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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 12244 ***
+
+IN THE NAME OF THE BODLEIAN
+AND OTHER ESSAYS
+
+
+By
+
+AUGUSTINE BIRRELL
+
+
+HONORARY FELLOW OF TRINITY HALL, CAMBRIDGE
+
+
+_'Peace be with the soul of that charitable and courteous author who
+for the common benefit of his fellow-authors introduced the ingenious
+way of miscellaneous writing.'_--LORD SHAFTESBURY.
+
+
+LONDON
+
+1906
+
+
+
+
+AUTHOR'S NOTE
+
+The first paper appeared in the _Outlook_, New York, the one on Mr.
+Bradlaugh in the _Nineteenth Century_, and some of the others at
+different times in the _Speaker_.
+
+3, NEW SQUARE,
+LINCOLN'S INN.
+
+
+
+
+ CONTENTS
+
+ I. 'IN THE NAME OF THE BODLEIAN'
+ II. BOOKWORMS
+ III. CONFIRMED READERS
+ IV. FIRST EDITIONS
+ V. GOSSIP IN A LIBRARY
+ VI. LIBRARIANS AT PLAY
+ VII. LAWYERS AT PLAY
+ VIII. THE NON-JURORS
+ IX. LORD CHESTERFIELD
+ X. THE JOHNSONIAN LEGEND
+ XI. BOSWELL AS BIOGRAPHER
+ XII. OLD PLEASURE GARDENS
+ XIII. OLD BOOKSELLERS
+ XIV. A FEW WORDS ABOUT COPYRIGHT IN BOOKS
+ XV. HANNAH MORE ONCE MORE
+ XVI. ARTHUR YOUNG
+ XVII. THOMAS PAINE
+ XVIII. CHARLES BRADLAUGH
+ XIX. DISRAELI _EX RELATIONE_ SIR WILLIAM FRASER
+ XX. A CONNOISSEUR
+ XXI. OUR GREAT MIDDLE CLASS
+ XXII. TAR AND WHITEWASH
+ XXIII. ITINERARIES
+ XXIV. EPITAPHS
+ XXV. 'HANSARD'
+ XXVI. CONTEMPT OF COURT
+ XXVII. 5 EDWARD VII., CHAPTER 12
+
+
+
+
+'IN THE NAME OF THE BODLEIAN'
+
+
+With what feelings, I wonder, ought one to approach in a famous
+University an already venerable foundation, devoted by the last will
+and indented deed of a pious benefactor to the collection and housing
+of books and the promotion of learning? The Bodleian at this moment
+harbours within its walls well-nigh half a million of printed volumes,
+some scores of precious manuscripts in all the tongues, and has become
+a name famous throughout the whole civilized world. What sort of a
+poor scholar would he be whose heart did not beat within him when, for
+the first time, he found himself, to quote the words of 'Elia,' 'in
+the heart of learning, under the shadow of the mighty Bodley'?
+
+Grave questions these! 'The following episode occurred during one of
+Calverley's (then Blayds) appearances at "Collections," the Master
+(Dr. Jenkyns) officiating. _Question_: "And with what feelings, Mr.
+Blayds, ought we to regard the decalogue?" Calverley who had no very
+clear idea of what was meant by the decalogue, but who had a due sense
+of the importance both of the occasion and of the question, made the
+following reply: "Master, with feelings of devotion, mingled with
+awe!" "Quite right, young man; a very proper answer," exclaimed the
+Master.'[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: _Literary Remains of C.S. Calverley_, p. 31.]
+
+'Devotion mingled with awe' might be a very proper answer for me to
+make to my own questions, but possessing that acquaintance with the
+history of the most picturesque of all libraries which anybody can
+have who loves books enough to devote a dozen quiet hours of
+rumination to the pages of Mr. Macray's _Annals of the Bodleian
+Library_, second edition, Oxford, 'at the Clarendon Press, 1890,' I
+cannot honestly profess to entertain in my breast, with regard to it,
+the precise emotions which C.S.C. declared took possession of him when
+he regarded the decalogue. A great library easily begets affection,
+which may deepen into love; but devotion and awe are plants hard to
+rear in our harsh climate; besides, can it be well denied that there
+is something in a huge collection of the ancient learning, of
+mediaeval folios, of controversial pamphlets, and in the thick black
+dust these things so woefully collect, provocative of listlessness and
+enervation and of a certain Solomonic dissatisfaction? The two writers
+of modern times, both pre-eminently sympathetic towards the past, who
+have best described this somewhat melancholy and disillusioned frame
+of mind are both Americans: Washington Irving, in two essays in _The
+Sketch-Book_, 'The Art of Bookmaking' and 'The Mutability of
+Literature'; and Nathaniel Hawthorne, in many places, but notably in
+that famous chapter on 'The Emptiness of Picture Galleries,' in _The
+Marble Faun_.
+
+It is perhaps best not to make too great demands upon our slender
+stock of deep emotions, not to rhapsodize too much, or vainly to
+pretend, as some travellers have done, that to them the collections
+of the Bodleian, its laden shelves and precious cases, are more
+attractive than wealth, fame, or family, and that it was stern Fate
+that alone compelled them to leave Oxford by train after a visit
+rarely exceeding twenty-four hours in duration.
+
+Sir Thomas Bodley's Library at Oxford is, all will admit, a great and
+glorious institution, one of England's sacred places; and springing,
+as it did, out of the mind, heart, and head of one strong, efficient,
+and resolute man, it is matter for rejoicing with every honest
+gentleman to be able to observe how quickly the idea took root,
+how well it has thriven, by how great a tradition it has become
+consecrated, and how studiously the wishes of the founder in all their
+essentials are still observed and carried out.
+
+Saith the prophet Isaiah, 'The liberal deviseth liberal things; and by
+liberal things he shall stand.' The name of Thomas Bodley still stands
+all the world over by the liberal thing he devised.
+
+A few pages about this 'second Ptolemy' will be grudged me by none but
+unlettered churls.
+
+He was a west countryman, an excellent thing to be in England if you
+want backing through thick and thin, and was born in Exeter on March
+2nd, 1544--a most troublesome date. It seems our fate in the old home
+never to be for long quit of the religious difficulty--which is very
+hard upon us, for nobody, I suppose, would call the English a
+'religious' people. Little Thomas Bodley opened his eyes in a land
+distracted with the religious difficulty. Listen to his own words;
+they are full of the times: 'My father, in the time of Queen Mary,
+being noted and known to be an enemy to Popery, was so cruelly
+threatened and so narrowly observed by those that maliced his
+religion, that for the safeguard of himself and my mother, who was
+wholly affected as my father, he knew no way so secure as to fly into
+Germany, where after a while he found means to call over my mother
+with all his children and family, whom he settled for a time in Wesel
+in Cleveland. (For there, there were many English which had left their
+country for their conscience and with quietness enjoyed their meetings
+and preachings.) From thence he removed to the town of Frankfort,
+where there was in like sort another English congregation. Howbeit we
+made no longer tarriance in either of these two towns, for that my
+father had resolved to fix his abode in the city of Geneva.'
+
+Here the Bodleys remained 'until such time as our Nation was
+advertised of the death of Queen Mary and the succession of Elizabeth,
+with the change of religion which caused my father to hasten into
+England.'
+
+In Geneva young Bodley and his brothers enjoyed what now would be
+called great educational advantages. Small creature though he was, he
+yet attended, so he says, the public lectures of Chevalerius in
+Hebrew, Bersaldus in Greek, and of Calvin and Beza in Divinity. He
+had also 'domestical teachers,' and was taught Homer by Robert
+Constantinus, who was the author of a Greek lexicon, a luxury in those
+days.
+
+On returning to England, Bodley proceeded, not to Exeter College, as
+by rights he should have done, but to Magdalen, where he became a
+'reading man,' and graduated Bachelor of Arts in 1563. The next year
+he shifted his quarters to Merton, where he gave public lectures on
+Greek. In 1566 he became a Master of Arts, took to the study of
+natural philosophy, and three years later was Junior Proctor. He
+remained in residence until 1576, thus spending seventeen years in the
+University. In the last-mentioned year he obtained leave of absence to
+travel on the Continent, and for four years he pursued his studies
+abroad, mastering the French, Spanish, and Italian languages. Some
+short time after his return home he obtained an introduction to Court
+circles and became an Esquire to Queen Elizabeth, who seems to have
+entertained varying opinions about him, at one time greatly commending
+him and at another time wishing he were hanged--an awkward wish on
+Tudor lips. In 1588 Bodley married a wealthy widow, a Mrs. Ball, the
+daughter of a Bristol man named Carew. As Bodley survived his wife and
+had no children, a good bit of her money remains in the Bodleian to
+this day. Blessed be her memory! Nor should the names of Carew and
+Ball be wholly forgotten in this connection. From 1588 to 1596 Bodley
+was in the diplomatic service, chiefly at The Hague, where he did good
+work in troublesome times. On being finally recalled from The Hague,
+Bodley had to make up his mind whether to pursue a public life. He
+suffered from having too many friends, for not only did Burleigh
+patronize him, but Essex must needs do the same. No man can serve two
+masters, and though to be the victim of the rival ambitions of greater
+men than yourself is no uncommon fate, it is a currish one. Bodley
+determined to escape it, and to make for himself after a very
+different fashion a name _aere perennius_.
+
+ 'I resolved thereupon to possess my soul in peace all the residue
+ of my days, to take my full farewell of State employments, to
+ satisfy my mind with the mediocrity of worldly living that I had of
+ mine own, and so to retire me from the Court.'
+
+But what was he to do?
+
+ 'Whereupon, examining exactly for the rest of my life what course I
+ might take, and having sought all the ways to the wood to select
+ the most proper, I concluded at the last to set up my staff at the
+ Library door in Oxford, being thoroughly persuaded that in my
+ solitude and surcease from the Commonwealth affairs I could not
+ busy myself to better purpose than by reducing that place (which
+ then in every part lay ruined waste) to the publick use of
+ students.'
+
+It is pleasant to be admitted into the birth-chamber of a great idea
+destined to be translated into action. Bodley proceeds to state the
+four qualifications he felt himself to possess to do this great bit of
+work: first, the necessary knowledge of ancient and modern tongues and
+of 'sundry other sorts of scholastical literature'; second, purse
+ability; third, a great store of honourable friends; and fourth,
+leisure.
+
+Bodley's description of the state of the old library as lying in every
+part ruined and in waste was but too true.
+
+Richard of Bury, the book-loving Bishop of Durham, seems to have been
+the first donor of manuscripts on anything like a large scale to
+Oxford, but the library he founded was at Durham College, which stood
+where Trinity College now stands, and was in no sense a University
+library. The good Bishop, known to all book-hunters as the author of
+the _Philobiblon_, died in 1345, but his collection remained intact,
+subject to rules he had himself laid down, until the dissolution of
+the monasteries, when Durham College, which was attached to a
+religious house, was put up for sale, and its library, like so much
+else of good learning at this sad period, was dispersed and for the
+most part destroyed.
+
+Bodley's real predecessor, the first begetter of a University library,
+was Thomas Cobham, Bishop of Worcester, who in 1320 prepared a chamber
+above a vaulted room in the north-east corner of St. Mary's Church for
+the reception of the books he intended to bestow upon his University.
+When the Bishop of Worcester (as a matter of fact, he had once been
+elected Archbishop of Canterbury; but that is another story, as
+Laurence Sterne has said) died in 1327, it was discovered that he had
+by his will bequeathed his library to Oxford, but he was insolvent! No
+rich relict of a defunct Ball was available for a Bishop in those
+days. The executors found themselves without sufficient estate to pay
+for their testator's funeral expenses, even then the first charge upon
+assets. They are not to be blamed for pawning the library. A good
+friend redeemed the pledge, and despatched the books--all, of course,
+manuscripts--to Oxford. For some reason or another Oriel took them in,
+and, having become their bailee, refused to part with them, possibly
+and plausibly alleging that the University was not in a position to
+give a valid receipt. At Oriel they remained for ten years, when all
+of a sudden the scholars of the University, animated by their
+notorious affection for sound learning and a good 'row,' took Oriel by
+storm, and carried off the books in triumph to Bishop Cobham's room,
+where they remained in chests unread for thirty years. In 1367 the
+University by statute ratified and confirmed its title to the books,
+and published regulations for their use, but the quarrel with Oriel
+continued till 1409, when the Cobham Library was for the first time
+properly furnished and opened as a place for study and reference.
+
+The librarian of the old Cobham Library had an advantage over Mr.
+Nicholson, the Bodley librarian of to-day. Being a clerk in Holy
+Orders before the time when, in Bodley's own phrase, already quoted,
+we 'changed' our religion, he was authorized by the University to say
+masses for the souls of all dead donors of books, whether by gifts
+_inter vivos_ or by bequest.
+
+The first great benefactor of Cobham's Library was Duke Humphrey of
+Gloucester, the youngest son of Henry IV., and perhaps the most
+'pushful' youngest son in our royal annals. Though a dissipated and
+unprincipled fellow, he lives in history as 'the good Duke Humphrey,'
+because he had the sense to patronize learning, collect manuscripts,
+and enrich Universities. He began his gifts to Oxford as early, so say
+some authorities, as 1411, and continued his donations of manuscripts
+with such vivacity that the little room in St. Mary's could no longer
+contain its riches. Hence the resolution of the University in 1444 to
+build a new library over the Divinity School. This new room, which
+was completed in 1480, forms now the central portion of that great
+reading-room so affectionately remembered by thousands of still living
+students.
+
+Duke Humphrey's Library, as the new room was popularly called,
+continued to flourish and receive valuable accessions of manuscripts
+and printed books belonging to divinity, medicine, natural science,
+and literature until the ill-omened year 1550. Oxford has never loved
+Commissioners revising her statutes and reforming her schools, but
+the Commissioners of 1550 were worse than prigs, worse even than
+Erastians: they were barbarians and wreckers. They were deputed by
+King Edward VI., 'in the spirit of the Reformation,' to make an end of
+the Popish superstition. Under their hands the library totally
+disappeared, and for a long while the tailors and shoemakers and
+bookbinders of Oxford were well supplied with vellum, which they found
+useful in their respective callings. It was a hard fate for so
+splendid a collection. True it is that for the most part the contents
+of the library had been rescued from miserable ill-usage in the
+monasteries and chapter-houses where they had their first habitations,
+but at last they had found shelter over the Divinity School of a great
+University. There at least they might hope to slumber. But our
+Reformers thought otherwise. The books and manuscripts being thus
+dispersed or destroyed, a prudent if unromantic Convocation exposed
+for sale the wooden shelves, desks, and seats of the old library, and
+so made a complete end of the whole concern, thus making room for
+Thomas Bodley.
+
+On February 23, 1597/8, Thomas Bodley sat himself down in his London
+house and addressed to the Vice-Chancellor of his University a certain
+famous letter:
+
+ 'SIR,
+ 'Altho' you know me not as I suppose, yet for the farthering of an
+ offer of evident utilitie to your whole University I will not be
+ too scrupulous in craving your assistance. I have been alwaies of
+ a mind that if God of his goodness should make me able to do
+ anything for the benefit of posteritie, I would shew some token of
+ affiction that I have ever more borne to the studies of good
+ learning. I know my portion is too slender to perform for the
+ present any answerable act to my willing disposition, but yet to
+ notify some part of my desire in that behalf I have resolved thus
+ to deal. Where there hath been heretofore a public library in
+ Oxford which you know is apparent by the room itself remaining and
+ by your statute records, I will take the charge and cost upon me to
+ reduce it again to its former use and to make it fit and handsome
+ with seats and shelves and desks and all that may be needful to
+ stir up other mens benevolence to help to furnish it with books.
+ And this I purpose to begin as soon as timber can be gotten to the
+ intent that you may be of some speedy profit of my project. And
+ where before as I conceive it was to be reputed but a store of
+ books of divers benefactors because it never had any lasting
+ allowance for augmentation of the number or supply of books
+ decayed, whereby it came to pass that when those that were in being
+ were either wasted or embezzled, the whole foundation came to ruin.
+ To meet with that inconvenience, I will so provide hereafter (if
+ God do not hinder my present design) as you shall be still assured
+ of a standing annual rent to be disbursed every year in buying of
+ books, or officers stipends and other pertinent occasions, with
+ which provision and some order for the preservation of the place
+ and the furniture of it from accustomed abuses, it may perhaps in
+ time to come prove a notable treasure for the multitude of volumes,
+ an excellent benefit for the use and ease of students, and a
+ singular ornament of the University.'
+
+The letter does not stop here, but my quotation has already probably
+wearied most of my readers, though for my own part I am not ashamed to
+confess that I seldom tire of retracing with my own hand the
+_ipsissima verba_ whereby great and truly notable gifts have been
+bestowed upon nations or Universities or even municipalities for the
+advancement of learning and the spread of science. Bodley's language
+is somewhat involved, but through it glows the plain intention of an
+honest man.
+
+Convocation, we are told, embraced the offer with wonderful alacrity,
+and lost no time in accepting it in good Latin.
+
+From February, 1598, to January, 1613 (when he died), Bodley was happy
+with as glorious a hobby-horse as ever man rode astride upon. Though
+Bodley, in one of his letters, modestly calls himself a mere
+'smatterer,' he was, as indeed he had the sense to recognise,
+excellently well fitted to be a collector of books, being both a good
+linguist and personally well acquainted with the chief cities of the
+Continent and with their booksellers. He was thus able to employ
+well-selected agents in different parts of Europe to buy books on his
+account, which it was his pleasure to receive, his rapture to unpack,
+his pride to despatch in what he calls 'dry-fats'--that is,
+weather-tight chests--to Dr. James, the first Bodley librarian.
+Despite growing and painful infirmities (stone, ague, dropsy), Bodley
+never even for a day dismounted his hobby, but rode it manfully to the
+last. Nor had he any mean taint of nature that might have grudged
+other men a hand in the great work. The more benefactors there were,
+the better pleased was Bodley. He could not, indeed--for had he not
+been educated at Geneva and attended the Divinity Lectures of Calvin
+and Beza?--direct Dr. James to say masses for the souls of such donors
+of money or books as should die, but he did all a poor Protestant can
+do to tempt generosity: he opened and kept in a very public place in
+the library a great register-book, containing the names and titles of
+all benefactors. Bodley was always on the look-out for gifts and
+bequests from his store of honourable friends; and in the case of Sir
+Henry Savile he even relaxed the rule against lending books from the
+library, because, as he frankly admits to Dr. James, he had hopes
+(which proved well founded) that Sir Henry would not forget his
+obligations to the Bodleian.
+
+The library was formally opened on November 8, 1602, and then
+contained some 2,000 volumes. Two years later its founder was knighted
+by King James, who on the following June directed letters patent to be
+issued styling the library by the founder's name and licensing the
+University to hold land in mortmain for its maintenance. The most
+learned and by no means the most foolish of our Kings, this same James
+I., visited the Bodleian in May, 1605. Sir Thomas was not present.
+There it was that the royal pun was made that the founder's name
+should have been Godly and not Bodley. King James handled certain old
+manuscripts with the familiarity of a scholar, and is reported to have
+said, I doubt not with perfect sincerity, that were he not King James
+he would be an University man, and that were it his fate at any time
+to be a captive, he would wish to be shut up in the Bodleian and to be
+bound with its chains, consuming his days amongst its books as his
+fellows in captivity. Indeed, he was so carried away by the atmosphere
+of the place as to offer to present to the Bodleian whatever books Sir
+Thomas Bodley might think fit to lay hands upon in any of the royal
+libraries, and he kept this royal word so far as to confirm the gift
+under the Privy Seal. But there it seems to have stopped, for the
+Bodleian does not contain any volumes traceable to this source. The
+King's librarians probably obstructed any such transfer of books.
+
+Authors seem at once to have recognised the importance of the library,
+and to have made presentation copies of their works, and in 1605 we
+find Bacon sending a copy of his _Advancement of Learning_ to Bodley,
+with a letter in which he said: 'You, having built an ark to save
+learning from deluge, deserve propriety [ownership] in any new
+instrument or engine whereby learning should be improved or advanced.'
+The most remarkable letter Bodley ever wrote, now extant, is one to
+Bacon; but it has no reference to the library, only to the Baconian
+philosophy. We do not get many glimpses of Bodley's habits of life or
+ways of thinking, but there is no difficulty in discerning a
+strenuous, determined, masterful figure, bent during his later years,
+perhaps tyrannously bent, on effecting his object. He was not, we
+learn from a correspondent, 'hasty to write but when the posts do urge
+him, saying there need be no answer to your letters till more leisure
+breed him opportunity.' 'Words are women, deeds are men,' is another
+saying of his which I reprint without comment.
+
+By an indenture dated April 20, 1609, Bodley, after reciting how he
+had, out of his zealous affection to the advancement of learning,
+lately erected upon the ruins of the old decayed library of Oxford
+University 'a most ample, commodious, and necessary building, as well
+for receipt and conveyance of books as for the use and ease of
+students, and had already furnished the same with excellent writers on
+all sorts of sciences, arts, and tongues, not only selected out of his
+own study and store, but also of others that were freely conferred by
+many other men's gifts,' proceeded to grant to trustees lands and
+hereditaments in Berkshire and in the city of London for the purpose
+of forming a permanent endowment of his library; and so they, or the
+proceeds of sale thereof, have remained unto this day.
+
+Sir Thomas Bodley died on January 20, 1613, his last days being
+soothed by a letter he received from the Vice-Chancellor of Oxford
+University condoling his sickness and signifying how much the Heads of
+Houses, etc., prayed for his recovery. A cynical friend--not much of a
+friend, as we shall see--called John Chamberlain, was surprised to
+observe what pleasure this assurance gave to the dying man. 'Whereby,'
+writes Chamberlain to Sir Ralph Winwood, 'I perceive how much fair
+words work, as well upon wise men as upon others, for indeed it did
+affect him very much.'
+
+Bodley was rather put out in his last illness by the refusal of a
+Cambridge doctor, Batter, to come to see him, the doctor saying:
+'Words cannot cure him, and I can do nothing else for him.' There is
+an occasional curtness about Cambridge men that is hard but not
+impossible to reconcile with good feeling.
+
+Bodley's will gave great dissatisfaction to some of his friends,
+including this aforesaid John Chamberlain, and yet, on reading it
+through, it is not easy to see any cause for just complaint. Bodley's
+brother did not grumble, there were no children, Lady Bodley had died
+in 1611, and everybody who knew the testator must have known that the
+library would be (as it was) the great object of his bounty. What
+annoyed Chamberlain seems to be that, whilst he had (so he says,
+though I take leave to doubt it) put down Bodley for some trifle in
+his will, Bodley forgot to mention Chamberlain in his. There is always
+a good deal of human nature exhibited on these occasions. I will
+transcribe a bit of one of this gentleman's grumbling letters,
+written, one may be sure, with no view to publication, the day after
+Bodley's death:
+
+ 'Mr. Gent came to me this morning as it were to bemoan himself of
+ the little regard hath been had of him and others, and indeed for
+ ought I hear there is scant anybody pleased, but for the rest it
+ were no great matter if he had had more consideration or
+ commiseration where there was most need. But he was so carried away
+ with the vanity and vain-glory of his library, that he forgot all
+ other respects and duties, almost of Conscience, Friendship, or
+ Good-nature, and all he had was too little for that work. To say
+ the truth I never did rely much upon his conscience, but I thought
+ he had been more real and ingenuous. I cannot learn that he hath
+ given anything, no, not a good word nor so much as named any old
+ friend he had, but Mr. Gent and Thos. Allen, who like a couple of
+ Almesmen must have his best and second gown, and his best and
+ second cloak, but to cast a colour or shadow of something upon Mr.
+ Gent, he says he forgives him all he owed him, which Mr. Gent
+ protests is never a penny. I must intreat you to pardon me if I
+ seem somewhat impatient on his [_i.e._, Gent's] behalf, who hath
+ been so servile to him, and indeed such a perpetual servant, that
+ he deserved a better reward. Neither can I deny that I have a
+ little indignation for myself that having been acquainted with him
+ for almost forty years, and observed and respected him so much, I
+ should not be remembered with the value of a spoon, or a mourning
+ garment, whereas if I had gone before him (as poor a man as I am),
+ he should not have found himself forgotten.'[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: _Winwood's Memorials_, vol. iii., p. 429.]
+
+Bodley did no more by his will, which is dated January 2, 1613, and is
+all in his own handwriting, than he had bound himself to do in his
+lifetime, and I feel as certain as I can feel about anything that
+happened nearly 300 years ago, that Mr. Gent, of Gloucester Hall, did
+owe Bodley money, though, as many another member of the University of
+Oxford has done with his debts, he forgot all about it.
+
+The founder of the Bodleian was buried with proper pomp and
+circumstance in the chapel of Merton College on March 29, 1613. Two
+Latin orations were delivered over his remains, one, that of John
+Hales (the ever-memorable), a Fellow of Merton, being of no
+inconsiderable length. After all was over, those who had mourning
+weeds or 'blacks' retired, with the Heads of Houses, to the refectory
+of Merton and had a funeral dinner bestowed upon them, 'amounting to
+the sum of £100,' as directed by the founder's will.
+
+The great foundation of Sir Thomas Bodley has, happily for all of us,
+had better fortune than befell the generous gifts of the Bishops of
+Durham and Worcester. The Protestant layman has had the luck, not the
+large-minded prelates of the old religion. Even during the Civil War
+Bodley's books remained uninjured, at all events by the Parliament
+men. 'When Oxford was surrendered [June 24, 1646], the first thing
+General Fairfax did was to set a good guard of soldiers to preserve
+the Bodleian Library. 'Tis said there was more hurt done by the
+Cavaliers [during their garrison] by way of embezzling and cutting of
+chains of books than there was since. He was a lover of learning, and
+had he not taken this special care that noble library had been utterly
+destroyed, for there were ignorant senators enough who would have been
+contented to have it so' (see Macray, p. 101).
+
+Oliver Cromwell, while Lord Protector, presented to the library
+twenty-two Greek manuscripts he had purchased, and, what is more, when
+Bodley's librarian refused the Lord Protector's request to allow the
+Portugal Ambassador to borrow a manuscript, sending instead of the
+manuscript a copy of the statutes forbidding loans, Oliver commended
+the prudence of the founder, and subsequently made the donation just
+mentioned.
+
+A great wave of generosity towards this foundation was early
+noticeable. The Bodleian got hold of men's imaginations. In those days
+there were learned men in all walks of life, and many more who, if not
+learned, were endlessly curious. The great merchants of the city of
+London instructed their agents in far lands to be on the look-out for
+rare things, and transmit them home to find a resting-place in
+Bodley's buildings. All sorts of curiosities found their way
+there--crocodiles, whales, mummies, and black negro-boys in spirits.
+The Ashmolean now holds most of them; the negro-boy has been
+conveniently lost.
+
+In 1649 the total of 2,000 printed books had risen to more than
+12,000--viz., folios, 5,889; quartos, 2,067; octavos, 4,918; whilst of
+manuscripts there were 3,001. One of the first gifts in money came
+from Sir Walter Raleigh, who in 1605 gave £50, whilst among the early
+benefactors of books and manuscripts it were a sin not to name the
+Earl of Pembroke, Archbishop Laud (one of the library's best friends),
+Robert Burton (of the _Anatomy of Melancholy_), Sir Kenelm Digby, John
+Selden, Lord Fairfax, Colonel Vernon, and Barlow, Bishop of Lincoln.
+No nobler library exists in the world than the Bodleian, unless it be
+in the Vatican at Rome. The foundation of Sir Thomas Bodley, though of
+no antiquity, shines with unrivalled splendour in the galaxy of Oxford
+
+ 'Amidst the stars that own another birth.'
+
+I must not say, being myself a Cambridge man, that the Bodleian
+dominates Oxford, yet to many an English, American, and foreign
+traveller to that city, which, despite railway-stations and motor-cars
+and the never-ending villas and perambulators of the Banbury Road,
+still breathes the charm of an earlier age, the Bodleian is the
+pulsing heart of the University. Colleges, like ancient homesteads,
+unless they are yours, never quite welcome you, though ready enough to
+receive with civility your tendered meed of admiration. You wander
+through their gardens, and pace their quadrangles with no sense of
+co-ownership; not for you are their clustered memories. In the
+Bodleian every lettered heart feels itself at home.
+
+Bodley drafted with his own hand the first statutes or rules to be
+observed in his library. Speaking generally, they are wise rules. One
+mistake, indeed, he made--a great mistake, but a natural one. Let him
+give his own reasons:
+
+ 'I can see no good reason to alter my rule for excluding such books
+ as Almanacks, Plays, and an infinite number that are daily printed
+ of very unworthy matters--handling such books as one thinks both
+ the Keeper and Under-Keeper should disdain to seek out, to deliver
+ to any man. Haply some plays may be worthy the keeping--but hardly
+ one in forty.... This is my opinion, wherein if I err I shall err
+ with infinite others; and the more I think upon it, the more it
+ doth distaste me that such kinds of books should be vouchsafed room
+ in so noble a library.'[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: See correspondence in _Reliquiae Bodleianae_, London,
+ 1703.]
+
+'Baggage-books' was the contemptuous expression elsewhere employed to
+describe this 'light infantry' of literature--_Belles Lettres_, as it
+is now more politely designated.
+
+One play in forty is liberal measure, but who is to say out of the
+forty plays which is the one worthy to be housed in a noble library?
+The taste of Vice-Chancellors and Heads of Houses, of keepers and
+under-keepers of libraries--can anybody trust it? The Bodleian is
+entitled by imperial statutes to receive copies of all books published
+within the realm, yet it appears, on the face of a Parliamentary
+return made in 1818, that this 'noble library' refused to find room
+for Ossian, the favourite poet of Goethe and Napoleon, and labelled
+Miss Edgeworth's _Parent's Assistant_ and Miss Hannah More's _Sacred
+Dramas_ 'Rubbish.' The sister University, home though she be of nearly
+every English poet worth reading, rejected the _Siege of Corinth_,
+though the work of a Trinity man; would not take in the _Thanksgiving
+Ode_ of Mr. Wordsworth, of St. John's College; declined Leigh Hunt's
+_Story of Rimini_; vetoed the _Headlong Hall_ of the inimitable
+Peacock, and, most wonderful of all, would have nothing to say to
+Scott's _Antiquary_, being probably disgusted to find that a book with
+so promising a title was only a novel.
+
+Now this is altered, and everything is collected in the Bodleian,
+including, so I am told, Christmas-cards and bills of fare.
+
+Bodley's rule has proved an expensive one, for the library has been
+forced to buy at latter-day prices 'baggage-books' it could have got
+for nothing.
+
+Another ill-advised regulation got rid of duplicates. Thus, when the
+third Shakespeare Folio appeared in 1664, the Bodleian disposed of its
+copy of the First Folio. However, this wrong was righted in 1821,
+when, under the terms of Edmund Malone's bequest, the library once
+again became the possessor of the edition of 1623. Quite lately the
+original displaced Folio has been recovered.
+
+Against lending books Bodley was adamant, and here his rule prevails.
+It is pre-eminently a wise one. The stealing of books, as well as the
+losing of books, from public libraries is a melancholy and ancient
+chapter in the histories of such institutions; indeed, there is too
+much reason to believe that not a few books in the Bodleian itself
+were stolen to start with. But the long possession by such a
+foundation has doubtless purged the original offence. In the National
+Library in Paris is at least one precious manuscript which was stolen
+from the Escurial. There are volumes in the British Museum on which
+the Bodleian looks with suspicion, and _vice versa_. But let sleeping
+dogs lie. Bodley would not give the divines who were engaged upon a
+bigger bit of work even than his library--the translation of the Bible
+into that matchless English which makes King James's version our
+greatest literary possession--permission to borrow 'the one or two
+books' they wished to see.
+
+Bodley's Library has sheltered through three centuries many queer
+things besides books and strangely-written manuscripts in old tongues;
+queerer things even than crocodiles, whales, and mummies--I mean the
+librarians and sub-librarians, janitors, and servants. Oddities many
+of them have been. Honest old Jacobites, non-jurors, primitive
+thinkers, as well as scandalously lazy drunkards and illiterate dogs.
+An old foundation can afford to have a varied experience in these
+matters.
+
+One of the most original of these originals was the famous Thomas
+Hearne, an 'honest gentleman'--that is, a Jacobite--and one whose
+collections and diaries have given pleasure to thousands. He was
+appointed janitor in 1701, and sub-librarian in 1712, but in 1716,
+when an Act of Parliament came into operation which imposed a fine of
+£500 upon anyone who held any public office without taking the oath of
+allegiance to the Hanoverians, Hearne's office was taken away from
+him; but he shared with his King over the water the satisfaction of
+accounting himself still _de jure_, and though he lived till 1735,
+he never failed each half-year to enter his salary and fees as
+sub-librarian as being still unpaid. He was perhaps a little spiteful
+and vindictive, but none the less a fine old fellow. I will write down
+as specimens of his humour a prayer of his and an apology, and then
+leave him alone. His prayer ran as follows:
+
+ 'O most gracious and merciful Lord God, wonderful in Thy
+ Providence, I return all possible thanks to Thee for the care Thou
+ hast always taken of me. I continually meet with most signal
+ instances of this Thy Providence, and one act yesterday, _when I
+ unexpectedly met with three old manuscripts_, for which in a
+ particular manner I return my thanks, beseeching Thee to continue
+ the same protection to me, a poor helpless sinner, and that for
+ Jesus Christ his sake' (_Aubrey's Letters_, i. 118).
+
+His apology, which I do not think was actually published, though kept
+in draft, was after this fashion:
+
+ 'I, Thomas Hearne, A.M. of the University of Oxford, having ever
+ since my matriculation followed my studies with as much application
+ as I have been capable of, and having published several books for
+ the honour and credit of learning, and particularly for the
+ reputation of the foresaid University, am very sorry that by my
+ declining to say anything but what I knew to be true in any of my
+ writings, and especially in the last book I published entituled,
+ &c, I should incur the displeasure of any of the Heads of Houses,
+ and as a token of my sorrow for their being offended at truth, I
+ subscribe my name to this paper and permit them to make what use of
+ it they please.'
+
+Leaping 140 years, an odd tale is thus lovingly recorded of another
+sub-librarian, the Rev. A. Hackman, who died in 1874:
+
+ 'During all the time of his service in the library (thirty-six
+ years) he had used as a cushion in his plain wooden armchair a
+ certain vellum-bound folio, which by its indented side, worn down
+ by continual pressure, bore testimony to the use to which it had
+ been put. No one had ever the curiosity to examine what the book
+ might be, but when, after Hackman's departure from the library, it
+ was removed from its resting-place of years, some amusement was
+ caused by finding that the chief compiler of the last printed
+ catalogue had omitted from his catalogue the volume on which he
+ sat, of which, too, though of no special value, there was no other
+ copy in the library' (Macray, p. 388A).
+
+The spectacle in the mind's eye of this devoted sub-librarian and
+sound divine sitting on the vellum-bound folio for six-and-thirty
+years, so absorbed in his work as to be oblivious of the fact that he
+had failed to include in what was his _magnum opus_, the Great
+Catalogue, the very book he was sitting upon, tickles the midriff.
+
+Here I must bring these prolonged but wholly insufficient observations
+to a very necessary conclusion. Not a word has been said of the great
+collection of bibles, or of the unique copies of the Koran and the
+Talmud and the _Arabian Nights_, or of the Dante manuscripts, or of
+Bishop Tanner's books (many bought on the dispersion of Archbishop
+Sancroft's great library), which in course of removal by water from
+Norwich to Oxford fell into the river and remained submerged for
+twenty hours, nor of many other splendid benefactions of a later date.
+
+One thing only remains, not to be said, but to be sent round--I mean
+the hat. Ignominious to relate, this glorious foundation stands in
+need of money. Shade of Sir Thomas Bodley, I invoke thy aid to loosen
+the purse-strings of the wealthy! The age of learned and curious
+merchants, of high-spirited and learning-loving nobles, of
+book-collecting bishops, of antiquaries, is over. The Bodleian cannot
+condescend to beg. It is too majestical. But I, an unauthorized
+stranger, have no need to be ashamed.
+
+Especially rich is this great library in _Americana_, and America
+suggests multi-millionaires. The rich men of the United States have
+been patriotically alive to the first claims of their own richly
+endowed universities, and long may they so continue; but if by any
+happy chance any one of them should accidentally stumble across an odd
+million or even half a million of dollars hidden away in some casual
+investment he had forgotten, what better thing could he do with it
+than send it to this, the most famous foundation of his Old Home? It
+would be acknowledged by return of post in English and in Latin, and
+the donor's name would be inscribed, not indeed (and this is a
+regrettable lapse) in that famous old register which Bodley provided
+should always be in a prominent place in his library, but in the
+Annual Statement of Accounts now regularly issued. To be associated
+with the Bodleian is to share its fame and partake of the blessing it
+has inherited. 'The liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal
+things he shall stand.'
+
+
+
+BOOKWORMS
+
+
+Great is bookishness and the charm of books. No doubt there are times
+and seasons in the lives of most reading men when they rebel against
+the dust of libraries and kick against the pricks of these monstrously
+accumulated heaps of words. We all know 'the dark hour' when the
+vanity of learning and the childishness of merely literary things are
+brought home to us in such a way as almost to avail to put the pale
+student out of conceit with his books, and to make him turn from his
+best-loved authors as from a friend who has outstayed his welcome,
+whose carriage we wish were at the door. In these unhappy moments we
+are apt to call to mind the shrewd men we have known, who have been
+our blithe companions on breezy fells, heathery moor, and by the
+stream side, who could neither read nor write, or who, at all events,
+but rarely practised those Cadmean arts. Yet they could tell the time
+of day by the sun, and steer through the silent night by the stars;
+and each of them had--as Emerson, a very bookish person, has said--a
+dial in his mind for the whole bright calendar of the year. How racy
+was their talk; how wise their judgments on men and things; how well
+they did all that at the moment seemed worth doing; how universally
+useful was their garnered experience--their acquired learning! How
+wily were these illiterates in the pursuit of game--how ready in an
+emergency! What a charm there is about out-of-door company! Who would
+not sooner have spent a summer's day with Sir Walter's humble friend,
+Tom Purday, than with Mr. William Wordsworth of Rydal Mount! It is, we
+can only suppose, reflections such as these that make country
+gentlemen and farmers the sworn foes they are of education and the
+enemies of School Boards.
+
+I only indicate this line of thought to condemn it. Such temptations
+come from below. Great, we repeat, is bookishness and the charm of
+books. Even the writings, the ponderous writings, of that portentous
+parson, the Rev. T.F. Dibdin, with all their lumbering gaiety and
+dust-choked rapture over first editions, are not hastily to be sent
+packing to the auction-room. Much red gold did they cost us, these
+portly tomes, in bygone days, and on our shelves they shall remain
+till the end of our time, unless our creditors intervene--were it only
+to remind us of years when our enthusiasms were pure though our tastes
+may have been crude.
+
+Some years ago Mr. Blades, the famous printer and Caxtonist, published
+in vellum covers a small volume which he christened _The Enemies of
+Books_. It made many friends, and now a revised and enlarged version
+in comely form, adorned with pictures, and with a few prefatory words
+by Dr. Garnett, has made its appearance. Mr. Blades himself has left
+this world for a better one, where--so piety bids us believe--neither
+fire nor water nor worm can despoil or destroy the pages of heavenly
+wisdom. But the book-collector must not be caught nursing mere
+sublunary hopes. There is every reason to believe that in the realms
+of the blessed the library, like that of Major Ponto, will be small
+though well selected. Mr. Blades had, as his friend Dr. Garnett
+observes, a debonair spirit--there was nothing fiery or controversial
+about him. His attitude towards the human race and its treatment of
+rare books was rather mournful than angry. For example, under the head
+of 'Fire,' he has occasion to refer to that great destruction of books
+of magic which took place at Ephesus, to which St. Luke has called
+attention in his Acts of the Apostles. Mr. Blades describes this
+holocaust as righteous, and only permits himself to say in a kind of
+undertone that he feels a certain mental disquietude and uneasiness at
+the thought of the loss of more than £18,000 worth of books, which
+could not but have thrown much light (had they been preserved) on
+many curious questions of folk-lore. Personally, I am dead against the
+burning of books. A far worse, because a corrupt, proceeding, was the
+scandalously horrid fate that befell the monastic libraries at our
+disgustingly conducted, even if generally beneficent, Reformation. The
+greedy nobles and landed gentry, who grabbed the ancient foundations
+of the old religion, cared nothing for the books they found cumbering
+the walls, and either devoted them to vile domestic uses or sold them
+in shiploads across the seas. It may well be that the monks--fine,
+lusty fellows!--cared more for the contents of their fish-ponds than
+of their libraries; but, at all events, they left the books alone to
+take their chance--they did not rub their boots with them or sell them
+at the price of old paper. A man need have a very debonair spirit who
+does not lose his temper over our blessed Reformation. Mr. Blades, on
+the whole, managed to keep his.
+
+Passing from fire, Mr. Blades has a good deal to say about water, and
+the harm it has been allowed to do in our collegiate and cathedral
+libraries. With really creditable composure he writes: 'Few old
+libraries in England are now so thoroughly neglected as they were
+thirty years ago. The state of many of our collegiate and cathedral
+libraries was at that time simply appalling. I could mention many
+instances--one especially--where, a window having been left broken for
+a long time, the ivy had pushed through and crept over a row of books,
+each of which was worth hundreds of pounds. In rainy weather the water
+was conducted as by a pipe along the tops of the books, and soaked
+through the whole.' Ours is indeed a learned Church. Fancy the mingled
+amazement and dismay of the Dean and Chapter when they were informed
+that all this mouldering literary trash had 'boodle' in it. 'In
+another and a smaller collection the rain came through on to a
+bookcase through a sky-light, saturating continually the top shelf,
+containing Caxtons and other English books, one of which, although
+rotten, was sold soon after by permission of the Charity Commissioners
+for £200.' Oh, those scoundrelly Charity Commissioners! How
+impertinent has been their interference with the loving care and
+guardianship of the Lord's property by His lawfully consecrated
+ministers! By the side of these anthropoid apes, the genuine
+bookworm, the paper-eating insect, ravenous as he once was, has done
+comparatively little mischief. Very little seems known of the
+creature, though the purchaser of Mr. Blades's book becomes the owner
+of a life-size portrait of the miscreant in one, at all events, of his
+many shapes. Mr. Birdsall, of Northampton, sent Mr. Blades, in 1879,
+by post, a fat little worm he had found in an old volume. Mr. Blades
+did all, and more than all, that could be expected of a humane man to
+keep the creature alive, actually feeding him with fragments of
+Caxtons and seventeenth-century literature; but it availed not, for in
+three weeks the thing died, and as the result of a post-mortem was
+declared to be _Aecophera pseudopretella_. Some years later Dr.
+Garnett, who has spent a long life obliging men of letters, sent Mr.
+Blades two Athenian worms, which had travelled to this country in a
+Hebrew Commentary; but, lovely and pleasant in their lives, in their
+deaths they were not far divided. Mr. Blades, at least, mourned their
+loss. The energy of bookworms, like that of men, greatly varies. Some
+go much farther than others. However fair they may start on the same
+folio, they end very differently. Once upon a time 212 worms began to
+eat their way through a stout folio printed in the year 1477, by Peter
+Schoeffer, of Mentz. It was an ungodly race they ran, but let me trace
+their progress. By the time the sixty-first page was reached all but
+four had given in, either slinking back the way they came, or
+perishing _en route_. By the time the eighty-sixth page had been
+reached but one was left, and he evidently on his last legs, for he
+failed to pierce his way through page 87. At the other end of the same
+book another lot of worms began to bore, hoping, I presume, to meet
+in the middle, like the makers of submarine tunnels, but the last
+survivor of this gang only reached the sixty ninth page from the end.
+Mr. Blades was of opinion that all these worms belonged to the
+_Anobium pertinax_. Worms have fallen upon evil days, for, whether
+modern books are readable or not, they have long since ceased to be
+edible. The worm's instinct forbids him to 'eat the china clay, the
+bleaches, the plaster of Paris, the sulphate of barytes, the scores of
+adulterants now used to mix with the fibre.' Alas, poor worm! Alas,
+poor author! Neglected by the _Anobium pertinax_, what chance is
+there of anyone, man or beast, a hundred years hence reaching his
+eighty-seventh page!
+
+Time fails me to refer to bookbinders, frontispiece collectors,
+servants and children, and other enemies of books; but the volume I
+refer to is to be had of the booksellers, and is a pleasant volume,
+worthy of all commendation. Its last words set me thinking; they are:
+
+ 'Even a millionaire will ease his toils, lengthen his life, and add
+ 100 per cent. to his daily pleasures, if he becomes a bibliophile;
+ while to the man of business with a taste for books, who through
+ the day has struggled in the battle of life, with all its
+ irritating rebuffs and anxieties, what a blessed season of
+ pleasurable repose opens upon him as he enters his sanctum, where
+ every article wafts him a welcome and every book is a personal
+ friend!'
+
+As for the millionaire, I frankly say I have no desire his life should
+be lengthened, and care nothing about adding 100 per cent. to his
+daily pleasures. He is a nuisance, for he has raised prices nearly 100
+per cent. We curse the day when he was told it was the thing to buy
+old books; and, if he must buy old books, why is he not content with
+the works of Gibbon, Hume, and Robertson, and Flavius Josephus, that
+learned Jew? But it is not the millionaire who set me thinking; it is
+the harassed man of business; and what I am wondering is, whether, in
+sober truth and earnestness, it is possible for him, as he shuts his
+library door and finds himself inside, to forget his rebuffs and
+anxieties--his maturing bills and overdue argosies--and to lose
+himself over a favourite volume. The 'article' that wafts him welcome
+I take to be his pipe. That he will put the 'article' into his mouth
+and smoke it I have no manner of doubt; my dread is lest, in ten
+minutes' time, the book should have dropt into his lap and the man's
+eyes be staring into the fire. But for a' that, and a' that--great is
+bookishness and the charm of books.
+
+
+
+CONFIRMED READERS
+
+
+Dr. Johnson is perhaps our best example of a confirmed reader. Malone
+once found him sitting in his room roasting apples and reading a
+history of Birmingham. This staggered even Malone, who was himself a
+somewhat far-gone reader.
+
+'Don't you find it rather dull?' he ventured to inquire.
+
+'Yes,' replied the Sage, 'it is dull.'
+
+Malone's eyes then rested on the apples, and he remarked he supposed
+they were for medicine.
+
+'Why, no,' said Johnson; 'I believe they are only there because I
+wanted something to do. I have been confined to the house for a week,
+and so you find me roasting apples and reading the history of
+Birmingham.'
+
+This anecdote pleasingly illustrates the habits of the confirmed
+reader. Nor let the worldling sneer. Happy is the man who, in the
+hours of solitude and depression, can read a history of Birmingham.
+How terrible is the story Welbore Ellis told of Robert Walpole in his
+magnificent library, trying book after book, and at last, with tears
+in his eyes, exclaiming: 'It is all in vain: I cannot read!'
+
+Edmund Malone, the Shakespearian commentator and first editor of
+_Boswell's Johnson_, was as confirmed a reader as it is possible for a
+book-collector to be. His own life, by Sir James Prior, is full of
+good things, and is not so well known as it should be. It smacks of
+books and bookishness.
+
+Malone, who was an Irishman, was once, so he would have us believe,
+deeply engaged in politics; but he then fell in love, and the affair,
+for some unknown reason, ending unhappily, his interest ceased in
+everything, and he was driven as a last resource to books and
+writings. Thus are commentators made. They learn in suffering what
+they observe in the margin. Malone may have been driven to his
+pursuits, but he took to them kindly, and became a vigorous and
+skilful book-buyer, operating in the market both on his own behalf and
+on that of his Irish friends with great success.
+
+His good fortune was enormous, and this although he had a severely
+restricted notion as to price. He was no reckless bidder, like Mr.
+Harris, late of Covent Garden, who, just because David Garrick had a
+fine library of old plays, was determined to have one himself at
+whatever cost. In Malone's opinion half a guinea was a big price for a
+book. As he grew older he became less careful, and in 1805, which was
+seven years before his death, he gave Ford, a Manchester bookseller,
+£25 for the Editio Princeps of _Venus and Adonis_. He already had the
+edition of 1596--a friend had given it him--bound up with
+Constable's and Daniel's Sonnets and other rarities, but he very
+naturally yearned after the edition of 1593. He fondly imagined
+Ford's copy to be unique: there he was wrong, but as he died in that
+belief, and only gave £25 for his treasure, who dare pity him? His
+copy now reposes in the Bodleian. He secured Shakespeare's Sonnets
+(1609) and the first edition of the _Rape of Lucrece_ for two guineas,
+and accounted half a crown a fair average price for quarto copies of
+Elizabethan plays.
+
+Malone was a truly amiable man, of private fortune and endearing
+habits. He lived on terms of intimacy with his brother
+book-collectors, and when they died attended the sale of their
+libraries and bid for his favourite lots, grumbling greatly if they
+were not knocked down to him. At Topham Beauclerk's sale in 1781,
+which lasted nine days, Malone bought for Lord Charlemont 'the
+pleasauntest workes of George Gascoigne, Esquire, with the princely
+pleasures at Kenilworth Castle, 1587.' He got it cheap (£1 7s.), as it
+wanted a few leaves, which Malone thought he had; but to his horror,
+when it came to be examined, it was found to want eleven more leaves
+than he had supposed. 'Poor Mr. Beauclerk,' he writes, 'seems never to
+have had his books examined or collated, otherwise he would have found
+out the imperfections.' Malone was far too good a book-collector to
+suggest a third method of discovering a book's imperfections--namely,
+reading it. Beauclerk's library only realized £5,011, and as the Duke
+of Marlborough had a mortgage upon it of £5,000, there must have been
+after payment of the auctioneer's charges a considerable deficit.
+
+But Malone was more than a book-buyer, more even than a commentator:
+he was a member of the Literary Club, and the friend of Johnson,
+Reynolds, and Burke. On July 28, 1789, he went to Burke's place, the
+Gregories, near Beaconsfield, with Sir Joshua, Wyndham, and Mr.
+Courtenay, and spent three very agreeable days. The following extract
+from the recently published Charlemont papers has interest:
+
+ 'As I walked out before breakfast with Mr. Burke, I proposed to him
+ to revise and enlarge his admirable book on the _Sublime and
+ Beautiful_, which the experience, reading, and observation of
+ thirty years could not but enable him to improve considerably. But
+ he said the train of his thoughts had gone another way, and the
+ whole bent of his mind turned from such subjects, and that he was
+ much fitter for such speculations at the time he published that
+ book than now.'
+
+Between the Burke of 1758 and the Burke of 1789 there was a difference
+indeed, but the forcible expressions, 'the train of my thoughts' and
+'the whole bent of my mind,' serve to create a new impression of the
+tremendous energy and fertile vigour of this amazing man. The next day
+the party went over to Amersham and admired Mr. Drake's trees, and
+listened to Sir Joshua's criticisms of Mr. Drake's pictures. This was
+a fortnight after the taking of the Bastille. Burke's hopes were still
+high. The Revolution had not yet spoilt his temper.
+
+Amongst the Charlemont papers is an amusing tale I do not remember
+having ever seen before of young Philip Stanhope, the recipient of
+Lord Chesterfield's famous letters:
+
+ 'When at Berne, where he passed some of his boyhood in company with
+ Harte and the excellent Mr., now Lord, Eliott (Heathfield of
+ Gibraltar), he was one evening invited to a party where, together
+ with some ladies, there happened to be a considerable number of
+ Bernese senators, a dignified set of elderly gentlemen,
+ aristocratically proud, and perfect strangers to fun. These most
+ potent, grave, and reverend signors were set down to whist, and
+ were so studiously attentive to the game, that the unlucky brat
+ found little difficulty in fastening to the backs of their chairs
+ the flowing tails of their ample periwigs and in cutting,
+ unobserved by them, the tyes of their breeches. This done, he left
+ the room, and presently re-entered crying out, "Fire! Fire!" The
+ affrighted burgomasters suddenly bounced up, and exhibited to the
+ amazed spectators their senatorial heads and backs totally deprived
+ of ornament or covering.'
+
+Young Stanhope was no ordinary child. There is a completeness about
+this jest which proclaims it a masterpiece. One or other of its points
+might have occurred to anyone, but to accomplish both at once was to
+show real distinction.
+
+Sir William Stanhope, Lord Chesterfield's brother, felt no surprise at
+his nephew's failure to acquire the graces. 'What,' said he, 'could
+Chesterfield expect? His mother was Dutch, he was educated at Leipsic,
+and his tutor was a pedant from Oxford.'
+
+Papers which contain anecdotes of this kind carry with them their own
+recommendation. We hear on all sides complaints--and I hold them to be
+just complaints--of the abominable high prices of English books.
+Thirty shillings, thirty-six shillings, are common prices. The thing
+is too barefaced. His Majesty's Stationery Office set an excellent
+example. They sell an octavo volume of 460 closely but well-printed
+pages, provided with an excellent index, for one shilling and
+elevenpence. There is not much editing, but the quality of it is
+good.
+
+If anyone is confined to his room, even as Johnson was when Malone
+found him roasting apples and reading a history of Birmingham, he
+cannot do better than surround himself with the publications of the
+Historical Manuscripts Commission; they will cost him next to nothing,
+tell him something new on every page, revive a host of old memories
+and scores of half-forgotten names, and perhaps tempt him to become a
+confirmed reader.
+
+
+
+FIRST EDITIONS
+
+
+This is an age of great publicity. Not only are our streets well
+lighted, but also our lives. The cosy nooks and corners, crannies, and
+dark places where, in old-fashioned days, men hugged their private
+vices without shamefacedness have been swept away as ruthlessly as
+Seven Dials. All the questionable pursuits, fancies, foibles of silly,
+childish man are discussed grimly and at length in the newspapers and
+magazines. Our poor hobby-horses are dragged out of the stable, and
+made to show their shambling paces before the mob of gentlemen who
+read with ease. There has been much prate lately of as innocent a
+foible as ever served to make men self-forgetful for a few seconds of
+time--the collecting of first editions. Somebody hard up for 'copy'
+denounced this pastime, and made merry over a _virtuoso's_ whim.
+Somebody else--Mr. Slater, I think it was--thought fit to put in a
+defence, and thereupon a dispute arose as to why men bought first
+editions dear when they could buy last editions cheap. Brutal,
+domineering fellows bellowed their complete indifference to
+Shakespeare's Quartos till timid _dilettanti_ turned pale and fled.
+
+The fact, of course, is that in such a dispute as this there is but
+one thing to do--namely, to persuade the Attorney-General of the day
+to enter up a _nolle prosequi_, and for him who collects first
+editions to go on collecting. There is nothing to be serious about in
+the matter. It is not literature. Some of the greatest lovers of
+letters who have ever lived--Dr. Johnson, for example, and Thomas de
+Quincey and Carlyle--have cared no more for first editions than I do
+for Brussels sprouts. You may love Moliere with a love surpassing your
+love of woman without any desire to beggar yourself in Paris by
+purchasing early copies of the plays. You may be perfectly content to
+read Walton's _Lives_ in an edition of 1905, if there is one; and as
+for _Robinson Crusoe_ and _Gulliver_ and the _Vicar of Wakefield_--are
+they not eternal favourites, and just as tickling to the fancy in
+their nineteenth-century dress as in their eighteenth? The whole thing
+is but a hobby--but a paragraph in one chapter of the vast, but most
+agreeable, history of human folly. If John Doe is blankly indifferent
+to Richard Roe's Elizabethan dramatists, it is only fair to remember
+how sublime is Richard's contempt for John's collection of old musical
+instruments. If these gentlemen are wise they will discuss, when they
+meet, the weather, or the Death Duties, or some other extraneous
+subject, and leave their respective hobbies in the stable. Never mind
+what your hobby is--books, prints, drawings, china, scarabaei,
+lepidoptera--keep it to yourself and for those like-minded with you.
+Sweet indeed is the community of interest, delightful the intercourse
+which a common foible begets; but correspondingly bitter and
+distressful is the forced union of nervous zeal and pitiless
+indifference. Spare us the so-called friends who come and gape and
+stare and go! What is more painful than the chatter of the connoisseur
+as it falls upon the long ears of the ignoramus! Collecting is a
+secret sin--the great pushing public must be kept out. It is sheer
+madness to puff and praise your hobby, and to invite Dick, Tom, and
+Harry to inspect your stable: such conduct is to invite rebuff, to
+expose yourself to just animadversion. Keep the beast in its box. This
+is my first advice to the hobby-hunter.
+
+My second piece of advice is equally important, particularly at the
+present time, when the world is too much with us, and it is
+this--never convert a taste into a trade. The moment you become a
+tradesman you cease to be a hobbyist. When the love of money comes in
+at the window the love of books runs out at the door. There has been
+of late years a good deal of sham book-collecting. The morals of the
+Stock Exchange have corrupted even the library. Sordid souls have been
+induced by wily second-hand booksellers to buy books for no other
+reason than because the price demanded was a high one. This is the
+very worst possible reason for buying a book. Whether it is ever wise
+to buy a book, as Aulus Gellius used to do, simply because it is
+cheap, and regardless of its condition, is a debatable point, but to
+buy one dear at the mere bidding of a bookseller is to debase
+yourself. The result of this ungodly traffic has been to enlarge for
+the moment the circle of book-buyers by including in it men with
+commercial instincts, sham hobbyists. But these impostors have been
+lately punished in the only way they could be punished--namely, in
+their pockets--by a heavy fall of prices. The stuff they were induced
+to buy has not, and could not, maintain its price, and the shops are
+now full of the volumes which, seven or ten years ago, fetched fancy
+sums.
+
+If a young book-collector does but bear in mind the two bits of advice
+I have proffered him, he may safely be bidden godspeed and
+congratulated on his choice of a hobby, for it is, without a shadow of
+a doubt, the cheapest he could have chosen. Even without means to
+acquire the treasures of a Quaritch or a Pickering, he may yet derive
+infinite delight from the perusal of the many hundreds of catalogues
+that now weekly issue from the second-hand booksellers in town and
+country. He may write an imaginary letter, ordering the books he has
+previously selected from the catalogue, and then he has only to forget
+to post it to avoid all disagreeable consequences.
+
+The constant turnover of old books is amazing. There seems no rest in
+this world even for folios and quartos. The first edition of old
+Burton's _Anatomy_, printed at Oxford in a small quarto in 1621, rises
+to the surface as a rule no less than four times a year; so, too, does
+Coryat's _Crudities_, hastily gobbled up in five months' travels in
+France, Savoy, Italy, Germany, etc., 1611. What a seething, restless
+place this world is, to be sure! The constant recurrence of copies of
+the same books is almost startling. Hardly a year passes but every
+book of first-rate importance and interest is knocked down to the
+highest bidder. No doubt there are still old libraries where, buried
+in dust and cobwebs, the folios and quartos lie undisturbed; but to
+turn the pages or examine the index of _Book Prices Current_ is to
+have a vision before your eyes of whole regiments of books passing
+and repassing across the stage amidst the loud cries of auctioneers
+and the bidding of booksellers.
+
+In the auction-mart taste is pretty steady. The old favourites hold
+their own. Every now and again an immortal joins their ranks. Puffing
+and pretension may win the ear of the outside public, and extort
+praise from the press, but inside the rooms of a Sotheby, a Puttick,
+or a Hodgson, these foolish persons count for nothing, and their names
+are seldom heard. Were an author to turn the pages of _Book Prices
+Current_, he could hardly fail, as he there read the names of famous
+men of old, to breathe the prayer, 'May my books some day be found
+forming part of this great tidal wave of literature which is for ever
+breaking on Earth's human shores!' But the vanity of authors is
+endless, and their prayers are apt to be but empty things.
+
+
+
+GOSSIP IN A LIBRARY
+
+
+There were no books in Eden, and there will be none in heaven; but
+between times--and it is of those I speak--it is otherwise. Mr. Thomas
+Greenwood, in a most meritorious work on Public Libraries, supplies
+figures which show that, without counting pamphlets (which are books
+gone wrong) or manuscripts (which are books _in terrorem_), there are
+at this present moment upwards of 71,000,000 printed books in bindings
+in the several public libraries of Europe and America. To estimate
+the number and extent of private libraries in those countries is
+impossible. In many large houses there are no books at all--which is
+to make ignorance visible; whilst in many small houses there are, or
+seem to be, nothing else--which is to make knowledge inconvenient; yet
+as there are upwards of 280,000,000 of inhabitants of Europe and
+America, I cannot greatly err if a passion for round numbers drives me
+to the assertion that there are at least 300,000,000 books in these
+countries, not counting bibles and prayer-books. It is a poor show!
+Russia is greatly to blame, her European population of 88,000,000
+being so badly provided for that it brings down the average. Were
+Russia left out in the cold, we might, were our books to be divided
+amongst our population _per capita_, rely upon having two volumes
+apiece. This would not afford Mr. Gosse (the title of one of whose
+books I have stolen) much material for gossip, particularly as his two
+books might easily chance to be duplicates. There are no habits of man
+more alien to the doctrine of the Communist than those of the
+collector, and there is no collector, not even that basest of them
+all, the Belial of his tribe, the man who collects money, whose love
+of private property is intenser, whose sense of the joys of ownership
+is keener than the book-collector's. Mr. William Morris once hinted at
+a good time coming, when at almost every street corner there would be
+a public library, where beautiful and rare books will be kept for
+citizens to examine. The citizen will first wash his hands in a
+parochial basin, and then dry them on a parochial towel, after which
+ritual he will walk in and stand _en queue_ until it comes to be his
+turn to feast his eye upon some triumph of modern or some miracle of
+old typography. He will then return to a bookless home proud and
+satisfied, tasting of the joy that is in widest commonalty spread.
+Alas! he will do nothing of the kind, not, at least, if he is one of
+those in whom the old Adam of the bookstalls still breathes. A public
+library must always be an abomination. To enjoy a book, you must own
+it. 'John Jones his book,' that is the best bookplate. I have never
+admired the much-talked-of bookplate of Grolier, which, in addition to
+his own name, bore the ridiculous advice _Et Amicorum_. Fudge! There
+is no evidence that Grolier ever lent any man a book with his plate
+in it. His collection was dispersed after his death, and then
+sentimentalists fell a-weeping over his supposed generosity. It would
+be as reasonable to commend the hospitality of a dead man because you
+found amongst his papers a vast number of unposted invitations to
+dinner upon a date he long outlived. Sentiment is seldom in place, but
+on a bookplate it is peculiarly odious. To paste in each book an
+invitation to steal it, as Grolier seems to have done, is foolish; but
+so also is it to invoke, as some book-plates do, curses upon the heads
+of all subsequent possessors--as if any man who wanted to add a volume
+to his collection would be deterred by such braggadocio. But this is a
+digression. Public libraries can never satisfy the longings of
+book-collectors any more than can the private libraries of other
+people. Whoever really cared a snap of his fingers for the contents of
+another man's library, unless he is known to be dying? It is a
+humorous spectacle to watch one book-collector exhibiting his stores
+to another. If the owner is a gentleman, as he usually is, he affects
+indifference--'A poor thing,' he seems to say, 'yet mine own'; whilst
+the visitor, if human, as he always is, exhibits disgust. If the
+volume proffered for the visitor's examination is a genuine rarity,
+not in his own collection, he surlily inquires how it was come by;
+whilst if it is no great thing, he testily expresses his astonishment
+it should be thought worth keeping, and this although he has the very
+same edition at home.
+
+On the other hand, though actual visits to other men's libraries
+rarely seem to give pleasure, the perusal of the catalogues of such
+libraries has always been a favourite pastime of collectors; but this
+can be accounted for without in any way aspersing the truth of the
+general statement that the only books a lover of them takes pleasure
+in are his own.
+
+Mr. Gosse's recent volume, _Gossip in a Library_, is a very pleasing
+example of the pleasure taken by a book-hunter in his own books. Just
+as some men and more women assume your interest in the contents of
+their nurseries, so Mr. Gosse seeks to win our ears as he talks to us
+about some of the books on his shelves. He has secured my willing
+attention, and is not likely to be disappointed of a considerable
+audience.
+
+We live in vocal times, when small birds make melody on every bough.
+The old book-collectors were a taciturn race--the Bindleys, the
+Sykeses, the Hebers. They made their vast collections in silence;
+their own tastes, fancies, predilections, they concealed. They never
+gossiped of their libraries; their names are only preserved to us by
+the prices given for their books after their deaths. Bindley's copy
+fetched £3 10s., Sykes' £4 15s. Thus is the buyer of to-day tempted to
+his doom, forgetful of the fact that these great names are only quoted
+when the prices realized at their sales were less than those now
+demanded.
+
+But solacing as is the thought of those grave, silent times,
+indisposed as one often is for the chirpy familiarities of this
+present, it is, or it ought to be, a pious, and therefore pleasant,
+reflection that there never was a time when more people found delight
+in book-hunting, or were more willing to pay for and read about their
+pastime than now.
+
+Rich people may, no doubt, still be met with who think it a serious
+matter to buy a book if it cost more than 3s. 9d. It was recently
+alleged in an affidavit made by a doctor in lunacy that for a
+well-to-do bachelor to go into the Strand, and in the course of the
+same morning spend £5 in the purchase of 'old books,' was a ground for
+belief in his insanity and for locking him up. These, however, are but
+vagaries, for it is certain that the number of people who will read a
+book like Mr. Gosse's steadily increases. This is its justification,
+and it is a complete one. It can never be wrong to give pleasure. To
+talk about books is better than to read about them, but, as a matter
+of hard fact, the opportunities life affords of talking about books
+are very few. The mood and the company seldom coincide; when they do,
+it is delightful, but they seldom do.
+
+Mr. Gosse's book ought not to be read in a fierce, nagging spirit
+which demands, What is the good of this? or, Who cares for that? His
+talk, it must be admitted, is not of masterpieces. The books he takes
+down are--in some instances, at all events--sad trash. Smart's poems,
+for example, in an edition of 1752, which does not contain the
+'David,' is not a book which, viewed baldly and by itself, can be
+honestly described as worth reading. This remark is not prompted by
+jealousy, for I have the book myself, and seldom fail to find the list
+of subscribers interesting, for, among many other famous names, it
+contains those of 'Mr. Gray, Peter's College, Cambridge,' 'Mr. Samuel
+Richardson, editor of _Clarissa_, two books,' and 'Mr. Voltaire,
+Historiographer of France.' There are various Johnsons among the
+subscribers, but not Samuel, who apparently would liefer pray with Kit
+Smart than buy his poetry, thereby showing the doctor's usual piety
+and good sense.[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: 'He insisted on people praying with him, and I'd as lief
+ pray with Kit Smart as with anyone else.']
+
+Although the nagging spirit before referred to is to be deprecated, it
+is sometimes amusing to lose your temper with your own hobby. If a
+book-collector ever does this, he longs to silence whole libraries of
+bad authors. ''Tis an inglorious acquist,' says Joseph Glanvill in his
+famous _Vanity of Dogmatizing_--I quote from the first edition, 1661,
+though the second is the rarer--'to have our heads or volumes laden as
+were Cardinal Campeius his mules, with old and useless luggage.'
+''Twas this vain idolizing of authors,' Glanvill had just before
+observed, 'which gave birth to that silly vanity of _impertinent
+citations_, and inducing authority in things neither requiring nor
+deserving it.' In the same strain he proceeds, 'Methinks 'tis a
+pitiful piece of knowledge that can be learnt from an _Index_ and a
+poor ambition to be rich in the inventory of another's Treasure. To
+boast a _Memory_ (the most that these pedants can aim at) is but an
+humble ostentation. 'Tis better to own a Judgment, though but with a
+_Curta Supellex_ of coherent notions, than a _Memory_ like a sepulchre
+furnished with a load of broken and discarnate bones.' Thus far the
+fascinating Glanvill, whose mode of putting things is powerful.
+
+There are times when the contemplation of huge libraries wearies, and
+when even the names of Bindley and Sykes fail to please. Dr. Johnson's
+library sold at Christie's for £247 9s. Let those sneer who dare. It
+was Johnson, not Bindley, who wrote the _Lives of the Poets_.
+
+But, of course, no sensible man ever really quarrels with his hobby. A
+little petulance every now and again variegates the monotony of
+routine. Mr. Gosse tells us in his book that he cannot resist
+Restoration comedies. The bulk of them he knows to be as bad as bad
+can be. He admits they are not literature--whatever that may
+mean--but he intends to go on collecting them all the same till the
+inevitable hour when Death collects him. This is the true spirit;
+herein lies happiness, which consists in being interested in
+something, it does not much matter what. In this spirit let me take up
+Mr. Gosse's book again, and read what he has to tell about _Pharamond;
+or, the History of France. A Fam'd Romance. In Twelve Parts_, or about
+Mr. John Hopkins' collection of poems, printed by Thomas Warren for
+Bennet Bunbury at the Blue Anchor, in the Lower Walk of the New
+Exchange, 1700. The Romance is dull, and as it occupies more than
+1,100 folio pages may be pronounced tedious, and the poetry is bad,
+but as I do not seriously intend ever to read a line of either the
+Romance or the poetry, this is no great matter.
+
+
+
+LIBRARIANS AT PLAY
+
+
+No man of feeling will grudge the librarians of the universe their
+annual outing. Their pursuits are not indeed entirely sedentary, since
+at times they have to climb tall ladders, but of exercise they must
+always stand in need, and as for air, the exclusively bookish
+atmosphere is as bad for the lungs as it is for the intellectuals. In
+1897 the Second International Library Conference met in London,
+attended several concerts, was entertained by the Marchioness of Bute
+and Lady Lubbock; visited Lambeth Palace and Stafford and Apsley
+Houses; witnessed a special performance of Irving's _Merchant of
+Venice_; were elected honorary members of the City Liberal, Junior
+Athaeneum, National Liberal, and Savage Clubs; and, generally
+speaking, enjoyed themselves after the methods current during that
+period. They also read forty-six papers, which now alone remain a
+stately record of their proceedings.
+
+I have lately spent a pleasant afternoon musing over these papers.
+Their variety is endless, and the dispositions of mind displayed by
+these librarians are wide as the poles asunder. Some of them babble
+like babies, others are evidently austere scholars; some are gravely
+bent on the best methods of classifying catalogues, economizing space,
+and sorting borrowers' cards; others, scorning such mechanical
+details, bid us regard libraries, and consequently librarians, as the
+primary factors in human evolution. 'Where,' asks Mr. Ernest Cushing
+Richardson, the librarian of Princetown University, New Jersey,
+U.S.A., 'lies the germ of the library?' He answers his own question
+after the following convincing fashion: 'At the point where a
+definitely formed concept from another's mind is placed beside one's
+own idea for integration, the result being a definite new form,
+including the substance of both.' The pointsman who presides over this
+junction is the librarian.
+
+The young woman of whom Mr. Matthews, the well-known librarian of
+Bristol, tells us, who, being a candidate for the post of assistant
+librarian, boldly pronounced Rider Haggard to be the author of the
+_Idylls of the King_, Southey of _The Mill on the Floss_, and Mark
+Twain of _Modern Painters_, undoubtedly placed her own ideas at the
+service of Bristol alongside the preconceived conceptions of Mr.
+Matthews; but she was rejected all the same.
+
+To speak seriously, who are librarians, and whence come they in such
+numbers? Of Bodley's librarian we have heard, and all the lettered
+world honours the name of Richard Garnett, late keeper of the printed
+books at the British Museum. But beyond these and half a dozen others
+a great darkness prevails. This ignorance is well illustrated by a
+pleasing anecdote told at the Conference by Mr. MacAlister:
+
+ 'Only the day before yesterday, on the Calais boat, I was
+ introduced to a world-famed military officer who, when he
+ understood I had some connection with the Library Association,
+ exclaimed: "Why, you're just the man I want! I have been anxious of
+ late about my man, old Atkins. You see the old boy, with a stoop,
+ sheltering behind the funnel. Poor old beggar! quite past his work,
+ but as faithful as a dog. It has just occurred to me that if you
+ could shove him into some snug library in the country, I'd be
+ awfully grateful to you. His one fault is a fondness for reading,
+ and so a library would be just the thing."'
+
+The usual titled lady also turned up at the Conference. This time she
+was recommending her late cook for the post of librarian, alleging on
+her behalf the same strange trait of character--her fondness for
+reading. Here, of course, one recalls Mark Pattison's famous dictum,
+'The librarian who reads is lost,' about which there is much to be
+said, both _pro_ and _con_; but we must not be put off our inquiry,
+which is: Who are these librarians, and whence come they? They are the
+custodians of the 70,000,000 printed books (be the numbers a little
+more or less) in the public libraries of the Western world, and they
+come from guarding their treasures. They deserve our friendliest
+consideration. If occasionally their enthusiasm provokes a smile, it
+is, or should be, of the kindliest. When you think of 70,000,000
+books, instinctively you wish to wash your hands. Nobody knows what
+dust is who has not divided his time between the wine-cellar and the
+library. The work of classification, of indexing, of packing away,
+must be endless. Great men have arisen who have grappled with these
+huge problems. We read respectfully of Cutter's rules, which are to
+the librarian even as Kepler's laws to the astronomer. We have also
+heard of Poole's index. We bow our heads. Both Cutter and Poole are
+Americans. The parish of St. Pancras has just, by an overwhelming
+majority, declined to have a free library, and consequently a
+librarian. Brutish St. Pancras!
+
+Libraries are obviously of two kinds: those intended for popular use
+and those meant for the scholar. The ordinary free library, in the
+sense of Mr. Ewart's Act of Parliament of 1850, is a popular library
+where a wearied population turns for distraction. Fiction plays a
+large part. In some libraries 80 per cent. of the books in circulation
+are novels. Hence Mr. Goldwin Smith's splenetic remark, 'People have
+no more right to novels than to theatre-tickets out of the taxes.'
+Quite true; no more they have--or to public gardens or to beautiful
+pictures or to anything save to peep through the railings and down the
+areas of Mr. Gradgrind's fine new house in Park Lane.
+
+When we are considering popular libraries, it does not do to expect
+too much of tired human nature. This popular kind of library was well
+represented--perhaps a little over-represented, at the Conference. All
+our American cousins are not Cutters and Pooles. There was Mr.
+Crunden, who keeps the public library at St. Louis, U.S.A. He is all
+against dull text-books. As a boy he derived his inspiration from
+Sargent's _Standard Speaker_, and the interesting sketch he gives us
+of his education makes us wonder whether amidst his multitudinous
+reading he ever encountered Newman's marvellous description and
+handling of the young and over-read Mr. Brown, which is to be found
+under the heading 'Elementary Studies' in _Lectures and Essays on
+University Subjects_.
+
+I shuddered just a little on reading in Mr. Crunden's paper of the boy
+who, before he was nine, had read Bulfinch's _Age of Chivalry_ and
+_Age of Charlemagne_, Bryant's _Translation of the 'Iliad'_, a prose
+translation of the _Odyssey_, Malory's _King Arthur, and several other
+versions of the Arthurian legend_, Prescott's _Peru and Mexico_,
+Macaulay's _Lays_, Longfellow's _Hiawatha_ and _Miles Standish_, the
+Jungle Books, and other books too numerous to mention. A famous list,
+but perilously long.
+
+Mr. Crunden supports his case for varied reading by quotations from
+all quarters--Dr. William T. Harris, President Eliot, Professor
+Mackenzie, Charles Dudley Warner, Sir John Lubbock--but their scraps
+of wisdom or of folly do not remove my uneasiness about the digestion
+of the little boy who, before he was nine years old, had (not content
+with Malory) read several versions of the Arthurian legend!
+
+Ladies make excellent librarians, and have tender hearts for children,
+and so we find a paper written by a lady librarian, entitled _Books
+that Children Like_. She quotes some interesting letters from
+children: 'I like books about ancient history and books about knights,
+also stories of adventure, and mostly books with a deep plot and
+mystery about them.' 'I do not like _Gulliver's Travels_, because I
+think they are silly.' 'I read _Little Men_. I did not like this
+book.' 'I like _Ivanhoe_, by Scott, better than any.' 'My favourite
+books are _Tom Sawyer_, _Uncle Tom's Cabin_, and _Scudder's American
+History_. I like Tom Sawyer because he was so jolly, Uncle Tom because
+he was so faithful, and Nathan Hale because he was so brave.' These
+are unbought verdicts no wise man will despise.
+
+All this is popular enough. But the unpopular library must not be
+overlooked, for, after all, libraries are for the learned. We must not
+let the babes and sucklings, or the weary seamstress or badgered
+clerk, or even the working-man, ride rough-shod over Salmasius and
+Scaliger. In the papers of Mr. Garnett, Mr. Pollard, Mr. Dziatzko, Mr.
+Cutter, and others, the less popular and nobler side of the library is
+duly exhibited.
+
+My anxiety about these librarians, who are beginning to be a
+profession by themselves, is how they are to be paid. That librarians
+must live is at least as obvious in their case as in that of any other
+class. They must also, if they are to be of any use, be educated. In
+1878 the late Mr. Robert Harrison, who for many years led a grimy life
+in the London Library, advocated £250 as a minimum annual salary for a
+competent librarian. But, as Mr. Ogle, of Bootle, pertinently asked at
+the Conference, 'Are his views yet accepted?' We fear not. Mr. Ogle
+courageously proceeds:
+
+ 'The fear of a charge of trades unionism has long kept librarians
+ silent, but this matter is one of public importance, and affects
+ educational progress. A School-Board rate of 6d. or 1s. is
+ willingly paid to teach our youth to read. Shall an additional 2d.
+ be grudged to turn that reading talent into right and safe
+ channels, where it may work for the public welfare and economy?'
+
+_Festina lente_, good Mr. Ogle, I beseech you. That way fierce
+controversy and, it may be, disaster lies. Do not stir the Philistine
+within us. The British nation is still savage under the skin. It has
+no real love for books, libraries, or librarians. In its hidden heart
+it deems them all superfluous. Anger it, and it may in a fit of temper
+sweep you all away. The loss of our free librarians would indeed be
+grievous. Never again could they meet in conference and read papers
+full of quaint things and odd memories. What, for example, can be more
+amusing than Mr. Cowell's reminiscences of forty years' library work
+in Liverpool, of the primitive days when a youthful Dicky Sam (for so
+do the inhabitants of that city call themselves) mistook the _Flora of
+Liverpool_ for a book either about a ship or a heroine? He knows
+better now. And what shall we say of the Liverpool brushmaker who, at
+a meeting of the library committee, recited a poem in praise of woman,
+containing the following really magnificent line?--
+
+ 'The heart that beats fondest is found in the stays.'
+
+There is nothing in Roscoe or Mrs. Hemans (local bards) one half so
+fine. Long may librarians live and flourish! May their salaries
+increase, if not by leaps and bounds, yet in steady proportions. Yet
+will they do well to remember that books are not everything.
+
+
+
+LAWYERS AT PLAY
+
+
+That dreary morass, that Serbonian bog, the Bacon-Shakespeare
+controversy, has been lately lit up as by the flickering light of a
+will-o'-the-wisp, by the almost simultaneous publication of an
+imaginary charge delivered to an equally imaginary jury by a judge of
+no less eminence than the late Lord Penzance (that tough Erastian) and
+of the still bolder _jeu d'esprit_, _A Report of the Trial of an Issue
+in Westminster Hall_, June 20, 1627, which is the work of the
+unbridled fancy of His Honour Judge Willis, late Treasurer of the
+Inner Temple, and a man most intimately acquainted with the literature
+of the seventeenth century.
+
+Neither production of these playful lawyers, clothed though they be in
+the garb of judicial procedure, is in the least likely to impress the
+lay mind with that sense of 'impartiality' or 'indifference' which is
+supposed to be an attribute of justice, or, indeed, with anything
+save the unfitness of the machinery of an action at law for the
+determination of any matter which invokes the canons of criticism and
+demands the arbitrament of a well-informed and lively taste.
+
+Lord Penzance, who favours the Baconians, made no pretence of
+impartiality, and says outright in his preface that his readers 'must
+not expect to find in these pages an equal and impartial leaning of
+the judge alternately to the case of both parties, as would, I hope,
+be found in any judicial summing-up of the evidence in a real judicial
+inquiry.' And, he adds, 'the form of a summing-up is only adopted for
+convenience, but it is in truth very little short of an argument for
+the plaintiffs, _i.e._, the Baconians.'
+
+Why any man, judge or no judge, who wished to prepare an argument on
+one side of a question should think fit to cast that argument for
+convenience' sake in the form of a judicial summing-up of both sides
+is, and must remain, a puzzle.
+
+Judge Willis, who is a Shakespearean, bold and unabashed, is not
+content with a mere summing-up, but, with a gravity and wealth of
+detail worthy of De Foe, has presented us with what purports to be a
+verbatim report of so much of the proceedings in a suit of Hall _v._
+Russell as were concerned with the trial before a jury of the simple
+issue--whether William Shakespeare, of Stratford-upon-Avon, 'the
+testator in the cause of _Hall v. Russell_,' was the author of the
+plays in the Folio of 1623. We are favoured with the names of counsel
+employed, who snarl at one another with such startling verisimilitude,
+whilst the remarks that fall from the bench do so with such
+naturalness, that it is perhaps not surprising, or any very severe
+reflection upon his literary _esprit_, that a member of the Bar,
+having heard Judge Willis deliver his lecture in the Inner Temple
+Hall, repaired next day to the library to study at his leisure the
+hitherto unnoted case of _Hall v. Russell_. Ten witnesses are put in
+the box to prove the affirmative--that Shakespeare was the author of
+the plays. Mr. Blount and M. Jaggard, the publishers of the Folio,
+give a most satisfactory account of the somewhat crucial point--how
+they came by the manuscripts, with all the amendments and corrections,
+and pass lightly over the fact that those manuscripts had disappeared.
+'Rare Ben Jonson' in the witness-box is a masterpiece of dramatic
+invention; he demolishes Bacon's advocate with magnificent vitality.
+John Selden makes a stately witness, and Francis Meres a very useful
+one. Generally speaking, the weakest part in these interesting
+proceedings is the cross-examination. I have heard the learned judge
+do better in old days. No witnesses are called for the Baconians,
+though all the writings of the great philosopher were put in for what
+they were worth. The Lord Chief Justice, who seems to have been a
+friend of Shakespeare's, sums up dead in his favour, and the jury
+(with whose names we are not supplied, which is a pity--Bunyan or De
+Foe would have given them to us), after a short absence, a quarter of
+an hour, return a Shakespearean verdict, which of course ought by
+rights to make the whole question _res judicata_.
+
+But it has done nothing of the kind. Could we really ask Blount and
+Jaggard how they came by the manuscripts, and who made the
+corrections, and did we believe their replies, why, then a stray
+Baconian here and there might reluctantly abandon his strange fancy;
+but as _Hall v. Russell_ is Judge Willis's joke, it will convert no
+Baconians any more than Dean Sherlock's once celebrated _Trial of the
+Witnesses_ compels belief in the Resurrection.
+
+The question in reality is a compound one. Did Shakespeare write the
+plays? If yes, the matter is at rest. If no--who did? If an author can
+be found--Bacon or anyone else--well and good. If no author can be
+found--Anon. wrote them--a conclusion which need terrify no one, since
+the plays would still remain within our reach, and William
+Shakespeare, apart from the plays, is very little to anybody who has
+not written his life.
+
+But this is not the form the controversy has assumed. The
+anti-Shakespeareans are to a man Baconians, and fondly imagine that if
+only Will Shakespeare were put out of the way their man must step into
+the vacant throne. Lord Penzance in charging his jury told them that
+those of their number 'who had studied the writings of Bacon' and were
+'keenly alive to his marvellous mental powers' would probably have 'no
+difficulty,' if once satisfied that the author they were seeking after
+was _not_ Shakespeare, in finding as a fact that he _was_ Bacon. But
+suppose James Spedding had been on that jury, and, rising in his
+place, had spoken as follows:
+
+ 'My Lord,--If any man has ever studied the writings of Bacon, I
+ have. For twenty-five years I have done little else. If any man is
+ keenly alive to his marvellous mental powers, I am that man. I am
+ also deeply read in the plays attributed to Shakespeare, and I
+ think I am in a condition to say that, whoever was the real author,
+ it was _not_ Bacon.'
+
+That this is exactly what Spedding would have said we know from the
+letter he wrote on the subject to Mr. Holmes, reprinted in _Essays
+and Discussions_, and it completely upsets the whole scheme of
+arrangement of Lord Penzance's summing-up, which proceeds on the easy
+footing that the more difficulties you throw in Shakespeare's path the
+smoother becomes Bacon's.
+
+That there are difficulties in Shakespeare's path, some things very
+hard to explain, must be admitted. Lord Penzance makes the most of
+these. It is, indeed, a most extraordinary thing that anybody should
+have had the mother-wit to write the plays traditionally assigned to
+Shakespeare. Where did he get it from? How on earth did the plays get
+themselves written? Where, when, and how did the author pick up his
+multifarious learnings? Lord Penzance, good, honest man, is simply
+staggered by the extent of the play-wright's information. The plays,
+so he says, 'teem with erudition,' and can only have been written by
+someone who had the classics at his finger-ends, modern languages on
+the tip of his tongue--by someone who had travelled far and read
+deeply; and, above all, by a man who had spent at least a year in a
+conveyancer's chambers! And yet, when this has been said, would Lord
+Penzance have added that the style and character of the playwright is
+the style and character of a really learned man of his period! Can
+anything less like such a style be imagined? Once genius is granted,
+heaven-born genius, a mother-wit beyond the dreams of fancy, and then
+plain humdrum men, ordinary judicial intelligences, will do well to be
+on their guard against it. 'Beware--beware! he is fooling thee.'
+Shakespeare's genius has simply befooled Lord Penzance. Seafaring men,
+after reading _The Tempest_, are ready to maintain that its author
+must have been for at least a year before the mast. As for
+Shakespeare's law, which has taken in so many matter-of-fact
+practitioners, one can now refer to Ben Jonson's evidence in _Hall v.
+Russell_, where that great dramatist has no difficulty in showing that
+if none but a lawyer could have written Shakespeare's plays, a lawyer
+alone could have preached Thomas Adams's sermons. Judge Willis's
+profound knowledge of sound old divinity has served him here in good
+stead. The fact is it is simply impossible to exaggerate the
+quick-wittedness and light-heartedness of a great literary genius. The
+absorbing power, the lightning-like faculty of apprehension, the
+instant recognition of the uses to which any fact or fancy can be put,
+the infinite number and delicacy of the mental feelers, thrust out in
+all directions, which belong to the creative brain and keep it in
+tremulous and restless activity, are quite enough so to differentiate
+the possessor of these endowments from his fellow mortals as to make
+comparison impossible. Shakespeare the actor was by the common consent
+of his enemies one of the deftest fellows that ever made use of other
+men's materials--'Convey, the wise it call.' I will again quote
+Spedding:
+
+ 'If Shakespeare was not trained as a scholar or a man of science,
+ neither do the works attributed to him show traces of trained
+ scholarship or scientific education. Given the _faculties_, you
+ will find that all the acquired knowledge, art, and dexterity which
+ the Shakespearean plays imply were easily attainable by a man who
+ was labouring in his vocation and had nothing else to do.'
+
+I greatly prefer this cool judgment of a scholar deeply read in
+Elizabethan lore to Lord Penzance's heated and almost breathless
+admiration for the 'teeming erudition' of the plays.
+
+Lord Penzance likewise displays a very creditable non-acquaintance
+with the disposition of authors one to another. He is quite shocked at
+the callousness of Shakespeare's contemporaries to Shakespeare if he
+were indeed the author of the Quartos which bore his name in his
+lifetime. But as it cannot be suggested that in, say, 1600 it was
+generally known that Shakespeare was not the author of these plays, it
+is hard to see how his contemporaries can be acquitted of indifference
+to his prodigious superiority over themselves. Authors, however, never
+take this view. Shakespeare's contemporaries thought him a mighty
+clever fellow and no more. Why, even Wordsworth was well persuaded he
+could write like Shakespeare had he been so minded. Mr. Arnold
+remained all his life honestly indifferent to and sceptical about the
+fame of both Tennyson and Browning. Great living lawyers and doctors
+do not invariably idolize each other, nor do the lawyers and doctors
+in a small way of business always speak well of those in a big way.
+The poets and learned critics of the seventeenth and eighteenth
+centuries--Dryden, Pope, Johnson--looked upon Shakespeare with an
+indulgent eye, as a great but irregular genius, after much the same
+fashion as did the old sea-dogs of Nelson's day regard the hero of
+Trafalgar. 'Do not criticise him too harshly,' said Lord St. Vincent;
+'there can only be one Nelson.'
+
+These are not the real difficulties, though they seem to have pressed
+somewhat heavily on Lord Penzance.
+
+The circumstances attendant upon the publication of the Folio of 1623
+are undoubtedly puzzling. Shakespeare died in 1616, leaving behind
+him more than forty plays circulating in London and more or less
+associated with his name. His will, a most elaborate document, does
+not contain a single reference to his literary life or labours. Seven
+years after his death the Folio appears, which contains twenty-six
+plays out of the odd forty just referred to, and ten extra plays which
+had never before been in print, and about six of which there is a very
+scanty Shakespearean tradition. Of the twenty-six old plays, seventeen
+had been printed in small Quartos, possibly surreptitiously, in
+Shakespeare's lifetime, but the Folio does not reprint from these
+Quartos, but from enlarged, amended, and enormously improved copies.
+Messrs. Heminge and Condell, the editor of this priceless treasure,
+the First Folio, wrote a long-winded dedication to Lords Pembroke and
+Montgomery, which contains but one pertinent passage, in which they
+ask their readers to believe that it had been the office of the
+editors to collect and publish the author's 'mere writings,' he being
+dead, and to offer them, not 'maimed and deformed,' in surreptitious
+and stolen copies, but 'cured and perfect of their limbs and all the
+rest, absolute in their numbers as he conceived them, who as he was a
+happie imitator of Nature was a most gentle expresser of it. His mind
+and hand went together, and what he thought, he uttered with that
+easiness, that we have scarce received from him a blot in his papers.'
+
+From whose custody did those 'papers' come? Where had they been all
+the seven years? Of what did they consist? If in truth unblotted, all
+the seventeen Quartos as well as the new plays must have been printed
+from fair manuscript copies. From whom were these unblotted copies
+received, and what became of them? The silence of these players is
+irritating and perplexing,--though, possibly, the explanation of the
+mystery, were it forthcoming, would be, as often happens, of the
+simplest. It may be that these unblotted copies were in the theatre
+library all the time.
+
+Whether these interrogatories, now unanswerable, raise doubts in the
+mind of sufficient potency to destroy the tradition of centuries, and
+to prevent us from sharing the conviction of Milton, of Dryden, of
+Pope, and Johnson that Shakespeare was the author of Shakespeare's
+plays must be left for individual consideration. But, however
+destructive these doubts may prove, they do not go a yard of the way
+to let in Bacon.
+
+Once more I will quote Spedding, for he, of all the moderns, by virtue
+of his taste and devouring studies, is the best qualified to speak:
+
+ 'Aristotle was an extraordinary man. Plato was an extraordinary
+ man. That two men each severally so extraordinary should have been
+ living at the same time in the same place was a very extraordinary
+ thing. But would it diminish the wonder to suppose the two to be
+ one? So I say of Bacon and Shakespeare. That a human being
+ possessed of the faculties necessary to make a Shakespeare should
+ exist is extraordinary. That a human being possessed of the
+ necessary faculties to make Bacon should exist is extraordinary.
+ That two such human beings should have been living in London at the
+ same time was more extraordinary still. But that one man should
+ have existed possessing the faculties and opportunities necessary
+ to make _both_ would have been the most extraordinary thing of
+ all' (see Spedding's _Essays and Discussions_, 1879, pp. 371, 372).
+
+ 'Great writers, especially being contemporary, have many features
+ in common, but if they are really great writers they write
+ naturally, and nature is always individual. I doubt whether there
+ are five lines together to be found in Bacon which could be
+ mistaken for Shakespeare, or five lines in Shakespeare which could
+ be mistaken for Bacon, by one who was familiar with their several
+ styles and practised in such observations' (_Ibid._, p. 373).
+
+
+
+THE NON-JURORS
+
+
+To anyone blessed or cursed with an ironical humour the troublesome
+history of the Church of England since the Reformation cannot fail to
+be an endless source of delight. It really is exciting. Just a little
+more of Calvin and of Beza, half a dozen words here, or Cranmer's
+pencil through a single phrase elsewhere; a 'quantum suff.' of the men
+'that allowed no Eucharistic sacrifice,' and away must have gone
+beyond recall the possibility of the Laudian revival and all that
+still appertains thereunto. We must have lost the 'primitive' men, the
+Kens, the Wilsons, the Knoxes, the Kebles, the Puseys. On the other
+hand, but for the unfaltering language of the Articles, the hearty
+tone of the Homilies, and the agreeable readiness of both sides to
+curse the Italian impudence of the Bishop of Rome and all his
+'detestable enormities,' our Anglican Church history could never have
+been enriched with the names or sweetened by the memories of the
+Romaines, the Flavels, the Venns, the Simeons, and of many thousand
+unnamed saints who finished their course in the fervent faith of
+Evangelicalism. But on what a thread it has always hung! An
+ill-considered Act of Parliament, an amendment hastily accepted by a
+pestered layman at midnight, a decision in a court of law, a Jerusalem
+Bishoprick, a passage in an early Father, an ancient heresy restudied,
+and off to Rome goes a Newman or a Manning, whilst a Baptist Noel
+finds his less romantic refuge in Protestant Dissent. Schism is for
+ever in the air. Disruption a lively possibility. It has always been a
+ticklish business belonging to the Church of England, unless you can
+muster up enough courage to be a frank Erastian, and on the rare
+occasions when you attend your parish church handle the Book of Common
+Prayer with all the reverence due to a schedule to an Act of
+Parliament.
+
+Among the many noticeable humours of the present situation is the tone
+adopted by an average Churchman like Canon Overton to the Non-Jurors.
+When the late Mr. Lathbury published his admirable _History of the
+Non-Jurors_,[A] he had to prepare himself for a very different public
+of Churchmen and Churchwomen than will turn over Canon Overton's
+agreeable pages.[B] In 1845 the average Churchman, after he had
+conquered the serious initial difficulty of comprehending the
+Non-Juror's position, was only too apt to consider him a fool for his
+pains. 'It has been the custom,' wrote Mr. Lathbury, 'to speak of the
+Non-Jurors as a set of unreasonable men, and should I succeed in any
+measure in correcting those erroneous impressions, I shall feel that
+my labour has not been in vain.' But in 1902, as Canon Overton is
+ready enough to perceive, 'their position is a little better
+understood.' The well-nigh 'fools' are all but 'confessors.'
+
+ [Footnote A: _A History of the Non-Jurors_. By Thomas Lathbury.
+ London: Pickering, 1845.]
+
+ [Footnote B: _The Non-Jurors_. By J.H. Overton, D.D. London: Smith,
+ Elder and Co., 1902, 16s.]
+
+The early history of the Non-Jurors is as fascinating and as fruitful
+as their later history is dull, melancholy, and disappointing.
+
+Nobody will deny that the Bishops, clergy, and laity of the Church of
+England who refused to take the oaths to William and Mary and George
+I., when tendered to them, were amply justified in the Court of
+Conscience. They were ridiculed by the politicians of the day for
+their supersensitiveness; but what were they to do? If they took the
+oaths, they apostalized from the faith they had once professed.
+
+Before the Revolution it was the faith of all High Churchmen--part of
+the _deposition_ they had to guard--that the doctrine of
+non-resistance and passive obedience was Gospel truth, primitive
+doctrine, and a chief 'characteristic' of the Anglican Church.
+
+The saintly John Kettlewell, in his tractate, _Christianity: a
+Doctrine of the Cross, or Passive Obedience under any Pretended
+Invasion of Legal Rights and Liberties_ (1696), makes this perfectly
+plain; and when Ken came to compose his famous will, wherein he
+declared that he died in the Communion of the Church of England, 'as
+it adheres to the doctrine of the Cross,' the good Bishop did not mean
+what many a pious soul in later days has been edified by thinking he
+did mean, the doctrine of the Atonement, but that of passive
+obedience, which was the Non-Juror's cross.
+
+It is sad to think a doctrine dear to so many saintly men, maintained
+with an erudition so vast and exemplified by sacrifices so great,
+should have disappeared in the vortex of present-day conflict. It may
+some day reappear in Convocation. Kettlewell, who was a precise writer
+and accurate thinker, defined sovereignty as supremacy. 'Kings,' he
+said, 'can be no longer sovereigns, but subjects, if they have any
+superiors'; and he points out with much acumen that the best security
+under a sovereign 'which sovereignty allows' is that the Kings and
+Ministers are accountable and liable for breach of law as well as
+others. Kettlewell, had he lived long enough, might have come to
+transfer his idea of sovereignty to Kings, Lords, and Commons speaking
+through an Act of Parliament, and if so, he would have urged _active
+obedience_ to its enactments, when not contrary to conscience, and
+_passive obedience_ if they were so contrary. Therefore, were he alive
+to-day, and did he think it contrary to conscience (as he easily
+might) to pay a school-rate for an 'undenominational' school, he would
+not draw a cheque for the amount, but neither would he punch the
+bailiff's head who came to seize his furniture. Kettlewell's treatise
+is well worth reading. Its last paragraph is most spirited.
+
+There could be no doubt about it. The High Church party were bound
+hand and foot to the doctrine of the Cross--_i.e._, passive obedience
+to the Lord's Anointed. Whoever else might actively resist or forsake
+the King, they could not without apostasy. But the Revolution of 1688
+was not content to pierce the High Churchmen through one hand. Not
+only did the Revolution require the Church to forswear its King, but
+also to see its spiritual fathers deprived and intruders set in their
+places without even the semblance of any spiritual authority. If it
+was hard to have James II. a fugitive in foreign lands and Dutch
+William in Whitehall, it was perhaps even harder to see Sancroft
+expelled from Lambeth, and the Erastian and latitudinarian Tillotson,
+who was prepared to sacrifice even episcopacy for peace, usurping the
+title of Archbishop of Canterbury. After all, no man, not even a
+Churchman, can serve two masters. The loyalty of a High Churchman to
+the throne is always subject to his loyalty to the Church, and at the
+Revolution he was wounded in both houses.
+
+When Queen Elizabeth ascended the throne, and established what was
+then unblushingly called 'the new religion,' the whole Anglican
+Hierarchy, with the paltry exception of the Bishop of Llandaff,
+refused the oaths of supremacy, and were superseded. In a little
+more than 100 years the Protestant Bench was bombarded with a
+heart-searching oath--this time of allegiance. Opinion was divided;
+the point was not so clear as in 1559. The Archbishop of York and his
+brethren of London, Lincoln, Bristol, Winchester, Rochester, Llandaff
+and St. Asaph, Carlisle and St. David's, swore to bear true allegiance
+to Their Majesties King William and Queen Mary. The Archbishop of
+Canterbury and the Bishops of Bath and Wells, Ely, Gloucester,
+Norwich, Peterborough, Worcester, Chichester, and Chester refused to
+swear anything of the kind, and were consequently, in pursuance of the
+terms of an Act of Parliament, and of an Act of Parliament only,
+deprived of their ecclesiastical preferments. They thus became the
+first Non-Jurors, and were long, except two who died before actual
+sentence of exclusion, affectionately known and piously venerated in
+all High Church homes as 'the Deprived Fathers.'
+
+Who can doubt that they were right, holding the faith they did? Yet
+Englishmen do not take kindly to martyrdom, and some of the Bishops
+were strangely puzzled. The excellent Ken, who, like Keble, was an
+Englishman first and a Catholic afterwards (in other words, no true
+Catholic at all), when told that James was ready to give Ireland to
+France, as nearly as possible conformed, so angry was he with the
+Lord's Anointed; and even the fiery Leslie, one of our most agreeable
+writers, was always ready to forgive those pious, peaceful souls who
+thought it no sin, though great sorrow, to comply with the demands of
+Caesar, but still managed to retain their old Church and King
+principles. Leslie reserved his wrath for the Tillotsons and the
+Tenisons and the Burnets, who first, to use his own words, swallowed
+'the morsels of usurpation' and then dressed them up 'with all the
+gaudy and ridiculous flourishes that an Apostate eloquence can put
+upon them.'
+
+The early Non-Jurors included among their number a very large
+proportion of holy, learned, and primitive-minded men. At least 400 of
+the general body of the clergy refused the oaths and accepted for
+themselves and those dependent on them lives of poverty and seclusion.
+They were from the beginning an unpopular body. They were not
+Puritans, they were not Deists, they were not Presbyterians, they
+would not go to their parish churches; and yet they vehemently
+objected to being called Papists. What troublesome people! Five of the
+deprived fathers, including the Primate, had known what it was, when
+they defied their Sovereign, to be the idols of the mob; but when
+they adhered to his fallen cause they were deprived of their sees, and
+sent packing from their palaces without a single growl of popular
+discontent. Oblivion was their portion, even as it was of their Roman
+Catholic predecessors at the time of the Reformation.
+
+The Archbishop of Canterbury, when turned out of Lambeth by a judgment
+of the Court of King's Bench to make way for Tillotson, retired to his
+native village in Fressingfield, where he did not attend the parish
+church, nor would allow any but non-juring clergy to perform Divine
+service in his presence. Dr. Sancroft (who was a book-lover, and had
+designed a binding of his own) died on November 24, 1693, and the
+epitaph, of his own composition, on his tombstone may still be read
+with profit by time-servers of all degrees and denominations, cleric
+and lay, in Parliament and out of it. All the deprived Bishops, so Mr.
+Lathbury assures us, were in very narrow circumstances, and of Turner,
+of Ely, Mr. Lathbury very properly writes: 'This man who, by adhering
+to the new Sovereign, and taking the oath, might have ended his day
+amidst an abundance of earthly blessings, was actually sustained in
+his declining years by the bounty of those who sympathized with him in
+his distresses.' Bishop Turner died in 1700.
+
+Despite this distressing and most genuine poverty, the reader of old
+books will not infrequently come across traces of many happy and
+well-spent hours during which these poor Non-Jurors managed 'to fleet
+the time' in their own society, for they were, many of them, men of
+the most varied tastes and endowed with Christian tempers; whilst
+their writings exhibit, as no other writings of the period do, the
+saintliness and devotion which are supposed to be among the 'notes'
+of the Catholic Church. Two better men than Kettlewell and Dodwell
+are nowhere to be found, and as for vigorous writing, where is Charles
+Leslie to be matched?
+
+So long as the deprived fathers continued to live, the schism--for
+complete schism it was between 'the faithful remnant of the Church of
+England' and the Established Church--was on firm ground. But what was
+to happen when the last Bishop died? Dodwell, who, next to Hickes,
+seems to have dominated the Non-Juring mind, did not wish the schism
+to continue after the death of the deprived Bishops; for though he
+admitted that the prayers for the Revolution Sovereigns would be
+'unlawful prayers,' to which assent could not properly be given, he
+still thought that communion with the Church of England was possible.
+Hickes thought otherwise, and Hickes, it must not be forgotten, though
+only known to the world and even to Non-Jurors generally, as the
+deprived Dean of Worcester, was in sober truth and reality Bishop of
+Thetford, having been consecrated a Suffragan Bishop under that title
+by the deprived Bishops of Norwich, Peterborough, and Ely, at
+Southgate, in Middlesex, on February 24, 1693, in the Bishop of
+Peterborough's lodgings. At the same time the accomplished Thomas
+Wagstaffe was consecrated Suffragan Bishop of Ipswich, though he
+continued to earn his living as a physician all the rest of his days.
+
+These were clandestine consecrations, for even so well-tried and
+whole-hearted a Non-Juror as Thomas Hearne, of Oxford, knew nothing
+about them, though a great friend of both the new Bishops, until long
+years had sped. It would be idle at this distance of time, and having
+regard to the events which have happened since February, 1693, to
+consider the nice questions how far the Act of Henry VIII. relating to
+the appointment of suffragans could have any applicability to such
+consecrations, or what degree of Episcopal authority was thereby
+conferred, or for how long.
+
+As things turned out, Ken proved the longest liver of the deprived
+fathers. The good Bishop died at Longleat, one of the few great houses
+which sheltered Non-Jurors, on March 19, 1711. But before his death he
+had made cession of his rights to his friend Hooper, who on the
+violent death of Kidder, the intruding revolution Bishop, had been
+appointed by Queen Anne, who had wished to reinstate Ken, to Bath and
+Wells. It was the wish of Ken that the schism should come to an end on
+his death.
+
+It did nothing of the kind, though some very leading Non-Jurors,
+including the learned Dodwell and Nelson, rejoined the main body of
+the Church, saving all just exceptions to the 'unlawful prayers.'
+
+Bishop Wagstaffe died in 1712, leaving Bishop Hickes alone in his
+glory, who in 1713, assisted by two Scottish Bishops, consecrated
+Jeremy Collier, Samuel Hawes, and Nathaniel Spinckes, Bishops of 'the
+faithful remnant.' Hickes died in 1715, and the following year the
+great and hugely learned Thomas Brett became a Bishop, as also did
+Henry Gawdy.
+
+Then, alas! arose a schism which rent the faithful remnant in twain.
+It was about a great subject, the Communion Service. Collier and Brett
+were in favour of altering the Book of Common Prayer so as to restore
+it to the First Book of King Edward VI., which provided for (1) The
+mixed chalice; (2) prayers for the faithful departed; (3) prayer for
+the descent of the Holy Ghost on the consecrated elements; (4) the
+Oblatory Prayer, offering the elements to the Father as symbols of His
+Son's body and blood. This side of the controversy became known as
+'The Usagers,' whilst those Non-Jurors, headed by Bishop Spinckes, who
+held by King Charles's Prayer-Book, were called 'the Non-Usagers.' The
+discussion lasted long, and was distinguished by immense learning and
+acumen.
+
+The Usagers may be said to have carried the day, for after the
+controversy had lasted fourteen years, in 1731 Timothy Mawman was
+consecrated a Bishop by three Bishops, two of whom were 'Usagers' and
+one a 'Non-Usager.' But in the meantime what had become of the
+congregations committed to their charge? Never large, they had
+dwindled almost entirely away.
+
+The last regular Bishop was Robert Gordon, who was consecrated in 1741
+by Brett, Smith, and Mawman. Gordon, who was an out-and-out Jacobite,
+died in 1779.
+
+I have not even mentioned the name of perhaps the greatest of the
+Non-Jurors, William Law, nor that of Carte, an historian, the fruits
+of whose labour may still be seen in other men's orchards.
+
+The whole story, were it properly told, would prove how hard it is in
+a country like England, where nobody really cares about such things,
+to run a schism. But who knows what may happen to-morrow?
+
+
+
+LORD CHESTERFIELD
+
+
+'Buy good books and read them; the best books are the commonest, and
+the last editions are always the best, if the editors are not
+blockheads.' So wrote Lord Chesterfield to his son, that
+highly-favoured and much bewritten youth, on March 19, 1750, and his
+words have been chosen with great cunning by Mr. Charles Strachey as a
+motto for his new edition of these famous letters.[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: Published by Methuen and Co. in 2 vols.]
+
+The quotation is full of the practical wisdom, but is at the same
+time--so much, at least, an old book-collector may be allowed to
+say--a little suggestive of the too-well-defined limitations of their
+writer's genius and character. Lord Chesterfield is always clear and
+frequently convincing, yet his wisdom is that of Mr. Worldly Wiseman,
+and not only never points in the direction of the Celestial City, but
+seldom displays sympathy with any generous emotion or liberal taste.
+Yet as we have nobody like him in the whole body of our literature, we
+can welcome even another edition--portable, complete, and cheap--of
+his letters to his son with as much enthusiasm as is compatible with
+the graces, and with the maxim, so dear to his lordship's heart, _Nil
+admirari!_
+
+What, I have often wondered, induced Lord Chesterfield to write this
+enormously long and troublesome series of letters to a son who was not
+even his heir? Their sincerity cannot be called in question. William
+Wilberforce did not more fervently desire the conversion to God of his
+infant Samuel than apparently did Lord Chesterfield the transformation
+of his lumpish offspring into 'the all-accomplished man' he wished to
+have him.
+
+'All this,' so the father writes in tones of fervent pleading--'all
+this you may compass if you please. You have the means, you have the
+opportunities; employ them, for God's sake, while you may, and make
+yourself the all-accomplished man I wish to have you. It entirely
+depends upon the next two years; they are the decisive ones' (Letter
+CLXXVII.).
+
+It is the very language of an evangelical piety applied to the
+manufacture of a worldling. But what promoted the anxiety? Was it
+natural affection--a father's love? If it was, never before or since
+has that world-wide and homely emotion been so concealed. There is a
+detestable, a forbidding, an all-pervading harshness of tone
+throughout this correspondence that seems to banish affection, to
+murder love. Read Letter CLXXVIII., and judge for yourselves. I will
+quote a passage:
+
+ 'The more I love you now from the good opinion I have of you, the
+ greater will be my indignation if I should have reason to change
+ it. Hitherto you have had every possible proof of my affection,
+ because you have deserved it, but when you cease to deserve it you
+ may expect every possible mark of my resentment. To leave nothing
+ doubtful upon this important point, I will tell you fairly
+ beforehand by what rule I shall judge of your conduct: by Mr.
+ Harte's account.... If he complains you must be guilty, and I shall
+ not have the least regard for anything you may allege in your own
+ defence.'
+
+Ugh! what a father! Lord Chesterfield despised the Gospels, and made
+little of St. Paul; yet the New Testament could have taught him
+something concerning the nature of a father's love. His language is
+repulsive, repugnant, and yet how few fathers have taken the trouble
+to write 400 educational letters of great length to their sons! All
+one can say is that Chesterfield's letters are without natural
+affection:
+
+ 'If this be error and upon me proved,
+ I never writ, and no man ever loved.'
+
+If affection did not dictate these letters, what did? Could it be
+ambition? So astute a man as Chesterfield, who was kept well informed
+as to the impression made by his son, could hardly suppose it likely
+that the boy would make a name for himself, and thereby confer
+distinction upon the family of which he was an irregular offshoot. A
+respectable diplomatic career, with an interval in the House of
+Commons, was the most that so clear-sighted a man could anticipate for
+the young Stanhope. Was it literary fame for himself? This, of course,
+assumes that subsequent publication was contemplated by the writer.
+The dodges and devices of authors are well-nigh infinite and quite
+beyond conjecture, and it is, of course, possible that Lord
+Chesterfield kept copies of these letters, which bear upon their
+faces evidence of care and elaboration. It is not to be supposed for a
+moment that he ever forgot he had written them. It is hard to believe
+he never inquired after them and their whereabouts. Great men have
+been known to write letters which, though they bore other addresses,
+were really intended for their biographers. It would not have been
+surprising if Lord Chesterfield wrote these letters intending some day
+to publish them, but not only is there no warrant for such an opinion,
+but the opposite is clearly established. It is, no doubt, odd that the
+son should have carefully preserved more than 400 letters written to
+him during a period beginning with his tenderest years and continuing
+whilst he was travelling on the Continent. It seems almost a miracle.
+What made the son treasure them so carefully? Did he look forward to
+being his father's biographer? Hardly so at the age of ten, or even
+twenty. Biographies were not then what they have since become. No
+doubt in the middle of the eighteenth century letters were more
+treasured than they are to-day, and young Stanhope's friends may also
+have thought it wise to encourage him to preserve documentary evidence
+of the great interest taken in him by his father. None the less, I
+think the preservation of this correspondence is in the circumstances
+a most extraordinary though well-established fact.
+
+The son died in 1768 of a dropsy at Avignon, and the news was
+communicated to the Earl by his daughter-in-law, Mrs. Eugenia
+Stanhope, of whose existence he was previously unaware. Two grandsons
+accompanied her. It was a shock; but 'les manières nobles et aisées,
+la tournure d'un homme de condition, le ton de la bonne compagnie,
+les grâces le je ne scais quoi qui plaît,' came to Lord Chesterfield's
+assistance, and he received his son's widow, who was not a pleasing
+person, and her two boys with kindness and good feeling, and provided
+for them quite handsomely by his will. The Earl died in 1773, in his
+seventy-ninth year, and thereupon Mrs. Stanhope, who was in possession
+of all the original letters addressed to her late husband, carried
+her wares to market, and made a bargain with Mr. Dodsley for their
+publication, she to receive £1,575. Mr. Dodsley advertised the
+forthcoming work, and on that the Earl's executors, relying upon the
+well-known case of Pope _v._ Curl, decided by Lord Hardwicke in 1741,
+filed their bill against Mrs. Stanhope, seeking an injunction to
+restrain publication. The widow put in her sworn Answer, in which she
+averred that she had, on more occasions than one, mentioned
+publication to the Earl, and that he, though recovering from her
+certain written characters of eminent contemporaries, had seemed quite
+content to let her do what she liked with the letters, only remarking
+that there was too much Latin in them. The executors seem to have
+moved for what is called an interim injunction--that is, an injunction
+until trial of the cause, and, from the report in _Ambler_, it appears
+that Lord Apsley (a feeble creature) granted such an injunction, but
+recommended the executors to permit the publication if, on seeing a
+copy of the correspondence, they saw no objection to it. In the result
+the executors gave their consent, and the publication became an
+authorized one, so much so that Dodsley was able to obtain an
+interdict in the Scotch Court preventing a certain Scotch bookseller,
+caller McFarquhar, from reprinting the letters in Edinburgh. Whether
+the executors believed Mrs. Stanhope's story, or saw no reason to
+object to the publication of the letters, I do not know, but it is
+clear that the opposition was a half-hearted one.
+
+It would be hasty to assume that Lord Chesterfield wrote these letters
+with any intention of publication, and I am therefore left without
+being able to suggest any strong reason for their existence. A
+restless, itching pen, perhaps, accounts for them. Some men find a
+pleasure in writing, even at great length; others, of whom Carlyle was
+one, though they hate the labour, are yet compelled by some fierce
+necessity to blacken paper.
+
+At all events, we have Lord Chesterfield's letters, and, having them,
+they will always have readers, for they are readable.
+
+That the letters are full of wit and wisdom and sound advice is
+certain. Mr. Strachey, in his preface, seems to be under the
+impression that in the popular estimate Chesterfield is reckoned an
+elegant trifler, a man of no serious account. What the popular or
+vulgar estimate of Chesterfield may be it would be hard to determine,
+nor is it of the least importance, for no one who knows about Lord
+Chesterfield can possibly entertain any such opinion. How it came
+about that so able and ambitious a man made so poor a thing out of
+life, and failed so completely, is puzzling at first, though a little
+study would, I think, make the reasons of Chesterfield's failure plain
+enough.
+
+To prove by extracts from the Letters how wise a man Chesterfield was
+would be easy, but tiresome; to exhibit him in a repulsive character
+would be equally easy, but spiteful. I prefer to leave him alone, and
+to content myself with but one quotation, which has a touch of both
+wisdom and repulsiveness:
+
+ 'Consult your reason betimes. I do not say it will always prove an
+ unerring guide, for human reason is not infallible, but it will
+ prove the least erring guide that you can follow. Books and
+ conversation may assist it, but adopt neither blindly and
+ implicitly; try both by that best rule God has given to direct
+ us--reason. Of all the truths do not decline that of thinking. The
+ host of mankind can hardly be said to think; their prejudices are
+ almost all adoptive; and in general I believe it is better that it
+ should be so, as such common prejudices contribute more to order
+ and quiet than their own separate reasonings would do, uncultivated
+ as they are. We have many of these useful prejudices in this
+ country which I should be very sorry to see removed. The good
+ Protestant conviction that the Pope is both Antichrist and the
+ Whore of Babylon is a more effectual preservative against Popery
+ than all the solid and unanswerable arguments of Chillingworth.'
+
+
+
+THE JOHNSONIAN LEGEND
+
+
+The ten handsome volumes which the indefatigable and unresting zeal of
+Dr. Birkbeck Hill, and the high spirit of the Clarendon Press, have
+edited, arranged, printed, and published for the benefit of the world
+and the propagation of the Gospel according to Dr. Johnson are
+pleasant things to look upon. I hope the enterprise has proved
+remunerative to those concerned, but I doubt it. The parsimony of the
+public in the matter of books is pitiful. The ordinary purse-carrying
+Englishman holds in his head a ready-reckoner or scale of charges by
+which he tests his purchases--so much for a dinner, so much for a
+bottle of champagne, so much for a trip to Paris, so much for a pair
+of gloves, and so much for a book. These ten volumes would cost him £4
+9s. 3d. 'Whew! What a price for a book, and where are they to be put,
+and who is to dust them?' Idle questions! As for room, a bicycle takes
+more room than 1,000 books; and as for dust, it is a delusion. You
+should never dust books. There let it lie until the rare hour arrives
+when you want to read a particular volume; then warily approach it
+with a snow-white napkin, take it down from its shelf, and,
+withdrawing to some back apartment, proceed to cleanse the tome. Dr.
+Johnson adopted other methods. Every now and again he drew on huge
+gloves, such as those once worn by hedgers and ditchers, and then,
+clutching his folios and octavos, he banged and buffeted them together
+until he was enveloped in a cloud of dust. This violent exercise over,
+the good doctor restored the volumes, all battered and bruised, to
+their places, where, of course, the dust resettled itself as speedily
+as possible.
+
+Dr. Johnson could make books better than anybody, but his notions of
+dusting them were primitive and erroneous. But the room and the dust
+are mere subterfuges. The truth is, there is a disinclination to pay
+£4 9s. 3d. for the ten volumes containing the complete Johnsonian
+legend. To quarrel with the public is idiotic and most un-Johnsonian.
+'Depend upon it, sir,' said the Sage, 'every state of society is as
+luxurious as it can be.' We all, a handful of misers excepted, spend
+more money than we can afford upon luxuries, but what those luxuries
+are to be is largely determined for us by the fashions of our time. If
+we do not buy these ten volumes, it is not because we would not like
+to have them, but because we want the money they cost for something we
+want more. As for dictating to men how they are to spend their money,
+it were both a folly and an impertinence.
+
+These ten volumes ended Dr. Hill's labours as an editor of _Johnson's
+Life and Personalia_, but did not leave him free. He had set his mind
+on an edition of the _Lives of the Poets_. This, to the regret of all
+who knew him either personally or as a Johnsonian, he did not live to
+see through the press. But it is soon to appear, and will be a
+storehouse of anecdote and a miracle of cross-references. A poet who
+has been dead a century or two is amazing good company--at least, he
+never fails to be so when Johnson tells us as much of his story as he
+can remember without undue research, with that irony of his, that vast
+composure, that humorous perception of the greatness and the
+littleness of human life, that make the brief records of a Spratt, a
+Walsh, and a Fenton so divinely entertaining. It is an immense
+testimony to the healthiness of the Johnsonian atmosphere that Dr.
+Hill, who breathed it almost exclusively for a quarter of a century
+and upwards, showed no symptoms either of moral deterioration or
+physical exhaustion. His appetite to the end was as keen as ever, nor
+was his temper obviously the worse. The task never became a toil, not
+even a tease. 'You have but two subjects,' said Johnson to Boswell:
+'yourself and myself. I am sick of both.' Johnson hated to be talked
+about, or to have it noticed what he ate or what he had on. For a
+hundred years now last past he has been more talked about and noticed
+than anybody else. But Dr. Hill never grew sick of Dr. Johnson.
+
+The _Johnsonian Miscellanies_[A] open with the _Prayers and
+Meditations_, first published by the Rev. Dr. Strahan in 1785. Strahan
+was the Vicar of Islington, and into his hands at an early hour one
+morning Dr. Johnson, then approaching his last days, put the papers,
+'with instructions for committing them to the press and with a promise
+to prepare a sketch of his own life to accompany them.' This promise
+the doctor was not able to keep, and shortly after his death his
+reverend friend published the papers just as they were put into his
+hands. One wonders he had the heart to do it, but the clerical mind is
+sometimes strangely insensitive to the privacy of thought. But, as in
+the case of most indelicate acts, you cannot but be glad the thing was
+done. The original manuscript is at Pembroke College, Oxford. In these
+_Prayers and Meditations_ we see an awful figure. The _solitary_
+Johnson, perturbed, tortured, oppressed, in distress of body and of
+mind, full of alarms for the future both in this world and the next,
+teased by importunate and perplexing thoughts, harassed by morbid
+infirmities, vexed by idle yet constantly recurring scruples, with an
+inherited melancholy and a threatened sanity, is a gloomy and even a
+terrible picture, and forms a striking contrast to the social hero,
+the triumphant dialectician of Boswell, Mrs. Thrale, and Madame
+D'Arblay. Yet it is relieved by its inherent humanity, its fellowship
+and feeling. Dr. Johnson's piety is delightfully full of human
+nature--far too full to please the poet Cowper, who wrote of the
+_Prayers and Meditations_ as follows:
+
+ 'If it be fair to judge of a book by an extract, I do not wonder
+ that you were so little edified by Johnson's Journal. It is even
+ more ridiculous than was poor Rutty's of flatulent memory. The
+ portion of it given us in this day's paper contains not one
+ sentiment worth one farthing, except the last, in which he resolves
+ to bind himself with no more unbidden obligations. Poor man! one
+ would think that to pray for his dead wife and to pinch himself
+ with Church fasts had been almost the whole of his religion.'
+
+ [Footnote A: Two volumes. Oxford Clarendon Press, 1897.]
+
+It were hateful to pit one man's religion against another's, but it
+is only fair to Dr. Johnson's religion to remember that, odd compound
+as it was, it saw him through the long struggle of life, and enabled
+him to meet the death he so honestly feared like a man and a
+Christian. The _Prayers and Meditations_ may not be an edifying book
+in Cowper's sense of the word; there is nothing triumphant about it;
+it is full of infirmities and even absurdities; but, for all that, it
+contains more piety than 10,000 religious biographies. Nor must the
+evidence it contains of weakness be exaggerated. Beset with
+infirmities, a lazy dog, as he often declared himself to be, he yet
+managed to do a thing or two. Here, for example, is an entry:
+
+ '29, EASTER EVE (1777).
+
+ 'I rose and again prayed with reference to my departed wife. I
+ neither read nor went to church, yet can scarcely tell how I have
+ been hindered. I treated with booksellers on a bargain, but the
+ time was not long.'
+
+Too long, perhaps, for Johnson's piety, but short enough to enable the
+booksellers to make an uncommon good bargain for the _Lives of the
+Poets_. 'As to the terms,' writes Mr. Dilly, 'it was left entirely to
+the doctor to name his own; he mentioned 200 guineas; it was
+immediately agreed to.' The business-like Malone makes the following
+observation on the transaction: 'Had he asked 1,000, or even 1,500,
+guineas the booksellers, who knew the value of his name, would
+doubtless have readily given it.' Dr. Johnson, though the son of a
+bookseller, was the least tradesman-like of authors. The bargain was
+bad, but the book was good.
+
+A year later we find this record:
+
+ 'MONDAY, _April_ 20 (1778).
+
+ 'After a good night, as I am forced to reckon, I rose seasonably
+ and prayed, using the collect for yesterday. In reviewing my time
+ from Easter, 1777, I find a very melancholy and shameful blank. So
+ little has been done that days and months are without any trace. My
+ health has, indeed, been very much interrupted. My nights have been
+ commonly not only restless but painful and fatiguing.... I have
+ written a little of the _Lives of the Poets_, I think, with all my
+ usual vigour. I have made sermons, perhaps, as readily as formerly.
+ My memory is less faithful in retaining names, and, I am afraid, in
+ retaining occurrences. Of this vacillation and vagrancy of mind I
+ impute a great part to a fortuitous and unsettled life, and
+ therefore purpose to spend my life with more method.
+
+ 'This year the 28th of March passed away without memorial. Poor
+ Tetty, whatever were our faults and failings, we loved each other.
+ I did not forget thee yesterday. Couldst thou have lived! I am now,
+ with the help of God, to begin a new life.'
+
+Dr. Hill prints an interesting letter of Mr. Jowett's, in which occur
+the following observations:
+
+ 'It is a curious question whether Boswell has unconsciously
+ misrepresented Johnson in any respect. I think, judging from the
+ materials, which are supplied chiefly by himself, that in one
+ respect he has. He has represented him more as a sage and
+ philosopher in his conduct as well as his conversation than he
+ really was, and less as a rollicking "King of Society." The gravity
+ of Johnson's own writings tends to confirm this, as I suspect,
+ erroneous impression. His religion was fitful and intermittent; and
+ when once the ice was broken he enjoyed Jack Wilkes, though he
+ refused to shake hands with Hume. I was much struck with a remark
+ of Sir John Hawkins (excuse me if I have mentioned this to you
+ before): "He was the most humorous man I ever knew."'
+
+Mr. Jowett's letter raises some nice points--the Wilkes and Hume
+point, for example. Dr. Johnson hated both blasphemy and bawd, but he
+hated blasphemy most. Mr. Jowett shared the doctor's antipathies, but
+very likely hated bawd more than he did blasphemy. But, as I have
+already said, the point is a nice one. To crack jokes with Wilkes at
+the expense of Boswell and the Scotch seems to me a very different
+thing from shaking hands with Hume. But, indeed, it is absurd to
+overlook either Johnson's melancholy piety or his abounding humour and
+love of fun and nonsense. His _Prayers and Meditations_ are full of
+the one, Boswell and Mrs. Thrale and Madame D'Arblay are full of the
+other. Boswell's _Johnson_ has superseded the 'authorized biography'
+by Sir John Hawkins, and Dr. Hill did well to include in these
+_Miscellanies_ Hawkins' inimitable description of the memorable
+banquet given at the Devil Tavern, near Temple Bar, in the spring of
+1751, to celebrate the publication of Mrs. Charlotte Lennox's first
+novel. What delightful revelry! what innocent mirth! prolonged though
+it was till long after dawn. Poor Mrs. Lennox died in distress in
+1804, at the age of eighty-three. Could Johnson but have lived he
+would have lent her his helping hand. He was no fair-weather friend,
+but shares with Charles Lamb the honour of being able to unite narrow
+means and splendid munificence.
+
+I must end with an anecdote:
+
+ 'Henderson asked the doctor's opinion of _Dido_ and its author.
+ "Sir," said Dr. Johnson, "I never did the man an injury. Yet he
+ would read his tragedy to me."'
+
+
+
+
+BOSWELL AS BIOGRAPHER
+
+
+Boswell's position in English literature cannot be disputed, nor can
+he ever be displaced from it. He has written our greatest biography.
+That is all. Theorize about it as much as you like, account for it how
+you may, the fact remains. 'Alone I did it.' There has been plenty of
+theorizing. Lord Macaulay took the subject in hand and tossed it up
+and down for half a dozen pages with a gusto that drove home to many
+minds the conviction, the strange conviction, that our greatest
+biography was written by one of the very smallest men that ever lived,
+'a man of the meanest and feeblest intellect'--by a dunce, a parasite,
+and a coxcomb; by one 'who, if he had not been a great fool, would
+never have been a great writer.' So far Macaulay, _anno Domini_ 1831,
+in the vigorous pages of the _Edinburgh Review_. A year later appears
+in _Fraser's Magazine_ another theory by another hand, not then
+famous, Mr. Thomas Carlyle. I own to an inordinate affection for Mr.
+Carlyle as 'literary critic' As philosopher and sage, he has served
+our turn. We have had the fortune, good or bad, to outlive him; and
+our sad experience is that death makes a mighty difference to all but
+the very greatest. The sight of the author of _Sartor Resartus_ in a
+Chelsea omnibus, the sound of Dr. Newman's voice preaching to a small
+congregation in Birmingham, kept alive in our minds the vision of
+their greatness--it seemed then as if that greatness could know no
+limit; but no sooner had they gone away, than somehow or another
+one became conscious of some deficiency in their intellectual
+positions--the tide of human thought rushed visibly by them, and it
+became plain that to no other generation would either of these men be
+what they had been to their own. But Mr. Carlyle as literary critic
+has a tenacious grasp, and Boswell was a subject made for his hand.
+'Your Scottish laird, says an English naturalist of those days, may be
+defined as the hungriest and vainest of all bipeds yet known.' Carlyle
+knew the type well enough. His general description of Boswell is
+savage:
+
+ 'Boswell was a person whose mean or bad qualities lay open to the
+ general eye, visible, palpable to the dullest. His good qualities,
+ again, belonged not to the time he lived in; were far from common
+ then; indeed, in such a degree were almost unexampled; not
+ recognisable, therefore, by everyone; nay, apt even, so strange
+ had they grown, to be confounded with the very vices they lay
+ contiguous to and had sprung out of. That he was a wine-bibber and
+ good liver, gluttonously fond of whatever would yield him a little
+ solacement, were it only of a stomachic character, is undeniable
+ enough. That he was vain, heedless, a babbler, had much of the
+ sycophant, alternating with the braggadocio, curiously spiced, too,
+ with an all-pervading dash of the coxcomb; that he gloried much
+ when the tailor by a court suit had made a new man of him; that he
+ appeared at the Shakespeare Jubilee with a riband imprinted
+ "Corsica Boswell" round his hat, and, in short, if you will, lived
+ no day of his life without saying and doing more than one
+ pretentious ineptitude, all this unhappily is evident as the sun at
+ noon. The very look of Boswell seems to have signified so much. In
+ that cocked nose, cocked partly in triumph over his weaker
+ fellow-creatures, partly to snuff up the smell of coming pleasure
+ and scent it from afar, in those big cheeks, hanging like
+ half-filled wine-skins, still able to contain more, in that
+ coarsely-protruded shelf mouth, that fat dew-lapped chin; in all
+ this who sees not sensuality, pretension, boisterous imbecility
+ enough? The underpart of Boswell's face is of a low, almost brutish
+ character.'
+
+This is character-painting with a vengeance. Portrait of a Scotch
+laird by the son of a Scotch peasant. Carlyle's Boswell is to me the
+very man. If so, Carlyle's paradox seems as great as Macaulay's, for
+though Carlyle does not call Boswell a great fool in plain set terms,
+he goes very near it. But he keeps open a door through which he
+effects his escape. Carlyle sees in Bozzy 'the old reverent feeling of
+discipleship, in a word, hero-worship.'
+
+ 'How the babbling Bozzy, inspired only by love and the recognition
+ and vision which love can lend, epitomizes nightly the words of
+ Wisdom, the deeds and aspects of Wisdom, and so, little by little,
+ unconsciously works together for us a whole "Johnsoniad"--a more
+ free, perfect, sunlit and spirit-speaking likeness than for many
+ centuries has been drawn by man of man.'
+
+This I think is a little overdrawn. That Boswell loved Johnson, God
+forbid I should deny. But that he was inspired only by love to write
+his life, I gravely question. Boswell was, as Carlyle has said, a
+greedy man--and especially was he greedy of fame--and he saw in his
+revered friend a splendid subject for artistic biographic treatment.
+Here is where both Macaulay and Carlyle are, as I suggest, wrong.
+Boswell was a fool, but only in the sense in which hundreds of great
+artists have been fools; on his own lines, and across his own bit of
+country, he was no fool. He did not accidentally stumble across
+success, but he deliberately aimed at what he hit. Read his preface
+and you will discover his method. He was as much an artist as either
+of his two famous critics. Where Carlyle goes astray is in attributing
+to discipleship what was mainly due to a dramatic sense. However,
+theories are no great matter.
+
+Our means of knowledge of James Boswell are derived mainly from
+himself; he is his own incriminator. In addition to the life there is
+the Corsican tour, the Hebrides tour, the letters to Erskine and to
+Temple, and a few insignificant occasional publications in the shape
+of letters to the people of Scotland, etc. With these before him it is
+impossible for any biographer to approach Bozzy in a devotional
+attitude; he was all Carlyle calls him. Our sympathies are with his
+father, who despised him, and with his son, who was ashamed of him. It
+is indeed strange to think of him staggering, like the drunkard he
+was, between these two respectable and even stately figures--the
+Senator of the Court of Justice and the courtly scholar and antiquary.
+And yet it is to the drunkard humanity is debtor. Respectability is
+not everything.
+
+Boswell had many literary projects and ambitions, and never intended
+to be known merely as the biographer of Johnson. He proposed to write
+a life of Lord Kames and to compose memoirs of Hume. It seems he did
+write a life of Sir Robert Sibbald. He had other plans in his head,
+but dissipation and a steadily increasing drunkenness destroyed them
+all. As inveterate book-hunter, I confess to a great fancy to lay
+hands on his _Dorando: A Spanish Tale_, a shilling book published in
+Edinburgh during the progress of the once famous Douglas case, and
+ordered to be suppressed as contempt of court after it had been
+through three editions. It is said, probably hastily, that no copy is
+known to exist--a dreary fate which, according to Lord Macaulay, might
+have attended upon the _Life of Johnson_ had the copyright of that
+work become the property of Boswell's son, who hated to hear it
+mentioned. It is not, however, very easy to get rid of any book once
+it is published, and I do not despair of reading _Dorando_ before I
+die.
+
+
+
+
+OLD PLEASURE GARDENS[A]
+
+
+ [Footnote A: _Pleasure Gardens of the Eighteenth Century_, by Warwick
+ Wroth, F.S.A., assisted by Arthur Edgar Wroth. London: Macmillan and
+ Co.]
+
+This is an honest book, disfigured by no fine writing or woeful
+attempts to make us dance round may-poles with our ancestors. Terribly
+is our good language abused by the swell-mob of stylists, for whom it
+is certainly not enough that Chatham's language is their mother's
+tongue. May the Devil fly away with these artists; though no sooner
+had he done so than we should be 'wae' for auld Nicky-ben. Mr. Wroth,
+of the British Museum, and his brother, Mr. Arthur Wroth, are above
+such vulgar pranks, and never strain after the picturesque, but in the
+plain garb of honest men carry us about to the sixty-four gardens
+where the eighteenth-century Londoner, his wife and family--the John
+Gilpins of the day--might take their pleasure either sadly, as indeed
+best befits our pilgrim state, or uproariously to deaden the ear to
+the still small voice of conscience--the pangs of slighted love, the
+law's delay, the sluggish step of Fortune, the stealthy strides of
+approaching poverty, or any other of the familiar incidents of our
+mortal life. The sixty-two illustrations which adorn the book are as
+honest as the letterpress. There is a most delightful Morland
+depicting a very stout family indeed regaling itself _sub tegmine
+fagi_. It is called a 'Tea Party.' A voluminous mother holds in her
+roomy lap a very fat baby, whose back and neck are full upon you as
+you stare into the picture. And what a jolly back and innocent neck it
+is! Enough to make every right-minded woman cry out with pleasure.
+Then there is the highly respectable father stirring his cup and
+watching with placid content a gentleman in lace and ruffles attending
+to the wife, whilst the two elder children play with a wheezy dog.
+
+In these pages we can see for ourselves the British public--God rest
+its soul!--enjoying itself. This honest book is full of _la
+bourgeoisie_. The rips and the painted ladies occasionally, it is
+true, make their appearance, but they are reduced to their proper
+proportions. The Adam and Eve Tea Gardens, St. Pancras, have a
+somewhat rakish sound, calculated to arrest the jaded attention of the
+debauchee, but what has Mr. Wroth to tell us about them?
+
+ 'About the beginning of the present century it could still be
+ described as an agreeable retreat, "with enchanting prospects"; and
+ the gardens were laid out with arbours, flowers, and shrubs. Cows
+ were kept for making syllabubs, and on summer afternoons a regular
+ company met to play bowls and trap-ball in an adjacent field. One
+ proprietor fitted out a mimic squadron of frigates in the garden,
+ and the long-room was used a good deal for beanfeasts and
+ tea-drinking parties' (p. 127).
+
+What a pleasant place! Syllabubs! How sweet they sound! Nobody
+worried then about diphtheria; they only died of it. Mimic frigates,
+too! What patriotism! These gardens are as much lost as those of the
+Hesperides. A cemetery swallowed them up--the cemetery which adjoins
+the old St. Pancras Churchyard. The Tavern, shorn of its amenities, a
+mere drink-shop, survived as far down the century as 1874, soon after
+which date it also disappeared. Hornsey Wood House has a name not
+unknown in the simple annals of tea-drinking. It is now part of
+Finsbury Park, but in the middle of the last century its long-room 'on
+popular holydays, such as Whit Sunday, might be seen crowded as early
+as nine or ten in the morning with a motley assemblage eating rolls
+and butter and drinking tea at an extravagant price.' 'Hone remembered
+the old Hornsey Wood House as it stood embowered, and seeming a part
+of the wood. It was at that time kept by two sisters--Mrs. Lloyd and
+Mrs. Collier--and these aged dames were usually to be found before
+their door on a seat between two venerable oaks, wherein swarms of
+bees hived themselves.'
+
+What a picture is this of these vanished dames! Somewhere, I trust,
+they are at peace.
+
+ 'And there, they say, two bright and aged snakes,
+ Who once were Cadmus and Harmonia,
+ Bask in the glens or on the warm sea-shore.'
+
+A more raffish place was the Dog and Duck in St. George's Fields,
+which boasted mineral springs, good for gout, stone, king's evil, sore
+eyes, and inveterate cancers. Considering its virtue, the water was a
+cheap liquor, for a dozen bottles could be had at the spa for a
+shilling. The Dog and Duck, though at last it exhibited depraved
+tastes, was at one time well conducted. Miss Talbot writes about it to
+Mrs. Carter, and Dr. Johnson advised his Thralia to try the waters. It
+was no mean place, but boasted a breakfast-room, a bowling-green, and
+a swimming-bath 200 feet long and 100 feet (nearly) broad. Mr. Wroth
+narrates the history of its fall with philosophical composure. In the
+hands of one Hedger the decencies were disregarded, and thieves made
+merry where once Miss Talbot sipped bohea. One of its frequenters,
+Charlotte Shaftoe, is said to have betrayed seven of her intimates to
+the gallows. Few visitors' lists could stand such a strain as Miss
+Shaftoe put upon hers. In 1799 the Dog and Duck was suppressed, and
+Bethlehem Hospital now reigns in its stead. 'The Peerless Pool' has a
+Stevensonian sound. It was a dangerous pond behind Old Street, long
+known as 'The Parlous or Perilous Pond' 'because divers youth by
+swimming therein have been drowned.' In 1743 a London jeweller called
+Kemp took it in hand, turned it into a pleasure bath, and renamed it,
+happily enough, 'The Peerless Pool.' It was a fine open-air bath, 170
+feet long, more than 100 feet broad, and from 3 to 5 feet deep. 'It
+was nearly surrounded by trees, and the descent was by marble steps to
+a fine gravel bottom, through which the springs that supplied the pool
+came bubbling up.' Mr. Kemp likewise constructed a fish-pond. The
+enterprise met with success, and anglers, bathers, and at due seasons
+skaters, flocked to 'The Peerless Pool.' Hone describes how every
+Thursday and Saturday the boys from the Bluecoat School were wont to
+plunge into its depths. You ask its fate. It has been built over.
+Peerless Street, the second main turning on the left of the City Road
+just beyond Old Street in coming from the City, is all that is left to
+remind anyone of the once Parlous Pool, unless, indeed, it still
+occasionally creeps into a cellar and drowns cockroaches instead of
+divers youths. The Three Hats, Highbury Barn, Hampstead Wells, are not
+places to be lightly passed over. In Mr. Wroth's book you may read
+about them and trace their fortunes--their fallen fortunes. After all,
+they have only shared the fate of empires.
+
+Of the most famous London gardens--Marylebone, Ranelagh, and, greatest
+of them all, Vauxhall--Mr. Wroth writes at, of course, a becoming
+length. Marylebone Gardens, when at their largest, comprised about 8
+acres. Beaumont Street, part of Devonshire Street and of Devonshire
+Place and Upper Wimpole Street, now occupy their site. Music was the
+main feature of Marylebone. A band played in the evening. Vocalists at
+different times drew crowds. Masquerades and fireworks appeared later
+in the history of the gardens, which usually were open three nights of
+the week. Dr. Johnson's turbulent behaviour, on the occasion of one of
+his frequent visits, will easily be remembered. Marylebone, at no
+period, says Mr. Wroth, attained the vogue of Ranelagh or the
+universal popularity of Vauxhall. In 1776 the gardens were closed, and
+two years later the builders began to lay out streets. Ranelagh is,
+perhaps, the greatest achievement of the eighteenth century. Its
+Rotunda, built in 1741, is compared by Mr. Wroth to the reading-room
+of the British Museum. No need to give its dimensions; only look at
+the print, and you will understand what Johnson meant when he declared
+that the _coup d'oeil_ of Ranelagh was the finest thing he had ever
+seen. The ordinary charge for admission was half a crown, which
+secured you tea or coffee and bread-and-butter. The gardens were
+usually open Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and the amusements were
+music, tea-drinking, walking, and talking. Mr. Wroth quotes a
+Frenchman, who, after visiting Ranelagh in 1800, calls it 'le plus
+insipide lieu d'amusement que l'on ait pu imaginer,' and even hints at
+Dante's Purgatory. An earlier victim from Gaul thus records his
+experience of Ranelagh: 'On s'ennui avec de la mauvaise musique, du
+thé et du beurre.' So true is it that the cheerfulness you find
+anywhere is the cheerfulness you have brought with you. However,
+despite the Frenchman, good music and singing were at times to be
+heard at Ranelagh. The nineteenth century would have nothing to do
+with Ranelagh, and in 1805 it was pulled down. The site now belongs to
+Chelsea Hospital. Cuper's Gardens lacked the respectability of
+Marylebone and the style of Ranelagh, but they had their vogue during
+the same century. They were finely situated on the south side of the
+Thames opposite Somerset House. Cuper easily got altered into Cupid;
+and when on the death of Ephraim Evans in 1740 the business came to be
+carried on by his widow, a comely dame who knew a thing or two, it
+proved to be indeed a going concern. But the new Licensing Bill of
+1752 destroyed Cupid's Garden, and Mrs. Evans was left lamenting and
+wholly uncompensated. Of Vauxhall Mr. Wroth treats at much length, and
+this part of his book is especially rich in illustrations. Every lover
+of Old London and old times and old prints should add Mr. Wroth's book
+to his library.
+
+
+
+
+OLD BOOKSELLERS
+
+
+There has just been a small flutter amongst those who used to be
+called stationers or text-writers in the good old days, before
+printing was, and when even Peers of the Realm (now so highly
+educated) could not sign their names, or, at all events, preferred not
+to do so--booksellers they are now styled--and the question which
+agitates them is discount. Having mentioned this, one naturally passes
+on.
+
+No great trade has an obscurer history than the book trade. It seems
+to lie choked in mountains of dust which it would be suicidal to
+disturb. Men have lived from time to time of literary skill--Dr.
+Johnson was one of them--who had knowledge, extensive and peculiar, of
+the traditions and practices of 'the trade,' as it is proudly styled
+by its votaries; but nobody has ever thought it worth his while to
+make record of his knowledge, which accordingly perished with him, and
+is now irrecoverably lost.
+
+In old days booksellers were also publishers, frequently printers, and
+sometimes paper-makers. Jacob Tonson not only owned Milton's _Paradise
+Lost_--for all time, as he fondly thought, for little did he dream of
+the fierce construction the House of Lords was to put upon the
+Copyright Act of Queen Anne--not only was Dryden's publisher, but also
+kept shop in Chancery Lane, and sold books across the counter. He
+allowed no discount, but, so we are told, 'spoke his mind upon all
+occasions, and flattered no one,' not even glorious John.
+
+For a long time past the trades of bookselling and book-publishing
+have been carried on apart. This has doubtless rid booksellers of all
+the unpopularity which formerly belonged to them in their other
+capacity. This unpopularity is now heaped as a whole upon the
+publishers, who certainly need not dread the doom awaiting those of
+whom the world speaks well.
+
+A tendency of the two trades to grow together again is perhaps
+noticeable. For my part, I wish they would. Some publishers are
+already booksellers, but the books they sell are usually only new
+books. Now it is obvious that the true bookseller sells books both old
+and new. Some booksellers are occasional publishers. May each
+usurp--or, rather, reassume--the business of the other, whilst
+retaining his own!
+
+The world, it must be admitted, owes a great deal of whatever
+information it possesses about the professions, trades, and
+occupations practised and carried on in its midst to those who have
+failed in them. Prosperous men talk 'shop,' but seldom write it. The
+book that tells us most about booksellers and bookselling in bygone
+days is the work of a crack-brained fellow who published and sold in
+the reigns of Queen Anne and George I., and died in 1733 in great
+poverty and obscurity. I refer to John Dunton, whose _Life and
+Errors_ in the edition in two volumes edited by J.B. Nichols, and
+published in 1818, is a common book enough in the second-hand shops,
+and one which may be safely recommended to everyone, except, indeed,
+to the unfortunate man or woman who is not an adept in the art, craft,
+or mystery of skipping.
+
+The book will strangely remind the reader of Amory's _Life of John
+Buncle_--those queer volumes to which many a reader has been sent by
+Hazlitt's intoxicating description of them in his _Round Table_, and
+a few perhaps by a shy allusion contained in one of the essays of
+Elia. The real John Dunton has not the boundless spirits of the
+fictitious John Buncle; but in their religious fervour, their
+passion for flirtation, their tireless egotism, and their love of
+character-sketching, they greatly resemble one another.
+
+It is this last characteristic that imparts real value to Dunton's
+book, and makes it, despite its verbiage and tortuosity, throb with
+human interest. For example, he gives us a short sketch of no less
+than 135 then living London booksellers in this style: 'Mr. Newton is
+full of kindness and good-nature. He is affable and courteous in
+trade, and is none of those men of forty whose religion is yet to
+chuse, for his mind (like his looks) is serious and grave; and his
+neighbours tell me his understanding does not improve too fast for his
+practice, for he is not religious by start or sally, but is well fixed
+in the faith and practice of a Church of England man--and has a
+handsome wife into the bargain.'
+
+Most of the 135 booksellers were good men, according to Dunton, but
+not all. 'Mr. Lee in Lombard Street. Such a pirate, such a cormorant
+was never before. Copies, books, men, shops, all was one. He held no
+propriety right or wrong, good or bad, till at last he began to be
+known; and the booksellers, not enduring so ill a man among them,
+spewed him out, and off he marched to Ireland, where he acted as
+_felonious Lee_ as he did in London. And as Lee lived a thief, so he
+died a hypocrite; for being asked on his death-bed if he would forgive
+Mr. C. (that had formerly wronged him), "Yes," said Lee, "if I die, I
+forgive him; but if I happen to live, I am resolved to be revenged on
+him."'
+
+The Act of Union destroyed the trade of these pirates, but their
+felonious editions of eighteenth-century authors still abound. Mr.
+Gladstone, I need scarcely say, was careful in his Home Rule Bill
+(which was denounced by thousands who never read a line of it) to
+withdraw copyright from the scope of action of his proposed Dublin
+Parliament.
+
+There are nearly eleven hundred brief character-sketches in Dunton's
+book, of all sorts and kinds, but with a preference for bookish
+people, divines, both of the Establishment and out of it, printers and
+authors. Sometimes, indeed, the description is short enough, and tells
+one very little. To many readers, references so curt to people of whom
+they never heard, and whose names are recorded nowhere else, save on
+their mouldering grave-stones, may seem tedious and trivial, but for
+others they will have a strange fascination. Here are a few examples:
+
+ 'Affable _Wiggins_. His conversation is general but never
+ impertinent.
+
+ 'The kind and golden _Venables_. He is so good a man, and so truly
+ charitable, he that will write of him, must still write more.
+
+ 'Mr. _Bury_--my old neighbour in Redcross Street. He is a plain
+ honest man, sells the best coffee in all the neighbourhood, and
+ lives in this world like a spiritual stranger and pilgrim in a
+ foreign country.
+
+ 'Anabaptist (alias _Elephant_) _Smith_. He was a man of great
+ sincerity and happy contentment in all circumstances of life.'
+
+If an affection for passages of this kind be condemned as trivial, and
+akin to the sentimentalism of the man in Calverley's poem who wept
+over a box labelled 'This side up,' I will shelter myself behind
+Carlyle, who was evidently deeply moved, as his review of Boswell's
+Johnson proves, by the life-history of Mr. F. Lewis, 'of whose birth,
+death, and whole terrestrial _res gestae_ this only, and, strange
+enough, this actually, survives--"Sir, he lived in London, and hung
+loose upon society. _Stat_ PARVI _hominis umbra_."' On that peg
+Carlyle's imagination hung a whole biography.
+
+Dunton, who was the son of the Rector of Aston Clinton, was
+apprenticed, about 1675, to a London bookseller. He had from the
+beginning a great turn both for religion and love. He, to use his own
+phrase, 'sat under the powerful ministry of Mr. Doolittle.' 'One
+Lord's day, and I remember it with sorrow, I was to hear the Rev. Mr.
+Doolittle, and it was then and there the beautiful Rachel Seaton gave
+me that fatal wound.'
+
+The first book Dunton ever printed was by the Rev. Mr. Doolittle, and
+was of an eminently religious character.
+
+'One Lord's Day (and I am very sensible of the sin) I was strolling
+about just as my fancy led me, and, stepping into Dr. Annesley's
+meeting-place--where, instead of engaging my attention to what the
+Doctor said, I suffered both my mind and eyes to run at random--I soon
+singled out a young lady that almost charmed me dead; but, having made
+my inquiries, I found to my sorrow she was pre-engaged.' However,
+Dunton was content with the elder sister, one of the three daughters
+of Dr. Annesley. The one he first saw became the wife of the Reverend
+Samuel Wesley, and the mother of John and Charles. The third daughter
+is said to have been married to Daniel De Foe.
+
+As soon as he was out of his apprenticeship, Dunton set up business as
+a publisher and bookseller. He says grimly enough:
+
+ 'A man should be well furnished with an honest policy if he intends
+ to set out to the world nowadays. And this is no less necessary in
+ a bookseller than in any other tradesman, for in that way there are
+ plots and counter-plots, and a whole army of hackney authors that
+ keep their grinders moving by the travail of their pens. These
+ gormandizers will eat you the very life out of a _copy_ so soon as
+ ever it appears, for as the times go, _Original_ and _Abridgement_
+ are almost reckoned as necessary as man and wife.'
+
+The mischief to which Dunton refers was permitted by the stupidity of
+the judges, who refused to consider an abridgment of a book any
+interference with its copyright. Some learned judges have, indeed,
+held that an abridger is a benefactor, but as his benefactions are not
+his own, but another's, a shorter name might be found for him. The law
+on the subject is still uncertain.
+
+Dunton proceeds: 'Printing was now the uppermost in my thoughts, and
+hackney authors began to ply me with _specimens_ as earnestly and
+with as much passion and concern as the watermen do passengers with
+_Oars_ and _Scullers_. I had some acquaintance with this generation in
+my apprenticeship, and had never any warm affection for them, in
+regard I always thought their great concern lay more in _how much a
+sheet_, than in any generous respect they bore to the _Commonwealth of
+Learning_; and indeed the learning itself of these gentlemen lies very
+often in as little room as their honesty, though they will pretend to
+have studied for six or seven years in the Bodleian Library, to have
+turned over the Fathers, and to have read and digested the whole
+compass both of human and ecclesiastic history, when, alas! they have
+never been able to understand a single page of St. Cyprian, and cannot
+tell you whether the Fathers lived before or after Christ.'
+
+Yet of one of this hateful tribe Dunton is able to speak well. He
+declares Mr. Bradshaw to have been the best accomplished hackney
+author he ever met with. He pronounces his style incomparably fine. He
+had quarrelled with him, but none the less he writes: 'If Mr. Bradshaw
+is yet alive, I here declare to the world and to him that I freely
+forgive him what he owes, both in money and books, if he will only be
+so kind as to make me a visit. But I am afraid the worthy gentleman is
+dead, for he was wretchedly overrun with melancholy, and the very
+blackness of it reigned in his countenance. He had certainly performed
+wonders with his pen, had not his poverty pursued him and almost laid
+the necessity upon him to be unjust.'
+
+All hackney authors were not poor. Some of the compilers and
+abridgers made what even now would be considered by popular novelists
+large sums. Scotsmen were very good at it. Gordon and Campbell became
+wealthy men. If authors had a turn for politics, Sir Robert Walpole
+was an excellent paymaster. Arnall, who was bred an attorney, is
+stated to have been paid £11,000 in four years by the Government for
+his pamphlets.
+
+ 'Come, then, I'll comply.
+ Spirit of Arnall, aid me while I lie!'
+
+It cannot have been pleasant to read this, but then Pope belonged to
+the opposition, and was a friend of Lord Bolingbroke, and would
+consequently say anything.
+
+There is not a more interesting and artless autobiography to be read
+than William Hutton's, the famous bookseller and historian of
+Birmingham. Hutton has been somewhat absurdly called the English
+Franklin. He is not in the least like Franklin. He has none of
+Franklin's supreme literary skill, and he was a loving, generous, and
+tender-hearted man, which Franklin certainly was not. Hutton's first
+visit to London was paid in 1749. He walked up from Nottingham, spent
+three days in London, and then walked back to Nottingham. The jaunt,
+if such an expression is applicable, cost him eleven shillings less
+fourpence. Yet he paid his way. The only money he spent to gain
+admission to public places was a penny to see Bedlam.
+
+Interesting, however, as is Hutton's book, it tells us next to nothing
+about book-selling, except that in his hands it was a prosperous
+undertaking.
+
+
+
+
+A FEW WORDS ABOUT COPYRIGHT IN BOOKS
+
+
+Copyright, which is the exclusive liberty reserved to an author and
+his assigns of printing or otherwise multiplying copies of his book
+during certain fixed periods of time, is a right of modern origin.
+
+There is nothing about copyright in Justinian's compilations.
+
+It is a mistake to suppose that books did not circulate freely in the
+era of manuscripts. St. Augustine was one of the most popular authors
+that ever lived. His _City of God_ ran over Europe after a fashion
+impossible to-day. Thousands of busy hands were employed, year out and
+year in, making copies for sale of this famous treatise. Yet Augustine
+had never heard of copyright, and never received a royalty on sales in
+his life.
+
+The word 'copyright' is of purely English origin, and came into
+existence as follows:
+
+The Stationers' Company was founded by royal charter in 1556, and from
+the beginning has kept register-books, wherein, first, by decrees of
+the Star Chamber, afterwards by orders of the Houses of Parliament,
+and finally by Act of Parliament, the titles of all publications and
+reprints have had to be entered prior to publication.
+
+None but booksellers, as publishers were then content to be called,
+were members of the Stationers' Company, and by the usage of the
+Company no entries could be made in their register-books except in the
+names of members, and thereupon the book referred to in the entry
+became the 'copy' of the member or members who had caused it to be
+registered.
+
+By virtue of this registration the book became, in the opinion of the
+Stationers' Company, the property _in perpetuity_ of the member or
+members who had effected the registration. This was the 'right' of the
+stationer to his 'copy.'
+
+Copyright at first is therefore not an author's, but a bookseller's
+copyright. The author had no part or lot in it unless he chanced to be
+both an author and a bookseller, an unusual combination in early days.
+The author took his manuscript to a member of the Stationers' Company,
+and made the best bargain he could for himself. The stationer, if
+terms were arrived at, carried off the manuscript to his Company and
+registered the title in the books, and thereupon became, in his
+opinion, and in that of his Company, the owner, at common law, in
+perpetuity of his 'copy.'
+
+The stationers, having complete control over their register-books,
+made what entries they chose, and all kinds of books, even Homer and
+the Classics, became the 'property' of its members. The booksellers,
+nearly all Londoners, respected each other's 'copies,' and jealously
+guarded access to their registers. From time to time there were sales
+by auction of a bookseller's 'copies,' but the public--that is, the
+country booksellers, for there were no other likely buyers--were
+excluded from the sale-room. A great monopoly was thus created and
+maintained by the trade. There was never any examination of title to a
+bookseller's copy. Every book of repute was supposed to have a
+bookseller for its owner. Bunyan's _Pilgrim's Progress_ was Mr.
+Ponder's copy, Milton's _Paradise Lost_ Mr. Tonson's copy, _The Whole
+Duty of Man_ Mr. Eyre's copy, and so on. The thing was a corrupt and
+illegal trade combination.
+
+The expiration of the Licensing Act, and the consequent cessation of
+the penalties it inflicted upon unlicensed printing, exposed the
+proprietors of 'copies' to an invasion of their rights, real or
+supposed, and in 1703, and again in 1706 and 1709, they applied to
+Parliament for a Bill to protect them against the 'ruin' with which
+they alleged themselves to be threatened.[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: What the booksellers wanted was not to be left to their
+ common law remedy--_i.e._, an action of trespass on the case--but to
+ be supplied with penalties for infringement, and especially with the
+ right to seize and burn unauthorized editions.]
+
+In 1710 they got what they asked for in the shape of the famous
+Statute of Queen Anne, the first copyright law in the world. A truly
+English measure, ill considered and ill drawn, which did the very last
+thing it was meant to do--viz., destroy the property it was intended
+to protect.
+
+By this Act, in which the 'author' first makes his appearance actually
+in front of the 'proprietor,' it was provided that, _in case of new
+books_, the author and his assigns should have the sole right of
+printing them for fourteen years, and if at the end of that time the
+author was still alive, a second term of fourteen years was conceded.
+In the case of _existing books_, there was to be but one term--viz.,
+twenty-one years, from August 10, 1710.
+
+Registration at the Stationers' Company was still required, but
+nothing was said as to who might make the entries, or into whose names
+they were to be made.
+
+Then followed the desired penalties for infringement. The booksellers
+thought the terms of years meant no more than that the penalties were
+to be limited by way of experiment to those periods.
+
+Many years flew by before the Stationers' Company discovered the
+mischief wrought by the statute they had themselves promoted. To cut a
+long matter short, it was not until 1774 that the House of Lords
+decided that, whether there ever had been a perpetuity in literary
+property at common law or not, it was destroyed by the Act of Queen
+Anne, and that from and after the passing of that law neither author,
+assignee, nor proprietor of 'copy' had any exclusive right of
+multiplication, save for and during the periods of time the statute
+created.
+
+It was a splendid fight--a Thirty Years' War. Great lawyers were fee'd
+in it; luminous and lengthy judgments were delivered. Mansfield was a
+booksellers' man; Thurlow ridiculed the pretensions of the Trade. It
+can be read about in _Boswell's Johnson_ and in Campbell's _Lives of
+the Lord Chancellors_. The authors stood supinely by, not contributing
+a farthing towards the expenses. It was a booksellers' battle, and the
+booksellers were beaten, as they deserved to be.
+
+All this is past history, in which the modern money-loving, motoring
+author takes scant pleasure. Things are on a different footing now.
+The Act of 1842 has extended the statutory periods of protection. The
+perpetuity craze is over. A right in perpetuity to reprint Frank
+Fustian's novel or Tom Tatter's poem would not add a penny to the
+present value of the copyright of either of those productions. In
+business short views must prevail. An author cannot expect to raise
+money on his hope of immortality. Milton's publisher, good Mr.
+Symonds, probably thought, if he thought about it at all, that he was
+buying _Paradise Lost_ for ever when he registered it as his 'copy' in
+the books of his Company; but into the calculations he made to
+discover how much he could afford to give the author posterity did not
+and could not enter. How was Symonds to know that Milton's fame was to
+outlive Cleveland's or Flatman's?
+
+How many of the books published in 1905 would have any copyright cash
+value in A.D. 2000? I do not pause for a reply.
+
+The modern author need have no quarrel with the statutory periods
+fixed by the Act of 1842,[A] though common-sense has long since
+suggested that a single term, the author's life and thirty or forty
+years after, should be substituted for the alternative periods named
+in the Act.
+
+ [Footnote A: Author's life _plus_ seven years, or forty-two years
+ from date of publication, whichever term is the longer. The great
+ objection to the second term is that an author's books go out of
+ copyright at different dates, and the earlier editions go out
+ first.]
+
+What the modern author alone desiderates is a big, immediate, and
+protected market.
+
+The United States of America have been a great disappointment to many
+an honest British author. In the wicked old days when the States took
+British books without paying for them they used to take them in large
+numbers, but now that they have turned honest and passed a law
+allowing the British author copyright on certain terms, they have in
+great measure ceased to take; for, by the strangest of coincidences,
+no sooner were British novels, histories, essays, and the like,
+protected in America, than there sprang up in the States themselves,
+novelists, historians, and essayists, not only numerous enough to
+supply their own home markets, but talented enough to cross the
+Atlantic in large numbers and challenge us in our own. Such a reward
+for honesty was not contemplated.
+
+International copyright and the Convention of Berne are things to be
+proud of and rejoice over. As the first chapter in a Code of Public
+European Law, they may mark the beginning of a time of settled peace,
+order, and disarmament, but they have not yet enriched a single
+author, though hereafter possibly an occasional novelist or
+play-wright may prosper greatly under their provisions.
+
+The copyright question is now at last really a settled question, save
+in a single aspect of it. What, if anything, should be done in the
+case of those authors, few in number, whose literary lives prove
+longer than the period of statutory protection? Should any distinction
+in law be struck between a Tennyson and a Tupper? between--But why
+multiply examples? There is no need to be unnecessarily offensive.
+
+The law and practice of to-day give the meat that remains on the bones
+of the dead author after the expiration of the statutory period of
+protection to the Trade. Any publisher who likes to bring out an
+edition can do so, though by doing so he does not gain any exclusive
+rights. A brother publisher may compete with him. As a result
+the public is usually well served with cheap editions of those
+non-copyright authors whose works are worth reprinting the moment the
+copyright expires.
+
+Some lovers of justice, however, think that it is unnecessary all at
+once to endow the Trade with these windfalls, and that if an author's
+family, or his or their assignees, were prepared to publish cheap
+editions immediately after the expiration of the usual period of
+protection, they ought to be allowed to do so for a further period of,
+say, forty years. If they failed within a reasonable time either to do
+so themselves or to arrange for others to do so, this extended period
+should lapse.
+
+Were this to be the law nobody could say that it was unfair; but it is
+never likely to be the law. It would take time for discussion, and now
+there is no time left in which to discuss anything in Parliament. A
+much-needed Copyright Bill has been in draft for years, has been
+mentioned in Queen's and King's speeches, but it has never been read
+even a first time. If it ever is read a first time, its only chance of
+becoming law will be if it is taken in a lump, as it stands, without
+consideration or amendment. To such a pass has legislation been
+reduced in this country!
+
+This draft Bill does not contain any provision for specially
+protecting the families of authors whose works long outlive their
+mortal lives. It makes no invidious distinctions. It leaves all the
+authors to hang together, the quick and the dead. Perhaps this is the
+better way.
+
+
+
+
+HANNAH MORE ONCE MORE
+
+
+I have been told by more than one correspondent, and not always in
+words of urbanity, that I owe an apology to the manes of Miss Hannah
+More, whose works I once purchased in nineteen volumes for 8s. 6d.,
+and about whom in consequence I wrote a page some ten years ago.[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: See _Collected Essays_, ii. 255.]
+
+To be accused of rudeness to a lady who exchanged witticisms with Dr.
+Johnson, soothed the widowed heart of Mrs. Garrick, directed the early
+studies of Macaulay, and in the spring of 1815 presented a small copy
+of her _Sacred Dramas_ to Mr. Gladstone, is no light matter. To libel
+the dead is, I know, not actionable--indeed, it is impossible; but
+evil-speaking, lying, and slandering are canonical offences from which
+the obligation to refrain knows no limits of time or place.
+
+I have often felt uneasy on this score, and never had the courage,
+until this very evening, to read over again what in the irritation of
+the moment I had been tempted to say about Miss Hannah More, after the
+outlay upon her writings already mentioned. Eight shillings and
+sixpence is, indeed, no great sum, but nineteen octavo volumes are a
+good many books. Yet Richardson is in nineteen volumes in Mangin's
+edition, and Swift is in nineteen volumes in Scott's edition, and
+glorious John Dryden lacks but a volume to make a third example. True
+enough; yet it will, I think, be granted me that you must be very fond
+of an author, male or female, if nineteen octavo volumes, all his or
+hers, are not a little irritating and provocative of temper. Think of
+the room they take! As for selling them, it is not so easy to sell
+nineteen volumes of a stone-dead author, particularly if you live
+three miles from a railway-station and do not keep a trap. Elia, the
+gentle Elia, as it is the idiotic fashion to call a writer who could
+handle his 'maulies' in a fray as well as Hazlitt himself, has told us
+how he could never see well-bound books he did not care about, but he
+longed to strip them so that he might warm his ragged veterans in
+their spoils. My copy of _Hannah More_ was in full calf, but never
+once did it occur to me--though I, too, have many a poor author with
+hardly a shirt to his back shivering in the dark corners of the
+library--to strip her of her warm clothing. And yet I had to do
+something, and quickly too, for sorely needed was Miss More's shelf.
+So I buried the nineteen volumes in the garden. 'Out of sight, out of
+mind,' said I cheerfully, stamping them down.
+
+This has hardly proved to be the case, for though Hannah More is
+incapable of a literary resurrection, and no one of her nineteen
+volumes has ever haunted my pillow, exclaiming,
+
+ 'Think how thou stab'dst me in my prime of youth,'
+
+nevertheless, I have not been able to get quite rid of an uneasy
+feeling that I was rude to her ten years ago in print--not, indeed, so
+rude as was her revered friend Dr. Johnson 126 years ago to her face;
+but then, I have not the courage to creep under the gabardine of our
+great Moralist.
+
+When, accordingly, I saw on the counters of the trade the daintiest of
+volumes, hailing, too, from the United States, entitled _Hannah
+More_,[A] and perceived that it was a short biography and appreciation
+of the lady on my mind, I recognised that my penitential hour had at
+last come. I took the little book home with me, and sat down to read,
+determined to do justice and more than justice to the once celebrated
+mistress of Cowslip Green and Barley Wood.
+
+ [Footnote A: _Hannah More_, by Marian Harland. New York and London:
+ G.P. Putnam.]
+
+Miss Harland's preface is most engaging. She reminds a married sister
+how in the far-off days of their childhood in a Southern State their
+Sunday reading, usually confined or sought to be confined, to 'bound
+sermons and semi-detached tracts,' was enlivened by the _Works of
+Hannah More_. She proceeds as follows:
+
+ 'At my last visit to you I took from your bookshelves one of a set
+ of volumes in uniform binding of full calf, coloured mellowly by
+ the touch and the breath of fifty odd years. They belonged to the
+ dear old home library.... The leaves of the book I held fell apart
+ at _The Shepherd of Salisbury Plain_.'
+
+I leave my readers to judge how uncomfortable these innocent words
+made me:
+
+ 'The usher took six hasty strides
+ As smit with sudden pain.'
+
+I knew that set of volumes, their distressing uniformity of binding,
+their full calf. Their very fellows lie mouldering in an East Anglian
+garden, mellow enough by this time and strangely coloured.
+
+Circumstances alter cases. Miss Harland thinks that if the life of
+Charlotte Brontë's mother had been mercifully spared, the authoress of
+_Jane Eyre_ and _Villette_ might have grown up more like Hannah More
+than she actually did. Perhaps so. As I say, circumstances alter
+cases, and if the works of Hannah More had been in my old home
+library, I might have read _The Shepherd of Salisbury Plain_ and
+_The Search after Happiness_ of a Sunday, and found solace therein.
+But they were not there, and I had to get along as best I could with
+the _Pilgrim's Progress_, stories by A.L.O.E., the crime-stained
+page of Mrs. Sherwood's _Tales from the Church Catechism_, and,
+'more curious sport than that,' the _Bible in Spain_ of the
+never-sufficiently-bepraised George Borrow.
+
+What, however, is a little odd about Miss Harland's enthusiasm for
+Hannah More's writings is that it expires with the preface. _There_,
+indeed, it glows with a beautiful light:
+
+ 'And _The Search after Happiness!_ You cannot have forgotten all of
+ the many lines we learned by heart on Sunday afternoons in the
+ joyful spring-time when we were obliged to clear the pages every
+ few minutes of yellow jessamine bells and purple Wistaria petals
+ flung down by the warm wind.'
+
+This passage lets us into the secret. I suspect in sober truth both
+Miss Harland and her sister have long since forgotten all the lines in
+_The Search after Happiness_, but what they have never forgotten, what
+they never can forget, are the jessamine bells and the Wistaria
+petals, yellow and purple, blown about in the warm winds that visited
+their now desolate and forsaken Southern home. Less beautiful things
+than jessamine and Wistaria, if only they clustered round the house
+where you were born, are remembered when the lines of far better
+authors than Miss Hannah More have gone clean out of your head:
+
+ 'As life wanes, all its cares and strife and toil
+ Seem strangely valueless, while the old trees
+ Which grew by our youth's home, the waving mass
+ Of climbing plants heavy with bloom and dew,
+ The morning swallows with their songs like words--
+ All these seem dear, and only worth our thoughts.'
+
+
+Thus the youthful Browning in his marvellous _Pauline_. The same note
+is struck after a humbler and perhaps more moving fashion in the
+following simple strain of William Allingham:
+
+ 'Four ducks on a pond,
+ A grass-bank beyond;
+ A blue sky of spring,
+ White clouds on the wing;
+ How little a thing
+ To remember for years--
+ To remember with tears!'
+
+If this be so--and who, looking into his own heart, but must own that
+so it is?--it explains how it comes about that as soon as Miss Harland
+finished her preface, got away from her childhood and began her
+biography, she has so little to tell us about Miss More's books, and
+from that little the personal note of enjoyment is entirely wanting.
+Indeed, though a pious soul, she occasionally cannot restrain her
+surprise how such ponderous commonplaces ever found a publisher, to
+say nothing of a reader.
+
+'Such books as Miss More's,' she says, 'would to-day in America fall
+from the press like a stone into the depths of the sea of oblivion,
+creating no more sensation upon the surface than the bursting of a
+bubble in mid-Atlantic.'
+
+And again:
+
+'That Hannah More was a power for righteousness in her long
+generation we must take upon the testimony of her best and wisest
+contemporaries.'
+
+However good may be your intentions, it seems hard to avoid being rude
+to this excellent lady.
+
+I confess I never liked her love story. Anything more cold-blooded I
+never read. I am not going to repeat it. Why should I? It is told at
+length in Miss More's authorized biography in four volumes by William
+Roberts, Esq. I saw a copy yesterday exposed for sale in New Oxford
+Street, price 1s. Miss Harland also tells the tale, not without
+chuckling. I refer the curious to her pages.
+
+Then there are those who can never get rid of the impression that
+Hannah More 'fagged' her four sisters mercilessly; but who can tell?
+Some people like being fagged.
+
+Precisely _when_ Miss More bade farewell to what in later life she was
+fond of calling her gay days, when she wrote dull plays and went to
+stupid Sunday parties, one finds it hard to discover, but at no time
+did it ever come home to her that she needed repentance herself. She
+seems always thinking of the sins and shortcomings of her neighbours,
+rich and poor. Sometimes, indeed, when deluged with flattery, she
+would intimate that she was a miserable sinner, but that is not what I
+mean. She concerned herself greatly with the manners of the great,
+and deplored their cards and fashionable falsehoods. John Newton,
+captain as he had been of a slaver, saw the futility of such
+pin-pricks:
+
+'The fashionable world,' so he wrote to Miss More, 'by their numbers
+form a phalanx not easily impressible, and their habits of life are as
+armour of proof which renders them not easily vulnerable. Neither the
+rude club of a boisterous Reformer nor the pointed, delicate weapons
+of the authoress before me can overthrow or rout them.'
+
+But Miss More never forgot to lecture the rich or to patronize the
+poor.
+
+_Coelebs in Search of a Wife_ is an impossible book, and I do not
+believe Miss Harland has read it; but as for the famous _Shepherd_, we
+are never allowed to forget how Mr. Wilberforce declared a few years
+before his death, to the admiration of the religious world, that he
+would rather present himself in heaven with _The Shepherd of Salisbury
+Plain_ in his hand than with--what think you?--_Peveril of the Peak_!
+The bare notion of such a proceeding on anybody's part is enough to
+strike one dumb with what would be horror, did not amazement swallow
+up every other feeling. What rank Arminianism! I am sure the last
+notion that ever would have entered the head of Sir Walter was to take
+_Peveril_ to heaven.
+
+But whatever may be thought of the respective merits of Miss More's
+nineteen volumes and Sir Walter's ninety-eight, there is no doubt that
+Barley Wood was as much infested with visitors as ever was Abbotsford.
+Eighty a week!
+
+'From twelve o'clock until three each day a constant stream of
+carriages and pedestrians filled the evergreen bordered avenue
+leading from the Wrington village road.'
+
+Among them came Lady Gladstone and W.E.G., aged six, the latter
+carrying away with him the _Sacred Dramas_, to be preserved during a
+long life.
+
+Miss More was a vivacious and agreeable talker, who certainly failed
+to do herself justice with her pen. Her health was never good, yet, as
+she survived thirty-five of her prescribing physicians, her vitality
+must have been great. Her face in Opie's portrait is very pleasant. If
+I was rude to her ten years ago, I apologize and withdraw; but as for
+her books, I shall leave them where they are--buried in a cliff facing
+due north, with nothing between them and the Pole but leagues upon
+leagues of a wind-swept ocean.
+
+
+
+
+ARTHUR YOUNG
+
+
+The name of Arthur Young is a familiar one to all readers of that
+history which begins with the forebodings of the French Revolution.
+Thousands of us learnt to be interested in him as the 'good Arthur,'
+'the excellent Arthur,' of Thomas Carlyle, a writer who had the art of
+making not only his own narrative, but the sources of it, attractive.
+Even 'Carrion-Heath,' in the famous introductory chapter to the
+_Cromwell_, is invested with a kind of charm, whilst in the stormy
+firmament of the _French Revolution_ the star of Arthur Young twinkles
+with a mild effulgency. The autobiography of such a man could hardly
+fail to be interesting.[A] The 'good Arthur' was born in 1741, the
+younger son of a small 'squarson' who inherited from his father the
+manor of Bradfield Combust, in Suffolk, but held the living of Thames
+Ditton. Here he made the acquaintance of the Onslow family, and
+Speaker Onslow was one of Arthur's godfathers. The Rev. Dr. Young died
+in 1759, much in debt. The Bradfield property had been settled for
+life on his wife, who had brought her husband some fortune, and to
+the manor-house she retired to economize.
+
+ [Footnote A: _The Autobiography of Arthur Young_. Edited by M. Betham
+ Edwards. Smith, Elder and Co.]
+
+Arthur's education had been muddled; and an attempt to make a merchant
+of him having fallen through, he found himself, on his father's death,
+aged eighteen, 'without education, profession, or employment,' and his
+whole fortune, during his mother's life, consisting of a copyhold farm
+of 20 acres, producing as many pounds. In these circumstances, to
+think of literature was well-nigh inevitable, and, in 1762, the
+autobiography tells us:
+
+ 'I set on foot a periodical publication, entitled the _Universal
+ Museum_, which came out monthly, printed with glorious imprudence
+ on my own account. I waited on Dr. Johnson, who was sitting by the
+ fire so half-dressed and slovenly a figure as to make me stare at
+ him. I stated my plan, and begged that he would favour me with a
+ paper once a month, offering at the same time any remuneration that
+ he might name.'
+
+Here we see dimly prefigured a modern editor prematurely soliciting
+the support of Great Names. But the Cham of literature, himself the
+son of a bookseller, would have none of it.
+
+ '"No, sir," he replied; "such a work would be sure to fail if the
+ booksellers have not the property, and you will lose a great deal
+ of money by it."
+
+ '"Certainly, sir," I said, "if I am not fortunate enough to induce
+ authors of real talent to contribute."
+
+ '"No, sir, you are mistaken; such authors will not support such a
+ work, nor will you persuade them to write in it. You will purchase
+ disappointment by the loss of your money, and I advise you by all
+ means to give up the plan."
+
+ 'Somebody was introduced, and I took my leave.'
+
+The _Universal Museum_, none the less, appeared, but after five
+numbers Young 'procured a meeting of ten or a dozen booksellers, and
+had the luck and address to persuade them to take the whole scheme
+upon themselves.' He then calmly adds, 'I believe no success ever
+attended it.' It was, indeed, 100 years before its time. Literature
+abandoned, Young took one of his mother's farms. 'I had no more idea
+of farming than of physic or divinity,' nor did he, man of European
+reputation as a farmer though he soon became, ever make farming pay.
+He had an itching pen, and after four years' farming (1763-1766) he
+published the result of his experience. Never, surely, before has an
+author spoken of his first-born as in the autobiography Young speaks
+of this publication:
+
+ 'And the circumstance which perhaps of all others in my life I
+ most deeply regretted and considered as a sin of the blackest dye
+ was the publishing of my experience during these four years,
+ which, speaking as a farmer, was nothing but ignorance, folly,
+ presumption, and rascality.'
+
+None the less, it was writing this rascally book that seems to have
+given him the idea of those agricultural tours which were to make his
+name famous throughout the world. His Southern tour was in 1767, his
+Northern in 1768, and his Eastern in 1770. The subject he specially
+illuminated in these epoch-making books was the rotation of crops,
+though he occasionally diverged upon deep-ploughing and kindred
+themes. The tours excited, for the first time, the agricultural spirit
+of Great Britain, and their author almost at once became a celebrated
+man.
+
+In 1765 Young married the wrong woman, and started upon a career of
+profound matrimonial discomfort, and even misery; a blunt, truthful
+writer, he makes no bones about it. It was an unhappy marriage from
+its beginning in 1765 to its end in 1815. Young himself, though by no
+means vivacious in this autobiography, where he frankly complains of
+himself as having no more wit than a fig, was a very popular person
+with all classes and both sexes. He was an enormous diner-out, and his
+authority as an agriculturist, united to his undeniable charm as a
+companion, threw open to him all the great places in the country. But
+his finances were a perpetual trouble. On carrot seeds and cabbages he
+was an authority, but from 1766-1775 his income never exceeded £300 a
+year. He had an excellent mother, whom he dearly loved, and who with
+the characteristic bluntness of the family bade him think less about
+carrots and more about his Creator. 'You may call all this rubbish if
+you please, but a time will come when you will be convinced whose
+notions are rubbish, yours or mine.' And the old lady was quite right,
+as mothers so frequently turn out to be. In 1778 Young went over to
+Ireland as agent to Lord Kingsborough. He got £500 down, and was to
+have an annual salary of £500 and a house. Young soon got to work, and
+became anxious to persuade his employer to let his lands direct to the
+occupying cottar, and so get rid of the middlemen. This did not suit a
+certain Major Thornhill, a relative and leaseholder, and thereupon a
+pretty plot was hatched. Lady K. had a Catholic governess, a Miss
+Crosby, upon whom it was thought my lord occasionally cast the eye of
+partiality, whilst Arthur himself got on very well with her ladyship,
+who was heard to pronounce him to be, as he was, 'one of the most
+lively, agreeable fellows.' Out of these materials the Major and his
+helpmeet concocted a double plot--namely, to make the lord jealous of
+the steward, and the lady jealous of the governess, and to cause both
+lord and lady respectively to believe that the steward was deeply
+engaged both in abetting the amour of the lord and the governess, and
+in prosecuting his own amour with the lady. The result was that both
+governess and steward got notice to quit; but--and this is very
+Irish--both went off with life annuities, the governess with one of
+£50 per annum, and the steward with one of £72, and, what is still
+more odd, we find Young at the end of his life in receipt of his
+annuity. They were an expensive couple, these two.
+
+In 1780 Young published his _Irish Tour_, which was immediately
+successful and popular in both kingdoms. In it he attacked the bounty
+paid on the land-carriage of corn to Dublin. The bounty was, in the
+session of Parliament next after the publication of Young's book,
+reduced by one-half, and soon given up entirely. Young maintains that
+this saved Ireland £80,000 a year. Nobody seems to have said 'Thank
+you.'
+
+In May, 1783, was born the child 'Bobbin,' whose death, fourteen years
+later, was to change the current of Young's life. The following year
+Arthur Young paid his first visit to France, confining himself,
+however, to Calais and its neighbourhood, and in the same year his
+mother died, and, by an arrangement with his eldest brother, 'this
+patch of landed property,' as Young calls Bradfield, descended upon
+him. His first famous journey in France was made between May and
+November, 1787, and cost the marvellously small sum of £118 15s. 2d.
+His second and third French journeys were made in July, 1788, and in
+June, 1789. The third was the longest, and extended into 1790. Three
+years later Young was appointed, by Pitt, Secretary of the then Board
+of Agriculture. A melancholy account is given by Young of a visit he
+paid Burke at Gregory's in 1796. Young drove there in the chariot of
+his fussy chief, Sir John Sinclair, to discover what Burke's
+intentions might be as to an intended publication of his relating to
+the price of labour. The account, which occupies four pages, is too
+long for quotation. It concludes thus:
+
+ 'I am glad once more to have seen and conversed with the man who I
+ hold to possess the greatest and most brilliant gifts of any penman
+ of the age in which he lived. Whose conversation has often
+ fascinated me, whose eloquence has charmed; whose writings have
+ delighted and instructed the world; whose name will without
+ question descend to the latest posterity. But to behold so great a
+ genius, so deepened with melancholy, stooping with infirmity of
+ body, feeling the anguish of a lacerated mind, and sinking to the
+ grave under accumulated misery--to see all this in a character I
+ venerate, and apparently without resource or comfort, wounded
+ every feeling of my soul, and I left him the next day almost as
+ low-spirited as himself.'
+
+But Young himself was soon to pass into the same Valley of the Shadow,
+not so much of Death as of Joyless Life. His beloved and idolized
+Bobbin died on July 14, 1797. She seems to have been a wise little
+maiden, to whom her father wrote most affectionate letters, full of
+rather unsuitable details, political and financial and otherwise, and
+not scrupling to speak of the child's mother in a disagreeable manner.
+Bobbin replies with delightful composure to these worrying letters:
+
+ 'I have just got six of the most beautiful little rabbits you ever
+ saw; they skip about so prettily you can't think, and I shall have
+ some more in a few weeks. Having had so much physic, I am right
+ down tired of it. I take it still twice a day--my appetite is
+ better. What can you mind politics so for? I don't think about
+ them.--Well, good-bye, and believe me, dear papa, your dutiful
+ Daughter.'
+
+After poor little Bobbin's death, it happened to Arthur Young even as
+his mother foretold. Carrots and crops and farming tours hastily
+retreat, and we find the eminent agriculturist busying himself, with
+the same seriousness and good faith he had devoted to the rotation of
+the crops, with the sermons and treatises of Clarke and Jortin and
+Secker and Tillotson, etc., and all to discover what had become of his
+dear little Bobbin. His outlook upon the world was changed--the great
+parties at Petworth, at Euston, at Woburn struck him differently; the
+huge irreligion of the world filled him as for the first time with
+amazement and horror:
+
+ 'How few years are passed since I should have pushed on eagerly to
+ Woburn! This time twelve months I dined with the Duke on
+ Sunday--the party not very numerous, but chiefly of rank--the
+ entertainment more splendid than usual there. He expects me to-day,
+ but I have more pleasure in resting, going twice to church, and
+ eating a morsel of cold lamb at a very humble inn, than partaking
+ of gaiety and dissipation at a great table which might as well be
+ spread for a company of heathens as English lords and men of
+ fashion.'
+
+It is all mighty fine calling this religious hypochondria and
+depression of spirits. It is one of the facts of life. Young stuck to
+his post, and did his work, and quarrelled with his wife to the end,
+or nearly so. He cannot have been so lively and agreeable a companion
+as of old, for we find him in November, 1806, at Euston, endeavouring
+to impress on the Duke of Grafton that by his tenets he had placed
+himself entirely under the covenant of works, and that he must be
+tried for them, and that 'I would not be in such a situation for ten
+thousand worlds. He was mild and more patient than I expected.'
+Perhaps, after all, Carlyle was not so far wrong when he praised our
+aristocracy for their 'politeness.' In 1808 Young became blind. In
+1815 his wife died. In 1820 he died himself, leaving behind him seven
+packets of manuscript and twelve folio volumes of correspondence.
+
+Young's great work, _Travels during the Years 1787, 1788, and 1789,
+undertaken more particularly with a View of Ascertaining the
+Cultivation, Wealth, Resources, and National Prosperity of the Kingdom
+of France_, published in 1792, is one of those books which will always
+be a great favourite with somebody. It will outlive eloquence and
+outstay philosophy. It contains some famous passages.
+
+
+
+
+THOMAS PAINE
+
+
+Proverbs are said to be but half-truths, but 'give a dog a bad name
+and hang him' is a saying almost as veracious as it is felicitous; and
+to no one can it possibly be applied with greater force than to Thomas
+Paine, the rebellious staymaker, the bankrupt tobacconist, the amazing
+author of _Common-sense_, _The Rights of Man_, and _The Age of Reason_.
+
+Until quite recently Tom Paine lay without the pale of toleration. No
+circle of liberality was constructed wide enough to include him. Even
+the scouted Unitarian scouted Thomas. He was 'the infamous Paine,'
+'the vulgar atheist.' Whenever mentioned in pious discourse it was but
+to be waved on one side as thus: 'No one of my hearers is likely to be
+led astray by the scurrilous blasphemies of Paine.'
+
+I can well remember when an asserted intimacy with the writings of
+Paine marked a man from his fellows and invested him in children's
+minds with a horrid fascination. The writings themselves were only to
+be seen in bookshops of evil reputation, and, when hastily turned over
+with furtive glances, proved to be printed in small type and on
+villainous paper. For a boy to have bought them and taken them inside
+a decent home would have been to run the risk of fierce wrath in this
+life and the threat of it in the next. If ever there was a hung dog,
+his name was Tom Paine.
+
+But History is, as we know, for ever revising her records. None of her
+judgments are final. A life of Thomas Paine, in two portly and
+well-printed volumes, with gilt tops, wide margins, spare leaves at
+the end, and all the other signs and tokens of literary
+respectability, has lately appeared. No President, no Prime
+Minister--nay, no Bishop or Moderator--need hope to have his memoirs
+printed in better style than are these of Thomas Paine, by Mr. Moncure
+D. Conway. Were any additional proof required of the complete
+resuscitation of Paine's reputation, it might be found in the fact
+that his life _is_ in two volumes, though it would have been far
+better told in one.
+
+Mr. Conway believes implicitly in Paine--not merely in his virtue and
+intelligence, but that he was a truly great man, who played a great
+part in human affairs. He will no more admit that Paine was a
+busybody, inflated with conceit and with a strong dash of insolence,
+than he will that Thomas was a drunkard. That Paine's speech was
+undoubtedly plain and his nose undeniably red is as far as Mr. Conway
+will go. If we are to follow the biographer the whole way, we must not
+only unhang the dog, but give him sepulture amongst the sceptred
+Sovereigns who rule us from their urns.
+
+Thomas Paine was born at Thetford, in Norfolk, in January, 1737, and
+sailed for America in 1774, then being thirty-seven years of age. Up
+to this date he was a rank failure. His trade was staymaking, but he
+had tried his hand at many things. He was twice an Excise officer, but
+was twice dismissed the service, the first time for falsely
+pretending to have made certain inspections which, in fact, he had not
+made, and the second time for carrying on business in an excisable
+article--tobacco, to wit--without the leave of the Board. Paine had
+married the tobacconist's business, but neither the marriage nor the
+business prospered; the second was sold by auction, and the first
+terminated by mutual consent.
+
+Mr. Conway labours over these early days of his hero very much, but he
+can make nothing of them. Paine was an Excise officer at Lewes, where,
+so Mr. Conway reminds us, 'seven centuries before Paine opened his
+office in Lewes, came Harold's son, possibly to take charge of the
+Excise as established by Edward the Confessor, just deceased.' This
+device of biographers is a little stale. The Confessor was guiltless
+of the Excise.
+
+Paine's going to America was due to Benjamin Franklin, who made
+Paine's acquaintance in London, and, having the wit to see his
+ability, recommended him 'as a clerk or assistant-tutor in a school or
+assistant-surveyor.' Thus armed, Paine made his appearance in
+Philadelphia, where he at once obtained employment as editor of an
+intended periodical called the _Pennsylvanian Magazine or American
+Museum_, the first number of which appeared in January, 1775. Never
+was anything luckier. Paine was, without knowing it, a born
+journalist. His capacity for writing on the spur of the moment was
+endless, and his delight in doing so boundless. He had no difficulty
+for 'copy', though in those days contributors were few. He needed no
+contributors. He was 'Atlanticus'; he was 'Vox Populi'; he was
+'Aesop.' The unsigned articles were also mostly his. Having at last,
+after many adventures and false starts, found his vocation, Paine
+stuck to it. He spent the rest of his days with a pen in his hand,
+scribbling his advice and obtruding his counsel on men and nations.
+Both were usually of excellent quality.
