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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 11386 ***
+
+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+VOL. XII, NO. 347.] SATURDAY, DECEMBER 20, 1828. [PRICE 2d.
+
+
+
+EUROPEAN CITIES.--NAPLES.
+
+
+[Illustration: European Cities.--Naples.]
+
+
+In our last volume we commenced the design of illustrating the
+principal _Cities of Europe_, by a series of picturesque views--one of
+which is represented in the above engraving. Our miscellaneous duties
+in identifying the pages of the MIRROR with subjects of contemporary
+interest, and anxiety to bring them on our little _tapis_--(qy.
+Twopence?)--will best account for the interval which has elapsed since
+the commencement of our design--with a View of London; but were all
+travellers as tardy, the Grand Tour of Europe would occupy many years,
+and leave fashion-mongers but little more than rouge, wrinkles, and
+_bon-bons_ to delight their friends at home.
+
+The proximity of Naples to Rome may, perhaps, impair the interest of
+the former city, especially as it presents nothing in architecture,
+sculpture, or painting that can vie with the Imperial Mistress.
+Nevertheless, Naples is one of the most beautiful and most delightful
+cities on the habitable globe. Nothing can possibly be imagined more
+unique than its _coup-d'oeil_, on whatever side the city is viewed.
+
+Naples is situated towards the south and east on the declivity of a
+long range of hills, and encircling a gulf of 16 miles in breadth,
+and as many in length, which forms a basin, called Crater by the
+Neapolitans. The city appears to crown this superb basin. One part
+rises towards the west in the form of an amphitheatre, on the hills
+of Pausilippo, St. Ermo, and Antiguano; the other extends towards the
+east, over a more level territory, in which villas follow each other
+in rapid succession, from the Magdalen Bridge to Portici, where the
+king's palace is situated, and beyond that to Mount Vesuvius. The
+Neapolitans have a saying, _Vedi Napoli e po mari_, intimating that
+when Naples has been seen, every thing has been seen; and its
+congregated charms of situation, climate, and fertility almost warrant
+this patriotic ebullition.
+
+"On the northern side, Naples is surrounded by hills, which (says
+_Vasi_, in his '_Picture_,') form a kind of crown round the _Terra di
+Lavoro_, the Land of Labour." This consists of a district, in the
+language of ancient Rome,
+
+
+ ------Lecos laeros, et amoena vireta
+ Fortunatorum nemorum, sedesque beatas--
+
+
+and fertilized by a river, called Sebeto, which descends from the hills
+on the side of Nola, and falls into the sea after having passed under
+Magdalen Bridge, towards the eastern part of Naples.
+
+The ancient history of Naples is involved in much obscurity. According
+to some, says _Vasi_, Falerna, one of the Argonauts, founded it about
+1,300 years before the Christian era; according to others, Parthenope,
+one of the Syrens, celebrated by Homer in his "Odyssey," being
+shipwrecked on this coast, landed here, and built a town, to which she
+gave her name; others attribute its foundation to Hercules, some to
+Eneas, and others to Ulysses. These are mere freaks of fiction and
+fable; and it is more probable that Naples was founded by some Greek
+colonies; this may be inferred from its own name, _Neapolis_, and from
+the name of another town contiguous to it, _Paleopolis._ Strabo speaks
+of these Greek colonies, whence the city derives its origin.
+
+The city of Naples was formerly surrounded by very high walls, about 22
+miles in circumference; but on its enlargement, neither walls nor gates
+were erected. It may be, however, defended by three strong castles.
+
+Naples is divided into twelve quarters, or departments, and contains
+about 450,000 inhabitants. It is consequently the most populous city
+in Europe, except London and Paris. The streets are neither broad nor
+regular, and are paved with broad slabs of hard stone, resembling the
+lava of Vesuvius. The houses are, for the most part, uniformly built,
+being about five or six stories high, with balconies and flat roofs,
+in the form of terraces, which are used as a promenade. The churches,
+palaces, and public buildings are magnificent; but they suffer in
+comparison with the other architectural wealth of Italy. Vasi states
+there are about 300 churches; and among the other public buildings he
+mentions 37 conservatories, established for the benefit of poor
+children, and old people, both men and women.
+
+The environs of Naples possess many attractions for the classic tourist,
+as well as for the strange flies of fashion. Among these is Virgil's
+Tomb, which is, indeed, holy ground. The temples, aqueducts, and arches
+of olden time are likewise stupendous records of the sumptuousness of
+the ancient people of this interesting district; and, apart from these
+attractions, the contemplative philosopher may read in the volcanic
+remains, and other phenomena on its shores, many inspiring lessons in
+the broad volume of Nature; as well as amid the neighbouring relics of
+Art, where
+
+
+ Man marks the earth with ruin.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+LEICESTER ABBEY.--DEATH OF CARDINAL WOLSEY.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+Few periods of English history are more pregnant with events, or more
+interesting to the antiquary, and general reader, than that which
+comprised the fortunes of Wolsey. The eventful life of the Cardinal,
+checkered as it was by the vicissitudes of fortune, his sudden
+elevation, and finally his more sudden fall and death, display an
+appalling picture of "the instability of human affairs." This prelate
+and statesman, who even aspired to the Papal throne itself, "was an
+honest poore man's sonne in the towne of Ipswiche,"[1] who having
+received a good education, and being endowed with great capacity, soon
+rose to fill the highest offices of the church and state; in 1515 he
+was created Lord High Chancellor, and in three years afterwards was
+appointed legate _à latere_ by the Pope, having previously received
+a Cardinal's cap.
+
+Leicester Abbey was rendered famous as being the last residence of the
+unhappy Wolsey; "within its walls," says Gilpin, "was once exhibited a
+scene more humiliating to human ambition, and more instructive to human
+grandeur than almost any which history hath produced. Here the fallen
+pride of Wolsey retreated from the insults of the world, all his visions
+of ambition were now gone; his pomp and pageantry and crowded levees! On
+this spot he told the listening monks, the sole attendants of his dying
+hour, as they stood around his pallet, that he was come to lay his bones
+among them, and gave a pathetic testimony to the truth and joys of
+religion, which preaches beyond a thousand lectures."[2]
+
+On his road to London, whither he had been summoned, from his castle of
+_Cawood_, by Henry, to take his trial for high treason, he was seized
+with a disorder, which so much increased as to oblige his resting at
+Leicester, where he was met at the Abbey gate by the Abbot and his whole
+convent. The first ejaculation of Wolsey, on meeting these holy persons,
+plainly shows that he was fully aware of his approaching end: "Father
+Abbot," said he, "I am come hither to lay my bones among you;"[3] and it
+was with great difficulty that they could get him up the stairs, which
+it was fated he was never again to descend alive. A short time previous
+to his death, he thus addressed the Constable of the Tower, who was
+appointed to convey him to the metropolis:--"Well, well, Master
+Kingstone, I see the matter how it is framed; but if I had serued God as
+diligentlie as I haue done the king, he would not haue giuen me ouer in
+my gray haires;[4] but this is the iust reward that I must receiue for
+the diligent paines and study yt I haue had to doe him seruice, not
+regarding my seruice to God, but onely to satisfie his pleasure; I praie
+you haue me most humblie commended vnto his royal maiestie, and beseech
+him in my behalfe to call to his princelie remembrance, all matters
+proceeding between him and mee, from the beginning of the worlde, and
+the progress of the same, and most especialle in his weightie matter,
+and then shall his grace's conscience know whether I haue oflended him
+or no."[5]
+
+Thus sunk into the grave a man, who was a victim to tyranny, but
+to a tyranny which he had himself formed; that he was a person far
+enlightened beyond the period in which he lived no one can presume
+to doubt. He tended greatly to promote the arts and learning of his
+country. His personal character displayed as great a variety of opposite
+qualities, as the fortunes to which he had been exposed; his magnanimity
+was oftentimes clouded by the greatest meanness, and with an urbanity of
+manners, he combined an intolerable degree of pride and arrogance; he
+was frank and generous, but his overwhelming ambition greatly tended to
+obscure these nobler qualities of his mind, and as he rose, he became
+haughty and overbearing. His character has been obscured by the envy and
+partiality of his contemporaries, who have generally endeavoured to load
+his memory with reproaches. "This Cardinall," says Holinshed, "was
+of great stomach, for he compted himselfe equall with princes, and by
+craftie suggestion got into his hands innumerable treasure; he forced
+little on simonie, and was not pittiful, and stood affectionate in his
+owne opinion; in open presence he would lie and saie vntruth, and was
+double both in speech and meaning; he would promise much and performe
+little; he was vicious of his bodie, and gaue the clergy euill example;
+he hated sore the Citie of London and feared it. It was told him that
+he should die in the waie toward London, wherefore he feared lest the
+commons of the citie would arise in riotous maner and so slaie him, yet
+for all that he died in the waie toward London, carrieng more with him
+out of the worlde than he brought into it, namellie, a winding sheete,
+besides other necessaries thought meet for a dead man, as a Christian
+comelinesse required."[6]
+
+The remains of the Cardinal were interred in the Abbey Church at
+Leicester, after having been viewed by the Mayor and Corporation,
+(for the prevention of false rumours,) and were attended to the grave
+by the Abbot and all the brethren. This last ceremony was performed by
+torchlight, the canons singing dirges, and offering orisons, at between
+four and five o'clock of the morning, on St. Andrew's Day, November the
+30th, 1530.
+
+Leicester Abbey was founded (according to Leland) [7] in the year 1143,
+in the reign of King Stephen, by Robert Bossue, Earl of Leicester, for
+black canons of the order of St. Augustine, and was dedicated to the
+Virgin Mary. It is situated in a pleasant meadow, to the north of the
+town, watered by the river Soar, whence it acquired the name of _St.
+Mary de Pratis_, or _de la Pré_. This monastery was richly endowed
+with lands in thirty-six of the neighbouring parishes, besides various
+possessions in other counties, and enjoyed considerable privileges and
+immunities. Bossue, with the consent of Lady Amicia, his wife, became
+a canon regular in his own foundation, in expiation of his rebellious
+conduct towards his sovereign, and particularly for the injuries which
+he had thereby brought upon the "goodly towne of Leycestre." At the
+dissolution of the monasteries by Henry VIII. the revenues of this house
+were valued according to _Speed_ at £1062. 0s. 4d., _Dugdale_ says £951.
+14s. 5d.; and its site was granted in the 4th of Edward VI. to William,
+Marquess of Northampton.[8]
+
+ [1] Cavendish's Life of Wolsey, p. 1. edit. 1641. Most of his
+ biographers affirm that he was the son of a butcher.
+
+ [2] "Northern Tour." The same author observes, that "the death of
+ Wolsey would make a fine moral picture, if the hand of any master
+ could give the pallid features of the dying statesman, that
+ chagrin, that remorse, those pangs of anguish, which, in the last
+ bitter moments of his life, possessed him. The point might be
+ taken when the monks are administering the comforts of religion,
+ which the despairing prelate cannot feel. The subject requires a
+ gloomy apartment, which a ray through a Gothic window might just
+ enlighten, throwing its force chiefly on the principal figure,
+ and dying away on the rest. The appendages of the piece need only
+ be few and simple; little more than the crozier and red hat to
+ mark the cardinal and tell the story."
+
+ [3] Stow's "Annals," p. 557, edit. 1615.
+
+ [4] Shakspeare introduces this memorable saying of the cardinal into
+ his play of "Henry the Eighth:"--
+
+ --"O Cromwell, Cromwell,
+ Had I but serv'd my God with half the zeal
+ I serv'd my king, he would not in mine age
+ Have left me naked to mine enemies."
+
+ [5] Stow's "Annals."
+
+ [6] Holinshed's "Chronicle," vol. iii. p. 765, edit. 1808.
+
+ [7] "Collectanea," vol i. p. 70.
+
+ [8] Tanner.
+
+
+S.I.B.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ANCIENT OATHS.
+
+(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.)
+
+
+It will be recollected, that in a former volume I gave you the form of
+the oath taken by the appellee in the ancient manner of trial by battle.
+The appellee, when appealed of felony, pleads _not guilty_ and throws
+down his glove, and declares he will defend the same by his body; the
+appellant takes up the glove, and replies that he is ready to make good
+the appeal body for body; and thereupon the appellee, taking the book in
+his right hand, makes oath as before mentioned. To which the appellant
+replies, holding the Bible and his antagonist's hand in the same manner
+as the other, "Hear this, O man, whom I hold by the hand, who callest
+thyself _Thomas_ by the name of baptism, that thou art perjured; and
+therefore perjured, because that thou feloniously didst murder my
+father, _William_ by name. So help me God and the Saints, and this I
+will prove against thee by my body, as this court shall award." And then
+the combat proceeds.
+
+There is a striking resemblance between this process and that of the
+court of _Arcopagus,_ at Athens, for murder, where the prisoner and
+prosecutor were both sworn in the most solemn manner--the prosecutor,
+that he was related to the deceased, (for none but near relations were
+permitted to prosecute in that court,) and that the prisoner was the
+cause of his death; the prisoner, that he was innocent of the charge
+against him.
+
+In time I hope to be able to furnish you with other specimens of our
+curious ancient oaths.
+
+W.H.H.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+SONNET.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+ Whose heart is not delighted at the sound
+ Of rural song, of Nature's melody,
+ When hills and dales with harmony rebound,
+ While Echo spreads the pleasing strains around,
+ Awak'ning pure and heartfelt sympathy!
+ Perchance on some rude rock the minstrel stands,
+ While his pleased hearers wait entranced around;
+ Behold him touch the chords with fearless hands,
+ Creating heav'nly joys from earthly sound.
+ How many voices in the chorus rise,
+ And artless notes renew the failing strains;
+ The honest boor his vocal talent tries,
+ Approving love beams from his "fair one's eyes,"
+ While age, in silent joy, forgets its pains.
+
+J.J.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE DEATH OF SALADIN.[9]
+
+ [9] For the particulars of which, see Knolle's "history of the Turks."
+
+(_For the Mirror._)
+
+
+ The angel of death hath too surely prest
+ His fatal sign on the warrior's breast--
+ Quench'd is the light of the eagle-eye,
+ And the nervous limbs rest languidly--
+ The eloquent tongue is silent and still,
+ The deep clear voice again may not chill
+ The hearers' hearts with its own deep thrill.
+
+ Ah, who can gaze on death, nor inward feel
+ A creeping horror through the bosom steal,
+ Like one who stands upon a precipice,
+ And sees below a mangled sacrifice,
+ Feeling that he himself must ere long fall,
+ With none to save him, none to hear his call,
+ Or wrest him from the agonizing thrall?
+
+ And yet it is but sleep we look upon!
+ But in that sleep from which the life is gone
+ Sinks the proud Saladin, Egyptia's lord.
+ His faith's firm champion, and his Prophet's sword;
+ Not e'en the red cross knights withstand his pow'r,
+ But, sorrowing, mark the Moslem's triumph hour,
+ And the pale crescent float from Salem's tow'r.
+
+ As the keen arrow, hurl'd with giant-might,
+ Rends the thin air in its impetuous flight,
+ But being spent on earth innoxious lies,
+ E'en its track vanish'd from the yielding skies--
+ So lies the soldan, stopp'd his bright career,
+ His vanquish'd realms their prostrate heads uprear,
+ And coward kings forget their servile fear.
+
+ Ere yet stern Azrael[10] cut the thread of life,
+ While Death and Nature wag'd unequal strife,
+ Spoke the expiring hero:--"Hither stand,
+ Receive your dying sovereign's last command.
+ When that the spirit from my frame is riven,
+ (Oh, gracious Alla! be my sins forgiven,
+ And bright-eyed Houris waft my soul to heaven,)
+ Then when you bear me to my last retreat,
+ Let not the mourners howl along the street--
+ Let not my soldiers in the train be seen,
+ Nor banners float, nor lance or sabre gleam--
+ Nor yet, to testify a vain regret,
+ O'er my remains let costly shrine be set,
+ Or sculptur'd stone, or gilded minaret;
+ But let a herald go before my bier,
+ Bearing on point of lance the robe I wear.
+ Shouting aloud, 'Behold what now remains
+ Of the proud conqueror of Syria's plains,
+ Who bow'd the Persian, made the Christian feel
+ The deadly sharpness of the Moslem steel;
+ But of his conquests, riches, honours, might,
+ Naught sleeps with him in death's unbroken night,
+ Save this poor robe.'"
+
+ [10] Azrael, in the Mahometan creed, the angel of death.
+
+D.A.H.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+BANQUETTING HOUSE, WHITEHALL.
+
+(_For the Mirror._)
+
+
+This splendid pile which is at present under repair, was erected in the
+time of James I. Whitehall being in a most ruinous state, he determined
+to rebuild it in a very princely manner, and worthy of the residence
+of the monarchs of the British empire. He began with pulling down the
+banquetting rooms built by Elizabeth. That which bears the above name at
+present was begun in 1619, from a design of Inigo Jones, in his purest
+style; and executed by Nicholas Stone, master mason and architect to
+the king; it was finished in two years, and cost £17,000. but is only
+a small part of a vast plan, left unexecuted by reason of the unhappy
+times which succeeded. The ceiling of this noble room cannot be
+sufficiently admired; it was painted by Rubens, who had £3,000. for
+his work. The subject is the Apotheosis of James I. forming nine
+compartments; one of the middle represents our pacific monarch on
+his earthly throne, turning with horror from Mars, and other of the
+discordant deities, and as if it were, giving himself up to the amiable
+goddess he always cultivated, and to her attendants, Commerce, and the
+Fine Arts. This fine performance is painted on canvass, and is in high
+preservation; but a few years ago it underwent a repair by Cipriani, who
+had £2,000. for his trouble. Near the entrance is a bust of the royal
+founder.
+
+Little did James think (says Pennant) that he was erecting a pile from
+which his son was to step from the throne to the scaffold. He had been
+brought in the morning of his death, from St. James's across the Park,
+and from thence to Whitehall, where ascending the great staircase, he
+passed through the long gallery to his bed-chamber, the place allotted
+to him to pass the little time before he received the fatal blow. It
+is one of the lesser rooms marked with the letter A in the old plan of
+Whitehall. He was from thence conducted along the galleries and the
+banquetting house, through the wall, in which a passage was broken to
+his last earthly stage. Mr. Walpole tells us that Inigo Jones, surveyor
+of the works done about the king's house, had only 8s. 4d. a day, and
+£46. a year for house-rent, and a clerk and other incidental expenses.
+The present improvements at Whitehall make one exclaim with the poet,
+Pope--
+
+
+ "I see, I see, where two fair cities bend
+ Their ample brow, _a new Whitehall ascend._"
+
+
+Again,
+
+
+ "You too proceed, make falling arts your care,
+ _Erect new wonders, and the old repair;_
+ _Jones_ and Palladio to themselves _restore_,
+ And be whate'er Vitruvius was before."
+
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE UNIVERSE.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+ O light celestial, streaming wide
+ Through morning'd court of fairy blue--
+ O tints of beauty, beams of pride,
+ That break around its varied hue--
+ Still to thy wonted pathway true,
+ Thou shinest on serenely free,
+ Best born of _Him_, whose mercy grew
+ In every gift, sweet world, to thee.
+
+ O countless stars, that, lost in light,
+ Still gem the proud sun's glory bed,
+ And o'er the saddening brow of night
+ A softer, holier influence shed--
+ How well your radiant march hath sped.
+ Unfailing vestals of the sky,
+ As smiling thus ye weed from dread
+ The soul ye court to muse on high.
+
+ O flowers that breathe of beauty's reign,
+ In many a tint o'er lawn and lea,
+ That give the cold heart once again
+ A dream of happier infancy;
+ And even on the grave can be
+ A spell to weed affection's pain--
+ Children of Eden, who could see.
+ Nor own _His_ bounty in your reign?
+
+ O winds, that seem to waft from far
+ A mystic murmur o'er the soul,
+ As ye had power to pass the bar
+ Of nature in your vast control,
+ Hail to your everlasting roll--
+ Obedient still ye wander dim,
+ And softly breathe, or loudly toll,
+ Through earth and sky the name of _Him_.
+
+ O world of waters, o'er whose bed
+ The chainless winds unceasing swell,
+ That claim'st a kindred over head,
+ As 'twixt the skies thou seem'st to dwell;
+ And e'en on earth art but a spell,
+ Amid their realms to wander free--
+ Thy task of pride hath speeded well,
+ Thou deep, eternal, boundless sea.
+
+ O storms of night and darkness, flung
+ In blackening chaos o'er the world,
+ When thunderpeals are dreadly rung,
+ Mid clouds in sightless fury hurl'd,
+ Types of a mightier power, impearl'd
+ With mercy's soft, redeeming ray,
+ Still at His voice your wings are furl'd,
+ Ye wake to own and to obey.
+
+ O thou blest whole of light and love,
+ Thou glorious realm of earth and sky,
+ That breath'st of blissful hope above,
+ When all of thine hath wander'd by,
+ Throughout thy range, nor tear nor sigh
+ But breathes of bliss, of beauty's reign,
+ And concord, such as in the sky
+ The soul is taught to meet again.
+
+ O man, who veil'd in deepest night
+ This beauty-breathing world of thine,
+ And taught the serpent's deadly blight
+ Amid its sweetest flowers to twine,
+ Thou, thou alone hast dared repine,
+ And turn'd aside from duty's call,
+ Thou who hast broken nature's shrine,
+ And wilder'd hope and darken'd all.
+
+ANNETTE TURNER.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A half-pint of wine for young men in perfect health is enough, and you
+will be able to take your exercise better, and feel better for this
+abstinence.--_Dr. Babington._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE SKETCH BOOK.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+COLLEGE LOVE.
+
+
+We had gone into Devonshire, for the purpose of being more retired, that
+we might study more attentively, and with less chance of interruption,
+than in a town. We chose, accordingly, for our residence, one of the
+most beautiful and retired cottages we ever saw. It was situated very
+near the sea; and, oh! what thoughts used to steal over us, of romance
+and true love, as we gazed upon that quiet ocean, from the vine-covered
+window of our quiet, sweet, secluded home! Day after day, we wandered
+among the woods in the neighbourhood, and rejoiced, at each successive
+visit, to find out new beauties. This continued for some time; till at
+last, on returning one day, we saw an unusual bustle in the room we
+occupied. On entering, we found our landlady hurrying out in great
+confusion, and, along with her, a beautiful, blushing girl, so perfectly
+ladylike in her appearance, that we wondered by what means our venerable
+hostess could have become acquainted with so interesting a visiter. She
+soon explained the mystery; this lady, who seemed more bewitching every
+moment that we gazed on her, was the daughter of a 'squire in whose
+family our worthy landlady had been nurse. She had come, without knowing
+that any lodger was in the house, and was to stay a week. Oh! that week!