+
+Paine was also happy in the moment of his arrival in America. The War
+of Independence was imminent, and in April, 1775, occurred 'the
+massacre of Lexington.' The Colonists were angry, but puzzled. They
+hardly knew what they wanted. They lacked a definite opinion to
+entertain and a cry to asseverate. Paine had no doubts. He hated
+British institutions with all the hatred of a civil servant who has
+had 'the sack.'
+
+In January, 1776, he published his pamphlet _Common-sense_, which must
+be ranked with the most famous pamphlets ever written. It is difficult
+to wade through now, but even _The Conduct of the Allies_ is not easy
+reading, and yet between Paine and Swift there is a great gulf fixed.
+The keynote of _Common-sense_ was separation once and for ever, and
+the establishment of a great Republic of the West. It hit between wind
+and water, had a great sale, and made its author a personage and, in
+his own opinion, a divinity.
+
+Paine now became the penman of the rebels. His series of manifestoes,
+entitled _The Crisis_, were widely read and carried healing on their
+wings, and in 1777 he was elected Secretary to the Committee of
+Foreign Affairs. Charles Lamb once declared that Rousseau was a good
+enough Jesus Christ for the French, and he was capable of declaring
+Tom Paine a good enough Milton for the Yankees. However that may be,
+Paine was an indefatigable and useful public servant. He was a bad
+gauger for King George, but he was an admirable scribe for a
+revolution conducted on constitutional principles.
+
+To follow his history through the war would be tedious. What
+Washington and Jefferson really thought of him we shall never know.
+He was never mercenary, but his pride was wounded that so little
+recognition of his astounding services was forthcoming. The
+ingratitude of Kings was a commonplace; the ingratitude of peoples an
+unpleasing novelty. But Washington bestirred himself at last, and
+Paine was voted an estate of 277 acres, more or less, and a sum of
+money. This was in 1784.
+
+Three years afterwards Thomas visited England, where he kept good
+company and was very usefully employed engineering, for which
+excellent pursuit he would appear to have had great natural aptitude.
+Blackfriars Bridge had just tumbled down, and it was Paine's laudable
+ambition to build its successor in iron. But the Bastille fell down as
+well as Blackfriars Bridge, and was too much for Paine. As Mr. Conway
+beautifully puts it: 'But again the Cause arose before him; he must
+part from all--patent interests, literary leisure, fine society--and
+take the hand of Liberty undowered, but as yet unstained. He must beat
+his bridge-iron into a key that shall unlock the British Bastille,
+whose walls he sees steadily closing around the people.' 'Miching
+mallecho--this means mischief;' and so it proved.
+
+Burke is responsible for the _Rights of Man_. This splendid
+sentimentalist published his _Reflections on the Revolution in France_
+in November, 1790. Paine immediately sat down in the Angel, Islington,
+and began his reply. He was not unqualified to answer Burke; he had
+fought a good fight between the years 1775 and 1784. Mr. Conway has
+some ground for his epigram, 'where Burke had dabbled, Paine had
+dived.' There is nothing in the _Rights of Man_ which would now
+frighten, though some of its expressions might still shock, a
+lady-in-waiting; but to profess Republicanism in 1791 was no joke, and
+the book was proclaimed and Paine prosecuted. Acting upon the advice
+of William Blake (the truly sublime), Paine escaped to France, where
+he was elected by three departments to a seat in the Convention, and
+in that Convention he sat from September, 1792, to December, 1793,
+when he was found quarters in the Luxembourg Prison.
+
+This invitation to foreigners to take part in the conduct of the
+French Revolution was surely one of the oddest things that ever
+happened, but Paine thought it natural enough so far, at least, as he
+was concerned. He could not speak a word of French, and all his
+harangues had to be translated and read to the Convention by a
+secretary, whilst Thomas stood smirking in the Tribune. His behaviour
+throughout was most creditable to him. He acted with the Girondists,
+and strongly opposed and voted against the murder of the King. His
+notion of a revolution was one by pamphlet, and he shrank from deeds
+of blood. His whole position was false and ridiculous. He really
+counted for nothing. The members of the Convention grew tired of his
+doctrinaire harangues, which, in fact, bored them not a little; but
+they respected his enthusiasm and the part he had played in America,
+whither they would gladly he had returned. Who put him in prison is a
+mystery. Mr. Conway thinks it was the American Minister in Paris,
+Gouverneur Morris. He escaped the guillotine, and was set free after
+ten months' confinement.
+
+All this time Washington had not moved a finger in behalf of the
+author of _Common-sense_ and _The Crisis_. Amongst Paine's papers this
+epigram was found:
+
+ 'ADVICE TO THE STATUARY WHO IS TO EXECUTE THE
+ STATUE OF WASHINGTON.
+
+ Take from the mine the coldest, hardest stone;
+ It needs no fashion--it is Washington.
+ But if you chisel, let the stroke be rude,
+ And on his heart engrave--"Ingratitude."'
+
+This is hard hitting.
+
+So far we have only had the Republican Paine, the outlaw Paine; the
+atheist Paine has not appeared. He did so in the _Age of Reason_,
+first published in 1794-1795. The object of this book was religious.
+Paine was a vehement believer in God and in the Divine government of
+the world, but he was not, to put it mildly, a Bible Christian. Nobody
+now is ever likely to read the _Age of Reason_ for instruction or
+amusement. Who now reads even Mr. Greg's _Creed of Christendom_, which
+is in effect, though not in substance, the same kind of book? Paine
+was a coarse writer, without refinement of nature, and he used brutal
+expressions and hurled his vulgar words about in a manner certain to
+displease. Still, despite it all, the _Age of Reason_ is a religious
+book, though a singularly unattractive one.
+
+Paine remained in France advocating all kinds of things, including a
+descent on England, the abduction of the Royal Family, and a Free
+Constitution. Napoleon sought him out, and assured him that he
+(Napoleon) slept with the _Rights of Man_ under his pillow. Paine
+believed him.
+
+In 1802 Paine returned to America, after fifteen years' absence.
+
+'Thou stricken friend of man,' exclaims Mr. Conway in a fine passage,
+'who hast appealed from the God of Wrath to the God of Humanity, see
+in the distance that Maryland coast which early voyagers called
+Avalon, and sing again your song when first stepping on that shore
+twenty-seven years ago.'
+
+The rest of Paine's life was spent in America without distinction or
+much happiness. He continued writing to the last, and died bravely on
+the morning of June 8, 1809.
+
+The Americans did not appreciate Paine's theology, and in 1819 allowed
+Cobbett to carry the bones of the author of _Common-sense_ to England,
+where--'as rare things will,' so, at least, Mr. Browning sings--they
+vanished. Nobody knows what has become of them.
+
+As a writer Paine has no merits of a lasting character, but he had a
+marvellous journalistic knack for inventing names and headings. He is
+believed to have concocted the two phrases 'The United States of
+America' and 'The Religion of Humanity.' Considering how little he had
+read, his discourses on the theory of government are wonderful, and
+his views generally were almost invariably liberal, sensible, and
+humane. What ruined him was an intolerable self-conceit, which led him
+to believe that his own productions superseded those of other men. He
+knew off by heart, and was fond of repeating, his own _Common-sense_
+and the _Rights of Man_. He was destitute of the spirit of research,
+and was wholly without one shred of humility. He was an oddity, a
+character, but he never took the first step towards becoming a great
+man.
+
+
+
+
+CHARLES BRADLAUGH[A]
+
+
+ [Footnote A: _Charles Bradlaugh: A Record of His Life and Work_. By
+ his daughter, Hypatia Bradlaugh Bonner. Two vols. London: T. Fisher
+ Unwin, 1894.]
+
+Mr. Bradlaugh was a noticeable man, and his life, even though it
+appears in the unwelcome but familiar shape of two octavo volumes, is
+a noticeable book. It is useless to argue with biographers; they, at
+all events, are neither utilitarians nor opportunists, but idealists
+pure and simple. What is the good of reminding them, being so
+majestical, of Guizot's pertinent remark, 'that if a book is
+unreadable it will not be read,' or of the older saying, 'A great book
+is a great evil'? for all such observations they simply put on one
+side as being, perhaps, true for others, but not for them. Had _Mr.
+Bradlaugh's Life_ been just half the size it would have had, at least,
+twice as many readers.
+
+The pity is all the greater because Mrs. Bonner has really performed a
+difficult task after a noble fashion and in a truly pious spirit. Her
+father's life was a melancholy one, and it became her duty as his
+biographer to break a silence on painful subjects about which he had
+preferred to say nothing. His reticence was a manly reticence; though
+a highly sensitive mortal, he preferred to put up with calumny rather
+than lay bare family sorrows and shame. His daughter, though compelled
+to break this silence, has done so in a manner full of dignity and
+feeling. The ruffians who in times past slandered the moral character
+of Bradlaugh will not probably read his life, nor, if they did, would
+they repent of their baseness. The willingness to believe everything
+evil of an adversary is incurable, springing as it does from a habit
+of mind. It was well said by Mr. Mill: 'I have learned from experience
+that many false opinions may be exchanged for true ones, without in
+the least altering the habits of mind of which false opinions are the
+result.' Now that Mr. Bradlaugh is dead, no purpose is served by
+repeating false accusations as to his treatment of his wife, or of his
+pious brother, or as to his disregard of family ties; but the next
+atheist who crops up must not expect any more generous treatment than
+Bradlaugh received from that particularly odious class of persons of
+whom it has been wittily said that so great is their zeal for
+religion, they have never time to say their prayers.
+
+Mr. Bradlaugh will, I suppose, be hereafter described in the
+dictionaries of biography as 'Freethinker and Politician.' Of the
+politician there is here no need to speak. He was a Radical of the
+old-fashioned type. When he first stood for Northampton in 1868, his
+election address was made up of tempting dishes, which afterwards
+composed Mr. Chamberlain's famous but unauthorized programme of 1885,
+with minority representation thrown in. Unpopular thinkers who have
+been pelted with stones by Christians, slightly the worse for liquor,
+are apt to think well of minorities. Mr. Bradlaugh's Radicalism had
+an individualistic flavour. He thought well of thrift, thereby
+incurring censure. Mr. Bradlaugh's politics are familiar enough. What
+about his freethinking? English freethinkers may be divided into two
+classes--those who have been educated and those who have had to
+educate themselves. The former class might apply to their own case the
+language once employed by Dr. Newman to describe himself and his
+brethren of the Oratory:
+
+ 'We have been nourished for the greater part of our lives in the
+ bosom of the great schools and universities of Protestant England;
+ we have been the foster foster-sons of the Edwards and Henries, the
+ Wykehams and Wolseys, of whom Englishmen are wont to make so much;
+ we have grown up amid hundreds of contemporaries, scattered at
+ present all over the country in those special ranks of society
+ which are the very walk of a member of the legislature.'
+
+These first-class free-thinkers have an excellent time of it, and, to
+use a fashionable phrase, 'do themselves very well indeed.' They move
+freely in society; their books lie on every table; they hob-a-nob with
+Bishops; and when they come to die, their orthodox relations gather
+round them, and lay them in the earth 'in the sure and certain
+hope'--so, at least, priestly lips are found willing to assert--'of
+the resurrection to eternal life through our Lord Jesus Christ.' And
+yet there was not a dogma of the Christian faith in which they were in
+a position to profess their belief.
+
+The free-thinkers of the second class, poor fellows! have hitherto led
+very different lives. Their foster-parents have been poverty and
+hardship; their school education has usually terminated at eleven; all
+their lives they have been desperately poor; alone, unaided, they
+have been left to fight the battle of a Free Press.
+
+Richard Carlile, as honourable a man as most, and between whose
+religious opinions and (let us say) Lord Palmerston's there was
+probably no difference worth mentioning, spent nine out of the
+fifty-two years of his life in prison. Attorney-Generals, and, indeed,
+every degree of prosecuting counsel have abused this kind of
+free-thinker, not merely with professional impunity, but amidst
+popular applause. Judges, speaking with emotion, have exhibited the
+utmost horror of atheistical opinions, and have railed in good set
+terms at the wretch who has been dragged before them, and have then,
+at the rising of the court, proceeded to their club and played cards
+till dinner-time with a first-class free-thinker for partner.
+
+This is natural and easily accounted for, but we need not be surprised
+if, in the biographies of second-class freethinkers, bitterness is
+occasionally exhibited towards the well-to-do brethren who decline
+what Dr. Bentley, in his Boyle Lectures, called 'the public odium and
+resentment of the magistrate.'
+
+Mr. Bradlaugh was a freethinker of the second class. His father was a
+solicitor's clerk on a salary which never exceeded £2 2s. a week; his
+mother had been a nursery-maid; and he himself was born in 1833 in
+Bacchus Walk, Hoxton. At seven he went to a national school, but at
+eleven his school education ended, and he became an office-boy. At
+fourteen he was a wharf-clerk and cashier to a coal-merchant. His
+parents were not much addicted to church-going, but Charles was from
+the first a serious boy, and became at a somewhat early age a
+Sunday-school teacher at St. Peter's, Hackney Road. The incumbent, in
+order to prepare him for Confirmation, set him to work to extract the
+Thirty-nine Articles out of the four Gospels. Unhappy task, worthy to
+be described by the pen of the biographer of John Sterling. The
+youthful wharfinger could not find the Articles in the Gospels, and
+informed the Rev. J.G. Packer of the fact. His letter conveying this
+intelligence is not forthcoming, and probably enough contained
+offensive matter, for Mr. Packer seems at once to have denounced young
+Bradlaugh as one engaged in atheistical inquiries, to have suspended
+him from the Sunday-school, to have made it very disagreeable for him
+at home and with his employer, and to have wound up by giving him
+three days to change his views or to lose his place.
+
+Mr. Packer has been well abused, but it has never been the fashion to
+treat youthful atheists with much respect. When Coleridge confided to
+the Rev. James Boyer that he (S.T. Coleridge) was inclined to atheism,
+the reverend gentleman had him stripped and flogged. Mr. Packer,
+however, does seem to have been too hasty, for Bradlaugh did not
+formally abandon his beliefs until some months after his suspension.
+He retired for a short season, and studied Hebrew under Mr. James
+Savage, of Circus Street, Marylebone. He emerged an unbeliever, aged
+sixteen. Expelled from his wharf, he sold coal on commission, but his
+principal, if not his only customer, the wife of a baker, discovering
+that he was an infidel, gave him no more orders, being afraid, so she
+said, that her bread would smell of brimstone.
+
+In 1850 Bradlaugh published his first pamphlet, _A Few Words on the
+Christian Creed_, and dedicated it to the unhappy Mr. Packer. But
+starvation stared him in the face, and in the same year he enlisted in
+the 7th Dragoon Guards, and spent the next three years in Ireland,
+where he earned a good character, and on more occasions than one
+showed that adroitness for which he was afterwards remarkable.
+
+In October, 1853, his mother and sister with great difficulty raised
+the £30 necessary to buy his discharge, and Bradlaugh returned to
+London, not only full grown, but well fed. Had he not taken the
+Queen's shilling he never would have lived to fight the battle he did.
+
+He became a solicitor's clerk on a miserably small pay, and took to
+lecturing as 'Iconoclast.' In 1855 he was married at St. Philip's
+Church, Stepney. His lectures and discussions began to assume great
+proportions, and covered more than twenty years of his life. Terribly
+hard work they were. Profits there were none, or next to none. Few men
+have endured greater hardships.
+
+In 1860 the _National Reformer_ was started, and his warfare in the
+courts began. In 1868 he first stood for Northampton, which he
+unsuccessfully contested three times. In April, 1880, he was returned
+to Parliament, and then began the famous struggle with which the
+constitutional historian will have to deal. After this date the facts
+are well known. Bradlaugh died on January 30, 1891.
+
+His life was a hard one from beginning to end. He had no advantages.
+Nobody really helped him or influenced him or mollified him. He had
+never either money or repose; he had no time to travel, except as a
+propagandist, no time to acquire knowledge for its own sake; he was
+often abused but seldom criticised. In a single sentence, he was never
+taught the extent of his own ignorance.
+
+His attitude towards the Christian religion and the Bible was a
+perfectly fair one, and ought not to have brought down upon him any
+abuse whatever. There are more ways than one of dealing with religion.
+It may be approached as a mystery or as a series of events supported
+by testimony. If the evidence is trustworthy, if the witnesses are
+irreproachable, if they submit successfully to examination and
+cross-examination, then, however remarkable or out of the way may be
+the facts to which they depose, they are entitled to be believed. This
+is a mode of treatment with which we are all familiar, whether as
+applied to the Bible or to the authority of the Church. Nobody is
+expected to believe in the authority of the Church until satisfied
+by the exercise of his reason that the Church in question possesses
+'the notes' of a true Church. This was the aspect of the question
+which engaged Bradlaugh's attention. He was critical, legal. He
+took objections, insisted on discrepancies, cross-examined as to
+credibility, and came to the conclusion that the case for the
+supernatural was not made out. And this he did not after the
+first-class fashion in the study or in octavo volumes, but in the
+street. His audiences were not Mr. Mudie's subscribers, but men and
+women earning weekly wages. The coarseness of his language, the
+offensiveness of his imagery, have been greatly exaggerated. It is now
+a good many years since I heard him lecture in a northern town on the
+Bible to an audience almost wholly composed of artisans. He was bitter
+and aggressive, but the treatment he was then experiencing accounted
+for this. As an avowed atheist he received no quarter, and he might
+fairly say with Wilfred Osbaldistone, 'It's hard I should get raps
+over the costard, and only pay you back in make-believes.'
+
+It was not what Bradlaugh said, but the people he said it to, that
+drew down upon him the censure of the magistrate, and (unkindest cut
+of all) the condemnation of the House of Commons.
+
+Of all the evils from which the lovers of religion do well to pray
+that their faith may be delivered, the worst is that it should ever
+come to be discussed across the floor of the House of Commons. The
+self-elected champions of the Christian faith who then ride into the
+lists are of a kind well calculated to make Piety hide her head for
+very shame. Rowdy noblemen, intemperate country gentlemen, sterile
+lawyers, cynical but wealthy sceptics who maintain religion as another
+fence round their property, hereditary Nonconformists whose God is
+respectability and whose goal a baronetcy, contrive, with a score or
+two of bigots thrown in, to make a carnival of folly, a veritable
+devil's dance of blasphemy. The debates on Bradlaugh's oath-taking
+extended over four years, and will make melancholy reading for
+posterity. Two figures, and two figures only, stand out in solitary
+grandeur, those of a Quaker and an Anglican--Bright and Gladstone.
+
+The conclusion which an attentive reading of Mr. Bradlaugh's biography
+forces upon me is that in all probability he was the last freethinker
+who will be exposed, for many a long day (it would be more than
+usually rash to write 'ever'), to pains and penalties for uttering his
+unbelief. It is true the Blasphemy Laws are not yet repealed; it may
+be true for all I know that Christianity is still part and parcel
+of the common law; it is possibly an indictable offence to lend
+_Literature and Dogma_ and _God and the Bible_ to a friend; but,
+however these things may be, Mr. Bradlaugh's stock-in-trade is now
+free of the market-place, where just at present, at all events, its
+price is low. It has become pretty plain that neither the Fortress of
+Holy Scripture nor the Rock of Church Authority is likely to be taken
+by storm. The Mystery of Creation, the unsolvable problem of matter,
+continue to press upon us more heavily than ever. Neither by Paleys
+nor by Bradlaughs will religion be either bolstered up or pulled down.
+Sceptics and Sacramentarians must be content to put up with one
+another's vagaries for some time to come. Indeed, the new socialists,
+though at present but poor theologians (one hasty reading of _Lux
+Mundi_ does not make a theologian), are casting favourable eyes
+upon Sacramentarianism, deeming it to have a distinct flavour of
+Collectivism. Calvinism, on the other hand, is considered repulsively
+individualistic, being based upon the notion that it is the duty of
+each man to secure his own salvation.
+
+But whether Bradlaugh was the last of his race or not, he was a
+brave man whose life well deserves an honourable place amongst the
+biographies of those Radicals who have suffered in the cause of
+Free-thought, and into the fruits of whose labours others have
+entered.
+
+
+
+
+DISRAELI _EX RELATIONE_ SIR WILLIAM FRASER
+
+
+The late Sir William Fraser was not, I have been told, a popular
+person in that society about which he thought so much, and his book,
+_Disraeli and His Day_, did not succeed in attracting much of the
+notice of the general reader, and failed, so I, at least, have been
+made to understand, to win a verdict of approval from the really well
+informed.
+
+I consider the book a very good one, in the sense of being valuable.
+Whatever your mood may be, that of the moralist, cynic, satirist,
+humourist, whether you love, pity, or despise your fellow-man, here is
+grist for your mill. It feeds the mind.
+
+Although in form the book is but a stringing together of stories,
+incidents, and aphorisms, still the whole produces a distinct effect.
+To state what that effect is would be, I suppose, the higher
+criticism. It is not altogether disagreeable; it is decidedly amusing;
+it is clever and somewhat contemptible. Sir William Fraser was a
+baronet who thought well of his order. He desiderated a tribunal to
+determine the right to the title, and he opined that the courtesy
+prefix of 'Honourable,' which once, it appears, belonged to baronets,
+should be restored to them. Apart from these opinions, ridiculous and
+peculiar, Sir William Fraser stands revealed in this volume as cast in
+a familiar mould. The words 'gentleman,' 'White's,' 'Society,' often
+flow from his pen, and we may be sure were engraven on his heart. He
+had seen a world wrecked. When he was young, so he tells his readers,
+the world consisted of at least three, and certainly not more than
+five, hundred persons who were accustomed night after night during the
+season to make their appearance at a certain number of houses, which
+are affectionately enumerated. A new face at any one of these
+gatherings immediately attracted attention, as, indeed, it is easy to
+believe it would. 'Anything for a change,' as somebody observes in
+_Pickwick_.
+
+This is the atmosphere of the book, and Sir William breathes in it
+very pleasantly. Endowed by Nature with a retentive memory and a
+literary taste, active if singular, he may be discovered in his own
+pages moving up and down, in and out of society, supplying and
+correcting quotations, and gratifying the vanity of distinguished
+authors by remembering their own writings better than they did
+themselves. The book makes one clearly comprehend what a monstrous
+clever fellow the rank and file of the Tory party must have felt Sir
+William Fraser to be. This, however, is only background. In the front
+of the picture we have the mysterious outlines, the strange
+personality, struggling between the bizarre and the romantic, of 'the
+Jew,' as big George Bentinck was ever accustomed to denominate his
+leader. Sir William Fraser's Disraeli is a very different figure from
+Sir Stafford Northcote's. The myth about the pocket Sophocles is
+rudely exploded. Sir William is certain that Disraeli could not have
+construed a chapter of the Greek Testament. He found such mythology
+as he required where many an honest fellow has found it before him--in
+Lemprière's Dictionary. His French accent, as Sir William records it,
+was most satisfactory, and a conclusive proof of his _bonâ-fides_.
+Disraeli, it is clear, cared as little for literature as he did for
+art. He admired Gray, as every man with a sense for epithet must; he
+studied Junius, whose style, so Sir William Fraser believes, he
+surpassed in his 'Runnymede' letters. Sir William Fraser kindly
+explains the etymology of this strange word 'Runnymede,' as he also
+does that of 'Parliament,' which he says is '_Parliamo mente_' (Let us
+speak our minds). Sir William clearly possessed the learning denied to
+his chief.
+
+Beyond apparently imposing upon Sir Stafford Northcote, Disraeli
+himself never made any vain pretensions to be devoted to pursuits for
+which he did not care a rap. He once dreamt of an epic poem, and his
+early ambition urged him a step or two in that direction, but his
+critical faculty, which, despite all his monstrosities of taste, was
+vital, restrained him from making a fool of himself, and he forswore
+the muse, puffed the prostitute away, and carried his very saleable
+wares to another market, where his efforts were crowned with
+prodigious success. Sir William Fraser introduces his great man to us
+as observing, in reply to a question, that revenge was the passion
+which gives pleasure the latest. A man, he continued, will enjoy that
+when even avarice has ceased to please. As a matter of fact, Disraeli
+himself was neither avaricious nor revengeful, and, as far as one can
+judge, was never tempted to be either. This is the fatal defect of
+almost all Disraeli's aphorisms: they are dead words, whilst the
+words of a true aphorism have veins filled with the life of their
+utterer. Nothing of this sort ever escaped the lips of our modern
+Sphinx. If he had any faiths, any deep convictions, any rooted
+principles, he held his tongue about them. He was, Sir William tells
+us, an indolent man. It is doubtful whether he ever did, apart from
+the preparation and delivery of his speeches, what would be called by
+a professional man a hard day's work in his life. He had courage, wit,
+insight, instinct, prevision, and a thorough persuasion that he
+perfectly understood the materials he had to work upon and the tools
+within his reach. Perhaps no man ever gauged more accurately or more
+profoundly despised that 'world' Sir William Fraser so pathetically
+laments. For folly, egotism, vanity, conceit, and stupidity, he had an
+amazing eye. He could not, owing to his short sight, read men's faces
+across the floor of the House, but he did not require the aid of any
+optic nerve to see the petty secrets of their souls. His best sayings
+have men's weaknesses for their text. Sir William's book gives many
+excellent examples. One laughs throughout.
+
+Sir William would have us believe that in later life Disraeli clung
+affectionately to dulness--to gentle dulness. He did not want to be
+surrounded by wits. He had been one himself in his youth, and he
+questioned their sincerity. It would almost appear from passages in
+the book that Disraeli found even Sir William Fraser too pungent for
+him. Once, we are told, the impenetrable Prime Minister quailed before
+Sir William's reproachful oratory. The story is not of a cock and a
+bull, but of a question put in the House of Commons by Sir William,
+who was snubbed by the Home Secretary, who was cheered by Disraeli.
+This was intolerable, and accordingly next day, being, as good luck
+would have it, a Friday, when, as all men and members know, 'it is in
+the power of any member to bring forward any topic he may choose,' Sir
+William naturally chose the topic nearest to his heart, and 'said a
+few words on my wrongs.'
+
+ 'During my performance I watched Disraeli narrowly. I could not see
+ his face, but I noticed that whenever I became in any way
+ disagreeable--in short, whenever my words really bit--they were
+ invariably followed by one movement. Sitting as he always did with
+ his right knee over his left, whenever the words touched him he
+ moved the pendant leg twice or three times, then curved his foot
+ upwards. I could observe no other sign of emotion, but this was
+ distinct. Some years afterwards, on a somewhat more important
+ occasion at the Conference at Berlin, a great German philosopher,
+ Herr ----, went to Berlin on purpose to study Disraeli's character.
+ He said afterwards that he was most struck by the more than Indian
+ stoicism which Disraeli showed. To this there was one exception.
+ "Like all men of his race, he has one sign of emotion which never
+ fails to show itself--the movement of the leg that is crossed over
+ the other, and of the foot!" The person who told me this had never
+ heard me hint, nor had anyone, that I had observed this peculiar
+ symptom on the earlier occasion to which I have referred.'
+
+Statesmen of Jewish descent, with a reputation for stoicism to
+preserve, would do well to learn from this story not to swing their
+crossed leg when tired. The great want about Mr. Disraeli is something
+to hang the countless anecdotes about him upon. Most remarkable men
+have some predominant feature of character round which you can build
+your general conception of them, or, at all events, there has been
+some great incident in their lives for ever connected with their
+names, and your imagination mixes the man and the event together. Who
+can think of Peel without remembering the Corn Laws and the
+reverberating sentence: 'I shall leave a name execrated by every
+monopolist who, for less honourable motives, clamours for Protection
+because it conduces to his own individual benefit; but it may be that
+I shall leave a name sometimes remembered with expressions of
+good-will in the abode of those whose lot it is to labour and to earn
+their daily bread with the sweat of their brow, when they shall
+recruit their exhausted strength with abundant and untaxed food, the
+sweeter because it is no longer leavened with a sense of injustice.'
+But round what are our memories of Disraeli to cluster? Sir William
+Fraser speaks rapturously of his wondrous mind and of his intellect,
+but where is posterity to look for evidences of either? Certainly not
+in Sir William's book, which shows us a wearied wit and nothing more.
+Carlyle once asked, 'How long will John Bull permit this absurd
+monkey'--meaning Mr. Disraeli--'to dance upon his stomach?' The
+question was coarsely put, but there is nothing in Sir William's book
+to make one wonder it should have been asked. Mr. Disraeli lived to
+offer Carlyle the Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath, and that, in
+Sir William's opinion, is enough to dispose of Carlyle's vituperation;
+but, after all, the Grand Cross is no answer to anything except an
+application for it.
+
+A great many other people are made to cross Sir William Fraser's
+stage. His comments upon them are lively, independent, and original.
+He liked Cobden and hated Bright. The reason for this he makes quite
+plain. He thinks he detected in Cobden a deprecatory manner--a
+recognition of the sublime truth that he, Richard Cobden, had not been
+half so well educated as the mob of Tories he was addressing. Bright,
+on the other band, was fat and rude, and thought that most country
+gentlemen and town-bred wits were either fools or fribbles. This was
+intolerable. Here was a man who not only could not have belonged to
+the 'world,' but honestly did not wish to, and was persuaded--the
+gross fellow--that he and his world were better in every respect than
+the exclusive circles which listened to Sir William Fraser's _bon
+mots_ and tags from the poets. Certainly there was nothing deprecatory
+about John Bright. He could be quite as insolent in his way as any
+aristocrat in his. He had a habit, we are told, of slowly getting up
+and walking out of the House in the middle of Mr. Disraeli's speeches,
+and just when that ingenious orator was leading up to a carefully
+prepared point, and then immediately returning behind the Speaker's
+chair. If this is true, it was perhaps rude, but nobody can deny that
+it is a Tory dodge of indicating disdain. What was really irritating
+about Mr. Bright was that his disdain was genuine. He did think very
+little of the Tory party, and he did not care one straw for the
+opinion of society. He positively would not have cared to have been
+made a baronet. Sir William Fraser seems to have been really fond of
+Disraeli, and the very last time he met his great man in the Carlton
+Club he told him a story too broad to be printed. The great man
+pronounced it admirable, and passed on his weary way.
+
+
+
+
+A CONNOISSEUR
+
+
+It must always be rash to speak positively about human nature, whose
+various types of character are singularly tough, and endure, if not
+for ever, for a very long time; yet some types do seem to show signs
+of wearing out. The connoisseur, for example, here in England is
+hardly what he was. He has specialized, and behind him there is now
+the bottomless purse of the multi-millionaire, who buys as he is
+bidden, and has no sense of prices. If the multi-millionaire wants a
+thing, why should he not have it? The gaping mob, penniless but
+appreciative, looks on and cheers his pluck.
+
+Mr. Frederick Locker, about whom I wish to write a few lines, was an
+old-world connoisseur, the shy recesses of whose soul Addison might
+have penetrated in the page of a _Spectator_--and a delicate operation
+it would have been.
+
+My father-in-law was only once in the witness-box. I had the felicity
+to see him there. It was a dispute about the price of a picture, and
+in the course of his very short evidence he hazarded the opinion that
+the grouping of the figures (they were portraits) was in bad taste.
+The Judge, the late Mr. Justice Cave, an excellent lawyer of the old
+school, snarled out, 'Do you think you could explain to _me_ what is
+taste?' Mr. Locker surveyed the Judge through the eye-glass which
+seemed almost part of his being, with a glance modest, deferential,
+deprecatory, as if suggesting 'Who am _I_ to explain anything to
+_you_?' but at the same time critical, ironical, and humorous. It was
+but for one brief moment; the eyeglass dropped, and there came the
+mournful answer, as from a man baffled at all points: 'No, my lord; I
+should find it impossible!' The Judge grunted a ready, almost a
+cheerful, assent.
+
+Properly to describe Mr. Locker, you ought to be able to explain both
+to judge and jury what you mean by taste. He sometimes seemed to me to
+be _all_ taste. Whatever subject he approached--was it the mystery of
+religion, or the moralities of life, a poem or a print, a bit of old
+china or a human being--whatever it might be, it was along the avenue
+of taste that he gently made his way up to it. His favourite word of
+commendation was _pleasing_, and if he ever brought himself to say
+(and he was not a man who scattered his judgments, rather was he
+extremely reticent of them) of a man, and still more of a woman, that
+he or she was _unpleasing_, you almost shuddered at the fierceness of
+the condemnation, knowing, as all Locker's intimate friends could not
+help doing, what the word meant to him. 'Attractive' was another of
+his critical instruments. He meets Lord Palmerston, and does not find
+him 'attractive' (_My Confidences_, p. 155).
+
+This is a temperament which when cultivated, as it was in Mr. Locker's
+case, by a life-long familiarity with beautiful things in all the arts
+and crafts, is apt to make its owner very susceptible to what some
+stirring folk may not unjustly consider the trifles of life. Sometimes
+Locker might seem to overlook the dominant features, the main object
+of the existence, either of a man or of some piece of man's work, in
+his sensitively keen perception of the beauty, or the lapse from
+beauty, of some trait of character or bit of workmanship. This may
+have been so. Mr. Locker was more at home, more entirely his own
+delightful self, when he was calling your attention to some humorous
+touch in one of Bewick's tail-pieces, or to some plump figure in a
+group by his favourite Stothard than when handling a Michael Angelo
+drawing or an amazing Blake. Yet, had it been his humour, he could
+have played the showman to Michael Angelo and Blake at least as well
+as to Bewick, Stothard, or Chodowiecki. But a modesty, marvellously
+mingled with irony, was of the very essence of his nature. No man
+expatiated less. He never expounded anything in his born days; he very
+soon wearied of those he called 'strong' talkers. His critical method
+was in a conversational manner to direct your attention to something
+in a poem or a picture, to make a brief suggestion or two, perhaps to
+apply an epithet, and it was all over, but your eyes were opened.
+Rapture he never professed, his tones were never loud enough to
+express enthusiasm, but his enjoyment of what he considered good,
+wherever he found it--and he was regardless of the set judgments of
+the critics--was most intense and intimate. His feeling for anything
+he liked was fibrous: he clung to it. For all his rare books and
+prints, if he liked a thing he was very tolerant of its _format_. He
+would cut a drawing out of a newspaper, frame it, hang it up, and be
+just as tender towards it as if it were an impression with the unique
+_remarque_.
+
+Mr. Locker had probably inherited his virtuoso's whim from his
+ancestors. His great-grandfather was certified by Johnson in his life
+of Addison to be a gentleman 'eminent for curiosity and literature,'
+and though his grandfather, the Commodore, who lives for ever in our
+history as the man who taught Nelson the lesson that saved an
+Empire--'Lay a Frenchman close, and you will beat him'--was no
+collector, his father, Edward Hawke Locker, though also a naval man,
+was not only the friend of Sir Walter Scott, but a most judicious
+buyer of pictures, prints, and old furniture.
+
+Frederick Locker was born in 1821, in Greenwich Hospital, where Edward
+Hawke Locker was Civil Commissioner. His mother was the daughter of
+one of the greatest book-buyers of his time, a man whose library it
+took nine days to disperse--the Rev. Jonathan Boucher, the friend and
+opponent of George Washington, an ecclesiastic who might have been
+first Bishop of Edinburgh, but who died a better thing, the Vicar of
+Epsom.
+
+Frederick Locker grew up among pretty things in the famous hospital.
+Water-colours by Lawrence, Prout, Girtin, Turner, Chinnery, Paul
+Sandby, Cipriani, and other masters; casts after Canova; mezzotints
+after Sir Joshua; Hogarth's famous picture of David Garrick and his
+wife, now well hung in Windsor Castle, were about him, and early
+attracted his observant eye. Yet the same things were about his elder
+brother Arthur, an exceedingly clever fellow, who remained quite
+curiously impervious to the impressiveness of pretty things all his
+days.
+
+Locker began collecting on his own account after his marriage, in
+1850, to a daughter of Lord Byron's enemy, the Lord Elgin, who brought
+the marbles from Athens to Bloomsbury. His first object, at least so
+he thought, was to make his rooms pretty. From the beginning of his
+life as a connoisseur he spared himself no pains, often trudging
+miles, when not wanted at the Admiralty Office, in search of his prey.
+If any mercantile-minded friend ever inquired what anything had cost,
+he would be answered with a rueful smile, 'Much shoe leather.' He
+began with old furniture, china, and bric-à-brac, which ere long
+somewhat inconveniently filled his small rooms. Prices rose, and means
+in those days were as small as the rooms. No more purchases of Louis
+Seize and blue majolica and Palissy ware could be made. Drawings by
+the old masters and small pictures were the next objects of the chase.
+Here again the long purses were soon on his track, and the pursuit had
+to be abandoned, but not till many treasures had been garnered. Last
+of all he became a book-hunter, beginning with little volumes of
+poetry and the drama from 1590 to 1610; and as time went on the
+boundaries expanded, but never so as to include black letter.
+
+I dare not say Mr. Locker had all the characteristics of a great
+collector, or that he was entirely free from the whimsicalities of the
+tribe of connoisseurs, but he was certainly endowed with the chief
+qualifications for the pursuit of rarities, and remained clear of the
+unpleasant vices that so often mar men's most innocent avocations. Mr.
+Locker always knew what he wanted and what he did not want, and never
+could be persuaded to take the one for the other; he did not grow
+excited in the presence of the quarry; he had patience to wait, and
+to go on waiting, and he seldom lacked courage to buy.
+
+He rode his own hobby-horse, never employing experts as buyers. For
+quantity he had no stomach. He shrank from numbers. He was not a
+Bodleian man; he had not the sinews to grapple with libraries. He was
+the connoisseur throughout. Of the huge acquisitiveness of a Heber or
+a Huth he had not a trace. He hated a crowd, of whatsoever it was
+composed. He was apt to apologize for his possessions, and to
+depreciate his tastes. As for boasting of a treasure, he could as
+easily have eaten beef at breakfast.
+
+So delicate a spirit, armed as it was for purposes of defence with a
+rare gift of irony and a very shrewd insight into the weaknesses and
+noisy falsettos of life, was sure to be misunderstood. The dull and
+coarse witted found Locker hard to make out. He struck them as
+artificial and elaborate, perhaps as frivolous, and yet they felt
+uneasy in his company lest there should be a lurking ridicule behind
+his quiet, humble demeanour. There was, indeed, always an element of
+mockery in Locker's humility.
+
+An exceedingly spiteful account of him, in which it is asserted that
+'most of his rarest books are miserable copies' (how book-collectors
+can hate one another!), ends with the reluctant admission: 'He was
+eminently a gentleman, however, and his manners were even courtly, yet
+virile.' Such extorted praise is valuable.
+
+I can see him now before me, with a nicely graduated foot-rule in his
+delicate hand, measuring with grave precision the height to a hair of
+his copy of _Robinson Crusoe_ (1719), for the purpose of ascertaining
+whether it was taller or shorter than one being vaunted for sale in a
+bookseller's catalogue just to hand. His face, one of much refinement,
+was a study, exhibiting alike a fixed determination to discover the
+exact truth about the copy and a humorous realization of the inherent
+triviality of the whole business. Locker was a philosopher as well as
+a connoisseur.
+
+The Rowfant Library has disappeared. Great possessions are great
+cares. 'But ships are but boards, sailors but men; there be land-rats,
+water-thieves, and land-thieves--I mean pirates; and then there is the
+peril of waters, winds and rocks.' To this list the nervous owner of
+rare books must add fire, that dread enemy of all the arts. It is
+often difficult to provide stabling for dead men's hobby-horses. It
+were perhaps absurd in a world like this to grow sentimental over a
+parcel of old books. Death, the great unbinder, must always make a
+difference.
+
+Mr. Locker's poetry now forms a volume of the _Golden Treasury
+Series_. The _London Lyrics_ are what they are. They have been well
+praised by good critics, and have themselves been made the subject of
+good verse.
+
+ 'Apollo made one April day
+ A new thing in the rhyming way;
+ Its turn was neat, its wit was clear,
+ It wavered 'twixt a smile and tear.
+ Then Momus gave a touch satiric,
+ And it became a _London Lyric_.'
+ AUSTIN DOBSON.
+
+In another copy of verses Mr. Dobson adds:
+
+ 'Or where discern a verse so neat,
+ So well-bred and so witty--
+ So finished in its least conceit,
+ So mixed of mirth and pity?'
+
+ 'Pope taught him rhythm, Prior ease,
+ Praed buoyancy and banter;
+ What modern bard would learn from these?
+ Ah, _tempora mutantur_!'
+
+Nothing can usefully be added to criticism so just, so searching, and
+so happily expressed.
+
+Some of the _London Lyrics_ have, I think, achieved what we poor
+mortals call immortality--a strange word to apply to the piping of so
+slender a reed, to so slight a strain--yet
+
+ 'In small proportions we just beauties see.'
+
+It is the simplest strain that lodges longest in the heart. Mr.
+Locker's strains are never precisely _simple_. The gay enchantment of
+the world and the sense of its bitter disappointments murmur through
+all of them, and are fatal to their being simple, but the
+unpretentiousness of a _London Lyric_ is akin to simplicity.
+
+His relation to his own poetry was somewhat peculiar. A critic in
+every fibre, he judged his own verses with a severity he would have
+shrunk from applying to those of any other rhyming man. He was deeply
+dissatisfied, almost on bad terms, with himself, yet for all that he
+was convinced that he had written some very good verses indeed. His
+poetry meant a great deal to him, and he stood in need of sympathy and
+of allies against his own despondency. He did not get much sympathy,
+being a man hard to praise, for unless he agreed with your praise it
+gave him more pain than pleasure.
+
+I am not sure that Mr. Dobson agrees with me, but I am very fond of
+Locker's paraphrase of one of Clément Marot's _Epigrammes_; and as the
+lines are redolent of his delicate connoisseurship, I will quote both
+the original (dated 1544) and the paraphrase:
+
+ 'DU RYS DE MADAME D'ALLEBRET
+
+ 'Elle a très bien ceste gorge d'albastre,
+ Ce doulx parler, ce cler tainct, ces beaux yeulx:
+ Mais en effect, ce petit rys follastre,
+ C'est à mon gré ce qui lui sied le mieulx;
+ Elle en pourroit les chemins et les lieux
+ Où elle passé à plaisir inciter;
+ Et si ennuy me venoit contrister
+ Tant que par mort fust ma vie abbatue,
+ Il me fauldroit pour me resusciter
+ Que ce rys la duguel elle me tue.'
+
+ 'How fair those locks which now the light wind stirs!
+ What eyes she has, and what a perfect arm!
+ And yet methinks that little laugh of hers--
+ That little laugh--is still her crowning charm.
+ Where'er she passes, countryside or town,
+ The streets make festa and the fields rejoice.
+ Should sorrow come, as 'twill, to cast me down,
+ Or Death, as come he must, to hush my voice,
+ Her laugh would wake me just as now it thrills me--
+ That little, giddy laugh wherewith she kills me.'
+
+'Tis the very laugh of Millamant in _The Way of the World_! 'I would
+rather,' cried Hazlitt, 'have seen Mrs. Abington's Millamant than any
+Rosalind that ever appeared on the stage.' Such wishes are idle.
+Hazlitt never saw Mrs. Abington's Millamant. I have seen Miss Ethel
+Irving's Millamant, _dulce ridentem_, and it was that little giddy
+laugh of hers that reminded me of Marot's Epigram and of Frederick
+Locker's paraphrase. So do womanly charms endure from generation to
+generation, and it is one of the duties of poets to record them.
+
+In 1867 Mr. Locker published his _Lyra Elegantiarun. A Collection of
+Some of the Best Specimens of Vers de Société and Vers d'Occasion in
+the English Languages by Deceased Authors_. In his preface Locker gave
+what may now be fairly called the 'classical' definition of the verses
+he was collecting. '_Vers de société_ and _vers d'occasion_ should'
+(so he wrote) 'be short, elegant, refined and fanciful, not seldom
+distinguished by heightened sentiment, and often playful. The tone
+should not be pitched high; it should be idiomatic and rather in the
+conversational key; the rhythm should be crisp and sparkling, and the
+rhyme frequent and never forced, while the entire poem should be
+marked by tasteful moderation, high finish and completeness; for
+however trivial the subject-matter may be--indeed, rather in
+proportion to its triviality, subordination to the rules of
+composition and perfection of execution should be strictly enforced.
+The definition may be further illustrated by a few examples of pieces,
+which, from the absence of some of the foregoing qualities, or from
+the excess of others, cannot be properly regarded as _vers de
+société_, though they may bear a certain generic resemblance to that
+species of poetry. The ballad of "John Gilpin," for example, is too
+broadly and simply ludicrous; Swift's "Lines on the Death of
+Marlborough," and Byron's "Windsor Poetics," are too savage and
+truculent; Cowper's "My Mary" is far too pathetic; Herrick's lyrics to
+"Blossoms" and "Daffodils" are too elevated; "Sally in our Alley" is
+too homely and too entirely simple and natural; while the "Rape of the
+Lock," which would otherwise be one of the finest specimens of _vers
+de société_ in any language, must be excluded on account of its
+length, which renders it much too important.'
+
+I have made this long quotation because it is an excellent example of
+Mr. Locker's way of talking about poets and poetry, and of his
+intimate, searching, and unaffected criticism.
+
+_Lyra Elegantiarum_ is a real, not a bookseller's collection. Mr.
+Locker was a great student of verse. There was hardly a stanza of any
+English poet, unless it was Spenser, for whom he had no great
+affection, which he had not pondered over and clearly considered as
+does a lawyer his cases. He delighted in a complete success, and
+grieved over any lapse from the fold of metrical virtue, over any
+ill-sounding rhyme or unhappy expression. The circulation of _Lyra
+Elegantiarum_ was somewhat interfered with by a 'copyright' question.
+Mr. Locker had a great admiration for Landor's short poems, and
+included no less than forty-one of them, which he chose with the
+utmost care. Publishers are slow to perceive that the best chance of
+getting rid of their poetical wares (and Landor was not popular) is to
+have attention called to the artificer who produced them. The
+Landorian publisher objected, and the _Lyra_ had to be 'suppressed'--a
+fine word full of hidden meanings. The second-hand booksellers, a wily
+race, were quick to perceive the significance of this, and have for
+more than thirty years obtained inflated prices for their early
+copies, being able to vend them as possessing the _Suppressed Verses_.
+There is a great deal of Locker in this collection. To turn its pages
+is to renew intercourse with its editor.
+
+In 1879 another little volume instinct with his personality came into
+existence and made friends for itself. He called it _Patchwork_, and
+to have given it any other name would have severely taxed his
+inventiveness. It is a collection of stories, of _ana_, of quotations
+in verse and prose, of original matter, of character-sketches, of
+small adventures, of table-talk, and of other things besides, if other
+things, indeed, there be. If you know _Patchwork_ by heart you are
+well equipped. It is intensely original throughout, and never more
+original than when its matter is borrowed. Readers of _Patchwork_ had
+heard of Mr. Creevey long before Sir Herbert Maxwell once again let
+that politician loose upon an unlettered society.
+
+The book had no great sale, but copies evidently fell into the hands
+of the more judicious of the pressmen, who kept it by their sides, and
+every now and again
+
+ 'Waled a portion with judicious care'
+
+for quotation in their columns. The _Patchwork_ stories thus got into
+circulation one by one. Kind friends of Mr. Locker's, who had been
+told, or had discovered for themselves, that he was somewhat of a wag,
+would frequently regale him with bits of his own _Patchwork_,
+introducing them to his notice as something they had just heard, which
+they thought he would like--murdering his own stories to give him
+pleasure. His countenance on such occasions was a _rendezvous_ of
+contending emotions, a battlefield of rival forces. Politeness ever
+prevailed, but it took all his irony and sad philosophy to hide his
+pain. _Patchwork_ is such a good collection of the kind of story he
+liked best that it was really difficult to avoid telling him a story
+that was _not_ in it. I made the blunder once myself with a Voltairean
+anecdote. Here it is as told in _Patchwork_: 'Voltaire was one day
+listening to a dramatic author reading his comedy, and who said, "Ici
+le chevalier rit!" He exclaimed: "Le chevalier est _bien_ heureux!"' I
+hope I told it fairly well. He smiled sadly, and said nothing, not
+even _Et tu, Brute_!
+
+In 1886 Mr. Locker printed for presentation a catalogue of his printed
+books, manuscripts, autograph letters, drawings, and pictures. Nothing
+of his own figures in this catalogue, and yet in a very real sense the
+whole is his. Most of the books are dispersed, but the catalogue
+remains, not merely as a record of rareties and bibliographical
+details dear to the collector's heart, but as a token of taste. Just
+as there is, so Wordsworth reminds us, 'a spirit in the woods,' so is
+there still, brooding over and haunting the pages of the 'Rowfant
+Catalogue,' the spirit of true connoisseurship. In the slender lists
+of Locker's 'Works' this book must always have a place.
+
+Frederick Locker died at Rowfant on May 30, 1895, leaving behind him,
+carefully prepared for the press, a volume he had christened _My
+Confidences: An Autographical Sketch addressed to My Descendants_.
+
+In due course the book appeared, and was misunderstood at first by
+many. It cut a strange, outlandish figure among the crowd of casual
+reminiscences it externally resembled. Glancing over the pages of _My
+Confidences_, the careless library subscriber encountered the usual
+number of names of well-known personages, whose appearance is supposed
+by publishers to add sufficient zest to reminiscences to secure
+for them a sale large enough, at any rate, to recoup the cost of
+publication. Yet, despite these names, Mr. Locker's book is completely
+unlike the modern memoir. Beneath a carefully-constructed, and
+perhaps slightly artificially maintained, frivolity of tone, the book
+is written in deadly earnest. Not for nothing did its author choose as
+one of the mottoes for its title-page, 'Ce ne sont mes gestes que
+j'écrie; c'est moy.' It may be said of this book, as of Senancour's
+_Oberman_:
+
+ 'A fever in these pages burns;
+ Beneath the calm they feign,
+ A wounded human spirit turns
+ Here on its bed of pain.'
+
+The still small voice of its author whispers through _My Confidences_.
+Like Montaigne's _Essays_, the book is one of entire good faith, and
+strangely uncovers a personality.
+
+As a tiny child Locker was thought by his parents to be very like Sir
+Joshua Reynolds' picture of Puck, an engraving of which was in the
+home at Greenwich Hospital, and certainly Locker carried to his
+grave more than a suspicion of what is called Puckishness. In _My
+Confidences_ there are traces of this quality.
+
+Clearly enough the author of _London Lyrics_, the editor of _Lyra
+Elegantiarum_, of _Patchwork_, and the whimsical but sincere compiler
+of _My Confidences_ was more than a mere connoisseur, however much
+connoisseurship entered into a character in which taste played so
+dominant a part.
+
+Stronger even than taste was his almost laborious love of kindness.
+He really took too much pains about it, exposing himself to rebuffs
+and misunderstandings; but he was not without his rewards. All
+down-hearted folk, sorrowful, disappointed people, the unlucky, the
+ill-considered, the _mésestimés_--those who found themselves condemned
+to discharge uncongenial duties in unsympathetic society, turned
+instinctively to Mr. Locker for a consolation, so softly administered
+that it was hard to say it was intended. He had friends everywhere, in
+all ranks of life, who found in him an infinity of solace, and for his
+friends there was nothing he would not do. It seemed as if he could
+not spare himself. I remember his calling at my chambers one hot day
+in July, when he happened to have with him some presents he was in
+course of delivering. Among them I noticed a bust of Voltaire and an
+unusually lively tortoise, generally half-way out of a paper bag.
+Wherever he went he found occasion for kindness, and his whimsical
+adventures would fill a volume. I sometimes thought it would really be
+worth while to leave off the struggle for existence, and gently to
+subside into one of Lord Rowton's homes in order to have the pleasure
+of receiving in my new quarters a first visit from Mr. Locker. How
+pleasantly would he have mounted the stair, laden with who knows what
+small gifts?--a box of mignonette for the window-sill, an old book or
+two, as likely as not a live kitten, for indeed there was never an end
+to the variety or ingenuity of his offerings! How felicitous would
+have been his greeting! How cordial his compliments! How abiding the
+sense of his unpatronizing friendliness! But it was not to be. One can
+seldom choose one's pleasures.
+
+In his _Patchwork_ Mr. Locker quotes Gibbon's encomium on Charles
+James Fox. Anyone less like Fox than Frederick Locker it might be hard
+to discover, but fine qualities are alike wherever they are found
+lodged; and if Fox was as much entitled as Locker to the full benefit
+of Gibbon's praise, he was indeed a good fellow.
+
+'In his tour to Switzerland Mr. Fox gave me two days of free and
+private society. He seemed to feel and even to envy the happiness of
+my situation, while I admired the powers of a superior man as they are
+blended in his character with the softness and simplicity of a child.
+_Perhaps no human being was ever more perfectly exempted from the
+taint of malevolence, vanity, and falsehood._'
+
+
+
+
+OUR GREAT MIDDLE CLASS
+
+
+The republication of Mr. Arnold's _Friendship's Garland_ after an
+interval of twenty-seven years may well set us all a-thinking. Here it
+is, in startling facsimile--the white covers, destined too soon to
+become black, the gilt device, the familiar motto. As we gazed upon
+it, we found ourselves exclaiming, so vividly did it recall the past:
+
+ 'It is we, it is we, who have changed.'
+
+_Friendship's Garland_ was a very good joke seven-and-twenty years
+ago, and though some of its once luminous paint has been rubbed off,
+and a few of its jests have ceased to effervesce, it is a good joke
+still. Mr. Bottle's mind, qua mind; the rowdy Philistine Adolescens
+Leo, Esq.; Dr. Russell, of the _Times_, mounting his war-horse; the
+tale of how Lord Lumpington and the Rev. Esau Hittall got their
+degrees at Oxford; and many another ironic thrust which made the
+reader laugh 'while the hair was yet brown on his head,' may well make
+him laugh still, 'though his scalp is almost hairless, and his
+figure's grown convex.' Since 1871 we have learnt the answer to the
+sombre lesson, 'What is it to grow old?' But, thank God! we can laugh
+even yet.
+
+The humour and high spirits of _Friendship's Garland_ were, however,
+but the gilding of a pill, the artificial sweetening of a nauseous
+draught. In reality, and joking apart, the book is an indictment at
+the bar of _Geist_ of the English people as represented by its middle
+class and by its full-voiced organ, the daily press. Mr. Arnold
+invented Arminius to be the mouthpiece of this indictment, the
+traducer of our 'imperial race,' because such blasphemies could not
+artistically have been attributed to one of the number. He made
+Arminius a Prussian because in those far-off days Prussia stood for
+Von Humboldt and education and culture, and all the things Sir Thomas
+Bazley and Mr. Miall were supposed to be without. Around the central
+figure of Arminius the essentially playful fancy of Mr. Arnold grouped
+other figures, including his own. What an old equity draughtsman would
+call 'the charging parts' of the book consist in the allegations that
+the Government of England had been taken out of the hands of an
+aristocracy grown barren of ideas and stupid beyond words, and
+entrusted to a middle class without noble traditions, wretchedly
+educated, full of _Ungeist_, with a passion for clap-trap, only
+wanting to be left alone to push trade and make money; so ignorant as
+to believe that feudalism can be abated without any heroic Stein, by
+providing that in one insignificant case out of a hundred thousand,
+land shall not follow the feudal law of descent; without a single
+vital idea or sentiment or feeling for beauty or appropriateness; well
+persuaded that if more trade is done in England than anywhere else, if
+personal independence is without a check, and newspaper publicity
+unbounded, that is, by the nature of things, to be great; misled every
+morning by the magnificent _Times_ or the 'rowdy' _Telegraph_;
+desperately prone to preaching to other nations, proud of being able
+to say what it likes, whilst wholly indifferent to the fact that it
+has nothing whatever to say.
+
+Such, in brief, is the substance of this most agreeable volume. Its
+message was lightly treated by the grave and reverend seigniors of the
+State. The magnificent _Times_, the rowdy _Telegraph_, continued to
+preach their gospels as before; but for all that Mr. Arnold found an
+audience fit, though few, and, of course, he found it among the people
+he abused. The barbarians, as he called the aristocracy, were not
+likely to pay heed to a professor of poetry. Our working classes
+were not readers of the _Pall Mall Gazette_ or purchasers of
+four-and-sixpenny tracts bound in white cloth. No; it was the middle
+class, to whom Mr. Arnold himself belonged, who took him to honest
+hearts, stuck his photograph upon their writing-tables, and sounded
+his praises so loudly that his fame even reached the United States of
+America, where he was promptly invited to lecture, an invitation he
+accepted. But for the middle classes Mr. Arnold would have had but a
+poor time of it. They did not mind being insulted; they overlooked
+exaggeration; they pardoned ignorance--in a word, they proved
+teachable. Yet, though meek in spirit, they have not yet inherited the
+earth; indeed, there are those who assert that their chances are gone,
+their sceptre for ever buried. It is all over with the middle-class.
+Tuck up its muddled head! Tie up its chin!
+
+A rabble of bad writers may now be noticed pushing their vulgar way
+along, who, though born and bred in the middle classes, and disfigured
+by many of the very faults Mr. Arnold deplored, yet make it a test of
+their membership, an 'open sesame' to their dull orgies, that all
+decent, sober-minded folk, who love virtue, and, on the whole, prefer
+delicate humour to sickly lubricity, should be labelled 'middle
+class.'
+
+Politically, it cannot but be noticed that, for good or for ill, the
+old middle-class audience no longer exists in its integrity. The
+crowds that flocked to hear Cobden and Bright, that abhorred slavery,
+that cheered Kossuth, that hated the income-tax, are now watered down
+by a huge population who do not know, and do not want to know, what
+the income-tax is, but who do want to know what the Government is
+going to do for them in the matter of shorter hours, better wages, and
+constant employment. Will the rabble, we wonder, prove as teachable as
+the middle class? Will they consent to be told their faults as meekly?
+Will they buy the photograph of their physician, or heave half a brick
+at him? It remains to be seen. In the meantime it would be a mistake
+to assume that the middle class counts for nothing, even at an
+election. As to ideas, have we got any new ones since 1871? 'To be
+consequent and powerful,' says Arminius, 'men must be bottomed on some
+vital idea or sentiment which lends strength and certainty to their
+action.' There are those who tell us that we have at last found this
+vital idea in those conceptions of the British Empire which Mr.
+Chamberlain so vigorously trumpets. To trumpet a conception is hardly
+a happy phrase, but, as Mr. Chamberlain plays no other instrument, it
+is forced upon me. Would that we could revive Arminius, to tell us
+what he thinks of our new Ariel girdling the earth with twenty Prime
+Ministers, each the choicest product of a self-governing and
+deeply-involved colony. Is it a vital or a vulgar idea? Is it merely a
+big theory or really a great one? Is it the ornate beginning of a
+Time, or but the tawdry ending of a period? At all events, it is an
+idea unknown to Arminius von Thunder-Ten-Tronckh, and we ought to be,
+and many are, thankful for it.
+
+
+
+
+TAR AND WHITEWASH
+
+
+I am, I confess it, hard to please. If a round dozen of Bad Women, all
+made in England too, does not satisfy me, what will? What ails the
+fellow at them? Yet was I at first dissatisfied, and am, therefore,
+glad to notice that whilst I was demurring and splitting hairs the
+great, generous public was buying the _Lives of Twelve Bad Women_, by
+Arthur Vincent, and putting it into a second edition. This is as it
+should be. When the excellent Dean Burgon dubbed his dozen biographies
+_Twelve Good Men_, it probably never occurred to him that the title
+suggested three companion volumes; but so it did, and two of them,
+_Twelve Bad Men_ and _Twelve Bad Women_, have made their appearance. I
+still await, with great patience, _Twelve Good Women_. Twelve was the
+number of the Apostles. Had it not been, one might be tempted to ask,
+Why twelve? But as there must be some limit to bookmaking, there is no
+need to quarrel with an arithmetical limit.
+
+My criticism upon the Dean's dozen was that they were not by any
+means, all of them, conspicuously good men; for, to name one only, who
+would call old Dr. Routh, the President of Magdalen, a particularly
+good man? In a sense, all Presidents, Provosts, Principals, and
+Masters of Colleges are good men--in fact, they must be so by the
+statutes--but to few of them are given the special notes of goodness.
+Dr. Routh was a remarkable man, a learned man, perhaps a pious
+man--undeniably, when he came to die, an old man--but he was no better
+than his colleagues. This weakness of classification has run all
+through the series, and it is my real quarrel with it. I do not
+understand the principle of selection. I did not understand the Dean's
+test of goodness, nor do I understand Mr. Seccombe's or Mr. Vincent's
+test of badness. What do we mean by a good man or a bad one, a good
+woman or a bad one? Most people, like the young man in the song, are
+'not very good, nor yet very bad.' We move about the pastures of life
+in huge herds, and all do the same things, at the same times, and for
+the same reasons. 'Forty feeding like one.' Are we mean? Well, we have
+done some mean things in our time. Are we generous? Occasionally we
+are. Were we good sons or dutiful daughters? We have both honoured and
+dishonoured our parents, who, in their turn, had done the same by
+theirs. Do we melt at the sight of misery? Indeed we do. Do we forget
+all about it when we have turned the corner? Frequently that is so. Do
+we expect to be put to open shame at the Great Day of Judgment? We
+should be terribly frightened of this did we not cling to the hope
+that amidst the shocking revelations then for the first time made
+public our little affairs may fail to attract much notice. Judged by
+the standards of humanity, few people are either good or bad. 'I have
+not been a great sinner,' said the dying Nelson; nor had he--he had
+only been made a great fool of by a woman. Mankind is all tarred with
+the same brush, though some who chance to be operated upon when the
+brush is fresh from the barrel get more than their share of the tar.
+The biography of a celebrated man usually reminds me of the outside of
+a coastguardsman's cottage--all tar and whitewash. These are the two
+condiments of human life--tar and whitewash--the faults and the
+excuses for the faults, the passions and pettinesses that make us
+occasionally drop on all fours, and the generous aspirations that at
+times enable us, if not to stand upright, at least to adopt the
+attitude of the kangaroo. It is rather tiresome, this perpetual game
+of French and English going on inside one. True goodness and real
+badness escape it altogether. A good man does not spend his life
+wrestling with the Powers of Darkness. He is victor in the fray, and
+the most he is called upon to do is every now and again to hit his
+prostrate foe a blow over the costard just to keep him in his place.
+Thus rid of a perpetual anxiety, the good man has time to grow in
+goodness, to expand pleasantly, to take his ease on Zion. You can see
+in his face that he is at peace with himself--that he is no longer at
+war with his elements. His society, if you are fond of goodness, is
+both agreeable and medicinal; but if you are a bad man it is hateful,
+and you cry out with Mr. Love-lust in Bunyan's Vanity Fair: 'Away with
+him. I cannot endure him; he is for ever condemning my way.'
+
+Not many of Dean Burgon's biographies reached this standard. The
+explanation, perhaps, is that the Dean chiefly moved in clerical
+circles where excellence is more frequently to be met with than
+goodness.
+
+In the same way a really bad man is one who has frankly said, 'Evil,
+be thou my good.' Like the good man, though for a very different
+reason, the bad one has ceased to make war with the devil. Finding a
+conspiracy against goodness going on, the bad man joins it, and thus,
+like the good man, is at peace with himself. The bad man is bent upon
+his own way, to get what he wants, no matter at what cost. Human
+lives! What do they matter? A woman's honour! What does that matter?
+Truth and fidelity! What are they? To know what you want, and not to
+mind what you pay for it, is the straight path to fame, fortune, and
+hell-fire. Careers, of course, vary; to dominate a continent or to
+open a corner shop as a pork-butcher's, plenty of devilry may go to
+either ambition. Also, genius is a rare gift. It by no means follows
+that because you are a bad man you will become a great one; but to be
+bad, and at the same time unsuccessful, is a hard fate. It casts a
+little doubt upon a man's badness if he does not, at least, make a
+little money. It is a poor business accompanying badness on to a
+common scaffold, or to see it die in a wretched garret. That was one
+of my complaints with Mr. Seccombe's Twelve Bad Men. Most of them came
+to violent ends. They were all failures.
+
+But I have kept these twelve ladies waiting a most unconscionable
+time. Who are they? There are amongst them four courtesans: Alice
+Perrers, one of King Edward III.'s misses; Barbara Villiers, one of
+King Charles II.'s; Mrs. Mary Anne Clarke, who had to be content with
+a royal Duke; and Mrs. Con Phillips. Six members of the criminal
+class: Alice Arden, Moll Cutpurse, Jenny Diver, Elizabeth Brownrigg,
+Elizabeth Canning, and Mary Bateman; and only two ladies of title,
+Frances Howard, Countess of Somerset, and Elizabeth Chudleigh, Duchess
+of Kingston. Of these twelve bad women one-third were executed, Alice
+Arden being burnt at Canterbury, Jenny Diver and Elizabeth Brownrigg
+being hung at Tyburn, and Mary Bateman suffering the same fate at
+Leeds. Elizabeth Canning was sentenced to seven years' transportation,
+and, indeed, if their biographers are to be believed, all the other
+ladies made miserable ends. There is nothing triumphant about their
+badness. Even from the point of view of this world they had better
+have been good. In fact, squalor is the badge of the whole tribe. Some
+of them, probably--Elizabeth Brownrigg, for example--were mad. This
+last-named poor creature bore sixteen children to a house-painter and
+plasterer, and then became a parish mid-wife, and only finally a
+baby-farmer. Her cruelty to her apprentices had madness in every
+detail. To include her in this volume was wholly unnecessary. She
+lives but in George Canning's famous parody on Southey's sonnet to the
+regicide Marten.
+
+With those sentimentalists who maintain that all bad people are mad I
+will have no dealings. It is sheer nonsense; lives of great men all
+remind us it is sheer nonsense. Some of our greatest men have been
+infernal scoundrels--pre-eminently bad men--with nothing mad about
+them, unless it be mad to get on in the world and knock people about
+in it.
+
+_Twelve Bad Women_ contains much interesting matter, but, on the
+whole, it is depressing. It seems very dull to be bad. Perhaps the
+editor desired to create this impression; if so, he has succeeded.
+Hannah More had fifty times more fun in her life than all these
+courtesans and criminals put together. The note of jollity is
+entirely absent. It was no primrose path these unhappy women
+traversed, though that it led to the everlasting bonfire it were
+unchristian to doubt. The dissatisfaction I confessed to at the
+beginning returns upon me as a cloud at the end; but, for all that, I
+rejoice the book is in a second edition, and I hope soon to hear it is
+in a third, for it has a moral tendency.
+
+
+
+
+ITINERARIES
+
+
+Anyone who is teased by the notion that it would be pleasant to be
+remembered, in the sense of being read, after death, cannot do better
+to secure that end than compose an Itinerary and leave it behind him
+in manuscript, with his name legibly inscribed thereon. If an honest
+bit of work, noting distances, detailing expenses, naming landmarks,
+moors, mountains, harbours, docks, buildings--indeed, anything which,
+as lawyers say, savours of realty--and but scantily interspersed with
+reflections, and with no quotations, why, then, such a piece of work,
+however long publication may be delayed--and a century or two will not
+matter in the least--cannot fail, whenever it is printed, to attract
+attention, to excite general interest and secure a permanent hold in
+every decent library in the kingdom.
+
+Time cannot stale an Itinerary. _Iter, Via, Actus_ are words of pith
+and moment. Stage-coaches, express trains, motor-cars, have written,
+or are now writing, their eventful histories over the face of these
+islands; but, whatever changes they have made or are destined to make,
+they have left untouched the mystery of the road, although for the
+moment the latest comer may seem injuriously to have affected its
+majesty.
+
+The Itinerist alone among authors is always sure of an audience. No
+matter where, no matter when, he has but to tell us how he footed it
+and what he saw by the wayside, and we must listen. How can we help
+it? Two hundred years ago, it may be, this Itinerist came through our
+village, passed by the wall of our homestead, climbed our familiar
+hill, and went on his way; it is perhaps but two lines and a half he
+can afford to give us, but what lines they are! How different with
+sermons, poems, and novels! On each of these is the stamp of the
+author's age; sentiments, fashions, thoughts, faiths, phraseology, all
+worn out--cold, dirty grate, where once there was a blazing fire.
+Cheerlessness personified! Leland's anti-Papal treatise in forty-five
+chapters remains in learned custody--a manuscript; a publisher it will
+never find. We still have Papists and anti-Papists; in this case the
+fire still blazes, but the grates are of an entirely different
+construction. Leland's treatise is out of date. But his _Itinerary_ in
+nine volumes, a favourite book throughout the eighteenth century,
+which has graced many a bookseller's catalogue for the last hundred
+years, and seldom without eliciting a purchaser--Leland's _Itinerary_
+is to-day being reprinted under the most able editorship. The charm of
+the road is irresistible. The _Vicar of Wakefield_ is a delightful
+book, with a great tradition behind it and a future still before it;
+but it has not escaped the ravages of time, and I would, now, at all
+events, gladly exchange it for Oliver Goldsmith's _Itinerary through
+Germany with a Flute_!
+
+Vain authors, publisher's men, may write as they like about
+_Shakespeare's_ country, or _Scott's_ country, or _Carlyle's_ country,
+or _Crockett's_ country, but--
+
+ 'Oh, good gigantic smile of the brown old earth!'
+
+the land laughs at the delusions of the men who hurriedly cross its
+surface.
+
+ 'Rydal and Fairfield are there,--
+ In the shadow Wordsworth lies dead.
+ So it is, so it will be for aye,
+ Nature is fresh as of old,
+ Is lovely, a mortal is dead.'
+
+These reflections, which by themselves would be enough to sink even an
+Itinerary, seemed forced upon me by the publication of _A Journey to
+Edenborough in Scotland by Joseph Taylor, Late of the Inner Temple,
+Esquire_. This journey was made two hundred years ago in the Long
+Vacation of 1705, but has just been printed from the original
+manuscript, under the editorship of Mr. William Cowan, by the
+well-known Edinburgh bookseller, Mr. Brown, of Princes Street, to whom
+all lovers of things Scottish already owe much.
+
+Nobody can hope to be less known than this our latest Itinerist, for
+not only is he not in the _Dictionary of National Biography_, but it
+is at present impossible to say which of two Joseph Taylors he was.
+The House of the Winged Horse has ever had Taylors on its roll, the
+sign of the Middle Temple, a very fleecy sheep, being perhaps
+unattractive to the clan, and in 1705 it so happened that not only
+were there two Taylors, but two Joseph Taylors, entitled to write
+themselves 'of the Inner Temple, Esquire.' Which was the Itinerist?
+Mr. Cowan, going by age, thinks that the Itinerist can hardly have
+been the Joseph Taylor who was admitted to the Inn in 1663, as in that
+case he must have been at least fifty-eight when he travelled to
+Edinburgh. For my part, I see nothing in the _Itinerary_ to preclude
+the possibility of its author having attained that age at the date of
+its composition. I observe in the _Itinerary_ references which point
+to the Itinerist being a Kentish man, and he mentions more than once
+his 'Cousin D'aeth.' Research among the papers of the D'aeths of
+Knowlton Court, near Dover, might result in the discovery which of
+these two Taylors really was the Itinerist. As nothing else is at
+present known about either, the investigation could probably be made
+without passion or party or even religious bias. It might be
+best begun by Mr. Cowan telling us in whose custody he found the
+manuscript, and how it came there. These statements should always
+be made when old manuscripts are first printed.
+
+The journey began on August 2, 1705. The party consisted of Mr. Taylor
+and his two friends, Mr. Harrison and Mr. Sloman. They travelled on
+horseback, and often had difficulties with the poor beast that carried
+their luggage. They reached Edinburgh in the evening of August 31, and
+left it on their return journey on September 8, and got home on the
+25th of the same month. The _Itinerary_ concludes as follows:
+
+ 'Thus we spent almost 2 months in a Journy of many 100 miles,
+ sometimes thro' very charming Countryes, and at other times over
+ desolate and Barren Mountaines, and yet met with no particular
+ misfortune in all the Time.'
+
+I may say at once of these three Itinerists--Mr. Taylor, Mr. Harrison,
+and Mr. Sloman--that they appear to have been thoroughly
+commonplace, well behaved, occasionally hilarious Englishmen, ready to
+endure whatever befell them, if unavoidable; accustomed to take their
+ease in their inn and to turn round and look at any pretty woman they
+might chance to meet on their travels. Their first experience of what
+the Itinerist calls 'the prodigies of Nature,' 'at once an occasion
+both of Horrour and Admiration,' was in the Peak Country 'described in
+poetry by the ingenious Mr. Cotton.' This part of the world they 'did'
+with something of the earnestness of the modern tourist. But I hardly
+think they enjoyed themselves. The 'prodigious' caverns and strange
+petrifactions shocked them; 'nothing can be more terrible or shocking
+to Nature.' Mam Tor, with its 1,710 feet, proved very impressive, 'a
+vast high mountain reaching to the very clouds.' This gloom of the
+Derbyshire hills and stony valleys was partially dispelled for our
+travellers by a certain 'fair Gloriana' they met at Buxton, with whom
+they had great fun, 'so much the greater, because we never expected
+such heavenly enjoyments in so desolate a country.' If it be on
+susceptibilities of this nature that Mr. Cowan rests his case for
+thinking that the Itinerist can hardly have attained 'the blasted
+antiquity' of fifty-eight, we must think Mr. Cowan a trifle hasty, or
+a very young man, perhaps under forty, which is young for an editor.
+
+After describing, somewhat too much like an auctioneer, the splendours
+of Chatsworth, 'a Paradise in the deserts of Arabia,' the Itinerist
+proceeds on his way north through Nottingham to Belvoir Castle, where
+'my Lord Rosses Gentleman (to whom Mr. Harrison was recommended)
+entertained us by his Lordship's command with good wine and the best
+of malt liquors which the cellar abounds with'; the pictures in the
+Long Gallery were shown them by 'my Lord himself.' At Doncaster, 'a
+neat market-town which consists only in one long street,' they had
+some superlative salmon just taken out of the river. By Knaresborough
+Spaw, where they drank the waters and had icy cold baths, and dined at
+the ordinary with a parson whose conversation startled the propriety
+of the Templar, the travellers made their way to York, and for the
+first and last time a few pages of _Guide Book_ are improperly
+introduced. Then on to Scarborough.
+
+ 'The next morning early we left Scarborough and travelled through a
+ dismall road, particularly near Robins Hood Bay; we were obliged to
+ lead our horses, and had much ado to get down a vast craggy
+ mountain which lyes within a quarter of a mile of it. The Bay is
+ about a mile broad, and inhabited by poor fishermen. We stopt to
+ taste some of their liquor and discourse with them. They told us
+ the French privateers came into the Very Bay and took 2 of their
+ Vessels but the day before, which were ransom'd for £25 a piece. We
+ saw a great many vessels lying upon the Shore, the masters not
+ daring to venture out to sea for fear of undergoing the same fate.'
+
+We boast too readily of our inviolate shores.
+
+A curious description is given of the Duke of Buckingham's alum works
+near Whitby. The travellers then procured a guide, and traversed 'the
+vast moors which lye between Whitby and Gisborough.' The civic
+magnificence of Newcastle greatly struck our travellers, who, happier
+than their modern successors, were able to see the town miles off. The
+Itinerist quotes with gusto the civic proverb that the men of
+Newcastle pay nothing for the Way, the Word, or the Water, 'for the
+Ministers of Religion are maintained, the streets paved, and the
+Conduits kept up at the publick charge.' A disagreeable account is
+given of the brutishness of the people employed in the salt works at
+Tynemouth. At Berwick the travellers got into trouble with the sentry,
+but the mistake was rectified with the captain of the guard over '2
+bowles of punch, there being no wine in the town.'
+
+Scotland was now in sight, and the travellers became grave, as
+befitted the occasion. They were told that the journey that lay before
+them was extremely dangerous, that 'twould be difficult to escape with
+their lives, much less (ominous words) without 'the distemper of the
+country.' But Mr. Taylor, Mr. Harrison, and Mr. Sloman were as brave
+as Mr. Pickwick, and they would on. 'Yet notwithstanding all these sad
+representations, we resolv'd to proceed and stand by one another to
+the last.'
+
+What the Itinerists thought of Scotland when they got there is not for
+me to say. I was once a Scottish member.
+
+They arrived in Edinburgh at a great crisis in Scottish history. They
+saw the Duke of Argyll, as Queen Anne's Lord High Commissioner, go to
+the Parliament House in this manner:
+
+ 'First a coach and six Horses for his Gentlemen, then a Trumpet,
+ then his own coach with six white horses, which were very fine,
+ being those presented by King William to the Duke of Queensbury,
+ and by him sold to the Duke of Argyle for £300; next goes a troop
+ of Horse Guards, cloathed like my Lord of Oxford's Regiment, but
+ the horses are of several colours; and the Lord Chancellor and the
+ Secretary of State, and the Lord Chief Justice Clerk, and other
+ officers of State close the cavalcade in coaches and six horses.
+ Thus the Commissioner goes and returns every day.'
+
+The Itinerists followed the Duke and his procession into the
+Parliament House, and heard debated the great question--the greatest
+of all possible questions for Scotland--whether this magnificence
+should cease, whether there should be an end of an auld sang--in
+short, whether the proposed Act of Union should be proceeded with. By
+special favour, our Itinerists had leave to stand upon the steps of
+the throne, and witnessed a famous fiery and prolonged debate, the
+Duke once turning to them and saying, _sotto voce_, 'It is now
+deciding whether England and Scotland shall go together by the ears.'
+How it was decided we all know, and that it was wisely decided no one
+doubts; yet, when we read our Itinerist's account of the Duke's coach
+and horses, and the cavalcade that followed him, and remember that
+this was what happened every day during the sitting of the Parliament,
+and must not be confounded with the greater glories of the first day
+of a Parliament, when every member, be he peer, knight of the shire,
+or burgh member, had to ride on horseback in the procession, it is
+impossible not to feel the force of Miss Grisel Dalmahoy's appeal in
+the _Heart of Midlothian_, she being an ancient sempstress, to Mr.
+Saddletree, the harness-maker:
+
+ 'And as for the Lords of States ye suld mind the riding o' the
+ Parliament in the gude auld time before the Union. A year's rent o'
+ mony a gude estate gaed for horse-graith and harnessing, forby
+ broidered robes and foot-mantles that wad hae stude by their lane
+ with gold and brocade, and that were muckle in my ain line.'
+
+The graphic account of a famous debate given by, Taylor is worth
+comparing with the _Lockhart Papers_ and Hill Burton. The date is a
+little troublesome. According to our Itinerist, he heard the
+discussion as to whether the Queen or the Scottish Parliament should
+nominate the Commissioners. Now, according to the histories, this
+all-important discussion began and ended on September 1, but our
+Itinerist had only arrived in Edinburgh the night before the first,
+and gives us to understand that he owed his invitation to be present
+to the fact that whilst in Edinburgh he and his friends had had the
+honour to have several lords and members of Parliament to dine, and
+that these guests informed him 'of the grand day when the Act was to
+be passed or rejected.' The Itinerist's account is too particular--for
+he gives the result of the voting--to admit of any possibility of a
+mistake, and he describes how several of the members came afterwards
+to his lodgings, and, so he writes, 'embraced us with all the outward
+marks of love and kindness, and seemed mightily pleased at what was
+done, and told us we should now be no more English and Scotch, but
+Brittons.' In the matter of nomenclature, at all events, the promises
+of the Union have not been carried out.
+
+After September 1 the Parliament did not meet till the 4th, when an
+Address was passed to the Queen, but apparently without any repetition
+of debate. So it really is a little difficult to reconcile the dates.
+Perhaps Itinerists are best advised to keep off public events.
+
+How our travellers escaped the 'national distemper' and journeyed
+home by Ecclefechan, Carlisle, Shap Fell, Liverpool, Chester,
+Coventry, and Warwick must be read in the _Journey_ itself, which,
+though it only occupies 182 small pages, is full of matter and even
+merriment; in fact, it is an excellent itinerary.
+
+
+
+
+EPITAPHS
+
+
+Epitaphs, if in rhyme, are the real literature of the masses. They
+need no commendation and are beyond all criticism. A Cambridge don, a
+London bus-driver, will own their charm in equal measure. Strange
+indeed is the fascination of rhyme. A commonplace hitched into verse
+instantly takes rank with Holy Scripture. This passion for poetry, as
+it is sometimes called, is manifested on every side; even tradesmen
+share it, and as the advertisements in our newspapers show, are
+willing to pay small sums to poets who commend their wares in verse.
+The widow bereft of her life's companion, the mother bending over an
+empty cradle, find solace in thinking what doleful little scrag of
+verse shall be graven on the tombstone of the dead. From the earliest
+times men have sought to squeeze their loves and joys, their sorrows
+and hatreds, into distichs and quatrains, and to inscribe them
+somewhere, on walls or windows, on sepulchral urns and gravestones, as
+memorials of their pleasure or their pain.
+
+ 'Hark! how chimes the passing bell--
+ There's no music to a knell;
+ All the other sounds we hear
+ Flatter and but cheat our ear.'
+
+So wrote Shirley the dramatist, and so does he truthfully explain the
+popularity of the epitaph as distinguished from the epigram. Who ever
+wearies of Martial's 'Erotion'?--
+
+ 'Hic festinata requiescit Erotion umbra,
+ Crimine quam fati sexta peremit hiems.
+ Quisquis eris nostri post me regnator agelli
+ Manibus exiguis annua justa dato.
+ Sic lare perpetuo, sic turba sospite, solus
+ Flebilis in terra sit lapis iste tua'--
+
+so prettily Englished by Leigh Hunt:
+
+ 'Underneath this greedy stone
+ Lies little sweet Erotion,
+ Whom the Fates with hearts as cold
+ Nipped away at six years old.
+ Those, whoever thou may'st be,
+ That hast this small field after me,
+ Let the yearly rites be paid
+ To her little slender shade;
+ So shall no disease or jar
+ Hurt thy house or chill thy Lar,
+ But this tomb be here alone
+ The only melancholy stone.'
+
+Our English epitaphs are to be found scattered up and down our country
+churchyards--'uncouth rhymes,' as Gray calls them, yet full of the
+sombre philosophy of life. They are fast becoming illegible, worn out
+by the rain that raineth every day, and our prim, present-day parsons
+do not look with favour upon them, besides which--to use a clumsy
+phrase--besides which most of our churchyards are now closed against
+burials, and without texts there can be no sermons:
+
+ 'I'll stay and read my sermon here,
+ And skulls and bones shall be my text.
+
+ * * * *
+
+ Here learn that glory and disgrace,
+ Wisdom and Folly, pass away,
+ That mirth hath its appointed space,
+ That sorrow is but for a day;
+ That all we love and all we hate,
+ That all we hope and all we fear,
+ Each mood of mind, each turn of fate,
+ Must end in dust and silence here.'
+
+The best epitaphs are the grim ones. Designed, as epitaphs are, to
+arrest and hold in their momentary grasp the wandering attention and
+languid interest of the passer-by, they must hit him hard and at once,
+and this they can only do by striking some very responsive chord, and
+no chords are so immediately responsive as those which relate to death
+and, it may be, judgment to come.
+
+Mr. Aubrey Stewart, in his interesting _Selection of English Epigrams
+and Epitaphs_, published by Chapman and Hall, quotes an epitaph from a
+Norfolk churchyard which I have seen in other parts of the country.
+The last time I saw it was in the Forest of Dean. It is admirably
+suited for the gravestone of any child of very tender years, say four:
+
+ 'When the Archangel's trump shall blow
+ And souls to bodies join,
+ Many will wish their lives below
+ Had been as short as mine.'
+
+It is uncouth, but it is warranted to grip.
+
+Frequently, too, have I noticed how constantly the attention is
+arrested by Pope's well-known lines from his magnificent 'Verses to
+the Memory of an Unfortunate Lady,' which are often to be found on
+tombstones:
+
+ 'So peaceful rests without a stone and name
+ What once had beauty, titles, wealth, and fame.
+ How loved, how honoured once avails thee not,
+ To whom related or by whom begot.
+ A heap of dust alone remains of thee;
+ 'Tis all thou art and all the proud shall be.'
+
+I wish our modern poetasters who deny Pope's claim to be a poet no
+worse fate than to lie under stones which have engraved upon them the
+lines just quoted, for they will then secure in death what in life was
+denied them--the ear of the public.
+
+Next to the grim epitaph, I should be disposed to rank those which
+remind the passer-by of his transitory estate. In different parts of
+the country--in Cumberland and Cornwall, in Croyland Abbey, in
+Llangollen Churchyard, in Melton Mowbray--are to be found lines more
+or less resembling the following:
+
+ 'Man's life is like unto a winter's day,
+ Some break their fast and so depart away,
+ Others stay dinner then depart full fed,
+ The longest age but sups and goes to bed.
+ O reader, there behold and see
+ As we are now, so thou must be.'
+
+The complimentary epitaph seldom pleases. To lie like a tombstone has
+become a proverb. Pope's famous epitaph on Newton:
+
+ 'Nature and Nature's laws lay hid in night,
+ God said, Let Newton be! and all was light.'
+
+is hyperbolical and out of character with the great man it seeks to
+honour. It was intended for Westminster Abbey. I rejoice at the
+preference given to prose Latinity.
+
+The tender and emotional epitaphs have a tendency to become either
+insipid or silly. But Herrick has shown us how to rival Martial:
+
+ 'UPON A CHILD THAT DIED.
+
+ Here she lies a pretty bud
+ Lately made of flesh and blood;
+ Who as soon fell fast asleep
+ As her little eyes did peep.
+ Give her strewings, but not stir
+ The earth that lightly covers her.'
+
+Mr. Dodd, the editor of the admirable volume called _The
+Epigrammatists_, published in Bohn's Standard Library, calls these
+lines a model of simplicity and elegance. So they are, but they are
+very vague. But then the child was very young. Erotion, one must
+remember, was six years old. Ben Jonson's beautiful epitaph on S.P., a
+child of Queen Elizabeth's Chapel, beginning,
+
+ 'Weep with me all you that read
+ This little story;
+ And know for whom the tear you shed
+ Death's self is sorry,'
+
+is fine poetry, but it is not life or death as plain people know those
+sober realities. The flippant epitaph is always abominable. Gay's, for
+example:
+
+ 'Life is a jest, and all things show it.
+ I thought so once, but now I know it.'
+
+But _does_ he know it? Ay, there's the rub! The note of Christianity
+is seldom struck in epitaphs. There is a deep-rooted paganism in the
+English people which is for ever bubbling up and asserting itself in
+the oddest of ways. Coleridge's epitaph for himself is a striking
+exception:
+
+ 'Stop, Christian passer-by! stop, child of God,
+ And read with gentle breast, Beneath this sod
+ A poet lies, or that which once seemed he.
+ O lift one thought in prayer for S.T.C,
+ That he who many a year with toil of breath
+ Found death in life, may here find life in death!
+ Mercy for praise--to be forgiven for fame,
+ He ask'd and hoped through Christ. Do thou the same.'
+
+
+
+
+'HANSARD'
+
+
+'Men are we, and must mourn when e'en the shade of that which once was
+great has passed away.' This quotation--which, in obedience to the
+prevailing taste, I print as prose--was forced upon me by reading in
+the papers an account of some proceedings in a sale-room in Chancery
+Lane last Tuesday,[A] when the entire stock and copyright of
+_Hansard's Parliamentary History and Debates_ were exposed for sale,
+and, it must be added, to ridicule. Yet 'Hansard' was once a name to
+conjure with. To be in it was an ambition--costly, troublesome, but
+animating; to know it was, if not a liberal education, at all events
+almost certain promotion; whilst to possess it for your very own was
+the outward and visible sign of serious statesmanship. No wonder that
+unimaginative men still believed that _Hansard_ was a property with
+money in it. Is it not the counterpart of Parliament, its dark and
+majestic shadow thrown across the page of history? As the pious
+Catholic studies his _Acta Sanctorum_, so should the constitutionalist
+love to pore over the _ipsissima verba_ of Parliamentary gladiators,
+and read their resolutions and their motions. Where else save in the
+pages of _Hansard_ can we make ourselves fully acquainted with the
+history of the Mother of Free Institutions? It is, no doubt, dull, but
+with the soberminded a large and spacious dulness like that of
+_Hansard's Debates_ is better than the incongruous chirpings of the
+new 'humourists.' Besides, its dulness is exaggerated. If a reader
+cannot extract amusement from it the fault is his, not _Hansard's_.
+But, indeed, this perpetual talk of dulness and amusement ought not to
+pass unchallenged. Since when has it become a crime to be dull? Our
+fathers were not ashamed to be dull in a good cause. We are ashamed,
+but without ceasing to be dull.
+
+ [Footnote A: March 8, 1902.]
+
+But it is idle to argue with the higgle of the market. 'Things are
+what they are,' said Bishop Butler in a passage which has lost its
+freshness; that is to say, they are worth what they will fetch. 'Why,
+then, should we desire to be deceived?' The test of truth remains
+undiscovered, but the test of present value is the auction mart. Tried
+by this test, it is plain that _Hansard_ has fallen upon evil days.
+The bottled dreariness of Parliament is falling, falling, falling. An
+Elizabethan song-book, the original edition of Gray's _Elegy_, or
+_Peregrine Pickle_, is worth more than, or nearly as much as, the 458
+volumes of _Hansard's Parliamentary Debates_. Three complete sets were
+sold last Tuesday; one brought £110, the other two but £70 each. And
+yet it is not long ago since a _Hansard_ was worth three times as
+much. Where were our young politicians? There are serious men on both
+sides of the House. Men of their stamp twenty years ago would not have
+been happy without a _Hansard_ to clothe their shelves with dignity
+and their minds with quotations. But these young men were not bidders.
+
+As the sale proceeded, the discredit of _Hansard_ became plainer and
+plainer. For the copyright, including, of course, the goodwill of the
+name--the right to call yourself 'Hansard' for years to come--not a
+penny was offered, and yet, as the auctioneer feelingly observed, only
+eighteen months ago it was valued at £60,000. The cold douche of the
+auction mart may brace the mind, but is apt to lower the price of
+commodities of this kind. Then came incomplete and unbound sets, with
+doleful results. For forty copies of the 'Indian Debates' for 1889
+only a penny a copy was offered. It was rumoured that the bidder
+intended, had he been successful, to circulate the copies amongst the
+supporters of a National Council for India; but his purpose was
+frustrated by the auctioneer, who, mindful of the honour of the
+Empire, sorrowfully but firmly withdrew the lot, and proceeded to the
+next, amidst the jeers of a thoroughly demoralized audience. But this
+subject why pursue? It is, for the reason already cited at the
+beginning, a painful one. The glory of _Hansard_ has departed for
+ever. Like a new-fangled and sham religion, it began in pride and
+ended in a police-court, instead of beginning in a police-court and
+ending in pride, which is the now well-defined course of true
+religion.
+
+The fact that nobody wants _Hansard_ is not necessarily a rebuff to
+Parliamentary eloquence, yet these low prices jump with the times and
+undoubtedly indicate an impatience of oratory. We talk more than our
+ancestors, but we prove our good faith by doing it very badly. We have
+no Erskines at the Bar, but trials last longer than ever. There are
+not half a dozen men in the House of Commons who can make a speech,
+properly so called, but the session is none the shorter on that
+account. _Hansard's Debates_ are said to be dull to read, but there is
+a sterner fate than reading a dull debate: you may be called upon to
+listen to one. The statesmen of the time must be impervious to
+dulness; they must crush the artist within them to a powder. The new
+people who have come bounding into politics and are now claiming their
+share of the national inheritance are not orators by nature, and will
+never become so by culture; but they mean business, and that is well.
+Caleb Garth and not George Canning should be the model of the virtuous
+politician of the future.
+
+
+
+
+CONTEMPT OF COURT
+
+
+The late Mr. Carlyle has somewhere in his voluminous but well-indexed
+writings a highly humorous and characteristic passage in which he,
+with all his delightful gusto, dilates upon the oddity of the scene
+where a withered old sinner perched on a bench, quaintly attired in
+red turned up with ermine, addresses another sinner in a wooden pew,
+and bids him be taken away and hung by the neck until he is dead; and
+how the sinner in the pew, instead of indignantly remonstrating with
+the sinner on the bench, 'Why, you cantankerous old absurdity, what
+are you about taking my life like that?' usually exhibits signs of
+great depression, and meekly allows himself to be conducted to his
+cell, from whence in due course he is taken and throttled according to
+law.
+
+This situation described by Carlyle is doubtless mighty full of
+humour; but, none the less, were any prisoner at the bar to adopt
+Craigenputtock's suggestion, he would only add to the peccadillo of
+murder the grave offence of contempt of court, which has been defined
+'as a disobedience to the court, an opposing or despising the
+authority, justice, and dignity thereof.'
+
+The whole subject of Contempt is an interesting and picturesque one,
+and has been treated after an interesting and picturesque yet accurate
+and learned fashion by a well-known lawyer, in a treatise[A] which
+well deserves to be read not merely by the legal practitioner, but by
+the student of constitutional law and the nice observer of our manners
+and customs.
+
+ [Footnote A: _Contempt of Court, etc._ By J.F. Oswald, Q.C. London:
+ William Clowes and Sons, Limited.]
+
+An ill-disposed person may exhibit contempt of court in divers
+ways--for example, he may scandalize the the court itself, which may
+be done not merely by the extreme measure of hurling missiles at the
+presiding judge, or loudly contemning his learning or authority, but
+by ostentatiously reading a newspaper in his presence, or laughing
+uproariously at a joke made by somebody else. Such contempts,
+committed as they are _in facie curiae_, are criminal offences, and
+may be punished summarily by immediate imprisonment without the right
+of appeal. It speaks well both for the great good sense of the judges
+and for the deep-rooted legal instincts of our people that such
+offences are seldom heard of. It would be impossible nicely to define
+what measure of freedom of manners should be allowed in a court of
+justice, which, as we know, is neither a church nor a theatre, but, as
+a matter of practice, the happy mean between an awe-struck and unmanly
+silence and free-and-easy conversation is well preserved. The
+practising advocate, to avoid contempt and obtain, if instructed so to
+do, a hearing, must obey certain sumptuary laws, for not only must he
+don the horsehair wig, the gown, and bands of his profession, but his
+upper clothing must be black, nor should his nether garment be
+otherwise than of sober hue. Mr. Oswald reports Mr. Justice Byles as
+having once observed to the late Lord Coleridge whilst at the Bar: 'I
+always listen with little pleasure to the arguments of counsel whose
+legs are encased in light gray trousers.' The junior Bar is growing
+somewhat lax in these matters. Dark gray coats are not unknown, and it
+was only the other day I observed a barrister duly robed sitting in
+court in a white waistcoat, apparently oblivious of the fact that
+whilst thus attired no judge could possibly have heard a word he said.
+However, as he had nothing to say, the question did not arise. It is
+doubtless the increasing Chamber practice of the judges which has
+occasioned this regrettable laxity. In Chambers a judge cannot
+summarily commit for contempt, nor is it necessary or customary for
+counsel to appear before him in robes. Some judges object to fancy
+waistcoats in Chambers, but others do not. The late Sir James Bacon,
+who was a great stickler for forensic propriety, and who, sitting in
+court, would not have allowed a counsel in a white waistcoat to say a
+word, habitually wore one himself when sitting as vacation judge in
+the summer.
+
+It must not be supposed that there can be no contempt out of court.
+There can. To use bad language on being served with legal process is
+to treat the court from whence such process issued with contempt. None
+the less, considerable latitude of language on such occasions is
+allowed. How necessary it is to protect the humble officers of the law
+who serve writs and subpoenas is proved by the case of one Johns, who
+was very rightly committed to the Fleet in 1772, it appearing by
+affidavit that he had compelled the poor wretch who sought to serve
+him with a subpoena to devour both the parchment and the wax seal of
+the court, and had then, after kicking him so savagely as to make him
+insensible, ordered his body to be cast into the river. No amount of
+irritation could justify such conduct. It is no contempt to tear up
+the writ or subpoena in the presence of the officer of the court,
+because, the service once lawfully effected, the court is indifferent
+to the treatment of its stationery; but such behaviour, though lawful,
+is childish. To obstruct a witness on his way to give evidence, or to
+threaten him if he does give evidence, or to tamper with the jury, are
+all serious contempts. In short, there is a divinity which hedges a
+court of justice, and anybody who, by action or inaction, renders the
+course of justice more difficult or dilatory than it otherwise would
+be, incurs the penalty of contempt. Consider, for example, the case of
+documents and letters. Prior to the issue of a writ, the owner of
+documents and letters may destroy them, if he pleases--the fact of his
+having done so, if litigation should ensue on the subject to which the
+destroyed documents related, being only matter for comment--but the
+moment a writ is issued the destruction by a defendant of any document
+in his possession relating to the action is a grave contempt, for
+which a duchess was lately sent to prison. There is something majestic
+about this. No sooner is the aid of a court of law invoked than it
+assumes a seizin of every scrap of writing which will assist it in its
+investigation of the matter at issue between the parties, and to
+destroy any such paper is to obstruct the court in its holy task, and
+therefore a contempt.
+
+To disobey a specific order of the court is, of course, contempt. The
+old Court of Chancery had a great experience in this aspect of the
+question. It was accustomed to issue many peremptory commands; it
+forbade manufacturers to foul rivers, builders so to build as to
+obstruct ancient lights, suitors to seek the hand in matrimony of its
+female wards, Dissenting ministers from attempting to occupy the
+pulpits from which their congregations had by vote ejected them, and
+so on through almost all the business of this mortal life. It was more
+ready to forbid than to command; but it would do either if justice
+required it. And if you persisted in doing what the Court of Chancery
+told you not to do, you were committed; whilst if you refused to do
+what it had ordered you to do, you were attached; and the difference
+between committal and attachment need not concern the lay mind.
+
+To pursue the subject further would be to plunge into the morasses of
+the law where there is no footing for the plain man; but just a word
+or two may be added on the subject of punishment for contempt. In old
+days persons who were guilty of contempt _in facie curiae_ had their
+right hands cut off, and Mr. Oswald prints as an appendix to his book
+certain clauses of an Act of Parliament of Henry VIII. which provide
+for the execution of this barbarous sentence, and also (it must be
+admitted) for the kindly after-treatment of the victim, who was to
+have a surgeon at hand to sear the stump, a sergeant of the poultry
+with a cock ready for the surgeon to wrap about the stump, a sergeant
+of the pantry with bread to eat, and a sergeant of the cellar with a
+pot of red wine to drink.
+
+Nowadays the penalty for most contempts is costs. The guilty party in
+order to purge his contempt has to pay all the costs of a motion to
+commit and attach. The amount is not always inconsiderable, and when
+it is paid it would be idle to apply to the other side for a pot of
+red wine. They would only laugh at you. Our ancestors had a way of
+mitigating their atrocities which robs the latter of more than half
+their barbarity. Costs are an unmitigable atrocity.
+
+
+
+
+5 EDWARD VII., CHAPTER 12
+
+
+The appearance of this undebated Act of Parliament in the attenuated
+volume of the Statutes of 1905 almost forces upon sensitive minds an
+unwelcome inquiry as to what is the attitude proper to be assumed by
+an emancipated but trained intelligence towards a decision of the
+House of Lords, sitting judicially as the highest (because the last)
+Court of Appeal.
+
+So far as the _parties_ to the litigation are concerned, the decision,
+if of a final character, puts an end to the _lis_. Litigation must, so
+at least it has always been assumed, end somewhere, and in these
+realms it ends with the House of Lords. Higher you cannot go, however
+litigiously minded.
+
+In the vast majority of appeal cases a final appeal not only ends the
+_lis_, but determines once for all the rights of the parties to the
+subject-matter. The successful litigant leaves the House of Lords
+quieted in his possession or restored to what he now knows to be his
+own, conscious of a victory, final and complete; whilst the
+unsuccessful litigant goes away exceeding sorrowful, knowing that his
+only possible revenge is to file his petition in bankruptcy.
+
+This, however, is not always so.
+
+In August, 1904, the House of Lords decided in a properly constituted
+_lis_ that a particular ecclesiastical body in Scotland, somewhat
+reduced in numbers, but existent and militant, was entitled to certain
+property held in trust for the use and behoof of the Free Church of
+Scotland. There is no other way of holding property than by a legal
+title. Sometimes that title has been created by an Act of Parliament,
+and sometimes it is a title recognised by the general laws and customs
+of the realm, but a legal title it has got to be. Titles are never
+matters of rhetoric, nor are they _jure divino_, or conferred in
+answer to prayer; they are strictly legal matters, and it is the very
+particular business of courts of law, when properly invoked, to
+recognise and enforce them.
+
+In the case I have in mind there were two claimants to the
+subject-matter--the Free Church and the United Free Church--and the
+House of Lords, after a great argle-bargle, decided that the property
+in question belonged to the Free Church.
+
+Thereupon the expected happened. A hubbub arose in Scotland and
+elsewhere, and in consequence of the hubbub an Act of Parliament has
+somewhat coyly made its appearance in the Statute Book (5 Edward VII.,
+chapter 12) appointing and authorizing Commissioners to take away from
+the successful litigant a certain portion of the property just
+declared to be his, and to give it to the unsuccessful litigant.
+
+The reasons alleged for taking away by statute from the Free Church
+some of the property that belongs to it are that the Free Church is
+not big enough to administer satisfactorily all the property it
+possesses; and that the State may reasonably refuse to allow a
+religious body to have more property than it can in the opinion of
+State-appointed Commissioners usefully employ in the propagation of
+its religion. Let the reasons be well noted. They have made their
+appearance before in history. These were the reasons alleged by Henry
+VIII. for the suppression of the smaller monasteries. The State,
+having made up its mind to take away from the Free Church so much of
+its property as the Commissioners may think it cannot usefully
+administer, then proceeds, by this undebated Act of Parliament, to
+give the overplus to the unsuccessful litigant, the United Free
+Church. Why to them? It will never do to answer this question by
+saying because it is always desirable to return lost property to its
+true owner, since so to reply would be to give the lie direct to a
+decision of the Final Court of Appeal on a question of property.
+
+In the eye--I must not write the blind eye--of the law, this
+parliamentary gift to the United Free Church is not a _giving back_
+but an _original free gift_ from the State by way of endowment to a
+particular denomination of Presbyterian dissenters. In theory the
+State could have done what it liked with so much of the property of
+the Free Church as that body is not big enough to spend upon itself.
+It might, for example, have divided it between Presbyterians
+generally, or it might have left it to the Free Church to say who was
+to be the disponee of its property.
+
+As a matter of hard fact, the State had no choice in the matter. It
+could not select, or let the Free Church select, the object of its
+bounty. The public sense (a vague term) demanded that the United Free
+Church should not be required to abide by the decision of the House of
+Lords, but should have given to it whatever property could, under any
+decent pretext of public policy and by Act of Parliament, be taken
+away from the Free Church. If the pretext of the inability of the
+Free Church to administer its own estate had not been forthcoming,
+some other pretext must and would have been discovered.
+
+Having regard, then, to 5 Edward VII., chapter 12, how ought one to
+feel towards the decision of the House of Lords in the Scottish
+Churches case? In public life you can usually huddle up anything, if
+only all parties, for reasons, however diverse, of their own, are
+agreed upon what is to be done. Like many another Act of Parliament, 5
+Edward VII., chapter 12, was bought with a sum of money. Nobody, not
+even Lord Robertson, really wanted to debate or discuss it, least of
+all to discover the philosophy of it. But in an essay you can huddle
+up nothing. At all hazards, you must go on. This is why so many
+essayists have been burnt alive.
+
+_First_.--Was the decision wrong? 'Yes' or 'No.' If it was right--
+
+_Second_.--Was the law, in pursuance of which the decision was given,
+so manifestly unjust as to demand, not the alteration of the law for
+the future, but the passage through Parliament, _ex post facto_, of an
+Act to prevent the decision from taking effect between the parties
+according to its tenour?
+
+_Third_.--Supposing the decision to be right, and the law it expounded
+just and reasonable in general, was there anything in the peculiar
+circumstances of the successful litigant, and in the sources from
+which a considerable portion of the property was derived, to justify
+Parliamentary interference and the provisions of 5 Edward VII.,
+chapter 12?
+
+_Number Three_, being the easiest way out of the difficulty, has been
+adopted. The _decision_ remains untouched, the _law_ it expounds
+remains unaltered--nothing has gone, except the _order_ of the Final
+Court giving effect to the untouched decision and to the unaltered
+law. _That_ has been tampered with for the reasons suggested in
+_Number Three_.
+
+John Locke was fond of referring questions to something he called 'the
+bulk of mankind'--an undefinable, undignified, unsalaried body, of
+small account at the beginning of controversies, but all-powerful at
+their close.
+
+My own belief is that eventually 'the bulk of mankind' will say
+bluntly that the House of Lords went wrong in these cases, and that
+the Act of Parliament was hastily patched up to avert wrong, and to
+do substantial justice between the parties.
+
+If asked, What can 'the bulk of mankind' know about law? I reply, with
+great cheerfulness, 'Very little indeed.' But suppose that the
+application of law to a particular _lis_ requires precise and full
+knowledge of all that happened during an ecclesiastical contest, and,
+in addition, demands a grasp of the philosophy of religion, and the
+ascertainment of true views as to the innate authority of a church and
+the development of doctrine, would there be anything very surprising
+if half a dozen eminent authorities in our Courts of Law and Equity
+were to go wrong?
+
+Between a frank admission of an incomplete consideration of a
+complicated and badly presented case and such blunt _ex post facto_
+legislation as 5 Edward VII., chapter 12, I should have preferred the
+former. The Act is what would once have been called a dangerous
+precedent. To-day precedents, good or bad, are not much considered. If
+we want to do a thing, we do it, precedent or no precedent. So far we
+have done so very little that the question has hardly arisen. If our
+Legislature ever reassumes activity under new conditions, and in
+obedience to new impulses, it may be discovered whether bad precedents
+are dangerous or not.
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+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h1>IN THE NAME OF THE BODLEIAN </h1>
+<h2>AND OTHER ESSAYS</H2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+ <h3>BY</h3>
+ <h2>AUGUSTINE BIRRELL</h2>
+
+ <center>HONORARY FELLOW OF TRINITY HALL, CAMBRIDGE</center>
+ <p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class="note">
+ <i>'Peace be with the soul of that charitable and courteous author who
+ for the common benefit of his fellow-authors introduced the ingenious
+ way of miscellaneous writing.'</i>&mdash;<small>LORD SHAFTESBURY</small>.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<H3>
+ LONDON
+</h3>
+<h3>
+ 1906
+</h3>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<hr>
+<H3>
+ AUTHOR'S NOTE
+</H3>
+<p class="note">
+ The first paper appeared in the <i>Outlook</i>, New York, the one on Mr.
+ Bradlaugh in the <i>Nineteenth Century</i>, and some of the others at
+ different times in the <i>Speaker</i>.<br><br>
+ <small>3, NEW SQUARE, <br>
+ &nbsp; &nbsp;LINCOLN'S INN.</small>
+</p>
+<hr>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<h2>CONTENTS</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+ <p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_2">I.
+'IN THE NAME OF THE BODLEIAN'
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_3">II.
+BOOKWORMS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_4">III.
+CONFIRMED READERS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_5">IV.
+FIRST EDITIONS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_6">V.
+GOSSIP IN A LIBRARY
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_7">VI.
+LIBRARIANS AT PLAY
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_8">VII.
+LAWYERS AT PLAY
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_9">VIII.
+THE NON-JURORS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_10">IX.
+LORD CHESTERFIELD
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_11">X.
+THE JOHNSONIAN LEGEND
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_12">XI.
+BOSWELL AS BIOGRAPHER
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_13">XII.
+OLD PLEASURE GARDENS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_14">XIII.
+OLD BOOKSELLERS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_15">XIV.
+A FEW WORDS ABOUT COPYRIGHT IN BOOKS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_16">XV.
+HANNAH MORE ONCE MORE
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_17">XVI.
+ARTHUR YOUNG
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_18">XVII.
+THOMAS PAINE
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_19">XVIII.
+CHARLES BRADLAUGH
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_20">XIX.
+DISRAELI <i>EX RELATIONE</i> SIR WILLIAM FRASER
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_21">XX.
+A CONNOISSEUR
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_22">XXI.
+OUR GREAT MIDDLE CLASS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_23">XXII.
+TAR AND WHITEWASH
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_24">XXIII.
+ITINERARIES
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_25">XXIV.
+EPITAPHS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_26">XXV.
+'HANSARD'
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_27">XXVI.
+CONTEMPT OF COURT
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_28">XXVII.
+5 EDWARD VII., CHAPTER 12
+</a></p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<hr>
+
+
+
+
+
+<a name="2H_4_2"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ 'IN THE NAME OF THE BODLEIAN'
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ With what feelings, I wonder, ought one to approach in a famous
+ University an already venerable foundation, devoted by the last will
+ and indented deed of a pious benefactor to the collection and housing
+ of books and the promotion of learning? The Bodleian at this moment
+ harbours within its walls well-nigh half a million of printed volumes,
+ some scores of precious manuscripts in all the tongues, and has become
+ a name famous throughout the whole civilized world. What sort of a
+ poor scholar would he be whose heart did not beat within him when, for
+ the first time, he found himself, to quote the words of 'Elia,' 'in
+ the heart of learning, under the shadow of the mighty Bodley'?
+</p>
+<p>
+ Grave questions these! 'The following episode occurred during one of
+ Calverley's (then Blayds) appearances at "Collections," the Master
+ (Dr. Jenkyns) officiating. <i>Question</i>: "And with what feelings, Mr.
+ Blayds, ought we to regard the decalogue?" Calverley who had no very
+ clear idea of what was meant by the decalogue, but who had a due sense
+ of the importance both of the occasion and of the question, made the
+ following reply: "Master, with feelings of devotion, mingled with
+ awe!" "Quite right, young man; a very proper answer," exclaimed the
+ Master.' <a name="1"></a> <a href="#note-1"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a>
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'Devotion mingled with awe' might be a very proper answer for me to
+ make to my own questions, but possessing that acquaintance with the
+ history of the most picturesque of all libraries which anybody can
+ have who loves books enough to devote a dozen quiet hours of
+ rumination to the pages of Mr. Macray's <i>Annals of the Bodleian
+ Library</i>, second edition, Oxford, 'at the Clarendon Press, 1890,' I
+ cannot honestly profess to entertain in my breast, with regard to it,
+ the precise emotions which C.S.C. declared took possession of him when
+ he regarded the decalogue. A great library easily begets affection,
+ which may deepen into love; but devotion and awe are plants hard to
+ rear in our harsh climate; besides, can it be well denied that there
+ is something in a huge collection of the ancient learning, of
+ mediaeval folios, of controversial pamphlets, and in the thick black
+ dust these things so woefully collect, provocative of listlessness and
+ enervation and of a certain Solomonic dissatisfaction? The two writers
+ of modern times, both pre-eminently sympathetic towards the past, who
+ have best described this somewhat melancholy and disillusioned frame
+ of mind are both Americans: Washington Irving, in two essays in <i>The
+ Sketch-Book</i>, 'The Art of Bookmaking' and 'The Mutability of
+ Literature'; and Nathaniel Hawthorne, in many places, but notably in
+ that famous chapter on 'The Emptiness of Picture Galleries,' in <i>The
+ Marble Faun</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ It is perhaps best not to make too great demands upon our slender
+ stock of deep emotions, not to rhapsodize too much, or vainly to
+ pretend, as some travellers have done, that to them the collections
+ of the Bodleian, its laden shelves and precious cases, are more
+ attractive than wealth, fame, or family, and that it was stern Fate
+ that alone compelled them to leave Oxford by train after a visit
+ rarely exceeding twenty-four hours in duration.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Sir Thomas Bodley's Library at Oxford is, all will admit, a great and
+ glorious institution, one of England's sacred places; and springing,
+ as it did, out of the mind, heart, and head of one strong, efficient,
+ and resolute man, it is matter for rejoicing with every honest
+ gentleman to be able to observe how quickly the idea took root,
+ how well it has thriven, by how great a tradition it has become
+ consecrated, and how studiously the wishes of the founder in all their
+ essentials are still observed and carried out.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Saith the prophet Isaiah, 'The liberal deviseth liberal things; and by
+ liberal things he shall stand.' The name of Thomas Bodley still stands
+ all the world over by the liberal thing he devised.
+</p>
+<p>
+ A few pages about this 'second Ptolemy' will be grudged me by none but
+ unlettered churls.
+</p>
+<p>
+ He was a west countryman, an excellent thing to be in England if you
+ want backing through thick and thin, and was born in Exeter on March
+ 2nd, 1544&mdash;a most troublesome date. It seems our fate in the old home
+ never to be for long quit of the religious difficulty&mdash;which is very
+ hard upon us, for nobody, I suppose, would call the English a
+ 'religious' people. Little Thomas Bodley opened his eyes in a land
+ distracted with the religious difficulty. Listen to his own words;
+ they are full of the times: 'My father, in the time of Queen Mary,
+ being noted and known to be an enemy to Popery, was so cruelly
+ threatened and so narrowly observed by those that maliced his
+ religion, that for the safeguard of himself and my mother, who was
+ wholly affected as my father, he knew no way so secure as to fly into
+ Germany, where after a while he found means to call over my mother
+ with all his children and family, whom he settled for a time in Wesel
+ in Cleveland. (For there, there were many English which had left their
+ country for their conscience and with quietness enjoyed their meetings
+ and preachings.) From thence he removed to the town of Frankfort,
+ where there was in like sort another English congregation. Howbeit we
+ made no longer tarriance in either of these two towns, for that my
+ father had resolved to fix his abode in the city of Geneva.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Here the Bodleys remained 'until such time as our Nation was
+ advertised of the death of Queen Mary and the succession of Elizabeth,
+ with the change of religion which caused my father to hasten into
+ England.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ In Geneva young Bodley and his brothers enjoyed what now would be
+ called great educational advantages. Small creature though he was, he
+ yet attended, so he says, the public lectures of Chevalerius in
+ Hebrew, Bersaldus in Greek, and of Calvin and Beza in Divinity. He
+ had also 'domestical teachers,' and was taught Homer by Robert
+ Constantinus, who was the author of a Greek lexicon, a luxury in those
+ days.
+</p>
+<p>
+ On returning to England, Bodley proceeded, not to Exeter College, as
+ by rights he should have done, but to Magdalen, where he became a
+ 'reading man,' and graduated Bachelor of Arts in 1563. The next year
+ he shifted his quarters to Merton, where he gave public lectures on
+ Greek. In 1566 he became a Master of Arts, took to the study of
+ natural philosophy, and three years later was Junior Proctor. He
+ remained in residence until 1576, thus spending seventeen years in the
+ University. In the last-mentioned year he obtained leave of absence to
+ travel on the Continent, and for four years he pursued his studies
+ abroad, mastering the French, Spanish, and Italian languages. Some
+ short time after his return home he obtained an introduction to Court
+ circles and became an Esquire to Queen Elizabeth, who seems to have
+ entertained varying opinions about him, at one time greatly commending
+ him and at another time wishing he were hanged&mdash;an awkward wish on
+ Tudor lips. In 1588 Bodley married a wealthy widow, a Mrs. Ball, the
+ daughter of a Bristol man named Carew. As Bodley survived his wife and
+ had no children, a good bit of her money remains in the Bodleian to
+ this day. Blessed be her memory! Nor should the names of Carew and
+ Ball be wholly forgotten in this connection. From 1588 to 1596 Bodley
+ was in the diplomatic service, chiefly at The Hague, where he did good
+ work in troublesome times. On being finally recalled from The Hague,
+ Bodley had to make up his mind whether to pursue a public life. He
+ suffered from having too many friends, for not only did Burleigh
+ patronize him, but Essex must needs do the same. No man can serve two
+ masters, and though to be the victim of the rival ambitions of greater
+ men than yourself is no uncommon fate, it is a currish one. Bodley
+ determined to escape it, and to make for himself after a very
+ different fashion a name <i>aere perennius</i>.
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'I resolved thereupon to possess my soul in peace all the residue
+ of my days, to take my full farewell of State employments, to
+ satisfy my mind with the mediocrity of worldly living that I had of
+ mine own, and so to retire me from the Court.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ But what was he to do?
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Whereupon, examining exactly for the rest of my life what course I
+ might take, and having sought all the ways to the wood to select
+ the most proper, I concluded at the last to set up my staff at the
+ Library door in Oxford, being thoroughly persuaded that in my
+ solitude and surcease from the Commonwealth affairs I could not
+ busy myself to better purpose than by reducing that place (which
+ then in every part lay ruined waste) to the publick use of
+ students.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ It is pleasant to be admitted into the birth-chamber of a great idea
+ destined to be translated into action. Bodley proceeds to state the
+ four qualifications he felt himself to possess to do this great bit of
+ work: first, the necessary knowledge of ancient and modern tongues and
+ of 'sundry other sorts of scholastical literature'; second, purse
+ ability; third, a great store of honourable friends; and fourth,
+ leisure.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Bodley's description of the state of the old library as lying in every
+ part ruined and in waste was but too true.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Richard of Bury, the book-loving Bishop of Durham, seems to have been
+ the first donor of manuscripts on anything like a large scale to
+ Oxford, but the library he founded was at Durham College, which stood
+ where Trinity College now stands, and was in no sense a University
+ library. The good Bishop, known to all book-hunters as the author of
+ the <i>Philobiblon</i>, died in 1345, but his collection remained intact,
+ subject to rules he had himself laid down, until the dissolution of
+ the monasteries, when Durham College, which was attached to a
+ religious house, was put up for sale, and its library, like so much
+ else of good learning at this sad period, was dispersed and for the
+ most part destroyed.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Bodley's real predecessor, the first begetter of a University library,
+ was Thomas Cobham, Bishop of Worcester, who in 1320 prepared a chamber
+ above a vaulted room in the north-east corner of St. Mary's Church for
+ the reception of the books he intended to bestow upon his University.
+ When the Bishop of Worcester (as a matter of fact, he had once been
+ elected Archbishop of Canterbury; but that is another story, as
+ Laurence Sterne has said) died in 1327, it was discovered that he had
+ by his will bequeathed his library to Oxford, but he was insolvent! No
+ rich relict of a defunct Ball was available for a Bishop in those
+ days. The executors found themselves without sufficient estate to pay
+ for their testator's funeral expenses, even then the first charge upon
+ assets. They are not to be blamed for pawning the library. A good
+ friend redeemed the pledge, and despatched the books&mdash;all, of course,
+ manuscripts&mdash;to Oxford. For some reason or another Oriel took them in,
+ and, having become their bailee, refused to part with them, possibly
+ and plausibly alleging that the University was not in a position to
+ give a valid receipt. At Oriel they remained for ten years, when all
+ of a sudden the scholars of the University, animated by their
+ notorious affection for sound learning and a good 'row,' took Oriel by
+ storm, and carried off the books in triumph to Bishop Cobham's room,
+ where they remained in chests unread for thirty years. In 1367 the
+ University by statute ratified and confirmed its title to the books,
+ and published regulations for their use, but the quarrel with Oriel
+ continued till 1409, when the Cobham Library was for the first time
+ properly furnished and opened as a place for study and reference.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The librarian of the old Cobham Library had an advantage over Mr.
+ Nicholson, the Bodley librarian of to-day. Being a clerk in Holy
+ Orders before the time when, in Bodley's own phrase, already quoted,
+ we 'changed' our religion, he was authorized by the University to say
+ masses for the souls of all dead donors of books, whether by gifts
+ <i>inter vivos</i> or by bequest.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The first great benefactor of Cobham's Library was Duke Humphrey of
+ Gloucester, the youngest son of Henry IV., and perhaps the most
+ 'pushful' youngest son in our royal annals. Though a dissipated and
+ unprincipled fellow, he lives in history as 'the good Duke Humphrey,'
+ because he had the sense to patronize learning, collect manuscripts,
+ and enrich Universities. He began his gifts to Oxford as early, so say
+ some authorities, as 1411, and continued his donations of manuscripts
+ with such vivacity that the little room in St. Mary's could no longer
+ contain its riches. Hence the resolution of the University in 1444 to
+ build a new library over the Divinity School. This new room, which
+ was completed in 1480, forms now the central portion of that great
+ reading-room so affectionately remembered by thousands of still living
+ students.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Duke Humphrey's Library, as the new room was popularly called,
+ continued to flourish and receive valuable accessions of manuscripts
+ and printed books belonging to divinity, medicine, natural science,
+ and literature until the ill-omened year 1550. Oxford has never loved
+ Commissioners revising her statutes and reforming her schools, but
+ the Commissioners of 1550 were worse than prigs, worse even than
+ Erastians: they were barbarians and wreckers. They were deputed by
+ King Edward VI., 'in the spirit of the Reformation,' to make an end of
+ the Popish superstition. Under their hands the library totally
+ disappeared, and for a long while the tailors and shoemakers and
+ bookbinders of Oxford were well supplied with vellum, which they found
+ useful in their respective callings. It was a hard fate for so
+ splendid a collection. True it is that for the most part the contents
+ of the library had been rescued from miserable ill-usage in the
+ monasteries and chapter-houses where they had their first habitations,
+ but at last they had found shelter over the Divinity School of a great
+ University. There at least they might hope to slumber. But our
+ Reformers thought otherwise. The books and manuscripts being thus
+ dispersed or destroyed, a prudent if unromantic Convocation exposed
+ for sale the wooden shelves, desks, and seats of the old library, and
+ so made a complete end of the whole concern, thus making room for
+ Thomas Bodley.
+</p>
+<p>
+ On February 23, 1597/8, Thomas Bodley sat himself down in his London
+ house and addressed to the Vice-Chancellor of his University a certain
+ famous letter:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'SIR,<br>
+
+ 'Altho' you know me not as I suppose, yet for the farthering of an
+ offer of evident utilitie to your whole University I will not be
+ too scrupulous in craving your assistance. I have been alwaies of
+ a mind that if God of his goodness should make me able to do
+ anything for the benefit of posteritie, I would shew some token of
+ affiction that I have ever more borne to the studies of good
+ learning. I know my portion is too slender to perform for the
+ present any answerable act to my willing disposition, but yet to
+ notify some part of my desire in that behalf I have resolved thus
+ to deal. Where there hath been heretofore a public library in
+ Oxford which you know is apparent by the room itself remaining and
+ by your statute records, I will take the charge and cost upon me to
+ reduce it again to its former use and to make it fit and handsome
+ with seats and shelves and desks and all that may be needful to
+ stir up other mens benevolence to help to furnish it with books.
+ And this I purpose to begin as soon as timber can be gotten to the
+ intent that you may be of some speedy profit of my project. And
+ where before as I conceive it was to be reputed but a store of
+ books of divers benefactors because it never had any lasting
+ allowance for augmentation of the number or supply of books
+ decayed, whereby it came to pass that when those that were in being
+ were either wasted or embezzled, the whole foundation came to ruin.
+ To meet with that inconvenience, I will so provide hereafter (if
+ God do not hinder my present design) as you shall be still assured
+ of a standing annual rent to be disbursed every year in buying of
+ books, or officers stipends and other pertinent occasions, with
+ which provision and some order for the preservation of the place
+ and the furniture of it from accustomed abuses, it may perhaps in
+ time to come prove a notable treasure for the multitude of volumes,
+ an excellent benefit for the use and ease of students, and a
+ singular ornament of the University.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ The letter does not stop here, but my quotation has already probably
+ wearied most of my readers, though for my own part I am not ashamed to
+ confess that I seldom tire of retracing with my own hand the
+ <i>ipsissima verba</i> whereby great and truly notable gifts have been
+ bestowed upon nations or Universities or even municipalities for the
+ advancement of learning and the spread of science. Bodley's language
+ is somewhat involved, but through it glows the plain intention of an
+ honest man.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Convocation, we are told, embraced the offer with wonderful alacrity,
+ and lost no time in accepting it in good Latin.
+</p>
+<p>
+ From February, 1598, to January, 1613 (when he died), Bodley was happy
+ with as glorious a hobby-horse as ever man rode astride upon. Though
+ Bodley, in one of his letters, modestly calls himself a mere
+ 'smatterer,' he was, as indeed he had the sense to recognise,
+ excellently well fitted to be a collector of books, being both a good
+ linguist and personally well acquainted with the chief cities of the
+ Continent and with their booksellers. He was thus able to employ
+ well-selected agents in different parts of Europe to buy books on his
+ account, which it was his pleasure to receive, his rapture to unpack,
+ his pride to despatch in what he calls 'dry-fats'&mdash;that is,
+ weather-tight chests&mdash;to Dr. James, the first Bodley librarian.
+ Despite growing and painful infirmities (stone, ague, dropsy), Bodley
+ never even for a day dismounted his hobby, but rode it manfully to the
+ last. Nor had he any mean taint of nature that might have grudged
+ other men a hand in the great work. The more benefactors there were,
+ the better pleased was Bodley. He could not, indeed&mdash;for had he not
+ been educated at Geneva and attended the Divinity Lectures of Calvin
+ and Beza?&mdash;direct Dr. James to say masses for the souls of such donors
+ of money or books as should die, but he did all a poor Protestant can
+ do to tempt generosity: he opened and kept in a very public place in
+ the library a great register-book, containing the names and titles of
+ all benefactors. Bodley was always on the look-out for gifts and
+ bequests from his store of honourable friends; and in the case of Sir
+ Henry Savile he even relaxed the rule against lending books from the
+ library, because, as he frankly admits to Dr. James, he had hopes
+ (which proved well founded) that Sir Henry would not forget his
+ obligations to the Bodleian.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The library was formally opened on November 8, 1602, and then
+ contained some 2,000 volumes. Two years later its founder was knighted
+ by King James, who on the following June directed letters patent to be
+ issued styling the library by the founder's name and licensing the
+ University to hold land in mortmain for its maintenance. The most
+ learned and by no means the most foolish of our Kings, this same James
+ I., visited the Bodleian in May, 1605. Sir Thomas was not present.
+ There it was that the royal pun was made that the founder's name
+ should have been Godly and not Bodley. King James handled certain old
+ manuscripts with the familiarity of a scholar, and is reported to have
+ said, I doubt not with perfect sincerity, that were he not King James
+ he would be an University man, and that were it his fate at any time
+ to be a captive, he would wish to be shut up in the Bodleian and to be
+ bound with its chains, consuming his days amongst its books as his
+ fellows in captivity. Indeed, he was so carried away by the atmosphere
+ of the place as to offer to present to the Bodleian whatever books Sir
+ Thomas Bodley might think fit to lay hands upon in any of the royal
+ libraries, and he kept this royal word so far as to confirm the gift
+ under the Privy Seal. But there it seems to have stopped, for the
+ Bodleian does not contain any volumes traceable to this source. The
+ King's librarians probably obstructed any such transfer of books.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Authors seem at once to have recognised the importance of the library,
+ and to have made presentation copies of their works, and in 1605 we
+ find Bacon sending a copy of his <i>Advancement of Learning</i> to Bodley,
+ with a letter in which he said: 'You, having built an ark to save
+ learning from deluge, deserve propriety [ownership] in any new
+ instrument or engine whereby learning should be improved or advanced.'
+ The most remarkable letter Bodley ever wrote, now extant, is one to
+ Bacon; but it has no reference to the library, only to the Baconian
+ philosophy. We do not get many glimpses of Bodley's habits of life or
+ ways of thinking, but there is no difficulty in discerning a
+ strenuous, determined, masterful figure, bent during his later years,
+ perhaps tyrannously bent, on effecting his object. He was not, we
+ learn from a correspondent, 'hasty to write but when the posts do urge
+ him, saying there need be no answer to your letters till more leisure
+ breed him opportunity.' 'Words are women, deeds are men,' is another
+ saying of his which I reprint without comment.
+</p>
+<p>
+ By an indenture dated April 20, 1609, Bodley, after reciting how he
+ had, out of his zealous affection to the advancement of learning,
+ lately erected upon the ruins of the old decayed library of Oxford
+ University 'a most ample, commodious, and necessary building, as well
+ for receipt and conveyance of books as for the use and ease of
+ students, and had already furnished the same with excellent writers on
+ all sorts of sciences, arts, and tongues, not only selected out of his
+ own study and store, but also of others that were freely conferred by
+ many other men's gifts,' proceeded to grant to trustees lands and
+ hereditaments in Berkshire and in the city of London for the purpose
+ of forming a permanent endowment of his library; and so they, or the
+ proceeds of sale thereof, have remained unto this day.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Sir Thomas Bodley died on January 20, 1613, his last days being
+ soothed by a letter he received from the Vice-Chancellor of Oxford
+ University condoling his sickness and signifying how much the Heads of
+ Houses, etc., prayed for his recovery. A cynical friend&mdash;not much of a
+ friend, as we shall see&mdash;called John Chamberlain, was surprised to
+ observe what pleasure this assurance gave to the dying man. 'Whereby,'
+ writes Chamberlain to Sir Ralph Winwood, 'I perceive how much fair
+ words work, as well upon wise men as upon others, for indeed it did
+ affect him very much.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Bodley was rather put out in his last illness by the refusal of a
+ Cambridge doctor, Batter, to come to see him, the doctor saying:
+ 'Words cannot cure him, and I can do nothing else for him.' There is
+ an occasional curtness about Cambridge men that is hard but not
+ impossible to reconcile with good feeling.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Bodley's will gave great dissatisfaction to some of his friends,
+ including this aforesaid John Chamberlain, and yet, on reading it
+ through, it is not easy to see any cause for just complaint. Bodley's
+ brother did not grumble, there were no children, Lady Bodley had died
+ in 1611, and everybody who knew the testator must have known that the
+ library would be (as it was) the great object of his bounty. What
+ annoyed Chamberlain seems to be that, whilst he had (so he says,
+ though I take leave to doubt it) put down Bodley for some trifle in
+ his will, Bodley forgot to mention Chamberlain in his. There is always
+ a good deal of human nature exhibited on these occasions. I will
+ transcribe a bit of one of this gentleman's grumbling letters,
+ written, one may be sure, with no view to publication, the day after
+ Bodley's death:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Mr. Gent came to me this morning as it were to bemoan himself of
+ the little regard hath been had of him and others, and indeed for
+ ought I hear there is scant anybody pleased, but for the rest it
+ were no great matter if he had had more consideration or
+ commiseration where there was most need. But he was so carried away
+ with the vanity and vain-glory of his library, that he forgot all
+ other respects and duties, almost of Conscience, Friendship, or
+ Good-nature, and all he had was too little for that work. To say
+ the truth I never did rely much upon his conscience, but I thought
+ he had been more real and ingenuous. I cannot learn that he hath
+ given anything, no, not a good word nor so much as named any old
+ friend he had, but Mr. Gent and Thos. Allen, who like a couple of
+ Almesmen must have his best and second gown, and his best and
+ second cloak, but to cast a colour or shadow of something upon Mr.
+ Gent, he says he forgives him all he owed him, which Mr. Gent
+ protests is never a penny. I must intreat you to pardon me if I
+ seem somewhat impatient on his [<i>i.e.</i>, Gent's] behalf, who hath
+ been so servile to him, and indeed such a perpetual servant, that
+ he deserved a better reward. Neither can I deny that I have a
+ little indignation for myself that having been acquainted with him
+ for almost forty years, and observed and respected him so much, I
+ should not be remembered with the value of a spoon, or a mourning
+ garment, whereas if I had gone before him (as poor a man as I am),
+ he should not have found himself forgotten.'<a name="2"></a><a href="#note-2"><small><sup>2</sup></small></a>
+</blockquote>
+
+ <p>
+ Bodley did no more by his will, which is dated January 2, 1613, and is
+ all in his own handwriting, than he had bound himself to do in his
+ lifetime, and I feel as certain as I can feel about anything that
+ happened nearly 300 years ago, that Mr. Gent, of Gloucester Hall, did
+ owe Bodley money, though, as many another member of the University of
+ Oxford has done with his debts, he forgot all about it.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The founder of the Bodleian was buried with proper pomp and
+ circumstance in the chapel of Merton College on March 29, 1613. Two
+ Latin orations were delivered over his remains, one, that of John
+ Hales (the ever-memorable), a Fellow of Merton, being of no
+ inconsiderable length. After all was over, those who had mourning
+ weeds or 'blacks' retired, with the Heads of Houses, to the refectory
+ of Merton and had a funeral dinner bestowed upon them, 'amounting to
+ the sum of £100,' as directed by the founder's will.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The great foundation of Sir Thomas Bodley has, happily for all of us,
+ had better fortune than befell the generous gifts of the Bishops of
+ Durham and Worcester. The Protestant layman has had the luck, not the
+ large-minded prelates of the old religion. Even during the Civil War
+ Bodley's books remained uninjured, at all events by the Parliament
+ men. 'When Oxford was surrendered [June 24, 1646], the first thing
+ General Fairfax did was to set a good guard of soldiers to preserve
+ the Bodleian Library. 'Tis said there was more hurt done by the
+ Cavaliers [during their garrison] by way of embezzling and cutting of
+ chains of books than there was since. He was a lover of learning, and
+ had he not taken this special care that noble library had been utterly
+ destroyed, for there were ignorant senators enough who would have been
+ contented to have it so' (see Macray, p. 101).
+</p>
+<p>
+ Oliver Cromwell, while Lord Protector, presented to the library
+ twenty-two Greek manuscripts he had purchased, and, what is more, when
+ Bodley's librarian refused the Lord Protector's request to allow the
+ Portugal Ambassador to borrow a manuscript, sending instead of the
+ manuscript a copy of the statutes forbidding loans, Oliver commended
+ the prudence of the founder, and subsequently made the donation just
+ mentioned.
+</p>
+<p>
+ A great wave of generosity towards this foundation was early
+ noticeable. The Bodleian got hold of men's imaginations. In those days
+ there were learned men in all walks of life, and many more who, if not
+ learned, were endlessly curious. The great merchants of the city of
+ London instructed their agents in far lands to be on the look-out for
+ rare things, and transmit them home to find a resting-place in
+ Bodley's buildings. All sorts of curiosities found their way
+ there&mdash;crocodiles, whales, mummies, and black negro-boys in spirits.
+ The Ashmolean now holds most of them; the negro-boy has been
+ conveniently lost.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1649 the total of 2,000 printed books had risen to more than
+ 12,000&mdash;viz., folios, 5,889; quartos, 2,067; octavos, 4,918; whilst of
+ manuscripts there were 3,001. One of the first gifts in money came
+ from Sir Walter Raleigh, who in 1605 gave £50, whilst among the early
+ benefactors of books and manuscripts it were a sin not to name the
+ Earl of Pembroke, Archbishop Laud (one of the library's best friends),
+ Robert Burton (of the <i>Anatomy of Melancholy</i>), Sir Kenelm Digby, John
+ Selden, Lord Fairfax, Colonel Vernon, and Barlow, Bishop of Lincoln.
+ No nobler library exists in the world than the Bodleian, unless it be
+ in the Vatican at Rome. The foundation of Sir Thomas Bodley, though of
+ no antiquity, shines with unrivalled splendour in the galaxy of Oxford
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Amidst the stars that own another birth.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ I must not say, being myself a Cambridge man, that the Bodleian
+ dominates Oxford, yet to many an English, American, and foreign
+ traveller to that city, which, despite railway-stations and motor-cars
+ and the never-ending villas and perambulators of the Banbury Road,
+ still breathes the charm of an earlier age, the Bodleian is the
+ pulsing heart of the University. Colleges, like ancient homesteads,
+ unless they are yours, never quite welcome you, though ready enough to
+ receive with civility your tendered meed of admiration. You wander
+ through their gardens, and pace their quadrangles with no sense of
+ co-ownership; not for you are their clustered memories. In the
+ Bodleian every lettered heart feels itself at home.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Bodley drafted with his own hand the first statutes or rules to be
+ observed in his library. Speaking generally, they are wise rules. One
+ mistake, indeed, he made&mdash;a great mistake, but a natural one. Let him
+ give his own reasons:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'I can see no good reason to alter my rule for excluding such books
+ as Almanacks, Plays, and an infinite number that are daily printed
+ of very unworthy matters&mdash;handling such books as one thinks both
+ the Keeper and Under-Keeper should disdain to seek out, to deliver
+ to any man. Haply some plays may be worthy the keeping&mdash;but hardly
+ one in forty.... This is my opinion, wherein if I err I shall err
+ with infinite others; and the more I think upon it, the more it
+ doth distaste me that such kinds of books should be vouchsafed room
+ in so noble a library.' <a name="3"></a> <a href="#note-3"><small><sup>3</sup></small></a>
+</blockquote>
+
+
+<p>
+ 'Baggage-books' was the contemptuous expression elsewhere employed to
+ describe this 'light infantry' of literature&mdash;<i>Belles Lettres</i>, as it
+ is now more politely designated.
+</p>
+<p>
+ One play in forty is liberal measure, but who is to say out of the
+ forty plays which is the one worthy to be housed in a noble library?
+ The taste of Vice-Chancellors and Heads of Houses, of keepers and
+ under-keepers of libraries&mdash;can anybody trust it? The Bodleian is
+ entitled by imperial statutes to receive copies of all books published
+ within the realm, yet it appears, on the face of a Parliamentary
+ return made in 1818, that this 'noble library' refused to find room
+ for Ossian, the favourite poet of Goethe and Napoleon, and labelled
+ Miss Edgeworth's <i>Parent's Assistant</i> and Miss Hannah More's <i>Sacred
+ Dramas</i> 'Rubbish.' The sister University, home though she be of nearly
+ every English poet worth reading, rejected the <i>Siege of Corinth</i>,
+ though the work of a Trinity man; would not take in the <i>Thanksgiving
+ Ode</i> of Mr. Wordsworth, of St. John's College; declined Leigh Hunt's
+ <i>Story of Rimini</i>; vetoed the <i>Headlong Hall</i> of the inimitable
+ Peacock, and, most wonderful of all, would have nothing to say to
+ Scott's <i>Antiquary</i>, being probably disgusted to find that a book with
+ so promising a title was only a novel.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Now this is altered, and everything is collected in the Bodleian,
+ including, so I am told, Christmas-cards and bills of fare.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Bodley's rule has proved an expensive one, for the library has been
+ forced to buy at latter-day prices 'baggage-books' it could have got
+ for nothing.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Another ill-advised regulation got rid of duplicates. Thus, when the
+ third Shakespeare Folio appeared in 1664, the Bodleian disposed of its
+ copy of the First Folio. However, this wrong was righted in 1821,
+ when, under the terms of Edmund Malone's bequest, the library once
+ again became the possessor of the edition of 1623. Quite lately the
+ original displaced Folio has been recovered.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Against lending books Bodley was adamant, and here his rule prevails.
+ It is pre-eminently a wise one. The stealing of books, as well as the
+ losing of books, from public libraries is a melancholy and ancient
+ chapter in the histories of such institutions; indeed, there is too
+ much reason to believe that not a few books in the Bodleian itself
+ were stolen to start with. But the long possession by such a
+ foundation has doubtless purged the original offence. In the National
+ Library in Paris is at least one precious manuscript which was stolen
+ from the Escurial. There are volumes in the British Museum on which
+ the Bodleian looks with suspicion, and <i>vice versa</i>. But let sleeping
+ dogs lie. Bodley would not give the divines who were engaged upon a
+ bigger bit of work even than his library&mdash;the translation of the Bible
+ into that matchless English which makes King James's version our
+ greatest literary possession&mdash;permission to borrow 'the one or two
+ books' they wished to see.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Bodley's Library has sheltered through three centuries many queer
+ things besides books and strangely-written manuscripts in old tongues;
+ queerer things even than crocodiles, whales, and mummies&mdash;I mean the
+ librarians and sub-librarians, janitors, and servants. Oddities many
+ of them have been. Honest old Jacobites, non-jurors, primitive
+ thinkers, as well as scandalously lazy drunkards and illiterate dogs.
+ An old foundation can afford to have a varied experience in these
+ matters.
+</p>
+<p>
+ One of the most original of these originals was the famous Thomas
+ Hearne, an 'honest gentleman'&mdash;that is, a Jacobite&mdash;and one whose
+ collections and diaries have given pleasure to thousands. He was
+ appointed janitor in 1701, and sub-librarian in 1712, but in 1716,
+ when an Act of Parliament came into operation which imposed a fine of
+ £500 upon anyone who held any public office without taking the oath of
+ allegiance to the Hanoverians, Hearne's office was taken away from
+ him; but he shared with his King over the water the satisfaction of
+ accounting himself still <i>de jure</i>, and though he lived till 1735,
+ he never failed each half-year to enter his salary and fees as
+ sub-librarian as being still unpaid. He was perhaps a little spiteful
+ and vindictive, but none the less a fine old fellow. I will write down
+ as specimens of his humour a prayer of his and an apology, and then
+ leave him alone. His prayer ran as follows:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'O most gracious and merciful Lord God, wonderful in Thy
+ Providence, I return all possible thanks to Thee for the care Thou
+ hast always taken of me. I continually meet with most signal
+ instances of this Thy Providence, and one act yesterday, <i>when I
+ unexpectedly met with three old manuscripts</i>, for which in a
+ particular manner I return my thanks, beseeching Thee to continue
+ the same protection to me, a poor helpless sinner, and that for
+ Jesus Christ his sake' (<i>Aubrey's Letters</i>, i. 118).
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ His apology, which I do not think was actually published, though kept
+ in draft, was after this fashion:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'I, Thomas Hearne, A.M. of the University of Oxford, having ever
+ since my matriculation followed my studies with as much application
+ as I have been capable of, and having published several books for
+ the honour and credit of learning, and particularly for the
+ reputation of the foresaid University, am very sorry that by my
+ declining to say anything but what I knew to be true in any of my
+ writings, and especially in the last book I published entituled,
+ &amp;c, I should incur the displeasure of any of the Heads of Houses,
+ and as a token of my sorrow for their being offended at truth, I
+ subscribe my name to this paper and permit them to make what use of
+ it they please.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Leaping 140 years, an odd tale is thus lovingly recorded of another
+ sub-librarian, the Rev. A. Hackman, who died in 1874:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'During all the time of his service in the library (thirty-six
+ years) he had used as a cushion in his plain wooden armchair a
+ certain vellum-bound folio, which by its indented side, worn down
+ by continual pressure, bore testimony to the use to which it had
+ been put. No one had ever the curiosity to examine what the book
+ might be, but when, after Hackman's departure from the library, it
+ was removed from its resting-place of years, some amusement was
+ caused by finding that the chief compiler of the last printed
+ catalogue had omitted from his catalogue the volume on which he
+ sat, of which, too, though of no special value, there was no other
+ copy in the library' (Macray, p. 388A).
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ The spectacle in the mind's eye of this devoted sub-librarian and
+ sound divine sitting on the vellum-bound folio for six-and-thirty
+ years, so absorbed in his work as to be oblivious of the fact that he
+ had failed to include in what was his <i>magnum opus</i>, the Great
+ Catalogue, the very book he was sitting upon, tickles the midriff.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Here I must bring these prolonged but wholly insufficient observations
+ to a very necessary conclusion. Not a word has been said of the great
+ collection of bibles, or of the unique copies of the Koran and the
+ Talmud and the <i>Arabian Nights</i>, or of the Dante manuscripts, or of
+ Bishop Tanner's books (many bought on the dispersion of Archbishop
+ Sancroft's great library), which in course of removal by water from
+ Norwich to Oxford fell into the river and remained submerged for
+ twenty hours, nor of many other splendid benefactions of a later date.
+</p>
+<p>
+ One thing only remains, not to be said, but to be sent round&mdash;I mean
+ the hat. Ignominious to relate, this glorious foundation stands in
+ need of money. Shade of Sir Thomas Bodley, I invoke thy aid to loosen
+ the purse-strings of the wealthy! The age of learned and curious
+ merchants, of high-spirited and learning-loving nobles, of
+ book-collecting bishops, of antiquaries, is over. The Bodleian cannot
+ condescend to beg. It is too majestical. But I, an unauthorized
+ stranger, have no need to be ashamed.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Especially rich is this great library in <i>Americana</i>, and America
+ suggests multi-millionaires. The rich men of the United States have
+ been patriotically alive to the first claims of their own richly
+ endowed universities, and long may they so continue; but if by any
+ happy chance any one of them should accidentally stumble across an odd
+ million or even half a million of dollars hidden away in some casual
+ investment he had forgotten, what better thing could he do with it
+ than send it to this, the most famous foundation of his Old Home? It
+ would be acknowledged by return of post in English and in Latin, and
+ the donor's name would be inscribed, not indeed (and this is a
+ regrettable lapse) in that famous old register which Bodley provided
+ should always be in a prominent place in his library, but in the
+ Annual Statement of Accounts now regularly issued. To be associated
+ with the Bodleian is to share its fame and partake of the blessing it
+ has inherited. 'The liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal
+ things he shall stand.'
+</p>
+
+ <p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<a name="note-1"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote">
+<a href="#1"><sup><u>1</u></sup></a> <i>Literary Remains of C.S. Calverley</i>, p. 31.
+</p>
+
+
+<a name="note-2"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#2">
+<sup><u>2</u></sup></a> <i>Winwood's Memorials</i>, vol. iii., p. 429.
+
+<a name="note-3"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#3">
+<sup><u>3</u></sup></a> See correspondence in <i>Reliquiae Bodleianae</i>, London,
+ 1703.
+
+<a name="2H_4_3"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ BOOKWORMS
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ Great is bookishness and the charm of books. No doubt there are times
+ and seasons in the lives of most reading men when they rebel against
+ the dust of libraries and kick against the pricks of these monstrously
+ accumulated heaps of words. We all know 'the dark hour' when the
+ vanity of learning and the childishness of merely literary things are
+ brought home to us in such a way as almost to avail to put the pale
+ student out of conceit with his books, and to make him turn from his
+ best-loved authors as from a friend who has outstayed his welcome,
+ whose carriage we wish were at the door. In these unhappy moments we
+ are apt to call to mind the shrewd men we have known, who have been
+ our blithe companions on breezy fells, heathery moor, and by the
+ stream side, who could neither read nor write, or who, at all events,
+ but rarely practised those Cadmean arts. Yet they could tell the time
+ of day by the sun, and steer through the silent night by the stars;
+ and each of them had&mdash;as Emerson, a very bookish person, has said&mdash;a
+ dial in his mind for the whole bright calendar of the year. How racy
+ was their talk; how wise their judgments on men and things; how well
+ they did all that at the moment seemed worth doing; how universally
+ useful was their garnered experience&mdash;their acquired learning! How
+ wily were these illiterates in the pursuit of game&mdash;how ready in an
+ emergency! What a charm there is about out-of-door company! Who would
+ not sooner have spent a summer's day with Sir Walter's humble friend,
+ Tom Purday, than with Mr. William Wordsworth of Rydal Mount! It is, we
+ can only suppose, reflections such as these that make country
+ gentlemen and farmers the sworn foes they are of education and the
+ enemies of School Boards.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I only indicate this line of thought to condemn it. Such temptations
+ come from below. Great, we repeat, is bookishness and the charm of
+ books. Even the writings, the ponderous writings, of that portentous
+ parson, the Rev. T.F. Dibdin, with all their lumbering gaiety and
+ dust-choked rapture over first editions, are not hastily to be sent
+ packing to the auction-room. Much red gold did they cost us, these
+ portly tomes, in bygone days, and on our shelves they shall remain
+ till the end of our time, unless our creditors intervene&mdash;were it only
+ to remind us of years when our enthusiasms were pure though our tastes
+ may have been crude.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Some years ago Mr. Blades, the famous printer and Caxtonist, published
+ in vellum covers a small volume which he christened <i>The Enemies of
+ Books</i>. It made many friends, and now a revised and enlarged version
+ in comely form, adorned with pictures, and with a few prefatory words
+ by Dr. Garnett, has made its appearance. Mr. Blades himself has left
+ this world for a better one, where&mdash;so piety bids us believe&mdash;neither
+ fire nor water nor worm can despoil or destroy the pages of heavenly
+ wisdom. But the book-collector must not be caught nursing mere
+ sublunary hopes. There is every reason to believe that in the realms
+ of the blessed the library, like that of Major Ponto, will be small
+ though well selected. Mr. Blades had, as his friend Dr. Garnett
+ observes, a debonair spirit&mdash;there was nothing fiery or controversial
+ about him. His attitude towards the human race and its treatment of
+ rare books was rather mournful than angry. For example, under the head
+ of 'Fire,' he has occasion to refer to that great destruction of books
+ of magic which took place at Ephesus, to which St. Luke has called
+ attention in his Acts of the Apostles. Mr. Blades describes this
+ holocaust as righteous, and only permits himself to say in a kind of
+ undertone that he feels a certain mental disquietude and uneasiness at
+ the thought of the loss of more than £18,000 worth of books, which
+ could not but have thrown much light (had they been preserved) on
+ many curious questions of folk-lore. Personally, I am dead against the
+ burning of books. A far worse, because a corrupt, proceeding, was the
+ scandalously horrid fate that befell the monastic libraries at our
+ disgustingly conducted, even if generally beneficent, Reformation. The
+ greedy nobles and landed gentry, who grabbed the ancient foundations
+ of the old religion, cared nothing for the books they found cumbering
+ the walls, and either devoted them to vile domestic uses or sold them
+ in shiploads across the seas. It may well be that the monks&mdash;fine,
+ lusty fellows!&mdash;cared more for the contents of their fish-ponds than
+ of their libraries; but, at all events, they left the books alone to
+ take their chance&mdash;they did not rub their boots with them or sell them
+ at the price of old paper. A man need have a very debonair spirit who
+ does not lose his temper over our blessed Reformation. Mr. Blades, on
+ the whole, managed to keep his.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Passing from fire, Mr. Blades has a good deal to say about water, and
+ the harm it has been allowed to do in our collegiate and cathedral
+ libraries. With really creditable composure he writes: 'Few old
+ libraries in England are now so thoroughly neglected as they were
+ thirty years ago. The state of many of our collegiate and cathedral
+ libraries was at that time simply appalling. I could mention many
+ instances&mdash;one especially&mdash;where, a window having been left broken for
+ a long time, the ivy had pushed through and crept over a row of books,
+ each of which was worth hundreds of pounds. In rainy weather the water
+ was conducted as by a pipe along the tops of the books, and soaked
+ through the whole.' Ours is indeed a learned Church. Fancy the mingled
+ amazement and dismay of the Dean and Chapter when they were informed
+ that all this mouldering literary trash had 'boodle' in it. 'In
+ another and a smaller collection the rain came through on to a
+ bookcase through a sky-light, saturating continually the top shelf,
+ containing Caxtons and other English books, one of which, although
+ rotten, was sold soon after by permission of the Charity Commissioners
+ for £200.' Oh, those scoundrelly Charity Commissioners! How
+ impertinent has been their interference with the loving care and
+ guardianship of the Lord's property by His lawfully consecrated
+ ministers! By the side of these anthropoid apes, the genuine
+ bookworm, the paper-eating insect, ravenous as he once was, has done
+ comparatively little mischief. Very little seems known of the
+ creature, though the purchaser of Mr. Blades's book becomes the owner
+ of a life-size portrait of the miscreant in one, at all events, of his
+ many shapes. Mr. Birdsall, of Northampton, sent Mr. Blades, in 1879,
+ by post, a fat little worm he had found in an old volume. Mr. Blades
+ did all, and more than all, that could be expected of a humane man to
+ keep the creature alive, actually feeding him with fragments of
+ Caxtons and seventeenth-century literature; but it availed not, for in
+ three weeks the thing died, and as the result of a post-mortem was
+ declared to be <i>Aecophera pseudopretella</i>. Some years later Dr.
+ Garnett, who has spent a long life obliging men of letters, sent Mr.
+ Blades two Athenian worms, which had travelled to this country in a
+ Hebrew Commentary; but, lovely and pleasant in their lives, in their
+ deaths they were not far divided. Mr. Blades, at least, mourned their
+ loss. The energy of bookworms, like that of men, greatly varies. Some
+ go much farther than others. However fair they may start on the same
+ folio, they end very differently. Once upon a time 212 worms began to
+ eat their way through a stout folio printed in the year 1477, by Peter
+ Schoeffer, of Mentz. It was an ungodly race they ran, but let me trace
+ their progress. By the time the sixty-first page was reached all but
+ four had given in, either slinking back the way they came, or
+ perishing <i>en route</i>. By the time the eighty-sixth page had been
+ reached but one was left, and he evidently on his last legs, for he
+ failed to pierce his way through page 87. At the other end of the same
+ book another lot of worms began to bore, hoping, I presume, to meet
+ in the middle, like the makers of submarine tunnels, but the last
+ survivor of this gang only reached the sixty ninth page from the end.
+ Mr. Blades was of opinion that all these worms belonged to the
+ <i>Anobium pertinax</i>. Worms have fallen upon evil days, for, whether
+ modern books are readable or not, they have long since ceased to be
+ edible. The worm's instinct forbids him to 'eat the china clay, the
+ bleaches, the plaster of Paris, the sulphate of barytes, the scores of
+ adulterants now used to mix with the fibre.' Alas, poor worm! Alas,
+ poor author! Neglected by the <i>Anobium pertinax</i>, what chance is
+ there of anyone, man or beast, a hundred years hence reaching his
+ eighty-seventh page!
+</p>
+<p>
+ Time fails me to refer to bookbinders, frontispiece collectors,
+ servants and children, and other enemies of books; but the volume I
+ refer to is to be had of the booksellers, and is a pleasant volume,
+ worthy of all commendation. Its last words set me thinking; they are:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Even a millionaire will ease his toils, lengthen his life, and add
+ 100 per cent. to his daily pleasures, if he becomes a bibliophile;
+ while to the man of business with a taste for books, who through
+ the day has struggled in the battle of life, with all its
+ irritating rebuffs and anxieties, what a blessed season of
+ pleasurable repose opens upon him as he enters his sanctum, where
+ every article wafts him a welcome and every book is a personal
+ friend!'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ As for the millionaire, I frankly say I have no desire his life should
+ be lengthened, and care nothing about adding 100 per cent. to his
+ daily pleasures. He is a nuisance, for he has raised prices nearly 100
+ per cent. We curse the day when he was told it was the thing to buy
+ old books; and, if he must buy old books, why is he not content with
+ the works of Gibbon, Hume, and Robertson, and Flavius Josephus, that
+ learned Jew? But it is not the millionaire who set me thinking; it is
+ the harassed man of business; and what I am wondering is, whether, in
+ sober truth and earnestness, it is possible for him, as he shuts his
+ library door and finds himself inside, to forget his rebuffs and
+ anxieties&mdash;his maturing bills and overdue argosies&mdash;and to lose
+ himself over a favourite volume. The 'article' that wafts him welcome
+ I take to be his pipe. That he will put the 'article' into his mouth
+ and smoke it I have no manner of doubt; my dread is lest, in ten
+ minutes' time, the book should have dropt into his lap and the man's
+ eyes be staring into the fire. But for a' that, and a' that&mdash;great is
+ bookishness and the charm of books.
+</p>
+<a name="2H_4_4"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ CONFIRMED READERS
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ Dr. Johnson is perhaps our best example of a confirmed reader. Malone
+ once found him sitting in his room roasting apples and reading a
+ history of Birmingham. This staggered even Malone, who was himself a
+ somewhat far-gone reader.
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'Don't you find it rather dull?' he ventured to inquire.
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'Yes,' replied the Sage, 'it is dull.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Malone's eyes then rested on the apples, and he remarked he supposed
+ they were for medicine.
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'Why, no,' said Johnson; 'I believe they are only there because I
+ wanted something to do. I have been confined to the house for a week,
+ and so you find me roasting apples and reading the history of
+ Birmingham.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ This anecdote pleasingly illustrates the habits of the confirmed
+ reader. Nor let the worldling sneer. Happy is the man who, in the
+ hours of solitude and depression, can read a history of Birmingham.
+ How terrible is the story Welbore Ellis told of Robert Walpole in his
+ magnificent library, trying book after book, and at last, with tears
+ in his eyes, exclaiming: 'It is all in vain: I cannot read!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Edmund Malone, the Shakespearian commentator and first editor of
+ <i>Boswell's Johnson</i>, was as confirmed a reader as it is possible for a
+ book-collector to be. His own life, by Sir James Prior, is full of
+ good things, and is not so well known as it should be. It smacks of
+ books and bookishness.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Malone, who was an Irishman, was once, so he would have us believe,
+ deeply engaged in politics; but he then fell in love, and the affair,
+ for some unknown reason, ending unhappily, his interest ceased in
+ everything, and he was driven as a last resource to books and
+ writings. Thus are commentators made. They learn in suffering what
+ they observe in the margin. Malone may have been driven to his
+ pursuits, but he took to them kindly, and became a vigorous and
+ skilful book-buyer, operating in the market both on his own behalf and
+ on that of his Irish friends with great success.
+</p>
+<p>
+ His good fortune was enormous, and this although he had a severely
+ restricted notion as to price. He was no reckless bidder, like Mr.
+ Harris, late of Covent Garden, who, just because David Garrick had a
+ fine library of old plays, was determined to have one himself at
+ whatever cost. In Malone's opinion half a guinea was a big price for a
+ book. As he grew older he became less careful, and in 1805, which was
+ seven years before his death, he gave Ford, a Manchester bookseller,
+ £25 for the Editio Princeps of <i>Venus and Adonis</i>. He already had the
+ edition of 1596&mdash;a friend had given it him&mdash;bound up with
+ Constable's and Daniel's Sonnets and other rarities, but he very
+ naturally yearned after the edition of 1593. He fondly imagined
+ Ford's copy to be unique: there he was wrong, but as he died in that
+ belief, and only gave £25 for his treasure, who dare pity him? His
+ copy now reposes in the Bodleian. He secured Shakespeare's Sonnets
+ (1609) and the first edition of the <i>Rape of Lucrece</i> for two guineas,
+ and accounted half a crown a fair average price for quarto copies of
+ Elizabethan plays.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Malone was a truly amiable man, of private fortune and endearing
+ habits. He lived on terms of intimacy with his brother
+ book-collectors, and when they died attended the sale of their
+ libraries and bid for his favourite lots, grumbling greatly if they
+ were not knocked down to him. At Topham Beauclerk's sale in 1781,
+ which lasted nine days, Malone bought for Lord Charlemont 'the
+ pleasauntest workes of George Gascoigne, Esquire, with the princely
+ pleasures at Kenilworth Castle, 1587.' He got it cheap (£1 7s.), as it
+ wanted a few leaves, which Malone thought he had; but to his horror,
+ when it came to be examined, it was found to want eleven more leaves
+ than he had supposed. 'Poor Mr. Beauclerk,' he writes, 'seems never to
+ have had his books examined or collated, otherwise he would have found
+ out the imperfections.' Malone was far too good a book-collector to
+ suggest a third method of discovering a book's imperfections&mdash;namely,
+ reading it. Beauclerk's library only realized £5,011, and as the Duke
+ of Marlborough had a mortgage upon it of £5,000, there must have been
+ after payment of the auctioneer's charges a considerable deficit.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But Malone was more than a book-buyer, more even than a commentator:
+ he was a member of the Literary Club, and the friend of Johnson,
+ Reynolds, and Burke. On July 28, 1789, he went to Burke's place, the
+ Gregories, near Beaconsfield, with Sir Joshua, Wyndham, and Mr.
+ Courtenay, and spent three very agreeable days. The following extract
+ from the recently published Charlemont papers has interest:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'As I walked out before breakfast with Mr. Burke, I proposed to him
+ to revise and enlarge his admirable book on the <i>Sublime and
+ Beautiful</i>, which the experience, reading, and observation of
+ thirty years could not but enable him to improve considerably. But
+ he said the train of his thoughts had gone another way, and the
+ whole bent of his mind turned from such subjects, and that he was
+ much fitter for such speculations at the time he published that
+ book than now.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Between the Burke of 1758 and the Burke of 1789 there was a difference
+ indeed, but the forcible expressions, 'the train of my thoughts' and
+ 'the whole bent of my mind,' serve to create a new impression of the
+ tremendous energy and fertile vigour of this amazing man. The next day
+ the party went over to Amersham and admired Mr. Drake's trees, and
+ listened to Sir Joshua's criticisms of Mr. Drake's pictures. This was
+ a fortnight after the taking of the Bastille. Burke's hopes were still
+ high. The Revolution had not yet spoilt his temper.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Amongst the Charlemont papers is an amusing tale I do not remember
+ having ever seen before of young Philip Stanhope, the recipient of
+ Lord Chesterfield's famous letters:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'When at Berne, where he passed some of his boyhood in company with
+ Harte and the excellent Mr., now Lord, Eliott (Heathfield of
+ Gibraltar), he was one evening invited to a party where, together
+ with some ladies, there happened to be a considerable number of
+ Bernese senators, a dignified set of elderly gentlemen,
+ aristocratically proud, and perfect strangers to fun. These most
+ potent, grave, and reverend signors were set down to whist, and
+ were so studiously attentive to the game, that the unlucky brat
+ found little difficulty in fastening to the backs of their chairs
+ the flowing tails of their ample periwigs and in cutting,
+ unobserved by them, the tyes of their breeches. This done, he left
+ the room, and presently re-entered crying out, "Fire! Fire!" The
+ affrighted burgomasters suddenly bounced up, and exhibited to the
+ amazed spectators their senatorial heads and backs totally deprived
+ of ornament or covering.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Young Stanhope was no ordinary child. There is a completeness about
+ this jest which proclaims it a masterpiece. One or other of its points
+ might have occurred to anyone, but to accomplish both at once was to
+ show real distinction.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Sir William Stanhope, Lord Chesterfield's brother, felt no surprise at
+ his nephew's failure to acquire the graces. 'What,' said he, 'could
+ Chesterfield expect? His mother was Dutch, he was educated at Leipsic,
+ and his tutor was a pedant from Oxford.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Papers which contain anecdotes of this kind carry with them their own
+ recommendation. We hear on all sides complaints&mdash;and I hold them to be
+ just complaints&mdash;of the abominable high prices of English books.
+ Thirty shillings, thirty-six shillings, are common prices. The thing
+ is too barefaced. His Majesty's Stationery Office set an excellent
+ example. They sell an octavo volume of 460 closely but well-printed
+ pages, provided with an excellent index, for one shilling and
+ elevenpence. There is not much editing, but the quality of it is
+ good.
+</p>
+<p>
+ If anyone is confined to his room, even as Johnson was when Malone
+ found him roasting apples and reading a history of Birmingham, he
+ cannot do better than surround himself with the publications of the
+ Historical Manuscripts Commission; they will cost him next to nothing,
+ tell him something new on every page, revive a host of old memories
+ and scores of half-forgotten names, and perhaps tempt him to become a
+ confirmed reader.
+</p>
+<a name="2H_4_5"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ FIRST EDITIONS
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ This is an age of great publicity. Not only are our streets well
+ lighted, but also our lives. The cosy nooks and corners, crannies, and
+ dark places where, in old-fashioned days, men hugged their private
+ vices without shamefacedness have been swept away as ruthlessly as
+ Seven Dials. All the questionable pursuits, fancies, foibles of silly,
+ childish man are discussed grimly and at length in the newspapers and
+ magazines. Our poor hobby-horses are dragged out of the stable, and
+ made to show their shambling paces before the mob of gentlemen who
+ read with ease. There has been much prate lately of as innocent a
+ foible as ever served to make men self-forgetful for a few seconds of
+ time&mdash;the collecting of first editions. Somebody hard up for 'copy'
+ denounced this pastime, and made merry over a <i>virtuoso's</i> whim.
+ Somebody else&mdash;Mr. Slater, I think it was&mdash;thought fit to put in a
+ defence, and thereupon a dispute arose as to why men bought first
+ editions dear when they could buy last editions cheap. Brutal,
+ domineering fellows bellowed their complete indifference to
+ Shakespeare's Quartos till timid <i>dilettanti</i> turned pale and fled.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The fact, of course, is that in such a dispute as this there is but
+ one thing to do&mdash;namely, to persuade the Attorney-General of the day
+ to enter up a <i>nolle prosequi</i>, and for him who collects first
+ editions to go on collecting. There is nothing to be serious about in
+ the matter. It is not literature. Some of the greatest lovers of
+ letters who have ever lived&mdash;Dr. Johnson, for example, and Thomas de
+ Quincey and Carlyle&mdash;have cared no more for first editions than I do
+ for Brussels sprouts. You may love Moliere with a love surpassing your
+ love of woman without any desire to beggar yourself in Paris by
+ purchasing early copies of the plays. You may be perfectly content to
+ read Walton's <i>Lives</i> in an edition of 1905, if there is one; and as
+ for <i>Robinson Crusoe</i> and <i>Gulliver</i> and the <i>Vicar of Wakefield</i>&mdash;are
+ they not eternal favourites, and just as tickling to the fancy in
+ their nineteenth-century dress as in their eighteenth? The whole thing
+ is but a hobby&mdash;but a paragraph in one chapter of the vast, but most
+ agreeable, history of human folly. If John Doe is blankly indifferent
+ to Richard Roe's Elizabethan dramatists, it is only fair to remember
+ how sublime is Richard's contempt for John's collection of old musical
+ instruments. If these gentlemen are wise they will discuss, when they
+ meet, the weather, or the Death Duties, or some other extraneous
+ subject, and leave their respective hobbies in the stable. Never mind
+ what your hobby is&mdash;books, prints, drawings, china, scarabaei,
+ lepidoptera&mdash;keep it to yourself and for those like-minded with you.
+ Sweet indeed is the community of interest, delightful the intercourse
+ which a common foible begets; but correspondingly bitter and
+ distressful is the forced union of nervous zeal and pitiless
+ indifference. Spare us the so-called friends who come and gape and
+ stare and go! What is more painful than the chatter of the connoisseur
+ as it falls upon the long ears of the ignoramus! Collecting is a
+ secret sin&mdash;the great pushing public must be kept out. It is sheer
+ madness to puff and praise your hobby, and to invite Dick, Tom, and
+ Harry to inspect your stable: such conduct is to invite rebuff, to
+ expose yourself to just animadversion. Keep the beast in its box. This
+ is my first advice to the hobby-hunter.
+</p>
+<p>
+ My second piece of advice is equally important, particularly at the
+ present time, when the world is too much with us, and it is
+ this&mdash;never convert a taste into a trade. The moment you become a
+ tradesman you cease to be a hobbyist. When the love of money comes in
+ at the window the love of books runs out at the door. There has been
+ of late years a good deal of sham book-collecting. The morals of the
+ Stock Exchange have corrupted even the library. Sordid souls have been
+ induced by wily second-hand booksellers to buy books for no other
+ reason than because the price demanded was a high one. This is the
+ very worst possible reason for buying a book. Whether it is ever wise
+ to buy a book, as Aulus Gellius used to do, simply because it is
+ cheap, and regardless of its condition, is a debatable point, but to
+ buy one dear at the mere bidding of a bookseller is to debase
+ yourself. The result of this ungodly traffic has been to enlarge for
+ the moment the circle of book-buyers by including in it men with
+ commercial instincts, sham hobbyists. But these impostors have been
+ lately punished in the only way they could be punished&mdash;namely, in
+ their pockets&mdash;by a heavy fall of prices. The stuff they were induced
+ to buy has not, and could not, maintain its price, and the shops are
+ now full of the volumes which, seven or ten years ago, fetched fancy
+ sums.
+</p>
+<p>
+ If a young book-collector does but bear in mind the two bits of advice
+ I have proffered him, he may safely be bidden godspeed and
+ congratulated on his choice of a hobby, for it is, without a shadow of
+ a doubt, the cheapest he could have chosen. Even without means to
+ acquire the treasures of a Quaritch or a Pickering, he may yet derive
+ infinite delight from the perusal of the many hundreds of catalogues
+ that now weekly issue from the second-hand booksellers in town and
+ country. He may write an imaginary letter, ordering the books he has
+ previously selected from the catalogue, and then he has only to forget
+ to post it to avoid all disagreeable consequences.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The constant turnover of old books is amazing. There seems no rest in
+ this world even for folios and quartos. The first edition of old
+ Burton's <i>Anatomy</i>, printed at Oxford in a small quarto in 1621, rises
+ to the surface as a rule no less than four times a year; so, too, does
+ Coryat's <i>Crudities</i>, hastily gobbled up in five months' travels in
+ France, Savoy, Italy, Germany, etc., 1611. What a seething, restless
+ place this world is, to be sure! The constant recurrence of copies of
+ the same books is almost startling. Hardly a year passes but every
+ book of first-rate importance and interest is knocked down to the
+ highest bidder. No doubt there are still old libraries where, buried
+ in dust and cobwebs, the folios and quartos lie undisturbed; but to
+ turn the pages or examine the index of <i>Book Prices Current</i> is to
+ have a vision before your eyes of whole regiments of books passing
+ and repassing across the stage amidst the loud cries of auctioneers
+ and the bidding of booksellers.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In the auction-mart taste is pretty steady. The old favourites hold
+ their own. Every now and again an immortal joins their ranks. Puffing
+ and pretension may win the ear of the outside public, and extort
+ praise from the press, but inside the rooms of a Sotheby, a Puttick,
+ or a Hodgson, these foolish persons count for nothing, and their names
+ are seldom heard. Were an author to turn the pages of <i>Book Prices
+ Current</i>, he could hardly fail, as he there read the names of famous
+ men of old, to breathe the prayer, 'May my books some day be found
+ forming part of this great tidal wave of literature which is for ever
+ breaking on Earth's human shores!' But the vanity of authors is
+ endless, and their prayers are apt to be but empty things.
+</p>
+<a name="2H_4_6"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ GOSSIP IN A LIBRARY
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ There were no books in Eden, and there will be none in heaven; but
+ between times&mdash;and it is of those I speak&mdash;it is otherwise. Mr. Thomas
+ Greenwood, in a most meritorious work on Public Libraries, supplies
+ figures which show that, without counting pamphlets (which are books
+ gone wrong) or manuscripts (which are books <i>in terrorem</i>), there are
+ at this present moment upwards of 71,000,000 printed books in bindings
+ in the several public libraries of Europe and America. To estimate
+ the number and extent of private libraries in those countries is
+ impossible. In many large houses there are no books at all&mdash;which is
+ to make ignorance visible; whilst in many small houses there are, or
+ seem to be, nothing else&mdash;which is to make knowledge inconvenient; yet
+ as there are upwards of 280,000,000 of inhabitants of Europe and
+ America, I cannot greatly err if a passion for round numbers drives me
+ to the assertion that there are at least 300,000,000 books in these
+ countries, not counting bibles and prayer-books. It is a poor show!
+ Russia is greatly to blame, her European population of 88,000,000
+ being so badly provided for that it brings down the average. Were
+ Russia left out in the cold, we might, were our books to be divided
+ amongst our population <i>per capita</i>, rely upon having two volumes
+ apiece. This would not afford Mr. Gosse (the title of one of whose
+ books I have stolen) much material for gossip, particularly as his two
+ books might easily chance to be duplicates. There are no habits of man
+ more alien to the doctrine of the Communist than those of the
+ collector, and there is no collector, not even that basest of them
+ all, the Belial of his tribe, the man who collects money, whose love
+ of private property is intenser, whose sense of the joys of ownership
+ is keener than the book-collector's. Mr. William Morris once hinted at
+ a good time coming, when at almost every street corner there would be
+ a public library, where beautiful and rare books will be kept for
+ citizens to examine. The citizen will first wash his hands in a
+ parochial basin, and then dry them on a parochial towel, after which
+ ritual he will walk in and stand <i>en queue</i> until it comes to be his
+ turn to feast his eye upon some triumph of modern or some miracle of
+ old typography. He will then return to a bookless home proud and
+ satisfied, tasting of the joy that is in widest commonalty spread.
+ Alas! he will do nothing of the kind, not, at least, if he is one of
+ those in whom the old Adam of the bookstalls still breathes. A public
+ library must always be an abomination. To enjoy a book, you must own
+ it. 'John Jones his book,' that is the best bookplate. I have never
+ admired the much-talked-of bookplate of Grolier, which, in addition to
+ his own name, bore the ridiculous advice <i>Et Amicorum</i>. Fudge! There
+ is no evidence that Grolier ever lent any man a book with his plate
+ in it. His collection was dispersed after his death, and then
+ sentimentalists fell a-weeping over his supposed generosity. It would
+ be as reasonable to commend the hospitality of a dead man because you
+ found amongst his papers a vast number of unposted invitations to
+ dinner upon a date he long outlived. Sentiment is seldom in place, but
+ on a bookplate it is peculiarly odious. To paste in each book an
+ invitation to steal it, as Grolier seems to have done, is foolish; but
+ so also is it to invoke, as some book-plates do, curses upon the heads
+ of all subsequent possessors&mdash;as if any man who wanted to add a volume
+ to his collection would be deterred by such braggadocio. But this is a
+ digression. Public libraries can never satisfy the longings of
+ book-collectors any more than can the private libraries of other
+ people. Whoever really cared a snap of his fingers for the contents of
+ another man's library, unless he is known to be dying? It is a
+ humorous spectacle to watch one book-collector exhibiting his stores
+ to another. If the owner is a gentleman, as he usually is, he affects
+ indifference&mdash;'A poor thing,' he seems to say, 'yet mine own'; whilst
+ the visitor, if human, as he always is, exhibits disgust. If the
+ volume proffered for the visitor's examination is a genuine rarity,
+ not in his own collection, he surlily inquires how it was come by;
+ whilst if it is no great thing, he testily expresses his astonishment
+ it should be thought worth keeping, and this although he has the very
+ same edition at home.
+</p>
+<p>
+ On the other hand, though actual visits to other men's libraries
+ rarely seem to give pleasure, the perusal of the catalogues of such
+ libraries has always been a favourite pastime of collectors; but this
+ can be accounted for without in any way aspersing the truth of the
+ general statement that the only books a lover of them takes pleasure
+ in are his own.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Gosse's recent volume, <i>Gossip in a Library</i>, is a very pleasing
+ example of the pleasure taken by a book-hunter in his own books. Just
+ as some men and more women assume your interest in the contents of
+ their nurseries, so Mr. Gosse seeks to win our ears as he talks to us
+ about some of the books on his shelves. He has secured my willing
+ attention, and is not likely to be disappointed of a considerable
+ audience.
+</p>
+<p>
+ We live in vocal times, when small birds make melody on every bough.
+ The old book-collectors were a taciturn race&mdash;the Bindleys, the
+ Sykeses, the Hebers. They made their vast collections in silence;
+ their own tastes, fancies, predilections, they concealed. They never
+ gossiped of their libraries; their names are only preserved to us by
+ the prices given for their books after their deaths. Bindley's copy
+ fetched £3 10s., Sykes' £4 15s. Thus is the buyer of to-day tempted to
+ his doom, forgetful of the fact that these great names are only quoted
+ when the prices realized at their sales were less than those now
+ demanded.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But solacing as is the thought of those grave, silent times,
+ indisposed as one often is for the chirpy familiarities of this
+ present, it is, or it ought to be, a pious, and therefore pleasant,
+ reflection that there never was a time when more people found delight
+ in book-hunting, or were more willing to pay for and read about their
+ pastime than now.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Rich people may, no doubt, still be met with who think it a serious
+ matter to buy a book if it cost more than 3s. 9d. It was recently
+ alleged in an affidavit made by a doctor in lunacy that for a
+ well-to-do bachelor to go into the Strand, and in the course of the
+ same morning spend £5 in the purchase of 'old books,' was a ground for
+ belief in his insanity and for locking him up. These, however, are but
+ vagaries, for it is certain that the number of people who will read a
+ book like Mr. Gosse's steadily increases. This is its justification,
+ and it is a complete one. It can never be wrong to give pleasure. To
+ talk about books is better than to read about them, but, as a matter
+ of hard fact, the opportunities life affords of talking about books
+ are very few. The mood and the company seldom coincide; when they do,
+ it is delightful, but they seldom do.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Gosse's book ought not to be read in a fierce, nagging spirit
+ which demands, What is the good of this? or, Who cares for that? His
+ talk, it must be admitted, is not of masterpieces. The books he takes
+ down are&mdash;in some instances, at all events&mdash;sad trash. Smart's poems,
+ for example, in an edition of 1752, which does not contain the
+ 'David,' is not a book which, viewed baldly and by itself, can be
+ honestly described as worth reading. This remark is not prompted by
+ jealousy, for I have the book myself, and seldom fail to find the list
+ of subscribers interesting, for, among many other famous names, it
+ contains those of 'Mr. Gray, Peter's College, Cambridge,' 'Mr. Samuel
+ Richardson, editor of <i>Clarissa</i>, two books,' and 'Mr. Voltaire,
+ Historiographer of France.' There are various Johnsons among the
+ subscribers, but not Samuel, who apparently would liefer pray with Kit
+ Smart than buy his poetry, thereby showing the doctor's usual piety
+ and good sense. <a name="4"></a><a href="#note-4"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a>
+</p>
+
+ <p>
+ Although the nagging spirit before referred to is to be deprecated, it
+ is sometimes amusing to lose your temper with your own hobby. If a
+ book-collector ever does this, he longs to silence whole libraries of
+ bad authors. ''Tis an inglorious acquist,' says Joseph Glanvill in his
+ famous <i>Vanity of Dogmatizing</i>&mdash;I quote from the first edition, 1661,
+ though the second is the rarer&mdash;'to have our heads or volumes laden as
+ were Cardinal Campeius his mules, with old and useless luggage.'
+ ''Twas this vain idolizing of authors,' Glanvill had just before
+ observed, 'which gave birth to that silly vanity of <i>impertinent
+ citations</i>, and inducing authority in things neither requiring nor
+ deserving it.' In the same strain he proceeds, 'Methinks 'tis a
+ pitiful piece of knowledge that can be learnt from an <i>Index</i> and a
+ poor ambition to be rich in the inventory of another's Treasure. To
+ boast a <i>Memory</i> (the most that these pedants can aim at) is but an
+ humble ostentation. 'Tis better to own a Judgment, though but with a
+ <i>Curta Supellex</i> of coherent notions, than a <i>Memory</i> like a sepulchre
+ furnished with a load of broken and discarnate bones.' Thus far the
+ fascinating Glanvill, whose mode of putting things is powerful.
+</p>
+<p>
+ There are times when the contemplation of huge libraries wearies, and
+ when even the names of Bindley and Sykes fail to please. Dr. Johnson's
+ library sold at Christie's for £247 9s. Let those sneer who dare. It
+ was Johnson, not Bindley, who wrote the <i>Lives of the Poets</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But, of course, no sensible man ever really quarrels with his hobby. A
+ little petulance every now and again variegates the monotony of
+ routine. Mr. Gosse tells us in his book that he cannot resist
+ Restoration comedies. The bulk of them he knows to be as bad as bad
+ can be. He admits they are not literature&mdash;whatever that may
+ mean&mdash;but he intends to go on collecting them all the same till the
+ inevitable hour when Death collects him. This is the true spirit;
+ herein lies happiness, which consists in being interested in
+ something, it does not much matter what. In this spirit let me take up
+ Mr. Gosse's book again, and read what he has to tell about <i>Pharamond;
+ or, the History of France. A Fam'd Romance. In Twelve Parts</i>, or about
+ Mr. John Hopkins' collection of poems, printed by Thomas Warren for
+ Bennet Bunbury at the Blue Anchor, in the Lower Walk of the New
+ Exchange, 1700. The Romance is dull, and as it occupies more than
+ 1,100 folio pages may be pronounced tedious, and the poetry is bad,
+ but as I do not seriously intend ever to read a line of either the
+ Romance or the poetry, this is no great matter.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<a name="note-4"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote">
+<a href="#4"><sup><u>1</u></sup></a> 'He insisted on people praying with him, and I'd as lief
+ pray with Kit Smart as with anyone else.'
+</p>
+
+<a name="2H_4_7"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ LIBRARIANS AT PLAY
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ No man of feeling will grudge the librarians of the universe their
+ annual outing. Their pursuits are not indeed entirely sedentary, since
+ at times they have to climb tall ladders, but of exercise they must
+ always stand in need, and as for air, the exclusively bookish
+ atmosphere is as bad for the lungs as it is for the intellectuals. In
+ 1897 the Second International Library Conference met in London,
+ attended several concerts, was entertained by the Marchioness of Bute
+ and Lady Lubbock; visited Lambeth Palace and Stafford and Apsley
+ Houses; witnessed a special performance of Irving's <i>Merchant of
+ Venice</i>; were elected honorary members of the City Liberal, Junior
+ Athaeneum, National Liberal, and Savage Clubs; and, generally
+ speaking, enjoyed themselves after the methods current during that
+ period. They also read forty-six papers, which now alone remain a
+ stately record of their proceedings.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I have lately spent a pleasant afternoon musing over these papers.
+ Their variety is endless, and the dispositions of mind displayed by
+ these librarians are wide as the poles asunder. Some of them babble
+ like babies, others are evidently austere scholars; some are gravely
+ bent on the best methods of classifying catalogues, economizing space,
+ and sorting borrowers' cards; others, scorning such mechanical
+ details, bid us regard libraries, and consequently librarians, as the
+ primary factors in human evolution. 'Where,' asks Mr. Ernest Cushing
+ Richardson, the librarian of Princetown University, New Jersey,
+ U.S.A., 'lies the germ of the library?' He answers his own question
+ after the following convincing fashion: 'At the point where a
+ definitely formed concept from another's mind is placed beside one's
+ own idea for integration, the result being a definite new form,
+ including the substance of both.' The pointsman who presides over this
+ junction is the librarian.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The young woman of whom Mr. Matthews, the well-known librarian of
+ Bristol, tells us, who, being a candidate for the post of assistant
+ librarian, boldly pronounced Rider Haggard to be the author of the
+ <i>Idylls of the King</i>, Southey of <i>The Mill on the Floss</i>, and Mark
+ Twain of <i>Modern Painters</i>, undoubtedly placed her own ideas at the
+ service of Bristol alongside the preconceived conceptions of Mr.
+ Matthews; but she was rejected all the same.
+</p>
+<p>
+ To speak seriously, who are librarians, and whence come they in such
+ numbers? Of Bodley's librarian we have heard, and all the lettered
+ world honours the name of Richard Garnett, late keeper of the printed
+ books at the British Museum. But beyond these and half a dozen others
+ a great darkness prevails. This ignorance is well illustrated by a
+ pleasing anecdote told at the Conference by Mr. MacAlister:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Only the day before yesterday, on the Calais boat, I was
+ introduced to a world-famed military officer who, when he
+ understood I had some connection with the Library Association,
+ exclaimed: "Why, you're just the man I want! I have been anxious of
+ late about my man, old Atkins. You see the old boy, with a stoop,
+ sheltering behind the funnel. Poor old beggar! quite past his work,
+ but as faithful as a dog. It has just occurred to me that if you
+ could shove him into some snug library in the country, I'd be
+ awfully grateful to you. His one fault is a fondness for reading,
+ and so a library would be just the thing."'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ The usual titled lady also turned up at the Conference. This time she
+ was recommending her late cook for the post of librarian, alleging on
+ her behalf the same strange trait of character&mdash;her fondness for
+ reading. Here, of course, one recalls Mark Pattison's famous dictum,
+ 'The librarian who reads is lost,' about which there is much to be
+ said, both <i>pro</i> and <i>con</i>; but we must not be put off our inquiry,
+ which is: Who are these librarians, and whence come they? They are the
+ custodians of the 70,000,000 printed books (be the numbers a little
+ more or less) in the public libraries of the Western world, and they
+ come from guarding their treasures. They deserve our friendliest
+ consideration. If occasionally their enthusiasm provokes a smile, it
+ is, or should be, of the kindliest. When you think of 70,000,000
+ books, instinctively you wish to wash your hands. Nobody knows what
+ dust is who has not divided his time between the wine-cellar and the
+ library. The work of classification, of indexing, of packing away,
+ must be endless. Great men have arisen who have grappled with these
+ huge problems. We read respectfully of Cutter's rules, which are to
+ the librarian even as Kepler's laws to the astronomer. We have also
+ heard of Poole's index. We bow our heads. Both Cutter and Poole are
+ Americans. The parish of St. Pancras has just, by an overwhelming
+ majority, declined to have a free library, and consequently a
+ librarian. Brutish St. Pancras!
+</p>
+<p>
+ Libraries are obviously of two kinds: those intended for popular use
+ and those meant for the scholar. The ordinary free library, in the
+ sense of Mr. Ewart's Act of Parliament of 1850, is a popular library
+ where a wearied population turns for distraction. Fiction plays a
+ large part. In some libraries 80 per cent. of the books in circulation
+ are novels. Hence Mr. Goldwin Smith's splenetic remark, 'People have
+ no more right to novels than to theatre-tickets out of the taxes.'
+ Quite true; no more they have&mdash;or to public gardens or to beautiful
+ pictures or to anything save to peep through the railings and down the
+ areas of Mr. Gradgrind's fine new house in Park Lane.
+</p>
+<p>
+ When we are considering popular libraries, it does not do to expect
+ too much of tired human nature. This popular kind of library was well
+ represented&mdash;perhaps a little over-represented, at the Conference. All
+ our American cousins are not Cutters and Pooles. There was Mr.
+ Crunden, who keeps the public library at St. Louis, U.S.A. He is all
+ against dull text-books. As a boy he derived his inspiration from
+ Sargent's <i>Standard Speaker</i>, and the interesting sketch he gives us
+ of his education makes us wonder whether amidst his multitudinous
+ reading he ever encountered Newman's marvellous description and
+ handling of the young and over-read Mr. Brown, which is to be found
+ under the heading 'Elementary Studies' in <i>Lectures and Essays on
+ University Subjects</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I shuddered just a little on reading in Mr. Crunden's paper of the boy
+ who, before he was nine, had read Bulfinch's <i>Age of Chivalry</i> and
+ <i>Age of Charlemagne</i>, Bryant's <i>Translation of the 'Iliad'</i>, a prose
+ translation of the <i>Odyssey</i>, Malory's <i>King Arthur, and several other
+ versions of the Arthurian legend</i>, Prescott's <i>Peru and Mexico</i>,
+ Macaulay's <i>Lays</i>, Longfellow's <i>Hiawatha</i> and <i>Miles Standish</i>, the
+ Jungle Books, and other books too numerous to mention. A famous list,
+ but perilously long.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Crunden supports his case for varied reading by quotations from
+ all quarters&mdash;Dr. William T. Harris, President Eliot, Professor
+ Mackenzie, Charles Dudley Warner, Sir John Lubbock&mdash;but their scraps
+ of wisdom or of folly do not remove my uneasiness about the digestion
+ of the little boy who, before he was nine years old, had (not content
+ with Malory) read several versions of the Arthurian legend!
+</p>
+<p>
+ Ladies make excellent librarians, and have tender hearts for children,
+ and so we find a paper written by a lady librarian, entitled <i>Books
+ that Children Like</i>. She quotes some interesting letters from
+ children: 'I like books about ancient history and books about knights,
+ also stories of adventure, and mostly books with a deep plot and
+ mystery about them.' 'I do not like <i>Gulliver's Travels</i>, because I
+ think they are silly.' 'I read <i>Little Men</i>. I did not like this
+ book.' 'I like <i>Ivanhoe</i>, by Scott, better than any.' 'My favourite
+ books are <i>Tom Sawyer</i>, <i>Uncle Tom's Cabin</i>, and <i>Scudder's American
+ History</i>. I like Tom Sawyer because he was so jolly, Uncle Tom because
+ he was so faithful, and Nathan Hale because he was so brave.' These
+ are unbought verdicts no wise man will despise.
+</p>
+<p>
+ All this is popular enough. But the unpopular library must not be
+ overlooked, for, after all, libraries are for the learned. We must not
+ let the babes and sucklings, or the weary seamstress or badgered
+ clerk, or even the working-man, ride rough-shod over Salmasius and
+ Scaliger. In the papers of Mr. Garnett, Mr. Pollard, Mr. Dziatzko, Mr.
+ Cutter, and others, the less popular and nobler side of the library is
+ duly exhibited.
+</p>
+<p>
+ My anxiety about these librarians, who are beginning to be a
+ profession by themselves, is how they are to be paid. That librarians
+ must live is at least as obvious in their case as in that of any other
+ class. They must also, if they are to be of any use, be educated. In
+ 1878 the late Mr. Robert Harrison, who for many years led a grimy life
+ in the London Library, advocated £250 as a minimum annual salary for a
+ competent librarian. But, as Mr. Ogle, of Bootle, pertinently asked at
+ the Conference, 'Are his views yet accepted?' We fear not. Mr. Ogle
+ courageously proceeds:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'The fear of a charge of trades unionism has long kept librarians
+ silent, but this matter is one of public importance, and affects
+ educational progress. A School-Board rate of 6d. or 1s. is
+ willingly paid to teach our youth to read. Shall an additional 2d.