+the happiest of our life. We soon became intimate; our books lay fast
+locked up at the bottom of our trunk: we walked together, saw the sun
+set together in the calm ocean, and then walked happily and contentedly
+home in the twilight; and long before the week was at an end, we had
+vowed eternal vows, and sworn everlasting constancy. We had not, to
+be sure, discovered any great powers of mind in our enslaver; but how
+interesting is even ignorance, when it comes from such a beautiful
+and smiling mouth! We had already formed happy plans of moulding her
+unformed opinions, and directing and sharing all her studies. The little
+slips which were observable in her grammar, we attributed to want of
+care; and the accent, which was very powerful, was rendered musical to
+our ear, at the same time as dear to our heart, by the whiteness of the
+little arm that lay so quietly and lovingly within our own. And then,
+her taste in poetry was not the most delicate or refined; but she was so
+enthusiastically fond of it, that we imagined a little training would
+lead her to prefer many of Mr. Moore's ballads, to the pathos of Giles
+Scroggins; and that in time, the "Shining River" might occupy a superior
+place, in her estimation, to a song from which she repeated, with tears
+in her eyes--,
+
+
+ "But like the star what lighted
+ Pale billion to its fated doom,
+ Our nuptial song is blighted,
+ And its rose quench'd in its bloom."
+
+
+And then, she seemed so fond of flowers, and knew so much about their
+treatment, that we fancied how lovely she must look while engaged in that
+fascinating study; and often, in our dreaming moods, did we mutter about
+
+
+ "Fair Proserpine
+ Within the vale of Enna gathering flowers,
+ Herself the fairest flower."--
+
+
+But why should we repeat what every one can imagine so well for himself?
+At last, the hour of parting came; and, week after week, her stay at the
+cottage had been prolonged, till our departure took place before hers.
+And on that day she looked, as all men's sweethearts do at leaving them,
+more touchingly beautiful than ever we had seen her before; and after we
+had torn ourself away, we looked back, and there we saw her standing in
+the same spot we had left her, a statue of misery and despair,--"like
+Niobe all tears."
+
+Astonishment occupied the minds of all our friends on our return to
+college. The change which took place on our feelings and conduct was
+indeed amazing; our mornings were devoted to gazing on a lock of
+our--she was rather unfortunate in a name--our Grizel's hair, and to
+lonely hours of musing in the meadow on all the adventures of our
+sojourn in Devonshire. No longer we stood listlessly in the quadrangle,
+joining the knots of idlers, of whom we used to be one of the chief;
+no longer had even Castles' Havannahs any charms for our lips; and our
+whole heart was wrapt up in the expectation of a letter. This we were
+not to receive for three long weeks; and by that time she was to have
+returned home, consulted her father on the subject of our attachment,
+and return us a definitive reply. We wrote in the meantime--such a
+letter! We are assured it must have been written on a sheet of asbestos,
+or it must infallibly have taken fire. It began, "Lovely and most
+beautiful Grizel!" and ended, "Your adorer." At last the letter that was
+to conclude all our hopes was put into our hands. We had some men that
+morning to breakfast; we received it just as they were beginning the
+third pie. How heartily we prayed they would he off and leave us
+alone! But no--on they kept swallowing pigeon after pigeon, and seemed
+to consider themselves as completely fixtures as the grate or the
+chimney-piece. We wished devoutly to see a bone sticking in the throat
+of our most intimate friend, and, by way of getting quit of them, had
+thoughts of setting fire to the room. At last, however, they departed.
+Immediately as the skirt of the last one's coat disappeared, we
+carefully locked and bolted our door, and, with hands trembling with
+joy, we took out the letter. Not very clean was its appearance, and not
+over correct or well-spelt was its address; and, above all, a yellow,
+dingy wafer filled up the place of the green wax we had expected, and
+the true lover's motto, "Though lost to sight, to memory dear," was
+supplied by the impression of a thimble. We opened it. Horror and
+amazement! never was such penmanship beheld. The lines were complete
+exemplifications of the line of beauty, so far as their waving, and
+twisting, and twining was concerned; and the orthography it was past
+all human comprehension to understand.
+
+"My deerest deere, dear sur,"--this was the letter,--"i kim him more nor
+a wic agon, butt i cuddunt right yu afore ass i av bin with muther an
+asnt seed father till 2 day. he sais as my fortin is 3 hundurd pouns,
+he sais as he recomminds me tu take mi hold lover Mister Tomas the
+gaurdnar, he sais as yu caunt mary no boddi, accause you must be a
+batseller three ears. if thiss be troo i am candied enuff to tell you
+ass i caunt wate so long my deerast deer, o yu ave brock mi art! wy did
+yu sai al ass yu sad iff yu cud unt mary nor none of the scolards at
+hocksfoot Kolidge. father sais as ther iss sum misstake praps yu did unt
+no ass mother is not marid 2 father butt is marrid to the catchmun and
+father is marad to a veri gud ladi ass gove me a gud edocasion. mi
+deerest deere it brakes my art all from yu for tu part, i rot them lines
+this marnin. mister tomas sais as i gov im mi prumass befor i cum to ave
+the apiness of see yu. butt i dant thinc i giv mor promass to him. nor
+2 manni uthers. mi deerest deer and troo luv cuppid! i feer our nutshell
+song is blitid and its ros kwencht in its blum. them was plesent ours
+when the carnashuns and tullups was all in blo, wasunt them mi deer luv.
+mister tomas sais ass he can mari me in a munth and father sais i hot tu
+take im. iff so be as yu caun't du it beefor i thinc i shal take im ass
+father sais there is sum mistake, mi deerest deere mi art is brock butt
+i thinc i shall take im iff so bee as I dant ear frum yu. gud nite my
+troo luv i shal kip your lockat for a kipsic an yu ma kiss my luck off
+air for the sack of your brockan arted
+
+"GRIZEL."
+
+It is astonishing how the perusal of this cured us of our affection.
+At the first line we recollected that she had a tendency to squint,
+and long before we came to the conclusion, we remembered that her
+ancles were rather thick, and her feet by no means of diminutive size.
+Thus ended our love adventures at the University. Our heroine we have
+never heard of since, and we have resisted the most tempting offers
+from the loveliest of her sex; and in spite of sighing heiresses and
+compassionate old maids, we are still a bachelor; and a bachelor,
+in defiance of all their machinations, we are firmly determined to
+remain.--_Blackwood's Magazine._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+MANNERS AND CUSTOMS OF ALL NATIONS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CHRISTMAS CUSTOMS IN THE NETHERLANDS.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+Many singular customs are observed in the Netherlands at Christmas, and
+as they materially differ from those known in England, a brief notice of
+_one_ of them may probably prove acceptable to the readers of the
+MIRROR.
+
+In almost every Dutch town, and in every considerable village, the
+following custom prevails:--At a little after two o'clock in the morning
+of Christmas-day, a number of young men assemble in the market-place,
+and sing some verses suited to the occasion. One of the young men bears
+an _artificial star,_ which is fixed to a pole, and elevated above the
+heads of the people; it is very large, and is rendered beautifully
+transparent when a light is placed in the inside. This artificial
+luminary is intended to represent the star of the east, which directed
+the wise men to Bethlehem, the birthplace of Christ. At a little
+distance, the appearance is exceedingly brilliant, for there is no other
+light among the populace to diminish its lustre, and the whole scene
+is singularly picturesque. The resplendent light issuing from the star
+strikes powerfully upon the countenances of the principal actors, while
+those more remote receive only a faint and subdued gleam. The silvery
+effulgence of the moon, the sombre and deserted look of the buildings
+around, and the general stillness that pervades every object, save the
+scene of action, might inspire the mind of a Rembrandt, or introduce
+to the mere casual beholder feelings at once new and poetical.
+
+After parading through the town, the youths repair in a body to the
+residence of some opulent inhabitant, where their arrival is welcomed
+with shouts and clapping of hands, and where they are entertained with
+a plentiful repast.
+
+G.W.N.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE JEWS.
+
+
+Their present actual numbers may, perhaps, not exceed six
+millions--numbers, however, probably greater than those over which
+Solomon reigned; and of these six millions there may be resident in the
+contiguous countries of Moravia, Ancient Poland, the Crimea, Moldavia,
+and Wallachia, above three millions. Except within the countries which
+formed Poland before its partitions, their population contained in any
+one European kingdom, cannot, therefore, be great. Yet so essentially
+are they one people, we might almost say one family; and so disposable
+is their wealth, as mainly vested in money transactions, that they must
+be considered as an aggregate, and not in their individual portions.
+
+The Jews in France are perhaps from thirty to forty thousand; they
+abound chiefly at Metz, along the Rhine, and at Marseilles and Bordeaux.
+In Bonaparte's time they were imagined to amount to at least twice that
+number.--They are relieved from civil restraints and disabilities in
+France, and in the Netherlands also. The Jews in Holland, of both German
+and Portuguese origin, are numerous; the latter are said to have taken
+refuge there when the United Provinces asserted their independence of
+Spain; they have a splendid synagogue at Amsterdam. Infidelity is
+supposed to have made more progress amongst them than amongst the German
+Jews in Holland. The Italian Jews are chiefly at Leghorn and Genoa; and
+there are four thousand of them at Rome. In speaking of the religion of
+the Jews, it is not necessary to particularize those who assumed the
+mask of Christianity under terror of the Inquisition, although much has
+been said of their wealth and numbers, and of the high offices they have
+filled in Spain, and especially in Portugal. But it is curious to see,
+in a very distant quarter, a like simulation produced amongst them
+by like causes. There are at Salonica thirty synagogues, and about
+twenty-five thousand professed Jews; and a body of Israelites have been
+lately discovered there, who, really adhering to the faith of their
+fathers, have externally embraced Mahomedanism.
+
+The Barbary Jews are a very fine people; but the handsomest Jews are
+said to be those of Mesopotamia. That province may also boast of an Arab
+chief who bears the name of the Patriarch Job, is rich in sheep, and
+camels, and oxen, and asses, abounds in hospitality, and believes that
+he descends from him; he is also famed for his justice. The Jews at
+Constantinople, forty thousand in number, and in the parts of European
+Turkey on and near the Mediterranean, speak Spanish, and appear to
+descend from Israelites driven from Spain by persecution. The Bible
+Society are now printing at Corfu the New Testament, in Jewish-Spanish,
+for their benefit.
+
+In truth, little appears to be known of the state of the Jews during
+some hundreds of years after the destruction of Jerusalem. The first
+body of learned Jews which drew attention after that disastrous event
+was that settled in Spain; and from it all Jewish learning descends.
+As in accomplishment of the prophecy, the Jew is found over the whole
+surface of the globe; he has been long established in China, which
+abhors the foreigner; and in Abyssinia, which it is almost as difficult
+to reach as to quit. The early Judaism of that country, and in later
+days the history of the powerful colony of Jews established in its
+heart, which at one time actually reigned over the kingdom, are matters
+so curious, that we regret that we can do no more than advert to them;
+we must say the same as to the evidence existing of Jewish rites having
+extended themselves very far southward along the eastern coast of
+Africa; the numerous Jews of Barbary; and the black and white Jews, who
+have been established for ages, more or less remote, on the Malabar
+coast. It may be here observed, that all the Israelites hitherto
+discovered appear to be descendants of those who held the kingdom of
+Judah.
+
+The Jews in Great Britain and Ireland are not supposed to be more than
+from ten to twelve thousand, very many of whom are foreigners, and
+migratory.--_Quarterly Rev._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+EGYPTIAN RATIONS.
+
+
+The rations of the Egyptian soldiers were, according to Herodotus, five
+pounds of baked bread, two pounds of beef, and half a pint of wine
+daily.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In the barbarous ages it was usual for persons who could not write, to
+make the sign of the cross in confirmation of a written paper. Several
+charters still remain in which kings and persons of great eminence
+affix "signum crucis pro ignoratione literarum," the sign of the cross,
+because of their ignorance of letters. From this is derived the phrase
+of signing instead of subscribing a paper.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+COLUMN IN BLENHEIM PARK
+
+
+[Illustration: Column in Blenheim Park.]
+
+(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.)
+
+
+You have lately directed the attention of the readers of the MIRROR to
+the park of Blenheim, in Oxfordshire, one of the most beautiful England
+can boast of, and likewise, according to Camden, the first park that
+was made in this country. I can bear witness to the correctness of
+your delineation and description of Rosamond's Well, which you gave
+in a recent number; but there is no trace whatever of the bower or
+labyrinth, the site of which is only pointed out by tradition. The
+park of Blenheim, besides the interest which attaches to it from the
+circumstance of its having been the residence of the early kings of
+England, and the scene of "Rosamond's" life, has in more modern times
+acquired additional interest from having been bestowed by the country
+upon the Duke of Marlborough, in testimony of the gratitude of the
+nation for the brilliant services he had rendered his country,
+particularly at the battle of Blenheim.
+
+It was a reward at once worthy of the English nation and of the
+illustrious hero on whom it was bestowed; and as it is at least
+pleasing, and perhaps useful, to recall to the mind the epochs of
+England's greatness amongst nations, I have sent a sketch of one of the
+most prominent objects in the park of Blenheim, which our forefathers
+deemed (in the language of the inscription) would "stand as long as the
+British name and language last, illustrious monuments of Marlborough's
+glory and of Britain's gratitude." This is an elegant column, 130 feet
+in height, and surmounted by a statue of the warrior in an antique
+habit. On three sides of the building there are nearly complete copies
+of the several Acts of Parliament by which the park and manor of
+Woodstock were granted to the Duke of Marlborough and his heirs; and on
+the fourth side is a very long inscription, said to have been penned by
+Lord Bolingbroke, which concludes thus:--
+
+
+ These are the actions of the Duke of Marlborough,
+ Performed in the compass of a few years,
+ Sufficient to adorn the annals of ages.
+ The admiration of other nations
+ Will be conveyed to the latest posterity,
+ In the histories even of the enemies of Britain.
+ The sense which the British nation had
+ Of his transcendant merit
+ Was expressed
+ In the most solemn, most effectual, most durable manner.
+ The Acts of Parliament inscribed on the pillar
+ Shall stand as long as the British name and language last,
+ Illustrious monuments
+ Of Marlborough's glory and
+ Of Britain's gratitude.
+
+G.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE SELECTOR AND LITERARY NOTICES OF _NEW WORKS_
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+MEMOIRS OF VIDOCQ.
+
+_The French Thief-taker_
+
+
+This is as full-charged a portrait of human depravity as the gloomiest
+misanthrope could wish for. But it has much wider claims on public
+attention than the gratification of the misanthropic few who mope in
+corners or stalk up and down leafless and almost solitary walks during
+this hanging and drowning season. Nevertheless, all men are more or less
+misanthropes, or they affect to be so; for only skim off the bile of a
+true critic, or the minds of the hundred thousand who read newspapers,
+and look first for the bankrupts and deaths. Sugar and wormwood and
+wormwood and sugar are the standing dishes, but as we read the other
+day, "there is a certain hankering for the gloomy side of nature, whence
+the trials and convictions of vice become so much more attractive than
+the brightest successes of virtue." People with _macadamized minds_,
+and their histories (scarce as the originals are) are mere nonentities,
+and food for the trunk-maker; whereas a book of hair-breadth escapes,
+thrilling with horror and romantic narrative will tempt people to sit up
+reading in their beds, till like Rousseau, they are reminded of morning
+by the stone-chatters at their window. To the last class belong the
+_Memoirs of Vidocq_, an analysis of which would be "utterly impossible,
+so powerful are the descriptions, and so continuous the thread of
+their history." The original work was published a short time since in
+Paris, and republished here; but, we believe the present is the first
+translation that has appeared in England. The newspapers have, from time
+to time, translated a few extracts, when their Old Bailey news was at a
+stand, so that the name of Vidocq must be somewhat familiar to many of
+our readers.[11]
+
+ [11] The present portion is only the first volume. The Memoirs are
+ to be completed in four volumes, to form part of the series of
+ _Autobiographical Memoirs_, published by Messrs. Hunt and Clarke,
+ and decidedly one of the most attractive works that that has
+ lately issued from the press. As we intend to notice this
+ collection at some future time, we can only, for the present,
+ spare room for this direction of the reader's attention--for
+ the design deserves well of the public; and if the success be
+ proportioned fro its merits, it will be great indeed.
+
+Eugene Francois Vidocq is a native of Arras, where his father was
+a baker; and from early associations he fell into courses of excess
+which led to the necessity of his flying from the parental roof. After
+various, rapid, and unexampled events in the romance of real life, in
+which he was everything by turns and nothing long, he was liberated from
+prison, and became the principal and most active agent of police. He was
+made Chief of the Police de Surete under Messrs. Delavau and Franchet,
+and continued in that capacity from the year 1810 till 1827, during
+which period he extirpated the most formidable of those ruffians and
+villains to whom the excesses of the revolution and subsequent events
+had given full scope for the perpetration of the most daring robberies
+and inquitous excesses. Removed from employment, in which he had
+accumulated a handsome independence, he could not determine on leading a
+life of ease, for which his career of perpetual vigilance and adventure
+had unfitted him, and he built a paper manufactory at St. Mandeé, about
+two leagues from Paris, where he employs from forty to fifty persons,
+principally, it is asserted, liberated convicts, who having passed
+through the term of their sentence, are cast upon society without home,
+shelter, or character, and would be compelled to resort to dishonest
+practices did not this asylum offer them its protection and afford them
+opportunity of earning an honest living by industrious labour. One
+additional point of interest in the present volume is, that the author
+is still living.
+
+[We cannot follow Vidocq through his career of crime, neither would
+it be altogether profitable to our readers; but the _links_ may be
+recapitulated in a few words. He must have been born a thief, and
+perhaps stole the spoon with which he was fed; but the _penchant_
+runs in the family, for Vidocq and his brother rob the same till of
+a fencing-room, but his brother is first detected, and sent off "in a
+hurry," to a baker at Lille. Of course Vidocq soon gets partners in sin,
+and on the same day that he has been detected by the _living_ evidence
+of two fowls which he had stolen, he sweeps from the dinner table ten
+forks and as many spoons, pawns them for 150 francs, spends the money
+in a few hours, and is imprisoned four days. He is then released;
+one of his pals gives a false alarm to Vidocq's mother, and during her
+temporary absence, Vidocq enters his home with a false key, steals
+2,000 francs from a strong chest, with which he escapes to Ostend,
+(intending to embark for America,) where he is decoyed by a _soi-disant_
+ship-broker, and loses all his ill-gotten wealth. He then resolves to
+betroth the sea, though not after the Venetian fashion, by giving her
+a dowry; the "sound of a trumpet" disturbs his attention, as it would
+of any other hero. But this proves to be the note of Paillasse, a
+merry-andrew. The "director," as the opera bills would say, was
+Cotte-Comus, belonging to a troop of rope-dancers.
+
+He next joins a player of Punch, to whose wife he enacts Romeo with
+better grace, and during one of the representations, the married people
+break each others heads, and Vidocq runs off during the affray. He then
+becomes assistant to a quack doctor, and the favoured swain of an
+actress; gets into the Bourbon regiment, where he is nicknamed Reckless,
+and kills two men, and fights fifteen duels in six months. His other
+exploits are as a corporal of grenadiers, of course, a deserter, and
+a prisoner of the revolution. He then marries, but does not reform.
+Of course a wife is but a temporary incumbrance to a man of Vidocq's
+dexterity. In chapter iii, we find him at Brussels, where he joins a set
+of nefarious gamblers at the _Cafes_, and has a most romantic adventure
+with a woman named Rosine. But we can follow him no further, except to
+add that his other comrades in Vol. I, are gipsies, smugglers, players,
+galley-slaves, drovers, Dutch sailors, and highwaymen.
+
+We must, therefore, confine ourselves to a few detached extracts from
+the most interesting portion of the volume. At Lille, Vidocq meets with
+a _chere amie_, Francine; he suspects her fidelity, thrashes his rival,
+gets imprisoned, and is betrayed as an accomplice in a forgery. His
+"reflections" during his imprisonment in St. Peter's Tower, bring on
+a severe illness.]
+
+I was scarcely convalescent, when, unable to support the state of
+incertitude in which I found my affairs, I resolved on escaping, and
+to escape by the door, although that may appear a difficult step. Some
+particular observations made me choose this method in preference to any
+other. The wicket-keeper at St. Peter's Tower was a galley-slave from
+the Bagne (place of confinement) at Brest, sentenced for life. In
+a word, I relied on passing by him under the disguise of a superior
+officer, charged with visiting St. Peter's Tower, which was used as
+a military prison, twice a week.
+
+Francine, whom I saw daily, got me the requisite clothing, which she
+brought me in her muff. I immediately tried them on, and they suited me
+exactly. Some of the prisoners who saw me thus attired assured me that
+it was impossible to detect me. I was the same height as the officer
+whose character I was about to assume, and I made myself appear
+twenty-five years of age. At the end of a few days, he made his usual
+round, and whilst one of my friends occupied his attention, under
+pretext of examining his food, I disguised myself hastily, and presented
+myself at the door, which the gaolkeeper, taking off his cap, opened,
+and I went out into the street. I ran to a friend of Francine's, as
+agreed on in case I should succeed, and she soon joined me there.
+
+I was there perfectly safe, if I could resolve on keeping concealed; but
+how could I submit to a slavery almost as severe as that of St. Peter's
+Tower. As for three months I had been enclosed within four walls, I was
+now desirous to exercise the activity so long repressed. I announced my
+intention of going out; and, as with me an inflexible determination was
+always the auxiliary of the most capricious fancy, I did go. My first
+excursion was safely performed, but the next morning, as I was crossing
+the Rue Ecremoise, a sergeant named Louis, who had seen me during my
+imprisonment, met me, and asked if I was free. He was a severe practical
+man, and by a motion of his hand could summon twenty persons. I said
+that I would follow him; and begging him to allow me to bid adieu to my
+mistress, who was in a house of Rue de l'Hôpital, he consented, and we
+really met Francine, who was much surprised to see me in such company;
+and when I told her that having reflected, that my escape might injure
+me in the estimation of my judges, I had decided on returning to St.
+Peter's Tower, to wait the result of the process.
+
+Francine did not at first comprehend why I had expended three hundred
+francs, to return at the end of four months to prison. A sign put her
+on her guard, and I found an opportunity of desiring her to put some
+cinders in my pocket whilst Louis and I took a glass of rum, and then
+set out for the prison. Having reached a deserted street, I blinded my
+guide with a handful of cinders, and regained my asylum with all speed.
+
+Louis having made his declaration, the gendarmes and police-officers
+were on the full cry after me; and there was one Jacquard amongst them
+who undertook to secure me if I were in the city. I was not unacquainted
+with these particulars, and instead of being more circumspect in my
+behaviour, I affected a ridiculous bravado. It might have been said
+that I ought to have had a portion of the premium promised for my
+apprehension. I was certainly hotly pursued, as may be judged from
+the following incident:--
+
+Jacquard learnt one day that I was going to dine in Rue Notre-Dame. He
+immediately went with four assistants, whom he left on the ground-floor,
+and ascended the staircase to the room where I was about to sit down to
+table with two females. A recruiting sergeant, who was to have made the
+fourth, had not yet arrived. I recognised Jacquard, who never having
+seen me, had not the same advantage, and besides my disguise would have
+bid defiance to any description of my person. Without being at all
+uneasy, I approached, and with a most natural tone I begged him to pass
+into a closet, the glass door of which looked on the banquetroom. "It
+is Vidocq whom you are looking for," said I; "if you will wait for ten
+minutes you will see him. There is his cover, he cannot be long. When he
+enters, I will make you a sign; but if you are alone, I doubt if you can
+seize him, as he is armed, and resolved to defend himself."--"I have my
+gendarmes on the staircase," answered he, "and if he escapes--"--"Take
+care how you place them then," said I with affected haste. "If Vidocq
+should see them he would mistrust some plot, and then farewell to the
+bird."--"But where shall I place them?"--"Oh, why in this closet--mind,
+no noise, that would spoil all; and I have more desire than yourself
+that he should not suspect anything." My commissary was now shut up in
+four walls with his agents. The door, which was very strong, closed
+with a double lock. Then, certain of time for escape, I cried to my
+prisoners, "You are looking for Vidocq--well, it is he who has caged
+you; farewell." And away I went like a dart, leaving the party shouting
+for help, and making desperate efforts to escape from the unlucky
+closet.
+
+Two escapes of the same sort I effected, but at last I was arrested and
+carried back to St. Peter's Tower, where, for greater security, I was
+placed in a dungeon with a man named Calendrin, who was also thus
+punished for two attempts at escape. Calendrin, who had known me during
+my first confinement in the prison, imparted to me a fresh plan of
+escape, which he had devised by means of a hole worked in the wall of
+the dungeon of the galley-slaves, with whom we could communicate. The
+third night of my detention all was managed for our escape, and eight
+of the prisoners who first went out were so fortunate as to avoid being
+detected by the sentinel, who was only a short distance off.
+
+Seven of us still remained, and we drew straws, as is usual in such
+circumstances, to determine which of the seven should first pass. I drew
+the short straw, and undressed myself that I might get with greater ease
+through the hole, which was very narrow, but to the great disappointment
+of all, I stuck fast without the possibility of advancing or receding.
+In vain did my companions endeavour to pull me out by force, I was
+caught as if in a trap, and the pain of my situation was so extreme,
+that not expecting further help from within, I called to the sentry to
+render me assistance. He approached with the precaution of a man who
+fears a surprise, and presenting his bayonet to my breast, forbade me
+to make the slightest movement. At his summons the guard came out, the
+porters ran with torches, and I was dragged from my hole, not without
+leaving behind me a portion of my skin and flesh. Torn and wounded as
+I was, they immediately transferred me to the prison of Petit Hotel,
+when I was put into a dungeon, fettered hand and foot.
+
+Ten days afterwards I was placed amongst the prisoners, through my
+intreaties and promises not to attempt again to escape.
+
+[Here he meets with a fellow named Bruxellois, _the Daring_, of whom
+the following anecdote is related:--]
+
+At the moment of entering a farm with six of his comrades, he thrust his
+left hand through an opening in the shutter to lift the latch, but when
+he was drawing it back, he found that his wrist had been caught in a
+slip knot. Awakened by the noise, the inhabitants of the farm had laid
+this snare, although too weak to go out against a band of robbers which
+report had magnified as to numbers. But the attempt being thus defeated,
+day was fast approaching, and Bruxellois saw his dismayed comrades
+looking at each other with doubt, when the idea occurred to him that to
+avoid discovery they would knock out his brains. With his right hand he
+drew out his clasp knife with a sharp point, which he always had about
+him, and cutting off his wrist at the joint, fled with his comrades
+without being stopped by the excessive pain of his horrid wound.
+This remarkable deed, which has been attributed to a thousand
+different spots, really occurred in the vicinity of Lille, and is well
+authenticated in the northern districts, where many persons yet remember
+to have seen the hero of this tale, who was thence called Manchot,
+(or one-armed,) executed.
+
+[Vidocq at length escapes, quits Lille, and flies to Ostend, where he
+joins a crew of smugglers.]
+
+It was with real repugnance that I went to the house of a man named
+Peters, to whom I was directed, as one deeply engaged in the pursuit,
+and able to introduce me to it. A sea-gull nailed on his door with
+extended wings, like the owls and weasels that we see on barns, guided
+me. I found the worthy in a sort of cellar, which by the ropes, sails,
+oars, hammocks, and barrels which filled it, might have been taken
+for a naval depot. From the midst of a thick atmosphere of smoke which
+surrounded him, he viewed me at first with a contempt which had not
+a good appearance, and my conjectures were soon realized, for I had
+scarcely offered my services than he fell upon me with a shower of
+blows. I could certainly have resisted him effectually, but astonishment
+had in a measure deprived me of the power of defence; and I saw besides,
+in the court-yard, half-a-dozen sailors and an enormous Newfoundland
+dog, which would have been powerful odds. Turned into the street, I
+endeavoured to account for this singular reception, when it occurred to
+me that Peters had mistaken me for a spy, and treated me accordingly.
+
+This idea determined me on returning to a dealer in hollands, who
+had told me of him, and he, laughing at the results of my visit,
+gave me a pass-word that would procure me free access to Peters.--[He
+succeeds.]--I slept at Peters's house with a dozen or fifteen smugglers,
+Dutch, Danish, Swedish, Portuguese, and Russian; there were no
+Englishmen, and only two Frenchmen. The day after my installation, as
+we were all getting into our hammocks, or flock beds, Peters entered
+suddenly into our chamber, which was only a cellar contiguous to his
+own, and so filled with barrels and kegs, that we could scarcely find
+room to sling our hammocks. Peters had put off his usual attire, which
+was that of ship-caulker, or sail-maker, and had on a hairy cap, and a
+long red shirt, closed at the breast with a silver pin, fire-arms in his
+belt, and a pair of thick large, fisherman's boots, which reach the top
+of the thigh, or may be folded down beneath the knee.
+
+"A-hoy! a-hoy!" cried he, at the door, striking the ground with the butt
+end of his carbine! "down with the hammocks, down with the hammocks! We
+will sleep some other day. The Squirrel has made signals for a landing
+this evening, and we must see what she has in her, muslin or tobacco.
+Come, come, turn out, my sea-boys."
+
+In a twinkling every body was ready. They opened an arm-chest, and every
+man took out a carbine or blunderbuss, a brace of pistols, and a cutlass
+or boarding pike, and we set out, after having drunk so many glasses of
+brandy and arrack that the bottles were empty. At this time there were
+not more than twenty of us, but we were joined or met, at one place or
+another, by so many individuals, that on reaching the sea side we were
+forty-seven in number, exclusive of two females and some countrymen from
+the adjacent villages, who brought hired horses, which they concealed in
+a hollow behind some rocks.
+
+It was night, and the wind was shifting, whilst the sea dashed with so
+much force, that I did not understand how any vessels could approach
+without being cast on shore. What confirmed this idea was, that by the
+starlight I saw a small boat rowing backwards and forwards, as if it
+feared to land. They told me afterwards that this was only a manoeuvre
+to ascertain if all was ready for the unloading, and no danger to be
+apprehended. Peters now lighted a reflecting lantern, which one of the
+men had brought, and immediately extinguished it; the Squirrel raised
+a lantern at her mizen, which only shone for a moment, and then
+disappeared like a glow-worm on a summer's night. We then saw it
+approach, and anchor about a gun-shot off from the spot where we were.
+Our troop then divided into three companies, two of which were placed
+five hundred paces in front, to resist the revenue officers if they
+should present themselves. The men of these companies were then placed
+at intervals along the ground, having at the left arm a packthread which
+ran from one to the other: in case of alarm, it was announced by a
+slight pull, and each being ordered to answer this signal by firing his
+gun, a line of firing was thus kept up, which perplexed the revenue
+officers. The third company, of which I was one, remained by the
+sea-side, to cover the landing and the transport of the cargo.
+
+All being thus arranged, the Newfoundland dog already mentioned, and
+who was with us, dashed at a word into the midst of the waves, and
+swam powerfully in the direction of the Squirrel, and in an instant
+afterwards returned with the end of a rope in his mouth. Peters
+instantly seized it, and began to draw it towards him, making us signs
+to assist him, which I obeyed mechanically. After a few tugs, I saw that
+at the end of the cable were a dozen small casks, which floated towards
+us. I then perceived that the vessel thus contrived to keep sufficiently
+far from the shore, not to run a risk of being stranded. In an instant
+the casks, smeared over with something that made them waterproof, were
+unfastened and placed on horses, which immediately dashed off for the
+interior of the country. A second cargo arrived with the same success;
+but as we were landing the third, some reports of fire-arms announced
+that our outposts were attacked. "There is the beginning of the ball,"
+said Peters, calmly; "I must go and see who will dance;" and taking up
+his carbine, he joined the outposts, which had by this time joined each
+other. The firing became rapid, and we had two men killed, and others
+slightly wounded. At the fire of the revenue officers, we soon found
+that they exceeded us in number; but alarmed, and fearing an ambuscade,
+they dared not to approach, and we effected our retreat without any
+attempt on their part to prevent it. From the beginning of the fight
+the Squirrel had weighed anchor and stood out to sea, for fear that the
+noise of the firing should bring down on her the government cruiser.
+I was told that most probably she would unload her cargo in some other
+part of the coast, where the owners had numerous agents.
+
+[Vidocq returns to Lille, where he is taken by two gendarmes, and
+concerts the following stratagem for escape:--]
+
+This escape, however, was not so very easy a matter as may be surmised,
+when I say that our dungeons, seven feet square, had walls six feet
+thick, strengthened with planking crossed and rivetted with iron; a
+window, two feet by one, closed with three iron gratings placed one
+after the other, and the door cased with wrought iron. With such
+precautions, a jailor might depend on the safe keeping of his charge,
+but yet we overcame it all.
+
+I was in a cell on the second floor with Duhamel. For six francs, a
+prisoner, who was also a turnkey, procured us two files, a ripping
+chisel, and two turnscrews. We had pewter spoons, and our jailor was
+probably ignorant of the use which prisoners could make of them. I knew
+the dungeon key; it was the counterpart of all the others on the same
+story; and I cut a model of it from a large carrot; then I made a mould
+with crumb of bread and potatoes. We wanted fire, and we procured it by
+making a lamp with a piece of fat and the rags of a cotton cap. The key
+was at last made of pewter, but it was not yet perfect; and it was only
+after many trials and various alterations that it fitted at last. Thus
+masters of the doors, we were compelled to work a hole in the wall, near
+the barns of the town-hall. Sallambier, who was in the dungeons below,
+found a way to cut the hole, by working through the planking.
+
+
+THE PRISON OF BICETRE AT PARIS.
+
+
+The prison of Bicêtre is a neat quadrangular building, enclosing many
+other structures and many courts, which have each a different name;
+there is the grande cour (great court) where the prisoners walk; the
+cour de cuisine (or kitchen court;) the cour des chiens (or dog's
+court;) the cour de correction (or court of punishment;) and the cour
+des fers (or iron court.) In this last is a new building five stories
+high; each story contains forty cells, capable of holding four
+prisoners. On the platform, which supplies the place of a roof, was
+night and day a dog named Dragon, who passed in the prison for the most
+watchful and incorruptible of his kind; but some prisoners managed at a
+subsequent period to corrupt him through the medium of a roasted leg of
+mutton, which he had the culpable weakness to accept. The Amphytrions
+escaped whilst Dragon was swallowing the mutton; he was beaten and taken
+into the cour des chiens, where, chained up and deprived of the free air
+which he breathed on the platform, he was inconsolable for his fault,
+and perished piecemeal, a victim of remorse at his weakness in yielding
+to a moment of gluttony and error.
+
+Near the erection I speak of is the old building, nearly arranged in
+the same way, and under which were dungeons of safety, in which were
+enclosed the troublesome and condemned prisoners. It was in one of these
+dungeons that for forty-three years lived the accomplice of Cartouche,
+who betrayed him to procure this commutation! To obtain a moment's
+sunshine, he frequently counterfeited death so well, that when he had
+actually breathed his last sigh, two days passed before they took
+off his iron collar. A third part of the building, called La Force,
+comprised various rooms, in which the prisoners were placed who arrived
+from the provinces, and were destined to the chain.
+
+At this period, the prison of Bicêtre, which is only strong from the
+strict guard kept up there, could contain twelve hundred prisoners; but
+they were piled on each other, and the conduct of the jailors in no way
+assuaged the inconvenience of the place.
+
+If any man arrived from the country well clad, who, condemned for a
+first offence, was not as yet initiated into the customs and usages of
+prisons, in a twinkling he was stripped of his clothes, which were sold
+in his presence to the highest bidder. If he had jewels or money, they
+were alike confiscated to the profit of the society, and if he were too
+long in taking out his ear-rings, they snatched them out without the
+sufferer daring to complain. He was previously warned, that if he spoke
+of it, they would hang him in the night to the bars of his cell, and
+afterwards say that he had committed suicide. If a prisoner, out of
+precaution, when going to sleep, placed his clothes under his head, they
+waited until he was in his first sleep, and then they tied to his foot a
+stone, which they balanced at the side of his bed; at the least motion
+the stone fell, and aroused by the noise, the sleeper jumped up, and
+before he could discover what had occurred, his packet hoisted by a
+cord, went through the iron bars to the floor above. I have seen, in
+the depth of winter, these poor devils, having been deprived of their
+property in this way, remain in the court in their shirts until some one
+threw them some rags to cover their nakedness. As long as they remained
+at Bicêtre, by burying themselves, as we may say, in their straw, they
+could defy the rigour of the weather; but at the departure of the chain,
+when they had no other covering than the frock and trousers made of
+packing cloth, they often sunk exhausted and frozen before they reached
+the first resting place.
+
+[As we have said, the present is but a fourth portion of Vidocq's
+exploits; and if the remaining three are of equal interest, the work
+will be one of the most extraordinary of our times. We scarcely remember
+a counterpart, although the Memoirs of James Hardy Vaux are of the same
+stamp. The fate of the latter work was curious enough. The manuscript
+was sent by the author from New South Wales, whither he had been
+transported. It was printed in two small volumes, and published by an
+eminent west-end bookseller, who, for some unexplained motive withdrew
+the edition, which is, we believe, now in the printer's warehouse. The
+Editor of the "Autobiography" has, however, reprinted Vaux's memoirs in
+his series; their style is very superior to that of Vidocq's, (which is
+a translation) and as scores of worse books are printed annually, we
+rejoice at their rescue from oblivion.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE ANECDOTE GALLERY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WHITFIELD.
+
+
+Remarkable instances are related of the manner in which Whitfield
+impressed his hearers. A man at Exeter stood with stones in his
+pocket, and one in his hand, ready to throw at him; but he dropped
+it before the sermon was far advanced, and going up to him after
+the preaching was over, he said, "Sir, I came to hear you with an
+intention to break your head; but God, through your ministry, has
+given me a broken heart." A ship-builder was once asked what he
+thought of him. "Think!" he replied, "I tell you, sir, every Sunday
+that I go to my parish church, I can build a ship from stem to stern
+under the sermon; but, were it to save my soul, under Mr. Whitfield I
+could not lay a single plank." Hume pronounced him the most ingenious
+preacher he had ever heard; and said, it was worth while to go twenty
+miles to hear him. But, perhaps, the greatest proof of his persuasive
+powers was, when he drew from Franklin's pocket the money which that
+clear, cool reasoner had determined not to give; it was for the
+orphan-house at Savannah. "I did not," says the American philosopher,
+"disapprove of the design; but as Georgia was then destitute of
+materials and workmen, and it was proposed to send them from
+Philadelphia at a great expense, I thought it would have been better
+to have built the house at Philadelphia, and brought the children to
+it. This I advised; but he was resolute in his first project, rejected
+my counsel, and I therefore refused to contribute. I happened, soon
+after, to attend one of his sermons, in the course of which I
+perceived he intended to finish with a collection, and I silently
+resolved he should get nothing from me. I had in my pocket a handful
+of copper money, three or four silver dollars, and five pistoles in
+gold. As he proceeded I began to soften, and concluded to give the
+copper; another stroke of his oratory made me ashamed of that, and
+determined me to give the silver; and he finished so admirably, that
+I emptied my pocket wholly into the collector's dish, gold and all.
+
+"At this sermon," continues Franklin, "there was also one of our club,
+who, being of my sentiments respecting the building in Georgia, and
+suspecting a collection might be intended, had, by precaution, emptied
+his pockets before he came from home; towards the conclusion of the
+discourse, however, he felt a strong inclination to give, and applied to
+a neighbour who stood near him, to lend him some money for the purpose.
+The request was fortunately made to perhaps the only man in the company
+who had the firmness not to be affected by the preacher. His answer was,
+'At any other time, friend Hopkinson, I would lend to thee freely; but
+not now, for thee seems to me to be out of thy right senses.'"
+
+One of his flights of oratory, not in the best taste, is related on
+Hume's authority. "After a solemn pause, Mr. Whitfield thus addresses
+his audience:--'The attendant angel is just about to leave the
+threshold, and ascend to heaven; and shall he ascend and not bear with
+him the news of one sinner, among all the multitude, reclaimed from the
+error of his ways!' To give the greater effect to this exclamation, he
+stamped with his foot, lifted up his hands and eyes to heaven, and cried
+aloud, 'Stop, Gabriel! stop, Gabriel! stop, ere you enter the sacred
+portals, and yet carry with you the news of one sinner converted to
+God!'" Hume said this address was accompanied with such animated, yet
+natural action, that it surpassed any thing he ever saw or heard in any
+other preacher.--_Southey_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+SIR RICHARD JEBB.
+
+
+Was very rough and harsh in manner. He said to a patient, to whom
+he had been very rude, "_Sir, it is my way_."--"Then," replied the
+patient, pointing to the door, "I beg you will make _that your way_."
+Sir Richard was not very nice in his mode of expression, and would
+frequently astonish a patient with a volley of oaths. Nothing used to
+make him swear more than the eternal question, "What may I eat? Pray,
+Sir Richard, may I eat a muffin?"--"Yes, Madam, the _best thing_ you
+can take."--"O dear! I am glad of that. But, Sir Richard, you told
+me the other day that it was the _worst_ thing I could eat!"--"What
+would be proper for me to eat to-day?" says another lady.--"Boiled
+turnips."--"Boiled turnips! you forget, Sir Richard, I told you I
+could not bear boiled turnips."--"Then, Madam, you must have
+a--vitiated appetite."
+
+Sir Richard, being called to see a patient who fancied himself very
+ill, told him ingenuously what he thought, and declined prescribing,
+thinking it unnecessary. "Now you are here," said the patient, "I
+shall be obliged to you, Sir Richard, if you will tell me how I must
+live, what I may eat, and what not."--"My directions as to that
+point," replied Sir Richard, "will be few and simple. You must not eat
+the poker, shovel, or tongs, for they are hard of digestion; nor the
+bellows, because they are windy; but any thing else you please!"
+
+He was first cousin to Dr. John Jebb, who had been a dissenting
+minister, well known for his political opinions and writings. His
+Majesty George III. used sometimes to talk to Sir Richard concerning
+his cousin; and once, more particularly, spoke of his restless,
+reforming spirit in the church, in the university, physic, &c. "And
+please your Majesty," replied Sir Richard, "if my cousin were in
+heaven he would be a reformer!"--_Wadd's Memoirs._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE GATHERER.
+
+ "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."
+SHAKESPEARE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+GOOD BYE.
+
+
+ When from the friend we dearly love
+ Fate tells us we must part,
+ By speech we can but feebly prove
+ The anguish of the heart.
+
+ And no soft words, howe'er sincere,
+ Can half so much imply,
+ As that suppress'd, though trembling tear,
+ Which drowns the word--Good bye.
+
+_Warwick._ W.S.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A keen shopkeeper, having in his service a couple of shopmen, who
+in point of intellect, were the very reverse of their master, a wag
+who frequented the shop, for some time puzzled the neighbourhood by
+designating it a "_music-shop_," although the proprietor dealt as
+much in _music_ as in _millstones_. However, being pressed for an
+explanation, he said that the _scale_ was conducted by a _sharp_, a
+_flat_ and a _natural_; and if these did not constitute "music," he
+did not know what did.
+
+ISSACCAR.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+IMMORTALITY.
+
+
+Napoleon being in the gallery of the Louvre one day, attended by Baron
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+"will this picture last?" Denon answered, that, "with care and in a
+proper situation, it might last, perhaps, five hundred years."--"And
+how long," said Napoleon, "will a statue last?"--"Perhaps," replied
+Denon, "five thousand years."--"And this," returned Napoleon, sharply,
+"this you call immortality!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+LINES TO A LADY, ON HER REFUSING HER CARD.
+
+
+ Let heroes, anxious for their future fame,
+ Obtain of Fortune what they want--a name;
+ The _future_ theirs, the present hour be mine--
+ The only name I ask of fate--is thine;
+ Yet happier still had fate decreed to me
+ The favour'd lot, to give my name to thee.
+
+T.B.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A dull barrister, once obtained the nickname _Necessity_--because
+_Necessity has no law_.
+
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+ <td align="right"><b>[PRICE 2d.</b></td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+<h3>
+EUROPEAN CITIES.&mdash;NAPLES.
+</h3>
+
+
+<div class="figure" style="width: 100%;">
+<a href="images/347-1.png"><img width="100%" src="images/347-1.png"
+alt="European Cities.--Naples." /></a>
+</div>
+
+
+
+<p>
+In our last volume we commenced the design of illustrating the
+principal <i>Cities of Europe</i>, by a series of picturesque views&mdash;one of
+which is represented in the above engraving. Our miscellaneous duties
+in identifying the pages of the MIRROR with subjects of contemporary
+interest, and anxiety to bring them on our little <i>tapis</i>&mdash;(qy.
+Twopence?)&mdash;will best account for the interval which has elapsed since
+the commencement of our design&mdash;with a View of London; but were all
+travellers as tardy, the Grand Tour of Europe would occupy many years,
+and leave fashion-mongers but little more than rouge, wrinkles, and
+<i>bon-bons</i> to delight their friends at home.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The proximity of Naples to Rome may, perhaps, impair the interest of
+the former city, especially as it presents nothing in architecture,
+sculpture, or painting that can vie with the Imperial Mistress.