+ be grudged to turn that reading talent into right and safe
+ channels, where it may work for the public welfare and economy?'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ <i>Festina lente</i>, good Mr. Ogle, I beseech you. That way fierce
+ controversy and, it may be, disaster lies. Do not stir the Philistine
+ within us. The British nation is still savage under the skin. It has
+ no real love for books, libraries, or librarians. In its hidden heart
+ it deems them all superfluous. Anger it, and it may in a fit of temper
+ sweep you all away. The loss of our free librarians would indeed be
+ grievous. Never again could they meet in conference and read papers
+ full of quaint things and odd memories. What, for example, can be more
+ amusing than Mr. Cowell's reminiscences of forty years' library work
+ in Liverpool, of the primitive days when a youthful Dicky Sam (for so
+ do the inhabitants of that city call themselves) mistook the <i>Flora of
+ Liverpool</i> for a book either about a ship or a heroine? He knows
+ better now. And what shall we say of the Liverpool brushmaker who, at
+ a meeting of the library committee, recited a poem in praise of woman,
+ containing the following really magnificent line?&mdash;
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'The heart that beats fondest is found in the stays.'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ There is nothing in Roscoe or Mrs. Hemans (local bards) one half so
+ fine. Long may librarians live and flourish! May their salaries
+ increase, if not by leaps and bounds, yet in steady proportions. Yet
+ will they do well to remember that books are not everything.
+</p>
+<a name="2H_4_8"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ LAWYERS AT PLAY
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ That dreary morass, that Serbonian bog, the Bacon-Shakespeare
+ controversy, has been lately lit up as by the flickering light of a
+ will-o'-the-wisp, by the almost simultaneous publication of an
+ imaginary charge delivered to an equally imaginary jury by a judge of
+ no less eminence than the late Lord Penzance (that tough Erastian) and
+ of the still bolder <i>jeu d'esprit</i>, <i>A Report of the Trial of an Issue
+ in Westminster Hall</i>, June 20, 1627, which is the work of the
+ unbridled fancy of His Honour Judge Willis, late Treasurer of the
+ Inner Temple, and a man most intimately acquainted with the literature
+ of the seventeenth century.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Neither production of these playful lawyers, clothed though they be in
+ the garb of judicial procedure, is in the least likely to impress the
+ lay mind with that sense of 'impartiality' or 'indifference' which is
+ supposed to be an attribute of justice, or, indeed, with anything
+ save the unfitness of the machinery of an action at law for the
+ determination of any matter which invokes the canons of criticism and
+ demands the arbitrament of a well-informed and lively taste.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Lord Penzance, who favours the Baconians, made no pretence of
+ impartiality, and says outright in his preface that his readers 'must
+ not expect to find in these pages an equal and impartial leaning of
+ the judge alternately to the case of both parties, as would, I hope,
+ be found in any judicial summing-up of the evidence in a real judicial
+ inquiry.' And, he adds, 'the form of a summing-up is only adopted for
+ convenience, but it is in truth very little short of an argument for
+ the plaintiffs, <i>i.e.</i>, the Baconians.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Why any man, judge or no judge, who wished to prepare an argument on
+ one side of a question should think fit to cast that argument for
+ convenience' sake in the form of a judicial summing-up of both sides
+ is, and must remain, a puzzle.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Judge Willis, who is a Shakespearean, bold and unabashed, is not
+ content with a mere summing-up, but, with a gravity and wealth of
+ detail worthy of De Foe, has presented us with what purports to be a
+ verbatim report of so much of the proceedings in a suit of Hall <i>v.</i>
+ Russell as were concerned with the trial before a jury of the simple
+ issue&mdash;whether William Shakespeare, of Stratford-upon-Avon, 'the
+ testator in the cause of <i>Hall v. Russell</i>,' was the author of the
+ plays in the Folio of 1623. We are favoured with the names of counsel
+ employed, who snarl at one another with such startling verisimilitude,
+ whilst the remarks that fall from the bench do so with such
+ naturalness, that it is perhaps not surprising, or any very severe
+ reflection upon his literary <i>esprit</i>, that a member of the Bar,
+ having heard Judge Willis deliver his lecture in the Inner Temple
+ Hall, repaired next day to the library to study at his leisure the
+ hitherto unnoted case of <i>Hall v. Russell</i>. Ten witnesses are put in
+ the box to prove the affirmative&mdash;that Shakespeare was the author of
+ the plays. Mr. Blount and M. Jaggard, the publishers of the Folio,
+ give a most satisfactory account of the somewhat crucial point&mdash;how
+ they came by the manuscripts, with all the amendments and corrections,
+ and pass lightly over the fact that those manuscripts had disappeared.
+ 'Rare Ben Jonson' in the witness-box is a masterpiece of dramatic
+ invention; he demolishes Bacon's advocate with magnificent vitality.
+ John Selden makes a stately witness, and Francis Meres a very useful
+ one. Generally speaking, the weakest part in these interesting
+ proceedings is the cross-examination. I have heard the learned judge
+ do better in old days. No witnesses are called for the Baconians,
+ though all the writings of the great philosopher were put in for what
+ they were worth. The Lord Chief Justice, who seems to have been a
+ friend of Shakespeare's, sums up dead in his favour, and the jury
+ (with whose names we are not supplied, which is a pity&mdash;Bunyan or De
+ Foe would have given them to us), after a short absence, a quarter of
+ an hour, return a Shakespearean verdict, which of course ought by
+ rights to make the whole question <i>res judicata</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But it has done nothing of the kind. Could we really ask Blount and
+ Jaggard how they came by the manuscripts, and who made the
+ corrections, and did we believe their replies, why, then a stray
+ Baconian here and there might reluctantly abandon his strange fancy;
+ but as <i>Hall v. Russell</i> is Judge Willis's joke, it will convert no
+ Baconians any more than Dean Sherlock's once celebrated <i>Trial of the
+ Witnesses</i> compels belief in the Resurrection.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The question in reality is a compound one. Did Shakespeare write the
+ plays? If yes, the matter is at rest. If no&mdash;who did? If an author can
+ be found&mdash;Bacon or anyone else&mdash;well and good. If no author can be
+ found&mdash;Anon. wrote them&mdash;a conclusion which need terrify no one, since
+ the plays would still remain within our reach, and William
+ Shakespeare, apart from the plays, is very little to anybody who has
+ not written his life.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But this is not the form the controversy has assumed. The
+ anti-Shakespeareans are to a man Baconians, and fondly imagine that if
+ only Will Shakespeare were put out of the way their man must step into
+ the vacant throne. Lord Penzance in charging his jury told them that
+ those of their number 'who had studied the writings of Bacon' and were
+ 'keenly alive to his marvellous mental powers' would probably have 'no
+ difficulty,' if once satisfied that the author they were seeking after
+ was <i>not</i> Shakespeare, in finding as a fact that he <i>was</i> Bacon. But
+ suppose James Spedding had been on that jury, and, rising in his
+ place, had spoken as follows:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'My Lord,&mdash;If any man has ever studied the writings of Bacon, I
+ have. For twenty-five years I have done little else. If any man is
+ keenly alive to his marvellous mental powers, I am that man. I am
+ also deeply read in the plays attributed to Shakespeare, and I
+ think I am in a condition to say that, whoever was the real author,
+ it was <i>not</i> Bacon.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ That this is exactly what Spedding would have said we know from the
+ letter he wrote on the subject to Mr. Holmes, reprinted in <i>Essays
+ and Discussions</i>, and it completely upsets the whole scheme of
+ arrangement of Lord Penzance's summing-up, which proceeds on the easy
+ footing that the more difficulties you throw in Shakespeare's path the
+ smoother becomes Bacon's.
+</p>
+<p>
+ That there are difficulties in Shakespeare's path, some things very
+ hard to explain, must be admitted. Lord Penzance makes the most of
+ these. It is, indeed, a most extraordinary thing that anybody should
+ have had the mother-wit to write the plays traditionally assigned to
+ Shakespeare. Where did he get it from? How on earth did the plays get
+ themselves written? Where, when, and how did the author pick up his
+ multifarious learnings? Lord Penzance, good, honest man, is simply
+ staggered by the extent of the play-wright's information. The plays,
+ so he says, 'teem with erudition,' and can only have been written by
+ someone who had the classics at his finger-ends, modern languages on
+ the tip of his tongue&mdash;by someone who had travelled far and read
+ deeply; and, above all, by a man who had spent at least a year in a
+ conveyancer's chambers! And yet, when this has been said, would Lord
+ Penzance have added that the style and character of the playwright is
+ the style and character of a really learned man of his period! Can
+ anything less like such a style be imagined? Once genius is granted,
+ heaven-born genius, a mother-wit beyond the dreams of fancy, and then
+ plain humdrum men, ordinary judicial intelligences, will do well to be
+ on their guard against it. 'Beware&mdash;beware! he is fooling thee.'
+ Shakespeare's genius has simply befooled Lord Penzance. Seafaring men,
+ after reading <i>The Tempest</i>, are ready to maintain that its author
+ must have been for at least a year before the mast. As for
+ Shakespeare's law, which has taken in so many matter-of-fact
+ practitioners, one can now refer to Ben Jonson's evidence in <i>Hall v.
+ Russell</i>, where that great dramatist has no difficulty in showing that
+ if none but a lawyer could have written Shakespeare's plays, a lawyer
+ alone could have preached Thomas Adams's sermons. Judge Willis's
+ profound knowledge of sound old divinity has served him here in good
+ stead. The fact is it is simply impossible to exaggerate the
+ quick-wittedness and light-heartedness of a great literary genius. The
+ absorbing power, the lightning-like faculty of apprehension, the
+ instant recognition of the uses to which any fact or fancy can be put,
+ the infinite number and delicacy of the mental feelers, thrust out in
+ all directions, which belong to the creative brain and keep it in
+ tremulous and restless activity, are quite enough so to differentiate
+ the possessor of these endowments from his fellow mortals as to make
+ comparison impossible. Shakespeare the actor was by the common consent
+ of his enemies one of the deftest fellows that ever made use of other
+ men's materials&mdash;'Convey, the wise it call.' I will again quote
+ Spedding:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'If Shakespeare was not trained as a scholar or a man of science,
+ neither do the works attributed to him show traces of trained
+ scholarship or scientific education. Given the <i>faculties</i>, you
+ will find that all the acquired knowledge, art, and dexterity which
+ the Shakespearean plays imply were easily attainable by a man who
+ was labouring in his vocation and had nothing else to do.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ I greatly prefer this cool judgment of a scholar deeply read in
+ Elizabethan lore to Lord Penzance's heated and almost breathless
+ admiration for the 'teeming erudition' of the plays.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Lord Penzance likewise displays a very creditable non-acquaintance
+ with the disposition of authors one to another. He is quite shocked at
+ the callousness of Shakespeare's contemporaries to Shakespeare if he
+ were indeed the author of the Quartos which bore his name in his
+ lifetime. But as it cannot be suggested that in, say, 1600 it was
+ generally known that Shakespeare was not the author of these plays, it
+ is hard to see how his contemporaries can be acquitted of indifference
+ to his prodigious superiority over themselves. Authors, however, never
+ take this view. Shakespeare's contemporaries thought him a mighty
+ clever fellow and no more. Why, even Wordsworth was well persuaded he
+ could write like Shakespeare had he been so minded. Mr. Arnold
+ remained all his life honestly indifferent to and sceptical about the
+ fame of both Tennyson and Browning. Great living lawyers and doctors
+ do not invariably idolize each other, nor do the lawyers and doctors
+ in a small way of business always speak well of those in a big way.
+ The poets and learned critics of the seventeenth and eighteenth
+ centuries&mdash;Dryden, Pope, Johnson&mdash;looked upon Shakespeare with an
+ indulgent eye, as a great but irregular genius, after much the same
+ fashion as did the old sea-dogs of Nelson's day regard the hero of
+ Trafalgar. 'Do not criticise him too harshly,' said Lord St. Vincent;
+ 'there can only be one Nelson.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ These are not the real difficulties, though they seem to have pressed
+ somewhat heavily on Lord Penzance.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The circumstances attendant upon the publication of the Folio of 1623
+ are undoubtedly puzzling. Shakespeare died in 1616, leaving behind
+ him more than forty plays circulating in London and more or less
+ associated with his name. His will, a most elaborate document, does
+ not contain a single reference to his literary life or labours. Seven
+ years after his death the Folio appears, which contains twenty-six
+ plays out of the odd forty just referred to, and ten extra plays which
+ had never before been in print, and about six of which there is a very
+ scanty Shakespearean tradition. Of the twenty-six old plays, seventeen
+ had been printed in small Quartos, possibly surreptitiously, in
+ Shakespeare's lifetime, but the Folio does not reprint from these
+ Quartos, but from enlarged, amended, and enormously improved copies.
+ Messrs. Heminge and Condell, the editor of this priceless treasure,
+ the First Folio, wrote a long-winded dedication to Lords Pembroke and
+ Montgomery, which contains but one pertinent passage, in which they
+ ask their readers to believe that it had been the office of the
+ editors to collect and publish the author's 'mere writings,' he being
+ dead, and to offer them, not 'maimed and deformed,' in surreptitious
+ and stolen copies, but 'cured and perfect of their limbs and all the
+ rest, absolute in their numbers as he conceived them, who as he was a
+ happie imitator of Nature was a most gentle expresser of it. His mind
+ and hand went together, and what he thought, he uttered with that
+ easiness, that we have scarce received from him a blot in his papers.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ From whose custody did those 'papers' come? Where had they been all
+ the seven years? Of what did they consist? If in truth unblotted, all
+ the seventeen Quartos as well as the new plays must have been printed
+ from fair manuscript copies. From whom were these unblotted copies
+ received, and what became of them? The silence of these players is
+ irritating and perplexing,&mdash;though, possibly, the explanation of the
+ mystery, were it forthcoming, would be, as often happens, of the
+ simplest. It may be that these unblotted copies were in the theatre
+ library all the time.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Whether these interrogatories, now unanswerable, raise doubts in the
+ mind of sufficient potency to destroy the tradition of centuries, and
+ to prevent us from sharing the conviction of Milton, of Dryden, of
+ Pope, and Johnson that Shakespeare was the author of Shakespeare's
+ plays must be left for individual consideration. But, however
+ destructive these doubts may prove, they do not go a yard of the way
+ to let in Bacon.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Once more I will quote Spedding, for he, of all the moderns, by virtue
+ of his taste and devouring studies, is the best qualified to speak:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Aristotle was an extraordinary man. Plato was an extraordinary
+ man. That two men each severally so extraordinary should have been
+ living at the same time in the same place was a very extraordinary
+ thing. But would it diminish the wonder to suppose the two to be
+ one? So I say of Bacon and Shakespeare. That a human being
+ possessed of the faculties necessary to make a Shakespeare should
+ exist is extraordinary. That a human being possessed of the
+ necessary faculties to make Bacon should exist is extraordinary.
+ That two such human beings should have been living in London at the
+ same time was more extraordinary still. But that one man should
+ have existed possessing the faculties and opportunities necessary
+ to make <i>both</i> would have been the most extraordinary thing of
+ all' (see Spedding's <i>Essays and Discussions</i>, 1879, pp. 371, 372).<br><br>
+
+ 'Great writers, especially being contemporary, have many features
+ in common, but if they are really great writers they write
+ naturally, and nature is always individual. I doubt whether there
+ are five lines together to be found in Bacon which could be
+ mistaken for Shakespeare, or five lines in Shakespeare which could
+ be mistaken for Bacon, by one who was familiar with their several
+ styles and practised in such observations' (<i>Ibid.</i>, p. 373).
+</blockquote>
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+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ THE NON-JURORS
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ To anyone blessed or cursed with an ironical humour the troublesome
+ history of the Church of England since the Reformation cannot fail to
+ be an endless source of delight. It really is exciting. Just a little
+ more of Calvin and of Beza, half a dozen words here, or Cranmer's
+ pencil through a single phrase elsewhere; a 'quantum suff.' of the men
+ 'that allowed no Eucharistic sacrifice,' and away must have gone
+ beyond recall the possibility of the Laudian revival and all that
+ still appertains thereunto. We must have lost the 'primitive' men, the
+ Kens, the Wilsons, the Knoxes, the Kebles, the Puseys. On the other
+ hand, but for the unfaltering language of the Articles, the hearty
+ tone of the Homilies, and the agreeable readiness of both sides to
+ curse the Italian impudence of the Bishop of Rome and all his
+ 'detestable enormities,' our Anglican Church history could never have
+ been enriched with the names or sweetened by the memories of the
+ Romaines, the Flavels, the Venns, the Simeons, and of many thousand
+ unnamed saints who finished their course in the fervent faith of
+ Evangelicalism. But on what a thread it has always hung! An
+ ill-considered Act of Parliament, an amendment hastily accepted by a
+ pestered layman at midnight, a decision in a court of law, a Jerusalem
+ Bishoprick, a passage in an early Father, an ancient heresy restudied,
+ and off to Rome goes a Newman or a Manning, whilst a Baptist Noel
+ finds his less romantic refuge in Protestant Dissent. Schism is for
+ ever in the air. Disruption a lively possibility. It has always been a
+ ticklish business belonging to the Church of England, unless you can
+ muster up enough courage to be a frank Erastian, and on the rare
+ occasions when you attend your parish church handle the Book of Common
+ Prayer with all the reverence due to a schedule to an Act of
+ Parliament.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Among the many noticeable humours of the present situation is the tone
+ adopted by an average Churchman like Canon Overton to the Non-Jurors.
+ When the late Mr. Lathbury published his admirable <i>History of the
+ Non-Jurors</i>,<a name="5"></a> <a href="#note-5"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a> he had to prepare himself for a very different public
+ of Churchmen and Churchwomen than will turn over Canon Overton's
+ agreeable pages. <a name="6"></a> <a href="#note-6"><small><sup>2</sup></small></a> In 1845 the average Churchman, after he had
+ conquered the serious initial difficulty of comprehending the
+ Non-Juror's position, was only too apt to consider him a fool for his
+ pains. 'It has been the custom,' wrote Mr. Lathbury, 'to speak of the
+ Non-Jurors as a set of unreasonable men, and should I succeed in any
+ measure in correcting those erroneous impressions, I shall feel that
+ my labour has not been in vain.' But in 1902, as Canon Overton is
+ ready enough to perceive, 'their position is a little better
+ understood.' The well-nigh 'fools' are all but 'confessors.'
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+ The early history of the Non-Jurors is as fascinating and as fruitful
+ as their later history is dull, melancholy, and disappointing.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Nobody will deny that the Bishops, clergy, and laity of the Church of
+ England who refused to take the oaths to William and Mary and George
+ I., when tendered to them, were amply justified in the Court of
+ Conscience. They were ridiculed by the politicians of the day for
+ their supersensitiveness; but what were they to do? If they took the
+ oaths, they apostalized from the faith they had once professed.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Before the Revolution it was the faith of all High Churchmen&mdash;part of
+ the <i>deposition</i> they had to guard&mdash;that the doctrine of
+ non-resistance and passive obedience was Gospel truth, primitive
+ doctrine, and a chief 'characteristic' of the Anglican Church.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The saintly John Kettlewell, in his tractate, <i>Christianity: a
+ Doctrine of the Cross, or Passive Obedience under any Pretended
+ Invasion of Legal Rights and Liberties</i> (1696), makes this perfectly
+ plain; and when Ken came to compose his famous will, wherein he
+ declared that he died in the Communion of the Church of England, 'as
+ it adheres to the doctrine of the Cross,' the good Bishop did not mean
+ what many a pious soul in later days has been edified by thinking he
+ did mean, the doctrine of the Atonement, but that of passive
+ obedience, which was the Non-Juror's cross.
+</p>
+<p>
+ It is sad to think a doctrine dear to so many saintly men, maintained
+ with an erudition so vast and exemplified by sacrifices so great,
+ should have disappeared in the vortex of present-day conflict. It may
+ some day reappear in Convocation. Kettlewell, who was a precise writer
+ and accurate thinker, defined sovereignty as supremacy. 'Kings,' he
+ said, 'can be no longer sovereigns, but subjects, if they have any
+ superiors'; and he points out with much acumen that the best security
+ under a sovereign 'which sovereignty allows' is that the Kings and
+ Ministers are accountable and liable for breach of law as well as
+ others. Kettlewell, had he lived long enough, might have come to
+ transfer his idea of sovereignty to Kings, Lords, and Commons speaking
+ through an Act of Parliament, and if so, he would have urged <i>active
+ obedience</i> to its enactments, when not contrary to conscience, and
+ <i>passive obedience</i> if they were so contrary. Therefore, were he alive
+ to-day, and did he think it contrary to conscience (as he easily
+ might) to pay a school-rate for an 'undenominational' school, he would
+ not draw a cheque for the amount, but neither would he punch the
+ bailiff's head who came to seize his furniture. Kettlewell's treatise
+ is well worth reading. Its last paragraph is most spirited.
+</p>
+<p>
+ There could be no doubt about it. The High Church party were bound
+ hand and foot to the doctrine of the Cross&mdash;<i>i.e.</i>, passive obedience
+ to the Lord's Anointed. Whoever else might actively resist or forsake
+ the King, they could not without apostasy. But the Revolution of 1688
+ was not content to pierce the High Churchmen through one hand. Not
+ only did the Revolution require the Church to forswear its King, but
+ also to see its spiritual fathers deprived and intruders set in their
+ places without even the semblance of any spiritual authority. If it
+ was hard to have James II. a fugitive in foreign lands and Dutch
+ William in Whitehall, it was perhaps even harder to see Sancroft
+ expelled from Lambeth, and the Erastian and latitudinarian Tillotson,
+ who was prepared to sacrifice even episcopacy for peace, usurping the
+ title of Archbishop of Canterbury. After all, no man, not even a
+ Churchman, can serve two masters. The loyalty of a High Churchman to
+ the throne is always subject to his loyalty to the Church, and at the
+ Revolution he was wounded in both houses.
+</p>
+<p>
+ When Queen Elizabeth ascended the throne, and established what was
+ then unblushingly called 'the new religion,' the whole Anglican
+ Hierarchy, with the paltry exception of the Bishop of Llandaff,
+ refused the oaths of supremacy, and were superseded. In a little
+ more than 100 years the Protestant Bench was bombarded with a
+ heart-searching oath&mdash;this time of allegiance. Opinion was divided;
+ the point was not so clear as in 1559. The Archbishop of York and his
+ brethren of London, Lincoln, Bristol, Winchester, Rochester, Llandaff
+ and St. Asaph, Carlisle and St. David's, swore to bear true allegiance
+ to Their Majesties King William and Queen Mary. The Archbishop of
+ Canterbury and the Bishops of Bath and Wells, Ely, Gloucester,
+ Norwich, Peterborough, Worcester, Chichester, and Chester refused to
+ swear anything of the kind, and were consequently, in pursuance of the
+ terms of an Act of Parliament, and of an Act of Parliament only,
+ deprived of their ecclesiastical preferments. They thus became the
+ first Non-Jurors, and were long, except two who died before actual
+ sentence of exclusion, affectionately known and piously venerated in
+ all High Church homes as 'the Deprived Fathers.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Who can doubt that they were right, holding the faith they did? Yet
+ Englishmen do not take kindly to martyrdom, and some of the Bishops
+ were strangely puzzled. The excellent Ken, who, like Keble, was an
+ Englishman first and a Catholic afterwards (in other words, no true
+ Catholic at all), when told that James was ready to give Ireland to
+ France, as nearly as possible conformed, so angry was he with the
+ Lord's Anointed; and even the fiery Leslie, one of our most agreeable
+ writers, was always ready to forgive those pious, peaceful souls who
+ thought it no sin, though great sorrow, to comply with the demands of
+ Caesar, but still managed to retain their old Church and King
+ principles. Leslie reserved his wrath for the Tillotsons and the
+ Tenisons and the Burnets, who first, to use his own words, swallowed
+ 'the morsels of usurpation' and then dressed them up 'with all the
+ gaudy and ridiculous flourishes that an Apostate eloquence can put
+ upon them.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ The early Non-Jurors included among their number a very large
+ proportion of holy, learned, and primitive-minded men. At least 400 of
+ the general body of the clergy refused the oaths and accepted for
+ themselves and those dependent on them lives of poverty and seclusion.
+ They were from the beginning an unpopular body. They were not
+ Puritans, they were not Deists, they were not Presbyterians, they
+ would not go to their parish churches; and yet they vehemently
+ objected to being called Papists. What troublesome people! Five of the
+ deprived fathers, including the Primate, had known what it was, when
+ they defied their Sovereign, to be the idols of the mob; but when
+ they adhered to his fallen cause they were deprived of their sees, and
+ sent packing from their palaces without a single growl of popular
+ discontent. Oblivion was their portion, even as it was of their Roman
+ Catholic predecessors at the time of the Reformation.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The Archbishop of Canterbury, when turned out of Lambeth by a judgment
+ of the Court of King's Bench to make way for Tillotson, retired to his
+ native village in Fressingfield, where he did not attend the parish
+ church, nor would allow any but non-juring clergy to perform Divine
+ service in his presence. Dr. Sancroft (who was a book-lover, and had
+ designed a binding of his own) died on November 24, 1693, and the
+ epitaph, of his own composition, on his tombstone may still be read
+ with profit by time-servers of all degrees and denominations, cleric
+ and lay, in Parliament and out of it. All the deprived Bishops, so Mr.
+ Lathbury assures us, were in very narrow circumstances, and of Turner,
+ of Ely, Mr. Lathbury very properly writes: 'This man who, by adhering
+ to the new Sovereign, and taking the oath, might have ended his day
+ amidst an abundance of earthly blessings, was actually sustained in
+ his declining years by the bounty of those who sympathized with him in
+ his distresses.' Bishop Turner died in 1700.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Despite this distressing and most genuine poverty, the reader of old
+ books will not infrequently come across traces of many happy and
+ well-spent hours during which these poor Non-Jurors managed 'to fleet
+ the time' in their own society, for they were, many of them, men of
+ the most varied tastes and endowed with Christian tempers; whilst
+ their writings exhibit, as no other writings of the period do, the
+ saintliness and devotion which are supposed to be among the 'notes'
+ of the Catholic Church. Two better men than Kettlewell and Dodwell
+ are nowhere to be found, and as for vigorous writing, where is Charles
+ Leslie to be matched?
+</p>
+<p>
+ So long as the deprived fathers continued to live, the schism&mdash;for
+ complete schism it was between 'the faithful remnant of the Church of
+ England' and the Established Church&mdash;was on firm ground. But what was
+ to happen when the last Bishop died? Dodwell, who, next to Hickes,
+ seems to have dominated the Non-Juring mind, did not wish the schism
+ to continue after the death of the deprived Bishops; for though he
+ admitted that the prayers for the Revolution Sovereigns would be
+ 'unlawful prayers,' to which assent could not properly be given, he
+ still thought that communion with the Church of England was possible.
+ Hickes thought otherwise, and Hickes, it must not be forgotten, though
+ only known to the world and even to Non-Jurors generally, as the
+ deprived Dean of Worcester, was in sober truth and reality Bishop of
+ Thetford, having been consecrated a Suffragan Bishop under that title
+ by the deprived Bishops of Norwich, Peterborough, and Ely, at
+ Southgate, in Middlesex, on February 24, 1693, in the Bishop of
+ Peterborough's lodgings. At the same time the accomplished Thomas
+ Wagstaffe was consecrated Suffragan Bishop of Ipswich, though he
+ continued to earn his living as a physician all the rest of his days.
+</p>
+<p>
+ These were clandestine consecrations, for even so well-tried and
+ whole-hearted a Non-Juror as Thomas Hearne, of Oxford, knew nothing
+ about them, though a great friend of both the new Bishops, until long
+ years had sped. It would be idle at this distance of time, and having
+ regard to the events which have happened since February, 1693, to
+ consider the nice questions how far the Act of Henry VIII. relating to
+ the appointment of suffragans could have any applicability to such
+ consecrations, or what degree of Episcopal authority was thereby
+ conferred, or for how long.
+</p>
+<p>
+ As things turned out, Ken proved the longest liver of the deprived
+ fathers. The good Bishop died at Longleat, one of the few great houses
+ which sheltered Non-Jurors, on March 19, 1711. But before his death he
+ had made cession of his rights to his friend Hooper, who on the
+ violent death of Kidder, the intruding revolution Bishop, had been
+ appointed by Queen Anne, who had wished to reinstate Ken, to Bath and
+ Wells. It was the wish of Ken that the schism should come to an end on
+ his death.
+</p>
+<p>
+ It did nothing of the kind, though some very leading Non-Jurors,
+ including the learned Dodwell and Nelson, rejoined the main body of
+ the Church, saving all just exceptions to the 'unlawful prayers.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Bishop Wagstaffe died in 1712, leaving Bishop Hickes alone in his
+ glory, who in 1713, assisted by two Scottish Bishops, consecrated
+ Jeremy Collier, Samuel Hawes, and Nathaniel Spinckes, Bishops of 'the
+ faithful remnant.' Hickes died in 1715, and the following year the
+ great and hugely learned Thomas Brett became a Bishop, as also did
+ Henry Gawdy.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Then, alas! arose a schism which rent the faithful remnant in twain.
+ It was about a great subject, the Communion Service. Collier and Brett
+ were in favour of altering the Book of Common Prayer so as to restore
+ it to the First Book of King Edward VI., which provided for (1) The
+ mixed chalice; (2) prayers for the faithful departed; (3) prayer for
+ the descent of the Holy Ghost on the consecrated elements; (4) the
+ Oblatory Prayer, offering the elements to the Father as symbols of His
+ Son's body and blood. This side of the controversy became known as
+ 'The Usagers,' whilst those Non-Jurors, headed by Bishop Spinckes, who
+ held by King Charles's Prayer-Book, were called 'the Non-Usagers.' The
+ discussion lasted long, and was distinguished by immense learning and
+ acumen.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The Usagers may be said to have carried the day, for after the
+ controversy had lasted fourteen years, in 1731 Timothy Mawman was
+ consecrated a Bishop by three Bishops, two of whom were 'Usagers' and
+ one a 'Non-Usager.' But in the meantime what had become of the
+ congregations committed to their charge? Never large, they had
+ dwindled almost entirely away.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The last regular Bishop was Robert Gordon, who was consecrated in 1741
+ by Brett, Smith, and Mawman. Gordon, who was an out-and-out Jacobite,
+ died in 1779.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I have not even mentioned the name of perhaps the greatest of the
+ Non-Jurors, William Law, nor that of Carte, an historian, the fruits
+ of whose labour may still be seen in other men's orchards.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The whole story, were it properly told, would prove how hard it is in
+ a country like England, where nobody really cares about such things,
+ to run a schism. But who knows what may happen to-morrow?
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<a name="note-5"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#5">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> <i>A History of the Non-Jurors</i>. By Thomas Lathbury.
+ London: Pickering, 1845.
+
+</p>
+<a name="note-6"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#6">
+<sup><u>2</u></sup></a> <i>The Non-Jurors</i>. By J.H. Overton, D.D. London: Smith,
+ Elder and Co., 1902, 16s.
+</p>
+
+
+<a name="2H_4_10"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ LORD CHESTERFIELD
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ 'Buy good books and read them; the best books are the commonest, and
+ the last editions are always the best, if the editors are not
+ blockheads.' So wrote Lord Chesterfield to his son, that
+ highly-favoured and much bewritten youth, on March 19, 1750, and his
+ words have been chosen with great cunning by Mr. Charles Strachey as a
+ motto for his new edition of these famous letters. <a name="7"></a> <a href="#note-7"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a>
+</p>
+<p>
+ The quotation is full of the practical wisdom, but is at the same
+ time&mdash;so much, at least, an old book-collector may be allowed to
+ say&mdash;a little suggestive of the too-well-defined limitations of their
+ writer's genius and character. Lord Chesterfield is always clear and
+ frequently convincing, yet his wisdom is that of Mr. Worldly Wiseman,
+ and not only never points in the direction of the Celestial City, but
+ seldom displays sympathy with any generous emotion or liberal taste.
+ Yet as we have nobody like him in the whole body of our literature, we
+ can welcome even another edition&mdash;portable, complete, and cheap&mdash;of
+ his letters to his son with as much enthusiasm as is compatible with
+ the graces, and with the maxim, so dear to his lordship's heart, <i>Nil
+ admirari!</i>
+</p>
+<p>
+ What, I have often wondered, induced Lord Chesterfield to write this
+ enormously long and troublesome series of letters to a son who was not
+ even his heir? Their sincerity cannot be called in question. William
+ Wilberforce did not more fervently desire the conversion to God of his
+ infant Samuel than apparently did Lord Chesterfield the transformation
+ of his lumpish offspring into 'the all-accomplished man' he wished to
+ have him.
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'All this,' so the father writes in tones of fervent pleading&mdash;'all
+ this you may compass if you please. You have the means, you have the
+ opportunities; employ them, for God's sake, while you may, and make
+ yourself the all-accomplished man I wish to have you. It entirely
+ depends upon the next two years; they are the decisive ones' (Letter
+ CLXXVII.).
+</p>
+<p>
+ It is the very language of an evangelical piety applied to the
+ manufacture of a worldling. But what promoted the anxiety? Was it
+ natural affection&mdash;a father's love? If it was, never before or since
+ has that world-wide and homely emotion been so concealed. There is a
+ detestable, a forbidding, an all-pervading harshness of tone
+ throughout this correspondence that seems to banish affection, to
+ murder love. Read Letter CLXXVIII., and judge for yourselves. I will
+ quote a passage:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'The more I love you now from the good opinion I have of you, the
+ greater will be my indignation if I should have reason to change
+ it. Hitherto you have had every possible proof of my affection,
+ because you have deserved it, but when you cease to deserve it you
+ may expect every possible mark of my resentment. To leave nothing
+ doubtful upon this important point, I will tell you fairly
+ beforehand by what rule I shall judge of your conduct: by Mr.
+ Harte's account.... If he complains you must be guilty, and I shall
+ not have the least regard for anything you may allege in your own
+ defence.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Ugh! what a father! Lord Chesterfield despised the Gospels, and made
+ little of St. Paul; yet the New Testament could have taught him
+ something concerning the nature of a father's love. His language is
+ repulsive, repugnant, and yet how few fathers have taken the trouble
+ to write 400 educational letters of great length to their sons! All
+ one can say is that Chesterfield's letters are without natural
+ affection:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'If this be error and upon me proved,
+ I never writ, and no man ever loved.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ If affection did not dictate these letters, what did? Could it be
+ ambition? So astute a man as Chesterfield, who was kept well informed
+ as to the impression made by his son, could hardly suppose it likely
+ that the boy would make a name for himself, and thereby confer
+ distinction upon the family of which he was an irregular offshoot. A
+ respectable diplomatic career, with an interval in the House of
+ Commons, was the most that so clear-sighted a man could anticipate for
+ the young Stanhope. Was it literary fame for himself? This, of course,
+ assumes that subsequent publication was contemplated by the writer.
+ The dodges and devices of authors are well-nigh infinite and quite
+ beyond conjecture, and it is, of course, possible that Lord
+ Chesterfield kept copies of these letters, which bear upon their
+ faces evidence of care and elaboration. It is not to be supposed for a
+ moment that he ever forgot he had written them. It is hard to believe
+ he never inquired after them and their whereabouts. Great men have
+ been known to write letters which, though they bore other addresses,
+ were really intended for their biographers. It would not have been
+ surprising if Lord Chesterfield wrote these letters intending some day
+ to publish them, but not only is there no warrant for such an opinion,
+ but the opposite is clearly established. It is, no doubt, odd that the
+ son should have carefully preserved more than 400 letters written to
+ him during a period beginning with his tenderest years and continuing
+ whilst he was travelling on the Continent. It seems almost a miracle.
+ What made the son treasure them so carefully? Did he look forward to
+ being his father's biographer? Hardly so at the age of ten, or even
+ twenty. Biographies were not then what they have since become. No
+ doubt in the middle of the eighteenth century letters were more
+ treasured than they are to-day, and young Stanhope's friends may also
+ have thought it wise to encourage him to preserve documentary evidence
+ of the great interest taken in him by his father. None the less, I
+ think the preservation of this correspondence is in the circumstances
+ a most extraordinary though well-established fact.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The son died in 1768 of a dropsy at Avignon, and the news was
+ communicated to the Earl by his daughter-in-law, Mrs. Eugenia
+ Stanhope, of whose existence he was previously unaware. Two grandsons
+ accompanied her. It was a shock; but 'les manières nobles et aisées,
+ la tournure d'un homme de condition, le ton de la bonne compagnie,
+ les grâces le je ne scais quoi qui plaît,' came to Lord Chesterfield's
+ assistance, and he received his son's widow, who was not a pleasing
+ person, and her two boys with kindness and good feeling, and provided
+ for them quite handsomely by his will. The Earl died in 1773, in his
+ seventy-ninth year, and thereupon Mrs. Stanhope, who was in possession
+ of all the original letters addressed to her late husband, carried
+ her wares to market, and made a bargain with Mr. Dodsley for their
+ publication, she to receive £1,575. Mr. Dodsley advertised the
+ forthcoming work, and on that the Earl's executors, relying upon the
+ well-known case of Pope <i>v.</i> Curl, decided by Lord Hardwicke in 1741,
+ filed their bill against Mrs. Stanhope, seeking an injunction to
+ restrain publication. The widow put in her sworn Answer, in which she
+ averred that she had, on more occasions than one, mentioned
+ publication to the Earl, and that he, though recovering from her
+ certain written characters of eminent contemporaries, had seemed quite
+ content to let her do what she liked with the letters, only remarking
+ that there was too much Latin in them. The executors seem to have
+ moved for what is called an interim injunction&mdash;that is, an injunction
+ until trial of the cause, and, from the report in <i>Ambler</i>, it appears
+ that Lord Apsley (a feeble creature) granted such an injunction, but
+ recommended the executors to permit the publication if, on seeing a
+ copy of the correspondence, they saw no objection to it. In the result
+ the executors gave their consent, and the publication became an
+ authorized one, so much so that Dodsley was able to obtain an
+ interdict in the Scotch Court preventing a certain Scotch bookseller,
+ caller McFarquhar, from reprinting the letters in Edinburgh. Whether
+ the executors believed Mrs. Stanhope's story, or saw no reason to
+ object to the publication of the letters, I do not know, but it is
+ clear that the opposition was a half-hearted one.
+</p>
+<p>
+ It would be hasty to assume that Lord Chesterfield wrote these letters
+ with any intention of publication, and I am therefore left without
+ being able to suggest any strong reason for their existence. A
+ restless, itching pen, perhaps, accounts for them. Some men find a
+ pleasure in writing, even at great length; others, of whom Carlyle was
+ one, though they hate the labour, are yet compelled by some fierce
+ necessity to blacken paper.
+</p>
+<p>
+ At all events, we have Lord Chesterfield's letters, and, having them,
+ they will always have readers, for they are readable.
+</p>
+<p>
+ That the letters are full of wit and wisdom and sound advice is
+ certain. Mr. Strachey, in his preface, seems to be under the
+ impression that in the popular estimate Chesterfield is reckoned an
+ elegant trifler, a man of no serious account. What the popular or
+ vulgar estimate of Chesterfield may be it would be hard to determine,
+ nor is it of the least importance, for no one who knows about Lord
+ Chesterfield can possibly entertain any such opinion. How it came
+ about that so able and ambitious a man made so poor a thing out of
+ life, and failed so completely, is puzzling at first, though a little
+ study would, I think, make the reasons of Chesterfield's failure plain
+ enough.
+</p>
+<p>
+ To prove by extracts from the Letters how wise a man Chesterfield was
+ would be easy, but tiresome; to exhibit him in a repulsive character
+ would be equally easy, but spiteful. I prefer to leave him alone, and
+ to content myself with but one quotation, which has a touch of both
+ wisdom and repulsiveness:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Consult your reason betimes. I do not say it will always prove an
+ unerring guide, for human reason is not infallible, but it will
+ prove the least erring guide that you can follow. Books and
+ conversation may assist it, but adopt neither blindly and
+ implicitly; try both by that best rule God has given to direct
+ us&mdash;reason. Of all the truths do not decline that of thinking. The
+ host of mankind can hardly be said to think; their prejudices are
+ almost all adoptive; and in general I believe it is better that it
+ should be so, as such common prejudices contribute more to order
+ and quiet than their own separate reasonings would do, uncultivated
+ as they are. We have many of these useful prejudices in this
+ country which I should be very sorry to see removed. The good
+ Protestant conviction that the Pope is both Antichrist and the
+ Whore of Babylon is a more effectual preservative against Popery
+ than all the solid and unanswerable arguments of Chillingworth.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<a name="note-7"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#7">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> Published by Methuen and Co. in 2 vols.
+</p>
+
+<a name="2H_4_11"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ THE JOHNSONIAN LEGEND
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ The ten handsome volumes which the indefatigable and unresting zeal of
+ Dr. Birkbeck Hill, and the high spirit of the Clarendon Press, have
+ edited, arranged, printed, and published for the benefit of the world
+ and the propagation of the Gospel according to Dr. Johnson are
+ pleasant things to look upon. I hope the enterprise has proved
+ remunerative to those concerned, but I doubt it. The parsimony of the
+ public in the matter of books is pitiful. The ordinary purse-carrying
+ Englishman holds in his head a ready-reckoner or scale of charges by
+ which he tests his purchases&mdash;so much for a dinner, so much for a
+ bottle of champagne, so much for a trip to Paris, so much for a pair
+ of gloves, and so much for a book. These ten volumes would cost him £4
+ 9s. 3d. 'Whew! What a price for a book, and where are they to be put,
+ and who is to dust them?' Idle questions! As for room, a bicycle takes
+ more room than 1,000 books; and as for dust, it is a delusion. You
+ should never dust books. There let it lie until the rare hour arrives
+ when you want to read a particular volume; then warily approach it
+ with a snow-white napkin, take it down from its shelf, and,
+ withdrawing to some back apartment, proceed to cleanse the tome. Dr.
+ Johnson adopted other methods. Every now and again he drew on huge
+ gloves, such as those once worn by hedgers and ditchers, and then,
+ clutching his folios and octavos, he banged and buffeted them together
+ until he was enveloped in a cloud of dust. This violent exercise over,
+ the good doctor restored the volumes, all battered and bruised, to
+ their places, where, of course, the dust resettled itself as speedily
+ as possible.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Dr. Johnson could make books better than anybody, but his notions of
+ dusting them were primitive and erroneous. But the room and the dust
+ are mere subterfuges. The truth is, there is a disinclination to pay
+ £4 9s. 3d. for the ten volumes containing the complete Johnsonian
+ legend. To quarrel with the public is idiotic and most un-Johnsonian.
+ 'Depend upon it, sir,' said the Sage, 'every state of society is as
+ luxurious as it can be.' We all, a handful of misers excepted, spend
+ more money than we can afford upon luxuries, but what those luxuries
+ are to be is largely determined for us by the fashions of our time. If
+ we do not buy these ten volumes, it is not because we would not like
+ to have them, but because we want the money they cost for something we
+ want more. As for dictating to men how they are to spend their money,
+ it were both a folly and an impertinence.
+</p>
+<p>
+ These ten volumes ended Dr. Hill's labours as an editor of <i>Johnson's
+ Life and Personalia</i>, but did not leave him free. He had set his mind
+ on an edition of the <i>Lives of the Poets</i>. This, to the regret of all
+ who knew him either personally or as a Johnsonian, he did not live to
+ see through the press. But it is soon to appear, and will be a
+ storehouse of anecdote and a miracle of cross-references. A poet who
+ has been dead a century or two is amazing good company&mdash;at least, he
+ never fails to be so when Johnson tells us as much of his story as he
+ can remember without undue research, with that irony of his, that vast
+ composure, that humorous perception of the greatness and the
+ littleness of human life, that make the brief records of a Spratt, a
+ Walsh, and a Fenton so divinely entertaining. It is an immense
+ testimony to the healthiness of the Johnsonian atmosphere that Dr.
+ Hill, who breathed it almost exclusively for a quarter of a century
+ and upwards, showed no symptoms either of moral deterioration or
+ physical exhaustion. His appetite to the end was as keen as ever, nor
+ was his temper obviously the worse. The task never became a toil, not
+ even a tease. 'You have but two subjects,' said Johnson to Boswell:
+ 'yourself and myself. I am sick of both.' Johnson hated to be talked
+ about, or to have it noticed what he ate or what he had on. For a
+ hundred years now last past he has been more talked about and noticed
+ than anybody else. But Dr. Hill never grew sick of Dr. Johnson.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The <i>Johnsonian Miscellanies</i><a name="8"></a><a href="#note-8"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a> open with the <i>Prayers and Meditations</i>,
+ first published by the Rev. Dr. Strahan in 1785. Strahan was the Vicar of
+ Islington, and into his hands at an early hour one morning Dr.
+ Johnson, then approaching his last days, put the papers, 'with
+ instructions for committing them to the press and with a promise to
+ prepare a sketch of his own life to accompany them.' This promise the
+ doctor was not able to keep, and shortly after his death his reverend
+ friend published the papers just as they were put into his hands. One
+ wonders he had the heart to do it, but the clerical mind is sometimes
+ strangely insensitive to the privacy of thought. But, as in the case
+ of most indelicate acts, you cannot but be glad the thing was done.
+ The original manuscript is at Pembroke College, Oxford. In these
+ <i>Prayers and Meditations</i> we see an awful figure. The <i>solitary</i>
+ Johnson, perturbed, tortured, oppressed, in distress of body and of
+ mind, full of alarms for the future both in this world and the next,
+ teased by importunate and perplexing thoughts, harassed by morbid
+ infirmities, vexed by idle yet constantly recurring scruples, with an
+ inherited melancholy and a threatened sanity, is a gloomy and even a
+ terrible picture, and forms a striking contrast to the social hero,
+ the triumphant dialectician of Boswell, Mrs. Thrale, and Madame
+ D'Arblay. Yet it is relieved by its inherent humanity, its fellowship
+ and feeling. Dr. Johnson's piety is delightfully full of human
+ nature&mdash;far too full to please the poet Cowper, who wrote of the
+ <i>Prayers and Meditations</i> as follows:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'If it be fair to judge of a book by an extract, I do not wonder
+ that you were so little edified by Johnson's Journal. It is even
+ more ridiculous than was poor Rutty's of flatulent memory. The
+ portion of it given us in this day's paper contains not one
+ sentiment worth one farthing, except the last, in which he resolves
+ to bind himself with no more unbidden obligations. Poor man! one
+ would think that to pray for his dead wife and to pinch himself
+ with Church fasts had been almost the whole of his religion.'
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>
+ It were hateful to pit one man's religion against another's, but it
+ is only fair to Dr. Johnson's religion to remember that, odd compound
+ as it was, it saw him through the long struggle of life, and enabled
+ him to meet the death he so honestly feared like a man and a
+ Christian. The <i>Prayers and Meditations</i> may not be an edifying book
+ in Cowper's sense of the word; there is nothing triumphant about it;
+ it is full of infirmities and even absurdities; but, for all that, it
+ contains more piety than 10,000 religious biographies. Nor must the
+ evidence it contains of weakness be exaggerated. Beset with
+ infirmities, a lazy dog, as he often declared himself to be, he yet
+ managed to do a thing or two. Here, for example, is an entry:
+</p>
+ <p class="ar"> <small> '29, EASTER EVE (1777).</small></p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'I rose and again prayed with reference to my departed wife. I
+ neither read nor went to church, yet can scarcely tell how I have
+ been hindered. I treated with booksellers on a bargain, but the
+ time was not long.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Too long, perhaps, for Johnson's piety, but short enough to enable the
+ booksellers to make an uncommon good bargain for the <i>Lives of the
+ Poets</i>. 'As to the terms,' writes Mr. Dilly, 'it was left entirely to
+ the doctor to name his own; he mentioned 200 guineas; it was
+ immediately agreed to.' The business-like Malone makes the following
+ observation on the transaction: 'Had he asked 1,000, or even 1,500,
+ guineas the booksellers, who knew the value of his name, would
+ doubtless have readily given it.' Dr. Johnson, though the son of a
+ bookseller, was the least tradesman-like of authors. The bargain was
+ bad, but the book was good.
+</p>
+<p>
+ A year later we find this record:
+</p>
+ <p class="ar"> <small> 'MONDAY, <i>April</i> 20 (1778).</small></p>
+
+<blockquote>
+ 'After a good night, as I am forced to reckon, I rose seasonably
+ and prayed, using the collect for yesterday. In reviewing my time
+ from Easter, 1777, I find a very melancholy and shameful blank. So
+ little has been done that days and months are without any trace. My
+ health has, indeed, been very much interrupted. My nights have been
+ commonly not only restless but painful and fatiguing.... I have
+ written a little of the <i>Lives of the Poets</i>, I think, with all my
+ usual vigour. I have made sermons, perhaps, as readily as formerly.
+ My memory is less faithful in retaining names, and, I am afraid, in
+ retaining occurrences. Of this vacillation and vagrancy of mind I
+ impute a great part to a fortuitous and unsettled life, and
+ therefore purpose to spend my life with more method.<br><br>
+
+ 'This year the 28th of March passed away without memorial. Poor
+ Tetty, whatever were our faults and failings, we loved each other.
+ I did not forget thee yesterday. Couldst thou have lived! I am now,
+ with the help of God, to begin a new life.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Dr. Hill prints an interesting letter of Mr. Jowett's, in which occur
+ the following observations:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'It is a curious question whether Boswell has unconsciously
+ misrepresented Johnson in any respect. I think, judging from the
+ materials, which are supplied chiefly by himself, that in one
+ respect he has. He has represented him more as a sage and
+ philosopher in his conduct as well as his conversation than he
+ really was, and less as a rollicking "King of Society." The gravity
+ of Johnson's own writings tends to confirm this, as I suspect,
+ erroneous impression. His religion was fitful and intermittent; and
+ when once the ice was broken he enjoyed Jack Wilkes, though he
+ refused to shake hands with Hume. I was much struck with a remark
+ of Sir John Hawkins (excuse me if I have mentioned this to you
+ before): "He was the most humorous man I ever knew."'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Mr. Jowett's letter raises some nice points&mdash;the Wilkes and Hume
+ point, for example. Dr. Johnson hated both blasphemy and bawd, but he
+ hated blasphemy most. Mr. Jowett shared the doctor's antipathies, but
+ very likely hated bawd more than he did blasphemy. But, as I have
+ already said, the point is a nice one. To crack jokes with Wilkes at
+ the expense of Boswell and the Scotch seems to me a very different
+ thing from shaking hands with Hume. But, indeed, it is absurd to
+ overlook either Johnson's melancholy piety or his abounding humour and
+ love of fun and nonsense. His <i>Prayers and Meditations</i> are full of
+ the one, Boswell and Mrs. Thrale and Madame D'Arblay are full of the
+ other. Boswell's <i>Johnson</i> has superseded the 'authorized biography'
+ by Sir John Hawkins, and Dr. Hill did well to include in these
+ <i>Miscellanies</i> Hawkins' inimitable description of the memorable
+ banquet given at the Devil Tavern, near Temple Bar, in the spring of
+ 1751, to celebrate the publication of Mrs. Charlotte Lennox's first
+ novel. What delightful revelry! what innocent mirth! prolonged though
+ it was till long after dawn. Poor Mrs. Lennox died in distress in
+ 1804, at the age of eighty-three. Could Johnson but have lived he
+ would have lent her his helping hand. He was no fair-weather friend,
+ but shares with Charles Lamb the honour of being able to unite narrow
+ means and splendid munificence.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I must end with an anecdote:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Henderson asked the doctor's opinion of <i>Dido</i> and its author.
+ "Sir," said Dr. Johnson, "I never did the man an injury. Yet he
+ would read his tragedy to me."'
+</blockquote>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<a name="note-8"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#8">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> Two volumes. Oxford Clarendon Press, 1897.
+</p>
+
+
+<a name="2H_4_12"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ BOSWELL AS BIOGRAPHER
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ Boswell's position in English literature cannot be disputed, nor can
+ he ever be displaced from it. He has written our greatest biography.
+ That is all. Theorize about it as much as you like, account for it how
+ you may, the fact remains. 'Alone I did it.' There has been plenty of
+ theorizing. Lord Macaulay took the subject in hand and tossed it up
+ and down for half a dozen pages with a gusto that drove home to many
+ minds the conviction, the strange conviction, that our greatest
+ biography was written by one of the very smallest men that ever lived,
+ 'a man of the meanest and feeblest intellect'&mdash;by a dunce, a parasite,
+ and a coxcomb; by one 'who, if he had not been a great fool, would
+ never have been a great writer.' So far Macaulay, <i>anno Domini</i> 1831,
+ in the vigorous pages of the <i>Edinburgh Review</i>. A year later appears
+ in <i>Fraser's Magazine</i> another theory by another hand, not then
+ famous, Mr. Thomas Carlyle. I own to an inordinate affection for Mr.
+ Carlyle as 'literary critic' As philosopher and sage, he has served
+ our turn. We have had the fortune, good or bad, to outlive him; and
+ our sad experience is that death makes a mighty difference to all but
+ the very greatest. The sight of the author of <i>Sartor Resartus</i> in a
+ Chelsea omnibus, the sound of Dr. Newman's voice preaching to a small
+ congregation in Birmingham, kept alive in our minds the vision of
+ their greatness&mdash;it seemed then as if that greatness could know no
+ limit; but no sooner had they gone away, than somehow or another
+ one became conscious of some deficiency in their intellectual
+ positions&mdash;the tide of human thought rushed visibly by them, and it
+ became plain that to no other generation would either of these men be
+ what they had been to their own. But Mr. Carlyle as literary critic
+ has a tenacious grasp, and Boswell was a subject made for his hand.
+ 'Your Scottish laird, says an English naturalist of those days, may be
+ defined as the hungriest and vainest of all bipeds yet known.' Carlyle
+ knew the type well enough. His general description of Boswell is
+ savage:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Boswell was a person whose mean or bad qualities lay open to the
+ general eye, visible, palpable to the dullest. His good qualities,
+ again, belonged not to the time he lived in; were far from common
+ then; indeed, in such a degree were almost unexampled; not
+ recognisable, therefore, by everyone; nay, apt even, so strange
+ had they grown, to be confounded with the very vices they lay
+ contiguous to and had sprung out of. That he was a wine-bibber and
+ good liver, gluttonously fond of whatever would yield him a little
+ solacement, were it only of a stomachic character, is undeniable
+ enough. That he was vain, heedless, a babbler, had much of the
+ sycophant, alternating with the braggadocio, curiously spiced, too,
+ with an all-pervading dash of the coxcomb; that he gloried much
+ when the tailor by a court suit had made a new man of him; that he
+ appeared at the Shakespeare Jubilee with a riband imprinted
+ "Corsica Boswell" round his hat, and, in short, if you will, lived
+ no day of his life without saying and doing more than one
+ pretentious ineptitude, all this unhappily is evident as the sun at
+ noon. The very look of Boswell seems to have signified so much. In
+ that cocked nose, cocked partly in triumph over his weaker
+ fellow-creatures, partly to snuff up the smell of coming pleasure
+ and scent it from afar, in those big cheeks, hanging like
+ half-filled wine-skins, still able to contain more, in that
+ coarsely-protruded shelf mouth, that fat dew-lapped chin; in all
+ this who sees not sensuality, pretension, boisterous imbecility
+ enough? The underpart of Boswell's face is of a low, almost brutish
+ character.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ This is character-painting with a vengeance. Portrait of a Scotch
+ laird by the son of a Scotch peasant. Carlyle's Boswell is to me the
+ very man. If so, Carlyle's paradox seems as great as Macaulay's, for
+ though Carlyle does not call Boswell a great fool in plain set terms,
+ he goes very near it. But he keeps open a door through which he
+ effects his escape. Carlyle sees in Bozzy 'the old reverent feeling of
+ discipleship, in a word, hero-worship.'
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'How the babbling Bozzy, inspired only by love and the recognition
+ and vision which love can lend, epitomizes nightly the words of
+ Wisdom, the deeds and aspects of Wisdom, and so, little by little,
+ unconsciously works together for us a whole "Johnsoniad"&mdash;a more
+ free, perfect, sunlit and spirit-speaking likeness than for many
+ centuries has been drawn by man of man.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ This I think is a little overdrawn. That Boswell loved Johnson, God
+ forbid I should deny. But that he was inspired only by love to write
+ his life, I gravely question. Boswell was, as Carlyle has said, a
+ greedy man&mdash;and especially was he greedy of fame&mdash;and he saw in his
+ revered friend a splendid subject for artistic biographic treatment.
+ Here is where both Macaulay and Carlyle are, as I suggest, wrong.
+ Boswell was a fool, but only in the sense in which hundreds of great
+ artists have been fools; on his own lines, and across his own bit of
+ country, he was no fool. He did not accidentally stumble across
+ success, but he deliberately aimed at what he hit. Read his preface
+ and you will discover his method. He was as much an artist as either
+ of his two famous critics. Where Carlyle goes astray is in attributing
+ to discipleship what was mainly due to a dramatic sense. However,
+ theories are no great matter.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Our means of knowledge of James Boswell are derived mainly from
+ himself; he is his own incriminator. In addition to the life there is
+ the Corsican tour, the Hebrides tour, the letters to Erskine and to
+ Temple, and a few insignificant occasional publications in the shape
+ of letters to the people of Scotland, etc. With these before him it is
+ impossible for any biographer to approach Bozzy in a devotional
+ attitude; he was all Carlyle calls him. Our sympathies are with his
+ father, who despised him, and with his son, who was ashamed of him. It
+ is indeed strange to think of him staggering, like the drunkard he
+ was, between these two respectable and even stately figures&mdash;the
+ Senator of the Court of Justice and the courtly scholar and antiquary.
+ And yet it is to the drunkard humanity is debtor. Respectability is
+ not everything.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Boswell had many literary projects and ambitions, and never intended
+ to be known merely as the biographer of Johnson. He proposed to write
+ a life of Lord Kames and to compose memoirs of Hume. It seems he did
+ write a life of Sir Robert Sibbald. He had other plans in his head,
+ but dissipation and a steadily increasing drunkenness destroyed them
+ all. As inveterate book-hunter, I confess to a great fancy to lay
+ hands on his <i>Dorando: A Spanish Tale</i>, a shilling book published in
+ Edinburgh during the progress of the once famous Douglas case, and
+ ordered to be suppressed as contempt of court after it had been
+ through three editions. It is said, probably hastily, that no copy is
+ known to exist&mdash;a dreary fate which, according to Lord Macaulay, might
+ have attended upon the <i>Life of Johnson</i> had the copyright of that
+ work become the property of Boswell's son, who hated to hear it
+ mentioned. It is not, however, very easy to get rid of any book once
+ it is published, and I do not despair of reading <i>Dorando</i> before I
+ die.
+</p>
+<a name="2H_4_13"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ OLD PLEASURE GARDENS <a name="9"></a> <a href="#note-9"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a>
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+ <p>
+ This is an honest book, disfigured by no fine writing or woeful
+ attempts to make us dance round may-poles with our ancestors. Terribly
+ is our good language abused by the swell-mob of stylists, for whom it
+ is certainly not enough that Chatham's language is their mother's
+ tongue. May the Devil fly away with these artists; though no sooner
+ had he done so than we should be 'wae' for auld Nicky-ben. Mr. Wroth,
+ of the British Museum, and his brother, Mr. Arthur Wroth, are above
+ such vulgar pranks, and never strain after the picturesque, but in the
+ plain garb of honest men carry us about to the sixty-four gardens
+ where the eighteenth-century Londoner, his wife and family&mdash;the John
+ Gilpins of the day&mdash;might take their pleasure either sadly, as indeed
+ best befits our pilgrim state, or uproariously to deaden the ear to
+ the still small voice of conscience&mdash;the pangs of slighted love, the
+ law's delay, the sluggish step of Fortune, the stealthy strides of
+ approaching poverty, or any other of the familiar incidents of our
+ mortal life. The sixty-two illustrations which adorn the book are as
+ honest as the letterpress. There is a most delightful Morland
+ depicting a very stout family indeed regaling itself <i>sub tegmine
+ fagi</i>. It is called a 'Tea Party.' A voluminous mother holds in her
+ roomy lap a very fat baby, whose back and neck are full upon you as
+ you stare into the picture. And what a jolly back and innocent neck it
+ is! Enough to make every right-minded woman cry out with pleasure.
+ Then there is the highly respectable father stirring his cup and
+ watching with placid content a gentleman in lace and ruffles attending
+ to the wife, whilst the two elder children play with a wheezy dog.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In these pages we can see for ourselves the British public&mdash;God rest
+ its soul!&mdash;enjoying itself. This honest book is full of <i>la
+ bourgeoisie</i>. The rips and the painted ladies occasionally, it is
+ true, make their appearance, but they are reduced to their proper
+ proportions. The Adam and Eve Tea Gardens, St. Pancras, have a
+ somewhat rakish sound, calculated to arrest the jaded attention of the
+ debauchee, but what has Mr. Wroth to tell us about them?
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'About the beginning of the present century it could still be
+ described as an agreeable retreat, "with enchanting prospects"; and
+ the gardens were laid out with arbours, flowers, and shrubs. Cows
+ were kept for making syllabubs, and on summer afternoons a regular
+ company met to play bowls and trap-ball in an adjacent field. One
+ proprietor fitted out a mimic squadron of frigates in the garden,
+ and the long-room was used a good deal for beanfeasts and
+ tea-drinking parties' (p. 127).
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ What a pleasant place! Syllabubs! How sweet they sound! Nobody
+ worried then about diphtheria; they only died of it. Mimic frigates,
+ too! What patriotism! These gardens are as much lost as those of the
+ Hesperides. A cemetery swallowed them up&mdash;the cemetery which adjoins
+ the old St. Pancras Churchyard. The Tavern, shorn of its amenities, a
+ mere drink-shop, survived as far down the century as 1874, soon after
+ which date it also disappeared. Hornsey Wood House has a name not
+ unknown in the simple annals of tea-drinking. It is now part of
+ Finsbury Park, but in the middle of the last century its long-room 'on
+ popular holydays, such as Whit Sunday, might be seen crowded as early
+ as nine or ten in the morning with a motley assemblage eating rolls
+ and butter and drinking tea at an extravagant price.' 'Hone remembered
+ the old Hornsey Wood House as it stood embowered, and seeming a part
+ of the wood. It was at that time kept by two sisters&mdash;Mrs. Lloyd and
+ Mrs. Collier&mdash;and these aged dames were usually to be found before
+ their door on a seat between two venerable oaks, wherein swarms of
+ bees hived themselves.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ What a picture is this of these vanished dames! Somewhere, I trust,
+ they are at peace.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'And there, they say, two bright and aged snakes,
+ Who once were Cadmus and Harmonia,
+ Bask in the glens or on the warm sea-shore.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ A more raffish place was the Dog and Duck in St. George's Fields,
+ which boasted mineral springs, good for gout, stone, king's evil, sore
+ eyes, and inveterate cancers. Considering its virtue, the water was a
+ cheap liquor, for a dozen bottles could be had at the spa for a
+ shilling. The Dog and Duck, though at last it exhibited depraved
+ tastes, was at one time well conducted. Miss Talbot writes about it to
+ Mrs. Carter, and Dr. Johnson advised his Thralia to try the waters. It
+ was no mean place, but boasted a breakfast-room, a bowling-green, and
+ a swimming-bath 200 feet long and 100 feet (nearly) broad. Mr. Wroth
+ narrates the history of its fall with philosophical composure. In the
+ hands of one Hedger the decencies were disregarded, and thieves made
+ merry where once Miss Talbot sipped bohea. One of its frequenters,
+ Charlotte Shaftoe, is said to have betrayed seven of her intimates to
+ the gallows. Few visitors' lists could stand such a strain as Miss
+ Shaftoe put upon hers. In 1799 the Dog and Duck was suppressed, and
+ Bethlehem Hospital now reigns in its stead. 'The Peerless Pool' has a
+ Stevensonian sound. It was a dangerous pond behind Old Street, long
+ known as 'The Parlous or Perilous Pond' 'because divers youth by
+ swimming therein have been drowned.' In 1743 a London jeweller called
+ Kemp took it in hand, turned it into a pleasure bath, and renamed it,
+ happily enough, 'The Peerless Pool.' It was a fine open-air bath, 170
+ feet long, more than 100 feet broad, and from 3 to 5 feet deep. 'It
+ was nearly surrounded by trees, and the descent was by marble steps to
+ a fine gravel bottom, through which the springs that supplied the pool
+ came bubbling up.' Mr. Kemp likewise constructed a fish-pond. The
+ enterprise met with success, and anglers, bathers, and at due seasons
+ skaters, flocked to 'The Peerless Pool.' Hone describes how every
+ Thursday and Saturday the boys from the Bluecoat School were wont to
+ plunge into its depths. You ask its fate. It has been built over.
+ Peerless Street, the second main turning on the left of the City Road
+ just beyond Old Street in coming from the City, is all that is left to
+ remind anyone of the once Parlous Pool, unless, indeed, it still
+ occasionally creeps into a cellar and drowns cockroaches instead of
+ divers youths. The Three Hats, Highbury Barn, Hampstead Wells, are not
+ places to be lightly passed over. In Mr. Wroth's book you may read
+ about them and trace their fortunes&mdash;their fallen fortunes. After all,
+ they have only shared the fate of empires.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Of the most famous London gardens&mdash;Marylebone, Ranelagh, and, greatest
+ of them all, Vauxhall&mdash;Mr. Wroth writes at, of course, a becoming
+ length. Marylebone Gardens, when at their largest, comprised about 8
+ acres. Beaumont Street, part of Devonshire Street and of Devonshire
+ Place and Upper Wimpole Street, now occupy their site. Music was the
+ main feature of Marylebone. A band played in the evening. Vocalists at
+ different times drew crowds. Masquerades and fireworks appeared later
+ in the history of the gardens, which usually were open three nights of
+ the week. Dr. Johnson's turbulent behaviour, on the occasion of one of
+ his frequent visits, will easily be remembered. Marylebone, at no
+ period, says Mr. Wroth, attained the vogue of Ranelagh or the
+ universal popularity of Vauxhall. In 1776 the gardens were closed, and
+ two years later the builders began to lay out streets. Ranelagh is,
+ perhaps, the greatest achievement of the eighteenth century. Its
+ Rotunda, built in 1741, is compared by Mr. Wroth to the reading-room
+ of the British Museum. No need to give its dimensions; only look at
+ the print, and you will understand what Johnson meant when he declared
+ that the <i>coup d'oeil</i> of Ranelagh was the finest thing he had ever
+ seen. The ordinary charge for admission was half a crown, which
+ secured you tea or coffee and bread-and-butter. The gardens were
+ usually open Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and the amusements were
+ music, tea-drinking, walking, and talking. Mr. Wroth quotes a
+ Frenchman, who, after visiting Ranelagh in 1800, calls it 'le plus
+ insipide lieu d'amusement que l'on ait pu imaginer,' and even hints at
+ Dante's Purgatory. An earlier victim from Gaul thus records his
+ experience of Ranelagh: 'On s'ennui avec de la mauvaise musique, du
+ thé et du beurre.' So true is it that the cheerfulness you find
+ anywhere is the cheerfulness you have brought with you. However,
+ despite the Frenchman, good music and singing were at times to be
+ heard at Ranelagh. The nineteenth century would have nothing to do
+ with Ranelagh, and in 1805 it was pulled down. The site now belongs to
+ Chelsea Hospital. Cuper's Gardens lacked the respectability of
+ Marylebone and the style of Ranelagh, but they had their vogue during
+ the same century. They were finely situated on the south side of the
+ Thames opposite Somerset House. Cuper easily got altered into Cupid;
+ and when on the death of Ephraim Evans in 1740 the business came to be
+ carried on by his widow, a comely dame who knew a thing or two, it
+ proved to be indeed a going concern. But the new Licensing Bill of
+ 1752 destroyed Cupid's Garden, and Mrs. Evans was left lamenting and
+ wholly uncompensated. Of Vauxhall Mr. Wroth treats at much length, and
+ this part of his book is especially rich in illustrations. Every lover
+ of Old London and old times and old prints should add Mr. Wroth's book
+ to his library.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<a name="note-9"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"> <a href="#9">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> <i>Pleasure Gardens of the Eighteenth Century</i>, by Warwick
+ Wroth, F.S.A., assisted by Arthur Edgar Wroth. London: Macmillan and
+ Co.
+</p>
+
+<a name="2H_4_14"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ OLD BOOKSELLERS
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ There has just been a small flutter amongst those who used to be
+ called stationers or text-writers in the good old days, before
+ printing was, and when even Peers of the Realm (now so highly
+ educated) could not sign their names, or, at all events, preferred not
+ to do so&mdash;booksellers they are now styled&mdash;and the question which
+ agitates them is discount. Having mentioned this, one naturally passes
+ on.
+</p>
+<p>
+ No great trade has an obscurer history than the book trade. It seems
+ to lie choked in mountains of dust which it would be suicidal to
+ disturb. Men have lived from time to time of literary skill&mdash;Dr.
+ Johnson was one of them&mdash;who had knowledge, extensive and peculiar, of
+ the traditions and practices of 'the trade,' as it is proudly styled
+ by its votaries; but nobody has ever thought it worth his while to
+ make record of his knowledge, which accordingly perished with him, and
+ is now irrecoverably lost.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In old days booksellers were also publishers, frequently printers, and
+ sometimes paper-makers. Jacob Tonson not only owned Milton's <i>Paradise
+ Lost</i>&mdash;for all time, as he fondly thought, for little did he dream of
+ the fierce construction the House of Lords was to put upon the
+ Copyright Act of Queen Anne&mdash;not only was Dryden's publisher, but also
+ kept shop in Chancery Lane, and sold books across the counter. He
+ allowed no discount, but, so we are told, 'spoke his mind upon all
+ occasions, and flattered no one,' not even glorious John.
+</p>
+<p>
+ For a long time past the trades of bookselling and book-publishing
+ have been carried on apart. This has doubtless rid booksellers of all
+ the unpopularity which formerly belonged to them in their other
+ capacity. This unpopularity is now heaped as a whole upon the
+ publishers, who certainly need not dread the doom awaiting those of
+ whom the world speaks well.
+</p>
+<p>
+ A tendency of the two trades to grow together again is perhaps
+ noticeable. For my part, I wish they would. Some publishers are
+ already booksellers, but the books they sell are usually only new
+ books. Now it is obvious that the true bookseller sells books both old
+ and new. Some booksellers are occasional publishers. May each
+ usurp&mdash;or, rather, reassume&mdash;the business of the other, whilst
+ retaining his own!
+</p>
+<p>
+ The world, it must be admitted, owes a great deal of whatever
+ information it possesses about the professions, trades, and
+ occupations practised and carried on in its midst to those who have
+ failed in them. Prosperous men talk 'shop,' but seldom write it. The
+ book that tells us most about booksellers and bookselling in bygone
+ days is the work of a crack-brained fellow who published and sold in
+ the reigns of Queen Anne and George I., and died in 1733 in great
+ poverty and obscurity. I refer to John Dunton, whose <i>Life and
+ Errors</i> in the edition in two volumes edited by J.B. Nichols, and
+ published in 1818, is a common book enough in the second-hand shops,
+ and one which may be safely recommended to everyone, except, indeed,
+ to the unfortunate man or woman who is not an adept in the art, craft,
+ or mystery of skipping.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The book will strangely remind the reader of Amory's <i>Life of John
+ Buncle</i>&mdash;those queer volumes to which many a reader has been sent by
+ Hazlitt's intoxicating description of them in his <i>Round Table</i>, and
+ a few perhaps by a shy allusion contained in one of the essays of
+ Elia. The real John Dunton has not the boundless spirits of the
+ fictitious John Buncle; but in their religious fervour, their
+ passion for flirtation, their tireless egotism, and their love of
+ character-sketching, they greatly resemble one another.
+</p>
+<p>
+ It is this last characteristic that imparts real value to Dunton's
+ book, and makes it, despite its verbiage and tortuosity, throb with
+ human interest. For example, he gives us a short sketch of no less
+ than 135 then living London booksellers in this style: 'Mr. Newton is
+ full of kindness and good-nature. He is affable and courteous in
+ trade, and is none of those men of forty whose religion is yet to
+ chuse, for his mind (like his looks) is serious and grave; and his
+ neighbours tell me his understanding does not improve too fast for his
+ practice, for he is not religious by start or sally, but is well fixed
+ in the faith and practice of a Church of England man&mdash;and has a
+ handsome wife into the bargain.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Most of the 135 booksellers were good men, according to Dunton, but
+ not all. 'Mr. Lee in Lombard Street. Such a pirate, such a cormorant
+ was never before. Copies, books, men, shops, all was one. He held no
+ propriety right or wrong, good or bad, till at last he began to be
+ known; and the booksellers, not enduring so ill a man among them,
+ spewed him out, and off he marched to Ireland, where he acted as
+ <i>felonious Lee</i> as he did in London. And as Lee lived a thief, so he
+ died a hypocrite; for being asked on his death-bed if he would forgive
+ Mr. C. (that had formerly wronged him), "Yes," said Lee, "if I die, I
+ forgive him; but if I happen to live, I am resolved to be revenged on
+ him."'
+</p>
+<p>
+ The Act of Union destroyed the trade of these pirates, but their
+ felonious editions of eighteenth-century authors still abound. Mr.
+ Gladstone, I need scarcely say, was careful in his Home Rule Bill
+ (which was denounced by thousands who never read a line of it) to
+ withdraw copyright from the scope of action of his proposed Dublin
+ Parliament.
+</p>
+<p>
+ There are nearly eleven hundred brief character-sketches in Dunton's
+ book, of all sorts and kinds, but with a preference for bookish
+ people, divines, both of the Establishment and out of it, printers and
+ authors. Sometimes, indeed, the description is short enough, and tells
+ one very little. To many readers, references so curt to people of whom
+ they never heard, and whose names are recorded nowhere else, save on
+ their mouldering grave-stones, may seem tedious and trivial, but for
+ others they will have a strange fascination. Here are a few examples:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Affable <i>Wiggins</i>. His conversation is general but never
+ impertinent.<br><br>
+
+ 'The kind and golden <i>Venables</i>. He is so good a man, and so truly
+ charitable, he that will write of him, must still write more.<br><br>
+
+ 'Mr. <i>Bury</i>&mdash;my old neighbour in Redcross Street. He is a plain
+ honest man, sells the best coffee in all the neighbourhood, and
+ lives in this world like a spiritual stranger and pilgrim in a
+ foreign country.<br><br>
+
+ 'Anabaptist (alias <i>Elephant</i>) <i>Smith</i>. He was a man of great
+ sincerity and happy contentment in all circumstances of life.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ If an affection for passages of this kind be condemned as trivial, and
+ akin to the sentimentalism of the man in Calverley's poem who wept
+ over a box labelled 'This side up,' I will shelter myself behind
+ Carlyle, who was evidently deeply moved, as his review of Boswell's
+ Johnson proves, by the life-history of Mr. F. Lewis, 'of whose birth,
+ death, and whole terrestrial <i>res gestae</i> this only, and, strange
+ enough, this actually, survives&mdash;"Sir, he lived in London, and hung
+ loose upon society. <i>Stat</i> PARVI <i>hominis umbra</i>."' On that peg
+ Carlyle's imagination hung a whole biography.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Dunton, who was the son of the Rector of Aston Clinton, was
+ apprenticed, about 1675, to a London bookseller. He had from the
+ beginning a great turn both for religion and love. He, to use his own
+ phrase, 'sat under the powerful ministry of Mr. Doolittle.' 'One
+ Lord's day, and I remember it with sorrow, I was to hear the Rev. Mr.
+ Doolittle, and it was then and there the beautiful Rachel Seaton gave
+ me that fatal wound.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ The first book Dunton ever printed was by the Rev. Mr. Doolittle, and
+ was of an eminently religious character.
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'One Lord's Day (and I am very sensible of the sin) I was strolling
+ about just as my fancy led me, and, stepping into Dr. Annesley's
+ meeting-place&mdash;where, instead of engaging my attention to what the
+ Doctor said, I suffered both my mind and eyes to run at random&mdash;I soon
+ singled out a young lady that almost charmed me dead; but, having made
+ my inquiries, I found to my sorrow she was pre-engaged.' However,
+ Dunton was content with the elder sister, one of the three daughters
+ of Dr. Annesley. The one he first saw became the wife of the Reverend
+ Samuel Wesley, and the mother of John and Charles. The third daughter
+ is said to have been married to Daniel De Foe.
+</p>
+<p>
+ As soon as he was out of his apprenticeship, Dunton set up business as
+ a publisher and bookseller. He says grimly enough:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'A man should be well furnished with an honest policy if he intends
+ to set out to the world nowadays. And this is no less necessary in
+ a bookseller than in any other tradesman, for in that way there are
+ plots and counter-plots, and a whole army of hackney authors that
+ keep their grinders moving by the travail of their pens. These
+ gormandizers will eat you the very life out of a <i>copy</i> so soon as
+ ever it appears, for as the times go, <i>Original</i> and <i>Abridgement</i>
+ are almost reckoned as necessary as man and wife.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ The mischief to which Dunton refers was permitted by the stupidity of
+ the judges, who refused to consider an abridgment of a book any
+ interference with its copyright. Some learned judges have, indeed,
+ held that an abridger is a benefactor, but as his benefactions are not
+ his own, but another's, a shorter name might be found for him. The law
+ on the subject is still uncertain.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Dunton proceeds: 'Printing was now the uppermost in my thoughts, and
+ hackney authors began to ply me with <i>specimens</i> as earnestly and
+ with as much passion and concern as the watermen do passengers with
+ <i>Oars</i> and <i>Scullers</i>. I had some acquaintance with this generation in
+ my apprenticeship, and had never any warm affection for them, in
+ regard I always thought their great concern lay more in <i>how much a
+ sheet</i>, than in any generous respect they bore to the <i>Commonwealth of
+ Learning</i>; and indeed the learning itself of these gentlemen lies very
+ often in as little room as their honesty, though they will pretend to
+ have studied for six or seven years in the Bodleian Library, to have
+ turned over the Fathers, and to have read and digested the whole
+ compass both of human and ecclesiastic history, when, alas! they have
+ never been able to understand a single page of St. Cyprian, and cannot
+ tell you whether the Fathers lived before or after Christ.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Yet of one of this hateful tribe Dunton is able to speak well. He
+ declares Mr. Bradshaw to have been the best accomplished hackney
+ author he ever met with. He pronounces his style incomparably fine. He
+ had quarrelled with him, but none the less he writes: 'If Mr. Bradshaw
+ is yet alive, I here declare to the world and to him that I freely
+ forgive him what he owes, both in money and books, if he will only be
+ so kind as to make me a visit. But I am afraid the worthy gentleman is
+ dead, for he was wretchedly overrun with melancholy, and the very
+ blackness of it reigned in his countenance. He had certainly performed
+ wonders with his pen, had not his poverty pursued him and almost laid
+ the necessity upon him to be unjust.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ All hackney authors were not poor. Some of the compilers and
+ abridgers made what even now would be considered by popular novelists
+ large sums. Scotsmen were very good at it. Gordon and Campbell became
+ wealthy men. If authors had a turn for politics, Sir Robert Walpole
+ was an excellent paymaster. Arnall, who was bred an attorney, is
+ stated to have been paid £11,000 in four years by the Government for
+ his pamphlets.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Come, then, I'll comply.
+ Spirit of Arnall, aid me while I lie!'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ It cannot have been pleasant to read this, but then Pope belonged to
+ the opposition, and was a friend of Lord Bolingbroke, and would
+ consequently say anything.
+</p>
+<p>
+ There is not a more interesting and artless autobiography to be read
+ than William Hutton's, the famous bookseller and historian of
+ Birmingham. Hutton has been somewhat absurdly called the English
+ Franklin. He is not in the least like Franklin. He has none of
+ Franklin's supreme literary skill, and he was a loving, generous, and
+ tender-hearted man, which Franklin certainly was not. Hutton's first
+ visit to London was paid in 1749. He walked up from Nottingham, spent
+ three days in London, and then walked back to Nottingham. The jaunt,
+ if such an expression is applicable, cost him eleven shillings less
+ fourpence. Yet he paid his way. The only money he spent to gain
+ admission to public places was a penny to see Bedlam.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Interesting, however, as is Hutton's book, it tells us next to nothing
+ about book-selling, except that in his hands it was a prosperous
+ undertaking.
+</p>
+<a name="2H_4_15"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ A FEW WORDS ABOUT COPYRIGHT IN BOOKS
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ Copyright, which is the exclusive liberty reserved to an author and
+ his assigns of printing or otherwise multiplying copies of his book
+ during certain fixed periods of time, is a right of modern origin.
+</p>
+<p>
+ There is nothing about copyright in Justinian's compilations.
+</p>
+<p>
+ It is a mistake to suppose that books did not circulate freely in the
+ era of manuscripts. St. Augustine was one of the most popular authors
+ that ever lived. His <i>City of God</i> ran over Europe after a fashion
+ impossible to-day. Thousands of busy hands were employed, year out and
+ year in, making copies for sale of this famous treatise. Yet Augustine
+ had never heard of copyright, and never received a royalty on sales in
+ his life.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The word 'copyright' is of purely English origin, and came into
+ existence as follows:
+</p>
+<p>
+ The Stationers' Company was founded by royal charter in 1556, and from
+ the beginning has kept register-books, wherein, first, by decrees of
+ the Star Chamber, afterwards by orders of the Houses of Parliament,
+ and finally by Act of Parliament, the titles of all publications and
+ reprints have had to be entered prior to publication.
+</p>
+<p>
+ None but booksellers, as publishers were then content to be called,
+ were members of the Stationers' Company, and by the usage of the
+ Company no entries could be made in their register-books except in the
+ names of members, and thereupon the book referred to in the entry
+ became the 'copy' of the member or members who had caused it to be
+ registered.
+</p>
+<p>
+ By virtue of this registration the book became, in the opinion of the
+ Stationers' Company, the property <i>in perpetuity</i> of the member or
+ members who had effected the registration. This was the 'right' of the
+ stationer to his 'copy.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Copyright at first is therefore not an author's, but a bookseller's
+ copyright. The author had no part or lot in it unless he chanced to be
+ both an author and a bookseller, an unusual combination in early days.
+ The author took his manuscript to a member of the Stationers' Company,
+ and made the best bargain he could for himself. The stationer, if
+ terms were arrived at, carried off the manuscript to his Company and
+ registered the title in the books, and thereupon became, in his
+ opinion, and in that of his Company, the owner, at common law, in
+ perpetuity of his 'copy.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ The stationers, having complete control over their register-books,
+ made what entries they chose, and all kinds of books, even Homer and
+ the Classics, became the 'property' of its members. The booksellers,
+ nearly all Londoners, respected each other's 'copies,' and jealously
+ guarded access to their registers. From time to time there were sales
+ by auction of a bookseller's 'copies,' but the public&mdash;that is, the
+ country booksellers, for there were no other likely buyers&mdash;were
+ excluded from the sale-room. A great monopoly was thus created and
+ maintained by the trade. There was never any examination of title to a
+ bookseller's copy. Every book of repute was supposed to have a
+ bookseller for its owner. Bunyan's <i>Pilgrim's Progress</i> was Mr.
+ Ponder's copy, Milton's <i>Paradise Lost</i> Mr. Tonson's copy, <i>The Whole
+ Duty of Man</i> Mr. Eyre's copy, and so on. The thing was a corrupt and
+ illegal trade combination.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The expiration of the Licensing Act, and the consequent cessation of
+ the penalties it inflicted upon unlicensed printing, exposed the
+ proprietors of 'copies' to an invasion of their rights, real or
+ supposed, and in 1703, and again in 1706 and 1709, they applied to
+ Parliament for a Bill to protect them against the 'ruin' with which
+ they alleged themselves to be threatened. <a name="10"></a><a href="#note-10"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ In 1710 they got what they asked for in the shape of the famous
+ Statute of Queen Anne, the first copyright law in the world. A truly
+ English measure, ill considered and ill drawn, which did the very last
+ thing it was meant to do&mdash;viz., destroy the property it was intended
+ to protect.
+</p>
+<p>
+ By this Act, in which the 'author' first makes his appearance actually
+ in front of the 'proprietor,' it was provided that, <i>in case of new
+ books</i>, the author and his assigns should have the sole right of
+ printing them for fourteen years, and if at the end of that time the
+ author was still alive, a second term of fourteen years was conceded.
+ In the case of <i>existing books</i>, there was to be but one term&mdash;viz.,
+ twenty-one years, from August 10, 1710.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Registration at the Stationers' Company was still required, but
+ nothing was said as to who might make the entries, or into whose names
+ they were to be made.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Then followed the desired penalties for infringement. The booksellers
+ thought the terms of years meant no more than that the penalties were
+ to be limited by way of experiment to those periods.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Many years flew by before the Stationers' Company discovered the
+ mischief wrought by the statute they had themselves promoted. To cut a
+ long matter short, it was not until 1774 that the House of Lords
+ decided that, whether there ever had been a perpetuity in literary
+ property at common law or not, it was destroyed by the Act of Queen
+ Anne, and that from and after the passing of that law neither author,
+ assignee, nor proprietor of 'copy' had any exclusive right of
+ multiplication, save for and during the periods of time the statute
+ created.
+</p>
+<p>
+ It was a splendid fight&mdash;a Thirty Years' War. Great lawyers were fee'd
+ in it; luminous and lengthy judgments were delivered. Mansfield was a
+ booksellers' man; Thurlow ridiculed the pretensions of the Trade. It
+ can be read about in <i>Boswell's Johnson</i> and in Campbell's <i>Lives of
+ the Lord Chancellors</i>. The authors stood supinely by, not contributing
+ a farthing towards the expenses. It was a booksellers' battle, and the
+ booksellers were beaten, as they deserved to be.
+</p>
+<p>
+ All this is past history, in which the modern money-loving, motoring
+ author takes scant pleasure. Things are on a different footing now.
+ The Act of 1842 has extended the statutory periods of protection. The
+ perpetuity craze is over. A right in perpetuity to reprint Frank
+ Fustian's novel or Tom Tatter's poem would not add a penny to the
+ present value of the copyright of either of those productions. In
+ business short views must prevail. An author cannot expect to raise
+ money on his hope of immortality. Milton's publisher, good Mr.
+ Symonds, probably thought, if he thought about it at all, that he was
+ buying <i>Paradise Lost</i> for ever when he registered it as his 'copy' in
+ the books of his Company; but into the calculations he made to
+ discover how much he could afford to give the author posterity did not
+ and could not enter. How was Symonds to know that Milton's fame was to
+ outlive Cleveland's or Flatman's?
+</p>
+<p>
+ How many of the books published in 1905 would have any copyright cash
+ value in A.D. 2000? I do not pause for a reply.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The modern author need have no quarrel with the statutory periods
+ fixed by the Act of 1842, <a name="11"></a><a href="#note-11"><small><sup>2</sup></small></a> though common-sense has long since
+ suggested that a single term, the author's life and thirty or forty
+ years after, should be substituted for the alternative periods named
+ in the Act.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ What the modern author alone desiderates is a big, immediate, and
+ protected market.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The United States of America have been a great disappointment to many
+ an honest British author. In the wicked old days when the States took
+ British books without paying for them they used to take them in large
+ numbers, but now that they have turned honest and passed a law
+ allowing the British author copyright on certain terms, they have in
+ great measure ceased to take; for, by the strangest of coincidences,
+ no sooner were British novels, histories, essays, and the like,
+ protected in America, than there sprang up in the States themselves,
+ novelists, historians, and essayists, not only numerous enough to
+ supply their own home markets, but talented enough to cross the
+ Atlantic in large numbers and challenge us in our own. Such a reward
+ for honesty was not contemplated.
+</p>
+<p>
+ International copyright and the Convention of Berne are things to be
+ proud of and rejoice over. As the first chapter in a Code of Public
+ European Law, they may mark the beginning of a time of settled peace,
+ order, and disarmament, but they have not yet enriched a single
+ author, though hereafter possibly an occasional novelist or
+ play-wright may prosper greatly under their provisions.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The copyright question is now at last really a settled question, save
+ in a single aspect of it. What, if anything, should be done in the
+ case of those authors, few in number, whose literary lives prove
+ longer than the period of statutory protection? Should any distinction
+ in law be struck between a Tennyson and a Tupper? between&mdash;But why
+ multiply examples? There is no need to be unnecessarily offensive.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The law and practice of to-day give the meat that remains on the bones
+ of the dead author after the expiration of the statutory period of
+ protection to the Trade. Any publisher who likes to bring out an
+ edition can do so, though by doing so he does not gain any exclusive
+ rights. A brother publisher may compete with him. As a result
+ the public is usually well served with cheap editions of those
+ non-copyright authors whose works are worth reprinting the moment the
+ copyright expires.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Some lovers of justice, however, think that it is unnecessary all at
+ once to endow the Trade with these windfalls, and that if an author's
+ family, or his or their assignees, were prepared to publish cheap
+ editions immediately after the expiration of the usual period of
+ protection, they ought to be allowed to do so for a further period of,
+ say, forty years. If they failed within a reasonable time either to do
+ so themselves or to arrange for others to do so, this extended period
+ should lapse.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Were this to be the law nobody could say that it was unfair; but it is
+ never likely to be the law. It would take time for discussion, and now
+ there is no time left in which to discuss anything in Parliament. A
+ much-needed Copyright Bill has been in draft for years, has been
+ mentioned in Queen's and King's speeches, but it has never been read
+ even a first time. If it ever is read a first time, its only chance of
+ becoming law will be if it is taken in a lump, as it stands, without
+ consideration or amendment. To such a pass has legislation been
+ reduced in this country!
+</p>
+<p>
+ This draft Bill does not contain any provision for specially
+ protecting the families of authors whose works long outlive their
+ mortal lives. It makes no invidious distinctions. It leaves all the
+ authors to hang together, the quick and the dead. Perhaps this is the
+ better way.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<a name="note-10"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#10">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> What the booksellers wanted was not to be left to their
+ common law remedy&mdash;<i>i.e.</i>, an action of trespass on the case&mdash;but to
+ be supplied with penalties for infringement, and especially with the
+ right to seize and burn unauthorized editions.
+</p>
+
+<a name="note-11"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#11">
+<sup><u>2</u></sup></a> Author's life <i>plus</i> seven years, or forty-two years from
+ date of publication, whichever term is the longer. The great objection
+ to the second term is that an author's books go out of copyright at
+ different dates, and the earlier editions go out first.
+</p>
+
+<a name="2H_4_16"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ HANNAH MORE ONCE MORE
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ I have been told by more than one correspondent, and not always in
+ words of urbanity, that I owe an apology to the manes of Miss Hannah
+ More, whose works I once purchased in nineteen volumes for 8s. 6d.,
+ and about whom in consequence I wrote a page some ten years ago. <a name="12"></a> <a href="#note-12"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ To be accused of rudeness to a lady who exchanged witticisms with Dr.
+ Johnson, soothed the widowed heart of Mrs. Garrick, directed the early
+ studies of Macaulay, and in the spring of 1815 presented a small copy
+ of her <i>Sacred Dramas</i> to Mr. Gladstone, is no light matter. To libel
+ the dead is, I know, not actionable&mdash;indeed, it is impossible; but
+ evil-speaking, lying, and slandering are canonical offences from which
+ the obligation to refrain knows no limits of time or place.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I have often felt uneasy on this score, and never had the courage,
+ until this very evening, to read over again what in the irritation of
+ the moment I had been tempted to say about Miss Hannah More, after the
+ outlay upon her writings already mentioned. Eight shillings and
+ sixpence is, indeed, no great sum, but nineteen octavo volumes are a
+ good many books. Yet Richardson is in nineteen volumes in Mangin's
+ edition, and Swift is in nineteen volumes in Scott's edition, and
+ glorious John Dryden lacks but a volume to make a third example. True
+ enough; yet it will, I think, be granted me that you must be very fond
+ of an author, male or female, if nineteen octavo volumes, all his or
+ hers, are not a little irritating and provocative of temper. Think of
+ the room they take! As for selling them, it is not so easy to sell
+ nineteen volumes of a stone-dead author, particularly if you live
+ three miles from a railway-station and do not keep a trap. Elia, the
+ gentle Elia, as it is the idiotic fashion to call a writer who could
+ handle his 'maulies' in a fray as well as Hazlitt himself, has told us
+ how he could never see well-bound books he did not care about, but he
+ longed to strip them so that he might warm his ragged veterans in
+ their spoils. My copy of <i>Hannah More</i> was in full calf, but never
+ once did it occur to me&mdash;though I, too, have many a poor author with
+ hardly a shirt to his back shivering in the dark corners of the
+ library&mdash;to strip her of her warm clothing. And yet I had to do
+ something, and quickly too, for sorely needed was Miss More's shelf.
+ So I buried the nineteen volumes in the garden. 'Out of sight, out of
+ mind,' said I cheerfully, stamping them down.
+</p>
+<p>
+ This has hardly proved to be the case, for though Hannah More is
+ incapable of a literary resurrection, and no one of her nineteen
+ volumes has ever haunted my pillow, exclaiming,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Think how thou stab'dst me in my prime of youth,'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ nevertheless, I have not been able to get quite rid of an uneasy
+ feeling that I was rude to her ten years ago in print&mdash;not, indeed, so
+ rude as was her revered friend Dr. Johnson 126 years ago to her face;
+ but then, I have not the courage to creep under the gabardine of our
+ great Moralist.
+</p>
+<p>
+ When, accordingly, I saw on the counters of the trade the daintiest of
+ volumes, hailing, too, from the United States, entitled <i>Hannah
+ More</i>, <a name="13"></a> <a href="#note-13"><small><sup>2</sup></small></a> and perceived that it was a short biography and appreciation
+ of the lady on my mind, I recognised that my penitential hour had at
+ last come. I took the little book home with me, and sat down to read,
+ determined to do justice and more than justice to the once celebrated
+ mistress of Cowslip Green and Barley Wood.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ Miss Harland's preface is most engaging. She reminds a married sister
+ how in the far-off days of their childhood in a Southern State their
+ Sunday reading, usually confined or sought to be confined, to 'bound
+ sermons and semi-detached tracts,' was enlivened by the <i>Works of
+ Hannah More</i>. She proceeds as follows:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'At my last visit to you I took from your bookshelves one of a set
+ of volumes in uniform binding of full calf, coloured mellowly by
+ the touch and the breath of fifty odd years. They belonged to the
+ dear old home library.... The leaves of the book I held fell apart
+ at <i>The Shepherd of Salisbury Plain</i>.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ I leave my readers to judge how uncomfortable these innocent words
+ made me:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'The usher took six hasty strides
+ As smit with sudden pain.'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ I knew that set of volumes, their distressing uniformity of binding,
+ their full calf. Their very fellows lie mouldering in an East Anglian
+ garden, mellow enough by this time and strangely coloured.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Circumstances alter cases. Miss Harland thinks that if the life of
+ Charlotte Brontë's mother had been mercifully spared, the authoress of
+ <i>Jane Eyre</i> and <i>Villette</i> might have grown up more like Hannah More
+ than she actually did. Perhaps so. As I say, circumstances alter
+ cases, and if the works of Hannah More had been in my old home
+ library, I might have read <i>The Shepherd of Salisbury Plain</i> and
+ <i>The Search after Happiness</i> of a Sunday, and found solace therein.
+ But they were not there, and I had to get along as best I could with
+ the <i>Pilgrim's Progress</i>, stories by A.L.O.E., the crime-stained
+ page of Mrs. Sherwood's <i>Tales from the Church Catechism</i>, and,
+ 'more curious sport than that,' the <i>Bible in Spain</i> of the
+ never-sufficiently-bepraised George Borrow.
+</p>
+<p>
+ What, however, is a little odd about Miss Harland's enthusiasm for
+ Hannah More's writings is that it expires with the preface. <i>There</i>,
+ indeed, it glows with a beautiful light:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'And <i>The Search after Happiness!</i> You cannot have forgotten all of
+ the many lines we learned by heart on Sunday afternoons in the
+ joyful spring-time when we were obliged to clear the pages every
+ few minutes of yellow jessamine bells and purple Wistaria petals
+ flung down by the warm wind.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ This passage lets us into the secret. I suspect in sober truth both
+ Miss Harland and her sister have long since forgotten all the lines in
+ <i>The Search after Happiness</i>, but what they have never forgotten, what
+ they never can forget, are the jessamine bells and the Wistaria
+ petals, yellow and purple, blown about in the warm winds that visited
+ their now desolate and forsaken Southern home. Less beautiful things
+ than jessamine and Wistaria, if only they clustered round the house
+ where you were born, are remembered when the lines of far better
+ authors than Miss Hannah More have gone clean out of your head:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'As life wanes, all its cares and strife and toil
+ Seem strangely valueless, while the old trees
+ Which grew by our youth's home, the waving mass
+ Of climbing plants heavy with bloom and dew,
+ The morning swallows with their songs like words&mdash;
+ All these seem dear, and only worth our thoughts.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ Thus the youthful Browning in his marvellous <i>Pauline</i>. The same note
+ is struck after a humbler and perhaps more moving fashion in the
+ following simple strain of William Allingham:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Four ducks on a pond,
+ A grass-bank beyond;
+ A blue sky of spring,
+ White clouds on the wing;
+ How little a thing
+ To remember for years&mdash;
+ To remember with tears!'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ If this be so&mdash;and who, looking into his own heart, but must own that
+ so it is?&mdash;it explains how it comes about that as soon as Miss Harland
+ finished her preface, got away from her childhood and began her
+ biography, she has so little to tell us about Miss More's books, and
+ from that little the personal note of enjoyment is entirely wanting.
+ Indeed, though a pious soul, she occasionally cannot restrain her
+ surprise how such ponderous commonplaces ever found a publisher, to
+ say nothing of a reader.
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'Such books as Miss More's,' she says, 'would to-day in America fall
+ from the press like a stone into the depths of the sea of oblivion,
+ creating no more sensation upon the surface than the bursting of a
+ bubble in mid-Atlantic.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ And again:
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'That Hannah More was a power for righteousness in her long
+ generation we must take upon the testimony of her best and wisest
+ contemporaries.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ However good may be your intentions, it seems hard to avoid being rude
+ to this excellent lady.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I confess I never liked her love story. Anything more cold-blooded I
+ never read. I am not going to repeat it. Why should I? It is told at
+ length in Miss More's authorized biography in four volumes by William
+ Roberts, Esq. I saw a copy yesterday exposed for sale in New Oxford
+ Street, price 1s. Miss Harland also tells the tale, not without
+ chuckling. I refer the curious to her pages.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Then there are those who can never get rid of the impression that
+ Hannah More 'fagged' her four sisters mercilessly; but who can tell?
+ Some people like being fagged.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Precisely <i>when</i> Miss More bade farewell to what in later life she was
+ fond of calling her gay days, when she wrote dull plays and went to
+ stupid Sunday parties, one finds it hard to discover, but at no time
+ did it ever come home to her that she needed repentance herself. She
+ seems always thinking of the sins and shortcomings of her neighbours,
+ rich and poor. Sometimes, indeed, when deluged with flattery, she
+ would intimate that she was a miserable sinner, but that is not what I
+ mean. She concerned herself greatly with the manners of the great,
+ and deplored their cards and fashionable falsehoods. John Newton,
+ captain as he had been of a slaver, saw the futility of such
+ pin-pricks:
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'The fashionable world,' so he wrote to Miss More, 'by their numbers
+ form a phalanx not easily impressible, and their habits of life are as
+ armour of proof which renders them not easily vulnerable. Neither the
+ rude club of a boisterous Reformer nor the pointed, delicate weapons
+ of the authoress before me can overthrow or rout them.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ But Miss More never forgot to lecture the rich or to patronize the
+ poor.
+</p>
+<p>
+ <i>Coelebs in Search of a Wife</i> is an impossible book, and I do not
+ believe Miss Harland has read it; but as for the famous <i>Shepherd</i>, we
+ are never allowed to forget how Mr. Wilberforce declared a few years
+ before his death, to the admiration of the religious world, that he
+ would rather present himself in heaven with <i>The Shepherd of Salisbury
+ Plain</i> in his hand than with&mdash;what think you?&mdash;<i>Peveril of the Peak</i>!
+ The bare notion of such a proceeding on anybody's part is enough to
+ strike one dumb with what would be horror, did not amazement swallow
+ up every other feeling. What rank Arminianism! I am sure the last
+ notion that ever would have entered the head of Sir Walter was to take
+ <i>Peveril</i> to heaven.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But whatever may be thought of the respective merits of Miss More's
+ nineteen volumes and Sir Walter's ninety-eight, there is no doubt that
+ Barley Wood was as much infested with visitors as ever was Abbotsford.
+ Eighty a week!
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'From twelve o'clock until three each day a constant stream of
+ carriages and pedestrians filled the evergreen bordered avenue
+ leading from the Wrington village road.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Among them came Lady Gladstone and W.E.G., aged six, the latter
+ carrying away with him the <i>Sacred Dramas</i>, to be preserved during a
+ long life.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Miss More was a vivacious and agreeable talker, who certainly failed
+ to do herself justice with her pen. Her health was never good, yet, as
+ she survived thirty-five of her prescribing physicians, her vitality
+ must have been great. Her face in Opie's portrait is very pleasant. If
+ I was rude to her ten years ago, I apologize and withdraw; but as for
+ her books, I shall leave them where they are&mdash;buried in a cliff facing
+ due north, with nothing between them and the Pole but leagues upon
+ leagues of a wind-swept ocean.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<a name="note-12"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"> <a href="#12">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> See <i>Collected Essays</i>, ii. 255.
+</p>
+
+<a name="note-13"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#13">
+<sup><u>2</u></sup></a> <i>Hannah More</i>, by Marian Harland. New York and London: G.P. Putnam.
+</p>
+
+
+<a name="2H_4_17"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ ARTHUR YOUNG
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ The name of Arthur Young is a familiar one to all readers of that
+ history which begins with the forebodings of the French Revolution.
+ Thousands of us learnt to be interested in him as the 'good Arthur,'
+ 'the excellent Arthur,' of Thomas Carlyle, a writer who had the art of
+ making not only his own narrative, but the sources of it, attractive.
+ Even 'Carrion-Heath,' in the famous introductory chapter to the
+ <i>Cromwell</i>, is invested with a kind of charm, whilst in the stormy
+ firmament of the <i>French Revolution</i> the star of Arthur Young twinkles
+ with a mild effulgency. The autobiography of such a man could hardly
+ fail to be interesting. <a name="14"></a> <a href="#note-14"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a> The 'good Arthur' was born in 1741, the
+ younger son of a small 'squarson' who inherited from his father the
+ manor of Bradfield Combust, in Suffolk, but held the living of Thames
+ Ditton. Here he made the acquaintance of the Onslow family, and
+ Speaker Onslow was one of Arthur's godfathers. The Rev. Dr. Young died
+ in 1759, much in debt. The Bradfield property had been settled for
+ life on his wife, who had brought her husband some fortune, and to
+ the manor-house she retired to economize.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ Arthur's education had been muddled; and an attempt to make a merchant
+ of him having fallen through, he found himself, on his father's death,
+ aged eighteen, 'without education, profession, or employment,' and his
+ whole fortune, during his mother's life, consisting of a copyhold farm
+ of 20 acres, producing as many pounds. In these circumstances, to
+ think of literature was well-nigh inevitable, and, in 1762, the
+ autobiography tells us:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'I set on foot a periodical publication, entitled the <i>Universal
+ Museum</i>, which came out monthly, printed with glorious imprudence
+ on my own account. I waited on Dr. Johnson, who was sitting by the
+ fire so half-dressed and slovenly a figure as to make me stare at
+ him. I stated my plan, and begged that he would favour me with a
+ paper once a month, offering at the same time any remuneration that
+ he might name.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Here we see dimly prefigured a modern editor prematurely soliciting
+ the support of Great Names. But the Cham of literature, himself the
+ son of a bookseller, would have none of it.
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ '"No, sir," he replied; "such a work would be sure to fail if the
+ booksellers have not the property, and you will lose a great deal
+ of money by it."<br><br>
+
+ '"Certainly, sir," I said, "if I am not fortunate enough to induce
+ authors of real talent to contribute."<br><br>
+
+ '"No, sir, you are mistaken; such authors will not support such a
+ work, nor will you persuade them to write in it. You will purchase
+ disappointment by the loss of your money, and I advise you by all
+ means to give up the plan."<br><br>
+
+ 'Somebody was introduced, and I took my leave.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ The <i>Universal Museum</i>, none the less, appeared, but after five
+ numbers Young 'procured a meeting of ten or a dozen booksellers, and
+ had the luck and address to persuade them to take the whole scheme
+ upon themselves.' He then calmly adds, 'I believe no success ever
+ attended it.' It was, indeed, 100 years before its time. Literature
+ abandoned, Young took one of his mother's farms. 'I had no more idea
+ of farming than of physic or divinity,' nor did he, man of European
+ reputation as a farmer though he soon became, ever make farming pay.
+ He had an itching pen, and after four years' farming (1763-1766) he
+ published the result of his experience. Never, surely, before has an
+ author spoken of his first-born as in the autobiography Young speaks
+ of this publication:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'And the circumstance which perhaps of all others in my life I
+ most deeply regretted and considered as a sin of the blackest dye
+ was the publishing of my experience during these four years,
+ which, speaking as a farmer, was nothing but ignorance, folly,
+ presumption, and rascality.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ None the less, it was writing this rascally book that seems to have
+ given him the idea of those agricultural tours which were to make his
+ name famous throughout the world. His Southern tour was in 1767, his
+ Northern in 1768, and his Eastern in 1770. The subject he specially
+ illuminated in these epoch-making books was the rotation of crops,
+ though he occasionally diverged upon deep-ploughing and kindred
+ themes. The tours excited, for the first time, the agricultural spirit
+ of Great Britain, and their author almost at once became a celebrated
+ man.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1765 Young married the wrong woman, and started upon a career of
+ profound matrimonial discomfort, and even misery; a blunt, truthful
+ writer, he makes no bones about it. It was an unhappy marriage from
+ its beginning in 1765 to its end in 1815. Young himself, though by no
+ means vivacious in this autobiography, where he frankly complains of
+ himself as having no more wit than a fig, was a very popular person
+ with all classes and both sexes. He was an enormous diner-out, and his
+ authority as an agriculturist, united to his undeniable charm as a
+ companion, threw open to him all the great places in the country. But
+ his finances were a perpetual trouble. On carrot seeds and cabbages he
+ was an authority, but from 1766-1775 his income never exceeded £300 a
+ year. He had an excellent mother, whom he dearly loved, and who with
+ the characteristic bluntness of the family bade him think less about
+ carrots and more about his Creator. 'You may call all this rubbish if
+ you please, but a time will come when you will be convinced whose
+ notions are rubbish, yours or mine.' And the old lady was quite right,
+ as mothers so frequently turn out to be. In 1778 Young went over to
+ Ireland as agent to Lord Kingsborough. He got £500 down, and was to
+ have an annual salary of £500 and a house. Young soon got to work, and
+ became anxious to persuade his employer to let his lands direct to the
+ occupying cottar, and so get rid of the middlemen. This did not suit a
+ certain Major Thornhill, a relative and leaseholder, and thereupon a
+ pretty plot was hatched. Lady K. had a Catholic governess, a Miss
+ Crosby, upon whom it was thought my lord occasionally cast the eye of
+ partiality, whilst Arthur himself got on very well with her ladyship,
+ who was heard to pronounce him to be, as he was, 'one of the most
+ lively, agreeable fellows.' Out of these materials the Major and his
+ helpmeet concocted a double plot&mdash;namely, to make the lord jealous of
+ the steward, and the lady jealous of the governess, and to cause both
+ lord and lady respectively to believe that the steward was deeply
+ engaged both in abetting the amour of the lord and the governess, and
+ in prosecuting his own amour with the lady. The result was that both
+ governess and steward got notice to quit; but&mdash;and this is very
+ Irish&mdash;both went off with life annuities, the governess with one of
+ £50 per annum, and the steward with one of £72, and, what is still
+ more odd, we find Young at the end of his life in receipt of his
+ annuity. They were an expensive couple, these two.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1780 Young published his <i>Irish Tour</i>, which was immediately
+ successful and popular in both kingdoms. In it he attacked the bounty
+ paid on the land-carriage of corn to Dublin. The bounty was, in the
+ session of Parliament next after the publication of Young's book,
+ reduced by one-half, and soon given up entirely. Young maintains that
+ this saved Ireland £80,000 a year. Nobody seems to have said 'Thank
+ you.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ In May, 1783, was born the child 'Bobbin,' whose death, fourteen years
+ later, was to change the current of Young's life. The following year
+ Arthur Young paid his first visit to France, confining himself,
+ however, to Calais and its neighbourhood, and in the same year his
+ mother died, and, by an arrangement with his eldest brother, 'this
+ patch of landed property,' as Young calls Bradfield, descended upon
+ him. His first famous journey in France was made between May and
+ November, 1787, and cost the marvellously small sum of £118 15s. 2d.
+ His second and third French journeys were made in July, 1788, and in
+ June, 1789. The third was the longest, and extended into 1790. Three
+ years later Young was appointed, by Pitt, Secretary of the then Board
+ of Agriculture. A melancholy account is given by Young of a visit he
+ paid Burke at Gregory's in 1796. Young drove there in the chariot of
+ his fussy chief, Sir John Sinclair, to discover what Burke's
+ intentions might be as to an intended publication of his relating to
+ the price of labour. The account, which occupies four pages, is too
+ long for quotation. It concludes thus:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'I am glad once more to have seen and conversed with the man who I
+ hold to possess the greatest and most brilliant gifts of any penman
+ of the age in which he lived. Whose conversation has often
+ fascinated me, whose eloquence has charmed; whose writings have
+ delighted and instructed the world; whose name will without
+ question descend to the latest posterity. But to behold so great a
+ genius, so deepened with melancholy, stooping with infirmity of
+ body, feeling the anguish of a lacerated mind, and sinking to the
+ grave under accumulated misery&mdash;to see all this in a character I
+ venerate, and apparently without resource or comfort, wounded
+ every feeling of my soul, and I left him the next day almost as
+ low-spirited as himself.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ But Young himself was soon to pass into the same Valley of the Shadow,
+ not so much of Death as of Joyless Life. His beloved and idolized
+ Bobbin died on July 14, 1797. She seems to have been a wise little
+ maiden, to whom her father wrote most affectionate letters, full of
+ rather unsuitable details, political and financial and otherwise, and
+ not scrupling to speak of the child's mother in a disagreeable manner.
+ Bobbin replies with delightful composure to these worrying letters:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'I have just got six of the most beautiful little rabbits you ever
+ saw; they skip about so prettily you can't think, and I shall have
+ some more in a few weeks. Having had so much physic, I am right
+ down tired of it. I take it still twice a day&mdash;my appetite is
+ better. What can you mind politics so for? I don't think about
+ them.&mdash;Well, good-bye, and believe me, dear papa, your dutiful
+ Daughter.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ After poor little Bobbin's death, it happened to Arthur Young even as
+ his mother foretold. Carrots and crops and farming tours hastily
+ retreat, and we find the eminent agriculturist busying himself, with
+ the same seriousness and good faith he had devoted to the rotation of
+ the crops, with the sermons and treatises of Clarke and Jortin and
+ Secker and Tillotson, etc., and all to discover what had become of his
+ dear little Bobbin. His outlook upon the world was changed&mdash;the great
+ parties at Petworth, at Euston, at Woburn struck him differently; the
+ huge irreligion of the world filled him as for the first time with
+ amazement and horror:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'How few years are passed since I should have pushed on eagerly to
+ Woburn! This time twelve months I dined with the Duke on
+ Sunday&mdash;the party not very numerous, but chiefly of rank&mdash;the
+ entertainment more splendid than usual there. He expects me to-day,
+ but I have more pleasure in resting, going twice to church, and
+ eating a morsel of cold lamb at a very humble inn, than partaking
+ of gaiety and dissipation at a great table which might as well be
+ spread for a company of heathens as English lords and men of
+ fashion.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ It is all mighty fine calling this religious hypochondria and
+ depression of spirits. It is one of the facts of life. Young stuck to
+ his post, and did his work, and quarrelled with his wife to the end,
+ or nearly so. He cannot have been so lively and agreeable a companion
+ as of old, for we find him in November, 1806, at Euston, endeavouring
+ to impress on the Duke of Grafton that by his tenets he had placed
+ himself entirely under the covenant of works, and that he must be
+ tried for them, and that 'I would not be in such a situation for ten
+ thousand worlds. He was mild and more patient than I expected.'
+ Perhaps, after all, Carlyle was not so far wrong when he praised our
+ aristocracy for their 'politeness.' In 1808 Young became blind. In
+ 1815 his wife died. In 1820 he died himself, leaving behind him seven
+ packets of manuscript and twelve folio volumes of correspondence.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Young's great work, <i>Travels during the Years 1787, 1788, and 1789,
+ undertaken more particularly with a View of Ascertaining the
+ Cultivation, Wealth, Resources, and National Prosperity of the Kingdom
+ of France</i>, published in 1792, is one of those books which will always
+ be a great favourite with somebody. It will outlive eloquence and
+ outstay philosophy. It contains some famous passages.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<a name="note-14"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#14">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> <i>The Autobiography of Arthur Young</i>. Edited by M. Betham
+ Edwards. Smith, Elder and Co.
+</p>
+
+<a name="2H_4_18"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ THOMAS PAINE
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ Proverbs are said to be but half-truths, but 'give a dog a bad name
+ and hang him' is a saying almost as veracious as it is felicitous; and
+ to no one can it possibly be applied with greater force than to Thomas
+ Paine, the rebellious staymaker, the bankrupt tobacconist, the amazing
+ author of <i>Common-sense</i>, <i>The Rights of Man</i>, and <i>The Age of Reason</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Until quite recently Tom Paine lay without the pale of toleration. No
+ circle of liberality was constructed wide enough to include him. Even
+ the scouted Unitarian scouted Thomas. He was 'the infamous Paine,'
+ 'the vulgar atheist.' Whenever mentioned in pious discourse it was but
+ to be waved on one side as thus: 'No one of my hearers is likely to be
+ led astray by the scurrilous blasphemies of Paine.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ I can well remember when an asserted intimacy with the writings of
+ Paine marked a man from his fellows and invested him in children's
+ minds with a horrid fascination. The writings themselves were only to
+ be seen in bookshops of evil reputation, and, when hastily turned over
+ with furtive glances, proved to be printed in small type and on
+ villainous paper. For a boy to have bought them and taken them inside
+ a decent home would have been to run the risk of fierce wrath in this
+ life and the threat of it in the next. If ever there was a hung dog,
+ his name was Tom Paine.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But History is, as we know, for ever revising her records. None of her
+ judgments are final. A life of Thomas Paine, in two portly and
+ well-printed volumes, with gilt tops, wide margins, spare leaves at
+ the end, and all the other signs and tokens of literary
+ respectability, has lately appeared. No President, no Prime
+ Minister&mdash;nay, no Bishop or Moderator&mdash;need hope to have his memoirs
+ printed in better style than are these of Thomas Paine, by Mr. Moncure
+ D. Conway. Were any additional proof required of the complete
+ resuscitation of Paine's reputation, it might be found in the fact
+ that his life <i>is</i> in two volumes, though it would have been far
+ better told in one.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Conway believes implicitly in Paine&mdash;not merely in his virtue and
+ intelligence, but that he was a truly great man, who played a great
+ part in human affairs. He will no more admit that Paine was a
+ busybody, inflated with conceit and with a strong dash of insolence,
+ than he will that Thomas was a drunkard. That Paine's speech was
+ undoubtedly plain and his nose undeniably red is as far as Mr. Conway
+ will go. If we are to follow the biographer the whole way, we must not
+ only unhang the dog, but give him sepulture amongst the sceptred
+ Sovereigns who rule us from their urns.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Thomas Paine was born at Thetford, in Norfolk, in January, 1737, and
+ sailed for America in 1774, then being thirty-seven years of age. Up
+ to this date he was a rank failure. His trade was staymaking, but he
+ had tried his hand at many things. He was twice an Excise officer, but
+ was twice dismissed the service, the first time for falsely
+ pretending to have made certain inspections which, in fact, he had not
+ made, and the second time for carrying on business in an excisable
+ article&mdash;tobacco, to wit&mdash;without the leave of the Board. Paine had
+ married the tobacconist's business, but neither the marriage nor the
+ business prospered; the second was sold by auction, and the first
+ terminated by mutual consent.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Conway labours over these early days of his hero very much, but he
+ can make nothing of them. Paine was an Excise officer at Lewes, where,
+ so Mr. Conway reminds us, 'seven centuries before Paine opened his
+ office in Lewes, came Harold's son, possibly to take charge of the
+ Excise as established by Edward the Confessor, just deceased.' This
+ device of biographers is a little stale. The Confessor was guiltless
+ of the Excise.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Paine's going to America was due to Benjamin Franklin, who made
+ Paine's acquaintance in London, and, having the wit to see his
+ ability, recommended him 'as a clerk or assistant-tutor in a school or
+ assistant-surveyor.' Thus armed, Paine made his appearance in
+ Philadelphia, where he at once obtained employment as editor of an
+ intended periodical called the <i>Pennsylvanian Magazine or American
+ Museum</i>, the first number of which appeared in January, 1775. Never
+ was anything luckier. Paine was, without knowing it, a born
+ journalist. His capacity for writing on the spur of the moment was
+ endless, and his delight in doing so boundless. He had no difficulty
+ for 'copy', though in those days contributors were few. He needed no
+ contributors. He was 'Atlanticus'; he was 'Vox Populi'; he was
+ 'Aesop.' The unsigned articles were also mostly his. Having at last,
+ after many adventures and false starts, found his vocation, Paine
+ stuck to it. He spent the rest of his days with a pen in his hand,
+ scribbling his advice and obtruding his counsel on men and nations.
+ Both were usually of excellent quality.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Paine was also happy in the moment of his arrival in America. The War
+ of Independence was imminent, and in April, 1775, occurred 'the
+ massacre of Lexington.' The Colonists were angry, but puzzled. They
+ hardly knew what they wanted. They lacked a definite opinion to
+ entertain and a cry to asseverate. Paine had no doubts. He hated
+ British institutions with all the hatred of a civil servant who has
+ had 'the sack.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ In January, 1776, he published his pamphlet <i>Common-sense</i>, which must
+ be ranked with the most famous pamphlets ever written. It is difficult
+ to wade through now, but even <i>The Conduct of the Allies</i> is not easy
+ reading, and yet between Paine and Swift there is a great gulf fixed.
+ The keynote of <i>Common-sense</i> was separation once and for ever, and
+ the establishment of a great Republic of the West. It hit between wind
+ and water, had a great sale, and made its author a personage and, in
+ his own opinion, a divinity.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Paine now became the penman of the rebels. His series of manifestoes,
+ entitled <i>The Crisis</i>, were widely read and carried healing on their
+ wings, and in 1777 he was elected Secretary to the Committee of
+ Foreign Affairs. Charles Lamb once declared that Rousseau was a good
+ enough Jesus Christ for the French, and he was capable of declaring
+ Tom Paine a good enough Milton for the Yankees. However that may be,
+ Paine was an indefatigable and useful public servant. He was a bad
+ gauger for King George, but he was an admirable scribe for a
+ revolution conducted on constitutional principles.
+</p>
+<p>
+ To follow his history through the war would be tedious. What
+ Washington and Jefferson really thought of him we shall never know.
+ He was never mercenary, but his pride was wounded that so little
+ recognition of his astounding services was forthcoming. The
+ ingratitude of Kings was a commonplace; the ingratitude of peoples an
+ unpleasing novelty. But Washington bestirred himself at last, and
+ Paine was voted an estate of 277 acres, more or less, and a sum of
+ money. This was in 1784.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Three years afterwards Thomas visited England, where he kept good
+ company and was very usefully employed engineering, for which
+ excellent pursuit he would appear to have had great natural aptitude.
+ Blackfriars Bridge had just tumbled down, and it was Paine's laudable
+ ambition to build its successor in iron. But the Bastille fell down as
+ well as Blackfriars Bridge, and was too much for Paine. As Mr. Conway
+ beautifully puts it: 'But again the Cause arose before him; he must
+ part from all&mdash;patent interests, literary leisure, fine society&mdash;and
+ take the hand of Liberty undowered, but as yet unstained. He must beat
+ his bridge-iron into a key that shall unlock the British Bastille,
+ whose walls he sees steadily closing around the people.' 'Miching
+ mallecho&mdash;this means mischief;' and so it proved.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Burke is responsible for the <i>Rights of Man</i>. This splendid
+ sentimentalist published his <i>Reflections on the Revolution in France</i>
+ in November, 1790. Paine immediately sat down in the Angel, Islington,
+ and began his reply. He was not unqualified to answer Burke; he had
+ fought a good fight between the years 1775 and 1784. Mr. Conway has
+ some ground for his epigram, 'where Burke had dabbled, Paine had
+ dived.' There is nothing in the <i>Rights of Man</i> which would now
+ frighten, though some of its expressions might still shock, a
+ lady-in-waiting; but to profess Republicanism in 1791 was no joke, and
+ the book was proclaimed and Paine prosecuted. Acting upon the advice
+ of William Blake (the truly sublime), Paine escaped to France, where
+ he was elected by three departments to a seat in the Convention, and
+ in that Convention he sat from September, 1792, to December, 1793,
+ when he was found quarters in the Luxembourg Prison.
+</p>
+<p>
+ This invitation to foreigners to take part in the conduct of the
+ French Revolution was surely one of the oddest things that ever
+ happened, but Paine thought it natural enough so far, at least, as he
+ was concerned. He could not speak a word of French, and all his
+ harangues had to be translated and read to the Convention by a
+ secretary, whilst Thomas stood smirking in the Tribune. His behaviour
+ throughout was most creditable to him. He acted with the Girondists,
+ and strongly opposed and voted against the murder of the King. His
+ notion of a revolution was one by pamphlet, and he shrank from deeds
+ of blood. His whole position was false and ridiculous. He really
+ counted for nothing. The members of the Convention grew tired of his
+ doctrinaire harangues, which, in fact, bored them not a little; but
+ they respected his enthusiasm and the part he had played in America,
+ whither they would gladly he had returned. Who put him in prison is a
+ mystery. Mr. Conway thinks it was the American Minister in Paris,
+ Gouverneur Morris. He escaped the guillotine, and was set free after
+ ten months' confinement.
+</p>
+<p>
+ All this time Washington had not moved a finger in behalf of the
+ author of <i>Common-sense</i> and <i>The Crisis</i>. Amongst Paine's papers this
+ epigram was found:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'ADVICE TO THE STATUARY WHO IS TO
+ EXECUTE THE STATUE OF WASHINGTON.
+
+ Take from the mine the coldest, hardest stone;
+ It needs no fashion&mdash;it is Washington.
+ But if you chisel, let the stroke be rude,
+ And on his heart engrave&mdash;"Ingratitude."'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ This is hard hitting.
+</p>
+<p>
+ So far we have only had the Republican Paine, the outlaw Paine; the
+ atheist Paine has not appeared. He did so in the <i>Age of Reason</i>,
+ first published in 1794-1795. The object of this book was religious.
+ Paine was a vehement believer in God and in the Divine government of
+ the world, but he was not, to put it mildly, a Bible Christian. Nobody
+ now is ever likely to read the <i>Age of Reason</i> for instruction or
+ amusement. Who now reads even Mr. Greg's <i>Creed of Christendom</i>, which
+ is in effect, though not in substance, the same kind of book? Paine
+ was a coarse writer, without refinement of nature, and he used brutal
+ expressions and hurled his vulgar words about in a manner certain to
+ displease. Still, despite it all, the <i>Age of Reason</i> is a religious
+ book, though a singularly unattractive one.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Paine remained in France advocating all kinds of things, including a
+ descent on England, the abduction of the Royal Family, and a Free
+ Constitution. Napoleon sought him out, and assured him that he
+ (Napoleon) slept with the <i>Rights of Man</i> under his pillow. Paine
+ believed him.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1802 Paine returned to America, after fifteen years' absence.
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'Thou stricken friend of man,' exclaims Mr. Conway in a fine passage,
+ 'who hast appealed from the God of Wrath to the God of Humanity, see
+ in the distance that Maryland coast which early voyagers called
+ Avalon, and sing again your song when first stepping on that shore
+ twenty-seven years ago.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ The rest of Paine's life was spent in America without distinction or
+ much happiness. He continued writing to the last, and died bravely on
+ the morning of June 8, 1809.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The Americans did not appreciate Paine's theology, and in 1819 allowed
+ Cobbett to carry the bones of the author of <i>Common-sense</i> to England,
+ where&mdash;'as rare things will,' so, at least, Mr. Browning sings&mdash;they
+ vanished. Nobody knows what has become of them.
+</p>
+<p>
+ As a writer Paine has no merits of a lasting character, but he had a
+ marvellous journalistic knack for inventing names and headings. He is
+ believed to have concocted the two phrases 'The United States of
+ America' and 'The Religion of Humanity.' Considering how little he had
+ read, his discourses on the theory of government are wonderful, and
+ his views generally were almost invariably liberal, sensible, and
+ humane. What ruined him was an intolerable self-conceit, which led him
+ to believe that his own productions superseded those of other men. He
+ knew off by heart, and was fond of repeating, his own <i>Common-sense</i>
+ and the <i>Rights of Man</i>. He was destitute of the spirit of research,
+ and was wholly without one shred of humility. He was an oddity, a
+ character, but he never took the first step towards becoming a great
+ man.
+</p>
+<a name="2H_4_19"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ CHARLES BRADLAUGH <a name="15"></a> <a href="#note-15"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a>
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ Mr. Bradlaugh was a noticeable man, and his life, even though it
+ appears in the unwelcome but familiar shape of two octavo volumes, is
+ a noticeable book. It is useless to argue with biographers; they, at
+ all events, are neither utilitarians nor opportunists, but idealists
+ pure and simple. What is the good of reminding them, being so
+ majestical, of Guizot's pertinent remark, 'that if a book is
+ unreadable it will not be read,' or of the older saying, 'A great book
+ is a great evil'? for all such observations they simply put on one
+ side as being, perhaps, true for others, but not for them. Had <i>Mr.
+ Bradlaugh's Life</i> been just half the size it would have had, at least,
+ twice as many readers.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The pity is all the greater because Mrs. Bonner has really performed a
+ difficult task after a noble fashion and in a truly pious spirit. Her
+ father's life was a melancholy one, and it became her duty as his
+ biographer to break a silence on painful subjects about which he had
+ preferred to say nothing. His reticence was a manly reticence; though
+ a highly sensitive mortal, he preferred to put up with calumny rather
+ than lay bare family sorrows and shame. His daughter, though compelled
+ to break this silence, has done so in a manner full of dignity and
+ feeling. The ruffians who in times past slandered the moral character
+ of Bradlaugh will not probably read his life, nor, if they did, would
+ they repent of their baseness. The willingness to believe everything
+ evil of an adversary is incurable, springing as it does from a habit
+ of mind. It was well said by Mr. Mill: 'I have learned from experience
+ that many false opinions may be exchanged for true ones, without in
+ the least altering the habits of mind of which false opinions are the
+ result.' Now that Mr. Bradlaugh is dead, no purpose is served by
+ repeating false accusations as to his treatment of his wife, or of his
+ pious brother, or as to his disregard of family ties; but the next
+ atheist who crops up must not expect any more generous treatment than
+ Bradlaugh received from that particularly odious class of persons of
+ whom it has been wittily said that so great is their zeal for
+ religion, they have never time to say their prayers.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Bradlaugh will, I suppose, be hereafter described in the
+ dictionaries of biography as 'Freethinker and Politician.' Of the
+ politician there is here no need to speak. He was a Radical of the
+ old-fashioned type. When he first stood for Northampton in 1868, his
+ election address was made up of tempting dishes, which afterwards
+ composed Mr. Chamberlain's famous but unauthorized programme of 1885,
+ with minority representation thrown in. Unpopular thinkers who have
+ been pelted with stones by Christians, slightly the worse for liquor,
+ are apt to think well of minorities. Mr. Bradlaugh's Radicalism had
+ an individualistic flavour. He thought well of thrift, thereby
+ incurring censure. Mr. Bradlaugh's politics are familiar enough. What
+ about his freethinking? English freethinkers may be divided into two
+ classes&mdash;those who have been educated and those who have had to
+ educate themselves. The former class might apply to their own case the
+ language once employed by Dr. Newman to describe himself and his
+ brethren of the Oratory:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'We have been nourished for the greater part of our lives in the
+ bosom of the great schools and universities of Protestant England;
+ we have been the foster foster-sons of the Edwards and Henries, the
+ Wykehams and Wolseys, of whom Englishmen are wont to make so much;
+ we have grown up amid hundreds of contemporaries, scattered at
+ present all over the country in those special ranks of society
+ which are the very walk of a member of the legislature.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ These first-class free-thinkers have an excellent time of it, and, to
+ use a fashionable phrase, 'do themselves very well indeed.' They move
+ freely in society; their books lie on every table; they hob-a-nob with
+ Bishops; and when they come to die, their orthodox relations gather
+ round them, and lay them in the earth 'in the sure and certain
+ hope'&mdash;so, at least, priestly lips are found willing to assert&mdash;'of
+ the resurrection to eternal life through our Lord Jesus Christ.' And
+ yet there was not a dogma of the Christian faith in which they were in
+ a position to profess their belief.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The free-thinkers of the second class, poor fellows! have hitherto led
+ very different lives. Their foster-parents have been poverty and
+ hardship; their school education has usually terminated at eleven; all
+ their lives they have been desperately poor; alone, unaided, they
+ have been left to fight the battle of a Free Press.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Richard Carlile, as honourable a man as most, and between whose
+ religious opinions and (let us say) Lord Palmerston's there was
+ probably no difference worth mentioning, spent nine out of the
+ fifty-two years of his life in prison. Attorney-Generals, and, indeed,
+ every degree of prosecuting counsel have abused this kind of
+ free-thinker, not merely with professional impunity, but amidst
+ popular applause. Judges, speaking with emotion, have exhibited the
+ utmost horror of atheistical opinions, and have railed in good set
+ terms at the wretch who has been dragged before them, and have then,
+ at the rising of the court, proceeded to their club and played cards
+ till dinner-time with a first-class free-thinker for partner.
+</p>
+<p>
+ This is natural and easily accounted for, but we need not be surprised
+ if, in the biographies of second-class freethinkers, bitterness is
+ occasionally exhibited towards the well-to-do brethren who decline
+ what Dr. Bentley, in his Boyle Lectures, called 'the public odium and
+ resentment of the magistrate.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Bradlaugh was a freethinker of the second class. His father was a
+ solicitor's clerk on a salary which never exceeded £2 2s. a week; his
+ mother had been a nursery-maid; and he himself was born in 1833 in
+ Bacchus Walk, Hoxton. At seven he went to a national school, but at
+ eleven his school education ended, and he became an office-boy. At
+ fourteen he was a wharf-clerk and cashier to a coal-merchant. His
+ parents were not much addicted to church-going, but Charles was from
+ the first a serious boy, and became at a somewhat early age a
+ Sunday-school teacher at St. Peter's, Hackney Road. The incumbent, in
+ order to prepare him for Confirmation, set him to work to extract the
+ Thirty-nine Articles out of the four Gospels. Unhappy task, worthy to
+ be described by the pen of the biographer of John Sterling. The
+ youthful wharfinger could not find the Articles in the Gospels, and
+ informed the Rev. J.G. Packer of the fact. His letter conveying this
+ intelligence is not forthcoming, and probably enough contained
+ offensive matter, for Mr. Packer seems at once to have denounced young
+ Bradlaugh as one engaged in atheistical inquiries, to have suspended
+ him from the Sunday-school, to have made it very disagreeable for him
+ at home and with his employer, and to have wound up by giving him
+ three days to change his views or to lose his place.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Packer has been well abused, but it has never been the fashion to
+ treat youthful atheists with much respect. When Coleridge confided to
+ the Rev. James Boyer that he (S.T. Coleridge) was inclined to atheism,
+ the reverend gentleman had him stripped and flogged. Mr. Packer,
+ however, does seem to have been too hasty, for Bradlaugh did not
+ formally abandon his beliefs until some months after his suspension.
+ He retired for a short season, and studied Hebrew under Mr. James
+ Savage, of Circus Street, Marylebone. He emerged an unbeliever, aged
+ sixteen. Expelled from his wharf, he sold coal on commission, but his
+ principal, if not his only customer, the wife of a baker, discovering
+ that he was an infidel, gave him no more orders, being afraid, so she
+ said, that her bread would smell of brimstone.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1850 Bradlaugh published his first pamphlet, <i>A Few Words on the
+ Christian Creed</i>, and dedicated it to the unhappy Mr. Packer. But
+ starvation stared him in the face, and in the same year he enlisted in
+ the 7th Dragoon Guards, and spent the next three years in Ireland,
+ where he earned a good character, and on more occasions than one
+ showed that adroitness for which he was afterwards remarkable.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In October, 1853, his mother and sister with great difficulty raised
+ the £30 necessary to buy his discharge, and Bradlaugh returned to
+ London, not only full grown, but well fed. Had he not taken the
+ Queen's shilling he never would have lived to fight the battle he did.
+</p>
+<p>
+ He became a solicitor's clerk on a miserably small pay, and took to
+ lecturing as 'Iconoclast.' In 1855 he was married at St. Philip's
+ Church, Stepney. His lectures and discussions began to assume great
+ proportions, and covered more than twenty years of his life. Terribly
+ hard work they were. Profits there were none, or next to none. Few men
+ have endured greater hardships.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1860 the <i>National Reformer</i> was started, and his warfare in the
+ courts began. In 1868 he first stood for Northampton, which he
+ unsuccessfully contested three times. In April, 1880, he was returned
+ to Parliament, and then began the famous struggle with which the
+ constitutional historian will have to deal. After this date the facts
+ are well known. Bradlaugh died on January 30, 1891.
+</p>
+<p>
+ His life was a hard one from beginning to end. He had no advantages.
+ Nobody really helped him or influenced him or mollified him. He had
+ never either money or repose; he had no time to travel, except as a
+ propagandist, no time to acquire knowledge for its own sake; he was
+ often abused but seldom criticised. In a single sentence, he was never
+ taught the extent of his own ignorance.
+</p>
+<p>
+ His attitude towards the Christian religion and the Bible was a
+ perfectly fair one, and ought not to have brought down upon him any
+ abuse whatever. There are more ways than one of dealing with religion.
+ It may be approached as a mystery or as a series of events supported
+ by testimony. If the evidence is trustworthy, if the witnesses are
+ irreproachable, if they submit successfully to examination and
+ cross-examination, then, however remarkable or out of the way may be
+ the facts to which they depose, they are entitled to be believed. This
+ is a mode of treatment with which we are all familiar, whether as
+ applied to the Bible or to the authority of the Church. Nobody is
+ expected to believe in the authority of the Church until satisfied
+ by the exercise of his reason that the Church in question possesses
+ 'the notes' of a true Church. This was the aspect of the question
+ which engaged Bradlaugh's attention. He was critical, legal. He
+ took objections, insisted on discrepancies, cross-examined as to
+ credibility, and came to the conclusion that the case for the
+ supernatural was not made out. And this he did not after the
+ first-class fashion in the study or in octavo volumes, but in the
+ street. His audiences were not Mr. Mudie's subscribers, but men and
+ women earning weekly wages. The coarseness of his language, the
+ offensiveness of his imagery, have been greatly exaggerated. It is now
+ a good many years since I heard him lecture in a northern town on the
+ Bible to an audience almost wholly composed of artisans. He was bitter
+ and aggressive, but the treatment he was then experiencing accounted
+ for this. As an avowed atheist he received no quarter, and he might
+ fairly say with Wilfred Osbaldistone, 'It's hard I should get raps
+ over the costard, and only pay you back in make-believes.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ It was not what Bradlaugh said, but the people he said it to, that
+ drew down upon him the censure of the magistrate, and (unkindest cut
+ of all) the condemnation of the House of Commons.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Of all the evils from which the lovers of religion do well to pray
+ that their faith may be delivered, the worst is that it should ever
+ come to be discussed across the floor of the House of Commons. The
+ self-elected champions of the Christian faith who then ride into the
+ lists are of a kind well calculated to make Piety hide her head for
+ very shame. Rowdy noblemen, intemperate country gentlemen, sterile
+ lawyers, cynical but wealthy sceptics who maintain religion as another
+ fence round their property, hereditary Nonconformists whose God is
+ respectability and whose goal a baronetcy, contrive, with a score or
+ two of bigots thrown in, to make a carnival of folly, a veritable
+ devil's dance of blasphemy. The debates on Bradlaugh's oath-taking
+ extended over four years, and will make melancholy reading for
+ posterity. Two figures, and two figures only, stand out in solitary
+ grandeur, those of a Quaker and an Anglican&mdash;Bright and Gladstone.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The conclusion which an attentive reading of Mr. Bradlaugh's biography
+ forces upon me is that in all probability he was the last freethinker
+ who will be exposed, for many a long day (it would be more than
+ usually rash to write 'ever'), to pains and penalties for uttering his
+ unbelief. It is true the Blasphemy Laws are not yet repealed; it may
+ be true for all I know that Christianity is still part and parcel
+ of the common law; it is possibly an indictable offence to lend
+ <i>Literature and Dogma</i> and <i>God and the Bible</i> to a friend; but,
+ however these things may be, Mr. Bradlaugh's stock-in-trade is now
+ free of the market-place, where just at present, at all events, its
+ price is low. It has become pretty plain that neither the Fortress of
+ Holy Scripture nor the Rock of Church Authority is likely to be taken
+ by storm. The Mystery of Creation, the unsolvable problem of matter,
+ continue to press upon us more heavily than ever. Neither by Paleys
+ nor by Bradlaughs will religion be either bolstered up or pulled down.
+ Sceptics and Sacramentarians must be content to put up with one
+ another's vagaries for some time to come. Indeed, the new socialists,
+ though at present but poor theologians (one hasty reading of <i>Lux
+ Mundi</i> does not make a theologian), are casting favourable eyes
+ upon Sacramentarianism, deeming it to have a distinct flavour of
+ Collectivism. Calvinism, on the other hand, is considered repulsively
+ individualistic, being based upon the notion that it is the duty of
+ each man to secure his own salvation.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But whether Bradlaugh was the last of his race or not, he was a
+ brave man whose life well deserves an honourable place amongst the
+ biographies of those Radicals who have suffered in the cause of
+ Free-thought, and into the fruits of whose labours others have
+ entered.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<a name="note-15"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"> <a href="#15">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> <i>Charles Bradlaugh: A Record of His Life and Work</i>. By his daughter, Hypatia Bradlaugh Bonner. Two vols. London: T. Fisher
+ Unwin, 1894.
+</p>
+
+<a name="2H_4_20"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ DISRAELI <i>EX RELATIONE</i> SIR WILLIAM FRASER
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ The late Sir William Fraser was not, I have been told, a popular
+ person in that society about which he thought so much, and his book,
+ <i>Disraeli and His Day</i>, did not succeed in attracting much of the
+ notice of the general reader, and failed, so I, at least, have been
+ made to understand, to win a verdict of approval from the really well
+ informed.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I consider the book a very good one, in the sense of being valuable.
+ Whatever your mood may be, that of the moralist, cynic, satirist,
+ humourist, whether you love, pity, or despise your fellow-man, here is
+ grist for your mill. It feeds the mind.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Although in form the book is but a stringing together of stories,
+ incidents, and aphorisms, still the whole produces a distinct effect.
+ To state what that effect is would be, I suppose, the higher
+ criticism. It is not altogether disagreeable; it is decidedly amusing;
+ it is clever and somewhat contemptible. Sir William Fraser was a
+ baronet who thought well of his order. He desiderated a tribunal to
+ determine the right to the title, and he opined that the courtesy
+ prefix of 'Honourable,' which once, it appears, belonged to baronets,
+ should be restored to them. Apart from these opinions, ridiculous and
+ peculiar, Sir William Fraser stands revealed in this volume as cast in
+ a familiar mould. The words 'gentleman,' 'White's,' 'Society,' often
+ flow from his pen, and we may be sure were engraven on his heart. He
+ had seen a world wrecked. When he was young, so he tells his readers,
+ the world consisted of at least three, and certainly not more than
+ five, hundred persons who were accustomed night after night during the
+ season to make their appearance at a certain number of houses, which
+ are affectionately enumerated. A new face at any one of these
+ gatherings immediately attracted attention, as, indeed, it is easy to
+ believe it would. 'Anything for a change,' as somebody observes in
+ <i>Pickwick</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ This is the atmosphere of the book, and Sir William breathes in it
+ very pleasantly. Endowed by Nature with a retentive memory and a
+ literary taste, active if singular, he may be discovered in his own
+ pages moving up and down, in and out of society, supplying and
+ correcting quotations, and gratifying the vanity of distinguished
+ authors by remembering their own writings better than they did
+ themselves. The book makes one clearly comprehend what a monstrous
+ clever fellow the rank and file of the Tory party must have felt Sir
+ William Fraser to be. This, however, is only background. In the front
+ of the picture we have the mysterious outlines, the strange
+ personality, struggling between the bizarre and the romantic, of 'the
+ Jew,' as big George Bentinck was ever accustomed to denominate his
+ leader. Sir William Fraser's Disraeli is a very different figure from
+ Sir Stafford Northcote's. The myth about the pocket Sophocles is
+ rudely exploded. Sir William is certain that Disraeli could not have
+ construed a chapter of the Greek Testament. He found such mythology
+ as he required where many an honest fellow has found it before him&mdash;in
+ Lemprière's Dictionary. His French accent, as Sir William records it,
+ was most satisfactory, and a conclusive proof of his <i>bonâ-fides</i>.
+ Disraeli, it is clear, cared as little for literature as he did for
+ art. He admired Gray, as every man with a sense for epithet must; he
+ studied Junius, whose style, so Sir William Fraser believes, he
+ surpassed in his 'Runnymede' letters. Sir William Fraser kindly
+ explains the etymology of this strange word 'Runnymede,' as he also
+ does that of 'Parliament,' which he says is '<i>Parliamo mente</i>' (Let us
+ speak our minds). Sir William clearly possessed the learning denied to
+ his chief.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Beyond apparently imposing upon Sir Stafford Northcote, Disraeli
+ himself never made any vain pretensions to be devoted to pursuits for
+ which he did not care a rap. He once dreamt of an epic poem, and his
+ early ambition urged him a step or two in that direction, but his
+ critical faculty, which, despite all his monstrosities of taste, was
+ vital, restrained him from making a fool of himself, and he forswore
+ the muse, puffed the prostitute away, and carried his very saleable
+ wares to another market, where his efforts were crowned with
+ prodigious success. Sir William Fraser introduces his great man to us
+ as observing, in reply to a question, that revenge was the passion
+ which gives pleasure the latest. A man, he continued, will enjoy that
+ when even avarice has ceased to please. As a matter of fact, Disraeli
+ himself was neither avaricious nor revengeful, and, as far as one can
+ judge, was never tempted to be either. This is the fatal defect of
+ almost all Disraeli's aphorisms: they are dead words, whilst the
+ words of a true aphorism have veins filled with the life of their
+ utterer. Nothing of this sort ever escaped the lips of our modern
+ Sphinx. If he had any faiths, any deep convictions, any rooted
+ principles, he held his tongue about them. He was, Sir William tells
+ us, an indolent man. It is doubtful whether he ever did, apart from
+ the preparation and delivery of his speeches, what would be called by
+ a professional man a hard day's work in his life. He had courage, wit,
+ insight, instinct, prevision, and a thorough persuasion that he
+ perfectly understood the materials he had to work upon and the tools
+ within his reach. Perhaps no man ever gauged more accurately or more
+ profoundly despised that 'world' Sir William Fraser so pathetically
+ laments. For folly, egotism, vanity, conceit, and stupidity, he had an
+ amazing eye. He could not, owing to his short sight, read men's faces
+ across the floor of the House, but he did not require the aid of any
+ optic nerve to see the petty secrets of their souls. His best sayings
+ have men's weaknesses for their text. Sir William's book gives many
+ excellent examples. One laughs throughout.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Sir William would have us believe that in later life Disraeli clung
+ affectionately to dulness&mdash;to gentle dulness. He did not want to be
+ surrounded by wits. He had been one himself in his youth, and he
+ questioned their sincerity. It would almost appear from passages in
+ the book that Disraeli found even Sir William Fraser too pungent for
+ him. Once, we are told, the impenetrable Prime Minister quailed before
+ Sir William's reproachful oratory. The story is not of a cock and a
+ bull, but of a question put in the House of Commons by Sir William,
+ who was snubbed by the Home Secretary, who was cheered by Disraeli.
+ This was intolerable, and accordingly next day, being, as good luck
+ would have it, a Friday, when, as all men and members know, 'it is in
+ the power of any member to bring forward any topic he may choose,' Sir
+ William naturally chose the topic nearest to his heart, and 'said a
+ few words on my wrongs.'
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'During my performance I watched Disraeli narrowly. I could not see
+ his face, but I noticed that whenever I became in any way
+ disagreeable&mdash;in short, whenever my words really bit&mdash;they were
+ invariably followed by one movement. Sitting as he always did with
+ his right knee over his left, whenever the words touched him he
+ moved the pendant leg twice or three times, then curved his foot
+ upwards. I could observe no other sign of emotion, but this was
+ distinct. Some years afterwards, on a somewhat more important
+ occasion at the Conference at Berlin, a great German philosopher,
+ Herr &mdash;&mdash;, went to Berlin on purpose to study Disraeli's character.
+ He said afterwards that he was most struck by the more than Indian
+ stoicism which Disraeli showed. To this there was one exception.
+ "Like all men of his race, he has one sign of emotion which never
+ fails to show itself&mdash;the movement of the leg that is crossed over
+ the other, and of the foot!" The person who told me this had never
+ heard me hint, nor had anyone, that I had observed this peculiar
+ symptom on the earlier occasion to which I have referred.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Statesmen of Jewish descent, with a reputation for stoicism to
+ preserve, would do well to learn from this story not to swing their
+ crossed leg when tired. The great want about Mr. Disraeli is something
+ to hang the countless anecdotes about him upon. Most remarkable men
+ have some predominant feature of character round which you can build
+ your general conception of them, or, at all events, there has been
+ some great incident in their lives for ever connected with their
+ names, and your imagination mixes the man and the event together. Who
+ can think of Peel without remembering the Corn Laws and the
+ reverberating sentence: 'I shall leave a name execrated by every
+ monopolist who, for less honourable motives, clamours for Protection
+ because it conduces to his own individual benefit; but it may be that
+ I shall leave a name sometimes remembered with expressions of
+ good-will in the abode of those whose lot it is to labour and to earn
+ their daily bread with the sweat of their brow, when they shall
+ recruit their exhausted strength with abundant and untaxed food, the
+ sweeter because it is no longer leavened with a sense of injustice.'
+ But round what are our memories of Disraeli to cluster? Sir William
+ Fraser speaks rapturously of his wondrous mind and of his intellect,
+ but where is posterity to look for evidences of either? Certainly not
+ in Sir William's book, which shows us a wearied wit and nothing more.
+ Carlyle once asked, 'How long will John Bull permit this absurd
+ monkey'&mdash;meaning Mr. Disraeli&mdash;'to dance upon his stomach?' The
+ question was coarsely put, but there is nothing in Sir William's book
+ to make one wonder it should have been asked. Mr. Disraeli lived to
+ offer Carlyle the Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath, and that, in
+ Sir William's opinion, is enough to dispose of Carlyle's vituperation;
+ but, after all, the Grand Cross is no answer to anything except an
+ application for it.
+</p>
+<p>
+ A great many other people are made to cross Sir William Fraser's
+ stage. His comments upon them are lively, independent, and original.
+ He liked Cobden and hated Bright. The reason for this he makes quite
+ plain. He thinks he detected in Cobden a deprecatory manner&mdash;a
+ recognition of the sublime truth that he, Richard Cobden, had not been
+ half so well educated as the mob of Tories he was addressing. Bright,
+ on the other band, was fat and rude, and thought that most country
+ gentlemen and town-bred wits were either fools or fribbles. This was
+ intolerable. Here was a man who not only could not have belonged to
+ the 'world,' but honestly did not wish to, and was persuaded&mdash;the
+ gross fellow&mdash;that he and his world were better in every respect than
+ the exclusive circles which listened to Sir William Fraser's <i>bon
+ mots</i> and tags from the poets. Certainly there was nothing deprecatory
+ about John Bright. He could be quite as insolent in his way as any
+ aristocrat in his. He had a habit, we are told, of slowly getting up
+ and walking out of the House in the middle of Mr. Disraeli's speeches,
+ and just when that ingenious orator was leading up to a carefully
+ prepared point, and then immediately returning behind the Speaker's
+ chair. If this is true, it was perhaps rude, but nobody can deny that
+ it is a Tory dodge of indicating disdain. What was really irritating
+ about Mr. Bright was that his disdain was genuine. He did think very
+ little of the Tory party, and he did not care one straw for the
+ opinion of society. He positively would not have cared to have been
+ made a baronet. Sir William Fraser seems to have been really fond of
+ Disraeli, and the very last time he met his great man in the Carlton
+ Club he told him a story too broad to be printed. The great man
+ pronounced it admirable, and passed on his weary way.
+</p>
+<a name="2H_4_21"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ A CONNOISSEUR
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ It must always be rash to speak positively about human nature, whose
+ various types of character are singularly tough, and endure, if not
+ for ever, for a very long time; yet some types do seem to show signs
+ of wearing out. The connoisseur, for example, here in England is
+ hardly what he was. He has specialized, and behind him there is now
+ the bottomless purse of the multi-millionaire, who buys as he is
+ bidden, and has no sense of prices. If the multi-millionaire wants a
+ thing, why should he not have it? The gaping mob, penniless but
+ appreciative, looks on and cheers his pluck.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Frederick Locker, about whom I wish to write a few lines, was an
+ old-world connoisseur, the shy recesses of whose soul Addison might
+ have penetrated in the page of a <i>Spectator</i>&mdash;and a delicate operation
+ it would have been.
+</p>
+<p>
+ My father-in-law was only once in the witness-box. I had the felicity
+ to see him there. It was a dispute about the price of a picture, and
+ in the course of his very short evidence he hazarded the opinion that
+ the grouping of the figures (they were portraits) was in bad taste.
+ The Judge, the late Mr. Justice Cave, an excellent lawyer of the old
+ school, snarled out, 'Do you think you could explain to <i>me</i> what is
+ taste?' Mr. Locker surveyed the Judge through the eye-glass which
+ seemed almost part of his being, with a glance modest, deferential,
+ deprecatory, as if suggesting 'Who am <i>I</i> to explain anything to
+ <i>you</i>?' but at the same time critical, ironical, and humorous. It was
+ but for one brief moment; the eyeglass dropped, and there came the
+ mournful answer, as from a man baffled at all points: 'No, my lord; I
+ should find it impossible!' The Judge grunted a ready, almost a
+ cheerful, assent.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Properly to describe Mr. Locker, you ought to be able to explain both
+ to judge and jury what you mean by taste. He sometimes seemed to me to
+ be <i>all</i> taste. Whatever subject he approached&mdash;was it the mystery of
+ religion, or the moralities of life, a poem or a print, a bit of old
+ china or a human being&mdash;whatever it might be, it was along the avenue
+ of taste that he gently made his way up to it. His favourite word of
+ commendation was <i>pleasing</i>, and if he ever brought himself to say
+ (and he was not a man who scattered his judgments, rather was he
+ extremely reticent of them) of a man, and still more of a woman, that
+ he or she was <i>unpleasing</i>, you almost shuddered at the fierceness of
+ the condemnation, knowing, as all Locker's intimate friends could not
+ help doing, what the word meant to him. 'Attractive' was another of
+ his critical instruments. He meets Lord Palmerston, and does not find
+ him 'attractive' (<i>My Confidences</i>, p. 155).
+</p>
+<p>
+ This is a temperament which when cultivated, as it was in Mr. Locker's
+ case, by a life-long familiarity with beautiful things in all the arts
+ and crafts, is apt to make its owner very susceptible to what some
+ stirring folk may not unjustly consider the trifles of life. Sometimes
+ Locker might seem to overlook the dominant features, the main object
+ of the existence, either of a man or of some piece of man's work, in
+ his sensitively keen perception of the beauty, or the lapse from
+ beauty, of some trait of character or bit of workmanship. This may
+ have been so. Mr. Locker was more at home, more entirely his own
+ delightful self, when he was calling your attention to some humorous
+ touch in one of Bewick's tail-pieces, or to some plump figure in a
+ group by his favourite Stothard than when handling a Michael Angelo
+ drawing or an amazing Blake. Yet, had it been his humour, he could
+ have played the showman to Michael Angelo and Blake at least as well
+ as to Bewick, Stothard, or Chodowiecki. But a modesty, marvellously
+ mingled with irony, was of the very essence of his nature. No man
+ expatiated less. He never expounded anything in his born days; he very
+ soon wearied of those he called 'strong' talkers. His critical method
+ was in a conversational manner to direct your attention to something
+ in a poem or a picture, to make a brief suggestion or two, perhaps to
+ apply an epithet, and it was all over, but your eyes were opened.
+ Rapture he never professed, his tones were never loud enough to
+ express enthusiasm, but his enjoyment of what he considered good,
+ wherever he found it&mdash;and he was regardless of the set judgments of
+ the critics&mdash;was most intense and intimate. His feeling for anything
+ he liked was fibrous: he clung to it. For all his rare books and
+ prints, if he liked a thing he was very tolerant of its <i>format</i>. He
+ would cut a drawing out of a newspaper, frame it, hang it up, and be
+ just as tender towards it as if it were an impression with the unique
+ <i>remarque</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Locker had probably inherited his virtuoso's whim from his
+ ancestors. His great-grandfather was certified by Johnson in his life
+ of Addison to be a gentleman 'eminent for curiosity and literature,'
+ and though his grandfather, the Commodore, who lives for ever in our
+ history as the man who taught Nelson the lesson that saved an
+ Empire&mdash;'Lay a Frenchman close, and you will beat him'&mdash;was no
+ collector, his father, Edward Hawke Locker, though also a naval man,
+ was not only the friend of Sir Walter Scott, but a most judicious
+ buyer of pictures, prints, and old furniture.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Frederick Locker was born in 1821, in Greenwich Hospital, where Edward
+ Hawke Locker was Civil Commissioner. His mother was the daughter of
+ one of the greatest book-buyers of his time, a man whose library it
+ took nine days to disperse&mdash;the Rev. Jonathan Boucher, the friend and
+ opponent of George Washington, an ecclesiastic who might have been
+ first Bishop of Edinburgh, but who died a better thing, the Vicar of
+ Epsom.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Frederick Locker grew up among pretty things in the famous hospital.
+ Water-colours by Lawrence, Prout, Girtin, Turner, Chinnery, Paul
+ Sandby, Cipriani, and other masters; casts after Canova; mezzotints
+ after Sir Joshua; Hogarth's famous picture of David Garrick and his
+ wife, now well hung in Windsor Castle, were about him, and early
+ attracted his observant eye. Yet the same things were about his elder
+ brother Arthur, an exceedingly clever fellow, who remained quite
+ curiously impervious to the impressiveness of pretty things all his
+ days.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Locker began collecting on his own account after his marriage, in
+ 1850, to a daughter of Lord Byron's enemy, the Lord Elgin, who brought
+ the marbles from Athens to Bloomsbury. His first object, at least so
+ he thought, was to make his rooms pretty. From the beginning of his
+ life as a connoisseur he spared himself no pains, often trudging
+ miles, when not wanted at the Admiralty Office, in search of his prey.
+ If any mercantile-minded friend ever inquired what anything had cost,
+ he would be answered with a rueful smile, 'Much shoe leather.' He
+ began with old furniture, china, and bric-à-brac, which ere long
+ somewhat inconveniently filled his small rooms. Prices rose, and means
+ in those days were as small as the rooms. No more purchases of Louis
+ Seize and blue majolica and Palissy ware could be made. Drawings by
+ the old masters and small pictures were the next objects of the chase.
+ Here again the long purses were soon on his track, and the pursuit had
+ to be abandoned, but not till many treasures had been garnered. Last
+ of all he became a book-hunter, beginning with little volumes of
+ poetry and the drama from 1590 to 1610; and as time went on the
+ boundaries expanded, but never so as to include black letter.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I dare not say Mr. Locker had all the characteristics of a great
+ collector, or that he was entirely free from the whimsicalities of the
+ tribe of connoisseurs, but he was certainly endowed with the chief
+ qualifications for the pursuit of rarities, and remained clear of the
+ unpleasant vices that so often mar men's most innocent avocations. Mr.
+ Locker always knew what he wanted and what he did not want, and never
+ could be persuaded to take the one for the other; he did not grow
+ excited in the presence of the quarry; he had patience to wait, and
+ to go on waiting, and he seldom lacked courage to buy.
+</p>
+<p>
+ He rode his own hobby-horse, never employing experts as buyers. For
+ quantity he had no stomach. He shrank from numbers. He was not a
+ Bodleian man; he had not the sinews to grapple with libraries. He was
+ the connoisseur throughout. Of the huge acquisitiveness of a Heber or
+ a Huth he had not a trace. He hated a crowd, of whatsoever it was
+ composed. He was apt to apologize for his possessions, and to
+ depreciate his tastes. As for boasting of a treasure, he could as
+ easily have eaten beef at breakfast.
+</p>
+<p>
+ So delicate a spirit, armed as it was for purposes of defence with a
+ rare gift of irony and a very shrewd insight into the weaknesses and
+ noisy falsettos of life, was sure to be misunderstood. The dull and
+ coarse witted found Locker hard to make out. He struck them as
+ artificial and elaborate, perhaps as frivolous, and yet they felt
+ uneasy in his company lest there should be a lurking ridicule behind
+ his quiet, humble demeanour. There was, indeed, always an element of
+ mockery in Locker's humility.
+</p>
+<p>
+ An exceedingly spiteful account of him, in which it is asserted that
+ 'most of his rarest books are miserable copies' (how book-collectors
+ can hate one another!), ends with the reluctant admission: 'He was
+ eminently a gentleman, however, and his manners were even courtly, yet
+ virile.' Such extorted praise is valuable.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I can see him now before me, with a nicely graduated foot-rule in his
+ delicate hand, measuring with grave precision the height to a hair of
+ his copy of <i>Robinson Crusoe</i> (1719), for the purpose of ascertaining
+ whether it was taller or shorter than one being vaunted for sale in a
+ bookseller's catalogue just to hand. His face, one of much refinement,
+ was a study, exhibiting alike a fixed determination to discover the
+ exact truth about the copy and a humorous realization of the inherent
+ triviality of the whole business. Locker was a philosopher as well as
+ a connoisseur.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The Rowfant Library has disappeared. Great possessions are great
+ cares. 'But ships are but boards, sailors but men; there be land-rats,
+ water-thieves, and land-thieves&mdash;I mean pirates; and then there is the
+ peril of waters, winds and rocks.' To this list the nervous owner of
+ rare books must add fire, that dread enemy of all the arts. It is
+ often difficult to provide stabling for dead men's hobby-horses. It
+ were perhaps absurd in a world like this to grow sentimental over a
+ parcel of old books. Death, the great unbinder, must always make a
+ difference.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Locker's poetry now forms a volume of the <i>Golden Treasury
+ Series</i>. The <i>London Lyrics</i> are what they are. They have been well
+ praised by good critics, and have themselves been made the subject of
+ good verse.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Apollo made one April day
+ A new thing in the rhyming way;
+ Its turn was neat, its wit was clear,
+ It wavered 'twixt a smile and tear.
+ Then Momus gave a touch satiric,
+ And it became a <i>London Lyric</i>.'
+ AUSTIN DOBSON.
+</pre>
+<p>
+ In another copy of verses Mr. Dobson adds:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Or where discern a verse so neat,
+ So well-bred and so witty&mdash;
+ So finished in its least conceit,
+ So mixed of mirth and pity?'
+
+ 'Pope taught him rhythm, Prior ease,
+ Praed buoyancy and banter;
+ What modern bard would learn from these?
+ Ah, <i>tempora mutantur</i>!'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ Nothing can usefully be added to criticism so just, so searching, and
+ so happily expressed.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Some of the <i>London Lyrics</i> have, I think, achieved what we poor
+ mortals call immortality&mdash;a strange word to apply to the piping of so
+ slender a reed, to so slight a strain&mdash;yet
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'In small proportions we just beauties see.'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ It is the simplest strain that lodges longest in the heart. Mr.
+ Locker's strains are never precisely <i>simple</i>. The gay enchantment of
+ the world and the sense of its bitter disappointments murmur through
+ all of them, and are fatal to their being simple, but the
+ unpretentiousness of a <i>London Lyric</i> is akin to simplicity.
+</p>
+<p>
+ His relation to his own poetry was somewhat peculiar. A critic in
+ every fibre, he judged his own verses with a severity he would have
+ shrunk from applying to those of any other rhyming man. He was deeply
+ dissatisfied, almost on bad terms, with himself, yet for all that he
+ was convinced that he had written some very good verses indeed. His
+ poetry meant a great deal to him, and he stood in need of sympathy and
+ of allies against his own despondency. He did not get much sympathy,
+ being a man hard to praise, for unless he agreed with your praise it
+ gave him more pain than pleasure.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I am not sure that Mr. Dobson agrees with me, but I am very fond of
+ Locker's paraphrase of one of Clément Marot's <i>Epigrammes</i>; and as the
+ lines are redolent of his delicate connoisseurship, I will quote both
+ the original (dated 1544) and the paraphrase:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'DU RYS DE MADAME D'ALLEBRET
+
+ 'Elle a très bien ceste gorge d'albastre,
+ Ce doulx parler, ce cler tainct, ces beaux yeulx:
+ Mais en effect, ce petit rys follastre,
+ C'est à mon gré ce qui lui sied le mieulx;
+ Elle en pourroit les chemins et les lieux
+ Où elle passé à plaisir inciter;
+ Et si ennuy me venoit contrister
+ Tant que par mort fust ma vie abbatue,
+ Il me fauldroit pour me resusciter
+ Que ce rys la duguel elle me tue.'
+
+ 'How fair those locks which now the light wind stirs!
+ What eyes she has, and what a perfect arm!
+ And yet methinks that little laugh of hers&mdash;
+ That little laugh&mdash;is still her crowning charm.
+ Where'er she passes, countryside or town,
+ The streets make festa and the fields rejoice.
+ Should sorrow come, as 'twill, to cast me down,
+ Or Death, as come he must, to hush my voice,
+ Her laugh would wake me just as now it thrills me&mdash;
+ That little, giddy laugh wherewith she kills me.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ 'Tis the very laugh of Millamant in <i>The Way of the World</i>! 'I would
+ rather,' cried Hazlitt, 'have seen Mrs. Abington's Millamant than any
+ Rosalind that ever appeared on the stage.' Such wishes are idle.
+ Hazlitt never saw Mrs. Abington's Millamant. I have seen Miss Ethel
+ Irving's Millamant, <i>dulce ridentem</i>, and it was that little giddy
+ laugh of hers that reminded me of Marot's Epigram and of Frederick
+ Locker's paraphrase. So do womanly charms endure from generation to
+ generation, and it is one of the duties of poets to record them.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1867 Mr. Locker published his <i>Lyra Elegantiarun. A Collection of
+ Some of the Best Specimens of Vers de Société and Vers d'Occasion in
+ the English Languages by Deceased Authors</i>. In his preface Locker gave
+ what may now be fairly called the 'classical' definition of the verses
+ he was collecting. '<i>Vers de société</i> and <i>vers d'occasion</i> should'
+ (so he wrote) 'be short, elegant, refined and fanciful, not seldom
+ distinguished by heightened sentiment, and often playful. The tone
+ should not be pitched high; it should be idiomatic and rather in the
+ conversational key; the rhythm should be crisp and sparkling, and the
+ rhyme frequent and never forced, while the entire poem should be
+ marked by tasteful moderation, high finish and completeness; for
+ however trivial the subject-matter may be&mdash;indeed, rather in
+ proportion to its triviality, subordination to the rules of
+ composition and perfection of execution should be strictly enforced.
+ The definition may be further illustrated by a few examples of pieces,
+ which, from the absence of some of the foregoing qualities, or from
+ the excess of others, cannot be properly regarded as <i>vers de
+ société</i>, though they may bear a certain generic resemblance to that
+ species of poetry. The ballad of "John Gilpin," for example, is too
+ broadly and simply ludicrous; Swift's "Lines on the Death of
+ Marlborough," and Byron's "Windsor Poetics," are too savage and
+ truculent; Cowper's "My Mary" is far too pathetic; Herrick's lyrics to
+ "Blossoms" and "Daffodils" are too elevated; "Sally in our Alley" is
+ too homely and too entirely simple and natural; while the "Rape of the
+ Lock," which would otherwise be one of the finest specimens of <i>vers
+ de société</i> in any language, must be excluded on account of its
+ length, which renders it much too important.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ I have made this long quotation because it is an excellent example of
+ Mr. Locker's way of talking about poets and poetry, and of his
+ intimate, searching, and unaffected criticism.
+</p>
+<p>
+ <i>Lyra Elegantiarum</i> is a real, not a bookseller's collection. Mr.
+ Locker was a great student of verse. There was hardly a stanza of any
+ English poet, unless it was Spenser, for whom he had no great
+ affection, which he had not pondered over and clearly considered as
+ does a lawyer his cases. He delighted in a complete success, and
+ grieved over any lapse from the fold of metrical virtue, over any
+ ill-sounding rhyme or unhappy expression. The circulation of <i>Lyra
+ Elegantiarum</i> was somewhat interfered with by a 'copyright' question.
+ Mr. Locker had a great admiration for Landor's short poems, and
+ included no less than forty-one of them, which he chose with the
+ utmost care. Publishers are slow to perceive that the best chance of
+ getting rid of their poetical wares (and Landor was not popular) is to
+ have attention called to the artificer who produced them. The
+ Landorian publisher objected, and the <i>Lyra</i> had to be 'suppressed'&mdash;a
+ fine word full of hidden meanings. The second-hand booksellers, a wily
+ race, were quick to perceive the significance of this, and have for
+ more than thirty years obtained inflated prices for their early
+ copies, being able to vend them as possessing the <i>Suppressed Verses</i>.
+ There is a great deal of Locker in this collection. To turn its pages
+ is to renew intercourse with its editor.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1879 another little volume instinct with his personality came into
+ existence and made friends for itself. He called it <i>Patchwork</i>, and
+ to have given it any other name would have severely taxed his
+ inventiveness. It is a collection of stories, of <i>ana</i>, of quotations
+ in verse and prose, of original matter, of character-sketches, of
+ small adventures, of table-talk, and of other things besides, if other
+ things, indeed, there be. If you know <i>Patchwork</i> by heart you are
+ well equipped. It is intensely original throughout, and never more
+ original than when its matter is borrowed. Readers of <i>Patchwork</i> had
+ heard of Mr. Creevey long before Sir Herbert Maxwell once again let
+ that politician loose upon an unlettered society.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The book had no great sale, but copies evidently fell into the hands
+ of the more judicious of the pressmen, who kept it by their sides, and
+ every now and again
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Waled a portion with judicious care'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ for quotation in their columns. The <i>Patchwork</i> stories thus got into
+ circulation one by one. Kind friends of Mr. Locker's, who had been
+ told, or had discovered for themselves, that he was somewhat of a wag,
+ would frequently regale him with bits of his own <i>Patchwork</i>,
+ introducing them to his notice as something they had just heard, which
+ they thought he would like&mdash;murdering his own stories to give him
+ pleasure. His countenance on such occasions was a <i>rendezvous</i> of
+ contending emotions, a battlefield of rival forces. Politeness ever
+ prevailed, but it took all his irony and sad philosophy to hide his
+ pain. <i>Patchwork</i> is such a good collection of the kind of story he
+ liked best that it was really difficult to avoid telling him a story
+ that was <i>not</i> in it. I made the blunder once myself with a Voltairean
+ anecdote. Here it is as told in <i>Patchwork</i>: 'Voltaire was one day
+ listening to a dramatic author reading his comedy, and who said, "Ici
+ le chevalier rit!" He exclaimed: "Le chevalier est <i>bien</i> heureux!"' I
+ hope I told it fairly well. He smiled sadly, and said nothing, not
+ even <i>Et tu, Brute</i>!
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1886 Mr. Locker printed for presentation a catalogue of his printed
+ books, manuscripts, autograph letters, drawings, and pictures. Nothing
+ of his own figures in this catalogue, and yet in a very real sense the
+ whole is his. Most of the books are dispersed, but the catalogue
+ remains, not merely as a record of rareties and bibliographical
+ details dear to the collector's heart, but as a token of taste. Just
+ as there is, so Wordsworth reminds us, 'a spirit in the woods,' so is
+ there still, brooding over and haunting the pages of the 'Rowfant
+ Catalogue,' the spirit of true connoisseurship. In the slender lists
+ of Locker's 'Works' this book must always have a place.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Frederick Locker died at Rowfant on May 30, 1895, leaving behind him,
+ carefully prepared for the press, a volume he had christened <i>My
+ Confidences: An Autographical Sketch addressed to My Descendants</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In due course the book appeared, and was misunderstood at first by
+ many. It cut a strange, outlandish figure among the crowd of casual
+ reminiscences it externally resembled. Glancing over the pages of <i>My
+ Confidences</i>, the careless library subscriber encountered the usual
+ number of names of well-known personages, whose appearance is supposed
+ by publishers to add sufficient zest to reminiscences to secure
+ for them a sale large enough, at any rate, to recoup the cost of
+ publication. Yet, despite these names, Mr. Locker's book is completely
+ unlike the modern memoir. Beneath a carefully-constructed, and
+ perhaps slightly artificially maintained, frivolity of tone, the book
+ is written in deadly earnest. Not for nothing did its author choose as
+ one of the mottoes for its title-page, 'Ce ne sont mes gestes que
+ j'écrie; c'est moy.' It may be said of this book, as of Senancour's
+ <i>Oberman</i>:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'A fever in these pages burns;
+ Beneath the calm they feign,
+ A wounded human spirit turns
+ Here on its bed of pain.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ The still small voice of its author whispers through <i>My Confidences</i>.
+ Like Montaigne's <i>Essays</i>, the book is one of entire good faith, and
+ strangely uncovers a personality.
+</p>
+<p>
+ As a tiny child Locker was thought by his parents to be very like Sir
+ Joshua Reynolds' picture of Puck, an engraving of which was in the
+ home at Greenwich Hospital, and certainly Locker carried to his
+ grave more than a suspicion of what is called Puckishness. In <i>My
+ Confidences</i> there are traces of this quality.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Clearly enough the author of <i>London Lyrics</i>, the editor of <i>Lyra
+ Elegantiarum</i>, of <i>Patchwork</i>, and the whimsical but sincere compiler
+ of <i>My Confidences</i> was more than a mere connoisseur, however much
+ connoisseurship entered into a character in which taste played so
+ dominant a part.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Stronger even than taste was his almost laborious love of kindness.
+ He really took too much pains about it, exposing himself to rebuffs
+ and misunderstandings; but he was not without his rewards. All
+ down-hearted folk, sorrowful, disappointed people, the unlucky, the
+ ill-considered, the <i>mésestimés</i>&mdash;those who found themselves condemned
+ to discharge uncongenial duties in unsympathetic society, turned
+ instinctively to Mr. Locker for a consolation, so softly administered
+ that it was hard to say it was intended. He had friends everywhere, in
+ all ranks of life, who found in him an infinity of solace, and for his
+ friends there was nothing he would not do. It seemed as if he could
+ not spare himself. I remember his calling at my chambers one hot day
+ in July, when he happened to have with him some presents he was in
+ course of delivering. Among them I noticed a bust of Voltaire and an
+ unusually lively tortoise, generally half-way out of a paper bag.
+ Wherever he went he found occasion for kindness, and his whimsical
+ adventures would fill a volume. I sometimes thought it would really be
+ worth while to leave off the struggle for existence, and gently to
+ subside into one of Lord Rowton's homes in order to have the pleasure
+ of receiving in my new quarters a first visit from Mr. Locker. How
+ pleasantly would he have mounted the stair, laden with who knows what
+ small gifts?&mdash;a box of mignonette for the window-sill, an old book or
+ two, as likely as not a live kitten, for indeed there was never an end
+ to the variety or ingenuity of his offerings! How felicitous would
+ have been his greeting! How cordial his compliments! How abiding the
+ sense of his unpatronizing friendliness! But it was not to be. One can
+ seldom choose one's pleasures.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In his <i>Patchwork</i> Mr. Locker quotes Gibbon's encomium on Charles
+ James Fox. Anyone less like Fox than Frederick Locker it might be hard
+ to discover, but fine qualities are alike wherever they are found
+ lodged; and if Fox was as much entitled as Locker to the full benefit
+ of Gibbon's praise, he was indeed a good fellow.
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'In his tour to Switzerland Mr. Fox gave me two days of free and
+ private society. He seemed to feel and even to envy the happiness of
+ my situation, while I admired the powers of a superior man as they are
+ blended in his character with the softness and simplicity of a child.
+ <i>Perhaps no human being was ever more perfectly exempted from the
+ taint of malevolence, vanity, and falsehood.</i>'
+</p>
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+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ OUR GREAT MIDDLE CLASS
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ The republication of Mr. Arnold's <i>Friendship's Garland</i> after an
+ interval of twenty-seven years may well set us all a-thinking. Here it
+ is, in startling facsimile&mdash;the white covers, destined too soon to
+ become black, the gilt device, the familiar motto. As we gazed upon
+ it, we found ourselves exclaiming, so vividly did it recall the past:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'It is we, it is we, who have changed.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ <i>Friendship's Garland</i> was a very good joke seven-and-twenty years
+ ago, and though some of its once luminous paint has been rubbed off,
+ and a few of its jests have ceased to effervesce, it is a good joke
+ still. Mr. Bottle's mind, qua mind; the rowdy Philistine Adolescens
+ Leo, Esq.; Dr. Russell, of the <i>Times</i>, mounting his war-horse; the
+ tale of how Lord Lumpington and the Rev. Esau Hittall got their
+ degrees at Oxford; and many another ironic thrust which made the
+ reader laugh 'while the hair was yet brown on his head,' may well make
+ him laugh still, 'though his scalp is almost hairless, and his
+ figure's grown convex.' Since 1871 we have learnt the answer to the
+ sombre lesson, 'What is it to grow old?' But, thank God! we can laugh
+ even yet.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The humour and high spirits of <i>Friendship's Garland</i> were, however,
+ but the gilding of a pill, the artificial sweetening of a nauseous
+ draught. In reality, and joking apart, the book is an indictment at
+ the bar of <i>Geist</i> of the English people as represented by its middle
+ class and by its full-voiced organ, the daily press. Mr. Arnold
+ invented Arminius to be the mouthpiece of this indictment, the
+ traducer of our 'imperial race,' because such blasphemies could not
+ artistically have been attributed to one of the number. He made
+ Arminius a Prussian because in those far-off days Prussia stood for
+ Von Humboldt and education and culture, and all the things Sir Thomas
+ Bazley and Mr. Miall were supposed to be without. Around the central
+ figure of Arminius the essentially playful fancy of Mr. Arnold grouped
+ other figures, including his own. What an old equity draughtsman would
+ call 'the charging parts' of the book consist in the allegations that
+ the Government of England had been taken out of the hands of an
+ aristocracy grown barren of ideas and stupid beyond words, and
+ entrusted to a middle class without noble traditions, wretchedly
+ educated, full of <i>Ungeist</i>, with a passion for clap-trap, only
+ wanting to be left alone to push trade and make money; so ignorant as
+ to believe that feudalism can be abated without any heroic Stein, by
+ providing that in one insignificant case out of a hundred thousand,
+ land shall not follow the feudal law of descent; without a single
+ vital idea or sentiment or feeling for beauty or appropriateness; well
+ persuaded that if more trade is done in England than anywhere else, if
+ personal independence is without a check, and newspaper publicity
+ unbounded, that is, by the nature of things, to be great; misled every
+ morning by the magnificent <i>Times</i> or the 'rowdy' <i>Telegraph</i>;
+ desperately prone to preaching to other nations, proud of being able
+ to say what it likes, whilst wholly indifferent to the fact that it
+ has nothing whatever to say.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Such, in brief, is the substance of this most agreeable volume. Its
+ message was lightly treated by the grave and reverend seigniors of the
+ State. The magnificent <i>Times</i>, the rowdy <i>Telegraph</i>, continued to
+ preach their gospels as before; but for all that Mr. Arnold found an
+ audience fit, though few, and, of course, he found it among the people
+ he abused. The barbarians, as he called the aristocracy, were not
+ likely to pay heed to a professor of poetry. Our working classes
+ were not readers of the <i>Pall Mall Gazette</i> or purchasers of
+ four-and-sixpenny tracts bound in white cloth. No; it was the middle
+ class, to whom Mr. Arnold himself belonged, who took him to honest
+ hearts, stuck his photograph upon their writing-tables, and sounded
+ his praises so loudly that his fame even reached the United States of
+ America, where he was promptly invited to lecture, an invitation he
+ accepted. But for the middle classes Mr. Arnold would have had but a
+ poor time of it. They did not mind being insulted; they overlooked
+ exaggeration; they pardoned ignorance&mdash;in a word, they proved
+ teachable. Yet, though meek in spirit, they have not yet inherited the
+ earth; indeed, there are those who assert that their chances are gone,
+ their sceptre for ever buried. It is all over with the middle-class.
+ Tuck up its muddled head! Tie up its chin!
+</p>
+<p>
+ A rabble of bad writers may now be noticed pushing their vulgar way
+ along, who, though born and bred in the middle classes, and disfigured
+ by many of the very faults Mr. Arnold deplored, yet make it a test of
+ their membership, an 'open sesame' to their dull orgies, that all
+ decent, sober-minded folk, who love virtue, and, on the whole, prefer
+ delicate humour to sickly lubricity, should be labelled 'middle
+ class.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Politically, it cannot but be noticed that, for good or for ill, the
+ old middle-class audience no longer exists in its integrity. The
+ crowds that flocked to hear Cobden and Bright, that abhorred slavery,
+ that cheered Kossuth, that hated the income-tax, are now watered down
+ by a huge population who do not know, and do not want to know, what
+ the income-tax is, but who do want to know what the Government is
+ going to do for them in the matter of shorter hours, better wages, and
+ constant employment. Will the rabble, we wonder, prove as teachable as
+ the middle class? Will they consent to be told their faults as meekly?
+ Will they buy the photograph of their physician, or heave half a brick
+ at him? It remains to be seen. In the meantime it would be a mistake
+ to assume that the middle class counts for nothing, even at an
+ election. As to ideas, have we got any new ones since 1871? 'To be
+ consequent and powerful,' says Arminius, 'men must be bottomed on some
+ vital idea or sentiment which lends strength and certainty to their
+ action.' There are those who tell us that we have at last found this
+ vital idea in those conceptions of the British Empire which Mr.
+ Chamberlain so vigorously trumpets. To trumpet a conception is hardly
+ a happy phrase, but, as Mr. Chamberlain plays no other instrument, it
+ is forced upon me. Would that we could revive Arminius, to tell us
+ what he thinks of our new Ariel girdling the earth with twenty Prime
+ Ministers, each the choicest product of a self-governing and
+ deeply-involved colony. Is it a vital or a vulgar idea? Is it merely a
+ big theory or really a great one? Is it the ornate beginning of a
+ Time, or but the tawdry ending of a period? At all events, it is an
+ idea unknown to Arminius von Thunder-Ten-Tronckh, and we ought to be,
+ and many are, thankful for it.
+</p>
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+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ TAR AND WHITEWASH
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ I am, I confess it, hard to please. If a round dozen of Bad Women, all
+ made in England too, does not satisfy me, what will? What ails the
+ fellow at them? Yet was I at first dissatisfied, and am, therefore,
+ glad to notice that whilst I was demurring and splitting hairs the
+ great, generous public was buying the <i>Lives of Twelve Bad Women</i>, by
+ Arthur Vincent, and putting it into a second edition. This is as it
+ should be. When the excellent Dean Burgon dubbed his dozen biographies
+ <i>Twelve Good Men</i>, it probably never occurred to him that the title
+ suggested three companion volumes; but so it did, and two of them,
+ <i>Twelve Bad Men</i> and <i>Twelve Bad Women</i>, have made their appearance. I
+ still await, with great patience, <i>Twelve Good Women</i>. Twelve was the
+ number of the Apostles. Had it not been, one might be tempted to ask,
+ Why twelve? But as there must be some limit to bookmaking, there is no
+ need to quarrel with an arithmetical limit.
+</p>
+<p>
+ My criticism upon the Dean's dozen was that they were not by any
+ means, all of them, conspicuously good men; for, to name one only, who
+ would call old Dr. Routh, the President of Magdalen, a particularly
+ good man? In a sense, all Presidents, Provosts, Principals, and
+ Masters of Colleges are good men&mdash;in fact, they must be so by the
+ statutes&mdash;but to few of them are given the special notes of goodness.
+ Dr. Routh was a remarkable man, a learned man, perhaps a pious
+ man&mdash;undeniably, when he came to die, an old man&mdash;but he was no better
+ than his colleagues. This weakness of classification has run all
+ through the series, and it is my real quarrel with it. I do not
+ understand the principle of selection. I did not understand the Dean's
+ test of goodness, nor do I understand Mr. Seccombe's or Mr. Vincent's
+ test of badness. What do we mean by a good man or a bad one, a good
+ woman or a bad one? Most people, like the young man in the song, are
+ 'not very good, nor yet very bad.' We move about the pastures of life
+ in huge herds, and all do the same things, at the same times, and for
+ the same reasons. 'Forty feeding like one.' Are we mean? Well, we have
+ done some mean things in our time. Are we generous? Occasionally we
+ are. Were we good sons or dutiful daughters? We have both honoured and
+ dishonoured our parents, who, in their turn, had done the same by
+ theirs. Do we melt at the sight of misery? Indeed we do. Do we forget
+ all about it when we have turned the corner? Frequently that is so. Do
+ we expect to be put to open shame at the Great Day of Judgment? We
+ should be terribly frightened of this did we not cling to the hope
+ that amidst the shocking revelations then for the first time made
+ public our little affairs may fail to attract much notice. Judged by
+ the standards of humanity, few people are either good or bad. 'I have
+ not been a great sinner,' said the dying Nelson; nor had he&mdash;he had
+ only been made a great fool of by a woman. Mankind is all tarred with
+ the same brush, though some who chance to be operated upon when the
+ brush is fresh from the barrel get more than their share of the tar.
+ The biography of a celebrated man usually reminds me of the outside of
+ a coastguardsman's cottage&mdash;all tar and whitewash. These are the two
+ condiments of human life&mdash;tar and whitewash&mdash;the faults and the
+ excuses for the faults, the passions and pettinesses that make us
+ occasionally drop on all fours, and the generous aspirations that at
+ times enable us, if not to stand upright, at least to adopt the
+ attitude of the kangaroo. It is rather tiresome, this perpetual game
+ of French and English going on inside one. True goodness and real
+ badness escape it altogether. A good man does not spend his life
+ wrestling with the Powers of Darkness. He is victor in the fray, and
+ the most he is called upon to do is every now and again to hit his
+ prostrate foe a blow over the costard just to keep him in his place.
+ Thus rid of a perpetual anxiety, the good man has time to grow in
+ goodness, to expand pleasantly, to take his ease on Zion. You can see
+ in his face that he is at peace with himself&mdash;that he is no longer at
+ war with his elements. His society, if you are fond of goodness, is
+ both agreeable and medicinal; but if you are a bad man it is hateful,
+ and you cry out with Mr. Love-lust in Bunyan's Vanity Fair: 'Away with
+ him. I cannot endure him; he is for ever condemning my way.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Not many of Dean Burgon's biographies reached this standard. The
+ explanation, perhaps, is that the Dean chiefly moved in clerical
+ circles where excellence is more frequently to be met with than
+ goodness.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In the same way a really bad man is one who has frankly said, 'Evil,
+ be thou my good.' Like the good man, though for a very different
+ reason, the bad one has ceased to make war with the devil. Finding a
+ conspiracy against goodness going on, the bad man joins it, and thus,
+ like the good man, is at peace with himself. The bad man is bent upon
+ his own way, to get what he wants, no matter at what cost. Human
+ lives! What do they matter? A woman's honour! What does that matter?
+ Truth and fidelity! What are they? To know what you want, and not to
+ mind what you pay for it, is the straight path to fame, fortune, and
+ hell-fire. Careers, of course, vary; to dominate a continent or to
+ open a corner shop as a pork-butcher's, plenty of devilry may go to
+ either ambition. Also, genius is a rare gift. It by no means follows
+ that because you are a bad man you will become a great one; but to be
+ bad, and at the same time unsuccessful, is a hard fate. It casts a
+ little doubt upon a man's badness if he does not, at least, make a
+ little money. It is a poor business accompanying badness on to a
+ common scaffold, or to see it die in a wretched garret. That was one
+ of my complaints with Mr. Seccombe's Twelve Bad Men. Most of them came
+ to violent ends. They were all failures.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But I have kept these twelve ladies waiting a most unconscionable
+ time. Who are they? There are amongst them four courtesans: Alice
+ Perrers, one of King Edward III.'s misses; Barbara Villiers, one of
+ King Charles II.'s; Mrs. Mary Anne Clarke, who had to be content with
+ a royal Duke; and Mrs. Con Phillips. Six members of the criminal
+ class: Alice Arden, Moll Cutpurse, Jenny Diver, Elizabeth Brownrigg,
+ Elizabeth Canning, and Mary Bateman; and only two ladies of title,
+ Frances Howard, Countess of Somerset, and Elizabeth Chudleigh, Duchess
+ of Kingston. Of these twelve bad women one-third were executed, Alice
+ Arden being burnt at Canterbury, Jenny Diver and Elizabeth Brownrigg
+ being hung at Tyburn, and Mary Bateman suffering the same fate at
+ Leeds. Elizabeth Canning was sentenced to seven years' transportation,
+ and, indeed, if their biographers are to be believed, all the other
+ ladies made miserable ends. There is nothing triumphant about their
+ badness. Even from the point of view of this world they had better
+ have been good. In fact, squalor is the badge of the whole tribe. Some
+ of them, probably&mdash;Elizabeth Brownrigg, for example&mdash;were mad. This
+ last-named poor creature bore sixteen children to a house-painter and
+ plasterer, and then became a parish mid-wife, and only finally a
+ baby-farmer. Her cruelty to her apprentices had madness in every
+ detail. To include her in this volume was wholly unnecessary. She
+ lives but in George Canning's famous parody on Southey's sonnet to the
+ regicide Marten.
+</p>
+<p>
+ With those sentimentalists who maintain that all bad people are mad I
+ will have no dealings. It is sheer nonsense; lives of great men all
+ remind us it is sheer nonsense. Some of our greatest men have been
+ infernal scoundrels&mdash;pre-eminently bad men&mdash;with nothing mad about
+ them, unless it be mad to get on in the world and knock people about
+ in it.
+</p>
+<p>
+ <i>Twelve Bad Women</i> contains much interesting matter, but, on the
+ whole, it is depressing. It seems very dull to be bad. Perhaps the
+ editor desired to create this impression; if so, he has succeeded.
+ Hannah More had fifty times more fun in her life than all these
+ courtesans and criminals put together. The note of jollity is
+ entirely absent. It was no primrose path these unhappy women
+ traversed, though that it led to the everlasting bonfire it were
+ unchristian to doubt. The dissatisfaction I confessed to at the
+ beginning returns upon me as a cloud at the end; but, for all that, I
+ rejoice the book is in a second edition, and I hope soon to hear it is
+ in a third, for it has a moral tendency.
+</p>
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+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ ITINERARIES
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ Anyone who is teased by the notion that it would be pleasant to be
+ remembered, in the sense of being read, after death, cannot do better
+ to secure that end than compose an Itinerary and leave it behind him
+ in manuscript, with his name legibly inscribed thereon. If an honest
+ bit of work, noting distances, detailing expenses, naming landmarks,
+ moors, mountains, harbours, docks, buildings&mdash;indeed, anything which,
+ as lawyers say, savours of realty&mdash;and but scantily interspersed with
+ reflections, and with no quotations, why, then, such a piece of work,
+ however long publication may be delayed&mdash;and a century or two will not
+ matter in the least&mdash;cannot fail, whenever it is printed, to attract
+ attention, to excite general interest and secure a permanent hold in
+ every decent library in the kingdom.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Time cannot stale an Itinerary. <i>Iter, Via, Actus</i> are words of pith
+ and moment. Stage-coaches, express trains, motor-cars, have written,
+ or are now writing, their eventful histories over the face of these
+ islands; but, whatever changes they have made or are destined to make,
+ they have left untouched the mystery of the road, although for the
+ moment the latest comer may seem injuriously to have affected its
+ majesty.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The Itinerist alone among authors is always sure of an audience. No
+ matter where, no matter when, he has but to tell us how he footed it
+ and what he saw by the wayside, and we must listen. How can we help
+ it? Two hundred years ago, it may be, this Itinerist came through our
+ village, passed by the wall of our homestead, climbed our familiar
+ hill, and went on his way; it is perhaps but two lines and a half he
+ can afford to give us, but what lines they are! How different with
+ sermons, poems, and novels! On each of these is the stamp of the
+ author's age; sentiments, fashions, thoughts, faiths, phraseology, all
+ worn out&mdash;cold, dirty grate, where once there was a blazing fire.
+ Cheerlessness personified! Leland's anti-Papal treatise in forty-five
+ chapters remains in learned custody&mdash;a manuscript; a publisher it will
+ never find. We still have Papists and anti-Papists; in this case the
+ fire still blazes, but the grates are of an entirely different
+ construction. Leland's treatise is out of date. But his <i>Itinerary</i> in
+ nine volumes, a favourite book throughout the eighteenth century,
+ which has graced many a bookseller's catalogue for the last hundred
+ years, and seldom without eliciting a purchaser&mdash;Leland's <i>Itinerary</i>
+ is to-day being reprinted under the most able editorship. The charm of
+ the road is irresistible. The <i>Vicar of Wakefield</i> is a delightful
+ book, with a great tradition behind it and a future still before it;
+ but it has not escaped the ravages of time, and I would, now, at all
+ events, gladly exchange it for Oliver Goldsmith's <i>Itinerary through
+ Germany with a Flute</i>!
+</p>
+<p>
+ Vain authors, publisher's men, may write as they like about
+ <i>Shakespeare's</i> country, or <i>Scott's</i> country, or <i>Carlyle's</i> country,
+ or <i>Crockett's</i> country, but&mdash;
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Oh, good gigantic smile of the brown old earth!'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ the land laughs at the delusions of the men who hurriedly cross its
+ surface.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Rydal and Fairfield are there,&mdash;
+ In the shadow Wordsworth lies dead.
+ So it is, so it will be for aye,
+ Nature is fresh as of old,
+ Is lovely, a mortal is dead.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ These reflections, which by themselves would be enough to sink even an
+ Itinerary, seemed forced upon me by the publication of <i>A Journey to
+ Edenborough in Scotland by Joseph Taylor, Late of the Inner Temple,
+ Esquire</i>. This journey was made two hundred years ago in the Long
+ Vacation of 1705, but has just been printed from the original
+ manuscript, under the editorship of Mr. William Cowan, by the
+ well-known Edinburgh bookseller, Mr. Brown, of Princes Street, to whom
+ all lovers of things Scottish already owe much.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Nobody can hope to be less known than this our latest Itinerist, for
+ not only is he not in the <i>Dictionary of National Biography</i>, but it
+ is at present impossible to say which of two Joseph Taylors he was.
+ The House of the Winged Horse has ever had Taylors on its roll, the
+ sign of the Middle Temple, a very fleecy sheep, being perhaps
+ unattractive to the clan, and in 1705 it so happened that not only
+ were there two Taylors, but two Joseph Taylors, entitled to write
+ themselves 'of the Inner Temple, Esquire.' Which was the Itinerist?
+ Mr. Cowan, going by age, thinks that the Itinerist can hardly have
+ been the Joseph Taylor who was admitted to the Inn in 1663, as in that
+ case he must have been at least fifty-eight when he travelled to
+ Edinburgh. For my part, I see nothing in the <i>Itinerary</i> to preclude
+ the possibility of its author having attained that age at the date of
+ its composition. I observe in the <i>Itinerary</i> references which point
+ to the Itinerist being a Kentish man, and he mentions more than once
+ his 'Cousin D'aeth.' Research among the papers of the D'aeths of
+ Knowlton Court, near Dover, might result in the discovery which of
+ these two Taylors really was the Itinerist. As nothing else is at
+ present known about either, the investigation could probably be made
+ without passion or party or even religious bias. It might be
+ best begun by Mr. Cowan telling us in whose custody he found the
+ manuscript, and how it came there. These statements should always
+ be made when old manuscripts are first printed.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The journey began on August 2, 1705. The party consisted of Mr. Taylor
+ and his two friends, Mr. Harrison and Mr. Sloman. They travelled on
+ horseback, and often had difficulties with the poor beast that carried
+ their luggage. They reached Edinburgh in the evening of August 31, and
+ left it on their return journey on September 8, and got home on the
+ 25th of the same month. The <i>Itinerary</i> concludes as follows:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Thus we spent almost 2 months in a Journy of many 100 miles,
+ sometimes thro' very charming Countryes, and at other times over
+ desolate and Barren Mountaines, and yet met with no particular
+ misfortune in all the Time.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ I may say at once of these three Itinerists&mdash;Mr. Taylor, Mr. Harrison,
+ and Mr. Sloman&mdash;that they appear to have been thoroughly
+ commonplace, well behaved, occasionally hilarious Englishmen, ready to
+ endure whatever befell them, if unavoidable; accustomed to take their
+ ease in their inn and to turn round and look at any pretty woman they
+ might chance to meet on their travels. Their first experience of what
+ the Itinerist calls 'the prodigies of Nature,' 'at once an occasion
+ both of Horrour and Admiration,' was in the Peak Country 'described in
+ poetry by the ingenious Mr. Cotton.' This part of the world they 'did'
+ with something of the earnestness of the modern tourist. But I hardly
+ think they enjoyed themselves. The 'prodigious' caverns and strange
+ petrifactions shocked them; 'nothing can be more terrible or shocking
+ to Nature.' Mam Tor, with its 1,710 feet, proved very impressive, 'a
+ vast high mountain reaching to the very clouds.' This gloom of the
+ Derbyshire hills and stony valleys was partially dispelled for our
+ travellers by a certain 'fair Gloriana' they met at Buxton, with whom
+ they had great fun, 'so much the greater, because we never expected
+ such heavenly enjoyments in so desolate a country.' If it be on
+ susceptibilities of this nature that Mr. Cowan rests his case for
+ thinking that the Itinerist can hardly have attained 'the blasted
+ antiquity' of fifty-eight, we must think Mr. Cowan a trifle hasty, or
+ a very young man, perhaps under forty, which is young for an editor.
+</p>
+<p>
+ After describing, somewhat too much like an auctioneer, the splendours
+ of Chatsworth, 'a Paradise in the deserts of Arabia,' the Itinerist
+ proceeds on his way north through Nottingham to Belvoir Castle, where
+ 'my Lord Rosses Gentleman (to whom Mr. Harrison was recommended)
+ entertained us by his Lordship's command with good wine and the best
+ of malt liquors which the cellar abounds with'; the pictures in the
+ Long Gallery were shown them by 'my Lord himself.' At Doncaster, 'a
+ neat market-town which consists only in one long street,' they had
+ some superlative salmon just taken out of the river. By Knaresborough
+ Spaw, where they drank the waters and had icy cold baths, and dined at
+ the ordinary with a parson whose conversation startled the propriety
+ of the Templar, the travellers made their way to York, and for the
+ first and last time a few pages of <i>Guide Book</i> are improperly
+ introduced. Then on to Scarborough.
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'The next morning early we left Scarborough and travelled through a
+ dismall road, particularly near Robins Hood Bay; we were obliged to
+ lead our horses, and had much ado to get down a vast craggy
+ mountain which lyes within a quarter of a mile of it. The Bay is
+ about a mile broad, and inhabited by poor fishermen. We stopt to
+ taste some of their liquor and discourse with them. They told us
+ the French privateers came into the Very Bay and took 2 of their
+ Vessels but the day before, which were ransom'd for £25 a piece. We
+ saw a great many vessels lying upon the Shore, the masters not
+ daring to venture out to sea for fear of undergoing the same fate.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ We boast too readily of our inviolate shores.
+</p>
+<p>
+ A curious description is given of the Duke of Buckingham's alum works
+ near Whitby. The travellers then procured a guide, and traversed 'the
+ vast moors which lye between Whitby and Gisborough.' The civic
+ magnificence of Newcastle greatly struck our travellers, who, happier
+ than their modern successors, were able to see the town miles off. The
+ Itinerist quotes with gusto the civic proverb that the men of
+ Newcastle pay nothing for the Way, the Word, or the Water, 'for the
+ Ministers of Religion are maintained, the streets paved, and the
+ Conduits kept up at the publick charge.' A disagreeable account is
+ given of the brutishness of the people employed in the salt works at
+ Tynemouth. At Berwick the travellers got into trouble with the sentry,
+ but the mistake was rectified with the captain of the guard over '2
+ bowles of punch, there being no wine in the town.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Scotland was now in sight, and the travellers became grave, as
+ befitted the occasion. They were told that the journey that lay before
+ them was extremely dangerous, that 'twould be difficult to escape with
+ their lives, much less (ominous words) without 'the distemper of the
+ country.' But Mr. Taylor, Mr. Harrison, and Mr. Sloman were as brave
+ as Mr. Pickwick, and they would on. 'Yet notwithstanding all these sad
+ representations, we resolv'd to proceed and stand by one another to
+ the last.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ What the Itinerists thought of Scotland when they got there is not for
+ me to say. I was once a Scottish member.
+</p>
+<p>
+ They arrived in Edinburgh at a great crisis in Scottish history. They
+ saw the Duke of Argyll, as Queen Anne's Lord High Commissioner, go to
+ the Parliament House in this manner:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'First a coach and six Horses for his Gentlemen, then a Trumpet,
+ then his own coach with six white horses, which were very fine,
+ being those presented by King William to the Duke of Queensbury,
+ and by him sold to the Duke of Argyle for £300; next goes a troop
+ of Horse Guards, cloathed like my Lord of Oxford's Regiment, but
+ the horses are of several colours; and the Lord Chancellor and the
+ Secretary of State, and the Lord Chief Justice Clerk, and other
+ officers of State close the cavalcade in coaches and six horses.
+ Thus the Commissioner goes and returns every day.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ The Itinerists followed the Duke and his procession into the
+ Parliament House, and heard debated the great question&mdash;the greatest
+ of all possible questions for Scotland&mdash;whether this magnificence
+ should cease, whether there should be an end of an auld sang&mdash;in
+ short, whether the proposed Act of Union should be proceeded with. By
+ special favour, our Itinerists had leave to stand upon the steps of
+ the throne, and witnessed a famous fiery and prolonged debate, the
+ Duke once turning to them and saying, <i>sotto voce</i>, 'It is now
+ deciding whether England and Scotland shall go together by the ears.'
+ How it was decided we all know, and that it was wisely decided no one
+ doubts; yet, when we read our Itinerist's account of the Duke's coach
+ and horses, and the cavalcade that followed him, and remember that
+ this was what happened every day during the sitting of the Parliament,
+ and must not be confounded with the greater glories of the first day
+ of a Parliament, when every member, be he peer, knight of the shire,
+ or burgh member, had to ride on horseback in the procession, it is
+ impossible not to feel the force of Miss Grisel Dalmahoy's appeal in
+ the <i>Heart of Midlothian</i>, she being an ancient sempstress, to Mr.
+ Saddletree, the harness-maker:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'And as for the Lords of States ye suld mind the riding o' the
+ Parliament in the gude auld time before the Union. A year's rent o'
+ mony a gude estate gaed for horse-graith and harnessing, forby
+ broidered robes and foot-mantles that wad hae stude by their lane
+ with gold and brocade, and that were muckle in my ain line.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ The graphic account of a famous debate given by, Taylor is worth
+ comparing with the <i>Lockhart Papers</i> and Hill Burton. The date is a
+ little troublesome. According to our Itinerist, he heard the
+ discussion as to whether the Queen or the Scottish Parliament should
+ nominate the Commissioners. Now, according to the histories, this
+ all-important discussion began and ended on September 1, but our
+ Itinerist had only arrived in Edinburgh the night before the first,
+ and gives us to understand that he owed his invitation to be present
+ to the fact that whilst in Edinburgh he and his friends had had the
+ honour to have several lords and members of Parliament to dine, and
+ that these guests informed him 'of the grand day when the Act was to
+ be passed or rejected.' The Itinerist's account is too particular&mdash;for
+ he gives the result of the voting&mdash;to admit of any possibility of a
+ mistake, and he describes how several of the members came afterwards
+ to his lodgings, and, so he writes, 'embraced us with all the outward
+ marks of love and kindness, and seemed mightily pleased at what was
+ done, and told us we should now be no more English and Scotch, but
+ Brittons.' In the matter of nomenclature, at all events, the promises
+ of the Union have not been carried out.
+</p>
+<p>
+ After September 1 the Parliament did not meet till the 4th, when an
+ Address was passed to the Queen, but apparently without any repetition
+ of debate. So it really is a little difficult to reconcile the dates.
+ Perhaps Itinerists are best advised to keep off public events.
+</p>
+<p>
+ How our travellers escaped the 'national distemper' and journeyed
+ home by Ecclefechan, Carlisle, Shap Fell, Liverpool, Chester,
+ Coventry, and Warwick must be read in the <i>Journey</i> itself, which,
+ though it only occupies 182 small pages, is full of matter and even
+ merriment; in fact, it is an excellent itinerary.
+</p>
+<a name="2H_4_25"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ EPITAPHS
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ Epitaphs, if in rhyme, are the real literature of the masses. They
+ need no commendation and are beyond all criticism. A Cambridge don, a
+ London bus-driver, will own their charm in equal measure. Strange
+ indeed is the fascination of rhyme. A commonplace hitched into verse
+ instantly takes rank with Holy Scripture. This passion for poetry, as
+ it is sometimes called, is manifested on every side; even tradesmen
+ share it, and as the advertisements in our newspapers show, are
+ willing to pay small sums to poets who commend their wares in verse.
+ The widow bereft of her life's companion, the mother bending over an
+ empty cradle, find solace in thinking what doleful little scrag of
+ verse shall be graven on the tombstone of the dead. From the earliest
+ times men have sought to squeeze their loves and joys, their sorrows
+ and hatreds, into distichs and quatrains, and to inscribe them
+ somewhere, on walls or windows, on sepulchral urns and gravestones, as
+ memorials of their pleasure or their pain.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Hark! how chimes the passing bell&mdash;
+ There's no music to a knell;
+ All the other sounds we hear
+ Flatter and but cheat our ear.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ So wrote Shirley the dramatist, and so does he truthfully explain the
+ popularity of the epitaph as distinguished from the epigram. Who ever
+ wearies of Martial's 'Erotion'?&mdash;
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Hic festinata requiescit Erotion umbra,
+ Crimine quam fati sexta peremit hiems.
+ Quisquis eris nostri post me regnator agelli
+ Manibus exiguis annua justa dato.
+ Sic lare perpetuo, sic turba sospite, solus
+ Flebilis in terra sit lapis iste tua'&mdash;
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ so prettily Englished by Leigh Hunt:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Underneath this greedy stone
+ Lies little sweet Erotion,
+ Whom the Fates with hearts as cold
+ Nipped away at six years old.
+ Those, whoever thou may'st be,
+ That hast this small field after me,
+ Let the yearly rites be paid
+ To her little slender shade;
+ So shall no disease or jar
+ Hurt thy house or chill thy Lar,
+ But this tomb be here alone
+ The only melancholy stone.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ Our English epitaphs are to be found scattered up and down our country
+ churchyards&mdash;'uncouth rhymes,' as Gray calls them, yet full of the
+ sombre philosophy of life. They are fast becoming illegible, worn out
+ by the rain that raineth every day, and our prim, present-day parsons
+ do not look with favour upon them, besides which&mdash;to use a clumsy
+ phrase&mdash;besides which most of our churchyards are now closed against
+ burials, and without texts there can be no sermons:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'I'll stay and read my sermon here,
+ And skulls and bones shall be my text.
+ * * * *
+ Here learn that glory and disgrace,
+ Wisdom and Folly, pass away,
+ That mirth hath its appointed space,
+ That sorrow is but for a day;
+ That all we love and all we hate,
+ That all we hope and all we fear,
+ Each mood of mind, each turn of fate,
+ Must end in dust and silence here.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ The best epitaphs are the grim ones. Designed, as epitaphs are, to
+ arrest and hold in their momentary grasp the wandering attention and
+ languid interest of the passer-by, they must hit him hard and at once,
+ and this they can only do by striking some very responsive chord, and
+ no chords are so immediately responsive as those which relate to death
+ and, it may be, judgment to come.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Aubrey Stewart, in his interesting <i>Selection of English Epigrams
+ and Epitaphs</i>, published by Chapman and Hall, quotes an epitaph from a
+ Norfolk churchyard which I have seen in other parts of the country.
+ The last time I saw it was in the Forest of Dean. It is admirably
+ suited for the gravestone of any child of very tender years, say four:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'When the Archangel's trump shall blow
+ And souls to bodies join,
+ Many will wish their lives below
+ Had been as short as mine.'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ It is uncouth, but it is warranted to grip.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Frequently, too, have I noticed how constantly the attention is
+ arrested by Pope's well-known lines from his magnificent 'Verses to
+ the Memory of an Unfortunate Lady,' which are often to be found on
+ tombstones:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'So peaceful rests without a stone and name
+ What once had beauty, titles, wealth, and fame.
+ How loved, how honoured once avails thee not,
+ To whom related or by whom begot.
+ A heap of dust alone remains of thee;
+ 'Tis all thou art and all the proud shall be.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ I wish our modern poetasters who deny Pope's claim to be a poet no
+ worse fate than to lie under stones which have engraved upon them the
+ lines just quoted, for they will then secure in death what in life was
+ denied them&mdash;the ear of the public.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Next to the grim epitaph, I should be disposed to rank those which
+ remind the passer-by of his transitory estate. In different parts of
+ the country&mdash;in Cumberland and Cornwall, in Croyland Abbey, in
+ Llangollen Churchyard, in Melton Mowbray&mdash;are to be found lines more
+ or less resembling the following:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Man's life is like unto a winter's day,
+ Some break their fast and so depart away,
+ Others stay dinner then depart full fed,
+ The longest age but sups and goes to bed.
+ O reader, there behold and see
+ As we are now, so thou must be.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ The complimentary epitaph seldom pleases. To lie like a tombstone has
+ become a proverb. Pope's famous epitaph on Newton:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Nature and Nature's laws lay hid in night,
+ God said, Let Newton be! and all was light.'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ is hyperbolical and out of character with the great man it seeks to
+ honour. It was intended for Westminster Abbey. I rejoice at the
+ preference given to prose Latinity.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The tender and emotional epitaphs have a tendency to become either
+ insipid or silly. But Herrick has shown us how to rival Martial:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'UPON A CHILD THAT DIED.
+
+ Here she lies a pretty bud
+ Lately made of flesh and blood;
+ Who as soon fell fast asleep
+ As her little eyes did peep.
+ Give her strewings, but not stir
+ The earth that lightly covers her.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ Mr. Dodd, the editor of the admirable volume called <i>The
+ Epigrammatists</i>, published in Bohn's Standard Library, calls these
+ lines a model of simplicity and elegance. So they are, but they are
+ very vague. But then the child was very young. Erotion, one must
+ remember, was six years old. Ben Jonson's beautiful epitaph on S.P., a
+ child of Queen Elizabeth's Chapel, beginning,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Weep with me all you that read
+ This little story;
+ And know for whom the tear you shed
+ Death's self is sorry,'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ is fine poetry, but it is not life or death as plain people know those
+ sober realities. The flippant epitaph is always abominable. Gay's, for
+ example:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Life is a jest, and all things show it.
+ I thought so once, but now I know it.'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ But <i>does</i> he know it? Ay, there's the rub! The note of Christianity
+ is seldom struck in epitaphs. There is a deep-rooted paganism in the
+ English people which is for ever bubbling up and asserting itself in
+ the oddest of ways. Coleridge's epitaph for himself is a striking
+ exception:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Stop, Christian passer-by! stop, child of God,
+ And read with gentle breast, Beneath this sod
+ A poet lies, or that which once seemed he.
+ O lift one thought in prayer for S.T.C,
+ That he who many a year with toil of breath
+ Found death in life, may here find life in death!
+ Mercy for praise&mdash;to be forgiven for fame,
+ He ask'd and hoped through Christ. Do thou the same.'
+</pre>
+<a name="2H_4_26"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ 'HANSARD'
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ 'Men are we, and must mourn when e'en the shade of that which once was
+ great has passed away.' This quotation&mdash;which, in obedience to the
+ prevailing taste, I print as prose&mdash;was forced upon me by reading in
+ the papers an account of some proceedings in a sale-room in Chancery
+ Lane last Tuesday, <a name="16"></a> <a href="#note-16"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a> when the entire stock and copyright of
+ <i>Hansard's Parliamentary History and Debates</i> were exposed for sale,
+ and, it must be added, to ridicule. Yet 'Hansard' was once a name to
+ conjure with. To be in it was an ambition&mdash;costly, troublesome, but
+ animating; to know it was, if not a liberal education, at all events
+ almost certain promotion; whilst to possess it for your very own was
+ the outward and visible sign of serious statesmanship. No wonder that
+ unimaginative men still believed that <i>Hansard</i> was a property with
+ money in it. Is it not the counterpart of Parliament, its dark and
+ majestic shadow thrown across the page of history? As the pious
+ Catholic studies his <i>Acta Sanctorum</i>, so should the constitutionalist
+ love to pore over the <i>ipsissima verba</i> of Parliamentary gladiators,
+ and read their resolutions and their motions. Where else save in the
+ pages of <i>Hansard</i> can we make ourselves fully acquainted with the
+ history of the Mother of Free Institutions? It is, no doubt, dull, but
+ with the soberminded a large and spacious dulness like that of
+ <i>Hansard's Debates</i> is better than the incongruous chirpings of the
+ new 'humourists.' Besides, its dulness is exaggerated. If a reader
+ cannot extract amusement from it the fault is his, not <i>Hansard's</i>.
+ But, indeed, this perpetual talk of dulness and amusement ought not to
+ pass unchallenged. Since when has it become a crime to be dull? Our
+ fathers were not ashamed to be dull in a good cause. We are ashamed,
+ but without ceasing to be dull.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ But it is idle to argue with the higgle of the market. 'Things are
+ what they are,' said Bishop Butler in a passage which has lost its
+ freshness; that is to say, they are worth what they will fetch. 'Why,
+ then, should we desire to be deceived?' The test of truth remains
+ undiscovered, but the test of present value is the auction mart. Tried
+ by this test, it is plain that <i>Hansard</i> has fallen upon evil days.
+ The bottled dreariness of Parliament is falling, falling, falling. An
+ Elizabethan song-book, the original edition of Gray's <i>Elegy</i>, or
+ <i>Peregrine Pickle</i>, is worth more than, or nearly as much as, the 458
+ volumes of <i>Hansard's Parliamentary Debates</i>. Three complete sets were
+ sold last Tuesday; one brought £110, the other two but £70 each. And
+ yet it is not long ago since a <i>Hansard</i> was worth three times as
+ much. Where were our young politicians? There are serious men on both
+ sides of the House. Men of their stamp twenty years ago would not have
+ been happy without a <i>Hansard</i> to clothe their shelves with dignity
+ and their minds with quotations. But these young men were not bidders.
+</p>
+<p>
+ As the sale proceeded, the discredit of <i>Hansard</i> became plainer and
+ plainer. For the copyright, including, of course, the goodwill of the
+ name&mdash;the right to call yourself 'Hansard' for years to come&mdash;not a
+ penny was offered, and yet, as the auctioneer feelingly observed, only
+ eighteen months ago it was valued at £60,000. The cold douche of the
+ auction mart may brace the mind, but is apt to lower the price of
+ commodities of this kind. Then came incomplete and unbound sets, with
+ doleful results. For forty copies of the 'Indian Debates' for 1889
+ only a penny a copy was offered. It was rumoured that the bidder
+ intended, had he been successful, to circulate the copies amongst the
+ supporters of a National Council for India; but his purpose was
+ frustrated by the auctioneer, who, mindful of the honour of the
+ Empire, sorrowfully but firmly withdrew the lot, and proceeded to the
+ next, amidst the jeers of a thoroughly demoralized audience. But this
+ subject why pursue? It is, for the reason already cited at the
+ beginning, a painful one. The glory of <i>Hansard</i> has departed for
+ ever. Like a new-fangled and sham religion, it began in pride and
+ ended in a police-court, instead of beginning in a police-court and
+ ending in pride, which is the now well-defined course of true
+ religion.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The fact that nobody wants <i>Hansard</i> is not necessarily a rebuff to
+ Parliamentary eloquence, yet these low prices jump with the times and
+ undoubtedly indicate an impatience of oratory. We talk more than our
+ ancestors, but we prove our good faith by doing it very badly. We have
+ no Erskines at the Bar, but trials last longer than ever. There are
+ not half a dozen men in the House of Commons who can make a speech,
+ properly so called, but the session is none the shorter on that
+ account. <i>Hansard's Debates</i> are said to be dull to read, but there is
+ a sterner fate than reading a dull debate: you may be called upon to
+ listen to one. The statesmen of the time must be impervious to
+ dulness; they must crush the artist within them to a powder. The new
+ people who have come bounding into politics and are now claiming their
+ share of the national inheritance are not orators by nature, and will
+ never become so by culture; but they mean business, and that is well.
+ Caleb Garth and not George Canning should be the model of the virtuous
+ politician of the future.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<a name="note-16"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#16">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> March 8, 1902.
+</p>
+
+<a name="2H_4_27"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ CONTEMPT OF COURT
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ The late Mr. Carlyle has somewhere in his voluminous but well-indexed
+ writings a highly humorous and characteristic passage in which he,
+ with all his delightful gusto, dilates upon the oddity of the scene
+ where a withered old sinner perched on a bench, quaintly attired in
+ red turned up with ermine, addresses another sinner in a wooden pew,
+ and bids him be taken away and hung by the neck until he is dead; and
+ how the sinner in the pew, instead of indignantly remonstrating with
+ the sinner on the bench, 'Why, you cantankerous old absurdity, what
+ are you about taking my life like that?' usually exhibits signs of
+ great depression, and meekly allows himself to be conducted to his
+ cell, from whence in due course he is taken and throttled according to
+ law.
+</p>
+<p>
+ This situation described by Carlyle is doubtless mighty full of
+ humour; but, none the less, were any prisoner at the bar to adopt
+ Craigenputtock's suggestion, he would only add to the peccadillo of
+ murder the grave offence of contempt of court, which has been defined
+ 'as a disobedience to the court, an opposing or despising the
+ authority, justice, and dignity thereof.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ The whole subject of Contempt is an interesting and picturesque one,
+ and has been treated after an interesting and picturesque yet accurate
+ and learned fashion by a well-known lawyer, in a treatise <a name="17"></a> <a href="#note-17"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a> which
+ well deserves to be read not merely by the legal practitioner, but by
+ the student of constitutional law and the nice observer of our manners
+ and customs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ An ill-disposed person may exhibit contempt of court in divers
+ ways&mdash;for example, he may scandalize the the court itself, which may
+ be done not merely by the extreme measure of hurling missiles at the
+ presiding judge, or loudly contemning his learning or authority, but
+ by ostentatiously reading a newspaper in his presence, or laughing
+ uproariously at a joke made by somebody else. Such contempts,
+ committed as they are <i>in facie curiae</i>, are criminal offences, and
+ may be punished summarily by immediate imprisonment without the right
+ of appeal. It speaks well both for the great good sense of the judges
+ and for the deep-rooted legal instincts of our people that such
+ offences are seldom heard of. It would be impossible nicely to define
+ what measure of freedom of manners should be allowed in a court of
+ justice, which, as we know, is neither a church nor a theatre, but, as
+ a matter of practice, the happy mean between an awe-struck and unmanly
+ silence and free-and-easy conversation is well preserved. The
+ practising advocate, to avoid contempt and obtain, if instructed so to
+ do, a hearing, must obey certain sumptuary laws, for not only must he
+ don the horsehair wig, the gown, and bands of his profession, but his
+ upper clothing must be black, nor should his nether garment be
+ otherwise than of sober hue. Mr. Oswald reports Mr. Justice Byles as
+ having once observed to the late Lord Coleridge whilst at the Bar: 'I
+ always listen with little pleasure to the arguments of counsel whose
+ legs are encased in light gray trousers.' The junior Bar is growing
+ somewhat lax in these matters. Dark gray coats are not unknown, and it
+ was only the other day I observed a barrister duly robed sitting in
+ court in a white waistcoat, apparently oblivious of the fact that
+ whilst thus attired no judge could possibly have heard a word he said.
+ However, as he had nothing to say, the question did not arise. It is
+ doubtless the increasing Chamber practice of the judges which has
+ occasioned this regrettable laxity. In Chambers a judge cannot
+ summarily commit for contempt, nor is it necessary or customary for
+ counsel to appear before him in robes. Some judges object to fancy
+ waistcoats in Chambers, but others do not. The late Sir James Bacon,
+ who was a great stickler for forensic propriety, and who, sitting in
+ court, would not have allowed a counsel in a white waistcoat to say a
+ word, habitually wore one himself when sitting as vacation judge in
+ the summer.
+</p>
+<p>
+ It must not be supposed that there can be no contempt out of court.
+ There can. To use bad language on being served with legal process is
+ to treat the court from whence such process issued with contempt. None
+ the less, considerable latitude of language on such occasions is
+ allowed. How necessary it is to protect the humble officers of the law
+ who serve writs and subpoenas is proved by the case of one Johns, who
+ was very rightly committed to the Fleet in 1772, it appearing by
+ affidavit that he had compelled the poor wretch who sought to serve
+ him with a subpoena to devour both the parchment and the wax seal of
+ the court, and had then, after kicking him so savagely as to make him
+ insensible, ordered his body to be cast into the river. No amount of
+ irritation could justify such conduct. It is no contempt to tear up
+ the writ or subpoena in the presence of the officer of the court,
+ because, the service once lawfully effected, the court is indifferent
+ to the treatment of its stationery; but such behaviour, though lawful,
+ is childish. To obstruct a witness on his way to give evidence, or to
+ threaten him if he does give evidence, or to tamper with the jury, are
+ all serious contempts. In short, there is a divinity which hedges a
+ court of justice, and anybody who, by action or inaction, renders the
+ course of justice more difficult or dilatory than it otherwise would
+ be, incurs the penalty of contempt. Consider, for example, the case of
+ documents and letters. Prior to the issue of a writ, the owner of
+ documents and letters may destroy them, if he pleases&mdash;the fact of his
+ having done so, if litigation should ensue on the subject to which the
+ destroyed documents related, being only matter for comment&mdash;but the
+ moment a writ is issued the destruction by a defendant of any document
+ in his possession relating to the action is a grave contempt, for
+ which a duchess was lately sent to prison. There is something majestic
+ about this. No sooner is the aid of a court of law invoked than it
+ assumes a seizin of every scrap of writing which will assist it in its
+ investigation of the matter at issue between the parties, and to
+ destroy any such paper is to obstruct the court in its holy task, and
+ therefore a contempt.
+</p>
+<p>
+ To disobey a specific order of the court is, of course, contempt. The
+ old Court of Chancery had a great experience in this aspect of the
+ question. It was accustomed to issue many peremptory commands; it
+ forbade manufacturers to foul rivers, builders so to build as to
+ obstruct ancient lights, suitors to seek the hand in matrimony of its
+ female wards, Dissenting ministers from attempting to occupy the
+ pulpits from which their congregations had by vote ejected them, and
+ so on through almost all the business of this mortal life. It was more
+ ready to forbid than to command; but it would do either if justice
+ required it. And if you persisted in doing what the Court of Chancery
+ told you not to do, you were committed; whilst if you refused to do
+ what it had ordered you to do, you were attached; and the difference
+ between committal and attachment need not concern the lay mind.
+</p>
+<p>
+ To pursue the subject further would be to plunge into the morasses of
+ the law where there is no footing for the plain man; but just a word
+ or two may be added on the subject of punishment for contempt. In old
+ days persons who were guilty of contempt <i>in facie curiae</i> had their
+ right hands cut off, and Mr. Oswald prints as an appendix to his book
+ certain clauses of an Act of Parliament of Henry VIII. which provide
+ for the execution of this barbarous sentence, and also (it must be
+ admitted) for the kindly after-treatment of the victim, who was to
+ have a surgeon at hand to sear the stump, a sergeant of the poultry
+ with a cock ready for the surgeon to wrap about the stump, a sergeant
+ of the pantry with bread to eat, and a sergeant of the cellar with a
+ pot of red wine to drink.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Nowadays the penalty for most contempts is costs. The guilty party in
+ order to purge his contempt has to pay all the costs of a motion to
+ commit and attach. The amount is not always inconsiderable, and when
+ it is paid it would be idle to apply to the other side for a pot of
+ red wine. They would only laugh at you. Our ancestors had a way of
+ mitigating their atrocities which robs the latter of more than half
+ their barbarity. Costs are an unmitigable atrocity.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<a name="note-17"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#17">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> <i>Contempt of Court, etc.</i> By J.F. Oswald, Q.C. London:
+ William Clowes and Sons, Limited.
+</p>
+
+<a name="2H_4_28"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ 5 EDWARD VII., CHAPTER 12
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ The appearance of this undebated Act of Parliament in the attenuated
+ volume of the Statutes of 1905 almost forces upon sensitive minds an
+ unwelcome inquiry as to what is the attitude proper to be assumed by
+ an emancipated but trained intelligence towards a decision of the
+ House of Lords, sitting judicially as the highest (because the last)
+ Court of Appeal.
+</p>
+<p>
+ So far as the <i>parties</i> to the litigation are concerned, the decision,
+ if of a final character, puts an end to the <i>lis</i>. Litigation must, so
+ at least it has always been assumed, end somewhere, and in these
+ realms it ends with the House of Lords. Higher you cannot go, however
+ litigiously minded.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In the vast majority of appeal cases a final appeal not only ends the
+ <i>lis</i>, but determines once for all the rights of the parties to the
+ subject-matter. The successful litigant leaves the House of Lords
+ quieted in his possession or restored to what he now knows to be his
+ own, conscious of a victory, final and complete; whilst the
+ unsuccessful litigant goes away exceeding sorrowful, knowing that his
+ only possible revenge is to file his petition in bankruptcy.
+</p>
+<p>
+ This, however, is not always so.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In August, 1904, the House of Lords decided in a properly constituted
+ <i>lis</i> that a particular ecclesiastical body in Scotland, somewhat
+ reduced in numbers, but existent and militant, was entitled to certain
+ property held in trust for the use and behoof of the Free Church of
+ Scotland. There is no other way of holding property than by a legal
+ title. Sometimes that title has been created by an Act of Parliament,
+ and sometimes it is a title recognised by the general laws and customs
+ of the realm, but a legal title it has got to be. Titles are never
+ matters of rhetoric, nor are they <i>jure divino</i>, or conferred in
+ answer to prayer; they are strictly legal matters, and it is the very
+ particular business of courts of law, when properly invoked, to
+ recognise and enforce them.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In the case I have in mind there were two claimants to the
+ subject-matter&mdash;the Free Church and the United Free Church&mdash;and the
+ House of Lords, after a great argle-bargle, decided that the property
+ in question belonged to the Free Church.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Thereupon the expected happened. A hubbub arose in Scotland and
+ elsewhere, and in consequence of the hubbub an Act of Parliament has
+ somewhat coyly made its appearance in the Statute Book (5 Edward VII.,
+ chapter 12) appointing and authorizing Commissioners to take away from
+ the successful litigant a certain portion of the property just
+ declared to be his, and to give it to the unsuccessful litigant.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The reasons alleged for taking away by statute from the Free Church
+ some of the property that belongs to it are that the Free Church is
+ not big enough to administer satisfactorily all the property it
+ possesses; and that the State may reasonably refuse to allow a
+ religious body to have more property than it can in the opinion of
+ State-appointed Commissioners usefully employ in the propagation of
+ its religion. Let the reasons be well noted. They have made their
+ appearance before in history. These were the reasons alleged by Henry
+ VIII. for the suppression of the smaller monasteries. The State,
+ having made up its mind to take away from the Free Church so much of
+ its property as the Commissioners may think it cannot usefully
+ administer, then proceeds, by this undebated Act of Parliament, to
+ give the overplus to the unsuccessful litigant, the United Free
+ Church. Why to them? It will never do to answer this question by
+ saying because it is always desirable to return lost property to its
+ true owner, since so to reply would be to give the lie direct to a
+ decision of the Final Court of Appeal on a question of property.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In the eye&mdash;I must not write the blind eye&mdash;of the law, this
+ parliamentary gift to the United Free Church is not a <i>giving back</i>
+ but an <i>original free gift</i> from the State by way of endowment to a
+ particular denomination of Presbyterian dissenters. In theory the
+ State could have done what it liked with so much of the property of
+ the Free Church as that body is not big enough to spend upon itself.
+ It might, for example, have divided it between Presbyterians
+ generally, or it might have left it to the Free Church to say who was
+ to be the disponee of its property.
+</p>
+<p>
+ As a matter of hard fact, the State had no choice in the matter. It
+ could not select, or let the Free Church select, the object of its
+ bounty. The public sense (a vague term) demanded that the United Free
+ Church should not be required to abide by the decision of the House of
+ Lords, but should have given to it whatever property could, under any
+ decent pretext of public policy and by Act of Parliament, be taken
+ away from the Free Church. If the pretext of the inability of the
+ Free Church to administer its own estate had not been forthcoming,
+ some other pretext must and would have been discovered.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Having regard, then, to 5 Edward VII., chapter 12, how ought one to
+ feel towards the decision of the House of Lords in the Scottish
+ Churches case? In public life you can usually huddle up anything, if
+ only all parties, for reasons, however diverse, of their own, are
+ agreed upon what is to be done. Like many another Act of Parliament, 5
+ Edward VII., chapter 12, was bought with a sum of money. Nobody, not
+ even Lord Robertson, really wanted to debate or discuss it, least of
+ all to discover the philosophy of it. But in an essay you can huddle
+ up nothing. At all hazards, you must go on. This is why so many
+ essayists have been burnt alive.
+</p>
+<p>
+ <i>First</i>.&mdash;Was the decision wrong? 'Yes' or 'No.' If it was right&mdash;
+</p>
+<p>
+ <i>Second</i>.&mdash;Was the law, in pursuance of which the decision was given,
+ so manifestly unjust as to demand, not the alteration of the law for
+ the future, but the passage through Parliament, <i>ex post facto</i>, of an
+ Act to prevent the decision from taking effect between the parties
+ according to its tenour?
+</p>
+<p>
+ <i>Third</i>.&mdash;Supposing the decision to be right, and the law it expounded
+ just and reasonable in general, was there anything in the peculiar
+ circumstances of the successful litigant, and in the sources from
+ which a considerable portion of the property was derived, to justify
+ Parliamentary interference and the provisions of 5 Edward VII.,
+ chapter 12?
+</p>
+<p>
+ <i>Number Three</i>, being the easiest way out of the difficulty, has been
+ adopted. The <i>decision</i> remains untouched, the <i>law</i> it expounds
+ remains unaltered&mdash;nothing has gone, except the <i>order</i> of the Final
+ Court giving effect to the untouched decision and to the unaltered
+ law. <i>That</i> has been tampered with for the reasons suggested in
+ <i>Number Three</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ John Locke was fond of referring questions to something he called 'the
+ bulk of mankind'&mdash;an undefinable, undignified, unsalaried body, of
+ small account at the beginning of controversies, but all-powerful at
+ their close.
+</p>
+<p>
+ My own belief is that eventually 'the bulk of mankind' will say
+ bluntly that the House of Lords went wrong in these cases, and that
+ the Act of Parliament was hastily patched up to avert wrong, and to
+ do substantial justice between the parties.
+</p>
+<p>
+ If asked, What can 'the bulk of mankind' know about law? I reply, with
+ great cheerfulness, 'Very little indeed.' But suppose that the
+ application of law to a particular <i>lis</i> requires precise and full
+ knowledge of all that happened during an ecclesiastical contest, and,
+ in addition, demands a grasp of the philosophy of religion, and the
+ ascertainment of true views as to the innate authority of a church and
+ the development of doctrine, would there be anything very surprising
+ if half a dozen eminent authorities in our Courts of Law and Equity
+ were to go wrong?
+</p>
+<p>
+ Between a frank admission of an incomplete consideration of a
+ complicated and badly presented case and such blunt <i>ex post facto</i>
+ legislation as 5 Edward VII., chapter 12, I should have preferred the
+ former. The Act is what would once have been called a dangerous
+ precedent. To-day precedents, good or bad, are not much considered. If
+ we want to do a thing, we do it, precedent or no precedent. So far we
+ have done so very little that the question has hardly arisen. If our
+ Legislature ever reassumes activity under new conditions, and in
+ obedience to new impulses, it may be discovered whether bad precedents
+ are dangerous or not.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>
+ THE END
+</h3>
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+IN THE NAME OF THE BODLEIAN
+AND OTHER ESSAYS
+
+
+By
+
+AUGUSTINE BIRRELL
+
+
+HONORARY FELLOW OF TRINITY HALL, CAMBRIDGE
+
+
+_'Peace be with the soul of that charitable and courteous author who
+for the common benefit of his fellow-authors introduced the ingenious
+way of miscellaneous writing.'_--LORD SHAFTESBURY.
+
+
+LONDON
+
+1906
+
+
+
+
+AUTHOR'S NOTE
+
+The first paper appeared in the _Outlook_, New York, the one on Mr.
+Bradlaugh in the _Nineteenth Century_, and some of the others at
+different times in the _Speaker_.
+
+3, NEW SQUARE,
+LINCOLN'S INN.
+
+
+
+
+ CONTENTS
+
+ I. 'IN THE NAME OF THE BODLEIAN'
+ II. BOOKWORMS
+ III. CONFIRMED READERS
+ IV. FIRST EDITIONS
+ V. GOSSIP IN A LIBRARY
+ VI. LIBRARIANS AT PLAY
+ VII. LAWYERS AT PLAY
+ VIII. THE NON-JURORS
+ IX. LORD CHESTERFIELD
+ X. THE JOHNSONIAN LEGEND
+ XI. BOSWELL AS BIOGRAPHER
+ XII. OLD PLEASURE GARDENS
+ XIII. OLD BOOKSELLERS
+ XIV. A FEW WORDS ABOUT COPYRIGHT IN BOOKS
+ XV. HANNAH MORE ONCE MORE
+ XVI. ARTHUR YOUNG
+ XVII. THOMAS PAINE
+ XVIII. CHARLES BRADLAUGH
+ XIX. DISRAELI _EX RELATIONE_ SIR WILLIAM FRASER
+ XX. A CONNOISSEUR
+ XXI. OUR GREAT MIDDLE CLASS
+ XXII. TAR AND WHITEWASH
+ XXIII. ITINERARIES
+ XXIV. EPITAPHS
+ XXV. 'HANSARD'
+ XXVI. CONTEMPT OF COURT
+ XXVII. 5 EDWARD VII., CHAPTER 12
+
+
+
+
+'IN THE NAME OF THE BODLEIAN'
+
+
+With what feelings, I wonder, ought one to approach in a famous
+University an already venerable foundation, devoted by the last will
+and indented deed of a pious benefactor to the collection and housing
+of books and the promotion of learning? The Bodleian at this moment
+harbours within its walls well-nigh half a million of printed volumes,
+some scores of precious manuscripts in all the tongues, and has become
+a name famous throughout the whole civilized world. What sort of a
+poor scholar would he be whose heart did not beat within him when, for
+the first time, he found himself, to quote the words of 'Elia,' 'in
+the heart of learning, under the shadow of the mighty Bodley'?
+
+Grave questions these! 'The following episode occurred during one of
+Calverley's (then Blayds) appearances at "Collections," the Master
+(Dr. Jenkyns) officiating. _Question_: "And with what feelings, Mr.
+Blayds, ought we to regard the decalogue?" Calverley who had no very
+clear idea of what was meant by the decalogue, but who had a due sense
+of the importance both of the occasion and of the question, made the
+following reply: "Master, with feelings of devotion, mingled with
+awe!" "Quite right, young man; a very proper answer," exclaimed the
+Master.'[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: _Literary Remains of C.S. Calverley_, p. 31.]
+
+'Devotion mingled with awe' might be a very proper answer for me to
+make to my own questions, but possessing that acquaintance with the
+history of the most picturesque of all libraries which anybody can
+have who loves books enough to devote a dozen quiet hours of
+rumination to the pages of Mr. Macray's _Annals of the Bodleian
+Library_, second edition, Oxford, 'at the Clarendon Press, 1890,' I
+cannot honestly profess to entertain in my breast, with regard to it,
+the precise emotions which C.S.C. declared took possession of him when
+he regarded the decalogue. A great library easily begets affection,
+which may deepen into love; but devotion and awe are plants hard to
+rear in our harsh climate; besides, can it be well denied that there
+is something in a huge collection of the ancient learning, of
+mediaeval folios, of controversial pamphlets, and in the thick black
+dust these things so woefully collect, provocative of listlessness and
+enervation and of a certain Solomonic dissatisfaction? The two writers
+of modern times, both pre-eminently sympathetic towards the past, who
+have best described this somewhat melancholy and disillusioned frame
+of mind are both Americans: Washington Irving, in two essays in _The
+Sketch-Book_, 'The Art of Bookmaking' and 'The Mutability of
+Literature'; and Nathaniel Hawthorne, in many places, but notably in
+that famous chapter on 'The Emptiness of Picture Galleries,' in _The
+Marble Faun_.
+
+It is perhaps best not to make too great demands upon our slender
+stock of deep emotions, not to rhapsodize too much, or vainly to
+pretend, as some travellers have done, that to them the collections
+of the Bodleian, its laden shelves and precious cases, are more
+attractive than wealth, fame, or family, and that it was stern Fate
+that alone compelled them to leave Oxford by train after a visit
+rarely exceeding twenty-four hours in duration.
+
+Sir Thomas Bodley's Library at Oxford is, all will admit, a great and
+glorious institution, one of England's sacred places; and springing,
+as it did, out of the mind, heart, and head of one strong, efficient,
+and resolute man, it is matter for rejoicing with every honest
+gentleman to be able to observe how quickly the idea took root,
+how well it has thriven, by how great a tradition it has become
+consecrated, and how studiously the wishes of the founder in all their
+essentials are still observed and carried out.
+
+Saith the prophet Isaiah, 'The liberal deviseth liberal things; and by
+liberal things he shall stand.' The name of Thomas Bodley still stands
+all the world over by the liberal thing he devised.
+
+A few pages about this 'second Ptolemy' will be grudged me by none but
+unlettered churls.
+
+He was a west countryman, an excellent thing to be in England if you
+want backing through thick and thin, and was born in Exeter on March
+2nd, 1544--a most troublesome date. It seems our fate in the old home
+never to be for long quit of the religious difficulty--which is very
+hard upon us, for nobody, I suppose, would call the English a
+'religious' people. Little Thomas Bodley opened his eyes in a land
+distracted with the religious difficulty. Listen to his own words;
+they are full of the times: 'My father, in the time of Queen Mary,
+being noted and known to be an enemy to Popery, was so cruelly
+threatened and so narrowly observed by those that maliced his
+religion, that for the safeguard of himself and my mother, who was
+wholly affected as my father, he knew no way so secure as to fly into
+Germany, where after a while he found means to call over my mother
+with all his children and family, whom he settled for a time in Wesel
+in Cleveland. (For there, there were many English which had left their
+country for their conscience and with quietness enjoyed their meetings
+and preachings.) From thence he removed to the town of Frankfort,
+where there was in like sort another English congregation. Howbeit we
+made no longer tarriance in either of these two towns, for that my
+father had resolved to fix his abode in the city of Geneva.'
+
+Here the Bodleys remained 'until such time as our Nation was
+advertised of the death of Queen Mary and the succession of Elizabeth,
+with the change of religion which caused my father to hasten into
+England.'
+
+In Geneva young Bodley and his brothers enjoyed what now would be
+called great educational advantages. Small creature though he was, he
+yet attended, so he says, the public lectures of Chevalerius in
+Hebrew, Bersaldus in Greek, and of Calvin and Beza in Divinity. He
+had also 'domestical teachers,' and was taught Homer by Robert
+Constantinus, who was the author of a Greek lexicon, a luxury in those
+days.
+
+On returning to England, Bodley proceeded, not to Exeter College, as
+by rights he should have done, but to Magdalen, where he became a
+'reading man,' and graduated Bachelor of Arts in 1563. The next year
+he shifted his quarters to Merton, where he gave public lectures on
+Greek. In 1566 he became a Master of Arts, took to the study of
+natural philosophy, and three years later was Junior Proctor. He
+remained in residence until 1576, thus spending seventeen years in the
+University. In the last-mentioned year he obtained leave of absence to
+travel on the Continent, and for four years he pursued his studies
+abroad, mastering the French, Spanish, and Italian languages. Some
+short time after his return home he obtained an introduction to Court
+circles and became an Esquire to Queen Elizabeth, who seems to have
+entertained varying opinions about him, at one time greatly commending
+him and at another time wishing he were hanged--an awkward wish on
+Tudor lips. In 1588 Bodley married a wealthy widow, a Mrs. Ball, the
+daughter of a Bristol man named Carew. As Bodley survived his wife and
+had no children, a good bit of her money remains in the Bodleian to
+this day. Blessed be her memory! Nor should the names of Carew and
+Ball be wholly forgotten in this connection. From 1588 to 1596 Bodley
+was in the diplomatic service, chiefly at The Hague, where he did good
+work in troublesome times. On being finally recalled from The Hague,
+Bodley had to make up his mind whether to pursue a public life. He
+suffered from having too many friends, for not only did Burleigh
+patronize him, but Essex must needs do the same. No man can serve two
+masters, and though to be the victim of the rival ambitions of greater
+men than yourself is no uncommon fate, it is a currish one. Bodley
+determined to escape it, and to make for himself after a very
+different fashion a name _aere perennius_.
+
+ 'I resolved thereupon to possess my soul in peace all the residue
+ of my days, to take my full farewell of State employments, to
+ satisfy my mind with the mediocrity of worldly living that I had of
+ mine own, and so to retire me from the Court.'
+
+But what was he to do?
+
+ 'Whereupon, examining exactly for the rest of my life what course I
+ might take, and having sought all the ways to the wood to select
+ the most proper, I concluded at the last to set up my staff at the
+ Library door in Oxford, being thoroughly persuaded that in my
+ solitude and surcease from the Commonwealth affairs I could not
+ busy myself to better purpose than by reducing that place (which
+ then in every part lay ruined waste) to the publick use of
+ students.'
+
+It is pleasant to be admitted into the birth-chamber of a great idea
+destined to be translated into action. Bodley proceeds to state the
+four qualifications he felt himself to possess to do this great bit of
+work: first, the necessary knowledge of ancient and modern tongues and
+of 'sundry other sorts of scholastical literature'; second, purse
+ability; third, a great store of honourable friends; and fourth,
+leisure.
+
+Bodley's description of the state of the old library as lying in every
+part ruined and in waste was but too true.
+
+Richard of Bury, the book-loving Bishop of Durham, seems to have been
+the first donor of manuscripts on anything like a large scale to
+Oxford, but the library he founded was at Durham College, which stood
+where Trinity College now stands, and was in no sense a University
+library. The good Bishop, known to all book-hunters as the author of
+the _Philobiblon_, died in 1345, but his collection remained intact,
+subject to rules he had himself laid down, until the dissolution of
+the monasteries, when Durham College, which was attached to a
+religious house, was put up for sale, and its library, like so much
+else of good learning at this sad period, was dispersed and for the
+most part destroyed.
+
+Bodley's real predecessor, the first begetter of a University library,
+was Thomas Cobham, Bishop of Worcester, who in 1320 prepared a chamber
+above a vaulted room in the north-east corner of St. Mary's Church for
+the reception of the books he intended to bestow upon his University.
+When the Bishop of Worcester (as a matter of fact, he had once been
+elected Archbishop of Canterbury; but that is another story, as
+Laurence Sterne has said) died in 1327, it was discovered that he had
+by his will bequeathed his library to Oxford, but he was insolvent! No
+rich relict of a defunct Ball was available for a Bishop in those
+days. The executors found themselves without sufficient estate to pay
+for their testator's funeral expenses, even then the first charge upon
+assets. They are not to be blamed for pawning the library. A good
+friend redeemed the pledge, and despatched the books--all, of course,
+manuscripts--to Oxford. For some reason or another Oriel took them in,
+and, having become their bailee, refused to part with them, possibly
+and plausibly alleging that the University was not in a position to
+give a valid receipt. At Oriel they remained for ten years, when all
+of a sudden the scholars of the University, animated by their
+notorious affection for sound learning and a good 'row,' took Oriel by
+storm, and carried off the books in triumph to Bishop Cobham's room,
+where they remained in chests unread for thirty years. In 1367 the
+University by statute ratified and confirmed its title to the books,
+and published regulations for their use, but the quarrel with Oriel
+continued till 1409, when the Cobham Library was for the first time
+properly furnished and opened as a place for study and reference.
+
+The librarian of the old Cobham Library had an advantage over Mr.
+Nicholson, the Bodley librarian of to-day. Being a clerk in Holy
+Orders before the time when, in Bodley's own phrase, already quoted,
+we 'changed' our religion, he was authorized by the University to say
+masses for the souls of all dead donors of books, whether by gifts
+_inter vivos_ or by bequest.
+
+The first great benefactor of Cobham's Library was Duke Humphrey of
+Gloucester, the youngest son of Henry IV., and perhaps the most
+'pushful' youngest son in our royal annals. Though a dissipated and
+unprincipled fellow, he lives in history as 'the good Duke Humphrey,'
+because he had the sense to patronize learning, collect manuscripts,
+and enrich Universities. He began his gifts to Oxford as early, so say
+some authorities, as 1411, and continued his donations of manuscripts
+with such vivacity that the little room in St. Mary's could no longer
+contain its riches. Hence the resolution of the University in 1444 to
+build a new library over the Divinity School. This new room, which
+was completed in 1480, forms now the central portion of that great
+reading-room so affectionately remembered by thousands of still living
+students.
+
+Duke Humphrey's Library, as the new room was popularly called,
+continued to flourish and receive valuable accessions of manuscripts
+and printed books belonging to divinity, medicine, natural science,
+and literature until the ill-omened year 1550. Oxford has never loved
+Commissioners revising her statutes and reforming her schools, but
+the Commissioners of 1550 were worse than prigs, worse even than
+Erastians: they were barbarians and wreckers. They were deputed by
+King Edward VI., 'in the spirit of the Reformation,' to make an end of
+the Popish superstition. Under their hands the library totally
+disappeared, and for a long while the tailors and shoemakers and
+bookbinders of Oxford were well supplied with vellum, which they found
+useful in their respective callings. It was a hard fate for so
+splendid a collection. True it is that for the most part the contents
+of the library had been rescued from miserable ill-usage in the
+monasteries and chapter-houses where they had their first habitations,
+but at last they had found shelter over the Divinity School of a great
+University. There at least they might hope to slumber. But our
+Reformers thought otherwise. The books and manuscripts being thus
+dispersed or destroyed, a prudent if unromantic Convocation exposed
+for sale the wooden shelves, desks, and seats of the old library, and
+so made a complete end of the whole concern, thus making room for
+Thomas Bodley.
+
+On February 23, 1597/8, Thomas Bodley sat himself down in his London
+house and addressed to the Vice-Chancellor of his University a certain
+famous letter:
+
+ 'SIR,
+ 'Altho' you know me not as I suppose, yet for the farthering of an
+ offer of evident utilitie to your whole University I will not be
+ too scrupulous in craving your assistance. I have been alwaies of
+ a mind that if God of his goodness should make me able to do
+ anything for the benefit of posteritie, I would shew some token of
+ affiction that I have ever more borne to the studies of good
+ learning. I know my portion is too slender to perform for the
+ present any answerable act to my willing disposition, but yet to
+ notify some part of my desire in that behalf I have resolved thus
+ to deal. Where there hath been heretofore a public library in
+ Oxford which you know is apparent by the room itself remaining and
+ by your statute records, I will take the charge and cost upon me to
+ reduce it again to its former use and to make it fit and handsome
+ with seats and shelves and desks and all that may be needful to
+ stir up other mens benevolence to help to furnish it with books.
+ And this I purpose to begin as soon as timber can be gotten to the
+ intent that you may be of some speedy profit of my project. And
+ where before as I conceive it was to be reputed but a store of
+ books of divers benefactors because it never had any lasting
+ allowance for augmentation of the number or supply of books
+ decayed, whereby it came to pass that when those that were in being
+ were either wasted or embezzled, the whole foundation came to ruin.
+ To meet with that inconvenience, I will so provide hereafter (if
+ God do not hinder my present design) as you shall be still assured
+ of a standing annual rent to be disbursed every year in buying of
+ books, or officers stipends and other pertinent occasions, with
+ which provision and some order for the preservation of the place
+ and the furniture of it from accustomed abuses, it may perhaps in
+ time to come prove a notable treasure for the multitude of volumes,
+ an excellent benefit for the use and ease of students, and a
+ singular ornament of the University.'
+
+The letter does not stop here, but my quotation has already probably
+wearied most of my readers, though for my own part I am not ashamed to
+confess that I seldom tire of retracing with my own hand the
+_ipsissima verba_ whereby great and truly notable gifts have been
+bestowed upon nations or Universities or even municipalities for the
+advancement of learning and the spread of science. Bodley's language
+is somewhat involved, but through it glows the plain intention of an
+honest man.
+
+Convocation, we are told, embraced the offer with wonderful alacrity,
+and lost no time in accepting it in good Latin.
+
+From February, 1598, to January, 1613 (when he died), Bodley was happy
+with as glorious a hobby-horse as ever man rode astride upon. Though
+Bodley, in one of his letters, modestly calls himself a mere
+'smatterer,' he was, as indeed he had the sense to recognise,
+excellently well fitted to be a collector of books, being both a good
+linguist and personally well acquainted with the chief cities of the
+Continent and with their booksellers. He was thus able to employ
+well-selected agents in different parts of Europe to buy books on his
+account, which it was his pleasure to receive, his rapture to unpack,
+his pride to despatch in what he calls 'dry-fats'--that is,
+weather-tight chests--to Dr. James, the first Bodley librarian.
+Despite growing and painful infirmities (stone, ague, dropsy), Bodley
+never even for a day dismounted his hobby, but rode it manfully to the
+last. Nor had he any mean taint of nature that might have grudged
+other men a hand in the great work. The more benefactors there were,
+the better pleased was Bodley. He could not, indeed--for had he not
+been educated at Geneva and attended the Divinity Lectures of Calvin
+and Beza?--direct Dr. James to say masses for the souls of such donors
+of money or books as should die, but he did all a poor Protestant can
+do to tempt generosity: he opened and kept in a very public place in
+the library a great register-book, containing the names and titles of
+all benefactors. Bodley was always on the look-out for gifts and
+bequests from his store of honourable friends; and in the case of Sir
+Henry Savile he even relaxed the rule against lending books from the
+library, because, as he frankly admits to Dr. James, he had hopes
+(which proved well founded) that Sir Henry would not forget his
+obligations to the Bodleian.
+
+The library was formally opened on November 8, 1602, and then
+contained some 2,000 volumes. Two years later its founder was knighted
+by King James, who on the following June directed letters patent to be
+issued styling the library by the founder's name and licensing the
+University to hold land in mortmain for its maintenance. The most
+learned and by no means the most foolish of our Kings, this same James
+I., visited the Bodleian in May, 1605. Sir Thomas was not present.
+There it was that the royal pun was made that the founder's name
+should have been Godly and not Bodley. King James handled certain old
+manuscripts with the familiarity of a scholar, and is reported to have
+said, I doubt not with perfect sincerity, that were he not King James
+he would be an University man, and that were it his fate at any time
+to be a captive, he would wish to be shut up in the Bodleian and to be
+bound with its chains, consuming his days amongst its books as his
+fellows in captivity. Indeed, he was so carried away by the atmosphere
+of the place as to offer to present to the Bodleian whatever books Sir
+Thomas Bodley might think fit to lay hands upon in any of the royal
+libraries, and he kept this royal word so far as to confirm the gift
+under the Privy Seal. But there it seems to have stopped, for the
+Bodleian does not contain any volumes traceable to this source. The
+King's librarians probably obstructed any such transfer of books.
+
+Authors seem at once to have recognised the importance of the library,
+and to have made presentation copies of their works, and in 1605 we
+find Bacon sending a copy of his _Advancement of Learning_ to Bodley,
+with a letter in which he said: 'You, having built an ark to save
+learning from deluge, deserve propriety [ownership] in any new
+instrument or engine whereby learning should be improved or advanced.'
+The most remarkable letter Bodley ever wrote, now extant, is one to
+Bacon; but it has no reference to the library, only to the Baconian
+philosophy. We do not get many glimpses of Bodley's habits of life or
+ways of thinking, but there is no difficulty in discerning a
+strenuous, determined, masterful figure, bent during his later years,
+perhaps tyrannously bent, on effecting his object. He was not, we
+learn from a correspondent, 'hasty to write but when the posts do urge
+him, saying there need be no answer to your letters till more leisure
+breed him opportunity.' 'Words are women, deeds are men,' is another
+saying of his which I reprint without comment.
+
+By an indenture dated April 20, 1609, Bodley, after reciting how he
+had, out of his zealous affection to the advancement of learning,
+lately erected upon the ruins of the old decayed library of Oxford
+University 'a most ample, commodious, and necessary building, as well
+for receipt and conveyance of books as for the use and ease of
+students, and had already furnished the same with excellent writers on
+all sorts of sciences, arts, and tongues, not only selected out of his
+own study and store, but also of others that were freely conferred by
+many other men's gifts,' proceeded to grant to trustees lands and
+hereditaments in Berkshire and in the city of London for the purpose
+of forming a permanent endowment of his library; and so they, or the
+proceeds of sale thereof, have remained unto this day.
+
+Sir Thomas Bodley died on January 20, 1613, his last days being
+soothed by a letter he received from the Vice-Chancellor of Oxford
+University condoling his sickness and signifying how much the Heads of
+Houses, etc., prayed for his recovery. A cynical friend--not much of a
+friend, as we shall see--called John Chamberlain, was surprised to
+observe what pleasure this assurance gave to the dying man. 'Whereby,'
+writes Chamberlain to Sir Ralph Winwood, 'I perceive how much fair
+words work, as well upon wise men as upon others, for indeed it did
+affect him very much.'
+
+Bodley was rather put out in his last illness by the refusal of a
+Cambridge doctor, Batter, to come to see him, the doctor saying:
+'Words cannot cure him, and I can do nothing else for him.' There is
+an occasional curtness about Cambridge men that is hard but not
+impossible to reconcile with good feeling.
+
+Bodley's will gave great dissatisfaction to some of his friends,
+including this aforesaid John Chamberlain, and yet, on reading it
+through, it is not easy to see any cause for just complaint. Bodley's
+brother did not grumble, there were no children, Lady Bodley had died
+in 1611, and everybody who knew the testator must have known that the
+library would be (as it was) the great object of his bounty. What
+annoyed Chamberlain seems to be that, whilst he had (so he says,
+though I take leave to doubt it) put down Bodley for some trifle in
+his will, Bodley forgot to mention Chamberlain in his. There is always
+a good deal of human nature exhibited on these occasions. I will
+transcribe a bit of one of this gentleman's grumbling letters,
+written, one may be sure, with no view to publication, the day after
+Bodley's death:
+
+ 'Mr. Gent came to me this morning as it were to bemoan himself of
+ the little regard hath been had of him and others, and indeed for
+ ought I hear there is scant anybody pleased, but for the rest it
+ were no great matter if he had had more consideration or
+ commiseration where there was most need. But he was so carried away
+ with the vanity and vain-glory of his library, that he forgot all
+ other respects and duties, almost of Conscience, Friendship, or
+ Good-nature, and all he had was too little for that work. To say
+ the truth I never did rely much upon his conscience, but I thought
+ he had been more real and ingenuous. I cannot learn that he hath
+ given anything, no, not a good word nor so much as named any old
+ friend he had, but Mr. Gent and Thos. Allen, who like a couple of
+ Almesmen must have his best and second gown, and his best and
+ second cloak, but to cast a colour or shadow of something upon Mr.
+ Gent, he says he forgives him all he owed him, which Mr. Gent
+ protests is never a penny. I must intreat you to pardon me if I
+ seem somewhat impatient on his [_i.e._, Gent's] behalf, who hath
+ been so servile to him, and indeed such a perpetual servant, that
+ he deserved a better reward. Neither can I deny that I have a
+ little indignation for myself that having been acquainted with him
+ for almost forty years, and observed and respected him so much, I
+ should not be remembered with the value of a spoon, or a mourning
+ garment, whereas if I had gone before him (as poor a man as I am),
+ he should not have found himself forgotten.'[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: _Winwood's Memorials_, vol. iii., p. 429.]
+
+Bodley did no more by his will, which is dated January 2, 1613, and is
+all in his own handwriting, than he had bound himself to do in his
+lifetime, and I feel as certain as I can feel about anything that
+happened nearly 300 years ago, that Mr. Gent, of Gloucester Hall, did
+owe Bodley money, though, as many another member of the University of
+Oxford has done with his debts, he forgot all about it.
+
+The founder of the Bodleian was buried with proper pomp and
+circumstance in the chapel of Merton College on March 29, 1613. Two
+Latin orations were delivered over his remains, one, that of John
+Hales (the ever-memorable), a Fellow of Merton, being of no
+inconsiderable length. After all was over, those who had mourning
+weeds or 'blacks' retired, with the Heads of Houses, to the refectory
+of Merton and had a funeral dinner bestowed upon them, 'amounting to
+the sum of £100,' as directed by the founder's will.
+
+The great foundation of Sir Thomas Bodley has, happily for all of us,
+had better fortune than befell the generous gifts of the Bishops of
+Durham and Worcester. The Protestant layman has had the luck, not the
+large-minded prelates of the old religion. Even during the Civil War
+Bodley's books remained uninjured, at all events by the Parliament
+men. 'When Oxford was surrendered [June 24, 1646], the first thing
+General Fairfax did was to set a good guard of soldiers to preserve
+the Bodleian Library. 'Tis said there was more hurt done by the
+Cavaliers [during their garrison] by way of embezzling and cutting of
+chains of books than there was since. He was a lover of learning, and
+had he not taken this special care that noble library had been utterly
+destroyed, for there were ignorant senators enough who would have been
+contented to have it so' (see Macray, p. 101).
+
+Oliver Cromwell, while Lord Protector, presented to the library
+twenty-two Greek manuscripts he had purchased, and, what is more, when
+Bodley's librarian refused the Lord Protector's request to allow the
+Portugal Ambassador to borrow a manuscript, sending instead of the
+manuscript a copy of the statutes forbidding loans, Oliver commended
+the prudence of the founder, and subsequently made the donation just
+mentioned.
+
+A great wave of generosity towards this foundation was early
+noticeable. The Bodleian got hold of men's imaginations. In those days
+there were learned men in all walks of life, and many more who, if not
+learned, were endlessly curious. The great merchants of the city of
+London instructed their agents in far lands to be on the look-out for
+rare things, and transmit them home to find a resting-place in
+Bodley's buildings. All sorts of curiosities found their way
+there--crocodiles, whales, mummies, and black negro-boys in spirits.
+The Ashmolean now holds most of them; the negro-boy has been
+conveniently lost.
+
+In 1649 the total of 2,000 printed books had risen to more than
+12,000--viz., folios, 5,889; quartos, 2,067; octavos, 4,918; whilst of
+manuscripts there were 3,001. One of the first gifts in money came
+from Sir Walter Raleigh, who in 1605 gave £50, whilst among the early
+benefactors of books and manuscripts it were a sin not to name the
+Earl of Pembroke, Archbishop Laud (one of the library's best friends),
+Robert Burton (of the _Anatomy of Melancholy_), Sir Kenelm Digby, John
+Selden, Lord Fairfax, Colonel Vernon, and Barlow, Bishop of Lincoln.
+No nobler library exists in the world than the Bodleian, unless it be
+in the Vatican at Rome. The foundation of Sir Thomas Bodley, though of
+no antiquity, shines with unrivalled splendour in the galaxy of Oxford
+
+ 'Amidst the stars that own another birth.'
+
+I must not say, being myself a Cambridge man, that the Bodleian
+dominates Oxford, yet to many an English, American, and foreign
+traveller to that city, which, despite railway-stations and motor-cars
+and the never-ending villas and perambulators of the Banbury Road,
+still breathes the charm of an earlier age, the Bodleian is the
+pulsing heart of the University. Colleges, like ancient homesteads,
+unless they are yours, never quite welcome you, though ready enough to
+receive with civility your tendered meed of admiration. You wander
+through their gardens, and pace their quadrangles with no sense of
+co-ownership; not for you are their clustered memories. In the
+Bodleian every lettered heart feels itself at home.
+
+Bodley drafted with his own hand the first statutes or rules to be
+observed in his library. Speaking generally, they are wise rules. One
+mistake, indeed, he made--a great mistake, but a natural one. Let him
+give his own reasons:
+
+ 'I can see no good reason to alter my rule for excluding such books
+ as Almanacks, Plays, and an infinite number that are daily printed
+ of very unworthy matters--handling such books as one thinks both
+ the Keeper and Under-Keeper should disdain to seek out, to deliver
+ to any man. Haply some plays may be worthy the keeping--but hardly
+ one in forty.... This is my opinion, wherein if I err I shall err
+ with infinite others; and the more I think upon it, the more it
+ doth distaste me that such kinds of books should be vouchsafed room
+ in so noble a library.'[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: See correspondence in _Reliquiae Bodleianae_, London,
+ 1703.]
+
+'Baggage-books' was the contemptuous expression elsewhere employed to
+describe this 'light infantry' of literature--_Belles Lettres_, as it
+is now more politely designated.
+
+One play in forty is liberal measure, but who is to say out of the
+forty plays which is the one worthy to be housed in a noble library?
+The taste of Vice-Chancellors and Heads of Houses, of keepers and
+under-keepers of libraries--can anybody trust it? The Bodleian is
+entitled by imperial statutes to receive copies of all books published
+within the realm, yet it appears, on the face of a Parliamentary
+return made in 1818, that this 'noble library' refused to find room
+for Ossian, the favourite poet of Goethe and Napoleon, and labelled
+Miss Edgeworth's _Parent's Assistant_ and Miss Hannah More's _Sacred
+Dramas_ 'Rubbish.' The sister University, home though she be of nearly
+every English poet worth reading, rejected the _Siege of Corinth_,
+though the work of a Trinity man; would not take in the _Thanksgiving
+Ode_ of Mr. Wordsworth, of St. John's College; declined Leigh Hunt's
+_Story of Rimini_; vetoed the _Headlong Hall_ of the inimitable
+Peacock, and, most wonderful of all, would have nothing to say to
+Scott's _Antiquary_, being probably disgusted to find that a book with
+so promising a title was only a novel.
+
+Now this is altered, and everything is collected in the Bodleian,
+including, so I am told, Christmas-cards and bills of fare.
+
+Bodley's rule has proved an expensive one, for the library has been
+forced to buy at latter-day prices 'baggage-books' it could have got
+for nothing.
+
+Another ill-advised regulation got rid of duplicates. Thus, when the
+third Shakespeare Folio appeared in 1664, the Bodleian disposed of its
+copy of the First Folio. However, this wrong was righted in 1821,
+when, under the terms of Edmund Malone's bequest, the library once
+again became the possessor of the edition of 1623. Quite lately the
+original displaced Folio has been recovered.
+
+Against lending books Bodley was adamant, and here his rule prevails.
+It is pre-eminently a wise one. The stealing of books, as well as the
+losing of books, from public libraries is a melancholy and ancient
+chapter in the histories of such institutions; indeed, there is too
+much reason to believe that not a few books in the Bodleian itself
+were stolen to start with. But the long possession by such a
+foundation has doubtless purged the original offence. In the National
+Library in Paris is at least one precious manuscript which was stolen
+from the Escurial. There are volumes in the British Museum on which
+the Bodleian looks with suspicion, and _vice versa_. But let sleeping
+dogs lie. Bodley would not give the divines who were engaged upon a
+bigger bit of work even than his library--the translation of the Bible
+into that matchless English which makes King James's version our
+greatest literary possession--permission to borrow 'the one or two
+books' they wished to see.
+
+Bodley's Library has sheltered through three centuries many queer
+things besides books and strangely-written manuscripts in old tongues;
+queerer things even than crocodiles, whales, and mummies--I mean the
+librarians and sub-librarians, janitors, and servants. Oddities many
+of them have been. Honest old Jacobites, non-jurors, primitive
+thinkers, as well as scandalously lazy drunkards and illiterate dogs.
+An old foundation can afford to have a varied experience in these
+matters.
+
+One of the most original of these originals was the famous Thomas
+Hearne, an 'honest gentleman'--that is, a Jacobite--and one whose
+collections and diaries have given pleasure to thousands. He was
+appointed janitor in 1701, and sub-librarian in 1712, but in 1716,
+when an Act of Parliament came into operation which imposed a fine of
+£500 upon anyone who held any public office without taking the oath of
+allegiance to the Hanoverians, Hearne's office was taken away from
+him; but he shared with his King over the water the satisfaction of
+accounting himself still _de jure_, and though he lived till 1735,
+he never failed each half-year to enter his salary and fees as
+sub-librarian as being still unpaid. He was perhaps a little spiteful
+and vindictive, but none the less a fine old fellow. I will write down
+as specimens of his humour a prayer of his and an apology, and then
+leave him alone. His prayer ran as follows:
+
+ 'O most gracious and merciful Lord God, wonderful in Thy
+ Providence, I return all possible thanks to Thee for the care Thou
+ hast always taken of me. I continually meet with most signal
+ instances of this Thy Providence, and one act yesterday, _when I
+ unexpectedly met with three old manuscripts_, for which in a
+ particular manner I return my thanks, beseeching Thee to continue
+ the same protection to me, a poor helpless sinner, and that for
+ Jesus Christ his sake' (_Aubrey's Letters_, i. 118).
+
+His apology, which I do not think was actually published, though kept
+in draft, was after this fashion:
+
+ 'I, Thomas Hearne, A.M. of the University of Oxford, having ever
+ since my matriculation followed my studies with as much application
+ as I have been capable of, and having published several books for
+ the honour and credit of learning, and particularly for the
+ reputation of the foresaid University, am very sorry that by my
+ declining to say anything but what I knew to be true in any of my
+ writings, and especially in the last book I published entituled,
+ &c, I should incur the displeasure of any of the Heads of Houses,
+ and as a token of my sorrow for their being offended at truth, I
+ subscribe my name to this paper and permit them to make what use of
+ it they please.'
+
+Leaping 140 years, an odd tale is thus lovingly recorded of another
+sub-librarian, the Rev. A. Hackman, who died in 1874:
+
+ 'During all the time of his service in the library (thirty-six
+ years) he had used as a cushion in his plain wooden armchair a
+ certain vellum-bound folio, which by its indented side, worn down
+ by continual pressure, bore testimony to the use to which it had
+ been put. No one had ever the curiosity to examine what the book
+ might be, but when, after Hackman's departure from the library, it
+ was removed from its resting-place of years, some amusement was
+ caused by finding that the chief compiler of the last printed
+ catalogue had omitted from his catalogue the volume on which he
+ sat, of which, too, though of no special value, there was no other
+ copy in the library' (Macray, p. 388A).
+
+The spectacle in the mind's eye of this devoted sub-librarian and
+sound divine sitting on the vellum-bound folio for six-and-thirty
+years, so absorbed in his work as to be oblivious of the fact that he
+had failed to include in what was his _magnum opus_, the Great
+Catalogue, the very book he was sitting upon, tickles the midriff.
+
+Here I must bring these prolonged but wholly insufficient observations
+to a very necessary conclusion. Not a word has been said of the great
+collection of bibles, or of the unique copies of the Koran and the
+Talmud and the _Arabian Nights_, or of the Dante manuscripts, or of
+Bishop Tanner's books (many bought on the dispersion of Archbishop
+Sancroft's great library), which in course of removal by water from
+Norwich to Oxford fell into the river and remained submerged for
+twenty hours, nor of many other splendid benefactions of a later date.
+
+One thing only remains, not to be said, but to be sent round--I mean
+the hat. Ignominious to relate, this glorious foundation stands in
+need of money. Shade of Sir Thomas Bodley, I invoke thy aid to loosen
+the purse-strings of the wealthy! The age of learned and curious
+merchants, of high-spirited and learning-loving nobles, of
+book-collecting bishops, of antiquaries, is over. The Bodleian cannot
+condescend to beg. It is too majestical. But I, an unauthorized
+stranger, have no need to be ashamed.
+
+Especially rich is this great library in _Americana_, and America
+suggests multi-millionaires. The rich men of the United States have
+been patriotically alive to the first claims of their own richly
+endowed universities, and long may they so continue; but if by any
+happy chance any one of them should accidentally stumble across an odd
+million or even half a million of dollars hidden away in some casual
+investment he had forgotten, what better thing could he do with it
+than send it to this, the most famous foundation of his Old Home? It
+would be acknowledged by return of post in English and in Latin, and
+the donor's name would be inscribed, not indeed (and this is a
+regrettable lapse) in that famous old register which Bodley provided
+should always be in a prominent place in his library, but in the
+Annual Statement of Accounts now regularly issued. To be associated
+with the Bodleian is to share its fame and partake of the blessing it
+has inherited. 'The liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal
+things he shall stand.'
+
+
+
+BOOKWORMS
+
+
+Great is bookishness and the charm of books. No doubt there are times
+and seasons in the lives of most reading men when they rebel against
+the dust of libraries and kick against the pricks of these monstrously
+accumulated heaps of words. We all know 'the dark hour' when the
+vanity of learning and the childishness of merely literary things are
+brought home to us in such a way as almost to avail to put the pale
+student out of conceit with his books, and to make him turn from his
+best-loved authors as from a friend who has outstayed his welcome,
+whose carriage we wish were at the door. In these unhappy moments we
+are apt to call to mind the shrewd men we have known, who have been
+our blithe companions on breezy fells, heathery moor, and by the
+stream side, who could neither read nor write, or who, at all events,
+but rarely practised those Cadmean arts. Yet they could tell the time
+of day by the sun, and steer through the silent night by the stars;
+and each of them had--as Emerson, a very bookish person, has said--a
+dial in his mind for the whole bright calendar of the year. How racy
+was their talk; how wise their judgments on men and things; how well
+they did all that at the moment seemed worth doing; how universally
+useful was their garnered experience--their acquired learning! How
+wily were these illiterates in the pursuit of game--how ready in an
+emergency! What a charm there is about out-of-door company! Who would
+not sooner have spent a summer's day with Sir Walter's humble friend,
+Tom Purday, than with Mr. William Wordsworth of Rydal Mount! It is, we
+can only suppose, reflections such as these that make country
+gentlemen and farmers the sworn foes they are of education and the
+enemies of School Boards.
+
+I only indicate this line of thought to condemn it. Such temptations
+come from below. Great, we repeat, is bookishness and the charm of
+books. Even the writings, the ponderous writings, of that portentous
+parson, the Rev. T.F. Dibdin, with all their lumbering gaiety and
+dust-choked rapture over first editions, are not hastily to be sent
+packing to the auction-room. Much red gold did they cost us, these
+portly tomes, in bygone days, and on our shelves they shall remain
+till the end of our time, unless our creditors intervene--were it only
+to remind us of years when our enthusiasms were pure though our tastes
+may have been crude.
+
+Some years ago Mr. Blades, the famous printer and Caxtonist, published
+in vellum covers a small volume which he christened _The Enemies of
+Books_. It made many friends, and now a revised and enlarged version
+in comely form, adorned with pictures, and with a few prefatory words
+by Dr. Garnett, has made its appearance. Mr. Blades himself has left
+this world for a better one, where--so piety bids us believe--neither
+fire nor water nor worm can despoil or destroy the pages of heavenly
+wisdom. But the book-collector must not be caught nursing mere
+sublunary hopes. There is every reason to believe that in the realms
+of the blessed the library, like that of Major Ponto, will be small
+though well selected. Mr. Blades had, as his friend Dr. Garnett
+observes, a debonair spirit--there was nothing fiery or controversial
+about him. His attitude towards the human race and its treatment of
+rare books was rather mournful than angry. For example, under the head
+of 'Fire,' he has occasion to refer to that great destruction of books
+of magic which took place at Ephesus, to which St. Luke has called
+attention in his Acts of the Apostles. Mr. Blades describes this
+holocaust as righteous, and only permits himself to say in a kind of
+undertone that he feels a certain mental disquietude and uneasiness at
+the thought of the loss of more than £18,000 worth of books, which
+could not but have thrown much light (had they been preserved) on
+many curious questions of folk-lore. Personally, I am dead against the
+burning of books. A far worse, because a corrupt, proceeding, was the
+scandalously horrid fate that befell the monastic libraries at our
+disgustingly conducted, even if generally beneficent, Reformation. The
+greedy nobles and landed gentry, who grabbed the ancient foundations
+of the old religion, cared nothing for the books they found cumbering
+the walls, and either devoted them to vile domestic uses or sold them
+in shiploads across the seas. It may well be that the monks--fine,
+lusty fellows!--cared more for the contents of their fish-ponds than
+of their libraries; but, at all events, they left the books alone to
+take their chance--they did not rub their boots with them or sell them
+at the price of old paper. A man need have a very debonair spirit who
+does not lose his temper over our blessed Reformation. Mr. Blades, on
+the whole, managed to keep his.
+
+Passing from fire, Mr. Blades has a good deal to say about water, and
+the harm it has been allowed to do in our collegiate and cathedral
+libraries. With really creditable composure he writes: 'Few old
+libraries in England are now so thoroughly neglected as they were
+thirty years ago. The state of many of our collegiate and cathedral
+libraries was at that time simply appalling. I could mention many
+instances--one especially--where, a window having been left broken for
+a long time, the ivy had pushed through and crept over a row of books,
+each of which was worth hundreds of pounds. In rainy weather the water
+was conducted as by a pipe along the tops of the books, and soaked
+through the whole.' Ours is indeed a learned Church. Fancy the mingled
+amazement and dismay of the Dean and Chapter when they were informed
+that all this mouldering literary trash had 'boodle' in it. 'In
+another and a smaller collection the rain came through on to a
+bookcase through a sky-light, saturating continually the top shelf,
+containing Caxtons and other English books, one of which, although
+rotten, was sold soon after by permission of the Charity Commissioners
+for £200.' Oh, those scoundrelly Charity Commissioners! How
+impertinent has been their interference with the loving care and
+guardianship of the Lord's property by His lawfully consecrated
+ministers! By the side of these anthropoid apes, the genuine
+bookworm, the paper-eating insect, ravenous as he once was, has done
+comparatively little mischief. Very little seems known of the
+creature, though the purchaser of Mr. Blades's book becomes the owner
+of a life-size portrait of the miscreant in one, at all events, of his
+many shapes. Mr. Birdsall, of Northampton, sent Mr. Blades, in 1879,
+by post, a fat little worm he had found in an old volume. Mr. Blades
+did all, and more than all, that could be expected of a humane man to
+keep the creature alive, actually feeding him with fragments of
+Caxtons and seventeenth-century literature; but it availed not, for in
+three weeks the thing died, and as the result of a post-mortem was
+declared to be _Aecophera pseudopretella_. Some years later Dr.
+Garnett, who has spent a long life obliging men of letters, sent Mr.
+Blades two Athenian worms, which had travelled to this country in a
+Hebrew Commentary; but, lovely and pleasant in their lives, in their
+deaths they were not far divided. Mr. Blades, at least, mourned their
+loss. The energy of bookworms, like that of men, greatly varies. Some
+go much farther than others. However fair they may start on the same
+folio, they end very differently. Once upon a time 212 worms began to
+eat their way through a stout folio printed in the year 1477, by Peter
+Schoeffer, of Mentz. It was an ungodly race they ran, but let me trace
+their progress. By the time the sixty-first page was reached all but
+four had given in, either slinking back the way they came, or
+perishing _en route_. By the time the eighty-sixth page had been
+reached but one was left, and he evidently on his last legs, for he
+failed to pierce his way through page 87. At the other end of the same
+book another lot of worms began to bore, hoping, I presume, to meet
+in the middle, like the makers of submarine tunnels, but the last
+survivor of this gang only reached the sixty ninth page from the end.
+Mr. Blades was of opinion that all these worms belonged to the
+_Anobium pertinax_. Worms have fallen upon evil days, for, whether
+modern books are readable or not, they have long since ceased to be
+edible. The worm's instinct forbids him to 'eat the china clay, the
+bleaches, the plaster of Paris, the sulphate of barytes, the scores of
+adulterants now used to mix with the fibre.' Alas, poor worm! Alas,
+poor author! Neglected by the _Anobium pertinax_, what chance is
+there of anyone, man or beast, a hundred years hence reaching his
+eighty-seventh page!
+
+Time fails me to refer to bookbinders, frontispiece collectors,
+servants and children, and other enemies of books; but the volume I
+refer to is to be had of the booksellers, and is a pleasant volume,
+worthy of all commendation. Its last words set me thinking; they are:
+
+ 'Even a millionaire will ease his toils, lengthen his life, and add
+ 100 per cent. to his daily pleasures, if he becomes a bibliophile;
+ while to the man of business with a taste for books, who through
+ the day has struggled in the battle of life, with all its
+ irritating rebuffs and anxieties, what a blessed season of
+ pleasurable repose opens upon him as he enters his sanctum, where
+ every article wafts him a welcome and every book is a personal
+ friend!'
+
+As for the millionaire, I frankly say I have no desire his life should
+be lengthened, and care nothing about adding 100 per cent. to his
+daily pleasures. He is a nuisance, for he has raised prices nearly 100
+per cent. We curse the day when he was told it was the thing to buy
+old books; and, if he must buy old books, why is he not content with
+the works of Gibbon, Hume, and Robertson, and Flavius Josephus, that
+learned Jew? But it is not the millionaire who set me thinking; it is
+the harassed man of business; and what I am wondering is, whether, in
+sober truth and earnestness, it is possible for him, as he shuts his
+library door and finds himself inside, to forget his rebuffs and
+anxieties--his maturing bills and overdue argosies--and to lose
+himself over a favourite volume. The 'article' that wafts him welcome
+I take to be his pipe. That he will put the 'article' into his mouth
+and smoke it I have no manner of doubt; my dread is lest, in ten
+minutes' time, the book should have dropt into his lap and the man's
+eyes be staring into the fire. But for a' that, and a' that--great is
+bookishness and the charm of books.
+
+
+
+CONFIRMED READERS
+
+
+Dr. Johnson is perhaps our best example of a confirmed reader. Malone
+once found him sitting in his room roasting apples and reading a
+history of Birmingham. This staggered even Malone, who was himself a
+somewhat far-gone reader.
+
+'Don't you find it rather dull?' he ventured to inquire.
+
+'Yes,' replied the Sage, 'it is dull.'
+
+Malone's eyes then rested on the apples, and he remarked he supposed
+they were for medicine.
+
+'Why, no,' said Johnson; 'I believe they are only there because I
+wanted something to do. I have been confined to the house for a week,
+and so you find me roasting apples and reading the history of
+Birmingham.'
+
+This anecdote pleasingly illustrates the habits of the confirmed
+reader. Nor let the worldling sneer. Happy is the man who, in the
+hours of solitude and depression, can read a history of Birmingham.
+How terrible is the story Welbore Ellis told of Robert Walpole in his
+magnificent library, trying book after book, and at last, with tears
+in his eyes, exclaiming: 'It is all in vain: I cannot read!'
+
+Edmund Malone, the Shakespearian commentator and first editor of
+_Boswell's Johnson_, was as confirmed a reader as it is possible for a
+book-collector to be. His own life, by Sir James Prior, is full of
+good things, and is not so well known as it should be. It smacks of
+books and bookishness.
+
+Malone, who was an Irishman, was once, so he would have us believe,
+deeply engaged in politics; but he then fell in love, and the affair,
+for some unknown reason, ending unhappily, his interest ceased in
+everything, and he was driven as a last resource to books and
+writings. Thus are commentators made. They learn in suffering what
+they observe in the margin. Malone may have been driven to his
+pursuits, but he took to them kindly, and became a vigorous and
+skilful book-buyer, operating in the market both on his own behalf and
+on that of his Irish friends with great success.
+
+His good fortune was enormous, and this although he had a severely
+restricted notion as to price. He was no reckless bidder, like Mr.
+Harris, late of Covent Garden, who, just because David Garrick had a
+fine library of old plays, was determined to have one himself at
+whatever cost. In Malone's opinion half a guinea was a big price for a
+book. As he grew older he became less careful, and in 1805, which was
+seven years before his death, he gave Ford, a Manchester bookseller,
+£25 for the Editio Princeps of _Venus and Adonis_. He already had the
+edition of 1596--a friend had given it him--bound up with
+Constable's and Daniel's Sonnets and other rarities, but he very
+naturally yearned after the edition of 1593. He fondly imagined
+Ford's copy to be unique: there he was wrong, but as he died in that
+belief, and only gave £25 for his treasure, who dare pity him? His
+copy now reposes in the Bodleian. He secured Shakespeare's Sonnets
+(1609) and the first edition of the _Rape of Lucrece_ for two guineas,
+and accounted half a crown a fair average price for quarto copies of
+Elizabethan plays.
+
+Malone was a truly amiable man, of private fortune and endearing
+habits. He lived on terms of intimacy with his brother
+book-collectors, and when they died attended the sale of their
+libraries and bid for his favourite lots, grumbling greatly if they
+were not knocked down to him. At Topham Beauclerk's sale in 1781,
+which lasted nine days, Malone bought for Lord Charlemont 'the
+pleasauntest workes of George Gascoigne, Esquire, with the princely
+pleasures at Kenilworth Castle, 1587.' He got it cheap (£1 7s.), as it
+wanted a few leaves, which Malone thought he had; but to his horror,
+when it came to be examined, it was found to want eleven more leaves
+than he had supposed. 'Poor Mr. Beauclerk,' he writes, 'seems never to
+have had his books examined or collated, otherwise he would have found
+out the imperfections.' Malone was far too good a book-collector to
+suggest a third method of discovering a book's imperfections--namely,
+reading it. Beauclerk's library only realized £5,011, and as the Duke
+of Marlborough had a mortgage upon it of £5,000, there must have been
+after payment of the auctioneer's charges a considerable deficit.
+
+But Malone was more than a book-buyer, more even than a commentator:
+he was a member of the Literary Club, and the friend of Johnson,
+Reynolds, and Burke. On July 28, 1789, he went to Burke's place, the
+Gregories, near Beaconsfield, with Sir Joshua, Wyndham, and Mr.
+Courtenay, and spent three very agreeable days. The following extract
+from the recently published Charlemont papers has interest:
+
+ 'As I walked out before breakfast with Mr. Burke, I proposed to him
+ to revise and enlarge his admirable book on the _Sublime and
+ Beautiful_, which the experience, reading, and observation of
+ thirty years could not but enable him to improve considerably. But
+ he said the train of his thoughts had gone another way, and the
+ whole bent of his mind turned from such subjects, and that he was
+ much fitter for such speculations at the time he published that
+ book than now.'
+
+Between the Burke of 1758 and the Burke of 1789 there was a difference
+indeed, but the forcible expressions, 'the train of my thoughts' and
+'the whole bent of my mind,' serve to create a new impression of the
+tremendous energy and fertile vigour of this amazing man. The next day
+the party went over to Amersham and admired Mr. Drake's trees, and
+listened to Sir Joshua's criticisms of Mr. Drake's pictures. This was
+a fortnight after the taking of the Bastille. Burke's hopes were still
+high. The Revolution had not yet spoilt his temper.
+
+Amongst the Charlemont papers is an amusing tale I do not remember
+having ever seen before of young Philip Stanhope, the recipient of
+Lord Chesterfield's famous letters:
+
+ 'When at Berne, where he passed some of his boyhood in company with
+ Harte and the excellent Mr., now Lord, Eliott (Heathfield of
+ Gibraltar), he was one evening invited to a party where, together
+ with some ladies, there happened to be a considerable number of
+ Bernese senators, a dignified set of elderly gentlemen,
+ aristocratically proud, and perfect strangers to fun. These most
+ potent, grave, and reverend signors were set down to whist, and
+ were so studiously attentive to the game, that the unlucky brat
+ found little difficulty in fastening to the backs of their chairs
+ the flowing tails of their ample periwigs and in cutting,
+ unobserved by them, the tyes of their breeches. This done, he left
+ the room, and presently re-entered crying out, "Fire! Fire!" The
+ affrighted burgomasters suddenly bounced up, and exhibited to the
+ amazed spectators their senatorial heads and backs totally deprived
+ of ornament or covering.'
+
+Young Stanhope was no ordinary child. There is a completeness about
+this jest which proclaims it a masterpiece. One or other of its points
+might have occurred to anyone, but to accomplish both at once was to
+show real distinction.
+
+Sir William Stanhope, Lord Chesterfield's brother, felt no surprise at
+his nephew's failure to acquire the graces. 'What,' said he, 'could
+Chesterfield expect? His mother was Dutch, he was educated at Leipsic,
+and his tutor was a pedant from Oxford.'
+
+Papers which contain anecdotes of this kind carry with them their own
+recommendation. We hear on all sides complaints--and I hold them to be
+just complaints--of the abominable high prices of English books.
+Thirty shillings, thirty-six shillings, are common prices. The thing
+is too barefaced. His Majesty's Stationery Office set an excellent
+example. They sell an octavo volume of 460 closely but well-printed
+pages, provided with an excellent index, for one shilling and
+elevenpence. There is not much editing, but the quality of it is
+good.
+
+If anyone is confined to his room, even as Johnson was when Malone
+found him roasting apples and reading a history of Birmingham, he
+cannot do better than surround himself with the publications of the
+Historical Manuscripts Commission; they will cost him next to nothing,
+tell him something new on every page, revive a host of old memories
+and scores of half-forgotten names, and perhaps tempt him to become a
+confirmed reader.
+
+
+
+FIRST EDITIONS
+
+
+This is an age of great publicity. Not only are our streets well
+lighted, but also our lives. The cosy nooks and corners, crannies, and
+dark places where, in old-fashioned days, men hugged their private
+vices without shamefacedness have been swept away as ruthlessly as
+Seven Dials. All the questionable pursuits, fancies, foibles of silly,
+childish man are discussed grimly and at length in the newspapers and
+magazines. Our poor hobby-horses are dragged out of the stable, and
+made to show their shambling paces before the mob of gentlemen who
+read with ease. There has been much prate lately of as innocent a
+foible as ever served to make men self-forgetful for a few seconds of
+time--the collecting of first editions. Somebody hard up for 'copy'
+denounced this pastime, and made merry over a _virtuoso's_ whim.
+Somebody else--Mr. Slater, I think it was--thought fit to put in a
+defence, and thereupon a dispute arose as to why men bought first
+editions dear when they could buy last editions cheap. Brutal,
+domineering fellows bellowed their complete indifference to
+Shakespeare's Quartos till timid _dilettanti_ turned pale and fled.
+
+The fact, of course, is that in such a dispute as this there is but
+one thing to do--namely, to persuade the Attorney-General of the day
+to enter up a _nolle prosequi_, and for him who collects first
+editions to go on collecting. There is nothing to be serious about in
+the matter. It is not literature. Some of the greatest lovers of
+letters who have ever lived--Dr. Johnson, for example, and Thomas de
+Quincey and Carlyle--have cared no more for first editions than I do
+for Brussels sprouts. You may love Moliere with a love surpassing your
+love of woman without any desire to beggar yourself in Paris by
+purchasing early copies of the plays. You may be perfectly content to
+read Walton's _Lives_ in an edition of 1905, if there is one; and as
+for _Robinson Crusoe_ and _Gulliver_ and the _Vicar of Wakefield_--are
+they not eternal favourites, and just as tickling to the fancy in
+their nineteenth-century dress as in their eighteenth? The whole thing
+is but a hobby--but a paragraph in one chapter of the vast, but most
+agreeable, history of human folly. If John Doe is blankly indifferent
+to Richard Roe's Elizabethan dramatists, it is only fair to remember
+how sublime is Richard's contempt for John's collection of old musical
+instruments. If these gentlemen are wise they will discuss, when they
+meet, the weather, or the Death Duties, or some other extraneous
+subject, and leave their respective hobbies in the stable. Never mind
+what your hobby is--books, prints, drawings, china, scarabaei,
+lepidoptera--keep it to yourself and for those like-minded with you.
+Sweet indeed is the community of interest, delightful the intercourse
+which a common foible begets; but correspondingly bitter and
+distressful is the forced union of nervous zeal and pitiless
+indifference. Spare us the so-called friends who come and gape and
+stare and go! What is more painful than the chatter of the connoisseur
+as it falls upon the long ears of the ignoramus! Collecting is a
+secret sin--the great pushing public must be kept out. It is sheer
+madness to puff and praise your hobby, and to invite Dick, Tom, and
+Harry to inspect your stable: such conduct is to invite rebuff, to
+expose yourself to just animadversion. Keep the beast in its box. This
+is my first advice to the hobby-hunter.
+
+My second piece of advice is equally important, particularly at the
+present time, when the world is too much with us, and it is
+this--never convert a taste into a trade. The moment you become a
+tradesman you cease to be a hobbyist. When the love of money comes in
+at the window the love of books runs out at the door. There has been
+of late years a good deal of sham book-collecting. The morals of the
+Stock Exchange have corrupted even the library. Sordid souls have been
+induced by wily second-hand booksellers to buy books for no other
+reason than because the price demanded was a high one. This is the
+very worst possible reason for buying a book. Whether it is ever wise
+to buy a book, as Aulus Gellius used to do, simply because it is
+cheap, and regardless of its condition, is a debatable point, but to
+buy one dear at the mere bidding of a bookseller is to debase
+yourself. The result of this ungodly traffic has been to enlarge for
+the moment the circle of book-buyers by including in it men with
+commercial instincts, sham hobbyists. But these impostors have been
+lately punished in the only way they could be punished--namely, in
+their pockets--by a heavy fall of prices. The stuff they were induced
+to buy has not, and could not, maintain its price, and the shops are
+now full of the volumes which, seven or ten years ago, fetched fancy
+sums.
+
+If a young book-collector does but bear in mind the two bits of advice
+I have proffered him, he may safely be bidden godspeed and
+congratulated on his choice of a hobby, for it is, without a shadow of
+a doubt, the cheapest he could have chosen. Even without means to
+acquire the treasures of a Quaritch or a Pickering, he may yet derive
+infinite delight from the perusal of the many hundreds of catalogues
+that now weekly issue from the second-hand booksellers in town and
+country. He may write an imaginary letter, ordering the books he has
+previously selected from the catalogue, and then he has only to forget
+to post it to avoid all disagreeable consequences.
+
+The constant turnover of old books is amazing. There seems no rest in
+this world even for folios and quartos. The first edition of old
+Burton's _Anatomy_, printed at Oxford in a small quarto in 1621, rises
+to the surface as a rule no less than four times a year; so, too, does
+Coryat's _Crudities_, hastily gobbled up in five months' travels in
+France, Savoy, Italy, Germany, etc., 1611. What a seething, restless
+place this world is, to be sure! The constant recurrence of copies of
+the same books is almost startling. Hardly a year passes but every
+book of first-rate importance and interest is knocked down to the
+highest bidder. No doubt there are still old libraries where, buried
+in dust and cobwebs, the folios and quartos lie undisturbed; but to
+turn the pages or examine the index of _Book Prices Current_ is to
+have a vision before your eyes of whole regiments of books passing
+and repassing across the stage amidst the loud cries of auctioneers
+and the bidding of booksellers.
+
+In the auction-mart taste is pretty steady. The old favourites hold
+their own. Every now and again an immortal joins their ranks. Puffing
+and pretension may win the ear of the outside public, and extort
+praise from the press, but inside the rooms of a Sotheby, a Puttick,
+or a Hodgson, these foolish persons count for nothing, and their names
+are seldom heard. Were an author to turn the pages of _Book Prices
+Current_, he could hardly fail, as he there read the names of famous
+men of old, to breathe the prayer, 'May my books some day be found
+forming part of this great tidal wave of literature which is for ever
+breaking on Earth's human shores!' But the vanity of authors is
+endless, and their prayers are apt to be but empty things.
+
+
+
+GOSSIP IN A LIBRARY
+
+
+There were no books in Eden, and there will be none in heaven; but
+between times--and it is of those I speak--it is otherwise. Mr. Thomas
+Greenwood, in a most meritorious work on Public Libraries, supplies
+figures which show that, without counting pamphlets (which are books
+gone wrong) or manuscripts (which are books _in terrorem_), there are
+at this present moment upwards of 71,000,000 printed books in bindings
+in the several public libraries of Europe and America. To estimate
+the number and extent of private libraries in those countries is
+impossible. In many large houses there are no books at all--which is
+to make ignorance visible; whilst in many small houses there are, or
+seem to be, nothing else--which is to make knowledge inconvenient; yet
+as there are upwards of 280,000,000 of inhabitants of Europe and
+America, I cannot greatly err if a passion for round numbers drives me
+to the assertion that there are at least 300,000,000 books in these
+countries, not counting bibles and prayer-books. It is a poor show!
+Russia is greatly to blame, her European population of 88,000,000
+being so badly provided for that it brings down the average. Were
+Russia left out in the cold, we might, were our books to be divided
+amongst our population _per capita_, rely upon having two volumes
+apiece. This would not afford Mr. Gosse (the title of one of whose
+books I have stolen) much material for gossip, particularly as his two
+books might easily chance to be duplicates. There are no habits of man
+more alien to the doctrine of the Communist than those of the
+collector, and there is no collector, not even that basest of them
+all, the Belial of his tribe, the man who collects money, whose love
+of private property is intenser, whose sense of the joys of ownership
+is keener than the book-collector's. Mr. William Morris once hinted at
+a good time coming, when at almost every street corner there would be
+a public library, where beautiful and rare books will be kept for
+citizens to examine. The citizen will first wash his hands in a
+parochial basin, and then dry them on a parochial towel, after which
+ritual he will walk in and stand _en queue_ until it comes to be his
+turn to feast his eye upon some triumph of modern or some miracle of
+old typography. He will then return to a bookless home proud and
+satisfied, tasting of the joy that is in widest commonalty spread.
+Alas! he will do nothing of the kind, not, at least, if he is one of
+those in whom the old Adam of the bookstalls still breathes. A public
+library must always be an abomination. To enjoy a book, you must own
+it. 'John Jones his book,' that is the best bookplate. I have never
+admired the much-talked-of bookplate of Grolier, which, in addition to
+his own name, bore the ridiculous advice _Et Amicorum_. Fudge! There
+is no evidence that Grolier ever lent any man a book with his plate
+in it. His collection was dispersed after his death, and then
+sentimentalists fell a-weeping over his supposed generosity. It would
+be as reasonable to commend the hospitality of a dead man because you
+found amongst his papers a vast number of unposted invitations to
+dinner upon a date he long outlived. Sentiment is seldom in place, but
+on a bookplate it is peculiarly odious. To paste in each book an
+invitation to steal it, as Grolier seems to have done, is foolish; but
+so also is it to invoke, as some book-plates do, curses upon the heads
+of all subsequent possessors--as if any man who wanted to add a volume
+to his collection would be deterred by such braggadocio. But this is a
+digression. Public libraries can never satisfy the longings of
+book-collectors any more than can the private libraries of other
+people. Whoever really cared a snap of his fingers for the contents of
+another man's library, unless he is known to be dying? It is a
+humorous spectacle to watch one book-collector exhibiting his stores
+to another. If the owner is a gentleman, as he usually is, he affects
+indifference--'A poor thing,' he seems to say, 'yet mine own'; whilst
+the visitor, if human, as he always is, exhibits disgust. If the
+volume proffered for the visitor's examination is a genuine rarity,
+not in his own collection, he surlily inquires how it was come by;
+whilst if it is no great thing, he testily expresses his astonishment
+it should be thought worth keeping, and this although he has the very
+same edition at home.
+
+On the other hand, though actual visits to other men's libraries
+rarely seem to give pleasure, the perusal of the catalogues of such
+libraries has always been a favourite pastime of collectors; but this
+can be accounted for without in any way aspersing the truth of the
+general statement that the only books a lover of them takes pleasure
+in are his own.
+
+Mr. Gosse's recent volume, _Gossip in a Library_, is a very pleasing
+example of the pleasure taken by a book-hunter in his own books. Just
+as some men and more women assume your interest in the contents of
+their nurseries, so Mr. Gosse seeks to win our ears as he talks to us
+about some of the books on his shelves. He has secured my willing
+attention, and is not likely to be disappointed of a considerable
+audience.
+
+We live in vocal times, when small birds make melody on every bough.
+The old book-collectors were a taciturn race--the Bindleys, the
+Sykeses, the Hebers. They made their vast collections in silence;
+their own tastes, fancies, predilections, they concealed. They never
+gossiped of their libraries; their names are only preserved to us by
+the prices given for their books after their deaths. Bindley's copy
+fetched £3 10s., Sykes' £4 15s. Thus is the buyer of to-day tempted to
+his doom, forgetful of the fact that these great names are only quoted
+when the prices realized at their sales were less than those now
+demanded.
+
+But solacing as is the thought of those grave, silent times,
+indisposed as one often is for the chirpy familiarities of this
+present, it is, or it ought to be, a pious, and therefore pleasant,
+reflection that there never was a time when more people found delight
+in book-hunting, or were more willing to pay for and read about their
+pastime than now.
+
+Rich people may, no doubt, still be met with who think it a serious
+matter to buy a book if it cost more than 3s. 9d. It was recently
+alleged in an affidavit made by a doctor in lunacy that for a
+well-to-do bachelor to go into the Strand, and in the course of the
+same morning spend £5 in the purchase of 'old books,' was a ground for
+belief in his insanity and for locking him up. These, however, are but
+vagaries, for it is certain that the number of people who will read a
+book like Mr. Gosse's steadily increases. This is its justification,
+and it is a complete one. It can never be wrong to give pleasure. To
+talk about books is better than to read about them, but, as a matter
+of hard fact, the opportunities life affords of talking about books
+are very few. The mood and the company seldom coincide; when they do,
+it is delightful, but they seldom do.
+
+Mr. Gosse's book ought not to be read in a fierce, nagging spirit
+which demands, What is the good of this? or, Who cares for that? His
+talk, it must be admitted, is not of masterpieces. The books he takes
+down are--in some instances, at all events--sad trash. Smart's poems,
+for example, in an edition of 1752, which does not contain the
+'David,' is not a book which, viewed baldly and by itself, can be
+honestly described as worth reading. This remark is not prompted by
+jealousy, for I have the book myself, and seldom fail to find the list
+of subscribers interesting, for, among many other famous names, it
+contains those of 'Mr. Gray, Peter's College, Cambridge,' 'Mr. Samuel
+Richardson, editor of _Clarissa_, two books,' and 'Mr. Voltaire,
+Historiographer of France.' There are various Johnsons among the
+subscribers, but not Samuel, who apparently would liefer pray with Kit
+Smart than buy his poetry, thereby showing the doctor's usual piety
+and good sense.[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: 'He insisted on people praying with him, and I'd as lief
+ pray with Kit Smart as with anyone else.']
+
+Although the nagging spirit before referred to is to be deprecated, it
+is sometimes amusing to lose your temper with your own hobby. If a
+book-collector ever does this, he longs to silence whole libraries of
+bad authors. ''Tis an inglorious acquist,' says Joseph Glanvill in his
+famous _Vanity of Dogmatizing_--I quote from the first edition, 1661,
+though the second is the rarer--'to have our heads or volumes laden as
+were Cardinal Campeius his mules, with old and useless luggage.'
+''Twas this vain idolizing of authors,' Glanvill had just before
+observed, 'which gave birth to that silly vanity of _impertinent
+citations_, and inducing authority in things neither requiring nor
+deserving it.' In the same strain he proceeds, 'Methinks 'tis a
+pitiful piece of knowledge that can be learnt from an _Index_ and a
+poor ambition to be rich in the inventory of another's Treasure. To
+boast a _Memory_ (the most that these pedants can aim at) is but an
+humble ostentation. 'Tis better to own a Judgment, though but with a
+_Curta Supellex_ of coherent notions, than a _Memory_ like a sepulchre
+furnished with a load of broken and discarnate bones.' Thus far the
+fascinating Glanvill, whose mode of putting things is powerful.
+
+There are times when the contemplation of huge libraries wearies, and
+when even the names of Bindley and Sykes fail to please. Dr. Johnson's
+library sold at Christie's for £247 9s. Let those sneer who dare. It
+was Johnson, not Bindley, who wrote the _Lives of the Poets_.
+
+But, of course, no sensible man ever really quarrels with his hobby. A
+little petulance every now and again variegates the monotony of
+routine. Mr. Gosse tells us in his book that he cannot resist
+Restoration comedies. The bulk of them he knows to be as bad as bad
+can be. He admits they are not literature--whatever that may
+mean--but he intends to go on collecting them all the same till the
+inevitable hour when Death collects him. This is the true spirit;
+herein lies happiness, which consists in being interested in
+something, it does not much matter what. In this spirit let me take up
+Mr. Gosse's book again, and read what he has to tell about _Pharamond;
+or, the History of France. A Fam'd Romance. In Twelve Parts_, or about
+Mr. John Hopkins' collection of poems, printed by Thomas Warren for
+Bennet Bunbury at the Blue Anchor, in the Lower Walk of the New
+Exchange, 1700. The Romance is dull, and as it occupies more than
+1,100 folio pages may be pronounced tedious, and the poetry is bad,
+but as I do not seriously intend ever to read a line of either the
+Romance or the poetry, this is no great matter.
+
+
+
+LIBRARIANS AT PLAY
+
+
+No man of feeling will grudge the librarians of the universe their
+annual outing. Their pursuits are not indeed entirely sedentary, since
+at times they have to climb tall ladders, but of exercise they must
+always stand in need, and as for air, the exclusively bookish
+atmosphere is as bad for the lungs as it is for the intellectuals. In
+1897 the Second International Library Conference met in London,
+attended several concerts, was entertained by the Marchioness of Bute
+and Lady Lubbock; visited Lambeth Palace and Stafford and Apsley
+Houses; witnessed a special performance of Irving's _Merchant of
+Venice_; were elected honorary members of the City Liberal, Junior
+Athaeneum, National Liberal, and Savage Clubs; and, generally
+speaking, enjoyed themselves after the methods current during that
+period. They also read forty-six papers, which now alone remain a
+stately record of their proceedings.
+
+I have lately spent a pleasant afternoon musing over these papers.
+Their variety is endless, and the dispositions of mind displayed by
+these librarians are wide as the poles asunder. Some of them babble
+like babies, others are evidently austere scholars; some are gravely
+bent on the best methods of classifying catalogues, economizing space,
+and sorting borrowers' cards; others, scorning such mechanical
+details, bid us regard libraries, and consequently librarians, as the
+primary factors in human evolution. 'Where,' asks Mr. Ernest Cushing
+Richardson, the librarian of Princetown University, New Jersey,
+U.S.A., 'lies the germ of the library?' He answers his own question
+after the following convincing fashion: 'At the point where a
+definitely formed concept from another's mind is placed beside one's
+own idea for integration, the result being a definite new form,
+including the substance of both.' The pointsman who presides over this
+junction is the librarian.
+
+The young woman of whom Mr. Matthews, the well-known librarian of
+Bristol, tells us, who, being a candidate for the post of assistant
+librarian, boldly pronounced Rider Haggard to be the author of the
+_Idylls of the King_, Southey of _The Mill on the Floss_, and Mark
+Twain of _Modern Painters_, undoubtedly placed her own ideas at the
+service of Bristol alongside the preconceived conceptions of Mr.
+Matthews; but she was rejected all the same.
+
+To speak seriously, who are librarians, and whence come they in such
+numbers? Of Bodley's librarian we have heard, and all the lettered
+world honours the name of Richard Garnett, late keeper of the printed
+books at the British Museum. But beyond these and half a dozen others
+a great darkness prevails. This ignorance is well illustrated by a
+pleasing anecdote told at the Conference by Mr. MacAlister:
+
+ 'Only the day before yesterday, on the Calais boat, I was
+ introduced to a world-famed military officer who, when he
+ understood I had some connection with the Library Association,
+ exclaimed: "Why, you're just the man I want! I have been anxious of
+ late about my man, old Atkins. You see the old boy, with a stoop,
+ sheltering behind the funnel. Poor old beggar! quite past his work,
+ but as faithful as a dog. It has just occurred to me that if you
+ could shove him into some snug library in the country, I'd be
+ awfully grateful to you. His one fault is a fondness for reading,
+ and so a library would be just the thing."'
+
+The usual titled lady also turned up at the Conference. This time she
+was recommending her late cook for the post of librarian, alleging on
+her behalf the same strange trait of character--her fondness for
+reading. Here, of course, one recalls Mark Pattison's famous dictum,
+'The librarian who reads is lost,' about which there is much to be
+said, both _pro_ and _con_; but we must not be put off our inquiry,
+which is: Who are these librarians, and whence come they? They are the
+custodians of the 70,000,000 printed books (be the numbers a little
+more or less) in the public libraries of the Western world, and they
+come from guarding their treasures. They deserve our friendliest
+consideration. If occasionally their enthusiasm provokes a smile, it
+is, or should be, of the kindliest. When you think of 70,000,000
+books, instinctively you wish to wash your hands. Nobody knows what
+dust is who has not divided his time between the wine-cellar and the
+library. The work of classification, of indexing, of packing away,
+must be endless. Great men have arisen who have grappled with these
+huge problems. We read respectfully of Cutter's rules, which are to
+the librarian even as Kepler's laws to the astronomer. We have also
+heard of Poole's index. We bow our heads. Both Cutter and Poole are
+Americans. The parish of St. Pancras has just, by an overwhelming
+majority, declined to have a free library, and consequently a
+librarian. Brutish St. Pancras!
+
+Libraries are obviously of two kinds: those intended for popular use
+and those meant for the scholar. The ordinary free library, in the
+sense of Mr. Ewart's Act of Parliament of 1850, is a popular library
+where a wearied population turns for distraction. Fiction plays a
+large part. In some libraries 80 per cent. of the books in circulation
+are novels. Hence Mr. Goldwin Smith's splenetic remark, 'People have
+no more right to novels than to theatre-tickets out of the taxes.'
+Quite true; no more they have--or to public gardens or to beautiful
+pictures or to anything save to peep through the railings and down the
+areas of Mr. Gradgrind's fine new house in Park Lane.
+
+When we are considering popular libraries, it does not do to expect
+too much of tired human nature. This popular kind of library was well
+represented--perhaps a little over-represented, at the Conference. All
+our American cousins are not Cutters and Pooles. There was Mr.
+Crunden, who keeps the public library at St. Louis, U.S.A. He is all
+against dull text-books. As a boy he derived his inspiration from
+Sargent's _Standard Speaker_, and the interesting sketch he gives us
+of his education makes us wonder whether amidst his multitudinous
+reading he ever encountered Newman's marvellous description and
+handling of the young and over-read Mr. Brown, which is to be found
+under the heading 'Elementary Studies' in _Lectures and Essays on
+University Subjects_.
+
+I shuddered just a little on reading in Mr. Crunden's paper of the boy
+who, before he was nine, had read Bulfinch's _Age of Chivalry_ and
+_Age of Charlemagne_, Bryant's _Translation of the 'Iliad'_, a prose
+translation of the _Odyssey_, Malory's _King Arthur, and several other
+versions of the Arthurian legend_, Prescott's _Peru and Mexico_,
+Macaulay's _Lays_, Longfellow's _Hiawatha_ and _Miles Standish_, the
+Jungle Books, and other books too numerous to mention. A famous list,
+but perilously long.
+
+Mr. Crunden supports his case for varied reading by quotations from
+all quarters--Dr. William T. Harris, President Eliot, Professor
+Mackenzie, Charles Dudley Warner, Sir John Lubbock--but their scraps
+of wisdom or of folly do not remove my uneasiness about the digestion
+of the little boy who, before he was nine years old, had (not content
+with Malory) read several versions of the Arthurian legend!
+
+Ladies make excellent librarians, and have tender hearts for children,
+and so we find a paper written by a lady librarian, entitled _Books
+that Children Like_. She quotes some interesting letters from
+children: 'I like books about ancient history and books about knights,
+also stories of adventure, and mostly books with a deep plot and
+mystery about them.' 'I do not like _Gulliver's Travels_, because I
+think they are silly.' 'I read _Little Men_. I did not like this
+book.' 'I like _Ivanhoe_, by Scott, better than any.' 'My favourite
+books are _Tom Sawyer_, _Uncle Tom's Cabin_, and _Scudder's American
+History_. I like Tom Sawyer because he was so jolly, Uncle Tom because
+he was so faithful, and Nathan Hale because he was so brave.' These
+are unbought verdicts no wise man will despise.
+
+All this is popular enough. But the unpopular library must not be
+overlooked, for, after all, libraries are for the learned. We must not
+let the babes and sucklings, or the weary seamstress or badgered
+clerk, or even the working-man, ride rough-shod over Salmasius and
+Scaliger. In the papers of Mr. Garnett, Mr. Pollard, Mr. Dziatzko, Mr.
+Cutter, and others, the less popular and nobler side of the library is
+duly exhibited.
+
+My anxiety about these librarians, who are beginning to be a
+profession by themselves, is how they are to be paid. That librarians
+must live is at least as obvious in their case as in that of any other
+class. They must also, if they are to be of any use, be educated. In
+1878 the late Mr. Robert Harrison, who for many years led a grimy life
+in the London Library, advocated £250 as a minimum annual salary for a
+competent librarian. But, as Mr. Ogle, of Bootle, pertinently asked at
+the Conference, 'Are his views yet accepted?' We fear not. Mr. Ogle
+courageously proceeds:
+
+ 'The fear of a charge of trades unionism has long kept librarians
+ silent, but this matter is one of public importance, and affects
+ educational progress. A School-Board rate of 6d. or 1s. is
+ willingly paid to teach our youth to read. Shall an additional 2d.
+ be grudged to turn that reading talent into right and safe
+ channels, where it may work for the public welfare and economy?'
+
+_Festina lente_, good Mr. Ogle, I beseech you. That way fierce
+controversy and, it may be, disaster lies. Do not stir the Philistine
+within us. The British nation is still savage under the skin. It has
+no real love for books, libraries, or librarians. In its hidden heart
+it deems them all superfluous. Anger it, and it may in a fit of temper
+sweep you all away. The loss of our free librarians would indeed be
+grievous. Never again could they meet in conference and read papers
+full of quaint things and odd memories. What, for example, can be more
+amusing than Mr. Cowell's reminiscences of forty years' library work
+in Liverpool, of the primitive days when a youthful Dicky Sam (for so
+do the inhabitants of that city call themselves) mistook the _Flora of
+Liverpool_ for a book either about a ship or a heroine? He knows
+better now. And what shall we say of the Liverpool brushmaker who, at
+a meeting of the library committee, recited a poem in praise of woman,
+containing the following really magnificent line?--
+
+ 'The heart that beats fondest is found in the stays.'
+
+There is nothing in Roscoe or Mrs. Hemans (local bards) one half so
+fine. Long may librarians live and flourish! May their salaries
+increase, if not by leaps and bounds, yet in steady proportions. Yet
+will they do well to remember that books are not everything.
+
+
+
+LAWYERS AT PLAY
+
+
+That dreary morass, that Serbonian bog, the Bacon-Shakespeare
+controversy, has been lately lit up as by the flickering light of a
+will-o'-the-wisp, by the almost simultaneous publication of an
+imaginary charge delivered to an equally imaginary jury by a judge of
+no less eminence than the late Lord Penzance (that tough Erastian) and
+of the still bolder _jeu d'esprit_, _A Report of the Trial of an Issue
+in Westminster Hall_, June 20, 1627, which is the work of the
+unbridled fancy of His Honour Judge Willis, late Treasurer of the
+Inner Temple, and a man most intimately acquainted with the literature
+of the seventeenth century.
+
+Neither production of these playful lawyers, clothed though they be in
+the garb of judicial procedure, is in the least likely to impress the
+lay mind with that sense of 'impartiality' or 'indifference' which is
+supposed to be an attribute of justice, or, indeed, with anything
+save the unfitness of the machinery of an action at law for the
+determination of any matter which invokes the canons of criticism and
+demands the arbitrament of a well-informed and lively taste.
+
+Lord Penzance, who favours the Baconians, made no pretence of
+impartiality, and says outright in his preface that his readers 'must
+not expect to find in these pages an equal and impartial leaning of
+the judge alternately to the case of both parties, as would, I hope,
+be found in any judicial summing-up of the evidence in a real judicial
+inquiry.' And, he adds, 'the form of a summing-up is only adopted for
+convenience, but it is in truth very little short of an argument for
+the plaintiffs, _i.e._, the Baconians.'
+
+Why any man, judge or no judge, who wished to prepare an argument on
+one side of a question should think fit to cast that argument for
+convenience' sake in the form of a judicial summing-up of both sides
+is, and must remain, a puzzle.
+
+Judge Willis, who is a Shakespearean, bold and unabashed, is not
+content with a mere summing-up, but, with a gravity and wealth of
+detail worthy of De Foe, has presented us with what purports to be a
+verbatim report of so much of the proceedings in a suit of Hall _v._
+Russell as were concerned with the trial before a jury of the simple
+issue--whether William Shakespeare, of Stratford-upon-Avon, 'the
+testator in the cause of _Hall v. Russell_,' was the author of the
+plays in the Folio of 1623. We are favoured with the names of counsel
+employed, who snarl at one another with such startling verisimilitude,
+whilst the remarks that fall from the bench do so with such
+naturalness, that it is perhaps not surprising, or any very severe
+reflection upon his literary _esprit_, that a member of the Bar,
+having heard Judge Willis deliver his lecture in the Inner Temple
+Hall, repaired next day to the library to study at his leisure the
+hitherto unnoted case of _Hall v. Russell_. Ten witnesses are put in
+the box to prove the affirmative--that Shakespeare was the author of
+the plays. Mr. Blount and M. Jaggard, the publishers of the Folio,
+give a most satisfactory account of the somewhat crucial point--how
+they came by the manuscripts, with all the amendments and corrections,
+and pass lightly over the fact that those manuscripts had disappeared.
+'Rare Ben Jonson' in the witness-box is a masterpiece of dramatic
+invention; he demolishes Bacon's advocate with magnificent vitality.
+John Selden makes a stately witness, and Francis Meres a very useful
+one. Generally speaking, the weakest part in these interesting
+proceedings is the cross-examination. I have heard the learned judge
+do better in old days. No witnesses are called for the Baconians,
+though all the writings of the great philosopher were put in for what
+they were worth. The Lord Chief Justice, who seems to have been a
+friend of Shakespeare's, sums up dead in his favour, and the jury
+(with whose names we are not supplied, which is a pity--Bunyan or De
+Foe would have given them to us), after a short absence, a quarter of
+an hour, return a Shakespearean verdict, which of course ought by
+rights to make the whole question _res judicata_.
+
+But it has done nothing of the kind. Could we really ask Blount and
+Jaggard how they came by the manuscripts, and who made the
+corrections, and did we believe their replies, why, then a stray
+Baconian here and there might reluctantly abandon his strange fancy;
+but as _Hall v. Russell_ is Judge Willis's joke, it will convert no
+Baconians any more than Dean Sherlock's once celebrated _Trial of the
+Witnesses_ compels belief in the Resurrection.
+
+The question in reality is a compound one. Did Shakespeare write the
+plays? If yes, the matter is at rest. If no--who did? If an author can
+be found--Bacon or anyone else--well and good. If no author can be
+found--Anon. wrote them--a conclusion which need terrify no one, since
+the plays would still remain within our reach, and William
+Shakespeare, apart from the plays, is very little to anybody who has
+not written his life.
+
+But this is not the form the controversy has assumed. The
+anti-Shakespeareans are to a man Baconians, and fondly imagine that if
+only Will Shakespeare were put out of the way their man must step into
+the vacant throne. Lord Penzance in charging his jury told them that
+those of their number 'who had studied the writings of Bacon' and were
+'keenly alive to his marvellous mental powers' would probably have 'no
+difficulty,' if once satisfied that the author they were seeking after
+was _not_ Shakespeare, in finding as a fact that he _was_ Bacon. But
+suppose James Spedding had been on that jury, and, rising in his
+place, had spoken as follows:
+
+ 'My Lord,--If any man has ever studied the writings of Bacon, I
+ have. For twenty-five years I have done little else. If any man is
+ keenly alive to his marvellous mental powers, I am that man. I am
+ also deeply read in the plays attributed to Shakespeare, and I
+ think I am in a condition to say that, whoever was the real author,
+ it was _not_ Bacon.'
+
+That this is exactly what Spedding would have said we know from the
+letter he wrote on the subject to Mr. Holmes, reprinted in _Essays
+and Discussions_, and it completely upsets the whole scheme of
+arrangement of Lord Penzance's summing-up, which proceeds on the easy
+footing that the more difficulties you throw in Shakespeare's path the
+smoother becomes Bacon's.
+
+That there are difficulties in Shakespeare's path, some things very
+hard to explain, must be admitted. Lord Penzance makes the most of
+these. It is, indeed, a most extraordinary thing that anybody should
+have had the mother-wit to write the plays traditionally assigned to
+Shakespeare. Where did he get it from? How on earth did the plays get
+themselves written? Where, when, and how did the author pick up his
+multifarious learnings? Lord Penzance, good, honest man, is simply
+staggered by the extent of the play-wright's information. The plays,
+so he says, 'teem with erudition,' and can only have been written by
+someone who had the classics at his finger-ends, modern languages on
+the tip of his tongue--by someone who had travelled far and read
+deeply; and, above all, by a man who had spent at least a year in a
+conveyancer's chambers! And yet, when this has been said, would Lord
+Penzance have added that the style and character of the playwright is
+the style and character of a really learned man of his period! Can
+anything less like such a style be imagined? Once genius is granted,
+heaven-born genius, a mother-wit beyond the dreams of fancy, and then
+plain humdrum men, ordinary judicial intelligences, will do well to be
+on their guard against it. 'Beware--beware! he is fooling thee.'
+Shakespeare's genius has simply befooled Lord Penzance. Seafaring men,
+after reading _The Tempest_, are ready to maintain that its author
+must have been for at least a year before the mast. As for
+Shakespeare's law, which has taken in so many matter-of-fact
+practitioners, one can now refer to Ben Jonson's evidence in _Hall v.
+Russell_, where that great dramatist has no difficulty in showing that
+if none but a lawyer could have written Shakespeare's plays, a lawyer
+alone could have preached Thomas Adams's sermons. Judge Willis's
+profound knowledge of sound old divinity has served him here in good
+stead. The fact is it is simply impossible to exaggerate the
+quick-wittedness and light-heartedness of a great literary genius. The
+absorbing power, the lightning-like faculty of apprehension, the
+instant recognition of the uses to which any fact or fancy can be put,
+the infinite number and delicacy of the mental feelers, thrust out in
+all directions, which belong to the creative brain and keep it in
+tremulous and restless activity, are quite enough so to differentiate
+the possessor of these endowments from his fellow mortals as to make
+comparison impossible. Shakespeare the actor was by the common consent
+of his enemies one of the deftest fellows that ever made use of other
+men's materials--'Convey, the wise it call.' I will again quote
+Spedding:
+
+ 'If Shakespeare was not trained as a scholar or a man of science,
+ neither do the works attributed to him show traces of trained
+ scholarship or scientific education. Given the _faculties_, you
+ will find that all the acquired knowledge, art, and dexterity which
+ the Shakespearean plays imply were easily attainable by a man who
+ was labouring in his vocation and had nothing else to do.'
+
+I greatly prefer this cool judgment of a scholar deeply read in
+Elizabethan lore to Lord Penzance's heated and almost breathless
+admiration for the 'teeming erudition' of the plays.
+
+Lord Penzance likewise displays a very creditable non-acquaintance
+with the disposition of authors one to another. He is quite shocked at
+the callousness of Shakespeare's contemporaries to Shakespeare if he
+were indeed the author of the Quartos which bore his name in his
+lifetime. But as it cannot be suggested that in, say, 1600 it was
+generally known that Shakespeare was not the author of these plays, it
+is hard to see how his contemporaries can be acquitted of indifference
+to his prodigious superiority over themselves. Authors, however, never
+take this view. Shakespeare's contemporaries thought him a mighty
+clever fellow and no more. Why, even Wordsworth was well persuaded he
+could write like Shakespeare had he been so minded. Mr. Arnold
+remained all his life honestly indifferent to and sceptical about the
+fame of both Tennyson and Browning. Great living lawyers and doctors
+do not invariably idolize each other, nor do the lawyers and doctors
+in a small way of business always speak well of those in a big way.
+The poets and learned critics of the seventeenth and eighteenth
+centuries--Dryden, Pope, Johnson--looked upon Shakespeare with an
+indulgent eye, as a great but irregular genius, after much the same
+fashion as did the old sea-dogs of Nelson's day regard the hero of
+Trafalgar. 'Do not criticise him too harshly,' said Lord St. Vincent;
+'there can only be one Nelson.'
+
+These are not the real difficulties, though they seem to have pressed
+somewhat heavily on Lord Penzance.
+
+The circumstances attendant upon the publication of the Folio of 1623
+are undoubtedly puzzling. Shakespeare died in 1616, leaving behind
+him more than forty plays circulating in London and more or less
+associated with his name. His will, a most elaborate document, does
+not contain a single reference to his literary life or labours. Seven
+years after his death the Folio appears, which contains twenty-six
+plays out of the odd forty just referred to, and ten extra plays which
+had never before been in print, and about six of which there is a very
+scanty Shakespearean tradition. Of the twenty-six old plays, seventeen
+had been printed in small Quartos, possibly surreptitiously, in
+Shakespeare's lifetime, but the Folio does not reprint from these
+Quartos, but from enlarged, amended, and enormously improved copies.
+Messrs. Heminge and Condell, the editor of this priceless treasure,
+the First Folio, wrote a long-winded dedication to Lords Pembroke and
+Montgomery, which contains but one pertinent passage, in which they
+ask their readers to believe that it had been the office of the
+editors to collect and publish the author's 'mere writings,' he being
+dead, and to offer them, not 'maimed and deformed,' in surreptitious
+and stolen copies, but 'cured and perfect of their limbs and all the
+rest, absolute in their numbers as he conceived them, who as he was a
+happie imitator of Nature was a most gentle expresser of it. His mind
+and hand went together, and what he thought, he uttered with that
+easiness, that we have scarce received from him a blot in his papers.'
+
+From whose custody did those 'papers' come? Where had they been all
+the seven years? Of what did they consist? If in truth unblotted, all
+the seventeen Quartos as well as the new plays must have been printed
+from fair manuscript copies. From whom were these unblotted copies
+received, and what became of them? The silence of these players is
+irritating and perplexing,--though, possibly, the explanation of the
+mystery, were it forthcoming, would be, as often happens, of the
+simplest. It may be that these unblotted copies were in the theatre
+library all the time.
+
+Whether these interrogatories, now unanswerable, raise doubts in the
+mind of sufficient potency to destroy the tradition of centuries, and
+to prevent us from sharing the conviction of Milton, of Dryden, of
+Pope, and Johnson that Shakespeare was the author of Shakespeare's
+plays must be left for individual consideration. But, however
+destructive these doubts may prove, they do not go a yard of the way
+to let in Bacon.
+
+Once more I will quote Spedding, for he, of all the moderns, by virtue
+of his taste and devouring studies, is the best qualified to speak:
+
+ 'Aristotle was an extraordinary man. Plato was an extraordinary
+ man. That two men each severally so extraordinary should have been
+ living at the same time in the same place was a very extraordinary
+ thing. But would it diminish the wonder to suppose the two to be
+ one? So I say of Bacon and Shakespeare. That a human being
+ possessed of the faculties necessary to make a Shakespeare should
+ exist is extraordinary. That a human being possessed of the
+ necessary faculties to make Bacon should exist is extraordinary.
+ That two such human beings should have been living in London at the
+ same time was more extraordinary still. But that one man should
+ have existed possessing the faculties and opportunities necessary
+ to make _both_ would have been the most extraordinary thing of
+ all' (see Spedding's _Essays and Discussions_, 1879, pp. 371, 372).
+
+ 'Great writers, especially being contemporary, have many features
+ in common, but if they are really great writers they write
+ naturally, and nature is always individual. I doubt whether there
+ are five lines together to be found in Bacon which could be
+ mistaken for Shakespeare, or five lines in Shakespeare which could
+ be mistaken for Bacon, by one who was familiar with their several
+ styles and practised in such observations' (_Ibid._, p. 373).
+
+
+
+THE NON-JURORS
+
+
+To anyone blessed or cursed with an ironical humour the troublesome
+history of the Church of England since the Reformation cannot fail to
+be an endless source of delight. It really is exciting. Just a little
+more of Calvin and of Beza, half a dozen words here, or Cranmer's
+pencil through a single phrase elsewhere; a 'quantum suff.' of the men
+'that allowed no Eucharistic sacrifice,' and away must have gone
+beyond recall the possibility of the Laudian revival and all that
+still appertains thereunto. We must have lost the 'primitive' men, the
+Kens, the Wilsons, the Knoxes, the Kebles, the Puseys. On the other
+hand, but for the unfaltering language of the Articles, the hearty
+tone of the Homilies, and the agreeable readiness of both sides to
+curse the Italian impudence of the Bishop of Rome and all his
+'detestable enormities,' our Anglican Church history could never have
+been enriched with the names or sweetened by the memories of the
+Romaines, the Flavels, the Venns, the Simeons, and of many thousand
+unnamed saints who finished their course in the fervent faith of
+Evangelicalism. But on what a thread it has always hung! An
+ill-considered Act of Parliament, an amendment hastily accepted by a
+pestered layman at midnight, a decision in a court of law, a Jerusalem
+Bishoprick, a passage in an early Father, an ancient heresy restudied,
+and off to Rome goes a Newman or a Manning, whilst a Baptist Noel
+finds his less romantic refuge in Protestant Dissent. Schism is for
+ever in the air. Disruption a lively possibility. It has always been a
+ticklish business belonging to the Church of England, unless you can
+muster up enough courage to be a frank Erastian, and on the rare
+occasions when you attend your parish church handle the Book of Common
+Prayer with all the reverence due to a schedule to an Act of
+Parliament.
+
+Among the many noticeable humours of the present situation is the tone
+adopted by an average Churchman like Canon Overton to the Non-Jurors.
+When the late Mr. Lathbury published his admirable _History of the
+Non-Jurors_,[A] he had to prepare himself for a very different public
+of Churchmen and Churchwomen than will turn over Canon Overton's
+agreeable pages.[B] In 1845 the average Churchman, after he had
+conquered the serious initial difficulty of comprehending the
+Non-Juror's position, was only too apt to consider him a fool for his
+pains. 'It has been the custom,' wrote Mr. Lathbury, 'to speak of the
+Non-Jurors as a set of unreasonable men, and should I succeed in any
+measure in correcting those erroneous impressions, I shall feel that
+my labour has not been in vain.' But in 1902, as Canon Overton is
+ready enough to perceive, 'their position is a little better
+understood.' The well-nigh 'fools' are all but 'confessors.'
+
+ [Footnote A: _A History of the Non-Jurors_. By Thomas Lathbury.
+ London: Pickering, 1845.]
+
+ [Footnote B: _The Non-Jurors_. By J.H. Overton, D.D. London: Smith,
+ Elder and Co., 1902, 16s.]
+
+The early history of the Non-Jurors is as fascinating and as fruitful
+as their later history is dull, melancholy, and disappointing.
+
+Nobody will deny that the Bishops, clergy, and laity of the Church of
+England who refused to take the oaths to William and Mary and George
+I., when tendered to them, were amply justified in the Court of
+Conscience. They were ridiculed by the politicians of the day for
+their supersensitiveness; but what were they to do? If they took the
+oaths, they apostalized from the faith they had once professed.
+
+Before the Revolution it was the faith of all High Churchmen--part of
+the _deposition_ they had to guard--that the doctrine of
+non-resistance and passive obedience was Gospel truth, primitive
+doctrine, and a chief 'characteristic' of the Anglican Church.
+
+The saintly John Kettlewell, in his tractate, _Christianity: a
+Doctrine of the Cross, or Passive Obedience under any Pretended
+Invasion of Legal Rights and Liberties_ (1696), makes this perfectly
+plain; and when Ken came to compose his famous will, wherein he
+declared that he died in the Communion of the Church of England, 'as
+it adheres to the doctrine of the Cross,' the good Bishop did not mean
+what many a pious soul in later days has been edified by thinking he
+did mean, the doctrine of the Atonement, but that of passive
+obedience, which was the Non-Juror's cross.
+
+It is sad to think a doctrine dear to so many saintly men, maintained
+with an erudition so vast and exemplified by sacrifices so great,
+should have disappeared in the vortex of present-day conflict. It may
+some day reappear in Convocation. Kettlewell, who was a precise writer
+and accurate thinker, defined sovereignty as supremacy. 'Kings,' he
+said, 'can be no longer sovereigns, but subjects, if they have any
+superiors'; and he points out with much acumen that the best security
+under a sovereign 'which sovereignty allows' is that the Kings and
+Ministers are accountable and liable for breach of law as well as
+others. Kettlewell, had he lived long enough, might have come to
+transfer his idea of sovereignty to Kings, Lords, and Commons speaking
+through an Act of Parliament, and if so, he would have urged _active
+obedience_ to its enactments, when not contrary to conscience, and
+_passive obedience_ if they were so contrary. Therefore, were he alive
+to-day, and did he think it contrary to conscience (as he easily
+might) to pay a school-rate for an 'undenominational' school, he would
+not draw a cheque for the amount, but neither would he punch the
+bailiff's head who came to seize his furniture. Kettlewell's treatise
+is well worth reading. Its last paragraph is most spirited.
+
+There could be no doubt about it. The High Church party were bound
+hand and foot to the doctrine of the Cross--_i.e._, passive obedience
+to the Lord's Anointed. Whoever else might actively resist or forsake
+the King, they could not without apostasy. But the Revolution of 1688
+was not content to pierce the High Churchmen through one hand. Not
+only did the Revolution require the Church to forswear its King, but
+also to see its spiritual fathers deprived and intruders set in their
+places without even the semblance of any spiritual authority. If it
+was hard to have James II. a fugitive in foreign lands and Dutch
+William in Whitehall, it was perhaps even harder to see Sancroft
+expelled from Lambeth, and the Erastian and latitudinarian Tillotson,
+who was prepared to sacrifice even episcopacy for peace, usurping the
+title of Archbishop of Canterbury. After all, no man, not even a
+Churchman, can serve two masters. The loyalty of a High Churchman to
+the throne is always subject to his loyalty to the Church, and at the
+Revolution he was wounded in both houses.
+
+When Queen Elizabeth ascended the throne, and established what was
+then unblushingly called 'the new religion,' the whole Anglican
+Hierarchy, with the paltry exception of the Bishop of Llandaff,
+refused the oaths of supremacy, and were superseded. In a little
+more than 100 years the Protestant Bench was bombarded with a
+heart-searching oath--this time of allegiance. Opinion was divided;
+the point was not so clear as in 1559. The Archbishop of York and his
+brethren of London, Lincoln, Bristol, Winchester, Rochester, Llandaff
+and St. Asaph, Carlisle and St. David's, swore to bear true allegiance
+to Their Majesties King William and Queen Mary. The Archbishop of
+Canterbury and the Bishops of Bath and Wells, Ely, Gloucester,
+Norwich, Peterborough, Worcester, Chichester, and Chester refused to
+swear anything of the kind, and were consequently, in pursuance of the
+terms of an Act of Parliament, and of an Act of Parliament only,
+deprived of their ecclesiastical preferments. They thus became the
+first Non-Jurors, and were long, except two who died before actual
+sentence of exclusion, affectionately known and piously venerated in
+all High Church homes as 'the Deprived Fathers.'
+
+Who can doubt that they were right, holding the faith they did? Yet
+Englishmen do not take kindly to martyrdom, and some of the Bishops
+were strangely puzzled. The excellent Ken, who, like Keble, was an
+Englishman first and a Catholic afterwards (in other words, no true
+Catholic at all), when told that James was ready to give Ireland to
+France, as nearly as possible conformed, so angry was he with the
+Lord's Anointed; and even the fiery Leslie, one of our most agreeable
+writers, was always ready to forgive those pious, peaceful souls who
+thought it no sin, though great sorrow, to comply with the demands of
+Caesar, but still managed to retain their old Church and King
+principles. Leslie reserved his wrath for the Tillotsons and the
+Tenisons and the Burnets, who first, to use his own words, swallowed
+'the morsels of usurpation' and then dressed them up 'with all the
+gaudy and ridiculous flourishes that an Apostate eloquence can put
+upon them.'
+
+The early Non-Jurors included among their number a very large
+proportion of holy, learned, and primitive-minded men. At least 400 of
+the general body of the clergy refused the oaths and accepted for
+themselves and those dependent on them lives of poverty and seclusion.
+They were from the beginning an unpopular body. They were not
+Puritans, they were not Deists, they were not Presbyterians, they
+would not go to their parish churches; and yet they vehemently
+objected to being called Papists. What troublesome people! Five of the
+deprived fathers, including the Primate, had known what it was, when
+they defied their Sovereign, to be the idols of the mob; but when
+they adhered to his fallen cause they were deprived of their sees, and
+sent packing from their palaces without a single growl of popular
+discontent. Oblivion was their portion, even as it was of their Roman
+Catholic predecessors at the time of the Reformation.
+
+The Archbishop of Canterbury, when turned out of Lambeth by a judgment
+of the Court of King's Bench to make way for Tillotson, retired to his
+native village in Fressingfield, where he did not attend the parish
+church, nor would allow any but non-juring clergy to perform Divine
+service in his presence. Dr. Sancroft (who was a book-lover, and had
+designed a binding of his own) died on November 24, 1693, and the
+epitaph, of his own composition, on his tombstone may still be read
+with profit by time-servers of all degrees and denominations, cleric
+and lay, in Parliament and out of it. All the deprived Bishops, so Mr.
+Lathbury assures us, were in very narrow circumstances, and of Turner,
+of Ely, Mr. Lathbury very properly writes: 'This man who, by adhering
+to the new Sovereign, and taking the oath, might have ended his day
+amidst an abundance of earthly blessings, was actually sustained in
+his declining years by the bounty of those who sympathized with him in
+his distresses.' Bishop Turner died in 1700.
+
+Despite this distressing and most genuine poverty, the reader of old
+books will not infrequently come across traces of many happy and
+well-spent hours during which these poor Non-Jurors managed 'to fleet
+the time' in their own society, for they were, many of them, men of
+the most varied tastes and endowed with Christian tempers; whilst
+their writings exhibit, as no other writings of the period do, the
+saintliness and devotion which are supposed to be among the 'notes'
+of the Catholic Church. Two better men than Kettlewell and Dodwell
+are nowhere to be found, and as for vigorous writing, where is Charles
+Leslie to be matched?
+
+So long as the deprived fathers continued to live, the schism--for
+complete schism it was between 'the faithful remnant of the Church of
+England' and the Established Church--was on firm ground. But what was
+to happen when the last Bishop died? Dodwell, who, next to Hickes,
+seems to have dominated the Non-Juring mind, did not wish the schism
+to continue after the death of the deprived Bishops; for though he
+admitted that the prayers for the Revolution Sovereigns would be
+'unlawful prayers,' to which assent could not properly be given, he
+still thought that communion with the Church of England was possible.
+Hickes thought otherwise, and Hickes, it must not be forgotten, though
+only known to the world and even to Non-Jurors generally, as the
+deprived Dean of Worcester, was in sober truth and reality Bishop of
+Thetford, having been consecrated a Suffragan Bishop under that title
+by the deprived Bishops of Norwich, Peterborough, and Ely, at
+Southgate, in Middlesex, on February 24, 1693, in the Bishop of
+Peterborough's lodgings. At the same time the accomplished Thomas
+Wagstaffe was consecrated Suffragan Bishop of Ipswich, though he
+continued to earn his living as a physician all the rest of his days.
+
+These were clandestine consecrations, for even so well-tried and
+whole-hearted a Non-Juror as Thomas Hearne, of Oxford, knew nothing
+about them, though a great friend of both the new Bishops, until long
+years had sped. It would be idle at this distance of time, and having
+regard to the events which have happened since February, 1693, to
+consider the nice questions how far the Act of Henry VIII. relating to
+the appointment of suffragans could have any applicability to such
+consecrations, or what degree of Episcopal authority was thereby
+conferred, or for how long.
+
+As things turned out, Ken proved the longest liver of the deprived
+fathers. The good Bishop died at Longleat, one of the few great houses
+which sheltered Non-Jurors, on March 19, 1711. But before his death he
+had made cession of his rights to his friend Hooper, who on the
+violent death of Kidder, the intruding revolution Bishop, had been
+appointed by Queen Anne, who had wished to reinstate Ken, to Bath and
+Wells. It was the wish of Ken that the schism should come to an end on
+his death.
+
+It did nothing of the kind, though some very leading Non-Jurors,
+including the learned Dodwell and Nelson, rejoined the main body of
+the Church, saving all just exceptions to the 'unlawful prayers.'
+
+Bishop Wagstaffe died in 1712, leaving Bishop Hickes alone in his
+glory, who in 1713, assisted by two Scottish Bishops, consecrated
+Jeremy Collier, Samuel Hawes, and Nathaniel Spinckes, Bishops of 'the
+faithful remnant.' Hickes died in 1715, and the following year the
+great and hugely learned Thomas Brett became a Bishop, as also did
+Henry Gawdy.
+
+Then, alas! arose a schism which rent the faithful remnant in twain.
+It was about a great subject, the Communion Service. Collier and Brett
+were in favour of altering the Book of Common Prayer so as to restore
+it to the First Book of King Edward VI., which provided for (1) The
+mixed chalice; (2) prayers for the faithful departed; (3) prayer for
+the descent of the Holy Ghost on the consecrated elements; (4) the
+Oblatory Prayer, offering the elements to the Father as symbols of His
+Son's body and blood. This side of the controversy became known as
+'The Usagers,' whilst those Non-Jurors, headed by Bishop Spinckes, who
+held by King Charles's Prayer-Book, were called 'the Non-Usagers.' The
+discussion lasted long, and was distinguished by immense learning and
+acumen.
+
+The Usagers may be said to have carried the day, for after the
+controversy had lasted fourteen years, in 1731 Timothy Mawman was
+consecrated a Bishop by three Bishops, two of whom were 'Usagers' and
+one a 'Non-Usager.' But in the meantime what had become of the
+congregations committed to their charge? Never large, they had
+dwindled almost entirely away.
+
+The last regular Bishop was Robert Gordon, who was consecrated in 1741
+by Brett, Smith, and Mawman. Gordon, who was an out-and-out Jacobite,
+died in 1779.
+
+I have not even mentioned the name of perhaps the greatest of the
+Non-Jurors, William Law, nor that of Carte, an historian, the fruits
+of whose labour may still be seen in other men's orchards.
+
+The whole story, were it properly told, would prove how hard it is in
+a country like England, where nobody really cares about such things,
+to run a schism. But who knows what may happen to-morrow?
+
+
+
+LORD CHESTERFIELD
+
+
+'Buy good books and read them; the best books are the commonest, and
+the last editions are always the best, if the editors are not
+blockheads.' So wrote Lord Chesterfield to his son, that
+highly-favoured and much bewritten youth, on March 19, 1750, and his
+words have been chosen with great cunning by Mr. Charles Strachey as a
+motto for his new edition of these famous letters.[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: Published by Methuen and Co. in 2 vols.]
+
+The quotation is full of the practical wisdom, but is at the same
+time--so much, at least, an old book-collector may be allowed to
+say--a little suggestive of the too-well-defined limitations of their
+writer's genius and character. Lord Chesterfield is always clear and
+frequently convincing, yet his wisdom is that of Mr. Worldly Wiseman,
+and not only never points in the direction of the Celestial City, but
+seldom displays sympathy with any generous emotion or liberal taste.
+Yet as we have nobody like him in the whole body of our literature, we
+can welcome even another edition--portable, complete, and cheap--of
+his letters to his son with as much enthusiasm as is compatible with
+the graces, and with the maxim, so dear to his lordship's heart, _Nil
+admirari!_
+
+What, I have often wondered, induced Lord Chesterfield to write this
+enormously long and troublesome series of letters to a son who was not
+even his heir? Their sincerity cannot be called in question. William
+Wilberforce did not more fervently desire the conversion to God of his
+infant Samuel than apparently did Lord Chesterfield the transformation
+of his lumpish offspring into 'the all-accomplished man' he wished to
+have him.
+
+'All this,' so the father writes in tones of fervent pleading--'all
+this you may compass if you please. You have the means, you have the
+opportunities; employ them, for God's sake, while you may, and make
+yourself the all-accomplished man I wish to have you. It entirely
+depends upon the next two years; they are the decisive ones' (Letter
+CLXXVII.).
+
+It is the very language of an evangelical piety applied to the
+manufacture of a worldling. But what promoted the anxiety? Was it
+natural affection--a father's love? If it was, never before or since
+has that world-wide and homely emotion been so concealed. There is a
+detestable, a forbidding, an all-pervading harshness of tone
+throughout this correspondence that seems to banish affection, to
+murder love. Read Letter CLXXVIII., and judge for yourselves. I will
+quote a passage:
+
+ 'The more I love you now from the good opinion I have of you, the
+ greater will be my indignation if I should have reason to change
+ it. Hitherto you have had every possible proof of my affection,
+ because you have deserved it, but when you cease to deserve it you
+ may expect every possible mark of my resentment. To leave nothing
+ doubtful upon this important point, I will tell you fairly
+ beforehand by what rule I shall judge of your conduct: by Mr.
+ Harte's account.... If he complains you must be guilty, and I shall
+ not have the least regard for anything you may allege in your own
+ defence.'
+
+Ugh! what a father! Lord Chesterfield despised the Gospels, and made
+little of St. Paul; yet the New Testament could have taught him
+something concerning the nature of a father's love. His language is
+repulsive, repugnant, and yet how few fathers have taken the trouble
+to write 400 educational letters of great length to their sons! All
+one can say is that Chesterfield's letters are without natural
+affection:
+
+ 'If this be error and upon me proved,
+ I never writ, and no man ever loved.'
+
+If affection did not dictate these letters, what did? Could it be
+ambition? So astute a man as Chesterfield, who was kept well informed
+as to the impression made by his son, could hardly suppose it likely
+that the boy would make a name for himself, and thereby confer
+distinction upon the family of which he was an irregular offshoot. A
+respectable diplomatic career, with an interval in the House of
+Commons, was the most that so clear-sighted a man could anticipate for
+the young Stanhope. Was it literary fame for himself? This, of course,
+assumes that subsequent publication was contemplated by the writer.
+The dodges and devices of authors are well-nigh infinite and quite
+beyond conjecture, and it is, of course, possible that Lord
+Chesterfield kept copies of these letters, which bear upon their
+faces evidence of care and elaboration. It is not to be supposed for a
+moment that he ever forgot he had written them. It is hard to believe
+he never inquired after them and their whereabouts. Great men have
+been known to write letters which, though they bore other addresses,
+were really intended for their biographers. It would not have been
+surprising if Lord Chesterfield wrote these letters intending some day
+to publish them, but not only is there no warrant for such an opinion,
+but the opposite is clearly established. It is, no doubt, odd that the
+son should have carefully preserved more than 400 letters written to
+him during a period beginning with his tenderest years and continuing
+whilst he was travelling on the Continent. It seems almost a miracle.
+What made the son treasure them so carefully? Did he look forward to
+being his father's biographer? Hardly so at the age of ten, or even
+twenty. Biographies were not then what they have since become. No
+doubt in the middle of the eighteenth century letters were more
+treasured than they are to-day, and young Stanhope's friends may also
+have thought it wise to encourage him to preserve documentary evidence
+of the great interest taken in him by his father. None the less, I
+think the preservation of this correspondence is in the circumstances
+a most extraordinary though well-established fact.
+
+The son died in 1768 of a dropsy at Avignon, and the news was
+communicated to the Earl by his daughter-in-law, Mrs. Eugenia
+Stanhope, of whose existence he was previously unaware. Two grandsons
+accompanied her. It was a shock; but 'les manières nobles et aisées,
+la tournure d'un homme de condition, le ton de la bonne compagnie,
+les grâces le je ne scais quoi qui plaît,' came to Lord Chesterfield's
+assistance, and he received his son's widow, who was not a pleasing
+person, and her two boys with kindness and good feeling, and provided
+for them quite handsomely by his will. The Earl died in 1773, in his
+seventy-ninth year, and thereupon Mrs. Stanhope, who was in possession
+of all the original letters addressed to her late husband, carried
+her wares to market, and made a bargain with Mr. Dodsley for their
+publication, she to receive £1,575. Mr. Dodsley advertised the
+forthcoming work, and on that the Earl's executors, relying upon the
+well-known case of Pope _v._ Curl, decided by Lord Hardwicke in 1741,
+filed their bill against Mrs. Stanhope, seeking an injunction to
+restrain publication. The widow put in her sworn Answer, in which she
+averred that she had, on more occasions than one, mentioned
+publication to the Earl, and that he, though recovering from her
+certain written characters of eminent contemporaries, had seemed quite
+content to let her do what she liked with the letters, only remarking
+that there was too much Latin in them. The executors seem to have
+moved for what is called an interim injunction--that is, an injunction
+until trial of the cause, and, from the report in _Ambler_, it appears
+that Lord Apsley (a feeble creature) granted such an injunction, but
+recommended the executors to permit the publication if, on seeing a
+copy of the correspondence, they saw no objection to it. In the result
+the executors gave their consent, and the publication became an
+authorized one, so much so that Dodsley was able to obtain an
+interdict in the Scotch Court preventing a certain Scotch bookseller,
+caller McFarquhar, from reprinting the letters in Edinburgh. Whether
+the executors believed Mrs. Stanhope's story, or saw no reason to
+object to the publication of the letters, I do not know, but it is
+clear that the opposition was a half-hearted one.
+
+It would be hasty to assume that Lord Chesterfield wrote these letters
+with any intention of publication, and I am therefore left without
+being able to suggest any strong reason for their existence. A
+restless, itching pen, perhaps, accounts for them. Some men find a
+pleasure in writing, even at great length; others, of whom Carlyle was
+one, though they hate the labour, are yet compelled by some fierce
+necessity to blacken paper.
+
+At all events, we have Lord Chesterfield's letters, and, having them,
+they will always have readers, for they are readable.
+
+That the letters are full of wit and wisdom and sound advice is
+certain. Mr. Strachey, in his preface, seems to be under the
+impression that in the popular estimate Chesterfield is reckoned an
+elegant trifler, a man of no serious account. What the popular or
+vulgar estimate of Chesterfield may be it would be hard to determine,
+nor is it of the least importance, for no one who knows about Lord
+Chesterfield can possibly entertain any such opinion. How it came
+about that so able and ambitious a man made so poor a thing out of
+life, and failed so completely, is puzzling at first, though a little
+study would, I think, make the reasons of Chesterfield's failure plain
+enough.
+
+To prove by extracts from the Letters how wise a man Chesterfield was
+would be easy, but tiresome; to exhibit him in a repulsive character
+would be equally easy, but spiteful. I prefer to leave him alone, and
+to content myself with but one quotation, which has a touch of both
+wisdom and repulsiveness:
+
+ 'Consult your reason betimes. I do not say it will always prove an
+ unerring guide, for human reason is not infallible, but it will
+ prove the least erring guide that you can follow. Books and
+ conversation may assist it, but adopt neither blindly and
+ implicitly; try both by that best rule God has given to direct
+ us--reason. Of all the truths do not decline that of thinking. The
+ host of mankind can hardly be said to think; their prejudices are
+ almost all adoptive; and in general I believe it is better that it
+ should be so, as such common prejudices contribute more to order
+ and quiet than their own separate reasonings would do, uncultivated
+ as they are. We have many of these useful prejudices in this
+ country which I should be very sorry to see removed. The good
+ Protestant conviction that the Pope is both Antichrist and the
+ Whore of Babylon is a more effectual preservative against Popery
+ than all the solid and unanswerable arguments of Chillingworth.'
+
+
+
+THE JOHNSONIAN LEGEND
+
+
+The ten handsome volumes which the indefatigable and unresting zeal of
+Dr. Birkbeck Hill, and the high spirit of the Clarendon Press, have
+edited, arranged, printed, and published for the benefit of the world
+and the propagation of the Gospel according to Dr. Johnson are
+pleasant things to look upon. I hope the enterprise has proved
+remunerative to those concerned, but I doubt it. The parsimony of the
+public in the matter of books is pitiful. The ordinary purse-carrying
+Englishman holds in his head a ready-reckoner or scale of charges by
+which he tests his purchases--so much for a dinner, so much for a
+bottle of champagne, so much for a trip to Paris, so much for a pair
+of gloves, and so much for a book. These ten volumes would cost him £4
+9s. 3d. 'Whew! What a price for a book, and where are they to be put,
+and who is to dust them?' Idle questions! As for room, a bicycle takes
+more room than 1,000 books; and as for dust, it is a delusion. You
+should never dust books. There let it lie until the rare hour arrives
+when you want to read a particular volume; then warily approach it
+with a snow-white napkin, take it down from its shelf, and,
+withdrawing to some back apartment, proceed to cleanse the tome. Dr.
+Johnson adopted other methods. Every now and again he drew on huge
+gloves, such as those once worn by hedgers and ditchers, and then,
+clutching his folios and octavos, he banged and buffeted them together
+until he was enveloped in a cloud of dust. This violent exercise over,
+the good doctor restored the volumes, all battered and bruised, to
+their places, where, of course, the dust resettled itself as speedily
+as possible.
+
+Dr. Johnson could make books better than anybody, but his notions of
+dusting them were primitive and erroneous. But the room and the dust
+are mere subterfuges. The truth is, there is a disinclination to pay
+£4 9s. 3d. for the ten volumes containing the complete Johnsonian
+legend. To quarrel with the public is idiotic and most un-Johnsonian.
+'Depend upon it, sir,' said the Sage, 'every state of society is as
+luxurious as it can be.' We all, a handful of misers excepted, spend
+more money than we can afford upon luxuries, but what those luxuries
+are to be is largely determined for us by the fashions of our time. If
+we do not buy these ten volumes, it is not because we would not like
+to have them, but because we want the money they cost for something we
+want more. As for dictating to men how they are to spend their money,
+it were both a folly and an impertinence.
+
+These ten volumes ended Dr. Hill's labours as an editor of _Johnson's
+Life and Personalia_, but did not leave him free. He had set his mind
+on an edition of the _Lives of the Poets_. This, to the regret of all
+who knew him either personally or as a Johnsonian, he did not live to
+see through the press. But it is soon to appear, and will be a
+storehouse of anecdote and a miracle of cross-references. A poet who
+has been dead a century or two is amazing good company--at least, he
+never fails to be so when Johnson tells us as much of his story as he
+can remember without undue research, with that irony of his, that vast
+composure, that humorous perception of the greatness and the
+littleness of human life, that make the brief records of a Spratt, a
+Walsh, and a Fenton so divinely entertaining. It is an immense
+testimony to the healthiness of the Johnsonian atmosphere that Dr.
+Hill, who breathed it almost exclusively for a quarter of a century
+and upwards, showed no symptoms either of moral deterioration or
+physical exhaustion. His appetite to the end was as keen as ever, nor
+was his temper obviously the worse. The task never became a toil, not
+even a tease. 'You have but two subjects,' said Johnson to Boswell:
+'yourself and myself. I am sick of both.' Johnson hated to be talked
+about, or to have it noticed what he ate or what he had on. For a
+hundred years now last past he has been more talked about and noticed
+than anybody else. But Dr. Hill never grew sick of Dr. Johnson.
+
+The _Johnsonian Miscellanies_[A] open with the _Prayers and
+Meditations_, first published by the Rev. Dr. Strahan in 1785. Strahan
+was the Vicar of Islington, and into his hands at an early hour one
+morning Dr. Johnson, then approaching his last days, put the papers,
+'with instructions for committing them to the press and with a promise
+to prepare a sketch of his own life to accompany them.' This promise
+the doctor was not able to keep, and shortly after his death his
+reverend friend published the papers just as they were put into his
+hands. One wonders he had the heart to do it, but the clerical mind is
+sometimes strangely insensitive to the privacy of thought. But, as in
+the case of most indelicate acts, you cannot but be glad the thing was
+done. The original manuscript is at Pembroke College, Oxford. In these
+_Prayers and Meditations_ we see an awful figure. The _solitary_
+Johnson, perturbed, tortured, oppressed, in distress of body and of
+mind, full of alarms for the future both in this world and the next,
+teased by importunate and perplexing thoughts, harassed by morbid
+infirmities, vexed by idle yet constantly recurring scruples, with an
+inherited melancholy and a threatened sanity, is a gloomy and even a
+terrible picture, and forms a striking contrast to the social hero,
+the triumphant dialectician of Boswell, Mrs. Thrale, and Madame
+D'Arblay. Yet it is relieved by its inherent humanity, its fellowship
+and feeling. Dr. Johnson's piety is delightfully full of human
+nature--far too full to please the poet Cowper, who wrote of the
+_Prayers and Meditations_ as follows:
+
+ 'If it be fair to judge of a book by an extract, I do not wonder
+ that you were so little edified by Johnson's Journal. It is even
+ more ridiculous than was poor Rutty's of flatulent memory. The
+ portion of it given us in this day's paper contains not one
+ sentiment worth one farthing, except the last, in which he resolves
+ to bind himself with no more unbidden obligations. Poor man! one
+ would think that to pray for his dead wife and to pinch himself
+ with Church fasts had been almost the whole of his religion.'
+
+ [Footnote A: Two volumes. Oxford Clarendon Press, 1897.]
+
+It were hateful to pit one man's religion against another's, but it
+is only fair to Dr. Johnson's religion to remember that, odd compound
+as it was, it saw him through the long struggle of life, and enabled
+him to meet the death he so honestly feared like a man and a
+Christian. The _Prayers and Meditations_ may not be an edifying book
+in Cowper's sense of the word; there is nothing triumphant about it;
+it is full of infirmities and even absurdities; but, for all that, it
+contains more piety than 10,000 religious biographies. Nor must the
+evidence it contains of weakness be exaggerated. Beset with
+infirmities, a lazy dog, as he often declared himself to be, he yet
+managed to do a thing or two. Here, for example, is an entry:
+
+ '29, EASTER EVE (1777).
+
+ 'I rose and again prayed with reference to my departed wife. I
+ neither read nor went to church, yet can scarcely tell how I have
+ been hindered. I treated with booksellers on a bargain, but the
+ time was not long.'
+
+Too long, perhaps, for Johnson's piety, but short enough to enable the
+booksellers to make an uncommon good bargain for the _Lives of the
+Poets_. 'As to the terms,' writes Mr. Dilly, 'it was left entirely to
+the doctor to name his own; he mentioned 200 guineas; it was
+immediately agreed to.' The business-like Malone makes the following
+observation on the transaction: 'Had he asked 1,000, or even 1,500,
+guineas the booksellers, who knew the value of his name, would
+doubtless have readily given it.' Dr. Johnson, though the son of a
+bookseller, was the least tradesman-like of authors. The bargain was
+bad, but the book was good.
+
+A year later we find this record:
+
+ 'MONDAY, _April_ 20 (1778).
+
+ 'After a good night, as I am forced to reckon, I rose seasonably
+ and prayed, using the collect for yesterday. In reviewing my time
+ from Easter, 1777, I find a very melancholy and shameful blank. So
+ little has been done that days and months are without any trace. My
+ health has, indeed, been very much interrupted. My nights have been
+ commonly not only restless but painful and fatiguing.... I have
+ written a little of the _Lives of the Poets_, I think, with all my
+ usual vigour. I have made sermons, perhaps, as readily as formerly.
+ My memory is less faithful in retaining names, and, I am afraid, in
+ retaining occurrences. Of this vacillation and vagrancy of mind I
+ impute a great part to a fortuitous and unsettled life, and
+ therefore purpose to spend my life with more method.
+
+ 'This year the 28th of March passed away without memorial. Poor
+ Tetty, whatever were our faults and failings, we loved each other.
+ I did not forget thee yesterday. Couldst thou have lived! I am now,
+ with the help of God, to begin a new life.'
+
+Dr. Hill prints an interesting letter of Mr. Jowett's, in which occur
+the following observations:
+
+ 'It is a curious question whether Boswell has unconsciously
+ misrepresented Johnson in any respect. I think, judging from the
+ materials, which are supplied chiefly by himself, that in one
+ respect he has. He has represented him more as a sage and
+ philosopher in his conduct as well as his conversation than he
+ really was, and less as a rollicking "King of Society." The gravity
+ of Johnson's own writings tends to confirm this, as I suspect,
+ erroneous impression. His religion was fitful and intermittent; and
+ when once the ice was broken he enjoyed Jack Wilkes, though he
+ refused to shake hands with Hume. I was much struck with a remark
+ of Sir John Hawkins (excuse me if I have mentioned this to you
+ before): "He was the most humorous man I ever knew."'
+
+Mr. Jowett's letter raises some nice points--the Wilkes and Hume
+point, for example. Dr. Johnson hated both blasphemy and bawd, but he
+hated blasphemy most. Mr. Jowett shared the doctor's antipathies, but
+very likely hated bawd more than he did blasphemy. But, as I have
+already said, the point is a nice one. To crack jokes with Wilkes at
+the expense of Boswell and the Scotch seems to me a very different
+thing from shaking hands with Hume. But, indeed, it is absurd to
+overlook either Johnson's melancholy piety or his abounding humour and
+love of fun and nonsense. His _Prayers and Meditations_ are full of
+the one, Boswell and Mrs. Thrale and Madame D'Arblay are full of the
+other. Boswell's _Johnson_ has superseded the 'authorized biography'
+by Sir John Hawkins, and Dr. Hill did well to include in these
+_Miscellanies_ Hawkins' inimitable description of the memorable
+banquet given at the Devil Tavern, near Temple Bar, in the spring of
+1751, to celebrate the publication of Mrs. Charlotte Lennox's first
+novel. What delightful revelry! what innocent mirth! prolonged though
+it was till long after dawn. Poor Mrs. Lennox died in distress in
+1804, at the age of eighty-three. Could Johnson but have lived he
+would have lent her his helping hand. He was no fair-weather friend,
+but shares with Charles Lamb the honour of being able to unite narrow
+means and splendid munificence.
+
+I must end with an anecdote:
+
+ 'Henderson asked the doctor's opinion of _Dido_ and its author.
+ "Sir," said Dr. Johnson, "I never did the man an injury. Yet he
+ would read his tragedy to me."'
+
+
+
+
+BOSWELL AS BIOGRAPHER
+
+
+Boswell's position in English literature cannot be disputed, nor can
+he ever be displaced from it. He has written our greatest biography.
+That is all. Theorize about it as much as you like, account for it how
+you may, the fact remains. 'Alone I did it.' There has been plenty of
+theorizing. Lord Macaulay took the subject in hand and tossed it up
+and down for half a dozen pages with a gusto that drove home to many
+minds the conviction, the strange conviction, that our greatest
+biography was written by one of the very smallest men that ever lived,
+'a man of the meanest and feeblest intellect'--by a dunce, a parasite,
+and a coxcomb; by one 'who, if he had not been a great fool, would
+never have been a great writer.' So far Macaulay, _anno Domini_ 1831,
+in the vigorous pages of the _Edinburgh Review_. A year later appears
+in _Fraser's Magazine_ another theory by another hand, not then
+famous, Mr. Thomas Carlyle. I own to an inordinate affection for Mr.
+Carlyle as 'literary critic' As philosopher and sage, he has served
+our turn. We have had the fortune, good or bad, to outlive him; and
+our sad experience is that death makes a mighty difference to all but
+the very greatest. The sight of the author of _Sartor Resartus_ in a
+Chelsea omnibus, the sound of Dr. Newman's voice preaching to a small
+congregation in Birmingham, kept alive in our minds the vision of
+their greatness--it seemed then as if that greatness could know no
+limit; but no sooner had they gone away, than somehow or another
+one became conscious of some deficiency in their intellectual
+positions--the tide of human thought rushed visibly by them, and it
+became plain that to no other generation would either of these men be
+what they had been to their own. But Mr. Carlyle as literary critic
+has a tenacious grasp, and Boswell was a subject made for his hand.
+'Your Scottish laird, says an English naturalist of those days, may be
+defined as the hungriest and vainest of all bipeds yet known.' Carlyle
+knew the type well enough. His general description of Boswell is
+savage:
+
+ 'Boswell was a person whose mean or bad qualities lay open to the
+ general eye, visible, palpable to the dullest. His good qualities,
+ again, belonged not to the time he lived in; were far from common
+ then; indeed, in such a degree were almost unexampled; not
+ recognisable, therefore, by everyone; nay, apt even, so strange
+ had they grown, to be confounded with the very vices they lay
+ contiguous to and had sprung out of. That he was a wine-bibber and
+ good liver, gluttonously fond of whatever would yield him a little
+ solacement, were it only of a stomachic character, is undeniable
+ enough. That he was vain, heedless, a babbler, had much of the
+ sycophant, alternating with the braggadocio, curiously spiced, too,
+ with an all-pervading dash of the coxcomb; that he gloried much
+ when the tailor by a court suit had made a new man of him; that he
+ appeared at the Shakespeare Jubilee with a riband imprinted
+ "Corsica Boswell" round his hat, and, in short, if you will, lived
+ no day of his life without saying and doing more than one
+ pretentious ineptitude, all this unhappily is evident as the sun at
+ noon. The very look of Boswell seems to have signified so much. In
+ that cocked nose, cocked partly in triumph over his weaker
+ fellow-creatures, partly to snuff up the smell of coming pleasure
+ and scent it from afar, in those big cheeks, hanging like
+ half-filled wine-skins, still able to contain more, in that
+ coarsely-protruded shelf mouth, that fat dew-lapped chin; in all
+ this who sees not sensuality, pretension, boisterous imbecility
+ enough? The underpart of Boswell's face is of a low, almost brutish
+ character.'
+
+This is character-painting with a vengeance. Portrait of a Scotch
+laird by the son of a Scotch peasant. Carlyle's Boswell is to me the
+very man. If so, Carlyle's paradox seems as great as Macaulay's, for
+though Carlyle does not call Boswell a great fool in plain set terms,
+he goes very near it. But he keeps open a door through which he
+effects his escape. Carlyle sees in Bozzy 'the old reverent feeling of
+discipleship, in a word, hero-worship.'
+
+ 'How the babbling Bozzy, inspired only by love and the recognition
+ and vision which love can lend, epitomizes nightly the words of
+ Wisdom, the deeds and aspects of Wisdom, and so, little by little,
+ unconsciously works together for us a whole "Johnsoniad"--a more
+ free, perfect, sunlit and spirit-speaking likeness than for many
+ centuries has been drawn by man of man.'
+
+This I think is a little overdrawn. That Boswell loved Johnson, God
+forbid I should deny. But that he was inspired only by love to write
+his life, I gravely question. Boswell was, as Carlyle has said, a
+greedy man--and especially was he greedy of fame--and he saw in his
+revered friend a splendid subject for artistic biographic treatment.
+Here is where both Macaulay and Carlyle are, as I suggest, wrong.
+Boswell was a fool, but only in the sense in which hundreds of great
+artists have been fools; on his own lines, and across his own bit of
+country, he was no fool. He did not accidentally stumble across
+success, but he deliberately aimed at what he hit. Read his preface
+and you will discover his method. He was as much an artist as either
+of his two famous critics. Where Carlyle goes astray is in attributing
+to discipleship what was mainly due to a dramatic sense. However,
+theories are no great matter.
+
+Our means of knowledge of James Boswell are derived mainly from
+himself; he is his own incriminator. In addition to the life there is
+the Corsican tour, the Hebrides tour, the letters to Erskine and to
+Temple, and a few insignificant occasional publications in the shape
+of letters to the people of Scotland, etc. With these before him it is
+impossible for any biographer to approach Bozzy in a devotional
+attitude; he was all Carlyle calls him. Our sympathies are with his
+father, who despised him, and with his son, who was ashamed of him. It
+is indeed strange to think of him staggering, like the drunkard he
+was, between these two respectable and even stately figures--the
+Senator of the Court of Justice and the courtly scholar and antiquary.
+And yet it is to the drunkard humanity is debtor. Respectability is
+not everything.
+
+Boswell had many literary projects and ambitions, and never intended
+to be known merely as the biographer of Johnson. He proposed to write
+a life of Lord Kames and to compose memoirs of Hume. It seems he did
+write a life of Sir Robert Sibbald. He had other plans in his head,
+but dissipation and a steadily increasing drunkenness destroyed them
+all. As inveterate book-hunter, I confess to a great fancy to lay
+hands on his _Dorando: A Spanish Tale_, a shilling book published in
+Edinburgh during the progress of the once famous Douglas case, and
+ordered to be suppressed as contempt of court after it had been
+through three editions. It is said, probably hastily, that no copy is
+known to exist--a dreary fate which, according to Lord Macaulay, might
+have attended upon the _Life of Johnson_ had the copyright of that
+work become the property of Boswell's son, who hated to hear it
+mentioned. It is not, however, very easy to get rid of any book once
+it is published, and I do not despair of reading _Dorando_ before I
+die.
+
+
+
+
+OLD PLEASURE GARDENS[A]
+
+
+ [Footnote A: _Pleasure Gardens of the Eighteenth Century_, by Warwick
+ Wroth, F.S.A., assisted by Arthur Edgar Wroth. London: Macmillan and
+ Co.]
+
+This is an honest book, disfigured by no fine writing or woeful
+attempts to make us dance round may-poles with our ancestors. Terribly
+is our good language abused by the swell-mob of stylists, for whom it
+is certainly not enough that Chatham's language is their mother's
+tongue. May the Devil fly away with these artists; though no sooner
+had he done so than we should be 'wae' for auld Nicky-ben. Mr. Wroth,
+of the British Museum, and his brother, Mr. Arthur Wroth, are above
+such vulgar pranks, and never strain after the picturesque, but in the
+plain garb of honest men carry us about to the sixty-four gardens
+where the eighteenth-century Londoner, his wife and family--the John
+Gilpins of the day--might take their pleasure either sadly, as indeed
+best befits our pilgrim state, or uproariously to deaden the ear to
+the still small voice of conscience--the pangs of slighted love, the
+law's delay, the sluggish step of Fortune, the stealthy strides of
+approaching poverty, or any other of the familiar incidents of our
+mortal life. The sixty-two illustrations which adorn the book are as
+honest as the letterpress. There is a most delightful Morland
+depicting a very stout family indeed regaling itself _sub tegmine
+fagi_. It is called a 'Tea Party.' A voluminous mother holds in her
+roomy lap a very fat baby, whose back and neck are full upon you as
+you stare into the picture. And what a jolly back and innocent neck it
+is! Enough to make every right-minded woman cry out with pleasure.
+Then there is the highly respectable father stirring his cup and
+watching with placid content a gentleman in lace and ruffles attending
+to the wife, whilst the two elder children play with a wheezy dog.
+
+In these pages we can see for ourselves the British public--God rest
+its soul!--enjoying itself. This honest book is full of _la
+bourgeoisie_. The rips and the painted ladies occasionally, it is
+true, make their appearance, but they are reduced to their proper
+proportions. The Adam and Eve Tea Gardens, St. Pancras, have a
+somewhat rakish sound, calculated to arrest the jaded attention of the
+debauchee, but what has Mr. Wroth to tell us about them?
+
+ 'About the beginning of the present century it could still be
+ described as an agreeable retreat, "with enchanting prospects"; and
+ the gardens were laid out with arbours, flowers, and shrubs. Cows
+ were kept for making syllabubs, and on summer afternoons a regular
+ company met to play bowls and trap-ball in an adjacent field. One
+ proprietor fitted out a mimic squadron of frigates in the garden,
+ and the long-room was used a good deal for beanfeasts and
+ tea-drinking parties' (p. 127).
+
+What a pleasant place! Syllabubs! How sweet they sound! Nobody
+worried then about diphtheria; they only died of it. Mimic frigates,
+too! What patriotism! These gardens are as much lost as those of the
+Hesperides. A cemetery swallowed them up--the cemetery which adjoins
+the old St. Pancras Churchyard. The Tavern, shorn of its amenities, a
+mere drink-shop, survived as far down the century as 1874, soon after
+which date it also disappeared. Hornsey Wood House has a name not
+unknown in the simple annals of tea-drinking. It is now part of
+Finsbury Park, but in the middle of the last century its long-room 'on
+popular holydays, such as Whit Sunday, might be seen crowded as early
+as nine or ten in the morning with a motley assemblage eating rolls
+and butter and drinking tea at an extravagant price.' 'Hone remembered
+the old Hornsey Wood House as it stood embowered, and seeming a part
+of the wood. It was at that time kept by two sisters--Mrs. Lloyd and
+Mrs. Collier--and these aged dames were usually to be found before
+their door on a seat between two venerable oaks, wherein swarms of
+bees hived themselves.'
+
+What a picture is this of these vanished dames! Somewhere, I trust,
+they are at peace.
+
+ 'And there, they say, two bright and aged snakes,
+ Who once were Cadmus and Harmonia,
+ Bask in the glens or on the warm sea-shore.'
+
+A more raffish place was the Dog and Duck in St. George's Fields,
+which boasted mineral springs, good for gout, stone, king's evil, sore
+eyes, and inveterate cancers. Considering its virtue, the water was a
+cheap liquor, for a dozen bottles could be had at the spa for a
+shilling. The Dog and Duck, though at last it exhibited depraved
+tastes, was at one time well conducted. Miss Talbot writes about it to
+Mrs. Carter, and Dr. Johnson advised his Thralia to try the waters. It
+was no mean place, but boasted a breakfast-room, a bowling-green, and
+a swimming-bath 200 feet long and 100 feet (nearly) broad. Mr. Wroth
+narrates the history of its fall with philosophical composure. In the
+hands of one Hedger the decencies were disregarded, and thieves made
+merry where once Miss Talbot sipped bohea. One of its frequenters,
+Charlotte Shaftoe, is said to have betrayed seven of her intimates to
+the gallows. Few visitors' lists could stand such a strain as Miss
+Shaftoe put upon hers. In 1799 the Dog and Duck was suppressed, and
+Bethlehem Hospital now reigns in its stead. 'The Peerless Pool' has a
+Stevensonian sound. It was a dangerous pond behind Old Street, long
+known as 'The Parlous or Perilous Pond' 'because divers youth by
+swimming therein have been drowned.' In 1743 a London jeweller called
+Kemp took it in hand, turned it into a pleasure bath, and renamed it,
+happily enough, 'The Peerless Pool.' It was a fine open-air bath, 170
+feet long, more than 100 feet broad, and from 3 to 5 feet deep. 'It
+was nearly surrounded by trees, and the descent was by marble steps to
+a fine gravel bottom, through which the springs that supplied the pool
+came bubbling up.' Mr. Kemp likewise constructed a fish-pond. The
+enterprise met with success, and anglers, bathers, and at due seasons
+skaters, flocked to 'The Peerless Pool.' Hone describes how every
+Thursday and Saturday the boys from the Bluecoat School were wont to
+plunge into its depths. You ask its fate. It has been built over.
+Peerless Street, the second main turning on the left of the City Road
+just beyond Old Street in coming from the City, is all that is left to
+remind anyone of the once Parlous Pool, unless, indeed, it still
+occasionally creeps into a cellar and drowns cockroaches instead of
+divers youths. The Three Hats, Highbury Barn, Hampstead Wells, are not
+places to be lightly passed over. In Mr. Wroth's book you may read
+about them and trace their fortunes--their fallen fortunes. After all,
+they have only shared the fate of empires.
+
+Of the most famous London gardens--Marylebone, Ranelagh, and, greatest
+of them all, Vauxhall--Mr. Wroth writes at, of course, a becoming
+length. Marylebone Gardens, when at their largest, comprised about 8
+acres. Beaumont Street, part of Devonshire Street and of Devonshire
+Place and Upper Wimpole Street, now occupy their site. Music was the
+main feature of Marylebone. A band played in the evening. Vocalists at
+different times drew crowds. Masquerades and fireworks appeared later
+in the history of the gardens, which usually were open three nights of
+the week. Dr. Johnson's turbulent behaviour, on the occasion of one of
+his frequent visits, will easily be remembered. Marylebone, at no
+period, says Mr. Wroth, attained the vogue of Ranelagh or the
+universal popularity of Vauxhall. In 1776 the gardens were closed, and
+two years later the builders began to lay out streets. Ranelagh is,
+perhaps, the greatest achievement of the eighteenth century. Its
+Rotunda, built in 1741, is compared by Mr. Wroth to the reading-room
+of the British Museum. No need to give its dimensions; only look at
+the print, and you will understand what Johnson meant when he declared
+that the _coup d'oeil_ of Ranelagh was the finest thing he had ever
+seen. The ordinary charge for admission was half a crown, which
+secured you tea or coffee and bread-and-butter. The gardens were
+usually open Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and the amusements were
+music, tea-drinking, walking, and talking. Mr. Wroth quotes a
+Frenchman, who, after visiting Ranelagh in 1800, calls it 'le plus
+insipide lieu d'amusement que l'on ait pu imaginer,' and even hints at
+Dante's Purgatory. An earlier victim from Gaul thus records his
+experience of Ranelagh: 'On s'ennui avec de la mauvaise musique, du
+thé et du beurre.' So true is it that the cheerfulness you find
+anywhere is the cheerfulness you have brought with you. However,
+despite the Frenchman, good music and singing were at times to be
+heard at Ranelagh. The nineteenth century would have nothing to do
+with Ranelagh, and in 1805 it was pulled down. The site now belongs to
+Chelsea Hospital. Cuper's Gardens lacked the respectability of
+Marylebone and the style of Ranelagh, but they had their vogue during
+the same century. They were finely situated on the south side of the
+Thames opposite Somerset House. Cuper easily got altered into Cupid;
+and when on the death of Ephraim Evans in 1740 the business came to be
+carried on by his widow, a comely dame who knew a thing or two, it
+proved to be indeed a going concern. But the new Licensing Bill of
+1752 destroyed Cupid's Garden, and Mrs. Evans was left lamenting and
+wholly uncompensated. Of Vauxhall Mr. Wroth treats at much length, and
+this part of his book is especially rich in illustrations. Every lover
+of Old London and old times and old prints should add Mr. Wroth's book
+to his library.
+
+
+
+
+OLD BOOKSELLERS
+
+
+There has just been a small flutter amongst those who used to be
+called stationers or text-writers in the good old days, before
+printing was, and when even Peers of the Realm (now so highly
+educated) could not sign their names, or, at all events, preferred not
+to do so--booksellers they are now styled--and the question which
+agitates them is discount. Having mentioned this, one naturally passes
+on.
+
+No great trade has an obscurer history than the book trade. It seems
+to lie choked in mountains of dust which it would be suicidal to
+disturb. Men have lived from time to time of literary skill--Dr.
+Johnson was one of them--who had knowledge, extensive and peculiar, of
+the traditions and practices of 'the trade,' as it is proudly styled
+by its votaries; but nobody has ever thought it worth his while to
+make record of his knowledge, which accordingly perished with him, and
+is now irrecoverably lost.
+
+In old days booksellers were also publishers, frequently printers, and
+sometimes paper-makers. Jacob Tonson not only owned Milton's _Paradise
+Lost_--for all time, as he fondly thought, for little did he dream of
+the fierce construction the House of Lords was to put upon the
+Copyright Act of Queen Anne--not only was Dryden's publisher, but also
+kept shop in Chancery Lane, and sold books across the counter. He
+allowed no discount, but, so we are told, 'spoke his mind upon all
+occasions, and flattered no one,' not even glorious John.
+
+For a long time past the trades of bookselling and book-publishing
+have been carried on apart. This has doubtless rid booksellers of all
+the unpopularity which formerly belonged to them in their other
+capacity. This unpopularity is now heaped as a whole upon the
+publishers, who certainly need not dread the doom awaiting those of
+whom the world speaks well.
+
+A tendency of the two trades to grow together again is perhaps
+noticeable. For my part, I wish they would. Some publishers are
+already booksellers, but the books they sell are usually only new
+books. Now it is obvious that the true bookseller sells books both old
+and new. Some booksellers are occasional publishers. May each
+usurp--or, rather, reassume--the business of the other, whilst
+retaining his own!
+
+The world, it must be admitted, owes a great deal of whatever
+information it possesses about the professions, trades, and
+occupations practised and carried on in its midst to those who have
+failed in them. Prosperous men talk 'shop,' but seldom write it. The
+book that tells us most about booksellers and bookselling in bygone
+days is the work of a crack-brained fellow who published and sold in
+the reigns of Queen Anne and George I., and died in 1733 in great
+poverty and obscurity. I refer to John Dunton, whose _Life and
+Errors_ in the edition in two volumes edited by J.B. Nichols, and
+published in 1818, is a common book enough in the second-hand shops,
+and one which may be safely recommended to everyone, except, indeed,
+to the unfortunate man or woman who is not an adept in the art, craft,
+or mystery of skipping.
+
+The book will strangely remind the reader of Amory's _Life of John
+Buncle_--those queer volumes to which many a reader has been sent by
+Hazlitt's intoxicating description of them in his _Round Table_, and
+a few perhaps by a shy allusion contained in one of the essays of
+Elia. The real John Dunton has not the boundless spirits of the
+fictitious John Buncle; but in their religious fervour, their
+passion for flirtation, their tireless egotism, and their love of
+character-sketching, they greatly resemble one another.
+
+It is this last characteristic that imparts real value to Dunton's
+book, and makes it, despite its verbiage and tortuosity, throb with
+human interest. For example, he gives us a short sketch of no less
+than 135 then living London booksellers in this style: 'Mr. Newton is
+full of kindness and good-nature. He is affable and courteous in
+trade, and is none of those men of forty whose religion is yet to
+chuse, for his mind (like his looks) is serious and grave; and his
+neighbours tell me his understanding does not improve too fast for his
+practice, for he is not religious by start or sally, but is well fixed
+in the faith and practice of a Church of England man--and has a
+handsome wife into the bargain.'
+
+Most of the 135 booksellers were good men, according to Dunton, but
+not all. 'Mr. Lee in Lombard Street. Such a pirate, such a cormorant
+was never before. Copies, books, men, shops, all was one. He held no
+propriety right or wrong, good or bad, till at last he began to be
+known; and the booksellers, not enduring so ill a man among them,
+spewed him out, and off he marched to Ireland, where he acted as
+_felonious Lee_ as he did in London. And as Lee lived a thief, so he
+died a hypocrite; for being asked on his death-bed if he would forgive
+Mr. C. (that had formerly wronged him), "Yes," said Lee, "if I die, I
+forgive him; but if I happen to live, I am resolved to be revenged on
+him."'
+
+The Act of Union destroyed the trade of these pirates, but their
+felonious editions of eighteenth-century authors still abound. Mr.
+Gladstone, I need scarcely say, was careful in his Home Rule Bill
+(which was denounced by thousands who never read a line of it) to
+withdraw copyright from the scope of action of his proposed Dublin
+Parliament.
+
+There are nearly eleven hundred brief character-sketches in Dunton's
+book, of all sorts and kinds, but with a preference for bookish
+people, divines, both of the Establishment and out of it, printers and
+authors. Sometimes, indeed, the description is short enough, and tells
+one very little. To many readers, references so curt to people of whom
+they never heard, and whose names are recorded nowhere else, save on
+their mouldering grave-stones, may seem tedious and trivial, but for
+others they will have a strange fascination. Here are a few examples:
+
+ 'Affable _Wiggins_. His conversation is general but never
+ impertinent.
+
+ 'The kind and golden _Venables_. He is so good a man, and so truly
+ charitable, he that will write of him, must still write more.
+
+ 'Mr. _Bury_--my old neighbour in Redcross Street. He is a plain
+ honest man, sells the best coffee in all the neighbourhood, and
+ lives in this world like a spiritual stranger and pilgrim in a
+ foreign country.