+Nevertheless, Naples is one of the most beautiful and most delightful
+cities on the habitable globe. Nothing can possibly be imagined more
+unique than its <i>coup-d'oeil</i>, on whatever side the city is viewed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Naples is situated towards the south and east on the declivity of a
+long range of hills, and encircling a gulf of 16 miles in breadth,
+and as many in length, which forms a basin, called Crater by the
+Neapolitans. The city appears to crown this superb basin. One part
+rises towards the west in the form of an amphitheatre, on the hills
+of Pausilippo, St. Ermo, and Antiguano; the other extends towards the
+east, over a more level territory, in which villas follow each other
+in rapid succession, from the Magdalen Bridge to Portici, where the
+king's palace is situated, and beyond that to Mount Vesuvius. The
+Neapolitans have a saying, <i>Vedi Napoli e po mari</i>, intimating that
+when Naples has been seen, every thing has been seen; and its
+congregated charms of situation, climate, and fertility almost warrant
+this patriotic ebullition.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"On the northern side, Naples is surrounded by hills, which (says
+<i>Vasi</i>, in his '<i>Picture</i>,') form a kind of crown round the <i>Terra di
+Lavoro</i>, the Land of Labour." This consists of a district, in the
+language of ancient Rome,
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> &mdash;&mdash;&mdash;Lecos laeros, et amoena vireta</p>
+ <p> Fortunatorum nemorum, sedesque beatas&mdash;</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p>
+and fertilized by a river, called Sebeto, which descends from the hills
+on the side
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page418" name="page418"></a>[pg 418]</span>
+of Nola, and falls into the sea after having passed under
+Magdalen Bridge, towards the eastern part of Naples.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The ancient history of Naples is involved in much obscurity. According
+to some, says <i>Vasi</i>, Falerna, one of the Argonauts, founded it about
+1,300 years before the Christian era; according to others, Parthenope,
+one of the Syrens, celebrated by Homer in his "Odyssey," being
+shipwrecked on this coast, landed here, and built a town, to which she
+gave her name; others attribute its foundation to Hercules, some to
+Eneas, and others to Ulysses. These are mere freaks of fiction and
+fable; and it is more probable that Naples was founded by some Greek
+colonies; this may be inferred from its own name, <i>Neapolis</i>, and from
+the name of another town contiguous to it, <i>Paleopolis.</i> Strabo speaks
+of these Greek colonies, whence the city derives its origin.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The city of Naples was formerly surrounded by very high walls, about 22
+miles in circumference; but on its enlargement, neither walls nor gates
+were erected. It may be, however, defended by three strong castles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Naples is divided into twelve quarters, or departments, and contains
+about 450,000 inhabitants. It is consequently the most populous city
+in Europe, except London and Paris. The streets are neither broad nor
+regular, and are paved with broad slabs of hard stone, resembling the
+lava of Vesuvius. The houses are, for the most part, uniformly built,
+being about five or six stories high, with balconies and flat roofs,
+in the form of terraces, which are used as a promenade. The churches,
+palaces, and public buildings are magnificent; but they suffer in
+comparison with the other architectural wealth of Italy. Vasi states
+there are about 300 churches; and among the other public buildings he
+mentions 37 conservatories, established for the benefit of poor
+children, and old people, both men and women.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The environs of Naples possess many attractions for the classic tourist,
+as well as for the strange flies of fashion. Among these is Virgil's
+Tomb, which is, indeed, holy ground. The temples, aqueducts, and arches
+of olden time are likewise stupendous records of the sumptuousness of
+the ancient people of this interesting district; and, apart from these
+attractions, the contemplative philosopher may read in the volcanic
+remains, and other phenomena on its shores, many inspiring lessons in
+the broad volume of Nature; as well as amid the neighbouring relics of
+Art, where
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Man marks the earth with ruin.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h2>
+LEICESTER ABBEY.&mdash;DEATH OF CARDINAL WOLSEY.
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+(<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+Few periods of English history are more pregnant with events, or more
+interesting to the antiquary, and general reader, than that which
+comprised the fortunes of Wolsey. The eventful life of the Cardinal,
+checkered as it was by the vicissitudes of fortune, his sudden
+elevation, and finally his more sudden fall and death, display an
+appalling picture of "the instability of human affairs." This prelate
+and statesman, who even aspired to the Papal throne itself, "was an
+honest poore man's sonne in the towne of Ipswiche,"<a id="footnotetag1" name="footnotetag1"></a><a href="#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a> who having
+received a good education, and being endowed with great capacity, soon
+rose to fill the highest offices of the church and state; in 1515 he
+was created Lord High Chancellor, and in three years afterwards was
+appointed legate <i>à latere</i> by the Pope, having previously received
+a Cardinal's cap.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Leicester Abbey was rendered famous as being the last residence of the
+unhappy Wolsey; "within its walls," says Gilpin, "was once exhibited a
+scene more humiliating to human ambition, and more instructive to human
+grandeur than almost any which history hath produced. Here the fallen
+pride of Wolsey retreated from the insults of the world, all his visions
+of ambition were now gone; his pomp and pageantry and crowded levees! On
+this spot he told the listening monks, the sole attendants of his dying
+hour, as they stood around his pallet, that he was come to lay his bones
+among them, and gave a pathetic testimony to the truth and joys of
+religion, which preaches beyond a thousand lectures."<a id="footnotetag2" name="footnotetag2"></a><a href="#footnote2"><sup>2</sup></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On his road to London, whither he had been summoned, from his castle of
+<i>Cawood</i>, by Henry, to take his trial for high treason, he was seized
+with a disorder, which so much increased as to oblige his resting at
+Leicester, where he was met at the Abbey gate by the Abbot and his whole
+convent. The first ejaculation
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page419" name="page419"></a>[pg 419]</span>
+of Wolsey, on meeting these holy persons,
+plainly shows that he was fully aware of his approaching end: "Father
+Abbot," said he, "I am come hither to lay my bones among you;"<a id="footnotetag3" name="footnotetag3"></a><a href="#footnote3"><sup>3</sup></a> and it
+was with great difficulty that they could get him up the stairs, which
+it was fated he was never again to descend alive. A short time previous
+to his death, he thus addressed the Constable of the Tower, who was
+appointed to convey him to the metropolis:&mdash;"Well, well, Master
+Kingstone, I see the matter how it is framed; but if I had serued God as
+diligentlie as I haue done the king, he would not haue giuen me ouer in
+my gray haires;<a id="footnotetag4" name="footnotetag4"></a><a href="#footnote4"><sup>4</sup></a> but this is the iust reward that I must receiue for
+the diligent paines and study yt I haue had to doe him seruice, not
+regarding my seruice to God, but onely to satisfie his pleasure; I praie
+you haue me most humblie commended vnto his royal maiestie, and beseech
+him in my behalfe to call to his princelie remembrance, all matters
+proceeding between him and mee, from the beginning of the worlde, and
+the progress of the same, and most especialle in his weightie matter,
+and then shall his grace's conscience know whether I haue oflended him
+or no."<a id="footnotetag5" name="footnotetag5"></a><a href="#footnote5"><sup>5</sup></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus sunk into the grave a man, who was a victim to tyranny, but
+to a tyranny which he had himself formed; that he was a person far
+enlightened beyond the period in which he lived no one can presume
+to doubt. He tended greatly to promote the arts and learning of his
+country. His personal character displayed as great a variety of opposite
+qualities, as the fortunes to which he had been exposed; his magnanimity
+was oftentimes clouded by the greatest meanness, and with an urbanity of
+manners, he combined an intolerable degree of pride and arrogance; he
+was frank and generous, but his overwhelming ambition greatly tended to
+obscure these nobler qualities of his mind, and as he rose, he became
+haughty and overbearing. His character has been obscured by the envy and
+partiality of his contemporaries, who have generally endeavoured to load
+his memory with reproaches. "This Cardinall," says Holinshed, "was
+of great stomach, for he compted himselfe equall with princes, and by
+craftie suggestion got into his hands innumerable treasure; he forced
+little on simonie, and was not pittiful, and stood affectionate in his
+owne opinion; in open presence he would lie and saie vntruth, and was
+double both in speech and meaning; he would promise much and performe
+little; he was vicious of his bodie, and gaue the clergy euill example;
+he hated sore the Citie of London and feared it. It was told him that
+he should die in the waie toward London, wherefore he feared lest the
+commons of the citie would arise in riotous maner and so slaie him, yet
+for all that he died in the waie toward London, carrieng more with him
+out of the worlde than he brought into it, namellie, a winding sheete,
+besides other necessaries thought meet for a dead man, as a Christian
+comelinesse required."<a id="footnotetag6" name="footnotetag6"></a><a href="#footnote6"><sup>6</sup></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The remains of the Cardinal were interred in the Abbey Church at
+Leicester, after having been viewed by the Mayor and Corporation,
+(for the prevention of false rumours,) and were attended to the grave
+by the Abbot and all the brethren. This last ceremony was performed by
+torchlight, the canons singing dirges, and offering orisons, at between
+four and five o'clock of the morning, on St. Andrew's Day, November the
+30th, 1530.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Leicester Abbey was founded (according to Leland) <a id="footnotetag7" name="footnotetag7"></a><a href="#footnote7"><sup>7</sup></a> in the year 1143,
+in the reign of King Stephen, by Robert Bossue, Earl of Leicester, for
+black canons of the order of St. Augustine, and was dedicated to the
+Virgin Mary. It is situated in a pleasant meadow, to the north of the
+town, watered by the river Soar, whence it acquired the name of <i>St.
+Mary de Pratis</i>, or <i>de la Pré</i>. This monastery was richly endowed
+with lands in thirty-six of the neighbouring parishes, besides various
+possessions in other counties, and enjoyed considerable privileges and
+immunities. Bossue, with the consent of Lady Amicia, his wife, became
+a canon regular in his own foundation, in expiation of his rebellious
+conduct towards his sovereign, and particularly for the injuries which
+he had thereby brought upon the "goodly towne of Leycestre." At the
+dissolution of the monasteries by Henry VIII. the revenues of this house
+were valued according to <i>Speed</i> at £1062. 0s. 4d., <i>Dugdale</i> says £951.
+14s. 5d.; and its site was granted in the 4th of Edward VI. to William,
+Marquess of Northampton.<a id="footnotetag8" name="footnotetag8"></a><a href="#footnote8"><sup>8</sup></a>
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+ S.I.B.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page420" name="page420"></a>[pg 420]</span>
+</p>
+
+
+<h3>
+ ANCIENT OATHS.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+(<i>To the Editor of the Mirror</i>.)
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+It will be recollected, that in a former volume I gave you the form of
+the oath taken by the appellee in the ancient manner of trial by battle.
+The appellee, when appealed of felony, pleads <i>not guilty</i> and throws
+down his glove, and declares he will defend the same by his body; the
+appellant takes up the glove, and replies that he is ready to make good
+the appeal body for body; and thereupon the appellee, taking the book in
+his right hand, makes oath as before mentioned. To which the appellant
+replies, holding the Bible and his antagonist's hand in the same manner
+as the other, "Hear this, O man, whom I hold by the hand, who callest
+thyself <i>Thomas</i> by the name of baptism, that thou art perjured; and
+therefore perjured, because that thou feloniously didst murder my
+father, <i>William</i> by name. So help me God and the Saints, and this I
+will prove against thee by my body, as this court shall award." And then
+the combat proceeds.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is a striking resemblance between this process and that of the
+court of <i>Arcopagus,</i> at Athens, for murder, where the prisoner and
+prosecutor were both sworn in the most solemn manner&mdash;the prosecutor,
+that he was related to the deceased, (for none but near relations were
+permitted to prosecute in that court,) and that the prisoner was the
+cause of his death; the prisoner, that he was innocent of the charge
+against him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In time I hope to be able to furnish you with other specimens of our
+curious ancient oaths.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+W.H.H.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ SONNET.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+(<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Whose heart is not delighted at the sound</p>
+<p class="i2"> Of rural song, of Nature's melody,</p>
+ <p> When hills and dales with harmony rebound,</p>
+ <p> While Echo spreads the pleasing strains around,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Awak'ning pure and heartfelt sympathy!</p>
+ <p> Perchance on some rude rock the minstrel stands,</p>
+<p class="i2"> While his pleased hearers wait entranced around;</p>
+ <p> Behold him touch the chords with fearless hands,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Creating heav'nly joys from earthly sound.</p>
+ <p> How many voices in the chorus rise,</p>
+<p class="i2"> And artless notes renew the failing strains;</p>
+ <p> The honest boor his vocal talent tries,</p>
+ <p> Approving love beams from his "fair one's eyes,"</p>
+<p class="i2"> While age, in silent joy, forgets its pains.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>
+J.J.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+THE DEATH OF SALADIN.<a id="footnotetag9" name="footnotetag9"></a><a href="#footnote9"><sup>9</sup></a>
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+(<i>For the Mirror.</i>)
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> The angel of death hath too surely prest</p>
+ <p> His fatal sign on the warrior's breast&mdash;</p>
+ <p> Quench'd is the light of the eagle-eye,</p>
+ <p> And the nervous limbs rest languidly&mdash;</p>
+ <p> The eloquent tongue is silent and still,</p>
+ <p> The deep clear voice again may not chill</p>
+ <p> The hearers' hearts with its own deep thrill.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Ah, who can gaze on death, nor inward feel</p>
+ <p> A creeping horror through the bosom steal,</p>
+ <p> Like one who stands upon a precipice,</p>
+ <p> And sees below a mangled sacrifice,</p>
+ <p> Feeling that he himself must ere long fall,</p>
+ <p> With none to save him, none to hear his call,</p>
+ <p> Or wrest him from the agonizing thrall?</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> And yet it is but sleep we look upon!</p>
+ <p> But in that sleep from which the life is gone</p>
+ <p> Sinks the proud Saladin, Egyptia's lord.</p>
+ <p> His faith's firm champion, and his Prophet's sword;</p>
+ <p> Not e'en the red cross knights withstand his pow'r,</p>
+ <p> But, sorrowing, mark the Moslem's triumph hour,</p>
+ <p> And the pale crescent float from Salem's tow'r.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> As the keen arrow, hurl'd with giant-might,</p>
+ <p> Rends the thin air in its impetuous flight,</p>
+ <p> But being spent on earth innoxious lies,</p>
+ <p> E'en its track vanish'd from the yielding skies&mdash;</p>
+ <p> So lies the soldan, stopp'd his bright career,</p>
+ <p> His vanquish'd realms their prostrate heads uprear,</p>
+ <p> And coward kings forget their servile fear.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Ere yet stern Azrael<a id="footnotetag10" name="footnotetag10"></a><a href="#footnote10"><sup>10</sup></a> cut the thread of life,</p>
+ <p> While Death and Nature wag'd unequal strife,</p>
+ <p> Spoke the expiring hero:&mdash;"Hither stand,</p>
+ <p> Receive your dying sovereign's last command.</p>
+ <p> When that the spirit from my frame is riven,</p>
+ <p> (Oh, gracious Alla! be my sins forgiven,</p>
+ <p> And bright-eyed Houris waft my soul to heaven,)</p>
+ <p> Then when you bear me to my last retreat,</p>
+ <p> Let not the mourners howl along the street&mdash;</p>
+ <p> Let not my soldiers in the train be seen,</p>
+ <p> Nor banners float, nor lance or sabre gleam&mdash;</p>
+ <p> Nor yet, to testify a vain regret,</p>
+ <p> O'er my remains let costly shrine be set,</p>
+ <p> Or sculptur'd stone, or gilded minaret;</p>
+ <p> But let a herald go before my bier,</p>
+ <p> Bearing on point of lance the robe I wear.</p>
+ <p> Shouting aloud, 'Behold what now remains</p>
+ <p> Of the proud conqueror of Syria's plains,</p>
+ <p> Who bow'd the Persian, made the Christian feel</p>
+ <p> The deadly sharpness of the Moslem steel;</p>
+ <p> But of his conquests, riches, honours, might,</p>
+ <p> Naught sleeps with him in death's unbroken night,</p>
+ <p> Save this poor robe.'"</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>
+D.A.H.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ BANQUETTING HOUSE, WHITEHALL.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+(<i>For the Mirror.</i>)
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+This splendid pile which is at present under repair, was erected in the
+time of James I. Whitehall being in a most ruinous state, he determined
+to rebuild it in a very princely manner, and worthy of the residence
+of the monarchs of the British empire. He began with pulling
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page421" name="page421"></a>[pg 421]</span>
+down the
+banquetting rooms built by Elizabeth. That which bears the above name at
+present was begun in 1619, from a design of Inigo Jones, in his purest
+style; and executed by Nicholas Stone, master mason and architect to
+the king; it was finished in two years, and cost £17,000. but is only
+a small part of a vast plan, left unexecuted by reason of the unhappy
+times which succeeded. The ceiling of this noble room cannot be
+sufficiently admired; it was painted by Rubens, who had £3,000. for
+his work. The subject is the Apotheosis of James I. forming nine
+compartments; one of the middle represents our pacific monarch on
+his earthly throne, turning with horror from Mars, and other of the
+discordant deities, and as if it were, giving himself up to the amiable
+goddess he always cultivated, and to her attendants, Commerce, and the
+Fine Arts. This fine performance is painted on canvass, and is in high
+preservation; but a few years ago it underwent a repair by Cipriani, who
+had £2,000. for his trouble. Near the entrance is a bust of the royal
+founder.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Little did James think (says Pennant) that he was erecting a pile from
+which his son was to step from the throne to the scaffold. He had been
+brought in the morning of his death, from St. James's across the Park,
+and from thence to Whitehall, where ascending the great staircase, he
+passed through the long gallery to his bed-chamber, the place allotted
+to him to pass the little time before he received the fatal blow. It
+is one of the lesser rooms marked with the letter A in the old plan of
+Whitehall. He was from thence conducted along the galleries and the
+banquetting house, through the wall, in which a passage was broken to
+his last earthly stage. Mr. Walpole tells us that Inigo Jones, surveyor
+of the works done about the king's house, had only 8s. 4d. a day, and
+£46. a year for house-rent, and a clerk and other incidental expenses.
+The present improvements at Whitehall make one exclaim with the poet,
+Pope&mdash;
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> "I see, I see, where two fair cities bend</p>
+ <p> Their ample brow, <i>a new Whitehall ascend.</i>"</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p>
+Again,
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> "You too proceed, make falling arts your care,</p>
+ <p> <i>Erect new wonders, and the old repair;</i></p>
+ <p> <i>Jones</i> and Palladio to themselves <i>restore</i>,</p>
+ <p> And be whate'er Vitruvius was before."</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h3>
+ P.T.W.
+</h3>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ THE UNIVERSE.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+<i>(For the Mirror.)</i>
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> O light celestial, streaming wide</p>
+<p class="i2"> Through morning'd court of fairy blue&mdash;</p>
+ <p> O tints of beauty, beams of pride,</p>
+<p class="i2"> That break around its varied hue&mdash;</p>
+ <p> Still to thy wonted pathway true,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Thou shinest on serenely free,</p>
+ <p> Best born of <i>Him</i>, whose mercy grew</p>
+<p class="i2"> In every gift, sweet world, to thee.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> O countless stars, that, lost in light,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Still gem the proud sun's glory bed,</p>
+ <p> And o'er the saddening brow of night</p>
+<p class="i2"> A softer, holier influence shed&mdash;</p>
+ <p> How well your radiant march hath sped.</p>
+<p class="i2"> Unfailing vestals of the sky,</p>
+ <p> As smiling thus ye weed from dread</p>
+<p class="i2"> The soul ye court to muse on high.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> O flowers that breathe of beauty's reign,</p>
+<p class="i2"> In many a tint o'er lawn and lea,</p>
+ <p> That give the cold heart once again</p>
+<p class="i2"> A dream of happier infancy;</p>
+ <p> And even on the grave can be</p>
+<p class="i2"> A spell to weed affection's pain&mdash;</p>
+ <p> Children of Eden, who could see.</p>
+<p class="i2"> Nor own <i>His</i> bounty in your reign?</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> O winds, that seem to waft from far</p>
+<p class="i2"> A mystic murmur o'er the soul,</p>
+ <p> As ye had power to pass the bar</p>
+<p class="i2"> Of nature in your vast control,</p>
+ <p> Hail to your everlasting roll&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2"> Obedient still ye wander dim,</p>
+ <p> And softly breathe, or loudly toll,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Through earth and sky the name of <i>Him</i>.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> O world of waters, o'er whose bed</p>
+<p class="i2"> The chainless winds unceasing swell,</p>
+ <p> That claim'st a kindred over head,</p>
+<p class="i2"> As 'twixt the skies thou seem'st to dwell;</p>
+ <p> And e'en on earth art but a spell,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Amid their realms to wander free&mdash;</p>
+ <p> Thy task of pride hath speeded well,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Thou deep, eternal, boundless sea.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> O storms of night and darkness, flung</p>
+<p class="i2"> In blackening chaos o'er the world,</p>
+ <p> When thunderpeals are dreadly rung,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Mid clouds in sightless fury hurl'd,</p>
+ <p> Types of a mightier power, impearl'd</p>
+<p class="i2"> With mercy's soft, redeeming ray,</p>
+ <p> Still at His voice your wings are furl'd,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Ye wake to own and to obey.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> O thou blest whole of light and love,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Thou glorious realm of earth and sky,</p>
+ <p> That breath'st of blissful hope above,</p>
+<p class="i2"> When all of thine hath wander'd by,</p>
+ <p> Throughout thy range, nor tear nor sigh</p>
+<p class="i2"> But breathes of bliss, of beauty's reign,</p>
+ <p> And concord, such as in the sky</p>
+<p class="i2"> The soul is taught to meet again.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> O man, who veil'd in deepest night</p>
+<p class="i2"> This beauty-breathing world of thine,</p>
+ <p> And taught the serpent's deadly blight</p>
+<p class="i2"> Amid its sweetest flowers to twine,</p>
+ <p> Thou, thou alone hast dared repine,</p>
+<p class="i2"> And turn'd aside from duty's call,</p>
+ <p> Thou who hast broken nature's shrine,</p>
+<p class="i2"> And wilder'd hope and darken'd all.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>
+ANNETTE TURNER.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<p>
+A half-pint of wine for young men in perfect health is enough, and you
+will be able to take your exercise better, and feel better for this
+abstinence.&mdash;<i>Dr. Babington.</i>
+</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page422" name="page422"></a>[pg 422]</span>
+</p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>
+ THE SKETCH BOOK.
+</h2>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ COLLEGE LOVE.
+</h3>
+
+
+<p>
+We had gone into Devonshire, for the purpose of being more retired, that
+we might study more attentively, and with less chance of interruption,
+than in a town. We chose, accordingly, for our residence, one of the
+most beautiful and retired cottages we ever saw. It was situated very
+near the sea; and, oh! what thoughts used to steal over us, of romance
+and true love, as we gazed upon that quiet ocean, from the vine-covered
+window of our quiet, sweet, secluded home! Day after day, we wandered
+among the woods in the neighbourhood, and rejoiced, at each successive
+visit, to find out new beauties. This continued for some time; till at
+last, on returning one day, we saw an unusual bustle in the room we
+occupied. On entering, we found our landlady hurrying out in great
+confusion, and, along with her, a beautiful, blushing girl, so perfectly
+ladylike in her appearance, that we wondered by what means our venerable
+hostess could have become acquainted with so interesting a visiter. She
+soon explained the mystery; this lady, who seemed more bewitching every
+moment that we gazed on her, was the daughter of a 'squire in whose
+family our worthy landlady had been nurse. She had come, without knowing
+that any lodger was in the house, and was to stay a week. Oh! that week!
+the happiest of our life. We soon became intimate; our books lay fast
+locked up at the bottom of our trunk: we walked together, saw the sun
+set together in the calm ocean, and then walked happily and contentedly
+home in the twilight; and long before the week was at an end, we had
+vowed eternal vows, and sworn everlasting constancy. We had not, to
+be sure, discovered any great powers of mind in our enslaver; but how
+interesting is even ignorance, when it comes from such a beautiful
+and smiling mouth! We had already formed happy plans of moulding her
+unformed opinions, and directing and sharing all her studies. The little
+slips which were observable in her grammar, we attributed to want of
+care; and the accent, which was very powerful, was rendered musical to
+our ear, at the same time as dear to our heart, by the whiteness of the
+little arm that lay so quietly and lovingly within our own. And then,
+her taste in poetry was not the most delicate or refined; but she was so
+enthusiastically fond of it, that we imagined a little training would
+lead her to prefer many of Mr. Moore's ballads, to the pathos of Giles
+Scroggins; and that in time, the "Shining River" might occupy a superior
+place, in her estimation, to a song from which she repeated, with tears
+in her eyes&mdash;,
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> "But like the star what lighted</p>
+ <p> Pale billion to its fated doom,</p>
+ <p> Our nuptial song is blighted,</p>
+ <p> And its rose quench'd in its bloom."</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p>
+And then, she seemed so fond of flowers, and knew so much about their
+treatment, that we fancied how lovely she must look while engaged in that
+fascinating study; and often, in our dreaming moods, did we mutter about
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i6"> "Fair Proserpine</p>
+ <p> Within the vale of Enna gathering flowers,</p>
+ <p> Herself the fairest flower."&mdash;</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p>
+But why should we repeat what every one can imagine so well for himself?