+
+ 'Anabaptist (alias _Elephant_) _Smith_. He was a man of great
+ sincerity and happy contentment in all circumstances of life.'
+
+If an affection for passages of this kind be condemned as trivial, and
+akin to the sentimentalism of the man in Calverley's poem who wept
+over a box labelled 'This side up,' I will shelter myself behind
+Carlyle, who was evidently deeply moved, as his review of Boswell's
+Johnson proves, by the life-history of Mr. F. Lewis, 'of whose birth,
+death, and whole terrestrial _res gestae_ this only, and, strange
+enough, this actually, survives--"Sir, he lived in London, and hung
+loose upon society. _Stat_ PARVI _hominis umbra_."' On that peg
+Carlyle's imagination hung a whole biography.
+
+Dunton, who was the son of the Rector of Aston Clinton, was
+apprenticed, about 1675, to a London bookseller. He had from the
+beginning a great turn both for religion and love. He, to use his own
+phrase, 'sat under the powerful ministry of Mr. Doolittle.' 'One
+Lord's day, and I remember it with sorrow, I was to hear the Rev. Mr.
+Doolittle, and it was then and there the beautiful Rachel Seaton gave
+me that fatal wound.'
+
+The first book Dunton ever printed was by the Rev. Mr. Doolittle, and
+was of an eminently religious character.
+
+'One Lord's Day (and I am very sensible of the sin) I was strolling
+about just as my fancy led me, and, stepping into Dr. Annesley's
+meeting-place--where, instead of engaging my attention to what the
+Doctor said, I suffered both my mind and eyes to run at random--I soon
+singled out a young lady that almost charmed me dead; but, having made
+my inquiries, I found to my sorrow she was pre-engaged.' However,
+Dunton was content with the elder sister, one of the three daughters
+of Dr. Annesley. The one he first saw became the wife of the Reverend
+Samuel Wesley, and the mother of John and Charles. The third daughter
+is said to have been married to Daniel De Foe.
+
+As soon as he was out of his apprenticeship, Dunton set up business as
+a publisher and bookseller. He says grimly enough:
+
+ 'A man should be well furnished with an honest policy if he intends
+ to set out to the world nowadays. And this is no less necessary in
+ a bookseller than in any other tradesman, for in that way there are
+ plots and counter-plots, and a whole army of hackney authors that
+ keep their grinders moving by the travail of their pens. These
+ gormandizers will eat you the very life out of a _copy_ so soon as
+ ever it appears, for as the times go, _Original_ and _Abridgement_
+ are almost reckoned as necessary as man and wife.'
+
+The mischief to which Dunton refers was permitted by the stupidity of
+the judges, who refused to consider an abridgment of a book any
+interference with its copyright. Some learned judges have, indeed,
+held that an abridger is a benefactor, but as his benefactions are not
+his own, but another's, a shorter name might be found for him. The law
+on the subject is still uncertain.
+
+Dunton proceeds: 'Printing was now the uppermost in my thoughts, and
+hackney authors began to ply me with _specimens_ as earnestly and
+with as much passion and concern as the watermen do passengers with
+_Oars_ and _Scullers_. I had some acquaintance with this generation in
+my apprenticeship, and had never any warm affection for them, in
+regard I always thought their great concern lay more in _how much a
+sheet_, than in any generous respect they bore to the _Commonwealth of
+Learning_; and indeed the learning itself of these gentlemen lies very
+often in as little room as their honesty, though they will pretend to
+have studied for six or seven years in the Bodleian Library, to have
+turned over the Fathers, and to have read and digested the whole
+compass both of human and ecclesiastic history, when, alas! they have
+never been able to understand a single page of St. Cyprian, and cannot
+tell you whether the Fathers lived before or after Christ.'
+
+Yet of one of this hateful tribe Dunton is able to speak well. He
+declares Mr. Bradshaw to have been the best accomplished hackney
+author he ever met with. He pronounces his style incomparably fine. He
+had quarrelled with him, but none the less he writes: 'If Mr. Bradshaw
+is yet alive, I here declare to the world and to him that I freely
+forgive him what he owes, both in money and books, if he will only be
+so kind as to make me a visit. But I am afraid the worthy gentleman is
+dead, for he was wretchedly overrun with melancholy, and the very
+blackness of it reigned in his countenance. He had certainly performed
+wonders with his pen, had not his poverty pursued him and almost laid
+the necessity upon him to be unjust.'
+
+All hackney authors were not poor. Some of the compilers and
+abridgers made what even now would be considered by popular novelists
+large sums. Scotsmen were very good at it. Gordon and Campbell became
+wealthy men. If authors had a turn for politics, Sir Robert Walpole
+was an excellent paymaster. Arnall, who was bred an attorney, is
+stated to have been paid £11,000 in four years by the Government for
+his pamphlets.
+
+ 'Come, then, I'll comply.
+ Spirit of Arnall, aid me while I lie!'
+
+It cannot have been pleasant to read this, but then Pope belonged to
+the opposition, and was a friend of Lord Bolingbroke, and would
+consequently say anything.
+
+There is not a more interesting and artless autobiography to be read
+than William Hutton's, the famous bookseller and historian of
+Birmingham. Hutton has been somewhat absurdly called the English
+Franklin. He is not in the least like Franklin. He has none of
+Franklin's supreme literary skill, and he was a loving, generous, and
+tender-hearted man, which Franklin certainly was not. Hutton's first
+visit to London was paid in 1749. He walked up from Nottingham, spent
+three days in London, and then walked back to Nottingham. The jaunt,
+if such an expression is applicable, cost him eleven shillings less
+fourpence. Yet he paid his way. The only money he spent to gain
+admission to public places was a penny to see Bedlam.
+
+Interesting, however, as is Hutton's book, it tells us next to nothing
+about book-selling, except that in his hands it was a prosperous
+undertaking.
+
+
+
+
+A FEW WORDS ABOUT COPYRIGHT IN BOOKS
+
+
+Copyright, which is the exclusive liberty reserved to an author and
+his assigns of printing or otherwise multiplying copies of his book
+during certain fixed periods of time, is a right of modern origin.
+
+There is nothing about copyright in Justinian's compilations.
+
+It is a mistake to suppose that books did not circulate freely in the
+era of manuscripts. St. Augustine was one of the most popular authors
+that ever lived. His _City of God_ ran over Europe after a fashion
+impossible to-day. Thousands of busy hands were employed, year out and
+year in, making copies for sale of this famous treatise. Yet Augustine
+had never heard of copyright, and never received a royalty on sales in
+his life.
+
+The word 'copyright' is of purely English origin, and came into
+existence as follows:
+
+The Stationers' Company was founded by royal charter in 1556, and from
+the beginning has kept register-books, wherein, first, by decrees of
+the Star Chamber, afterwards by orders of the Houses of Parliament,
+and finally by Act of Parliament, the titles of all publications and
+reprints have had to be entered prior to publication.
+
+None but booksellers, as publishers were then content to be called,
+were members of the Stationers' Company, and by the usage of the
+Company no entries could be made in their register-books except in the
+names of members, and thereupon the book referred to in the entry
+became the 'copy' of the member or members who had caused it to be
+registered.
+
+By virtue of this registration the book became, in the opinion of the
+Stationers' Company, the property _in perpetuity_ of the member or
+members who had effected the registration. This was the 'right' of the
+stationer to his 'copy.'
+
+Copyright at first is therefore not an author's, but a bookseller's
+copyright. The author had no part or lot in it unless he chanced to be
+both an author and a bookseller, an unusual combination in early days.
+The author took his manuscript to a member of the Stationers' Company,
+and made the best bargain he could for himself. The stationer, if
+terms were arrived at, carried off the manuscript to his Company and
+registered the title in the books, and thereupon became, in his
+opinion, and in that of his Company, the owner, at common law, in
+perpetuity of his 'copy.'
+
+The stationers, having complete control over their register-books,
+made what entries they chose, and all kinds of books, even Homer and
+the Classics, became the 'property' of its members. The booksellers,
+nearly all Londoners, respected each other's 'copies,' and jealously
+guarded access to their registers. From time to time there were sales
+by auction of a bookseller's 'copies,' but the public--that is, the
+country booksellers, for there were no other likely buyers--were
+excluded from the sale-room. A great monopoly was thus created and
+maintained by the trade. There was never any examination of title to a
+bookseller's copy. Every book of repute was supposed to have a
+bookseller for its owner. Bunyan's _Pilgrim's Progress_ was Mr.
+Ponder's copy, Milton's _Paradise Lost_ Mr. Tonson's copy, _The Whole
+Duty of Man_ Mr. Eyre's copy, and so on. The thing was a corrupt and
+illegal trade combination.
+
+The expiration of the Licensing Act, and the consequent cessation of
+the penalties it inflicted upon unlicensed printing, exposed the
+proprietors of 'copies' to an invasion of their rights, real or
+supposed, and in 1703, and again in 1706 and 1709, they applied to
+Parliament for a Bill to protect them against the 'ruin' with which
+they alleged themselves to be threatened.[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: What the booksellers wanted was not to be left to their
+ common law remedy--_i.e._, an action of trespass on the case--but to
+ be supplied with penalties for infringement, and especially with the
+ right to seize and burn unauthorized editions.]
+
+In 1710 they got what they asked for in the shape of the famous
+Statute of Queen Anne, the first copyright law in the world. A truly
+English measure, ill considered and ill drawn, which did the very last
+thing it was meant to do--viz., destroy the property it was intended
+to protect.
+
+By this Act, in which the 'author' first makes his appearance actually
+in front of the 'proprietor,' it was provided that, _in case of new
+books_, the author and his assigns should have the sole right of
+printing them for fourteen years, and if at the end of that time the
+author was still alive, a second term of fourteen years was conceded.
+In the case of _existing books_, there was to be but one term--viz.,
+twenty-one years, from August 10, 1710.
+
+Registration at the Stationers' Company was still required, but
+nothing was said as to who might make the entries, or into whose names
+they were to be made.
+
+Then followed the desired penalties for infringement. The booksellers
+thought the terms of years meant no more than that the penalties were
+to be limited by way of experiment to those periods.
+
+Many years flew by before the Stationers' Company discovered the
+mischief wrought by the statute they had themselves promoted. To cut a
+long matter short, it was not until 1774 that the House of Lords
+decided that, whether there ever had been a perpetuity in literary
+property at common law or not, it was destroyed by the Act of Queen
+Anne, and that from and after the passing of that law neither author,
+assignee, nor proprietor of 'copy' had any exclusive right of
+multiplication, save for and during the periods of time the statute
+created.
+
+It was a splendid fight--a Thirty Years' War. Great lawyers were fee'd
+in it; luminous and lengthy judgments were delivered. Mansfield was a
+booksellers' man; Thurlow ridiculed the pretensions of the Trade. It
+can be read about in _Boswell's Johnson_ and in Campbell's _Lives of
+the Lord Chancellors_. The authors stood supinely by, not contributing
+a farthing towards the expenses. It was a booksellers' battle, and the
+booksellers were beaten, as they deserved to be.
+
+All this is past history, in which the modern money-loving, motoring
+author takes scant pleasure. Things are on a different footing now.
+The Act of 1842 has extended the statutory periods of protection. The
+perpetuity craze is over. A right in perpetuity to reprint Frank
+Fustian's novel or Tom Tatter's poem would not add a penny to the
+present value of the copyright of either of those productions. In
+business short views must prevail. An author cannot expect to raise
+money on his hope of immortality. Milton's publisher, good Mr.
+Symonds, probably thought, if he thought about it at all, that he was
+buying _Paradise Lost_ for ever when he registered it as his 'copy' in
+the books of his Company; but into the calculations he made to
+discover how much he could afford to give the author posterity did not
+and could not enter. How was Symonds to know that Milton's fame was to
+outlive Cleveland's or Flatman's?
+
+How many of the books published in 1905 would have any copyright cash
+value in A.D. 2000? I do not pause for a reply.
+
+The modern author need have no quarrel with the statutory periods
+fixed by the Act of 1842,[A] though common-sense has long since
+suggested that a single term, the author's life and thirty or forty
+years after, should be substituted for the alternative periods named
+in the Act.
+
+ [Footnote A: Author's life _plus_ seven years, or forty-two years
+ from date of publication, whichever term is the longer. The great
+ objection to the second term is that an author's books go out of
+ copyright at different dates, and the earlier editions go out
+ first.]
+
+What the modern author alone desiderates is a big, immediate, and
+protected market.
+
+The United States of America have been a great disappointment to many
+an honest British author. In the wicked old days when the States took
+British books without paying for them they used to take them in large
+numbers, but now that they have turned honest and passed a law
+allowing the British author copyright on certain terms, they have in
+great measure ceased to take; for, by the strangest of coincidences,
+no sooner were British novels, histories, essays, and the like,
+protected in America, than there sprang up in the States themselves,
+novelists, historians, and essayists, not only numerous enough to
+supply their own home markets, but talented enough to cross the
+Atlantic in large numbers and challenge us in our own. Such a reward
+for honesty was not contemplated.
+
+International copyright and the Convention of Berne are things to be
+proud of and rejoice over. As the first chapter in a Code of Public
+European Law, they may mark the beginning of a time of settled peace,
+order, and disarmament, but they have not yet enriched a single
+author, though hereafter possibly an occasional novelist or
+play-wright may prosper greatly under their provisions.
+
+The copyright question is now at last really a settled question, save
+in a single aspect of it. What, if anything, should be done in the
+case of those authors, few in number, whose literary lives prove
+longer than the period of statutory protection? Should any distinction
+in law be struck between a Tennyson and a Tupper? between--But why
+multiply examples? There is no need to be unnecessarily offensive.
+
+The law and practice of to-day give the meat that remains on the bones
+of the dead author after the expiration of the statutory period of
+protection to the Trade. Any publisher who likes to bring out an
+edition can do so, though by doing so he does not gain any exclusive
+rights. A brother publisher may compete with him. As a result
+the public is usually well served with cheap editions of those
+non-copyright authors whose works are worth reprinting the moment the
+copyright expires.
+
+Some lovers of justice, however, think that it is unnecessary all at
+once to endow the Trade with these windfalls, and that if an author's
+family, or his or their assignees, were prepared to publish cheap
+editions immediately after the expiration of the usual period of
+protection, they ought to be allowed to do so for a further period of,
+say, forty years. If they failed within a reasonable time either to do
+so themselves or to arrange for others to do so, this extended period
+should lapse.
+
+Were this to be the law nobody could say that it was unfair; but it is
+never likely to be the law. It would take time for discussion, and now
+there is no time left in which to discuss anything in Parliament. A
+much-needed Copyright Bill has been in draft for years, has been
+mentioned in Queen's and King's speeches, but it has never been read
+even a first time. If it ever is read a first time, its only chance of
+becoming law will be if it is taken in a lump, as it stands, without
+consideration or amendment. To such a pass has legislation been
+reduced in this country!
+
+This draft Bill does not contain any provision for specially
+protecting the families of authors whose works long outlive their
+mortal lives. It makes no invidious distinctions. It leaves all the
+authors to hang together, the quick and the dead. Perhaps this is the
+better way.
+
+
+
+
+HANNAH MORE ONCE MORE
+
+
+I have been told by more than one correspondent, and not always in
+words of urbanity, that I owe an apology to the manes of Miss Hannah
+More, whose works I once purchased in nineteen volumes for 8s. 6d.,
+and about whom in consequence I wrote a page some ten years ago.[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: See _Collected Essays_, ii. 255.]
+
+To be accused of rudeness to a lady who exchanged witticisms with Dr.
+Johnson, soothed the widowed heart of Mrs. Garrick, directed the early
+studies of Macaulay, and in the spring of 1815 presented a small copy
+of her _Sacred Dramas_ to Mr. Gladstone, is no light matter. To libel
+the dead is, I know, not actionable--indeed, it is impossible; but
+evil-speaking, lying, and slandering are canonical offences from which
+the obligation to refrain knows no limits of time or place.
+
+I have often felt uneasy on this score, and never had the courage,
+until this very evening, to read over again what in the irritation of
+the moment I had been tempted to say about Miss Hannah More, after the
+outlay upon her writings already mentioned. Eight shillings and
+sixpence is, indeed, no great sum, but nineteen octavo volumes are a
+good many books. Yet Richardson is in nineteen volumes in Mangin's
+edition, and Swift is in nineteen volumes in Scott's edition, and
+glorious John Dryden lacks but a volume to make a third example. True
+enough; yet it will, I think, be granted me that you must be very fond
+of an author, male or female, if nineteen octavo volumes, all his or
+hers, are not a little irritating and provocative of temper. Think of
+the room they take! As for selling them, it is not so easy to sell
+nineteen volumes of a stone-dead author, particularly if you live
+three miles from a railway-station and do not keep a trap. Elia, the
+gentle Elia, as it is the idiotic fashion to call a writer who could
+handle his 'maulies' in a fray as well as Hazlitt himself, has told us
+how he could never see well-bound books he did not care about, but he
+longed to strip them so that he might warm his ragged veterans in
+their spoils. My copy of _Hannah More_ was in full calf, but never
+once did it occur to me--though I, too, have many a poor author with
+hardly a shirt to his back shivering in the dark corners of the
+library--to strip her of her warm clothing. And yet I had to do
+something, and quickly too, for sorely needed was Miss More's shelf.
+So I buried the nineteen volumes in the garden. 'Out of sight, out of
+mind,' said I cheerfully, stamping them down.
+
+This has hardly proved to be the case, for though Hannah More is
+incapable of a literary resurrection, and no one of her nineteen
+volumes has ever haunted my pillow, exclaiming,
+
+ 'Think how thou stab'dst me in my prime of youth,'
+
+nevertheless, I have not been able to get quite rid of an uneasy
+feeling that I was rude to her ten years ago in print--not, indeed, so
+rude as was her revered friend Dr. Johnson 126 years ago to her face;
+but then, I have not the courage to creep under the gabardine of our
+great Moralist.
+
+When, accordingly, I saw on the counters of the trade the daintiest of
+volumes, hailing, too, from the United States, entitled _Hannah
+More_,[A] and perceived that it was a short biography and appreciation
+of the lady on my mind, I recognised that my penitential hour had at
+last come. I took the little book home with me, and sat down to read,
+determined to do justice and more than justice to the once celebrated
+mistress of Cowslip Green and Barley Wood.
+
+ [Footnote A: _Hannah More_, by Marian Harland. New York and London:
+ G.P. Putnam.]
+
+Miss Harland's preface is most engaging. She reminds a married sister
+how in the far-off days of their childhood in a Southern State their
+Sunday reading, usually confined or sought to be confined, to 'bound
+sermons and semi-detached tracts,' was enlivened by the _Works of
+Hannah More_. She proceeds as follows:
+
+ 'At my last visit to you I took from your bookshelves one of a set
+ of volumes in uniform binding of full calf, coloured mellowly by
+ the touch and the breath of fifty odd years. They belonged to the
+ dear old home library.... The leaves of the book I held fell apart
+ at _The Shepherd of Salisbury Plain_.'
+
+I leave my readers to judge how uncomfortable these innocent words
+made me:
+
+ 'The usher took six hasty strides
+ As smit with sudden pain.'
+
+I knew that set of volumes, their distressing uniformity of binding,
+their full calf. Their very fellows lie mouldering in an East Anglian
+garden, mellow enough by this time and strangely coloured.
+
+Circumstances alter cases. Miss Harland thinks that if the life of
+Charlotte Brontë's mother had been mercifully spared, the authoress of
+_Jane Eyre_ and _Villette_ might have grown up more like Hannah More
+than she actually did. Perhaps so. As I say, circumstances alter
+cases, and if the works of Hannah More had been in my old home
+library, I might have read _The Shepherd of Salisbury Plain_ and
+_The Search after Happiness_ of a Sunday, and found solace therein.
+But they were not there, and I had to get along as best I could with
+the _Pilgrim's Progress_, stories by A.L.O.E., the crime-stained
+page of Mrs. Sherwood's _Tales from the Church Catechism_, and,
+'more curious sport than that,' the _Bible in Spain_ of the
+never-sufficiently-bepraised George Borrow.
+
+What, however, is a little odd about Miss Harland's enthusiasm for
+Hannah More's writings is that it expires with the preface. _There_,
+indeed, it glows with a beautiful light:
+
+ 'And _The Search after Happiness!_ You cannot have forgotten all of
+ the many lines we learned by heart on Sunday afternoons in the
+ joyful spring-time when we were obliged to clear the pages every
+ few minutes of yellow jessamine bells and purple Wistaria petals
+ flung down by the warm wind.'
+
+This passage lets us into the secret. I suspect in sober truth both
+Miss Harland and her sister have long since forgotten all the lines in
+_The Search after Happiness_, but what they have never forgotten, what
+they never can forget, are the jessamine bells and the Wistaria
+petals, yellow and purple, blown about in the warm winds that visited
+their now desolate and forsaken Southern home. Less beautiful things
+than jessamine and Wistaria, if only they clustered round the house
+where you were born, are remembered when the lines of far better
+authors than Miss Hannah More have gone clean out of your head:
+
+ 'As life wanes, all its cares and strife and toil
+ Seem strangely valueless, while the old trees
+ Which grew by our youth's home, the waving mass
+ Of climbing plants heavy with bloom and dew,
+ The morning swallows with their songs like words--
+ All these seem dear, and only worth our thoughts.'
+
+
+Thus the youthful Browning in his marvellous _Pauline_. The same note
+is struck after a humbler and perhaps more moving fashion in the
+following simple strain of William Allingham:
+
+ 'Four ducks on a pond,
+ A grass-bank beyond;
+ A blue sky of spring,
+ White clouds on the wing;
+ How little a thing
+ To remember for years--
+ To remember with tears!'
+
+If this be so--and who, looking into his own heart, but must own that
+so it is?--it explains how it comes about that as soon as Miss Harland
+finished her preface, got away from her childhood and began her
+biography, she has so little to tell us about Miss More's books, and
+from that little the personal note of enjoyment is entirely wanting.
+Indeed, though a pious soul, she occasionally cannot restrain her
+surprise how such ponderous commonplaces ever found a publisher, to
+say nothing of a reader.
+
+'Such books as Miss More's,' she says, 'would to-day in America fall
+from the press like a stone into the depths of the sea of oblivion,
+creating no more sensation upon the surface than the bursting of a
+bubble in mid-Atlantic.'
+
+And again:
+
+'That Hannah More was a power for righteousness in her long
+generation we must take upon the testimony of her best and wisest
+contemporaries.'
+
+However good may be your intentions, it seems hard to avoid being rude
+to this excellent lady.
+
+I confess I never liked her love story. Anything more cold-blooded I
+never read. I am not going to repeat it. Why should I? It is told at
+length in Miss More's authorized biography in four volumes by William
+Roberts, Esq. I saw a copy yesterday exposed for sale in New Oxford
+Street, price 1s. Miss Harland also tells the tale, not without
+chuckling. I refer the curious to her pages.
+
+Then there are those who can never get rid of the impression that
+Hannah More 'fagged' her four sisters mercilessly; but who can tell?
+Some people like being fagged.
+
+Precisely _when_ Miss More bade farewell to what in later life she was
+fond of calling her gay days, when she wrote dull plays and went to
+stupid Sunday parties, one finds it hard to discover, but at no time
+did it ever come home to her that she needed repentance herself. She
+seems always thinking of the sins and shortcomings of her neighbours,
+rich and poor. Sometimes, indeed, when deluged with flattery, she
+would intimate that she was a miserable sinner, but that is not what I
+mean. She concerned herself greatly with the manners of the great,
+and deplored their cards and fashionable falsehoods. John Newton,
+captain as he had been of a slaver, saw the futility of such
+pin-pricks:
+
+'The fashionable world,' so he wrote to Miss More, 'by their numbers
+form a phalanx not easily impressible, and their habits of life are as
+armour of proof which renders them not easily vulnerable. Neither the
+rude club of a boisterous Reformer nor the pointed, delicate weapons
+of the authoress before me can overthrow or rout them.'
+
+But Miss More never forgot to lecture the rich or to patronize the
+poor.
+
+_Coelebs in Search of a Wife_ is an impossible book, and I do not
+believe Miss Harland has read it; but as for the famous _Shepherd_, we
+are never allowed to forget how Mr. Wilberforce declared a few years
+before his death, to the admiration of the religious world, that he
+would rather present himself in heaven with _The Shepherd of Salisbury
+Plain_ in his hand than with--what think you?--_Peveril of the Peak_!
+The bare notion of such a proceeding on anybody's part is enough to
+strike one dumb with what would be horror, did not amazement swallow
+up every other feeling. What rank Arminianism! I am sure the last
+notion that ever would have entered the head of Sir Walter was to take
+_Peveril_ to heaven.
+
+But whatever may be thought of the respective merits of Miss More's
+nineteen volumes and Sir Walter's ninety-eight, there is no doubt that
+Barley Wood was as much infested with visitors as ever was Abbotsford.
+Eighty a week!
+
+'From twelve o'clock until three each day a constant stream of
+carriages and pedestrians filled the evergreen bordered avenue
+leading from the Wrington village road.'
+
+Among them came Lady Gladstone and W.E.G., aged six, the latter
+carrying away with him the _Sacred Dramas_, to be preserved during a
+long life.
+
+Miss More was a vivacious and agreeable talker, who certainly failed
+to do herself justice with her pen. Her health was never good, yet, as
+she survived thirty-five of her prescribing physicians, her vitality
+must have been great. Her face in Opie's portrait is very pleasant. If
+I was rude to her ten years ago, I apologize and withdraw; but as for
+her books, I shall leave them where they are--buried in a cliff facing
+due north, with nothing between them and the Pole but leagues upon
+leagues of a wind-swept ocean.
+
+
+
+
+ARTHUR YOUNG
+
+
+The name of Arthur Young is a familiar one to all readers of that
+history which begins with the forebodings of the French Revolution.
+Thousands of us learnt to be interested in him as the 'good Arthur,'
+'the excellent Arthur,' of Thomas Carlyle, a writer who had the art of
+making not only his own narrative, but the sources of it, attractive.
+Even 'Carrion-Heath,' in the famous introductory chapter to the
+_Cromwell_, is invested with a kind of charm, whilst in the stormy
+firmament of the _French Revolution_ the star of Arthur Young twinkles
+with a mild effulgency. The autobiography of such a man could hardly
+fail to be interesting.[A] The 'good Arthur' was born in 1741, the
+younger son of a small 'squarson' who inherited from his father the
+manor of Bradfield Combust, in Suffolk, but held the living of Thames
+Ditton. Here he made the acquaintance of the Onslow family, and
+Speaker Onslow was one of Arthur's godfathers. The Rev. Dr. Young died
+in 1759, much in debt. The Bradfield property had been settled for
+life on his wife, who had brought her husband some fortune, and to
+the manor-house she retired to economize.
+
+ [Footnote A: _The Autobiography of Arthur Young_. Edited by M. Betham
+ Edwards. Smith, Elder and Co.]
+
+Arthur's education had been muddled; and an attempt to make a merchant
+of him having fallen through, he found himself, on his father's death,
+aged eighteen, 'without education, profession, or employment,' and his
+whole fortune, during his mother's life, consisting of a copyhold farm
+of 20 acres, producing as many pounds. In these circumstances, to
+think of literature was well-nigh inevitable, and, in 1762, the
+autobiography tells us:
+
+ 'I set on foot a periodical publication, entitled the _Universal
+ Museum_, which came out monthly, printed with glorious imprudence
+ on my own account. I waited on Dr. Johnson, who was sitting by the
+ fire so half-dressed and slovenly a figure as to make me stare at
+ him. I stated my plan, and begged that he would favour me with a
+ paper once a month, offering at the same time any remuneration that
+ he might name.'
+
+Here we see dimly prefigured a modern editor prematurely soliciting
+the support of Great Names. But the Cham of literature, himself the
+son of a bookseller, would have none of it.
+
+ '"No, sir," he replied; "such a work would be sure to fail if the
+ booksellers have not the property, and you will lose a great deal
+ of money by it."
+
+ '"Certainly, sir," I said, "if I am not fortunate enough to induce
+ authors of real talent to contribute."
+
+ '"No, sir, you are mistaken; such authors will not support such a
+ work, nor will you persuade them to write in it. You will purchase
+ disappointment by the loss of your money, and I advise you by all
+ means to give up the plan."
+
+ 'Somebody was introduced, and I took my leave.'
+
+The _Universal Museum_, none the less, appeared, but after five
+numbers Young 'procured a meeting of ten or a dozen booksellers, and
+had the luck and address to persuade them to take the whole scheme
+upon themselves.' He then calmly adds, 'I believe no success ever
+attended it.' It was, indeed, 100 years before its time. Literature
+abandoned, Young took one of his mother's farms. 'I had no more idea
+of farming than of physic or divinity,' nor did he, man of European
+reputation as a farmer though he soon became, ever make farming pay.
+He had an itching pen, and after four years' farming (1763-1766) he
+published the result of his experience. Never, surely, before has an
+author spoken of his first-born as in the autobiography Young speaks
+of this publication:
+
+ 'And the circumstance which perhaps of all others in my life I
+ most deeply regretted and considered as a sin of the blackest dye
+ was the publishing of my experience during these four years,
+ which, speaking as a farmer, was nothing but ignorance, folly,
+ presumption, and rascality.'
+
+None the less, it was writing this rascally book that seems to have
+given him the idea of those agricultural tours which were to make his
+name famous throughout the world. His Southern tour was in 1767, his
+Northern in 1768, and his Eastern in 1770. The subject he specially
+illuminated in these epoch-making books was the rotation of crops,
+though he occasionally diverged upon deep-ploughing and kindred
+themes. The tours excited, for the first time, the agricultural spirit
+of Great Britain, and their author almost at once became a celebrated
+man.
+
+In 1765 Young married the wrong woman, and started upon a career of
+profound matrimonial discomfort, and even misery; a blunt, truthful
+writer, he makes no bones about it. It was an unhappy marriage from
+its beginning in 1765 to its end in 1815. Young himself, though by no
+means vivacious in this autobiography, where he frankly complains of
+himself as having no more wit than a fig, was a very popular person
+with all classes and both sexes. He was an enormous diner-out, and his
+authority as an agriculturist, united to his undeniable charm as a
+companion, threw open to him all the great places in the country. But
+his finances were a perpetual trouble. On carrot seeds and cabbages he
+was an authority, but from 1766-1775 his income never exceeded £300 a
+year. He had an excellent mother, whom he dearly loved, and who with
+the characteristic bluntness of the family bade him think less about
+carrots and more about his Creator. 'You may call all this rubbish if
+you please, but a time will come when you will be convinced whose
+notions are rubbish, yours or mine.' And the old lady was quite right,
+as mothers so frequently turn out to be. In 1778 Young went over to
+Ireland as agent to Lord Kingsborough. He got £500 down, and was to
+have an annual salary of £500 and a house. Young soon got to work, and
+became anxious to persuade his employer to let his lands direct to the
+occupying cottar, and so get rid of the middlemen. This did not suit a
+certain Major Thornhill, a relative and leaseholder, and thereupon a
+pretty plot was hatched. Lady K. had a Catholic governess, a Miss
+Crosby, upon whom it was thought my lord occasionally cast the eye of
+partiality, whilst Arthur himself got on very well with her ladyship,
+who was heard to pronounce him to be, as he was, 'one of the most
+lively, agreeable fellows.' Out of these materials the Major and his
+helpmeet concocted a double plot--namely, to make the lord jealous of
+the steward, and the lady jealous of the governess, and to cause both
+lord and lady respectively to believe that the steward was deeply
+engaged both in abetting the amour of the lord and the governess, and
+in prosecuting his own amour with the lady. The result was that both
+governess and steward got notice to quit; but--and this is very
+Irish--both went off with life annuities, the governess with one of
+£50 per annum, and the steward with one of £72, and, what is still
+more odd, we find Young at the end of his life in receipt of his
+annuity. They were an expensive couple, these two.
+
+In 1780 Young published his _Irish Tour_, which was immediately
+successful and popular in both kingdoms. In it he attacked the bounty
+paid on the land-carriage of corn to Dublin. The bounty was, in the
+session of Parliament next after the publication of Young's book,
+reduced by one-half, and soon given up entirely. Young maintains that
+this saved Ireland £80,000 a year. Nobody seems to have said 'Thank
+you.'
+
+In May, 1783, was born the child 'Bobbin,' whose death, fourteen years
+later, was to change the current of Young's life. The following year
+Arthur Young paid his first visit to France, confining himself,
+however, to Calais and its neighbourhood, and in the same year his
+mother died, and, by an arrangement with his eldest brother, 'this
+patch of landed property,' as Young calls Bradfield, descended upon
+him. His first famous journey in France was made between May and
+November, 1787, and cost the marvellously small sum of £118 15s. 2d.
+His second and third French journeys were made in July, 1788, and in
+June, 1789. The third was the longest, and extended into 1790. Three
+years later Young was appointed, by Pitt, Secretary of the then Board
+of Agriculture. A melancholy account is given by Young of a visit he
+paid Burke at Gregory's in 1796. Young drove there in the chariot of
+his fussy chief, Sir John Sinclair, to discover what Burke's
+intentions might be as to an intended publication of his relating to
+the price of labour. The account, which occupies four pages, is too
+long for quotation. It concludes thus:
+
+ 'I am glad once more to have seen and conversed with the man who I
+ hold to possess the greatest and most brilliant gifts of any penman
+ of the age in which he lived. Whose conversation has often
+ fascinated me, whose eloquence has charmed; whose writings have
+ delighted and instructed the world; whose name will without
+ question descend to the latest posterity. But to behold so great a
+ genius, so deepened with melancholy, stooping with infirmity of
+ body, feeling the anguish of a lacerated mind, and sinking to the
+ grave under accumulated misery--to see all this in a character I
+ venerate, and apparently without resource or comfort, wounded
+ every feeling of my soul, and I left him the next day almost as
+ low-spirited as himself.'
+
+But Young himself was soon to pass into the same Valley of the Shadow,
+not so much of Death as of Joyless Life. His beloved and idolized
+Bobbin died on July 14, 1797. She seems to have been a wise little
+maiden, to whom her father wrote most affectionate letters, full of
+rather unsuitable details, political and financial and otherwise, and
+not scrupling to speak of the child's mother in a disagreeable manner.
+Bobbin replies with delightful composure to these worrying letters:
+
+ 'I have just got six of the most beautiful little rabbits you ever
+ saw; they skip about so prettily you can't think, and I shall have
+ some more in a few weeks. Having had so much physic, I am right
+ down tired of it. I take it still twice a day--my appetite is
+ better. What can you mind politics so for? I don't think about
+ them.--Well, good-bye, and believe me, dear papa, your dutiful
+ Daughter.'
+
+After poor little Bobbin's death, it happened to Arthur Young even as
+his mother foretold. Carrots and crops and farming tours hastily
+retreat, and we find the eminent agriculturist busying himself, with
+the same seriousness and good faith he had devoted to the rotation of
+the crops, with the sermons and treatises of Clarke and Jortin and
+Secker and Tillotson, etc., and all to discover what had become of his
+dear little Bobbin. His outlook upon the world was changed--the great
+parties at Petworth, at Euston, at Woburn struck him differently; the
+huge irreligion of the world filled him as for the first time with
+amazement and horror:
+
+ 'How few years are passed since I should have pushed on eagerly to
+ Woburn! This time twelve months I dined with the Duke on
+ Sunday--the party not very numerous, but chiefly of rank--the
+ entertainment more splendid than usual there. He expects me to-day,
+ but I have more pleasure in resting, going twice to church, and
+ eating a morsel of cold lamb at a very humble inn, than partaking
+ of gaiety and dissipation at a great table which might as well be
+ spread for a company of heathens as English lords and men of
+ fashion.'
+
+It is all mighty fine calling this religious hypochondria and
+depression of spirits. It is one of the facts of life. Young stuck to
+his post, and did his work, and quarrelled with his wife to the end,
+or nearly so. He cannot have been so lively and agreeable a companion
+as of old, for we find him in November, 1806, at Euston, endeavouring
+to impress on the Duke of Grafton that by his tenets he had placed
+himself entirely under the covenant of works, and that he must be
+tried for them, and that 'I would not be in such a situation for ten
+thousand worlds. He was mild and more patient than I expected.'
+Perhaps, after all, Carlyle was not so far wrong when he praised our
+aristocracy for their 'politeness.' In 1808 Young became blind. In
+1815 his wife died. In 1820 he died himself, leaving behind him seven
+packets of manuscript and twelve folio volumes of correspondence.
+
+Young's great work, _Travels during the Years 1787, 1788, and 1789,
+undertaken more particularly with a View of Ascertaining the
+Cultivation, Wealth, Resources, and National Prosperity of the Kingdom
+of France_, published in 1792, is one of those books which will always
+be a great favourite with somebody. It will outlive eloquence and
+outstay philosophy. It contains some famous passages.
+
+
+
+
+THOMAS PAINE
+
+
+Proverbs are said to be but half-truths, but 'give a dog a bad name
+and hang him' is a saying almost as veracious as it is felicitous; and
+to no one can it possibly be applied with greater force than to Thomas
+Paine, the rebellious staymaker, the bankrupt tobacconist, the amazing
+author of _Common-sense_, _The Rights of Man_, and _The Age of Reason_.
+
+Until quite recently Tom Paine lay without the pale of toleration. No
+circle of liberality was constructed wide enough to include him. Even
+the scouted Unitarian scouted Thomas. He was 'the infamous Paine,'
+'the vulgar atheist.' Whenever mentioned in pious discourse it was but
+to be waved on one side as thus: 'No one of my hearers is likely to be
+led astray by the scurrilous blasphemies of Paine.'
+
+I can well remember when an asserted intimacy with the writings of
+Paine marked a man from his fellows and invested him in children's
+minds with a horrid fascination. The writings themselves were only to
+be seen in bookshops of evil reputation, and, when hastily turned over
+with furtive glances, proved to be printed in small type and on
+villainous paper. For a boy to have bought them and taken them inside
+a decent home would have been to run the risk of fierce wrath in this
+life and the threat of it in the next. If ever there was a hung dog,
+his name was Tom Paine.
+
+But History is, as we know, for ever revising her records. None of her
+judgments are final. A life of Thomas Paine, in two portly and
+well-printed volumes, with gilt tops, wide margins, spare leaves at
+the end, and all the other signs and tokens of literary
+respectability, has lately appeared. No President, no Prime
+Minister--nay, no Bishop or Moderator--need hope to have his memoirs
+printed in better style than are these of Thomas Paine, by Mr. Moncure
+D. Conway. Were any additional proof required of the complete
+resuscitation of Paine's reputation, it might be found in the fact
+that his life _is_ in two volumes, though it would have been far
+better told in one.
+
+Mr. Conway believes implicitly in Paine--not merely in his virtue and
+intelligence, but that he was a truly great man, who played a great
+part in human affairs. He will no more admit that Paine was a
+busybody, inflated with conceit and with a strong dash of insolence,
+than he will that Thomas was a drunkard. That Paine's speech was
+undoubtedly plain and his nose undeniably red is as far as Mr. Conway
+will go. If we are to follow the biographer the whole way, we must not
+only unhang the dog, but give him sepulture amongst the sceptred
+Sovereigns who rule us from their urns.
+
+Thomas Paine was born at Thetford, in Norfolk, in January, 1737, and
+sailed for America in 1774, then being thirty-seven years of age. Up
+to this date he was a rank failure. His trade was staymaking, but he
+had tried his hand at many things. He was twice an Excise officer, but
+was twice dismissed the service, the first time for falsely
+pretending to have made certain inspections which, in fact, he had not
+made, and the second time for carrying on business in an excisable
+article--tobacco, to wit--without the leave of the Board. Paine had
+married the tobacconist's business, but neither the marriage nor the
+business prospered; the second was sold by auction, and the first
+terminated by mutual consent.
+
+Mr. Conway labours over these early days of his hero very much, but he
+can make nothing of them. Paine was an Excise officer at Lewes, where,
+so Mr. Conway reminds us, 'seven centuries before Paine opened his
+office in Lewes, came Harold's son, possibly to take charge of the
+Excise as established by Edward the Confessor, just deceased.' This
+device of biographers is a little stale. The Confessor was guiltless
+of the Excise.
+
+Paine's going to America was due to Benjamin Franklin, who made
+Paine's acquaintance in London, and, having the wit to see his
+ability, recommended him 'as a clerk or assistant-tutor in a school or
+assistant-surveyor.' Thus armed, Paine made his appearance in
+Philadelphia, where he at once obtained employment as editor of an
+intended periodical called the _Pennsylvanian Magazine or American
+Museum_, the first number of which appeared in January, 1775. Never
+was anything luckier. Paine was, without knowing it, a born
+journalist. His capacity for writing on the spur of the moment was
+endless, and his delight in doing so boundless. He had no difficulty
+for 'copy', though in those days contributors were few. He needed no
+contributors. He was 'Atlanticus'; he was 'Vox Populi'; he was
+'Aesop.' The unsigned articles were also mostly his. Having at last,
+after many adventures and false starts, found his vocation, Paine
+stuck to it. He spent the rest of his days with a pen in his hand,
+scribbling his advice and obtruding his counsel on men and nations.
+Both were usually of excellent quality.
+
+Paine was also happy in the moment of his arrival in America. The War
+of Independence was imminent, and in April, 1775, occurred 'the
+massacre of Lexington.' The Colonists were angry, but puzzled. They
+hardly knew what they wanted. They lacked a definite opinion to
+entertain and a cry to asseverate. Paine had no doubts. He hated
+British institutions with all the hatred of a civil servant who has
+had 'the sack.'
+
+In January, 1776, he published his pamphlet _Common-sense_, which must
+be ranked with the most famous pamphlets ever written. It is difficult
+to wade through now, but even _The Conduct of the Allies_ is not easy
+reading, and yet between Paine and Swift there is a great gulf fixed.
+The keynote of _Common-sense_ was separation once and for ever, and
+the establishment of a great Republic of the West. It hit between wind
+and water, had a great sale, and made its author a personage and, in
+his own opinion, a divinity.
+
+Paine now became the penman of the rebels. His series of manifestoes,
+entitled _The Crisis_, were widely read and carried healing on their
+wings, and in 1777 he was elected Secretary to the Committee of
+Foreign Affairs. Charles Lamb once declared that Rousseau was a good
+enough Jesus Christ for the French, and he was capable of declaring
+Tom Paine a good enough Milton for the Yankees. However that may be,
+Paine was an indefatigable and useful public servant. He was a bad
+gauger for King George, but he was an admirable scribe for a
+revolution conducted on constitutional principles.
+
+To follow his history through the war would be tedious. What
+Washington and Jefferson really thought of him we shall never know.
+He was never mercenary, but his pride was wounded that so little
+recognition of his astounding services was forthcoming. The
+ingratitude of Kings was a commonplace; the ingratitude of peoples an
+unpleasing novelty. But Washington bestirred himself at last, and
+Paine was voted an estate of 277 acres, more or less, and a sum of
+money. This was in 1784.
+
+Three years afterwards Thomas visited England, where he kept good
+company and was very usefully employed engineering, for which
+excellent pursuit he would appear to have had great natural aptitude.
+Blackfriars Bridge had just tumbled down, and it was Paine's laudable
+ambition to build its successor in iron. But the Bastille fell down as
+well as Blackfriars Bridge, and was too much for Paine. As Mr. Conway
+beautifully puts it: 'But again the Cause arose before him; he must
+part from all--patent interests, literary leisure, fine society--and
+take the hand of Liberty undowered, but as yet unstained. He must beat
+his bridge-iron into a key that shall unlock the British Bastille,
+whose walls he sees steadily closing around the people.' 'Miching
+mallecho--this means mischief;' and so it proved.
+
+Burke is responsible for the _Rights of Man_. This splendid
+sentimentalist published his _Reflections on the Revolution in France_
+in November, 1790. Paine immediately sat down in the Angel, Islington,
+and began his reply. He was not unqualified to answer Burke; he had
+fought a good fight between the years 1775 and 1784. Mr. Conway has
+some ground for his epigram, 'where Burke had dabbled, Paine had
+dived.' There is nothing in the _Rights of Man_ which would now
+frighten, though some of its expressions might still shock, a
+lady-in-waiting; but to profess Republicanism in 1791 was no joke, and
+the book was proclaimed and Paine prosecuted. Acting upon the advice
+of William Blake (the truly sublime), Paine escaped to France, where
+he was elected by three departments to a seat in the Convention, and
+in that Convention he sat from September, 1792, to December, 1793,
+when he was found quarters in the Luxembourg Prison.
+
+This invitation to foreigners to take part in the conduct of the
+French Revolution was surely one of the oddest things that ever
+happened, but Paine thought it natural enough so far, at least, as he
+was concerned. He could not speak a word of French, and all his
+harangues had to be translated and read to the Convention by a
+secretary, whilst Thomas stood smirking in the Tribune. His behaviour
+throughout was most creditable to him. He acted with the Girondists,
+and strongly opposed and voted against the murder of the King. His
+notion of a revolution was one by pamphlet, and he shrank from deeds
+of blood. His whole position was false and ridiculous. He really
+counted for nothing. The members of the Convention grew tired of his
+doctrinaire harangues, which, in fact, bored them not a little; but
+they respected his enthusiasm and the part he had played in America,
+whither they would gladly he had returned. Who put him in prison is a
+mystery. Mr. Conway thinks it was the American Minister in Paris,
+Gouverneur Morris. He escaped the guillotine, and was set free after
+ten months' confinement.
+
+All this time Washington had not moved a finger in behalf of the
+author of _Common-sense_ and _The Crisis_. Amongst Paine's papers this
+epigram was found:
+
+ 'ADVICE TO THE STATUARY WHO IS TO EXECUTE THE
+ STATUE OF WASHINGTON.
+
+ Take from the mine the coldest, hardest stone;
+ It needs no fashion--it is Washington.
+ But if you chisel, let the stroke be rude,
+ And on his heart engrave--"Ingratitude."'
+
+This is hard hitting.
+
+So far we have only had the Republican Paine, the outlaw Paine; the
+atheist Paine has not appeared. He did so in the _Age of Reason_,
+first published in 1794-1795. The object of this book was religious.
+Paine was a vehement believer in God and in the Divine government of
+the world, but he was not, to put it mildly, a Bible Christian. Nobody
+now is ever likely to read the _Age of Reason_ for instruction or
+amusement. Who now reads even Mr. Greg's _Creed of Christendom_, which
+is in effect, though not in substance, the same kind of book? Paine
+was a coarse writer, without refinement of nature, and he used brutal
+expressions and hurled his vulgar words about in a manner certain to
+displease. Still, despite it all, the _Age of Reason_ is a religious
+book, though a singularly unattractive one.
+
+Paine remained in France advocating all kinds of things, including a
+descent on England, the abduction of the Royal Family, and a Free
+Constitution. Napoleon sought him out, and assured him that he
+(Napoleon) slept with the _Rights of Man_ under his pillow. Paine
+believed him.
+
+In 1802 Paine returned to America, after fifteen years' absence.
+
+'Thou stricken friend of man,' exclaims Mr. Conway in a fine passage,
+'who hast appealed from the God of Wrath to the God of Humanity, see
+in the distance that Maryland coast which early voyagers called
+Avalon, and sing again your song when first stepping on that shore
+twenty-seven years ago.'
+
+The rest of Paine's life was spent in America without distinction or
+much happiness. He continued writing to the last, and died bravely on
+the morning of June 8, 1809.
+
+The Americans did not appreciate Paine's theology, and in 1819 allowed
+Cobbett to carry the bones of the author of _Common-sense_ to England,
+where--'as rare things will,' so, at least, Mr. Browning sings--they
+vanished. Nobody knows what has become of them.
+
+As a writer Paine has no merits of a lasting character, but he had a
+marvellous journalistic knack for inventing names and headings. He is
+believed to have concocted the two phrases 'The United States of
+America' and 'The Religion of Humanity.' Considering how little he had
+read, his discourses on the theory of government are wonderful, and
+his views generally were almost invariably liberal, sensible, and
+humane. What ruined him was an intolerable self-conceit, which led him
+to believe that his own productions superseded those of other men. He
+knew off by heart, and was fond of repeating, his own _Common-sense_
+and the _Rights of Man_. He was destitute of the spirit of research,
+and was wholly without one shred of humility. He was an oddity, a
+character, but he never took the first step towards becoming a great
+man.
+
+
+
+
+CHARLES BRADLAUGH[A]
+
+
+ [Footnote A: _Charles Bradlaugh: A Record of His Life and Work_. By
+ his daughter, Hypatia Bradlaugh Bonner. Two vols. London: T. Fisher
+ Unwin, 1894.]
+
+Mr. Bradlaugh was a noticeable man, and his life, even though it
+appears in the unwelcome but familiar shape of two octavo volumes, is
+a noticeable book. It is useless to argue with biographers; they, at
+all events, are neither utilitarians nor opportunists, but idealists
+pure and simple. What is the good of reminding them, being so
+majestical, of Guizot's pertinent remark, 'that if a book is
+unreadable it will not be read,' or of the older saying, 'A great book
+is a great evil'? for all such observations they simply put on one
+side as being, perhaps, true for others, but not for them. Had _Mr.
+Bradlaugh's Life_ been just half the size it would have had, at least,
+twice as many readers.
+
+The pity is all the greater because Mrs. Bonner has really performed a
+difficult task after a noble fashion and in a truly pious spirit. Her
+father's life was a melancholy one, and it became her duty as his
+biographer to break a silence on painful subjects about which he had
+preferred to say nothing. His reticence was a manly reticence; though
+a highly sensitive mortal, he preferred to put up with calumny rather
+than lay bare family sorrows and shame. His daughter, though compelled
+to break this silence, has done so in a manner full of dignity and
+feeling. The ruffians who in times past slandered the moral character
+of Bradlaugh will not probably read his life, nor, if they did, would
+they repent of their baseness. The willingness to believe everything
+evil of an adversary is incurable, springing as it does from a habit
+of mind. It was well said by Mr. Mill: 'I have learned from experience
+that many false opinions may be exchanged for true ones, without in
+the least altering the habits of mind of which false opinions are the
+result.' Now that Mr. Bradlaugh is dead, no purpose is served by
+repeating false accusations as to his treatment of his wife, or of his
+pious brother, or as to his disregard of family ties; but the next
+atheist who crops up must not expect any more generous treatment than
+Bradlaugh received from that particularly odious class of persons of
+whom it has been wittily said that so great is their zeal for
+religion, they have never time to say their prayers.
+
+Mr. Bradlaugh will, I suppose, be hereafter described in the
+dictionaries of biography as 'Freethinker and Politician.' Of the
+politician there is here no need to speak. He was a Radical of the
+old-fashioned type. When he first stood for Northampton in 1868, his
+election address was made up of tempting dishes, which afterwards
+composed Mr. Chamberlain's famous but unauthorized programme of 1885,
+with minority representation thrown in. Unpopular thinkers who have
+been pelted with stones by Christians, slightly the worse for liquor,
+are apt to think well of minorities. Mr. Bradlaugh's Radicalism had
+an individualistic flavour. He thought well of thrift, thereby
+incurring censure. Mr. Bradlaugh's politics are familiar enough. What
+about his freethinking? English freethinkers may be divided into two
+classes--those who have been educated and those who have had to
+educate themselves. The former class might apply to their own case the
+language once employed by Dr. Newman to describe himself and his
+brethren of the Oratory:
+
+ 'We have been nourished for the greater part of our lives in the
+ bosom of the great schools and universities of Protestant England;
+ we have been the foster foster-sons of the Edwards and Henries, the
+ Wykehams and Wolseys, of whom Englishmen are wont to make so much;
+ we have grown up amid hundreds of contemporaries, scattered at
+ present all over the country in those special ranks of society
+ which are the very walk of a member of the legislature.'
+
+These first-class free-thinkers have an excellent time of it, and, to
+use a fashionable phrase, 'do themselves very well indeed.' They move
+freely in society; their books lie on every table; they hob-a-nob with
+Bishops; and when they come to die, their orthodox relations gather
+round them, and lay them in the earth 'in the sure and certain
+hope'--so, at least, priestly lips are found willing to assert--'of
+the resurrection to eternal life through our Lord Jesus Christ.' And
+yet there was not a dogma of the Christian faith in which they were in
+a position to profess their belief.
+
+The free-thinkers of the second class, poor fellows! have hitherto led
+very different lives. Their foster-parents have been poverty and
+hardship; their school education has usually terminated at eleven; all
+their lives they have been desperately poor; alone, unaided, they
+have been left to fight the battle of a Free Press.
+
+Richard Carlile, as honourable a man as most, and between whose
+religious opinions and (let us say) Lord Palmerston's there was
+probably no difference worth mentioning, spent nine out of the
+fifty-two years of his life in prison. Attorney-Generals, and, indeed,
+every degree of prosecuting counsel have abused this kind of
+free-thinker, not merely with professional impunity, but amidst
+popular applause. Judges, speaking with emotion, have exhibited the
+utmost horror of atheistical opinions, and have railed in good set
+terms at the wretch who has been dragged before them, and have then,
+at the rising of the court, proceeded to their club and played cards
+till dinner-time with a first-class free-thinker for partner.
+
+This is natural and easily accounted for, but we need not be surprised
+if, in the biographies of second-class freethinkers, bitterness is
+occasionally exhibited towards the well-to-do brethren who decline
+what Dr. Bentley, in his Boyle Lectures, called 'the public odium and
+resentment of the magistrate.'
+
+Mr. Bradlaugh was a freethinker of the second class. His father was a
+solicitor's clerk on a salary which never exceeded £2 2s. a week; his
+mother had been a nursery-maid; and he himself was born in 1833 in
+Bacchus Walk, Hoxton. At seven he went to a national school, but at
+eleven his school education ended, and he became an office-boy. At
+fourteen he was a wharf-clerk and cashier to a coal-merchant. His
+parents were not much addicted to church-going, but Charles was from
+the first a serious boy, and became at a somewhat early age a
+Sunday-school teacher at St. Peter's, Hackney Road. The incumbent, in
+order to prepare him for Confirmation, set him to work to extract the
+Thirty-nine Articles out of the four Gospels. Unhappy task, worthy to
+be described by the pen of the biographer of John Sterling. The
+youthful wharfinger could not find the Articles in the Gospels, and
+informed the Rev. J.G. Packer of the fact. His letter conveying this
+intelligence is not forthcoming, and probably enough contained
+offensive matter, for Mr. Packer seems at once to have denounced young
+Bradlaugh as one engaged in atheistical inquiries, to have suspended
+him from the Sunday-school, to have made it very disagreeable for him
+at home and with his employer, and to have wound up by giving him
+three days to change his views or to lose his place.
+
+Mr. Packer has been well abused, but it has never been the fashion to
+treat youthful atheists with much respect. When Coleridge confided to
+the Rev. James Boyer that he (S.T. Coleridge) was inclined to atheism,
+the reverend gentleman had him stripped and flogged. Mr. Packer,
+however, does seem to have been too hasty, for Bradlaugh did not
+formally abandon his beliefs until some months after his suspension.
+He retired for a short season, and studied Hebrew under Mr. James
+Savage, of Circus Street, Marylebone. He emerged an unbeliever, aged
+sixteen. Expelled from his wharf, he sold coal on commission, but his
+principal, if not his only customer, the wife of a baker, discovering
+that he was an infidel, gave him no more orders, being afraid, so she
+said, that her bread would smell of brimstone.
+
+In 1850 Bradlaugh published his first pamphlet, _A Few Words on the
+Christian Creed_, and dedicated it to the unhappy Mr. Packer. But
+starvation stared him in the face, and in the same year he enlisted in
+the 7th Dragoon Guards, and spent the next three years in Ireland,
+where he earned a good character, and on more occasions than one
+showed that adroitness for which he was afterwards remarkable.
+
+In October, 1853, his mother and sister with great difficulty raised
+the £30 necessary to buy his discharge, and Bradlaugh returned to
+London, not only full grown, but well fed. Had he not taken the
+Queen's shilling he never would have lived to fight the battle he did.
+
+He became a solicitor's clerk on a miserably small pay, and took to
+lecturing as 'Iconoclast.' In 1855 he was married at St. Philip's
+Church, Stepney. His lectures and discussions began to assume great
+proportions, and covered more than twenty years of his life. Terribly
+hard work they were. Profits there were none, or next to none. Few men
+have endured greater hardships.
+
+In 1860 the _National Reformer_ was started, and his warfare in the
+courts began. In 1868 he first stood for Northampton, which he
+unsuccessfully contested three times. In April, 1880, he was returned
+to Parliament, and then began the famous struggle with which the
+constitutional historian will have to deal. After this date the facts
+are well known. Bradlaugh died on January 30, 1891.
+
+His life was a hard one from beginning to end. He had no advantages.
+Nobody really helped him or influenced him or mollified him. He had
+never either money or repose; he had no time to travel, except as a
+propagandist, no time to acquire knowledge for its own sake; he was
+often abused but seldom criticised. In a single sentence, he was never
+taught the extent of his own ignorance.
+
+His attitude towards the Christian religion and the Bible was a
+perfectly fair one, and ought not to have brought down upon him any
+abuse whatever. There are more ways than one of dealing with religion.
+It may be approached as a mystery or as a series of events supported
+by testimony. If the evidence is trustworthy, if the witnesses are
+irreproachable, if they submit successfully to examination and
+cross-examination, then, however remarkable or out of the way may be
+the facts to which they depose, they are entitled to be believed. This
+is a mode of treatment with which we are all familiar, whether as
+applied to the Bible or to the authority of the Church. Nobody is
+expected to believe in the authority of the Church until satisfied
+by the exercise of his reason that the Church in question possesses
+'the notes' of a true Church. This was the aspect of the question
+which engaged Bradlaugh's attention. He was critical, legal. He
+took objections, insisted on discrepancies, cross-examined as to
+credibility, and came to the conclusion that the case for the
+supernatural was not made out. And this he did not after the
+first-class fashion in the study or in octavo volumes, but in the
+street. His audiences were not Mr. Mudie's subscribers, but men and
+women earning weekly wages. The coarseness of his language, the
+offensiveness of his imagery, have been greatly exaggerated. It is now
+a good many years since I heard him lecture in a northern town on the
+Bible to an audience almost wholly composed of artisans. He was bitter
+and aggressive, but the treatment he was then experiencing accounted
+for this. As an avowed atheist he received no quarter, and he might
+fairly say with Wilfred Osbaldistone, 'It's hard I should get raps
+over the costard, and only pay you back in make-believes.'
+
+It was not what Bradlaugh said, but the people he said it to, that
+drew down upon him the censure of the magistrate, and (unkindest cut
+of all) the condemnation of the House of Commons.
+
+Of all the evils from which the lovers of religion do well to pray
+that their faith may be delivered, the worst is that it should ever
+come to be discussed across the floor of the House of Commons. The
+self-elected champions of the Christian faith who then ride into the
+lists are of a kind well calculated to make Piety hide her head for
+very shame. Rowdy noblemen, intemperate country gentlemen, sterile
+lawyers, cynical but wealthy sceptics who maintain religion as another
+fence round their property, hereditary Nonconformists whose God is
+respectability and whose goal a baronetcy, contrive, with a score or
+two of bigots thrown in, to make a carnival of folly, a veritable
+devil's dance of blasphemy. The debates on Bradlaugh's oath-taking
+extended over four years, and will make melancholy reading for
+posterity. Two figures, and two figures only, stand out in solitary
+grandeur, those of a Quaker and an Anglican--Bright and Gladstone.
+
+The conclusion which an attentive reading of Mr. Bradlaugh's biography
+forces upon me is that in all probability he was the last freethinker
+who will be exposed, for many a long day (it would be more than
+usually rash to write 'ever'), to pains and penalties for uttering his
+unbelief. It is true the Blasphemy Laws are not yet repealed; it may
+be true for all I know that Christianity is still part and parcel
+of the common law; it is possibly an indictable offence to lend
+_Literature and Dogma_ and _God and the Bible_ to a friend; but,
+however these things may be, Mr. Bradlaugh's stock-in-trade is now
+free of the market-place, where just at present, at all events, its
+price is low. It has become pretty plain that neither the Fortress of
+Holy Scripture nor the Rock of Church Authority is likely to be taken
+by storm. The Mystery of Creation, the unsolvable problem of matter,
+continue to press upon us more heavily than ever. Neither by Paleys
+nor by Bradlaughs will religion be either bolstered up or pulled down.
+Sceptics and Sacramentarians must be content to put up with one
+another's vagaries for some time to come. Indeed, the new socialists,
+though at present but poor theologians (one hasty reading of _Lux
+Mundi_ does not make a theologian), are casting favourable eyes
+upon Sacramentarianism, deeming it to have a distinct flavour of
+Collectivism. Calvinism, on the other hand, is considered repulsively
+individualistic, being based upon the notion that it is the duty of
+each man to secure his own salvation.
+
+But whether Bradlaugh was the last of his race or not, he was a
+brave man whose life well deserves an honourable place amongst the
+biographies of those Radicals who have suffered in the cause of
+Free-thought, and into the fruits of whose labours others have
+entered.
+
+
+
+
+DISRAELI _EX RELATIONE_ SIR WILLIAM FRASER
+
+
+The late Sir William Fraser was not, I have been told, a popular
+person in that society about which he thought so much, and his book,
+_Disraeli and His Day_, did not succeed in attracting much of the
+notice of the general reader, and failed, so I, at least, have been
+made to understand, to win a verdict of approval from the really well
+informed.
+
+I consider the book a very good one, in the sense of being valuable.
+Whatever your mood may be, that of the moralist, cynic, satirist,
+humourist, whether you love, pity, or despise your fellow-man, here is
+grist for your mill. It feeds the mind.
+
+Although in form the book is but a stringing together of stories,
+incidents, and aphorisms, still the whole produces a distinct effect.
+To state what that effect is would be, I suppose, the higher
+criticism. It is not altogether disagreeable; it is decidedly amusing;
+it is clever and somewhat contemptible. Sir William Fraser was a
+baronet who thought well of his order. He desiderated a tribunal to
+determine the right to the title, and he opined that the courtesy
+prefix of 'Honourable,' which once, it appears, belonged to baronets,
+should be restored to them. Apart from these opinions, ridiculous and
+peculiar, Sir William Fraser stands revealed in this volume as cast in
+a familiar mould. The words 'gentleman,' 'White's,' 'Society,' often
+flow from his pen, and we may be sure were engraven on his heart. He
+had seen a world wrecked. When he was young, so he tells his readers,
+the world consisted of at least three, and certainly not more than
+five, hundred persons who were accustomed night after night during the
+season to make their appearance at a certain number of houses, which
+are affectionately enumerated. A new face at any one of these
+gatherings immediately attracted attention, as, indeed, it is easy to
+believe it would. 'Anything for a change,' as somebody observes in
+_Pickwick_.
+
+This is the atmosphere of the book, and Sir William breathes in it
+very pleasantly. Endowed by Nature with a retentive memory and a
+literary taste, active if singular, he may be discovered in his own
+pages moving up and down, in and out of society, supplying and
+correcting quotations, and gratifying the vanity of distinguished
+authors by remembering their own writings better than they did
+themselves. The book makes one clearly comprehend what a monstrous
+clever fellow the rank and file of the Tory party must have felt Sir
+William Fraser to be. This, however, is only background. In the front
+of the picture we have the mysterious outlines, the strange
+personality, struggling between the bizarre and the romantic, of 'the
+Jew,' as big George Bentinck was ever accustomed to denominate his
+leader. Sir William Fraser's Disraeli is a very different figure from
+Sir Stafford Northcote's. The myth about the pocket Sophocles is
+rudely exploded. Sir William is certain that Disraeli could not have
+construed a chapter of the Greek Testament. He found such mythology
+as he required where many an honest fellow has found it before him--in
+Lemprière's Dictionary. His French accent, as Sir William records it,
+was most satisfactory, and a conclusive proof of his _bonâ-fides_.
+Disraeli, it is clear, cared as little for literature as he did for
+art. He admired Gray, as every man with a sense for epithet must; he
+studied Junius, whose style, so Sir William Fraser believes, he
+surpassed in his 'Runnymede' letters. Sir William Fraser kindly
+explains the etymology of this strange word 'Runnymede,' as he also
+does that of 'Parliament,' which he says is '_Parliamo mente_' (Let us
+speak our minds). Sir William clearly possessed the learning denied to
+his chief.
+
+Beyond apparently imposing upon Sir Stafford Northcote, Disraeli
+himself never made any vain pretensions to be devoted to pursuits for
+which he did not care a rap. He once dreamt of an epic poem, and his
+early ambition urged him a step or two in that direction, but his
+critical faculty, which, despite all his monstrosities of taste, was
+vital, restrained him from making a fool of himself, and he forswore
+the muse, puffed the prostitute away, and carried his very saleable
+wares to another market, where his efforts were crowned with
+prodigious success. Sir William Fraser introduces his great man to us
+as observing, in reply to a question, that revenge was the passion
+which gives pleasure the latest. A man, he continued, will enjoy that
+when even avarice has ceased to please. As a matter of fact, Disraeli
+himself was neither avaricious nor revengeful, and, as far as one can
+judge, was never tempted to be either. This is the fatal defect of
+almost all Disraeli's aphorisms: they are dead words, whilst the
+words of a true aphorism have veins filled with the life of their
+utterer. Nothing of this sort ever escaped the lips of our modern
+Sphinx. If he had any faiths, any deep convictions, any rooted
+principles, he held his tongue about them. He was, Sir William tells
+us, an indolent man. It is doubtful whether he ever did, apart from
+the preparation and delivery of his speeches, what would be called by
+a professional man a hard day's work in his life. He had courage, wit,
+insight, instinct, prevision, and a thorough persuasion that he
+perfectly understood the materials he had to work upon and the tools
+within his reach. Perhaps no man ever gauged more accurately or more
+profoundly despised that 'world' Sir William Fraser so pathetically
+laments. For folly, egotism, vanity, conceit, and stupidity, he had an
+amazing eye. He could not, owing to his short sight, read men's faces
+across the floor of the House, but he did not require the aid of any
+optic nerve to see the petty secrets of their souls. His best sayings
+have men's weaknesses for their text. Sir William's book gives many
+excellent examples. One laughs throughout.
+
+Sir William would have us believe that in later life Disraeli clung
+affectionately to dulness--to gentle dulness. He did not want to be
+surrounded by wits. He had been one himself in his youth, and he
+questioned their sincerity. It would almost appear from passages in
+the book that Disraeli found even Sir William Fraser too pungent for
+him. Once, we are told, the impenetrable Prime Minister quailed before
+Sir William's reproachful oratory. The story is not of a cock and a
+bull, but of a question put in the House of Commons by Sir William,
+who was snubbed by the Home Secretary, who was cheered by Disraeli.
+This was intolerable, and accordingly next day, being, as good luck
+would have it, a Friday, when, as all men and members know, 'it is in
+the power of any member to bring forward any topic he may choose,' Sir
+William naturally chose the topic nearest to his heart, and 'said a
+few words on my wrongs.'
+
+ 'During my performance I watched Disraeli narrowly. I could not see
+ his face, but I noticed that whenever I became in any way
+ disagreeable--in short, whenever my words really bit--they were
+ invariably followed by one movement. Sitting as he always did with
+ his right knee over his left, whenever the words touched him he
+ moved the pendant leg twice or three times, then curved his foot
+ upwards. I could observe no other sign of emotion, but this was
+ distinct. Some years afterwards, on a somewhat more important
+ occasion at the Conference at Berlin, a great German philosopher,
+ Herr ----, went to Berlin on purpose to study Disraeli's character.
+ He said afterwards that he was most struck by the more than Indian
+ stoicism which Disraeli showed. To this there was one exception.
+ "Like all men of his race, he has one sign of emotion which never
+ fails to show itself--the movement of the leg that is crossed over
+ the other, and of the foot!" The person who told me this had never
+ heard me hint, nor had anyone, that I had observed this peculiar
+ symptom on the earlier occasion to which I have referred.'
+
+Statesmen of Jewish descent, with a reputation for stoicism to
+preserve, would do well to learn from this story not to swing their
+crossed leg when tired. The great want about Mr. Disraeli is something
+to hang the countless anecdotes about him upon. Most remarkable men
+have some predominant feature of character round which you can build
+your general conception of them, or, at all events, there has been
+some great incident in their lives for ever connected with their
+names, and your imagination mixes the man and the event together. Who
+can think of Peel without remembering the Corn Laws and the
+reverberating sentence: 'I shall leave a name execrated by every
+monopolist who, for less honourable motives, clamours for Protection
+because it conduces to his own individual benefit; but it may be that
+I shall leave a name sometimes remembered with expressions of
+good-will in the abode of those whose lot it is to labour and to earn
+their daily bread with the sweat of their brow, when they shall
+recruit their exhausted strength with abundant and untaxed food, the
+sweeter because it is no longer leavened with a sense of injustice.'
+But round what are our memories of Disraeli to cluster? Sir William
+Fraser speaks rapturously of his wondrous mind and of his intellect,
+but where is posterity to look for evidences of either? Certainly not
+in Sir William's book, which shows us a wearied wit and nothing more.
+Carlyle once asked, 'How long will John Bull permit this absurd
+monkey'--meaning Mr. Disraeli--'to dance upon his stomach?' The
+question was coarsely put, but there is nothing in Sir William's book
+to make one wonder it should have been asked. Mr. Disraeli lived to
+offer Carlyle the Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath, and that, in
+Sir William's opinion, is enough to dispose of Carlyle's vituperation;
+but, after all, the Grand Cross is no answer to anything except an
+application for it.
+
+A great many other people are made to cross Sir William Fraser's
+stage. His comments upon them are lively, independent, and original.
+He liked Cobden and hated Bright. The reason for this he makes quite
+plain. He thinks he detected in Cobden a deprecatory manner--a
+recognition of the sublime truth that he, Richard Cobden, had not been
+half so well educated as the mob of Tories he was addressing. Bright,
+on the other band, was fat and rude, and thought that most country
+gentlemen and town-bred wits were either fools or fribbles. This was
+intolerable. Here was a man who not only could not have belonged to
+the 'world,' but honestly did not wish to, and was persuaded--the
+gross fellow--that he and his world were better in every respect than
+the exclusive circles which listened to Sir William Fraser's _bon
+mots_ and tags from the poets. Certainly there was nothing deprecatory
+about John Bright. He could be quite as insolent in his way as any
+aristocrat in his. He had a habit, we are told, of slowly getting up
+and walking out of the House in the middle of Mr. Disraeli's speeches,
+and just when that ingenious orator was leading up to a carefully
+prepared point, and then immediately returning behind the Speaker's
+chair. If this is true, it was perhaps rude, but nobody can deny that
+it is a Tory dodge of indicating disdain. What was really irritating
+about Mr. Bright was that his disdain was genuine. He did think very
+little of the Tory party, and he did not care one straw for the
+opinion of society. He positively would not have cared to have been
+made a baronet. Sir William Fraser seems to have been really fond of
+Disraeli, and the very last time he met his great man in the Carlton
+Club he told him a story too broad to be printed. The great man
+pronounced it admirable, and passed on his weary way.
+
+
+
+
+A CONNOISSEUR
+
+
+It must always be rash to speak positively about human nature, whose
+various types of character are singularly tough, and endure, if not
+for ever, for a very long time; yet some types do seem to show signs
+of wearing out. The connoisseur, for example, here in England is
+hardly what he was. He has specialized, and behind him there is now
+the bottomless purse of the multi-millionaire, who buys as he is
+bidden, and has no sense of prices. If the multi-millionaire wants a
+thing, why should he not have it? The gaping mob, penniless but
+appreciative, looks on and cheers his pluck.
+
+Mr. Frederick Locker, about whom I wish to write a few lines, was an
+old-world connoisseur, the shy recesses of whose soul Addison might
+have penetrated in the page of a _Spectator_--and a delicate operation
+it would have been.
+
+My father-in-law was only once in the witness-box. I had the felicity
+to see him there. It was a dispute about the price of a picture, and
+in the course of his very short evidence he hazarded the opinion that
+the grouping of the figures (they were portraits) was in bad taste.
+The Judge, the late Mr. Justice Cave, an excellent lawyer of the old
+school, snarled out, 'Do you think you could explain to _me_ what is
+taste?' Mr. Locker surveyed the Judge through the eye-glass which
+seemed almost part of his being, with a glance modest, deferential,
+deprecatory, as if suggesting 'Who am _I_ to explain anything to
+_you_?' but at the same time critical, ironical, and humorous. It was
+but for one brief moment; the eyeglass dropped, and there came the
+mournful answer, as from a man baffled at all points: 'No, my lord; I
+should find it impossible!' The Judge grunted a ready, almost a
+cheerful, assent.
+
+Properly to describe Mr. Locker, you ought to be able to explain both
+to judge and jury what you mean by taste. He sometimes seemed to me to
+be _all_ taste. Whatever subject he approached--was it the mystery of
+religion, or the moralities of life, a poem or a print, a bit of old
+china or a human being--whatever it might be, it was along the avenue
+of taste that he gently made his way up to it. His favourite word of
+commendation was _pleasing_, and if he ever brought himself to say
+(and he was not a man who scattered his judgments, rather was he
+extremely reticent of them) of a man, and still more of a woman, that
+he or she was _unpleasing_, you almost shuddered at the fierceness of
+the condemnation, knowing, as all Locker's intimate friends could not
+help doing, what the word meant to him. 'Attractive' was another of
+his critical instruments. He meets Lord Palmerston, and does not find
+him 'attractive' (_My Confidences_, p. 155).
+
+This is a temperament which when cultivated, as it was in Mr. Locker's
+case, by a life-long familiarity with beautiful things in all the arts
+and crafts, is apt to make its owner very susceptible to what some
+stirring folk may not unjustly consider the trifles of life. Sometimes
+Locker might seem to overlook the dominant features, the main object
+of the existence, either of a man or of some piece of man's work, in
+his sensitively keen perception of the beauty, or the lapse from
+beauty, of some trait of character or bit of workmanship. This may
+have been so. Mr. Locker was more at home, more entirely his own
+delightful self, when he was calling your attention to some humorous
+touch in one of Bewick's tail-pieces, or to some plump figure in a
+group by his favourite Stothard than when handling a Michael Angelo
+drawing or an amazing Blake. Yet, had it been his humour, he could
+have played the showman to Michael Angelo and Blake at least as well
+as to Bewick, Stothard, or Chodowiecki. But a modesty, marvellously
+mingled with irony, was of the very essence of his nature. No man
+expatiated less. He never expounded anything in his born days; he very
+soon wearied of those he called 'strong' talkers. His critical method
+was in a conversational manner to direct your attention to something
+in a poem or a picture, to make a brief suggestion or two, perhaps to
+apply an epithet, and it was all over, but your eyes were opened.
+Rapture he never professed, his tones were never loud enough to
+express enthusiasm, but his enjoyment of what he considered good,
+wherever he found it--and he was regardless of the set judgments of
+the critics--was most intense and intimate. His feeling for anything
+he liked was fibrous: he clung to it. For all his rare books and
+prints, if he liked a thing he was very tolerant of its _format_. He
+would cut a drawing out of a newspaper, frame it, hang it up, and be
+just as tender towards it as if it were an impression with the unique
+_remarque_.
+
+Mr. Locker had probably inherited his virtuoso's whim from his
+ancestors. His great-grandfather was certified by Johnson in his life
+of Addison to be a gentleman 'eminent for curiosity and literature,'
+and though his grandfather, the Commodore, who lives for ever in our
+history as the man who taught Nelson the lesson that saved an
+Empire--'Lay a Frenchman close, and you will beat him'--was no
+collector, his father, Edward Hawke Locker, though also a naval man,
+was not only the friend of Sir Walter Scott, but a most judicious
+buyer of pictures, prints, and old furniture.
+
+Frederick Locker was born in 1821, in Greenwich Hospital, where Edward
+Hawke Locker was Civil Commissioner. His mother was the daughter of
+one of the greatest book-buyers of his time, a man whose library it
+took nine days to disperse--the Rev. Jonathan Boucher, the friend and
+opponent of George Washington, an ecclesiastic who might have been
+first Bishop of Edinburgh, but who died a better thing, the Vicar of
+Epsom.
+
+Frederick Locker grew up among pretty things in the famous hospital.
+Water-colours by Lawrence, Prout, Girtin, Turner, Chinnery, Paul
+Sandby, Cipriani, and other masters; casts after Canova; mezzotints
+after Sir Joshua; Hogarth's famous picture of David Garrick and his
+wife, now well hung in Windsor Castle, were about him, and early
+attracted his observant eye. Yet the same things were about his elder
+brother Arthur, an exceedingly clever fellow, who remained quite
+curiously impervious to the impressiveness of pretty things all his
+days.
+
+Locker began collecting on his own account after his marriage, in
+1850, to a daughter of Lord Byron's enemy, the Lord Elgin, who brought
+the marbles from Athens to Bloomsbury. His first object, at least so
+he thought, was to make his rooms pretty. From the beginning of his
+life as a connoisseur he spared himself no pains, often trudging
+miles, when not wanted at the Admiralty Office, in search of his prey.
+If any mercantile-minded friend ever inquired what anything had cost,
+he would be answered with a rueful smile, 'Much shoe leather.' He
+began with old furniture, china, and bric-à-brac, which ere long
+somewhat inconveniently filled his small rooms. Prices rose, and means
+in those days were as small as the rooms. No more purchases of Louis
+Seize and blue majolica and Palissy ware could be made. Drawings by
+the old masters and small pictures were the next objects of the chase.
+Here again the long purses were soon on his track, and the pursuit had
+to be abandoned, but not till many treasures had been garnered. Last
+of all he became a book-hunter, beginning with little volumes of
+poetry and the drama from 1590 to 1610; and as time went on the
+boundaries expanded, but never so as to include black letter.
+
+I dare not say Mr. Locker had all the characteristics of a great
+collector, or that he was entirely free from the whimsicalities of the
+tribe of connoisseurs, but he was certainly endowed with the chief
+qualifications for the pursuit of rarities, and remained clear of the
+unpleasant vices that so often mar men's most innocent avocations. Mr.
+Locker always knew what he wanted and what he did not want, and never
+could be persuaded to take the one for the other; he did not grow
+excited in the presence of the quarry; he had patience to wait, and
+to go on waiting, and he seldom lacked courage to buy.
+
+He rode his own hobby-horse, never employing experts as buyers. For
+quantity he had no stomach. He shrank from numbers. He was not a
+Bodleian man; he had not the sinews to grapple with libraries. He was
+the connoisseur throughout. Of the huge acquisitiveness of a Heber or
+a Huth he had not a trace. He hated a crowd, of whatsoever it was
+composed. He was apt to apologize for his possessions, and to
+depreciate his tastes. As for boasting of a treasure, he could as
+easily have eaten beef at breakfast.
+
+So delicate a spirit, armed as it was for purposes of defence with a
+rare gift of irony and a very shrewd insight into the weaknesses and
+noisy falsettos of life, was sure to be misunderstood. The dull and
+coarse witted found Locker hard to make out. He struck them as
+artificial and elaborate, perhaps as frivolous, and yet they felt
+uneasy in his company lest there should be a lurking ridicule behind
+his quiet, humble demeanour. There was, indeed, always an element of
+mockery in Locker's humility.
+
+An exceedingly spiteful account of him, in which it is asserted that
+'most of his rarest books are miserable copies' (how book-collectors
+can hate one another!), ends with the reluctant admission: 'He was
+eminently a gentleman, however, and his manners were even courtly, yet
+virile.' Such extorted praise is valuable.
+
+I can see him now before me, with a nicely graduated foot-rule in his
+delicate hand, measuring with grave precision the height to a hair of
+his copy of _Robinson Crusoe_ (1719), for the purpose of ascertaining
+whether it was taller or shorter than one being vaunted for sale in a
+bookseller's catalogue just to hand. His face, one of much refinement,
+was a study, exhibiting alike a fixed determination to discover the
+exact truth about the copy and a humorous realization of the inherent
+triviality of the whole business. Locker was a philosopher as well as
+a connoisseur.
+
+The Rowfant Library has disappeared. Great possessions are great
+cares. 'But ships are but boards, sailors but men; there be land-rats,
+water-thieves, and land-thieves--I mean pirates; and then there is the
+peril of waters, winds and rocks.' To this list the nervous owner of
+rare books must add fire, that dread enemy of all the arts. It is
+often difficult to provide stabling for dead men's hobby-horses. It
+were perhaps absurd in a world like this to grow sentimental over a
+parcel of old books. Death, the great unbinder, must always make a
+difference.
+
+Mr. Locker's poetry now forms a volume of the _Golden Treasury
+Series_. The _London Lyrics_ are what they are. They have been well
+praised by good critics, and have themselves been made the subject of
+good verse.
+
+ 'Apollo made one April day
+ A new thing in the rhyming way;
+ Its turn was neat, its wit was clear,
+ It wavered 'twixt a smile and tear.
+ Then Momus gave a touch satiric,
+ And it became a _London Lyric_.'
+ AUSTIN DOBSON.
+
+In another copy of verses Mr. Dobson adds:
+
+ 'Or where discern a verse so neat,
+ So well-bred and so witty--
+ So finished in its least conceit,
+ So mixed of mirth and pity?'
+
+ 'Pope taught him rhythm, Prior ease,
+ Praed buoyancy and banter;
+ What modern bard would learn from these?
+ Ah, _tempora mutantur_!'
+
+Nothing can usefully be added to criticism so just, so searching, and
+so happily expressed.
+
+Some of the _London Lyrics_ have, I think, achieved what we poor
+mortals call immortality--a strange word to apply to the piping of so
+slender a reed, to so slight a strain--yet
+
+ 'In small proportions we just beauties see.'
+
+It is the simplest strain that lodges longest in the heart. Mr.
+Locker's strains are never precisely _simple_. The gay enchantment of
+the world and the sense of its bitter disappointments murmur through
+all of them, and are fatal to their being simple, but the
+unpretentiousness of a _London Lyric_ is akin to simplicity.
+
+His relation to his own poetry was somewhat peculiar. A critic in
+every fibre, he judged his own verses with a severity he would have
+shrunk from applying to those of any other rhyming man. He was deeply
+dissatisfied, almost on bad terms, with himself, yet for all that he
+was convinced that he had written some very good verses indeed. His
+poetry meant a great deal to him, and he stood in need of sympathy and
+of allies against his own despondency. He did not get much sympathy,
+being a man hard to praise, for unless he agreed with your praise it
+gave him more pain than pleasure.
+
+I am not sure that Mr. Dobson agrees with me, but I am very fond of
+Locker's paraphrase of one of Clément Marot's _Epigrammes_; and as the
+lines are redolent of his delicate connoisseurship, I will quote both
+the original (dated 1544) and the paraphrase:
+
+ 'DU RYS DE MADAME D'ALLEBRET
+
+ 'Elle a très bien ceste gorge d'albastre,
+ Ce doulx parler, ce cler tainct, ces beaux yeulx:
+ Mais en effect, ce petit rys follastre,
+ C'est à mon gré ce qui lui sied le mieulx;
+ Elle en pourroit les chemins et les lieux
+ Où elle passé à plaisir inciter;
+ Et si ennuy me venoit contrister
+ Tant que par mort fust ma vie abbatue,
+ Il me fauldroit pour me resusciter
+ Que ce rys la duguel elle me tue.'
+
+ 'How fair those locks which now the light wind stirs!
+ What eyes she has, and what a perfect arm!
+ And yet methinks that little laugh of hers--
+ That little laugh--is still her crowning charm.
+ Where'er she passes, countryside or town,
+ The streets make festa and the fields rejoice.
+ Should sorrow come, as 'twill, to cast me down,
+ Or Death, as come he must, to hush my voice,
+ Her laugh would wake me just as now it thrills me--
+ That little, giddy laugh wherewith she kills me.'
+
+'Tis the very laugh of Millamant in _The Way of the World_! 'I would
+rather,' cried Hazlitt, 'have seen Mrs. Abington's Millamant than any
+Rosalind that ever appeared on the stage.' Such wishes are idle.
+Hazlitt never saw Mrs. Abington's Millamant. I have seen Miss Ethel
+Irving's Millamant, _dulce ridentem_, and it was that little giddy
+laugh of hers that reminded me of Marot's Epigram and of Frederick
+Locker's paraphrase. So do womanly charms endure from generation to
+generation, and it is one of the duties of poets to record them.
+
+In 1867 Mr. Locker published his _Lyra Elegantiarun. A Collection of
+Some of the Best Specimens of Vers de Société and Vers d'Occasion in
+the English Languages by Deceased Authors_. In his preface Locker gave
+what may now be fairly called the 'classical' definition of the verses
+he was collecting. '_Vers de société_ and _vers d'occasion_ should'
+(so he wrote) 'be short, elegant, refined and fanciful, not seldom
+distinguished by heightened sentiment, and often playful. The tone
+should not be pitched high; it should be idiomatic and rather in the
+conversational key; the rhythm should be crisp and sparkling, and the
+rhyme frequent and never forced, while the entire poem should be
+marked by tasteful moderation, high finish and completeness; for
+however trivial the subject-matter may be--indeed, rather in
+proportion to its triviality, subordination to the rules of
+composition and perfection of execution should be strictly enforced.
+The definition may be further illustrated by a few examples of pieces,
+which, from the absence of some of the foregoing qualities, or from
+the excess of others, cannot be properly regarded as _vers de
+société_, though they may bear a certain generic resemblance to that
+species of poetry. The ballad of "John Gilpin," for example, is too
+broadly and simply ludicrous; Swift's "Lines on the Death of
+Marlborough," and Byron's "Windsor Poetics," are too savage and
+truculent; Cowper's "My Mary" is far too pathetic; Herrick's lyrics to
+"Blossoms" and "Daffodils" are too elevated; "Sally in our Alley" is
+too homely and too entirely simple and natural; while the "Rape of the
+Lock," which would otherwise be one of the finest specimens of _vers
+de société_ in any language, must be excluded on account of its
+length, which renders it much too important.'
+
+I have made this long quotation because it is an excellent example of
+Mr. Locker's way of talking about poets and poetry, and of his
+intimate, searching, and unaffected criticism.
+
+_Lyra Elegantiarum_ is a real, not a bookseller's collection. Mr.
+Locker was a great student of verse. There was hardly a stanza of any
+English poet, unless it was Spenser, for whom he had no great
+affection, which he had not pondered over and clearly considered as
+does a lawyer his cases. He delighted in a complete success, and
+grieved over any lapse from the fold of metrical virtue, over any
+ill-sounding rhyme or unhappy expression. The circulation of _Lyra
+Elegantiarum_ was somewhat interfered with by a 'copyright' question.
+Mr. Locker had a great admiration for Landor's short poems, and
+included no less than forty-one of them, which he chose with the
+utmost care. Publishers are slow to perceive that the best chance of
+getting rid of their poetical wares (and Landor was not popular) is to
+have attention called to the artificer who produced them. The
+Landorian publisher objected, and the _Lyra_ had to be 'suppressed'--a
+fine word full of hidden meanings. The second-hand booksellers, a wily
+race, were quick to perceive the significance of this, and have for
+more than thirty years obtained inflated prices for their early
+copies, being able to vend them as possessing the _Suppressed Verses_.
+There is a great deal of Locker in this collection. To turn its pages
+is to renew intercourse with its editor.
+
+In 1879 another little volume instinct with his personality came into
+existence and made friends for itself. He called it _Patchwork_, and
+to have given it any other name would have severely taxed his
+inventiveness. It is a collection of stories, of _ana_, of quotations
+in verse and prose, of original matter, of character-sketches, of
+small adventures, of table-talk, and of other things besides, if other
+things, indeed, there be. If you know _Patchwork_ by heart you are
+well equipped. It is intensely original throughout, and never more
+original than when its matter is borrowed. Readers of _Patchwork_ had
+heard of Mr. Creevey long before Sir Herbert Maxwell once again let
+that politician loose upon an unlettered society.
+
+The book had no great sale, but copies evidently fell into the hands
+of the more judicious of the pressmen, who kept it by their sides, and
+every now and again
+
+ 'Waled a portion with judicious care'
+
+for quotation in their columns. The _Patchwork_ stories thus got into
+circulation one by one. Kind friends of Mr. Locker's, who had been
+told, or had discovered for themselves, that he was somewhat of a wag,
+would frequently regale him with bits of his own _Patchwork_,
+introducing them to his notice as something they had just heard, which
+they thought he would like--murdering his own stories to give him
+pleasure. His countenance on such occasions was a _rendezvous_ of
+contending emotions, a battlefield of rival forces. Politeness ever
+prevailed, but it took all his irony and sad philosophy to hide his
+pain. _Patchwork_ is such a good collection of the kind of story he
+liked best that it was really difficult to avoid telling him a story
+that was _not_ in it. I made the blunder once myself with a Voltairean
+anecdote. Here it is as told in _Patchwork_: 'Voltaire was one day
+listening to a dramatic author reading his comedy, and who said, "Ici
+le chevalier rit!" He exclaimed: "Le chevalier est _bien_ heureux!"' I
+hope I told it fairly well. He smiled sadly, and said nothing, not
+even _Et tu, Brute_!
+
+In 1886 Mr. Locker printed for presentation a catalogue of his printed
+books, manuscripts, autograph letters, drawings, and pictures. Nothing
+of his own figures in this catalogue, and yet in a very real sense the
+whole is his. Most of the books are dispersed, but the catalogue
+remains, not merely as a record of rareties and bibliographical
+details dear to the collector's heart, but as a token of taste. Just
+as there is, so Wordsworth reminds us, 'a spirit in the woods,' so is
+there still, brooding over and haunting the pages of the 'Rowfant
+Catalogue,' the spirit of true connoisseurship. In the slender lists
+of Locker's 'Works' this book must always have a place.
+
+Frederick Locker died at Rowfant on May 30, 1895, leaving behind him,
+carefully prepared for the press, a volume he had christened _My
+Confidences: An Autographical Sketch addressed to My Descendants_.
+
+In due course the book appeared, and was misunderstood at first by
+many. It cut a strange, outlandish figure among the crowd of casual
+reminiscences it externally resembled. Glancing over the pages of _My
+Confidences_, the careless library subscriber encountered the usual
+number of names of well-known personages, whose appearance is supposed
+by publishers to add sufficient zest to reminiscences to secure
+for them a sale large enough, at any rate, to recoup the cost of
+publication. Yet, despite these names, Mr. Locker's book is completely
+unlike the modern memoir. Beneath a carefully-constructed, and
+perhaps slightly artificially maintained, frivolity of tone, the book
+is written in deadly earnest. Not for nothing did its author choose as
+one of the mottoes for its title-page, 'Ce ne sont mes gestes que
+j'écrie; c'est moy.' It may be said of this book, as of Senancour's
+_Oberman_:
+
+ 'A fever in these pages burns;
+ Beneath the calm they feign,
+ A wounded human spirit turns
+ Here on its bed of pain.'
+
+The still small voice of its author whispers through _My Confidences_.
+Like Montaigne's _Essays_, the book is one of entire good faith, and
+strangely uncovers a personality.
+
+As a tiny child Locker was thought by his parents to be very like Sir
+Joshua Reynolds' picture of Puck, an engraving of which was in the
+home at Greenwich Hospital, and certainly Locker carried to his
+grave more than a suspicion of what is called Puckishness. In _My
+Confidences_ there are traces of this quality.
+
+Clearly enough the author of _London Lyrics_, the editor of _Lyra
+Elegantiarum_, of _Patchwork_, and the whimsical but sincere compiler
+of _My Confidences_ was more than a mere connoisseur, however much
+connoisseurship entered into a character in which taste played so
+dominant a part.
+
+Stronger even than taste was his almost laborious love of kindness.
+He really took too much pains about it, exposing himself to rebuffs
+and misunderstandings; but he was not without his rewards. All
+down-hearted folk, sorrowful, disappointed people, the unlucky, the
+ill-considered, the _mésestimés_--those who found themselves condemned
+to discharge uncongenial duties in unsympathetic society, turned
+instinctively to Mr. Locker for a consolation, so softly administered
+that it was hard to say it was intended. He had friends everywhere, in
+all ranks of life, who found in him an infinity of solace, and for his
+friends there was nothing he would not do. It seemed as if he could
+not spare himself. I remember his calling at my chambers one hot day
+in July, when he happened to have with him some presents he was in
+course of delivering. Among them I noticed a bust of Voltaire and an
+unusually lively tortoise, generally half-way out of a paper bag.
+Wherever he went he found occasion for kindness, and his whimsical
+adventures would fill a volume. I sometimes thought it would really be
+worth while to leave off the struggle for existence, and gently to
+subside into one of Lord Rowton's homes in order to have the pleasure
+of receiving in my new quarters a first visit from Mr. Locker. How
+pleasantly would he have mounted the stair, laden with who knows what
+small gifts?--a box of mignonette for the window-sill, an old book or
+two, as likely as not a live kitten, for indeed there was never an end
+to the variety or ingenuity of his offerings! How felicitous would
+have been his greeting! How cordial his compliments! How abiding the
+sense of his unpatronizing friendliness! But it was not to be. One can
+seldom choose one's pleasures.
+
+In his _Patchwork_ Mr. Locker quotes Gibbon's encomium on Charles
+James Fox. Anyone less like Fox than Frederick Locker it might be hard
+to discover, but fine qualities are alike wherever they are found
+lodged; and if Fox was as much entitled as Locker to the full benefit
+of Gibbon's praise, he was indeed a good fellow.
+
+'In his tour to Switzerland Mr. Fox gave me two days of free and
+private society. He seemed to feel and even to envy the happiness of
+my situation, while I admired the powers of a superior man as they are
+blended in his character with the softness and simplicity of a child.
+_Perhaps no human being was ever more perfectly exempted from the
+taint of malevolence, vanity, and falsehood._'
+
+
+
+
+OUR GREAT MIDDLE CLASS
+
+
+The republication of Mr. Arnold's _Friendship's Garland_ after an
+interval of twenty-seven years may well set us all a-thinking. Here it
+is, in startling facsimile--the white covers, destined too soon to
+become black, the gilt device, the familiar motto. As we gazed upon
+it, we found ourselves exclaiming, so vividly did it recall the past:
+
+ 'It is we, it is we, who have changed.'
+
+_Friendship's Garland_ was a very good joke seven-and-twenty years
+ago, and though some of its once luminous paint has been rubbed off,
+and a few of its jests have ceased to effervesce, it is a good joke
+still. Mr. Bottle's mind, qua mind; the rowdy Philistine Adolescens
+Leo, Esq.; Dr. Russell, of the _Times_, mounting his war-horse; the
+tale of how Lord Lumpington and the Rev. Esau Hittall got their
+degrees at Oxford; and many another ironic thrust which made the
+reader laugh 'while the hair was yet brown on his head,' may well make
+him laugh still, 'though his scalp is almost hairless, and his
+figure's grown convex.' Since 1871 we have learnt the answer to the
+sombre lesson, 'What is it to grow old?' But, thank God! we can laugh
+even yet.
+
+The humour and high spirits of _Friendship's Garland_ were, however,
+but the gilding of a pill, the artificial sweetening of a nauseous
+draught. In reality, and joking apart, the book is an indictment at
+the bar of _Geist_ of the English people as represented by its middle
+class and by its full-voiced organ, the daily press. Mr. Arnold
+invented Arminius to be the mouthpiece of this indictment, the
+traducer of our 'imperial race,' because such blasphemies could not
+artistically have been attributed to one of the number. He made
+Arminius a Prussian because in those far-off days Prussia stood for
+Von Humboldt and education and culture, and all the things Sir Thomas
+Bazley and Mr. Miall were supposed to be without. Around the central
+figure of Arminius the essentially playful fancy of Mr. Arnold grouped
+other figures, including his own. What an old equity draughtsman would
+call 'the charging parts' of the book consist in the allegations that
+the Government of England had been taken out of the hands of an
+aristocracy grown barren of ideas and stupid beyond words, and
+entrusted to a middle class without noble traditions, wretchedly
+educated, full of _Ungeist_, with a passion for clap-trap, only
+wanting to be left alone to push trade and make money; so ignorant as
+to believe that feudalism can be abated without any heroic Stein, by
+providing that in one insignificant case out of a hundred thousand,
+land shall not follow the feudal law of descent; without a single
+vital idea or sentiment or feeling for beauty or appropriateness; well
+persuaded that if more trade is done in England than anywhere else, if
+personal independence is without a check, and newspaper publicity
+unbounded, that is, by the nature of things, to be great; misled every
+morning by the magnificent _Times_ or the 'rowdy' _Telegraph_;
+desperately prone to preaching to other nations, proud of being able
+to say what it likes, whilst wholly indifferent to the fact that it
+has nothing whatever to say.
+
+Such, in brief, is the substance of this most agreeable volume. Its
+message was lightly treated by the grave and reverend seigniors of the
+State. The magnificent _Times_, the rowdy _Telegraph_, continued to
+preach their gospels as before; but for all that Mr. Arnold found an
+audience fit, though few, and, of course, he found it among the people
+he abused. The barbarians, as he called the aristocracy, were not
+likely to pay heed to a professor of poetry. Our working classes
+were not readers of the _Pall Mall Gazette_ or purchasers of
+four-and-sixpenny tracts bound in white cloth. No; it was the middle
+class, to whom Mr. Arnold himself belonged, who took him to honest
+hearts, stuck his photograph upon their writing-tables, and sounded
+his praises so loudly that his fame even reached the United States of
+America, where he was promptly invited to lecture, an invitation he
+accepted. But for the middle classes Mr. Arnold would have had but a
+poor time of it. They did not mind being insulted; they overlooked
+exaggeration; they pardoned ignorance--in a word, they proved
+teachable. Yet, though meek in spirit, they have not yet inherited the
+earth; indeed, there are those who assert that their chances are gone,
+their sceptre for ever buried. It is all over with the middle-class.
+Tuck up its muddled head! Tie up its chin!
+
+A rabble of bad writers may now be noticed pushing their vulgar way
+along, who, though born and bred in the middle classes, and disfigured
+by many of the very faults Mr. Arnold deplored, yet make it a test of
+their membership, an 'open sesame' to their dull orgies, that all
+decent, sober-minded folk, who love virtue, and, on the whole, prefer
+delicate humour to sickly lubricity, should be labelled 'middle
+class.'
+
+Politically, it cannot but be noticed that, for good or for ill, the
+old middle-class audience no longer exists in its integrity. The
+crowds that flocked to hear Cobden and Bright, that abhorred slavery,
+that cheered Kossuth, that hated the income-tax, are now watered down
+by a huge population who do not know, and do not want to know, what
+the income-tax is, but who do want to know what the Government is
+going to do for them in the matter of shorter hours, better wages, and
+constant employment. Will the rabble, we wonder, prove as teachable as
+the middle class? Will they consent to be told their faults as meekly?
+Will they buy the photograph of their physician, or heave half a brick
+at him? It remains to be seen. In the meantime it would be a mistake
+to assume that the middle class counts for nothing, even at an
+election. As to ideas, have we got any new ones since 1871? 'To be
+consequent and powerful,' says Arminius, 'men must be bottomed on some
+vital idea or sentiment which lends strength and certainty to their
+action.' There are those who tell us that we have at last found this
+vital idea in those conceptions of the British Empire which Mr.
+Chamberlain so vigorously trumpets. To trumpet a conception is hardly
+a happy phrase, but, as Mr. Chamberlain plays no other instrument, it
+is forced upon me. Would that we could revive Arminius, to tell us
+what he thinks of our new Ariel girdling the earth with twenty Prime
+Ministers, each the choicest product of a self-governing and
+deeply-involved colony. Is it a vital or a vulgar idea? Is it merely a
+big theory or really a great one? Is it the ornate beginning of a
+Time, or but the tawdry ending of a period? At all events, it is an
+idea unknown to Arminius von Thunder-Ten-Tronckh, and we ought to be,
+and many are, thankful for it.
+
+
+
+
+TAR AND WHITEWASH
+
+
+I am, I confess it, hard to please. If a round dozen of Bad Women, all
+made in England too, does not satisfy me, what will? What ails the
+fellow at them? Yet was I at first dissatisfied, and am, therefore,
+glad to notice that whilst I was demurring and splitting hairs the
+great, generous public was buying the _Lives of Twelve Bad Women_, by
+Arthur Vincent, and putting it into a second edition. This is as it
+should be. When the excellent Dean Burgon dubbed his dozen biographies
+_Twelve Good Men_, it probably never occurred to him that the title
+suggested three companion volumes; but so it did, and two of them,
+_Twelve Bad Men_ and _Twelve Bad Women_, have made their appearance. I
+still await, with great patience, _Twelve Good Women_. Twelve was the
+number of the Apostles. Had it not been, one might be tempted to ask,
+Why twelve? But as there must be some limit to bookmaking, there is no
+need to quarrel with an arithmetical limit.
+
+My criticism upon the Dean's dozen was that they were not by any
+means, all of them, conspicuously good men; for, to name one only, who
+would call old Dr. Routh, the President of Magdalen, a particularly
+good man? In a sense, all Presidents, Provosts, Principals, and
+Masters of Colleges are good men--in fact, they must be so by the
+statutes--but to few of them are given the special notes of goodness.
+Dr. Routh was a remarkable man, a learned man, perhaps a pious
+man--undeniably, when he came to die, an old man--but he was no better
+than his colleagues. This weakness of classification has run all
+through the series, and it is my real quarrel with it. I do not
+understand the principle of selection. I did not understand the Dean's
+test of goodness, nor do I understand Mr. Seccombe's or Mr. Vincent's
+test of badness. What do we mean by a good man or a bad one, a good
+woman or a bad one? Most people, like the young man in the song, are
+'not very good, nor yet very bad.' We move about the pastures of life
+in huge herds, and all do the same things, at the same times, and for
+the same reasons. 'Forty feeding like one.' Are we mean? Well, we have
+done some mean things in our time. Are we generous? Occasionally we
+are. Were we good sons or dutiful daughters? We have both honoured and
+dishonoured our parents, who, in their turn, had done the same by
+theirs. Do we melt at the sight of misery? Indeed we do. Do we forget
+all about it when we have turned the corner? Frequently that is so. Do
+we expect to be put to open shame at the Great Day of Judgment? We
+should be terribly frightened of this did we not cling to the hope
+that amidst the shocking revelations then for the first time made
+public our little affairs may fail to attract much notice. Judged by
+the standards of humanity, few people are either good or bad. 'I have
+not been a great sinner,' said the dying Nelson; nor had he--he had
+only been made a great fool of by a woman. Mankind is all tarred with
+the same brush, though some who chance to be operated upon when the
+brush is fresh from the barrel get more than their share of the tar.
+The biography of a celebrated man usually reminds me of the outside of
+a coastguardsman's cottage--all tar and whitewash. These are the two
+condiments of human life--tar and whitewash--the faults and the
+excuses for the faults, the passions and pettinesses that make us
+occasionally drop on all fours, and the generous aspirations that at
+times enable us, if not to stand upright, at least to adopt the
+attitude of the kangaroo. It is rather tiresome, this perpetual game
+of French and English going on inside one. True goodness and real
+badness escape it altogether. A good man does not spend his life
+wrestling with the Powers of Darkness. He is victor in the fray, and
+the most he is called upon to do is every now and again to hit his
+prostrate foe a blow over the costard just to keep him in his place.
+Thus rid of a perpetual anxiety, the good man has time to grow in
+goodness, to expand pleasantly, to take his ease on Zion. You can see
+in his face that he is at peace with himself--that he is no longer at
+war with his elements. His society, if you are fond of goodness, is
+both agreeable and medicinal; but if you are a bad man it is hateful,
+and you cry out with Mr. Love-lust in Bunyan's Vanity Fair: 'Away with
+him. I cannot endure him; he is for ever condemning my way.'
+
+Not many of Dean Burgon's biographies reached this standard. The
+explanation, perhaps, is that the Dean chiefly moved in clerical
+circles where excellence is more frequently to be met with than
+goodness.
+
+In the same way a really bad man is one who has frankly said, 'Evil,
+be thou my good.' Like the good man, though for a very different
+reason, the bad one has ceased to make war with the devil. Finding a
+conspiracy against goodness going on, the bad man joins it, and thus,
+like the good man, is at peace with himself. The bad man is bent upon
+his own way, to get what he wants, no matter at what cost. Human
+lives! What do they matter? A woman's honour! What does that matter?
+Truth and fidelity! What are they? To know what you want, and not to
+mind what you pay for it, is the straight path to fame, fortune, and
+hell-fire. Careers, of course, vary; to dominate a continent or to
+open a corner shop as a pork-butcher's, plenty of devilry may go to
+either ambition. Also, genius is a rare gift. It by no means follows
+that because you are a bad man you will become a great one; but to be
+bad, and at the same time unsuccessful, is a hard fate. It casts a
+little doubt upon a man's badness if he does not, at least, make a
+little money. It is a poor business accompanying badness on to a
+common scaffold, or to see it die in a wretched garret. That was one
+of my complaints with Mr. Seccombe's Twelve Bad Men. Most of them came
+to violent ends. They were all failures.
+
+But I have kept these twelve ladies waiting a most unconscionable
+time. Who are they? There are amongst them four courtesans: Alice
+Perrers, one of King Edward III.'s misses; Barbara Villiers, one of
+King Charles II.'s; Mrs. Mary Anne Clarke, who had to be content with
+a royal Duke; and Mrs. Con Phillips. Six members of the criminal
+class: Alice Arden, Moll Cutpurse, Jenny Diver, Elizabeth Brownrigg,
+Elizabeth Canning, and Mary Bateman; and only two ladies of title,
+Frances Howard, Countess of Somerset, and Elizabeth Chudleigh, Duchess
+of Kingston. Of these twelve bad women one-third were executed, Alice
+Arden being burnt at Canterbury, Jenny Diver and Elizabeth Brownrigg
+being hung at Tyburn, and Mary Bateman suffering the same fate at
+Leeds. Elizabeth Canning was sentenced to seven years' transportation,
+and, indeed, if their biographers are to be believed, all the other
+ladies made miserable ends. There is nothing triumphant about their
+badness. Even from the point of view of this world they had better
+have been good. In fact, squalor is the badge of the whole tribe. Some
+of them, probably--Elizabeth Brownrigg, for example--were mad. This
+last-named poor creature bore sixteen children to a house-painter and
+plasterer, and then became a parish mid-wife, and only finally a
+baby-farmer. Her cruelty to her apprentices had madness in every
+detail. To include her in this volume was wholly unnecessary. She
+lives but in George Canning's famous parody on Southey's sonnet to the
+regicide Marten.
+
+With those sentimentalists who maintain that all bad people are mad I
+will have no dealings. It is sheer nonsense; lives of great men all
+remind us it is sheer nonsense. Some of our greatest men have been
+infernal scoundrels--pre-eminently bad men--with nothing mad about
+them, unless it be mad to get on in the world and knock people about
+in it.
+
+_Twelve Bad Women_ contains much interesting matter, but, on the
+whole, it is depressing. It seems very dull to be bad. Perhaps the
+editor desired to create this impression; if so, he has succeeded.
+Hannah More had fifty times more fun in her life than all these
+courtesans and criminals put together. The note of jollity is
+entirely absent. It was no primrose path these unhappy women
+traversed, though that it led to the everlasting bonfire it were
+unchristian to doubt. The dissatisfaction I confessed to at the
+beginning returns upon me as a cloud at the end; but, for all that, I
+rejoice the book is in a second edition, and I hope soon to hear it is
+in a third, for it has a moral tendency.
+
+
+
+
+ITINERARIES
+
+
+Anyone who is teased by the notion that it would be pleasant to be
+remembered, in the sense of being read, after death, cannot do better
+to secure that end than compose an Itinerary and leave it behind him
+in manuscript, with his name legibly inscribed thereon. If an honest
+bit of work, noting distances, detailing expenses, naming landmarks,
+moors, mountains, harbours, docks, buildings--indeed, anything which,
+as lawyers say, savours of realty--and but scantily interspersed with
+reflections, and with no quotations, why, then, such a piece of work,
+however long publication may be delayed--and a century or two will not
+matter in the least--cannot fail, whenever it is printed, to attract
+attention, to excite general interest and secure a permanent hold in
+every decent library in the kingdom.
+
+Time cannot stale an Itinerary. _Iter, Via, Actus_ are words of pith
+and moment. Stage-coaches, express trains, motor-cars, have written,
+or are now writing, their eventful histories over the face of these
+islands; but, whatever changes they have made or are destined to make,
+they have left untouched the mystery of the road, although for the
+moment the latest comer may seem injuriously to have affected its
+majesty.
+
+The Itinerist alone among authors is always sure of an audience. No
+matter where, no matter when, he has but to tell us how he footed it
+and what he saw by the wayside, and we must listen. How can we help
+it? Two hundred years ago, it may be, this Itinerist came through our
+village, passed by the wall of our homestead, climbed our familiar
+hill, and went on his way; it is perhaps but two lines and a half he
+can afford to give us, but what lines they are! How different with
+sermons, poems, and novels! On each of these is the stamp of the
+author's age; sentiments, fashions, thoughts, faiths, phraseology, all
+worn out--cold, dirty grate, where once there was a blazing fire.
+Cheerlessness personified! Leland's anti-Papal treatise in forty-five
+chapters remains in learned custody--a manuscript; a publisher it will
+never find. We still have Papists and anti-Papists; in this case the
+fire still blazes, but the grates are of an entirely different
+construction. Leland's treatise is out of date. But his _Itinerary_ in
+nine volumes, a favourite book throughout the eighteenth century,
+which has graced many a bookseller's catalogue for the last hundred
+years, and seldom without eliciting a purchaser--Leland's _Itinerary_
+is to-day being reprinted under the most able editorship. The charm of
+the road is irresistible. The _Vicar of Wakefield_ is a delightful
+book, with a great tradition behind it and a future still before it;
+but it has not escaped the ravages of time, and I would, now, at all
+events, gladly exchange it for Oliver Goldsmith's _Itinerary through
+Germany with a Flute_!
+
+Vain authors, publisher's men, may write as they like about
+_Shakespeare's_ country, or _Scott's_ country, or _Carlyle's_ country,
+or _Crockett's_ country, but--
+
+ 'Oh, good gigantic smile of the brown old earth!'
+
+the land laughs at the delusions of the men who hurriedly cross its
+surface.
+
+ 'Rydal and Fairfield are there,--
+ In the shadow Wordsworth lies dead.
+ So it is, so it will be for aye,
+ Nature is fresh as of old,
+ Is lovely, a mortal is dead.'
+
+These reflections, which by themselves would be enough to sink even an
+Itinerary, seemed forced upon me by the publication of _A Journey to
+Edenborough in Scotland by Joseph Taylor, Late of the Inner Temple,
+Esquire_. This journey was made two hundred years ago in the Long
+Vacation of 1705, but has just been printed from the original
+manuscript, under the editorship of Mr. William Cowan, by the
+well-known Edinburgh bookseller, Mr. Brown, of Princes Street, to whom
+all lovers of things Scottish already owe much.
+
+Nobody can hope to be less known than this our latest Itinerist, for
+not only is he not in the _Dictionary of National Biography_, but it
+is at present impossible to say which of two Joseph Taylors he was.
+The House of the Winged Horse has ever had Taylors on its roll, the
+sign of the Middle Temple, a very fleecy sheep, being perhaps
+unattractive to the clan, and in 1705 it so happened that not only
+were there two Taylors, but two Joseph Taylors, entitled to write
+themselves 'of the Inner Temple, Esquire.' Which was the Itinerist?
+Mr. Cowan, going by age, thinks that the Itinerist can hardly have
+been the Joseph Taylor who was admitted to the Inn in 1663, as in that
+case he must have been at least fifty-eight when he travelled to
+Edinburgh. For my part, I see nothing in the _Itinerary_ to preclude
+the possibility of its author having attained that age at the date of
+its composition. I observe in the _Itinerary_ references which point
+to the Itinerist being a Kentish man, and he mentions more than once
+his 'Cousin D'aeth.' Research among the papers of the D'aeths of
+Knowlton Court, near Dover, might result in the discovery which of
+these two Taylors really was the Itinerist. As nothing else is at
+present known about either, the investigation could probably be made
+without passion or party or even religious bias. It might be
+best begun by Mr. Cowan telling us in whose custody he found the
+manuscript, and how it came there. These statements should always
+be made when old manuscripts are first printed.
+
+The journey began on August 2, 1705. The party consisted of Mr. Taylor
+and his two friends, Mr. Harrison and Mr. Sloman. They travelled on
+horseback, and often had difficulties with the poor beast that carried
+their luggage. They reached Edinburgh in the evening of August 31, and
+left it on their return journey on September 8, and got home on the
+25th of the same month. The _Itinerary_ concludes as follows:
+
+ 'Thus we spent almost 2 months in a Journy of many 100 miles,
+ sometimes thro' very charming Countryes, and at other times over
+ desolate and Barren Mountaines, and yet met with no particular
+ misfortune in all the Time.'
+
+I may say at once of these three Itinerists--Mr. Taylor, Mr. Harrison,
+and Mr. Sloman--that they appear to have been thoroughly
+commonplace, well behaved, occasionally hilarious Englishmen, ready to
+endure whatever befell them, if unavoidable; accustomed to take their
+ease in their inn and to turn round and look at any pretty woman they
+might chance to meet on their travels. Their first experience of what
+the Itinerist calls 'the prodigies of Nature,' 'at once an occasion
+both of Horrour and Admiration,' was in the Peak Country 'described in
+poetry by the ingenious Mr. Cotton.' This part of the world they 'did'
+with something of the earnestness of the modern tourist. But I hardly
+think they enjoyed themselves. The 'prodigious' caverns and strange
+petrifactions shocked them; 'nothing can be more terrible or shocking
+to Nature.' Mam Tor, with its 1,710 feet, proved very impressive, 'a
+vast high mountain reaching to the very clouds.' This gloom of the
+Derbyshire hills and stony valleys was partially dispelled for our
+travellers by a certain 'fair Gloriana' they met at Buxton, with whom
+they had great fun, 'so much the greater, because we never expected
+such heavenly enjoyments in so desolate a country.' If it be on
+susceptibilities of this nature that Mr. Cowan rests his case for
+thinking that the Itinerist can hardly have attained 'the blasted
+antiquity' of fifty-eight, we must think Mr. Cowan a trifle hasty, or
+a very young man, perhaps under forty, which is young for an editor.
+
+After describing, somewhat too much like an auctioneer, the splendours
+of Chatsworth, 'a Paradise in the deserts of Arabia,' the Itinerist
+proceeds on his way north through Nottingham to Belvoir Castle, where
+'my Lord Rosses Gentleman (to whom Mr. Harrison was recommended)
+entertained us by his Lordship's command with good wine and the best
+of malt liquors which the cellar abounds with'; the pictures in the
+Long Gallery were shown them by 'my Lord himself.' At Doncaster, 'a
+neat market-town which consists only in one long street,' they had
+some superlative salmon just taken out of the river. By Knaresborough
+Spaw, where they drank the waters and had icy cold baths, and dined at
+the ordinary with a parson whose conversation startled the propriety
+of the Templar, the travellers made their way to York, and for the
+first and last time a few pages of _Guide Book_ are improperly
+introduced. Then on to Scarborough.
+
+ 'The next morning early we left Scarborough and travelled through a
+ dismall road, particularly near Robins Hood Bay; we were obliged to
+ lead our horses, and had much ado to get down a vast craggy
+ mountain which lyes within a quarter of a mile of it. The Bay is
+ about a mile broad, and inhabited by poor fishermen. We stopt to
+ taste some of their liquor and discourse with them. They told us
+ the French privateers came into the Very Bay and took 2 of their
+ Vessels but the day before, which were ransom'd for £25 a piece. We
+ saw a great many vessels lying upon the Shore, the masters not
+ daring to venture out to sea for fear of undergoing the same fate.'
+
+We boast too readily of our inviolate shores.
+
+A curious description is given of the Duke of Buckingham's alum works
+near Whitby. The travellers then procured a guide, and traversed 'the
+vast moors which lye between Whitby and Gisborough.' The civic
+magnificence of Newcastle greatly struck our travellers, who, happier
+than their modern successors, were able to see the town miles off. The
+Itinerist quotes with gusto the civic proverb that the men of
+Newcastle pay nothing for the Way, the Word, or the Water, 'for the
+Ministers of Religion are maintained, the streets paved, and the
+Conduits kept up at the publick charge.' A disagreeable account is
+given of the brutishness of the people employed in the salt works at
+Tynemouth. At Berwick the travellers got into trouble with the sentry,
+but the mistake was rectified with the captain of the guard over '2
+bowles of punch, there being no wine in the town.'
+
+Scotland was now in sight, and the travellers became grave, as
+befitted the occasion. They were told that the journey that lay before
+them was extremely dangerous, that 'twould be difficult to escape with
+their lives, much less (ominous words) without 'the distemper of the
+country.' But Mr. Taylor, Mr. Harrison, and Mr. Sloman were as brave
+as Mr. Pickwick, and they would on. 'Yet notwithstanding all these sad
+representations, we resolv'd to proceed and stand by one another to
+the last.'
+
+What the Itinerists thought of Scotland when they got there is not for
+me to say. I was once a Scottish member.
+
+They arrived in Edinburgh at a great crisis in Scottish history. They
+saw the Duke of Argyll, as Queen Anne's Lord High Commissioner, go to
+the Parliament House in this manner:
+
+ 'First a coach and six Horses for his Gentlemen, then a Trumpet,
+ then his own coach with six white horses, which were very fine,
+ being those presented by King William to the Duke of Queensbury,
+ and by him sold to the Duke of Argyle for £300; next goes a troop
+ of Horse Guards, cloathed like my Lord of Oxford's Regiment, but
+ the horses are of several colours; and the Lord Chancellor and the
+ Secretary of State, and the Lord Chief Justice Clerk, and other
+ officers of State close the cavalcade in coaches and six horses.
+ Thus the Commissioner goes and returns every day.'
+
+The Itinerists followed the Duke and his procession into the
+Parliament House, and heard debated the great question--the greatest
+of all possible questions for Scotland--whether this magnificence
+should cease, whether there should be an end of an auld sang--in
+short, whether the proposed Act of Union should be proceeded with. By
+special favour, our Itinerists had leave to stand upon the steps of
+the throne, and witnessed a famous fiery and prolonged debate, the
+Duke once turning to them and saying, _sotto voce_, 'It is now
+deciding whether England and Scotland shall go together by the ears.'
+How it was decided we all know, and that it was wisely decided no one
+doubts; yet, when we read our Itinerist's account of the Duke's coach
+and horses, and the cavalcade that followed him, and remember that
+this was what happened every day during the sitting of the Parliament,
+and must not be confounded with the greater glories of the first day
+of a Parliament, when every member, be he peer, knight of the shire,
+or burgh member, had to ride on horseback in the procession, it is
+impossible not to feel the force of Miss Grisel Dalmahoy's appeal in
+the _Heart of Midlothian_, she being an ancient sempstress, to Mr.
+Saddletree, the harness-maker:
+
+ 'And as for the Lords of States ye suld mind the riding o' the
+ Parliament in the gude auld time before the Union. A year's rent o'
+ mony a gude estate gaed for horse-graith and harnessing, forby
+ broidered robes and foot-mantles that wad hae stude by their lane
+ with gold and brocade, and that were muckle in my ain line.'
+
+The graphic account of a famous debate given by, Taylor is worth
+comparing with the _Lockhart Papers_ and Hill Burton. The date is a
+little troublesome. According to our Itinerist, he heard the
+discussion as to whether the Queen or the Scottish Parliament should
+nominate the Commissioners. Now, according to the histories, this
+all-important discussion began and ended on September 1, but our
+Itinerist had only arrived in Edinburgh the night before the first,
+and gives us to understand that he owed his invitation to be present
+to the fact that whilst in Edinburgh he and his friends had had the
+honour to have several lords and members of Parliament to dine, and
+that these guests informed him 'of the grand day when the Act was to
+be passed or rejected.' The Itinerist's account is too particular--for
+he gives the result of the voting--to admit of any possibility of a
+mistake, and he describes how several of the members came afterwards
+to his lodgings, and, so he writes, 'embraced us with all the outward
+marks of love and kindness, and seemed mightily pleased at what was
+done, and told us we should now be no more English and Scotch, but
+Brittons.' In the matter of nomenclature, at all events, the promises
+of the Union have not been carried out.
+
+After September 1 the Parliament did not meet till the 4th, when an
+Address was passed to the Queen, but apparently without any repetition
+of debate. So it really is a little difficult to reconcile the dates.
+Perhaps Itinerists are best advised to keep off public events.
+
+How our travellers escaped the 'national distemper' and journeyed
+home by Ecclefechan, Carlisle, Shap Fell, Liverpool, Chester,
+Coventry, and Warwick must be read in the _Journey_ itself, which,
+though it only occupies 182 small pages, is full of matter and even
+merriment; in fact, it is an excellent itinerary.
+
+
+
+
+EPITAPHS
+
+
+Epitaphs, if in rhyme, are the real literature of the masses. They
+need no commendation and are beyond all criticism. A Cambridge don, a
+London bus-driver, will own their charm in equal measure. Strange
+indeed is the fascination of rhyme. A commonplace hitched into verse
+instantly takes rank with Holy Scripture. This passion for poetry, as
+it is sometimes called, is manifested on every side; even tradesmen
+share it, and as the advertisements in our newspapers show, are
+willing to pay small sums to poets who commend their wares in verse.
+The widow bereft of her life's companion, the mother bending over an
+empty cradle, find solace in thinking what doleful little scrag of
+verse shall be graven on the tombstone of the dead. From the earliest
+times men have sought to squeeze their loves and joys, their sorrows
+and hatreds, into distichs and quatrains, and to inscribe them
+somewhere, on walls or windows, on sepulchral urns and gravestones, as
+memorials of their pleasure or their pain.
+
+ 'Hark! how chimes the passing bell--
+ There's no music to a knell;
+ All the other sounds we hear
+ Flatter and but cheat our ear.'
+
+So wrote Shirley the dramatist, and so does he truthfully explain the
+popularity of the epitaph as distinguished from the epigram. Who ever
+wearies of Martial's 'Erotion'?--
+
+ 'Hic festinata requiescit Erotion umbra,
+ Crimine quam fati sexta peremit hiems.
+ Quisquis eris nostri post me regnator agelli
+ Manibus exiguis annua justa dato.
+ Sic lare perpetuo, sic turba sospite, solus
+ Flebilis in terra sit lapis iste tua'--
+
+so prettily Englished by Leigh Hunt:
+
+ 'Underneath this greedy stone
+ Lies little sweet Erotion,
+ Whom the Fates with hearts as cold
+ Nipped away at six years old.
+ Those, whoever thou may'st be,
+ That hast this small field after me,
+ Let the yearly rites be paid
+ To her little slender shade;
+ So shall no disease or jar
+ Hurt thy house or chill thy Lar,
+ But this tomb be here alone
+ The only melancholy stone.'
+
+Our English epitaphs are to be found scattered up and down our country
+churchyards--'uncouth rhymes,' as Gray calls them, yet full of the
+sombre philosophy of life. They are fast becoming illegible, worn out
+by the rain that raineth every day, and our prim, present-day parsons
+do not look with favour upon them, besides which--to use a clumsy
+phrase--besides which most of our churchyards are now closed against
+burials, and without texts there can be no sermons:
+
+ 'I'll stay and read my sermon here,
+ And skulls and bones shall be my text.
+
+ * * * *
+
+ Here learn that glory and disgrace,
+ Wisdom and Folly, pass away,
+ That mirth hath its appointed space,
+ That sorrow is but for a day;
+ That all we love and all we hate,
+ That all we hope and all we fear,
+ Each mood of mind, each turn of fate,
+ Must end in dust and silence here.'
+
+The best epitaphs are the grim ones. Designed, as epitaphs are, to
+arrest and hold in their momentary grasp the wandering attention and
+languid interest of the passer-by, they must hit him hard and at once,
+and this they can only do by striking some very responsive chord, and
+no chords are so immediately responsive as those which relate to death
+and, it may be, judgment to come.
+
+Mr. Aubrey Stewart, in his interesting _Selection of English Epigrams
+and Epitaphs_, published by Chapman and Hall, quotes an epitaph from a
+Norfolk churchyard which I have seen in other parts of the country.
+The last time I saw it was in the Forest of Dean. It is admirably
+suited for the gravestone of any child of very tender years, say four:
+
+ 'When the Archangel's trump shall blow
+ And souls to bodies join,
+ Many will wish their lives below
+ Had been as short as mine.'
+
+It is uncouth, but it is warranted to grip.
+
+Frequently, too, have I noticed how constantly the attention is
+arrested by Pope's well-known lines from his magnificent 'Verses to
+the Memory of an Unfortunate Lady,' which are often to be found on
+tombstones:
+
+ 'So peaceful rests without a stone and name
+ What once had beauty, titles, wealth, and fame.
+ How loved, how honoured once avails thee not,
+ To whom related or by whom begot.
+ A heap of dust alone remains of thee;
+ 'Tis all thou art and all the proud shall be.'
+
+I wish our modern poetasters who deny Pope's claim to be a poet no
+worse fate than to lie under stones which have engraved upon them the
+lines just quoted, for they will then secure in death what in life was
+denied them--the ear of the public.
+
+Next to the grim epitaph, I should be disposed to rank those which
+remind the passer-by of his transitory estate. In different parts of
+the country--in Cumberland and Cornwall, in Croyland Abbey, in
+Llangollen Churchyard, in Melton Mowbray--are to be found lines more
+or less resembling the following:
+
+ 'Man's life is like unto a winter's day,
+ Some break their fast and so depart away,
+ Others stay dinner then depart full fed,
+ The longest age but sups and goes to bed.
+ O reader, there behold and see
+ As we are now, so thou must be.'
+
+The complimentary epitaph seldom pleases. To lie like a tombstone has
+become a proverb. Pope's famous epitaph on Newton:
+
+ 'Nature and Nature's laws lay hid in night,
+ God said, Let Newton be! and all was light.'
+
+is hyperbolical and out of character with the great man it seeks to
+honour. It was intended for Westminster Abbey. I rejoice at the
+preference given to prose Latinity.
+
+The tender and emotional epitaphs have a tendency to become either
+insipid or silly. But Herrick has shown us how to rival Martial:
+
+ 'UPON A CHILD THAT DIED.
+
+ Here she lies a pretty bud
+ Lately made of flesh and blood;
+ Who as soon fell fast asleep
+ As her little eyes did peep.
+ Give her strewings, but not stir
+ The earth that lightly covers her.'
+
+Mr. Dodd, the editor of the admirable volume called _The
+Epigrammatists_, published in Bohn's Standard Library, calls these
+lines a model of simplicity and elegance. So they are, but they are
+very vague. But then the child was very young. Erotion, one must
+remember, was six years old. Ben Jonson's beautiful epitaph on S.P., a
+child of Queen Elizabeth's Chapel, beginning,
+
+ 'Weep with me all you that read
+ This little story;
+ And know for whom the tear you shed
+ Death's self is sorry,'
+
+is fine poetry, but it is not life or death as plain people know those
+sober realities. The flippant epitaph is always abominable. Gay's, for
+example:
+
+ 'Life is a jest, and all things show it.
+ I thought so once, but now I know it.'
+
+But _does_ he know it? Ay, there's the rub! The note of Christianity
+is seldom struck in epitaphs. There is a deep-rooted paganism in the
+English people which is for ever bubbling up and asserting itself in
+the oddest of ways. Coleridge's epitaph for himself is a striking
+exception:
+
+ 'Stop, Christian passer-by! stop, child of God,
+ And read with gentle breast, Beneath this sod
+ A poet lies, or that which once seemed he.
+ O lift one thought in prayer for S.T.C,
+ That he who many a year with toil of breath
+ Found death in life, may here find life in death!
+ Mercy for praise--to be forgiven for fame,
+ He ask'd and hoped through Christ. Do thou the same.'
+
+
+
+
+'HANSARD'
+
+
+'Men are we, and must mourn when e'en the shade of that which once was
+great has passed away.' This quotation--which, in obedience to the
+prevailing taste, I print as prose--was forced upon me by reading in
+the papers an account of some proceedings in a sale-room in Chancery
+Lane last Tuesday,[A] when the entire stock and copyright of
+_Hansard's Parliamentary History and Debates_ were exposed for sale,
+and, it must be added, to ridicule. Yet 'Hansard' was once a name to
+conjure with. To be in it was an ambition--costly, troublesome, but
+animating; to know it was, if not a liberal education, at all events
+almost certain promotion; whilst to possess it for your very own was
+the outward and visible sign of serious statesmanship. No wonder that
+unimaginative men still believed that _Hansard_ was a property with
+money in it. Is it not the counterpart of Parliament, its dark and
+majestic shadow thrown across the page of history? As the pious
+Catholic studies his _Acta Sanctorum_, so should the constitutionalist
+love to pore over the _ipsissima verba_ of Parliamentary gladiators,
+and read their resolutions and their motions. Where else save in the
+pages of _Hansard_ can we make ourselves fully acquainted with the
+history of the Mother of Free Institutions? It is, no doubt, dull, but
+with the soberminded a large and spacious dulness like that of
+_Hansard's Debates_ is better than the incongruous chirpings of the
+new 'humourists.' Besides, its dulness is exaggerated. If a reader
+cannot extract amusement from it the fault is his, not _Hansard's_.
+But, indeed, this perpetual talk of dulness and amusement ought not to
+pass unchallenged. Since when has it become a crime to be dull? Our
+fathers were not ashamed to be dull in a good cause. We are ashamed,
+but without ceasing to be dull.
+
+ [Footnote A: March 8, 1902.]
+
+But it is idle to argue with the higgle of the market. 'Things are
+what they are,' said Bishop Butler in a passage which has lost its
+freshness; that is to say, they are worth what they will fetch. 'Why,
+then, should we desire to be deceived?' The test of truth remains
+undiscovered, but the test of present value is the auction mart. Tried
+by this test, it is plain that _Hansard_ has fallen upon evil days.
+The bottled dreariness of Parliament is falling, falling, falling. An
+Elizabethan song-book, the original edition of Gray's _Elegy_, or
+_Peregrine Pickle_, is worth more than, or nearly as much as, the 458
+volumes of _Hansard's Parliamentary Debates_. Three complete sets were
+sold last Tuesday; one brought £110, the other two but £70 each. And
+yet it is not long ago since a _Hansard_ was worth three times as
+much. Where were our young politicians? There are serious men on both
+sides of the House. Men of their stamp twenty years ago would not have
+been happy without a _Hansard_ to clothe their shelves with dignity
+and their minds with quotations. But these young men were not bidders.
+
+As the sale proceeded, the discredit of _Hansard_ became plainer and
+plainer. For the copyright, including, of course, the goodwill of the
+name--the right to call yourself 'Hansard' for years to come--not a
+penny was offered, and yet, as the auctioneer feelingly observed, only
+eighteen months ago it was valued at £60,000. The cold douche of the
+auction mart may brace the mind, but is apt to lower the price of
+commodities of this kind. Then came incomplete and unbound sets, with
+doleful results. For forty copies of the 'Indian Debates' for 1889
+only a penny a copy was offered. It was rumoured that the bidder
+intended, had he been successful, to circulate the copies amongst the
+supporters of a National Council for India; but his purpose was
+frustrated by the auctioneer, who, mindful of the honour of the
+Empire, sorrowfully but firmly withdrew the lot, and proceeded to the
+next, amidst the jeers of a thoroughly demoralized audience. But this
+subject why pursue? It is, for the reason already cited at the
+beginning, a painful one. The glory of _Hansard_ has departed for
+ever. Like a new-fangled and sham religion, it began in pride and
+ended in a police-court, instead of beginning in a police-court and
+ending in pride, which is the now well-defined course of true
+religion.
+
+The fact that nobody wants _Hansard_ is not necessarily a rebuff to
+Parliamentary eloquence, yet these low prices jump with the times and
+undoubtedly indicate an impatience of oratory. We talk more than our
+ancestors, but we prove our good faith by doing it very badly. We have
+no Erskines at the Bar, but trials last longer than ever. There are
+not half a dozen men in the House of Commons who can make a speech,
+properly so called, but the session is none the shorter on that
+account. _Hansard's Debates_ are said to be dull to read, but there is
+a sterner fate than reading a dull debate: you may be called upon to
+listen to one. The statesmen of the time must be impervious to
+dulness; they must crush the artist within them to a powder. The new
+people who have come bounding into politics and are now claiming their
+share of the national inheritance are not orators by nature, and will
+never become so by culture; but they mean business, and that is well.
+Caleb Garth and not George Canning should be the model of the virtuous
+politician of the future.
+
+
+
+
+CONTEMPT OF COURT
+
+
+The late Mr. Carlyle has somewhere in his voluminous but well-indexed
+writings a highly humorous and characteristic passage in which he,
+with all his delightful gusto, dilates upon the oddity of the scene
+where a withered old sinner perched on a bench, quaintly attired in
+red turned up with ermine, addresses another sinner in a wooden pew,
+and bids him be taken away and hung by the neck until he is dead; and
+how the sinner in the pew, instead of indignantly remonstrating with
+the sinner on the bench, 'Why, you cantankerous old absurdity, what
+are you about taking my life like that?' usually exhibits signs of
+great depression, and meekly allows himself to be conducted to his
+cell, from whence in due course he is taken and throttled according to
+law.
+
+This situation described by Carlyle is doubtless mighty full of
+humour; but, none the less, were any prisoner at the bar to adopt
+Craigenputtock's suggestion, he would only add to the peccadillo of
+murder the grave offence of contempt of court, which has been defined
+'as a disobedience to the court, an opposing or despising the
+authority, justice, and dignity thereof.'
+
+The whole subject of Contempt is an interesting and picturesque one,
+and has been treated after an interesting and picturesque yet accurate
+and learned fashion by a well-known lawyer, in a treatise[A] which
+well deserves to be read not merely by the legal practitioner, but by
+the student of constitutional law and the nice observer of our manners
+and customs.
+
+ [Footnote A: _Contempt of Court, etc._ By J.F. Oswald, Q.C. London:
+ William Clowes and Sons, Limited.]
+
+An ill-disposed person may exhibit contempt of court in divers
+ways--for example, he may scandalize the the court itself, which may
+be done not merely by the extreme measure of hurling missiles at the
+presiding judge, or loudly contemning his learning or authority, but
+by ostentatiously reading a newspaper in his presence, or laughing
+uproariously at a joke made by somebody else. Such contempts,
+committed as they are _in facie curiae_, are criminal offences, and
+may be punished summarily by immediate imprisonment without the right
+of appeal. It speaks well both for the great good sense of the judges
+and for the deep-rooted legal instincts of our people that such
+offences are seldom heard of. It would be impossible nicely to define
+what measure of freedom of manners should be allowed in a court of
+justice, which, as we know, is neither a church nor a theatre, but, as
+a matter of practice, the happy mean between an awe-struck and unmanly
+silence and free-and-easy conversation is well preserved. The
+practising advocate, to avoid contempt and obtain, if instructed so to
+do, a hearing, must obey certain sumptuary laws, for not only must he
+don the horsehair wig, the gown, and bands of his profession, but his
+upper clothing must be black, nor should his nether garment be
+otherwise than of sober hue. Mr. Oswald reports Mr. Justice Byles as
+having once observed to the late Lord Coleridge whilst at the Bar: 'I
+always listen with little pleasure to the arguments of counsel whose
+legs are encased in light gray trousers.' The junior Bar is growing
+somewhat lax in these matters. Dark gray coats are not unknown, and it
+was only the other day I observed a barrister duly robed sitting in
+court in a white waistcoat, apparently oblivious of the fact that
+whilst thus attired no judge could possibly have heard a word he said.
+However, as he had nothing to say, the question did not arise. It is
+doubtless the increasing Chamber practice of the judges which has
+occasioned this regrettable laxity. In Chambers a judge cannot
+summarily commit for contempt, nor is it necessary or customary for
+counsel to appear before him in robes. Some judges object to fancy
+waistcoats in Chambers, but others do not. The late Sir James Bacon,
+who was a great stickler for forensic propriety, and who, sitting in
+court, would not have allowed a counsel in a white waistcoat to say a
+word, habitually wore one himself when sitting as vacation judge in
+the summer.
+
+It must not be supposed that there can be no contempt out of court.
+There can. To use bad language on being served with legal process is
+to treat the court from whence such process issued with contempt. None
+the less, considerable latitude of language on such occasions is
+allowed. How necessary it is to protect the humble officers of the law
+who serve writs and subpoenas is proved by the case of one Johns, who
+was very rightly committed to the Fleet in 1772, it appearing by
+affidavit that he had compelled the poor wretch who sought to serve
+him with a subpoena to devour both the parchment and the wax seal of
+the court, and had then, after kicking him so savagely as to make him
+insensible, ordered his body to be cast into the river. No amount of
+irritation could justify such conduct. It is no contempt to tear up
+the writ or subpoena in the presence of the officer of the court,
+because, the service once lawfully effected, the court is indifferent
+to the treatment of its stationery; but such behaviour, though lawful,
+is childish. To obstruct a witness on his way to give evidence, or to
+threaten him if he does give evidence, or to tamper with the jury, are
+all serious contempts. In short, there is a divinity which hedges a
+court of justice, and anybody who, by action or inaction, renders the
+course of justice more difficult or dilatory than it otherwise would
+be, incurs the penalty of contempt. Consider, for example, the case of
+documents and letters. Prior to the issue of a writ, the owner of
+documents and letters may destroy them, if he pleases--the fact of his
+having done so, if litigation should ensue on the subject to which the
+destroyed documents related, being only matter for comment--but the
+moment a writ is issued the destruction by a defendant of any document
+in his possession relating to the action is a grave contempt, for
+which a duchess was lately sent to prison. There is something majestic
+about this. No sooner is the aid of a court of law invoked than it
+assumes a seizin of every scrap of writing which will assist it in its
+investigation of the matter at issue between the parties, and to
+destroy any such paper is to obstruct the court in its holy task, and
+therefore a contempt.
+
+To disobey a specific order of the court is, of course, contempt. The
+old Court of Chancery had a great experience in this aspect of the
+question. It was accustomed to issue many peremptory commands; it
+forbade manufacturers to foul rivers, builders so to build as to
+obstruct ancient lights, suitors to seek the hand in matrimony of its
+female wards, Dissenting ministers from attempting to occupy the
+pulpits from which their congregations had by vote ejected them, and
+so on through almost all the business of this mortal life. It was more
+ready to forbid than to command; but it would do either if justice
+required it. And if you persisted in doing what the Court of Chancery
+told you not to do, you were committed; whilst if you refused to do
+what it had ordered you to do, you were attached; and the difference
+between committal and attachment need not concern the lay mind.
+
+To pursue the subject further would be to plunge into the morasses of
+the law where there is no footing for the plain man; but just a word
+or two may be added on the subject of punishment for contempt. In old
+days persons who were guilty of contempt _in facie curiae_ had their
+right hands cut off, and Mr. Oswald prints as an appendix to his book
+certain clauses of an Act of Parliament of Henry VIII. which provide
+for the execution of this barbarous sentence, and also (it must be
+admitted) for the kindly after-treatment of the victim, who was to
+have a surgeon at hand to sear the stump, a sergeant of the poultry
+with a cock ready for the surgeon to wrap about the stump, a sergeant
+of the pantry with bread to eat, and a sergeant of the cellar with a
+pot of red wine to drink.
+
+Nowadays the penalty for most contempts is costs. The guilty party in
+order to purge his contempt has to pay all the costs of a motion to
+commit and attach. The amount is not always inconsiderable, and when
+it is paid it would be idle to apply to the other side for a pot of
+red wine. They would only laugh at you. Our ancestors had a way of
+mitigating their atrocities which robs the latter of more than half
+their barbarity. Costs are an unmitigable atrocity.
+
+
+
+
+5 EDWARD VII., CHAPTER 12
+
+
+The appearance of this undebated Act of Parliament in the attenuated
+volume of the Statutes of 1905 almost forces upon sensitive minds an
+unwelcome inquiry as to what is the attitude proper to be assumed by
+an emancipated but trained intelligence towards a decision of the
+House of Lords, sitting judicially as the highest (because the last)
+Court of Appeal.
+
+So far as the _parties_ to the litigation are concerned, the decision,
+if of a final character, puts an end to the _lis_. Litigation must, so
+at least it has always been assumed, end somewhere, and in these
+realms it ends with the House of Lords. Higher you cannot go, however
+litigiously minded.
+
+In the vast majority of appeal cases a final appeal not only ends the
+_lis_, but determines once for all the rights of the parties to the
+subject-matter. The successful litigant leaves the House of Lords
+quieted in his possession or restored to what he now knows to be his
+own, conscious of a victory, final and complete; whilst the
+unsuccessful litigant goes away exceeding sorrowful, knowing that his
+only possible revenge is to file his petition in bankruptcy.
+
+This, however, is not always so.
+
+In August, 1904, the House of Lords decided in a properly constituted
+_lis_ that a particular ecclesiastical body in Scotland, somewhat
+reduced in numbers, but existent and militant, was entitled to certain
+property held in trust for the use and behoof of the Free Church of
+Scotland. There is no other way of holding property than by a legal
+title. Sometimes that title has been created by an Act of Parliament,
+and sometimes it is a title recognised by the general laws and customs
+of the realm, but a legal title it has got to be. Titles are never
+matters of rhetoric, nor are they _jure divino_, or conferred in
+answer to prayer; they are strictly legal matters, and it is the very
+particular business of courts of law, when properly invoked, to
+recognise and enforce them.
+
+In the case I have in mind there were two claimants to the
+subject-matter--the Free Church and the United Free Church--and the
+House of Lords, after a great argle-bargle, decided that the property
+in question belonged to the Free Church.
+
+Thereupon the expected happened. A hubbub arose in Scotland and
+elsewhere, and in consequence of the hubbub an Act of Parliament has
+somewhat coyly made its appearance in the Statute Book (5 Edward VII.,
+chapter 12) appointing and authorizing Commissioners to take away from
+the successful litigant a certain portion of the property just
+declared to be his, and to give it to the unsuccessful litigant.
+
+The reasons alleged for taking away by statute from the Free Church
+some of the property that belongs to it are that the Free Church is
+not big enough to administer satisfactorily all the property it
+possesses; and that the State may reasonably refuse to allow a
+religious body to have more property than it can in the opinion of
+State-appointed Commissioners usefully employ in the propagation of
+its religion. Let the reasons be well noted. They have made their
+appearance before in history. These were the reasons alleged by Henry
+VIII. for the suppression of the smaller monasteries. The State,
+having made up its mind to take away from the Free Church so much of
+its property as the Commissioners may think it cannot usefully
+administer, then proceeds, by this undebated Act of Parliament, to
+give the overplus to the unsuccessful litigant, the United Free
+Church. Why to them? It will never do to answer this question by
+saying because it is always desirable to return lost property to its
+true owner, since so to reply would be to give the lie direct to a
+decision of the Final Court of Appeal on a question of property.
+
+In the eye--I must not write the blind eye--of the law, this
+parliamentary gift to the United Free Church is not a _giving back_
+but an _original free gift_ from the State by way of endowment to a
+particular denomination of Presbyterian dissenters. In theory the
+State could have done what it liked with so much of the property of
+the Free Church as that body is not big enough to spend upon itself.
+It might, for example, have divided it between Presbyterians
+generally, or it might have left it to the Free Church to say who was
+to be the disponee of its property.
+
+As a matter of hard fact, the State had no choice in the matter. It
+could not select, or let the Free Church select, the object of its
+bounty. The public sense (a vague term) demanded that the United Free
+Church should not be required to abide by the decision of the House of
+Lords, but should have given to it whatever property could, under any
+decent pretext of public policy and by Act of Parliament, be taken
+away from the Free Church. If the pretext of the inability of the
+Free Church to administer its own estate had not been forthcoming,
+some other pretext must and would have been discovered.
+
+Having regard, then, to 5 Edward VII., chapter 12, how ought one to
+feel towards the decision of the House of Lords in the Scottish
+Churches case? In public life you can usually huddle up anything, if
+only all parties, for reasons, however diverse, of their own, are
+agreed upon what is to be done. Like many another Act of Parliament, 5
+Edward VII., chapter 12, was bought with a sum of money. Nobody, not
+even Lord Robertson, really wanted to debate or discuss it, least of
+all to discover the philosophy of it. But in an essay you can huddle
+up nothing. At all hazards, you must go on. This is why so many
+essayists have been burnt alive.
+
+_First_.--Was the decision wrong? 'Yes' or 'No.' If it was right--
+
+_Second_.--Was the law, in pursuance of which the decision was given,
+so manifestly unjust as to demand, not the alteration of the law for
+the future, but the passage through Parliament, _ex post facto_, of an
+Act to prevent the decision from taking effect between the parties
+according to its tenour?
+
+_Third_.--Supposing the decision to be right, and the law it expounded
+just and reasonable in general, was there anything in the peculiar
+circumstances of the successful litigant, and in the sources from
+which a considerable portion of the property was derived, to justify
+Parliamentary interference and the provisions of 5 Edward VII.,
+chapter 12?
+
+_Number Three_, being the easiest way out of the difficulty, has been
+adopted. The _decision_ remains untouched, the _law_ it expounds
+remains unaltered--nothing has gone, except the _order_ of the Final
+Court giving effect to the untouched decision and to the unaltered
+law. _That_ has been tampered with for the reasons suggested in
+_Number Three_.
+
+John Locke was fond of referring questions to something he called 'the
+bulk of mankind'--an undefinable, undignified, unsalaried body, of
+small account at the beginning of controversies, but all-powerful at
+their close.
+
+My own belief is that eventually 'the bulk of mankind' will say
+bluntly that the House of Lords went wrong in these cases, and that
+the Act of Parliament was hastily patched up to avert wrong, and to
+do substantial justice between the parties.
+
+If asked, What can 'the bulk of mankind' know about law? I reply, with
+great cheerfulness, 'Very little indeed.' But suppose that the
+application of law to a particular _lis_ requires precise and full
+knowledge of all that happened during an ecclesiastical contest, and,
+in addition, demands a grasp of the philosophy of religion, and the
+ascertainment of true views as to the innate authority of a church and
+the development of doctrine, would there be anything very surprising
+if half a dozen eminent authorities in our Courts of Law and Equity
+were to go wrong?
+
+Between a frank admission of an incomplete consideration of a
+complicated and badly presented case and such blunt _ex post facto_
+legislation as 5 Edward VII., chapter 12, I should have preferred the
+former. The Act is what would once have been called a dangerous
+precedent. To-day precedents, good or bad, are not much considered. If
+we want to do a thing, we do it, precedent or no precedent. So far we
+have done so very little that the question has hardly arisen. If our
+Legislature ever reassumes activity under new conditions, and in
+obedience to new impulses, it may be discovered whether bad precedents
+are dangerous or not.
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of In the Name of the Bodleian and Other Essays
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+Title: In the Name of the Bodleian and Other Essays
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+</pre>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h1>IN THE NAME OF THE BODLEIAN </h1>
+<h2>AND OTHER ESSAYS</H2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+ <h3>BY</h3>
+ <h2>AUGUSTINE BIRRELL</h2>
+
+ <center>HONORARY FELLOW OF TRINITY HALL, CAMBRIDGE</center>
+ <p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class="note">
+ <i>'Peace be with the soul of that charitable and courteous author who
+ for the common benefit of his fellow-authors introduced the ingenious
+ way of miscellaneous writing.'</i>&mdash;<small>LORD SHAFTESBURY</small>.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<H3>
+ LONDON
+</h3>
+<h3>
+ 1906
+</h3>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<hr>
+<H3>
+ AUTHOR'S NOTE
+</H3>
+<p class="note">
+ The first paper appeared in the <i>Outlook</i>, New York, the one on Mr.
+ Bradlaugh in the <i>Nineteenth Century</i>, and some of the others at
+ different times in the <i>Speaker</i>.<br><br>
+ <small>3, NEW SQUARE, <br>
+ &nbsp; &nbsp;LINCOLN'S INN.</small>
+</p>
+<hr>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<h2>CONTENTS</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+ <p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_2">I.
+'IN THE NAME OF THE BODLEIAN'
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_3">II.
+BOOKWORMS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_4">III.
+CONFIRMED READERS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_5">IV.
+FIRST EDITIONS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_6">V.
+GOSSIP IN A LIBRARY
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_7">VI.
+LIBRARIANS AT PLAY
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_8">VII.
+LAWYERS AT PLAY
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_9">VIII.
+THE NON-JURORS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_10">IX.
+LORD CHESTERFIELD
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_11">X.
+THE JOHNSONIAN LEGEND
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_12">XI.
+BOSWELL AS BIOGRAPHER
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_13">XII.
+OLD PLEASURE GARDENS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_14">XIII.
+OLD BOOKSELLERS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_15">XIV.
+A FEW WORDS ABOUT COPYRIGHT IN BOOKS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_16">XV.
+HANNAH MORE ONCE MORE
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_17">XVI.
+ARTHUR YOUNG
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_18">XVII.
+THOMAS PAINE
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_19">XVIII.
+CHARLES BRADLAUGH
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_20">XIX.
+DISRAELI <i>EX RELATIONE</i> SIR WILLIAM FRASER
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_21">XX.
+A CONNOISSEUR
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_22">XXI.
+OUR GREAT MIDDLE CLASS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_23">XXII.
+TAR AND WHITEWASH
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_24">XXIII.
+ITINERARIES
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_25">XXIV.
+EPITAPHS
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_26">XXV.
+'HANSARD'
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_27">XXVI.
+CONTEMPT OF COURT
+</a></p>
+<p class="toc"><a href="#2H_4_28">XXVII.
+5 EDWARD VII., CHAPTER 12
+</a></p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<hr>
+
+
+
+
+
+<a name="2H_4_2"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ 'IN THE NAME OF THE BODLEIAN'
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ With what feelings, I wonder, ought one to approach in a famous
+ University an already venerable foundation, devoted by the last will
+ and indented deed of a pious benefactor to the collection and housing
+ of books and the promotion of learning? The Bodleian at this moment
+ harbours within its walls well-nigh half a million of printed volumes,
+ some scores of precious manuscripts in all the tongues, and has become
+ a name famous throughout the whole civilized world. What sort of a
+ poor scholar would he be whose heart did not beat within him when, for
+ the first time, he found himself, to quote the words of 'Elia,' 'in
+ the heart of learning, under the shadow of the mighty Bodley'?
+</p>
+<p>
+ Grave questions these! 'The following episode occurred during one of
+ Calverley's (then Blayds) appearances at "Collections," the Master
+ (Dr. Jenkyns) officiating. <i>Question</i>: "And with what feelings, Mr.
+ Blayds, ought we to regard the decalogue?" Calverley who had no very
+ clear idea of what was meant by the decalogue, but who had a due sense
+ of the importance both of the occasion and of the question, made the
+ following reply: "Master, with feelings of devotion, mingled with
+ awe!" "Quite right, young man; a very proper answer," exclaimed the
+ Master.' <a name="1"></a> <a href="#note-1"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a>
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'Devotion mingled with awe' might be a very proper answer for me to
+ make to my own questions, but possessing that acquaintance with the
+ history of the most picturesque of all libraries which anybody can
+ have who loves books enough to devote a dozen quiet hours of
+ rumination to the pages of Mr. Macray's <i>Annals of the Bodleian
+ Library</i>, second edition, Oxford, 'at the Clarendon Press, 1890,' I
+ cannot honestly profess to entertain in my breast, with regard to it,
+ the precise emotions which C.S.C. declared took possession of him when
+ he regarded the decalogue. A great library easily begets affection,
+ which may deepen into love; but devotion and awe are plants hard to
+ rear in our harsh climate; besides, can it be well denied that there
+ is something in a huge collection of the ancient learning, of
+ mediaeval folios, of controversial pamphlets, and in the thick black
+ dust these things so woefully collect, provocative of listlessness and
+ enervation and of a certain Solomonic dissatisfaction? The two writers
+ of modern times, both pre-eminently sympathetic towards the past, who
+ have best described this somewhat melancholy and disillusioned frame
+ of mind are both Americans: Washington Irving, in two essays in <i>The
+ Sketch-Book</i>, 'The Art of Bookmaking' and 'The Mutability of
+ Literature'; and Nathaniel Hawthorne, in many places, but notably in
+ that famous chapter on 'The Emptiness of Picture Galleries,' in <i>The
+ Marble Faun</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ It is perhaps best not to make too great demands upon our slender
+ stock of deep emotions, not to rhapsodize too much, or vainly to
+ pretend, as some travellers have done, that to them the collections
+ of the Bodleian, its laden shelves and precious cases, are more
+ attractive than wealth, fame, or family, and that it was stern Fate
+ that alone compelled them to leave Oxford by train after a visit
+ rarely exceeding twenty-four hours in duration.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Sir Thomas Bodley's Library at Oxford is, all will admit, a great and
+ glorious institution, one of England's sacred places; and springing,
+ as it did, out of the mind, heart, and head of one strong, efficient,
+ and resolute man, it is matter for rejoicing with every honest
+ gentleman to be able to observe how quickly the idea took root,
+ how well it has thriven, by how great a tradition it has become
+ consecrated, and how studiously the wishes of the founder in all their
+ essentials are still observed and carried out.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Saith the prophet Isaiah, 'The liberal deviseth liberal things; and by
+ liberal things he shall stand.' The name of Thomas Bodley still stands
+ all the world over by the liberal thing he devised.
+</p>
+<p>
+ A few pages about this 'second Ptolemy' will be grudged me by none but
+ unlettered churls.
+</p>
+<p>
+ He was a west countryman, an excellent thing to be in England if you
+ want backing through thick and thin, and was born in Exeter on March
+ 2nd, 1544&mdash;a most troublesome date. It seems our fate in the old home
+ never to be for long quit of the religious difficulty&mdash;which is very
+ hard upon us, for nobody, I suppose, would call the English a
+ 'religious' people. Little Thomas Bodley opened his eyes in a land
+ distracted with the religious difficulty. Listen to his own words;
+ they are full of the times: 'My father, in the time of Queen Mary,
+ being noted and known to be an enemy to Popery, was so cruelly
+ threatened and so narrowly observed by those that maliced his
+ religion, that for the safeguard of himself and my mother, who was
+ wholly affected as my father, he knew no way so secure as to fly into
+ Germany, where after a while he found means to call over my mother
+ with all his children and family, whom he settled for a time in Wesel
+ in Cleveland. (For there, there were many English which had left their
+ country for their conscience and with quietness enjoyed their meetings
+ and preachings.) From thence he removed to the town of Frankfort,
+ where there was in like sort another English congregation. Howbeit we
+ made no longer tarriance in either of these two towns, for that my
+ father had resolved to fix his abode in the city of Geneva.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Here the Bodleys remained 'until such time as our Nation was
+ advertised of the death of Queen Mary and the succession of Elizabeth,
+ with the change of religion which caused my father to hasten into
+ England.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ In Geneva young Bodley and his brothers enjoyed what now would be
+ called great educational advantages. Small creature though he was, he
+ yet attended, so he says, the public lectures of Chevalerius in
+ Hebrew, Bersaldus in Greek, and of Calvin and Beza in Divinity. He
+ had also 'domestical teachers,' and was taught Homer by Robert
+ Constantinus, who was the author of a Greek lexicon, a luxury in those
+ days.
+</p>
+<p>
+ On returning to England, Bodley proceeded, not to Exeter College, as
+ by rights he should have done, but to Magdalen, where he became a
+ 'reading man,' and graduated Bachelor of Arts in 1563. The next year
+ he shifted his quarters to Merton, where he gave public lectures on
+ Greek. In 1566 he became a Master of Arts, took to the study of
+ natural philosophy, and three years later was Junior Proctor. He
+ remained in residence until 1576, thus spending seventeen years in the
+ University. In the last-mentioned year he obtained leave of absence to
+ travel on the Continent, and for four years he pursued his studies
+ abroad, mastering the French, Spanish, and Italian languages. Some
+ short time after his return home he obtained an introduction to Court
+ circles and became an Esquire to Queen Elizabeth, who seems to have
+ entertained varying opinions about him, at one time greatly commending
+ him and at another time wishing he were hanged&mdash;an awkward wish on
+ Tudor lips. In 1588 Bodley married a wealthy widow, a Mrs. Ball, the
+ daughter of a Bristol man named Carew. As Bodley survived his wife and
+ had no children, a good bit of her money remains in the Bodleian to
+ this day. Blessed be her memory! Nor should the names of Carew and
+ Ball be wholly forgotten in this connection. From 1588 to 1596 Bodley
+ was in the diplomatic service, chiefly at The Hague, where he did good
+ work in troublesome times. On being finally recalled from The Hague,
+ Bodley had to make up his mind whether to pursue a public life. He
+ suffered from having too many friends, for not only did Burleigh
+ patronize him, but Essex must needs do the same. No man can serve two
+ masters, and though to be the victim of the rival ambitions of greater
+ men than yourself is no uncommon fate, it is a currish one. Bodley
+ determined to escape it, and to make for himself after a very
+ different fashion a name <i>aere perennius</i>.
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'I resolved thereupon to possess my soul in peace all the residue
+ of my days, to take my full farewell of State employments, to
+ satisfy my mind with the mediocrity of worldly living that I had of
+ mine own, and so to retire me from the Court.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ But what was he to do?
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Whereupon, examining exactly for the rest of my life what course I
+ might take, and having sought all the ways to the wood to select
+ the most proper, I concluded at the last to set up my staff at the
+ Library door in Oxford, being thoroughly persuaded that in my
+ solitude and surcease from the Commonwealth affairs I could not
+ busy myself to better purpose than by reducing that place (which
+ then in every part lay ruined waste) to the publick use of
+ students.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ It is pleasant to be admitted into the birth-chamber of a great idea
+ destined to be translated into action. Bodley proceeds to state the
+ four qualifications he felt himself to possess to do this great bit of
+ work: first, the necessary knowledge of ancient and modern tongues and
+ of 'sundry other sorts of scholastical literature'; second, purse
+ ability; third, a great store of honourable friends; and fourth,
+ leisure.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Bodley's description of the state of the old library as lying in every
+ part ruined and in waste was but too true.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Richard of Bury, the book-loving Bishop of Durham, seems to have been
+ the first donor of manuscripts on anything like a large scale to
+ Oxford, but the library he founded was at Durham College, which stood
+ where Trinity College now stands, and was in no sense a University
+ library. The good Bishop, known to all book-hunters as the author of
+ the <i>Philobiblon</i>, died in 1345, but his collection remained intact,
+ subject to rules he had himself laid down, until the dissolution of
+ the monasteries, when Durham College, which was attached to a
+ religious house, was put up for sale, and its library, like so much
+ else of good learning at this sad period, was dispersed and for the
+ most part destroyed.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Bodley's real predecessor, the first begetter of a University library,
+ was Thomas Cobham, Bishop of Worcester, who in 1320 prepared a chamber
+ above a vaulted room in the north-east corner of St. Mary's Church for
+ the reception of the books he intended to bestow upon his University.
+ When the Bishop of Worcester (as a matter of fact, he had once been
+ elected Archbishop of Canterbury; but that is another story, as
+ Laurence Sterne has said) died in 1327, it was discovered that he had
+ by his will bequeathed his library to Oxford, but he was insolvent! No
+ rich relict of a defunct Ball was available for a Bishop in those
+ days. The executors found themselves without sufficient estate to pay
+ for their testator's funeral expenses, even then the first charge upon
+ assets. They are not to be blamed for pawning the library. A good
+ friend redeemed the pledge, and despatched the books&mdash;all, of course,
+ manuscripts&mdash;to Oxford. For some reason or another Oriel took them in,
+ and, having become their bailee, refused to part with them, possibly
+ and plausibly alleging that the University was not in a position to
+ give a valid receipt. At Oriel they remained for ten years, when all
+ of a sudden the scholars of the University, animated by their
+ notorious affection for sound learning and a good 'row,' took Oriel by
+ storm, and carried off the books in triumph to Bishop Cobham's room,
+ where they remained in chests unread for thirty years. In 1367 the
+ University by statute ratified and confirmed its title to the books,
+ and published regulations for their use, but the quarrel with Oriel
+ continued till 1409, when the Cobham Library was for the first time
+ properly furnished and opened as a place for study and reference.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The librarian of the old Cobham Library had an advantage over Mr.
+ Nicholson, the Bodley librarian of to-day. Being a clerk in Holy
+ Orders before the time when, in Bodley's own phrase, already quoted,
+ we 'changed' our religion, he was authorized by the University to say
+ masses for the souls of all dead donors of books, whether by gifts
+ <i>inter vivos</i> or by bequest.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The first great benefactor of Cobham's Library was Duke Humphrey of
+ Gloucester, the youngest son of Henry IV., and perhaps the most
+ 'pushful' youngest son in our royal annals. Though a dissipated and
+ unprincipled fellow, he lives in history as 'the good Duke Humphrey,'
+ because he had the sense to patronize learning, collect manuscripts,
+ and enrich Universities. He began his gifts to Oxford as early, so say
+ some authorities, as 1411, and continued his donations of manuscripts
+ with such vivacity that the little room in St. Mary's could no longer
+ contain its riches. Hence the resolution of the University in 1444 to
+ build a new library over the Divinity School. This new room, which
+ was completed in 1480, forms now the central portion of that great
+ reading-room so affectionately remembered by thousands of still living
+ students.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Duke Humphrey's Library, as the new room was popularly called,
+ continued to flourish and receive valuable accessions of manuscripts
+ and printed books belonging to divinity, medicine, natural science,
+ and literature until the ill-omened year 1550. Oxford has never loved
+ Commissioners revising her statutes and reforming her schools, but
+ the Commissioners of 1550 were worse than prigs, worse even than
+ Erastians: they were barbarians and wreckers. They were deputed by
+ King Edward VI., 'in the spirit of the Reformation,' to make an end of
+ the Popish superstition. Under their hands the library totally
+ disappeared, and for a long while the tailors and shoemakers and
+ bookbinders of Oxford were well supplied with vellum, which they found
+ useful in their respective callings. It was a hard fate for so
+ splendid a collection. True it is that for the most part the contents
+ of the library had been rescued from miserable ill-usage in the
+ monasteries and chapter-houses where they had their first habitations,
+ but at last they had found shelter over the Divinity School of a great
+ University. There at least they might hope to slumber. But our
+ Reformers thought otherwise. The books and manuscripts being thus
+ dispersed or destroyed, a prudent if unromantic Convocation exposed
+ for sale the wooden shelves, desks, and seats of the old library, and
+ so made a complete end of the whole concern, thus making room for
+ Thomas Bodley.
+</p>
+<p>
+ On February 23, 1597/8, Thomas Bodley sat himself down in his London
+ house and addressed to the Vice-Chancellor of his University a certain
+ famous letter:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'SIR,<br>
+
+ 'Altho' you know me not as I suppose, yet for the farthering of an
+ offer of evident utilitie to your whole University I will not be
+ too scrupulous in craving your assistance. I have been alwaies of
+ a mind that if God of his goodness should make me able to do
+ anything for the benefit of posteritie, I would shew some token of
+ affiction that I have ever more borne to the studies of good
+ learning. I know my portion is too slender to perform for the
+ present any answerable act to my willing disposition, but yet to
+ notify some part of my desire in that behalf I have resolved thus
+ to deal. Where there hath been heretofore a public library in
+ Oxford which you know is apparent by the room itself remaining and
+ by your statute records, I will take the charge and cost upon me to
+ reduce it again to its former use and to make it fit and handsome
+ with seats and shelves and desks and all that may be needful to
+ stir up other mens benevolence to help to furnish it with books.
+ And this I purpose to begin as soon as timber can be gotten to the
+ intent that you may be of some speedy profit of my project. And
+ where before as I conceive it was to be reputed but a store of
+ books of divers benefactors because it never had any lasting
+ allowance for augmentation of the number or supply of books
+ decayed, whereby it came to pass that when those that were in being
+ were either wasted or embezzled, the whole foundation came to ruin.
+ To meet with that inconvenience, I will so provide hereafter (if
+ God do not hinder my present design) as you shall be still assured
+ of a standing annual rent to be disbursed every year in buying of
+ books, or officers stipends and other pertinent occasions, with
+ which provision and some order for the preservation of the place
+ and the furniture of it from accustomed abuses, it may perhaps in
+ time to come prove a notable treasure for the multitude of volumes,
+ an excellent benefit for the use and ease of students, and a
+ singular ornament of the University.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ The letter does not stop here, but my quotation has already probably
+ wearied most of my readers, though for my own part I am not ashamed to
+ confess that I seldom tire of retracing with my own hand the
+ <i>ipsissima verba</i> whereby great and truly notable gifts have been
+ bestowed upon nations or Universities or even municipalities for the
+ advancement of learning and the spread of science. Bodley's language
+ is somewhat involved, but through it glows the plain intention of an
+ honest man.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Convocation, we are told, embraced the offer with wonderful alacrity,
+ and lost no time in accepting it in good Latin.
+</p>
+<p>
+ From February, 1598, to January, 1613 (when he died), Bodley was happy
+ with as glorious a hobby-horse as ever man rode astride upon. Though
+ Bodley, in one of his letters, modestly calls himself a mere
+ 'smatterer,' he was, as indeed he had the sense to recognise,
+ excellently well fitted to be a collector of books, being both a good
+ linguist and personally well acquainted with the chief cities of the
+ Continent and with their booksellers. He was thus able to employ
+ well-selected agents in different parts of Europe to buy books on his
+ account, which it was his pleasure to receive, his rapture to unpack,
+ his pride to despatch in what he calls 'dry-fats'&mdash;that is,
+ weather-tight chests&mdash;to Dr. James, the first Bodley librarian.
+ Despite growing and painful infirmities (stone, ague, dropsy), Bodley
+ never even for a day dismounted his hobby, but rode it manfully to the
+ last. Nor had he any mean taint of nature that might have grudged
+ other men a hand in the great work. The more benefactors there were,
+ the better pleased was Bodley. He could not, indeed&mdash;for had he not
+ been educated at Geneva and attended the Divinity Lectures of Calvin
+ and Beza?&mdash;direct Dr. James to say masses for the souls of such donors
+ of money or books as should die, but he did all a poor Protestant can
+ do to tempt generosity: he opened and kept in a very public place in
+ the library a great register-book, containing the names and titles of
+ all benefactors. Bodley was always on the look-out for gifts and
+ bequests from his store of honourable friends; and in the case of Sir
+ Henry Savile he even relaxed the rule against lending books from the
+ library, because, as he frankly admits to Dr. James, he had hopes
+ (which proved well founded) that Sir Henry would not forget his
+ obligations to the Bodleian.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The library was formally opened on November 8, 1602, and then
+ contained some 2,000 volumes. Two years later its founder was knighted
+ by King James, who on the following June directed letters patent to be
+ issued styling the library by the founder's name and licensing the
+ University to hold land in mortmain for its maintenance. The most
+ learned and by no means the most foolish of our Kings, this same James
+ I., visited the Bodleian in May, 1605. Sir Thomas was not present.
+ There it was that the royal pun was made that the founder's name
+ should have been Godly and not Bodley. King James handled certain old
+ manuscripts with the familiarity of a scholar, and is reported to have
+ said, I doubt not with perfect sincerity, that were he not King James
+ he would be an University man, and that were it his fate at any time
+ to be a captive, he would wish to be shut up in the Bodleian and to be
+ bound with its chains, consuming his days amongst its books as his
+ fellows in captivity. Indeed, he was so carried away by the atmosphere
+ of the place as to offer to present to the Bodleian whatever books Sir
+ Thomas Bodley might think fit to lay hands upon in any of the royal
+ libraries, and he kept this royal word so far as to confirm the gift
+ under the Privy Seal. But there it seems to have stopped, for the
+ Bodleian does not contain any volumes traceable to this source. The
+ King's librarians probably obstructed any such transfer of books.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Authors seem at once to have recognised the importance of the library,
+ and to have made presentation copies of their works, and in 1605 we
+ find Bacon sending a copy of his <i>Advancement of Learning</i> to Bodley,
+ with a letter in which he said: 'You, having built an ark to save
+ learning from deluge, deserve propriety [ownership] in any new
+ instrument or engine whereby learning should be improved or advanced.'
+ The most remarkable letter Bodley ever wrote, now extant, is one to
+ Bacon; but it has no reference to the library, only to the Baconian
+ philosophy. We do not get many glimpses of Bodley's habits of life or
+ ways of thinking, but there is no difficulty in discerning a
+ strenuous, determined, masterful figure, bent during his later years,
+ perhaps tyrannously bent, on effecting his object. He was not, we
+ learn from a correspondent, 'hasty to write but when the posts do urge
+ him, saying there need be no answer to your letters till more leisure
+ breed him opportunity.' 'Words are women, deeds are men,' is another
+ saying of his which I reprint without comment.
+</p>
+<p>
+ By an indenture dated April 20, 1609, Bodley, after reciting how he
+ had, out of his zealous affection to the advancement of learning,
+ lately erected upon the ruins of the old decayed library of Oxford
+ University 'a most ample, commodious, and necessary building, as well
+ for receipt and conveyance of books as for the use and ease of
+ students, and had already furnished the same with excellent writers on
+ all sorts of sciences, arts, and tongues, not only selected out of his
+ own study and store, but also of others that were freely conferred by
+ many other men's gifts,' proceeded to grant to trustees lands and
+ hereditaments in Berkshire and in the city of London for the purpose
+ of forming a permanent endowment of his library; and so they, or the
+ proceeds of sale thereof, have remained unto this day.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Sir Thomas Bodley died on January 20, 1613, his last days being
+ soothed by a letter he received from the Vice-Chancellor of Oxford
+ University condoling his sickness and signifying how much the Heads of
+ Houses, etc., prayed for his recovery. A cynical friend&mdash;not much of a
+ friend, as we shall see&mdash;called John Chamberlain, was surprised to
+ observe what pleasure this assurance gave to the dying man. 'Whereby,'
+ writes Chamberlain to Sir Ralph Winwood, 'I perceive how much fair
+ words work, as well upon wise men as upon others, for indeed it did
+ affect him very much.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Bodley was rather put out in his last illness by the refusal of a
+ Cambridge doctor, Batter, to come to see him, the doctor saying:
+ 'Words cannot cure him, and I can do nothing else for him.' There is
+ an occasional curtness about Cambridge men that is hard but not
+ impossible to reconcile with good feeling.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Bodley's will gave great dissatisfaction to some of his friends,
+ including this aforesaid John Chamberlain, and yet, on reading it
+ through, it is not easy to see any cause for just complaint. Bodley's
+ brother did not grumble, there were no children, Lady Bodley had died
+ in 1611, and everybody who knew the testator must have known that the
+ library would be (as it was) the great object of his bounty. What
+ annoyed Chamberlain seems to be that, whilst he had (so he says,
+ though I take leave to doubt it) put down Bodley for some trifle in
+ his will, Bodley forgot to mention Chamberlain in his. There is always
+ a good deal of human nature exhibited on these occasions. I will
+ transcribe a bit of one of this gentleman's grumbling letters,
+ written, one may be sure, with no view to publication, the day after
+ Bodley's death:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Mr. Gent came to me this morning as it were to bemoan himself of
+ the little regard hath been had of him and others, and indeed for
+ ought I hear there is scant anybody pleased, but for the rest it
+ were no great matter if he had had more consideration or
+ commiseration where there was most need. But he was so carried away
+ with the vanity and vain-glory of his library, that he forgot all
+ other respects and duties, almost of Conscience, Friendship, or
+ Good-nature, and all he had was too little for that work. To say
+ the truth I never did rely much upon his conscience, but I thought
+ he had been more real and ingenuous. I cannot learn that he hath
+ given anything, no, not a good word nor so much as named any old
+ friend he had, but Mr. Gent and Thos. Allen, who like a couple of
+ Almesmen must have his best and second gown, and his best and
+ second cloak, but to cast a colour or shadow of something upon Mr.
+ Gent, he says he forgives him all he owed him, which Mr. Gent
+ protests is never a penny. I must intreat you to pardon me if I
+ seem somewhat impatient on his [<i>i.e.</i>, Gent's] behalf, who hath
+ been so servile to him, and indeed such a perpetual servant, that
+ he deserved a better reward. Neither can I deny that I have a
+ little indignation for myself that having been acquainted with him
+ for almost forty years, and observed and respected him so much, I
+ should not be remembered with the value of a spoon, or a mourning
+ garment, whereas if I had gone before him (as poor a man as I am),
+ he should not have found himself forgotten.'<a name="2"></a><a href="#note-2"><small><sup>2</sup></small></a>
+</blockquote>
+
+ <p>
+ Bodley did no more by his will, which is dated January 2, 1613, and is
+ all in his own handwriting, than he had bound himself to do in his
+ lifetime, and I feel as certain as I can feel about anything that
+ happened nearly 300 years ago, that Mr. Gent, of Gloucester Hall, did
+ owe Bodley money, though, as many another member of the University of
+ Oxford has done with his debts, he forgot all about it.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The founder of the Bodleian was buried with proper pomp and
+ circumstance in the chapel of Merton College on March 29, 1613. Two
+ Latin orations were delivered over his remains, one, that of John
+ Hales (the ever-memorable), a Fellow of Merton, being of no
+ inconsiderable length. After all was over, those who had mourning
+ weeds or 'blacks' retired, with the Heads of Houses, to the refectory
+ of Merton and had a funeral dinner bestowed upon them, 'amounting to
+ the sum of £100,' as directed by the founder's will.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The great foundation of Sir Thomas Bodley has, happily for all of us,
+ had better fortune than befell the generous gifts of the Bishops of
+ Durham and Worcester. The Protestant layman has had the luck, not the
+ large-minded prelates of the old religion. Even during the Civil War
+ Bodley's books remained uninjured, at all events by the Parliament
+ men. 'When Oxford was surrendered [June 24, 1646], the first thing
+ General Fairfax did was to set a good guard of soldiers to preserve
+ the Bodleian Library. 'Tis said there was more hurt done by the
+ Cavaliers [during their garrison] by way of embezzling and cutting of
+ chains of books than there was since. He was a lover of learning, and
+ had he not taken this special care that noble library had been utterly
+ destroyed, for there were ignorant senators enough who would have been
+ contented to have it so' (see Macray, p. 101).
+</p>
+<p>
+ Oliver Cromwell, while Lord Protector, presented to the library
+ twenty-two Greek manuscripts he had purchased, and, what is more, when
+ Bodley's librarian refused the Lord Protector's request to allow the
+ Portugal Ambassador to borrow a manuscript, sending instead of the
+ manuscript a copy of the statutes forbidding loans, Oliver commended
+ the prudence of the founder, and subsequently made the donation just
+ mentioned.
+</p>
+<p>
+ A great wave of generosity towards this foundation was early
+ noticeable. The Bodleian got hold of men's imaginations. In those days
+ there were learned men in all walks of life, and many more who, if not
+ learned, were endlessly curious. The great merchants of the city of
+ London instructed their agents in far lands to be on the look-out for
+ rare things, and transmit them home to find a resting-place in
+ Bodley's buildings. All sorts of curiosities found their way
+ there&mdash;crocodiles, whales, mummies, and black negro-boys in spirits.
+ The Ashmolean now holds most of them; the negro-boy has been
+ conveniently lost.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1649 the total of 2,000 printed books had risen to more than
+ 12,000&mdash;viz., folios, 5,889; quartos, 2,067; octavos, 4,918; whilst of
+ manuscripts there were 3,001. One of the first gifts in money came
+ from Sir Walter Raleigh, who in 1605 gave £50, whilst among the early
+ benefactors of books and manuscripts it were a sin not to name the
+ Earl of Pembroke, Archbishop Laud (one of the library's best friends),
+ Robert Burton (of the <i>Anatomy of Melancholy</i>), Sir Kenelm Digby, John
+ Selden, Lord Fairfax, Colonel Vernon, and Barlow, Bishop of Lincoln.
+ No nobler library exists in the world than the Bodleian, unless it be
+ in the Vatican at Rome. The foundation of Sir Thomas Bodley, though of
+ no antiquity, shines with unrivalled splendour in the galaxy of Oxford
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Amidst the stars that own another birth.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ I must not say, being myself a Cambridge man, that the Bodleian
+ dominates Oxford, yet to many an English, American, and foreign
+ traveller to that city, which, despite railway-stations and motor-cars
+ and the never-ending villas and perambulators of the Banbury Road,
+ still breathes the charm of an earlier age, the Bodleian is the
+ pulsing heart of the University. Colleges, like ancient homesteads,
+ unless they are yours, never quite welcome you, though ready enough to
+ receive with civility your tendered meed of admiration. You wander
+ through their gardens, and pace their quadrangles with no sense of
+ co-ownership; not for you are their clustered memories. In the
+ Bodleian every lettered heart feels itself at home.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Bodley drafted with his own hand the first statutes or rules to be
+ observed in his library. Speaking generally, they are wise rules. One
+ mistake, indeed, he made&mdash;a great mistake, but a natural one. Let him
+ give his own reasons:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'I can see no good reason to alter my rule for excluding such books
+ as Almanacks, Plays, and an infinite number that are daily printed
+ of very unworthy matters&mdash;handling such books as one thinks both
+ the Keeper and Under-Keeper should disdain to seek out, to deliver
+ to any man. Haply some plays may be worthy the keeping&mdash;but hardly
+ one in forty.... This is my opinion, wherein if I err I shall err
+ with infinite others; and the more I think upon it, the more it
+ doth distaste me that such kinds of books should be vouchsafed room
+ in so noble a library.' <a name="3"></a> <a href="#note-3"><small><sup>3</sup></small></a>
+</blockquote>
+
+
+<p>
+ 'Baggage-books' was the contemptuous expression elsewhere employed to
+ describe this 'light infantry' of literature&mdash;<i>Belles Lettres</i>, as it
+ is now more politely designated.
+</p>
+<p>
+ One play in forty is liberal measure, but who is to say out of the
+ forty plays which is the one worthy to be housed in a noble library?
+ The taste of Vice-Chancellors and Heads of Houses, of keepers and
+ under-keepers of libraries&mdash;can anybody trust it? The Bodleian is
+ entitled by imperial statutes to receive copies of all books published
+ within the realm, yet it appears, on the face of a Parliamentary
+ return made in 1818, that this 'noble library' refused to find room
+ for Ossian, the favourite poet of Goethe and Napoleon, and labelled
+ Miss Edgeworth's <i>Parent's Assistant</i> and Miss Hannah More's <i>Sacred
+ Dramas</i> 'Rubbish.' The sister University, home though she be of nearly
+ every English poet worth reading, rejected the <i>Siege of Corinth</i>,
+ though the work of a Trinity man; would not take in the <i>Thanksgiving
+ Ode</i> of Mr. Wordsworth, of St. John's College; declined Leigh Hunt's
+ <i>Story of Rimini</i>; vetoed the <i>Headlong Hall</i> of the inimitable
+ Peacock, and, most wonderful of all, would have nothing to say to
+ Scott's <i>Antiquary</i>, being probably disgusted to find that a book with
+ so promising a title was only a novel.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Now this is altered, and everything is collected in the Bodleian,
+ including, so I am told, Christmas-cards and bills of fare.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Bodley's rule has proved an expensive one, for the library has been
+ forced to buy at latter-day prices 'baggage-books' it could have got
+ for nothing.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Another ill-advised regulation got rid of duplicates. Thus, when the
+ third Shakespeare Folio appeared in 1664, the Bodleian disposed of its
+ copy of the First Folio. However, this wrong was righted in 1821,
+ when, under the terms of Edmund Malone's bequest, the library once
+ again became the possessor of the edition of 1623. Quite lately the
+ original displaced Folio has been recovered.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Against lending books Bodley was adamant, and here his rule prevails.
+ It is pre-eminently a wise one. The stealing of books, as well as the
+ losing of books, from public libraries is a melancholy and ancient
+ chapter in the histories of such institutions; indeed, there is too
+ much reason to believe that not a few books in the Bodleian itself
+ were stolen to start with. But the long possession by such a
+ foundation has doubtless purged the original offence. In the National
+ Library in Paris is at least one precious manuscript which was stolen
+ from the Escurial. There are volumes in the British Museum on which
+ the Bodleian looks with suspicion, and <i>vice versa</i>. But let sleeping
+ dogs lie. Bodley would not give the divines who were engaged upon a
+ bigger bit of work even than his library&mdash;the translation of the Bible
+ into that matchless English which makes King James's version our
+ greatest literary possession&mdash;permission to borrow 'the one or two
+ books' they wished to see.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Bodley's Library has sheltered through three centuries many queer
+ things besides books and strangely-written manuscripts in old tongues;
+ queerer things even than crocodiles, whales, and mummies&mdash;I mean the
+ librarians and sub-librarians, janitors, and servants. Oddities many
+ of them have been. Honest old Jacobites, non-jurors, primitive
+ thinkers, as well as scandalously lazy drunkards and illiterate dogs.
+ An old foundation can afford to have a varied experience in these
+ matters.
+</p>
+<p>
+ One of the most original of these originals was the famous Thomas
+ Hearne, an 'honest gentleman'&mdash;that is, a Jacobite&mdash;and one whose
+ collections and diaries have given pleasure to thousands. He was
+ appointed janitor in 1701, and sub-librarian in 1712, but in 1716,
+ when an Act of Parliament came into operation which imposed a fine of
+ £500 upon anyone who held any public office without taking the oath of
+ allegiance to the Hanoverians, Hearne's office was taken away from
+ him; but he shared with his King over the water the satisfaction of
+ accounting himself still <i>de jure</i>, and though he lived till 1735,
+ he never failed each half-year to enter his salary and fees as
+ sub-librarian as being still unpaid. He was perhaps a little spiteful
+ and vindictive, but none the less a fine old fellow. I will write down
+ as specimens of his humour a prayer of his and an apology, and then
+ leave him alone. His prayer ran as follows:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'O most gracious and merciful Lord God, wonderful in Thy
+ Providence, I return all possible thanks to Thee for the care Thou
+ hast always taken of me. I continually meet with most signal
+ instances of this Thy Providence, and one act yesterday, <i>when I
+ unexpectedly met with three old manuscripts</i>, for which in a
+ particular manner I return my thanks, beseeching Thee to continue
+ the same protection to me, a poor helpless sinner, and that for
+ Jesus Christ his sake' (<i>Aubrey's Letters</i>, i. 118).
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ His apology, which I do not think was actually published, though kept
+ in draft, was after this fashion:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'I, Thomas Hearne, A.M. of the University of Oxford, having ever
+ since my matriculation followed my studies with as much application
+ as I have been capable of, and having published several books for
+ the honour and credit of learning, and particularly for the
+ reputation of the foresaid University, am very sorry that by my
+ declining to say anything but what I knew to be true in any of my
+ writings, and especially in the last book I published entituled,
+ &amp;c, I should incur the displeasure of any of the Heads of Houses,
+ and as a token of my sorrow for their being offended at truth, I
+ subscribe my name to this paper and permit them to make what use of
+ it they please.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Leaping 140 years, an odd tale is thus lovingly recorded of another
+ sub-librarian, the Rev. A. Hackman, who died in 1874:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'During all the time of his service in the library (thirty-six
+ years) he had used as a cushion in his plain wooden armchair a
+ certain vellum-bound folio, which by its indented side, worn down
+ by continual pressure, bore testimony to the use to which it had
+ been put. No one had ever the curiosity to examine what the book
+ might be, but when, after Hackman's departure from the library, it
+ was removed from its resting-place of years, some amusement was
+ caused by finding that the chief compiler of the last printed
+ catalogue had omitted from his catalogue the volume on which he
+ sat, of which, too, though of no special value, there was no other
+ copy in the library' (Macray, p. 388A).
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ The spectacle in the mind's eye of this devoted sub-librarian and
+ sound divine sitting on the vellum-bound folio for six-and-thirty
+ years, so absorbed in his work as to be oblivious of the fact that he
+ had failed to include in what was his <i>magnum opus</i>, the Great
+ Catalogue, the very book he was sitting upon, tickles the midriff.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Here I must bring these prolonged but wholly insufficient observations
+ to a very necessary conclusion. Not a word has been said of the great
+ collection of bibles, or of the unique copies of the Koran and the
+ Talmud and the <i>Arabian Nights</i>, or of the Dante manuscripts, or of
+ Bishop Tanner's books (many bought on the dispersion of Archbishop
+ Sancroft's great library), which in course of removal by water from
+ Norwich to Oxford fell into the river and remained submerged for
+ twenty hours, nor of many other splendid benefactions of a later date.
+</p>
+<p>
+ One thing only remains, not to be said, but to be sent round&mdash;I mean
+ the hat. Ignominious to relate, this glorious foundation stands in
+ need of money. Shade of Sir Thomas Bodley, I invoke thy aid to loosen
+ the purse-strings of the wealthy! The age of learned and curious
+ merchants, of high-spirited and learning-loving nobles, of
+ book-collecting bishops, of antiquaries, is over. The Bodleian cannot
+ condescend to beg. It is too majestical. But I, an unauthorized
+ stranger, have no need to be ashamed.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Especially rich is this great library in <i>Americana</i>, and America
+ suggests multi-millionaires. The rich men of the United States have
+ been patriotically alive to the first claims of their own richly
+ endowed universities, and long may they so continue; but if by any
+ happy chance any one of them should accidentally stumble across an odd
+ million or even half a million of dollars hidden away in some casual
+ investment he had forgotten, what better thing could he do with it
+ than send it to this, the most famous foundation of his Old Home? It
+ would be acknowledged by return of post in English and in Latin, and
+ the donor's name would be inscribed, not indeed (and this is a
+ regrettable lapse) in that famous old register which Bodley provided
+ should always be in a prominent place in his library, but in the
+ Annual Statement of Accounts now regularly issued. To be associated
+ with the Bodleian is to share its fame and partake of the blessing it
+ has inherited. 'The liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal
+ things he shall stand.'
+</p>
+
+ <p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<a name="note-1"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote">
+<a href="#1"><sup><u>1</u></sup></a> <i>Literary Remains of C.S. Calverley</i>, p. 31.
+</p>
+
+
+<a name="note-2"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#2">
+<sup><u>2</u></sup></a> <i>Winwood's Memorials</i>, vol. iii., p. 429.
+
+<a name="note-3"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#3">
+<sup><u>3</u></sup></a> See correspondence in <i>Reliquiae Bodleianae</i>, London,
+ 1703.
+
+<a name="2H_4_3"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ BOOKWORMS
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ Great is bookishness and the charm of books. No doubt there are times
+ and seasons in the lives of most reading men when they rebel against
+ the dust of libraries and kick against the pricks of these monstrously
+ accumulated heaps of words. We all know 'the dark hour' when the
+ vanity of learning and the childishness of merely literary things are
+ brought home to us in such a way as almost to avail to put the pale
+ student out of conceit with his books, and to make him turn from his
+ best-loved authors as from a friend who has outstayed his welcome,
+ whose carriage we wish were at the door. In these unhappy moments we
+ are apt to call to mind the shrewd men we have known, who have been
+ our blithe companions on breezy fells, heathery moor, and by the
+ stream side, who could neither read nor write, or who, at all events,
+ but rarely practised those Cadmean arts. Yet they could tell the time
+ of day by the sun, and steer through the silent night by the stars;
+ and each of them had&mdash;as Emerson, a very bookish person, has said&mdash;a
+ dial in his mind for the whole bright calendar of the year. How racy
+ was their talk; how wise their judgments on men and things; how well
+ they did all that at the moment seemed worth doing; how universally
+ useful was their garnered experience&mdash;their acquired learning! How
+ wily were these illiterates in the pursuit of game&mdash;how ready in an
+ emergency! What a charm there is about out-of-door company! Who would
+ not sooner have spent a summer's day with Sir Walter's humble friend,
+ Tom Purday, than with Mr. William Wordsworth of Rydal Mount! It is, we
+ can only suppose, reflections such as these that make country
+ gentlemen and farmers the sworn foes they are of education and the
+ enemies of School Boards.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I only indicate this line of thought to condemn it. Such temptations
+ come from below. Great, we repeat, is bookishness and the charm of
+ books. Even the writings, the ponderous writings, of that portentous
+ parson, the Rev. T.F. Dibdin, with all their lumbering gaiety and
+ dust-choked rapture over first editions, are not hastily to be sent
+ packing to the auction-room. Much red gold did they cost us, these
+ portly tomes, in bygone days, and on our shelves they shall remain
+ till the end of our time, unless our creditors intervene&mdash;were it only
+ to remind us of years when our enthusiasms were pure though our tastes
+ may have been crude.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Some years ago Mr. Blades, the famous printer and Caxtonist, published
+ in vellum covers a small volume which he christened <i>The Enemies of
+ Books</i>. It made many friends, and now a revised and enlarged version
+ in comely form, adorned with pictures, and with a few prefatory words
+ by Dr. Garnett, has made its appearance. Mr. Blades himself has left
+ this world for a better one, where&mdash;so piety bids us believe&mdash;neither
+ fire nor water nor worm can despoil or destroy the pages of heavenly
+ wisdom. But the book-collector must not be caught nursing mere
+ sublunary hopes. There is every reason to believe that in the realms
+ of the blessed the library, like that of Major Ponto, will be small
+ though well selected. Mr. Blades had, as his friend Dr. Garnett
+ observes, a debonair spirit&mdash;there was nothing fiery or controversial
+ about him. His attitude towards the human race and its treatment of
+ rare books was rather mournful than angry. For example, under the head
+ of 'Fire,' he has occasion to refer to that great destruction of books
+ of magic which took place at Ephesus, to which St. Luke has called
+ attention in his Acts of the Apostles. Mr. Blades describes this
+ holocaust as righteous, and only permits himself to say in a kind of
+ undertone that he feels a certain mental disquietude and uneasiness at
+ the thought of the loss of more than £18,000 worth of books, which
+ could not but have thrown much light (had they been preserved) on
+ many curious questions of folk-lore. Personally, I am dead against the
+ burning of books. A far worse, because a corrupt, proceeding, was the
+ scandalously horrid fate that befell the monastic libraries at our
+ disgustingly conducted, even if generally beneficent, Reformation. The
+ greedy nobles and landed gentry, who grabbed the ancient foundations
+ of the old religion, cared nothing for the books they found cumbering
+ the walls, and either devoted them to vile domestic uses or sold them
+ in shiploads across the seas. It may well be that the monks&mdash;fine,
+ lusty fellows!&mdash;cared more for the contents of their fish-ponds than
+ of their libraries; but, at all events, they left the books alone to
+ take their chance&mdash;they did not rub their boots with them or sell them
+ at the price of old paper. A man need have a very debonair spirit who
+ does not lose his temper over our blessed Reformation. Mr. Blades, on
+ the whole, managed to keep his.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Passing from fire, Mr. Blades has a good deal to say about water, and
+ the harm it has been allowed to do in our collegiate and cathedral
+ libraries. With really creditable composure he writes: 'Few old
+ libraries in England are now so thoroughly neglected as they were
+ thirty years ago. The state of many of our collegiate and cathedral
+ libraries was at that time simply appalling. I could mention many
+ instances&mdash;one especially&mdash;where, a window having been left broken for
+ a long time, the ivy had pushed through and crept over a row of books,
+ each of which was worth hundreds of pounds. In rainy weather the water
+ was conducted as by a pipe along the tops of the books, and soaked
+ through the whole.' Ours is indeed a learned Church. Fancy the mingled
+ amazement and dismay of the Dean and Chapter when they were informed
+ that all this mouldering literary trash had 'boodle' in it. 'In
+ another and a smaller collection the rain came through on to a
+ bookcase through a sky-light, saturating continually the top shelf,
+ containing Caxtons and other English books, one of which, although
+ rotten, was sold soon after by permission of the Charity Commissioners
+ for £200.' Oh, those scoundrelly Charity Commissioners! How
+ impertinent has been their interference with the loving care and
+ guardianship of the Lord's property by His lawfully consecrated
+ ministers! By the side of these anthropoid apes, the genuine
+ bookworm, the paper-eating insect, ravenous as he once was, has done
+ comparatively little mischief. Very little seems known of the
+ creature, though the purchaser of Mr. Blades's book becomes the owner
+ of a life-size portrait of the miscreant in one, at all events, of his
+ many shapes. Mr. Birdsall, of Northampton, sent Mr. Blades, in 1879,
+ by post, a fat little worm he had found in an old volume. Mr. Blades
+ did all, and more than all, that could be expected of a humane man to
+ keep the creature alive, actually feeding him with fragments of
+ Caxtons and seventeenth-century literature; but it availed not, for in
+ three weeks the thing died, and as the result of a post-mortem was
+ declared to be <i>Aecophera pseudopretella</i>. Some years later Dr.
+ Garnett, who has spent a long life obliging men of letters, sent Mr.
+ Blades two Athenian worms, which had travelled to this country in a
+ Hebrew Commentary; but, lovely and pleasant in their lives, in their
+ deaths they were not far divided. Mr. Blades, at least, mourned their
+ loss. The energy of bookworms, like that of men, greatly varies. Some
+ go much farther than others. However fair they may start on the same
+ folio, they end very differently. Once upon a time 212 worms began to
+ eat their way through a stout folio printed in the year 1477, by Peter
+ Schoeffer, of Mentz. It was an ungodly race they ran, but let me trace
+ their progress. By the time the sixty-first page was reached all but
+ four had given in, either slinking back the way they came, or
+ perishing <i>en route</i>. By the time the eighty-sixth page had been
+ reached but one was left, and he evidently on his last legs, for he
+ failed to pierce his way through page 87. At the other end of the same
+ book another lot of worms began to bore, hoping, I presume, to meet
+ in the middle, like the makers of submarine tunnels, but the last
+ survivor of this gang only reached the sixty ninth page from the end.
+ Mr. Blades was of opinion that all these worms belonged to the
+ <i>Anobium pertinax</i>. Worms have fallen upon evil days, for, whether
+ modern books are readable or not, they have long since ceased to be
+ edible. The worm's instinct forbids him to 'eat the china clay, the
+ bleaches, the plaster of Paris, the sulphate of barytes, the scores of
+ adulterants now used to mix with the fibre.' Alas, poor worm! Alas,
+ poor author! Neglected by the <i>Anobium pertinax</i>, what chance is
+ there of anyone, man or beast, a hundred years hence reaching his
+ eighty-seventh page!
+</p>
+<p>
+ Time fails me to refer to bookbinders, frontispiece collectors,
+ servants and children, and other enemies of books; but the volume I
+ refer to is to be had of the booksellers, and is a pleasant volume,
+ worthy of all commendation. Its last words set me thinking; they are:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Even a millionaire will ease his toils, lengthen his life, and add
+ 100 per cent. to his daily pleasures, if he becomes a bibliophile;
+ while to the man of business with a taste for books, who through
+ the day has struggled in the battle of life, with all its
+ irritating rebuffs and anxieties, what a blessed season of
+ pleasurable repose opens upon him as he enters his sanctum, where
+ every article wafts him a welcome and every book is a personal
+ friend!'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ As for the millionaire, I frankly say I have no desire his life should
+ be lengthened, and care nothing about adding 100 per cent. to his
+ daily pleasures. He is a nuisance, for he has raised prices nearly 100
+ per cent. We curse the day when he was told it was the thing to buy
+ old books; and, if he must buy old books, why is he not content with
+ the works of Gibbon, Hume, and Robertson, and Flavius Josephus, that
+ learned Jew? But it is not the millionaire who set me thinking; it is
+ the harassed man of business; and what I am wondering is, whether, in
+ sober truth and earnestness, it is possible for him, as he shuts his
+ library door and finds himself inside, to forget his rebuffs and
+ anxieties&mdash;his maturing bills and overdue argosies&mdash;and to lose
+ himself over a favourite volume. The 'article' that wafts him welcome
+ I take to be his pipe. That he will put the 'article' into his mouth
+ and smoke it I have no manner of doubt; my dread is lest, in ten
+ minutes' time, the book should have dropt into his lap and the man's
+ eyes be staring into the fire. But for a' that, and a' that&mdash;great is
+ bookishness and the charm of books.
+</p>
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+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ CONFIRMED READERS
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ Dr. Johnson is perhaps our best example of a confirmed reader. Malone
+ once found him sitting in his room roasting apples and reading a
+ history of Birmingham. This staggered even Malone, who was himself a
+ somewhat far-gone reader.
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'Don't you find it rather dull?' he ventured to inquire.
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'Yes,' replied the Sage, 'it is dull.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Malone's eyes then rested on the apples, and he remarked he supposed
+ they were for medicine.
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'Why, no,' said Johnson; 'I believe they are only there because I
+ wanted something to do. I have been confined to the house for a week,
+ and so you find me roasting apples and reading the history of
+ Birmingham.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ This anecdote pleasingly illustrates the habits of the confirmed
+ reader. Nor let the worldling sneer. Happy is the man who, in the
+ hours of solitude and depression, can read a history of Birmingham.
+ How terrible is the story Welbore Ellis told of Robert Walpole in his
+ magnificent library, trying book after book, and at last, with tears
+ in his eyes, exclaiming: 'It is all in vain: I cannot read!'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Edmund Malone, the Shakespearian commentator and first editor of
+ <i>Boswell's Johnson</i>, was as confirmed a reader as it is possible for a
+ book-collector to be. His own life, by Sir James Prior, is full of
+ good things, and is not so well known as it should be. It smacks of
+ books and bookishness.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Malone, who was an Irishman, was once, so he would have us believe,
+ deeply engaged in politics; but he then fell in love, and the affair,
+ for some unknown reason, ending unhappily, his interest ceased in
+ everything, and he was driven as a last resource to books and
+ writings. Thus are commentators made. They learn in suffering what
+ they observe in the margin. Malone may have been driven to his
+ pursuits, but he took to them kindly, and became a vigorous and
+ skilful book-buyer, operating in the market both on his own behalf and
+ on that of his Irish friends with great success.
+</p>
+<p>
+ His good fortune was enormous, and this although he had a severely
+ restricted notion as to price. He was no reckless bidder, like Mr.
+ Harris, late of Covent Garden, who, just because David Garrick had a
+ fine library of old plays, was determined to have one himself at
+ whatever cost. In Malone's opinion half a guinea was a big price for a
+ book. As he grew older he became less careful, and in 1805, which was
+ seven years before his death, he gave Ford, a Manchester bookseller,
+ £25 for the Editio Princeps of <i>Venus and Adonis</i>. He already had the
+ edition of 1596&mdash;a friend had given it him&mdash;bound up with
+ Constable's and Daniel's Sonnets and other rarities, but he very
+ naturally yearned after the edition of 1593. He fondly imagined
+ Ford's copy to be unique: there he was wrong, but as he died in that
+ belief, and only gave £25 for his treasure, who dare pity him? His
+ copy now reposes in the Bodleian. He secured Shakespeare's Sonnets
+ (1609) and the first edition of the <i>Rape of Lucrece</i> for two guineas,
+ and accounted half a crown a fair average price for quarto copies of
+ Elizabethan plays.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Malone was a truly amiable man, of private fortune and endearing
+ habits. He lived on terms of intimacy with his brother
+ book-collectors, and when they died attended the sale of their
+ libraries and bid for his favourite lots, grumbling greatly if they
+ were not knocked down to him. At Topham Beauclerk's sale in 1781,
+ which lasted nine days, Malone bought for Lord Charlemont 'the
+ pleasauntest workes of George Gascoigne, Esquire, with the princely
+ pleasures at Kenilworth Castle, 1587.' He got it cheap (£1 7s.), as it
+ wanted a few leaves, which Malone thought he had; but to his horror,
+ when it came to be examined, it was found to want eleven more leaves
+ than he had supposed. 'Poor Mr. Beauclerk,' he writes, 'seems never to
+ have had his books examined or collated, otherwise he would have found
+ out the imperfections.' Malone was far too good a book-collector to
+ suggest a third method of discovering a book's imperfections&mdash;namely,
+ reading it. Beauclerk's library only realized £5,011, and as the Duke
+ of Marlborough had a mortgage upon it of £5,000, there must have been
+ after payment of the auctioneer's charges a considerable deficit.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But Malone was more than a book-buyer, more even than a commentator:
+ he was a member of the Literary Club, and the friend of Johnson,
+ Reynolds, and Burke. On July 28, 1789, he went to Burke's place, the
+ Gregories, near Beaconsfield, with Sir Joshua, Wyndham, and Mr.
+ Courtenay, and spent three very agreeable days. The following extract
+ from the recently published Charlemont papers has interest:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'As I walked out before breakfast with Mr. Burke, I proposed to him
+ to revise and enlarge his admirable book on the <i>Sublime and
+ Beautiful</i>, which the experience, reading, and observation of
+ thirty years could not but enable him to improve considerably. But
+ he said the train of his thoughts had gone another way, and the
+ whole bent of his mind turned from such subjects, and that he was
+ much fitter for such speculations at the time he published that
+ book than now.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Between the Burke of 1758 and the Burke of 1789 there was a difference
+ indeed, but the forcible expressions, 'the train of my thoughts' and
+ 'the whole bent of my mind,' serve to create a new impression of the
+ tremendous energy and fertile vigour of this amazing man. The next day
+ the party went over to Amersham and admired Mr. Drake's trees, and
+ listened to Sir Joshua's criticisms of Mr. Drake's pictures. This was
+ a fortnight after the taking of the Bastille. Burke's hopes were still
+ high. The Revolution had not yet spoilt his temper.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Amongst the Charlemont papers is an amusing tale I do not remember
+ having ever seen before of young Philip Stanhope, the recipient of
+ Lord Chesterfield's famous letters:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'When at Berne, where he passed some of his boyhood in company with
+ Harte and the excellent Mr., now Lord, Eliott (Heathfield of
+ Gibraltar), he was one evening invited to a party where, together
+ with some ladies, there happened to be a considerable number of
+ Bernese senators, a dignified set of elderly gentlemen,
+ aristocratically proud, and perfect strangers to fun. These most
+ potent, grave, and reverend signors were set down to whist, and
+ were so studiously attentive to the game, that the unlucky brat
+ found little difficulty in fastening to the backs of their chairs
+ the flowing tails of their ample periwigs and in cutting,
+ unobserved by them, the tyes of their breeches. This done, he left
+ the room, and presently re-entered crying out, "Fire! Fire!" The
+ affrighted burgomasters suddenly bounced up, and exhibited to the
+ amazed spectators their senatorial heads and backs totally deprived
+ of ornament or covering.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Young Stanhope was no ordinary child. There is a completeness about
+ this jest which proclaims it a masterpiece. One or other of its points
+ might have occurred to anyone, but to accomplish both at once was to
+ show real distinction.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Sir William Stanhope, Lord Chesterfield's brother, felt no surprise at
+ his nephew's failure to acquire the graces. 'What,' said he, 'could
+ Chesterfield expect? His mother was Dutch, he was educated at Leipsic,
+ and his tutor was a pedant from Oxford.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Papers which contain anecdotes of this kind carry with them their own
+ recommendation. We hear on all sides complaints&mdash;and I hold them to be
+ just complaints&mdash;of the abominable high prices of English books.
+ Thirty shillings, thirty-six shillings, are common prices. The thing
+ is too barefaced. His Majesty's Stationery Office set an excellent
+ example. They sell an octavo volume of 460 closely but well-printed
+ pages, provided with an excellent index, for one shilling and
+ elevenpence. There is not much editing, but the quality of it is
+ good.
+</p>
+<p>
+ If anyone is confined to his room, even as Johnson was when Malone
+ found him roasting apples and reading a history of Birmingham, he
+ cannot do better than surround himself with the publications of the
+ Historical Manuscripts Commission; they will cost him next to nothing,
+ tell him something new on every page, revive a host of old memories
+ and scores of half-forgotten names, and perhaps tempt him to become a
+ confirmed reader.
+</p>
+<a name="2H_4_5"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ FIRST EDITIONS
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ This is an age of great publicity. Not only are our streets well
+ lighted, but also our lives. The cosy nooks and corners, crannies, and
+ dark places where, in old-fashioned days, men hugged their private
+ vices without shamefacedness have been swept away as ruthlessly as
+ Seven Dials. All the questionable pursuits, fancies, foibles of silly,
+ childish man are discussed grimly and at length in the newspapers and
+ magazines. Our poor hobby-horses are dragged out of the stable, and
+ made to show their shambling paces before the mob of gentlemen who
+ read with ease. There has been much prate lately of as innocent a
+ foible as ever served to make men self-forgetful for a few seconds of
+ time&mdash;the collecting of first editions. Somebody hard up for 'copy'
+ denounced this pastime, and made merry over a <i>virtuoso's</i> whim.
+ Somebody else&mdash;Mr. Slater, I think it was&mdash;thought fit to put in a
+ defence, and thereupon a dispute arose as to why men bought first
+ editions dear when they could buy last editions cheap. Brutal,
+ domineering fellows bellowed their complete indifference to
+ Shakespeare's Quartos till timid <i>dilettanti</i> turned pale and fled.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The fact, of course, is that in such a dispute as this there is but
+ one thing to do&mdash;namely, to persuade the Attorney-General of the day
+ to enter up a <i>nolle prosequi</i>, and for him who collects first
+ editions to go on collecting. There is nothing to be serious about in
+ the matter. It is not literature. Some of the greatest lovers of
+ letters who have ever lived&mdash;Dr. Johnson, for example, and Thomas de
+ Quincey and Carlyle&mdash;have cared no more for first editions than I do
+ for Brussels sprouts. You may love Moliere with a love surpassing your
+ love of woman without any desire to beggar yourself in Paris by
+ purchasing early copies of the plays. You may be perfectly content to
+ read Walton's <i>Lives</i> in an edition of 1905, if there is one; and as
+ for <i>Robinson Crusoe</i> and <i>Gulliver</i> and the <i>Vicar of Wakefield</i>&mdash;are
+ they not eternal favourites, and just as tickling to the fancy in
+ their nineteenth-century dress as in their eighteenth? The whole thing
+ is but a hobby&mdash;but a paragraph in one chapter of the vast, but most
+ agreeable, history of human folly. If John Doe is blankly indifferent
+ to Richard Roe's Elizabethan dramatists, it is only fair to remember
+ how sublime is Richard's contempt for John's collection of old musical
+ instruments. If these gentlemen are wise they will discuss, when they
+ meet, the weather, or the Death Duties, or some other extraneous
+ subject, and leave their respective hobbies in the stable. Never mind
+ what your hobby is&mdash;books, prints, drawings, china, scarabaei,
+ lepidoptera&mdash;keep it to yourself and for those like-minded with you.
+ Sweet indeed is the community of interest, delightful the intercourse
+ which a common foible begets; but correspondingly bitter and
+ distressful is the forced union of nervous zeal and pitiless
+ indifference. Spare us the so-called friends who come and gape and
+ stare and go! What is more painful than the chatter of the connoisseur
+ as it falls upon the long ears of the ignoramus! Collecting is a
+ secret sin&mdash;the great pushing public must be kept out. It is sheer
+ madness to puff and praise your hobby, and to invite Dick, Tom, and
+ Harry to inspect your stable: such conduct is to invite rebuff, to
+ expose yourself to just animadversion. Keep the beast in its box. This
+ is my first advice to the hobby-hunter.
+</p>
+<p>
+ My second piece of advice is equally important, particularly at the
+ present time, when the world is too much with us, and it is
+ this&mdash;never convert a taste into a trade. The moment you become a
+ tradesman you cease to be a hobbyist. When the love of money comes in
+ at the window the love of books runs out at the door. There has been
+ of late years a good deal of sham book-collecting. The morals of the
+ Stock Exchange have corrupted even the library. Sordid souls have been
+ induced by wily second-hand booksellers to buy books for no other
+ reason than because the price demanded was a high one. This is the
+ very worst possible reason for buying a book. Whether it is ever wise
+ to buy a book, as Aulus Gellius used to do, simply because it is
+ cheap, and regardless of its condition, is a debatable point, but to
+ buy one dear at the mere bidding of a bookseller is to debase
+ yourself. The result of this ungodly traffic has been to enlarge for
+ the moment the circle of book-buyers by including in it men with
+ commercial instincts, sham hobbyists. But these impostors have been
+ lately punished in the only way they could be punished&mdash;namely, in
+ their pockets&mdash;by a heavy fall of prices. The stuff they were induced
+ to buy has not, and could not, maintain its price, and the shops are
+ now full of the volumes which, seven or ten years ago, fetched fancy
+ sums.
+</p>
+<p>
+ If a young book-collector does but bear in mind the two bits of advice
+ I have proffered him, he may safely be bidden godspeed and
+ congratulated on his choice of a hobby, for it is, without a shadow of
+ a doubt, the cheapest he could have chosen. Even without means to
+ acquire the treasures of a Quaritch or a Pickering, he may yet derive
+ infinite delight from the perusal of the many hundreds of catalogues
+ that now weekly issue from the second-hand booksellers in town and
+ country. He may write an imaginary letter, ordering the books he has
+ previously selected from the catalogue, and then he has only to forget
+ to post it to avoid all disagreeable consequences.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The constant turnover of old books is amazing. There seems no rest in
+ this world even for folios and quartos. The first edition of old
+ Burton's <i>Anatomy</i>, printed at Oxford in a small quarto in 1621, rises
+ to the surface as a rule no less than four times a year; so, too, does
+ Coryat's <i>Crudities</i>, hastily gobbled up in five months' travels in
+ France, Savoy, Italy, Germany, etc., 1611. What a seething, restless
+ place this world is, to be sure! The constant recurrence of copies of
+ the same books is almost startling. Hardly a year passes but every
+ book of first-rate importance and interest is knocked down to the
+ highest bidder. No doubt there are still old libraries where, buried
+ in dust and cobwebs, the folios and quartos lie undisturbed; but to
+ turn the pages or examine the index of <i>Book Prices Current</i> is to
+ have a vision before your eyes of whole regiments of books passing
+ and repassing across the stage amidst the loud cries of auctioneers
+ and the bidding of booksellers.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In the auction-mart taste is pretty steady. The old favourites hold
+ their own. Every now and again an immortal joins their ranks. Puffing
+ and pretension may win the ear of the outside public, and extort
+ praise from the press, but inside the rooms of a Sotheby, a Puttick,
+ or a Hodgson, these foolish persons count for nothing, and their names
+ are seldom heard. Were an author to turn the pages of <i>Book Prices
+ Current</i>, he could hardly fail, as he there read the names of famous
+ men of old, to breathe the prayer, 'May my books some day be found
+ forming part of this great tidal wave of literature which is for ever
+ breaking on Earth's human shores!' But the vanity of authors is
+ endless, and their prayers are apt to be but empty things.
+</p>
+<a name="2H_4_6"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ GOSSIP IN A LIBRARY
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ There were no books in Eden, and there will be none in heaven; but
+ between times&mdash;and it is of those I speak&mdash;it is otherwise. Mr. Thomas
+ Greenwood, in a most meritorious work on Public Libraries, supplies
+ figures which show that, without counting pamphlets (which are books
+ gone wrong) or manuscripts (which are books <i>in terrorem</i>), there are
+ at this present moment upwards of 71,000,000 printed books in bindings
+ in the several public libraries of Europe and America. To estimate
+ the number and extent of private libraries in those countries is
+ impossible. In many large houses there are no books at all&mdash;which is
+ to make ignorance visible; whilst in many small houses there are, or
+ seem to be, nothing else&mdash;which is to make knowledge inconvenient; yet
+ as there are upwards of 280,000,000 of inhabitants of Europe and
+ America, I cannot greatly err if a passion for round numbers drives me
+ to the assertion that there are at least 300,000,000 books in these
+ countries, not counting bibles and prayer-books. It is a poor show!
+ Russia is greatly to blame, her European population of 88,000,000
+ being so badly provided for that it brings down the average. Were
+ Russia left out in the cold, we might, were our books to be divided
+ amongst our population <i>per capita</i>, rely upon having two volumes
+ apiece. This would not afford Mr. Gosse (the title of one of whose
+ books I have stolen) much material for gossip, particularly as his two
+ books might easily chance to be duplicates. There are no habits of man
+ more alien to the doctrine of the Communist than those of the
+ collector, and there is no collector, not even that basest of them
+ all, the Belial of his tribe, the man who collects money, whose love
+ of private property is intenser, whose sense of the joys of ownership
+ is keener than the book-collector's. Mr. William Morris once hinted at
+ a good time coming, when at almost every street corner there would be
+ a public library, where beautiful and rare books will be kept for
+ citizens to examine. The citizen will first wash his hands in a
+ parochial basin, and then dry them on a parochial towel, after which
+ ritual he will walk in and stand <i>en queue</i> until it comes to be his
+ turn to feast his eye upon some triumph of modern or some miracle of
+ old typography. He will then return to a bookless home proud and
+ satisfied, tasting of the joy that is in widest commonalty spread.
+ Alas! he will do nothing of the kind, not, at least, if he is one of
+ those in whom the old Adam of the bookstalls still breathes. A public
+ library must always be an abomination. To enjoy a book, you must own
+ it. 'John Jones his book,' that is the best bookplate. I have never
+ admired the much-talked-of bookplate of Grolier, which, in addition to
+ his own name, bore the ridiculous advice <i>Et Amicorum</i>. Fudge! There
+ is no evidence that Grolier ever lent any man a book with his plate
+ in it. His collection was dispersed after his death, and then
+ sentimentalists fell a-weeping over his supposed generosity. It would
+ be as reasonable to commend the hospitality of a dead man because you
+ found amongst his papers a vast number of unposted invitations to
+ dinner upon a date he long outlived. Sentiment is seldom in place, but
+ on a bookplate it is peculiarly odious. To paste in each book an
+ invitation to steal it, as Grolier seems to have done, is foolish; but
+ so also is it to invoke, as some book-plates do, curses upon the heads
+ of all subsequent possessors&mdash;as if any man who wanted to add a volume
+ to his collection would be deterred by such braggadocio. But this is a
+ digression. Public libraries can never satisfy the longings of
+ book-collectors any more than can the private libraries of other
+ people. Whoever really cared a snap of his fingers for the contents of
+ another man's library, unless he is known to be dying? It is a
+ humorous spectacle to watch one book-collector exhibiting his stores
+ to another. If the owner is a gentleman, as he usually is, he affects
+ indifference&mdash;'A poor thing,' he seems to say, 'yet mine own'; whilst
+ the visitor, if human, as he always is, exhibits disgust. If the
+ volume proffered for the visitor's examination is a genuine rarity,
+ not in his own collection, he surlily inquires how it was come by;
+ whilst if it is no great thing, he testily expresses his astonishment
+ it should be thought worth keeping, and this although he has the very
+ same edition at home.
+</p>
+<p>
+ On the other hand, though actual visits to other men's libraries
+ rarely seem to give pleasure, the perusal of the catalogues of such
+ libraries has always been a favourite pastime of collectors; but this
+ can be accounted for without in any way aspersing the truth of the
+ general statement that the only books a lover of them takes pleasure
+ in are his own.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Gosse's recent volume, <i>Gossip in a Library</i>, is a very pleasing
+ example of the pleasure taken by a book-hunter in his own books. Just
+ as some men and more women assume your interest in the contents of
+ their nurseries, so Mr. Gosse seeks to win our ears as he talks to us
+ about some of the books on his shelves. He has secured my willing
+ attention, and is not likely to be disappointed of a considerable
+ audience.
+</p>
+<p>
+ We live in vocal times, when small birds make melody on every bough.
+ The old book-collectors were a taciturn race&mdash;the Bindleys, the
+ Sykeses, the Hebers. They made their vast collections in silence;
+ their own tastes, fancies, predilections, they concealed. They never
+ gossiped of their libraries; their names are only preserved to us by
+ the prices given for their books after their deaths. Bindley's copy
+ fetched £3 10s., Sykes' £4 15s. Thus is the buyer of to-day tempted to
+ his doom, forgetful of the fact that these great names are only quoted
+ when the prices realized at their sales were less than those now
+ demanded.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But solacing as is the thought of those grave, silent times,
+ indisposed as one often is for the chirpy familiarities of this
+ present, it is, or it ought to be, a pious, and therefore pleasant,
+ reflection that there never was a time when more people found delight
+ in book-hunting, or were more willing to pay for and read about their
+ pastime than now.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Rich people may, no doubt, still be met with who think it a serious
+ matter to buy a book if it cost more than 3s. 9d. It was recently
+ alleged in an affidavit made by a doctor in lunacy that for a
+ well-to-do bachelor to go into the Strand, and in the course of the
+ same morning spend £5 in the purchase of 'old books,' was a ground for
+ belief in his insanity and for locking him up. These, however, are but
+ vagaries, for it is certain that the number of people who will read a
+ book like Mr. Gosse's steadily increases. This is its justification,
+ and it is a complete one. It can never be wrong to give pleasure. To
+ talk about books is better than to read about them, but, as a matter
+ of hard fact, the opportunities life affords of talking about books
+ are very few. The mood and the company seldom coincide; when they do,
+ it is delightful, but they seldom do.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Gosse's book ought not to be read in a fierce, nagging spirit
+ which demands, What is the good of this? or, Who cares for that? His
+ talk, it must be admitted, is not of masterpieces. The books he takes
+ down are&mdash;in some instances, at all events&mdash;sad trash. Smart's poems,
+ for example, in an edition of 1752, which does not contain the
+ 'David,' is not a book which, viewed baldly and by itself, can be
+ honestly described as worth reading. This remark is not prompted by
+ jealousy, for I have the book myself, and seldom fail to find the list
+ of subscribers interesting, for, among many other famous names, it
+ contains those of 'Mr. Gray, Peter's College, Cambridge,' 'Mr. Samuel
+ Richardson, editor of <i>Clarissa</i>, two books,' and 'Mr. Voltaire,
+ Historiographer of France.' There are various Johnsons among the
+ subscribers, but not Samuel, who apparently would liefer pray with Kit
+ Smart than buy his poetry, thereby showing the doctor's usual piety
+ and good sense. <a name="4"></a><a href="#note-4"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a>
+</p>
+
+ <p>
+ Although the nagging spirit before referred to is to be deprecated, it
+ is sometimes amusing to lose your temper with your own hobby. If a
+ book-collector ever does this, he longs to silence whole libraries of
+ bad authors. ''Tis an inglorious acquist,' says Joseph Glanvill in his
+ famous <i>Vanity of Dogmatizing</i>&mdash;I quote from the first edition, 1661,
+ though the second is the rarer&mdash;'to have our heads or volumes laden as
+ were Cardinal Campeius his mules, with old and useless luggage.'
+ ''Twas this vain idolizing of authors,' Glanvill had just before
+ observed, 'which gave birth to that silly vanity of <i>impertinent
+ citations</i>, and inducing authority in things neither requiring nor
+ deserving it.' In the same strain he proceeds, 'Methinks 'tis a
+ pitiful piece of knowledge that can be learnt from an <i>Index</i> and a
+ poor ambition to be rich in the inventory of another's Treasure. To
+ boast a <i>Memory</i> (the most that these pedants can aim at) is but an
+ humble ostentation. 'Tis better to own a Judgment, though but with a
+ <i>Curta Supellex</i> of coherent notions, than a <i>Memory</i> like a sepulchre
+ furnished with a load of broken and discarnate bones.' Thus far the
+ fascinating Glanvill, whose mode of putting things is powerful.
+</p>
+<p>
+ There are times when the contemplation of huge libraries wearies, and
+ when even the names of Bindley and Sykes fail to please. Dr. Johnson's
+ library sold at Christie's for £247 9s. Let those sneer who dare. It
+ was Johnson, not Bindley, who wrote the <i>Lives of the Poets</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But, of course, no sensible man ever really quarrels with his hobby. A
+ little petulance every now and again variegates the monotony of
+ routine. Mr. Gosse tells us in his book that he cannot resist
+ Restoration comedies. The bulk of them he knows to be as bad as bad
+ can be. He admits they are not literature&mdash;whatever that may
+ mean&mdash;but he intends to go on collecting them all the same till the
+ inevitable hour when Death collects him. This is the true spirit;
+ herein lies happiness, which consists in being interested in
+ something, it does not much matter what. In this spirit let me take up
+ Mr. Gosse's book again, and read what he has to tell about <i>Pharamond;
+ or, the History of France. A Fam'd Romance. In Twelve Parts</i>, or about
+ Mr. John Hopkins' collection of poems, printed by Thomas Warren for
+ Bennet Bunbury at the Blue Anchor, in the Lower Walk of the New
+ Exchange, 1700. The Romance is dull, and as it occupies more than
+ 1,100 folio pages may be pronounced tedious, and the poetry is bad,
+ but as I do not seriously intend ever to read a line of either the
+ Romance or the poetry, this is no great matter.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<a name="note-4"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote">
+<a href="#4"><sup><u>1</u></sup></a> 'He insisted on people praying with him, and I'd as lief
+ pray with Kit Smart as with anyone else.'
+</p>
+
+<a name="2H_4_7"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ LIBRARIANS AT PLAY
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ No man of feeling will grudge the librarians of the universe their
+ annual outing. Their pursuits are not indeed entirely sedentary, since
+ at times they have to climb tall ladders, but of exercise they must
+ always stand in need, and as for air, the exclusively bookish
+ atmosphere is as bad for the lungs as it is for the intellectuals. In
+ 1897 the Second International Library Conference met in London,
+ attended several concerts, was entertained by the Marchioness of Bute
+ and Lady Lubbock; visited Lambeth Palace and Stafford and Apsley
+ Houses; witnessed a special performance of Irving's <i>Merchant of
+ Venice</i>; were elected honorary members of the City Liberal, Junior
+ Athaeneum, National Liberal, and Savage Clubs; and, generally
+ speaking, enjoyed themselves after the methods current during that
+ period. They also read forty-six papers, which now alone remain a
+ stately record of their proceedings.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I have lately spent a pleasant afternoon musing over these papers.
+ Their variety is endless, and the dispositions of mind displayed by
+ these librarians are wide as the poles asunder. Some of them babble
+ like babies, others are evidently austere scholars; some are gravely
+ bent on the best methods of classifying catalogues, economizing space,
+ and sorting borrowers' cards; others, scorning such mechanical
+ details, bid us regard libraries, and consequently librarians, as the
+ primary factors in human evolution. 'Where,' asks Mr. Ernest Cushing
+ Richardson, the librarian of Princetown University, New Jersey,
+ U.S.A., 'lies the germ of the library?' He answers his own question
+ after the following convincing fashion: 'At the point where a
+ definitely formed concept from another's mind is placed beside one's
+ own idea for integration, the result being a definite new form,
+ including the substance of both.' The pointsman who presides over this
+ junction is the librarian.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The young woman of whom Mr. Matthews, the well-known librarian of
+ Bristol, tells us, who, being a candidate for the post of assistant
+ librarian, boldly pronounced Rider Haggard to be the author of the
+ <i>Idylls of the King</i>, Southey of <i>The Mill on the Floss</i>, and Mark
+ Twain of <i>Modern Painters</i>, undoubtedly placed her own ideas at the
+ service of Bristol alongside the preconceived conceptions of Mr.
+ Matthews; but she was rejected all the same.
+</p>
+<p>
+ To speak seriously, who are librarians, and whence come they in such
+ numbers? Of Bodley's librarian we have heard, and all the lettered
+ world honours the name of Richard Garnett, late keeper of the printed
+ books at the British Museum. But beyond these and half a dozen others
+ a great darkness prevails. This ignorance is well illustrated by a
+ pleasing anecdote told at the Conference by Mr. MacAlister:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Only the day before yesterday, on the Calais boat, I was
+ introduced to a world-famed military officer who, when he
+ understood I had some connection with the Library Association,
+ exclaimed: "Why, you're just the man I want! I have been anxious of
+ late about my man, old Atkins. You see the old boy, with a stoop,
+ sheltering behind the funnel. Poor old beggar! quite past his work,
+ but as faithful as a dog. It has just occurred to me that if you
+ could shove him into some snug library in the country, I'd be
+ awfully grateful to you. His one fault is a fondness for reading,
+ and so a library would be just the thing."'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ The usual titled lady also turned up at the Conference. This time she
+ was recommending her late cook for the post of librarian, alleging on
+ her behalf the same strange trait of character&mdash;her fondness for
+ reading. Here, of course, one recalls Mark Pattison's famous dictum,
+ 'The librarian who reads is lost,' about which there is much to be
+ said, both <i>pro</i> and <i>con</i>; but we must not be put off our inquiry,
+ which is: Who are these librarians, and whence come they? They are the
+ custodians of the 70,000,000 printed books (be the numbers a little
+ more or less) in the public libraries of the Western world, and they
+ come from guarding their treasures. They deserve our friendliest
+ consideration. If occasionally their enthusiasm provokes a smile, it
+ is, or should be, of the kindliest. When you think of 70,000,000
+ books, instinctively you wish to wash your hands. Nobody knows what
+ dust is who has not divided his time between the wine-cellar and the
+ library. The work of classification, of indexing, of packing away,
+ must be endless. Great men have arisen who have grappled with these
+ huge problems. We read respectfully of Cutter's rules, which are to
+ the librarian even as Kepler's laws to the astronomer. We have also
+ heard of Poole's index. We bow our heads. Both Cutter and Poole are
+ Americans. The parish of St. Pancras has just, by an overwhelming
+ majority, declined to have a free library, and consequently a
+ librarian. Brutish St. Pancras!
+</p>
+<p>
+ Libraries are obviously of two kinds: those intended for popular use
+ and those meant for the scholar. The ordinary free library, in the
+ sense of Mr. Ewart's Act of Parliament of 1850, is a popular library
+ where a wearied population turns for distraction. Fiction plays a
+ large part. In some libraries 80 per cent. of the books in circulation
+ are novels. Hence Mr. Goldwin Smith's splenetic remark, 'People have
+ no more right to novels than to theatre-tickets out of the taxes.'
+ Quite true; no more they have&mdash;or to public gardens or to beautiful
+ pictures or to anything save to peep through the railings and down the
+ areas of Mr. Gradgrind's fine new house in Park Lane.
+</p>
+<p>
+ When we are considering popular libraries, it does not do to expect
+ too much of tired human nature. This popular kind of library was well
+ represented&mdash;perhaps a little over-represented, at the Conference. All
+ our American cousins are not Cutters and Pooles. There was Mr.
+ Crunden, who keeps the public library at St. Louis, U.S.A. He is all
+ against dull text-books. As a boy he derived his inspiration from
+ Sargent's <i>Standard Speaker</i>, and the interesting sketch he gives us
+ of his education makes us wonder whether amidst his multitudinous
+ reading he ever encountered Newman's marvellous description and
+ handling of the young and over-read Mr. Brown, which is to be found
+ under the heading 'Elementary Studies' in <i>Lectures and Essays on
+ University Subjects</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I shuddered just a little on reading in Mr. Crunden's paper of the boy
+ who, before he was nine, had read Bulfinch's <i>Age of Chivalry</i> and
+ <i>Age of Charlemagne</i>, Bryant's <i>Translation of the 'Iliad'</i>, a prose
+ translation of the <i>Odyssey</i>, Malory's <i>King Arthur, and several other
+ versions of the Arthurian legend</i>, Prescott's <i>Peru and Mexico</i>,
+ Macaulay's <i>Lays</i>, Longfellow's <i>Hiawatha</i> and <i>Miles Standish</i>, the
+ Jungle Books, and other books too numerous to mention. A famous list,
+ but perilously long.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Crunden supports his case for varied reading by quotations from
+ all quarters&mdash;Dr. William T. Harris, President Eliot, Professor
+ Mackenzie, Charles Dudley Warner, Sir John Lubbock&mdash;but their scraps
+ of wisdom or of folly do not remove my uneasiness about the digestion
+ of the little boy who, before he was nine years old, had (not content
+ with Malory) read several versions of the Arthurian legend!
+</p>
+<p>
+ Ladies make excellent librarians, and have tender hearts for children,
+ and so we find a paper written by a lady librarian, entitled <i>Books
+ that Children Like</i>. She quotes some interesting letters from
+ children: 'I like books about ancient history and books about knights,
+ also stories of adventure, and mostly books with a deep plot and
+ mystery about them.' 'I do not like <i>Gulliver's Travels</i>, because I
+ think they are silly.' 'I read <i>Little Men</i>. I did not like this
+ book.' 'I like <i>Ivanhoe</i>, by Scott, better than any.' 'My favourite
+ books are <i>Tom Sawyer</i>, <i>Uncle Tom's Cabin</i>, and <i>Scudder's American
+ History</i>. I like Tom Sawyer because he was so jolly, Uncle Tom because
+ he was so faithful, and Nathan Hale because he was so brave.' These
+ are unbought verdicts no wise man will despise.
+</p>
+<p>
+ All this is popular enough. But the unpopular library must not be
+ overlooked, for, after all, libraries are for the learned. We must not
+ let the babes and sucklings, or the weary seamstress or badgered
+ clerk, or even the working-man, ride rough-shod over Salmasius and
+ Scaliger. In the papers of Mr. Garnett, Mr. Pollard, Mr. Dziatzko, Mr.
+ Cutter, and others, the less popular and nobler side of the library is
+ duly exhibited.
+</p>
+<p>
+ My anxiety about these librarians, who are beginning to be a
+ profession by themselves, is how they are to be paid. That librarians
+ must live is at least as obvious in their case as in that of any other
+ class. They must also, if they are to be of any use, be educated. In
+ 1878 the late Mr. Robert Harrison, who for many years led a grimy life
+ in the London Library, advocated £250 as a minimum annual salary for a
+ competent librarian. But, as Mr. Ogle, of Bootle, pertinently asked at
+ the Conference, 'Are his views yet accepted?' We fear not. Mr. Ogle
+ courageously proceeds:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'The fear of a charge of trades unionism has long kept librarians
+ silent, but this matter is one of public importance, and affects
+ educational progress. A School-Board rate of 6d. or 1s. is
+ willingly paid to teach our youth to read. Shall an additional 2d.
+ be grudged to turn that reading talent into right and safe
+ channels, where it may work for the public welfare and economy?'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ <i>Festina lente</i>, good Mr. Ogle, I beseech you. That way fierce
+ controversy and, it may be, disaster lies. Do not stir the Philistine
+ within us. The British nation is still savage under the skin. It has
+ no real love for books, libraries, or librarians. In its hidden heart
+ it deems them all superfluous. Anger it, and it may in a fit of temper
+ sweep you all away. The loss of our free librarians would indeed be
+ grievous. Never again could they meet in conference and read papers
+ full of quaint things and odd memories. What, for example, can be more
+ amusing than Mr. Cowell's reminiscences of forty years' library work
+ in Liverpool, of the primitive days when a youthful Dicky Sam (for so
+ do the inhabitants of that city call themselves) mistook the <i>Flora of
+ Liverpool</i> for a book either about a ship or a heroine? He knows
+ better now. And what shall we say of the Liverpool brushmaker who, at
+ a meeting of the library committee, recited a poem in praise of woman,
+ containing the following really magnificent line?&mdash;
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'The heart that beats fondest is found in the stays.'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ There is nothing in Roscoe or Mrs. Hemans (local bards) one half so
+ fine. Long may librarians live and flourish! May their salaries
+ increase, if not by leaps and bounds, yet in steady proportions. Yet
+ will they do well to remember that books are not everything.
+</p>
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+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ LAWYERS AT PLAY
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ That dreary morass, that Serbonian bog, the Bacon-Shakespeare
+ controversy, has been lately lit up as by the flickering light of a
+ will-o'-the-wisp, by the almost simultaneous publication of an
+ imaginary charge delivered to an equally imaginary jury by a judge of
+ no less eminence than the late Lord Penzance (that tough Erastian) and
+ of the still bolder <i>jeu d'esprit</i>, <i>A Report of the Trial of an Issue
+ in Westminster Hall</i>, June 20, 1627, which is the work of the
+ unbridled fancy of His Honour Judge Willis, late Treasurer of the
+ Inner Temple, and a man most intimately acquainted with the literature
+ of the seventeenth century.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Neither production of these playful lawyers, clothed though they be in
+ the garb of judicial procedure, is in the least likely to impress the
+ lay mind with that sense of 'impartiality' or 'indifference' which is
+ supposed to be an attribute of justice, or, indeed, with anything
+ save the unfitness of the machinery of an action at law for the
+ determination of any matter which invokes the canons of criticism and
+ demands the arbitrament of a well-informed and lively taste.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Lord Penzance, who favours the Baconians, made no pretence of
+ impartiality, and says outright in his preface that his readers 'must
+ not expect to find in these pages an equal and impartial leaning of
+ the judge alternately to the case of both parties, as would, I hope,
+ be found in any judicial summing-up of the evidence in a real judicial
+ inquiry.' And, he adds, 'the form of a summing-up is only adopted for
+ convenience, but it is in truth very little short of an argument for
+ the plaintiffs, <i>i.e.</i>, the Baconians.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Why any man, judge or no judge, who wished to prepare an argument on
+ one side of a question should think fit to cast that argument for
+ convenience' sake in the form of a judicial summing-up of both sides
+ is, and must remain, a puzzle.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Judge Willis, who is a Shakespearean, bold and unabashed, is not
+ content with a mere summing-up, but, with a gravity and wealth of
+ detail worthy of De Foe, has presented us with what purports to be a
+ verbatim report of so much of the proceedings in a suit of Hall <i>v.</i>
+ Russell as were concerned with the trial before a jury of the simple
+ issue&mdash;whether William Shakespeare, of Stratford-upon-Avon, 'the
+ testator in the cause of <i>Hall v. Russell</i>,' was the author of the
+ plays in the Folio of 1623. We are favoured with the names of counsel
+ employed, who snarl at one another with such startling verisimilitude,
+ whilst the remarks that fall from the bench do so with such
+ naturalness, that it is perhaps not surprising, or any very severe
+ reflection upon his literary <i>esprit</i>, that a member of the Bar,
+ having heard Judge Willis deliver his lecture in the Inner Temple
+ Hall, repaired next day to the library to study at his leisure the
+ hitherto unnoted case of <i>Hall v. Russell</i>. Ten witnesses are put in
+ the box to prove the affirmative&mdash;that Shakespeare was the author of
+ the plays. Mr. Blount and M. Jaggard, the publishers of the Folio,
+ give a most satisfactory account of the somewhat crucial point&mdash;how
+ they came by the manuscripts, with all the amendments and corrections,
+ and pass lightly over the fact that those manuscripts had disappeared.
+ 'Rare Ben Jonson' in the witness-box is a masterpiece of dramatic
+ invention; he demolishes Bacon's advocate with magnificent vitality.
+ John Selden makes a stately witness, and Francis Meres a very useful
+ one. Generally speaking, the weakest part in these interesting
+ proceedings is the cross-examination. I have heard the learned judge
+ do better in old days. No witnesses are called for the Baconians,
+ though all the writings of the great philosopher were put in for what
+ they were worth. The Lord Chief Justice, who seems to have been a
+ friend of Shakespeare's, sums up dead in his favour, and the jury
+ (with whose names we are not supplied, which is a pity&mdash;Bunyan or De
+ Foe would have given them to us), after a short absence, a quarter of
+ an hour, return a Shakespearean verdict, which of course ought by
+ rights to make the whole question <i>res judicata</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But it has done nothing of the kind. Could we really ask Blount and
+ Jaggard how they came by the manuscripts, and who made the
+ corrections, and did we believe their replies, why, then a stray
+ Baconian here and there might reluctantly abandon his strange fancy;
+ but as <i>Hall v. Russell</i> is Judge Willis's joke, it will convert no
+ Baconians any more than Dean Sherlock's once celebrated <i>Trial of the
+ Witnesses</i> compels belief in the Resurrection.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The question in reality is a compound one. Did Shakespeare write the
+ plays? If yes, the matter is at rest. If no&mdash;who did? If an author can
+ be found&mdash;Bacon or anyone else&mdash;well and good. If no author can be
+ found&mdash;Anon. wrote them&mdash;a conclusion which need terrify no one, since
+ the plays would still remain within our reach, and William
+ Shakespeare, apart from the plays, is very little to anybody who has
+ not written his life.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But this is not the form the controversy has assumed. The
+ anti-Shakespeareans are to a man Baconians, and fondly imagine that if
+ only Will Shakespeare were put out of the way their man must step into
+ the vacant throne. Lord Penzance in charging his jury told them that
+ those of their number 'who had studied the writings of Bacon' and were
+ 'keenly alive to his marvellous mental powers' would probably have 'no
+ difficulty,' if once satisfied that the author they were seeking after
+ was <i>not</i> Shakespeare, in finding as a fact that he <i>was</i> Bacon. But
+ suppose James Spedding had been on that jury, and, rising in his
+ place, had spoken as follows:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'My Lord,&mdash;If any man has ever studied the writings of Bacon, I
+ have. For twenty-five years I have done little else. If any man is
+ keenly alive to his marvellous mental powers, I am that man. I am
+ also deeply read in the plays attributed to Shakespeare, and I
+ think I am in a condition to say that, whoever was the real author,
+ it was <i>not</i> Bacon.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ That this is exactly what Spedding would have said we know from the
+ letter he wrote on the subject to Mr. Holmes, reprinted in <i>Essays
+ and Discussions</i>, and it completely upsets the whole scheme of
+ arrangement of Lord Penzance's summing-up, which proceeds on the easy
+ footing that the more difficulties you throw in Shakespeare's path the
+ smoother becomes Bacon's.
+</p>
+<p>
+ That there are difficulties in Shakespeare's path, some things very
+ hard to explain, must be admitted. Lord Penzance makes the most of
+ these. It is, indeed, a most extraordinary thing that anybody should
+ have had the mother-wit to write the plays traditionally assigned to
+ Shakespeare. Where did he get it from? How on earth did the plays get
+ themselves written? Where, when, and how did the author pick up his
+ multifarious learnings? Lord Penzance, good, honest man, is simply
+ staggered by the extent of the play-wright's information. The plays,
+ so he says, 'teem with erudition,' and can only have been written by
+ someone who had the classics at his finger-ends, modern languages on
+ the tip of his tongue&mdash;by someone who had travelled far and read
+ deeply; and, above all, by a man who had spent at least a year in a
+ conveyancer's chambers! And yet, when this has been said, would Lord
+ Penzance have added that the style and character of the playwright is
+ the style and character of a really learned man of his period! Can
+ anything less like such a style be imagined? Once genius is granted,
+ heaven-born genius, a mother-wit beyond the dreams of fancy, and then
+ plain humdrum men, ordinary judicial intelligences, will do well to be
+ on their guard against it. 'Beware&mdash;beware! he is fooling thee.'
+ Shakespeare's genius has simply befooled Lord Penzance. Seafaring men,
+ after reading <i>The Tempest</i>, are ready to maintain that its author
+ must have been for at least a year before the mast. As for
+ Shakespeare's law, which has taken in so many matter-of-fact
+ practitioners, one can now refer to Ben Jonson's evidence in <i>Hall v.
+ Russell</i>, where that great dramatist has no difficulty in showing that
+ if none but a lawyer could have written Shakespeare's plays, a lawyer
+ alone could have preached Thomas Adams's sermons. Judge Willis's
+ profound knowledge of sound old divinity has served him here in good
+ stead. The fact is it is simply impossible to exaggerate the
+ quick-wittedness and light-heartedness of a great literary genius. The
+ absorbing power, the lightning-like faculty of apprehension, the
+ instant recognition of the uses to which any fact or fancy can be put,
+ the infinite number and delicacy of the mental feelers, thrust out in
+ all directions, which belong to the creative brain and keep it in
+ tremulous and restless activity, are quite enough so to differentiate
+ the possessor of these endowments from his fellow mortals as to make
+ comparison impossible. Shakespeare the actor was by the common consent
+ of his enemies one of the deftest fellows that ever made use of other
+ men's materials&mdash;'Convey, the wise it call.' I will again quote
+ Spedding:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'If Shakespeare was not trained as a scholar or a man of science,
+ neither do the works attributed to him show traces of trained
+ scholarship or scientific education. Given the <i>faculties</i>, you
+ will find that all the acquired knowledge, art, and dexterity which
+ the Shakespearean plays imply were easily attainable by a man who
+ was labouring in his vocation and had nothing else to do.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ I greatly prefer this cool judgment of a scholar deeply read in
+ Elizabethan lore to Lord Penzance's heated and almost breathless
+ admiration for the 'teeming erudition' of the plays.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Lord Penzance likewise displays a very creditable non-acquaintance
+ with the disposition of authors one to another. He is quite shocked at
+ the callousness of Shakespeare's contemporaries to Shakespeare if he
+ were indeed the author of the Quartos which bore his name in his
+ lifetime. But as it cannot be suggested that in, say, 1600 it was
+ generally known that Shakespeare was not the author of these plays, it
+ is hard to see how his contemporaries can be acquitted of indifference
+ to his prodigious superiority over themselves. Authors, however, never
+ take this view. Shakespeare's contemporaries thought him a mighty
+ clever fellow and no more. Why, even Wordsworth was well persuaded he
+ could write like Shakespeare had he been so minded. Mr. Arnold
+ remained all his life honestly indifferent to and sceptical about the
+ fame of both Tennyson and Browning. Great living lawyers and doctors
+ do not invariably idolize each other, nor do the lawyers and doctors
+ in a small way of business always speak well of those in a big way.
+ The poets and learned critics of the seventeenth and eighteenth
+ centuries&mdash;Dryden, Pope, Johnson&mdash;looked upon Shakespeare with an
+ indulgent eye, as a great but irregular genius, after much the same
+ fashion as did the old sea-dogs of Nelson's day regard the hero of
+ Trafalgar. 'Do not criticise him too harshly,' said Lord St. Vincent;
+ 'there can only be one Nelson.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ These are not the real difficulties, though they seem to have pressed
+ somewhat heavily on Lord Penzance.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The circumstances attendant upon the publication of the Folio of 1623
+ are undoubtedly puzzling. Shakespeare died in 1616, leaving behind
+ him more than forty plays circulating in London and more or less
+ associated with his name. His will, a most elaborate document, does
+ not contain a single reference to his literary life or labours. Seven
+ years after his death the Folio appears, which contains twenty-six
+ plays out of the odd forty just referred to, and ten extra plays which
+ had never before been in print, and about six of which there is a very
+ scanty Shakespearean tradition. Of the twenty-six old plays, seventeen
+ had been printed in small Quartos, possibly surreptitiously, in
+ Shakespeare's lifetime, but the Folio does not reprint from these
+ Quartos, but from enlarged, amended, and enormously improved copies.
+ Messrs. Heminge and Condell, the editor of this priceless treasure,
+ the First Folio, wrote a long-winded dedication to Lords Pembroke and
+ Montgomery, which contains but one pertinent passage, in which they
+ ask their readers to believe that it had been the office of the
+ editors to collect and publish the author's 'mere writings,' he being
+ dead, and to offer them, not 'maimed and deformed,' in surreptitious
+ and stolen copies, but 'cured and perfect of their limbs and all the
+ rest, absolute in their numbers as he conceived them, who as he was a
+ happie imitator of Nature was a most gentle expresser of it. His mind
+ and hand went together, and what he thought, he uttered with that
+ easiness, that we have scarce received from him a blot in his papers.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ From whose custody did those 'papers' come? Where had they been all
+ the seven years? Of what did they consist? If in truth unblotted, all
+ the seventeen Quartos as well as the new plays must have been printed
+ from fair manuscript copies. From whom were these unblotted copies
+ received, and what became of them? The silence of these players is
+ irritating and perplexing,&mdash;though, possibly, the explanation of the
+ mystery, were it forthcoming, would be, as often happens, of the
+ simplest. It may be that these unblotted copies were in the theatre
+ library all the time.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Whether these interrogatories, now unanswerable, raise doubts in the
+ mind of sufficient potency to destroy the tradition of centuries, and
+ to prevent us from sharing the conviction of Milton, of Dryden, of
+ Pope, and Johnson that Shakespeare was the author of Shakespeare's
+ plays must be left for individual consideration. But, however
+ destructive these doubts may prove, they do not go a yard of the way
+ to let in Bacon.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Once more I will quote Spedding, for he, of all the moderns, by virtue
+ of his taste and devouring studies, is the best qualified to speak:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Aristotle was an extraordinary man. Plato was an extraordinary
+ man. That two men each severally so extraordinary should have been
+ living at the same time in the same place was a very extraordinary
+ thing. But would it diminish the wonder to suppose the two to be
+ one? So I say of Bacon and Shakespeare. That a human being
+ possessed of the faculties necessary to make a Shakespeare should
+ exist is extraordinary. That a human being possessed of the
+ necessary faculties to make Bacon should exist is extraordinary.
+ That two such human beings should have been living in London at the
+ same time was more extraordinary still. But that one man should
+ have existed possessing the faculties and opportunities necessary
+ to make <i>both</i> would have been the most extraordinary thing of
+ all' (see Spedding's <i>Essays and Discussions</i>, 1879, pp. 371, 372).<br><br>
+
+ 'Great writers, especially being contemporary, have many features
+ in common, but if they are really great writers they write
+ naturally, and nature is always individual. I doubt whether there
+ are five lines together to be found in Bacon which could be
+ mistaken for Shakespeare, or five lines in Shakespeare which could
+ be mistaken for Bacon, by one who was familiar with their several
+ styles and practised in such observations' (<i>Ibid.</i>, p. 373).
+</blockquote>
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+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ THE NON-JURORS
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ To anyone blessed or cursed with an ironical humour the troublesome
+ history of the Church of England since the Reformation cannot fail to
+ be an endless source of delight. It really is exciting. Just a little
+ more of Calvin and of Beza, half a dozen words here, or Cranmer's
+ pencil through a single phrase elsewhere; a 'quantum suff.' of the men
+ 'that allowed no Eucharistic sacrifice,' and away must have gone
+ beyond recall the possibility of the Laudian revival and all that
+ still appertains thereunto. We must have lost the 'primitive' men, the
+ Kens, the Wilsons, the Knoxes, the Kebles, the Puseys. On the other
+ hand, but for the unfaltering language of the Articles, the hearty
+ tone of the Homilies, and the agreeable readiness of both sides to
+ curse the Italian impudence of the Bishop of Rome and all his
+ 'detestable enormities,' our Anglican Church history could never have
+ been enriched with the names or sweetened by the memories of the
+ Romaines, the Flavels, the Venns, the Simeons, and of many thousand
+ unnamed saints who finished their course in the fervent faith of
+ Evangelicalism. But on what a thread it has always hung! An
+ ill-considered Act of Parliament, an amendment hastily accepted by a
+ pestered layman at midnight, a decision in a court of law, a Jerusalem
+ Bishoprick, a passage in an early Father, an ancient heresy restudied,
+ and off to Rome goes a Newman or a Manning, whilst a Baptist Noel
+ finds his less romantic refuge in Protestant Dissent. Schism is for
+ ever in the air. Disruption a lively possibility. It has always been a
+ ticklish business belonging to the Church of England, unless you can
+ muster up enough courage to be a frank Erastian, and on the rare
+ occasions when you attend your parish church handle the Book of Common
+ Prayer with all the reverence due to a schedule to an Act of
+ Parliament.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Among the many noticeable humours of the present situation is the tone
+ adopted by an average Churchman like Canon Overton to the Non-Jurors.
+ When the late Mr. Lathbury published his admirable <i>History of the
+ Non-Jurors</i>,<a name="5"></a> <a href="#note-5"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a> he had to prepare himself for a very different public
+ of Churchmen and Churchwomen than will turn over Canon Overton's
+ agreeable pages. <a name="6"></a> <a href="#note-6"><small><sup>2</sup></small></a> In 1845 the average Churchman, after he had
+ conquered the serious initial difficulty of comprehending the
+ Non-Juror's position, was only too apt to consider him a fool for his
+ pains. 'It has been the custom,' wrote Mr. Lathbury, 'to speak of the
+ Non-Jurors as a set of unreasonable men, and should I succeed in any
+ measure in correcting those erroneous impressions, I shall feel that
+ my labour has not been in vain.' But in 1902, as Canon Overton is
+ ready enough to perceive, 'their position is a little better
+ understood.' The well-nigh 'fools' are all but 'confessors.'
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+ The early history of the Non-Jurors is as fascinating and as fruitful
+ as their later history is dull, melancholy, and disappointing.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Nobody will deny that the Bishops, clergy, and laity of the Church of
+ England who refused to take the oaths to William and Mary and George
+ I., when tendered to them, were amply justified in the Court of
+ Conscience. They were ridiculed by the politicians of the day for
+ their supersensitiveness; but what were they to do? If they took the
+ oaths, they apostalized from the faith they had once professed.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Before the Revolution it was the faith of all High Churchmen&mdash;part of
+ the <i>deposition</i> they had to guard&mdash;that the doctrine of
+ non-resistance and passive obedience was Gospel truth, primitive
+ doctrine, and a chief 'characteristic' of the Anglican Church.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The saintly John Kettlewell, in his tractate, <i>Christianity: a
+ Doctrine of the Cross, or Passive Obedience under any Pretended
+ Invasion of Legal Rights and Liberties</i> (1696), makes this perfectly
+ plain; and when Ken came to compose his famous will, wherein he
+ declared that he died in the Communion of the Church of England, 'as
+ it adheres to the doctrine of the Cross,' the good Bishop did not mean
+ what many a pious soul in later days has been edified by thinking he
+ did mean, the doctrine of the Atonement, but that of passive
+ obedience, which was the Non-Juror's cross.
+</p>
+<p>
+ It is sad to think a doctrine dear to so many saintly men, maintained
+ with an erudition so vast and exemplified by sacrifices so great,
+ should have disappeared in the vortex of present-day conflict. It may
+ some day reappear in Convocation. Kettlewell, who was a precise writer
+ and accurate thinker, defined sovereignty as supremacy. 'Kings,' he
+ said, 'can be no longer sovereigns, but subjects, if they have any
+ superiors'; and he points out with much acumen that the best security
+ under a sovereign 'which sovereignty allows' is that the Kings and
+ Ministers are accountable and liable for breach of law as well as
+ others. Kettlewell, had he lived long enough, might have come to
+ transfer his idea of sovereignty to Kings, Lords, and Commons speaking
+ through an Act of Parliament, and if so, he would have urged <i>active
+ obedience</i> to its enactments, when not contrary to conscience, and
+ <i>passive obedience</i> if they were so contrary. Therefore, were he alive
+ to-day, and did he think it contrary to conscience (as he easily
+ might) to pay a school-rate for an 'undenominational' school, he would
+ not draw a cheque for the amount, but neither would he punch the
+ bailiff's head who came to seize his furniture. Kettlewell's treatise
+ is well worth reading. Its last paragraph is most spirited.
+</p>
+<p>
+ There could be no doubt about it. The High Church party were bound
+ hand and foot to the doctrine of the Cross&mdash;<i>i.e.</i>, passive obedience
+ to the Lord's Anointed. Whoever else might actively resist or forsake
+ the King, they could not without apostasy. But the Revolution of 1688
+ was not content to pierce the High Churchmen through one hand. Not
+ only did the Revolution require the Church to forswear its King, but
+ also to see its spiritual fathers deprived and intruders set in their
+ places without even the semblance of any spiritual authority. If it
+ was hard to have James II. a fugitive in foreign lands and Dutch
+ William in Whitehall, it was perhaps even harder to see Sancroft
+ expelled from Lambeth, and the Erastian and latitudinarian Tillotson,
+ who was prepared to sacrifice even episcopacy for peace, usurping the
+ title of Archbishop of Canterbury. After all, no man, not even a
+ Churchman, can serve two masters. The loyalty of a High Churchman to
+ the throne is always subject to his loyalty to the Church, and at the
+ Revolution he was wounded in both houses.
+</p>
+<p>
+ When Queen Elizabeth ascended the throne, and established what was
+ then unblushingly called 'the new religion,' the whole Anglican
+ Hierarchy, with the paltry exception of the Bishop of Llandaff,
+ refused the oaths of supremacy, and were superseded. In a little
+ more than 100 years the Protestant Bench was bombarded with a
+ heart-searching oath&mdash;this time of allegiance. Opinion was divided;
+ the point was not so clear as in 1559. The Archbishop of York and his
+ brethren of London, Lincoln, Bristol, Winchester, Rochester, Llandaff
+ and St. Asaph, Carlisle and St. David's, swore to bear true allegiance
+ to Their Majesties King William and Queen Mary. The Archbishop of
+ Canterbury and the Bishops of Bath and Wells, Ely, Gloucester,
+ Norwich, Peterborough, Worcester, Chichester, and Chester refused to
+ swear anything of the kind, and were consequently, in pursuance of the
+ terms of an Act of Parliament, and of an Act of Parliament only,
+ deprived of their ecclesiastical preferments. They thus became the
+ first Non-Jurors, and were long, except two who died before actual
+ sentence of exclusion, affectionately known and piously venerated in
+ all High Church homes as 'the Deprived Fathers.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Who can doubt that they were right, holding the faith they did? Yet
+ Englishmen do not take kindly to martyrdom, and some of the Bishops
+ were strangely puzzled. The excellent Ken, who, like Keble, was an
+ Englishman first and a Catholic afterwards (in other words, no true
+ Catholic at all), when told that James was ready to give Ireland to
+ France, as nearly as possible conformed, so angry was he with the
+ Lord's Anointed; and even the fiery Leslie, one of our most agreeable
+ writers, was always ready to forgive those pious, peaceful souls who
+ thought it no sin, though great sorrow, to comply with the demands of
+ Caesar, but still managed to retain their old Church and King
+ principles. Leslie reserved his wrath for the Tillotsons and the
+ Tenisons and the Burnets, who first, to use his own words, swallowed
+ 'the morsels of usurpation' and then dressed them up 'with all the
+ gaudy and ridiculous flourishes that an Apostate eloquence can put
+ upon them.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ The early Non-Jurors included among their number a very large
+ proportion of holy, learned, and primitive-minded men. At least 400 of
+ the general body of the clergy refused the oaths and accepted for
+ themselves and those dependent on them lives of poverty and seclusion.
+ They were from the beginning an unpopular body. They were not
+ Puritans, they were not Deists, they were not Presbyterians, they
+ would not go to their parish churches; and yet they vehemently
+ objected to being called Papists. What troublesome people! Five of the
+ deprived fathers, including the Primate, had known what it was, when
+ they defied their Sovereign, to be the idols of the mob; but when
+ they adhered to his fallen cause they were deprived of their sees, and
+ sent packing from their palaces without a single growl of popular
+ discontent. Oblivion was their portion, even as it was of their Roman
+ Catholic predecessors at the time of the Reformation.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The Archbishop of Canterbury, when turned out of Lambeth by a judgment
+ of the Court of King's Bench to make way for Tillotson, retired to his
+ native village in Fressingfield, where he did not attend the parish
+ church, nor would allow any but non-juring clergy to perform Divine
+ service in his presence. Dr. Sancroft (who was a book-lover, and had
+ designed a binding of his own) died on November 24, 1693, and the
+ epitaph, of his own composition, on his tombstone may still be read
+ with profit by time-servers of all degrees and denominations, cleric
+ and lay, in Parliament and out of it. All the deprived Bishops, so Mr.
+ Lathbury assures us, were in very narrow circumstances, and of Turner,
+ of Ely, Mr. Lathbury very properly writes: 'This man who, by adhering
+ to the new Sovereign, and taking the oath, might have ended his day
+ amidst an abundance of earthly blessings, was actually sustained in
+ his declining years by the bounty of those who sympathized with him in
+ his distresses.' Bishop Turner died in 1700.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Despite this distressing and most genuine poverty, the reader of old
+ books will not infrequently come across traces of many happy and
+ well-spent hours during which these poor Non-Jurors managed 'to fleet
+ the time' in their own society, for they were, many of them, men of
+ the most varied tastes and endowed with Christian tempers; whilst
+ their writings exhibit, as no other writings of the period do, the
+ saintliness and devotion which are supposed to be among the 'notes'
+ of the Catholic Church. Two better men than Kettlewell and Dodwell
+ are nowhere to be found, and as for vigorous writing, where is Charles
+ Leslie to be matched?
+</p>
+<p>
+ So long as the deprived fathers continued to live, the schism&mdash;for
+ complete schism it was between 'the faithful remnant of the Church of
+ England' and the Established Church&mdash;was on firm ground. But what was
+ to happen when the last Bishop died? Dodwell, who, next to Hickes,
+ seems to have dominated the Non-Juring mind, did not wish the schism
+ to continue after the death of the deprived Bishops; for though he
+ admitted that the prayers for the Revolution Sovereigns would be
+ 'unlawful prayers,' to which assent could not properly be given, he
+ still thought that communion with the Church of England was possible.
+ Hickes thought otherwise, and Hickes, it must not be forgotten, though
+ only known to the world and even to Non-Jurors generally, as the
+ deprived Dean of Worcester, was in sober truth and reality Bishop of
+ Thetford, having been consecrated a Suffragan Bishop under that title
+ by the deprived Bishops of Norwich, Peterborough, and Ely, at
+ Southgate, in Middlesex, on February 24, 1693, in the Bishop of
+ Peterborough's lodgings. At the same time the accomplished Thomas
+ Wagstaffe was consecrated Suffragan Bishop of Ipswich, though he
+ continued to earn his living as a physician all the rest of his days.
+</p>
+<p>
+ These were clandestine consecrations, for even so well-tried and
+ whole-hearted a Non-Juror as Thomas Hearne, of Oxford, knew nothing
+ about them, though a great friend of both the new Bishops, until long
+ years had sped. It would be idle at this distance of time, and having
+ regard to the events which have happened since February, 1693, to
+ consider the nice questions how far the Act of Henry VIII. relating to
+ the appointment of suffragans could have any applicability to such
+ consecrations, or what degree of Episcopal authority was thereby
+ conferred, or for how long.
+</p>
+<p>
+ As things turned out, Ken proved the longest liver of the deprived
+ fathers. The good Bishop died at Longleat, one of the few great houses
+ which sheltered Non-Jurors, on March 19, 1711. But before his death he
+ had made cession of his rights to his friend Hooper, who on the
+ violent death of Kidder, the intruding revolution Bishop, had been
+ appointed by Queen Anne, who had wished to reinstate Ken, to Bath and
+ Wells. It was the wish of Ken that the schism should come to an end on
+ his death.
+</p>
+<p>
+ It did nothing of the kind, though some very leading Non-Jurors,
+ including the learned Dodwell and Nelson, rejoined the main body of
+ the Church, saving all just exceptions to the 'unlawful prayers.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Bishop Wagstaffe died in 1712, leaving Bishop Hickes alone in his
+ glory, who in 1713, assisted by two Scottish Bishops, consecrated
+ Jeremy Collier, Samuel Hawes, and Nathaniel Spinckes, Bishops of 'the
+ faithful remnant.' Hickes died in 1715, and the following year the
+ great and hugely learned Thomas Brett became a Bishop, as also did
+ Henry Gawdy.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Then, alas! arose a schism which rent the faithful remnant in twain.
+ It was about a great subject, the Communion Service. Collier and Brett
+ were in favour of altering the Book of Common Prayer so as to restore
+ it to the First Book of King Edward VI., which provided for (1) The
+ mixed chalice; (2) prayers for the faithful departed; (3) prayer for
+ the descent of the Holy Ghost on the consecrated elements; (4) the
+ Oblatory Prayer, offering the elements to the Father as symbols of His
+ Son's body and blood. This side of the controversy became known as
+ 'The Usagers,' whilst those Non-Jurors, headed by Bishop Spinckes, who
+ held by King Charles's Prayer-Book, were called 'the Non-Usagers.' The
+ discussion lasted long, and was distinguished by immense learning and
+ acumen.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The Usagers may be said to have carried the day, for after the
+ controversy had lasted fourteen years, in 1731 Timothy Mawman was
+ consecrated a Bishop by three Bishops, two of whom were 'Usagers' and
+ one a 'Non-Usager.' But in the meantime what had become of the
+ congregations committed to their charge? Never large, they had
+ dwindled almost entirely away.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The last regular Bishop was Robert Gordon, who was consecrated in 1741
+ by Brett, Smith, and Mawman. Gordon, who was an out-and-out Jacobite,
+ died in 1779.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I have not even mentioned the name of perhaps the greatest of the
+ Non-Jurors, William Law, nor that of Carte, an historian, the fruits
+ of whose labour may still be seen in other men's orchards.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The whole story, were it properly told, would prove how hard it is in
+ a country like England, where nobody really cares about such things,
+ to run a schism. But who knows what may happen to-morrow?
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<a name="note-5"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#5">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> <i>A History of the Non-Jurors</i>. By Thomas Lathbury.
+ London: Pickering, 1845.
+
+</p>
+<a name="note-6"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#6">
+<sup><u>2</u></sup></a> <i>The Non-Jurors</i>. By J.H. Overton, D.D. London: Smith,
+ Elder and Co., 1902, 16s.
+</p>
+
+
+<a name="2H_4_10"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ LORD CHESTERFIELD
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ 'Buy good books and read them; the best books are the commonest, and
+ the last editions are always the best, if the editors are not
+ blockheads.' So wrote Lord Chesterfield to his son, that
+ highly-favoured and much bewritten youth, on March 19, 1750, and his
+ words have been chosen with great cunning by Mr. Charles Strachey as a
+ motto for his new edition of these famous letters. <a name="7"></a> <a href="#note-7"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a>
+</p>
+<p>
+ The quotation is full of the practical wisdom, but is at the same
+ time&mdash;so much, at least, an old book-collector may be allowed to
+ say&mdash;a little suggestive of the too-well-defined limitations of their
+ writer's genius and character. Lord Chesterfield is always clear and
+ frequently convincing, yet his wisdom is that of Mr. Worldly Wiseman,
+ and not only never points in the direction of the Celestial City, but
+ seldom displays sympathy with any generous emotion or liberal taste.
+ Yet as we have nobody like him in the whole body of our literature, we
+ can welcome even another edition&mdash;portable, complete, and cheap&mdash;of
+ his letters to his son with as much enthusiasm as is compatible with
+ the graces, and with the maxim, so dear to his lordship's heart, <i>Nil
+ admirari!</i>
+</p>
+<p>
+ What, I have often wondered, induced Lord Chesterfield to write this
+ enormously long and troublesome series of letters to a son who was not
+ even his heir? Their sincerity cannot be called in question. William
+ Wilberforce did not more fervently desire the conversion to God of his
+ infant Samuel than apparently did Lord Chesterfield the transformation
+ of his lumpish offspring into 'the all-accomplished man' he wished to
+ have him.
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'All this,' so the father writes in tones of fervent pleading&mdash;'all
+ this you may compass if you please. You have the means, you have the
+ opportunities; employ them, for God's sake, while you may, and make
+ yourself the all-accomplished man I wish to have you. It entirely
+ depends upon the next two years; they are the decisive ones' (Letter
+ CLXXVII.).
+</p>
+<p>
+ It is the very language of an evangelical piety applied to the
+ manufacture of a worldling. But what promoted the anxiety? Was it
+ natural affection&mdash;a father's love? If it was, never before or since
+ has that world-wide and homely emotion been so concealed. There is a
+ detestable, a forbidding, an all-pervading harshness of tone
+ throughout this correspondence that seems to banish affection, to
+ murder love. Read Letter CLXXVIII., and judge for yourselves. I will
+ quote a passage:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'The more I love you now from the good opinion I have of you, the
+ greater will be my indignation if I should have reason to change
+ it. Hitherto you have had every possible proof of my affection,
+ because you have deserved it, but when you cease to deserve it you
+ may expect every possible mark of my resentment. To leave nothing
+ doubtful upon this important point, I will tell you fairly
+ beforehand by what rule I shall judge of your conduct: by Mr.
+ Harte's account.... If he complains you must be guilty, and I shall
+ not have the least regard for anything you may allege in your own
+ defence.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Ugh! what a father! Lord Chesterfield despised the Gospels, and made
+ little of St. Paul; yet the New Testament could have taught him
+ something concerning the nature of a father's love. His language is
+ repulsive, repugnant, and yet how few fathers have taken the trouble
+ to write 400 educational letters of great length to their sons! All
+ one can say is that Chesterfield's letters are without natural
+ affection:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'If this be error and upon me proved,
+ I never writ, and no man ever loved.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ If affection did not dictate these letters, what did? Could it be
+ ambition? So astute a man as Chesterfield, who was kept well informed
+ as to the impression made by his son, could hardly suppose it likely
+ that the boy would make a name for himself, and thereby confer
+ distinction upon the family of which he was an irregular offshoot. A
+ respectable diplomatic career, with an interval in the House of
+ Commons, was the most that so clear-sighted a man could anticipate for
+ the young Stanhope. Was it literary fame for himself? This, of course,
+ assumes that subsequent publication was contemplated by the writer.
+ The dodges and devices of authors are well-nigh infinite and quite
+ beyond conjecture, and it is, of course, possible that Lord
+ Chesterfield kept copies of these letters, which bear upon their
+ faces evidence of care and elaboration. It is not to be supposed for a
+ moment that he ever forgot he had written them. It is hard to believe
+ he never inquired after them and their whereabouts. Great men have
+ been known to write letters which, though they bore other addresses,
+ were really intended for their biographers. It would not have been
+ surprising if Lord Chesterfield wrote these letters intending some day
+ to publish them, but not only is there no warrant for such an opinion,
+ but the opposite is clearly established. It is, no doubt, odd that the
+ son should have carefully preserved more than 400 letters written to
+ him during a period beginning with his tenderest years and continuing
+ whilst he was travelling on the Continent. It seems almost a miracle.
+ What made the son treasure them so carefully? Did he look forward to
+ being his father's biographer? Hardly so at the age of ten, or even
+ twenty. Biographies were not then what they have since become. No
+ doubt in the middle of the eighteenth century letters were more
+ treasured than they are to-day, and young Stanhope's friends may also
+ have thought it wise to encourage him to preserve documentary evidence
+ of the great interest taken in him by his father. None the less, I
+ think the preservation of this correspondence is in the circumstances
+ a most extraordinary though well-established fact.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The son died in 1768 of a dropsy at Avignon, and the news was
+ communicated to the Earl by his daughter-in-law, Mrs. Eugenia
+ Stanhope, of whose existence he was previously unaware. Two grandsons
+ accompanied her. It was a shock; but 'les manières nobles et aisées,
+ la tournure d'un homme de condition, le ton de la bonne compagnie,
+ les grâces le je ne scais quoi qui plaît,' came to Lord Chesterfield's
+ assistance, and he received his son's widow, who was not a pleasing
+ person, and her two boys with kindness and good feeling, and provided
+ for them quite handsomely by his will. The Earl died in 1773, in his
+ seventy-ninth year, and thereupon Mrs. Stanhope, who was in possession
+ of all the original letters addressed to her late husband, carried
+ her wares to market, and made a bargain with Mr. Dodsley for their
+ publication, she to receive £1,575. Mr. Dodsley advertised the
+ forthcoming work, and on that the Earl's executors, relying upon the
+ well-known case of Pope <i>v.</i> Curl, decided by Lord Hardwicke in 1741,
+ filed their bill against Mrs. Stanhope, seeking an injunction to
+ restrain publication. The widow put in her sworn Answer, in which she
+ averred that she had, on more occasions than one, mentioned
+ publication to the Earl, and that he, though recovering from her
+ certain written characters of eminent contemporaries, had seemed quite
+ content to let her do what she liked with the letters, only remarking
+ that there was too much Latin in them. The executors seem to have
+ moved for what is called an interim injunction&mdash;that is, an injunction
+ until trial of the cause, and, from the report in <i>Ambler</i>, it appears
+ that Lord Apsley (a feeble creature) granted such an injunction, but
+ recommended the executors to permit the publication if, on seeing a
+ copy of the correspondence, they saw no objection to it. In the result
+ the executors gave their consent, and the publication became an
+ authorized one, so much so that Dodsley was able to obtain an
+ interdict in the Scotch Court preventing a certain Scotch bookseller,
+ caller McFarquhar, from reprinting the letters in Edinburgh. Whether
+ the executors believed Mrs. Stanhope's story, or saw no reason to
+ object to the publication of the letters, I do not know, but it is
+ clear that the opposition was a half-hearted one.
+</p>
+<p>
+ It would be hasty to assume that Lord Chesterfield wrote these letters
+ with any intention of publication, and I am therefore left without
+ being able to suggest any strong reason for their existence. A
+ restless, itching pen, perhaps, accounts for them. Some men find a
+ pleasure in writing, even at great length; others, of whom Carlyle was
+ one, though they hate the labour, are yet compelled by some fierce
+ necessity to blacken paper.
+</p>
+<p>
+ At all events, we have Lord Chesterfield's letters, and, having them,
+ they will always have readers, for they are readable.
+</p>
+<p>
+ That the letters are full of wit and wisdom and sound advice is
+ certain. Mr. Strachey, in his preface, seems to be under the
+ impression that in the popular estimate Chesterfield is reckoned an
+ elegant trifler, a man of no serious account. What the popular or
+ vulgar estimate of Chesterfield may be it would be hard to determine,
+ nor is it of the least importance, for no one who knows about Lord
+ Chesterfield can possibly entertain any such opinion. How it came
+ about that so able and ambitious a man made so poor a thing out of
+ life, and failed so completely, is puzzling at first, though a little
+ study would, I think, make the reasons of Chesterfield's failure plain
+ enough.
+</p>
+<p>
+ To prove by extracts from the Letters how wise a man Chesterfield was
+ would be easy, but tiresome; to exhibit him in a repulsive character
+ would be equally easy, but spiteful. I prefer to leave him alone, and
+ to content myself with but one quotation, which has a touch of both
+ wisdom and repulsiveness:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Consult your reason betimes. I do not say it will always prove an
+ unerring guide, for human reason is not infallible, but it will
+ prove the least erring guide that you can follow. Books and
+ conversation may assist it, but adopt neither blindly and
+ implicitly; try both by that best rule God has given to direct
+ us&mdash;reason. Of all the truths do not decline that of thinking. The
+ host of mankind can hardly be said to think; their prejudices are
+ almost all adoptive; and in general I believe it is better that it
+ should be so, as such common prejudices contribute more to order
+ and quiet than their own separate reasonings would do, uncultivated
+ as they are. We have many of these useful prejudices in this
+ country which I should be very sorry to see removed. The good
+ Protestant conviction that the Pope is both Antichrist and the
+ Whore of Babylon is a more effectual preservative against Popery
+ than all the solid and unanswerable arguments of Chillingworth.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<a name="note-7"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#7">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> Published by Methuen and Co. in 2 vols.
+</p>
+
+<a name="2H_4_11"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ THE JOHNSONIAN LEGEND
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ The ten handsome volumes which the indefatigable and unresting zeal of
+ Dr. Birkbeck Hill, and the high spirit of the Clarendon Press, have
+ edited, arranged, printed, and published for the benefit of the world
+ and the propagation of the Gospel according to Dr. Johnson are
+ pleasant things to look upon. I hope the enterprise has proved
+ remunerative to those concerned, but I doubt it. The parsimony of the
+ public in the matter of books is pitiful. The ordinary purse-carrying
+ Englishman holds in his head a ready-reckoner or scale of charges by
+ which he tests his purchases&mdash;so much for a dinner, so much for a
+ bottle of champagne, so much for a trip to Paris, so much for a pair
+ of gloves, and so much for a book. These ten volumes would cost him £4
+ 9s. 3d. 'Whew! What a price for a book, and where are they to be put,
+ and who is to dust them?' Idle questions! As for room, a bicycle takes
+ more room than 1,000 books; and as for dust, it is a delusion. You
+ should never dust books. There let it lie until the rare hour arrives
+ when you want to read a particular volume; then warily approach it
+ with a snow-white napkin, take it down from its shelf, and,
+ withdrawing to some back apartment, proceed to cleanse the tome. Dr.
+ Johnson adopted other methods. Every now and again he drew on huge
+ gloves, such as those once worn by hedgers and ditchers, and then,
+ clutching his folios and octavos, he banged and buffeted them together
+ until he was enveloped in a cloud of dust. This violent exercise over,
+ the good doctor restored the volumes, all battered and bruised, to
+ their places, where, of course, the dust resettled itself as speedily
+ as possible.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Dr. Johnson could make books better than anybody, but his notions of
+ dusting them were primitive and erroneous. But the room and the dust
+ are mere subterfuges. The truth is, there is a disinclination to pay
+ £4 9s. 3d. for the ten volumes containing the complete Johnsonian
+ legend. To quarrel with the public is idiotic and most un-Johnsonian.
+ 'Depend upon it, sir,' said the Sage, 'every state of society is as
+ luxurious as it can be.' We all, a handful of misers excepted, spend
+ more money than we can afford upon luxuries, but what those luxuries
+ are to be is largely determined for us by the fashions of our time. If
+ we do not buy these ten volumes, it is not because we would not like
+ to have them, but because we want the money they cost for something we
+ want more. As for dictating to men how they are to spend their money,
+ it were both a folly and an impertinence.
+</p>
+<p>
+ These ten volumes ended Dr. Hill's labours as an editor of <i>Johnson's
+ Life and Personalia</i>, but did not leave him free. He had set his mind
+ on an edition of the <i>Lives of the Poets</i>. This, to the regret of all
+ who knew him either personally or as a Johnsonian, he did not live to
+ see through the press. But it is soon to appear, and will be a
+ storehouse of anecdote and a miracle of cross-references. A poet who
+ has been dead a century or two is amazing good company&mdash;at least, he
+ never fails to be so when Johnson tells us as much of his story as he
+ can remember without undue research, with that irony of his, that vast
+ composure, that humorous perception of the greatness and the
+ littleness of human life, that make the brief records of a Spratt, a
+ Walsh, and a Fenton so divinely entertaining. It is an immense
+ testimony to the healthiness of the Johnsonian atmosphere that Dr.
+ Hill, who breathed it almost exclusively for a quarter of a century
+ and upwards, showed no symptoms either of moral deterioration or
+ physical exhaustion. His appetite to the end was as keen as ever, nor
+ was his temper obviously the worse. The task never became a toil, not
+ even a tease. 'You have but two subjects,' said Johnson to Boswell:
+ 'yourself and myself. I am sick of both.' Johnson hated to be talked
+ about, or to have it noticed what he ate or what he had on. For a
+ hundred years now last past he has been more talked about and noticed
+ than anybody else. But Dr. Hill never grew sick of Dr. Johnson.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The <i>Johnsonian Miscellanies</i><a name="8"></a><a href="#note-8"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a> open with the <i>Prayers and Meditations</i>,
+ first published by the Rev. Dr. Strahan in 1785. Strahan was the Vicar of
+ Islington, and into his hands at an early hour one morning Dr.
+ Johnson, then approaching his last days, put the papers, 'with
+ instructions for committing them to the press and with a promise to
+ prepare a sketch of his own life to accompany them.' This promise the
+ doctor was not able to keep, and shortly after his death his reverend
+ friend published the papers just as they were put into his hands. One
+ wonders he had the heart to do it, but the clerical mind is sometimes
+ strangely insensitive to the privacy of thought. But, as in the case
+ of most indelicate acts, you cannot but be glad the thing was done.
+ The original manuscript is at Pembroke College, Oxford. In these
+ <i>Prayers and Meditations</i> we see an awful figure. The <i>solitary</i>
+ Johnson, perturbed, tortured, oppressed, in distress of body and of
+ mind, full of alarms for the future both in this world and the next,
+ teased by importunate and perplexing thoughts, harassed by morbid
+ infirmities, vexed by idle yet constantly recurring scruples, with an
+ inherited melancholy and a threatened sanity, is a gloomy and even a
+ terrible picture, and forms a striking contrast to the social hero,
+ the triumphant dialectician of Boswell, Mrs. Thrale, and Madame
+ D'Arblay. Yet it is relieved by its inherent humanity, its fellowship
+ and feeling. Dr. Johnson's piety is delightfully full of human
+ nature&mdash;far too full to please the poet Cowper, who wrote of the
+ <i>Prayers and Meditations</i> as follows:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'If it be fair to judge of a book by an extract, I do not wonder
+ that you were so little edified by Johnson's Journal. It is even
+ more ridiculous than was poor Rutty's of flatulent memory. The
+ portion of it given us in this day's paper contains not one
+ sentiment worth one farthing, except the last, in which he resolves
+ to bind himself with no more unbidden obligations. Poor man! one
+ would think that to pray for his dead wife and to pinch himself
+ with Church fasts had been almost the whole of his religion.'
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>
+ It were hateful to pit one man's religion against another's, but it
+ is only fair to Dr. Johnson's religion to remember that, odd compound
+ as it was, it saw him through the long struggle of life, and enabled
+ him to meet the death he so honestly feared like a man and a
+ Christian. The <i>Prayers and Meditations</i> may not be an edifying book
+ in Cowper's sense of the word; there is nothing triumphant about it;
+ it is full of infirmities and even absurdities; but, for all that, it
+ contains more piety than 10,000 religious biographies. Nor must the
+ evidence it contains of weakness be exaggerated. Beset with
+ infirmities, a lazy dog, as he often declared himself to be, he yet
+ managed to do a thing or two. Here, for example, is an entry:
+</p>
+ <p class="ar"> <small> '29, EASTER EVE (1777).</small></p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'I rose and again prayed with reference to my departed wife. I
+ neither read nor went to church, yet can scarcely tell how I have
+ been hindered. I treated with booksellers on a bargain, but the
+ time was not long.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Too long, perhaps, for Johnson's piety, but short enough to enable the
+ booksellers to make an uncommon good bargain for the <i>Lives of the
+ Poets</i>. 'As to the terms,' writes Mr. Dilly, 'it was left entirely to
+ the doctor to name his own; he mentioned 200 guineas; it was
+ immediately agreed to.' The business-like Malone makes the following
+ observation on the transaction: 'Had he asked 1,000, or even 1,500,
+ guineas the booksellers, who knew the value of his name, would
+ doubtless have readily given it.' Dr. Johnson, though the son of a
+ bookseller, was the least tradesman-like of authors. The bargain was
+ bad, but the book was good.
+</p>
+<p>
+ A year later we find this record:
+</p>
+ <p class="ar"> <small> 'MONDAY, <i>April</i> 20 (1778).</small></p>
+
+<blockquote>
+ 'After a good night, as I am forced to reckon, I rose seasonably
+ and prayed, using the collect for yesterday. In reviewing my time
+ from Easter, 1777, I find a very melancholy and shameful blank. So
+ little has been done that days and months are without any trace. My
+ health has, indeed, been very much interrupted. My nights have been
+ commonly not only restless but painful and fatiguing.... I have
+ written a little of the <i>Lives of the Poets</i>, I think, with all my
+ usual vigour. I have made sermons, perhaps, as readily as formerly.
+ My memory is less faithful in retaining names, and, I am afraid, in
+ retaining occurrences. Of this vacillation and vagrancy of mind I
+ impute a great part to a fortuitous and unsettled life, and
+ therefore purpose to spend my life with more method.<br><br>
+
+ 'This year the 28th of March passed away without memorial. Poor
+ Tetty, whatever were our faults and failings, we loved each other.
+ I did not forget thee yesterday. Couldst thou have lived! I am now,
+ with the help of God, to begin a new life.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Dr. Hill prints an interesting letter of Mr. Jowett's, in which occur
+ the following observations:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'It is a curious question whether Boswell has unconsciously
+ misrepresented Johnson in any respect. I think, judging from the
+ materials, which are supplied chiefly by himself, that in one
+ respect he has. He has represented him more as a sage and
+ philosopher in his conduct as well as his conversation than he
+ really was, and less as a rollicking "King of Society." The gravity
+ of Johnson's own writings tends to confirm this, as I suspect,
+ erroneous impression. His religion was fitful and intermittent; and
+ when once the ice was broken he enjoyed Jack Wilkes, though he
+ refused to shake hands with Hume. I was much struck with a remark
+ of Sir John Hawkins (excuse me if I have mentioned this to you
+ before): "He was the most humorous man I ever knew."'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Mr. Jowett's letter raises some nice points&mdash;the Wilkes and Hume
+ point, for example. Dr. Johnson hated both blasphemy and bawd, but he
+ hated blasphemy most. Mr. Jowett shared the doctor's antipathies, but
+ very likely hated bawd more than he did blasphemy. But, as I have
+ already said, the point is a nice one. To crack jokes with Wilkes at
+ the expense of Boswell and the Scotch seems to me a very different
+ thing from shaking hands with Hume. But, indeed, it is absurd to
+ overlook either Johnson's melancholy piety or his abounding humour and
+ love of fun and nonsense. His <i>Prayers and Meditations</i> are full of
+ the one, Boswell and Mrs. Thrale and Madame D'Arblay are full of the
+ other. Boswell's <i>Johnson</i> has superseded the 'authorized biography'
+ by Sir John Hawkins, and Dr. Hill did well to include in these
+ <i>Miscellanies</i> Hawkins' inimitable description of the memorable
+ banquet given at the Devil Tavern, near Temple Bar, in the spring of
+ 1751, to celebrate the publication of Mrs. Charlotte Lennox's first
+ novel. What delightful revelry! what innocent mirth! prolonged though
+ it was till long after dawn. Poor Mrs. Lennox died in distress in
+ 1804, at the age of eighty-three. Could Johnson but have lived he
+ would have lent her his helping hand. He was no fair-weather friend,
+ but shares with Charles Lamb the honour of being able to unite narrow
+ means and splendid munificence.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I must end with an anecdote:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Henderson asked the doctor's opinion of <i>Dido</i> and its author.
+ "Sir," said Dr. Johnson, "I never did the man an injury. Yet he
+ would read his tragedy to me."'
+</blockquote>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<a name="note-8"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#8">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> Two volumes. Oxford Clarendon Press, 1897.
+</p>
+
+
+<a name="2H_4_12"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ BOSWELL AS BIOGRAPHER
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ Boswell's position in English literature cannot be disputed, nor can
+ he ever be displaced from it. He has written our greatest biography.
+ That is all. Theorize about it as much as you like, account for it how
+ you may, the fact remains. 'Alone I did it.' There has been plenty of
+ theorizing. Lord Macaulay took the subject in hand and tossed it up
+ and down for half a dozen pages with a gusto that drove home to many
+ minds the conviction, the strange conviction, that our greatest
+ biography was written by one of the very smallest men that ever lived,
+ 'a man of the meanest and feeblest intellect'&mdash;by a dunce, a parasite,
+ and a coxcomb; by one 'who, if he had not been a great fool, would
+ never have been a great writer.' So far Macaulay, <i>anno Domini</i> 1831,
+ in the vigorous pages of the <i>Edinburgh Review</i>. A year later appears
+ in <i>Fraser's Magazine</i> another theory by another hand, not then
+ famous, Mr. Thomas Carlyle. I own to an inordinate affection for Mr.
+ Carlyle as 'literary critic' As philosopher and sage, he has served
+ our turn. We have had the fortune, good or bad, to outlive him; and
+ our sad experience is that death makes a mighty difference to all but
+ the very greatest. The sight of the author of <i>Sartor Resartus</i> in a
+ Chelsea omnibus, the sound of Dr. Newman's voice preaching to a small
+ congregation in Birmingham, kept alive in our minds the vision of
+ their greatness&mdash;it seemed then as if that greatness could know no
+ limit; but no sooner had they gone away, than somehow or another
+ one became conscious of some deficiency in their intellectual
+ positions&mdash;the tide of human thought rushed visibly by them, and it
+ became plain that to no other generation would either of these men be
+ what they had been to their own. But Mr. Carlyle as literary critic
+ has a tenacious grasp, and Boswell was a subject made for his hand.
+ 'Your Scottish laird, says an English naturalist of those days, may be
+ defined as the hungriest and vainest of all bipeds yet known.' Carlyle
+ knew the type well enough. His general description of Boswell is
+ savage:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Boswell was a person whose mean or bad qualities lay open to the
+ general eye, visible, palpable to the dullest. His good qualities,
+ again, belonged not to the time he lived in; were far from common
+ then; indeed, in such a degree were almost unexampled; not
+ recognisable, therefore, by everyone; nay, apt even, so strange
+ had they grown, to be confounded with the very vices they lay
+ contiguous to and had sprung out of. That he was a wine-bibber and
+ good liver, gluttonously fond of whatever would yield him a little
+ solacement, were it only of a stomachic character, is undeniable
+ enough. That he was vain, heedless, a babbler, had much of the
+ sycophant, alternating with the braggadocio, curiously spiced, too,
+ with an all-pervading dash of the coxcomb; that he gloried much
+ when the tailor by a court suit had made a new man of him; that he
+ appeared at the Shakespeare Jubilee with a riband imprinted
+ "Corsica Boswell" round his hat, and, in short, if you will, lived
+ no day of his life without saying and doing more than one
+ pretentious ineptitude, all this unhappily is evident as the sun at
+ noon. The very look of Boswell seems to have signified so much. In
+ that cocked nose, cocked partly in triumph over his weaker
+ fellow-creatures, partly to snuff up the smell of coming pleasure
+ and scent it from afar, in those big cheeks, hanging like
+ half-filled wine-skins, still able to contain more, in that
+ coarsely-protruded shelf mouth, that fat dew-lapped chin; in all
+ this who sees not sensuality, pretension, boisterous imbecility
+ enough? The underpart of Boswell's face is of a low, almost brutish
+ character.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ This is character-painting with a vengeance. Portrait of a Scotch
+ laird by the son of a Scotch peasant. Carlyle's Boswell is to me the
+ very man. If so, Carlyle's paradox seems as great as Macaulay's, for
+ though Carlyle does not call Boswell a great fool in plain set terms,
+ he goes very near it. But he keeps open a door through which he
+ effects his escape. Carlyle sees in Bozzy 'the old reverent feeling of
+ discipleship, in a word, hero-worship.'
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'How the babbling Bozzy, inspired only by love and the recognition
+ and vision which love can lend, epitomizes nightly the words of
+ Wisdom, the deeds and aspects of Wisdom, and so, little by little,
+ unconsciously works together for us a whole "Johnsoniad"&mdash;a more
+ free, perfect, sunlit and spirit-speaking likeness than for many
+ centuries has been drawn by man of man.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ This I think is a little overdrawn. That Boswell loved Johnson, God
+ forbid I should deny. But that he was inspired only by love to write
+ his life, I gravely question. Boswell was, as Carlyle has said, a
+ greedy man&mdash;and especially was he greedy of fame&mdash;and he saw in his
+ revered friend a splendid subject for artistic biographic treatment.
+ Here is where both Macaulay and Carlyle are, as I suggest, wrong.
+ Boswell was a fool, but only in the sense in which hundreds of great
+ artists have been fools; on his own lines, and across his own bit of
+ country, he was no fool. He did not accidentally stumble across
+ success, but he deliberately aimed at what he hit. Read his preface
+ and you will discover his method. He was as much an artist as either
+ of his two famous critics. Where Carlyle goes astray is in attributing
+ to discipleship what was mainly due to a dramatic sense. However,
+ theories are no great matter.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Our means of knowledge of James Boswell are derived mainly from
+ himself; he is his own incriminator. In addition to the life there is
+ the Corsican tour, the Hebrides tour, the letters to Erskine and to
+ Temple, and a few insignificant occasional publications in the shape
+ of letters to the people of Scotland, etc. With these before him it is
+ impossible for any biographer to approach Bozzy in a devotional
+ attitude; he was all Carlyle calls him. Our sympathies are with his
+ father, who despised him, and with his son, who was ashamed of him. It
+ is indeed strange to think of him staggering, like the drunkard he
+ was, between these two respectable and even stately figures&mdash;the
+ Senator of the Court of Justice and the courtly scholar and antiquary.
+ And yet it is to the drunkard humanity is debtor. Respectability is
+ not everything.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Boswell had many literary projects and ambitions, and never intended
+ to be known merely as the biographer of Johnson. He proposed to write
+ a life of Lord Kames and to compose memoirs of Hume. It seems he did
+ write a life of Sir Robert Sibbald. He had other plans in his head,
+ but dissipation and a steadily increasing drunkenness destroyed them
+ all. As inveterate book-hunter, I confess to a great fancy to lay
+ hands on his <i>Dorando: A Spanish Tale</i>, a shilling book published in
+ Edinburgh during the progress of the once famous Douglas case, and
+ ordered to be suppressed as contempt of court after it had been
+ through three editions. It is said, probably hastily, that no copy is
+ known to exist&mdash;a dreary fate which, according to Lord Macaulay, might
+ have attended upon the <i>Life of Johnson</i> had the copyright of that
+ work become the property of Boswell's son, who hated to hear it
+ mentioned. It is not, however, very easy to get rid of any book once
+ it is published, and I do not despair of reading <i>Dorando</i> before I
+ die.
+</p>
+<a name="2H_4_13"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ OLD PLEASURE GARDENS <a name="9"></a> <a href="#note-9"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a>
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+ <p>
+ This is an honest book, disfigured by no fine writing or woeful
+ attempts to make us dance round may-poles with our ancestors. Terribly
+ is our good language abused by the swell-mob of stylists, for whom it
+ is certainly not enough that Chatham's language is their mother's
+ tongue. May the Devil fly away with these artists; though no sooner
+ had he done so than we should be 'wae' for auld Nicky-ben. Mr. Wroth,
+ of the British Museum, and his brother, Mr. Arthur Wroth, are above
+ such vulgar pranks, and never strain after the picturesque, but in the
+ plain garb of honest men carry us about to the sixty-four gardens
+ where the eighteenth-century Londoner, his wife and family&mdash;the John
+ Gilpins of the day&mdash;might take their pleasure either sadly, as indeed
+ best befits our pilgrim state, or uproariously to deaden the ear to
+ the still small voice of conscience&mdash;the pangs of slighted love, the
+ law's delay, the sluggish step of Fortune, the stealthy strides of
+ approaching poverty, or any other of the familiar incidents of our
+ mortal life. The sixty-two illustrations which adorn the book are as
+ honest as the letterpress. There is a most delightful Morland
+ depicting a very stout family indeed regaling itself <i>sub tegmine
+ fagi</i>. It is called a 'Tea Party.' A voluminous mother holds in her
+ roomy lap a very fat baby, whose back and neck are full upon you as
+ you stare into the picture. And what a jolly back and innocent neck it
+ is! Enough to make every right-minded woman cry out with pleasure.
+ Then there is the highly respectable father stirring his cup and
+ watching with placid content a gentleman in lace and ruffles attending
+ to the wife, whilst the two elder children play with a wheezy dog.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In these pages we can see for ourselves the British public&mdash;God rest
+ its soul!&mdash;enjoying itself. This honest book is full of <i>la
+ bourgeoisie</i>. The rips and the painted ladies occasionally, it is
+ true, make their appearance, but they are reduced to their proper
+ proportions. The Adam and Eve Tea Gardens, St. Pancras, have a
+ somewhat rakish sound, calculated to arrest the jaded attention of the
+ debauchee, but what has Mr. Wroth to tell us about them?
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'About the beginning of the present century it could still be
+ described as an agreeable retreat, "with enchanting prospects"; and
+ the gardens were laid out with arbours, flowers, and shrubs. Cows
+ were kept for making syllabubs, and on summer afternoons a regular
+ company met to play bowls and trap-ball in an adjacent field. One
+ proprietor fitted out a mimic squadron of frigates in the garden,
+ and the long-room was used a good deal for beanfeasts and
+ tea-drinking parties' (p. 127).
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ What a pleasant place! Syllabubs! How sweet they sound! Nobody
+ worried then about diphtheria; they only died of it. Mimic frigates,
+ too! What patriotism! These gardens are as much lost as those of the
+ Hesperides. A cemetery swallowed them up&mdash;the cemetery which adjoins
+ the old St. Pancras Churchyard. The Tavern, shorn of its amenities, a
+ mere drink-shop, survived as far down the century as 1874, soon after
+ which date it also disappeared. Hornsey Wood House has a name not
+ unknown in the simple annals of tea-drinking. It is now part of
+ Finsbury Park, but in the middle of the last century its long-room 'on
+ popular holydays, such as Whit Sunday, might be seen crowded as early
+ as nine or ten in the morning with a motley assemblage eating rolls
+ and butter and drinking tea at an extravagant price.' 'Hone remembered
+ the old Hornsey Wood House as it stood embowered, and seeming a part
+ of the wood. It was at that time kept by two sisters&mdash;Mrs. Lloyd and
+ Mrs. Collier&mdash;and these aged dames were usually to be found before
+ their door on a seat between two venerable oaks, wherein swarms of
+ bees hived themselves.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ What a picture is this of these vanished dames! Somewhere, I trust,
+ they are at peace.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'And there, they say, two bright and aged snakes,
+ Who once were Cadmus and Harmonia,
+ Bask in the glens or on the warm sea-shore.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ A more raffish place was the Dog and Duck in St. George's Fields,
+ which boasted mineral springs, good for gout, stone, king's evil, sore
+ eyes, and inveterate cancers. Considering its virtue, the water was a
+ cheap liquor, for a dozen bottles could be had at the spa for a
+ shilling. The Dog and Duck, though at last it exhibited depraved
+ tastes, was at one time well conducted. Miss Talbot writes about it to
+ Mrs. Carter, and Dr. Johnson advised his Thralia to try the waters. It
+ was no mean place, but boasted a breakfast-room, a bowling-green, and
+ a swimming-bath 200 feet long and 100 feet (nearly) broad. Mr. Wroth
+ narrates the history of its fall with philosophical composure. In the
+ hands of one Hedger the decencies were disregarded, and thieves made
+ merry where once Miss Talbot sipped bohea. One of its frequenters,
+ Charlotte Shaftoe, is said to have betrayed seven of her intimates to
+ the gallows. Few visitors' lists could stand such a strain as Miss
+ Shaftoe put upon hers. In 1799 the Dog and Duck was suppressed, and
+ Bethlehem Hospital now reigns in its stead. 'The Peerless Pool' has a
+ Stevensonian sound. It was a dangerous pond behind Old Street, long
+ known as 'The Parlous or Perilous Pond' 'because divers youth by
+ swimming therein have been drowned.' In 1743 a London jeweller called
+ Kemp took it in hand, turned it into a pleasure bath, and renamed it,
+ happily enough, 'The Peerless Pool.' It was a fine open-air bath, 170
+ feet long, more than 100 feet broad, and from 3 to 5 feet deep. 'It
+ was nearly surrounded by trees, and the descent was by marble steps to
+ a fine gravel bottom, through which the springs that supplied the pool
+ came bubbling up.' Mr. Kemp likewise constructed a fish-pond. The
+ enterprise met with success, and anglers, bathers, and at due seasons
+ skaters, flocked to 'The Peerless Pool.' Hone describes how every
+ Thursday and Saturday the boys from the Bluecoat School were wont to
+ plunge into its depths. You ask its fate. It has been built over.
+ Peerless Street, the second main turning on the left of the City Road
+ just beyond Old Street in coming from the City, is all that is left to
+ remind anyone of the once Parlous Pool, unless, indeed, it still
+ occasionally creeps into a cellar and drowns cockroaches instead of
+ divers youths. The Three Hats, Highbury Barn, Hampstead Wells, are not
+ places to be lightly passed over. In Mr. Wroth's book you may read
+ about them and trace their fortunes&mdash;their fallen fortunes. After all,
+ they have only shared the fate of empires.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Of the most famous London gardens&mdash;Marylebone, Ranelagh, and, greatest
+ of them all, Vauxhall&mdash;Mr. Wroth writes at, of course, a becoming
+ length. Marylebone Gardens, when at their largest, comprised about 8
+ acres. Beaumont Street, part of Devonshire Street and of Devonshire
+ Place and Upper Wimpole Street, now occupy their site. Music was the
+ main feature of Marylebone. A band played in the evening. Vocalists at
+ different times drew crowds. Masquerades and fireworks appeared later
+ in the history of the gardens, which usually were open three nights of
+ the week. Dr. Johnson's turbulent behaviour, on the occasion of one of
+ his frequent visits, will easily be remembered. Marylebone, at no
+ period, says Mr. Wroth, attained the vogue of Ranelagh or the
+ universal popularity of Vauxhall. In 1776 the gardens were closed, and
+ two years later the builders began to lay out streets. Ranelagh is,
+ perhaps, the greatest achievement of the eighteenth century. Its
+ Rotunda, built in 1741, is compared by Mr. Wroth to the reading-room
+ of the British Museum. No need to give its dimensions; only look at
+ the print, and you will understand what Johnson meant when he declared
+ that the <i>coup d'oeil</i> of Ranelagh was the finest thing he had ever
+ seen. The ordinary charge for admission was half a crown, which
+ secured you tea or coffee and bread-and-butter. The gardens were
+ usually open Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and the amusements were
+ music, tea-drinking, walking, and talking. Mr. Wroth quotes a
+ Frenchman, who, after visiting Ranelagh in 1800, calls it 'le plus
+ insipide lieu d'amusement que l'on ait pu imaginer,' and even hints at
+ Dante's Purgatory. An earlier victim from Gaul thus records his
+ experience of Ranelagh: 'On s'ennui avec de la mauvaise musique, du
+ thé et du beurre.' So true is it that the cheerfulness you find
+ anywhere is the cheerfulness you have brought with you. However,
+ despite the Frenchman, good music and singing were at times to be
+ heard at Ranelagh. The nineteenth century would have nothing to do
+ with Ranelagh, and in 1805 it was pulled down. The site now belongs to
+ Chelsea Hospital. Cuper's Gardens lacked the respectability of
+ Marylebone and the style of Ranelagh, but they had their vogue during
+ the same century. They were finely situated on the south side of the
+ Thames opposite Somerset House. Cuper easily got altered into Cupid;
+ and when on the death of Ephraim Evans in 1740 the business came to be
+ carried on by his widow, a comely dame who knew a thing or two, it
+ proved to be indeed a going concern. But the new Licensing Bill of
+ 1752 destroyed Cupid's Garden, and Mrs. Evans was left lamenting and
+ wholly uncompensated. Of Vauxhall Mr. Wroth treats at much length, and
+ this part of his book is especially rich in illustrations. Every lover
+ of Old London and old times and old prints should add Mr. Wroth's book
+ to his library.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<a name="note-9"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"> <a href="#9">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> <i>Pleasure Gardens of the Eighteenth Century</i>, by Warwick
+ Wroth, F.S.A., assisted by Arthur Edgar Wroth. London: Macmillan and
+ Co.
+</p>
+
+<a name="2H_4_14"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ OLD BOOKSELLERS
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ There has just been a small flutter amongst those who used to be
+ called stationers or text-writers in the good old days, before
+ printing was, and when even Peers of the Realm (now so highly
+ educated) could not sign their names, or, at all events, preferred not
+ to do so&mdash;booksellers they are now styled&mdash;and the question which
+ agitates them is discount. Having mentioned this, one naturally passes
+ on.
+</p>
+<p>
+ No great trade has an obscurer history than the book trade. It seems
+ to lie choked in mountains of dust which it would be suicidal to
+ disturb. Men have lived from time to time of literary skill&mdash;Dr.
+ Johnson was one of them&mdash;who had knowledge, extensive and peculiar, of
+ the traditions and practices of 'the trade,' as it is proudly styled
+ by its votaries; but nobody has ever thought it worth his while to
+ make record of his knowledge, which accordingly perished with him, and
+ is now irrecoverably lost.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In old days booksellers were also publishers, frequently printers, and
+ sometimes paper-makers. Jacob Tonson not only owned Milton's <i>Paradise
+ Lost</i>&mdash;for all time, as he fondly thought, for little did he dream of
+ the fierce construction the House of Lords was to put upon the
+ Copyright Act of Queen Anne&mdash;not only was Dryden's publisher, but also
+ kept shop in Chancery Lane, and sold books across the counter. He
+ allowed no discount, but, so we are told, 'spoke his mind upon all
+ occasions, and flattered no one,' not even glorious John.
+</p>
+<p>
+ For a long time past the trades of bookselling and book-publishing
+ have been carried on apart. This has doubtless rid booksellers of all
+ the unpopularity which formerly belonged to them in their other
+ capacity. This unpopularity is now heaped as a whole upon the
+ publishers, who certainly need not dread the doom awaiting those of
+ whom the world speaks well.
+</p>
+<p>
+ A tendency of the two trades to grow together again is perhaps
+ noticeable. For my part, I wish they would. Some publishers are
+ already booksellers, but the books they sell are usually only new
+ books. Now it is obvious that the true bookseller sells books both old
+ and new. Some booksellers are occasional publishers. May each
+ usurp&mdash;or, rather, reassume&mdash;the business of the other, whilst
+ retaining his own!
+</p>
+<p>
+ The world, it must be admitted, owes a great deal of whatever
+ information it possesses about the professions, trades, and
+ occupations practised and carried on in its midst to those who have
+ failed in them. Prosperous men talk 'shop,' but seldom write it. The
+ book that tells us most about booksellers and bookselling in bygone
+ days is the work of a crack-brained fellow who published and sold in
+ the reigns of Queen Anne and George I., and died in 1733 in great
+ poverty and obscurity. I refer to John Dunton, whose <i>Life and
+ Errors</i> in the edition in two volumes edited by J.B. Nichols, and
+ published in 1818, is a common book enough in the second-hand shops,
+ and one which may be safely recommended to everyone, except, indeed,
+ to the unfortunate man or woman who is not an adept in the art, craft,
+ or mystery of skipping.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The book will strangely remind the reader of Amory's <i>Life of John
+ Buncle</i>&mdash;those queer volumes to which many a reader has been sent by
+ Hazlitt's intoxicating description of them in his <i>Round Table</i>, and
+ a few perhaps by a shy allusion contained in one of the essays of
+ Elia. The real John Dunton has not the boundless spirits of the
+ fictitious John Buncle; but in their religious fervour, their
+ passion for flirtation, their tireless egotism, and their love of
+ character-sketching, they greatly resemble one another.
+</p>
+<p>
+ It is this last characteristic that imparts real value to Dunton's
+ book, and makes it, despite its verbiage and tortuosity, throb with
+ human interest. For example, he gives us a short sketch of no less
+ than 135 then living London booksellers in this style: 'Mr. Newton is
+ full of kindness and good-nature. He is affable and courteous in
+ trade, and is none of those men of forty whose religion is yet to
+ chuse, for his mind (like his looks) is serious and grave; and his
+ neighbours tell me his understanding does not improve too fast for his
+ practice, for he is not religious by start or sally, but is well fixed
+ in the faith and practice of a Church of England man&mdash;and has a
+ handsome wife into the bargain.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Most of the 135 booksellers were good men, according to Dunton, but
+ not all. 'Mr. Lee in Lombard Street. Such a pirate, such a cormorant
+ was never before. Copies, books, men, shops, all was one. He held no
+ propriety right or wrong, good or bad, till at last he began to be
+ known; and the booksellers, not enduring so ill a man among them,
+ spewed him out, and off he marched to Ireland, where he acted as
+ <i>felonious Lee</i> as he did in London. And as Lee lived a thief, so he
+ died a hypocrite; for being asked on his death-bed if he would forgive
+ Mr. C. (that had formerly wronged him), "Yes," said Lee, "if I die, I
+ forgive him; but if I happen to live, I am resolved to be revenged on
+ him."'
+</p>
+<p>
+ The Act of Union destroyed the trade of these pirates, but their
+ felonious editions of eighteenth-century authors still abound. Mr.
+ Gladstone, I need scarcely say, was careful in his Home Rule Bill
+ (which was denounced by thousands who never read a line of it) to
+ withdraw copyright from the scope of action of his proposed Dublin
+ Parliament.
+</p>
+<p>
+ There are nearly eleven hundred brief character-sketches in Dunton's
+ book, of all sorts and kinds, but with a preference for bookish
+ people, divines, both of the Establishment and out of it, printers and
+ authors. Sometimes, indeed, the description is short enough, and tells
+ one very little. To many readers, references so curt to people of whom
+ they never heard, and whose names are recorded nowhere else, save on
+ their mouldering grave-stones, may seem tedious and trivial, but for
+ others they will have a strange fascination. Here are a few examples:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Affable <i>Wiggins</i>. His conversation is general but never
+ impertinent.<br><br>
+
+ 'The kind and golden <i>Venables</i>. He is so good a man, and so truly
+ charitable, he that will write of him, must still write more.<br><br>
+
+ 'Mr. <i>Bury</i>&mdash;my old neighbour in Redcross Street. He is a plain
+ honest man, sells the best coffee in all the neighbourhood, and
+ lives in this world like a spiritual stranger and pilgrim in a
+ foreign country.<br><br>
+
+ 'Anabaptist (alias <i>Elephant</i>) <i>Smith</i>. He was a man of great
+ sincerity and happy contentment in all circumstances of life.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ If an affection for passages of this kind be condemned as trivial, and
+ akin to the sentimentalism of the man in Calverley's poem who wept
+ over a box labelled 'This side up,' I will shelter myself behind
+ Carlyle, who was evidently deeply moved, as his review of Boswell's
+ Johnson proves, by the life-history of Mr. F. Lewis, 'of whose birth,
+ death, and whole terrestrial <i>res gestae</i> this only, and, strange
+ enough, this actually, survives&mdash;"Sir, he lived in London, and hung
+ loose upon society. <i>Stat</i> PARVI <i>hominis umbra</i>."' On that peg
+ Carlyle's imagination hung a whole biography.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Dunton, who was the son of the Rector of Aston Clinton, was
+ apprenticed, about 1675, to a London bookseller. He had from the
+ beginning a great turn both for religion and love. He, to use his own
+ phrase, 'sat under the powerful ministry of Mr. Doolittle.' 'One
+ Lord's day, and I remember it with sorrow, I was to hear the Rev. Mr.
+ Doolittle, and it was then and there the beautiful Rachel Seaton gave
+ me that fatal wound.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ The first book Dunton ever printed was by the Rev. Mr. Doolittle, and
+ was of an eminently religious character.
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'One Lord's Day (and I am very sensible of the sin) I was strolling
+ about just as my fancy led me, and, stepping into Dr. Annesley's
+ meeting-place&mdash;where, instead of engaging my attention to what the
+ Doctor said, I suffered both my mind and eyes to run at random&mdash;I soon
+ singled out a young lady that almost charmed me dead; but, having made
+ my inquiries, I found to my sorrow she was pre-engaged.' However,
+ Dunton was content with the elder sister, one of the three daughters
+ of Dr. Annesley. The one he first saw became the wife of the Reverend
+ Samuel Wesley, and the mother of John and Charles. The third daughter
+ is said to have been married to Daniel De Foe.
+</p>
+<p>
+ As soon as he was out of his apprenticeship, Dunton set up business as
+ a publisher and bookseller. He says grimly enough:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'A man should be well furnished with an honest policy if he intends
+ to set out to the world nowadays. And this is no less necessary in
+ a bookseller than in any other tradesman, for in that way there are
+ plots and counter-plots, and a whole army of hackney authors that
+ keep their grinders moving by the travail of their pens. These
+ gormandizers will eat you the very life out of a <i>copy</i> so soon as
+ ever it appears, for as the times go, <i>Original</i> and <i>Abridgement</i>
+ are almost reckoned as necessary as man and wife.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ The mischief to which Dunton refers was permitted by the stupidity of
+ the judges, who refused to consider an abridgment of a book any
+ interference with its copyright. Some learned judges have, indeed,
+ held that an abridger is a benefactor, but as his benefactions are not
+ his own, but another's, a shorter name might be found for him. The law
+ on the subject is still uncertain.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Dunton proceeds: 'Printing was now the uppermost in my thoughts, and
+ hackney authors began to ply me with <i>specimens</i> as earnestly and
+ with as much passion and concern as the watermen do passengers with
+ <i>Oars</i> and <i>Scullers</i>. I had some acquaintance with this generation in
+ my apprenticeship, and had never any warm affection for them, in
+ regard I always thought their great concern lay more in <i>how much a
+ sheet</i>, than in any generous respect they bore to the <i>Commonwealth of
+ Learning</i>; and indeed the learning itself of these gentlemen lies very
+ often in as little room as their honesty, though they will pretend to
+ have studied for six or seven years in the Bodleian Library, to have
+ turned over the Fathers, and to have read and digested the whole
+ compass both of human and ecclesiastic history, when, alas! they have
+ never been able to understand a single page of St. Cyprian, and cannot
+ tell you whether the Fathers lived before or after Christ.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Yet of one of this hateful tribe Dunton is able to speak well. He
+ declares Mr. Bradshaw to have been the best accomplished hackney
+ author he ever met with. He pronounces his style incomparably fine. He
+ had quarrelled with him, but none the less he writes: 'If Mr. Bradshaw
+ is yet alive, I here declare to the world and to him that I freely
+ forgive him what he owes, both in money and books, if he will only be
+ so kind as to make me a visit. But I am afraid the worthy gentleman is
+ dead, for he was wretchedly overrun with melancholy, and the very
+ blackness of it reigned in his countenance. He had certainly performed
+ wonders with his pen, had not his poverty pursued him and almost laid
+ the necessity upon him to be unjust.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ All hackney authors were not poor. Some of the compilers and
+ abridgers made what even now would be considered by popular novelists
+ large sums. Scotsmen were very good at it. Gordon and Campbell became
+ wealthy men. If authors had a turn for politics, Sir Robert Walpole
+ was an excellent paymaster. Arnall, who was bred an attorney, is
+ stated to have been paid £11,000 in four years by the Government for
+ his pamphlets.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Come, then, I'll comply.
+ Spirit of Arnall, aid me while I lie!'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ It cannot have been pleasant to read this, but then Pope belonged to
+ the opposition, and was a friend of Lord Bolingbroke, and would
+ consequently say anything.
+</p>
+<p>
+ There is not a more interesting and artless autobiography to be read
+ than William Hutton's, the famous bookseller and historian of
+ Birmingham. Hutton has been somewhat absurdly called the English
+ Franklin. He is not in the least like Franklin. He has none of
+ Franklin's supreme literary skill, and he was a loving, generous, and
+ tender-hearted man, which Franklin certainly was not. Hutton's first
+ visit to London was paid in 1749. He walked up from Nottingham, spent
+ three days in London, and then walked back to Nottingham. The jaunt,
+ if such an expression is applicable, cost him eleven shillings less
+ fourpence. Yet he paid his way. The only money he spent to gain
+ admission to public places was a penny to see Bedlam.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Interesting, however, as is Hutton's book, it tells us next to nothing
+ about book-selling, except that in his hands it was a prosperous
+ undertaking.
+</p>
+<a name="2H_4_15"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ A FEW WORDS ABOUT COPYRIGHT IN BOOKS
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ Copyright, which is the exclusive liberty reserved to an author and
+ his assigns of printing or otherwise multiplying copies of his book
+ during certain fixed periods of time, is a right of modern origin.
+</p>
+<p>
+ There is nothing about copyright in Justinian's compilations.
+</p>
+<p>
+ It is a mistake to suppose that books did not circulate freely in the
+ era of manuscripts. St. Augustine was one of the most popular authors
+ that ever lived. His <i>City of God</i> ran over Europe after a fashion
+ impossible to-day. Thousands of busy hands were employed, year out and
+ year in, making copies for sale of this famous treatise. Yet Augustine
+ had never heard of copyright, and never received a royalty on sales in
+ his life.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The word 'copyright' is of purely English origin, and came into
+ existence as follows:
+</p>
+<p>
+ The Stationers' Company was founded by royal charter in 1556, and from
+ the beginning has kept register-books, wherein, first, by decrees of
+ the Star Chamber, afterwards by orders of the Houses of Parliament,
+ and finally by Act of Parliament, the titles of all publications and
+ reprints have had to be entered prior to publication.
+</p>
+<p>
+ None but booksellers, as publishers were then content to be called,
+ were members of the Stationers' Company, and by the usage of the
+ Company no entries could be made in their register-books except in the
+ names of members, and thereupon the book referred to in the entry
+ became the 'copy' of the member or members who had caused it to be
+ registered.
+</p>
+<p>
+ By virtue of this registration the book became, in the opinion of the
+ Stationers' Company, the property <i>in perpetuity</i> of the member or
+ members who had effected the registration. This was the 'right' of the
+ stationer to his 'copy.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Copyright at first is therefore not an author's, but a bookseller's
+ copyright. The author had no part or lot in it unless he chanced to be
+ both an author and a bookseller, an unusual combination in early days.
+ The author took his manuscript to a member of the Stationers' Company,
+ and made the best bargain he could for himself. The stationer, if
+ terms were arrived at, carried off the manuscript to his Company and
+ registered the title in the books, and thereupon became, in his
+ opinion, and in that of his Company, the owner, at common law, in
+ perpetuity of his 'copy.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ The stationers, having complete control over their register-books,
+ made what entries they chose, and all kinds of books, even Homer and
+ the Classics, became the 'property' of its members. The booksellers,
+ nearly all Londoners, respected each other's 'copies,' and jealously
+ guarded access to their registers. From time to time there were sales
+ by auction of a bookseller's 'copies,' but the public&mdash;that is, the
+ country booksellers, for there were no other likely buyers&mdash;were
+ excluded from the sale-room. A great monopoly was thus created and
+ maintained by the trade. There was never any examination of title to a
+ bookseller's copy. Every book of repute was supposed to have a
+ bookseller for its owner. Bunyan's <i>Pilgrim's Progress</i> was Mr.
+ Ponder's copy, Milton's <i>Paradise Lost</i> Mr. Tonson's copy, <i>The Whole
+ Duty of Man</i> Mr. Eyre's copy, and so on. The thing was a corrupt and
+ illegal trade combination.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The expiration of the Licensing Act, and the consequent cessation of
+ the penalties it inflicted upon unlicensed printing, exposed the
+ proprietors of 'copies' to an invasion of their rights, real or
+ supposed, and in 1703, and again in 1706 and 1709, they applied to
+ Parliament for a Bill to protect them against the 'ruin' with which
+ they alleged themselves to be threatened. <a name="10"></a><a href="#note-10"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ In 1710 they got what they asked for in the shape of the famous
+ Statute of Queen Anne, the first copyright law in the world. A truly
+ English measure, ill considered and ill drawn, which did the very last
+ thing it was meant to do&mdash;viz., destroy the property it was intended
+ to protect.
+</p>
+<p>
+ By this Act, in which the 'author' first makes his appearance actually
+ in front of the 'proprietor,' it was provided that, <i>in case of new
+ books</i>, the author and his assigns should have the sole right of
+ printing them for fourteen years, and if at the end of that time the
+ author was still alive, a second term of fourteen years was conceded.
+ In the case of <i>existing books</i>, there was to be but one term&mdash;viz.,
+ twenty-one years, from August 10, 1710.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Registration at the Stationers' Company was still required, but
+ nothing was said as to who might make the entries, or into whose names
+ they were to be made.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Then followed the desired penalties for infringement. The booksellers
+ thought the terms of years meant no more than that the penalties were
+ to be limited by way of experiment to those periods.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Many years flew by before the Stationers' Company discovered the
+ mischief wrought by the statute they had themselves promoted. To cut a
+ long matter short, it was not until 1774 that the House of Lords
+ decided that, whether there ever had been a perpetuity in literary
+ property at common law or not, it was destroyed by the Act of Queen
+ Anne, and that from and after the passing of that law neither author,
+ assignee, nor proprietor of 'copy' had any exclusive right of
+ multiplication, save for and during the periods of time the statute
+ created.
+</p>
+<p>
+ It was a splendid fight&mdash;a Thirty Years' War. Great lawyers were fee'd
+ in it; luminous and lengthy judgments were delivered. Mansfield was a
+ booksellers' man; Thurlow ridiculed the pretensions of the Trade. It
+ can be read about in <i>Boswell's Johnson</i> and in Campbell's <i>Lives of
+ the Lord Chancellors</i>. The authors stood supinely by, not contributing
+ a farthing towards the expenses. It was a booksellers' battle, and the
+ booksellers were beaten, as they deserved to be.
+</p>
+<p>
+ All this is past history, in which the modern money-loving, motoring
+ author takes scant pleasure. Things are on a different footing now.
+ The Act of 1842 has extended the statutory periods of protection. The
+ perpetuity craze is over. A right in perpetuity to reprint Frank
+ Fustian's novel or Tom Tatter's poem would not add a penny to the
+ present value of the copyright of either of those productions. In
+ business short views must prevail. An author cannot expect to raise
+ money on his hope of immortality. Milton's publisher, good Mr.
+ Symonds, probably thought, if he thought about it at all, that he was
+ buying <i>Paradise Lost</i> for ever when he registered it as his 'copy' in
+ the books of his Company; but into the calculations he made to
+ discover how much he could afford to give the author posterity did not
+ and could not enter. How was Symonds to know that Milton's fame was to
+ outlive Cleveland's or Flatman's?
+</p>
+<p>
+ How many of the books published in 1905 would have any copyright cash
+ value in A.D. 2000? I do not pause for a reply.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The modern author need have no quarrel with the statutory periods
+ fixed by the Act of 1842, <a name="11"></a><a href="#note-11"><small><sup>2</sup></small></a> though common-sense has long since
+ suggested that a single term, the author's life and thirty or forty
+ years after, should be substituted for the alternative periods named
+ in the Act.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ What the modern author alone desiderates is a big, immediate, and
+ protected market.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The United States of America have been a great disappointment to many
+ an honest British author. In the wicked old days when the States took
+ British books without paying for them they used to take them in large
+ numbers, but now that they have turned honest and passed a law
+ allowing the British author copyright on certain terms, they have in
+ great measure ceased to take; for, by the strangest of coincidences,
+ no sooner were British novels, histories, essays, and the like,
+ protected in America, than there sprang up in the States themselves,
+ novelists, historians, and essayists, not only numerous enough to
+ supply their own home markets, but talented enough to cross the
+ Atlantic in large numbers and challenge us in our own. Such a reward
+ for honesty was not contemplated.
+</p>
+<p>
+ International copyright and the Convention of Berne are things to be
+ proud of and rejoice over. As the first chapter in a Code of Public
+ European Law, they may mark the beginning of a time of settled peace,
+ order, and disarmament, but they have not yet enriched a single
+ author, though hereafter possibly an occasional novelist or
+ play-wright may prosper greatly under their provisions.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The copyright question is now at last really a settled question, save
+ in a single aspect of it. What, if anything, should be done in the
+ case of those authors, few in number, whose literary lives prove
+ longer than the period of statutory protection? Should any distinction
+ in law be struck between a Tennyson and a Tupper? between&mdash;But why
+ multiply examples? There is no need to be unnecessarily offensive.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The law and practice of to-day give the meat that remains on the bones
+ of the dead author after the expiration of the statutory period of
+ protection to the Trade. Any publisher who likes to bring out an
+ edition can do so, though by doing so he does not gain any exclusive
+ rights. A brother publisher may compete with him. As a result
+ the public is usually well served with cheap editions of those
+ non-copyright authors whose works are worth reprinting the moment the
+ copyright expires.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Some lovers of justice, however, think that it is unnecessary all at
+ once to endow the Trade with these windfalls, and that if an author's
+ family, or his or their assignees, were prepared to publish cheap
+ editions immediately after the expiration of the usual period of
+ protection, they ought to be allowed to do so for a further period of,
+ say, forty years. If they failed within a reasonable time either to do
+ so themselves or to arrange for others to do so, this extended period
+ should lapse.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Were this to be the law nobody could say that it was unfair; but it is
+ never likely to be the law. It would take time for discussion, and now
+ there is no time left in which to discuss anything in Parliament. A
+ much-needed Copyright Bill has been in draft for years, has been
+ mentioned in Queen's and King's speeches, but it has never been read
+ even a first time. If it ever is read a first time, its only chance of
+ becoming law will be if it is taken in a lump, as it stands, without
+ consideration or amendment. To such a pass has legislation been
+ reduced in this country!
+</p>
+<p>
+ This draft Bill does not contain any provision for specially
+ protecting the families of authors whose works long outlive their
+ mortal lives. It makes no invidious distinctions. It leaves all the
+ authors to hang together, the quick and the dead. Perhaps this is the
+ better way.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<a name="note-10"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#10">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> What the booksellers wanted was not to be left to their
+ common law remedy&mdash;<i>i.e.</i>, an action of trespass on the case&mdash;but to
+ be supplied with penalties for infringement, and especially with the
+ right to seize and burn unauthorized editions.
+</p>
+
+<a name="note-11"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#11">
+<sup><u>2</u></sup></a> Author's life <i>plus</i> seven years, or forty-two years from
+ date of publication, whichever term is the longer. The great objection
+ to the second term is that an author's books go out of copyright at
+ different dates, and the earlier editions go out first.
+</p>
+
+<a name="2H_4_16"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ HANNAH MORE ONCE MORE
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ I have been told by more than one correspondent, and not always in
+ words of urbanity, that I owe an apology to the manes of Miss Hannah
+ More, whose works I once purchased in nineteen volumes for 8s. 6d.,
+ and about whom in consequence I wrote a page some ten years ago. <a name="12"></a> <a href="#note-12"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ To be accused of rudeness to a lady who exchanged witticisms with Dr.
+ Johnson, soothed the widowed heart of Mrs. Garrick, directed the early
+ studies of Macaulay, and in the spring of 1815 presented a small copy
+ of her <i>Sacred Dramas</i> to Mr. Gladstone, is no light matter. To libel
+ the dead is, I know, not actionable&mdash;indeed, it is impossible; but
+ evil-speaking, lying, and slandering are canonical offences from which
+ the obligation to refrain knows no limits of time or place.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I have often felt uneasy on this score, and never had the courage,
+ until this very evening, to read over again what in the irritation of
+ the moment I had been tempted to say about Miss Hannah More, after the
+ outlay upon her writings already mentioned. Eight shillings and
+ sixpence is, indeed, no great sum, but nineteen octavo volumes are a
+ good many books. Yet Richardson is in nineteen volumes in Mangin's
+ edition, and Swift is in nineteen volumes in Scott's edition, and
+ glorious John Dryden lacks but a volume to make a third example. True
+ enough; yet it will, I think, be granted me that you must be very fond
+ of an author, male or female, if nineteen octavo volumes, all his or
+ hers, are not a little irritating and provocative of temper. Think of
+ the room they take! As for selling them, it is not so easy to sell
+ nineteen volumes of a stone-dead author, particularly if you live
+ three miles from a railway-station and do not keep a trap. Elia, the
+ gentle Elia, as it is the idiotic fashion to call a writer who could
+ handle his 'maulies' in a fray as well as Hazlitt himself, has told us
+ how he could never see well-bound books he did not care about, but he
+ longed to strip them so that he might warm his ragged veterans in
+ their spoils. My copy of <i>Hannah More</i> was in full calf, but never
+ once did it occur to me&mdash;though I, too, have many a poor author with
+ hardly a shirt to his back shivering in the dark corners of the
+ library&mdash;to strip her of her warm clothing. And yet I had to do
+ something, and quickly too, for sorely needed was Miss More's shelf.
+ So I buried the nineteen volumes in the garden. 'Out of sight, out of
+ mind,' said I cheerfully, stamping them down.
+</p>
+<p>
+ This has hardly proved to be the case, for though Hannah More is
+ incapable of a literary resurrection, and no one of her nineteen
+ volumes has ever haunted my pillow, exclaiming,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Think how thou stab'dst me in my prime of youth,'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ nevertheless, I have not been able to get quite rid of an uneasy
+ feeling that I was rude to her ten years ago in print&mdash;not, indeed, so
+ rude as was her revered friend Dr. Johnson 126 years ago to her face;
+ but then, I have not the courage to creep under the gabardine of our
+ great Moralist.
+</p>
+<p>
+ When, accordingly, I saw on the counters of the trade the daintiest of
+ volumes, hailing, too, from the United States, entitled <i>Hannah
+ More</i>, <a name="13"></a> <a href="#note-13"><small><sup>2</sup></small></a> and perceived that it was a short biography and appreciation
+ of the lady on my mind, I recognised that my penitential hour had at
+ last come. I took the little book home with me, and sat down to read,
+ determined to do justice and more than justice to the once celebrated
+ mistress of Cowslip Green and Barley Wood.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ Miss Harland's preface is most engaging. She reminds a married sister
+ how in the far-off days of their childhood in a Southern State their
+ Sunday reading, usually confined or sought to be confined, to 'bound
+ sermons and semi-detached tracts,' was enlivened by the <i>Works of
+ Hannah More</i>. She proceeds as follows:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'At my last visit to you I took from your bookshelves one of a set
+ of volumes in uniform binding of full calf, coloured mellowly by
+ the touch and the breath of fifty odd years. They belonged to the
+ dear old home library.... The leaves of the book I held fell apart
+ at <i>The Shepherd of Salisbury Plain</i>.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ I leave my readers to judge how uncomfortable these innocent words
+ made me:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'The usher took six hasty strides
+ As smit with sudden pain.'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ I knew that set of volumes, their distressing uniformity of binding,
+ their full calf. Their very fellows lie mouldering in an East Anglian
+ garden, mellow enough by this time and strangely coloured.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Circumstances alter cases. Miss Harland thinks that if the life of
+ Charlotte Brontë's mother had been mercifully spared, the authoress of
+ <i>Jane Eyre</i> and <i>Villette</i> might have grown up more like Hannah More
+ than she actually did. Perhaps so. As I say, circumstances alter
+ cases, and if the works of Hannah More had been in my old home
+ library, I might have read <i>The Shepherd of Salisbury Plain</i> and
+ <i>The Search after Happiness</i> of a Sunday, and found solace therein.
+ But they were not there, and I had to get along as best I could with
+ the <i>Pilgrim's Progress</i>, stories by A.L.O.E., the crime-stained
+ page of Mrs. Sherwood's <i>Tales from the Church Catechism</i>, and,
+ 'more curious sport than that,' the <i>Bible in Spain</i> of the
+ never-sufficiently-bepraised George Borrow.
+</p>
+<p>
+ What, however, is a little odd about Miss Harland's enthusiasm for
+ Hannah More's writings is that it expires with the preface. <i>There</i>,
+ indeed, it glows with a beautiful light:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'And <i>The Search after Happiness!</i> You cannot have forgotten all of
+ the many lines we learned by heart on Sunday afternoons in the
+ joyful spring-time when we were obliged to clear the pages every
+ few minutes of yellow jessamine bells and purple Wistaria petals
+ flung down by the warm wind.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ This passage lets us into the secret. I suspect in sober truth both
+ Miss Harland and her sister have long since forgotten all the lines in
+ <i>The Search after Happiness</i>, but what they have never forgotten, what
+ they never can forget, are the jessamine bells and the Wistaria
+ petals, yellow and purple, blown about in the warm winds that visited
+ their now desolate and forsaken Southern home. Less beautiful things
+ than jessamine and Wistaria, if only they clustered round the house
+ where you were born, are remembered when the lines of far better
+ authors than Miss Hannah More have gone clean out of your head:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'As life wanes, all its cares and strife and toil
+ Seem strangely valueless, while the old trees
+ Which grew by our youth's home, the waving mass
+ Of climbing plants heavy with bloom and dew,
+ The morning swallows with their songs like words&mdash;
+ All these seem dear, and only worth our thoughts.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ Thus the youthful Browning in his marvellous <i>Pauline</i>. The same note
+ is struck after a humbler and perhaps more moving fashion in the
+ following simple strain of William Allingham:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Four ducks on a pond,
+ A grass-bank beyond;
+ A blue sky of spring,
+ White clouds on the wing;
+ How little a thing
+ To remember for years&mdash;
+ To remember with tears!'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ If this be so&mdash;and who, looking into his own heart, but must own that
+ so it is?&mdash;it explains how it comes about that as soon as Miss Harland
+ finished her preface, got away from her childhood and began her
+ biography, she has so little to tell us about Miss More's books, and
+ from that little the personal note of enjoyment is entirely wanting.
+ Indeed, though a pious soul, she occasionally cannot restrain her
+ surprise how such ponderous commonplaces ever found a publisher, to
+ say nothing of a reader.
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'Such books as Miss More's,' she says, 'would to-day in America fall
+ from the press like a stone into the depths of the sea of oblivion,
+ creating no more sensation upon the surface than the bursting of a
+ bubble in mid-Atlantic.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ And again:
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'That Hannah More was a power for righteousness in her long
+ generation we must take upon the testimony of her best and wisest
+ contemporaries.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ However good may be your intentions, it seems hard to avoid being rude
+ to this excellent lady.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I confess I never liked her love story. Anything more cold-blooded I
+ never read. I am not going to repeat it. Why should I? It is told at
+ length in Miss More's authorized biography in four volumes by William
+ Roberts, Esq. I saw a copy yesterday exposed for sale in New Oxford
+ Street, price 1s. Miss Harland also tells the tale, not without
+ chuckling. I refer the curious to her pages.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Then there are those who can never get rid of the impression that
+ Hannah More 'fagged' her four sisters mercilessly; but who can tell?
+ Some people like being fagged.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Precisely <i>when</i> Miss More bade farewell to what in later life she was
+ fond of calling her gay days, when she wrote dull plays and went to
+ stupid Sunday parties, one finds it hard to discover, but at no time
+ did it ever come home to her that she needed repentance herself. She
+ seems always thinking of the sins and shortcomings of her neighbours,
+ rich and poor. Sometimes, indeed, when deluged with flattery, she
+ would intimate that she was a miserable sinner, but that is not what I
+ mean. She concerned herself greatly with the manners of the great,
+ and deplored their cards and fashionable falsehoods. John Newton,
+ captain as he had been of a slaver, saw the futility of such
+ pin-pricks:
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'The fashionable world,' so he wrote to Miss More, 'by their numbers
+ form a phalanx not easily impressible, and their habits of life are as
+ armour of proof which renders them not easily vulnerable. Neither the
+ rude club of a boisterous Reformer nor the pointed, delicate weapons
+ of the authoress before me can overthrow or rout them.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ But Miss More never forgot to lecture the rich or to patronize the
+ poor.
+</p>
+<p>
+ <i>Coelebs in Search of a Wife</i> is an impossible book, and I do not
+ believe Miss Harland has read it; but as for the famous <i>Shepherd</i>, we
+ are never allowed to forget how Mr. Wilberforce declared a few years
+ before his death, to the admiration of the religious world, that he
+ would rather present himself in heaven with <i>The Shepherd of Salisbury
+ Plain</i> in his hand than with&mdash;what think you?&mdash;<i>Peveril of the Peak</i>!
+ The bare notion of such a proceeding on anybody's part is enough to
+ strike one dumb with what would be horror, did not amazement swallow
+ up every other feeling. What rank Arminianism! I am sure the last
+ notion that ever would have entered the head of Sir Walter was to take
+ <i>Peveril</i> to heaven.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But whatever may be thought of the respective merits of Miss More's
+ nineteen volumes and Sir Walter's ninety-eight, there is no doubt that
+ Barley Wood was as much infested with visitors as ever was Abbotsford.
+ Eighty a week!
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'From twelve o'clock until three each day a constant stream of
+ carriages and pedestrians filled the evergreen bordered avenue
+ leading from the Wrington village road.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Among them came Lady Gladstone and W.E.G., aged six, the latter
+ carrying away with him the <i>Sacred Dramas</i>, to be preserved during a
+ long life.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Miss More was a vivacious and agreeable talker, who certainly failed
+ to do herself justice with her pen. Her health was never good, yet, as
+ she survived thirty-five of her prescribing physicians, her vitality
+ must have been great. Her face in Opie's portrait is very pleasant. If
+ I was rude to her ten years ago, I apologize and withdraw; but as for
+ her books, I shall leave them where they are&mdash;buried in a cliff facing
+ due north, with nothing between them and the Pole but leagues upon
+ leagues of a wind-swept ocean.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<a name="note-12"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"> <a href="#12">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> See <i>Collected Essays</i>, ii. 255.
+</p>
+
+<a name="note-13"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#13">
+<sup><u>2</u></sup></a> <i>Hannah More</i>, by Marian Harland. New York and London: G.P. Putnam.
+</p>
+
+
+<a name="2H_4_17"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ ARTHUR YOUNG
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ The name of Arthur Young is a familiar one to all readers of that
+ history which begins with the forebodings of the French Revolution.
+ Thousands of us learnt to be interested in him as the 'good Arthur,'
+ 'the excellent Arthur,' of Thomas Carlyle, a writer who had the art of
+ making not only his own narrative, but the sources of it, attractive.
+ Even 'Carrion-Heath,' in the famous introductory chapter to the
+ <i>Cromwell</i>, is invested with a kind of charm, whilst in the stormy
+ firmament of the <i>French Revolution</i> the star of Arthur Young twinkles
+ with a mild effulgency. The autobiography of such a man could hardly
+ fail to be interesting. <a name="14"></a> <a href="#note-14"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a> The 'good Arthur' was born in 1741, the
+ younger son of a small 'squarson' who inherited from his father the
+ manor of Bradfield Combust, in Suffolk, but held the living of Thames
+ Ditton. Here he made the acquaintance of the Onslow family, and
+ Speaker Onslow was one of Arthur's godfathers. The Rev. Dr. Young died
+ in 1759, much in debt. The Bradfield property had been settled for
+ life on his wife, who had brought her husband some fortune, and to
+ the manor-house she retired to economize.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ Arthur's education had been muddled; and an attempt to make a merchant
+ of him having fallen through, he found himself, on his father's death,
+ aged eighteen, 'without education, profession, or employment,' and his
+ whole fortune, during his mother's life, consisting of a copyhold farm
+ of 20 acres, producing as many pounds. In these circumstances, to
+ think of literature was well-nigh inevitable, and, in 1762, the
+ autobiography tells us:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'I set on foot a periodical publication, entitled the <i>Universal
+ Museum</i>, which came out monthly, printed with glorious imprudence
+ on my own account. I waited on Dr. Johnson, who was sitting by the
+ fire so half-dressed and slovenly a figure as to make me stare at
+ him. I stated my plan, and begged that he would favour me with a
+ paper once a month, offering at the same time any remuneration that
+ he might name.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Here we see dimly prefigured a modern editor prematurely soliciting
+ the support of Great Names. But the Cham of literature, himself the
+ son of a bookseller, would have none of it.
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ '"No, sir," he replied; "such a work would be sure to fail if the
+ booksellers have not the property, and you will lose a great deal
+ of money by it."<br><br>
+
+ '"Certainly, sir," I said, "if I am not fortunate enough to induce
+ authors of real talent to contribute."<br><br>
+
+ '"No, sir, you are mistaken; such authors will not support such a
+ work, nor will you persuade them to write in it. You will purchase
+ disappointment by the loss of your money, and I advise you by all
+ means to give up the plan."<br><br>
+
+ 'Somebody was introduced, and I took my leave.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ The <i>Universal Museum</i>, none the less, appeared, but after five
+ numbers Young 'procured a meeting of ten or a dozen booksellers, and
+ had the luck and address to persuade them to take the whole scheme
+ upon themselves.' He then calmly adds, 'I believe no success ever
+ attended it.' It was, indeed, 100 years before its time. Literature
+ abandoned, Young took one of his mother's farms. 'I had no more idea
+ of farming than of physic or divinity,' nor did he, man of European
+ reputation as a farmer though he soon became, ever make farming pay.
+ He had an itching pen, and after four years' farming (1763-1766) he
+ published the result of his experience. Never, surely, before has an
+ author spoken of his first-born as in the autobiography Young speaks
+ of this publication:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'And the circumstance which perhaps of all others in my life I
+ most deeply regretted and considered as a sin of the blackest dye
+ was the publishing of my experience during these four years,
+ which, speaking as a farmer, was nothing but ignorance, folly,
+ presumption, and rascality.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ None the less, it was writing this rascally book that seems to have
+ given him the idea of those agricultural tours which were to make his
+ name famous throughout the world. His Southern tour was in 1767, his
+ Northern in 1768, and his Eastern in 1770. The subject he specially
+ illuminated in these epoch-making books was the rotation of crops,
+ though he occasionally diverged upon deep-ploughing and kindred
+ themes. The tours excited, for the first time, the agricultural spirit
+ of Great Britain, and their author almost at once became a celebrated
+ man.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1765 Young married the wrong woman, and started upon a career of
+ profound matrimonial discomfort, and even misery; a blunt, truthful
+ writer, he makes no bones about it. It was an unhappy marriage from
+ its beginning in 1765 to its end in 1815. Young himself, though by no
+ means vivacious in this autobiography, where he frankly complains of
+ himself as having no more wit than a fig, was a very popular person
+ with all classes and both sexes. He was an enormous diner-out, and his
+ authority as an agriculturist, united to his undeniable charm as a
+ companion, threw open to him all the great places in the country. But
+ his finances were a perpetual trouble. On carrot seeds and cabbages he
+ was an authority, but from 1766-1775 his income never exceeded £300 a
+ year. He had an excellent mother, whom he dearly loved, and who with
+ the characteristic bluntness of the family bade him think less about
+ carrots and more about his Creator. 'You may call all this rubbish if
+ you please, but a time will come when you will be convinced whose
+ notions are rubbish, yours or mine.' And the old lady was quite right,
+ as mothers so frequently turn out to be. In 1778 Young went over to
+ Ireland as agent to Lord Kingsborough. He got £500 down, and was to
+ have an annual salary of £500 and a house. Young soon got to work, and
+ became anxious to persuade his employer to let his lands direct to the
+ occupying cottar, and so get rid of the middlemen. This did not suit a
+ certain Major Thornhill, a relative and leaseholder, and thereupon a
+ pretty plot was hatched. Lady K. had a Catholic governess, a Miss
+ Crosby, upon whom it was thought my lord occasionally cast the eye of
+ partiality, whilst Arthur himself got on very well with her ladyship,
+ who was heard to pronounce him to be, as he was, 'one of the most
+ lively, agreeable fellows.' Out of these materials the Major and his
+ helpmeet concocted a double plot&mdash;namely, to make the lord jealous of
+ the steward, and the lady jealous of the governess, and to cause both
+ lord and lady respectively to believe that the steward was deeply
+ engaged both in abetting the amour of the lord and the governess, and
+ in prosecuting his own amour with the lady. The result was that both
+ governess and steward got notice to quit; but&mdash;and this is very
+ Irish&mdash;both went off with life annuities, the governess with one of
+ £50 per annum, and the steward with one of £72, and, what is still
+ more odd, we find Young at the end of his life in receipt of his
+ annuity. They were an expensive couple, these two.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1780 Young published his <i>Irish Tour</i>, which was immediately
+ successful and popular in both kingdoms. In it he attacked the bounty
+ paid on the land-carriage of corn to Dublin. The bounty was, in the
+ session of Parliament next after the publication of Young's book,
+ reduced by one-half, and soon given up entirely. Young maintains that
+ this saved Ireland £80,000 a year. Nobody seems to have said 'Thank
+ you.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ In May, 1783, was born the child 'Bobbin,' whose death, fourteen years
+ later, was to change the current of Young's life. The following year
+ Arthur Young paid his first visit to France, confining himself,
+ however, to Calais and its neighbourhood, and in the same year his
+ mother died, and, by an arrangement with his eldest brother, 'this
+ patch of landed property,' as Young calls Bradfield, descended upon
+ him. His first famous journey in France was made between May and
+ November, 1787, and cost the marvellously small sum of £118 15s. 2d.
+ His second and third French journeys were made in July, 1788, and in
+ June, 1789. The third was the longest, and extended into 1790. Three
+ years later Young was appointed, by Pitt, Secretary of the then Board
+ of Agriculture. A melancholy account is given by Young of a visit he
+ paid Burke at Gregory's in 1796. Young drove there in the chariot of
+ his fussy chief, Sir John Sinclair, to discover what Burke's
+ intentions might be as to an intended publication of his relating to
+ the price of labour. The account, which occupies four pages, is too
+ long for quotation. It concludes thus:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'I am glad once more to have seen and conversed with the man who I
+ hold to possess the greatest and most brilliant gifts of any penman
+ of the age in which he lived. Whose conversation has often
+ fascinated me, whose eloquence has charmed; whose writings have
+ delighted and instructed the world; whose name will without
+ question descend to the latest posterity. But to behold so great a
+ genius, so deepened with melancholy, stooping with infirmity of
+ body, feeling the anguish of a lacerated mind, and sinking to the
+ grave under accumulated misery&mdash;to see all this in a character I
+ venerate, and apparently without resource or comfort, wounded
+ every feeling of my soul, and I left him the next day almost as
+ low-spirited as himself.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ But Young himself was soon to pass into the same Valley of the Shadow,
+ not so much of Death as of Joyless Life. His beloved and idolized
+ Bobbin died on July 14, 1797. She seems to have been a wise little
+ maiden, to whom her father wrote most affectionate letters, full of
+ rather unsuitable details, political and financial and otherwise, and
+ not scrupling to speak of the child's mother in a disagreeable manner.
+ Bobbin replies with delightful composure to these worrying letters:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'I have just got six of the most beautiful little rabbits you ever
+ saw; they skip about so prettily you can't think, and I shall have
+ some more in a few weeks. Having had so much physic, I am right
+ down tired of it. I take it still twice a day&mdash;my appetite is
+ better. What can you mind politics so for? I don't think about
+ them.&mdash;Well, good-bye, and believe me, dear papa, your dutiful
+ Daughter.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ After poor little Bobbin's death, it happened to Arthur Young even as
+ his mother foretold. Carrots and crops and farming tours hastily
+ retreat, and we find the eminent agriculturist busying himself, with
+ the same seriousness and good faith he had devoted to the rotation of
+ the crops, with the sermons and treatises of Clarke and Jortin and
+ Secker and Tillotson, etc., and all to discover what had become of his
+ dear little Bobbin. His outlook upon the world was changed&mdash;the great
+ parties at Petworth, at Euston, at Woburn struck him differently; the
+ huge irreligion of the world filled him as for the first time with
+ amazement and horror:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'How few years are passed since I should have pushed on eagerly to
+ Woburn! This time twelve months I dined with the Duke on
+ Sunday&mdash;the party not very numerous, but chiefly of rank&mdash;the
+ entertainment more splendid than usual there. He expects me to-day,
+ but I have more pleasure in resting, going twice to church, and
+ eating a morsel of cold lamb at a very humble inn, than partaking
+ of gaiety and dissipation at a great table which might as well be
+ spread for a company of heathens as English lords and men of
+ fashion.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ It is all mighty fine calling this religious hypochondria and
+ depression of spirits. It is one of the facts of life. Young stuck to
+ his post, and did his work, and quarrelled with his wife to the end,
+ or nearly so. He cannot have been so lively and agreeable a companion
+ as of old, for we find him in November, 1806, at Euston, endeavouring
+ to impress on the Duke of Grafton that by his tenets he had placed
+ himself entirely under the covenant of works, and that he must be
+ tried for them, and that 'I would not be in such a situation for ten
+ thousand worlds. He was mild and more patient than I expected.'
+ Perhaps, after all, Carlyle was not so far wrong when he praised our
+ aristocracy for their 'politeness.' In 1808 Young became blind. In
+ 1815 his wife died. In 1820 he died himself, leaving behind him seven
+ packets of manuscript and twelve folio volumes of correspondence.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Young's great work, <i>Travels during the Years 1787, 1788, and 1789,
+ undertaken more particularly with a View of Ascertaining the
+ Cultivation, Wealth, Resources, and National Prosperity of the Kingdom
+ of France</i>, published in 1792, is one of those books which will always
+ be a great favourite with somebody. It will outlive eloquence and
+ outstay philosophy. It contains some famous passages.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<a name="note-14"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#14">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> <i>The Autobiography of Arthur Young</i>. Edited by M. Betham
+ Edwards. Smith, Elder and Co.
+</p>
+
+<a name="2H_4_18"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ THOMAS PAINE
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ Proverbs are said to be but half-truths, but 'give a dog a bad name
+ and hang him' is a saying almost as veracious as it is felicitous; and
+ to no one can it possibly be applied with greater force than to Thomas
+ Paine, the rebellious staymaker, the bankrupt tobacconist, the amazing
+ author of <i>Common-sense</i>, <i>The Rights of Man</i>, and <i>The Age of Reason</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Until quite recently Tom Paine lay without the pale of toleration. No
+ circle of liberality was constructed wide enough to include him. Even
+ the scouted Unitarian scouted Thomas. He was 'the infamous Paine,'
+ 'the vulgar atheist.' Whenever mentioned in pious discourse it was but
+ to be waved on one side as thus: 'No one of my hearers is likely to be
+ led astray by the scurrilous blasphemies of Paine.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ I can well remember when an asserted intimacy with the writings of
+ Paine marked a man from his fellows and invested him in children's
+ minds with a horrid fascination. The writings themselves were only to
+ be seen in bookshops of evil reputation, and, when hastily turned over
+ with furtive glances, proved to be printed in small type and on
+ villainous paper. For a boy to have bought them and taken them inside
+ a decent home would have been to run the risk of fierce wrath in this
+ life and the threat of it in the next. If ever there was a hung dog,
+ his name was Tom Paine.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But History is, as we know, for ever revising her records. None of her
+ judgments are final. A life of Thomas Paine, in two portly and
+ well-printed volumes, with gilt tops, wide margins, spare leaves at
+ the end, and all the other signs and tokens of literary
+ respectability, has lately appeared. No President, no Prime
+ Minister&mdash;nay, no Bishop or Moderator&mdash;need hope to have his memoirs
+ printed in better style than are these of Thomas Paine, by Mr. Moncure
+ D. Conway. Were any additional proof required of the complete
+ resuscitation of Paine's reputation, it might be found in the fact
+ that his life <i>is</i> in two volumes, though it would have been far
+ better told in one.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Conway believes implicitly in Paine&mdash;not merely in his virtue and
+ intelligence, but that he was a truly great man, who played a great
+ part in human affairs. He will no more admit that Paine was a
+ busybody, inflated with conceit and with a strong dash of insolence,
+ than he will that Thomas was a drunkard. That Paine's speech was
+ undoubtedly plain and his nose undeniably red is as far as Mr. Conway
+ will go. If we are to follow the biographer the whole way, we must not
+ only unhang the dog, but give him sepulture amongst the sceptred
+ Sovereigns who rule us from their urns.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Thomas Paine was born at Thetford, in Norfolk, in January, 1737, and
+ sailed for America in 1774, then being thirty-seven years of age. Up
+ to this date he was a rank failure. His trade was staymaking, but he
+ had tried his hand at many things. He was twice an Excise officer, but
+ was twice dismissed the service, the first time for falsely
+ pretending to have made certain inspections which, in fact, he had not
+ made, and the second time for carrying on business in an excisable
+ article&mdash;tobacco, to wit&mdash;without the leave of the Board. Paine had
+ married the tobacconist's business, but neither the marriage nor the
+ business prospered; the second was sold by auction, and the first
+ terminated by mutual consent.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Conway labours over these early days of his hero very much, but he
+ can make nothing of them. Paine was an Excise officer at Lewes, where,
+ so Mr. Conway reminds us, 'seven centuries before Paine opened his
+ office in Lewes, came Harold's son, possibly to take charge of the
+ Excise as established by Edward the Confessor, just deceased.' This
+ device of biographers is a little stale. The Confessor was guiltless
+ of the Excise.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Paine's going to America was due to Benjamin Franklin, who made
+ Paine's acquaintance in London, and, having the wit to see his
+ ability, recommended him 'as a clerk or assistant-tutor in a school or
+ assistant-surveyor.' Thus armed, Paine made his appearance in
+ Philadelphia, where he at once obtained employment as editor of an
+ intended periodical called the <i>Pennsylvanian Magazine or American
+ Museum</i>, the first number of which appeared in January, 1775. Never
+ was anything luckier. Paine was, without knowing it, a born
+ journalist. His capacity for writing on the spur of the moment was
+ endless, and his delight in doing so boundless. He had no difficulty
+ for 'copy', though in those days contributors were few. He needed no
+ contributors. He was 'Atlanticus'; he was 'Vox Populi'; he was
+ 'Aesop.' The unsigned articles were also mostly his. Having at last,
+ after many adventures and false starts, found his vocation, Paine
+ stuck to it. He spent the rest of his days with a pen in his hand,
+ scribbling his advice and obtruding his counsel on men and nations.
+ Both were usually of excellent quality.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Paine was also happy in the moment of his arrival in America. The War
+ of Independence was imminent, and in April, 1775, occurred 'the
+ massacre of Lexington.' The Colonists were angry, but puzzled. They
+ hardly knew what they wanted. They lacked a definite opinion to
+ entertain and a cry to asseverate. Paine had no doubts. He hated
+ British institutions with all the hatred of a civil servant who has
+ had 'the sack.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ In January, 1776, he published his pamphlet <i>Common-sense</i>, which must
+ be ranked with the most famous pamphlets ever written. It is difficult
+ to wade through now, but even <i>The Conduct of the Allies</i> is not easy
+ reading, and yet between Paine and Swift there is a great gulf fixed.
+ The keynote of <i>Common-sense</i> was separation once and for ever, and
+ the establishment of a great Republic of the West. It hit between wind
+ and water, had a great sale, and made its author a personage and, in
+ his own opinion, a divinity.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Paine now became the penman of the rebels. His series of manifestoes,
+ entitled <i>The Crisis</i>, were widely read and carried healing on their
+ wings, and in 1777 he was elected Secretary to the Committee of
+ Foreign Affairs. Charles Lamb once declared that Rousseau was a good
+ enough Jesus Christ for the French, and he was capable of declaring
+ Tom Paine a good enough Milton for the Yankees. However that may be,
+ Paine was an indefatigable and useful public servant. He was a bad
+ gauger for King George, but he was an admirable scribe for a
+ revolution conducted on constitutional principles.
+</p>
+<p>
+ To follow his history through the war would be tedious. What
+ Washington and Jefferson really thought of him we shall never know.
+ He was never mercenary, but his pride was wounded that so little
+ recognition of his astounding services was forthcoming. The
+ ingratitude of Kings was a commonplace; the ingratitude of peoples an
+ unpleasing novelty. But Washington bestirred himself at last, and
+ Paine was voted an estate of 277 acres, more or less, and a sum of
+ money. This was in 1784.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Three years afterwards Thomas visited England, where he kept good
+ company and was very usefully employed engineering, for which
+ excellent pursuit he would appear to have had great natural aptitude.
+ Blackfriars Bridge had just tumbled down, and it was Paine's laudable
+ ambition to build its successor in iron. But the Bastille fell down as
+ well as Blackfriars Bridge, and was too much for Paine. As Mr. Conway
+ beautifully puts it: 'But again the Cause arose before him; he must
+ part from all&mdash;patent interests, literary leisure, fine society&mdash;and
+ take the hand of Liberty undowered, but as yet unstained. He must beat
+ his bridge-iron into a key that shall unlock the British Bastille,
+ whose walls he sees steadily closing around the people.' 'Miching
+ mallecho&mdash;this means mischief;' and so it proved.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Burke is responsible for the <i>Rights of Man</i>. This splendid
+ sentimentalist published his <i>Reflections on the Revolution in France</i>
+ in November, 1790. Paine immediately sat down in the Angel, Islington,
+ and began his reply. He was not unqualified to answer Burke; he had
+ fought a good fight between the years 1775 and 1784. Mr. Conway has
+ some ground for his epigram, 'where Burke had dabbled, Paine had
+ dived.' There is nothing in the <i>Rights of Man</i> which would now
+ frighten, though some of its expressions might still shock, a
+ lady-in-waiting; but to profess Republicanism in 1791 was no joke, and
+ the book was proclaimed and Paine prosecuted. Acting upon the advice
+ of William Blake (the truly sublime), Paine escaped to France, where
+ he was elected by three departments to a seat in the Convention, and
+ in that Convention he sat from September, 1792, to December, 1793,
+ when he was found quarters in the Luxembourg Prison.
+</p>
+<p>
+ This invitation to foreigners to take part in the conduct of the
+ French Revolution was surely one of the oddest things that ever
+ happened, but Paine thought it natural enough so far, at least, as he
+ was concerned. He could not speak a word of French, and all his
+ harangues had to be translated and read to the Convention by a
+ secretary, whilst Thomas stood smirking in the Tribune. His behaviour
+ throughout was most creditable to him. He acted with the Girondists,
+ and strongly opposed and voted against the murder of the King. His
+ notion of a revolution was one by pamphlet, and he shrank from deeds
+ of blood. His whole position was false and ridiculous. He really
+ counted for nothing. The members of the Convention grew tired of his
+ doctrinaire harangues, which, in fact, bored them not a little; but
+ they respected his enthusiasm and the part he had played in America,
+ whither they would gladly he had returned. Who put him in prison is a
+ mystery. Mr. Conway thinks it was the American Minister in Paris,
+ Gouverneur Morris. He escaped the guillotine, and was set free after
+ ten months' confinement.
+</p>
+<p>
+ All this time Washington had not moved a finger in behalf of the
+ author of <i>Common-sense</i> and <i>The Crisis</i>. Amongst Paine's papers this
+ epigram was found:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'ADVICE TO THE STATUARY WHO IS TO
+ EXECUTE THE STATUE OF WASHINGTON.
+
+ Take from the mine the coldest, hardest stone;
+ It needs no fashion&mdash;it is Washington.
+ But if you chisel, let the stroke be rude,
+ And on his heart engrave&mdash;"Ingratitude."'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ This is hard hitting.
+</p>
+<p>
+ So far we have only had the Republican Paine, the outlaw Paine; the
+ atheist Paine has not appeared. He did so in the <i>Age of Reason</i>,
+ first published in 1794-1795. The object of this book was religious.
+ Paine was a vehement believer in God and in the Divine government of
+ the world, but he was not, to put it mildly, a Bible Christian. Nobody
+ now is ever likely to read the <i>Age of Reason</i> for instruction or
+ amusement. Who now reads even Mr. Greg's <i>Creed of Christendom</i>, which
+ is in effect, though not in substance, the same kind of book? Paine
+ was a coarse writer, without refinement of nature, and he used brutal
+ expressions and hurled his vulgar words about in a manner certain to
+ displease. Still, despite it all, the <i>Age of Reason</i> is a religious
+ book, though a singularly unattractive one.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Paine remained in France advocating all kinds of things, including a
+ descent on England, the abduction of the Royal Family, and a Free
+ Constitution. Napoleon sought him out, and assured him that he
+ (Napoleon) slept with the <i>Rights of Man</i> under his pillow. Paine
+ believed him.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1802 Paine returned to America, after fifteen years' absence.
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'Thou stricken friend of man,' exclaims Mr. Conway in a fine passage,
+ 'who hast appealed from the God of Wrath to the God of Humanity, see
+ in the distance that Maryland coast which early voyagers called
+ Avalon, and sing again your song when first stepping on that shore
+ twenty-seven years ago.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ The rest of Paine's life was spent in America without distinction or
+ much happiness. He continued writing to the last, and died bravely on
+ the morning of June 8, 1809.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The Americans did not appreciate Paine's theology, and in 1819 allowed
+ Cobbett to carry the bones of the author of <i>Common-sense</i> to England,
+ where&mdash;'as rare things will,' so, at least, Mr. Browning sings&mdash;they
+ vanished. Nobody knows what has become of them.
+</p>
+<p>
+ As a writer Paine has no merits of a lasting character, but he had a
+ marvellous journalistic knack for inventing names and headings. He is
+ believed to have concocted the two phrases 'The United States of
+ America' and 'The Religion of Humanity.' Considering how little he had
+ read, his discourses on the theory of government are wonderful, and
+ his views generally were almost invariably liberal, sensible, and
+ humane. What ruined him was an intolerable self-conceit, which led him
+ to believe that his own productions superseded those of other men. He
+ knew off by heart, and was fond of repeating, his own <i>Common-sense</i>
+ and the <i>Rights of Man</i>. He was destitute of the spirit of research,
+ and was wholly without one shred of humility. He was an oddity, a
+ character, but he never took the first step towards becoming a great
+ man.
+</p>
+<a name="2H_4_19"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ CHARLES BRADLAUGH <a name="15"></a> <a href="#note-15"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a>
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ Mr. Bradlaugh was a noticeable man, and his life, even though it
+ appears in the unwelcome but familiar shape of two octavo volumes, is
+ a noticeable book. It is useless to argue with biographers; they, at
+ all events, are neither utilitarians nor opportunists, but idealists
+ pure and simple. What is the good of reminding them, being so
+ majestical, of Guizot's pertinent remark, 'that if a book is
+ unreadable it will not be read,' or of the older saying, 'A great book
+ is a great evil'? for all such observations they simply put on one
+ side as being, perhaps, true for others, but not for them. Had <i>Mr.
+ Bradlaugh's Life</i> been just half the size it would have had, at least,
+ twice as many readers.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The pity is all the greater because Mrs. Bonner has really performed a
+ difficult task after a noble fashion and in a truly pious spirit. Her
+ father's life was a melancholy one, and it became her duty as his
+ biographer to break a silence on painful subjects about which he had
+ preferred to say nothing. His reticence was a manly reticence; though
+ a highly sensitive mortal, he preferred to put up with calumny rather
+ than lay bare family sorrows and shame. His daughter, though compelled
+ to break this silence, has done so in a manner full of dignity and
+ feeling. The ruffians who in times past slandered the moral character
+ of Bradlaugh will not probably read his life, nor, if they did, would
+ they repent of their baseness. The willingness to believe everything
+ evil of an adversary is incurable, springing as it does from a habit
+ of mind. It was well said by Mr. Mill: 'I have learned from experience
+ that many false opinions may be exchanged for true ones, without in
+ the least altering the habits of mind of which false opinions are the
+ result.' Now that Mr. Bradlaugh is dead, no purpose is served by
+ repeating false accusations as to his treatment of his wife, or of his
+ pious brother, or as to his disregard of family ties; but the next
+ atheist who crops up must not expect any more generous treatment than
+ Bradlaugh received from that particularly odious class of persons of
+ whom it has been wittily said that so great is their zeal for
+ religion, they have never time to say their prayers.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Bradlaugh will, I suppose, be hereafter described in the
+ dictionaries of biography as 'Freethinker and Politician.' Of the
+ politician there is here no need to speak. He was a Radical of the
+ old-fashioned type. When he first stood for Northampton in 1868, his
+ election address was made up of tempting dishes, which afterwards
+ composed Mr. Chamberlain's famous but unauthorized programme of 1885,
+ with minority representation thrown in. Unpopular thinkers who have
+ been pelted with stones by Christians, slightly the worse for liquor,
+ are apt to think well of minorities. Mr. Bradlaugh's Radicalism had
+ an individualistic flavour. He thought well of thrift, thereby
+ incurring censure. Mr. Bradlaugh's politics are familiar enough. What
+ about his freethinking? English freethinkers may be divided into two
+ classes&mdash;those who have been educated and those who have had to
+ educate themselves. The former class might apply to their own case the
+ language once employed by Dr. Newman to describe himself and his
+ brethren of the Oratory:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'We have been nourished for the greater part of our lives in the
+ bosom of the great schools and universities of Protestant England;
+ we have been the foster foster-sons of the Edwards and Henries, the
+ Wykehams and Wolseys, of whom Englishmen are wont to make so much;
+ we have grown up amid hundreds of contemporaries, scattered at
+ present all over the country in those special ranks of society
+ which are the very walk of a member of the legislature.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ These first-class free-thinkers have an excellent time of it, and, to
+ use a fashionable phrase, 'do themselves very well indeed.' They move
+ freely in society; their books lie on every table; they hob-a-nob with
+ Bishops; and when they come to die, their orthodox relations gather
+ round them, and lay them in the earth 'in the sure and certain
+ hope'&mdash;so, at least, priestly lips are found willing to assert&mdash;'of
+ the resurrection to eternal life through our Lord Jesus Christ.' And
+ yet there was not a dogma of the Christian faith in which they were in
+ a position to profess their belief.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The free-thinkers of the second class, poor fellows! have hitherto led
+ very different lives. Their foster-parents have been poverty and
+ hardship; their school education has usually terminated at eleven; all
+ their lives they have been desperately poor; alone, unaided, they
+ have been left to fight the battle of a Free Press.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Richard Carlile, as honourable a man as most, and between whose
+ religious opinions and (let us say) Lord Palmerston's there was
+ probably no difference worth mentioning, spent nine out of the
+ fifty-two years of his life in prison. Attorney-Generals, and, indeed,
+ every degree of prosecuting counsel have abused this kind of
+ free-thinker, not merely with professional impunity, but amidst
+ popular applause. Judges, speaking with emotion, have exhibited the
+ utmost horror of atheistical opinions, and have railed in good set
+ terms at the wretch who has been dragged before them, and have then,
+ at the rising of the court, proceeded to their club and played cards
+ till dinner-time with a first-class free-thinker for partner.
+</p>
+<p>
+ This is natural and easily accounted for, but we need not be surprised
+ if, in the biographies of second-class freethinkers, bitterness is
+ occasionally exhibited towards the well-to-do brethren who decline
+ what Dr. Bentley, in his Boyle Lectures, called 'the public odium and
+ resentment of the magistrate.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Bradlaugh was a freethinker of the second class. His father was a
+ solicitor's clerk on a salary which never exceeded £2 2s. a week; his
+ mother had been a nursery-maid; and he himself was born in 1833 in
+ Bacchus Walk, Hoxton. At seven he went to a national school, but at
+ eleven his school education ended, and he became an office-boy. At
+ fourteen he was a wharf-clerk and cashier to a coal-merchant. His
+ parents were not much addicted to church-going, but Charles was from
+ the first a serious boy, and became at a somewhat early age a
+ Sunday-school teacher at St. Peter's, Hackney Road. The incumbent, in
+ order to prepare him for Confirmation, set him to work to extract the
+ Thirty-nine Articles out of the four Gospels. Unhappy task, worthy to
+ be described by the pen of the biographer of John Sterling. The
+ youthful wharfinger could not find the Articles in the Gospels, and
+ informed the Rev. J.G. Packer of the fact. His letter conveying this
+ intelligence is not forthcoming, and probably enough contained
+ offensive matter, for Mr. Packer seems at once to have denounced young
+ Bradlaugh as one engaged in atheistical inquiries, to have suspended
+ him from the Sunday-school, to have made it very disagreeable for him
+ at home and with his employer, and to have wound up by giving him
+ three days to change his views or to lose his place.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Packer has been well abused, but it has never been the fashion to
+ treat youthful atheists with much respect. When Coleridge confided to
+ the Rev. James Boyer that he (S.T. Coleridge) was inclined to atheism,
+ the reverend gentleman had him stripped and flogged. Mr. Packer,
+ however, does seem to have been too hasty, for Bradlaugh did not
+ formally abandon his beliefs until some months after his suspension.
+ He retired for a short season, and studied Hebrew under Mr. James
+ Savage, of Circus Street, Marylebone. He emerged an unbeliever, aged
+ sixteen. Expelled from his wharf, he sold coal on commission, but his
+ principal, if not his only customer, the wife of a baker, discovering
+ that he was an infidel, gave him no more orders, being afraid, so she
+ said, that her bread would smell of brimstone.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1850 Bradlaugh published his first pamphlet, <i>A Few Words on the
+ Christian Creed</i>, and dedicated it to the unhappy Mr. Packer. But
+ starvation stared him in the face, and in the same year he enlisted in
+ the 7th Dragoon Guards, and spent the next three years in Ireland,
+ where he earned a good character, and on more occasions than one
+ showed that adroitness for which he was afterwards remarkable.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In October, 1853, his mother and sister with great difficulty raised
+ the £30 necessary to buy his discharge, and Bradlaugh returned to
+ London, not only full grown, but well fed. Had he not taken the
+ Queen's shilling he never would have lived to fight the battle he did.
+</p>
+<p>
+ He became a solicitor's clerk on a miserably small pay, and took to
+ lecturing as 'Iconoclast.' In 1855 he was married at St. Philip's
+ Church, Stepney. His lectures and discussions began to assume great
+ proportions, and covered more than twenty years of his life. Terribly
+ hard work they were. Profits there were none, or next to none. Few men
+ have endured greater hardships.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1860 the <i>National Reformer</i> was started, and his warfare in the
+ courts began. In 1868 he first stood for Northampton, which he
+ unsuccessfully contested three times. In April, 1880, he was returned
+ to Parliament, and then began the famous struggle with which the
+ constitutional historian will have to deal. After this date the facts
+ are well known. Bradlaugh died on January 30, 1891.
+</p>
+<p>
+ His life was a hard one from beginning to end. He had no advantages.
+ Nobody really helped him or influenced him or mollified him. He had
+ never either money or repose; he had no time to travel, except as a
+ propagandist, no time to acquire knowledge for its own sake; he was
+ often abused but seldom criticised. In a single sentence, he was never
+ taught the extent of his own ignorance.
+</p>
+<p>
+ His attitude towards the Christian religion and the Bible was a
+ perfectly fair one, and ought not to have brought down upon him any
+ abuse whatever. There are more ways than one of dealing with religion.
+ It may be approached as a mystery or as a series of events supported
+ by testimony. If the evidence is trustworthy, if the witnesses are
+ irreproachable, if they submit successfully to examination and
+ cross-examination, then, however remarkable or out of the way may be
+ the facts to which they depose, they are entitled to be believed. This
+ is a mode of treatment with which we are all familiar, whether as
+ applied to the Bible or to the authority of the Church. Nobody is
+ expected to believe in the authority of the Church until satisfied
+ by the exercise of his reason that the Church in question possesses
+ 'the notes' of a true Church. This was the aspect of the question
+ which engaged Bradlaugh's attention. He was critical, legal. He
+ took objections, insisted on discrepancies, cross-examined as to
+ credibility, and came to the conclusion that the case for the
+ supernatural was not made out. And this he did not after the
+ first-class fashion in the study or in octavo volumes, but in the
+ street. His audiences were not Mr. Mudie's subscribers, but men and
+ women earning weekly wages. The coarseness of his language, the
+ offensiveness of his imagery, have been greatly exaggerated. It is now
+ a good many years since I heard him lecture in a northern town on the
+ Bible to an audience almost wholly composed of artisans. He was bitter
+ and aggressive, but the treatment he was then experiencing accounted
+ for this. As an avowed atheist he received no quarter, and he might
+ fairly say with Wilfred Osbaldistone, 'It's hard I should get raps
+ over the costard, and only pay you back in make-believes.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ It was not what Bradlaugh said, but the people he said it to, that
+ drew down upon him the censure of the magistrate, and (unkindest cut
+ of all) the condemnation of the House of Commons.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Of all the evils from which the lovers of religion do well to pray
+ that their faith may be delivered, the worst is that it should ever
+ come to be discussed across the floor of the House of Commons. The
+ self-elected champions of the Christian faith who then ride into the
+ lists are of a kind well calculated to make Piety hide her head for
+ very shame. Rowdy noblemen, intemperate country gentlemen, sterile
+ lawyers, cynical but wealthy sceptics who maintain religion as another
+ fence round their property, hereditary Nonconformists whose God is
+ respectability and whose goal a baronetcy, contrive, with a score or
+ two of bigots thrown in, to make a carnival of folly, a veritable
+ devil's dance of blasphemy. The debates on Bradlaugh's oath-taking
+ extended over four years, and will make melancholy reading for
+ posterity. Two figures, and two figures only, stand out in solitary
+ grandeur, those of a Quaker and an Anglican&mdash;Bright and Gladstone.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The conclusion which an attentive reading of Mr. Bradlaugh's biography
+ forces upon me is that in all probability he was the last freethinker
+ who will be exposed, for many a long day (it would be more than
+ usually rash to write 'ever'), to pains and penalties for uttering his
+ unbelief. It is true the Blasphemy Laws are not yet repealed; it may
+ be true for all I know that Christianity is still part and parcel
+ of the common law; it is possibly an indictable offence to lend
+ <i>Literature and Dogma</i> and <i>God and the Bible</i> to a friend; but,
+ however these things may be, Mr. Bradlaugh's stock-in-trade is now
+ free of the market-place, where just at present, at all events, its
+ price is low. It has become pretty plain that neither the Fortress of
+ Holy Scripture nor the Rock of Church Authority is likely to be taken
+ by storm. The Mystery of Creation, the unsolvable problem of matter,
+ continue to press upon us more heavily than ever. Neither by Paleys
+ nor by Bradlaughs will religion be either bolstered up or pulled down.
+ Sceptics and Sacramentarians must be content to put up with one
+ another's vagaries for some time to come. Indeed, the new socialists,
+ though at present but poor theologians (one hasty reading of <i>Lux
+ Mundi</i> does not make a theologian), are casting favourable eyes
+ upon Sacramentarianism, deeming it to have a distinct flavour of
+ Collectivism. Calvinism, on the other hand, is considered repulsively
+ individualistic, being based upon the notion that it is the duty of
+ each man to secure his own salvation.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But whether Bradlaugh was the last of his race or not, he was a
+ brave man whose life well deserves an honourable place amongst the
+ biographies of those Radicals who have suffered in the cause of
+ Free-thought, and into the fruits of whose labours others have
+ entered.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<a name="note-15"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"> <a href="#15">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> <i>Charles Bradlaugh: A Record of His Life and Work</i>. By his daughter, Hypatia Bradlaugh Bonner. Two vols. London: T. Fisher
+ Unwin, 1894.
+</p>
+
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+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ DISRAELI <i>EX RELATIONE</i> SIR WILLIAM FRASER
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ The late Sir William Fraser was not, I have been told, a popular
+ person in that society about which he thought so much, and his book,
+ <i>Disraeli and His Day</i>, did not succeed in attracting much of the
+ notice of the general reader, and failed, so I, at least, have been
+ made to understand, to win a verdict of approval from the really well
+ informed.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I consider the book a very good one, in the sense of being valuable.
+ Whatever your mood may be, that of the moralist, cynic, satirist,
+ humourist, whether you love, pity, or despise your fellow-man, here is
+ grist for your mill. It feeds the mind.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Although in form the book is but a stringing together of stories,
+ incidents, and aphorisms, still the whole produces a distinct effect.
+ To state what that effect is would be, I suppose, the higher
+ criticism. It is not altogether disagreeable; it is decidedly amusing;
+ it is clever and somewhat contemptible. Sir William Fraser was a
+ baronet who thought well of his order. He desiderated a tribunal to
+ determine the right to the title, and he opined that the courtesy
+ prefix of 'Honourable,' which once, it appears, belonged to baronets,
+ should be restored to them. Apart from these opinions, ridiculous and
+ peculiar, Sir William Fraser stands revealed in this volume as cast in
+ a familiar mould. The words 'gentleman,' 'White's,' 'Society,' often
+ flow from his pen, and we may be sure were engraven on his heart. He
+ had seen a world wrecked. When he was young, so he tells his readers,
+ the world consisted of at least three, and certainly not more than
+ five, hundred persons who were accustomed night after night during the
+ season to make their appearance at a certain number of houses, which
+ are affectionately enumerated. A new face at any one of these
+ gatherings immediately attracted attention, as, indeed, it is easy to
+ believe it would. 'Anything for a change,' as somebody observes in
+ <i>Pickwick</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ This is the atmosphere of the book, and Sir William breathes in it
+ very pleasantly. Endowed by Nature with a retentive memory and a
+ literary taste, active if singular, he may be discovered in his own
+ pages moving up and down, in and out of society, supplying and
+ correcting quotations, and gratifying the vanity of distinguished
+ authors by remembering their own writings better than they did
+ themselves. The book makes one clearly comprehend what a monstrous
+ clever fellow the rank and file of the Tory party must have felt Sir
+ William Fraser to be. This, however, is only background. In the front
+ of the picture we have the mysterious outlines, the strange
+ personality, struggling between the bizarre and the romantic, of 'the
+ Jew,' as big George Bentinck was ever accustomed to denominate his
+ leader. Sir William Fraser's Disraeli is a very different figure from
+ Sir Stafford Northcote's. The myth about the pocket Sophocles is
+ rudely exploded. Sir William is certain that Disraeli could not have
+ construed a chapter of the Greek Testament. He found such mythology
+ as he required where many an honest fellow has found it before him&mdash;in
+ Lemprière's Dictionary. His French accent, as Sir William records it,
+ was most satisfactory, and a conclusive proof of his <i>bonâ-fides</i>.
+ Disraeli, it is clear, cared as little for literature as he did for
+ art. He admired Gray, as every man with a sense for epithet must; he
+ studied Junius, whose style, so Sir William Fraser believes, he
+ surpassed in his 'Runnymede' letters. Sir William Fraser kindly
+ explains the etymology of this strange word 'Runnymede,' as he also
+ does that of 'Parliament,' which he says is '<i>Parliamo mente</i>' (Let us
+ speak our minds). Sir William clearly possessed the learning denied to
+ his chief.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Beyond apparently imposing upon Sir Stafford Northcote, Disraeli
+ himself never made any vain pretensions to be devoted to pursuits for
+ which he did not care a rap. He once dreamt of an epic poem, and his
+ early ambition urged him a step or two in that direction, but his
+ critical faculty, which, despite all his monstrosities of taste, was
+ vital, restrained him from making a fool of himself, and he forswore
+ the muse, puffed the prostitute away, and carried his very saleable
+ wares to another market, where his efforts were crowned with
+ prodigious success. Sir William Fraser introduces his great man to us
+ as observing, in reply to a question, that revenge was the passion
+ which gives pleasure the latest. A man, he continued, will enjoy that
+ when even avarice has ceased to please. As a matter of fact, Disraeli
+ himself was neither avaricious nor revengeful, and, as far as one can
+ judge, was never tempted to be either. This is the fatal defect of
+ almost all Disraeli's aphorisms: they are dead words, whilst the
+ words of a true aphorism have veins filled with the life of their
+ utterer. Nothing of this sort ever escaped the lips of our modern
+ Sphinx. If he had any faiths, any deep convictions, any rooted
+ principles, he held his tongue about them. He was, Sir William tells
+ us, an indolent man. It is doubtful whether he ever did, apart from
+ the preparation and delivery of his speeches, what would be called by
+ a professional man a hard day's work in his life. He had courage, wit,
+ insight, instinct, prevision, and a thorough persuasion that he
+ perfectly understood the materials he had to work upon and the tools
+ within his reach. Perhaps no man ever gauged more accurately or more
+ profoundly despised that 'world' Sir William Fraser so pathetically
+ laments. For folly, egotism, vanity, conceit, and stupidity, he had an
+ amazing eye. He could not, owing to his short sight, read men's faces
+ across the floor of the House, but he did not require the aid of any
+ optic nerve to see the petty secrets of their souls. His best sayings
+ have men's weaknesses for their text. Sir William's book gives many
+ excellent examples. One laughs throughout.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Sir William would have us believe that in later life Disraeli clung
+ affectionately to dulness&mdash;to gentle dulness. He did not want to be
+ surrounded by wits. He had been one himself in his youth, and he
+ questioned their sincerity. It would almost appear from passages in
+ the book that Disraeli found even Sir William Fraser too pungent for
+ him. Once, we are told, the impenetrable Prime Minister quailed before
+ Sir William's reproachful oratory. The story is not of a cock and a
+ bull, but of a question put in the House of Commons by Sir William,
+ who was snubbed by the Home Secretary, who was cheered by Disraeli.
+ This was intolerable, and accordingly next day, being, as good luck
+ would have it, a Friday, when, as all men and members know, 'it is in
+ the power of any member to bring forward any topic he may choose,' Sir
+ William naturally chose the topic nearest to his heart, and 'said a
+ few words on my wrongs.'
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'During my performance I watched Disraeli narrowly. I could not see
+ his face, but I noticed that whenever I became in any way
+ disagreeable&mdash;in short, whenever my words really bit&mdash;they were
+ invariably followed by one movement. Sitting as he always did with
+ his right knee over his left, whenever the words touched him he
+ moved the pendant leg twice or three times, then curved his foot
+ upwards. I could observe no other sign of emotion, but this was
+ distinct. Some years afterwards, on a somewhat more important
+ occasion at the Conference at Berlin, a great German philosopher,
+ Herr &mdash;&mdash;, went to Berlin on purpose to study Disraeli's character.
+ He said afterwards that he was most struck by the more than Indian
+ stoicism which Disraeli showed. To this there was one exception.
+ "Like all men of his race, he has one sign of emotion which never
+ fails to show itself&mdash;the movement of the leg that is crossed over
+ the other, and of the foot!" The person who told me this had never
+ heard me hint, nor had anyone, that I had observed this peculiar
+ symptom on the earlier occasion to which I have referred.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ Statesmen of Jewish descent, with a reputation for stoicism to
+ preserve, would do well to learn from this story not to swing their
+ crossed leg when tired. The great want about Mr. Disraeli is something
+ to hang the countless anecdotes about him upon. Most remarkable men
+ have some predominant feature of character round which you can build
+ your general conception of them, or, at all events, there has been
+ some great incident in their lives for ever connected with their
+ names, and your imagination mixes the man and the event together. Who
+ can think of Peel without remembering the Corn Laws and the
+ reverberating sentence: 'I shall leave a name execrated by every
+ monopolist who, for less honourable motives, clamours for Protection
+ because it conduces to his own individual benefit; but it may be that
+ I shall leave a name sometimes remembered with expressions of
+ good-will in the abode of those whose lot it is to labour and to earn
+ their daily bread with the sweat of their brow, when they shall
+ recruit their exhausted strength with abundant and untaxed food, the
+ sweeter because it is no longer leavened with a sense of injustice.'
+ But round what are our memories of Disraeli to cluster? Sir William
+ Fraser speaks rapturously of his wondrous mind and of his intellect,
+ but where is posterity to look for evidences of either? Certainly not
+ in Sir William's book, which shows us a wearied wit and nothing more.
+ Carlyle once asked, 'How long will John Bull permit this absurd
+ monkey'&mdash;meaning Mr. Disraeli&mdash;'to dance upon his stomach?' The
+ question was coarsely put, but there is nothing in Sir William's book
+ to make one wonder it should have been asked. Mr. Disraeli lived to
+ offer Carlyle the Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath, and that, in
+ Sir William's opinion, is enough to dispose of Carlyle's vituperation;
+ but, after all, the Grand Cross is no answer to anything except an
+ application for it.