+At last, the hour of parting came; and, week after week, her stay at the
+cottage had been prolonged, till our departure took place before hers.
+And on that day she looked, as all men's sweethearts do at leaving them,
+more touchingly beautiful than ever we had seen her before; and after we
+had torn ourself away, we looked back, and there we saw her standing in
+the same spot we had left her, a statue of misery and despair,&mdash;"like
+Niobe all tears."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Astonishment occupied the minds of all our friends on our return to
+college. The change which took place on our feelings and conduct was
+indeed amazing; our mornings were devoted to gazing on a lock of
+our&mdash;she was rather unfortunate in a name&mdash;our Grizel's hair, and to
+lonely hours of musing in the meadow on all the adventures of our
+sojourn in Devonshire. No longer we stood listlessly in the quadrangle,
+joining the knots of idlers, of whom we used to be one of the chief;
+no longer had even Castles' Havannahs any charms for our lips; and our
+whole heart was wrapt up in the expectation of a letter. This we were
+not to receive for three long weeks; and by that time she was to have
+returned home, consulted her father on the subject of our attachment,
+and return us a definitive reply. We wrote in the meantime&mdash;such a
+letter! We are assured it must have been written on a sheet of asbestos,
+or it must infallibly have taken fire. It began, "Lovely and most
+beautiful Grizel!" and ended, "Your adorer." At last the letter that was
+to conclude all our hopes was put into our hands. We had some men that
+morning to breakfast; we received it just as they were beginning the
+third pie. How heartily we prayed they would he off and leave us
+alone! But no&mdash;on they kept swallowing pigeon
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page423" name="page423"></a>[pg 423]</span>
+after pigeon, and seemed
+to consider themselves as completely fixtures as the grate or the
+chimney-piece. We wished devoutly to see a bone sticking in the throat
+of our most intimate friend, and, by way of getting quit of them, had
+thoughts of setting fire to the room. At last, however, they departed.
+Immediately as the skirt of the last one's coat disappeared, we
+carefully locked and bolted our door, and, with hands trembling with
+joy, we took out the letter. Not very clean was its appearance, and not
+over correct or well-spelt was its address; and, above all, a yellow,
+dingy wafer filled up the place of the green wax we had expected, and
+the true lover's motto, "Though lost to sight, to memory dear," was
+supplied by the impression of a thimble. We opened it. Horror and
+amazement! never was such penmanship beheld. The lines were complete
+exemplifications of the line of beauty, so far as their waving, and
+twisting, and twining was concerned; and the orthography it was past
+all human comprehension to understand.
+</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+"My deerest deere, dear sur,"&mdash;this was the letter,&mdash;"i kim him more nor
+a wic agon, butt i cuddunt right yu afore ass i av bin with muther an
+asnt seed father till 2 day. he sais as my fortin is 3 hundurd pouns,
+he sais as he recomminds me tu take mi hold lover Mister Tomas the
+gaurdnar, he sais as yu caunt mary no boddi, accause you must be a
+batseller three ears. if thiss be troo i am candied enuff to tell you
+ass i caunt wate so long my deerast deer, o yu ave brock mi art! wy did
+yu sai al ass yu sad iff yu cud unt mary nor none of the scolards at
+hocksfoot Kolidge. father sais as ther iss sum misstake praps yu did unt
+no ass mother is not marid 2 father butt is marrid to the catchmun and
+father is marad to a veri gud ladi ass gove me a gud edocasion. mi
+deerest deere it brakes my art all from yu for tu part, i rot them lines
+this marnin. mister tomas sais as i gov im mi prumass befor i cum to ave
+the apiness of see yu. butt i dant thinc i giv mor promass to him. nor
+2 manni uthers. mi deerest deer and troo luv cuppid! i feer our nutshell
+song is blitid and its ros kwencht in its blum. them was plesent ours
+when the carnashuns and tullups was all in blo, wasunt them mi deer luv.
+mister tomas sais ass he can mari me in a munth and father sais i hot tu
+take im. iff so be as yu caun't du it beefor i thinc i shal take im ass
+father sais there is sum mistake, mi deerest deere mi art is brock butt
+i thinc i shall take im iff so bee as I dant ear frum yu. gud nite my
+troo luv i shal kip your lockat for a kipsic an yu ma kiss my luck off
+air for the sack of your brockan arted
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote>
+"GRIZEL."
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>
+It is astonishing how the perusal of this cured us of our affection.
+At the first line we recollected that she had a tendency to squint,
+and long before we came to the conclusion, we remembered that her
+ancles were rather thick, and her feet by no means of diminutive size.
+Thus ended our love adventures at the University. Our heroine we have
+never heard of since, and we have resisted the most tempting offers
+from the loveliest of her sex; and in spite of sighing heiresses and
+compassionate old maids, we are still a bachelor; and a bachelor,
+in defiance of all their machinations, we are firmly determined to
+remain.&mdash;<i>Blackwood's Magazine.</i>
+</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+
+<h2>
+ MANNERS AND CUSTOMS OF ALL NATIONS.
+</h2>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ CHRISTMAS CUSTOMS IN THE NETHERLANDS.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+(<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+Many singular customs are observed in the Netherlands at Christmas, and
+as they materially differ from those known in England, a brief notice of
+<i>one</i> of them may probably prove acceptable to the readers of the
+MIRROR.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In almost every Dutch town, and in every considerable village, the
+following custom prevails:&mdash;At a little after two o'clock in the morning
+of Christmas-day, a number of young men assemble in the market-place,
+and sing some verses suited to the occasion. One of the young men bears
+an <i>artificial star,</i> which is fixed to a pole, and elevated above the
+heads of the people; it is very large, and is rendered beautifully
+transparent when a light is placed in the inside. This artificial
+luminary is intended to represent the star of the east, which directed
+the wise men to Bethlehem, the birthplace of Christ. At a little
+distance, the appearance is exceedingly brilliant, for there is no other
+light among the populace to diminish its lustre, and the whole scene
+is singularly picturesque. The resplendent light issuing from the star
+strikes powerfully upon the countenances of the principal actors, while
+those more remote receive only a faint and subdued gleam. The silvery
+effulgence of the moon, the sombre and deserted look of the buildings
+around, and the general stillness that pervades every object, save the
+scene of action, might inspire the mind of a Rembrandt, or introduce
+to the mere casual beholder feelings at once new and poetical.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After parading through the town, the youths repair in a body to the
+residence
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page424" name="page424"></a>[pg 424]</span>
+of some opulent inhabitant, where their arrival is welcomed
+with shouts and clapping of hands, and where they are entertained with
+a plentiful repast.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+G.W.N.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ THE JEWS.
+</h3>
+
+
+<p>
+Their present actual numbers may, perhaps, not exceed six
+millions&mdash;numbers, however, probably greater than those over which
+Solomon reigned; and of these six millions there may be resident in the
+contiguous countries of Moravia, Ancient Poland, the Crimea, Moldavia,
+and Wallachia, above three millions. Except within the countries which
+formed Poland before its partitions, their population contained in any
+one European kingdom, cannot, therefore, be great. Yet so essentially
+are they one people, we might almost say one family; and so disposable
+is their wealth, as mainly vested in money transactions, that they must
+be considered as an aggregate, and not in their individual portions.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Jews in France are perhaps from thirty to forty thousand; they
+abound chiefly at Metz, along the Rhine, and at Marseilles and Bordeaux.
+In Bonaparte's time they were imagined to amount to at least twice that
+number.&mdash;They are relieved from civil restraints and disabilities in
+France, and in the Netherlands also. The Jews in Holland, of both German
+and Portuguese origin, are numerous; the latter are said to have taken
+refuge there when the United Provinces asserted their independence of
+Spain; they have a splendid synagogue at Amsterdam. Infidelity is
+supposed to have made more progress amongst them than amongst the German
+Jews in Holland. The Italian Jews are chiefly at Leghorn and Genoa; and
+there are four thousand of them at Rome. In speaking of the religion of
+the Jews, it is not necessary to particularize those who assumed the
+mask of Christianity under terror of the Inquisition, although much has
+been said of their wealth and numbers, and of the high offices they have
+filled in Spain, and especially in Portugal. But it is curious to see,
+in a very distant quarter, a like simulation produced amongst them
+by like causes. There are at Salonica thirty synagogues, and about
+twenty-five thousand professed Jews; and a body of Israelites have been
+lately discovered there, who, really adhering to the faith of their
+fathers, have externally embraced Mahomedanism.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Barbary Jews are a very fine people; but the handsomest Jews are
+said to be those of Mesopotamia. That province may also boast of an Arab
+chief who bears the name of the Patriarch Job, is rich in sheep, and
+camels, and oxen, and asses, abounds in hospitality, and believes that
+he descends from him; he is also famed for his justice. The Jews at
+Constantinople, forty thousand in number, and in the parts of European
+Turkey on and near the Mediterranean, speak Spanish, and appear to
+descend from Israelites driven from Spain by persecution. The Bible
+Society are now printing at Corfu the New Testament, in Jewish-Spanish,
+for their benefit.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In truth, little appears to be known of the state of the Jews during
+some hundreds of years after the destruction of Jerusalem. The first
+body of learned Jews which drew attention after that disastrous event
+was that settled in Spain; and from it all Jewish learning descends.
+As in accomplishment of the prophecy, the Jew is found over the whole
+surface of the globe; he has been long established in China, which
+abhors the foreigner; and in Abyssinia, which it is almost as difficult
+to reach as to quit. The early Judaism of that country, and in later
+days the history of the powerful colony of Jews established in its
+heart, which at one time actually reigned over the kingdom, are matters
+so curious, that we regret that we can do no more than advert to them;
+we must say the same as to the evidence existing of Jewish rites having
+extended themselves very far southward along the eastern coast of
+Africa; the numerous Jews of Barbary; and the black and white Jews, who
+have been established for ages, more or less remote, on the Malabar
+coast. It may be here observed, that all the Israelites hitherto
+discovered appear to be descendants of those who held the kingdom of
+Judah.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Jews in Great Britain and Ireland are not supposed to be more than
+from ten to twelve thousand, very many of whom are foreigners, and
+migratory.&mdash;<i>Quarterly Rev.</i>
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ EGYPTIAN RATIONS.
+</h3>
+
+
+<p>
+The rations of the Egyptian soldiers were, according to Herodotus, five
+pounds of baked bread, two pounds of beef, and half a pint of wine
+daily.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>
+In the barbarous ages it was usual for persons who could not write, to
+make the sign of the cross in confirmation of a written paper. Several
+charters still remain in which kings and persons of great eminence
+affix "signum crucis pro ignoratione literarum," the sign of the cross,
+because of their ignorance of letters. From this is derived the phrase
+of signing instead of subscribing a paper.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page425" name="page425"></a>[pg 425]</span>
+</p>
+
+
+
+<h3>
+ COLUMN IN BLENHEIM PARK
+</h3>
+
+
+<div class="figure" style="width: 50%; float: left;">
+<a href="images/347-2.png"><img width="100%" src="images/347-2.png"
+alt="Column in Blenheim Park." /></a>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>
+(<i>To the Editor of the Mirror</i>.)
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+You have lately directed the attention of the readers of the MIRROR to
+the park of Blenheim, in Oxfordshire, one of the most beautiful England
+can boast of, and likewise, according to Camden, the first park that
+was made in this country. I can bear witness to the correctness of
+your delineation and description of Rosamond's Well, which you gave
+in a recent number; but there is no trace whatever of the bower or
+labyrinth, the site of which is only pointed out by tradition. The
+park of Blenheim, besides the interest which attaches to it from the
+circumstance of its having been the residence of the early kings of
+England, and the scene of "Rosamond's" life, has in more modern times
+acquired additional interest from having been bestowed by the country
+upon the Duke of Marlborough, in testimony of the gratitude of the
+nation for the brilliant services he had rendered his country,
+particularly at the battle of Blenheim.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was a reward at once worthy of the English nation and of the
+illustrious hero on whom it was bestowed; and as it is at least
+pleasing, and perhaps useful, to recall to the mind the epochs of
+England's greatness amongst nations, I have sent a sketch of one of the
+most prominent objects in the park of Blenheim, which our forefathers
+deemed (in the language of the inscription) would "stand as long as the
+British name and language last, illustrious monuments of Marlborough's
+glory and of Britain's gratitude." This is an elegant column, 130 feet
+in height, and surmounted by a statue of the warrior in an antique
+habit. On three sides of the building there are nearly complete copies
+of the several Acts of Parliament by which the park and manor of
+Woodstock were granted to the Duke of Marlborough and his heirs; and on
+the fourth side is a very long inscription, said to have been penned by
+Lord Bolingbroke, which concludes thus:&mdash;
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> These are the actions of the Duke of Marlborough,</p>
+ <p> Performed in the compass of a few years,</p>
+ <p> Sufficient to adorn the annals of ages.</p>
+ <p> The admiration of other nations</p>
+ <p> Will be conveyed to the latest posterity,</p>
+ <p> In the histories even of the enemies of Britain.</p>
+ <p> The sense which the British nation had</p>
+ <p> Of his transcendant merit</p>
+ <p> Was expressed</p>
+ <p> In the most solemn, most effectual, most durable manner.</p>
+ <p> The Acts of Parliament inscribed on the pillar</p>
+ <p> Shall stand as long as the British name and language last,</p>
+ <p> Illustrious monuments</p>
+ <p> Of Marlborough's glory and</p>
+ <p> Of Britain's gratitude.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>
+G.W.
+</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+
+<h2>
+ THE SELECTOR AND LITERARY NOTICES OF <i>NEW WORKS</i>
+</h2>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ MEMOIRS OF VIDOCQ.
+</h3>
+
+<center>
+<i>The French Thief-taker</i>
+</center>
+
+
+<p>
+This is as full-charged a portrait of human depravity as the gloomiest
+misanthrope could wish for. But it has much wider claims on public
+attention than the gratification of the misanthropic few who mope in
+corners or stalk up and down leafless and almost solitary walks during
+this hanging and drowning season. Nevertheless, all men are more or less
+misanthropes, or they affect to be so; for only skim off the bile of a
+true critic, or the minds of the hundred thousand who read newspapers,
+and look first for the bankrupts and deaths. Sugar and wormwood and
+wormwood and sugar are the standing dishes, but as we read the other
+day, "there is a certain hankering for the gloomy side of nature, whence
+the trials and convictions of vice become so much more attractive than
+the brightest successes
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page426" name="page426"></a>[pg 426]</span>
+of virtue." People with <i>macadamized minds</i>,
+and their histories (scarce as the originals are) are mere nonentities,
+and food for the trunk-maker; whereas a book of hair-breadth escapes,
+thrilling with horror and romantic narrative will tempt people to sit up
+reading in their beds, till like Rousseau, they are reminded of morning
+by the stone-chatters at their window. To the last class belong the
+<i>Memoirs of Vidocq</i>, an analysis of which would be "utterly impossible,
+so powerful are the descriptions, and so continuous the thread of
+their history." The original work was published a short time since in
+Paris, and republished here; but, we believe the present is the first
+translation that has appeared in England. The newspapers have, from time
+to time, translated a few extracts, when their Old Bailey news was at a
+stand, so that the name of Vidocq must be somewhat familiar to many of
+our readers.<a id="footnotetag11" name="footnotetag11"></a><a href="#footnote11"><sup>11</sup></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Eugene Francois Vidocq is a native of Arras, where his father was
+a baker; and from early associations he fell into courses of excess
+which led to the necessity of his flying from the parental roof. After
+various, rapid, and unexampled events in the romance of real life, in
+which he was everything by turns and nothing long, he was liberated from
+prison, and became the principal and most active agent of police. He was
+made Chief of the Police de Surete under Messrs. Delavau and Franchet,
+and continued in that capacity from the year 1810 till 1827, during
+which period he extirpated the most formidable of those ruffians and
+villains to whom the excesses of the revolution and subsequent events
+had given full scope for the perpetration of the most daring robberies
+and inquitous excesses. Removed from employment, in which he had
+accumulated a handsome independence, he could not determine on leading a
+life of ease, for which his career of perpetual vigilance and adventure
+had unfitted him, and he built a paper manufactory at St. Mandeé, about
+two leagues from Paris, where he employs from forty to fifty persons,
+principally, it is asserted, liberated convicts, who having passed
+through the term of their sentence, are cast upon society without home,
+shelter, or character, and would be compelled to resort to dishonest
+practices did not this asylum offer them its protection and afford them
+opportunity of earning an honest living by industrious labour. One
+additional point of interest in the present volume is, that the author
+is still living.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+[We cannot follow Vidocq through his career of crime, neither would
+it be altogether profitable to our readers; but the <i>links</i> may be
+recapitulated in a few words. He must have been born a thief, and
+perhaps stole the spoon with which he was fed; but the <i>penchant</i>
+runs in the family, for Vidocq and his brother rob the same till of
+a fencing-room, but his brother is first detected, and sent off "in a
+hurry," to a baker at Lille. Of course Vidocq soon gets partners in sin,
+and on the same day that he has been detected by the <i>living</i> evidence
+of two fowls which he had stolen, he sweeps from the dinner table ten
+forks and as many spoons, pawns them for 150 francs, spends the money
+in a few hours, and is imprisoned four days. He is then released;
+one of his pals gives a false alarm to Vidocq's mother, and during her
+temporary absence, Vidocq enters his home with a false key, steals
+2,000 francs from a strong chest, with which he escapes to Ostend,
+(intending to embark for America,) where he is decoyed by a <i>soi-disant</i>
+ship-broker, and loses all his ill-gotten wealth. He then resolves to
+betroth the sea, though not after the Venetian fashion, by giving her
+a dowry; the "sound of a trumpet" disturbs his attention, as it would
+of any other hero. But this proves to be the note of Paillasse, a
+merry-andrew. The "director," as the opera bills would say, was
+Cotte-Comus, belonging to a troop of rope-dancers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He next joins a player of Punch, to whose wife he enacts Romeo with
+better grace, and during one of the representations, the married people
+break each others heads, and Vidocq runs off during the affray. He then
+becomes assistant to a quack doctor, and the favoured swain of an
+actress; gets into the Bourbon regiment, where he is nicknamed Reckless,
+and kills two men, and fights fifteen duels in six months. His other
+exploits are as a corporal of grenadiers, of course, a deserter, and
+a prisoner of the revolution. He then marries, but does not reform.
+Of course a wife is but a temporary incumbrance to a man of Vidocq's
+dexterity. In chapter iii, we find him at Brussels, where he joins a set
+of nefarious gamblers at the <i>Cafes</i>, and has a most romantic adventure
+with a woman named Rosine. But we can follow him no further, except to
+add that his other comrades in Vol. I, are gipsies, smugglers, players,
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page427" name="page427"></a>[pg 427]</span>
+galley-slaves, drovers, Dutch sailors, and highwaymen.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We must, therefore, confine ourselves to a few detached extracts from
+the most interesting portion of the volume. At Lille, Vidocq meets with
+a <i>chere amie</i>, Francine; he suspects her fidelity, thrashes his rival,
+gets imprisoned, and is betrayed as an accomplice in a forgery. His
+"reflections" during his imprisonment in St. Peter's Tower, bring on
+a severe illness.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I was scarcely convalescent, when, unable to support the state of
+incertitude in which I found my affairs, I resolved on escaping, and
+to escape by the door, although that may appear a difficult step. Some
+particular observations made me choose this method in preference to any
+other. The wicket-keeper at St. Peter's Tower was a galley-slave from
+the Bagne (place of confinement) at Brest, sentenced for life. In
+a word, I relied on passing by him under the disguise of a superior
+officer, charged with visiting St. Peter's Tower, which was used as
+a military prison, twice a week.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Francine, whom I saw daily, got me the requisite clothing, which she
+brought me in her muff. I immediately tried them on, and they suited me
+exactly. Some of the prisoners who saw me thus attired assured me that
+it was impossible to detect me. I was the same height as the officer
+whose character I was about to assume, and I made myself appear
+twenty-five years of age. At the end of a few days, he made his usual
+round, and whilst one of my friends occupied his attention, under
+pretext of examining his food, I disguised myself hastily, and presented
+myself at the door, which the gaolkeeper, taking off his cap, opened,
+and I went out into the street. I ran to a friend of Francine's, as
+agreed on in case I should succeed, and she soon joined me there.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I was there perfectly safe, if I could resolve on keeping concealed; but
+how could I submit to a slavery almost as severe as that of St. Peter's
+Tower. As for three months I had been enclosed within four walls, I was
+now desirous to exercise the activity so long repressed. I announced my
+intention of going out; and, as with me an inflexible determination was
+always the auxiliary of the most capricious fancy, I did go. My first
+excursion was safely performed, but the next morning, as I was crossing
+the Rue Ecremoise, a sergeant named Louis, who had seen me during my
+imprisonment, met me, and asked if I was free. He was a severe practical
+man, and by a motion of his hand could summon twenty persons. I said
+that I would follow him; and begging him to allow me to bid adieu to my
+mistress, who was in a house of Rue de l'Hôpital, he consented, and we
+really met Francine, who was much surprised to see me in such company;
+and when I told her that having reflected, that my escape might injure
+me in the estimation of my judges, I had decided on returning to St.
+Peter's Tower, to wait the result of the process.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Francine did not at first comprehend why I had expended three hundred
+francs, to return at the end of four months to prison. A sign put her
+on her guard, and I found an opportunity of desiring her to put some
+cinders in my pocket whilst Louis and I took a glass of rum, and then
+set out for the prison. Having reached a deserted street, I blinded my
+guide with a handful of cinders, and regained my asylum with all speed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Louis having made his declaration, the gendarmes and police-officers
+were on the full cry after me; and there was one Jacquard amongst them
+who undertook to secure me if I were in the city. I was not unacquainted
+with these particulars, and instead of being more circumspect in my
+behaviour, I affected a ridiculous bravado. It might have been said
+that I ought to have had a portion of the premium promised for my
+apprehension. I was certainly hotly pursued, as may be judged from
+the following incident:&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jacquard learnt one day that I was going to dine in Rue Notre-Dame. He
+immediately went with four assistants, whom he left on the ground-floor,
+and ascended the staircase to the room where I was about to sit down to
+table with two females. A recruiting sergeant, who was to have made the
+fourth, had not yet arrived. I recognised Jacquard, who never having
+seen me, had not the same advantage, and besides my disguise would have
+bid defiance to any description of my person. Without being at all
+uneasy, I approached, and with a most natural tone I begged him to pass
+into a closet, the glass door of which looked on the banquetroom. "It
+is Vidocq whom you are looking for," said I; "if you will wait for ten
+minutes you will see him. There is his cover, he cannot be long. When he
+enters, I will make you a sign; but if you are alone, I doubt if you can
+seize him, as he is armed, and resolved to defend himself."&mdash;"I have my
+gendarmes on the staircase," answered he, "and if he escapes&mdash;"&mdash;"Take
+care how you place them then," said I with affected haste. "If Vidocq
+should see them he would mistrust some plot, and then farewell to the
+bird."&mdash;"But where shall I place them?"&mdash;"Oh, why in this closet&mdash;mind,
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page428" name="page428"></a>[pg 428]</span>
+no noise, that would spoil all; and I have more desire than yourself
+that he should not suspect anything." My commissary was now shut up in
+four walls with his agents. The door, which was very strong, closed
+with a double lock. Then, certain of time for escape, I cried to my
+prisoners, "You are looking for Vidocq&mdash;well, it is he who has caged
+you; farewell." And away I went like a dart, leaving the party shouting
+for help, and making desperate efforts to escape from the unlucky
+closet.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Two escapes of the same sort I effected, but at last I was arrested and
+carried back to St. Peter's Tower, where, for greater security, I was
+placed in a dungeon with a man named Calendrin, who was also thus
+punished for two attempts at escape. Calendrin, who had known me during
+my first confinement in the prison, imparted to me a fresh plan of
+escape, which he had devised by means of a hole worked in the wall of
+the dungeon of the galley-slaves, with whom we could communicate. The
+third night of my detention all was managed for our escape, and eight
+of the prisoners who first went out were so fortunate as to avoid being
+detected by the sentinel, who was only a short distance off.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Seven of us still remained, and we drew straws, as is usual in such
+circumstances, to determine which of the seven should first pass. I drew
+the short straw, and undressed myself that I might get with greater ease
+through the hole, which was very narrow, but to the great disappointment
+of all, I stuck fast without the possibility of advancing or receding.