+</p>
+<p>
+ A great many other people are made to cross Sir William Fraser's
+ stage. His comments upon them are lively, independent, and original.
+ He liked Cobden and hated Bright. The reason for this he makes quite
+ plain. He thinks he detected in Cobden a deprecatory manner&mdash;a
+ recognition of the sublime truth that he, Richard Cobden, had not been
+ half so well educated as the mob of Tories he was addressing. Bright,
+ on the other band, was fat and rude, and thought that most country
+ gentlemen and town-bred wits were either fools or fribbles. This was
+ intolerable. Here was a man who not only could not have belonged to
+ the 'world,' but honestly did not wish to, and was persuaded&mdash;the
+ gross fellow&mdash;that he and his world were better in every respect than
+ the exclusive circles which listened to Sir William Fraser's <i>bon
+ mots</i> and tags from the poets. Certainly there was nothing deprecatory
+ about John Bright. He could be quite as insolent in his way as any
+ aristocrat in his. He had a habit, we are told, of slowly getting up
+ and walking out of the House in the middle of Mr. Disraeli's speeches,
+ and just when that ingenious orator was leading up to a carefully
+ prepared point, and then immediately returning behind the Speaker's
+ chair. If this is true, it was perhaps rude, but nobody can deny that
+ it is a Tory dodge of indicating disdain. What was really irritating
+ about Mr. Bright was that his disdain was genuine. He did think very
+ little of the Tory party, and he did not care one straw for the
+ opinion of society. He positively would not have cared to have been
+ made a baronet. Sir William Fraser seems to have been really fond of
+ Disraeli, and the very last time he met his great man in the Carlton
+ Club he told him a story too broad to be printed. The great man
+ pronounced it admirable, and passed on his weary way.
+</p>
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+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ A CONNOISSEUR
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ It must always be rash to speak positively about human nature, whose
+ various types of character are singularly tough, and endure, if not
+ for ever, for a very long time; yet some types do seem to show signs
+ of wearing out. The connoisseur, for example, here in England is
+ hardly what he was. He has specialized, and behind him there is now
+ the bottomless purse of the multi-millionaire, who buys as he is
+ bidden, and has no sense of prices. If the multi-millionaire wants a
+ thing, why should he not have it? The gaping mob, penniless but
+ appreciative, looks on and cheers his pluck.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Frederick Locker, about whom I wish to write a few lines, was an
+ old-world connoisseur, the shy recesses of whose soul Addison might
+ have penetrated in the page of a <i>Spectator</i>&mdash;and a delicate operation
+ it would have been.
+</p>
+<p>
+ My father-in-law was only once in the witness-box. I had the felicity
+ to see him there. It was a dispute about the price of a picture, and
+ in the course of his very short evidence he hazarded the opinion that
+ the grouping of the figures (they were portraits) was in bad taste.
+ The Judge, the late Mr. Justice Cave, an excellent lawyer of the old
+ school, snarled out, 'Do you think you could explain to <i>me</i> what is
+ taste?' Mr. Locker surveyed the Judge through the eye-glass which
+ seemed almost part of his being, with a glance modest, deferential,
+ deprecatory, as if suggesting 'Who am <i>I</i> to explain anything to
+ <i>you</i>?' but at the same time critical, ironical, and humorous. It was
+ but for one brief moment; the eyeglass dropped, and there came the
+ mournful answer, as from a man baffled at all points: 'No, my lord; I
+ should find it impossible!' The Judge grunted a ready, almost a
+ cheerful, assent.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Properly to describe Mr. Locker, you ought to be able to explain both
+ to judge and jury what you mean by taste. He sometimes seemed to me to
+ be <i>all</i> taste. Whatever subject he approached&mdash;was it the mystery of
+ religion, or the moralities of life, a poem or a print, a bit of old
+ china or a human being&mdash;whatever it might be, it was along the avenue
+ of taste that he gently made his way up to it. His favourite word of
+ commendation was <i>pleasing</i>, and if he ever brought himself to say
+ (and he was not a man who scattered his judgments, rather was he
+ extremely reticent of them) of a man, and still more of a woman, that
+ he or she was <i>unpleasing</i>, you almost shuddered at the fierceness of
+ the condemnation, knowing, as all Locker's intimate friends could not
+ help doing, what the word meant to him. 'Attractive' was another of
+ his critical instruments. He meets Lord Palmerston, and does not find
+ him 'attractive' (<i>My Confidences</i>, p. 155).
+</p>
+<p>
+ This is a temperament which when cultivated, as it was in Mr. Locker's
+ case, by a life-long familiarity with beautiful things in all the arts
+ and crafts, is apt to make its owner very susceptible to what some
+ stirring folk may not unjustly consider the trifles of life. Sometimes
+ Locker might seem to overlook the dominant features, the main object
+ of the existence, either of a man or of some piece of man's work, in
+ his sensitively keen perception of the beauty, or the lapse from
+ beauty, of some trait of character or bit of workmanship. This may
+ have been so. Mr. Locker was more at home, more entirely his own
+ delightful self, when he was calling your attention to some humorous
+ touch in one of Bewick's tail-pieces, or to some plump figure in a
+ group by his favourite Stothard than when handling a Michael Angelo
+ drawing or an amazing Blake. Yet, had it been his humour, he could
+ have played the showman to Michael Angelo and Blake at least as well
+ as to Bewick, Stothard, or Chodowiecki. But a modesty, marvellously
+ mingled with irony, was of the very essence of his nature. No man
+ expatiated less. He never expounded anything in his born days; he very
+ soon wearied of those he called 'strong' talkers. His critical method
+ was in a conversational manner to direct your attention to something
+ in a poem or a picture, to make a brief suggestion or two, perhaps to
+ apply an epithet, and it was all over, but your eyes were opened.
+ Rapture he never professed, his tones were never loud enough to
+ express enthusiasm, but his enjoyment of what he considered good,
+ wherever he found it&mdash;and he was regardless of the set judgments of
+ the critics&mdash;was most intense and intimate. His feeling for anything
+ he liked was fibrous: he clung to it. For all his rare books and
+ prints, if he liked a thing he was very tolerant of its <i>format</i>. He
+ would cut a drawing out of a newspaper, frame it, hang it up, and be
+ just as tender towards it as if it were an impression with the unique
+ <i>remarque</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Locker had probably inherited his virtuoso's whim from his
+ ancestors. His great-grandfather was certified by Johnson in his life
+ of Addison to be a gentleman 'eminent for curiosity and literature,'
+ and though his grandfather, the Commodore, who lives for ever in our
+ history as the man who taught Nelson the lesson that saved an
+ Empire&mdash;'Lay a Frenchman close, and you will beat him'&mdash;was no
+ collector, his father, Edward Hawke Locker, though also a naval man,
+ was not only the friend of Sir Walter Scott, but a most judicious
+ buyer of pictures, prints, and old furniture.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Frederick Locker was born in 1821, in Greenwich Hospital, where Edward
+ Hawke Locker was Civil Commissioner. His mother was the daughter of
+ one of the greatest book-buyers of his time, a man whose library it
+ took nine days to disperse&mdash;the Rev. Jonathan Boucher, the friend and
+ opponent of George Washington, an ecclesiastic who might have been
+ first Bishop of Edinburgh, but who died a better thing, the Vicar of
+ Epsom.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Frederick Locker grew up among pretty things in the famous hospital.
+ Water-colours by Lawrence, Prout, Girtin, Turner, Chinnery, Paul
+ Sandby, Cipriani, and other masters; casts after Canova; mezzotints
+ after Sir Joshua; Hogarth's famous picture of David Garrick and his
+ wife, now well hung in Windsor Castle, were about him, and early
+ attracted his observant eye. Yet the same things were about his elder
+ brother Arthur, an exceedingly clever fellow, who remained quite
+ curiously impervious to the impressiveness of pretty things all his
+ days.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Locker began collecting on his own account after his marriage, in
+ 1850, to a daughter of Lord Byron's enemy, the Lord Elgin, who brought
+ the marbles from Athens to Bloomsbury. His first object, at least so
+ he thought, was to make his rooms pretty. From the beginning of his
+ life as a connoisseur he spared himself no pains, often trudging
+ miles, when not wanted at the Admiralty Office, in search of his prey.
+ If any mercantile-minded friend ever inquired what anything had cost,
+ he would be answered with a rueful smile, 'Much shoe leather.' He
+ began with old furniture, china, and bric-à-brac, which ere long
+ somewhat inconveniently filled his small rooms. Prices rose, and means
+ in those days were as small as the rooms. No more purchases of Louis
+ Seize and blue majolica and Palissy ware could be made. Drawings by
+ the old masters and small pictures were the next objects of the chase.
+ Here again the long purses were soon on his track, and the pursuit had
+ to be abandoned, but not till many treasures had been garnered. Last
+ of all he became a book-hunter, beginning with little volumes of
+ poetry and the drama from 1590 to 1610; and as time went on the
+ boundaries expanded, but never so as to include black letter.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I dare not say Mr. Locker had all the characteristics of a great
+ collector, or that he was entirely free from the whimsicalities of the
+ tribe of connoisseurs, but he was certainly endowed with the chief
+ qualifications for the pursuit of rarities, and remained clear of the
+ unpleasant vices that so often mar men's most innocent avocations. Mr.
+ Locker always knew what he wanted and what he did not want, and never
+ could be persuaded to take the one for the other; he did not grow
+ excited in the presence of the quarry; he had patience to wait, and
+ to go on waiting, and he seldom lacked courage to buy.
+</p>
+<p>
+ He rode his own hobby-horse, never employing experts as buyers. For
+ quantity he had no stomach. He shrank from numbers. He was not a
+ Bodleian man; he had not the sinews to grapple with libraries. He was
+ the connoisseur throughout. Of the huge acquisitiveness of a Heber or
+ a Huth he had not a trace. He hated a crowd, of whatsoever it was
+ composed. He was apt to apologize for his possessions, and to
+ depreciate his tastes. As for boasting of a treasure, he could as
+ easily have eaten beef at breakfast.
+</p>
+<p>
+ So delicate a spirit, armed as it was for purposes of defence with a
+ rare gift of irony and a very shrewd insight into the weaknesses and
+ noisy falsettos of life, was sure to be misunderstood. The dull and
+ coarse witted found Locker hard to make out. He struck them as
+ artificial and elaborate, perhaps as frivolous, and yet they felt
+ uneasy in his company lest there should be a lurking ridicule behind
+ his quiet, humble demeanour. There was, indeed, always an element of
+ mockery in Locker's humility.
+</p>
+<p>
+ An exceedingly spiteful account of him, in which it is asserted that
+ 'most of his rarest books are miserable copies' (how book-collectors
+ can hate one another!), ends with the reluctant admission: 'He was
+ eminently a gentleman, however, and his manners were even courtly, yet
+ virile.' Such extorted praise is valuable.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I can see him now before me, with a nicely graduated foot-rule in his
+ delicate hand, measuring with grave precision the height to a hair of
+ his copy of <i>Robinson Crusoe</i> (1719), for the purpose of ascertaining
+ whether it was taller or shorter than one being vaunted for sale in a
+ bookseller's catalogue just to hand. His face, one of much refinement,
+ was a study, exhibiting alike a fixed determination to discover the
+ exact truth about the copy and a humorous realization of the inherent
+ triviality of the whole business. Locker was a philosopher as well as
+ a connoisseur.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The Rowfant Library has disappeared. Great possessions are great
+ cares. 'But ships are but boards, sailors but men; there be land-rats,
+ water-thieves, and land-thieves&mdash;I mean pirates; and then there is the
+ peril of waters, winds and rocks.' To this list the nervous owner of
+ rare books must add fire, that dread enemy of all the arts. It is
+ often difficult to provide stabling for dead men's hobby-horses. It
+ were perhaps absurd in a world like this to grow sentimental over a
+ parcel of old books. Death, the great unbinder, must always make a
+ difference.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Locker's poetry now forms a volume of the <i>Golden Treasury
+ Series</i>. The <i>London Lyrics</i> are what they are. They have been well
+ praised by good critics, and have themselves been made the subject of
+ good verse.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Apollo made one April day
+ A new thing in the rhyming way;
+ Its turn was neat, its wit was clear,
+ It wavered 'twixt a smile and tear.
+ Then Momus gave a touch satiric,
+ And it became a <i>London Lyric</i>.'
+ AUSTIN DOBSON.
+</pre>
+<p>
+ In another copy of verses Mr. Dobson adds:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Or where discern a verse so neat,
+ So well-bred and so witty&mdash;
+ So finished in its least conceit,
+ So mixed of mirth and pity?'
+
+ 'Pope taught him rhythm, Prior ease,
+ Praed buoyancy and banter;
+ What modern bard would learn from these?
+ Ah, <i>tempora mutantur</i>!'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ Nothing can usefully be added to criticism so just, so searching, and
+ so happily expressed.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Some of the <i>London Lyrics</i> have, I think, achieved what we poor
+ mortals call immortality&mdash;a strange word to apply to the piping of so
+ slender a reed, to so slight a strain&mdash;yet
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'In small proportions we just beauties see.'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ It is the simplest strain that lodges longest in the heart. Mr.
+ Locker's strains are never precisely <i>simple</i>. The gay enchantment of
+ the world and the sense of its bitter disappointments murmur through
+ all of them, and are fatal to their being simple, but the
+ unpretentiousness of a <i>London Lyric</i> is akin to simplicity.
+</p>
+<p>
+ His relation to his own poetry was somewhat peculiar. A critic in
+ every fibre, he judged his own verses with a severity he would have
+ shrunk from applying to those of any other rhyming man. He was deeply
+ dissatisfied, almost on bad terms, with himself, yet for all that he
+ was convinced that he had written some very good verses indeed. His
+ poetry meant a great deal to him, and he stood in need of sympathy and
+ of allies against his own despondency. He did not get much sympathy,
+ being a man hard to praise, for unless he agreed with your praise it
+ gave him more pain than pleasure.
+</p>
+<p>
+ I am not sure that Mr. Dobson agrees with me, but I am very fond of
+ Locker's paraphrase of one of Clément Marot's <i>Epigrammes</i>; and as the
+ lines are redolent of his delicate connoisseurship, I will quote both
+ the original (dated 1544) and the paraphrase:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'DU RYS DE MADAME D'ALLEBRET
+
+ 'Elle a très bien ceste gorge d'albastre,
+ Ce doulx parler, ce cler tainct, ces beaux yeulx:
+ Mais en effect, ce petit rys follastre,
+ C'est à mon gré ce qui lui sied le mieulx;
+ Elle en pourroit les chemins et les lieux
+ Où elle passé à plaisir inciter;
+ Et si ennuy me venoit contrister
+ Tant que par mort fust ma vie abbatue,
+ Il me fauldroit pour me resusciter
+ Que ce rys la duguel elle me tue.'
+
+ 'How fair those locks which now the light wind stirs!
+ What eyes she has, and what a perfect arm!
+ And yet methinks that little laugh of hers&mdash;
+ That little laugh&mdash;is still her crowning charm.
+ Where'er she passes, countryside or town,
+ The streets make festa and the fields rejoice.
+ Should sorrow come, as 'twill, to cast me down,
+ Or Death, as come he must, to hush my voice,
+ Her laugh would wake me just as now it thrills me&mdash;
+ That little, giddy laugh wherewith she kills me.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ 'Tis the very laugh of Millamant in <i>The Way of the World</i>! 'I would
+ rather,' cried Hazlitt, 'have seen Mrs. Abington's Millamant than any
+ Rosalind that ever appeared on the stage.' Such wishes are idle.
+ Hazlitt never saw Mrs. Abington's Millamant. I have seen Miss Ethel
+ Irving's Millamant, <i>dulce ridentem</i>, and it was that little giddy
+ laugh of hers that reminded me of Marot's Epigram and of Frederick
+ Locker's paraphrase. So do womanly charms endure from generation to
+ generation, and it is one of the duties of poets to record them.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1867 Mr. Locker published his <i>Lyra Elegantiarun. A Collection of
+ Some of the Best Specimens of Vers de Société and Vers d'Occasion in
+ the English Languages by Deceased Authors</i>. In his preface Locker gave
+ what may now be fairly called the 'classical' definition of the verses
+ he was collecting. '<i>Vers de société</i> and <i>vers d'occasion</i> should'
+ (so he wrote) 'be short, elegant, refined and fanciful, not seldom
+ distinguished by heightened sentiment, and often playful. The tone
+ should not be pitched high; it should be idiomatic and rather in the
+ conversational key; the rhythm should be crisp and sparkling, and the
+ rhyme frequent and never forced, while the entire poem should be
+ marked by tasteful moderation, high finish and completeness; for
+ however trivial the subject-matter may be&mdash;indeed, rather in
+ proportion to its triviality, subordination to the rules of
+ composition and perfection of execution should be strictly enforced.
+ The definition may be further illustrated by a few examples of pieces,
+ which, from the absence of some of the foregoing qualities, or from
+ the excess of others, cannot be properly regarded as <i>vers de
+ société</i>, though they may bear a certain generic resemblance to that
+ species of poetry. The ballad of "John Gilpin," for example, is too
+ broadly and simply ludicrous; Swift's "Lines on the Death of
+ Marlborough," and Byron's "Windsor Poetics," are too savage and
+ truculent; Cowper's "My Mary" is far too pathetic; Herrick's lyrics to
+ "Blossoms" and "Daffodils" are too elevated; "Sally in our Alley" is
+ too homely and too entirely simple and natural; while the "Rape of the
+ Lock," which would otherwise be one of the finest specimens of <i>vers
+ de société</i> in any language, must be excluded on account of its
+ length, which renders it much too important.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ I have made this long quotation because it is an excellent example of
+ Mr. Locker's way of talking about poets and poetry, and of his
+ intimate, searching, and unaffected criticism.
+</p>
+<p>
+ <i>Lyra Elegantiarum</i> is a real, not a bookseller's collection. Mr.
+ Locker was a great student of verse. There was hardly a stanza of any
+ English poet, unless it was Spenser, for whom he had no great
+ affection, which he had not pondered over and clearly considered as
+ does a lawyer his cases. He delighted in a complete success, and
+ grieved over any lapse from the fold of metrical virtue, over any
+ ill-sounding rhyme or unhappy expression. The circulation of <i>Lyra
+ Elegantiarum</i> was somewhat interfered with by a 'copyright' question.
+ Mr. Locker had a great admiration for Landor's short poems, and
+ included no less than forty-one of them, which he chose with the
+ utmost care. Publishers are slow to perceive that the best chance of
+ getting rid of their poetical wares (and Landor was not popular) is to
+ have attention called to the artificer who produced them. The
+ Landorian publisher objected, and the <i>Lyra</i> had to be 'suppressed'&mdash;a
+ fine word full of hidden meanings. The second-hand booksellers, a wily
+ race, were quick to perceive the significance of this, and have for
+ more than thirty years obtained inflated prices for their early
+ copies, being able to vend them as possessing the <i>Suppressed Verses</i>.
+ There is a great deal of Locker in this collection. To turn its pages
+ is to renew intercourse with its editor.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1879 another little volume instinct with his personality came into
+ existence and made friends for itself. He called it <i>Patchwork</i>, and
+ to have given it any other name would have severely taxed his
+ inventiveness. It is a collection of stories, of <i>ana</i>, of quotations
+ in verse and prose, of original matter, of character-sketches, of
+ small adventures, of table-talk, and of other things besides, if other
+ things, indeed, there be. If you know <i>Patchwork</i> by heart you are
+ well equipped. It is intensely original throughout, and never more
+ original than when its matter is borrowed. Readers of <i>Patchwork</i> had
+ heard of Mr. Creevey long before Sir Herbert Maxwell once again let
+ that politician loose upon an unlettered society.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The book had no great sale, but copies evidently fell into the hands
+ of the more judicious of the pressmen, who kept it by their sides, and
+ every now and again
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Waled a portion with judicious care'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ for quotation in their columns. The <i>Patchwork</i> stories thus got into
+ circulation one by one. Kind friends of Mr. Locker's, who had been
+ told, or had discovered for themselves, that he was somewhat of a wag,
+ would frequently regale him with bits of his own <i>Patchwork</i>,
+ introducing them to his notice as something they had just heard, which
+ they thought he would like&mdash;murdering his own stories to give him
+ pleasure. His countenance on such occasions was a <i>rendezvous</i> of
+ contending emotions, a battlefield of rival forces. Politeness ever
+ prevailed, but it took all his irony and sad philosophy to hide his
+ pain. <i>Patchwork</i> is such a good collection of the kind of story he
+ liked best that it was really difficult to avoid telling him a story
+ that was <i>not</i> in it. I made the blunder once myself with a Voltairean
+ anecdote. Here it is as told in <i>Patchwork</i>: 'Voltaire was one day
+ listening to a dramatic author reading his comedy, and who said, "Ici
+ le chevalier rit!" He exclaimed: "Le chevalier est <i>bien</i> heureux!"' I
+ hope I told it fairly well. He smiled sadly, and said nothing, not
+ even <i>Et tu, Brute</i>!
+</p>
+<p>
+ In 1886 Mr. Locker printed for presentation a catalogue of his printed
+ books, manuscripts, autograph letters, drawings, and pictures. Nothing
+ of his own figures in this catalogue, and yet in a very real sense the
+ whole is his. Most of the books are dispersed, but the catalogue
+ remains, not merely as a record of rareties and bibliographical
+ details dear to the collector's heart, but as a token of taste. Just
+ as there is, so Wordsworth reminds us, 'a spirit in the woods,' so is
+ there still, brooding over and haunting the pages of the 'Rowfant
+ Catalogue,' the spirit of true connoisseurship. In the slender lists
+ of Locker's 'Works' this book must always have a place.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Frederick Locker died at Rowfant on May 30, 1895, leaving behind him,
+ carefully prepared for the press, a volume he had christened <i>My
+ Confidences: An Autographical Sketch addressed to My Descendants</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In due course the book appeared, and was misunderstood at first by
+ many. It cut a strange, outlandish figure among the crowd of casual
+ reminiscences it externally resembled. Glancing over the pages of <i>My
+ Confidences</i>, the careless library subscriber encountered the usual
+ number of names of well-known personages, whose appearance is supposed
+ by publishers to add sufficient zest to reminiscences to secure
+ for them a sale large enough, at any rate, to recoup the cost of
+ publication. Yet, despite these names, Mr. Locker's book is completely
+ unlike the modern memoir. Beneath a carefully-constructed, and
+ perhaps slightly artificially maintained, frivolity of tone, the book
+ is written in deadly earnest. Not for nothing did its author choose as
+ one of the mottoes for its title-page, 'Ce ne sont mes gestes que
+ j'écrie; c'est moy.' It may be said of this book, as of Senancour's
+ <i>Oberman</i>:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'A fever in these pages burns;
+ Beneath the calm they feign,
+ A wounded human spirit turns
+ Here on its bed of pain.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ The still small voice of its author whispers through <i>My Confidences</i>.
+ Like Montaigne's <i>Essays</i>, the book is one of entire good faith, and
+ strangely uncovers a personality.
+</p>
+<p>
+ As a tiny child Locker was thought by his parents to be very like Sir
+ Joshua Reynolds' picture of Puck, an engraving of which was in the
+ home at Greenwich Hospital, and certainly Locker carried to his
+ grave more than a suspicion of what is called Puckishness. In <i>My
+ Confidences</i> there are traces of this quality.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Clearly enough the author of <i>London Lyrics</i>, the editor of <i>Lyra
+ Elegantiarum</i>, of <i>Patchwork</i>, and the whimsical but sincere compiler
+ of <i>My Confidences</i> was more than a mere connoisseur, however much
+ connoisseurship entered into a character in which taste played so
+ dominant a part.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Stronger even than taste was his almost laborious love of kindness.
+ He really took too much pains about it, exposing himself to rebuffs
+ and misunderstandings; but he was not without his rewards. All
+ down-hearted folk, sorrowful, disappointed people, the unlucky, the
+ ill-considered, the <i>mésestimés</i>&mdash;those who found themselves condemned
+ to discharge uncongenial duties in unsympathetic society, turned
+ instinctively to Mr. Locker for a consolation, so softly administered
+ that it was hard to say it was intended. He had friends everywhere, in
+ all ranks of life, who found in him an infinity of solace, and for his
+ friends there was nothing he would not do. It seemed as if he could
+ not spare himself. I remember his calling at my chambers one hot day
+ in July, when he happened to have with him some presents he was in
+ course of delivering. Among them I noticed a bust of Voltaire and an
+ unusually lively tortoise, generally half-way out of a paper bag.
+ Wherever he went he found occasion for kindness, and his whimsical
+ adventures would fill a volume. I sometimes thought it would really be
+ worth while to leave off the struggle for existence, and gently to
+ subside into one of Lord Rowton's homes in order to have the pleasure
+ of receiving in my new quarters a first visit from Mr. Locker. How
+ pleasantly would he have mounted the stair, laden with who knows what
+ small gifts?&mdash;a box of mignonette for the window-sill, an old book or
+ two, as likely as not a live kitten, for indeed there was never an end
+ to the variety or ingenuity of his offerings! How felicitous would
+ have been his greeting! How cordial his compliments! How abiding the
+ sense of his unpatronizing friendliness! But it was not to be. One can
+ seldom choose one's pleasures.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In his <i>Patchwork</i> Mr. Locker quotes Gibbon's encomium on Charles
+ James Fox. Anyone less like Fox than Frederick Locker it might be hard
+ to discover, but fine qualities are alike wherever they are found
+ lodged; and if Fox was as much entitled as Locker to the full benefit
+ of Gibbon's praise, he was indeed a good fellow.
+</p>
+<p>
+ 'In his tour to Switzerland Mr. Fox gave me two days of free and
+ private society. He seemed to feel and even to envy the happiness of
+ my situation, while I admired the powers of a superior man as they are
+ blended in his character with the softness and simplicity of a child.
+ <i>Perhaps no human being was ever more perfectly exempted from the
+ taint of malevolence, vanity, and falsehood.</i>'
+</p>
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+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ OUR GREAT MIDDLE CLASS
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ The republication of Mr. Arnold's <i>Friendship's Garland</i> after an
+ interval of twenty-seven years may well set us all a-thinking. Here it
+ is, in startling facsimile&mdash;the white covers, destined too soon to
+ become black, the gilt device, the familiar motto. As we gazed upon
+ it, we found ourselves exclaiming, so vividly did it recall the past:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'It is we, it is we, who have changed.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ <i>Friendship's Garland</i> was a very good joke seven-and-twenty years
+ ago, and though some of its once luminous paint has been rubbed off,
+ and a few of its jests have ceased to effervesce, it is a good joke
+ still. Mr. Bottle's mind, qua mind; the rowdy Philistine Adolescens
+ Leo, Esq.; Dr. Russell, of the <i>Times</i>, mounting his war-horse; the
+ tale of how Lord Lumpington and the Rev. Esau Hittall got their
+ degrees at Oxford; and many another ironic thrust which made the
+ reader laugh 'while the hair was yet brown on his head,' may well make
+ him laugh still, 'though his scalp is almost hairless, and his
+ figure's grown convex.' Since 1871 we have learnt the answer to the
+ sombre lesson, 'What is it to grow old?' But, thank God! we can laugh
+ even yet.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The humour and high spirits of <i>Friendship's Garland</i> were, however,
+ but the gilding of a pill, the artificial sweetening of a nauseous
+ draught. In reality, and joking apart, the book is an indictment at
+ the bar of <i>Geist</i> of the English people as represented by its middle
+ class and by its full-voiced organ, the daily press. Mr. Arnold
+ invented Arminius to be the mouthpiece of this indictment, the
+ traducer of our 'imperial race,' because such blasphemies could not
+ artistically have been attributed to one of the number. He made
+ Arminius a Prussian because in those far-off days Prussia stood for
+ Von Humboldt and education and culture, and all the things Sir Thomas
+ Bazley and Mr. Miall were supposed to be without. Around the central
+ figure of Arminius the essentially playful fancy of Mr. Arnold grouped
+ other figures, including his own. What an old equity draughtsman would
+ call 'the charging parts' of the book consist in the allegations that
+ the Government of England had been taken out of the hands of an
+ aristocracy grown barren of ideas and stupid beyond words, and
+ entrusted to a middle class without noble traditions, wretchedly
+ educated, full of <i>Ungeist</i>, with a passion for clap-trap, only
+ wanting to be left alone to push trade and make money; so ignorant as
+ to believe that feudalism can be abated without any heroic Stein, by
+ providing that in one insignificant case out of a hundred thousand,
+ land shall not follow the feudal law of descent; without a single
+ vital idea or sentiment or feeling for beauty or appropriateness; well
+ persuaded that if more trade is done in England than anywhere else, if
+ personal independence is without a check, and newspaper publicity
+ unbounded, that is, by the nature of things, to be great; misled every
+ morning by the magnificent <i>Times</i> or the 'rowdy' <i>Telegraph</i>;
+ desperately prone to preaching to other nations, proud of being able
+ to say what it likes, whilst wholly indifferent to the fact that it
+ has nothing whatever to say.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Such, in brief, is the substance of this most agreeable volume. Its
+ message was lightly treated by the grave and reverend seigniors of the
+ State. The magnificent <i>Times</i>, the rowdy <i>Telegraph</i>, continued to
+ preach their gospels as before; but for all that Mr. Arnold found an
+ audience fit, though few, and, of course, he found it among the people
+ he abused. The barbarians, as he called the aristocracy, were not
+ likely to pay heed to a professor of poetry. Our working classes
+ were not readers of the <i>Pall Mall Gazette</i> or purchasers of
+ four-and-sixpenny tracts bound in white cloth. No; it was the middle
+ class, to whom Mr. Arnold himself belonged, who took him to honest
+ hearts, stuck his photograph upon their writing-tables, and sounded
+ his praises so loudly that his fame even reached the United States of
+ America, where he was promptly invited to lecture, an invitation he
+ accepted. But for the middle classes Mr. Arnold would have had but a
+ poor time of it. They did not mind being insulted; they overlooked
+ exaggeration; they pardoned ignorance&mdash;in a word, they proved
+ teachable. Yet, though meek in spirit, they have not yet inherited the
+ earth; indeed, there are those who assert that their chances are gone,
+ their sceptre for ever buried. It is all over with the middle-class.
+ Tuck up its muddled head! Tie up its chin!
+</p>
+<p>
+ A rabble of bad writers may now be noticed pushing their vulgar way
+ along, who, though born and bred in the middle classes, and disfigured
+ by many of the very faults Mr. Arnold deplored, yet make it a test of
+ their membership, an 'open sesame' to their dull orgies, that all
+ decent, sober-minded folk, who love virtue, and, on the whole, prefer
+ delicate humour to sickly lubricity, should be labelled 'middle
+ class.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Politically, it cannot but be noticed that, for good or for ill, the
+ old middle-class audience no longer exists in its integrity. The
+ crowds that flocked to hear Cobden and Bright, that abhorred slavery,
+ that cheered Kossuth, that hated the income-tax, are now watered down
+ by a huge population who do not know, and do not want to know, what
+ the income-tax is, but who do want to know what the Government is
+ going to do for them in the matter of shorter hours, better wages, and
+ constant employment. Will the rabble, we wonder, prove as teachable as
+ the middle class? Will they consent to be told their faults as meekly?
+ Will they buy the photograph of their physician, or heave half a brick
+ at him? It remains to be seen. In the meantime it would be a mistake
+ to assume that the middle class counts for nothing, even at an
+ election. As to ideas, have we got any new ones since 1871? 'To be
+ consequent and powerful,' says Arminius, 'men must be bottomed on some
+ vital idea or sentiment which lends strength and certainty to their
+ action.' There are those who tell us that we have at last found this
+ vital idea in those conceptions of the British Empire which Mr.
+ Chamberlain so vigorously trumpets. To trumpet a conception is hardly
+ a happy phrase, but, as Mr. Chamberlain plays no other instrument, it
+ is forced upon me. Would that we could revive Arminius, to tell us
+ what he thinks of our new Ariel girdling the earth with twenty Prime
+ Ministers, each the choicest product of a self-governing and
+ deeply-involved colony. Is it a vital or a vulgar idea? Is it merely a
+ big theory or really a great one? Is it the ornate beginning of a
+ Time, or but the tawdry ending of a period? At all events, it is an
+ idea unknown to Arminius von Thunder-Ten-Tronckh, and we ought to be,
+ and many are, thankful for it.
+</p>
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+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ TAR AND WHITEWASH
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ I am, I confess it, hard to please. If a round dozen of Bad Women, all
+ made in England too, does not satisfy me, what will? What ails the
+ fellow at them? Yet was I at first dissatisfied, and am, therefore,
+ glad to notice that whilst I was demurring and splitting hairs the
+ great, generous public was buying the <i>Lives of Twelve Bad Women</i>, by
+ Arthur Vincent, and putting it into a second edition. This is as it
+ should be. When the excellent Dean Burgon dubbed his dozen biographies
+ <i>Twelve Good Men</i>, it probably never occurred to him that the title
+ suggested three companion volumes; but so it did, and two of them,
+ <i>Twelve Bad Men</i> and <i>Twelve Bad Women</i>, have made their appearance. I
+ still await, with great patience, <i>Twelve Good Women</i>. Twelve was the
+ number of the Apostles. Had it not been, one might be tempted to ask,
+ Why twelve? But as there must be some limit to bookmaking, there is no
+ need to quarrel with an arithmetical limit.
+</p>
+<p>
+ My criticism upon the Dean's dozen was that they were not by any
+ means, all of them, conspicuously good men; for, to name one only, who
+ would call old Dr. Routh, the President of Magdalen, a particularly
+ good man? In a sense, all Presidents, Provosts, Principals, and
+ Masters of Colleges are good men&mdash;in fact, they must be so by the
+ statutes&mdash;but to few of them are given the special notes of goodness.
+ Dr. Routh was a remarkable man, a learned man, perhaps a pious
+ man&mdash;undeniably, when he came to die, an old man&mdash;but he was no better
+ than his colleagues. This weakness of classification has run all
+ through the series, and it is my real quarrel with it. I do not
+ understand the principle of selection. I did not understand the Dean's
+ test of goodness, nor do I understand Mr. Seccombe's or Mr. Vincent's
+ test of badness. What do we mean by a good man or a bad one, a good
+ woman or a bad one? Most people, like the young man in the song, are
+ 'not very good, nor yet very bad.' We move about the pastures of life
+ in huge herds, and all do the same things, at the same times, and for
+ the same reasons. 'Forty feeding like one.' Are we mean? Well, we have
+ done some mean things in our time. Are we generous? Occasionally we
+ are. Were we good sons or dutiful daughters? We have both honoured and
+ dishonoured our parents, who, in their turn, had done the same by
+ theirs. Do we melt at the sight of misery? Indeed we do. Do we forget
+ all about it when we have turned the corner? Frequently that is so. Do
+ we expect to be put to open shame at the Great Day of Judgment? We
+ should be terribly frightened of this did we not cling to the hope
+ that amidst the shocking revelations then for the first time made
+ public our little affairs may fail to attract much notice. Judged by
+ the standards of humanity, few people are either good or bad. 'I have
+ not been a great sinner,' said the dying Nelson; nor had he&mdash;he had
+ only been made a great fool of by a woman. Mankind is all tarred with
+ the same brush, though some who chance to be operated upon when the
+ brush is fresh from the barrel get more than their share of the tar.
+ The biography of a celebrated man usually reminds me of the outside of
+ a coastguardsman's cottage&mdash;all tar and whitewash. These are the two
+ condiments of human life&mdash;tar and whitewash&mdash;the faults and the
+ excuses for the faults, the passions and pettinesses that make us
+ occasionally drop on all fours, and the generous aspirations that at
+ times enable us, if not to stand upright, at least to adopt the
+ attitude of the kangaroo. It is rather tiresome, this perpetual game
+ of French and English going on inside one. True goodness and real
+ badness escape it altogether. A good man does not spend his life
+ wrestling with the Powers of Darkness. He is victor in the fray, and
+ the most he is called upon to do is every now and again to hit his
+ prostrate foe a blow over the costard just to keep him in his place.
+ Thus rid of a perpetual anxiety, the good man has time to grow in
+ goodness, to expand pleasantly, to take his ease on Zion. You can see
+ in his face that he is at peace with himself&mdash;that he is no longer at
+ war with his elements. His society, if you are fond of goodness, is
+ both agreeable and medicinal; but if you are a bad man it is hateful,
+ and you cry out with Mr. Love-lust in Bunyan's Vanity Fair: 'Away with
+ him. I cannot endure him; he is for ever condemning my way.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Not many of Dean Burgon's biographies reached this standard. The
+ explanation, perhaps, is that the Dean chiefly moved in clerical
+ circles where excellence is more frequently to be met with than
+ goodness.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In the same way a really bad man is one who has frankly said, 'Evil,
+ be thou my good.' Like the good man, though for a very different
+ reason, the bad one has ceased to make war with the devil. Finding a
+ conspiracy against goodness going on, the bad man joins it, and thus,
+ like the good man, is at peace with himself. The bad man is bent upon
+ his own way, to get what he wants, no matter at what cost. Human
+ lives! What do they matter? A woman's honour! What does that matter?
+ Truth and fidelity! What are they? To know what you want, and not to
+ mind what you pay for it, is the straight path to fame, fortune, and
+ hell-fire. Careers, of course, vary; to dominate a continent or to
+ open a corner shop as a pork-butcher's, plenty of devilry may go to
+ either ambition. Also, genius is a rare gift. It by no means follows
+ that because you are a bad man you will become a great one; but to be
+ bad, and at the same time unsuccessful, is a hard fate. It casts a
+ little doubt upon a man's badness if he does not, at least, make a
+ little money. It is a poor business accompanying badness on to a
+ common scaffold, or to see it die in a wretched garret. That was one
+ of my complaints with Mr. Seccombe's Twelve Bad Men. Most of them came
+ to violent ends. They were all failures.
+</p>
+<p>
+ But I have kept these twelve ladies waiting a most unconscionable
+ time. Who are they? There are amongst them four courtesans: Alice
+ Perrers, one of King Edward III.'s misses; Barbara Villiers, one of
+ King Charles II.'s; Mrs. Mary Anne Clarke, who had to be content with
+ a royal Duke; and Mrs. Con Phillips. Six members of the criminal
+ class: Alice Arden, Moll Cutpurse, Jenny Diver, Elizabeth Brownrigg,
+ Elizabeth Canning, and Mary Bateman; and only two ladies of title,
+ Frances Howard, Countess of Somerset, and Elizabeth Chudleigh, Duchess
+ of Kingston. Of these twelve bad women one-third were executed, Alice
+ Arden being burnt at Canterbury, Jenny Diver and Elizabeth Brownrigg
+ being hung at Tyburn, and Mary Bateman suffering the same fate at
+ Leeds. Elizabeth Canning was sentenced to seven years' transportation,
+ and, indeed, if their biographers are to be believed, all the other
+ ladies made miserable ends. There is nothing triumphant about their
+ badness. Even from the point of view of this world they had better
+ have been good. In fact, squalor is the badge of the whole tribe. Some
+ of them, probably&mdash;Elizabeth Brownrigg, for example&mdash;were mad. This
+ last-named poor creature bore sixteen children to a house-painter and
+ plasterer, and then became a parish mid-wife, and only finally a
+ baby-farmer. Her cruelty to her apprentices had madness in every
+ detail. To include her in this volume was wholly unnecessary. She
+ lives but in George Canning's famous parody on Southey's sonnet to the
+ regicide Marten.
+</p>
+<p>
+ With those sentimentalists who maintain that all bad people are mad I
+ will have no dealings. It is sheer nonsense; lives of great men all
+ remind us it is sheer nonsense. Some of our greatest men have been
+ infernal scoundrels&mdash;pre-eminently bad men&mdash;with nothing mad about
+ them, unless it be mad to get on in the world and knock people about
+ in it.
+</p>
+<p>
+ <i>Twelve Bad Women</i> contains much interesting matter, but, on the
+ whole, it is depressing. It seems very dull to be bad. Perhaps the
+ editor desired to create this impression; if so, he has succeeded.
+ Hannah More had fifty times more fun in her life than all these
+ courtesans and criminals put together. The note of jollity is
+ entirely absent. It was no primrose path these unhappy women
+ traversed, though that it led to the everlasting bonfire it were
+ unchristian to doubt. The dissatisfaction I confessed to at the
+ beginning returns upon me as a cloud at the end; but, for all that, I
+ rejoice the book is in a second edition, and I hope soon to hear it is
+ in a third, for it has a moral tendency.
+</p>
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+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ ITINERARIES
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ Anyone who is teased by the notion that it would be pleasant to be
+ remembered, in the sense of being read, after death, cannot do better
+ to secure that end than compose an Itinerary and leave it behind him
+ in manuscript, with his name legibly inscribed thereon. If an honest
+ bit of work, noting distances, detailing expenses, naming landmarks,
+ moors, mountains, harbours, docks, buildings&mdash;indeed, anything which,
+ as lawyers say, savours of realty&mdash;and but scantily interspersed with
+ reflections, and with no quotations, why, then, such a piece of work,
+ however long publication may be delayed&mdash;and a century or two will not
+ matter in the least&mdash;cannot fail, whenever it is printed, to attract
+ attention, to excite general interest and secure a permanent hold in
+ every decent library in the kingdom.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Time cannot stale an Itinerary. <i>Iter, Via, Actus</i> are words of pith
+ and moment. Stage-coaches, express trains, motor-cars, have written,
+ or are now writing, their eventful histories over the face of these
+ islands; but, whatever changes they have made or are destined to make,
+ they have left untouched the mystery of the road, although for the
+ moment the latest comer may seem injuriously to have affected its
+ majesty.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The Itinerist alone among authors is always sure of an audience. No
+ matter where, no matter when, he has but to tell us how he footed it
+ and what he saw by the wayside, and we must listen. How can we help
+ it? Two hundred years ago, it may be, this Itinerist came through our
+ village, passed by the wall of our homestead, climbed our familiar
+ hill, and went on his way; it is perhaps but two lines and a half he
+ can afford to give us, but what lines they are! How different with
+ sermons, poems, and novels! On each of these is the stamp of the
+ author's age; sentiments, fashions, thoughts, faiths, phraseology, all
+ worn out&mdash;cold, dirty grate, where once there was a blazing fire.
+ Cheerlessness personified! Leland's anti-Papal treatise in forty-five
+ chapters remains in learned custody&mdash;a manuscript; a publisher it will
+ never find. We still have Papists and anti-Papists; in this case the
+ fire still blazes, but the grates are of an entirely different
+ construction. Leland's treatise is out of date. But his <i>Itinerary</i> in
+ nine volumes, a favourite book throughout the eighteenth century,
+ which has graced many a bookseller's catalogue for the last hundred
+ years, and seldom without eliciting a purchaser&mdash;Leland's <i>Itinerary</i>
+ is to-day being reprinted under the most able editorship. The charm of
+ the road is irresistible. The <i>Vicar of Wakefield</i> is a delightful
+ book, with a great tradition behind it and a future still before it;
+ but it has not escaped the ravages of time, and I would, now, at all
+ events, gladly exchange it for Oliver Goldsmith's <i>Itinerary through
+ Germany with a Flute</i>!
+</p>
+<p>
+ Vain authors, publisher's men, may write as they like about
+ <i>Shakespeare's</i> country, or <i>Scott's</i> country, or <i>Carlyle's</i> country,
+ or <i>Crockett's</i> country, but&mdash;
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Oh, good gigantic smile of the brown old earth!'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ the land laughs at the delusions of the men who hurriedly cross its
+ surface.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Rydal and Fairfield are there,&mdash;
+ In the shadow Wordsworth lies dead.
+ So it is, so it will be for aye,
+ Nature is fresh as of old,
+ Is lovely, a mortal is dead.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ These reflections, which by themselves would be enough to sink even an
+ Itinerary, seemed forced upon me by the publication of <i>A Journey to
+ Edenborough in Scotland by Joseph Taylor, Late of the Inner Temple,
+ Esquire</i>. This journey was made two hundred years ago in the Long
+ Vacation of 1705, but has just been printed from the original
+ manuscript, under the editorship of Mr. William Cowan, by the
+ well-known Edinburgh bookseller, Mr. Brown, of Princes Street, to whom
+ all lovers of things Scottish already owe much.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Nobody can hope to be less known than this our latest Itinerist, for
+ not only is he not in the <i>Dictionary of National Biography</i>, but it
+ is at present impossible to say which of two Joseph Taylors he was.
+ The House of the Winged Horse has ever had Taylors on its roll, the
+ sign of the Middle Temple, a very fleecy sheep, being perhaps
+ unattractive to the clan, and in 1705 it so happened that not only
+ were there two Taylors, but two Joseph Taylors, entitled to write
+ themselves 'of the Inner Temple, Esquire.' Which was the Itinerist?
+ Mr. Cowan, going by age, thinks that the Itinerist can hardly have
+ been the Joseph Taylor who was admitted to the Inn in 1663, as in that
+ case he must have been at least fifty-eight when he travelled to
+ Edinburgh. For my part, I see nothing in the <i>Itinerary</i> to preclude
+ the possibility of its author having attained that age at the date of
+ its composition. I observe in the <i>Itinerary</i> references which point
+ to the Itinerist being a Kentish man, and he mentions more than once
+ his 'Cousin D'aeth.' Research among the papers of the D'aeths of
+ Knowlton Court, near Dover, might result in the discovery which of
+ these two Taylors really was the Itinerist. As nothing else is at
+ present known about either, the investigation could probably be made
+ without passion or party or even religious bias. It might be
+ best begun by Mr. Cowan telling us in whose custody he found the
+ manuscript, and how it came there. These statements should always
+ be made when old manuscripts are first printed.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The journey began on August 2, 1705. The party consisted of Mr. Taylor
+ and his two friends, Mr. Harrison and Mr. Sloman. They travelled on
+ horseback, and often had difficulties with the poor beast that carried
+ their luggage. They reached Edinburgh in the evening of August 31, and
+ left it on their return journey on September 8, and got home on the
+ 25th of the same month. The <i>Itinerary</i> concludes as follows:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'Thus we spent almost 2 months in a Journy of many 100 miles,
+ sometimes thro' very charming Countryes, and at other times over
+ desolate and Barren Mountaines, and yet met with no particular
+ misfortune in all the Time.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ I may say at once of these three Itinerists&mdash;Mr. Taylor, Mr. Harrison,
+ and Mr. Sloman&mdash;that they appear to have been thoroughly
+ commonplace, well behaved, occasionally hilarious Englishmen, ready to
+ endure whatever befell them, if unavoidable; accustomed to take their
+ ease in their inn and to turn round and look at any pretty woman they
+ might chance to meet on their travels. Their first experience of what
+ the Itinerist calls 'the prodigies of Nature,' 'at once an occasion
+ both of Horrour and Admiration,' was in the Peak Country 'described in
+ poetry by the ingenious Mr. Cotton.' This part of the world they 'did'
+ with something of the earnestness of the modern tourist. But I hardly
+ think they enjoyed themselves. The 'prodigious' caverns and strange
+ petrifactions shocked them; 'nothing can be more terrible or shocking
+ to Nature.' Mam Tor, with its 1,710 feet, proved very impressive, 'a
+ vast high mountain reaching to the very clouds.' This gloom of the
+ Derbyshire hills and stony valleys was partially dispelled for our
+ travellers by a certain 'fair Gloriana' they met at Buxton, with whom
+ they had great fun, 'so much the greater, because we never expected
+ such heavenly enjoyments in so desolate a country.' If it be on
+ susceptibilities of this nature that Mr. Cowan rests his case for
+ thinking that the Itinerist can hardly have attained 'the blasted
+ antiquity' of fifty-eight, we must think Mr. Cowan a trifle hasty, or
+ a very young man, perhaps under forty, which is young for an editor.
+</p>
+<p>
+ After describing, somewhat too much like an auctioneer, the splendours
+ of Chatsworth, 'a Paradise in the deserts of Arabia,' the Itinerist
+ proceeds on his way north through Nottingham to Belvoir Castle, where
+ 'my Lord Rosses Gentleman (to whom Mr. Harrison was recommended)
+ entertained us by his Lordship's command with good wine and the best
+ of malt liquors which the cellar abounds with'; the pictures in the
+ Long Gallery were shown them by 'my Lord himself.' At Doncaster, 'a
+ neat market-town which consists only in one long street,' they had
+ some superlative salmon just taken out of the river. By Knaresborough
+ Spaw, where they drank the waters and had icy cold baths, and dined at
+ the ordinary with a parson whose conversation startled the propriety
+ of the Templar, the travellers made their way to York, and for the
+ first and last time a few pages of <i>Guide Book</i> are improperly
+ introduced. Then on to Scarborough.
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'The next morning early we left Scarborough and travelled through a
+ dismall road, particularly near Robins Hood Bay; we were obliged to
+ lead our horses, and had much ado to get down a vast craggy
+ mountain which lyes within a quarter of a mile of it. The Bay is
+ about a mile broad, and inhabited by poor fishermen. We stopt to
+ taste some of their liquor and discourse with them. They told us
+ the French privateers came into the Very Bay and took 2 of their
+ Vessels but the day before, which were ransom'd for £25 a piece. We
+ saw a great many vessels lying upon the Shore, the masters not
+ daring to venture out to sea for fear of undergoing the same fate.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ We boast too readily of our inviolate shores.
+</p>
+<p>
+ A curious description is given of the Duke of Buckingham's alum works
+ near Whitby. The travellers then procured a guide, and traversed 'the
+ vast moors which lye between Whitby and Gisborough.' The civic
+ magnificence of Newcastle greatly struck our travellers, who, happier
+ than their modern successors, were able to see the town miles off. The
+ Itinerist quotes with gusto the civic proverb that the men of
+ Newcastle pay nothing for the Way, the Word, or the Water, 'for the
+ Ministers of Religion are maintained, the streets paved, and the
+ Conduits kept up at the publick charge.' A disagreeable account is
+ given of the brutishness of the people employed in the salt works at
+ Tynemouth. At Berwick the travellers got into trouble with the sentry,
+ but the mistake was rectified with the captain of the guard over '2
+ bowles of punch, there being no wine in the town.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ Scotland was now in sight, and the travellers became grave, as
+ befitted the occasion. They were told that the journey that lay before
+ them was extremely dangerous, that 'twould be difficult to escape with
+ their lives, much less (ominous words) without 'the distemper of the
+ country.' But Mr. Taylor, Mr. Harrison, and Mr. Sloman were as brave
+ as Mr. Pickwick, and they would on. 'Yet notwithstanding all these sad
+ representations, we resolv'd to proceed and stand by one another to
+ the last.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ What the Itinerists thought of Scotland when they got there is not for
+ me to say. I was once a Scottish member.
+</p>
+<p>
+ They arrived in Edinburgh at a great crisis in Scottish history. They
+ saw the Duke of Argyll, as Queen Anne's Lord High Commissioner, go to
+ the Parliament House in this manner:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'First a coach and six Horses for his Gentlemen, then a Trumpet,
+ then his own coach with six white horses, which were very fine,
+ being those presented by King William to the Duke of Queensbury,
+ and by him sold to the Duke of Argyle for £300; next goes a troop
+ of Horse Guards, cloathed like my Lord of Oxford's Regiment, but
+ the horses are of several colours; and the Lord Chancellor and the
+ Secretary of State, and the Lord Chief Justice Clerk, and other
+ officers of State close the cavalcade in coaches and six horses.
+ Thus the Commissioner goes and returns every day.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ The Itinerists followed the Duke and his procession into the
+ Parliament House, and heard debated the great question&mdash;the greatest
+ of all possible questions for Scotland&mdash;whether this magnificence
+ should cease, whether there should be an end of an auld sang&mdash;in
+ short, whether the proposed Act of Union should be proceeded with. By
+ special favour, our Itinerists had leave to stand upon the steps of
+ the throne, and witnessed a famous fiery and prolonged debate, the
+ Duke once turning to them and saying, <i>sotto voce</i>, 'It is now
+ deciding whether England and Scotland shall go together by the ears.'
+ How it was decided we all know, and that it was wisely decided no one
+ doubts; yet, when we read our Itinerist's account of the Duke's coach
+ and horses, and the cavalcade that followed him, and remember that
+ this was what happened every day during the sitting of the Parliament,
+ and must not be confounded with the greater glories of the first day
+ of a Parliament, when every member, be he peer, knight of the shire,
+ or burgh member, had to ride on horseback in the procession, it is
+ impossible not to feel the force of Miss Grisel Dalmahoy's appeal in
+ the <i>Heart of Midlothian</i>, she being an ancient sempstress, to Mr.
+ Saddletree, the harness-maker:
+</p>
+<blockquote>
+ 'And as for the Lords of States ye suld mind the riding o' the
+ Parliament in the gude auld time before the Union. A year's rent o'
+ mony a gude estate gaed for horse-graith and harnessing, forby
+ broidered robes and foot-mantles that wad hae stude by their lane
+ with gold and brocade, and that were muckle in my ain line.'
+</blockquote>
+<p>
+ The graphic account of a famous debate given by, Taylor is worth
+ comparing with the <i>Lockhart Papers</i> and Hill Burton. The date is a
+ little troublesome. According to our Itinerist, he heard the
+ discussion as to whether the Queen or the Scottish Parliament should
+ nominate the Commissioners. Now, according to the histories, this
+ all-important discussion began and ended on September 1, but our
+ Itinerist had only arrived in Edinburgh the night before the first,
+ and gives us to understand that he owed his invitation to be present
+ to the fact that whilst in Edinburgh he and his friends had had the
+ honour to have several lords and members of Parliament to dine, and
+ that these guests informed him 'of the grand day when the Act was to
+ be passed or rejected.' The Itinerist's account is too particular&mdash;for
+ he gives the result of the voting&mdash;to admit of any possibility of a
+ mistake, and he describes how several of the members came afterwards
+ to his lodgings, and, so he writes, 'embraced us with all the outward
+ marks of love and kindness, and seemed mightily pleased at what was
+ done, and told us we should now be no more English and Scotch, but
+ Brittons.' In the matter of nomenclature, at all events, the promises
+ of the Union have not been carried out.
+</p>
+<p>
+ After September 1 the Parliament did not meet till the 4th, when an
+ Address was passed to the Queen, but apparently without any repetition
+ of debate. So it really is a little difficult to reconcile the dates.
+ Perhaps Itinerists are best advised to keep off public events.
+</p>
+<p>
+ How our travellers escaped the 'national distemper' and journeyed
+ home by Ecclefechan, Carlisle, Shap Fell, Liverpool, Chester,
+ Coventry, and Warwick must be read in the <i>Journey</i> itself, which,
+ though it only occupies 182 small pages, is full of matter and even
+ merriment; in fact, it is an excellent itinerary.
+</p>
+<a name="2H_4_25"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ EPITAPHS
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ Epitaphs, if in rhyme, are the real literature of the masses. They
+ need no commendation and are beyond all criticism. A Cambridge don, a
+ London bus-driver, will own their charm in equal measure. Strange
+ indeed is the fascination of rhyme. A commonplace hitched into verse
+ instantly takes rank with Holy Scripture. This passion for poetry, as
+ it is sometimes called, is manifested on every side; even tradesmen
+ share it, and as the advertisements in our newspapers show, are
+ willing to pay small sums to poets who commend their wares in verse.
+ The widow bereft of her life's companion, the mother bending over an
+ empty cradle, find solace in thinking what doleful little scrag of
+ verse shall be graven on the tombstone of the dead. From the earliest
+ times men have sought to squeeze their loves and joys, their sorrows
+ and hatreds, into distichs and quatrains, and to inscribe them
+ somewhere, on walls or windows, on sepulchral urns and gravestones, as
+ memorials of their pleasure or their pain.
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Hark! how chimes the passing bell&mdash;
+ There's no music to a knell;
+ All the other sounds we hear
+ Flatter and but cheat our ear.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ So wrote Shirley the dramatist, and so does he truthfully explain the
+ popularity of the epitaph as distinguished from the epigram. Who ever
+ wearies of Martial's 'Erotion'?&mdash;
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Hic festinata requiescit Erotion umbra,
+ Crimine quam fati sexta peremit hiems.
+ Quisquis eris nostri post me regnator agelli
+ Manibus exiguis annua justa dato.
+ Sic lare perpetuo, sic turba sospite, solus
+ Flebilis in terra sit lapis iste tua'&mdash;
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ so prettily Englished by Leigh Hunt:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Underneath this greedy stone
+ Lies little sweet Erotion,
+ Whom the Fates with hearts as cold
+ Nipped away at six years old.
+ Those, whoever thou may'st be,
+ That hast this small field after me,
+ Let the yearly rites be paid
+ To her little slender shade;
+ So shall no disease or jar
+ Hurt thy house or chill thy Lar,
+ But this tomb be here alone
+ The only melancholy stone.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ Our English epitaphs are to be found scattered up and down our country
+ churchyards&mdash;'uncouth rhymes,' as Gray calls them, yet full of the
+ sombre philosophy of life. They are fast becoming illegible, worn out
+ by the rain that raineth every day, and our prim, present-day parsons
+ do not look with favour upon them, besides which&mdash;to use a clumsy
+ phrase&mdash;besides which most of our churchyards are now closed against
+ burials, and without texts there can be no sermons:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'I'll stay and read my sermon here,
+ And skulls and bones shall be my text.
+ * * * *
+ Here learn that glory and disgrace,
+ Wisdom and Folly, pass away,
+ That mirth hath its appointed space,
+ That sorrow is but for a day;
+ That all we love and all we hate,
+ That all we hope and all we fear,
+ Each mood of mind, each turn of fate,
+ Must end in dust and silence here.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ The best epitaphs are the grim ones. Designed, as epitaphs are, to
+ arrest and hold in their momentary grasp the wandering attention and
+ languid interest of the passer-by, they must hit him hard and at once,
+ and this they can only do by striking some very responsive chord, and
+ no chords are so immediately responsive as those which relate to death
+ and, it may be, judgment to come.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Mr. Aubrey Stewart, in his interesting <i>Selection of English Epigrams
+ and Epitaphs</i>, published by Chapman and Hall, quotes an epitaph from a
+ Norfolk churchyard which I have seen in other parts of the country.
+ The last time I saw it was in the Forest of Dean. It is admirably
+ suited for the gravestone of any child of very tender years, say four:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'When the Archangel's trump shall blow
+ And souls to bodies join,
+ Many will wish their lives below
+ Had been as short as mine.'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ It is uncouth, but it is warranted to grip.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Frequently, too, have I noticed how constantly the attention is
+ arrested by Pope's well-known lines from his magnificent 'Verses to
+ the Memory of an Unfortunate Lady,' which are often to be found on
+ tombstones:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'So peaceful rests without a stone and name
+ What once had beauty, titles, wealth, and fame.
+ How loved, how honoured once avails thee not,
+ To whom related or by whom begot.
+ A heap of dust alone remains of thee;
+ 'Tis all thou art and all the proud shall be.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ I wish our modern poetasters who deny Pope's claim to be a poet no
+ worse fate than to lie under stones which have engraved upon them the
+ lines just quoted, for they will then secure in death what in life was
+ denied them&mdash;the ear of the public.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Next to the grim epitaph, I should be disposed to rank those which
+ remind the passer-by of his transitory estate. In different parts of
+ the country&mdash;in Cumberland and Cornwall, in Croyland Abbey, in
+ Llangollen Churchyard, in Melton Mowbray&mdash;are to be found lines more
+ or less resembling the following:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Man's life is like unto a winter's day,
+ Some break their fast and so depart away,
+ Others stay dinner then depart full fed,
+ The longest age but sups and goes to bed.
+ O reader, there behold and see
+ As we are now, so thou must be.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ The complimentary epitaph seldom pleases. To lie like a tombstone has
+ become a proverb. Pope's famous epitaph on Newton:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Nature and Nature's laws lay hid in night,
+ God said, Let Newton be! and all was light.'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ is hyperbolical and out of character with the great man it seeks to
+ honour. It was intended for Westminster Abbey. I rejoice at the
+ preference given to prose Latinity.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The tender and emotional epitaphs have a tendency to become either
+ insipid or silly. But Herrick has shown us how to rival Martial:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'UPON A CHILD THAT DIED.
+
+ Here she lies a pretty bud
+ Lately made of flesh and blood;
+ Who as soon fell fast asleep
+ As her little eyes did peep.
+ Give her strewings, but not stir
+ The earth that lightly covers her.'
+</pre>
+<p>
+ Mr. Dodd, the editor of the admirable volume called <i>The
+ Epigrammatists</i>, published in Bohn's Standard Library, calls these
+ lines a model of simplicity and elegance. So they are, but they are
+ very vague. But then the child was very young. Erotion, one must
+ remember, was six years old. Ben Jonson's beautiful epitaph on S.P., a
+ child of Queen Elizabeth's Chapel, beginning,
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Weep with me all you that read
+ This little story;
+ And know for whom the tear you shed
+ Death's self is sorry,'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ is fine poetry, but it is not life or death as plain people know those
+ sober realities. The flippant epitaph is always abominable. Gay's, for
+ example:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Life is a jest, and all things show it.
+ I thought so once, but now I know it.'
+</pre>
+<p class="noindent">
+ But <i>does</i> he know it? Ay, there's the rub! The note of Christianity
+ is seldom struck in epitaphs. There is a deep-rooted paganism in the
+ English people which is for ever bubbling up and asserting itself in
+ the oddest of ways. Coleridge's epitaph for himself is a striking
+ exception:
+</p>
+<pre>
+ 'Stop, Christian passer-by! stop, child of God,
+ And read with gentle breast, Beneath this sod
+ A poet lies, or that which once seemed he.
+ O lift one thought in prayer for S.T.C,
+ That he who many a year with toil of breath
+ Found death in life, may here find life in death!
+ Mercy for praise&mdash;to be forgiven for fame,
+ He ask'd and hoped through Christ. Do thou the same.'
+</pre>
+<a name="2H_4_26"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ 'HANSARD'
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ 'Men are we, and must mourn when e'en the shade of that which once was
+ great has passed away.' This quotation&mdash;which, in obedience to the
+ prevailing taste, I print as prose&mdash;was forced upon me by reading in
+ the papers an account of some proceedings in a sale-room in Chancery
+ Lane last Tuesday, <a name="16"></a> <a href="#note-16"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a> when the entire stock and copyright of
+ <i>Hansard's Parliamentary History and Debates</i> were exposed for sale,
+ and, it must be added, to ridicule. Yet 'Hansard' was once a name to
+ conjure with. To be in it was an ambition&mdash;costly, troublesome, but
+ animating; to know it was, if not a liberal education, at all events
+ almost certain promotion; whilst to possess it for your very own was
+ the outward and visible sign of serious statesmanship. No wonder that
+ unimaginative men still believed that <i>Hansard</i> was a property with
+ money in it. Is it not the counterpart of Parliament, its dark and
+ majestic shadow thrown across the page of history? As the pious
+ Catholic studies his <i>Acta Sanctorum</i>, so should the constitutionalist
+ love to pore over the <i>ipsissima verba</i> of Parliamentary gladiators,
+ and read their resolutions and their motions. Where else save in the
+ pages of <i>Hansard</i> can we make ourselves fully acquainted with the
+ history of the Mother of Free Institutions? It is, no doubt, dull, but
+ with the soberminded a large and spacious dulness like that of
+ <i>Hansard's Debates</i> is better than the incongruous chirpings of the
+ new 'humourists.' Besides, its dulness is exaggerated. If a reader
+ cannot extract amusement from it the fault is his, not <i>Hansard's</i>.
+ But, indeed, this perpetual talk of dulness and amusement ought not to
+ pass unchallenged. Since when has it become a crime to be dull? Our
+ fathers were not ashamed to be dull in a good cause. We are ashamed,
+ but without ceasing to be dull.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ But it is idle to argue with the higgle of the market. 'Things are
+ what they are,' said Bishop Butler in a passage which has lost its
+ freshness; that is to say, they are worth what they will fetch. 'Why,
+ then, should we desire to be deceived?' The test of truth remains
+ undiscovered, but the test of present value is the auction mart. Tried
+ by this test, it is plain that <i>Hansard</i> has fallen upon evil days.
+ The bottled dreariness of Parliament is falling, falling, falling. An
+ Elizabethan song-book, the original edition of Gray's <i>Elegy</i>, or
+ <i>Peregrine Pickle</i>, is worth more than, or nearly as much as, the 458
+ volumes of <i>Hansard's Parliamentary Debates</i>. Three complete sets were
+ sold last Tuesday; one brought £110, the other two but £70 each. And
+ yet it is not long ago since a <i>Hansard</i> was worth three times as
+ much. Where were our young politicians? There are serious men on both
+ sides of the House. Men of their stamp twenty years ago would not have
+ been happy without a <i>Hansard</i> to clothe their shelves with dignity
+ and their minds with quotations. But these young men were not bidders.
+</p>
+<p>
+ As the sale proceeded, the discredit of <i>Hansard</i> became plainer and
+ plainer. For the copyright, including, of course, the goodwill of the
+ name&mdash;the right to call yourself 'Hansard' for years to come&mdash;not a
+ penny was offered, and yet, as the auctioneer feelingly observed, only
+ eighteen months ago it was valued at £60,000. The cold douche of the
+ auction mart may brace the mind, but is apt to lower the price of
+ commodities of this kind. Then came incomplete and unbound sets, with
+ doleful results. For forty copies of the 'Indian Debates' for 1889
+ only a penny a copy was offered. It was rumoured that the bidder
+ intended, had he been successful, to circulate the copies amongst the
+ supporters of a National Council for India; but his purpose was
+ frustrated by the auctioneer, who, mindful of the honour of the
+ Empire, sorrowfully but firmly withdrew the lot, and proceeded to the
+ next, amidst the jeers of a thoroughly demoralized audience. But this
+ subject why pursue? It is, for the reason already cited at the
+ beginning, a painful one. The glory of <i>Hansard</i> has departed for
+ ever. Like a new-fangled and sham religion, it began in pride and
+ ended in a police-court, instead of beginning in a police-court and
+ ending in pride, which is the now well-defined course of true
+ religion.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The fact that nobody wants <i>Hansard</i> is not necessarily a rebuff to
+ Parliamentary eloquence, yet these low prices jump with the times and
+ undoubtedly indicate an impatience of oratory. We talk more than our
+ ancestors, but we prove our good faith by doing it very badly. We have
+ no Erskines at the Bar, but trials last longer than ever. There are
+ not half a dozen men in the House of Commons who can make a speech,
+ properly so called, but the session is none the shorter on that
+ account. <i>Hansard's Debates</i> are said to be dull to read, but there is
+ a sterner fate than reading a dull debate: you may be called upon to
+ listen to one. The statesmen of the time must be impervious to
+ dulness; they must crush the artist within them to a powder. The new
+ people who have come bounding into politics and are now claiming their
+ share of the national inheritance are not orators by nature, and will
+ never become so by culture; but they mean business, and that is well.
+ Caleb Garth and not George Canning should be the model of the virtuous
+ politician of the future.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<a name="note-16"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#16">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> March 8, 1902.
+</p>
+
+<a name="2H_4_27"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ CONTEMPT OF COURT
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ The late Mr. Carlyle has somewhere in his voluminous but well-indexed
+ writings a highly humorous and characteristic passage in which he,
+ with all his delightful gusto, dilates upon the oddity of the scene
+ where a withered old sinner perched on a bench, quaintly attired in
+ red turned up with ermine, addresses another sinner in a wooden pew,
+ and bids him be taken away and hung by the neck until he is dead; and
+ how the sinner in the pew, instead of indignantly remonstrating with
+ the sinner on the bench, 'Why, you cantankerous old absurdity, what
+ are you about taking my life like that?' usually exhibits signs of
+ great depression, and meekly allows himself to be conducted to his
+ cell, from whence in due course he is taken and throttled according to
+ law.
+</p>
+<p>
+ This situation described by Carlyle is doubtless mighty full of
+ humour; but, none the less, were any prisoner at the bar to adopt
+ Craigenputtock's suggestion, he would only add to the peccadillo of
+ murder the grave offence of contempt of court, which has been defined
+ 'as a disobedience to the court, an opposing or despising the
+ authority, justice, and dignity thereof.'
+</p>
+<p>
+ The whole subject of Contempt is an interesting and picturesque one,
+ and has been treated after an interesting and picturesque yet accurate
+ and learned fashion by a well-known lawyer, in a treatise <a name="17"></a> <a href="#note-17"><small><sup>1</sup></small></a> which
+ well deserves to be read not merely by the legal practitioner, but by
+ the student of constitutional law and the nice observer of our manners
+ and customs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ An ill-disposed person may exhibit contempt of court in divers
+ ways&mdash;for example, he may scandalize the the court itself, which may
+ be done not merely by the extreme measure of hurling missiles at the
+ presiding judge, or loudly contemning his learning or authority, but
+ by ostentatiously reading a newspaper in his presence, or laughing
+ uproariously at a joke made by somebody else. Such contempts,
+ committed as they are <i>in facie curiae</i>, are criminal offences, and
+ may be punished summarily by immediate imprisonment without the right
+ of appeal. It speaks well both for the great good sense of the judges
+ and for the deep-rooted legal instincts of our people that such
+ offences are seldom heard of. It would be impossible nicely to define
+ what measure of freedom of manners should be allowed in a court of
+ justice, which, as we know, is neither a church nor a theatre, but, as
+ a matter of practice, the happy mean between an awe-struck and unmanly
+ silence and free-and-easy conversation is well preserved. The
+ practising advocate, to avoid contempt and obtain, if instructed so to
+ do, a hearing, must obey certain sumptuary laws, for not only must he
+ don the horsehair wig, the gown, and bands of his profession, but his
+ upper clothing must be black, nor should his nether garment be
+ otherwise than of sober hue. Mr. Oswald reports Mr. Justice Byles as
+ having once observed to the late Lord Coleridge whilst at the Bar: 'I
+ always listen with little pleasure to the arguments of counsel whose
+ legs are encased in light gray trousers.' The junior Bar is growing
+ somewhat lax in these matters. Dark gray coats are not unknown, and it
+ was only the other day I observed a barrister duly robed sitting in
+ court in a white waistcoat, apparently oblivious of the fact that
+ whilst thus attired no judge could possibly have heard a word he said.
+ However, as he had nothing to say, the question did not arise. It is
+ doubtless the increasing Chamber practice of the judges which has
+ occasioned this regrettable laxity. In Chambers a judge cannot
+ summarily commit for contempt, nor is it necessary or customary for
+ counsel to appear before him in robes. Some judges object to fancy
+ waistcoats in Chambers, but others do not. The late Sir James Bacon,
+ who was a great stickler for forensic propriety, and who, sitting in
+ court, would not have allowed a counsel in a white waistcoat to say a
+ word, habitually wore one himself when sitting as vacation judge in
+ the summer.
+</p>
+<p>
+ It must not be supposed that there can be no contempt out of court.
+ There can. To use bad language on being served with legal process is
+ to treat the court from whence such process issued with contempt. None
+ the less, considerable latitude of language on such occasions is
+ allowed. How necessary it is to protect the humble officers of the law
+ who serve writs and subpoenas is proved by the case of one Johns, who
+ was very rightly committed to the Fleet in 1772, it appearing by
+ affidavit that he had compelled the poor wretch who sought to serve
+ him with a subpoena to devour both the parchment and the wax seal of
+ the court, and had then, after kicking him so savagely as to make him
+ insensible, ordered his body to be cast into the river. No amount of
+ irritation could justify such conduct. It is no contempt to tear up
+ the writ or subpoena in the presence of the officer of the court,
+ because, the service once lawfully effected, the court is indifferent
+ to the treatment of its stationery; but such behaviour, though lawful,
+ is childish. To obstruct a witness on his way to give evidence, or to
+ threaten him if he does give evidence, or to tamper with the jury, are
+ all serious contempts. In short, there is a divinity which hedges a
+ court of justice, and anybody who, by action or inaction, renders the
+ course of justice more difficult or dilatory than it otherwise would
+ be, incurs the penalty of contempt. Consider, for example, the case of
+ documents and letters. Prior to the issue of a writ, the owner of
+ documents and letters may destroy them, if he pleases&mdash;the fact of his
+ having done so, if litigation should ensue on the subject to which the
+ destroyed documents related, being only matter for comment&mdash;but the
+ moment a writ is issued the destruction by a defendant of any document
+ in his possession relating to the action is a grave contempt, for
+ which a duchess was lately sent to prison. There is something majestic
+ about this. No sooner is the aid of a court of law invoked than it
+ assumes a seizin of every scrap of writing which will assist it in its
+ investigation of the matter at issue between the parties, and to
+ destroy any such paper is to obstruct the court in its holy task, and
+ therefore a contempt.
+</p>
+<p>
+ To disobey a specific order of the court is, of course, contempt. The
+ old Court of Chancery had a great experience in this aspect of the
+ question. It was accustomed to issue many peremptory commands; it
+ forbade manufacturers to foul rivers, builders so to build as to
+ obstruct ancient lights, suitors to seek the hand in matrimony of its
+ female wards, Dissenting ministers from attempting to occupy the
+ pulpits from which their congregations had by vote ejected them, and
+ so on through almost all the business of this mortal life. It was more
+ ready to forbid than to command; but it would do either if justice
+ required it. And if you persisted in doing what the Court of Chancery
+ told you not to do, you were committed; whilst if you refused to do
+ what it had ordered you to do, you were attached; and the difference
+ between committal and attachment need not concern the lay mind.
+</p>
+<p>
+ To pursue the subject further would be to plunge into the morasses of
+ the law where there is no footing for the plain man; but just a word
+ or two may be added on the subject of punishment for contempt. In old
+ days persons who were guilty of contempt <i>in facie curiae</i> had their
+ right hands cut off, and Mr. Oswald prints as an appendix to his book
+ certain clauses of an Act of Parliament of Henry VIII. which provide
+ for the execution of this barbarous sentence, and also (it must be
+ admitted) for the kindly after-treatment of the victim, who was to
+ have a surgeon at hand to sear the stump, a sergeant of the poultry
+ with a cock ready for the surgeon to wrap about the stump, a sergeant
+ of the pantry with bread to eat, and a sergeant of the cellar with a
+ pot of red wine to drink.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Nowadays the penalty for most contempts is costs. The guilty party in
+ order to purge his contempt has to pay all the costs of a motion to
+ commit and attach. The amount is not always inconsiderable, and when
+ it is paid it would be idle to apply to the other side for a pot of
+ red wine. They would only laugh at you. Our ancestors had a way of
+ mitigating their atrocities which robs the latter of more than half
+ their barbarity. Costs are an unmitigable atrocity.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+<a name="note-17"><!--Note--></a>
+<p class="fnote"><a href="#17">
+<sup><u>1</u></sup></a> <i>Contempt of Court, etc.</i> By J.F. Oswald, Q.C. London:
+ William Clowes and Sons, Limited.
+</p>
+
+<a name="2H_4_28"><!-- H2 anchor --></a>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h2>
+ 5 EDWARD VII., CHAPTER 12
+</h2>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p>
+ The appearance of this undebated Act of Parliament in the attenuated
+ volume of the Statutes of 1905 almost forces upon sensitive minds an
+ unwelcome inquiry as to what is the attitude proper to be assumed by
+ an emancipated but trained intelligence towards a decision of the
+ House of Lords, sitting judicially as the highest (because the last)
+ Court of Appeal.
+</p>
+<p>
+ So far as the <i>parties</i> to the litigation are concerned, the decision,
+ if of a final character, puts an end to the <i>lis</i>. Litigation must, so
+ at least it has always been assumed, end somewhere, and in these
+ realms it ends with the House of Lords. Higher you cannot go, however
+ litigiously minded.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In the vast majority of appeal cases a final appeal not only ends the
+ <i>lis</i>, but determines once for all the rights of the parties to the
+ subject-matter. The successful litigant leaves the House of Lords
+ quieted in his possession or restored to what he now knows to be his
+ own, conscious of a victory, final and complete; whilst the
+ unsuccessful litigant goes away exceeding sorrowful, knowing that his
+ only possible revenge is to file his petition in bankruptcy.
+</p>
+<p>
+ This, however, is not always so.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In August, 1904, the House of Lords decided in a properly constituted
+ <i>lis</i> that a particular ecclesiastical body in Scotland, somewhat
+ reduced in numbers, but existent and militant, was entitled to certain
+ property held in trust for the use and behoof of the Free Church of
+ Scotland. There is no other way of holding property than by a legal
+ title. Sometimes that title has been created by an Act of Parliament,
+ and sometimes it is a title recognised by the general laws and customs
+ of the realm, but a legal title it has got to be. Titles are never
+ matters of rhetoric, nor are they <i>jure divino</i>, or conferred in
+ answer to prayer; they are strictly legal matters, and it is the very
+ particular business of courts of law, when properly invoked, to
+ recognise and enforce them.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In the case I have in mind there were two claimants to the
+ subject-matter&mdash;the Free Church and the United Free Church&mdash;and the
+ House of Lords, after a great argle-bargle, decided that the property
+ in question belonged to the Free Church.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Thereupon the expected happened. A hubbub arose in Scotland and
+ elsewhere, and in consequence of the hubbub an Act of Parliament has
+ somewhat coyly made its appearance in the Statute Book (5 Edward VII.,
+ chapter 12) appointing and authorizing Commissioners to take away from
+ the successful litigant a certain portion of the property just
+ declared to be his, and to give it to the unsuccessful litigant.
+</p>
+<p>
+ The reasons alleged for taking away by statute from the Free Church
+ some of the property that belongs to it are that the Free Church is
+ not big enough to administer satisfactorily all the property it
+ possesses; and that the State may reasonably refuse to allow a
+ religious body to have more property than it can in the opinion of
+ State-appointed Commissioners usefully employ in the propagation of
+ its religion. Let the reasons be well noted. They have made their
+ appearance before in history. These were the reasons alleged by Henry
+ VIII. for the suppression of the smaller monasteries. The State,
+ having made up its mind to take away from the Free Church so much of
+ its property as the Commissioners may think it cannot usefully
+ administer, then proceeds, by this undebated Act of Parliament, to
+ give the overplus to the unsuccessful litigant, the United Free
+ Church. Why to them? It will never do to answer this question by
+ saying because it is always desirable to return lost property to its
+ true owner, since so to reply would be to give the lie direct to a
+ decision of the Final Court of Appeal on a question of property.
+</p>
+<p>
+ In the eye&mdash;I must not write the blind eye&mdash;of the law, this
+ parliamentary gift to the United Free Church is not a <i>giving back</i>
+ but an <i>original free gift</i> from the State by way of endowment to a
+ particular denomination of Presbyterian dissenters. In theory the
+ State could have done what it liked with so much of the property of
+ the Free Church as that body is not big enough to spend upon itself.
+ It might, for example, have divided it between Presbyterians
+ generally, or it might have left it to the Free Church to say who was
+ to be the disponee of its property.
+</p>
+<p>
+ As a matter of hard fact, the State had no choice in the matter. It
+ could not select, or let the Free Church select, the object of its
+ bounty. The public sense (a vague term) demanded that the United Free
+ Church should not be required to abide by the decision of the House of
+ Lords, but should have given to it whatever property could, under any
+ decent pretext of public policy and by Act of Parliament, be taken
+ away from the Free Church. If the pretext of the inability of the
+ Free Church to administer its own estate had not been forthcoming,
+ some other pretext must and would have been discovered.
+</p>
+<p>
+ Having regard, then, to 5 Edward VII., chapter 12, how ought one to
+ feel towards the decision of the House of Lords in the Scottish
+ Churches case? In public life you can usually huddle up anything, if
+ only all parties, for reasons, however diverse, of their own, are
+ agreed upon what is to be done. Like many another Act of Parliament, 5
+ Edward VII., chapter 12, was bought with a sum of money. Nobody, not
+ even Lord Robertson, really wanted to debate or discuss it, least of
+ all to discover the philosophy of it. But in an essay you can huddle
+ up nothing. At all hazards, you must go on. This is why so many
+ essayists have been burnt alive.
+</p>
+<p>
+ <i>First</i>.&mdash;Was the decision wrong? 'Yes' or 'No.' If it was right&mdash;
+</p>
+<p>
+ <i>Second</i>.&mdash;Was the law, in pursuance of which the decision was given,
+ so manifestly unjust as to demand, not the alteration of the law for
+ the future, but the passage through Parliament, <i>ex post facto</i>, of an
+ Act to prevent the decision from taking effect between the parties
+ according to its tenour?
+</p>
+<p>
+ <i>Third</i>.&mdash;Supposing the decision to be right, and the law it expounded
+ just and reasonable in general, was there anything in the peculiar
+ circumstances of the successful litigant, and in the sources from
+ which a considerable portion of the property was derived, to justify
+ Parliamentary interference and the provisions of 5 Edward VII.,
+ chapter 12?
+</p>
+<p>
+ <i>Number Three</i>, being the easiest way out of the difficulty, has been
+ adopted. The <i>decision</i> remains untouched, the <i>law</i> it expounds
+ remains unaltered&mdash;nothing has gone, except the <i>order</i> of the Final
+ Court giving effect to the untouched decision and to the unaltered
+ law. <i>That</i> has been tampered with for the reasons suggested in
+ <i>Number Three</i>.
+</p>
+<p>
+ John Locke was fond of referring questions to something he called 'the
+ bulk of mankind'&mdash;an undefinable, undignified, unsalaried body, of
+ small account at the beginning of controversies, but all-powerful at
+ their close.
+</p>
+<p>
+ My own belief is that eventually 'the bulk of mankind' will say
+ bluntly that the House of Lords went wrong in these cases, and that
+ the Act of Parliament was hastily patched up to avert wrong, and to
+ do substantial justice between the parties.
+</p>
+<p>
+ If asked, What can 'the bulk of mankind' know about law? I reply, with
+ great cheerfulness, 'Very little indeed.' But suppose that the
+ application of law to a particular <i>lis</i> requires precise and full
+ knowledge of all that happened during an ecclesiastical contest, and,
+ in addition, demands a grasp of the philosophy of religion, and the
+ ascertainment of true views as to the innate authority of a church and
+ the development of doctrine, would there be anything very surprising
+ if half a dozen eminent authorities in our Courts of Law and Equity
+ were to go wrong?
+</p>
+<p>
+ Between a frank admission of an incomplete consideration of a
+ complicated and badly presented case and such blunt <i>ex post facto</i>
+ legislation as 5 Edward VII., chapter 12, I should have preferred the
+ former. The Act is what would once have been called a dangerous
+ precedent. To-day precedents, good or bad, are not much considered. If
+ we want to do a thing, we do it, precedent or no precedent. So far we
+ have done so very little that the question has hardly arisen. If our
+ Legislature ever reassumes activity under new conditions, and in
+ obedience to new impulses, it may be discovered whether bad precedents
+ are dangerous or not.
+</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>
+ THE END
+</h3>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
+
+
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of In the Name of the Bodleian and Other Essays
+by Augustine Birrell
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+Title: In the Name of the Bodleian and Other Essays
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+Author: Augustine Birrell
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE BODLEIAN AND OTHERS ***
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+IN THE NAME OF THE BODLEIAN
+AND OTHER ESSAYS
+
+
+By
+
+AUGUSTINE BIRRELL
+
+
+HONORARY FELLOW OF TRINITY HALL, CAMBRIDGE
+
+
+_'Peace be with the soul of that charitable and courteous author who
+for the common benefit of his fellow-authors introduced the ingenious
+way of miscellaneous writing.'_--LORD SHAFTESBURY.
+
+
+LONDON
+
+1906
+
+
+
+
+AUTHOR'S NOTE
+
+The first paper appeared in the _Outlook_, New York, the one on Mr.
+Bradlaugh in the _Nineteenth Century_, and some of the others at
+different times in the _Speaker_.
+
+3, NEW SQUARE,
+LINCOLN'S INN.
+
+
+
+
+ CONTENTS
+
+ I. 'IN THE NAME OF THE BODLEIAN'
+ II. BOOKWORMS
+ III. CONFIRMED READERS
+ IV. FIRST EDITIONS
+ V. GOSSIP IN A LIBRARY
+ VI. LIBRARIANS AT PLAY
+ VII. LAWYERS AT PLAY
+ VIII. THE NON-JURORS
+ IX. LORD CHESTERFIELD
+ X. THE JOHNSONIAN LEGEND
+ XI. BOSWELL AS BIOGRAPHER
+ XII. OLD PLEASURE GARDENS
+ XIII. OLD BOOKSELLERS
+ XIV. A FEW WORDS ABOUT COPYRIGHT IN BOOKS
+ XV. HANNAH MORE ONCE MORE
+ XVI. ARTHUR YOUNG
+ XVII. THOMAS PAINE
+ XVIII. CHARLES BRADLAUGH
+ XIX. DISRAELI _EX RELATIONE_ SIR WILLIAM FRASER
+ XX. A CONNOISSEUR
+ XXI. OUR GREAT MIDDLE CLASS
+ XXII. TAR AND WHITEWASH
+ XXIII. ITINERARIES
+ XXIV. EPITAPHS
+ XXV. 'HANSARD'
+ XXVI. CONTEMPT OF COURT
+ XXVII. 5 EDWARD VII., CHAPTER 12
+
+
+
+
+'IN THE NAME OF THE BODLEIAN'
+
+
+With what feelings, I wonder, ought one to approach in a famous
+University an already venerable foundation, devoted by the last will
+and indented deed of a pious benefactor to the collection and housing
+of books and the promotion of learning? The Bodleian at this moment
+harbours within its walls well-nigh half a million of printed volumes,
+some scores of precious manuscripts in all the tongues, and has become
+a name famous throughout the whole civilized world. What sort of a
+poor scholar would he be whose heart did not beat within him when, for
+the first time, he found himself, to quote the words of 'Elia,' 'in
+the heart of learning, under the shadow of the mighty Bodley'?
+
+Grave questions these! 'The following episode occurred during one of
+Calverley's (then Blayds) appearances at "Collections," the Master
+(Dr. Jenkyns) officiating. _Question_: "And with what feelings, Mr.
+Blayds, ought we to regard the decalogue?" Calverley who had no very
+clear idea of what was meant by the decalogue, but who had a due sense
+of the importance both of the occasion and of the question, made the
+following reply: "Master, with feelings of devotion, mingled with
+awe!" "Quite right, young man; a very proper answer," exclaimed the
+Master.'[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: _Literary Remains of C.S. Calverley_, p. 31.]
+
+'Devotion mingled with awe' might be a very proper answer for me to
+make to my own questions, but possessing that acquaintance with the
+history of the most picturesque of all libraries which anybody can
+have who loves books enough to devote a dozen quiet hours of
+rumination to the pages of Mr. Macray's _Annals of the Bodleian
+Library_, second edition, Oxford, 'at the Clarendon Press, 1890,' I
+cannot honestly profess to entertain in my breast, with regard to it,
+the precise emotions which C.S.C. declared took possession of him when
+he regarded the decalogue. A great library easily begets affection,
+which may deepen into love; but devotion and awe are plants hard to
+rear in our harsh climate; besides, can it be well denied that there
+is something in a huge collection of the ancient learning, of
+mediaeval folios, of controversial pamphlets, and in the thick black
+dust these things so woefully collect, provocative of listlessness and
+enervation and of a certain Solomonic dissatisfaction? The two writers
+of modern times, both pre-eminently sympathetic towards the past, who
+have best described this somewhat melancholy and disillusioned frame
+of mind are both Americans: Washington Irving, in two essays in _The
+Sketch-Book_, 'The Art of Bookmaking' and 'The Mutability of
+Literature'; and Nathaniel Hawthorne, in many places, but notably in
+that famous chapter on 'The Emptiness of Picture Galleries,' in _The
+Marble Faun_.
+
+It is perhaps best not to make too great demands upon our slender
+stock of deep emotions, not to rhapsodize too much, or vainly to
+pretend, as some travellers have done, that to them the collections
+of the Bodleian, its laden shelves and precious cases, are more
+attractive than wealth, fame, or family, and that it was stern Fate
+that alone compelled them to leave Oxford by train after a visit
+rarely exceeding twenty-four hours in duration.
+
+Sir Thomas Bodley's Library at Oxford is, all will admit, a great and
+glorious institution, one of England's sacred places; and springing,
+as it did, out of the mind, heart, and head of one strong, efficient,
+and resolute man, it is matter for rejoicing with every honest
+gentleman to be able to observe how quickly the idea took root,
+how well it has thriven, by how great a tradition it has become
+consecrated, and how studiously the wishes of the founder in all their
+essentials are still observed and carried out.
+
+Saith the prophet Isaiah, 'The liberal deviseth liberal things; and by
+liberal things he shall stand.' The name of Thomas Bodley still stands
+all the world over by the liberal thing he devised.
+
+A few pages about this 'second Ptolemy' will be grudged me by none but
+unlettered churls.
+
+He was a west countryman, an excellent thing to be in England if you
+want backing through thick and thin, and was born in Exeter on March
+2nd, 1544--a most troublesome date. It seems our fate in the old home
+never to be for long quit of the religious difficulty--which is very
+hard upon us, for nobody, I suppose, would call the English a
+'religious' people. Little Thomas Bodley opened his eyes in a land
+distracted with the religious difficulty. Listen to his own words;
+they are full of the times: 'My father, in the time of Queen Mary,
+being noted and known to be an enemy to Popery, was so cruelly
+threatened and so narrowly observed by those that maliced his
+religion, that for the safeguard of himself and my mother, who was
+wholly affected as my father, he knew no way so secure as to fly into
+Germany, where after a while he found means to call over my mother
+with all his children and family, whom he settled for a time in Wesel
+in Cleveland. (For there, there were many English which had left their
+country for their conscience and with quietness enjoyed their meetings
+and preachings.) From thence he removed to the town of Frankfort,
+where there was in like sort another English congregation. Howbeit we
+made no longer tarriance in either of these two towns, for that my
+father had resolved to fix his abode in the city of Geneva.'
+
+Here the Bodleys remained 'until such time as our Nation was
+advertised of the death of Queen Mary and the succession of Elizabeth,
+with the change of religion which caused my father to hasten into
+England.'
+
+In Geneva young Bodley and his brothers enjoyed what now would be
+called great educational advantages. Small creature though he was, he
+yet attended, so he says, the public lectures of Chevalerius in
+Hebrew, Bersaldus in Greek, and of Calvin and Beza in Divinity. He
+had also 'domestical teachers,' and was taught Homer by Robert
+Constantinus, who was the author of a Greek lexicon, a luxury in those
+days.
+
+On returning to England, Bodley proceeded, not to Exeter College, as
+by rights he should have done, but to Magdalen, where he became a
+'reading man,' and graduated Bachelor of Arts in 1563. The next year
+he shifted his quarters to Merton, where he gave public lectures on
+Greek. In 1566 he became a Master of Arts, took to the study of
+natural philosophy, and three years later was Junior Proctor. He
+remained in residence until 1576, thus spending seventeen years in the
+University. In the last-mentioned year he obtained leave of absence to
+travel on the Continent, and for four years he pursued his studies
+abroad, mastering the French, Spanish, and Italian languages. Some
+short time after his return home he obtained an introduction to Court
+circles and became an Esquire to Queen Elizabeth, who seems to have
+entertained varying opinions about him, at one time greatly commending
+him and at another time wishing he were hanged--an awkward wish on
+Tudor lips. In 1588 Bodley married a wealthy widow, a Mrs. Ball, the
+daughter of a Bristol man named Carew. As Bodley survived his wife and
+had no children, a good bit of her money remains in the Bodleian to
+this day. Blessed be her memory! Nor should the names of Carew and
+Ball be wholly forgotten in this connection. From 1588 to 1596 Bodley
+was in the diplomatic service, chiefly at The Hague, where he did good
+work in troublesome times. On being finally recalled from The Hague,
+Bodley had to make up his mind whether to pursue a public life. He
+suffered from having too many friends, for not only did Burleigh
+patronize him, but Essex must needs do the same. No man can serve two
+masters, and though to be the victim of the rival ambitions of greater
+men than yourself is no uncommon fate, it is a currish one. Bodley
+determined to escape it, and to make for himself after a very
+different fashion a name _aere perennius_.
+
+ 'I resolved thereupon to possess my soul in peace all the residue
+ of my days, to take my full farewell of State employments, to
+ satisfy my mind with the mediocrity of worldly living that I had of
+ mine own, and so to retire me from the Court.'
+
+But what was he to do?
+
+ 'Whereupon, examining exactly for the rest of my life what course I
+ might take, and having sought all the ways to the wood to select
+ the most proper, I concluded at the last to set up my staff at the
+ Library door in Oxford, being thoroughly persuaded that in my
+ solitude and surcease from the Commonwealth affairs I could not
+ busy myself to better purpose than by reducing that place (which
+ then in every part lay ruined waste) to the publick use of
+ students.'
+
+It is pleasant to be admitted into the birth-chamber of a great idea
+destined to be translated into action. Bodley proceeds to state the
+four qualifications he felt himself to possess to do this great bit of
+work: first, the necessary knowledge of ancient and modern tongues and
+of 'sundry other sorts of scholastical literature'; second, purse
+ability; third, a great store of honourable friends; and fourth,
+leisure.
+
+Bodley's description of the state of the old library as lying in every
+part ruined and in waste was but too true.
+
+Richard of Bury, the book-loving Bishop of Durham, seems to have been
+the first donor of manuscripts on anything like a large scale to
+Oxford, but the library he founded was at Durham College, which stood
+where Trinity College now stands, and was in no sense a University
+library. The good Bishop, known to all book-hunters as the author of
+the _Philobiblon_, died in 1345, but his collection remained intact,
+subject to rules he had himself laid down, until the dissolution of
+the monasteries, when Durham College, which was attached to a
+religious house, was put up for sale, and its library, like so much
+else of good learning at this sad period, was dispersed and for the
+most part destroyed.
+
+Bodley's real predecessor, the first begetter of a University library,
+was Thomas Cobham, Bishop of Worcester, who in 1320 prepared a chamber
+above a vaulted room in the north-east corner of St. Mary's Church for
+the reception of the books he intended to bestow upon his University.
+When the Bishop of Worcester (as a matter of fact, he had once been
+elected Archbishop of Canterbury; but that is another story, as
+Laurence Sterne has said) died in 1327, it was discovered that he had
+by his will bequeathed his library to Oxford, but he was insolvent! No
+rich relict of a defunct Ball was available for a Bishop in those
+days. The executors found themselves without sufficient estate to pay
+for their testator's funeral expenses, even then the first charge upon
+assets. They are not to be blamed for pawning the library. A good
+friend redeemed the pledge, and despatched the books--all, of course,
+manuscripts--to Oxford. For some reason or another Oriel took them in,
+and, having become their bailee, refused to part with them, possibly
+and plausibly alleging that the University was not in a position to
+give a valid receipt. At Oriel they remained for ten years, when all
+of a sudden the scholars of the University, animated by their
+notorious affection for sound learning and a good 'row,' took Oriel by
+storm, and carried off the books in triumph to Bishop Cobham's room,
+where they remained in chests unread for thirty years. In 1367 the
+University by statute ratified and confirmed its title to the books,
+and published regulations for their use, but the quarrel with Oriel
+continued till 1409, when the Cobham Library was for the first time
+properly furnished and opened as a place for study and reference.
+
+The librarian of the old Cobham Library had an advantage over Mr.
+Nicholson, the Bodley librarian of to-day. Being a clerk in Holy
+Orders before the time when, in Bodley's own phrase, already quoted,
+we 'changed' our religion, he was authorized by the University to say
+masses for the souls of all dead donors of books, whether by gifts
+_inter vivos_ or by bequest.
+
+The first great benefactor of Cobham's Library was Duke Humphrey of
+Gloucester, the youngest son of Henry IV., and perhaps the most
+'pushful' youngest son in our royal annals. Though a dissipated and
+unprincipled fellow, he lives in history as 'the good Duke Humphrey,'
+because he had the sense to patronize learning, collect manuscripts,
+and enrich Universities. He began his gifts to Oxford as early, so say
+some authorities, as 1411, and continued his donations of manuscripts
+with such vivacity that the little room in St. Mary's could no longer
+contain its riches. Hence the resolution of the University in 1444 to
+build a new library over the Divinity School. This new room, which
+was completed in 1480, forms now the central portion of that great
+reading-room so affectionately remembered by thousands of still living
+students.
+
+Duke Humphrey's Library, as the new room was popularly called,
+continued to flourish and receive valuable accessions of manuscripts
+and printed books belonging to divinity, medicine, natural science,
+and literature until the ill-omened year 1550. Oxford has never loved
+Commissioners revising her statutes and reforming her schools, but
+the Commissioners of 1550 were worse than prigs, worse even than
+Erastians: they were barbarians and wreckers. They were deputed by
+King Edward VI., 'in the spirit of the Reformation,' to make an end of
+the Popish superstition. Under their hands the library totally
+disappeared, and for a long while the tailors and shoemakers and
+bookbinders of Oxford were well supplied with vellum, which they found
+useful in their respective callings. It was a hard fate for so
+splendid a collection. True it is that for the most part the contents
+of the library had been rescued from miserable ill-usage in the
+monasteries and chapter-houses where they had their first habitations,
+but at last they had found shelter over the Divinity School of a great
+University. There at least they might hope to slumber. But our
+Reformers thought otherwise. The books and manuscripts being thus
+dispersed or destroyed, a prudent if unromantic Convocation exposed
+for sale the wooden shelves, desks, and seats of the old library, and
+so made a complete end of the whole concern, thus making room for
+Thomas Bodley.
+
+On February 23, 1597/8, Thomas Bodley sat himself down in his London
+house and addressed to the Vice-Chancellor of his University a certain
+famous letter:
+
+ 'SIR,
+ 'Altho' you know me not as I suppose, yet for the farthering of an
+ offer of evident utilitie to your whole University I will not be
+ too scrupulous in craving your assistance. I have been alwaies of
+ a mind that if God of his goodness should make me able to do
+ anything for the benefit of posteritie, I would shew some token of
+ affiction that I have ever more borne to the studies of good
+ learning. I know my portion is too slender to perform for the
+ present any answerable act to my willing disposition, but yet to
+ notify some part of my desire in that behalf I have resolved thus
+ to deal. Where there hath been heretofore a public library in
+ Oxford which you know is apparent by the room itself remaining and
+ by your statute records, I will take the charge and cost upon me to
+ reduce it again to its former use and to make it fit and handsome
+ with seats and shelves and desks and all that may be needful to
+ stir up other mens benevolence to help to furnish it with books.
+ And this I purpose to begin as soon as timber can be gotten to the
+ intent that you may be of some speedy profit of my project. And
+ where before as I conceive it was to be reputed but a store of
+ books of divers benefactors because it never had any lasting
+ allowance for augmentation of the number or supply of books
+ decayed, whereby it came to pass that when those that were in being
+ were either wasted or embezzled, the whole foundation came to ruin.
+ To meet with that inconvenience, I will so provide hereafter (if
+ God do not hinder my present design) as you shall be still assured
+ of a standing annual rent to be disbursed every year in buying of
+ books, or officers stipends and other pertinent occasions, with
+ which provision and some order for the preservation of the place
+ and the furniture of it from accustomed abuses, it may perhaps in
+ time to come prove a notable treasure for the multitude of volumes,
+ an excellent benefit for the use and ease of students, and a
+ singular ornament of the University.'
+
+The letter does not stop here, but my quotation has already probably
+wearied most of my readers, though for my own part I am not ashamed to
+confess that I seldom tire of retracing with my own hand the
+_ipsissima verba_ whereby great and truly notable gifts have been
+bestowed upon nations or Universities or even municipalities for the
+advancement of learning and the spread of science. Bodley's language
+is somewhat involved, but through it glows the plain intention of an
+honest man.
+
+Convocation, we are told, embraced the offer with wonderful alacrity,
+and lost no time in accepting it in good Latin.
+
+From February, 1598, to January, 1613 (when he died), Bodley was happy
+with as glorious a hobby-horse as ever man rode astride upon. Though
+Bodley, in one of his letters, modestly calls himself a mere
+'smatterer,' he was, as indeed he had the sense to recognise,
+excellently well fitted to be a collector of books, being both a good
+linguist and personally well acquainted with the chief cities of the
+Continent and with their booksellers. He was thus able to employ
+well-selected agents in different parts of Europe to buy books on his
+account, which it was his pleasure to receive, his rapture to unpack,
+his pride to despatch in what he calls 'dry-fats'--that is,
+weather-tight chests--to Dr. James, the first Bodley librarian.
+Despite growing and painful infirmities (stone, ague, dropsy), Bodley
+never even for a day dismounted his hobby, but rode it manfully to the
+last. Nor had he any mean taint of nature that might have grudged
+other men a hand in the great work. The more benefactors there were,
+the better pleased was Bodley. He could not, indeed--for had he not
+been educated at Geneva and attended the Divinity Lectures of Calvin
+and Beza?--direct Dr. James to say masses for the souls of such donors
+of money or books as should die, but he did all a poor Protestant can
+do to tempt generosity: he opened and kept in a very public place in
+the library a great register-book, containing the names and titles of
+all benefactors. Bodley was always on the look-out for gifts and
+bequests from his store of honourable friends; and in the case of Sir
+Henry Savile he even relaxed the rule against lending books from the
+library, because, as he frankly admits to Dr. James, he had hopes
+(which proved well founded) that Sir Henry would not forget his
+obligations to the Bodleian.
+
+The library was formally opened on November 8, 1602, and then
+contained some 2,000 volumes. Two years later its founder was knighted
+by King James, who on the following June directed letters patent to be
+issued styling the library by the founder's name and licensing the
+University to hold land in mortmain for its maintenance. The most
+learned and by no means the most foolish of our Kings, this same James
+I., visited the Bodleian in May, 1605. Sir Thomas was not present.
+There it was that the royal pun was made that the founder's name
+should have been Godly and not Bodley. King James handled certain old
+manuscripts with the familiarity of a scholar, and is reported to have
+said, I doubt not with perfect sincerity, that were he not King James
+he would be an University man, and that were it his fate at any time
+to be a captive, he would wish to be shut up in the Bodleian and to be
+bound with its chains, consuming his days amongst its books as his
+fellows in captivity. Indeed, he was so carried away by the atmosphere
+of the place as to offer to present to the Bodleian whatever books Sir
+Thomas Bodley might think fit to lay hands upon in any of the royal
+libraries, and he kept this royal word so far as to confirm the gift
+under the Privy Seal. But there it seems to have stopped, for the
+Bodleian does not contain any volumes traceable to this source. The
+King's librarians probably obstructed any such transfer of books.
+
+Authors seem at once to have recognised the importance of the library,
+and to have made presentation copies of their works, and in 1605 we
+find Bacon sending a copy of his _Advancement of Learning_ to Bodley,
+with a letter in which he said: 'You, having built an ark to save
+learning from deluge, deserve propriety [ownership] in any new
+instrument or engine whereby learning should be improved or advanced.'
+The most remarkable letter Bodley ever wrote, now extant, is one to
+Bacon; but it has no reference to the library, only to the Baconian
+philosophy. We do not get many glimpses of Bodley's habits of life or
+ways of thinking, but there is no difficulty in discerning a
+strenuous, determined, masterful figure, bent during his later years,
+perhaps tyrannously bent, on effecting his object. He was not, we
+learn from a correspondent, 'hasty to write but when the posts do urge
+him, saying there need be no answer to your letters till more leisure
+breed him opportunity.' 'Words are women, deeds are men,' is another
+saying of his which I reprint without comment.
+
+By an indenture dated April 20, 1609, Bodley, after reciting how he
+had, out of his zealous affection to the advancement of learning,
+lately erected upon the ruins of the old decayed library of Oxford
+University 'a most ample, commodious, and necessary building, as well
+for receipt and conveyance of books as for the use and ease of
+students, and had already furnished the same with excellent writers on
+all sorts of sciences, arts, and tongues, not only selected out of his
+own study and store, but also of others that were freely conferred by
+many other men's gifts,' proceeded to grant to trustees lands and
+hereditaments in Berkshire and in the city of London for the purpose
+of forming a permanent endowment of his library; and so they, or the
+proceeds of sale thereof, have remained unto this day.
+
+Sir Thomas Bodley died on January 20, 1613, his last days being
+soothed by a letter he received from the Vice-Chancellor of Oxford
+University condoling his sickness and signifying how much the Heads of
+Houses, etc., prayed for his recovery. A cynical friend--not much of a
+friend, as we shall see--called John Chamberlain, was surprised to
+observe what pleasure this assurance gave to the dying man. 'Whereby,'
+writes Chamberlain to Sir Ralph Winwood, 'I perceive how much fair
+words work, as well upon wise men as upon others, for indeed it did
+affect him very much.'
+
+Bodley was rather put out in his last illness by the refusal of a
+Cambridge doctor, Batter, to come to see him, the doctor saying:
+'Words cannot cure him, and I can do nothing else for him.' There is
+an occasional curtness about Cambridge men that is hard but not
+impossible to reconcile with good feeling.
+
+Bodley's will gave great dissatisfaction to some of his friends,
+including this aforesaid John Chamberlain, and yet, on reading it
+through, it is not easy to see any cause for just complaint. Bodley's
+brother did not grumble, there were no children, Lady Bodley had died
+in 1611, and everybody who knew the testator must have known that the
+library would be (as it was) the great object of his bounty. What
+annoyed Chamberlain seems to be that, whilst he had (so he says,
+though I take leave to doubt it) put down Bodley for some trifle in
+his will, Bodley forgot to mention Chamberlain in his. There is always
+a good deal of human nature exhibited on these occasions. I will
+transcribe a bit of one of this gentleman's grumbling letters,
+written, one may be sure, with no view to publication, the day after
+Bodley's death:
+
+ 'Mr. Gent came to me this morning as it were to bemoan himself of
+ the little regard hath been had of him and others, and indeed for
+ ought I hear there is scant anybody pleased, but for the rest it
+ were no great matter if he had had more consideration or
+ commiseration where there was most need. But he was so carried away
+ with the vanity and vain-glory of his library, that he forgot all
+ other respects and duties, almost of Conscience, Friendship, or
+ Good-nature, and all he had was too little for that work. To say
+ the truth I never did rely much upon his conscience, but I thought
+ he had been more real and ingenuous. I cannot learn that he hath
+ given anything, no, not a good word nor so much as named any old
+ friend he had, but Mr. Gent and Thos. Allen, who like a couple of
+ Almesmen must have his best and second gown, and his best and
+ second cloak, but to cast a colour or shadow of something upon Mr.
+ Gent, he says he forgives him all he owed him, which Mr. Gent
+ protests is never a penny. I must intreat you to pardon me if I
+ seem somewhat impatient on his [_i.e._, Gent's] behalf, who hath
+ been so servile to him, and indeed such a perpetual servant, that
+ he deserved a better reward. Neither can I deny that I have a
+ little indignation for myself that having been acquainted with him
+ for almost forty years, and observed and respected him so much, I
+ should not be remembered with the value of a spoon, or a mourning
+ garment, whereas if I had gone before him (as poor a man as I am),
+ he should not have found himself forgotten.'[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: _Winwood's Memorials_, vol. iii., p. 429.]
+
+Bodley did no more by his will, which is dated January 2, 1613, and is
+all in his own handwriting, than he had bound himself to do in his
+lifetime, and I feel as certain as I can feel about anything that
+happened nearly 300 years ago, that Mr. Gent, of Gloucester Hall, did
+owe Bodley money, though, as many another member of the University of
+Oxford has done with his debts, he forgot all about it.
+
+The founder of the Bodleian was buried with proper pomp and
+circumstance in the chapel of Merton College on March 29, 1613. Two
+Latin orations were delivered over his remains, one, that of John
+Hales (the ever-memorable), a Fellow of Merton, being of no
+inconsiderable length. After all was over, those who had mourning
+weeds or 'blacks' retired, with the Heads of Houses, to the refectory
+of Merton and had a funeral dinner bestowed upon them, 'amounting to
+the sum of L100,' as directed by the founder's will.
+
+The great foundation of Sir Thomas Bodley has, happily for all of us,
+had better fortune than befell the generous gifts of the Bishops of
+Durham and Worcester. The Protestant layman has had the luck, not the
+large-minded prelates of the old religion. Even during the Civil War
+Bodley's books remained uninjured, at all events by the Parliament
+men. 'When Oxford was surrendered [June 24, 1646], the first thing
+General Fairfax did was to set a good guard of soldiers to preserve
+the Bodleian Library. 'Tis said there was more hurt done by the
+Cavaliers [during their garrison] by way of embezzling and cutting of
+chains of books than there was since. He was a lover of learning, and
+had he not taken this special care that noble library had been utterly
+destroyed, for there were ignorant senators enough who would have been
+contented to have it so' (see Macray, p. 101).
+
+Oliver Cromwell, while Lord Protector, presented to the library
+twenty-two Greek manuscripts he had purchased, and, what is more, when
+Bodley's librarian refused the Lord Protector's request to allow the
+Portugal Ambassador to borrow a manuscript, sending instead of the
+manuscript a copy of the statutes forbidding loans, Oliver commended
+the prudence of the founder, and subsequently made the donation just
+mentioned.
+
+A great wave of generosity towards this foundation was early
+noticeable. The Bodleian got hold of men's imaginations. In those days
+there were learned men in all walks of life, and many more who, if not
+learned, were endlessly curious. The great merchants of the city of
+London instructed their agents in far lands to be on the look-out for
+rare things, and transmit them home to find a resting-place in
+Bodley's buildings. All sorts of curiosities found their way
+there--crocodiles, whales, mummies, and black negro-boys in spirits.
+The Ashmolean now holds most of them; the negro-boy has been
+conveniently lost.
+
+In 1649 the total of 2,000 printed books had risen to more than
+12,000--viz., folios, 5,889; quartos, 2,067; octavos, 4,918; whilst of
+manuscripts there were 3,001. One of the first gifts in money came
+from Sir Walter Raleigh, who in 1605 gave L50, whilst among the early
+benefactors of books and manuscripts it were a sin not to name the
+Earl of Pembroke, Archbishop Laud (one of the library's best friends),
+Robert Burton (of the _Anatomy of Melancholy_), Sir Kenelm Digby, John
+Selden, Lord Fairfax, Colonel Vernon, and Barlow, Bishop of Lincoln.
+No nobler library exists in the world than the Bodleian, unless it be
+in the Vatican at Rome. The foundation of Sir Thomas Bodley, though of
+no antiquity, shines with unrivalled splendour in the galaxy of Oxford
+
+ 'Amidst the stars that own another birth.'
+
+I must not say, being myself a Cambridge man, that the Bodleian
+dominates Oxford, yet to many an English, American, and foreign
+traveller to that city, which, despite railway-stations and motor-cars
+and the never-ending villas and perambulators of the Banbury Road,
+still breathes the charm of an earlier age, the Bodleian is the
+pulsing heart of the University. Colleges, like ancient homesteads,
+unless they are yours, never quite welcome you, though ready enough to
+receive with civility your tendered meed of admiration. You wander
+through their gardens, and pace their quadrangles with no sense of
+co-ownership; not for you are their clustered memories. In the
+Bodleian every lettered heart feels itself at home.
+
+Bodley drafted with his own hand the first statutes or rules to be
+observed in his library. Speaking generally, they are wise rules. One
+mistake, indeed, he made--a great mistake, but a natural one. Let him
+give his own reasons:
+
+ 'I can see no good reason to alter my rule for excluding such books
+ as Almanacks, Plays, and an infinite number that are daily printed
+ of very unworthy matters--handling such books as one thinks both
+ the Keeper and Under-Keeper should disdain to seek out, to deliver
+ to any man. Haply some plays may be worthy the keeping--but hardly
+ one in forty.... This is my opinion, wherein if I err I shall err
+ with infinite others; and the more I think upon it, the more it
+ doth distaste me that such kinds of books should be vouchsafed room
+ in so noble a library.'[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: See correspondence in _Reliquiae Bodleianae_, London,
+ 1703.]
+
+'Baggage-books' was the contemptuous expression elsewhere employed to
+describe this 'light infantry' of literature--_Belles Lettres_, as it
+is now more politely designated.
+
+One play in forty is liberal measure, but who is to say out of the
+forty plays which is the one worthy to be housed in a noble library?
+The taste of Vice-Chancellors and Heads of Houses, of keepers and
+under-keepers of libraries--can anybody trust it? The Bodleian is
+entitled by imperial statutes to receive copies of all books published
+within the realm, yet it appears, on the face of a Parliamentary
+return made in 1818, that this 'noble library' refused to find room
+for Ossian, the favourite poet of Goethe and Napoleon, and labelled
+Miss Edgeworth's _Parent's Assistant_ and Miss Hannah More's _Sacred
+Dramas_ 'Rubbish.' The sister University, home though she be of nearly
+every English poet worth reading, rejected the _Siege of Corinth_,
+though the work of a Trinity man; would not take in the _Thanksgiving
+Ode_ of Mr. Wordsworth, of St. John's College; declined Leigh Hunt's
+_Story of Rimini_; vetoed the _Headlong Hall_ of the inimitable
+Peacock, and, most wonderful of all, would have nothing to say to
+Scott's _Antiquary_, being probably disgusted to find that a book with
+so promising a title was only a novel.
+
+Now this is altered, and everything is collected in the Bodleian,
+including, so I am told, Christmas-cards and bills of fare.
+
+Bodley's rule has proved an expensive one, for the library has been
+forced to buy at latter-day prices 'baggage-books' it could have got
+for nothing.
+
+Another ill-advised regulation got rid of duplicates. Thus, when the
+third Shakespeare Folio appeared in 1664, the Bodleian disposed of its
+copy of the First Folio. However, this wrong was righted in 1821,
+when, under the terms of Edmund Malone's bequest, the library once
+again became the possessor of the edition of 1623. Quite lately the
+original displaced Folio has been recovered.
+
+Against lending books Bodley was adamant, and here his rule prevails.
+It is pre-eminently a wise one. The stealing of books, as well as the
+losing of books, from public libraries is a melancholy and ancient
+chapter in the histories of such institutions; indeed, there is too
+much reason to believe that not a few books in the Bodleian itself
+were stolen to start with. But the long possession by such a
+foundation has doubtless purged the original offence. In the National
+Library in Paris is at least one precious manuscript which was stolen
+from the Escurial. There are volumes in the British Museum on which
+the Bodleian looks with suspicion, and _vice versa_. But let sleeping
+dogs lie. Bodley would not give the divines who were engaged upon a
+bigger bit of work even than his library--the translation of the Bible
+into that matchless English which makes King James's version our
+greatest literary possession--permission to borrow 'the one or two
+books' they wished to see.
+
+Bodley's Library has sheltered through three centuries many queer
+things besides books and strangely-written manuscripts in old tongues;
+queerer things even than crocodiles, whales, and mummies--I mean the
+librarians and sub-librarians, janitors, and servants. Oddities many
+of them have been. Honest old Jacobites, non-jurors, primitive
+thinkers, as well as scandalously lazy drunkards and illiterate dogs.
+An old foundation can afford to have a varied experience in these
+matters.
+
+One of the most original of these originals was the famous Thomas
+Hearne, an 'honest gentleman'--that is, a Jacobite--and one whose
+collections and diaries have given pleasure to thousands. He was
+appointed janitor in 1701, and sub-librarian in 1712, but in 1716,
+when an Act of Parliament came into operation which imposed a fine of
+L500 upon anyone who held any public office without taking the oath of
+allegiance to the Hanoverians, Hearne's office was taken away from
+him; but he shared with his King over the water the satisfaction of
+accounting himself still _de jure_, and though he lived till 1735,
+he never failed each half-year to enter his salary and fees as
+sub-librarian as being still unpaid. He was perhaps a little spiteful
+and vindictive, but none the less a fine old fellow. I will write down
+as specimens of his humour a prayer of his and an apology, and then
+leave him alone. His prayer ran as follows:
+
+ 'O most gracious and merciful Lord God, wonderful in Thy
+ Providence, I return all possible thanks to Thee for the care Thou
+ hast always taken of me. I continually meet with most signal
+ instances of this Thy Providence, and one act yesterday, _when I
+ unexpectedly met with three old manuscripts_, for which in a
+ particular manner I return my thanks, beseeching Thee to continue
+ the same protection to me, a poor helpless sinner, and that for
+ Jesus Christ his sake' (_Aubrey's Letters_, i. 118).
+
+His apology, which I do not think was actually published, though kept
+in draft, was after this fashion:
+
+ 'I, Thomas Hearne, A.M. of the University of Oxford, having ever
+ since my matriculation followed my studies with as much application
+ as I have been capable of, and having published several books for
+ the honour and credit of learning, and particularly for the
+ reputation of the foresaid University, am very sorry that by my
+ declining to say anything but what I knew to be true in any of my
+ writings, and especially in the last book I published entituled,
+ &c, I should incur the displeasure of any of the Heads of Houses,
+ and as a token of my sorrow for their being offended at truth, I
+ subscribe my name to this paper and permit them to make what use of
+ it they please.'
+
+Leaping 140 years, an odd tale is thus lovingly recorded of another
+sub-librarian, the Rev. A. Hackman, who died in 1874:
+
+ 'During all the time of his service in the library (thirty-six
+ years) he had used as a cushion in his plain wooden armchair a
+ certain vellum-bound folio, which by its indented side, worn down
+ by continual pressure, bore testimony to the use to which it had
+ been put. No one had ever the curiosity to examine what the book
+ might be, but when, after Hackman's departure from the library, it
+ was removed from its resting-place of years, some amusement was
+ caused by finding that the chief compiler of the last printed
+ catalogue had omitted from his catalogue the volume on which he
+ sat, of which, too, though of no special value, there was no other
+ copy in the library' (Macray, p. 388A).
+
+The spectacle in the mind's eye of this devoted sub-librarian and
+sound divine sitting on the vellum-bound folio for six-and-thirty
+years, so absorbed in his work as to be oblivious of the fact that he
+had failed to include in what was his _magnum opus_, the Great
+Catalogue, the very book he was sitting upon, tickles the midriff.
+
+Here I must bring these prolonged but wholly insufficient observations
+to a very necessary conclusion. Not a word has been said of the great
+collection of bibles, or of the unique copies of the Koran and the
+Talmud and the _Arabian Nights_, or of the Dante manuscripts, or of
+Bishop Tanner's books (many bought on the dispersion of Archbishop
+Sancroft's great library), which in course of removal by water from
+Norwich to Oxford fell into the river and remained submerged for
+twenty hours, nor of many other splendid benefactions of a later date.
+
+One thing only remains, not to be said, but to be sent round--I mean
+the hat. Ignominious to relate, this glorious foundation stands in
+need of money. Shade of Sir Thomas Bodley, I invoke thy aid to loosen
+the purse-strings of the wealthy! The age of learned and curious
+merchants, of high-spirited and learning-loving nobles, of
+book-collecting bishops, of antiquaries, is over. The Bodleian cannot
+condescend to beg. It is too majestical. But I, an unauthorized
+stranger, have no need to be ashamed.
+
+Especially rich is this great library in _Americana_, and America
+suggests multi-millionaires. The rich men of the United States have
+been patriotically alive to the first claims of their own richly
+endowed universities, and long may they so continue; but if by any
+happy chance any one of them should accidentally stumble across an odd
+million or even half a million of dollars hidden away in some casual
+investment he had forgotten, what better thing could he do with it
+than send it to this, the most famous foundation of his Old Home? It
+would be acknowledged by return of post in English and in Latin, and
+the donor's name would be inscribed, not indeed (and this is a
+regrettable lapse) in that famous old register which Bodley provided
+should always be in a prominent place in his library, but in the
+Annual Statement of Accounts now regularly issued. To be associated
+with the Bodleian is to share its fame and partake of the blessing it
+has inherited. 'The liberal deviseth liberal things; and by liberal
+things he shall stand.'
+
+
+
+BOOKWORMS
+
+
+Great is bookishness and the charm of books. No doubt there are times
+and seasons in the lives of most reading men when they rebel against
+the dust of libraries and kick against the pricks of these monstrously
+accumulated heaps of words. We all know 'the dark hour' when the
+vanity of learning and the childishness of merely literary things are
+brought home to us in such a way as almost to avail to put the pale
+student out of conceit with his books, and to make him turn from his
+best-loved authors as from a friend who has outstayed his welcome,
+whose carriage we wish were at the door. In these unhappy moments we
+are apt to call to mind the shrewd men we have known, who have been
+our blithe companions on breezy fells, heathery moor, and by the
+stream side, who could neither read nor write, or who, at all events,
+but rarely practised those Cadmean arts. Yet they could tell the time
+of day by the sun, and steer through the silent night by the stars;
+and each of them had--as Emerson, a very bookish person, has said--a
+dial in his mind for the whole bright calendar of the year. How racy
+was their talk; how wise their judgments on men and things; how well
+they did all that at the moment seemed worth doing; how universally
+useful was their garnered experience--their acquired learning! How
+wily were these illiterates in the pursuit of game--how ready in an
+emergency! What a charm there is about out-of-door company! Who would
+not sooner have spent a summer's day with Sir Walter's humble friend,
+Tom Purday, than with Mr. William Wordsworth of Rydal Mount! It is, we
+can only suppose, reflections such as these that make country
+gentlemen and farmers the sworn foes they are of education and the
+enemies of School Boards.
+
+I only indicate this line of thought to condemn it. Such temptations
+come from below. Great, we repeat, is bookishness and the charm of
+books. Even the writings, the ponderous writings, of that portentous
+parson, the Rev. T.F. Dibdin, with all their lumbering gaiety and
+dust-choked rapture over first editions, are not hastily to be sent
+packing to the auction-room. Much red gold did they cost us, these
+portly tomes, in bygone days, and on our shelves they shall remain
+till the end of our time, unless our creditors intervene--were it only
+to remind us of years when our enthusiasms were pure though our tastes
+may have been crude.
+
+Some years ago Mr. Blades, the famous printer and Caxtonist, published
+in vellum covers a small volume which he christened _The Enemies of
+Books_. It made many friends, and now a revised and enlarged version
+in comely form, adorned with pictures, and with a few prefatory words
+by Dr. Garnett, has made its appearance. Mr. Blades himself has left
+this world for a better one, where--so piety bids us believe--neither
+fire nor water nor worm can despoil or destroy the pages of heavenly
+wisdom. But the book-collector must not be caught nursing mere
+sublunary hopes. There is every reason to believe that in the realms
+of the blessed the library, like that of Major Ponto, will be small
+though well selected. Mr. Blades had, as his friend Dr. Garnett
+observes, a debonair spirit--there was nothing fiery or controversial
+about him. His attitude towards the human race and its treatment of
+rare books was rather mournful than angry. For example, under the head
+of 'Fire,' he has occasion to refer to that great destruction of books
+of magic which took place at Ephesus, to which St. Luke has called
+attention in his Acts of the Apostles. Mr. Blades describes this
+holocaust as righteous, and only permits himself to say in a kind of
+undertone that he feels a certain mental disquietude and uneasiness at
+the thought of the loss of more than L18,000 worth of books, which
+could not but have thrown much light (had they been preserved) on
+many curious questions of folk-lore. Personally, I am dead against the
+burning of books. A far worse, because a corrupt, proceeding, was the
+scandalously horrid fate that befell the monastic libraries at our
+disgustingly conducted, even if generally beneficent, Reformation. The
+greedy nobles and landed gentry, who grabbed the ancient foundations
+of the old religion, cared nothing for the books they found cumbering
+the walls, and either devoted them to vile domestic uses or sold them
+in shiploads across the seas. It may well be that the monks--fine,
+lusty fellows!--cared more for the contents of their fish-ponds than
+of their libraries; but, at all events, they left the books alone to
+take their chance--they did not rub their boots with them or sell them
+at the price of old paper. A man need have a very debonair spirit who
+does not lose his temper over our blessed Reformation. Mr. Blades, on
+the whole, managed to keep his.
+
+Passing from fire, Mr. Blades has a good deal to say about water, and
+the harm it has been allowed to do in our collegiate and cathedral
+libraries. With really creditable composure he writes: 'Few old
+libraries in England are now so thoroughly neglected as they were
+thirty years ago. The state of many of our collegiate and cathedral
+libraries was at that time simply appalling. I could mention many
+instances--one especially--where, a window having been left broken for
+a long time, the ivy had pushed through and crept over a row of books,
+each of which was worth hundreds of pounds. In rainy weather the water
+was conducted as by a pipe along the tops of the books, and soaked
+through the whole.' Ours is indeed a learned Church. Fancy the mingled
+amazement and dismay of the Dean and Chapter when they were informed
+that all this mouldering literary trash had 'boodle' in it. 'In
+another and a smaller collection the rain came through on to a
+bookcase through a sky-light, saturating continually the top shelf,
+containing Caxtons and other English books, one of which, although
+rotten, was sold soon after by permission of the Charity Commissioners
+for L200.' Oh, those scoundrelly Charity Commissioners! How
+impertinent has been their interference with the loving care and
+guardianship of the Lord's property by His lawfully consecrated
+ministers! By the side of these anthropoid apes, the genuine
+bookworm, the paper-eating insect, ravenous as he once was, has done
+comparatively little mischief. Very little seems known of the
+creature, though the purchaser of Mr. Blades's book becomes the owner
+of a life-size portrait of the miscreant in one, at all events, of his
+many shapes. Mr. Birdsall, of Northampton, sent Mr. Blades, in 1879,
+by post, a fat little worm he had found in an old volume. Mr. Blades
+did all, and more than all, that could be expected of a humane man to
+keep the creature alive, actually feeding him with fragments of
+Caxtons and seventeenth-century literature; but it availed not, for in
+three weeks the thing died, and as the result of a post-mortem was
+declared to be _Aecophera pseudopretella_. Some years later Dr.
+Garnett, who has spent a long life obliging men of letters, sent Mr.
+Blades two Athenian worms, which had travelled to this country in a
+Hebrew Commentary; but, lovely and pleasant in their lives, in their
+deaths they were not far divided. Mr. Blades, at least, mourned their
+loss. The energy of bookworms, like that of men, greatly varies. Some
+go much farther than others. However fair they may start on the same
+folio, they end very differently. Once upon a time 212 worms began to
+eat their way through a stout folio printed in the year 1477, by Peter
+Schoeffer, of Mentz. It was an ungodly race they ran, but let me trace
+their progress. By the time the sixty-first page was reached all but
+four had given in, either slinking back the way they came, or
+perishing _en route_. By the time the eighty-sixth page had been
+reached but one was left, and he evidently on his last legs, for he
+failed to pierce his way through page 87. At the other end of the same
+book another lot of worms began to bore, hoping, I presume, to meet
+in the middle, like the makers of submarine tunnels, but the last
+survivor of this gang only reached the sixty ninth page from the end.
+Mr. Blades was of opinion that all these worms belonged to the
+_Anobium pertinax_. Worms have fallen upon evil days, for, whether
+modern books are readable or not, they have long since ceased to be
+edible. The worm's instinct forbids him to 'eat the china clay, the
+bleaches, the plaster of Paris, the sulphate of barytes, the scores of
+adulterants now used to mix with the fibre.' Alas, poor worm! Alas,
+poor author! Neglected by the _Anobium pertinax_, what chance is
+there of anyone, man or beast, a hundred years hence reaching his
+eighty-seventh page!
+
+Time fails me to refer to bookbinders, frontispiece collectors,
+servants and children, and other enemies of books; but the volume I
+refer to is to be had of the booksellers, and is a pleasant volume,
+worthy of all commendation. Its last words set me thinking; they are:
+
+ 'Even a millionaire will ease his toils, lengthen his life, and add
+ 100 per cent. to his daily pleasures, if he becomes a bibliophile;
+ while to the man of business with a taste for books, who through
+ the day has struggled in the battle of life, with all its
+ irritating rebuffs and anxieties, what a blessed season of
+ pleasurable repose opens upon him as he enters his sanctum, where
+ every article wafts him a welcome and every book is a personal
+ friend!'
+
+As for the millionaire, I frankly say I have no desire his life should
+be lengthened, and care nothing about adding 100 per cent. to his
+daily pleasures. He is a nuisance, for he has raised prices nearly 100
+per cent. We curse the day when he was told it was the thing to buy
+old books; and, if he must buy old books, why is he not content with
+the works of Gibbon, Hume, and Robertson, and Flavius Josephus, that
+learned Jew? But it is not the millionaire who set me thinking; it is
+the harassed man of business; and what I am wondering is, whether, in
+sober truth and earnestness, it is possible for him, as he shuts his
+library door and finds himself inside, to forget his rebuffs and
+anxieties--his maturing bills and overdue argosies--and to lose
+himself over a favourite volume. The 'article' that wafts him welcome
+I take to be his pipe. That he will put the 'article' into his mouth
+and smoke it I have no manner of doubt; my dread is lest, in ten
+minutes' time, the book should have dropt into his lap and the man's
+eyes be staring into the fire. But for a' that, and a' that--great is
+bookishness and the charm of books.
+
+
+
+CONFIRMED READERS
+
+
+Dr. Johnson is perhaps our best example of a confirmed reader. Malone
+once found him sitting in his room roasting apples and reading a
+history of Birmingham. This staggered even Malone, who was himself a
+somewhat far-gone reader.
+
+'Don't you find it rather dull?' he ventured to inquire.
+
+'Yes,' replied the Sage, 'it is dull.'
+
+Malone's eyes then rested on the apples, and he remarked he supposed
+they were for medicine.
+
+'Why, no,' said Johnson; 'I believe they are only there because I
+wanted something to do. I have been confined to the house for a week,
+and so you find me roasting apples and reading the history of
+Birmingham.'
+
+This anecdote pleasingly illustrates the habits of the confirmed
+reader. Nor let the worldling sneer. Happy is the man who, in the
+hours of solitude and depression, can read a history of Birmingham.
+How terrible is the story Welbore Ellis told of Robert Walpole in his
+magnificent library, trying book after book, and at last, with tears
+in his eyes, exclaiming: 'It is all in vain: I cannot read!'
+
+Edmund Malone, the Shakespearian commentator and first editor of
+_Boswell's Johnson_, was as confirmed a reader as it is possible for a
+book-collector to be. His own life, by Sir James Prior, is full of
+good things, and is not so well known as it should be. It smacks of
+books and bookishness.
+
+Malone, who was an Irishman, was once, so he would have us believe,
+deeply engaged in politics; but he then fell in love, and the affair,
+for some unknown reason, ending unhappily, his interest ceased in
+everything, and he was driven as a last resource to books and
+writings. Thus are commentators made. They learn in suffering what
+they observe in the margin. Malone may have been driven to his
+pursuits, but he took to them kindly, and became a vigorous and
+skilful book-buyer, operating in the market both on his own behalf and
+on that of his Irish friends with great success.
+
+His good fortune was enormous, and this although he had a severely
+restricted notion as to price. He was no reckless bidder, like Mr.
+Harris, late of Covent Garden, who, just because David Garrick had a
+fine library of old plays, was determined to have one himself at
+whatever cost. In Malone's opinion half a guinea was a big price for a
+book. As he grew older he became less careful, and in 1805, which was
+seven years before his death, he gave Ford, a Manchester bookseller,
+L25 for the Editio Princeps of _Venus and Adonis_. He already had the
+edition of 1596--a friend had given it him--bound up with
+Constable's and Daniel's Sonnets and other rarities, but he very
+naturally yearned after the edition of 1593. He fondly imagined
+Ford's copy to be unique: there he was wrong, but as he died in that
+belief, and only gave L25 for his treasure, who dare pity him? His
+copy now reposes in the Bodleian. He secured Shakespeare's Sonnets
+(1609) and the first edition of the _Rape of Lucrece_ for two guineas,
+and accounted half a crown a fair average price for quarto copies of
+Elizabethan plays.
+
+Malone was a truly amiable man, of private fortune and endearing
+habits. He lived on terms of intimacy with his brother
+book-collectors, and when they died attended the sale of their
+libraries and bid for his favourite lots, grumbling greatly if they
+were not knocked down to him. At Topham Beauclerk's sale in 1781,
+which lasted nine days, Malone bought for Lord Charlemont 'the
+pleasauntest workes of George Gascoigne, Esquire, with the princely
+pleasures at Kenilworth Castle, 1587.' He got it cheap (L1 7s.), as it
+wanted a few leaves, which Malone thought he had; but to his horror,
+when it came to be examined, it was found to want eleven more leaves
+than he had supposed. 'Poor Mr. Beauclerk,' he writes, 'seems never to
+have had his books examined or collated, otherwise he would have found
+out the imperfections.' Malone was far too good a book-collector to
+suggest a third method of discovering a book's imperfections--namely,
+reading it. Beauclerk's library only realized L5,011, and as the Duke
+of Marlborough had a mortgage upon it of L5,000, there must have been
+after payment of the auctioneer's charges a considerable deficit.
+
+But Malone was more than a book-buyer, more even than a commentator:
+he was a member of the Literary Club, and the friend of Johnson,
+Reynolds, and Burke. On July 28, 1789, he went to Burke's place, the
+Gregories, near Beaconsfield, with Sir Joshua, Wyndham, and Mr.
+Courtenay, and spent three very agreeable days. The following extract
+from the recently published Charlemont papers has interest:
+
+ 'As I walked out before breakfast with Mr. Burke, I proposed to him
+ to revise and enlarge his admirable book on the _Sublime and
+ Beautiful_, which the experience, reading, and observation of
+ thirty years could not but enable him to improve considerably. But
+ he said the train of his thoughts had gone another way, and the
+ whole bent of his mind turned from such subjects, and that he was
+ much fitter for such speculations at the time he published that
+ book than now.'
+
+Between the Burke of 1758 and the Burke of 1789 there was a difference
+indeed, but the forcible expressions, 'the train of my thoughts' and
+'the whole bent of my mind,' serve to create a new impression of the
+tremendous energy and fertile vigour of this amazing man. The next day
+the party went over to Amersham and admired Mr. Drake's trees, and
+listened to Sir Joshua's criticisms of Mr. Drake's pictures. This was
+a fortnight after the taking of the Bastille. Burke's hopes were still
+high. The Revolution had not yet spoilt his temper.
+
+Amongst the Charlemont papers is an amusing tale I do not remember
+having ever seen before of young Philip Stanhope, the recipient of
+Lord Chesterfield's famous letters:
+
+ 'When at Berne, where he passed some of his boyhood in company with
+ Harte and the excellent Mr., now Lord, Eliott (Heathfield of
+ Gibraltar), he was one evening invited to a party where, together
+ with some ladies, there happened to be a considerable number of
+ Bernese senators, a dignified set of elderly gentlemen,
+ aristocratically proud, and perfect strangers to fun. These most
+ potent, grave, and reverend signors were set down to whist, and
+ were so studiously attentive to the game, that the unlucky brat
+ found little difficulty in fastening to the backs of their chairs
+ the flowing tails of their ample periwigs and in cutting,
+ unobserved by them, the tyes of their breeches. This done, he left
+ the room, and presently re-entered crying out, "Fire! Fire!" The
+ affrighted burgomasters suddenly bounced up, and exhibited to the
+ amazed spectators their senatorial heads and backs totally deprived
+ of ornament or covering.'
+
+Young Stanhope was no ordinary child. There is a completeness about
+this jest which proclaims it a masterpiece. One or other of its points
+might have occurred to anyone, but to accomplish both at once was to
+show real distinction.
+
+Sir William Stanhope, Lord Chesterfield's brother, felt no surprise at
+his nephew's failure to acquire the graces. 'What,' said he, 'could
+Chesterfield expect? His mother was Dutch, he was educated at Leipsic,
+and his tutor was a pedant from Oxford.'
+
+Papers which contain anecdotes of this kind carry with them their own
+recommendation. We hear on all sides complaints--and I hold them to be
+just complaints--of the abominable high prices of English books.
+Thirty shillings, thirty-six shillings, are common prices. The thing
+is too barefaced. His Majesty's Stationery Office set an excellent
+example. They sell an octavo volume of 460 closely but well-printed
+pages, provided with an excellent index, for one shilling and
+elevenpence. There is not much editing, but the quality of it is
+good.
+
+If anyone is confined to his room, even as Johnson was when Malone
+found him roasting apples and reading a history of Birmingham, he
+cannot do better than surround himself with the publications of the
+Historical Manuscripts Commission; they will cost him next to nothing,
+tell him something new on every page, revive a host of old memories
+and scores of half-forgotten names, and perhaps tempt him to become a
+confirmed reader.
+
+
+
+FIRST EDITIONS
+
+
+This is an age of great publicity. Not only are our streets well
+lighted, but also our lives. The cosy nooks and corners, crannies, and
+dark places where, in old-fashioned days, men hugged their private
+vices without shamefacedness have been swept away as ruthlessly as
+Seven Dials. All the questionable pursuits, fancies, foibles of silly,
+childish man are discussed grimly and at length in the newspapers and
+magazines. Our poor hobby-horses are dragged out of the stable, and
+made to show their shambling paces before the mob of gentlemen who
+read with ease. There has been much prate lately of as innocent a
+foible as ever served to make men self-forgetful for a few seconds of
+time--the collecting of first editions. Somebody hard up for 'copy'
+denounced this pastime, and made merry over a _virtuoso's_ whim.
+Somebody else--Mr. Slater, I think it was--thought fit to put in a
+defence, and thereupon a dispute arose as to why men bought first
+editions dear when they could buy last editions cheap. Brutal,
+domineering fellows bellowed their complete indifference to
+Shakespeare's Quartos till timid _dilettanti_ turned pale and fled.
+
+The fact, of course, is that in such a dispute as this there is but
+one thing to do--namely, to persuade the Attorney-General of the day
+to enter up a _nolle prosequi_, and for him who collects first
+editions to go on collecting. There is nothing to be serious about in
+the matter. It is not literature. Some of the greatest lovers of
+letters who have ever lived--Dr. Johnson, for example, and Thomas de
+Quincey and Carlyle--have cared no more for first editions than I do
+for Brussels sprouts. You may love Moliere with a love surpassing your
+love of woman without any desire to beggar yourself in Paris by
+purchasing early copies of the plays. You may be perfectly content to
+read Walton's _Lives_ in an edition of 1905, if there is one; and as
+for _Robinson Crusoe_ and _Gulliver_ and the _Vicar of Wakefield_--are
+they not eternal favourites, and just as tickling to the fancy in
+their nineteenth-century dress as in their eighteenth? The whole thing
+is but a hobby--but a paragraph in one chapter of the vast, but most
+agreeable, history of human folly. If John Doe is blankly indifferent
+to Richard Roe's Elizabethan dramatists, it is only fair to remember
+how sublime is Richard's contempt for John's collection of old musical
+instruments. If these gentlemen are wise they will discuss, when they
+meet, the weather, or the Death Duties, or some other extraneous
+subject, and leave their respective hobbies in the stable. Never mind
+what your hobby is--books, prints, drawings, china, scarabaei,
+lepidoptera--keep it to yourself and for those like-minded with you.
+Sweet indeed is the community of interest, delightful the intercourse
+which a common foible begets; but correspondingly bitter and
+distressful is the forced union of nervous zeal and pitiless
+indifference. Spare us the so-called friends who come and gape and
+stare and go! What is more painful than the chatter of the connoisseur
+as it falls upon the long ears of the ignoramus! Collecting is a
+secret sin--the great pushing public must be kept out. It is sheer
+madness to puff and praise your hobby, and to invite Dick, Tom, and
+Harry to inspect your stable: such conduct is to invite rebuff, to
+expose yourself to just animadversion. Keep the beast in its box. This
+is my first advice to the hobby-hunter.
+
+My second piece of advice is equally important, particularly at the
+present time, when the world is too much with us, and it is
+this--never convert a taste into a trade. The moment you become a
+tradesman you cease to be a hobbyist. When the love of money comes in
+at the window the love of books runs out at the door. There has been
+of late years a good deal of sham book-collecting. The morals of the
+Stock Exchange have corrupted even the library. Sordid souls have been
+induced by wily second-hand booksellers to buy books for no other
+reason than because the price demanded was a high one. This is the
+very worst possible reason for buying a book. Whether it is ever wise
+to buy a book, as Aulus Gellius used to do, simply because it is
+cheap, and regardless of its condition, is a debatable point, but to
+buy one dear at the mere bidding of a bookseller is to debase
+yourself. The result of this ungodly traffic has been to enlarge for
+the moment the circle of book-buyers by including in it men with
+commercial instincts, sham hobbyists. But these impostors have been
+lately punished in the only way they could be punished--namely, in
+their pockets--by a heavy fall of prices. The stuff they were induced
+to buy has not, and could not, maintain its price, and the shops are
+now full of the volumes which, seven or ten years ago, fetched fancy
+sums.
+
+If a young book-collector does but bear in mind the two bits of advice
+I have proffered him, he may safely be bidden godspeed and
+congratulated on his choice of a hobby, for it is, without a shadow of
+a doubt, the cheapest he could have chosen. Even without means to
+acquire the treasures of a Quaritch or a Pickering, he may yet derive
+infinite delight from the perusal of the many hundreds of catalogues
+that now weekly issue from the second-hand booksellers in town and
+country. He may write an imaginary letter, ordering the books he has
+previously selected from the catalogue, and then he has only to forget
+to post it to avoid all disagreeable consequences.
+
+The constant turnover of old books is amazing. There seems no rest in
+this world even for folios and quartos. The first edition of old
+Burton's _Anatomy_, printed at Oxford in a small quarto in 1621, rises
+to the surface as a rule no less than four times a year; so, too, does
+Coryat's _Crudities_, hastily gobbled up in five months' travels in
+France, Savoy, Italy, Germany, etc., 1611. What a seething, restless
+place this world is, to be sure! The constant recurrence of copies of
+the same books is almost startling. Hardly a year passes but every
+book of first-rate importance and interest is knocked down to the
+highest bidder. No doubt there are still old libraries where, buried
+in dust and cobwebs, the folios and quartos lie undisturbed; but to
+turn the pages or examine the index of _Book Prices Current_ is to
+have a vision before your eyes of whole regiments of books passing
+and repassing across the stage amidst the loud cries of auctioneers
+and the bidding of booksellers.
+
+In the auction-mart taste is pretty steady. The old favourites hold
+their own. Every now and again an immortal joins their ranks. Puffing
+and pretension may win the ear of the outside public, and extort
+praise from the press, but inside the rooms of a Sotheby, a Puttick,
+or a Hodgson, these foolish persons count for nothing, and their names
+are seldom heard. Were an author to turn the pages of _Book Prices
+Current_, he could hardly fail, as he there read the names of famous
+men of old, to breathe the prayer, 'May my books some day be found
+forming part of this great tidal wave of literature which is for ever
+breaking on Earth's human shores!' But the vanity of authors is
+endless, and their prayers are apt to be but empty things.
+
+
+
+GOSSIP IN A LIBRARY
+
+
+There were no books in Eden, and there will be none in heaven; but
+between times--and it is of those I speak--it is otherwise. Mr. Thomas
+Greenwood, in a most meritorious work on Public Libraries, supplies
+figures which show that, without counting pamphlets (which are books
+gone wrong) or manuscripts (which are books _in terrorem_), there are
+at this present moment upwards of 71,000,000 printed books in bindings
+in the several public libraries of Europe and America. To estimate
+the number and extent of private libraries in those countries is
+impossible. In many large houses there are no books at all--which is
+to make ignorance visible; whilst in many small houses there are, or
+seem to be, nothing else--which is to make knowledge inconvenient; yet
+as there are upwards of 280,000,000 of inhabitants of Europe and
+America, I cannot greatly err if a passion for round numbers drives me
+to the assertion that there are at least 300,000,000 books in these
+countries, not counting bibles and prayer-books. It is a poor show!
+Russia is greatly to blame, her European population of 88,000,000
+being so badly provided for that it brings down the average. Were
+Russia left out in the cold, we might, were our books to be divided
+amongst our population _per capita_, rely upon having two volumes
+apiece. This would not afford Mr. Gosse (the title of one of whose
+books I have stolen) much material for gossip, particularly as his two
+books might easily chance to be duplicates. There are no habits of man
+more alien to the doctrine of the Communist than those of the
+collector, and there is no collector, not even that basest of them
+all, the Belial of his tribe, the man who collects money, whose love
+of private property is intenser, whose sense of the joys of ownership
+is keener than the book-collector's. Mr. William Morris once hinted at
+a good time coming, when at almost every street corner there would be
+a public library, where beautiful and rare books will be kept for
+citizens to examine. The citizen will first wash his hands in a
+parochial basin, and then dry them on a parochial towel, after which
+ritual he will walk in and stand _en queue_ until it comes to be his
+turn to feast his eye upon some triumph of modern or some miracle of
+old typography. He will then return to a bookless home proud and
+satisfied, tasting of the joy that is in widest commonalty spread.
+Alas! he will do nothing of the kind, not, at least, if he is one of
+those in whom the old Adam of the bookstalls still breathes. A public
+library must always be an abomination. To enjoy a book, you must own
+it. 'John Jones his book,' that is the best bookplate. I have never
+admired the much-talked-of bookplate of Grolier, which, in addition to
+his own name, bore the ridiculous advice _Et Amicorum_. Fudge! There
+is no evidence that Grolier ever lent any man a book with his plate
+in it. His collection was dispersed after his death, and then
+sentimentalists fell a-weeping over his supposed generosity. It would
+be as reasonable to commend the hospitality of a dead man because you
+found amongst his papers a vast number of unposted invitations to
+dinner upon a date he long outlived. Sentiment is seldom in place, but
+on a bookplate it is peculiarly odious. To paste in each book an
+invitation to steal it, as Grolier seems to have done, is foolish; but
+so also is it to invoke, as some book-plates do, curses upon the heads
+of all subsequent possessors--as if any man who wanted to add a volume
+to his collection would be deterred by such braggadocio. But this is a
+digression. Public libraries can never satisfy the longings of
+book-collectors any more than can the private libraries of other
+people. Whoever really cared a snap of his fingers for the contents of
+another man's library, unless he is known to be dying? It is a
+humorous spectacle to watch one book-collector exhibiting his stores
+to another. If the owner is a gentleman, as he usually is, he affects
+indifference--'A poor thing,' he seems to say, 'yet mine own'; whilst
+the visitor, if human, as he always is, exhibits disgust. If the
+volume proffered for the visitor's examination is a genuine rarity,
+not in his own collection, he surlily inquires how it was come by;
+whilst if it is no great thing, he testily expresses his astonishment
+it should be thought worth keeping, and this although he has the very
+same edition at home.
+
+On the other hand, though actual visits to other men's libraries
+rarely seem to give pleasure, the perusal of the catalogues of such
+libraries has always been a favourite pastime of collectors; but this
+can be accounted for without in any way aspersing the truth of the
+general statement that the only books a lover of them takes pleasure
+in are his own.
+
+Mr. Gosse's recent volume, _Gossip in a Library_, is a very pleasing
+example of the pleasure taken by a book-hunter in his own books. Just
+as some men and more women assume your interest in the contents of
+their nurseries, so Mr. Gosse seeks to win our ears as he talks to us
+about some of the books on his shelves. He has secured my willing
+attention, and is not likely to be disappointed of a considerable
+audience.
+
+We live in vocal times, when small birds make melody on every bough.
+The old book-collectors were a taciturn race--the Bindleys, the
+Sykeses, the Hebers. They made their vast collections in silence;
+their own tastes, fancies, predilections, they concealed. They never
+gossiped of their libraries; their names are only preserved to us by
+the prices given for their books after their deaths. Bindley's copy
+fetched L3 10s., Sykes' L4 15s. Thus is the buyer of to-day tempted to
+his doom, forgetful of the fact that these great names are only quoted
+when the prices realized at their sales were less than those now
+demanded.
+
+But solacing as is the thought of those grave, silent times,
+indisposed as one often is for the chirpy familiarities of this
+present, it is, or it ought to be, a pious, and therefore pleasant,
+reflection that there never was a time when more people found delight
+in book-hunting, or were more willing to pay for and read about their
+pastime than now.
+
+Rich people may, no doubt, still be met with who think it a serious
+matter to buy a book if it cost more than 3s. 9d. It was recently
+alleged in an affidavit made by a doctor in lunacy that for a
+well-to-do bachelor to go into the Strand, and in the course of the
+same morning spend L5 in the purchase of 'old books,' was a ground for
+belief in his insanity and for locking him up. These, however, are but
+vagaries, for it is certain that the number of people who will read a
+book like Mr. Gosse's steadily increases. This is its justification,
+and it is a complete one. It can never be wrong to give pleasure. To
+talk about books is better than to read about them, but, as a matter
+of hard fact, the opportunities life affords of talking about books
+are very few. The mood and the company seldom coincide; when they do,
+it is delightful, but they seldom do.
+
+Mr. Gosse's book ought not to be read in a fierce, nagging spirit
+which demands, What is the good of this? or, Who cares for that? His
+talk, it must be admitted, is not of masterpieces. The books he takes
+down are--in some instances, at all events--sad trash. Smart's poems,
+for example, in an edition of 1752, which does not contain the
+'David,' is not a book which, viewed baldly and by itself, can be
+honestly described as worth reading. This remark is not prompted by
+jealousy, for I have the book myself, and seldom fail to find the list
+of subscribers interesting, for, among many other famous names, it
+contains those of 'Mr. Gray, Peter's College, Cambridge,' 'Mr. Samuel
+Richardson, editor of _Clarissa_, two books,' and 'Mr. Voltaire,
+Historiographer of France.' There are various Johnsons among the
+subscribers, but not Samuel, who apparently would liefer pray with Kit
+Smart than buy his poetry, thereby showing the doctor's usual piety
+and good sense.[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: 'He insisted on people praying with him, and I'd as lief
+ pray with Kit Smart as with anyone else.']
+
+Although the nagging spirit before referred to is to be deprecated, it
+is sometimes amusing to lose your temper with your own hobby. If a
+book-collector ever does this, he longs to silence whole libraries of
+bad authors. ''Tis an inglorious acquist,' says Joseph Glanvill in his
+famous _Vanity of Dogmatizing_--I quote from the first edition, 1661,
+though the second is the rarer--'to have our heads or volumes laden as
+were Cardinal Campeius his mules, with old and useless luggage.'
+''Twas this vain idolizing of authors,' Glanvill had just before
+observed, 'which gave birth to that silly vanity of _impertinent
+citations_, and inducing authority in things neither requiring nor
+deserving it.' In the same strain he proceeds, 'Methinks 'tis a
+pitiful piece of knowledge that can be learnt from an _Index_ and a
+poor ambition to be rich in the inventory of another's Treasure. To
+boast a _Memory_ (the most that these pedants can aim at) is but an
+humble ostentation. 'Tis better to own a Judgment, though but with a
+_Curta Supellex_ of coherent notions, than a _Memory_ like a sepulchre
+furnished with a load of broken and discarnate bones.' Thus far the
+fascinating Glanvill, whose mode of putting things is powerful.
+
+There are times when the contemplation of huge libraries wearies, and
+when even the names of Bindley and Sykes fail to please. Dr. Johnson's
+library sold at Christie's for L247 9s. Let those sneer who dare. It
+was Johnson, not Bindley, who wrote the _Lives of the Poets_.
+
+But, of course, no sensible man ever really quarrels with his hobby. A
+little petulance every now and again variegates the monotony of
+routine. Mr. Gosse tells us in his book that he cannot resist
+Restoration comedies. The bulk of them he knows to be as bad as bad
+can be. He admits they are not literature--whatever that may
+mean--but he intends to go on collecting them all the same till the
+inevitable hour when Death collects him. This is the true spirit;
+herein lies happiness, which consists in being interested in
+something, it does not much matter what. In this spirit let me take up
+Mr. Gosse's book again, and read what he has to tell about _Pharamond;
+or, the History of France. A Fam'd Romance. In Twelve Parts_, or about
+Mr. John Hopkins' collection of poems, printed by Thomas Warren for
+Bennet Bunbury at the Blue Anchor, in the Lower Walk of the New
+Exchange, 1700. The Romance is dull, and as it occupies more than
+1,100 folio pages may be pronounced tedious, and the poetry is bad,
+but as I do not seriously intend ever to read a line of either the
+Romance or the poetry, this is no great matter.
+
+
+
+LIBRARIANS AT PLAY
+
+
+No man of feeling will grudge the librarians of the universe their
+annual outing. Their pursuits are not indeed entirely sedentary, since
+at times they have to climb tall ladders, but of exercise they must
+always stand in need, and as for air, the exclusively bookish
+atmosphere is as bad for the lungs as it is for the intellectuals. In
+1897 the Second International Library Conference met in London,
+attended several concerts, was entertained by the Marchioness of Bute
+and Lady Lubbock; visited Lambeth Palace and Stafford and Apsley
+Houses; witnessed a special performance of Irving's _Merchant of
+Venice_; were elected honorary members of the City Liberal, Junior
+Athaeneum, National Liberal, and Savage Clubs; and, generally
+speaking, enjoyed themselves after the methods current during that
+period. They also read forty-six papers, which now alone remain a
+stately record of their proceedings.
+
+I have lately spent a pleasant afternoon musing over these papers.
+Their variety is endless, and the dispositions of mind displayed by
+these librarians are wide as the poles asunder. Some of them babble
+like babies, others are evidently austere scholars; some are gravely
+bent on the best methods of classifying catalogues, economizing space,
+and sorting borrowers' cards; others, scorning such mechanical
+details, bid us regard libraries, and consequently librarians, as the
+primary factors in human evolution. 'Where,' asks Mr. Ernest Cushing
+Richardson, the librarian of Princetown University, New Jersey,
+U.S.A., 'lies the germ of the library?' He answers his own question
+after the following convincing fashion: 'At the point where a
+definitely formed concept from another's mind is placed beside one's
+own idea for integration, the result being a definite new form,
+including the substance of both.' The pointsman who presides over this
+junction is the librarian.
+
+The young woman of whom Mr. Matthews, the well-known librarian of
+Bristol, tells us, who, being a candidate for the post of assistant
+librarian, boldly pronounced Rider Haggard to be the author of the
+_Idylls of the King_, Southey of _The Mill on the Floss_, and Mark
+Twain of _Modern Painters_, undoubtedly placed her own ideas at the
+service of Bristol alongside the preconceived conceptions of Mr.
+Matthews; but she was rejected all the same.
+
+To speak seriously, who are librarians, and whence come they in such
+numbers? Of Bodley's librarian we have heard, and all the lettered
+world honours the name of Richard Garnett, late keeper of the printed
+books at the British Museum. But beyond these and half a dozen others
+a great darkness prevails. This ignorance is well illustrated by a
+pleasing anecdote told at the Conference by Mr. MacAlister:
+
+ 'Only the day before yesterday, on the Calais boat, I was
+ introduced to a world-famed military officer who, when he
+ understood I had some connection with the Library Association,
+ exclaimed: "Why, you're just the man I want! I have been anxious of
+ late about my man, old Atkins. You see the old boy, with a stoop,
+ sheltering behind the funnel. Poor old beggar! quite past his work,
+ but as faithful as a dog. It has just occurred to me that if you
+ could shove him into some snug library in the country, I'd be
+ awfully grateful to you. His one fault is a fondness for reading,
+ and so a library would be just the thing."'
+
+The usual titled lady also turned up at the Conference. This time she
+was recommending her late cook for the post of librarian, alleging on
+her behalf the same strange trait of character--her fondness for
+reading. Here, of course, one recalls Mark Pattison's famous dictum,
+'The librarian who reads is lost,' about which there is much to be
+said, both _pro_ and _con_; but we must not be put off our inquiry,
+which is: Who are these librarians, and whence come they? They are the
+custodians of the 70,000,000 printed books (be the numbers a little
+more or less) in the public libraries of the Western world, and they
+come from guarding their treasures. They deserve our friendliest
+consideration. If occasionally their enthusiasm provokes a smile, it
+is, or should be, of the kindliest. When you think of 70,000,000
+books, instinctively you wish to wash your hands. Nobody knows what
+dust is who has not divided his time between the wine-cellar and the
+library. The work of classification, of indexing, of packing away,
+must be endless. Great men have arisen who have grappled with these
+huge problems. We read respectfully of Cutter's rules, which are to
+the librarian even as Kepler's laws to the astronomer. We have also
+heard of Poole's index. We bow our heads. Both Cutter and Poole are
+Americans. The parish of St. Pancras has just, by an overwhelming
+majority, declined to have a free library, and consequently a
+librarian. Brutish St. Pancras!
+
+Libraries are obviously of two kinds: those intended for popular use
+and those meant for the scholar. The ordinary free library, in the
+sense of Mr. Ewart's Act of Parliament of 1850, is a popular library
+where a wearied population turns for distraction. Fiction plays a
+large part. In some libraries 80 per cent. of the books in circulation
+are novels. Hence Mr. Goldwin Smith's splenetic remark, 'People have
+no more right to novels than to theatre-tickets out of the taxes.'
+Quite true; no more they have--or to public gardens or to beautiful
+pictures or to anything save to peep through the railings and down the
+areas of Mr. Gradgrind's fine new house in Park Lane.
+
+When we are considering popular libraries, it does not do to expect
+too much of tired human nature. This popular kind of library was well
+represented--perhaps a little over-represented, at the Conference. All
+our American cousins are not Cutters and Pooles. There was Mr.
+Crunden, who keeps the public library at St. Louis, U.S.A. He is all
+against dull text-books. As a boy he derived his inspiration from
+Sargent's _Standard Speaker_, and the interesting sketch he gives us
+of his education makes us wonder whether amidst his multitudinous
+reading he ever encountered Newman's marvellous description and
+handling of the young and over-read Mr. Brown, which is to be found
+under the heading 'Elementary Studies' in _Lectures and Essays on
+University Subjects_.
+
+I shuddered just a little on reading in Mr. Crunden's paper of the boy
+who, before he was nine, had read Bulfinch's _Age of Chivalry_ and
+_Age of Charlemagne_, Bryant's _Translation of the 'Iliad'_, a prose
+translation of the _Odyssey_, Malory's _King Arthur, and several other
+versions of the Arthurian legend_, Prescott's _Peru and Mexico_,
+Macaulay's _Lays_, Longfellow's _Hiawatha_ and _Miles Standish_, the
+Jungle Books, and other books too numerous to mention. A famous list,
+but perilously long.
+
+Mr. Crunden supports his case for varied reading by quotations from
+all quarters--Dr. William T. Harris, President Eliot, Professor
+Mackenzie, Charles Dudley Warner, Sir John Lubbock--but their scraps
+of wisdom or of folly do not remove my uneasiness about the digestion
+of the little boy who, before he was nine years old, had (not content
+with Malory) read several versions of the Arthurian legend!
+
+Ladies make excellent librarians, and have tender hearts for children,
+and so we find a paper written by a lady librarian, entitled _Books
+that Children Like_. She quotes some interesting letters from
+children: 'I like books about ancient history and books about knights,
+also stories of adventure, and mostly books with a deep plot and
+mystery about them.' 'I do not like _Gulliver's Travels_, because I
+think they are silly.' 'I read _Little Men_. I did not like this
+book.' 'I like _Ivanhoe_, by Scott, better than any.' 'My favourite
+books are _Tom Sawyer_, _Uncle Tom's Cabin_, and _Scudder's American
+History_. I like Tom Sawyer because he was so jolly, Uncle Tom because
+he was so faithful, and Nathan Hale because he was so brave.' These
+are unbought verdicts no wise man will despise.
+
+All this is popular enough. But the unpopular library must not be
+overlooked, for, after all, libraries are for the learned. We must not
+let the babes and sucklings, or the weary seamstress or badgered
+clerk, or even the working-man, ride rough-shod over Salmasius and
+Scaliger. In the papers of Mr. Garnett, Mr. Pollard, Mr. Dziatzko, Mr.
+Cutter, and others, the less popular and nobler side of the library is
+duly exhibited.
+
+My anxiety about these librarians, who are beginning to be a
+profession by themselves, is how they are to be paid. That librarians
+must live is at least as obvious in their case as in that of any other
+class. They must also, if they are to be of any use, be educated. In
+1878 the late Mr. Robert Harrison, who for many years led a grimy life
+in the London Library, advocated L250 as a minimum annual salary for a
+competent librarian. But, as Mr. Ogle, of Bootle, pertinently asked at
+the Conference, 'Are his views yet accepted?' We fear not. Mr. Ogle
+courageously proceeds:
+
+ 'The fear of a charge of trades unionism has long kept librarians
+ silent, but this matter is one of public importance, and affects
+ educational progress. A School-Board rate of 6d. or 1s. is
+ willingly paid to teach our youth to read. Shall an additional 2d.
+ be grudged to turn that reading talent into right and safe
+ channels, where it may work for the public welfare and economy?'
+
+_Festina lente_, good Mr. Ogle, I beseech you. That way fierce
+controversy and, it may be, disaster lies. Do not stir the Philistine
+within us. The British nation is still savage under the skin. It has
+no real love for books, libraries, or librarians. In its hidden heart
+it deems them all superfluous. Anger it, and it may in a fit of temper
+sweep you all away. The loss of our free librarians would indeed be
+grievous. Never again could they meet in conference and read papers
+full of quaint things and odd memories. What, for example, can be more
+amusing than Mr. Cowell's reminiscences of forty years' library work
+in Liverpool, of the primitive days when a youthful Dicky Sam (for so
+do the inhabitants of that city call themselves) mistook the _Flora of
+Liverpool_ for a book either about a ship or a heroine? He knows
+better now. And what shall we say of the Liverpool brushmaker who, at
+a meeting of the library committee, recited a poem in praise of woman,
+containing the following really magnificent line?--
+
+ 'The heart that beats fondest is found in the stays.'
+
+There is nothing in Roscoe or Mrs. Hemans (local bards) one half so
+fine. Long may librarians live and flourish! May their salaries
+increase, if not by leaps and bounds, yet in steady proportions. Yet
+will they do well to remember that books are not everything.
+
+
+
+LAWYERS AT PLAY
+
+
+That dreary morass, that Serbonian bog, the Bacon-Shakespeare
+controversy, has been lately lit up as by the flickering light of a
+will-o'-the-wisp, by the almost simultaneous publication of an
+imaginary charge delivered to an equally imaginary jury by a judge of
+no less eminence than the late Lord Penzance (that tough Erastian) and
+of the still bolder _jeu d'esprit_, _A Report of the Trial of an Issue
+in Westminster Hall_, June 20, 1627, which is the work of the
+unbridled fancy of His Honour Judge Willis, late Treasurer of the
+Inner Temple, and a man most intimately acquainted with the literature
+of the seventeenth century.
+
+Neither production of these playful lawyers, clothed though they be in
+the garb of judicial procedure, is in the least likely to impress the
+lay mind with that sense of 'impartiality' or 'indifference' which is
+supposed to be an attribute of justice, or, indeed, with anything
+save the unfitness of the machinery of an action at law for the
+determination of any matter which invokes the canons of criticism and
+demands the arbitrament of a well-informed and lively taste.
+
+Lord Penzance, who favours the Baconians, made no pretence of
+impartiality, and says outright in his preface that his readers 'must
+not expect to find in these pages an equal and impartial leaning of
+the judge alternately to the case of both parties, as would, I hope,
+be found in any judicial summing-up of the evidence in a real judicial
+inquiry.' And, he adds, 'the form of a summing-up is only adopted for
+convenience, but it is in truth very little short of an argument for
+the plaintiffs, _i.e._, the Baconians.'
+
+Why any man, judge or no judge, who wished to prepare an argument on
+one side of a question should think fit to cast that argument for
+convenience' sake in the form of a judicial summing-up of both sides
+is, and must remain, a puzzle.
+
+Judge Willis, who is a Shakespearean, bold and unabashed, is not
+content with a mere summing-up, but, with a gravity and wealth of
+detail worthy of De Foe, has presented us with what purports to be a
+verbatim report of so much of the proceedings in a suit of Hall _v._
+Russell as were concerned with the trial before a jury of the simple
+issue--whether William Shakespeare, of Stratford-upon-Avon, 'the
+testator in the cause of _Hall v. Russell_,' was the author of the
+plays in the Folio of 1623. We are favoured with the names of counsel
+employed, who snarl at one another with such startling verisimilitude,
+whilst the remarks that fall from the bench do so with such
+naturalness, that it is perhaps not surprising, or any very severe
+reflection upon his literary _esprit_, that a member of the Bar,
+having heard Judge Willis deliver his lecture in the Inner Temple
+Hall, repaired next day to the library to study at his leisure the
+hitherto unnoted case of _Hall v. Russell_. Ten witnesses are put in
+the box to prove the affirmative--that Shakespeare was the author of
+the plays. Mr. Blount and M. Jaggard, the publishers of the Folio,
+give a most satisfactory account of the somewhat crucial point--how
+they came by the manuscripts, with all the amendments and corrections,
+and pass lightly over the fact that those manuscripts had disappeared.
+'Rare Ben Jonson' in the witness-box is a masterpiece of dramatic
+invention; he demolishes Bacon's advocate with magnificent vitality.
+John Selden makes a stately witness, and Francis Meres a very useful
+one. Generally speaking, the weakest part in these interesting
+proceedings is the cross-examination. I have heard the learned judge
+do better in old days. No witnesses are called for the Baconians,
+though all the writings of the great philosopher were put in for what
+they were worth. The Lord Chief Justice, who seems to have been a
+friend of Shakespeare's, sums up dead in his favour, and the jury
+(with whose names we are not supplied, which is a pity--Bunyan or De
+Foe would have given them to us), after a short absence, a quarter of
+an hour, return a Shakespearean verdict, which of course ought by
+rights to make the whole question _res judicata_.
+
+But it has done nothing of the kind. Could we really ask Blount and
+Jaggard how they came by the manuscripts, and who made the
+corrections, and did we believe their replies, why, then a stray
+Baconian here and there might reluctantly abandon his strange fancy;
+but as _Hall v. Russell_ is Judge Willis's joke, it will convert no
+Baconians any more than Dean Sherlock's once celebrated _Trial of the
+Witnesses_ compels belief in the Resurrection.
+
+The question in reality is a compound one. Did Shakespeare write the
+plays? If yes, the matter is at rest. If no--who did? If an author can
+be found--Bacon or anyone else--well and good. If no author can be
+found--Anon. wrote them--a conclusion which need terrify no one, since
+the plays would still remain within our reach, and William
+Shakespeare, apart from the plays, is very little to anybody who has
+not written his life.
+
+But this is not the form the controversy has assumed. The
+anti-Shakespeareans are to a man Baconians, and fondly imagine that if
+only Will Shakespeare were put out of the way their man must step into
+the vacant throne. Lord Penzance in charging his jury told them that
+those of their number 'who had studied the writings of Bacon' and were
+'keenly alive to his marvellous mental powers' would probably have 'no
+difficulty,' if once satisfied that the author they were seeking after
+was _not_ Shakespeare, in finding as a fact that he _was_ Bacon. But
+suppose James Spedding had been on that jury, and, rising in his
+place, had spoken as follows:
+
+ 'My Lord,--If any man has ever studied the writings of Bacon, I
+ have. For twenty-five years I have done little else. If any man is
+ keenly alive to his marvellous mental powers, I am that man. I am
+ also deeply read in the plays attributed to Shakespeare, and I
+ think I am in a condition to say that, whoever was the real author,
+ it was _not_ Bacon.'
+
+That this is exactly what Spedding would have said we know from the
+letter he wrote on the subject to Mr. Holmes, reprinted in _Essays
+and Discussions_, and it completely upsets the whole scheme of
+arrangement of Lord Penzance's summing-up, which proceeds on the easy
+footing that the more difficulties you throw in Shakespeare's path the
+smoother becomes Bacon's.
+
+That there are difficulties in Shakespeare's path, some things very
+hard to explain, must be admitted. Lord Penzance makes the most of
+these. It is, indeed, a most extraordinary thing that anybody should
+have had the mother-wit to write the plays traditionally assigned to
+Shakespeare. Where did he get it from? How on earth did the plays get
+themselves written? Where, when, and how did the author pick up his
+multifarious learnings? Lord Penzance, good, honest man, is simply
+staggered by the extent of the play-wright's information. The plays,
+so he says, 'teem with erudition,' and can only have been written by
+someone who had the classics at his finger-ends, modern languages on
+the tip of his tongue--by someone who had travelled far and read
+deeply; and, above all, by a man who had spent at least a year in a
+conveyancer's chambers! And yet, when this has been said, would Lord
+Penzance have added that the style and character of the playwright is
+the style and character of a really learned man of his period! Can
+anything less like such a style be imagined? Once genius is granted,
+heaven-born genius, a mother-wit beyond the dreams of fancy, and then
+plain humdrum men, ordinary judicial intelligences, will do well to be
+on their guard against it. 'Beware--beware! he is fooling thee.'
+Shakespeare's genius has simply befooled Lord Penzance. Seafaring men,
+after reading _The Tempest_, are ready to maintain that its author
+must have been for at least a year before the mast. As for
+Shakespeare's law, which has taken in so many matter-of-fact
+practitioners, one can now refer to Ben Jonson's evidence in _Hall v.
+Russell_, where that great dramatist has no difficulty in showing that
+if none but a lawyer could have written Shakespeare's plays, a lawyer
+alone could have preached Thomas Adams's sermons. Judge Willis's
+profound knowledge of sound old divinity has served him here in good
+stead. The fact is it is simply impossible to exaggerate the
+quick-wittedness and light-heartedness of a great literary genius. The
+absorbing power, the lightning-like faculty of apprehension, the
+instant recognition of the uses to which any fact or fancy can be put,
+the infinite number and delicacy of the mental feelers, thrust out in
+all directions, which belong to the creative brain and keep it in
+tremulous and restless activity, are quite enough so to differentiate
+the possessor of these endowments from his fellow mortals as to make
+comparison impossible. Shakespeare the actor was by the common consent
+of his enemies one of the deftest fellows that ever made use of other
+men's materials--'Convey, the wise it call.' I will again quote
+Spedding:
+
+ 'If Shakespeare was not trained as a scholar or a man of science,
+ neither do the works attributed to him show traces of trained
+ scholarship or scientific education. Given the _faculties_, you
+ will find that all the acquired knowledge, art, and dexterity which
+ the Shakespearean plays imply were easily attainable by a man who
+ was labouring in his vocation and had nothing else to do.'
+
+I greatly prefer this cool judgment of a scholar deeply read in
+Elizabethan lore to Lord Penzance's heated and almost breathless
+admiration for the 'teeming erudition' of the plays.
+
+Lord Penzance likewise displays a very creditable non-acquaintance
+with the disposition of authors one to another. He is quite shocked at
+the callousness of Shakespeare's contemporaries to Shakespeare if he
+were indeed the author of the Quartos which bore his name in his
+lifetime. But as it cannot be suggested that in, say, 1600 it was
+generally known that Shakespeare was not the author of these plays, it
+is hard to see how his contemporaries can be acquitted of indifference
+to his prodigious superiority over themselves. Authors, however, never
+take this view. Shakespeare's contemporaries thought him a mighty
+clever fellow and no more. Why, even Wordsworth was well persuaded he
+could write like Shakespeare had he been so minded. Mr. Arnold
+remained all his life honestly indifferent to and sceptical about the
+fame of both Tennyson and Browning. Great living lawyers and doctors
+do not invariably idolize each other, nor do the lawyers and doctors
+in a small way of business always speak well of those in a big way.
+The poets and learned critics of the seventeenth and eighteenth
+centuries--Dryden, Pope, Johnson--looked upon Shakespeare with an
+indulgent eye, as a great but irregular genius, after much the same
+fashion as did the old sea-dogs of Nelson's day regard the hero of
+Trafalgar. 'Do not criticise him too harshly,' said Lord St. Vincent;
+'there can only be one Nelson.'
+
+These are not the real difficulties, though they seem to have pressed
+somewhat heavily on Lord Penzance.
+
+The circumstances attendant upon the publication of the Folio of 1623
+are undoubtedly puzzling. Shakespeare died in 1616, leaving behind
+him more than forty plays circulating in London and more or less
+associated with his name. His will, a most elaborate document, does
+not contain a single reference to his literary life or labours. Seven
+years after his death the Folio appears, which contains twenty-six
+plays out of the odd forty just referred to, and ten extra plays which
+had never before been in print, and about six of which there is a very
+scanty Shakespearean tradition. Of the twenty-six old plays, seventeen
+had been printed in small Quartos, possibly surreptitiously, in
+Shakespeare's lifetime, but the Folio does not reprint from these
+Quartos, but from enlarged, amended, and enormously improved copies.
+Messrs. Heminge and Condell, the editor of this priceless treasure,
+the First Folio, wrote a long-winded dedication to Lords Pembroke and
+Montgomery, which contains but one pertinent passage, in which they
+ask their readers to believe that it had been the office of the
+editors to collect and publish the author's 'mere writings,' he being
+dead, and to offer them, not 'maimed and deformed,' in surreptitious
+and stolen copies, but 'cured and perfect of their limbs and all the
+rest, absolute in their numbers as he conceived them, who as he was a
+happie imitator of Nature was a most gentle expresser of it. His mind
+and hand went together, and what he thought, he uttered with that
+easiness, that we have scarce received from him a blot in his papers.'
+
+From whose custody did those 'papers' come? Where had they been all
+the seven years? Of what did they consist? If in truth unblotted, all
+the seventeen Quartos as well as the new plays must have been printed
+from fair manuscript copies. From whom were these unblotted copies
+received, and what became of them? The silence of these players is
+irritating and perplexing,--though, possibly, the explanation of the
+mystery, were it forthcoming, would be, as often happens, of the
+simplest. It may be that these unblotted copies were in the theatre
+library all the time.
+
+Whether these interrogatories, now unanswerable, raise doubts in the
+mind of sufficient potency to destroy the tradition of centuries, and
+to prevent us from sharing the conviction of Milton, of Dryden, of
+Pope, and Johnson that Shakespeare was the author of Shakespeare's
+plays must be left for individual consideration. But, however
+destructive these doubts may prove, they do not go a yard of the way
+to let in Bacon.
+
+Once more I will quote Spedding, for he, of all the moderns, by virtue
+of his taste and devouring studies, is the best qualified to speak:
+
+ 'Aristotle was an extraordinary man. Plato was an extraordinary
+ man. That two men each severally so extraordinary should have been
+ living at the same time in the same place was a very extraordinary
+ thing. But would it diminish the wonder to suppose the two to be
+ one? So I say of Bacon and Shakespeare. That a human being
+ possessed of the faculties necessary to make a Shakespeare should
+ exist is extraordinary. That a human being possessed of the
+ necessary faculties to make Bacon should exist is extraordinary.
+ That two such human beings should have been living in London at the
+ same time was more extraordinary still. But that one man should
+ have existed possessing the faculties and opportunities necessary
+ to make _both_ would have been the most extraordinary thing of
+ all' (see Spedding's _Essays and Discussions_, 1879, pp. 371, 372).
+
+ 'Great writers, especially being contemporary, have many features
+ in common, but if they are really great writers they write
+ naturally, and nature is always individual. I doubt whether there
+ are five lines together to be found in Bacon which could be
+ mistaken for Shakespeare, or five lines in Shakespeare which could
+ be mistaken for Bacon, by one who was familiar with their several
+ styles and practised in such observations' (_Ibid._, p. 373).
+
+
+
+THE NON-JURORS
+
+
+To anyone blessed or cursed with an ironical humour the troublesome
+history of the Church of England since the Reformation cannot fail to
+be an endless source of delight. It really is exciting. Just a little
+more of Calvin and of Beza, half a dozen words here, or Cranmer's
+pencil through a single phrase elsewhere; a 'quantum suff.' of the men
+'that allowed no Eucharistic sacrifice,' and away must have gone
+beyond recall the possibility of the Laudian revival and all that
+still appertains thereunto. We must have lost the 'primitive' men, the
+Kens, the Wilsons, the Knoxes, the Kebles, the Puseys. On the other
+hand, but for the unfaltering language of the Articles, the hearty
+tone of the Homilies, and the agreeable readiness of both sides to
+curse the Italian impudence of the Bishop of Rome and all his
+'detestable enormities,' our Anglican Church history could never have
+been enriched with the names or sweetened by the memories of the
+Romaines, the Flavels, the Venns, the Simeons, and of many thousand
+unnamed saints who finished their course in the fervent faith of
+Evangelicalism. But on what a thread it has always hung! An
+ill-considered Act of Parliament, an amendment hastily accepted by a
+pestered layman at midnight, a decision in a court of law, a Jerusalem
+Bishoprick, a passage in an early Father, an ancient heresy restudied,
+and off to Rome goes a Newman or a Manning, whilst a Baptist Noel
+finds his less romantic refuge in Protestant Dissent. Schism is for
+ever in the air. Disruption a lively possibility. It has always been a
+ticklish business belonging to the Church of England, unless you can
+muster up enough courage to be a frank Erastian, and on the rare
+occasions when you attend your parish church handle the Book of Common
+Prayer with all the reverence due to a schedule to an Act of
+Parliament.
+
+Among the many noticeable humours of the present situation is the tone
+adopted by an average Churchman like Canon Overton to the Non-Jurors.
+When the late Mr. Lathbury published his admirable _History of the
+Non-Jurors_,[A] he had to prepare himself for a very different public
+of Churchmen and Churchwomen than will turn over Canon Overton's
+agreeable pages.[B] In 1845 the average Churchman, after he had
+conquered the serious initial difficulty of comprehending the
+Non-Juror's position, was only too apt to consider him a fool for his
+pains. 'It has been the custom,' wrote Mr. Lathbury, 'to speak of the
+Non-Jurors as a set of unreasonable men, and should I succeed in any
+measure in correcting those erroneous impressions, I shall feel that
+my labour has not been in vain.' But in 1902, as Canon Overton is
+ready enough to perceive, 'their position is a little better
+understood.' The well-nigh 'fools' are all but 'confessors.'
+
+ [Footnote A: _A History of the Non-Jurors_. By Thomas Lathbury.
+ London: Pickering, 1845.]
+
+ [Footnote B: _The Non-Jurors_. By J.H. Overton, D.D. London: Smith,
+ Elder and Co., 1902, 16s.]
+
+The early history of the Non-Jurors is as fascinating and as fruitful
+as their later history is dull, melancholy, and disappointing.
+
+Nobody will deny that the Bishops, clergy, and laity of the Church of
+England who refused to take the oaths to William and Mary and George
+I., when tendered to them, were amply justified in the Court of
+Conscience. They were ridiculed by the politicians of the day for
+their supersensitiveness; but what were they to do? If they took the
+oaths, they apostalized from the faith they had once professed.
+
+Before the Revolution it was the faith of all High Churchmen--part of
+the _deposition_ they had to guard--that the doctrine of
+non-resistance and passive obedience was Gospel truth, primitive
+doctrine, and a chief 'characteristic' of the Anglican Church.
+
+The saintly John Kettlewell, in his tractate, _Christianity: a
+Doctrine of the Cross, or Passive Obedience under any Pretended
+Invasion of Legal Rights and Liberties_ (1696), makes this perfectly
+plain; and when Ken came to compose his famous will, wherein he
+declared that he died in the Communion of the Church of England, 'as
+it adheres to the doctrine of the Cross,' the good Bishop did not mean
+what many a pious soul in later days has been edified by thinking he
+did mean, the doctrine of the Atonement, but that of passive
+obedience, which was the Non-Juror's cross.
+
+It is sad to think a doctrine dear to so many saintly men, maintained
+with an erudition so vast and exemplified by sacrifices so great,
+should have disappeared in the vortex of present-day conflict. It may
+some day reappear in Convocation. Kettlewell, who was a precise writer
+and accurate thinker, defined sovereignty as supremacy. 'Kings,' he
+said, 'can be no longer sovereigns, but subjects, if they have any
+superiors'; and he points out with much acumen that the best security
+under a sovereign 'which sovereignty allows' is that the Kings and
+Ministers are accountable and liable for breach of law as well as
+others. Kettlewell, had he lived long enough, might have come to
+transfer his idea of sovereignty to Kings, Lords, and Commons speaking
+through an Act of Parliament, and if so, he would have urged _active
+obedience_ to its enactments, when not contrary to conscience, and
+_passive obedience_ if they were so contrary. Therefore, were he alive
+to-day, and did he think it contrary to conscience (as he easily
+might) to pay a school-rate for an 'undenominational' school, he would
+not draw a cheque for the amount, but neither would he punch the
+bailiff's head who came to seize his furniture. Kettlewell's treatise
+is well worth reading. Its last paragraph is most spirited.
+
+There could be no doubt about it. The High Church party were bound
+hand and foot to the doctrine of the Cross--_i.e._, passive obedience
+to the Lord's Anointed. Whoever else might actively resist or forsake
+the King, they could not without apostasy. But the Revolution of 1688
+was not content to pierce the High Churchmen through one hand. Not
+only did the Revolution require the Church to forswear its King, but
+also to see its spiritual fathers deprived and intruders set in their
+places without even the semblance of any spiritual authority. If it
+was hard to have James II. a fugitive in foreign lands and Dutch
+William in Whitehall, it was perhaps even harder to see Sancroft
+expelled from Lambeth, and the Erastian and latitudinarian Tillotson,
+who was prepared to sacrifice even episcopacy for peace, usurping the
+title of Archbishop of Canterbury. After all, no man, not even a
+Churchman, can serve two masters. The loyalty of a High Churchman to
+the throne is always subject to his loyalty to the Church, and at the
+Revolution he was wounded in both houses.
+
+When Queen Elizabeth ascended the throne, and established what was
+then unblushingly called 'the new religion,' the whole Anglican
+Hierarchy, with the paltry exception of the Bishop of Llandaff,
+refused the oaths of supremacy, and were superseded. In a little
+more than 100 years the Protestant Bench was bombarded with a
+heart-searching oath--this time of allegiance. Opinion was divided;
+the point was not so clear as in 1559. The Archbishop of York and his
+brethren of London, Lincoln, Bristol, Winchester, Rochester, Llandaff
+and St. Asaph, Carlisle and St. David's, swore to bear true allegiance
+to Their Majesties King William and Queen Mary. The Archbishop of
+Canterbury and the Bishops of Bath and Wells, Ely, Gloucester,
+Norwich, Peterborough, Worcester, Chichester, and Chester refused to
+swear anything of the kind, and were consequently, in pursuance of the
+terms of an Act of Parliament, and of an Act of Parliament only,
+deprived of their ecclesiastical preferments. They thus became the
+first Non-Jurors, and were long, except two who died before actual
+sentence of exclusion, affectionately known and piously venerated in
+all High Church homes as 'the Deprived Fathers.'
+
+Who can doubt that they were right, holding the faith they did? Yet
+Englishmen do not take kindly to martyrdom, and some of the Bishops
+were strangely puzzled. The excellent Ken, who, like Keble, was an
+Englishman first and a Catholic afterwards (in other words, no true
+Catholic at all), when told that James was ready to give Ireland to
+France, as nearly as possible conformed, so angry was he with the
+Lord's Anointed; and even the fiery Leslie, one of our most agreeable
+writers, was always ready to forgive those pious, peaceful souls who
+thought it no sin, though great sorrow, to comply with the demands of
+Caesar, but still managed to retain their old Church and King
+principles. Leslie reserved his wrath for the Tillotsons and the
+Tenisons and the Burnets, who first, to use his own words, swallowed
+'the morsels of usurpation' and then dressed them up 'with all the
+gaudy and ridiculous flourishes that an Apostate eloquence can put
+upon them.'
+
+The early Non-Jurors included among their number a very large
+proportion of holy, learned, and primitive-minded men. At least 400 of
+the general body of the clergy refused the oaths and accepted for
+themselves and those dependent on them lives of poverty and seclusion.
+They were from the beginning an unpopular body. They were not
+Puritans, they were not Deists, they were not Presbyterians, they
+would not go to their parish churches; and yet they vehemently
+objected to being called Papists. What troublesome people! Five of the
+deprived fathers, including the Primate, had known what it was, when
+they defied their Sovereign, to be the idols of the mob; but when
+they adhered to his fallen cause they were deprived of their sees, and
+sent packing from their palaces without a single growl of popular
+discontent. Oblivion was their portion, even as it was of their Roman
+Catholic predecessors at the time of the Reformation.
+
+The Archbishop of Canterbury, when turned out of Lambeth by a judgment
+of the Court of King's Bench to make way for Tillotson, retired to his
+native village in Fressingfield, where he did not attend the parish
+church, nor would allow any but non-juring clergy to perform Divine
+service in his presence. Dr. Sancroft (who was a book-lover, and had
+designed a binding of his own) died on November 24, 1693, and the
+epitaph, of his own composition, on his tombstone may still be read
+with profit by time-servers of all degrees and denominations, cleric
+and lay, in Parliament and out of it. All the deprived Bishops, so Mr.
+Lathbury assures us, were in very narrow circumstances, and of Turner,
+of Ely, Mr. Lathbury very properly writes: 'This man who, by adhering
+to the new Sovereign, and taking the oath, might have ended his day
+amidst an abundance of earthly blessings, was actually sustained in
+his declining years by the bounty of those who sympathized with him in
+his distresses.' Bishop Turner died in 1700.
+
+Despite this distressing and most genuine poverty, the reader of old
+books will not infrequently come across traces of many happy and
+well-spent hours during which these poor Non-Jurors managed 'to fleet
+the time' in their own society, for they were, many of them, men of
+the most varied tastes and endowed with Christian tempers; whilst
+their writings exhibit, as no other writings of the period do, the
+saintliness and devotion which are supposed to be among the 'notes'
+of the Catholic Church. Two better men than Kettlewell and Dodwell
+are nowhere to be found, and as for vigorous writing, where is Charles
+Leslie to be matched?
+
+So long as the deprived fathers continued to live, the schism--for
+complete schism it was between 'the faithful remnant of the Church of
+England' and the Established Church--was on firm ground. But what was
+to happen when the last Bishop died? Dodwell, who, next to Hickes,
+seems to have dominated the Non-Juring mind, did not wish the schism
+to continue after the death of the deprived Bishops; for though he
+admitted that the prayers for the Revolution Sovereigns would be
+'unlawful prayers,' to which assent could not properly be given, he
+still thought that communion with the Church of England was possible.
+Hickes thought otherwise, and Hickes, it must not be forgotten, though
+only known to the world and even to Non-Jurors generally, as the
+deprived Dean of Worcester, was in sober truth and reality Bishop of
+Thetford, having been consecrated a Suffragan Bishop under that title
+by the deprived Bishops of Norwich, Peterborough, and Ely, at
+Southgate, in Middlesex, on February 24, 1693, in the Bishop of
+Peterborough's lodgings. At the same time the accomplished Thomas
+Wagstaffe was consecrated Suffragan Bishop of Ipswich, though he
+continued to earn his living as a physician all the rest of his days.
+
+These were clandestine consecrations, for even so well-tried and
+whole-hearted a Non-Juror as Thomas Hearne, of Oxford, knew nothing
+about them, though a great friend of both the new Bishops, until long
+years had sped. It would be idle at this distance of time, and having
+regard to the events which have happened since February, 1693, to
+consider the nice questions how far the Act of Henry VIII. relating to
+the appointment of suffragans could have any applicability to such
+consecrations, or what degree of Episcopal authority was thereby
+conferred, or for how long.
+
+As things turned out, Ken proved the longest liver of the deprived
+fathers. The good Bishop died at Longleat, one of the few great houses
+which sheltered Non-Jurors, on March 19, 1711. But before his death he
+had made cession of his rights to his friend Hooper, who on the
+violent death of Kidder, the intruding revolution Bishop, had been
+appointed by Queen Anne, who had wished to reinstate Ken, to Bath and
+Wells. It was the wish of Ken that the schism should come to an end on
+his death.
+
+It did nothing of the kind, though some very leading Non-Jurors,
+including the learned Dodwell and Nelson, rejoined the main body of
+the Church, saving all just exceptions to the 'unlawful prayers.'
+
+Bishop Wagstaffe died in 1712, leaving Bishop Hickes alone in his
+glory, who in 1713, assisted by two Scottish Bishops, consecrated
+Jeremy Collier, Samuel Hawes, and Nathaniel Spinckes, Bishops of 'the
+faithful remnant.' Hickes died in 1715, and the following year the
+great and hugely learned Thomas Brett became a Bishop, as also did
+Henry Gawdy.
+
+Then, alas! arose a schism which rent the faithful remnant in twain.
+It was about a great subject, the Communion Service. Collier and Brett
+were in favour of altering the Book of Common Prayer so as to restore
+it to the First Book of King Edward VI., which provided for (1) The
+mixed chalice; (2) prayers for the faithful departed; (3) prayer for
+the descent of the Holy Ghost on the consecrated elements; (4) the
+Oblatory Prayer, offering the elements to the Father as symbols of His
+Son's body and blood. This side of the controversy became known as
+'The Usagers,' whilst those Non-Jurors, headed by Bishop Spinckes, who
+held by King Charles's Prayer-Book, were called 'the Non-Usagers.' The
+discussion lasted long, and was distinguished by immense learning and
+acumen.