+In vain did my companions endeavour to pull me out by force, I was
+caught as if in a trap, and the pain of my situation was so extreme,
+that not expecting further help from within, I called to the sentry to
+render me assistance. He approached with the precaution of a man who
+fears a surprise, and presenting his bayonet to my breast, forbade me
+to make the slightest movement. At his summons the guard came out, the
+porters ran with torches, and I was dragged from my hole, not without
+leaving behind me a portion of my skin and flesh. Torn and wounded as
+I was, they immediately transferred me to the prison of Petit Hotel,
+when I was put into a dungeon, fettered hand and foot.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Ten days afterwards I was placed amongst the prisoners, through my
+intreaties and promises not to attempt again to escape.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+[Here he meets with a fellow named Bruxellois, <i>the Daring</i>, of whom
+the following anecdote is related:&mdash;]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the moment of entering a farm with six of his comrades, he thrust his
+left hand through an opening in the shutter to lift the latch, but when
+he was drawing it back, he found that his wrist had been caught in a
+slip knot. Awakened by the noise, the inhabitants of the farm had laid
+this snare, although too weak to go out against a band of robbers which
+report had magnified as to numbers. But the attempt being thus defeated,
+day was fast approaching, and Bruxellois saw his dismayed comrades
+looking at each other with doubt, when the idea occurred to him that to
+avoid discovery they would knock out his brains. With his right hand he
+drew out his clasp knife with a sharp point, which he always had about
+him, and cutting off his wrist at the joint, fled with his comrades
+without being stopped by the excessive pain of his horrid wound.
+This remarkable deed, which has been attributed to a thousand
+different spots, really occurred in the vicinity of Lille, and is well
+authenticated in the northern districts, where many persons yet remember
+to have seen the hero of this tale, who was thence called Manchot,
+(or one-armed,) executed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+[Vidocq at length escapes, quits Lille, and flies to Ostend, where he
+joins a crew of smugglers.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was with real repugnance that I went to the house of a man named
+Peters, to whom I was directed, as one deeply engaged in the pursuit,
+and able to introduce me to it. A sea-gull nailed on his door with
+extended wings, like the owls and weasels that we see on barns, guided
+me. I found the worthy in a sort of cellar, which by the ropes, sails,
+oars, hammocks, and barrels which filled it, might have been taken
+for a naval depot. From the midst of a thick atmosphere of smoke which
+surrounded him, he viewed me at first with a contempt which had not
+a good appearance, and my conjectures were soon realized, for I had
+scarcely offered my services than he fell upon me with a shower of
+blows. I could certainly have resisted him effectually, but astonishment
+had in a measure deprived me of the power of defence; and I saw besides,
+in the court-yard, half-a-dozen sailors and an enormous Newfoundland
+dog, which would have been powerful odds. Turned into the street, I
+endeavoured to account for this singular reception, when it occurred to
+me that Peters had mistaken me for a spy, and treated me accordingly.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This idea determined me on returning to a dealer in hollands, who
+had told me of him, and he, laughing at the results of my visit,
+gave me a pass-word that would procure me free access to Peters.&mdash;[He
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page429" name="page429"></a>[pg 429]</span>
+succeeds.]&mdash;I slept at Peters's house with a dozen or fifteen smugglers,
+Dutch, Danish, Swedish, Portuguese, and Russian; there were no
+Englishmen, and only two Frenchmen. The day after my installation, as
+we were all getting into our hammocks, or flock beds, Peters entered
+suddenly into our chamber, which was only a cellar contiguous to his
+own, and so filled with barrels and kegs, that we could scarcely find
+room to sling our hammocks. Peters had put off his usual attire, which
+was that of ship-caulker, or sail-maker, and had on a hairy cap, and a
+long red shirt, closed at the breast with a silver pin, fire-arms in his
+belt, and a pair of thick large, fisherman's boots, which reach the top
+of the thigh, or may be folded down beneath the knee.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"A-hoy! a-hoy!" cried he, at the door, striking the ground with the butt
+end of his carbine! "down with the hammocks, down with the hammocks! We
+will sleep some other day. The Squirrel has made signals for a landing
+this evening, and we must see what she has in her, muslin or tobacco.
+Come, come, turn out, my sea-boys."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In a twinkling every body was ready. They opened an arm-chest, and every
+man took out a carbine or blunderbuss, a brace of pistols, and a cutlass
+or boarding pike, and we set out, after having drunk so many glasses of
+brandy and arrack that the bottles were empty. At this time there were
+not more than twenty of us, but we were joined or met, at one place or
+another, by so many individuals, that on reaching the sea side we were
+forty-seven in number, exclusive of two females and some countrymen from
+the adjacent villages, who brought hired horses, which they concealed in
+a hollow behind some rocks.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was night, and the wind was shifting, whilst the sea dashed with so
+much force, that I did not understand how any vessels could approach
+without being cast on shore. What confirmed this idea was, that by the
+starlight I saw a small boat rowing backwards and forwards, as if it
+feared to land. They told me afterwards that this was only a manoeuvre
+to ascertain if all was ready for the unloading, and no danger to be
+apprehended. Peters now lighted a reflecting lantern, which one of the
+men had brought, and immediately extinguished it; the Squirrel raised
+a lantern at her mizen, which only shone for a moment, and then
+disappeared like a glow-worm on a summer's night. We then saw it
+approach, and anchor about a gun-shot off from the spot where we were.
+Our troop then divided into three companies, two of which were placed
+five hundred paces in front, to resist the revenue officers if they
+should present themselves. The men of these companies were then placed
+at intervals along the ground, having at the left arm a packthread which
+ran from one to the other: in case of alarm, it was announced by a
+slight pull, and each being ordered to answer this signal by firing his
+gun, a line of firing was thus kept up, which perplexed the revenue
+officers. The third company, of which I was one, remained by the
+sea-side, to cover the landing and the transport of the cargo.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All being thus arranged, the Newfoundland dog already mentioned, and
+who was with us, dashed at a word into the midst of the waves, and
+swam powerfully in the direction of the Squirrel, and in an instant
+afterwards returned with the end of a rope in his mouth. Peters
+instantly seized it, and began to draw it towards him, making us signs
+to assist him, which I obeyed mechanically. After a few tugs, I saw that
+at the end of the cable were a dozen small casks, which floated towards
+us. I then perceived that the vessel thus contrived to keep sufficiently
+far from the shore, not to run a risk of being stranded. In an instant
+the casks, smeared over with something that made them waterproof, were
+unfastened and placed on horses, which immediately dashed off for the
+interior of the country. A second cargo arrived with the same success;
+but as we were landing the third, some reports of fire-arms announced
+that our outposts were attacked. "There is the beginning of the ball,"
+said Peters, calmly; "I must go and see who will dance;" and taking up
+his carbine, he joined the outposts, which had by this time joined each
+other. The firing became rapid, and we had two men killed, and others
+slightly wounded. At the fire of the revenue officers, we soon found
+that they exceeded us in number; but alarmed, and fearing an ambuscade,
+they dared not to approach, and we effected our retreat without any
+attempt on their part to prevent it. From the beginning of the fight
+the Squirrel had weighed anchor and stood out to sea, for fear that the
+noise of the firing should bring down on her the government cruiser.
+I was told that most probably she would unload her cargo in some other
+part of the coast, where the owners had numerous agents.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+[Vidocq returns to Lille, where he is taken by two gendarmes, and
+concerts the following stratagem for escape:&mdash;]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This escape, however, was not so very easy a matter as may be surmised,
+when I say that our dungeons, seven feet square, had walls six feet
+thick, strengthened
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page430" name="page430"></a>[pg 430]</span>
+with planking crossed and rivetted with iron; a
+window, two feet by one, closed with three iron gratings placed one
+after the other, and the door cased with wrought iron. With such
+precautions, a jailor might depend on the safe keeping of his charge,
+but yet we overcame it all.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I was in a cell on the second floor with Duhamel. For six francs, a
+prisoner, who was also a turnkey, procured us two files, a ripping
+chisel, and two turnscrews. We had pewter spoons, and our jailor was
+probably ignorant of the use which prisoners could make of them. I knew
+the dungeon key; it was the counterpart of all the others on the same
+story; and I cut a model of it from a large carrot; then I made a mould
+with crumb of bread and potatoes. We wanted fire, and we procured it by
+making a lamp with a piece of fat and the rags of a cotton cap. The key
+was at last made of pewter, but it was not yet perfect; and it was only
+after many trials and various alterations that it fitted at last. Thus
+masters of the doors, we were compelled to work a hole in the wall, near
+the barns of the town-hall. Sallambier, who was in the dungeons below,
+found a way to cut the hole, by working through the planking.
+</p>
+
+
+<center>
+ THE PRISON OF BICETRE AT PARIS.
+</center>
+
+
+<p>
+The prison of Bicêtre is a neat quadrangular building, enclosing many
+other structures and many courts, which have each a different name;
+there is the grande cour (great court) where the prisoners walk; the
+cour de cuisine (or kitchen court;) the cour des chiens (or dog's
+court;) the cour de correction (or court of punishment;) and the cour
+des fers (or iron court.) In this last is a new building five stories
+high; each story contains forty cells, capable of holding four
+prisoners. On the platform, which supplies the place of a roof, was
+night and day a dog named Dragon, who passed in the prison for the most
+watchful and incorruptible of his kind; but some prisoners managed at a
+subsequent period to corrupt him through the medium of a roasted leg of
+mutton, which he had the culpable weakness to accept. The Amphytrions
+escaped whilst Dragon was swallowing the mutton; he was beaten and taken
+into the cour des chiens, where, chained up and deprived of the free air
+which he breathed on the platform, he was inconsolable for his fault,
+and perished piecemeal, a victim of remorse at his weakness in yielding
+to a moment of gluttony and error.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Near the erection I speak of is the old building, nearly arranged in
+the same way, and under which were dungeons of safety, in which were
+enclosed the troublesome and condemned prisoners. It was in one of these
+dungeons that for forty-three years lived the accomplice of Cartouche,
+who betrayed him to procure this commutation! To obtain a moment's
+sunshine, he frequently counterfeited death so well, that when he had
+actually breathed his last sigh, two days passed before they took
+off his iron collar. A third part of the building, called La Force,
+comprised various rooms, in which the prisoners were placed who arrived
+from the provinces, and were destined to the chain.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At this period, the prison of Bicêtre, which is only strong from the
+strict guard kept up there, could contain twelve hundred prisoners; but
+they were piled on each other, and the conduct of the jailors in no way
+assuaged the inconvenience of the place.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If any man arrived from the country well clad, who, condemned for a
+first offence, was not as yet initiated into the customs and usages of
+prisons, in a twinkling he was stripped of his clothes, which were sold
+in his presence to the highest bidder. If he had jewels or money, they
+were alike confiscated to the profit of the society, and if he were too
+long in taking out his ear-rings, they snatched them out without the
+sufferer daring to complain. He was previously warned, that if he spoke
+of it, they would hang him in the night to the bars of his cell, and
+afterwards say that he had committed suicide. If a prisoner, out of
+precaution, when going to sleep, placed his clothes under his head, they
+waited until he was in his first sleep, and then they tied to his foot a
+stone, which they balanced at the side of his bed; at the least motion
+the stone fell, and aroused by the noise, the sleeper jumped up, and
+before he could discover what had occurred, his packet hoisted by a
+cord, went through the iron bars to the floor above. I have seen, in
+the depth of winter, these poor devils, having been deprived of their
+property in this way, remain in the court in their shirts until some one
+threw them some rags to cover their nakedness. As long as they remained
+at Bicêtre, by burying themselves, as we may say, in their straw, they
+could defy the rigour of the weather; but at the departure of the chain,
+when they had no other covering than the frock and trousers made of
+packing cloth, they often sunk exhausted and frozen before they reached
+the first resting place.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+[As we have said, the present is but a fourth portion of Vidocq's
+exploits; and if the remaining three are of equal interest,
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page431" name="page431"></a>[pg 431]</span>
+the work
+will be one of the most extraordinary of our times. We scarcely remember
+a counterpart, although the Memoirs of James Hardy Vaux are of the same
+stamp. The fate of the latter work was curious enough. The manuscript
+was sent by the author from New South Wales, whither he had been
+transported. It was printed in two small volumes, and published by an
+eminent west-end bookseller, who, for some unexplained motive withdrew
+the edition, which is, we believe, now in the printer's warehouse. The
+Editor of the "Autobiography" has, however, reprinted Vaux's memoirs in
+his series; their style is very superior to that of Vidocq's, (which is
+a translation) and as scores of worse books are printed annually, we
+rejoice at their rescue from oblivion.]
+</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+
+<h2>
+ THE ANECDOTE GALLERY.
+</h2>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ WHITFIELD.
+</h3>
+
+
+<p>
+Remarkable instances are related of the manner in which Whitfield
+impressed his hearers. A man at Exeter stood with stones in his
+pocket, and one in his hand, ready to throw at him; but he dropped
+it before the sermon was far advanced, and going up to him after
+the preaching was over, he said, "Sir, I came to hear you with an
+intention to break your head; but God, through your ministry, has
+given me a broken heart." A ship-builder was once asked what he
+thought of him. "Think!" he replied, "I tell you, sir, every Sunday
+that I go to my parish church, I can build a ship from stem to stern
+under the sermon; but, were it to save my soul, under Mr. Whitfield I
+could not lay a single plank." Hume pronounced him the most ingenious
+preacher he had ever heard; and said, it was worth while to go twenty
+miles to hear him. But, perhaps, the greatest proof of his persuasive
+powers was, when he drew from Franklin's pocket the money which that
+clear, cool reasoner had determined not to give; it was for the
+orphan-house at Savannah. "I did not," says the American philosopher,
+"disapprove of the design; but as Georgia was then destitute of
+materials and workmen, and it was proposed to send them from
+Philadelphia at a great expense, I thought it would have been better
+to have built the house at Philadelphia, and brought the children to
+it. This I advised; but he was resolute in his first project, rejected
+my counsel, and I therefore refused to contribute. I happened, soon
+after, to attend one of his sermons, in the course of which I
+perceived he intended to finish with a collection, and I silently
+resolved he should get nothing from me. I had in my pocket a handful
+of copper money, three or four silver dollars, and five pistoles in
+gold. As he proceeded I began to soften, and concluded to give the
+copper; another stroke of his oratory made me ashamed of that, and
+determined me to give the silver; and he finished so admirably, that
+I emptied my pocket wholly into the collector's dish, gold and all.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"At this sermon," continues Franklin, "there was also one of our club,
+who, being of my sentiments respecting the building in Georgia, and
+suspecting a collection might be intended, had, by precaution, emptied
+his pockets before he came from home; towards the conclusion of the
+discourse, however, he felt a strong inclination to give, and applied to
+a neighbour who stood near him, to lend him some money for the purpose.
+The request was fortunately made to perhaps the only man in the company
+who had the firmness not to be affected by the preacher. His answer was,
+'At any other time, friend Hopkinson, I would lend to thee freely; but
+not now, for thee seems to me to be out of thy right senses.'"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One of his flights of oratory, not in the best taste, is related on
+Hume's authority. "After a solemn pause, Mr. Whitfield thus addresses
+his audience:&mdash;'The attendant angel is just about to leave the
+threshold, and ascend to heaven; and shall he ascend and not bear with
+him the news of one sinner, among all the multitude, reclaimed from the
+error of his ways!' To give the greater effect to this exclamation, he
+stamped with his foot, lifted up his hands and eyes to heaven, and cried
+aloud, 'Stop, Gabriel! stop, Gabriel! stop, ere you enter the sacred
+portals, and yet carry with you the news of one sinner converted to
+God!'" Hume said this address was accompanied with such animated, yet
+natural action, that it surpassed any thing he ever saw or heard in any
+other preacher.&mdash;<i>Southey</i>.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ SIR RICHARD JEBB.
+</h3>
+
+
+<p>
+Was very rough and harsh in manner. He said to a patient, to whom
+he had been very rude, "<i>Sir, it is my way</i>."&mdash;"Then," replied the
+patient, pointing to the door, "I beg you will make <i>that your way</i>."
+Sir Richard was not very nice in his mode of expression, and would
+frequently astonish a patient with a volley of oaths. Nothing used to
+make him swear more than the eternal question, "What may I eat? Pray,
+Sir Richard, may I eat a muffin?"&mdash;"Yes, Madam, the <i>best thing</i> you
+can take."&mdash;"O dear! I am glad of that. But, Sir Richard,
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page432" name="page432"></a>[pg 432]</span>
+you told me
+the other day that it was the <i>worst</i> thing I could eat!"&mdash;"What
+would be proper for me to eat to-day?" says another lady.&mdash;"Boiled
+turnips."&mdash;"Boiled turnips! you forget, Sir Richard, I told you I
+could not bear boiled turnips."&mdash;"Then, Madam, you must have
+a&mdash;vitiated appetite."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sir Richard, being called to see a patient who fancied himself very
+ill, told him ingenuously what he thought, and declined prescribing,
+thinking it unnecessary. "Now you are here," said the patient, "I
+shall be obliged to you, Sir Richard, if you will tell me how I must
+live, what I may eat, and what not."&mdash;"My directions as to that
+point," replied Sir Richard, "will be few and simple. You must not eat
+the poker, shovel, or tongs, for they are hard of digestion; nor the
+bellows, because they are windy; but any thing else you please!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He was first cousin to Dr. John Jebb, who had been a dissenting
+minister, well known for his political opinions and writings. His
+Majesty George III. used sometimes to talk to Sir Richard concerning
+his cousin; and once, more particularly, spoke of his restless,
+reforming spirit in the church, in the university, physic, &amp;c. "And
+please your Majesty," replied Sir Richard, "if my cousin were in
+heaven he would be a reformer!"&mdash;<i>Wadd's Memoirs.</i>
+</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+
+<h2>
+ THE GATHERER.
+</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."</p>
+<p>SHAKESPEARE.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ GOOD BYE.
+</h3>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> When from the friend we dearly love</p>
+<p class="i2"> Fate tells us we must part,</p>
+ <p> By speech we can but feebly prove</p>
+<p class="i2"> The anguish of the heart.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> And no soft words, howe'er sincere,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Can half so much imply,</p>
+ <p> As that suppress'd, though trembling tear,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Which drowns the word&mdash;Good bye.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>
+<i>Warwick.</i> W.S.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<p>
+A keen shopkeeper, having in his service a couple of shopmen, who
+in point of intellect, were the very reverse of their master, a wag
+who frequented the shop, for some time puzzled the neighbourhood by
+designating it a "<i>music-shop</i>," although the proprietor dealt as
+much in <i>music</i> as in <i>millstones</i>. However, being pressed for an
+explanation, he said that the <i>scale</i> was conducted by a <i>sharp</i>, a
+<i>flat</i> and a <i>natural</i>; and if these did not constitute "music," he
+did not know what did.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ISSACCAR.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ IMMORTALITY.
+</h3>
+
+
+<p>
+Napoleon being in the gallery of the Louvre one day, attended by Baron
+Denon, turned round suddenly from a fine picture, which he had viewed
+for some time in silence, and said to him, "That is a noble picture,
+Denon."&mdash;"Immortal," was Denon's reply. "How long," inquired Napoleon,
+"will this picture last?" Denon answered, that, "with care and in a
+proper situation, it might last, perhaps, five hundred years."&mdash;"And
+how long," said Napoleon, "will a statue last?"&mdash;"Perhaps," replied
+Denon, "five thousand years."&mdash;"And this," returned Napoleon, sharply,
+"this you call immortality!"
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ LINES TO A LADY, ON HER REFUSING HER CARD.
+</h3>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Let heroes, anxious for their future fame,</p>
+ <p> Obtain of Fortune what they want&mdash;a name;</p>
+ <p> The <i>future</i> theirs, the present hour be mine&mdash;</p>
+ <p> The only name I ask of fate&mdash;is thine;</p>
+ <p> Yet happier still had fate decreed to me</p>
+ <p> The favour'd lot, to give my name to thee.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>
+T.B.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<p>
+A dull barrister, once obtained the nickname <i>Necessity</i>&mdash;because
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+<b>Footnote 1</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag1">(return)</a>
+<p>Cavendish's Life of Wolsey, p. 1. edit. 1641. Most of his
+biographers affirm that he was the son of a butcher.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote2" name="footnote2"></a>
+<b>Footnote 2</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag2">(return)</a>
+<p>"Northern Tour." The same author observes, that "the death of
+ Wolsey would make a fine moral picture, if the hand of any master
+ could give the pallid features of the dying statesman, that
+ chagrin, that remorse, those pangs of anguish, which, in the last
+ bitter moments of his life, possessed him. The point might be
+ taken when the monks are administering the comforts of religion,
+ which the despairing prelate cannot feel. The subject requires a
+ gloomy apartment, which a ray through a Gothic window might just
+ enlighten, throwing its force chiefly on the principal figure,
+ and dying away on the rest. The appendages of the piece need only
+ be few and simple; little more than the crozier and red hat to
+ mark the cardinal and tell the story."</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote3" name="footnote3"></a>
+<b>Footnote 3</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag3">(return)</a>
+<p>Stow's "Annals," p. 557, edit. 1615.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote4" name="footnote4"></a>
+<b>Footnote 4</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag4">(return)</a>
+<p>Shakspeare introduces this memorable saying of the cardinal into
+his play of "Henry the Eighth:"&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p> &mdash;"O Cromwell, Cromwell,</p>
+<p> Had I but serv'd my God with half the zeal</p>
+<p> I serv'd my king, he would not in mine age</p>
+<p> Have left me naked to mine enemies."</p>
+</div></div>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote5" name="footnote5"></a>
+<b>Footnote 5</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag5">(return)</a>
+<p>Stow's "Annals."</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote6" name="footnote6"></a>
+<b>Footnote 6</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag6">(return)</a>
+<p>Holinshed's "Chronicle," vol. iii. p. 765, edit. 1808.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote7" name="footnote7"></a>
+<b>Footnote 7</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag7">(return)</a>
+<p>"Collectanea," vol i. p. 70.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote8" name="footnote8"></a>
+<b>Footnote 8</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag8">(return)</a>
+<p>Tanner.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote9" name="footnote9"></a>
+<b>Footnote 9</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag9">(return)</a>
+<p>For the particulars of which, see Knolle's "history of the Turks."</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote10" name="footnote10"></a>
+<b>Footnote 10</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag10">(return)</a>
+<p>Azrael, in the Mahometan creed, the angel of death.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote11" name="footnote11"></a>
+<b>Footnote 11</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag11">(return)</a>
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+Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction.
+ Volume XII, No. 347, Saturday, December 20, 1828.
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+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+VOL. XII, NO. 347.] SATURDAY, DECEMBER 20, 1828. [PRICE 2d.
+
+
+
+EUROPEAN CITIES.--NAPLES.
+
+
+[Illustration: European Cities.--Naples.]
+
+
+In our last volume we commenced the design of illustrating the
+principal _Cities of Europe_, by a series of picturesque views--one of
+which is represented in the above engraving. Our miscellaneous duties
+in identifying the pages of the MIRROR with subjects of contemporary
+interest, and anxiety to bring them on our little _tapis_--(qy.
+Twopence?)--will best account for the interval which has elapsed since
+the commencement of our design--with a View of London; but were all
+travellers as tardy, the Grand Tour of Europe would occupy many years,
+and leave fashion-mongers but little more than rouge, wrinkles, and
+_bon-bons_ to delight their friends at home.
+
+The proximity of Naples to Rome may, perhaps, impair the interest of
+the former city, especially as it presents nothing in architecture,
+sculpture, or painting that can vie with the Imperial Mistress.
+Nevertheless, Naples is one of the most beautiful and most delightful
+cities on the habitable globe. Nothing can possibly be imagined more
+unique than its _coup-d'oeil_, on whatever side the city is viewed.
+
+Naples is situated towards the south and east on the declivity of a
+long range of hills, and encircling a gulf of 16 miles in breadth,
+and as many in length, which forms a basin, called Crater by the
+Neapolitans. The city appears to crown this superb basin. One part
+rises towards the west in the form of an amphitheatre, on the hills
+of Pausilippo, St. Ermo, and Antiguano; the other extends towards the
+east, over a more level territory, in which villas follow each other
+in rapid succession, from the Magdalen Bridge to Portici, where the
+king's palace is situated, and beyond that to Mount Vesuvius. The
+Neapolitans have a saying, _Vedi Napoli e po mari_, intimating that
+when Naples has been seen, every thing has been seen; and its
+congregated charms of situation, climate, and fertility almost warrant
+this patriotic ebullition.
+
+"On the northern side, Naples is surrounded by hills, which (says
+_Vasi_, in his '_Picture_,') form a kind of crown round the _Terra di
+Lavoro_, the Land of Labour." This consists of a district, in the
+language of ancient Rome,
+
+
+ ------Lecos laeros, et amoena vireta
+ Fortunatorum nemorum, sedesque beatas--
+
+
+and fertilized by a river, called Sebeto, which descends from the hills
+on the side of Nola, and falls into the sea after having passed under
+Magdalen Bridge, towards the eastern part of Naples.
+
+The ancient history of Naples is involved in much obscurity. According
+to some, says _Vasi_, Falerna, one of the Argonauts, founded it about
+1,300 years before the Christian era; according to others, Parthenope,
+one of the Syrens, celebrated by Homer in his "Odyssey," being
+shipwrecked on this coast, landed here, and built a town, to which she
+gave her name; others attribute its foundation to Hercules, some to
+Eneas, and others to Ulysses. These are mere freaks of fiction and
+fable; and it is more probable that Naples was founded by some Greek
+colonies; this may be inferred from its own name, _Neapolis_, and from
+the name of another town contiguous to it, _Paleopolis._ Strabo speaks
+of these Greek colonies, whence the city derives its origin.
+
+The city of Naples was formerly surrounded by very high walls, about 22
+miles in circumference; but on its enlargement, neither walls nor gates
+were erected. It may be, however, defended by three strong castles.
+
+Naples is divided into twelve quarters, or departments, and contains
+about 450,000 inhabitants. It is consequently the most populous city
+in Europe, except London and Paris. The streets are neither broad nor
+regular, and are paved with broad slabs of hard stone, resembling the
+lava of Vesuvius. The houses are, for the most part, uniformly built,
+being about five or six stories high, with balconies and flat roofs,
+in the form of terraces, which are used as a promenade. The churches,
+palaces, and public buildings are magnificent; but they suffer in
+comparison with the other architectural wealth of Italy. Vasi states
+there are about 300 churches; and among the other public buildings he
+mentions 37 conservatories, established for the benefit of poor
+children, and old people, both men and women.
+
+The environs of Naples possess many attractions for the classic tourist,
+as well as for the strange flies of fashion. Among these is Virgil's
+Tomb, which is, indeed, holy ground. The temples, aqueducts, and arches
+of olden time are likewise stupendous records of the sumptuousness of
+the ancient people of this interesting district; and, apart from these
+attractions, the contemplative philosopher may read in the volcanic
+remains, and other phenomena on its shores, many inspiring lessons in
+the broad volume of Nature; as well as amid the neighbouring relics of
+Art, where
+
+
+ Man marks the earth with ruin.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+LEICESTER ABBEY.--DEATH OF CARDINAL WOLSEY.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+Few periods of English history are more pregnant with events, or more
+interesting to the antiquary, and general reader, than that which
+comprised the fortunes of Wolsey. The eventful life of the Cardinal,
+checkered as it was by the vicissitudes of fortune, his sudden
+elevation, and finally his more sudden fall and death, display an
+appalling picture of "the instability of human affairs." This prelate
+and statesman, who even aspired to the Papal throne itself, "was an
+honest poore man's sonne in the towne of Ipswiche,"[1] who having
+received a good education, and being endowed with great capacity, soon
+rose to fill the highest offices of the church and state; in 1515 he
+was created Lord High Chancellor, and in three years afterwards was
+appointed legate _à latere_ by the Pope, having previously received
+a Cardinal's cap.
+
+Leicester Abbey was rendered famous as being the last residence of the
+unhappy Wolsey; "within its walls," says Gilpin, "was once exhibited a
+scene more humiliating to human ambition, and more instructive to human
+grandeur than almost any which history hath produced. Here the fallen
+pride of Wolsey retreated from the insults of the world, all his visions
+of ambition were now gone; his pomp and pageantry and crowded levees! On
+this spot he told the listening monks, the sole attendants of his dying
+hour, as they stood around his pallet, that he was come to lay his bones
+among them, and gave a pathetic testimony to the truth and joys of
+religion, which preaches beyond a thousand lectures."[2]
+
+On his road to London, whither he had been summoned, from his castle of
+_Cawood_, by Henry, to take his trial for high treason, he was seized
+with a disorder, which so much increased as to oblige his resting at
+Leicester, where he was met at the Abbey gate by the Abbot and his whole
+convent. The first ejaculation of Wolsey, on meeting these holy persons,
+plainly shows that he was fully aware of his approaching end: "Father
+Abbot," said he, "I am come hither to lay my bones among you;"[3] and it
+was with great difficulty that they could get him up the stairs, which
+it was fated he was never again to descend alive. A short time previous
+to his death, he thus addressed the Constable of the Tower, who was
+appointed to convey him to the metropolis:--"Well, well, Master
+Kingstone, I see the matter how it is framed; but if I had serued God as
+diligentlie as I haue done the king, he would not haue giuen me ouer in
+my gray haires;[4] but this is the iust reward that I must receiue for
+the diligent paines and study yt I haue had to doe him seruice, not
+regarding my seruice to God, but onely to satisfie his pleasure; I praie
+you haue me most humblie commended vnto his royal maiestie, and beseech
+him in my behalfe to call to his princelie remembrance, all matters
+proceeding between him and mee, from the beginning of the worlde, and
+the progress of the same, and most especialle in his weightie matter,
+and then shall his grace's conscience know whether I haue oflended him
+or no."[5]
+
+Thus sunk into the grave a man, who was a victim to tyranny, but
+to a tyranny which he had himself formed; that he was a person far
+enlightened beyond the period in which he lived no one can presume
+to doubt. He tended greatly to promote the arts and learning of his
+country. His personal character displayed as great a variety of opposite
+qualities, as the fortunes to which he had been exposed; his magnanimity
+was oftentimes clouded by the greatest meanness, and with an urbanity of
+manners, he combined an intolerable degree of pride and arrogance; he
+was frank and generous, but his overwhelming ambition greatly tended to
+obscure these nobler qualities of his mind, and as he rose, he became
+haughty and overbearing. His character has been obscured by the envy and
+partiality of his contemporaries, who have generally endeavoured to load
+his memory with reproaches. "This Cardinall," says Holinshed, "was
+of great stomach, for he compted himselfe equall with princes, and by
+craftie suggestion got into his hands innumerable treasure; he forced
+little on simonie, and was not pittiful, and stood affectionate in his
+owne opinion; in open presence he would lie and saie vntruth, and was
+double both in speech and meaning; he would promise much and performe
+little; he was vicious of his bodie, and gaue the clergy euill example;
+he hated sore the Citie of London and feared it. It was told him that
+he should die in the waie toward London, wherefore he feared lest the
+commons of the citie would arise in riotous maner and so slaie him, yet
+for all that he died in the waie toward London, carrieng more with him
+out of the worlde than he brought into it, namellie, a winding sheete,
+besides other necessaries thought meet for a dead man, as a Christian
+comelinesse required."[6]
+
+The remains of the Cardinal were interred in the Abbey Church at
+Leicester, after having been viewed by the Mayor and Corporation,
+(for the prevention of false rumours,) and were attended to the grave
+by the Abbot and all the brethren. This last ceremony was performed by
+torchlight, the canons singing dirges, and offering orisons, at between
+four and five o'clock of the morning, on St. Andrew's Day, November the
+30th, 1530.
+
+Leicester Abbey was founded (according to Leland) [7] in the year 1143,
+in the reign of King Stephen, by Robert Bossue, Earl of Leicester, for
+black canons of the order of St. Augustine, and was dedicated to the
+Virgin Mary. It is situated in a pleasant meadow, to the north of the
+town, watered by the river Soar, whence it acquired the name of _St.
+Mary de Pratis_, or _de la Pré_. This monastery was richly endowed
+with lands in thirty-six of the neighbouring parishes, besides various
+possessions in other counties, and enjoyed considerable privileges and
+immunities. Bossue, with the consent of Lady Amicia, his wife, became
+a canon regular in his own foundation, in expiation of his rebellious
+conduct towards his sovereign, and particularly for the injuries which
+he had thereby brought upon the "goodly towne of Leycestre." At the
+dissolution of the monasteries by Henry VIII. the revenues of this house
+were valued according to _Speed_ at £1062. 0s. 4d., _Dugdale_ says £951.
+14s. 5d.; and its site was granted in the 4th of Edward VI. to William,
+Marquess of Northampton.[8]
+
+ [1] Cavendish's Life of Wolsey, p. 1. edit. 1641. Most of his
+ biographers affirm that he was the son of a butcher.
+
+ [2] "Northern Tour." The same author observes, that "the death of
+ Wolsey would make a fine moral picture, if the hand of any master
+ could give the pallid features of the dying statesman, that
+ chagrin, that remorse, those pangs of anguish, which, in the last
+ bitter moments of his life, possessed him. The point might be
+ taken when the monks are administering the comforts of religion,
+ which the despairing prelate cannot feel. The subject requires a
+ gloomy apartment, which a ray through a Gothic window might just
+ enlighten, throwing its force chiefly on the principal figure,
+ and dying away on the rest. The appendages of the piece need only
+ be few and simple; little more than the crozier and red hat to
+ mark the cardinal and tell the story."
+
+ [3] Stow's "Annals," p. 557, edit. 1615.
+
+ [4] Shakspeare introduces this memorable saying of the cardinal into
+ his play of "Henry the Eighth:"--
+
+ --"O Cromwell, Cromwell,
+ Had I but serv'd my God with half the zeal
+ I serv'd my king, he would not in mine age
+ Have left me naked to mine enemies."
+
+ [5] Stow's "Annals."
+
+ [6] Holinshed's "Chronicle," vol. iii. p. 765, edit. 1808.
+
+ [7] "Collectanea," vol i. p. 70.
+
+ [8] Tanner.
+
+
+S.I.B.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ANCIENT OATHS.
+
+(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.)
+
+
+It will be recollected, that in a former volume I gave you the form of
+the oath taken by the appellee in the ancient manner of trial by battle.
+The appellee, when appealed of felony, pleads _not guilty_ and throws
+down his glove, and declares he will defend the same by his body; the
+appellant takes up the glove, and replies that he is ready to make good
+the appeal body for body; and thereupon the appellee, taking the book in
+his right hand, makes oath as before mentioned. To which the appellant
+replies, holding the Bible and his antagonist's hand in the same manner
+as the other, "Hear this, O man, whom I hold by the hand, who callest
+thyself _Thomas_ by the name of baptism, that thou art perjured; and
+therefore perjured, because that thou feloniously didst murder my
+father, _William_ by name. So help me God and the Saints, and this I
+will prove against thee by my body, as this court shall award." And then
+the combat proceeds.
+
+There is a striking resemblance between this process and that of the
+court of _Arcopagus,_ at Athens, for murder, where the prisoner and
+prosecutor were both sworn in the most solemn manner--the prosecutor,
+that he was related to the deceased, (for none but near relations were
+permitted to prosecute in that court,) and that the prisoner was the
+cause of his death; the prisoner, that he was innocent of the charge
+against him.
+
+In time I hope to be able to furnish you with other specimens of our
+curious ancient oaths.
+
+W.H.H.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+SONNET.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+ Whose heart is not delighted at the sound
+ Of rural song, of Nature's melody,
+ When hills and dales with harmony rebound,
+ While Echo spreads the pleasing strains around,
+ Awak'ning pure and heartfelt sympathy!
+ Perchance on some rude rock the minstrel stands,
+ While his pleased hearers wait entranced around;
+ Behold him touch the chords with fearless hands,
+ Creating heav'nly joys from earthly sound.
+ How many voices in the chorus rise,
+ And artless notes renew the failing strains;
+ The honest boor his vocal talent tries,
+ Approving love beams from his "fair one's eyes,"
+ While age, in silent joy, forgets its pains.
+
+J.J.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE DEATH OF SALADIN.[9]
+
+ [9] For the particulars of which, see Knolle's "history of the Turks."
+
+(_For the Mirror._)
+
+
+ The angel of death hath too surely prest
+ His fatal sign on the warrior's breast--
+ Quench'd is the light of the eagle-eye,
+ And the nervous limbs rest languidly--
+ The eloquent tongue is silent and still,
+ The deep clear voice again may not chill
+ The hearers' hearts with its own deep thrill.
+
+ Ah, who can gaze on death, nor inward feel
+ A creeping horror through the bosom steal,
+ Like one who stands upon a precipice,
+ And sees below a mangled sacrifice,
+ Feeling that he himself must ere long fall,
+ With none to save him, none to hear his call,
+ Or wrest him from the agonizing thrall?
+
+ And yet it is but sleep we look upon!
+ But in that sleep from which the life is gone
+ Sinks the proud Saladin, Egyptia's lord.
+ His faith's firm champion, and his Prophet's sword;
+ Not e'en the red cross knights withstand his pow'r,
+ But, sorrowing, mark the Moslem's triumph hour,
+ And the pale crescent float from Salem's tow'r.
+
+ As the keen arrow, hurl'd with giant-might,
+ Rends the thin air in its impetuous flight,
+ But being spent on earth innoxious lies,
+ E'en its track vanish'd from the yielding skies--
+ So lies the soldan, stopp'd his bright career,
+ His vanquish'd realms their prostrate heads uprear,
+ And coward kings forget their servile fear.
+
+ Ere yet stern Azrael[10] cut the thread of life,
+ While Death and Nature wag'd unequal strife,
+ Spoke the expiring hero:--"Hither stand,
+ Receive your dying sovereign's last command.
+ When that the spirit from my frame is riven,
+ (Oh, gracious Alla! be my sins forgiven,
+ And bright-eyed Houris waft my soul to heaven,)
+ Then when you bear me to my last retreat,
+ Let not the mourners howl along the street--
+ Let not my soldiers in the train be seen,
+ Nor banners float, nor lance or sabre gleam--
+ Nor yet, to testify a vain regret,
+ O'er my remains let costly shrine be set,
+ Or sculptur'd stone, or gilded minaret;
+ But let a herald go before my bier,
+ Bearing on point of lance the robe I wear.
+ Shouting aloud, 'Behold what now remains
+ Of the proud conqueror of Syria's plains,
+ Who bow'd the Persian, made the Christian feel
+ The deadly sharpness of the Moslem steel;
+ But of his conquests, riches, honours, might,
+ Naught sleeps with him in death's unbroken night,
+ Save this poor robe.'"
+
+ [10] Azrael, in the Mahometan creed, the angel of death.
+
+D.A.H.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+BANQUETTING HOUSE, WHITEHALL.
+
+(_For the Mirror._)
+
+
+This splendid pile which is at present under repair, was erected in the
+time of James I. Whitehall being in a most ruinous state, he determined
+to rebuild it in a very princely manner, and worthy of the residence
+of the monarchs of the British empire. He began with pulling down the
+banquetting rooms built by Elizabeth. That which bears the above name at
+present was begun in 1619, from a design of Inigo Jones, in his purest
+style; and executed by Nicholas Stone, master mason and architect to
+the king; it was finished in two years, and cost £17,000. but is only
+a small part of a vast plan, left unexecuted by reason of the unhappy
+times which succeeded. The ceiling of this noble room cannot be
+sufficiently admired; it was painted by Rubens, who had £3,000. for
+his work. The subject is the Apotheosis of James I. forming nine
+compartments; one of the middle represents our pacific monarch on
+his earthly throne, turning with horror from Mars, and other of the
+discordant deities, and as if it were, giving himself up to the amiable
+goddess he always cultivated, and to her attendants, Commerce, and the
+Fine Arts. This fine performance is painted on canvass, and is in high
+preservation; but a few years ago it underwent a repair by Cipriani, who
+had £2,000. for his trouble. Near the entrance is a bust of the royal
+founder.
+
+Little did James think (says Pennant) that he was erecting a pile from
+which his son was to step from the throne to the scaffold. He had been
+brought in the morning of his death, from St. James's across the Park,
+and from thence to Whitehall, where ascending the great staircase, he
+passed through the long gallery to his bed-chamber, the place allotted
+to him to pass the little time before he received the fatal blow. It
+is one of the lesser rooms marked with the letter A in the old plan of
+Whitehall. He was from thence conducted along the galleries and the
+banquetting house, through the wall, in which a passage was broken to
+his last earthly stage. Mr. Walpole tells us that Inigo Jones, surveyor
+of the works done about the king's house, had only 8s. 4d. a day, and
+£46. a year for house-rent, and a clerk and other incidental expenses.
+The present improvements at Whitehall make one exclaim with the poet,
+Pope--
+
+
+ "I see, I see, where two fair cities bend
+ Their ample brow, _a new Whitehall ascend._"
+
+
+Again,
+
+
+ "You too proceed, make falling arts your care,
+ _Erect new wonders, and the old repair;_
+ _Jones_ and Palladio to themselves _restore_,
+ And be whate'er Vitruvius was before."
+
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE UNIVERSE.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+ O light celestial, streaming wide
+ Through morning'd court of fairy blue--
+ O tints of beauty, beams of pride,
+ That break around its varied hue--
+ Still to thy wonted pathway true,
+ Thou shinest on serenely free,
+ Best born of _Him_, whose mercy grew
+ In every gift, sweet world, to thee.
+
+ O countless stars, that, lost in light,
+ Still gem the proud sun's glory bed,
+ And o'er the saddening brow of night
+ A softer, holier influence shed--
+ How well your radiant march hath sped.
+ Unfailing vestals of the sky,
+ As smiling thus ye weed from dread
+ The soul ye court to muse on high.
+
+ O flowers that breathe of beauty's reign,
+ In many a tint o'er lawn and lea,
+ That give the cold heart once again
+ A dream of happier infancy;
+ And even on the grave can be
+ A spell to weed affection's pain--
+ Children of Eden, who could see.
+ Nor own _His_ bounty in your reign?
+
+ O winds, that seem to waft from far
+ A mystic murmur o'er the soul,
+ As ye had power to pass the bar
+ Of nature in your vast control,
+ Hail to your everlasting roll--
+ Obedient still ye wander dim,
+ And softly breathe, or loudly toll,
+ Through earth and sky the name of _Him_.
+
+ O world of waters, o'er whose bed
+ The chainless winds unceasing swell,
+ That claim'st a kindred over head,
+ As 'twixt the skies thou seem'st to dwell;
+ And e'en on earth art but a spell,
+ Amid their realms to wander free--
+ Thy task of pride hath speeded well,
+ Thou deep, eternal, boundless sea.
+
+ O storms of night and darkness, flung
+ In blackening chaos o'er the world,
+ When thunderpeals are dreadly rung,
+ Mid clouds in sightless fury hurl'd,
+ Types of a mightier power, impearl'd
+ With mercy's soft, redeeming ray,
+ Still at His voice your wings are furl'd,
+ Ye wake to own and to obey.
+
+ O thou blest whole of light and love,
+ Thou glorious realm of earth and sky,
+ That breath'st of blissful hope above,
+ When all of thine hath wander'd by,
+ Throughout thy range, nor tear nor sigh
+ But breathes of bliss, of beauty's reign,
+ And concord, such as in the sky
+ The soul is taught to meet again.
+
+ O man, who veil'd in deepest night
+ This beauty-breathing world of thine,
+ And taught the serpent's deadly blight
+ Amid its sweetest flowers to twine,
+ Thou, thou alone hast dared repine,
+ And turn'd aside from duty's call,
+ Thou who hast broken nature's shrine,
+ And wilder'd hope and darken'd all.
+
+ANNETTE TURNER.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A half-pint of wine for young men in perfect health is enough, and you
+will be able to take your exercise better, and feel better for this
+abstinence.--_Dr. Babington._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE SKETCH BOOK.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+COLLEGE LOVE.
+
+
+We had gone into Devonshire, for the purpose of being more retired, that
+we might study more attentively, and with less chance of interruption,
+than in a town. We chose, accordingly, for our residence, one of the
+most beautiful and retired cottages we ever saw. It was situated very
+near the sea; and, oh! what thoughts used to steal over us, of romance
+and true love, as we gazed upon that quiet ocean, from the vine-covered
+window of our quiet, sweet, secluded home! Day after day, we wandered
+among the woods in the neighbourhood, and rejoiced, at each successive
+visit, to find out new beauties. This continued for some time; till at
+last, on returning one day, we saw an unusual bustle in the room we
+occupied. On entering, we found our landlady hurrying out in great
+confusion, and, along with her, a beautiful, blushing girl, so perfectly
+ladylike in her appearance, that we wondered by what means our venerable
+hostess could have become acquainted with so interesting a visiter. She
+soon explained the mystery; this lady, who seemed more bewitching every
+moment that we gazed on her, was the daughter of a 'squire in whose
+family our worthy landlady had been nurse. She had come, without knowing
+that any lodger was in the house, and was to stay a week. Oh! that week!