+
+The Usagers may be said to have carried the day, for after the
+controversy had lasted fourteen years, in 1731 Timothy Mawman was
+consecrated a Bishop by three Bishops, two of whom were 'Usagers' and
+one a 'Non-Usager.' But in the meantime what had become of the
+congregations committed to their charge? Never large, they had
+dwindled almost entirely away.
+
+The last regular Bishop was Robert Gordon, who was consecrated in 1741
+by Brett, Smith, and Mawman. Gordon, who was an out-and-out Jacobite,
+died in 1779.
+
+I have not even mentioned the name of perhaps the greatest of the
+Non-Jurors, William Law, nor that of Carte, an historian, the fruits
+of whose labour may still be seen in other men's orchards.
+
+The whole story, were it properly told, would prove how hard it is in
+a country like England, where nobody really cares about such things,
+to run a schism. But who knows what may happen to-morrow?
+
+
+
+LORD CHESTERFIELD
+
+
+'Buy good books and read them; the best books are the commonest, and
+the last editions are always the best, if the editors are not
+blockheads.' So wrote Lord Chesterfield to his son, that
+highly-favoured and much bewritten youth, on March 19, 1750, and his
+words have been chosen with great cunning by Mr. Charles Strachey as a
+motto for his new edition of these famous letters.[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: Published by Methuen and Co. in 2 vols.]
+
+The quotation is full of the practical wisdom, but is at the same
+time--so much, at least, an old book-collector may be allowed to
+say--a little suggestive of the too-well-defined limitations of their
+writer's genius and character. Lord Chesterfield is always clear and
+frequently convincing, yet his wisdom is that of Mr. Worldly Wiseman,
+and not only never points in the direction of the Celestial City, but
+seldom displays sympathy with any generous emotion or liberal taste.
+Yet as we have nobody like him in the whole body of our literature, we
+can welcome even another edition--portable, complete, and cheap--of
+his letters to his son with as much enthusiasm as is compatible with
+the graces, and with the maxim, so dear to his lordship's heart, _Nil
+admirari!_
+
+What, I have often wondered, induced Lord Chesterfield to write this
+enormously long and troublesome series of letters to a son who was not
+even his heir? Their sincerity cannot be called in question. William
+Wilberforce did not more fervently desire the conversion to God of his
+infant Samuel than apparently did Lord Chesterfield the transformation
+of his lumpish offspring into 'the all-accomplished man' he wished to
+have him.
+
+'All this,' so the father writes in tones of fervent pleading--'all
+this you may compass if you please. You have the means, you have the
+opportunities; employ them, for God's sake, while you may, and make
+yourself the all-accomplished man I wish to have you. It entirely
+depends upon the next two years; they are the decisive ones' (Letter
+CLXXVII.).
+
+It is the very language of an evangelical piety applied to the
+manufacture of a worldling. But what promoted the anxiety? Was it
+natural affection--a father's love? If it was, never before or since
+has that world-wide and homely emotion been so concealed. There is a
+detestable, a forbidding, an all-pervading harshness of tone
+throughout this correspondence that seems to banish affection, to
+murder love. Read Letter CLXXVIII., and judge for yourselves. I will
+quote a passage:
+
+ 'The more I love you now from the good opinion I have of you, the
+ greater will be my indignation if I should have reason to change
+ it. Hitherto you have had every possible proof of my affection,
+ because you have deserved it, but when you cease to deserve it you
+ may expect every possible mark of my resentment. To leave nothing
+ doubtful upon this important point, I will tell you fairly
+ beforehand by what rule I shall judge of your conduct: by Mr.
+ Harte's account.... If he complains you must be guilty, and I shall
+ not have the least regard for anything you may allege in your own
+ defence.'
+
+Ugh! what a father! Lord Chesterfield despised the Gospels, and made
+little of St. Paul; yet the New Testament could have taught him
+something concerning the nature of a father's love. His language is
+repulsive, repugnant, and yet how few fathers have taken the trouble
+to write 400 educational letters of great length to their sons! All
+one can say is that Chesterfield's letters are without natural
+affection:
+
+ 'If this be error and upon me proved,
+ I never writ, and no man ever loved.'
+
+If affection did not dictate these letters, what did? Could it be
+ambition? So astute a man as Chesterfield, who was kept well informed
+as to the impression made by his son, could hardly suppose it likely
+that the boy would make a name for himself, and thereby confer
+distinction upon the family of which he was an irregular offshoot. A
+respectable diplomatic career, with an interval in the House of
+Commons, was the most that so clear-sighted a man could anticipate for
+the young Stanhope. Was it literary fame for himself? This, of course,
+assumes that subsequent publication was contemplated by the writer.
+The dodges and devices of authors are well-nigh infinite and quite
+beyond conjecture, and it is, of course, possible that Lord
+Chesterfield kept copies of these letters, which bear upon their
+faces evidence of care and elaboration. It is not to be supposed for a
+moment that he ever forgot he had written them. It is hard to believe
+he never inquired after them and their whereabouts. Great men have
+been known to write letters which, though they bore other addresses,
+were really intended for their biographers. It would not have been
+surprising if Lord Chesterfield wrote these letters intending some day
+to publish them, but not only is there no warrant for such an opinion,
+but the opposite is clearly established. It is, no doubt, odd that the
+son should have carefully preserved more than 400 letters written to
+him during a period beginning with his tenderest years and continuing
+whilst he was travelling on the Continent. It seems almost a miracle.
+What made the son treasure them so carefully? Did he look forward to
+being his father's biographer? Hardly so at the age of ten, or even
+twenty. Biographies were not then what they have since become. No
+doubt in the middle of the eighteenth century letters were more
+treasured than they are to-day, and young Stanhope's friends may also
+have thought it wise to encourage him to preserve documentary evidence
+of the great interest taken in him by his father. None the less, I
+think the preservation of this correspondence is in the circumstances
+a most extraordinary though well-established fact.
+
+The son died in 1768 of a dropsy at Avignon, and the news was
+communicated to the Earl by his daughter-in-law, Mrs. Eugenia
+Stanhope, of whose existence he was previously unaware. Two grandsons
+accompanied her. It was a shock; but 'les manieres nobles et aisees,
+la tournure d'un homme de condition, le ton de la bonne compagnie,
+les graces le je ne scais quoi qui plait,' came to Lord Chesterfield's
+assistance, and he received his son's widow, who was not a pleasing
+person, and her two boys with kindness and good feeling, and provided
+for them quite handsomely by his will. The Earl died in 1773, in his
+seventy-ninth year, and thereupon Mrs. Stanhope, who was in possession
+of all the original letters addressed to her late husband, carried
+her wares to market, and made a bargain with Mr. Dodsley for their
+publication, she to receive L1,575. Mr. Dodsley advertised the
+forthcoming work, and on that the Earl's executors, relying upon the
+well-known case of Pope _v._ Curl, decided by Lord Hardwicke in 1741,
+filed their bill against Mrs. Stanhope, seeking an injunction to
+restrain publication. The widow put in her sworn Answer, in which she
+averred that she had, on more occasions than one, mentioned
+publication to the Earl, and that he, though recovering from her
+certain written characters of eminent contemporaries, had seemed quite
+content to let her do what she liked with the letters, only remarking
+that there was too much Latin in them. The executors seem to have
+moved for what is called an interim injunction--that is, an injunction
+until trial of the cause, and, from the report in _Ambler_, it appears
+that Lord Apsley (a feeble creature) granted such an injunction, but
+recommended the executors to permit the publication if, on seeing a
+copy of the correspondence, they saw no objection to it. In the result
+the executors gave their consent, and the publication became an
+authorized one, so much so that Dodsley was able to obtain an
+interdict in the Scotch Court preventing a certain Scotch bookseller,
+caller McFarquhar, from reprinting the letters in Edinburgh. Whether
+the executors believed Mrs. Stanhope's story, or saw no reason to
+object to the publication of the letters, I do not know, but it is
+clear that the opposition was a half-hearted one.
+
+It would be hasty to assume that Lord Chesterfield wrote these letters
+with any intention of publication, and I am therefore left without
+being able to suggest any strong reason for their existence. A
+restless, itching pen, perhaps, accounts for them. Some men find a
+pleasure in writing, even at great length; others, of whom Carlyle was
+one, though they hate the labour, are yet compelled by some fierce
+necessity to blacken paper.
+
+At all events, we have Lord Chesterfield's letters, and, having them,
+they will always have readers, for they are readable.
+
+That the letters are full of wit and wisdom and sound advice is
+certain. Mr. Strachey, in his preface, seems to be under the
+impression that in the popular estimate Chesterfield is reckoned an
+elegant trifler, a man of no serious account. What the popular or
+vulgar estimate of Chesterfield may be it would be hard to determine,
+nor is it of the least importance, for no one who knows about Lord
+Chesterfield can possibly entertain any such opinion. How it came
+about that so able and ambitious a man made so poor a thing out of
+life, and failed so completely, is puzzling at first, though a little
+study would, I think, make the reasons of Chesterfield's failure plain
+enough.
+
+To prove by extracts from the Letters how wise a man Chesterfield was
+would be easy, but tiresome; to exhibit him in a repulsive character
+would be equally easy, but spiteful. I prefer to leave him alone, and
+to content myself with but one quotation, which has a touch of both
+wisdom and repulsiveness:
+
+ 'Consult your reason betimes. I do not say it will always prove an
+ unerring guide, for human reason is not infallible, but it will
+ prove the least erring guide that you can follow. Books and
+ conversation may assist it, but adopt neither blindly and
+ implicitly; try both by that best rule God has given to direct
+ us--reason. Of all the truths do not decline that of thinking. The
+ host of mankind can hardly be said to think; their prejudices are
+ almost all adoptive; and in general I believe it is better that it
+ should be so, as such common prejudices contribute more to order
+ and quiet than their own separate reasonings would do, uncultivated
+ as they are. We have many of these useful prejudices in this
+ country which I should be very sorry to see removed. The good
+ Protestant conviction that the Pope is both Antichrist and the
+ Whore of Babylon is a more effectual preservative against Popery
+ than all the solid and unanswerable arguments of Chillingworth.'
+
+
+
+THE JOHNSONIAN LEGEND
+
+
+The ten handsome volumes which the indefatigable and unresting zeal of
+Dr. Birkbeck Hill, and the high spirit of the Clarendon Press, have
+edited, arranged, printed, and published for the benefit of the world
+and the propagation of the Gospel according to Dr. Johnson are
+pleasant things to look upon. I hope the enterprise has proved
+remunerative to those concerned, but I doubt it. The parsimony of the
+public in the matter of books is pitiful. The ordinary purse-carrying
+Englishman holds in his head a ready-reckoner or scale of charges by
+which he tests his purchases--so much for a dinner, so much for a
+bottle of champagne, so much for a trip to Paris, so much for a pair
+of gloves, and so much for a book. These ten volumes would cost him L4
+9s. 3d. 'Whew! What a price for a book, and where are they to be put,
+and who is to dust them?' Idle questions! As for room, a bicycle takes
+more room than 1,000 books; and as for dust, it is a delusion. You
+should never dust books. There let it lie until the rare hour arrives
+when you want to read a particular volume; then warily approach it
+with a snow-white napkin, take it down from its shelf, and,
+withdrawing to some back apartment, proceed to cleanse the tome. Dr.
+Johnson adopted other methods. Every now and again he drew on huge
+gloves, such as those once worn by hedgers and ditchers, and then,
+clutching his folios and octavos, he banged and buffeted them together
+until he was enveloped in a cloud of dust. This violent exercise over,
+the good doctor restored the volumes, all battered and bruised, to
+their places, where, of course, the dust resettled itself as speedily
+as possible.
+
+Dr. Johnson could make books better than anybody, but his notions of
+dusting them were primitive and erroneous. But the room and the dust
+are mere subterfuges. The truth is, there is a disinclination to pay
+L4 9s. 3d. for the ten volumes containing the complete Johnsonian
+legend. To quarrel with the public is idiotic and most un-Johnsonian.
+'Depend upon it, sir,' said the Sage, 'every state of society is as
+luxurious as it can be.' We all, a handful of misers excepted, spend
+more money than we can afford upon luxuries, but what those luxuries
+are to be is largely determined for us by the fashions of our time. If
+we do not buy these ten volumes, it is not because we would not like
+to have them, but because we want the money they cost for something we
+want more. As for dictating to men how they are to spend their money,
+it were both a folly and an impertinence.
+
+These ten volumes ended Dr. Hill's labours as an editor of _Johnson's
+Life and Personalia_, but did not leave him free. He had set his mind
+on an edition of the _Lives of the Poets_. This, to the regret of all
+who knew him either personally or as a Johnsonian, he did not live to
+see through the press. But it is soon to appear, and will be a
+storehouse of anecdote and a miracle of cross-references. A poet who
+has been dead a century or two is amazing good company--at least, he
+never fails to be so when Johnson tells us as much of his story as he
+can remember without undue research, with that irony of his, that vast
+composure, that humorous perception of the greatness and the
+littleness of human life, that make the brief records of a Spratt, a
+Walsh, and a Fenton so divinely entertaining. It is an immense
+testimony to the healthiness of the Johnsonian atmosphere that Dr.
+Hill, who breathed it almost exclusively for a quarter of a century
+and upwards, showed no symptoms either of moral deterioration or
+physical exhaustion. His appetite to the end was as keen as ever, nor
+was his temper obviously the worse. The task never became a toil, not
+even a tease. 'You have but two subjects,' said Johnson to Boswell:
+'yourself and myself. I am sick of both.' Johnson hated to be talked
+about, or to have it noticed what he ate or what he had on. For a
+hundred years now last past he has been more talked about and noticed
+than anybody else. But Dr. Hill never grew sick of Dr. Johnson.
+
+The _Johnsonian Miscellanies_[A] open with the _Prayers and
+Meditations_, first published by the Rev. Dr. Strahan in 1785. Strahan
+was the Vicar of Islington, and into his hands at an early hour one
+morning Dr. Johnson, then approaching his last days, put the papers,
+'with instructions for committing them to the press and with a promise
+to prepare a sketch of his own life to accompany them.' This promise
+the doctor was not able to keep, and shortly after his death his
+reverend friend published the papers just as they were put into his
+hands. One wonders he had the heart to do it, but the clerical mind is
+sometimes strangely insensitive to the privacy of thought. But, as in
+the case of most indelicate acts, you cannot but be glad the thing was
+done. The original manuscript is at Pembroke College, Oxford. In these
+_Prayers and Meditations_ we see an awful figure. The _solitary_
+Johnson, perturbed, tortured, oppressed, in distress of body and of
+mind, full of alarms for the future both in this world and the next,
+teased by importunate and perplexing thoughts, harassed by morbid
+infirmities, vexed by idle yet constantly recurring scruples, with an
+inherited melancholy and a threatened sanity, is a gloomy and even a
+terrible picture, and forms a striking contrast to the social hero,
+the triumphant dialectician of Boswell, Mrs. Thrale, and Madame
+D'Arblay. Yet it is relieved by its inherent humanity, its fellowship
+and feeling. Dr. Johnson's piety is delightfully full of human
+nature--far too full to please the poet Cowper, who wrote of the
+_Prayers and Meditations_ as follows:
+
+ 'If it be fair to judge of a book by an extract, I do not wonder
+ that you were so little edified by Johnson's Journal. It is even
+ more ridiculous than was poor Rutty's of flatulent memory. The
+ portion of it given us in this day's paper contains not one
+ sentiment worth one farthing, except the last, in which he resolves
+ to bind himself with no more unbidden obligations. Poor man! one
+ would think that to pray for his dead wife and to pinch himself
+ with Church fasts had been almost the whole of his religion.'
+
+ [Footnote A: Two volumes. Oxford Clarendon Press, 1897.]
+
+It were hateful to pit one man's religion against another's, but it
+is only fair to Dr. Johnson's religion to remember that, odd compound
+as it was, it saw him through the long struggle of life, and enabled
+him to meet the death he so honestly feared like a man and a
+Christian. The _Prayers and Meditations_ may not be an edifying book
+in Cowper's sense of the word; there is nothing triumphant about it;
+it is full of infirmities and even absurdities; but, for all that, it
+contains more piety than 10,000 religious biographies. Nor must the
+evidence it contains of weakness be exaggerated. Beset with
+infirmities, a lazy dog, as he often declared himself to be, he yet
+managed to do a thing or two. Here, for example, is an entry:
+
+ '29, EASTER EVE (1777).
+
+ 'I rose and again prayed with reference to my departed wife. I
+ neither read nor went to church, yet can scarcely tell how I have
+ been hindered. I treated with booksellers on a bargain, but the
+ time was not long.'
+
+Too long, perhaps, for Johnson's piety, but short enough to enable the
+booksellers to make an uncommon good bargain for the _Lives of the
+Poets_. 'As to the terms,' writes Mr. Dilly, 'it was left entirely to
+the doctor to name his own; he mentioned 200 guineas; it was
+immediately agreed to.' The business-like Malone makes the following
+observation on the transaction: 'Had he asked 1,000, or even 1,500,
+guineas the booksellers, who knew the value of his name, would
+doubtless have readily given it.' Dr. Johnson, though the son of a
+bookseller, was the least tradesman-like of authors. The bargain was
+bad, but the book was good.
+
+A year later we find this record:
+
+ 'MONDAY, _April_ 20 (1778).
+
+ 'After a good night, as I am forced to reckon, I rose seasonably
+ and prayed, using the collect for yesterday. In reviewing my time
+ from Easter, 1777, I find a very melancholy and shameful blank. So
+ little has been done that days and months are without any trace. My
+ health has, indeed, been very much interrupted. My nights have been
+ commonly not only restless but painful and fatiguing.... I have
+ written a little of the _Lives of the Poets_, I think, with all my
+ usual vigour. I have made sermons, perhaps, as readily as formerly.
+ My memory is less faithful in retaining names, and, I am afraid, in
+ retaining occurrences. Of this vacillation and vagrancy of mind I
+ impute a great part to a fortuitous and unsettled life, and
+ therefore purpose to spend my life with more method.
+
+ 'This year the 28th of March passed away without memorial. Poor
+ Tetty, whatever were our faults and failings, we loved each other.
+ I did not forget thee yesterday. Couldst thou have lived! I am now,
+ with the help of God, to begin a new life.'
+
+Dr. Hill prints an interesting letter of Mr. Jowett's, in which occur
+the following observations:
+
+ 'It is a curious question whether Boswell has unconsciously
+ misrepresented Johnson in any respect. I think, judging from the
+ materials, which are supplied chiefly by himself, that in one
+ respect he has. He has represented him more as a sage and
+ philosopher in his conduct as well as his conversation than he
+ really was, and less as a rollicking "King of Society." The gravity
+ of Johnson's own writings tends to confirm this, as I suspect,
+ erroneous impression. His religion was fitful and intermittent; and
+ when once the ice was broken he enjoyed Jack Wilkes, though he
+ refused to shake hands with Hume. I was much struck with a remark
+ of Sir John Hawkins (excuse me if I have mentioned this to you
+ before): "He was the most humorous man I ever knew."'
+
+Mr. Jowett's letter raises some nice points--the Wilkes and Hume
+point, for example. Dr. Johnson hated both blasphemy and bawd, but he
+hated blasphemy most. Mr. Jowett shared the doctor's antipathies, but
+very likely hated bawd more than he did blasphemy. But, as I have
+already said, the point is a nice one. To crack jokes with Wilkes at
+the expense of Boswell and the Scotch seems to me a very different
+thing from shaking hands with Hume. But, indeed, it is absurd to
+overlook either Johnson's melancholy piety or his abounding humour and
+love of fun and nonsense. His _Prayers and Meditations_ are full of
+the one, Boswell and Mrs. Thrale and Madame D'Arblay are full of the
+other. Boswell's _Johnson_ has superseded the 'authorized biography'
+by Sir John Hawkins, and Dr. Hill did well to include in these
+_Miscellanies_ Hawkins' inimitable description of the memorable
+banquet given at the Devil Tavern, near Temple Bar, in the spring of
+1751, to celebrate the publication of Mrs. Charlotte Lennox's first
+novel. What delightful revelry! what innocent mirth! prolonged though
+it was till long after dawn. Poor Mrs. Lennox died in distress in
+1804, at the age of eighty-three. Could Johnson but have lived he
+would have lent her his helping hand. He was no fair-weather friend,
+but shares with Charles Lamb the honour of being able to unite narrow
+means and splendid munificence.
+
+I must end with an anecdote:
+
+ 'Henderson asked the doctor's opinion of _Dido_ and its author.
+ "Sir," said Dr. Johnson, "I never did the man an injury. Yet he
+ would read his tragedy to me."'
+
+
+
+
+BOSWELL AS BIOGRAPHER
+
+
+Boswell's position in English literature cannot be disputed, nor can
+he ever be displaced from it. He has written our greatest biography.
+That is all. Theorize about it as much as you like, account for it how
+you may, the fact remains. 'Alone I did it.' There has been plenty of
+theorizing. Lord Macaulay took the subject in hand and tossed it up
+and down for half a dozen pages with a gusto that drove home to many
+minds the conviction, the strange conviction, that our greatest
+biography was written by one of the very smallest men that ever lived,
+'a man of the meanest and feeblest intellect'--by a dunce, a parasite,
+and a coxcomb; by one 'who, if he had not been a great fool, would
+never have been a great writer.' So far Macaulay, _anno Domini_ 1831,
+in the vigorous pages of the _Edinburgh Review_. A year later appears
+in _Fraser's Magazine_ another theory by another hand, not then
+famous, Mr. Thomas Carlyle. I own to an inordinate affection for Mr.
+Carlyle as 'literary critic' As philosopher and sage, he has served
+our turn. We have had the fortune, good or bad, to outlive him; and
+our sad experience is that death makes a mighty difference to all but
+the very greatest. The sight of the author of _Sartor Resartus_ in a
+Chelsea omnibus, the sound of Dr. Newman's voice preaching to a small
+congregation in Birmingham, kept alive in our minds the vision of
+their greatness--it seemed then as if that greatness could know no
+limit; but no sooner had they gone away, than somehow or another
+one became conscious of some deficiency in their intellectual
+positions--the tide of human thought rushed visibly by them, and it
+became plain that to no other generation would either of these men be
+what they had been to their own. But Mr. Carlyle as literary critic
+has a tenacious grasp, and Boswell was a subject made for his hand.
+'Your Scottish laird, says an English naturalist of those days, may be
+defined as the hungriest and vainest of all bipeds yet known.' Carlyle
+knew the type well enough. His general description of Boswell is
+savage:
+
+ 'Boswell was a person whose mean or bad qualities lay open to the
+ general eye, visible, palpable to the dullest. His good qualities,
+ again, belonged not to the time he lived in; were far from common
+ then; indeed, in such a degree were almost unexampled; not
+ recognisable, therefore, by everyone; nay, apt even, so strange
+ had they grown, to be confounded with the very vices they lay
+ contiguous to and had sprung out of. That he was a wine-bibber and
+ good liver, gluttonously fond of whatever would yield him a little
+ solacement, were it only of a stomachic character, is undeniable
+ enough. That he was vain, heedless, a babbler, had much of the
+ sycophant, alternating with the braggadocio, curiously spiced, too,
+ with an all-pervading dash of the coxcomb; that he gloried much
+ when the tailor by a court suit had made a new man of him; that he
+ appeared at the Shakespeare Jubilee with a riband imprinted
+ "Corsica Boswell" round his hat, and, in short, if you will, lived
+ no day of his life without saying and doing more than one
+ pretentious ineptitude, all this unhappily is evident as the sun at
+ noon. The very look of Boswell seems to have signified so much. In
+ that cocked nose, cocked partly in triumph over his weaker
+ fellow-creatures, partly to snuff up the smell of coming pleasure
+ and scent it from afar, in those big cheeks, hanging like
+ half-filled wine-skins, still able to contain more, in that
+ coarsely-protruded shelf mouth, that fat dew-lapped chin; in all
+ this who sees not sensuality, pretension, boisterous imbecility
+ enough? The underpart of Boswell's face is of a low, almost brutish
+ character.'
+
+This is character-painting with a vengeance. Portrait of a Scotch
+laird by the son of a Scotch peasant. Carlyle's Boswell is to me the
+very man. If so, Carlyle's paradox seems as great as Macaulay's, for
+though Carlyle does not call Boswell a great fool in plain set terms,
+he goes very near it. But he keeps open a door through which he
+effects his escape. Carlyle sees in Bozzy 'the old reverent feeling of
+discipleship, in a word, hero-worship.'
+
+ 'How the babbling Bozzy, inspired only by love and the recognition
+ and vision which love can lend, epitomizes nightly the words of
+ Wisdom, the deeds and aspects of Wisdom, and so, little by little,
+ unconsciously works together for us a whole "Johnsoniad"--a more
+ free, perfect, sunlit and spirit-speaking likeness than for many
+ centuries has been drawn by man of man.'
+
+This I think is a little overdrawn. That Boswell loved Johnson, God
+forbid I should deny. But that he was inspired only by love to write
+his life, I gravely question. Boswell was, as Carlyle has said, a
+greedy man--and especially was he greedy of fame--and he saw in his
+revered friend a splendid subject for artistic biographic treatment.
+Here is where both Macaulay and Carlyle are, as I suggest, wrong.
+Boswell was a fool, but only in the sense in which hundreds of great
+artists have been fools; on his own lines, and across his own bit of
+country, he was no fool. He did not accidentally stumble across
+success, but he deliberately aimed at what he hit. Read his preface
+and you will discover his method. He was as much an artist as either
+of his two famous critics. Where Carlyle goes astray is in attributing
+to discipleship what was mainly due to a dramatic sense. However,
+theories are no great matter.
+
+Our means of knowledge of James Boswell are derived mainly from
+himself; he is his own incriminator. In addition to the life there is
+the Corsican tour, the Hebrides tour, the letters to Erskine and to
+Temple, and a few insignificant occasional publications in the shape
+of letters to the people of Scotland, etc. With these before him it is
+impossible for any biographer to approach Bozzy in a devotional
+attitude; he was all Carlyle calls him. Our sympathies are with his
+father, who despised him, and with his son, who was ashamed of him. It
+is indeed strange to think of him staggering, like the drunkard he
+was, between these two respectable and even stately figures--the
+Senator of the Court of Justice and the courtly scholar and antiquary.
+And yet it is to the drunkard humanity is debtor. Respectability is
+not everything.
+
+Boswell had many literary projects and ambitions, and never intended
+to be known merely as the biographer of Johnson. He proposed to write
+a life of Lord Kames and to compose memoirs of Hume. It seems he did
+write a life of Sir Robert Sibbald. He had other plans in his head,
+but dissipation and a steadily increasing drunkenness destroyed them
+all. As inveterate book-hunter, I confess to a great fancy to lay
+hands on his _Dorando: A Spanish Tale_, a shilling book published in
+Edinburgh during the progress of the once famous Douglas case, and
+ordered to be suppressed as contempt of court after it had been
+through three editions. It is said, probably hastily, that no copy is
+known to exist--a dreary fate which, according to Lord Macaulay, might
+have attended upon the _Life of Johnson_ had the copyright of that
+work become the property of Boswell's son, who hated to hear it
+mentioned. It is not, however, very easy to get rid of any book once
+it is published, and I do not despair of reading _Dorando_ before I
+die.
+
+
+
+
+OLD PLEASURE GARDENS[A]
+
+
+ [Footnote A: _Pleasure Gardens of the Eighteenth Century_, by Warwick
+ Wroth, F.S.A., assisted by Arthur Edgar Wroth. London: Macmillan and
+ Co.]
+
+This is an honest book, disfigured by no fine writing or woeful
+attempts to make us dance round may-poles with our ancestors. Terribly
+is our good language abused by the swell-mob of stylists, for whom it
+is certainly not enough that Chatham's language is their mother's
+tongue. May the Devil fly away with these artists; though no sooner
+had he done so than we should be 'wae' for auld Nicky-ben. Mr. Wroth,
+of the British Museum, and his brother, Mr. Arthur Wroth, are above
+such vulgar pranks, and never strain after the picturesque, but in the
+plain garb of honest men carry us about to the sixty-four gardens
+where the eighteenth-century Londoner, his wife and family--the John
+Gilpins of the day--might take their pleasure either sadly, as indeed
+best befits our pilgrim state, or uproariously to deaden the ear to
+the still small voice of conscience--the pangs of slighted love, the
+law's delay, the sluggish step of Fortune, the stealthy strides of
+approaching poverty, or any other of the familiar incidents of our
+mortal life. The sixty-two illustrations which adorn the book are as
+honest as the letterpress. There is a most delightful Morland
+depicting a very stout family indeed regaling itself _sub tegmine
+fagi_. It is called a 'Tea Party.' A voluminous mother holds in her
+roomy lap a very fat baby, whose back and neck are full upon you as
+you stare into the picture. And what a jolly back and innocent neck it
+is! Enough to make every right-minded woman cry out with pleasure.
+Then there is the highly respectable father stirring his cup and
+watching with placid content a gentleman in lace and ruffles attending
+to the wife, whilst the two elder children play with a wheezy dog.
+
+In these pages we can see for ourselves the British public--God rest
+its soul!--enjoying itself. This honest book is full of _la
+bourgeoisie_. The rips and the painted ladies occasionally, it is
+true, make their appearance, but they are reduced to their proper
+proportions. The Adam and Eve Tea Gardens, St. Pancras, have a
+somewhat rakish sound, calculated to arrest the jaded attention of the
+debauchee, but what has Mr. Wroth to tell us about them?
+
+ 'About the beginning of the present century it could still be
+ described as an agreeable retreat, "with enchanting prospects"; and
+ the gardens were laid out with arbours, flowers, and shrubs. Cows
+ were kept for making syllabubs, and on summer afternoons a regular
+ company met to play bowls and trap-ball in an adjacent field. One
+ proprietor fitted out a mimic squadron of frigates in the garden,
+ and the long-room was used a good deal for beanfeasts and
+ tea-drinking parties' (p. 127).
+
+What a pleasant place! Syllabubs! How sweet they sound! Nobody
+worried then about diphtheria; they only died of it. Mimic frigates,
+too! What patriotism! These gardens are as much lost as those of the
+Hesperides. A cemetery swallowed them up--the cemetery which adjoins
+the old St. Pancras Churchyard. The Tavern, shorn of its amenities, a
+mere drink-shop, survived as far down the century as 1874, soon after
+which date it also disappeared. Hornsey Wood House has a name not
+unknown in the simple annals of tea-drinking. It is now part of
+Finsbury Park, but in the middle of the last century its long-room 'on
+popular holydays, such as Whit Sunday, might be seen crowded as early
+as nine or ten in the morning with a motley assemblage eating rolls
+and butter and drinking tea at an extravagant price.' 'Hone remembered
+the old Hornsey Wood House as it stood embowered, and seeming a part
+of the wood. It was at that time kept by two sisters--Mrs. Lloyd and
+Mrs. Collier--and these aged dames were usually to be found before
+their door on a seat between two venerable oaks, wherein swarms of
+bees hived themselves.'
+
+What a picture is this of these vanished dames! Somewhere, I trust,
+they are at peace.
+
+ 'And there, they say, two bright and aged snakes,
+ Who once were Cadmus and Harmonia,
+ Bask in the glens or on the warm sea-shore.'
+
+A more raffish place was the Dog and Duck in St. George's Fields,
+which boasted mineral springs, good for gout, stone, king's evil, sore
+eyes, and inveterate cancers. Considering its virtue, the water was a
+cheap liquor, for a dozen bottles could be had at the spa for a
+shilling. The Dog and Duck, though at last it exhibited depraved
+tastes, was at one time well conducted. Miss Talbot writes about it to
+Mrs. Carter, and Dr. Johnson advised his Thralia to try the waters. It
+was no mean place, but boasted a breakfast-room, a bowling-green, and
+a swimming-bath 200 feet long and 100 feet (nearly) broad. Mr. Wroth
+narrates the history of its fall with philosophical composure. In the
+hands of one Hedger the decencies were disregarded, and thieves made
+merry where once Miss Talbot sipped bohea. One of its frequenters,
+Charlotte Shaftoe, is said to have betrayed seven of her intimates to
+the gallows. Few visitors' lists could stand such a strain as Miss
+Shaftoe put upon hers. In 1799 the Dog and Duck was suppressed, and
+Bethlehem Hospital now reigns in its stead. 'The Peerless Pool' has a
+Stevensonian sound. It was a dangerous pond behind Old Street, long
+known as 'The Parlous or Perilous Pond' 'because divers youth by
+swimming therein have been drowned.' In 1743 a London jeweller called
+Kemp took it in hand, turned it into a pleasure bath, and renamed it,
+happily enough, 'The Peerless Pool.' It was a fine open-air bath, 170
+feet long, more than 100 feet broad, and from 3 to 5 feet deep. 'It
+was nearly surrounded by trees, and the descent was by marble steps to
+a fine gravel bottom, through which the springs that supplied the pool
+came bubbling up.' Mr. Kemp likewise constructed a fish-pond. The
+enterprise met with success, and anglers, bathers, and at due seasons
+skaters, flocked to 'The Peerless Pool.' Hone describes how every
+Thursday and Saturday the boys from the Bluecoat School were wont to
+plunge into its depths. You ask its fate. It has been built over.
+Peerless Street, the second main turning on the left of the City Road
+just beyond Old Street in coming from the City, is all that is left to
+remind anyone of the once Parlous Pool, unless, indeed, it still
+occasionally creeps into a cellar and drowns cockroaches instead of
+divers youths. The Three Hats, Highbury Barn, Hampstead Wells, are not
+places to be lightly passed over. In Mr. Wroth's book you may read
+about them and trace their fortunes--their fallen fortunes. After all,
+they have only shared the fate of empires.
+
+Of the most famous London gardens--Marylebone, Ranelagh, and, greatest
+of them all, Vauxhall--Mr. Wroth writes at, of course, a becoming
+length. Marylebone Gardens, when at their largest, comprised about 8
+acres. Beaumont Street, part of Devonshire Street and of Devonshire
+Place and Upper Wimpole Street, now occupy their site. Music was the
+main feature of Marylebone. A band played in the evening. Vocalists at
+different times drew crowds. Masquerades and fireworks appeared later
+in the history of the gardens, which usually were open three nights of
+the week. Dr. Johnson's turbulent behaviour, on the occasion of one of
+his frequent visits, will easily be remembered. Marylebone, at no
+period, says Mr. Wroth, attained the vogue of Ranelagh or the
+universal popularity of Vauxhall. In 1776 the gardens were closed, and
+two years later the builders began to lay out streets. Ranelagh is,
+perhaps, the greatest achievement of the eighteenth century. Its
+Rotunda, built in 1741, is compared by Mr. Wroth to the reading-room
+of the British Museum. No need to give its dimensions; only look at
+the print, and you will understand what Johnson meant when he declared
+that the _coup d'oeil_ of Ranelagh was the finest thing he had ever
+seen. The ordinary charge for admission was half a crown, which
+secured you tea or coffee and bread-and-butter. The gardens were
+usually open Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and the amusements were
+music, tea-drinking, walking, and talking. Mr. Wroth quotes a
+Frenchman, who, after visiting Ranelagh in 1800, calls it 'le plus
+insipide lieu d'amusement que l'on ait pu imaginer,' and even hints at
+Dante's Purgatory. An earlier victim from Gaul thus records his
+experience of Ranelagh: 'On s'ennui avec de la mauvaise musique, du
+the et du beurre.' So true is it that the cheerfulness you find
+anywhere is the cheerfulness you have brought with you. However,
+despite the Frenchman, good music and singing were at times to be
+heard at Ranelagh. The nineteenth century would have nothing to do
+with Ranelagh, and in 1805 it was pulled down. The site now belongs to
+Chelsea Hospital. Cuper's Gardens lacked the respectability of
+Marylebone and the style of Ranelagh, but they had their vogue during
+the same century. They were finely situated on the south side of the
+Thames opposite Somerset House. Cuper easily got altered into Cupid;
+and when on the death of Ephraim Evans in 1740 the business came to be
+carried on by his widow, a comely dame who knew a thing or two, it
+proved to be indeed a going concern. But the new Licensing Bill of
+1752 destroyed Cupid's Garden, and Mrs. Evans was left lamenting and
+wholly uncompensated. Of Vauxhall Mr. Wroth treats at much length, and
+this part of his book is especially rich in illustrations. Every lover
+of Old London and old times and old prints should add Mr. Wroth's book
+to his library.
+
+
+
+
+OLD BOOKSELLERS
+
+
+There has just been a small flutter amongst those who used to be
+called stationers or text-writers in the good old days, before
+printing was, and when even Peers of the Realm (now so highly
+educated) could not sign their names, or, at all events, preferred not
+to do so--booksellers they are now styled--and the question which
+agitates them is discount. Having mentioned this, one naturally passes
+on.
+
+No great trade has an obscurer history than the book trade. It seems
+to lie choked in mountains of dust which it would be suicidal to
+disturb. Men have lived from time to time of literary skill--Dr.
+Johnson was one of them--who had knowledge, extensive and peculiar, of
+the traditions and practices of 'the trade,' as it is proudly styled
+by its votaries; but nobody has ever thought it worth his while to
+make record of his knowledge, which accordingly perished with him, and
+is now irrecoverably lost.
+
+In old days booksellers were also publishers, frequently printers, and
+sometimes paper-makers. Jacob Tonson not only owned Milton's _Paradise
+Lost_--for all time, as he fondly thought, for little did he dream of
+the fierce construction the House of Lords was to put upon the
+Copyright Act of Queen Anne--not only was Dryden's publisher, but also
+kept shop in Chancery Lane, and sold books across the counter. He
+allowed no discount, but, so we are told, 'spoke his mind upon all
+occasions, and flattered no one,' not even glorious John.
+
+For a long time past the trades of bookselling and book-publishing
+have been carried on apart. This has doubtless rid booksellers of all
+the unpopularity which formerly belonged to them in their other
+capacity. This unpopularity is now heaped as a whole upon the
+publishers, who certainly need not dread the doom awaiting those of
+whom the world speaks well.
+
+A tendency of the two trades to grow together again is perhaps
+noticeable. For my part, I wish they would. Some publishers are
+already booksellers, but the books they sell are usually only new
+books. Now it is obvious that the true bookseller sells books both old
+and new. Some booksellers are occasional publishers. May each
+usurp--or, rather, reassume--the business of the other, whilst
+retaining his own!
+
+The world, it must be admitted, owes a great deal of whatever
+information it possesses about the professions, trades, and
+occupations practised and carried on in its midst to those who have
+failed in them. Prosperous men talk 'shop,' but seldom write it. The
+book that tells us most about booksellers and bookselling in bygone
+days is the work of a crack-brained fellow who published and sold in
+the reigns of Queen Anne and George I., and died in 1733 in great
+poverty and obscurity. I refer to John Dunton, whose _Life and
+Errors_ in the edition in two volumes edited by J.B. Nichols, and
+published in 1818, is a common book enough in the second-hand shops,
+and one which may be safely recommended to everyone, except, indeed,
+to the unfortunate man or woman who is not an adept in the art, craft,
+or mystery of skipping.
+
+The book will strangely remind the reader of Amory's _Life of John
+Buncle_--those queer volumes to which many a reader has been sent by
+Hazlitt's intoxicating description of them in his _Round Table_, and
+a few perhaps by a shy allusion contained in one of the essays of
+Elia. The real John Dunton has not the boundless spirits of the
+fictitious John Buncle; but in their religious fervour, their
+passion for flirtation, their tireless egotism, and their love of
+character-sketching, they greatly resemble one another.
+
+It is this last characteristic that imparts real value to Dunton's
+book, and makes it, despite its verbiage and tortuosity, throb with
+human interest. For example, he gives us a short sketch of no less
+than 135 then living London booksellers in this style: 'Mr. Newton is
+full of kindness and good-nature. He is affable and courteous in
+trade, and is none of those men of forty whose religion is yet to
+chuse, for his mind (like his looks) is serious and grave; and his
+neighbours tell me his understanding does not improve too fast for his
+practice, for he is not religious by start or sally, but is well fixed
+in the faith and practice of a Church of England man--and has a
+handsome wife into the bargain.'
+
+Most of the 135 booksellers were good men, according to Dunton, but
+not all. 'Mr. Lee in Lombard Street. Such a pirate, such a cormorant
+was never before. Copies, books, men, shops, all was one. He held no
+propriety right or wrong, good or bad, till at last he began to be
+known; and the booksellers, not enduring so ill a man among them,
+spewed him out, and off he marched to Ireland, where he acted as
+_felonious Lee_ as he did in London. And as Lee lived a thief, so he
+died a hypocrite; for being asked on his death-bed if he would forgive
+Mr. C. (that had formerly wronged him), "Yes," said Lee, "if I die, I
+forgive him; but if I happen to live, I am resolved to be revenged on
+him."'
+
+The Act of Union destroyed the trade of these pirates, but their
+felonious editions of eighteenth-century authors still abound. Mr.
+Gladstone, I need scarcely say, was careful in his Home Rule Bill
+(which was denounced by thousands who never read a line of it) to
+withdraw copyright from the scope of action of his proposed Dublin
+Parliament.
+
+There are nearly eleven hundred brief character-sketches in Dunton's
+book, of all sorts and kinds, but with a preference for bookish
+people, divines, both of the Establishment and out of it, printers and
+authors. Sometimes, indeed, the description is short enough, and tells
+one very little. To many readers, references so curt to people of whom
+they never heard, and whose names are recorded nowhere else, save on
+their mouldering grave-stones, may seem tedious and trivial, but for
+others they will have a strange fascination. Here are a few examples:
+
+ 'Affable _Wiggins_. His conversation is general but never
+ impertinent.
+
+ 'The kind and golden _Venables_. He is so good a man, and so truly
+ charitable, he that will write of him, must still write more.
+
+ 'Mr. _Bury_--my old neighbour in Redcross Street. He is a plain
+ honest man, sells the best coffee in all the neighbourhood, and
+ lives in this world like a spiritual stranger and pilgrim in a
+ foreign country.
+
+ 'Anabaptist (alias _Elephant_) _Smith_. He was a man of great
+ sincerity and happy contentment in all circumstances of life.'
+
+If an affection for passages of this kind be condemned as trivial, and
+akin to the sentimentalism of the man in Calverley's poem who wept
+over a box labelled 'This side up,' I will shelter myself behind
+Carlyle, who was evidently deeply moved, as his review of Boswell's
+Johnson proves, by the life-history of Mr. F. Lewis, 'of whose birth,
+death, and whole terrestrial _res gestae_ this only, and, strange
+enough, this actually, survives--"Sir, he lived in London, and hung
+loose upon society. _Stat_ PARVI _hominis umbra_."' On that peg
+Carlyle's imagination hung a whole biography.
+
+Dunton, who was the son of the Rector of Aston Clinton, was
+apprenticed, about 1675, to a London bookseller. He had from the
+beginning a great turn both for religion and love. He, to use his own
+phrase, 'sat under the powerful ministry of Mr. Doolittle.' 'One
+Lord's day, and I remember it with sorrow, I was to hear the Rev. Mr.
+Doolittle, and it was then and there the beautiful Rachel Seaton gave
+me that fatal wound.'
+
+The first book Dunton ever printed was by the Rev. Mr. Doolittle, and
+was of an eminently religious character.
+
+'One Lord's Day (and I am very sensible of the sin) I was strolling
+about just as my fancy led me, and, stepping into Dr. Annesley's
+meeting-place--where, instead of engaging my attention to what the
+Doctor said, I suffered both my mind and eyes to run at random--I soon
+singled out a young lady that almost charmed me dead; but, having made
+my inquiries, I found to my sorrow she was pre-engaged.' However,
+Dunton was content with the elder sister, one of the three daughters
+of Dr. Annesley. The one he first saw became the wife of the Reverend
+Samuel Wesley, and the mother of John and Charles. The third daughter
+is said to have been married to Daniel De Foe.
+
+As soon as he was out of his apprenticeship, Dunton set up business as
+a publisher and bookseller. He says grimly enough:
+
+ 'A man should be well furnished with an honest policy if he intends
+ to set out to the world nowadays. And this is no less necessary in
+ a bookseller than in any other tradesman, for in that way there are
+ plots and counter-plots, and a whole army of hackney authors that
+ keep their grinders moving by the travail of their pens. These
+ gormandizers will eat you the very life out of a _copy_ so soon as
+ ever it appears, for as the times go, _Original_ and _Abridgement_
+ are almost reckoned as necessary as man and wife.'
+
+The mischief to which Dunton refers was permitted by the stupidity of
+the judges, who refused to consider an abridgment of a book any
+interference with its copyright. Some learned judges have, indeed,
+held that an abridger is a benefactor, but as his benefactions are not
+his own, but another's, a shorter name might be found for him. The law
+on the subject is still uncertain.
+
+Dunton proceeds: 'Printing was now the uppermost in my thoughts, and
+hackney authors began to ply me with _specimens_ as earnestly and
+with as much passion and concern as the watermen do passengers with
+_Oars_ and _Scullers_. I had some acquaintance with this generation in
+my apprenticeship, and had never any warm affection for them, in
+regard I always thought their great concern lay more in _how much a
+sheet_, than in any generous respect they bore to the _Commonwealth of
+Learning_; and indeed the learning itself of these gentlemen lies very
+often in as little room as their honesty, though they will pretend to
+have studied for six or seven years in the Bodleian Library, to have
+turned over the Fathers, and to have read and digested the whole
+compass both of human and ecclesiastic history, when, alas! they have
+never been able to understand a single page of St. Cyprian, and cannot
+tell you whether the Fathers lived before or after Christ.'
+
+Yet of one of this hateful tribe Dunton is able to speak well. He
+declares Mr. Bradshaw to have been the best accomplished hackney
+author he ever met with. He pronounces his style incomparably fine. He
+had quarrelled with him, but none the less he writes: 'If Mr. Bradshaw
+is yet alive, I here declare to the world and to him that I freely
+forgive him what he owes, both in money and books, if he will only be
+so kind as to make me a visit. But I am afraid the worthy gentleman is
+dead, for he was wretchedly overrun with melancholy, and the very
+blackness of it reigned in his countenance. He had certainly performed
+wonders with his pen, had not his poverty pursued him and almost laid
+the necessity upon him to be unjust.'
+
+All hackney authors were not poor. Some of the compilers and
+abridgers made what even now would be considered by popular novelists
+large sums. Scotsmen were very good at it. Gordon and Campbell became
+wealthy men. If authors had a turn for politics, Sir Robert Walpole
+was an excellent paymaster. Arnall, who was bred an attorney, is
+stated to have been paid L11,000 in four years by the Government for
+his pamphlets.
+
+ 'Come, then, I'll comply.
+ Spirit of Arnall, aid me while I lie!'
+
+It cannot have been pleasant to read this, but then Pope belonged to
+the opposition, and was a friend of Lord Bolingbroke, and would
+consequently say anything.
+
+There is not a more interesting and artless autobiography to be read
+than William Hutton's, the famous bookseller and historian of
+Birmingham. Hutton has been somewhat absurdly called the English
+Franklin. He is not in the least like Franklin. He has none of
+Franklin's supreme literary skill, and he was a loving, generous, and
+tender-hearted man, which Franklin certainly was not. Hutton's first
+visit to London was paid in 1749. He walked up from Nottingham, spent
+three days in London, and then walked back to Nottingham. The jaunt,
+if such an expression is applicable, cost him eleven shillings less
+fourpence. Yet he paid his way. The only money he spent to gain
+admission to public places was a penny to see Bedlam.
+
+Interesting, however, as is Hutton's book, it tells us next to nothing
+about book-selling, except that in his hands it was a prosperous
+undertaking.
+
+
+
+
+A FEW WORDS ABOUT COPYRIGHT IN BOOKS
+
+
+Copyright, which is the exclusive liberty reserved to an author and
+his assigns of printing or otherwise multiplying copies of his book
+during certain fixed periods of time, is a right of modern origin.
+
+There is nothing about copyright in Justinian's compilations.
+
+It is a mistake to suppose that books did not circulate freely in the
+era of manuscripts. St. Augustine was one of the most popular authors
+that ever lived. His _City of God_ ran over Europe after a fashion
+impossible to-day. Thousands of busy hands were employed, year out and
+year in, making copies for sale of this famous treatise. Yet Augustine
+had never heard of copyright, and never received a royalty on sales in
+his life.
+
+The word 'copyright' is of purely English origin, and came into
+existence as follows:
+
+The Stationers' Company was founded by royal charter in 1556, and from
+the beginning has kept register-books, wherein, first, by decrees of
+the Star Chamber, afterwards by orders of the Houses of Parliament,
+and finally by Act of Parliament, the titles of all publications and
+reprints have had to be entered prior to publication.
+
+None but booksellers, as publishers were then content to be called,
+were members of the Stationers' Company, and by the usage of the
+Company no entries could be made in their register-books except in the
+names of members, and thereupon the book referred to in the entry
+became the 'copy' of the member or members who had caused it to be
+registered.
+
+By virtue of this registration the book became, in the opinion of the
+Stationers' Company, the property _in perpetuity_ of the member or
+members who had effected the registration. This was the 'right' of the
+stationer to his 'copy.'
+
+Copyright at first is therefore not an author's, but a bookseller's
+copyright. The author had no part or lot in it unless he chanced to be
+both an author and a bookseller, an unusual combination in early days.
+The author took his manuscript to a member of the Stationers' Company,
+and made the best bargain he could for himself. The stationer, if
+terms were arrived at, carried off the manuscript to his Company and
+registered the title in the books, and thereupon became, in his
+opinion, and in that of his Company, the owner, at common law, in
+perpetuity of his 'copy.'
+
+The stationers, having complete control over their register-books,
+made what entries they chose, and all kinds of books, even Homer and
+the Classics, became the 'property' of its members. The booksellers,
+nearly all Londoners, respected each other's 'copies,' and jealously
+guarded access to their registers. From time to time there were sales
+by auction of a bookseller's 'copies,' but the public--that is, the
+country booksellers, for there were no other likely buyers--were
+excluded from the sale-room. A great monopoly was thus created and
+maintained by the trade. There was never any examination of title to a
+bookseller's copy. Every book of repute was supposed to have a
+bookseller for its owner. Bunyan's _Pilgrim's Progress_ was Mr.
+Ponder's copy, Milton's _Paradise Lost_ Mr. Tonson's copy, _The Whole
+Duty of Man_ Mr. Eyre's copy, and so on. The thing was a corrupt and
+illegal trade combination.
+
+The expiration of the Licensing Act, and the consequent cessation of
+the penalties it inflicted upon unlicensed printing, exposed the
+proprietors of 'copies' to an invasion of their rights, real or
+supposed, and in 1703, and again in 1706 and 1709, they applied to
+Parliament for a Bill to protect them against the 'ruin' with which
+they alleged themselves to be threatened.[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: What the booksellers wanted was not to be left to their
+ common law remedy--_i.e._, an action of trespass on the case--but to
+ be supplied with penalties for infringement, and especially with the
+ right to seize and burn unauthorized editions.]
+
+In 1710 they got what they asked for in the shape of the famous
+Statute of Queen Anne, the first copyright law in the world. A truly
+English measure, ill considered and ill drawn, which did the very last
+thing it was meant to do--viz., destroy the property it was intended
+to protect.
+
+By this Act, in which the 'author' first makes his appearance actually
+in front of the 'proprietor,' it was provided that, _in case of new
+books_, the author and his assigns should have the sole right of
+printing them for fourteen years, and if at the end of that time the
+author was still alive, a second term of fourteen years was conceded.
+In the case of _existing books_, there was to be but one term--viz.,
+twenty-one years, from August 10, 1710.
+
+Registration at the Stationers' Company was still required, but
+nothing was said as to who might make the entries, or into whose names
+they were to be made.
+
+Then followed the desired penalties for infringement. The booksellers
+thought the terms of years meant no more than that the penalties were
+to be limited by way of experiment to those periods.
+
+Many years flew by before the Stationers' Company discovered the
+mischief wrought by the statute they had themselves promoted. To cut a
+long matter short, it was not until 1774 that the House of Lords
+decided that, whether there ever had been a perpetuity in literary
+property at common law or not, it was destroyed by the Act of Queen
+Anne, and that from and after the passing of that law neither author,
+assignee, nor proprietor of 'copy' had any exclusive right of
+multiplication, save for and during the periods of time the statute
+created.
+
+It was a splendid fight--a Thirty Years' War. Great lawyers were fee'd
+in it; luminous and lengthy judgments were delivered. Mansfield was a
+booksellers' man; Thurlow ridiculed the pretensions of the Trade. It
+can be read about in _Boswell's Johnson_ and in Campbell's _Lives of
+the Lord Chancellors_. The authors stood supinely by, not contributing
+a farthing towards the expenses. It was a booksellers' battle, and the
+booksellers were beaten, as they deserved to be.
+
+All this is past history, in which the modern money-loving, motoring
+author takes scant pleasure. Things are on a different footing now.
+The Act of 1842 has extended the statutory periods of protection. The
+perpetuity craze is over. A right in perpetuity to reprint Frank
+Fustian's novel or Tom Tatter's poem would not add a penny to the
+present value of the copyright of either of those productions. In
+business short views must prevail. An author cannot expect to raise
+money on his hope of immortality. Milton's publisher, good Mr.
+Symonds, probably thought, if he thought about it at all, that he was
+buying _Paradise Lost_ for ever when he registered it as his 'copy' in
+the books of his Company; but into the calculations he made to
+discover how much he could afford to give the author posterity did not
+and could not enter. How was Symonds to know that Milton's fame was to
+outlive Cleveland's or Flatman's?
+
+How many of the books published in 1905 would have any copyright cash
+value in A.D. 2000? I do not pause for a reply.
+
+The modern author need have no quarrel with the statutory periods
+fixed by the Act of 1842,[A] though common-sense has long since
+suggested that a single term, the author's life and thirty or forty
+years after, should be substituted for the alternative periods named
+in the Act.
+
+ [Footnote A: Author's life _plus_ seven years, or forty-two years
+ from date of publication, whichever term is the longer. The great
+ objection to the second term is that an author's books go out of
+ copyright at different dates, and the earlier editions go out
+ first.]
+
+What the modern author alone desiderates is a big, immediate, and
+protected market.
+
+The United States of America have been a great disappointment to many
+an honest British author. In the wicked old days when the States took
+British books without paying for them they used to take them in large
+numbers, but now that they have turned honest and passed a law
+allowing the British author copyright on certain terms, they have in
+great measure ceased to take; for, by the strangest of coincidences,
+no sooner were British novels, histories, essays, and the like,
+protected in America, than there sprang up in the States themselves,
+novelists, historians, and essayists, not only numerous enough to
+supply their own home markets, but talented enough to cross the
+Atlantic in large numbers and challenge us in our own. Such a reward
+for honesty was not contemplated.
+
+International copyright and the Convention of Berne are things to be
+proud of and rejoice over. As the first chapter in a Code of Public
+European Law, they may mark the beginning of a time of settled peace,
+order, and disarmament, but they have not yet enriched a single
+author, though hereafter possibly an occasional novelist or
+play-wright may prosper greatly under their provisions.
+
+The copyright question is now at last really a settled question, save
+in a single aspect of it. What, if anything, should be done in the
+case of those authors, few in number, whose literary lives prove
+longer than the period of statutory protection? Should any distinction
+in law be struck between a Tennyson and a Tupper? between--But why
+multiply examples? There is no need to be unnecessarily offensive.
+
+The law and practice of to-day give the meat that remains on the bones
+of the dead author after the expiration of the statutory period of
+protection to the Trade. Any publisher who likes to bring out an
+edition can do so, though by doing so he does not gain any exclusive
+rights. A brother publisher may compete with him. As a result
+the public is usually well served with cheap editions of those
+non-copyright authors whose works are worth reprinting the moment the
+copyright expires.
+
+Some lovers of justice, however, think that it is unnecessary all at
+once to endow the Trade with these windfalls, and that if an author's
+family, or his or their assignees, were prepared to publish cheap
+editions immediately after the expiration of the usual period of
+protection, they ought to be allowed to do so for a further period of,
+say, forty years. If they failed within a reasonable time either to do
+so themselves or to arrange for others to do so, this extended period
+should lapse.
+
+Were this to be the law nobody could say that it was unfair; but it is
+never likely to be the law. It would take time for discussion, and now
+there is no time left in which to discuss anything in Parliament. A
+much-needed Copyright Bill has been in draft for years, has been
+mentioned in Queen's and King's speeches, but it has never been read
+even a first time. If it ever is read a first time, its only chance of
+becoming law will be if it is taken in a lump, as it stands, without
+consideration or amendment. To such a pass has legislation been
+reduced in this country!
+
+This draft Bill does not contain any provision for specially
+protecting the families of authors whose works long outlive their
+mortal lives. It makes no invidious distinctions. It leaves all the
+authors to hang together, the quick and the dead. Perhaps this is the
+better way.
+
+
+
+
+HANNAH MORE ONCE MORE
+
+
+I have been told by more than one correspondent, and not always in
+words of urbanity, that I owe an apology to the manes of Miss Hannah
+More, whose works I once purchased in nineteen volumes for 8s. 6d.,
+and about whom in consequence I wrote a page some ten years ago.[A]
+
+ [Footnote A: See _Collected Essays_, ii. 255.]
+
+To be accused of rudeness to a lady who exchanged witticisms with Dr.
+Johnson, soothed the widowed heart of Mrs. Garrick, directed the early
+studies of Macaulay, and in the spring of 1815 presented a small copy
+of her _Sacred Dramas_ to Mr. Gladstone, is no light matter. To libel
+the dead is, I know, not actionable--indeed, it is impossible; but
+evil-speaking, lying, and slandering are canonical offences from which
+the obligation to refrain knows no limits of time or place.
+
+I have often felt uneasy on this score, and never had the courage,
+until this very evening, to read over again what in the irritation of
+the moment I had been tempted to say about Miss Hannah More, after the
+outlay upon her writings already mentioned. Eight shillings and
+sixpence is, indeed, no great sum, but nineteen octavo volumes are a
+good many books. Yet Richardson is in nineteen volumes in Mangin's
+edition, and Swift is in nineteen volumes in Scott's edition, and
+glorious John Dryden lacks but a volume to make a third example. True
+enough; yet it will, I think, be granted me that you must be very fond
+of an author, male or female, if nineteen octavo volumes, all his or
+hers, are not a little irritating and provocative of temper. Think of
+the room they take! As for selling them, it is not so easy to sell
+nineteen volumes of a stone-dead author, particularly if you live
+three miles from a railway-station and do not keep a trap. Elia, the
+gentle Elia, as it is the idiotic fashion to call a writer who could
+handle his 'maulies' in a fray as well as Hazlitt himself, has told us
+how he could never see well-bound books he did not care about, but he
+longed to strip them so that he might warm his ragged veterans in
+their spoils. My copy of _Hannah More_ was in full calf, but never
+once did it occur to me--though I, too, have many a poor author with
+hardly a shirt to his back shivering in the dark corners of the
+library--to strip her of her warm clothing. And yet I had to do
+something, and quickly too, for sorely needed was Miss More's shelf.
+So I buried the nineteen volumes in the garden. 'Out of sight, out of
+mind,' said I cheerfully, stamping them down.
+
+This has hardly proved to be the case, for though Hannah More is
+incapable of a literary resurrection, and no one of her nineteen
+volumes has ever haunted my pillow, exclaiming,
+
+ 'Think how thou stab'dst me in my prime of youth,'
+
+nevertheless, I have not been able to get quite rid of an uneasy
+feeling that I was rude to her ten years ago in print--not, indeed, so
+rude as was her revered friend Dr. Johnson 126 years ago to her face;
+but then, I have not the courage to creep under the gabardine of our
+great Moralist.
+
+When, accordingly, I saw on the counters of the trade the daintiest of
+volumes, hailing, too, from the United States, entitled _Hannah
+More_,[A] and perceived that it was a short biography and appreciation
+of the lady on my mind, I recognised that my penitential hour had at
+last come. I took the little book home with me, and sat down to read,
+determined to do justice and more than justice to the once celebrated
+mistress of Cowslip Green and Barley Wood.
+
+ [Footnote A: _Hannah More_, by Marian Harland. New York and London:
+ G.P. Putnam.]
+
+Miss Harland's preface is most engaging. She reminds a married sister
+how in the far-off days of their childhood in a Southern State their
+Sunday reading, usually confined or sought to be confined, to 'bound
+sermons and semi-detached tracts,' was enlivened by the _Works of
+Hannah More_. She proceeds as follows:
+
+ 'At my last visit to you I took from your bookshelves one of a set
+ of volumes in uniform binding of full calf, coloured mellowly by
+ the touch and the breath of fifty odd years. They belonged to the
+ dear old home library.... The leaves of the book I held fell apart
+ at _The Shepherd of Salisbury Plain_.'
+
+I leave my readers to judge how uncomfortable these innocent words
+made me:
+
+ 'The usher took six hasty strides
+ As smit with sudden pain.'
+
+I knew that set of volumes, their distressing uniformity of binding,
+their full calf. Their very fellows lie mouldering in an East Anglian
+garden, mellow enough by this time and strangely coloured.
+
+Circumstances alter cases. Miss Harland thinks that if the life of
+Charlotte Bronte's mother had been mercifully spared, the authoress of
+_Jane Eyre_ and _Villette_ might have grown up more like Hannah More
+than she actually did. Perhaps so. As I say, circumstances alter
+cases, and if the works of Hannah More had been in my old home
+library, I might have read _The Shepherd of Salisbury Plain_ and
+_The Search after Happiness_ of a Sunday, and found solace therein.
+But they were not there, and I had to get along as best I could with
+the _Pilgrim's Progress_, stories by A.L.O.E., the crime-stained
+page of Mrs. Sherwood's _Tales from the Church Catechism_, and,
+'more curious sport than that,' the _Bible in Spain_ of the
+never-sufficiently-bepraised George Borrow.
+
+What, however, is a little odd about Miss Harland's enthusiasm for
+Hannah More's writings is that it expires with the preface. _There_,
+indeed, it glows with a beautiful light:
+
+ 'And _The Search after Happiness!_ You cannot have forgotten all of
+ the many lines we learned by heart on Sunday afternoons in the
+ joyful spring-time when we were obliged to clear the pages every
+ few minutes of yellow jessamine bells and purple Wistaria petals
+ flung down by the warm wind.'
+
+This passage lets us into the secret. I suspect in sober truth both
+Miss Harland and her sister have long since forgotten all the lines in
+_The Search after Happiness_, but what they have never forgotten, what
+they never can forget, are the jessamine bells and the Wistaria
+petals, yellow and purple, blown about in the warm winds that visited
+their now desolate and forsaken Southern home. Less beautiful things
+than jessamine and Wistaria, if only they clustered round the house
+where you were born, are remembered when the lines of far better
+authors than Miss Hannah More have gone clean out of your head:
+
+ 'As life wanes, all its cares and strife and toil
+ Seem strangely valueless, while the old trees
+ Which grew by our youth's home, the waving mass
+ Of climbing plants heavy with bloom and dew,
+ The morning swallows with their songs like words--
+ All these seem dear, and only worth our thoughts.'
+
+
+Thus the youthful Browning in his marvellous _Pauline_. The same note
+is struck after a humbler and perhaps more moving fashion in the
+following simple strain of William Allingham:
+
+ 'Four ducks on a pond,
+ A grass-bank beyond;
+ A blue sky of spring,
+ White clouds on the wing;
+ How little a thing
+ To remember for years--
+ To remember with tears!'
+
+If this be so--and who, looking into his own heart, but must own that
+so it is?--it explains how it comes about that as soon as Miss Harland
+finished her preface, got away from her childhood and began her
+biography, she has so little to tell us about Miss More's books, and
+from that little the personal note of enjoyment is entirely wanting.
+Indeed, though a pious soul, she occasionally cannot restrain her
+surprise how such ponderous commonplaces ever found a publisher, to
+say nothing of a reader.
+
+'Such books as Miss More's,' she says, 'would to-day in America fall
+from the press like a stone into the depths of the sea of oblivion,
+creating no more sensation upon the surface than the bursting of a
+bubble in mid-Atlantic.'
+
+And again:
+
+'That Hannah More was a power for righteousness in her long
+generation we must take upon the testimony of her best and wisest
+contemporaries.'
+
+However good may be your intentions, it seems hard to avoid being rude
+to this excellent lady.
+
+I confess I never liked her love story. Anything more cold-blooded I
+never read. I am not going to repeat it. Why should I? It is told at
+length in Miss More's authorized biography in four volumes by William
+Roberts, Esq. I saw a copy yesterday exposed for sale in New Oxford
+Street, price 1s. Miss Harland also tells the tale, not without
+chuckling. I refer the curious to her pages.
+
+Then there are those who can never get rid of the impression that
+Hannah More 'fagged' her four sisters mercilessly; but who can tell?
+Some people like being fagged.
+
+Precisely _when_ Miss More bade farewell to what in later life she was
+fond of calling her gay days, when she wrote dull plays and went to
+stupid Sunday parties, one finds it hard to discover, but at no time
+did it ever come home to her that she needed repentance herself. She
+seems always thinking of the sins and shortcomings of her neighbours,
+rich and poor. Sometimes, indeed, when deluged with flattery, she
+would intimate that she was a miserable sinner, but that is not what I
+mean. She concerned herself greatly with the manners of the great,
+and deplored their cards and fashionable falsehoods. John Newton,
+captain as he had been of a slaver, saw the futility of such
+pin-pricks:
+
+'The fashionable world,' so he wrote to Miss More, 'by their numbers
+form a phalanx not easily impressible, and their habits of life are as
+armour of proof which renders them not easily vulnerable. Neither the
+rude club of a boisterous Reformer nor the pointed, delicate weapons
+of the authoress before me can overthrow or rout them.'
+
+But Miss More never forgot to lecture the rich or to patronize the
+poor.
+
+_Coelebs in Search of a Wife_ is an impossible book, and I do not
+believe Miss Harland has read it; but as for the famous _Shepherd_, we
+are never allowed to forget how Mr. Wilberforce declared a few years
+before his death, to the admiration of the religious world, that he
+would rather present himself in heaven with _The Shepherd of Salisbury
+Plain_ in his hand than with--what think you?--_Peveril of the Peak_!
+The bare notion of such a proceeding on anybody's part is enough to
+strike one dumb with what would be horror, did not amazement swallow
+up every other feeling. What rank Arminianism! I am sure the last
+notion that ever would have entered the head of Sir Walter was to take
+_Peveril_ to heaven.
+
+But whatever may be thought of the respective merits of Miss More's
+nineteen volumes and Sir Walter's ninety-eight, there is no doubt that
+Barley Wood was as much infested with visitors as ever was Abbotsford.
+Eighty a week!
+
+'From twelve o'clock until three each day a constant stream of
+carriages and pedestrians filled the evergreen bordered avenue
+leading from the Wrington village road.'
+
+Among them came Lady Gladstone and W.E.G., aged six, the latter
+carrying away with him the _Sacred Dramas_, to be preserved during a
+long life.
+
+Miss More was a vivacious and agreeable talker, who certainly failed
+to do herself justice with her pen. Her health was never good, yet, as
+she survived thirty-five of her prescribing physicians, her vitality
+must have been great. Her face in Opie's portrait is very pleasant. If
+I was rude to her ten years ago, I apologize and withdraw; but as for
+her books, I shall leave them where they are--buried in a cliff facing
+due north, with nothing between them and the Pole but leagues upon
+leagues of a wind-swept ocean.
+
+
+
+
+ARTHUR YOUNG
+
+
+The name of Arthur Young is a familiar one to all readers of that
+history which begins with the forebodings of the French Revolution.
+Thousands of us learnt to be interested in him as the 'good Arthur,'
+'the excellent Arthur,' of Thomas Carlyle, a writer who had the art of
+making not only his own narrative, but the sources of it, attractive.
+Even 'Carrion-Heath,' in the famous introductory chapter to the
+_Cromwell_, is invested with a kind of charm, whilst in the stormy
+firmament of the _French Revolution_ the star of Arthur Young twinkles
+with a mild effulgency. The autobiography of such a man could hardly
+fail to be interesting.[A] The 'good Arthur' was born in 1741, the
+younger son of a small 'squarson' who inherited from his father the
+manor of Bradfield Combust, in Suffolk, but held the living of Thames
+Ditton. Here he made the acquaintance of the Onslow family, and
+Speaker Onslow was one of Arthur's godfathers. The Rev. Dr. Young died
+in 1759, much in debt. The Bradfield property had been settled for
+life on his wife, who had brought her husband some fortune, and to
+the manor-house she retired to economize.
+
+ [Footnote A: _The Autobiography of Arthur Young_. Edited by M. Betham
+ Edwards. Smith, Elder and Co.]
+
+Arthur's education had been muddled; and an attempt to make a merchant
+of him having fallen through, he found himself, on his father's death,
+aged eighteen, 'without education, profession, or employment,' and his
+whole fortune, during his mother's life, consisting of a copyhold farm
+of 20 acres, producing as many pounds. In these circumstances, to
+think of literature was well-nigh inevitable, and, in 1762, the
+autobiography tells us:
+
+ 'I set on foot a periodical publication, entitled the _Universal
+ Museum_, which came out monthly, printed with glorious imprudence
+ on my own account. I waited on Dr. Johnson, who was sitting by the
+ fire so half-dressed and slovenly a figure as to make me stare at
+ him. I stated my plan, and begged that he would favour me with a
+ paper once a month, offering at the same time any remuneration that
+ he might name.'
+
+Here we see dimly prefigured a modern editor prematurely soliciting
+the support of Great Names. But the Cham of literature, himself the
+son of a bookseller, would have none of it.
+
+ '"No, sir," he replied; "such a work would be sure to fail if the
+ booksellers have not the property, and you will lose a great deal
+ of money by it."
+
+ '"Certainly, sir," I said, "if I am not fortunate enough to induce
+ authors of real talent to contribute."
+
+ '"No, sir, you are mistaken; such authors will not support such a
+ work, nor will you persuade them to write in it. You will purchase
+ disappointment by the loss of your money, and I advise you by all
+ means to give up the plan."
+
+ 'Somebody was introduced, and I took my leave.'
+
+The _Universal Museum_, none the less, appeared, but after five
+numbers Young 'procured a meeting of ten or a dozen booksellers, and
+had the luck and address to persuade them to take the whole scheme
+upon themselves.' He then calmly adds, 'I believe no success ever
+attended it.' It was, indeed, 100 years before its time. Literature
+abandoned, Young took one of his mother's farms. 'I had no more idea
+of farming than of physic or divinity,' nor did he, man of European
+reputation as a farmer though he soon became, ever make farming pay.
+He had an itching pen, and after four years' farming (1763-1766) he
+published the result of his experience. Never, surely, before has an
+author spoken of his first-born as in the autobiography Young speaks
+of this publication:
+
+ 'And the circumstance which perhaps of all others in my life I
+ most deeply regretted and considered as a sin of the blackest dye
+ was the publishing of my experience during these four years,
+ which, speaking as a farmer, was nothing but ignorance, folly,
+ presumption, and rascality.'
+
+None the less, it was writing this rascally book that seems to have
+given him the idea of those agricultural tours which were to make his
+name famous throughout the world. His Southern tour was in 1767, his
+Northern in 1768, and his Eastern in 1770. The subject he specially
+illuminated in these epoch-making books was the rotation of crops,
+though he occasionally diverged upon deep-ploughing and kindred
+themes. The tours excited, for the first time, the agricultural spirit
+of Great Britain, and their author almost at once became a celebrated
+man.
+
+In 1765 Young married the wrong woman, and started upon a career of
+profound matrimonial discomfort, and even misery; a blunt, truthful
+writer, he makes no bones about it. It was an unhappy marriage from
+its beginning in 1765 to its end in 1815. Young himself, though by no
+means vivacious in this autobiography, where he frankly complains of
+himself as having no more wit than a fig, was a very popular person
+with all classes and both sexes. He was an enormous diner-out, and his
+authority as an agriculturist, united to his undeniable charm as a
+companion, threw open to him all the great places in the country. But
+his finances were a perpetual trouble. On carrot seeds and cabbages he
+was an authority, but from 1766-1775 his income never exceeded L300 a
+year. He had an excellent mother, whom he dearly loved, and who with
+the characteristic bluntness of the family bade him think less about
+carrots and more about his Creator. 'You may call all this rubbish if
+you please, but a time will come when you will be convinced whose
+notions are rubbish, yours or mine.' And the old lady was quite right,
+as mothers so frequently turn out to be. In 1778 Young went over to
+Ireland as agent to Lord Kingsborough. He got L500 down, and was to
+have an annual salary of L500 and a house. Young soon got to work, and
+became anxious to persuade his employer to let his lands direct to the
+occupying cottar, and so get rid of the middlemen. This did not suit a
+certain Major Thornhill, a relative and leaseholder, and thereupon a
+pretty plot was hatched. Lady K. had a Catholic governess, a Miss
+Crosby, upon whom it was thought my lord occasionally cast the eye of
+partiality, whilst Arthur himself got on very well with her ladyship,
+who was heard to pronounce him to be, as he was, 'one of the most
+lively, agreeable fellows.' Out of these materials the Major and his
+helpmeet concocted a double plot--namely, to make the lord jealous of
+the steward, and the lady jealous of the governess, and to cause both
+lord and lady respectively to believe that the steward was deeply
+engaged both in abetting the amour of the lord and the governess, and
+in prosecuting his own amour with the lady. The result was that both
+governess and steward got notice to quit; but--and this is very
+Irish--both went off with life annuities, the governess with one of
+L50 per annum, and the steward with one of L72, and, what is still
+more odd, we find Young at the end of his life in receipt of his
+annuity. They were an expensive couple, these two.
+
+In 1780 Young published his _Irish Tour_, which was immediately
+successful and popular in both kingdoms. In it he attacked the bounty
+paid on the land-carriage of corn to Dublin. The bounty was, in the
+session of Parliament next after the publication of Young's book,
+reduced by one-half, and soon given up entirely. Young maintains that
+this saved Ireland L80,000 a year. Nobody seems to have said 'Thank
+you.'
+
+In May, 1783, was born the child 'Bobbin,' whose death, fourteen years
+later, was to change the current of Young's life. The following year
+Arthur Young paid his first visit to France, confining himself,
+however, to Calais and its neighbourhood, and in the same year his
+mother died, and, by an arrangement with his eldest brother, 'this
+patch of landed property,' as Young calls Bradfield, descended upon
+him. His first famous journey in France was made between May and
+November, 1787, and cost the marvellously small sum of L118 15s. 2d.
+His second and third French journeys were made in July, 1788, and in
+June, 1789. The third was the longest, and extended into 1790. Three
+years later Young was appointed, by Pitt, Secretary of the then Board
+of Agriculture. A melancholy account is given by Young of a visit he
+paid Burke at Gregory's in 1796. Young drove there in the chariot of
+his fussy chief, Sir John Sinclair, to discover what Burke's
+intentions might be as to an intended publication of his relating to
+the price of labour. The account, which occupies four pages, is too
+long for quotation. It concludes thus:
+
+ 'I am glad once more to have seen and conversed with the man who I
+ hold to possess the greatest and most brilliant gifts of any penman
+ of the age in which he lived. Whose conversation has often
+ fascinated me, whose eloquence has charmed; whose writings have
+ delighted and instructed the world; whose name will without
+ question descend to the latest posterity. But to behold so great a
+ genius, so deepened with melancholy, stooping with infirmity of
+ body, feeling the anguish of a lacerated mind, and sinking to the
+ grave under accumulated misery--to see all this in a character I
+ venerate, and apparently without resource or comfort, wounded
+ every feeling of my soul, and I left him the next day almost as
+ low-spirited as himself.'
+
+But Young himself was soon to pass into the same Valley of the Shadow,
+not so much of Death as of Joyless Life. His beloved and idolized
+Bobbin died on July 14, 1797. She seems to have been a wise little
+maiden, to whom her father wrote most affectionate letters, full of
+rather unsuitable details, political and financial and otherwise, and
+not scrupling to speak of the child's mother in a disagreeable manner.
+Bobbin replies with delightful composure to these worrying letters:
+
+ 'I have just got six of the most beautiful little rabbits you ever
+ saw; they skip about so prettily you can't think, and I shall have
+ some more in a few weeks. Having had so much physic, I am right
+ down tired of it. I take it still twice a day--my appetite is
+ better. What can you mind politics so for? I don't think about
+ them.--Well, good-bye, and believe me, dear papa, your dutiful
+ Daughter.'
+
+After poor little Bobbin's death, it happened to Arthur Young even as
+his mother foretold. Carrots and crops and farming tours hastily
+retreat, and we find the eminent agriculturist busying himself, with
+the same seriousness and good faith he had devoted to the rotation of
+the crops, with the sermons and treatises of Clarke and Jortin and
+Secker and Tillotson, etc., and all to discover what had become of his
+dear little Bobbin. His outlook upon the world was changed--the great
+parties at Petworth, at Euston, at Woburn struck him differently; the
+huge irreligion of the world filled him as for the first time with
+amazement and horror:
+
+ 'How few years are passed since I should have pushed on eagerly to
+ Woburn! This time twelve months I dined with the Duke on
+ Sunday--the party not very numerous, but chiefly of rank--the
+ entertainment more splendid than usual there. He expects me to-day,
+ but I have more pleasure in resting, going twice to church, and
+ eating a morsel of cold lamb at a very humble inn, than partaking
+ of gaiety and dissipation at a great table which might as well be
+ spread for a company of heathens as English lords and men of
+ fashion.'
+
+It is all mighty fine calling this religious hypochondria and
+depression of spirits. It is one of the facts of life. Young stuck to
+his post, and did his work, and quarrelled with his wife to the end,
+or nearly so. He cannot have been so lively and agreeable a companion
+as of old, for we find him in November, 1806, at Euston, endeavouring
+to impress on the Duke of Grafton that by his tenets he had placed
+himself entirely under the covenant of works, and that he must be
+tried for them, and that 'I would not be in such a situation for ten
+thousand worlds. He was mild and more patient than I expected.'
+Perhaps, after all, Carlyle was not so far wrong when he praised our
+aristocracy for their 'politeness.' In 1808 Young became blind. In
+1815 his wife died. In 1820 he died himself, leaving behind him seven
+packets of manuscript and twelve folio volumes of correspondence.
+
+Young's great work, _Travels during the Years 1787, 1788, and 1789,
+undertaken more particularly with a View of Ascertaining the
+Cultivation, Wealth, Resources, and National Prosperity of the Kingdom
+of France_, published in 1792, is one of those books which will always
+be a great favourite with somebody. It will outlive eloquence and
+outstay philosophy. It contains some famous passages.
+
+
+
+
+THOMAS PAINE
+
+
+Proverbs are said to be but half-truths, but 'give a dog a bad name
+and hang him' is a saying almost as veracious as it is felicitous; and
+to no one can it possibly be applied with greater force than to Thomas
+Paine, the rebellious staymaker, the bankrupt tobacconist, the amazing
+author of _Common-sense_, _The Rights of Man_, and _The Age of Reason_.
+
+Until quite recently Tom Paine lay without the pale of toleration. No
+circle of liberality was constructed wide enough to include him. Even
+the scouted Unitarian scouted Thomas. He was 'the infamous Paine,'
+'the vulgar atheist.' Whenever mentioned in pious discourse it was but
+to be waved on one side as thus: 'No one of my hearers is likely to be
+led astray by the scurrilous blasphemies of Paine.'
+
+I can well remember when an asserted intimacy with the writings of
+Paine marked a man from his fellows and invested him in children's
+minds with a horrid fascination. The writings themselves were only to
+be seen in bookshops of evil reputation, and, when hastily turned over
+with furtive glances, proved to be printed in small type and on
+villainous paper. For a boy to have bought them and taken them inside
+a decent home would have been to run the risk of fierce wrath in this
+life and the threat of it in the next. If ever there was a hung dog,
+his name was Tom Paine.
+
+But History is, as we know, for ever revising her records. None of her
+judgments are final. A life of Thomas Paine, in two portly and
+well-printed volumes, with gilt tops, wide margins, spare leaves at
+the end, and all the other signs and tokens of literary
+respectability, has lately appeared. No President, no Prime
+Minister--nay, no Bishop or Moderator--need hope to have his memoirs
+printed in better style than are these of Thomas Paine, by Mr. Moncure
+D. Conway. Were any additional proof required of the complete
+resuscitation of Paine's reputation, it might be found in the fact
+that his life _is_ in two volumes, though it would have been far
+better told in one.
+
+Mr. Conway believes implicitly in Paine--not merely in his virtue and
+intelligence, but that he was a truly great man, who played a great
+part in human affairs. He will no more admit that Paine was a
+busybody, inflated with conceit and with a strong dash of insolence,
+than he will that Thomas was a drunkard. That Paine's speech was
+undoubtedly plain and his nose undeniably red is as far as Mr. Conway
+will go. If we are to follow the biographer the whole way, we must not
+only unhang the dog, but give him sepulture amongst the sceptred
+Sovereigns who rule us from their urns.
+
+Thomas Paine was born at Thetford, in Norfolk, in January, 1737, and
+sailed for America in 1774, then being thirty-seven years of age. Up
+to this date he was a rank failure. His trade was staymaking, but he
+had tried his hand at many things. He was twice an Excise officer, but
+was twice dismissed the service, the first time for falsely
+pretending to have made certain inspections which, in fact, he had not
+made, and the second time for carrying on business in an excisable
+article--tobacco, to wit--without the leave of the Board. Paine had
+married the tobacconist's business, but neither the marriage nor the
+business prospered; the second was sold by auction, and the first
+terminated by mutual consent.
+
+Mr. Conway labours over these early days of his hero very much, but he
+can make nothing of them. Paine was an Excise officer at Lewes, where,
+so Mr. Conway reminds us, 'seven centuries before Paine opened his
+office in Lewes, came Harold's son, possibly to take charge of the
+Excise as established by Edward the Confessor, just deceased.' This
+device of biographers is a little stale. The Confessor was guiltless
+of the Excise.
+
+Paine's going to America was due to Benjamin Franklin, who made
+Paine's acquaintance in London, and, having the wit to see his
+ability, recommended him 'as a clerk or assistant-tutor in a school or
+assistant-surveyor.' Thus armed, Paine made his appearance in
+Philadelphia, where he at once obtained employment as editor of an
+intended periodical called the _Pennsylvanian Magazine or American
+Museum_, the first number of which appeared in January, 1775. Never
+was anything luckier. Paine was, without knowing it, a born
+journalist. His capacity for writing on the spur of the moment was
+endless, and his delight in doing so boundless. He had no difficulty
+for 'copy', though in those days contributors were few. He needed no
+contributors. He was 'Atlanticus'; he was 'Vox Populi'; he was
+'Aesop.' The unsigned articles were also mostly his. Having at last,
+after many adventures and false starts, found his vocation, Paine
+stuck to it. He spent the rest of his days with a pen in his hand,
+scribbling his advice and obtruding his counsel on men and nations.
+Both were usually of excellent quality.
+
+Paine was also happy in the moment of his arrival in America. The War
+of Independence was imminent, and in April, 1775, occurred 'the
+massacre of Lexington.' The Colonists were angry, but puzzled. They
+hardly knew what they wanted. They lacked a definite opinion to
+entertain and a cry to asseverate. Paine had no doubts. He hated
+British institutions with all the hatred of a civil servant who has
+had 'the sack.'
+
+In January, 1776, he published his pamphlet _Common-sense_, which must
+be ranked with the most famous pamphlets ever written. It is difficult
+to wade through now, but even _The Conduct of the Allies_ is not easy
+reading, and yet between Paine and Swift there is a great gulf fixed.
+The keynote of _Common-sense_ was separation once and for ever, and
+the establishment of a great Republic of the West. It hit between wind
+and water, had a great sale, and made its author a personage and, in
+his own opinion, a divinity.
+
+Paine now became the penman of the rebels. His series of manifestoes,
+entitled _The Crisis_, were widely read and carried healing on their
+wings, and in 1777 he was elected Secretary to the Committee of
+Foreign Affairs. Charles Lamb once declared that Rousseau was a good
+enough Jesus Christ for the French, and he was capable of declaring
+Tom Paine a good enough Milton for the Yankees. However that may be,
+Paine was an indefatigable and useful public servant. He was a bad
+gauger for King George, but he was an admirable scribe for a
+revolution conducted on constitutional principles.
+
+To follow his history through the war would be tedious. What
+Washington and Jefferson really thought of him we shall never know.
+He was never mercenary, but his pride was wounded that so little
+recognition of his astounding services was forthcoming. The
+ingratitude of Kings was a commonplace; the ingratitude of peoples an
+unpleasing novelty. But Washington bestirred himself at last, and
+Paine was voted an estate of 277 acres, more or less, and a sum of
+money. This was in 1784.
+
+Three years afterwards Thomas visited England, where he kept good
+company and was very usefully employed engineering, for which
+excellent pursuit he would appear to have had great natural aptitude.
+Blackfriars Bridge had just tumbled down, and it was Paine's laudable
+ambition to build its successor in iron. But the Bastille fell down as
+well as Blackfriars Bridge, and was too much for Paine. As Mr. Conway
+beautifully puts it: 'But again the Cause arose before him; he must
+part from all--patent interests, literary leisure, fine society--and
+take the hand of Liberty undowered, but as yet unstained. He must beat
+his bridge-iron into a key that shall unlock the British Bastille,
+whose walls he sees steadily closing around the people.' 'Miching
+mallecho--this means mischief;' and so it proved.
+
+Burke is responsible for the _Rights of Man_. This splendid
+sentimentalist published his _Reflections on the Revolution in France_
+in November, 1790. Paine immediately sat down in the Angel, Islington,
+and began his reply. He was not unqualified to answer Burke; he had
+fought a good fight between the years 1775 and 1784. Mr. Conway has
+some ground for his epigram, 'where Burke had dabbled, Paine had
+dived.' There is nothing in the _Rights of Man_ which would now
+frighten, though some of its expressions might still shock, a
+lady-in-waiting; but to profess Republicanism in 1791 was no joke, and
+the book was proclaimed and Paine prosecuted. Acting upon the advice
+of William Blake (the truly sublime), Paine escaped to France, where
+he was elected by three departments to a seat in the Convention, and
+in that Convention he sat from September, 1792, to December, 1793,
+when he was found quarters in the Luxembourg Prison.
+
+This invitation to foreigners to take part in the conduct of the
+French Revolution was surely one of the oddest things that ever
+happened, but Paine thought it natural enough so far, at least, as he
+was concerned. He could not speak a word of French, and all his
+harangues had to be translated and read to the Convention by a
+secretary, whilst Thomas stood smirking in the Tribune. His behaviour
+throughout was most creditable to him. He acted with the Girondists,
+and strongly opposed and voted against the murder of the King. His
+notion of a revolution was one by pamphlet, and he shrank from deeds
+of blood. His whole position was false and ridiculous. He really
+counted for nothing. The members of the Convention grew tired of his
+doctrinaire harangues, which, in fact, bored them not a little; but
+they respected his enthusiasm and the part he had played in America,
+whither they would gladly he had returned. Who put him in prison is a
+mystery. Mr. Conway thinks it was the American Minister in Paris,
+Gouverneur Morris. He escaped the guillotine, and was set free after
+ten months' confinement.
+
+All this time Washington had not moved a finger in behalf of the
+author of _Common-sense_ and _The Crisis_. Amongst Paine's papers this
+epigram was found:
+
+ 'ADVICE TO THE STATUARY WHO IS TO EXECUTE THE
+ STATUE OF WASHINGTON.
+
+ Take from the mine the coldest, hardest stone;
+ It needs no fashion--it is Washington.
+ But if you chisel, let the stroke be rude,
+ And on his heart engrave--"Ingratitude."'
+
+This is hard hitting.
+
+So far we have only had the Republican Paine, the outlaw Paine; the
+atheist Paine has not appeared. He did so in the _Age of Reason_,
+first published in 1794-1795. The object of this book was religious.
+Paine was a vehement believer in God and in the Divine government of
+the world, but he was not, to put it mildly, a Bible Christian. Nobody
+now is ever likely to read the _Age of Reason_ for instruction or
+amusement. Who now reads even Mr. Greg's _Creed of Christendom_, which
+is in effect, though not in substance, the same kind of book? Paine
+was a coarse writer, without refinement of nature, and he used brutal
+expressions and hurled his vulgar words about in a manner certain to
+displease. Still, despite it all, the _Age of Reason_ is a religious
+book, though a singularly unattractive one.
+
+Paine remained in France advocating all kinds of things, including a
+descent on England, the abduction of the Royal Family, and a Free
+Constitution. Napoleon sought him out, and assured him that he
+(Napoleon) slept with the _Rights of Man_ under his pillow. Paine
+believed him.
+
+In 1802 Paine returned to America, after fifteen years' absence.
+
+'Thou stricken friend of man,' exclaims Mr. Conway in a fine passage,
+'who hast appealed from the God of Wrath to the God of Humanity, see
+in the distance that Maryland coast which early voyagers called
+Avalon, and sing again your song when first stepping on that shore
+twenty-seven years ago.'
+
+The rest of Paine's life was spent in America without distinction or
+much happiness. He continued writing to the last, and died bravely on
+the morning of June 8, 1809.
+
+The Americans did not appreciate Paine's theology, and in 1819 allowed
+Cobbett to carry the bones of the author of _Common-sense_ to England,
+where--'as rare things will,' so, at least, Mr. Browning sings--they
+vanished. Nobody knows what has become of them.
+
+As a writer Paine has no merits of a lasting character, but he had a
+marvellous journalistic knack for inventing names and headings. He is
+believed to have concocted the two phrases 'The United States of
+America' and 'The Religion of Humanity.' Considering how little he had
+read, his discourses on the theory of government are wonderful, and
+his views generally were almost invariably liberal, sensible, and
+humane. What ruined him was an intolerable self-conceit, which led him
+to believe that his own productions superseded those of other men. He
+knew off by heart, and was fond of repeating, his own _Common-sense_
+and the _Rights of Man_. He was destitute of the spirit of research,
+and was wholly without one shred of humility. He was an oddity, a
+character, but he never took the first step towards becoming a great
+man.
+
+
+
+
+CHARLES BRADLAUGH[A]
+
+
+ [Footnote A: _Charles Bradlaugh: A Record of His Life and Work_. By
+ his daughter, Hypatia Bradlaugh Bonner. Two vols. London: T. Fisher
+ Unwin, 1894.]
+
+Mr. Bradlaugh was a noticeable man, and his life, even though it
+appears in the unwelcome but familiar shape of two octavo volumes, is
+a noticeable book. It is useless to argue with biographers; they, at
+all events, are neither utilitarians nor opportunists, but idealists
+pure and simple. What is the good of reminding them, being so
+majestical, of Guizot's pertinent remark, 'that if a book is
+unreadable it will not be read,' or of the older saying, 'A great book
+is a great evil'? for all such observations they simply put on one
+side as being, perhaps, true for others, but not for them. Had _Mr.
+Bradlaugh's Life_ been just half the size it would have had, at least,
+twice as many readers.
+
+The pity is all the greater because Mrs. Bonner has really performed a
+difficult task after a noble fashion and in a truly pious spirit. Her
+father's life was a melancholy one, and it became her duty as his
+biographer to break a silence on painful subjects about which he had
+preferred to say nothing. His reticence was a manly reticence; though
+a highly sensitive mortal, he preferred to put up with calumny rather
+than lay bare family sorrows and shame. His daughter, though compelled
+to break this silence, has done so in a manner full of dignity and
+feeling. The ruffians who in times past slandered the moral character
+of Bradlaugh will not probably read his life, nor, if they did, would
+they repent of their baseness. The willingness to believe everything
+evil of an adversary is incurable, springing as it does from a habit
+of mind. It was well said by Mr. Mill: 'I have learned from experience
+that many false opinions may be exchanged for true ones, without in
+the least altering the habits of mind of which false opinions are the
+result.' Now that Mr. Bradlaugh is dead, no purpose is served by
+repeating false accusations as to his treatment of his wife, or of his
+pious brother, or as to his disregard of family ties; but the next
+atheist who crops up must not expect any more generous treatment than
+Bradlaugh received from that particularly odious class of persons of
+whom it has been wittily said that so great is their zeal for
+religion, they have never time to say their prayers.
+
+Mr. Bradlaugh will, I suppose, be hereafter described in the
+dictionaries of biography as 'Freethinker and Politician.' Of the
+politician there is here no need to speak. He was a Radical of the
+old-fashioned type. When he first stood for Northampton in 1868, his
+election address was made up of tempting dishes, which afterwards
+composed Mr. Chamberlain's famous but unauthorized programme of 1885,
+with minority representation thrown in. Unpopular thinkers who have
+been pelted with stones by Christians, slightly the worse for liquor,
+are apt to think well of minorities. Mr. Bradlaugh's Radicalism had
+an individualistic flavour. He thought well of thrift, thereby
+incurring censure. Mr. Bradlaugh's politics are familiar enough. What
+about his freethinking? English freethinkers may be divided into two
+classes--those who have been educated and those who have had to
+educate themselves. The former class might apply to their own case the
+language once employed by Dr. Newman to describe himself and his
+brethren of the Oratory:
+
+ 'We have been nourished for the greater part of our lives in the
+ bosom of the great schools and universities of Protestant England;
+ we have been the foster foster-sons of the Edwards and Henries, the
+ Wykehams and Wolseys, of whom Englishmen are wont to make so much;
+ we have grown up amid hundreds of contemporaries, scattered at
+ present all over the country in those special ranks of society
+ which are the very walk of a member of the legislature.'
+
+These first-class free-thinkers have an excellent time of it, and, to
+use a fashionable phrase, 'do themselves very well indeed.' They move
+freely in society; their books lie on every table; they hob-a-nob with
+Bishops; and when they come to die, their orthodox relations gather
+round them, and lay them in the earth 'in the sure and certain
+hope'--so, at least, priestly lips are found willing to assert--'of
+the resurrection to eternal life through our Lord Jesus Christ.' And
+yet there was not a dogma of the Christian faith in which they were in
+a position to profess their belief.
+
+The free-thinkers of the second class, poor fellows! have hitherto led
+very different lives. Their foster-parents have been poverty and
+hardship; their school education has usually terminated at eleven; all
+their lives they have been desperately poor; alone, unaided, they
+have been left to fight the battle of a Free Press.
+
+Richard Carlile, as honourable a man as most, and between whose
+religious opinions and (let us say) Lord Palmerston's there was
+probably no difference worth mentioning, spent nine out of the
+fifty-two years of his life in prison. Attorney-Generals, and, indeed,
+every degree of prosecuting counsel have abused this kind of
+free-thinker, not merely with professional impunity, but amidst
+popular applause. Judges, speaking with emotion, have exhibited the
+utmost horror of atheistical opinions, and have railed in good set
+terms at the wretch who has been dragged before them, and have then,
+at the rising of the court, proceeded to their club and played cards
+till dinner-time with a first-class free-thinker for partner.
+
+This is natural and easily accounted for, but we need not be surprised
+if, in the biographies of second-class freethinkers, bitterness is
+occasionally exhibited towards the well-to-do brethren who decline
+what Dr. Bentley, in his Boyle Lectures, called 'the public odium and
+resentment of the magistrate.'
+
+Mr. Bradlaugh was a freethinker of the second class. His father was a
+solicitor's clerk on a salary which never exceeded L2 2s. a week; his
+mother had been a nursery-maid; and he himself was born in 1833 in
+Bacchus Walk, Hoxton. At seven he went to a national school, but at
+eleven his school education ended, and he became an office-boy. At
+fourteen he was a wharf-clerk and cashier to a coal-merchant. His
+parents were not much addicted to church-going, but Charles was from
+the first a serious boy, and became at a somewhat early age a
+Sunday-school teacher at St. Peter's, Hackney Road. The incumbent, in
+order to prepare him for Confirmation, set him to work to extract the
+Thirty-nine Articles out of the four Gospels. Unhappy task, worthy to
+be described by the pen of the biographer of John Sterling. The
+youthful wharfinger could not find the Articles in the Gospels, and
+informed the Rev. J.G. Packer of the fact. His letter conveying this
+intelligence is not forthcoming, and probably enough contained
+offensive matter, for Mr. Packer seems at once to have denounced young
+Bradlaugh as one engaged in atheistical inquiries, to have suspended
+him from the Sunday-school, to have made it very disagreeable for him
+at home and with his employer, and to have wound up by giving him
+three days to change his views or to lose his place.
+
+Mr. Packer has been well abused, but it has never been the fashion to
+treat youthful atheists with much respect. When Coleridge confided to
+the Rev. James Boyer that he (S.T. Coleridge) was inclined to atheism,
+the reverend gentleman had him stripped and flogged. Mr. Packer,
+however, does seem to have been too hasty, for Bradlaugh did not
+formally abandon his beliefs until some months after his suspension.
+He retired for a short season, and studied Hebrew under Mr. James
+Savage, of Circus Street, Marylebone. He emerged an unbeliever, aged
+sixteen. Expelled from his wharf, he sold coal on commission, but his
+principal, if not his only customer, the wife of a baker, discovering
+that he was an infidel, gave him no more orders, being afraid, so she
+said, that her bread would smell of brimstone.
+
+In 1850 Bradlaugh published his first pamphlet, _A Few Words on the
+Christian Creed_, and dedicated it to the unhappy Mr. Packer. But
+starvation stared him in the face, and in the same year he enlisted in
+the 7th Dragoon Guards, and spent the next three years in Ireland,
+where he earned a good character, and on more occasions than one
+showed that adroitness for which he was afterwards remarkable.
+
+In October, 1853, his mother and sister with great difficulty raised
+the L30 necessary to buy his discharge, and Bradlaugh returned to
+London, not only full grown, but well fed. Had he not taken the
+Queen's shilling he never would have lived to fight the battle he did.
+
+He became a solicitor's clerk on a miserably small pay, and took to
+lecturing as 'Iconoclast.' In 1855 he was married at St. Philip's
+Church, Stepney. His lectures and discussions began to assume great
+proportions, and covered more than twenty years of his life. Terribly
+hard work they were. Profits there were none, or next to none. Few men
+have endured greater hardships.
+
+In 1860 the _National Reformer_ was started, and his warfare in the
+courts began. In 1868 he first stood for Northampton, which he
+unsuccessfully contested three times. In April, 1880, he was returned
+to Parliament, and then began the famous struggle with which the
+constitutional historian will have to deal. After this date the facts
+are well known. Bradlaugh died on January 30, 1891.
+
+His life was a hard one from beginning to end. He had no advantages.
+Nobody really helped him or influenced him or mollified him. He had
+never either money or repose; he had no time to travel, except as a
+propagandist, no time to acquire knowledge for its own sake; he was
+often abused but seldom criticised. In a single sentence, he was never
+taught the extent of his own ignorance.
+
+His attitude towards the Christian religion and the Bible was a
+perfectly fair one, and ought not to have brought down upon him any
+abuse whatever. There are more ways than one of dealing with religion.
+It may be approached as a mystery or as a series of events supported
+by testimony. If the evidence is trustworthy, if the witnesses are
+irreproachable, if they submit successfully to examination and
+cross-examination, then, however remarkable or out of the way may be
+the facts to which they depose, they are entitled to be believed. This
+is a mode of treatment with which we are all familiar, whether as
+applied to the Bible or to the authority of the Church. Nobody is
+expected to believe in the authority of the Church until satisfied
+by the exercise of his reason that the Church in question possesses
+'the notes' of a true Church. This was the aspect of the question
+which engaged Bradlaugh's attention. He was critical, legal. He
+took objections, insisted on discrepancies, cross-examined as to
+credibility, and came to the conclusion that the case for the
+supernatural was not made out. And this he did not after the
+first-class fashion in the study or in octavo volumes, but in the
+street. His audiences were not Mr. Mudie's subscribers, but men and
+women earning weekly wages. The coarseness of his language, the
+offensiveness of his imagery, have been greatly exaggerated. It is now
+a good many years since I heard him lecture in a northern town on the
+Bible to an audience almost wholly composed of artisans. He was bitter
+and aggressive, but the treatment he was then experiencing accounted
+for this. As an avowed atheist he received no quarter, and he might
+fairly say with Wilfred Osbaldistone, 'It's hard I should get raps
+over the costard, and only pay you back in make-believes.'
+
+It was not what Bradlaugh said, but the people he said it to, that
+drew down upon him the censure of the magistrate, and (unkindest cut
+of all) the condemnation of the House of Commons.
+
+Of all the evils from which the lovers of religion do well to pray
+that their faith may be delivered, the worst is that it should ever
+come to be discussed across the floor of the House of Commons. The
+self-elected champions of the Christian faith who then ride into the
+lists are of a kind well calculated to make Piety hide her head for
+very shame. Rowdy noblemen, intemperate country gentlemen, sterile
+lawyers, cynical but wealthy sceptics who maintain religion as another
+fence round their property, hereditary Nonconformists whose God is
+respectability and whose goal a baronetcy, contrive, with a score or
+two of bigots thrown in, to make a carnival of folly, a veritable
+devil's dance of blasphemy. The debates on Bradlaugh's oath-taking
+extended over four years, and will make melancholy reading for
+posterity. Two figures, and two figures only, stand out in solitary
+grandeur, those of a Quaker and an Anglican--Bright and Gladstone.
+
+The conclusion which an attentive reading of Mr. Bradlaugh's biography
+forces upon me is that in all probability he was the last freethinker
+who will be exposed, for many a long day (it would be more than
+usually rash to write 'ever'), to pains and penalties for uttering his
+unbelief. It is true the Blasphemy Laws are not yet repealed; it may
+be true for all I know that Christianity is still part and parcel
+of the common law; it is possibly an indictable offence to lend
+_Literature and Dogma_ and _God and the Bible_ to a friend; but,
+however these things may be, Mr. Bradlaugh's stock-in-trade is now
+free of the market-place, where just at present, at all events, its
+price is low. It has become pretty plain that neither the Fortress of
+Holy Scripture nor the Rock of Church Authority is likely to be taken
+by storm. The Mystery of Creation, the unsolvable problem of matter,
+continue to press upon us more heavily than ever. Neither by Paleys
+nor by Bradlaughs will religion be either bolstered up or pulled down.
+Sceptics and Sacramentarians must be content to put up with one
+another's vagaries for some time to come. Indeed, the new socialists,
+though at present but poor theologians (one hasty reading of _Lux
+Mundi_ does not make a theologian), are casting favourable eyes
+upon Sacramentarianism, deeming it to have a distinct flavour of
+Collectivism. Calvinism, on the other hand, is considered repulsively
+individualistic, being based upon the notion that it is the duty of
+each man to secure his own salvation.
+
+But whether Bradlaugh was the last of his race or not, he was a
+brave man whose life well deserves an honourable place amongst the
+biographies of those Radicals who have suffered in the cause of
+Free-thought, and into the fruits of whose labours others have
+entered.
+
+
+
+
+DISRAELI _EX RELATIONE_ SIR WILLIAM FRASER
+
+
+The late Sir William Fraser was not, I have been told, a popular
+person in that society about which he thought so much, and his book,
+_Disraeli and His Day_, did not succeed in attracting much of the
+notice of the general reader, and failed, so I, at least, have been
+made to understand, to win a verdict of approval from the really well
+informed.
+
+I consider the book a very good one, in the sense of being valuable.
+Whatever your mood may be, that of the moralist, cynic, satirist,
+humourist, whether you love, pity, or despise your fellow-man, here is
+grist for your mill. It feeds the mind.
+
+Although in form the book is but a stringing together of stories,
+incidents, and aphorisms, still the whole produces a distinct effect.
+To state what that effect is would be, I suppose, the higher
+criticism. It is not altogether disagreeable; it is decidedly amusing;
+it is clever and somewhat contemptible. Sir William Fraser was a
+baronet who thought well of his order. He desiderated a tribunal to
+determine the right to the title, and he opined that the courtesy
+prefix of 'Honourable,' which once, it appears, belonged to baronets,
+should be restored to them. Apart from these opinions, ridiculous and
+peculiar, Sir William Fraser stands revealed in this volume as cast in
+a familiar mould. The words 'gentleman,' 'White's,' 'Society,' often
+flow from his pen, and we may be sure were engraven on his heart. He
+had seen a world wrecked. When he was young, so he tells his readers,
+the world consisted of at least three, and certainly not more than
+five, hundred persons who were accustomed night after night during the
+season to make their appearance at a certain number of houses, which
+are affectionately enumerated. A new face at any one of these
+gatherings immediately attracted attention, as, indeed, it is easy to
+believe it would. 'Anything for a change,' as somebody observes in
+_Pickwick_.
+
+This is the atmosphere of the book, and Sir William breathes in it
+very pleasantly. Endowed by Nature with a retentive memory and a
+literary taste, active if singular, he may be discovered in his own
+pages moving up and down, in and out of society, supplying and
+correcting quotations, and gratifying the vanity of distinguished
+authors by remembering their own writings better than they did
+themselves. The book makes one clearly comprehend what a monstrous
+clever fellow the rank and file of the Tory party must have felt Sir
+William Fraser to be. This, however, is only background. In the front
+of the picture we have the mysterious outlines, the strange
+personality, struggling between the bizarre and the romantic, of 'the
+Jew,' as big George Bentinck was ever accustomed to denominate his
+leader. Sir William Fraser's Disraeli is a very different figure from
+Sir Stafford Northcote's. The myth about the pocket Sophocles is
+rudely exploded. Sir William is certain that Disraeli could not have
+construed a chapter of the Greek Testament. He found such mythology
+as he required where many an honest fellow has found it before him--in
+Lempriere's Dictionary. His French accent, as Sir William records it,
+was most satisfactory, and a conclusive proof of his _bona-fides_.
+Disraeli, it is clear, cared as little for literature as he did for
+art. He admired Gray, as every man with a sense for epithet must; he
+studied Junius, whose style, so Sir William Fraser believes, he
+surpassed in his 'Runnymede' letters. Sir William Fraser kindly
+explains the etymology of this strange word 'Runnymede,' as he also
+does that of 'Parliament,' which he says is '_Parliamo mente_' (Let us
+speak our minds). Sir William clearly possessed the learning denied to
+his chief.
+
+Beyond apparently imposing upon Sir Stafford Northcote, Disraeli
+himself never made any vain pretensions to be devoted to pursuits for
+which he did not care a rap. He once dreamt of an epic poem, and his
+early ambition urged him a step or two in that direction, but his
+critical faculty, which, despite all his monstrosities of taste, was
+vital, restrained him from making a fool of himself, and he forswore
+the muse, puffed the prostitute away, and carried his very saleable
+wares to another market, where his efforts were crowned with
+prodigious success. Sir William Fraser introduces his great man to us
+as observing, in reply to a question, that revenge was the passion
+which gives pleasure the latest. A man, he continued, will enjoy that
+when even avarice has ceased to please. As a matter of fact, Disraeli
+himself was neither avaricious nor revengeful, and, as far as one can
+judge, was never tempted to be either. This is the fatal defect of
+almost all Disraeli's aphorisms: they are dead words, whilst the
+words of a true aphorism have veins filled with the life of their
+utterer. Nothing of this sort ever escaped the lips of our modern
+Sphinx. If he had any faiths, any deep convictions, any rooted
+principles, he held his tongue about them. He was, Sir William tells
+us, an indolent man. It is doubtful whether he ever did, apart from
+the preparation and delivery of his speeches, what would be called by
+a professional man a hard day's work in his life. He had courage, wit,
+insight, instinct, prevision, and a thorough persuasion that he
+perfectly understood the materials he had to work upon and the tools
+within his reach. Perhaps no man ever gauged more accurately or more
+profoundly despised that 'world' Sir William Fraser so pathetically
+laments. For folly, egotism, vanity, conceit, and stupidity, he had an
+amazing eye. He could not, owing to his short sight, read men's faces
+across the floor of the House, but he did not require the aid of any
+optic nerve to see the petty secrets of their souls. His best sayings
+have men's weaknesses for their text. Sir William's book gives many
+excellent examples. One laughs throughout.
+
+Sir William would have us believe that in later life Disraeli clung
+affectionately to dulness--to gentle dulness. He did not want to be
+surrounded by wits. He had been one himself in his youth, and he
+questioned their sincerity. It would almost appear from passages in
+the book that Disraeli found even Sir William Fraser too pungent for
+him. Once, we are told, the impenetrable Prime Minister quailed before
+Sir William's reproachful oratory. The story is not of a cock and a
+bull, but of a question put in the House of Commons by Sir William,
+who was snubbed by the Home Secretary, who was cheered by Disraeli.
+This was intolerable, and accordingly next day, being, as good luck
+would have it, a Friday, when, as all men and members know, 'it is in
+the power of any member to bring forward any topic he may choose,' Sir
+William naturally chose the topic nearest to his heart, and 'said a
+few words on my wrongs.'
+
+ 'During my performance I watched Disraeli narrowly. I could not see
+ his face, but I noticed that whenever I became in any way
+ disagreeable--in short, whenever my words really bit--they were
+ invariably followed by one movement. Sitting as he always did with
+ his right knee over his left, whenever the words touched him he
+ moved the pendant leg twice or three times, then curved his foot
+ upwards. I could observe no other sign of emotion, but this was
+ distinct. Some years afterwards, on a somewhat more important
+ occasion at the Conference at Berlin, a great German philosopher,
+ Herr ----, went to Berlin on purpose to study Disraeli's character.
+ He said afterwards that he was most struck by the more than Indian
+ stoicism which Disraeli showed. To this there was one exception.
+ "Like all men of his race, he has one sign of emotion which never
+ fails to show itself--the movement of the leg that is crossed over
+ the other, and of the foot!" The person who told me this had never
+ heard me hint, nor had anyone, that I had observed this peculiar
+ symptom on the earlier occasion to which I have referred.'
+
+Statesmen of Jewish descent, with a reputation for stoicism to
+preserve, would do well to learn from this story not to swing their
+crossed leg when tired. The great want about Mr. Disraeli is something
+to hang the countless anecdotes about him upon. Most remarkable men
+have some predominant feature of character round which you can build
+your general conception of them, or, at all events, there has been
+some great incident in their lives for ever connected with their
+names, and your imagination mixes the man and the event together. Who
+can think of Peel without remembering the Corn Laws and the
+reverberating sentence: 'I shall leave a name execrated by every
+monopolist who, for less honourable motives, clamours for Protection
+because it conduces to his own individual benefit; but it may be that
+I shall leave a name sometimes remembered with expressions of
+good-will in the abode of those whose lot it is to labour and to earn
+their daily bread with the sweat of their brow, when they shall
+recruit their exhausted strength with abundant and untaxed food, the
+sweeter because it is no longer leavened with a sense of injustice.'
+But round what are our memories of Disraeli to cluster? Sir William
+Fraser speaks rapturously of his wondrous mind and of his intellect,
+but where is posterity to look for evidences of either? Certainly not
+in Sir William's book, which shows us a wearied wit and nothing more.
+Carlyle once asked, 'How long will John Bull permit this absurd
+monkey'--meaning Mr. Disraeli--'to dance upon his stomach?' The
+question was coarsely put, but there is nothing in Sir William's book
+to make one wonder it should have been asked. Mr. Disraeli lived to
+offer Carlyle the Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath, and that, in
+Sir William's opinion, is enough to dispose of Carlyle's vituperation;
+but, after all, the Grand Cross is no answer to anything except an
+application for it.
+
+A great many other people are made to cross Sir William Fraser's
+stage. His comments upon them are lively, independent, and original.
+He liked Cobden and hated Bright. The reason for this he makes quite
+plain. He thinks he detected in Cobden a deprecatory manner--a
+recognition of the sublime truth that he, Richard Cobden, had not been
+half so well educated as the mob of Tories he was addressing. Bright,
+on the other band, was fat and rude, and thought that most country
+gentlemen and town-bred wits were either fools or fribbles. This was
+intolerable. Here was a man who not only could not have belonged to
+the 'world,' but honestly did not wish to, and was persuaded--the
+gross fellow--that he and his world were better in every respect than
+the exclusive circles which listened to Sir William Fraser's _bon
+mots_ and tags from the poets. Certainly there was nothing deprecatory
+about John Bright. He could be quite as insolent in his way as any
+aristocrat in his. He had a habit, we are told, of slowly getting up
+and walking out of the House in the middle of Mr. Disraeli's speeches,
+and just when that ingenious orator was leading up to a carefully
+prepared point, and then immediately returning behind the Speaker's
+chair. If this is true, it was perhaps rude, but nobody can deny that
+it is a Tory dodge of indicating disdain. What was really irritating
+about Mr. Bright was that his disdain was genuine. He did think very
+little of the Tory party, and he did not care one straw for the
+opinion of society. He positively would not have cared to have been
+made a baronet. Sir William Fraser seems to have been really fond of
+Disraeli, and the very last time he met his great man in the Carlton
+Club he told him a story too broad to be printed. The great man
+pronounced it admirable, and passed on his weary way.
+
+
+
+
+A CONNOISSEUR
+
+
+It must always be rash to speak positively about human nature, whose
+various types of character are singularly tough, and endure, if not
+for ever, for a very long time; yet some types do seem to show signs
+of wearing out. The connoisseur, for example, here in England is
+hardly what he was. He has specialized, and behind him there is now
+the bottomless purse of the multi-millionaire, who buys as he is
+bidden, and has no sense of prices. If the multi-millionaire wants a
+thing, why should he not have it? The gaping mob, penniless but
+appreciative, looks on and cheers his pluck.
+
+Mr. Frederick Locker, about whom I wish to write a few lines, was an
+old-world connoisseur, the shy recesses of whose soul Addison might
+have penetrated in the page of a _Spectator_--and a delicate operation
+it would have been.
+
+My father-in-law was only once in the witness-box. I had the felicity
+to see him there. It was a dispute about the price of a picture, and
+in the course of his very short evidence he hazarded the opinion that
+the grouping of the figures (they were portraits) was in bad taste.
+The Judge, the late Mr. Justice Cave, an excellent lawyer of the old
+school, snarled out, 'Do you think you could explain to _me_ what is
+taste?' Mr. Locker surveyed the Judge through the eye-glass which
+seemed almost part of his being, with a glance modest, deferential,
+deprecatory, as if suggesting 'Who am _I_ to explain anything to
+_you_?' but at the same time critical, ironical, and humorous. It was
+but for one brief moment; the eyeglass dropped, and there came the
+mournful answer, as from a man baffled at all points: 'No, my lord; I
+should find it impossible!' The Judge grunted a ready, almost a
+cheerful, assent.
+
+Properly to describe Mr. Locker, you ought to be able to explain both
+to judge and jury what you mean by taste. He sometimes seemed to me to
+be _all_ taste. Whatever subject he approached--was it the mystery of
+religion, or the moralities of life, a poem or a print, a bit of old
+china or a human being--whatever it might be, it was along the avenue
+of taste that he gently made his way up to it. His favourite word of
+commendation was _pleasing_, and if he ever brought himself to say
+(and he was not a man who scattered his judgments, rather was he
+extremely reticent of them) of a man, and still more of a woman, that
+he or she was _unpleasing_, you almost shuddered at the fierceness of
+the condemnation, knowing, as all Locker's intimate friends could not
+help doing, what the word meant to him. 'Attractive' was another of
+his critical instruments. He meets Lord Palmerston, and does not find
+him 'attractive' (_My Confidences_, p. 155).
+
+This is a temperament which when cultivated, as it was in Mr. Locker's
+case, by a life-long familiarity with beautiful things in all the arts
+and crafts, is apt to make its owner very susceptible to what some
+stirring folk may not unjustly consider the trifles of life. Sometimes
+Locker might seem to overlook the dominant features, the main object
+of the existence, either of a man or of some piece of man's work, in
+his sensitively keen perception of the beauty, or the lapse from
+beauty, of some trait of character or bit of workmanship. This may
+have been so. Mr. Locker was more at home, more entirely his own
+delightful self, when he was calling your attention to some humorous
+touch in one of Bewick's tail-pieces, or to some plump figure in a
+group by his favourite Stothard than when handling a Michael Angelo
+drawing or an amazing Blake. Yet, had it been his humour, he could
+have played the showman to Michael Angelo and Blake at least as well
+as to Bewick, Stothard, or Chodowiecki. But a modesty, marvellously
+mingled with irony, was of the very essence of his nature. No man
+expatiated less. He never expounded anything in his born days; he very
+soon wearied of those he called 'strong' talkers. His critical method
+was in a conversational manner to direct your attention to something
+in a poem or a picture, to make a brief suggestion or two, perhaps to
+apply an epithet, and it was all over, but your eyes were opened.
+Rapture he never professed, his tones were never loud enough to
+express enthusiasm, but his enjoyment of what he considered good,
+wherever he found it--and he was regardless of the set judgments of
+the critics--was most intense and intimate. His feeling for anything
+he liked was fibrous: he clung to it. For all his rare books and
+prints, if he liked a thing he was very tolerant of its _format_. He
+would cut a drawing out of a newspaper, frame it, hang it up, and be
+just as tender towards it as if it were an impression with the unique
+_remarque_.
+
+Mr. Locker had probably inherited his virtuoso's whim from his
+ancestors. His great-grandfather was certified by Johnson in his life
+of Addison to be a gentleman 'eminent for curiosity and literature,'
+and though his grandfather, the Commodore, who lives for ever in our
+history as the man who taught Nelson the lesson that saved an
+Empire--'Lay a Frenchman close, and you will beat him'--was no
+collector, his father, Edward Hawke Locker, though also a naval man,
+was not only the friend of Sir Walter Scott, but a most judicious
+buyer of pictures, prints, and old furniture.
+
+Frederick Locker was born in 1821, in Greenwich Hospital, where Edward
+Hawke Locker was Civil Commissioner. His mother was the daughter of
+one of the greatest book-buyers of his time, a man whose library it
+took nine days to disperse--the Rev. Jonathan Boucher, the friend and
+opponent of George Washington, an ecclesiastic who might have been
+first Bishop of Edinburgh, but who died a better thing, the Vicar of
+Epsom.
+
+Frederick Locker grew up among pretty things in the famous hospital.
+Water-colours by Lawrence, Prout, Girtin, Turner, Chinnery, Paul
+Sandby, Cipriani, and other masters; casts after Canova; mezzotints
+after Sir Joshua; Hogarth's famous picture of David Garrick and his
+wife, now well hung in Windsor Castle, were about him, and early
+attracted his observant eye. Yet the same things were about his elder
+brother Arthur, an exceedingly clever fellow, who remained quite
+curiously impervious to the impressiveness of pretty things all his
+days.
+
+Locker began collecting on his own account after his marriage, in
+1850, to a daughter of Lord Byron's enemy, the Lord Elgin, who brought
+the marbles from Athens to Bloomsbury. His first object, at least so
+he thought, was to make his rooms pretty. From the beginning of his
+life as a connoisseur he spared himself no pains, often trudging
+miles, when not wanted at the Admiralty Office, in search of his prey.
+If any mercantile-minded friend ever inquired what anything had cost,
+he would be answered with a rueful smile, 'Much shoe leather.' He
+began with old furniture, china, and bric-a-brac, which ere long
+somewhat inconveniently filled his small rooms. Prices rose, and means
+in those days were as small as the rooms. No more purchases of Louis
+Seize and blue majolica and Palissy ware could be made. Drawings by
+the old masters and small pictures were the next objects of the chase.
+Here again the long purses were soon on his track, and the pursuit had
+to be abandoned, but not till many treasures had been garnered. Last
+of all he became a book-hunter, beginning with little volumes of
+poetry and the drama from 1590 to 1610; and as time went on the
+boundaries expanded, but never so as to include black letter.
+
+I dare not say Mr. Locker had all the characteristics of a great
+collector, or that he was entirely free from the whimsicalities of the
+tribe of connoisseurs, but he was certainly endowed with the chief
+qualifications for the pursuit of rarities, and remained clear of the
+unpleasant vices that so often mar men's most innocent avocations. Mr.
+Locker always knew what he wanted and what he did not want, and never
+could be persuaded to take the one for the other; he did not grow
+excited in the presence of the quarry; he had patience to wait, and
+to go on waiting, and he seldom lacked courage to buy.
+
+He rode his own hobby-horse, never employing experts as buyers. For
+quantity he had no stomach. He shrank from numbers. He was not a
+Bodleian man; he had not the sinews to grapple with libraries. He was
+the connoisseur throughout. Of the huge acquisitiveness of a Heber or
+a Huth he had not a trace. He hated a crowd, of whatsoever it was
+composed. He was apt to apologize for his possessions, and to
+depreciate his tastes. As for boasting of a treasure, he could as
+easily have eaten beef at breakfast.
+
+So delicate a spirit, armed as it was for purposes of defence with a
+rare gift of irony and a very shrewd insight into the weaknesses and
+noisy falsettos of life, was sure to be misunderstood. The dull and
+coarse witted found Locker hard to make out. He struck them as
+artificial and elaborate, perhaps as frivolous, and yet they felt
+uneasy in his company lest there should be a lurking ridicule behind
+his quiet, humble demeanour. There was, indeed, always an element of
+mockery in Locker's humility.
+
+An exceedingly spiteful account of him, in which it is asserted that
+'most of his rarest books are miserable copies' (how book-collectors
+can hate one another!), ends with the reluctant admission: 'He was
+eminently a gentleman, however, and his manners were even courtly, yet
+virile.' Such extorted praise is valuable.
+
+I can see him now before me, with a nicely graduated foot-rule in his
+delicate hand, measuring with grave precision the height to a hair of
+his copy of _Robinson Crusoe_ (1719), for the purpose of ascertaining
+whether it was taller or shorter than one being vaunted for sale in a
+bookseller's catalogue just to hand. His face, one of much refinement,
+was a study, exhibiting alike a fixed determination to discover the
+exact truth about the copy and a humorous realization of the inherent
+triviality of the whole business. Locker was a philosopher as well as
+a connoisseur.
+
+The Rowfant Library has disappeared. Great possessions are great
+cares. 'But ships are but boards, sailors but men; there be land-rats,
+water-thieves, and land-thieves--I mean pirates; and then there is the
+peril of waters, winds and rocks.' To this list the nervous owner of
+rare books must add fire, that dread enemy of all the arts. It is
+often difficult to provide stabling for dead men's hobby-horses. It
+were perhaps absurd in a world like this to grow sentimental over a
+parcel of old books. Death, the great unbinder, must always make a
+difference.
+
+Mr. Locker's poetry now forms a volume of the _Golden Treasury
+Series_. The _London Lyrics_ are what they are. They have been well
+praised by good critics, and have themselves been made the subject of
+good verse.
+
+ 'Apollo made one April day
+ A new thing in the rhyming way;
+ Its turn was neat, its wit was clear,
+ It wavered 'twixt a smile and tear.
+ Then Momus gave a touch satiric,
+ And it became a _London Lyric_.'
+ AUSTIN DOBSON.
+
+In another copy of verses Mr. Dobson adds:
+
+ 'Or where discern a verse so neat,
+ So well-bred and so witty--
+ So finished in its least conceit,
+ So mixed of mirth and pity?'
+
+ 'Pope taught him rhythm, Prior ease,
+ Praed buoyancy and banter;
+ What modern bard would learn from these?
+ Ah, _tempora mutantur_!'
+
+Nothing can usefully be added to criticism so just, so searching, and
+so happily expressed.
+
+Some of the _London Lyrics_ have, I think, achieved what we poor
+mortals call immortality--a strange word to apply to the piping of so
+slender a reed, to so slight a strain--yet
+
+ 'In small proportions we just beauties see.'
+
+It is the simplest strain that lodges longest in the heart. Mr.
+Locker's strains are never precisely _simple_. The gay enchantment of
+the world and the sense of its bitter disappointments murmur through
+all of them, and are fatal to their being simple, but the
+unpretentiousness of a _London Lyric_ is akin to simplicity.
+
+His relation to his own poetry was somewhat peculiar. A critic in
+every fibre, he judged his own verses with a severity he would have
+shrunk from applying to those of any other rhyming man. He was deeply
+dissatisfied, almost on bad terms, with himself, yet for all that he
+was convinced that he had written some very good verses indeed. His
+poetry meant a great deal to him, and he stood in need of sympathy and
+of allies against his own despondency. He did not get much sympathy,
+being a man hard to praise, for unless he agreed with your praise it
+gave him more pain than pleasure.
+
+I am not sure that Mr. Dobson agrees with me, but I am very fond of
+Locker's paraphrase of one of Clement Marot's _Epigrammes_; and as the
+lines are redolent of his delicate connoisseurship, I will quote both
+the original (dated 1544) and the paraphrase:
+
+ 'DU RYS DE MADAME D'ALLEBRET
+
+ 'Elle a tres bien ceste gorge d'albastre,
+ Ce doulx parler, ce cler tainct, ces beaux yeulx:
+ Mais en effect, ce petit rys follastre,
+ C'est a mon gre ce qui lui sied le mieulx;
+ Elle en pourroit les chemins et les lieux
+ Ou elle passe a plaisir inciter;
+ Et si ennuy me venoit contrister
+ Tant que par mort fust ma vie abbatue,
+ Il me fauldroit pour me resusciter
+ Que ce rys la duguel elle me tue.'
+
+ 'How fair those locks which now the light wind stirs!
+ What eyes she has, and what a perfect arm!
+ And yet methinks that little laugh of hers--
+ That little laugh--is still her crowning charm.
+ Where'er she passes, countryside or town,
+ The streets make festa and the fields rejoice.
+ Should sorrow come, as 'twill, to cast me down,
+ Or Death, as come he must, to hush my voice,
+ Her laugh would wake me just as now it thrills me--
+ That little, giddy laugh wherewith she kills me.'
+
+'Tis the very laugh of Millamant in _The Way of the World_! 'I would
+rather,' cried Hazlitt, 'have seen Mrs. Abington's Millamant than any
+Rosalind that ever appeared on the stage.' Such wishes are idle.
+Hazlitt never saw Mrs. Abington's Millamant. I have seen Miss Ethel
+Irving's Millamant, _dulce ridentem_, and it was that little giddy
+laugh of hers that reminded me of Marot's Epigram and of Frederick
+Locker's paraphrase. So do womanly charms endure from generation to
+generation, and it is one of the duties of poets to record them.
+
+In 1867 Mr. Locker published his _Lyra Elegantiarun. A Collection of
+Some of the Best Specimens of Vers de Societe and Vers d'Occasion in
+the English Languages by Deceased Authors_. In his preface Locker gave
+what may now be fairly called the 'classical' definition of the verses
+he was collecting. '_Vers de societe_ and _vers d'occasion_ should'
+(so he wrote) 'be short, elegant, refined and fanciful, not seldom
+distinguished by heightened sentiment, and often playful. The tone
+should not be pitched high; it should be idiomatic and rather in the
+conversational key; the rhythm should be crisp and sparkling, and the
+rhyme frequent and never forced, while the entire poem should be
+marked by tasteful moderation, high finish and completeness; for
+however trivial the subject-matter may be--indeed, rather in
+proportion to its triviality, subordination to the rules of
+composition and perfection of execution should be strictly enforced.
+The definition may be further illustrated by a few examples of pieces,
+which, from the absence of some of the foregoing qualities, or from
+the excess of others, cannot be properly regarded as _vers de
+societe_, though they may bear a certain generic resemblance to that
+species of poetry. The ballad of "John Gilpin," for example, is too
+broadly and simply ludicrous; Swift's "Lines on the Death of
+Marlborough," and Byron's "Windsor Poetics," are too savage and
+truculent; Cowper's "My Mary" is far too pathetic; Herrick's lyrics to
+"Blossoms" and "Daffodils" are too elevated; "Sally in our Alley" is
+too homely and too entirely simple and natural; while the "Rape of the
+Lock," which would otherwise be one of the finest specimens of _vers
+de societe_ in any language, must be excluded on account of its
+length, which renders it much too important.'
+
+I have made this long quotation because it is an excellent example of
+Mr. Locker's way of talking about poets and poetry, and of his
+intimate, searching, and unaffected criticism.
+
+_Lyra Elegantiarum_ is a real, not a bookseller's collection. Mr.
+Locker was a great student of verse. There was hardly a stanza of any
+English poet, unless it was Spenser, for whom he had no great
+affection, which he had not pondered over and clearly considered as
+does a lawyer his cases. He delighted in a complete success, and
+grieved over any lapse from the fold of metrical virtue, over any
+ill-sounding rhyme or unhappy expression. The circulation of _Lyra
+Elegantiarum_ was somewhat interfered with by a 'copyright' question.
+Mr. Locker had a great admiration for Landor's short poems, and
+included no less than forty-one of them, which he chose with the
+utmost care. Publishers are slow to perceive that the best chance of
+getting rid of their poetical wares (and Landor was not popular) is to
+have attention called to the artificer who produced them. The
+Landorian publisher objected, and the _Lyra_ had to be 'suppressed'--a
+fine word full of hidden meanings. The second-hand booksellers, a wily
+race, were quick to perceive the significance of this, and have for
+more than thirty years obtained inflated prices for their early
+copies, being able to vend them as possessing the _Suppressed Verses_.
+There is a great deal of Locker in this collection. To turn its pages
+is to renew intercourse with its editor.
+
+In 1879 another little volume instinct with his personality came into
+existence and made friends for itself. He called it _Patchwork_, and
+to have given it any other name would have severely taxed his
+inventiveness. It is a collection of stories, of _ana_, of quotations
+in verse and prose, of original matter, of character-sketches, of
+small adventures, of table-talk, and of other things besides, if other
+things, indeed, there be. If you know _Patchwork_ by heart you are
+well equipped. It is intensely original throughout, and never more
+original than when its matter is borrowed. Readers of _Patchwork_ had
+heard of Mr. Creevey long before Sir Herbert Maxwell once again let
+that politician loose upon an unlettered society.
+
+The book had no great sale, but copies evidently fell into the hands
+of the more judicious of the pressmen, who kept it by their sides, and
+every now and again
+
+ 'Waled a portion with judicious care'
+
+for quotation in their columns. The _Patchwork_ stories thus got into
+circulation one by one. Kind friends of Mr. Locker's, who had been
+told, or had discovered for themselves, that he was somewhat of a wag,
+would frequently regale him with bits of his own _Patchwork_,
+introducing them to his notice as something they had just heard, which
+they thought he would like--murdering his own stories to give him
+pleasure. His countenance on such occasions was a _rendezvous_ of
+contending emotions, a battlefield of rival forces. Politeness ever
+prevailed, but it took all his irony and sad philosophy to hide his
+pain. _Patchwork_ is such a good collection of the kind of story he
+liked best that it was really difficult to avoid telling him a story
+that was _not_ in it. I made the blunder once myself with a Voltairean
+anecdote. Here it is as told in _Patchwork_: 'Voltaire was one day
+listening to a dramatic author reading his comedy, and who said, "Ici
+le chevalier rit!" He exclaimed: "Le chevalier est _bien_ heureux!"' I
+hope I told it fairly well. He smiled sadly, and said nothing, not
+even _Et tu, Brute_!
+
+In 1886 Mr. Locker printed for presentation a catalogue of his printed
+books, manuscripts, autograph letters, drawings, and pictures. Nothing
+of his own figures in this catalogue, and yet in a very real sense the
+whole is his. Most of the books are dispersed, but the catalogue
+remains, not merely as a record of rareties and bibliographical
+details dear to the collector's heart, but as a token of taste. Just
+as there is, so Wordsworth reminds us, 'a spirit in the woods,' so is
+there still, brooding over and haunting the pages of the 'Rowfant
+Catalogue,' the spirit of true connoisseurship. In the slender lists
+of Locker's 'Works' this book must always have a place.
+
+Frederick Locker died at Rowfant on May 30, 1895, leaving behind him,
+carefully prepared for the press, a volume he had christened _My
+Confidences: An Autographical Sketch addressed to My Descendants_.
+
+In due course the book appeared, and was misunderstood at first by
+many. It cut a strange, outlandish figure among the crowd of casual
+reminiscences it externally resembled. Glancing over the pages of _My
+Confidences_, the careless library subscriber encountered the usual
+number of names of well-known personages, whose appearance is supposed
+by publishers to add sufficient zest to reminiscences to secure
+for them a sale large enough, at any rate, to recoup the cost of
+publication. Yet, despite these names, Mr. Locker's book is completely
+unlike the modern memoir. Beneath a carefully-constructed, and
+perhaps slightly artificially maintained, frivolity of tone, the book
+is written in deadly earnest. Not for nothing did its author choose as
+one of the mottoes for its title-page, 'Ce ne sont mes gestes que
+j'ecrie; c'est moy.' It may be said of this book, as of Senancour's
+_Oberman_:
+
+ 'A fever in these pages burns;
+ Beneath the calm they feign,
+ A wounded human spirit turns
+ Here on its bed of pain.'
+
+The still small voice of its author whispers through _My Confidences_.
+Like Montaigne's _Essays_, the book is one of entire good faith, and
+strangely uncovers a personality.
+
+As a tiny child Locker was thought by his parents to be very like Sir
+Joshua Reynolds' picture of Puck, an engraving of which was in the
+home at Greenwich Hospital, and certainly Locker carried to his
+grave more than a suspicion of what is called Puckishness. In _My
+Confidences_ there are traces of this quality.
+
+Clearly enough the author of _London Lyrics_, the editor of _Lyra
+Elegantiarum_, of _Patchwork_, and the whimsical but sincere compiler
+of _My Confidences_ was more than a mere connoisseur, however much
+connoisseurship entered into a character in which taste played so
+dominant a part.
+
+Stronger even than taste was his almost laborious love of kindness.
+He really took too much pains about it, exposing himself to rebuffs
+and misunderstandings; but he was not without his rewards. All
+down-hearted folk, sorrowful, disappointed people, the unlucky, the
+ill-considered, the _mesestimes_--those who found themselves condemned
+to discharge uncongenial duties in unsympathetic society, turned
+instinctively to Mr. Locker for a consolation, so softly administered
+that it was hard to say it was intended. He had friends everywhere, in
+all ranks of life, who found in him an infinity of solace, and for his
+friends there was nothing he would not do. It seemed as if he could
+not spare himself. I remember his calling at my chambers one hot day
+in July, when he happened to have with him some presents he was in
+course of delivering. Among them I noticed a bust of Voltaire and an
+unusually lively tortoise, generally half-way out of a paper bag.
+Wherever he went he found occasion for kindness, and his whimsical
+adventures would fill a volume. I sometimes thought it would really be
+worth while to leave off the struggle for existence, and gently to
+subside into one of Lord Rowton's homes in order to have the pleasure
+of receiving in my new quarters a first visit from Mr. Locker. How
+pleasantly would he have mounted the stair, laden with who knows what
+small gifts?--a box of mignonette for the window-sill, an old book or
+two, as likely as not a live kitten, for indeed there was never an end
+to the variety or ingenuity of his offerings! How felicitous would
+have been his greeting! How cordial his compliments! How abiding the
+sense of his unpatronizing friendliness! But it was not to be. One can
+seldom choose one's pleasures.
+
+In his _Patchwork_ Mr. Locker quotes Gibbon's encomium on Charles
+James Fox. Anyone less like Fox than Frederick Locker it might be hard
+to discover, but fine qualities are alike wherever they are found
+lodged; and if Fox was as much entitled as Locker to the full benefit
+of Gibbon's praise, he was indeed a good fellow.
+
+'In his tour to Switzerland Mr. Fox gave me two days of free and
+private society. He seemed to feel and even to envy the happiness of
+my situation, while I admired the powers of a superior man as they are
+blended in his character with the softness and simplicity of a child.
+_Perhaps no human being was ever more perfectly exempted from the
+taint of malevolence, vanity, and falsehood._'
+
+
+
+
+OUR GREAT MIDDLE CLASS
+
+
+The republication of Mr. Arnold's _Friendship's Garland_ after an
+interval of twenty-seven years may well set us all a-thinking. Here it
+is, in startling facsimile--the white covers, destined too soon to
+become black, the gilt device, the familiar motto. As we gazed upon
+it, we found ourselves exclaiming, so vividly did it recall the past:
+
+ 'It is we, it is we, who have changed.'
+
+_Friendship's Garland_ was a very good joke seven-and-twenty years
+ago, and though some of its once luminous paint has been rubbed off,
+and a few of its jests have ceased to effervesce, it is a good joke
+still. Mr. Bottle's mind, qua mind; the rowdy Philistine Adolescens
+Leo, Esq.; Dr. Russell, of the _Times_, mounting his war-horse; the
+tale of how Lord Lumpington and the Rev. Esau Hittall got their
+degrees at Oxford; and many another ironic thrust which made the
+reader laugh 'while the hair was yet brown on his head,' may well make
+him laugh still, 'though his scalp is almost hairless, and his
+figure's grown convex.' Since 1871 we have learnt the answer to the
+sombre lesson, 'What is it to grow old?' But, thank God! we can laugh
+even yet.
+
+The humour and high spirits of _Friendship's Garland_ were, however,
+but the gilding of a pill, the artificial sweetening of a nauseous
+draught. In reality, and joking apart, the book is an indictment at
+the bar of _Geist_ of the English people as represented by its middle
+class and by its full-voiced organ, the daily press. Mr. Arnold
+invented Arminius to be the mouthpiece of this indictment, the
+traducer of our 'imperial race,' because such blasphemies could not
+artistically have been attributed to one of the number. He made
+Arminius a Prussian because in those far-off days Prussia stood for
+Von Humboldt and education and culture, and all the things Sir Thomas
+Bazley and Mr. Miall were supposed to be without. Around the central
+figure of Arminius the essentially playful fancy of Mr. Arnold grouped
+other figures, including his own. What an old equity draughtsman would
+call 'the charging parts' of the book consist in the allegations that
+the Government of England had been taken out of the hands of an
+aristocracy grown barren of ideas and stupid beyond words, and
+entrusted to a middle class without noble traditions, wretchedly
+educated, full of _Ungeist_, with a passion for clap-trap, only
+wanting to be left alone to push trade and make money; so ignorant as
+to believe that feudalism can be abated without any heroic Stein, by
+providing that in one insignificant case out of a hundred thousand,
+land shall not follow the feudal law of descent; without a single
+vital idea or sentiment or feeling for beauty or appropriateness; well
+persuaded that if more trade is done in England than anywhere else, if
+personal independence is without a check, and newspaper publicity
+unbounded, that is, by the nature of things, to be great; misled every
+morning by the magnificent _Times_ or the 'rowdy' _Telegraph_;
+desperately prone to preaching to other nations, proud of being able
+to say what it likes, whilst wholly indifferent to the fact that it
+has nothing whatever to say.
+
+Such, in brief, is the substance of this most agreeable volume. Its
+message was lightly treated by the grave and reverend seigniors of the
+State. The magnificent _Times_, the rowdy _Telegraph_, continued to
+preach their gospels as before; but for all that Mr. Arnold found an
+audience fit, though few, and, of course, he found it among the people
+he abused. The barbarians, as he called the aristocracy, were not
+likely to pay heed to a professor of poetry. Our working classes
+were not readers of the _Pall Mall Gazette_ or purchasers of
+four-and-sixpenny tracts bound in white cloth. No; it was the middle
+class, to whom Mr. Arnold himself belonged, who took him to honest
+hearts, stuck his photograph upon their writing-tables, and sounded
+his praises so loudly that his fame even reached the United States of
+America, where he was promptly invited to lecture, an invitation he
+accepted. But for the middle classes Mr. Arnold would have had but a
+poor time of it. They did not mind being insulted; they overlooked
+exaggeration; they pardoned ignorance--in a word, they proved
+teachable. Yet, though meek in spirit, they have not yet inherited the
+earth; indeed, there are those who assert that their chances are gone,
+their sceptre for ever buried. It is all over with the middle-class.
+Tuck up its muddled head! Tie up its chin!
+
+A rabble of bad writers may now be noticed pushing their vulgar way
+along, who, though born and bred in the middle classes, and disfigured
+by many of the very faults Mr. Arnold deplored, yet make it a test of
+their membership, an 'open sesame' to their dull orgies, that all
+decent, sober-minded folk, who love virtue, and, on the whole, prefer
+delicate humour to sickly lubricity, should be labelled 'middle
+class.'
+
+Politically, it cannot but be noticed that, for good or for ill, the
+old middle-class audience no longer exists in its integrity. The
+crowds that flocked to hear Cobden and Bright, that abhorred slavery,
+that cheered Kossuth, that hated the income-tax, are now watered down
+by a huge population who do not know, and do not want to know, what
+the income-tax is, but who do want to know what the Government is
+going to do for them in the matter of shorter hours, better wages, and
+constant employment. Will the rabble, we wonder, prove as teachable as
+the middle class? Will they consent to be told their faults as meekly?
+Will they buy the photograph of their physician, or heave half a brick
+at him? It remains to be seen. In the meantime it would be a mistake
+to assume that the middle class counts for nothing, even at an
+election. As to ideas, have we got any new ones since 1871? 'To be
+consequent and powerful,' says Arminius, 'men must be bottomed on some
+vital idea or sentiment which lends strength and certainty to their
+action.' There are those who tell us that we have at last found this
+vital idea in those conceptions of the British Empire which Mr.
+Chamberlain so vigorously trumpets. To trumpet a conception is hardly
+a happy phrase, but, as Mr. Chamberlain plays no other instrument, it
+is forced upon me. Would that we could revive Arminius, to tell us
+what he thinks of our new Ariel girdling the earth with twenty Prime
+Ministers, each the choicest product of a self-governing and
+deeply-involved colony. Is it a vital or a vulgar idea? Is it merely a
+big theory or really a great one? Is it the ornate beginning of a
+Time, or but the tawdry ending of a period? At all events, it is an
+idea unknown to Arminius von Thunder-Ten-Tronckh, and we ought to be,
+and many are, thankful for it.
+
+
+
+
+TAR AND WHITEWASH
+
+
+I am, I confess it, hard to please. If a round dozen of Bad Women, all
+made in England too, does not satisfy me, what will? What ails the
+fellow at them? Yet was I at first dissatisfied, and am, therefore,
+glad to notice that whilst I was demurring and splitting hairs the
+great, generous public was buying the _Lives of Twelve Bad Women_, by
+Arthur Vincent, and putting it into a second edition. This is as it
+should be. When the excellent Dean Burgon dubbed his dozen biographies
+_Twelve Good Men_, it probably never occurred to him that the title
+suggested three companion volumes; but so it did, and two of them,
+_Twelve Bad Men_ and _Twelve Bad Women_, have made their appearance. I
+still await, with great patience, _Twelve Good Women_. Twelve was the
+number of the Apostles. Had it not been, one might be tempted to ask,
+Why twelve? But as there must be some limit to bookmaking, there is no
+need to quarrel with an arithmetical limit.
+
+My criticism upon the Dean's dozen was that they were not by any
+means, all of them, conspicuously good men; for, to name one only, who
+would call old Dr. Routh, the President of Magdalen, a particularly
+good man? In a sense, all Presidents, Provosts, Principals, and
+Masters of Colleges are good men--in fact, they must be so by the
+statutes--but to few of them are given the special notes of goodness.
+Dr. Routh was a remarkable man, a learned man, perhaps a pious
+man--undeniably, when he came to die, an old man--but he was no better
+than his colleagues. This weakness of classification has run all
+through the series, and it is my real quarrel with it. I do not
+understand the principle of selection. I did not understand the Dean's
+test of goodness, nor do I understand Mr. Seccombe's or Mr. Vincent's
+test of badness. What do we mean by a good man or a bad one, a good
+woman or a bad one? Most people, like the young man in the song, are
+'not very good, nor yet very bad.' We move about the pastures of life
+in huge herds, and all do the same things, at the same times, and for
+the same reasons. 'Forty feeding like one.' Are we mean? Well, we have
+done some mean things in our time. Are we generous? Occasionally we
+are. Were we good sons or dutiful daughters? We have both honoured and
+dishonoured our parents, who, in their turn, had done the same by
+theirs. Do we melt at the sight of misery? Indeed we do. Do we forget
+all about it when we have turned the corner? Frequently that is so. Do
+we expect to be put to open shame at the Great Day of Judgment? We
+should be terribly frightened of this did we not cling to the hope
+that amidst the shocking revelations then for the first time made
+public our little affairs may fail to attract much notice. Judged by
+the standards of humanity, few people are either good or bad. 'I have
+not been a great sinner,' said the dying Nelson; nor had he--he had
+only been made a great fool of by a woman. Mankind is all tarred with
+the same brush, though some who chance to be operated upon when the
+brush is fresh from the barrel get more than their share of the tar.
+The biography of a celebrated man usually reminds me of the outside of
+a coastguardsman's cottage--all tar and whitewash. These are the two
+condiments of human life--tar and whitewash--the faults and the
+excuses for the faults, the passions and pettinesses that make us
+occasionally drop on all fours, and the generous aspirations that at
+times enable us, if not to stand upright, at least to adopt the
+attitude of the kangaroo. It is rather tiresome, this perpetual game
+of French and English going on inside one. True goodness and real
+badness escape it altogether. A good man does not spend his life
+wrestling with the Powers of Darkness. He is victor in the fray, and
+the most he is called upon to do is every now and again to hit his
+prostrate foe a blow over the costard just to keep him in his place.
+Thus rid of a perpetual anxiety, the good man has time to grow in
+goodness, to expand pleasantly, to take his ease on Zion. You can see
+in his face that he is at peace with himself--that he is no longer at
+war with his elements. His society, if you are fond of goodness, is
+both agreeable and medicinal; but if you are a bad man it is hateful,
+and you cry out with Mr. Love-lust in Bunyan's Vanity Fair: 'Away with
+him. I cannot endure him; he is for ever condemning my way.'
+
+Not many of Dean Burgon's biographies reached this standard. The
+explanation, perhaps, is that the Dean chiefly moved in clerical
+circles where excellence is more frequently to be met with than
+goodness.
+
+In the same way a really bad man is one who has frankly said, 'Evil,
+be thou my good.' Like the good man, though for a very different
+reason, the bad one has ceased to make war with the devil. Finding a
+conspiracy against goodness going on, the bad man joins it, and thus,
+like the good man, is at peace with himself. The bad man is bent upon
+his own way, to get what he wants, no matter at what cost. Human
+lives! What do they matter? A woman's honour! What does that matter?
+Truth and fidelity! What are they? To know what you want, and not to
+mind what you pay for it, is the straight path to fame, fortune, and
+hell-fire. Careers, of course, vary; to dominate a continent or to
+open a corner shop as a pork-butcher's, plenty of devilry may go to
+either ambition. Also, genius is a rare gift. It by no means follows
+that because you are a bad man you will become a great one; but to be
+bad, and at the same time unsuccessful, is a hard fate. It casts a
+little doubt upon a man's badness if he does not, at least, make a
+little money. It is a poor business accompanying badness on to a
+common scaffold, or to see it die in a wretched garret. That was one
+of my complaints with Mr. Seccombe's Twelve Bad Men. Most of them came
+to violent ends. They were all failures.
+
+But I have kept these twelve ladies waiting a most unconscionable
+time. Who are they? There are amongst them four courtesans: Alice
+Perrers, one of King Edward III.'s misses; Barbara Villiers, one of
+King Charles II.'s; Mrs. Mary Anne Clarke, who had to be content with
+a royal Duke; and Mrs. Con Phillips. Six members of the criminal
+class: Alice Arden, Moll Cutpurse, Jenny Diver, Elizabeth Brownrigg,
+Elizabeth Canning, and Mary Bateman; and only two ladies of title,
+Frances Howard, Countess of Somerset, and Elizabeth Chudleigh, Duchess
+of Kingston. Of these twelve bad women one-third were executed, Alice
+Arden being burnt at Canterbury, Jenny Diver and Elizabeth Brownrigg
+being hung at Tyburn, and Mary Bateman suffering the same fate at
+Leeds. Elizabeth Canning was sentenced to seven years' transportation,
+and, indeed, if their biographers are to be believed, all the other
+ladies made miserable ends. There is nothing triumphant about their
+badness. Even from the point of view of this world they had better
+have been good. In fact, squalor is the badge of the whole tribe. Some
+of them, probably--Elizabeth Brownrigg, for example--were mad. This
+last-named poor creature bore sixteen children to a house-painter and
+plasterer, and then became a parish mid-wife, and only finally a
+baby-farmer. Her cruelty to her apprentices had madness in every
+detail. To include her in this volume was wholly unnecessary. She
+lives but in George Canning's famous parody on Southey's sonnet to the
+regicide Marten.
+
+With those sentimentalists who maintain that all bad people are mad I
+will have no dealings. It is sheer nonsense; lives of great men all
+remind us it is sheer nonsense. Some of our greatest men have been
+infernal scoundrels--pre-eminently bad men--with nothing mad about
+them, unless it be mad to get on in the world and knock people about
+in it.
+
+_Twelve Bad Women_ contains much interesting matter, but, on the
+whole, it is depressing. It seems very dull to be bad. Perhaps the
+editor desired to create this impression; if so, he has succeeded.
+Hannah More had fifty times more fun in her life than all these
+courtesans and criminals put together. The note of jollity is
+entirely absent. It was no primrose path these unhappy women
+traversed, though that it led to the everlasting bonfire it were
+unchristian to doubt. The dissatisfaction I confessed to at the
+beginning returns upon me as a cloud at the end; but, for all that, I
+rejoice the book is in a second edition, and I hope soon to hear it is
+in a third, for it has a moral tendency.
+
+
+
+
+ITINERARIES
+
+
+Anyone who is teased by the notion that it would be pleasant to be
+remembered, in the sense of being read, after death, cannot do better
+to secure that end than compose an Itinerary and leave it behind him
+in manuscript, with his name legibly inscribed thereon. If an honest
+bit of work, noting distances, detailing expenses, naming landmarks,
+moors, mountains, harbours, docks, buildings--indeed, anything which,
+as lawyers say, savours of realty--and but scantily interspersed with
+reflections, and with no quotations, why, then, such a piece of work,
+however long publication may be delayed--and a century or two will not
+matter in the least--cannot fail, whenever it is printed, to attract
+attention, to excite general interest and secure a permanent hold in
+every decent library in the kingdom.
+
+Time cannot stale an Itinerary. _Iter, Via, Actus_ are words of pith
+and moment. Stage-coaches, express trains, motor-cars, have written,
+or are now writing, their eventful histories over the face of these
+islands; but, whatever changes they have made or are destined to make,
+they have left untouched the mystery of the road, although for the
+moment the latest comer may seem injuriously to have affected its
+majesty.
+
+The Itinerist alone among authors is always sure of an audience. No
+matter where, no matter when, he has but to tell us how he footed it
+and what he saw by the wayside, and we must listen. How can we help
+it? Two hundred years ago, it may be, this Itinerist came through our
+village, passed by the wall of our homestead, climbed our familiar
+hill, and went on his way; it is perhaps but two lines and a half he
+can afford to give us, but what lines they are! How different with
+sermons, poems, and novels! On each of these is the stamp of the
+author's age; sentiments, fashions, thoughts, faiths, phraseology, all
+worn out--cold, dirty grate, where once there was a blazing fire.
+Cheerlessness personified! Leland's anti-Papal treatise in forty-five
+chapters remains in learned custody--a manuscript; a publisher it will
+never find. We still have Papists and anti-Papists; in this case the
+fire still blazes, but the grates are of an entirely different
+construction. Leland's treatise is out of date. But his _Itinerary_ in
+nine volumes, a favourite book throughout the eighteenth century,
+which has graced many a bookseller's catalogue for the last hundred
+years, and seldom without eliciting a purchaser--Leland's _Itinerary_
+is to-day being reprinted under the most able editorship. The charm of
+the road is irresistible. The _Vicar of Wakefield_ is a delightful
+book, with a great tradition behind it and a future still before it;
+but it has not escaped the ravages of time, and I would, now, at all
+events, gladly exchange it for Oliver Goldsmith's _Itinerary through
+Germany with a Flute_!
+
+Vain authors, publisher's men, may write as they like about
+_Shakespeare's_ country, or _Scott's_ country, or _Carlyle's_ country,
+or _Crockett's_ country, but--
+
+ 'Oh, good gigantic smile of the brown old earth!'
+
+the land laughs at the delusions of the men who hurriedly cross its
+surface.
+
+ 'Rydal and Fairfield are there,--
+ In the shadow Wordsworth lies dead.
+ So it is, so it will be for aye,
+ Nature is fresh as of old,
+ Is lovely, a mortal is dead.'
+
+These reflections, which by themselves would be enough to sink even an
+Itinerary, seemed forced upon me by the publication of _A Journey to
+Edenborough in Scotland by Joseph Taylor, Late of the Inner Temple,
+Esquire_. This journey was made two hundred years ago in the Long
+Vacation of 1705, but has just been printed from the original
+manuscript, under the editorship of Mr. William Cowan, by the
+well-known Edinburgh bookseller, Mr. Brown, of Princes Street, to whom
+all lovers of things Scottish already owe much.
+
+Nobody can hope to be less known than this our latest Itinerist, for
+not only is he not in the _Dictionary of National Biography_, but it
+is at present impossible to say which of two Joseph Taylors he was.
+The House of the Winged Horse has ever had Taylors on its roll, the
+sign of the Middle Temple, a very fleecy sheep, being perhaps
+unattractive to the clan, and in 1705 it so happened that not only
+were there two Taylors, but two Joseph Taylors, entitled to write
+themselves 'of the Inner Temple, Esquire.' Which was the Itinerist?
+Mr. Cowan, going by age, thinks that the Itinerist can hardly have
+been the Joseph Taylor who was admitted to the Inn in 1663, as in that
+case he must have been at least fifty-eight when he travelled to
+Edinburgh. For my part, I see nothing in the _Itinerary_ to preclude
+the possibility of its author having attained that age at the date of
+its composition. I observe in the _Itinerary_ references which point
+to the Itinerist being a Kentish man, and he mentions more than once
+his 'Cousin D'aeth.' Research among the papers of the D'aeths of
+Knowlton Court, near Dover, might result in the discovery which of
+these two Taylors really was the Itinerist. As nothing else is at
+present known about either, the investigation could probably be made
+without passion or party or even religious bias. It might be
+best begun by Mr. Cowan telling us in whose custody he found the
+manuscript, and how it came there. These statements should always
+be made when old manuscripts are first printed.
+
+The journey began on August 2, 1705. The party consisted of Mr. Taylor
+and his two friends, Mr. Harrison and Mr. Sloman. They travelled on
+horseback, and often had difficulties with the poor beast that carried
+their luggage. They reached Edinburgh in the evening of August 31, and
+left it on their return journey on September 8, and got home on the
+25th of the same month. The _Itinerary_ concludes as follows:
+
+ 'Thus we spent almost 2 months in a Journy of many 100 miles,
+ sometimes thro' very charming Countryes, and at other times over
+ desolate and Barren Mountaines, and yet met with no particular
+ misfortune in all the Time.'
+
+I may say at once of these three Itinerists--Mr. Taylor, Mr. Harrison,
+and Mr. Sloman--that they appear to have been thoroughly
+commonplace, well behaved, occasionally hilarious Englishmen, ready to
+endure whatever befell them, if unavoidable; accustomed to take their
+ease in their inn and to turn round and look at any pretty woman they
+might chance to meet on their travels. Their first experience of what
+the Itinerist calls 'the prodigies of Nature,' 'at once an occasion
+both of Horrour and Admiration,' was in the Peak Country 'described in
+poetry by the ingenious Mr. Cotton.' This part of the world they 'did'
+with something of the earnestness of the modern tourist. But I hardly
+think they enjoyed themselves. The 'prodigious' caverns and strange
+petrifactions shocked them; 'nothing can be more terrible or shocking
+to Nature.' Mam Tor, with its 1,710 feet, proved very impressive, 'a
+vast high mountain reaching to the very clouds.' This gloom of the
+Derbyshire hills and stony valleys was partially dispelled for our
+travellers by a certain 'fair Gloriana' they met at Buxton, with whom
+they had great fun, 'so much the greater, because we never expected
+such heavenly enjoyments in so desolate a country.' If it be on
+susceptibilities of this nature that Mr. Cowan rests his case for
+thinking that the Itinerist can hardly have attained 'the blasted
+antiquity' of fifty-eight, we must think Mr. Cowan a trifle hasty, or
+a very young man, perhaps under forty, which is young for an editor.
+
+After describing, somewhat too much like an auctioneer, the splendours
+of Chatsworth, 'a Paradise in the deserts of Arabia,' the Itinerist
+proceeds on his way north through Nottingham to Belvoir Castle, where
+'my Lord Rosses Gentleman (to whom Mr. Harrison was recommended)
+entertained us by his Lordship's command with good wine and the best
+of malt liquors which the cellar abounds with'; the pictures in the
+Long Gallery were shown them by 'my Lord himself.' At Doncaster, 'a
+neat market-town which consists only in one long street,' they had
+some superlative salmon just taken out of the river. By Knaresborough
+Spaw, where they drank the waters and had icy cold baths, and dined at
+the ordinary with a parson whose conversation startled the propriety
+of the Templar, the travellers made their way to York, and for the
+first and last time a few pages of _Guide Book_ are improperly
+introduced. Then on to Scarborough.
+
+ 'The next morning early we left Scarborough and travelled through a
+ dismall road, particularly near Robins Hood Bay; we were obliged to
+ lead our horses, and had much ado to get down a vast craggy
+ mountain which lyes within a quarter of a mile of it. The Bay is
+ about a mile broad, and inhabited by poor fishermen. We stopt to
+ taste some of their liquor and discourse with them. They told us
+ the French privateers came into the Very Bay and took 2 of their
+ Vessels but the day before, which were ransom'd for L25 a piece. We
+ saw a great many vessels lying upon the Shore, the masters not
+ daring to venture out to sea for fear of undergoing the same fate.'
+
+We boast too readily of our inviolate shores.
+
+A curious description is given of the Duke of Buckingham's alum works
+near Whitby. The travellers then procured a guide, and traversed 'the
+vast moors which lye between Whitby and Gisborough.' The civic
+magnificence of Newcastle greatly struck our travellers, who, happier
+than their modern successors, were able to see the town miles off. The
+Itinerist quotes with gusto the civic proverb that the men of
+Newcastle pay nothing for the Way, the Word, or the Water, 'for the
+Ministers of Religion are maintained, the streets paved, and the
+Conduits kept up at the publick charge.' A disagreeable account is
+given of the brutishness of the people employed in the salt works at
+Tynemouth. At Berwick the travellers got into trouble with the sentry,
+but the mistake was rectified with the captain of the guard over '2
+bowles of punch, there being no wine in the town.'
+
+Scotland was now in sight, and the travellers became grave, as
+befitted the occasion. They were told that the journey that lay before
+them was extremely dangerous, that 'twould be difficult to escape with
+their lives, much less (ominous words) without 'the distemper of the
+country.' But Mr. Taylor, Mr. Harrison, and Mr. Sloman were as brave
+as Mr. Pickwick, and they would on. 'Yet notwithstanding all these sad
+representations, we resolv'd to proceed and stand by one another to
+the last.'
+
+What the Itinerists thought of Scotland when they got there is not for
+me to say. I was once a Scottish member.
+
+They arrived in Edinburgh at a great crisis in Scottish history. They
+saw the Duke of Argyll, as Queen Anne's Lord High Commissioner, go to
+the Parliament House in this manner:
+
+ 'First a coach and six Horses for his Gentlemen, then a Trumpet,
+ then his own coach with six white horses, which were very fine,
+ being those presented by King William to the Duke of Queensbury,
+ and by him sold to the Duke of Argyle for L300; next goes a troop
+ of Horse Guards, cloathed like my Lord of Oxford's Regiment, but
+ the horses are of several colours; and the Lord Chancellor and the
+ Secretary of State, and the Lord Chief Justice Clerk, and other
+ officers of State close the cavalcade in coaches and six horses.
+ Thus the Commissioner goes and returns every day.'
+
+The Itinerists followed the Duke and his procession into the
+Parliament House, and heard debated the great question--the greatest
+of all possible questions for Scotland--whether this magnificence
+should cease, whether there should be an end of an auld sang--in
+short, whether the proposed Act of Union should be proceeded with. By
+special favour, our Itinerists had leave to stand upon the steps of
+the throne, and witnessed a famous fiery and prolonged debate, the
+Duke once turning to them and saying, _sotto voce_, 'It is now
+deciding whether England and Scotland shall go together by the ears.'
+How it was decided we all know, and that it was wisely decided no one
+doubts; yet, when we read our Itinerist's account of the Duke's coach
+and horses, and the cavalcade that followed him, and remember that
+this was what happened every day during the sitting of the Parliament,
+and must not be confounded with the greater glories of the first day
+of a Parliament, when every member, be he peer, knight of the shire,
+or burgh member, had to ride on horseback in the procession, it is
+impossible not to feel the force of Miss Grisel Dalmahoy's appeal in
+the _Heart of Midlothian_, she being an ancient sempstress, to Mr.
+Saddletree, the harness-maker:
+
+ 'And as for the Lords of States ye suld mind the riding o' the
+ Parliament in the gude auld time before the Union. A year's rent o'
+ mony a gude estate gaed for horse-graith and harnessing, forby
+ broidered robes and foot-mantles that wad hae stude by their lane
+ with gold and brocade, and that were muckle in my ain line.'
+
+The graphic account of a famous debate given by, Taylor is worth
+comparing with the _Lockhart Papers_ and Hill Burton. The date is a
+little troublesome. According to our Itinerist, he heard the
+discussion as to whether the Queen or the Scottish Parliament should
+nominate the Commissioners. Now, according to the histories, this
+all-important discussion began and ended on September 1, but our
+Itinerist had only arrived in Edinburgh the night before the first,
+and gives us to understand that he owed his invitation to be present
+to the fact that whilst in Edinburgh he and his friends had had the
+honour to have several lords and members of Parliament to dine, and
+that these guests informed him 'of the grand day when the Act was to
+be passed or rejected.' The Itinerist's account is too particular--for
+he gives the result of the voting--to admit of any possibility of a
+mistake, and he describes how several of the members came afterwards
+to his lodgings, and, so he writes, 'embraced us with all the outward
+marks of love and kindness, and seemed mightily pleased at what was
+done, and told us we should now be no more English and Scotch, but
+Brittons.' In the matter of nomenclature, at all events, the promises
+of the Union have not been carried out.
+
+After September 1 the Parliament did not meet till the 4th, when an
+Address was passed to the Queen, but apparently without any repetition
+of debate. So it really is a little difficult to reconcile the dates.
+Perhaps Itinerists are best advised to keep off public events.
+
+How our travellers escaped the 'national distemper' and journeyed
+home by Ecclefechan, Carlisle, Shap Fell, Liverpool, Chester,
+Coventry, and Warwick must be read in the _Journey_ itself, which,
+though it only occupies 182 small pages, is full of matter and even
+merriment; in fact, it is an excellent itinerary.
+
+
+
+
+EPITAPHS
+
+
+Epitaphs, if in rhyme, are the real literature of the masses. They
+need no commendation and are beyond all criticism. A Cambridge don, a
+London bus-driver, will own their charm in equal measure. Strange
+indeed is the fascination of rhyme. A commonplace hitched into verse
+instantly takes rank with Holy Scripture. This passion for poetry, as
+it is sometimes called, is manifested on every side; even tradesmen
+share it, and as the advertisements in our newspapers show, are
+willing to pay small sums to poets who commend their wares in verse.
+The widow bereft of her life's companion, the mother bending over an
+empty cradle, find solace in thinking what doleful little scrag of
+verse shall be graven on the tombstone of the dead. From the earliest
+times men have sought to squeeze their loves and joys, their sorrows
+and hatreds, into distichs and quatrains, and to inscribe them
+somewhere, on walls or windows, on sepulchral urns and gravestones, as
+memorials of their pleasure or their pain.
+
+ 'Hark! how chimes the passing bell--
+ There's no music to a knell;
+ All the other sounds we hear
+ Flatter and but cheat our ear.'
+
+So wrote Shirley the dramatist, and so does he truthfully explain the
+popularity of the epitaph as distinguished from the epigram. Who ever
+wearies of Martial's 'Erotion'?--
+
+ 'Hic festinata requiescit Erotion umbra,
+ Crimine quam fati sexta peremit hiems.
+ Quisquis eris nostri post me regnator agelli
+ Manibus exiguis annua justa dato.
+ Sic lare perpetuo, sic turba sospite, solus
+ Flebilis in terra sit lapis iste tua'--
+
+so prettily Englished by Leigh Hunt:
+
+ 'Underneath this greedy stone
+ Lies little sweet Erotion,
+ Whom the Fates with hearts as cold
+ Nipped away at six years old.
+ Those, whoever thou may'st be,
+ That hast this small field after me,
+ Let the yearly rites be paid
+ To her little slender shade;
+ So shall no disease or jar
+ Hurt thy house or chill thy Lar,
+ But this tomb be here alone
+ The only melancholy stone.'
+
+Our English epitaphs are to be found scattered up and down our country
+churchyards--'uncouth rhymes,' as Gray calls them, yet full of the
+sombre philosophy of life. They are fast becoming illegible, worn out
+by the rain that raineth every day, and our prim, present-day parsons
+do not look with favour upon them, besides which--to use a clumsy
+phrase--besides which most of our churchyards are now closed against
+burials, and without texts there can be no sermons:
+
+ 'I'll stay and read my sermon here,
+ And skulls and bones shall be my text.
+
+ * * * *
+
+ Here learn that glory and disgrace,
+ Wisdom and Folly, pass away,
+ That mirth hath its appointed space,
+ That sorrow is but for a day;
+ That all we love and all we hate,
+ That all we hope and all we fear,
+ Each mood of mind, each turn of fate,
+ Must end in dust and silence here.'
+
+The best epitaphs are the grim ones. Designed, as epitaphs are, to
+arrest and hold in their momentary grasp the wandering attention and
+languid interest of the passer-by, they must hit him hard and at once,
+and this they can only do by striking some very responsive chord, and
+no chords are so immediately responsive as those which relate to death
+and, it may be, judgment to come.
+
+Mr. Aubrey Stewart, in his interesting _Selection of English Epigrams
+and Epitaphs_, published by Chapman and Hall, quotes an epitaph from a
+Norfolk churchyard which I have seen in other parts of the country.
+The last time I saw it was in the Forest of Dean. It is admirably
+suited for the gravestone of any child of very tender years, say four:
+
+ 'When the Archangel's trump shall blow
+ And souls to bodies join,
+ Many will wish their lives below
+ Had been as short as mine.'
+
+It is uncouth, but it is warranted to grip.
+
+Frequently, too, have I noticed how constantly the attention is
+arrested by Pope's well-known lines from his magnificent 'Verses to
+the Memory of an Unfortunate Lady,' which are often to be found on
+tombstones:
+
+ 'So peaceful rests without a stone and name
+ What once had beauty, titles, wealth, and fame.
+ How loved, how honoured once avails thee not,
+ To whom related or by whom begot.
+ A heap of dust alone remains of thee;
+ 'Tis all thou art and all the proud shall be.'
+
+I wish our modern poetasters who deny Pope's claim to be a poet no
+worse fate than to lie under stones which have engraved upon them the
+lines just quoted, for they will then secure in death what in life was
+denied them--the ear of the public.
+
+Next to the grim epitaph, I should be disposed to rank those which
+remind the passer-by of his transitory estate. In different parts of
+the country--in Cumberland and Cornwall, in Croyland Abbey, in
+Llangollen Churchyard, in Melton Mowbray--are to be found lines more
+or less resembling the following:
+
+ 'Man's life is like unto a winter's day,
+ Some break their fast and so depart away,
+ Others stay dinner then depart full fed,
+ The longest age but sups and goes to bed.
+ O reader, there behold and see
+ As we are now, so thou must be.'
+
+The complimentary epitaph seldom pleases. To lie like a tombstone has
+become a proverb. Pope's famous epitaph on Newton:
+
+ 'Nature and Nature's laws lay hid in night,
+ God said, Let Newton be! and all was light.'
+
+is hyperbolical and out of character with the great man it seeks to
+honour. It was intended for Westminster Abbey. I rejoice at the
+preference given to prose Latinity.
+
+The tender and emotional epitaphs have a tendency to become either
+insipid or silly. But Herrick has shown us how to rival Martial:
+
+ 'UPON A CHILD THAT DIED.
+
+ Here she lies a pretty bud
+ Lately made of flesh and blood;
+ Who as soon fell fast asleep
+ As her little eyes did peep.
+ Give her strewings, but not stir
+ The earth that lightly covers her.'
+
+Mr. Dodd, the editor of the admirable volume called _The
+Epigrammatists_, published in Bohn's Standard Library, calls these
+lines a model of simplicity and elegance. So they are, but they are
+very vague. But then the child was very young. Erotion, one must
+remember, was six years old. Ben Jonson's beautiful epitaph on S.P., a
+child of Queen Elizabeth's Chapel, beginning,
+
+ 'Weep with me all you that read
+ This little story;
+ And know for whom the tear you shed
+ Death's self is sorry,'
+
+is fine poetry, but it is not life or death as plain people know those
+sober realities. The flippant epitaph is always abominable. Gay's, for
+example:
+
+ 'Life is a jest, and all things show it.
+ I thought so once, but now I know it.'
+
+But _does_ he know it? Ay, there's the rub! The note of Christianity
+is seldom struck in epitaphs. There is a deep-rooted paganism in the
+English people which is for ever bubbling up and asserting itself in
+the oddest of ways. Coleridge's epitaph for himself is a striking
+exception:
+
+ 'Stop, Christian passer-by! stop, child of God,
+ And read with gentle breast, Beneath this sod
+ A poet lies, or that which once seemed he.
+ O lift one thought in prayer for S.T.C,
+ That he who many a year with toil of breath
+ Found death in life, may here find life in death!
+ Mercy for praise--to be forgiven for fame,
+ He ask'd and hoped through Christ. Do thou the same.'
+
+
+
+
+'HANSARD'
+
+
+'Men are we, and must mourn when e'en the shade of that which once was
+great has passed away.' This quotation--which, in obedience to the
+prevailing taste, I print as prose--was forced upon me by reading in
+the papers an account of some proceedings in a sale-room in Chancery
+Lane last Tuesday,[A] when the entire stock and copyright of
+_Hansard's Parliamentary History and Debates_ were exposed for sale,
+and, it must be added, to ridicule. Yet 'Hansard' was once a name to
+conjure with. To be in it was an ambition--costly, troublesome, but
+animating; to know it was, if not a liberal education, at all events
+almost certain promotion; whilst to possess it for your very own was
+the outward and visible sign of serious statesmanship. No wonder that
+unimaginative men still believed that _Hansard_ was a property with
+money in it. Is it not the counterpart of Parliament, its dark and
+majestic shadow thrown across the page of history? As the pious
+Catholic studies his _Acta Sanctorum_, so should the constitutionalist
+love to pore over the _ipsissima verba_ of Parliamentary gladiators,
+and read their resolutions and their motions. Where else save in the
+pages of _Hansard_ can we make ourselves fully acquainted with the
+history of the Mother of Free Institutions? It is, no doubt, dull, but
+with the soberminded a large and spacious dulness like that of
+_Hansard's Debates_ is better than the incongruous chirpings of the
+new 'humourists.' Besides, its dulness is exaggerated. If a reader
+cannot extract amusement from it the fault is his, not _Hansard's_.
+But, indeed, this perpetual talk of dulness and amusement ought not to
+pass unchallenged. Since when has it become a crime to be dull? Our
+fathers were not ashamed to be dull in a good cause. We are ashamed,
+but without ceasing to be dull.
+
+ [Footnote A: March 8, 1902.]
+
+But it is idle to argue with the higgle of the market. 'Things are
+what they are,' said Bishop Butler in a passage which has lost its
+freshness; that is to say, they are worth what they will fetch. 'Why,
+then, should we desire to be deceived?' The test of truth remains
+undiscovered, but the test of present value is the auction mart. Tried
+by this test, it is plain that _Hansard_ has fallen upon evil days.
+The bottled dreariness of Parliament is falling, falling, falling. An
+Elizabethan song-book, the original edition of Gray's _Elegy_, or
+_Peregrine Pickle_, is worth more than, or nearly as much as, the 458
+volumes of _Hansard's Parliamentary Debates_. Three complete sets were
+sold last Tuesday; one brought L110, the other two but L70 each. And
+yet it is not long ago since a _Hansard_ was worth three times as
+much. Where were our young politicians? There are serious men on both
+sides of the House. Men of their stamp twenty years ago would not have
+been happy without a _Hansard_ to clothe their shelves with dignity
+and their minds with quotations. But these young men were not bidders.
+
+As the sale proceeded, the discredit of _Hansard_ became plainer and
+plainer. For the copyright, including, of course, the goodwill of the
+name--the right to call yourself 'Hansard' for years to come--not a
+penny was offered, and yet, as the auctioneer feelingly observed, only
+eighteen months ago it was valued at L60,000. The cold douche of the
+auction mart may brace the mind, but is apt to lower the price of
+commodities of this kind. Then came incomplete and unbound sets, with
+doleful results. For forty copies of the 'Indian Debates' for 1889
+only a penny a copy was offered. It was rumoured that the bidder
+intended, had he been successful, to circulate the copies amongst the
+supporters of a National Council for India; but his purpose was
+frustrated by the auctioneer, who, mindful of the honour of the
+Empire, sorrowfully but firmly withdrew the lot, and proceeded to the
+next, amidst the jeers of a thoroughly demoralized audience. But this
+subject why pursue? It is, for the reason already cited at the
+beginning, a painful one. The glory of _Hansard_ has departed for
+ever. Like a new-fangled and sham religion, it began in pride and
+ended in a police-court, instead of beginning in a police-court and
+ending in pride, which is the now well-defined course of true
+religion.
+
+The fact that nobody wants _Hansard_ is not necessarily a rebuff to
+Parliamentary eloquence, yet these low prices jump with the times and
+undoubtedly indicate an impatience of oratory. We talk more than our
+ancestors, but we prove our good faith by doing it very badly. We have
+no Erskines at the Bar, but trials last longer than ever. There are
+not half a dozen men in the House of Commons who can make a speech,
+properly so called, but the session is none the shorter on that
+account. _Hansard's Debates_ are said to be dull to read, but there is
+a sterner fate than reading a dull debate: you may be called upon to
+listen to one. The statesmen of the time must be impervious to
+dulness; they must crush the artist within them to a powder. The new
+people who have come bounding into politics and are now claiming their
+share of the national inheritance are not orators by nature, and will
+never become so by culture; but they mean business, and that is well.
+Caleb Garth and not George Canning should be the model of the virtuous
+politician of the future.
+
+
+
+
+CONTEMPT OF COURT
+
+
+The late Mr. Carlyle has somewhere in his voluminous but well-indexed
+writings a highly humorous and characteristic passage in which he,
+with all his delightful gusto, dilates upon the oddity of the scene
+where a withered old sinner perched on a bench, quaintly attired in
+red turned up with ermine, addresses another sinner in a wooden pew,
+and bids him be taken away and hung by the neck until he is dead; and
+how the sinner in the pew, instead of indignantly remonstrating with
+the sinner on the bench, 'Why, you cantankerous old absurdity, what
+are you about taking my life like that?' usually exhibits signs of
+great depression, and meekly allows himself to be conducted to his
+cell, from whence in due course he is taken and throttled according to
+law.
+
+This situation described by Carlyle is doubtless mighty full of
+humour; but, none the less, were any prisoner at the bar to adopt
+Craigenputtock's suggestion, he would only add to the peccadillo of
+murder the grave offence of contempt of court, which has been defined
+'as a disobedience to the court, an opposing or despising the
+authority, justice, and dignity thereof.'
+
+The whole subject of Contempt is an interesting and picturesque one,
+and has been treated after an interesting and picturesque yet accurate
+and learned fashion by a well-known lawyer, in a treatise[A] which
+well deserves to be read not merely by the legal practitioner, but by
+the student of constitutional law and the nice observer of our manners
+and customs.
+
+ [Footnote A: _Contempt of Court, etc._ By J.F. Oswald, Q.C. London:
+ William Clowes and Sons, Limited.]
+
+An ill-disposed person may exhibit contempt of court in divers
+ways--for example, he may scandalize the the court itself, which may
+be done not merely by the extreme measure of hurling missiles at the
+presiding judge, or loudly contemning his learning or authority, but
+by ostentatiously reading a newspaper in his presence, or laughing
+uproariously at a joke made by somebody else. Such contempts,
+committed as they are _in facie curiae_, are criminal offences, and
+may be punished summarily by immediate imprisonment without the right
+of appeal. It speaks well both for the great good sense of the judges
+and for the deep-rooted legal instincts of our people that such
+offences are seldom heard of. It would be impossible nicely to define
+what measure of freedom of manners should be allowed in a court of
+justice, which, as we know, is neither a church nor a theatre, but, as
+a matter of practice, the happy mean between an awe-struck and unmanly
+silence and free-and-easy conversation is well preserved. The
+practising advocate, to avoid contempt and obtain, if instructed so to
+do, a hearing, must obey certain sumptuary laws, for not only must he
+don the horsehair wig, the gown, and bands of his profession, but his
+upper clothing must be black, nor should his nether garment be
+otherwise than of sober hue. Mr. Oswald reports Mr. Justice Byles as
+having once observed to the late Lord Coleridge whilst at the Bar: 'I
+always listen with little pleasure to the arguments of counsel whose
+legs are encased in light gray trousers.' The junior Bar is growing
+somewhat lax in these matters. Dark gray coats are not unknown, and it
+was only the other day I observed a barrister duly robed sitting in
+court in a white waistcoat, apparently oblivious of the fact that
+whilst thus attired no judge could possibly have heard a word he said.
+However, as he had nothing to say, the question did not arise. It is
+doubtless the increasing Chamber practice of the judges which has
+occasioned this regrettable laxity. In Chambers a judge cannot
+summarily commit for contempt, nor is it necessary or customary for
+counsel to appear before him in robes. Some judges object to fancy
+waistcoats in Chambers, but others do not. The late Sir James Bacon,
+who was a great stickler for forensic propriety, and who, sitting in
+court, would not have allowed a counsel in a white waistcoat to say a
+word, habitually wore one himself when sitting as vacation judge in
+the summer.
+
+It must not be supposed that there can be no contempt out of court.
+There can. To use bad language on being served with legal process is
+to treat the court from whence such process issued with contempt. None
+the less, considerable latitude of language on such occasions is
+allowed. How necessary it is to protect the humble officers of the law
+who serve writs and subpoenas is proved by the case of one Johns, who
+was very rightly committed to the Fleet in 1772, it appearing by
+affidavit that he had compelled the poor wretch who sought to serve
+him with a subpoena to devour both the parchment and the wax seal of
+the court, and had then, after kicking him so savagely as to make him
+insensible, ordered his body to be cast into the river. No amount of
+irritation could justify such conduct. It is no contempt to tear up
+the writ or subpoena in the presence of the officer of the court,
+because, the service once lawfully effected, the court is indifferent
+to the treatment of its stationery; but such behaviour, though lawful,
+is childish. To obstruct a witness on his way to give evidence, or to
+threaten him if he does give evidence, or to tamper with the jury, are
+all serious contempts. In short, there is a divinity which hedges a
+court of justice, and anybody who, by action or inaction, renders the
+course of justice more difficult or dilatory than it otherwise would
+be, incurs the penalty of contempt. Consider, for example, the case of
+documents and letters. Prior to the issue of a writ, the owner of
+documents and letters may destroy them, if he pleases--the fact of his
+having done so, if litigation should ensue on the subject to which the
+destroyed documents related, being only matter for comment--but the
+moment a writ is issued the destruction by a defendant of any document
+in his possession relating to the action is a grave contempt, for
+which a duchess was lately sent to prison. There is something majestic
+about this. No sooner is the aid of a court of law invoked than it
+assumes a seizin of every scrap of writing which will assist it in its
+investigation of the matter at issue between the parties, and to
+destroy any such paper is to obstruct the court in its holy task, and
+therefore a contempt.
+
+To disobey a specific order of the court is, of course, contempt. The
+old Court of Chancery had a great experience in this aspect of the
+question. It was accustomed to issue many peremptory commands; it
+forbade manufacturers to foul rivers, builders so to build as to
+obstruct ancient lights, suitors to seek the hand in matrimony of its
+female wards, Dissenting ministers from attempting to occupy the
+pulpits from which their congregations had by vote ejected them, and
+so on through almost all the business of this mortal life. It was more
+ready to forbid than to command; but it would do either if justice
+required it. And if you persisted in doing what the Court of Chancery
+told you not to do, you were committed; whilst if you refused to do
+what it had ordered you to do, you were attached; and the difference
+between committal and attachment need not concern the lay mind.
+
+To pursue the subject further would be to plunge into the morasses of
+the law where there is no footing for the plain man; but just a word
+or two may be added on the subject of punishment for contempt. In old
+days persons who were guilty of contempt _in facie curiae_ had their
+right hands cut off, and Mr. Oswald prints as an appendix to his book
+certain clauses of an Act of Parliament of Henry VIII. which provide
+for the execution of this barbarous sentence, and also (it must be
+admitted) for the kindly after-treatment of the victim, who was to
+have a surgeon at hand to sear the stump, a sergeant of the poultry
+with a cock ready for the surgeon to wrap about the stump, a sergeant
+of the pantry with bread to eat, and a sergeant of the cellar with a
+pot of red wine to drink.
+
+Nowadays the penalty for most contempts is costs. The guilty party in
+order to purge his contempt has to pay all the costs of a motion to
+commit and attach. The amount is not always inconsiderable, and when
+it is paid it would be idle to apply to the other side for a pot of
+red wine. They would only laugh at you. Our ancestors had a way of
+mitigating their atrocities which robs the latter of more than half
+their barbarity. Costs are an unmitigable atrocity.
+
+
+
+
+5 EDWARD VII., CHAPTER 12
+
+
+The appearance of this undebated Act of Parliament in the attenuated
+volume of the Statutes of 1905 almost forces upon sensitive minds an
+unwelcome inquiry as to what is the attitude proper to be assumed by
+an emancipated but trained intelligence towards a decision of the
+House of Lords, sitting judicially as the highest (because the last)
+Court of Appeal.
+
+So far as the _parties_ to the litigation are concerned, the decision,
+if of a final character, puts an end to the _lis_. Litigation must, so
+at least it has always been assumed, end somewhere, and in these
+realms it ends with the House of Lords. Higher you cannot go, however
+litigiously minded.
+
+In the vast majority of appeal cases a final appeal not only ends the
+_lis_, but determines once for all the rights of the parties to the
+subject-matter. The successful litigant leaves the House of Lords
+quieted in his possession or restored to what he now knows to be his
+own, conscious of a victory, final and complete; whilst the
+unsuccessful litigant goes away exceeding sorrowful, knowing that his
+only possible revenge is to file his petition in bankruptcy.
+
+This, however, is not always so.
+
+In August, 1904, the House of Lords decided in a properly constituted
+_lis_ that a particular ecclesiastical body in Scotland, somewhat
+reduced in numbers, but existent and militant, was entitled to certain
+property held in trust for the use and behoof of the Free Church of
+Scotland. There is no other way of holding property than by a legal
+title. Sometimes that title has been created by an Act of Parliament,
+and sometimes it is a title recognised by the general laws and customs
+of the realm, but a legal title it has got to be. Titles are never
+matters of rhetoric, nor are they _jure divino_, or conferred in
+answer to prayer; they are strictly legal matters, and it is the very
+particular business of courts of law, when properly invoked, to
+recognise and enforce them.
+
+In the case I have in mind there were two claimants to the
+subject-matter--the Free Church and the United Free Church--and the
+House of Lords, after a great argle-bargle, decided that the property
+in question belonged to the Free Church.
+
+Thereupon the expected happened. A hubbub arose in Scotland and
+elsewhere, and in consequence of the hubbub an Act of Parliament has
+somewhat coyly made its appearance in the Statute Book (5 Edward VII.,
+chapter 12) appointing and authorizing Commissioners to take away from
+the successful litigant a certain portion of the property just
+declared to be his, and to give it to the unsuccessful litigant.
+
+The reasons alleged for taking away by statute from the Free Church
+some of the property that belongs to it are that the Free Church is
+not big enough to administer satisfactorily all the property it
+possesses; and that the State may reasonably refuse to allow a
+religious body to have more property than it can in the opinion of
+State-appointed Commissioners usefully employ in the propagation of
+its religion. Let the reasons be well noted. They have made their
+appearance before in history. These were the reasons alleged by Henry
+VIII. for the suppression of the smaller monasteries. The State,
+having made up its mind to take away from the Free Church so much of
+its property as the Commissioners may think it cannot usefully
+administer, then proceeds, by this undebated Act of Parliament, to
+give the overplus to the unsuccessful litigant, the United Free
+Church. Why to them? It will never do to answer this question by
+saying because it is always desirable to return lost property to its
+true owner, since so to reply would be to give the lie direct to a
+decision of the Final Court of Appeal on a question of property.
+
+In the eye--I must not write the blind eye--of the law, this
+parliamentary gift to the United Free Church is not a _giving back_
+but an _original free gift_ from the State by way of endowment to a
+particular denomination of Presbyterian dissenters. In theory the
+State could have done what it liked with so much of the property of
+the Free Church as that body is not big enough to spend upon itself.
+It might, for example, have divided it between Presbyterians
+generally, or it might have left it to the Free Church to say who was
+to be the disponee of its property.
+
+As a matter of hard fact, the State had no choice in the matter. It
+could not select, or let the Free Church select, the object of its
+bounty. The public sense (a vague term) demanded that the United Free
+Church should not be required to abide by the decision of the House of
+Lords, but should have given to it whatever property could, under any
+decent pretext of public policy and by Act of Parliament, be taken
+away from the Free Church. If the pretext of the inability of the
+Free Church to administer its own estate had not been forthcoming,
+some other pretext must and would have been discovered.
+
+Having regard, then, to 5 Edward VII., chapter 12, how ought one to
+feel towards the decision of the House of Lords in the Scottish
+Churches case? In public life you can usually huddle up anything, if
+only all parties, for reasons, however diverse, of their own, are
+agreed upon what is to be done. Like many another Act of Parliament, 5
+Edward VII., chapter 12, was bought with a sum of money. Nobody, not
+even Lord Robertson, really wanted to debate or discuss it, least of
+all to discover the philosophy of it. But in an essay you can huddle
+up nothing. At all hazards, you must go on. This is why so many
+essayists have been burnt alive.
+
+_First_.--Was the decision wrong? 'Yes' or 'No.' If it was right--
+
+_Second_.--Was the law, in pursuance of which the decision was given,
+so manifestly unjust as to demand, not the alteration of the law for
+the future, but the passage through Parliament, _ex post facto_, of an
+Act to prevent the decision from taking effect between the parties
+according to its tenour?
+
+_Third_.--Supposing the decision to be right, and the law it expounded
+just and reasonable in general, was there anything in the peculiar
+circumstances of the successful litigant, and in the sources from
+which a considerable portion of the property was derived, to justify
+Parliamentary interference and the provisions of 5 Edward VII.,
+chapter 12?
+
+_Number Three_, being the easiest way out of the difficulty, has been
+adopted. The _decision_ remains untouched, the _law_ it expounds
+remains unaltered--nothing has gone, except the _order_ of the Final
+Court giving effect to the untouched decision and to the unaltered
+law. _That_ has been tampered with for the reasons suggested in
+_Number Three_.
+
+John Locke was fond of referring questions to something he called 'the
+bulk of mankind'--an undefinable, undignified, unsalaried body, of
+small account at the beginning of controversies, but all-powerful at
+their close.
+
+My own belief is that eventually 'the bulk of mankind' will say
+bluntly that the House of Lords went wrong in these cases, and that
+the Act of Parliament was hastily patched up to avert wrong, and to
+do substantial justice between the parties.
+
+If asked, What can 'the bulk of mankind' know about law? I reply, with
+great cheerfulness, 'Very little indeed.' But suppose that the
+application of law to a particular _lis_ requires precise and full
+knowledge of all that happened during an ecclesiastical contest, and,
+in addition, demands a grasp of the philosophy of religion, and the
+ascertainment of true views as to the innate authority of a church and
+the development of doctrine, would there be anything very surprising
+if half a dozen eminent authorities in our Courts of Law and Equity
+were to go wrong?
+
+Between a frank admission of an incomplete consideration of a
+complicated and badly presented case and such blunt _ex post facto_
+legislation as 5 Edward VII., chapter 12, I should have preferred the
+former. The Act is what would once have been called a dangerous
+precedent. To-day precedents, good or bad, are not much considered. If
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