+the happiest of our life. We soon became intimate; our books lay fast
+locked up at the bottom of our trunk: we walked together, saw the sun
+set together in the calm ocean, and then walked happily and contentedly
+home in the twilight; and long before the week was at an end, we had
+vowed eternal vows, and sworn everlasting constancy. We had not, to
+be sure, discovered any great powers of mind in our enslaver; but how
+interesting is even ignorance, when it comes from such a beautiful
+and smiling mouth! We had already formed happy plans of moulding her
+unformed opinions, and directing and sharing all her studies. The little
+slips which were observable in her grammar, we attributed to want of
+care; and the accent, which was very powerful, was rendered musical to
+our ear, at the same time as dear to our heart, by the whiteness of the
+little arm that lay so quietly and lovingly within our own. And then,
+her taste in poetry was not the most delicate or refined; but she was so
+enthusiastically fond of it, that we imagined a little training would
+lead her to prefer many of Mr. Moore's ballads, to the pathos of Giles
+Scroggins; and that in time, the "Shining River" might occupy a superior
+place, in her estimation, to a song from which she repeated, with tears
+in her eyes--,
+
+
+ "But like the star what lighted
+ Pale billion to its fated doom,
+ Our nuptial song is blighted,
+ And its rose quench'd in its bloom."
+
+
+And then, she seemed so fond of flowers, and knew so much about their
+treatment, that we fancied how lovely she must look while engaged in that
+fascinating study; and often, in our dreaming moods, did we mutter about
+
+
+ "Fair Proserpine
+ Within the vale of Enna gathering flowers,
+ Herself the fairest flower."--
+
+
+But why should we repeat what every one can imagine so well for himself?
+At last, the hour of parting came; and, week after week, her stay at the
+cottage had been prolonged, till our departure took place before hers.
+And on that day she looked, as all men's sweethearts do at leaving them,
+more touchingly beautiful than ever we had seen her before; and after we
+had torn ourself away, we looked back, and there we saw her standing in
+the same spot we had left her, a statue of misery and despair,--"like
+Niobe all tears."
+
+Astonishment occupied the minds of all our friends on our return to
+college. The change which took place on our feelings and conduct was
+indeed amazing; our mornings were devoted to gazing on a lock of
+our--she was rather unfortunate in a name--our Grizel's hair, and to
+lonely hours of musing in the meadow on all the adventures of our
+sojourn in Devonshire. No longer we stood listlessly in the quadrangle,
+joining the knots of idlers, of whom we used to be one of the chief;
+no longer had even Castles' Havannahs any charms for our lips; and our
+whole heart was wrapt up in the expectation of a letter. This we were
+not to receive for three long weeks; and by that time she was to have
+returned home, consulted her father on the subject of our attachment,
+and return us a definitive reply. We wrote in the meantime--such a
+letter! We are assured it must have been written on a sheet of asbestos,
+or it must infallibly have taken fire. It began, "Lovely and most
+beautiful Grizel!" and ended, "Your adorer." At last the letter that was
+to conclude all our hopes was put into our hands. We had some men that
+morning to breakfast; we received it just as they were beginning the
+third pie. How heartily we prayed they would he off and leave us
+alone! But no--on they kept swallowing pigeon after pigeon, and seemed
+to consider themselves as completely fixtures as the grate or the
+chimney-piece. We wished devoutly to see a bone sticking in the throat
+of our most intimate friend, and, by way of getting quit of them, had
+thoughts of setting fire to the room. At last, however, they departed.
+Immediately as the skirt of the last one's coat disappeared, we
+carefully locked and bolted our door, and, with hands trembling with
+joy, we took out the letter. Not very clean was its appearance, and not
+over correct or well-spelt was its address; and, above all, a yellow,
+dingy wafer filled up the place of the green wax we had expected, and
+the true lover's motto, "Though lost to sight, to memory dear," was
+supplied by the impression of a thimble. We opened it. Horror and
+amazement! never was such penmanship beheld. The lines were complete
+exemplifications of the line of beauty, so far as their waving, and
+twisting, and twining was concerned; and the orthography it was past
+all human comprehension to understand.
+
+"My deerest deere, dear sur,"--this was the letter,--"i kim him more nor
+a wic agon, butt i cuddunt right yu afore ass i av bin with muther an
+asnt seed father till 2 day. he sais as my fortin is 3 hundurd pouns,
+he sais as he recomminds me tu take mi hold lover Mister Tomas the
+gaurdnar, he sais as yu caunt mary no boddi, accause you must be a
+batseller three ears. if thiss be troo i am candied enuff to tell you
+ass i caunt wate so long my deerast deer, o yu ave brock mi art! wy did
+yu sai al ass yu sad iff yu cud unt mary nor none of the scolards at
+hocksfoot Kolidge. father sais as ther iss sum misstake praps yu did unt
+no ass mother is not marid 2 father butt is marrid to the catchmun and
+father is marad to a veri gud ladi ass gove me a gud edocasion. mi
+deerest deere it brakes my art all from yu for tu part, i rot them lines
+this marnin. mister tomas sais as i gov im mi prumass befor i cum to ave
+the apiness of see yu. butt i dant thinc i giv mor promass to him. nor
+2 manni uthers. mi deerest deer and troo luv cuppid! i feer our nutshell
+song is blitid and its ros kwencht in its blum. them was plesent ours
+when the carnashuns and tullups was all in blo, wasunt them mi deer luv.
+mister tomas sais ass he can mari me in a munth and father sais i hot tu
+take im. iff so be as yu caun't du it beefor i thinc i shal take im ass
+father sais there is sum mistake, mi deerest deere mi art is brock butt
+i thinc i shall take im iff so bee as I dant ear frum yu. gud nite my
+troo luv i shal kip your lockat for a kipsic an yu ma kiss my luck off
+air for the sack of your brockan arted
+
+"GRIZEL."
+
+It is astonishing how the perusal of this cured us of our affection.
+At the first line we recollected that she had a tendency to squint,
+and long before we came to the conclusion, we remembered that her
+ancles were rather thick, and her feet by no means of diminutive size.
+Thus ended our love adventures at the University. Our heroine we have
+never heard of since, and we have resisted the most tempting offers
+from the loveliest of her sex; and in spite of sighing heiresses and
+compassionate old maids, we are still a bachelor; and a bachelor,
+in defiance of all their machinations, we are firmly determined to
+remain.--_Blackwood's Magazine._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+MANNERS AND CUSTOMS OF ALL NATIONS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CHRISTMAS CUSTOMS IN THE NETHERLANDS.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+Many singular customs are observed in the Netherlands at Christmas, and
+as they materially differ from those known in England, a brief notice of
+_one_ of them may probably prove acceptable to the readers of the
+MIRROR.
+
+In almost every Dutch town, and in every considerable village, the
+following custom prevails:--At a little after two o'clock in the morning
+of Christmas-day, a number of young men assemble in the market-place,
+and sing some verses suited to the occasion. One of the young men bears
+an _artificial star,_ which is fixed to a pole, and elevated above the
+heads of the people; it is very large, and is rendered beautifully
+transparent when a light is placed in the inside. This artificial
+luminary is intended to represent the star of the east, which directed
+the wise men to Bethlehem, the birthplace of Christ. At a little
+distance, the appearance is exceedingly brilliant, for there is no other
+light among the populace to diminish its lustre, and the whole scene
+is singularly picturesque. The resplendent light issuing from the star
+strikes powerfully upon the countenances of the principal actors, while
+those more remote receive only a faint and subdued gleam. The silvery
+effulgence of the moon, the sombre and deserted look of the buildings
+around, and the general stillness that pervades every object, save the
+scene of action, might inspire the mind of a Rembrandt, or introduce
+to the mere casual beholder feelings at once new and poetical.
+
+After parading through the town, the youths repair in a body to the
+residence of some opulent inhabitant, where their arrival is welcomed
+with shouts and clapping of hands, and where they are entertained with
+a plentiful repast.
+
+G.W.N.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE JEWS.
+
+
+Their present actual numbers may, perhaps, not exceed six
+millions--numbers, however, probably greater than those over which
+Solomon reigned; and of these six millions there may be resident in the
+contiguous countries of Moravia, Ancient Poland, the Crimea, Moldavia,
+and Wallachia, above three millions. Except within the countries which
+formed Poland before its partitions, their population contained in any
+one European kingdom, cannot, therefore, be great. Yet so essentially
+are they one people, we might almost say one family; and so disposable
+is their wealth, as mainly vested in money transactions, that they must
+be considered as an aggregate, and not in their individual portions.
+
+The Jews in France are perhaps from thirty to forty thousand; they
+abound chiefly at Metz, along the Rhine, and at Marseilles and Bordeaux.
+In Bonaparte's time they were imagined to amount to at least twice that
+number.--They are relieved from civil restraints and disabilities in
+France, and in the Netherlands also. The Jews in Holland, of both German
+and Portuguese origin, are numerous; the latter are said to have taken
+refuge there when the United Provinces asserted their independence of
+Spain; they have a splendid synagogue at Amsterdam. Infidelity is
+supposed to have made more progress amongst them than amongst the German
+Jews in Holland. The Italian Jews are chiefly at Leghorn and Genoa; and
+there are four thousand of them at Rome. In speaking of the religion of
+the Jews, it is not necessary to particularize those who assumed the
+mask of Christianity under terror of the Inquisition, although much has
+been said of their wealth and numbers, and of the high offices they have
+filled in Spain, and especially in Portugal. But it is curious to see,
+in a very distant quarter, a like simulation produced amongst them
+by like causes. There are at Salonica thirty synagogues, and about
+twenty-five thousand professed Jews; and a body of Israelites have been
+lately discovered there, who, really adhering to the faith of their
+fathers, have externally embraced Mahomedanism.
+
+The Barbary Jews are a very fine people; but the handsomest Jews are
+said to be those of Mesopotamia. That province may also boast of an Arab
+chief who bears the name of the Patriarch Job, is rich in sheep, and
+camels, and oxen, and asses, abounds in hospitality, and believes that
+he descends from him; he is also famed for his justice. The Jews at
+Constantinople, forty thousand in number, and in the parts of European
+Turkey on and near the Mediterranean, speak Spanish, and appear to
+descend from Israelites driven from Spain by persecution. The Bible
+Society are now printing at Corfu the New Testament, in Jewish-Spanish,
+for their benefit.
+
+In truth, little appears to be known of the state of the Jews during
+some hundreds of years after the destruction of Jerusalem. The first
+body of learned Jews which drew attention after that disastrous event
+was that settled in Spain; and from it all Jewish learning descends.
+As in accomplishment of the prophecy, the Jew is found over the whole
+surface of the globe; he has been long established in China, which
+abhors the foreigner; and in Abyssinia, which it is almost as difficult
+to reach as to quit. The early Judaism of that country, and in later
+days the history of the powerful colony of Jews established in its
+heart, which at one time actually reigned over the kingdom, are matters
+so curious, that we regret that we can do no more than advert to them;
+we must say the same as to the evidence existing of Jewish rites having
+extended themselves very far southward along the eastern coast of
+Africa; the numerous Jews of Barbary; and the black and white Jews, who
+have been established for ages, more or less remote, on the Malabar
+coast. It may be here observed, that all the Israelites hitherto
+discovered appear to be descendants of those who held the kingdom of
+Judah.
+
+The Jews in Great Britain and Ireland are not supposed to be more than
+from ten to twelve thousand, very many of whom are foreigners, and
+migratory.--_Quarterly Rev._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+EGYPTIAN RATIONS.
+
+
+The rations of the Egyptian soldiers were, according to Herodotus, five
+pounds of baked bread, two pounds of beef, and half a pint of wine
+daily.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In the barbarous ages it was usual for persons who could not write, to
+make the sign of the cross in confirmation of a written paper. Several
+charters still remain in which kings and persons of great eminence
+affix "signum crucis pro ignoratione literarum," the sign of the cross,
+because of their ignorance of letters. From this is derived the phrase
+of signing instead of subscribing a paper.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+COLUMN IN BLENHEIM PARK
+
+
+[Illustration: Column in Blenheim Park.]
+
+(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.)
+
+
+You have lately directed the attention of the readers of the MIRROR to
+the park of Blenheim, in Oxfordshire, one of the most beautiful England
+can boast of, and likewise, according to Camden, the first park that
+was made in this country. I can bear witness to the correctness of
+your delineation and description of Rosamond's Well, which you gave
+in a recent number; but there is no trace whatever of the bower or
+labyrinth, the site of which is only pointed out by tradition. The
+park of Blenheim, besides the interest which attaches to it from the
+circumstance of its having been the residence of the early kings of
+England, and the scene of "Rosamond's" life, has in more modern times
+acquired additional interest from having been bestowed by the country
+upon the Duke of Marlborough, in testimony of the gratitude of the
+nation for the brilliant services he had rendered his country,
+particularly at the battle of Blenheim.
+
+It was a reward at once worthy of the English nation and of the
+illustrious hero on whom it was bestowed; and as it is at least
+pleasing, and perhaps useful, to recall to the mind the epochs of
+England's greatness amongst nations, I have sent a sketch of one of the
+most prominent objects in the park of Blenheim, which our forefathers
+deemed (in the language of the inscription) would "stand as long as the
+British name and language last, illustrious monuments of Marlborough's
+glory and of Britain's gratitude." This is an elegant column, 130 feet
+in height, and surmounted by a statue of the warrior in an antique
+habit. On three sides of the building there are nearly complete copies
+of the several Acts of Parliament by which the park and manor of
+Woodstock were granted to the Duke of Marlborough and his heirs; and on
+the fourth side is a very long inscription, said to have been penned by
+Lord Bolingbroke, which concludes thus:--
+
+
+ These are the actions of the Duke of Marlborough,
+ Performed in the compass of a few years,
+ Sufficient to adorn the annals of ages.
+ The admiration of other nations
+ Will be conveyed to the latest posterity,
+ In the histories even of the enemies of Britain.
+ The sense which the British nation had
+ Of his transcendant merit
+ Was expressed
+ In the most solemn, most effectual, most durable manner.
+ The Acts of Parliament inscribed on the pillar
+ Shall stand as long as the British name and language last,
+ Illustrious monuments
+ Of Marlborough's glory and
+ Of Britain's gratitude.
+
+G.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE SELECTOR AND LITERARY NOTICES OF _NEW WORKS_
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+MEMOIRS OF VIDOCQ.
+
+_The French Thief-taker_
+
+
+This is as full-charged a portrait of human depravity as the gloomiest
+misanthrope could wish for. But it has much wider claims on public
+attention than the gratification of the misanthropic few who mope in
+corners or stalk up and down leafless and almost solitary walks during
+this hanging and drowning season. Nevertheless, all men are more or less
+misanthropes, or they affect to be so; for only skim off the bile of a
+true critic, or the minds of the hundred thousand who read newspapers,
+and look first for the bankrupts and deaths. Sugar and wormwood and
+wormwood and sugar are the standing dishes, but as we read the other
+day, "there is a certain hankering for the gloomy side of nature, whence
+the trials and convictions of vice become so much more attractive than
+the brightest successes of virtue." People with _macadamized minds_,
+and their histories (scarce as the originals are) are mere nonentities,
+and food for the trunk-maker; whereas a book of hair-breadth escapes,
+thrilling with horror and romantic narrative will tempt people to sit up
+reading in their beds, till like Rousseau, they are reminded of morning
+by the stone-chatters at their window. To the last class belong the
+_Memoirs of Vidocq_, an analysis of which would be "utterly impossible,
+so powerful are the descriptions, and so continuous the thread of
+their history." The original work was published a short time since in
+Paris, and republished here; but, we believe the present is the first
+translation that has appeared in England. The newspapers have, from time
+to time, translated a few extracts, when their Old Bailey news was at a
+stand, so that the name of Vidocq must be somewhat familiar to many of
+our readers.[11]
+
+ [11] The present portion is only the first volume. The Memoirs are
+ to be completed in four volumes, to form part of the series of
+ _Autobiographical Memoirs_, published by Messrs. Hunt and Clarke,
+ and decidedly one of the most attractive works that that has
+ lately issued from the press. As we intend to notice this
+ collection at some future time, we can only, for the present,
+ spare room for this direction of the reader's attention--for
+ the design deserves well of the public; and if the success be
+ proportioned fro its merits, it will be great indeed.
+
+Eugene Francois Vidocq is a native of Arras, where his father was
+a baker; and from early associations he fell into courses of excess
+which led to the necessity of his flying from the parental roof. After
+various, rapid, and unexampled events in the romance of real life, in
+which he was everything by turns and nothing long, he was liberated from
+prison, and became the principal and most active agent of police. He was
+made Chief of the Police de Surete under Messrs. Delavau and Franchet,
+and continued in that capacity from the year 1810 till 1827, during
+which period he extirpated the most formidable of those ruffians and
+villains to whom the excesses of the revolution and subsequent events
+had given full scope for the perpetration of the most daring robberies
+and inquitous excesses. Removed from employment, in which he had
+accumulated a handsome independence, he could not determine on leading a
+life of ease, for which his career of perpetual vigilance and adventure
+had unfitted him, and he built a paper manufactory at St. Mandeé, about
+two leagues from Paris, where he employs from forty to fifty persons,
+principally, it is asserted, liberated convicts, who having passed
+through the term of their sentence, are cast upon society without home,
+shelter, or character, and would be compelled to resort to dishonest
+practices did not this asylum offer them its protection and afford them
+opportunity of earning an honest living by industrious labour. One
+additional point of interest in the present volume is, that the author
+is still living.
+
+[We cannot follow Vidocq through his career of crime, neither would
+it be altogether profitable to our readers; but the _links_ may be
+recapitulated in a few words. He must have been born a thief, and
+perhaps stole the spoon with which he was fed; but the _penchant_
+runs in the family, for Vidocq and his brother rob the same till of
+a fencing-room, but his brother is first detected, and sent off "in a
+hurry," to a baker at Lille. Of course Vidocq soon gets partners in sin,
+and on the same day that he has been detected by the _living_ evidence
+of two fowls which he had stolen, he sweeps from the dinner table ten
+forks and as many spoons, pawns them for 150 francs, spends the money
+in a few hours, and is imprisoned four days. He is then released;
+one of his pals gives a false alarm to Vidocq's mother, and during her
+temporary absence, Vidocq enters his home with a false key, steals
+2,000 francs from a strong chest, with which he escapes to Ostend,
+(intending to embark for America,) where he is decoyed by a _soi-disant_
+ship-broker, and loses all his ill-gotten wealth. He then resolves to
+betroth the sea, though not after the Venetian fashion, by giving her
+a dowry; the "sound of a trumpet" disturbs his attention, as it would
+of any other hero. But this proves to be the note of Paillasse, a
+merry-andrew. The "director," as the opera bills would say, was
+Cotte-Comus, belonging to a troop of rope-dancers.
+
+He next joins a player of Punch, to whose wife he enacts Romeo with
+better grace, and during one of the representations, the married people
+break each others heads, and Vidocq runs off during the affray. He then
+becomes assistant to a quack doctor, and the favoured swain of an
+actress; gets into the Bourbon regiment, where he is nicknamed Reckless,
+and kills two men, and fights fifteen duels in six months. His other
+exploits are as a corporal of grenadiers, of course, a deserter, and
+a prisoner of the revolution. He then marries, but does not reform.
+Of course a wife is but a temporary incumbrance to a man of Vidocq's
+dexterity. In chapter iii, we find him at Brussels, where he joins a set
+of nefarious gamblers at the _Cafes_, and has a most romantic adventure
+with a woman named Rosine. But we can follow him no further, except to
+add that his other comrades in Vol. I, are gipsies, smugglers, players,
+galley-slaves, drovers, Dutch sailors, and highwaymen.
+
+We must, therefore, confine ourselves to a few detached extracts from
+the most interesting portion of the volume. At Lille, Vidocq meets with
+a _chere amie_, Francine; he suspects her fidelity, thrashes his rival,
+gets imprisoned, and is betrayed as an accomplice in a forgery. His
+"reflections" during his imprisonment in St. Peter's Tower, bring on
+a severe illness.]
+
+I was scarcely convalescent, when, unable to support the state of
+incertitude in which I found my affairs, I resolved on escaping, and
+to escape by the door, although that may appear a difficult step. Some
+particular observations made me choose this method in preference to any
+other. The wicket-keeper at St. Peter's Tower was a galley-slave from
+the Bagne (place of confinement) at Brest, sentenced for life. In
+a word, I relied on passing by him under the disguise of a superior
+officer, charged with visiting St. Peter's Tower, which was used as
+a military prison, twice a week.
+
+Francine, whom I saw daily, got me the requisite clothing, which she
+brought me in her muff. I immediately tried them on, and they suited me
+exactly. Some of the prisoners who saw me thus attired assured me that
+it was impossible to detect me. I was the same height as the officer
+whose character I was about to assume, and I made myself appear
+twenty-five years of age. At the end of a few days, he made his usual
+round, and whilst one of my friends occupied his attention, under
+pretext of examining his food, I disguised myself hastily, and presented
+myself at the door, which the gaolkeeper, taking off his cap, opened,
+and I went out into the street. I ran to a friend of Francine's, as
+agreed on in case I should succeed, and she soon joined me there.
+
+I was there perfectly safe, if I could resolve on keeping concealed; but
+how could I submit to a slavery almost as severe as that of St. Peter's
+Tower. As for three months I had been enclosed within four walls, I was
+now desirous to exercise the activity so long repressed. I announced my
+intention of going out; and, as with me an inflexible determination was
+always the auxiliary of the most capricious fancy, I did go. My first
+excursion was safely performed, but the next morning, as I was crossing
+the Rue Ecremoise, a sergeant named Louis, who had seen me during my
+imprisonment, met me, and asked if I was free. He was a severe practical
+man, and by a motion of his hand could summon twenty persons. I said
+that I would follow him; and begging him to allow me to bid adieu to my
+mistress, who was in a house of Rue de l'Hôpital, he consented, and we
+really met Francine, who was much surprised to see me in such company;
+and when I told her that having reflected, that my escape might injure
+me in the estimation of my judges, I had decided on returning to St.
+Peter's Tower, to wait the result of the process.
+
+Francine did not at first comprehend why I had expended three hundred
+francs, to return at the end of four months to prison. A sign put her
+on her guard, and I found an opportunity of desiring her to put some
+cinders in my pocket whilst Louis and I took a glass of rum, and then
+set out for the prison. Having reached a deserted street, I blinded my
+guide with a handful of cinders, and regained my asylum with all speed.
+
+Louis having made his declaration, the gendarmes and police-officers
+were on the full cry after me; and there was one Jacquard amongst them
+who undertook to secure me if I were in the city. I was not unacquainted
+with these particulars, and instead of being more circumspect in my
+behaviour, I affected a ridiculous bravado. It might have been said
+that I ought to have had a portion of the premium promised for my
+apprehension. I was certainly hotly pursued, as may be judged from
+the following incident:--
+
+Jacquard learnt one day that I was going to dine in Rue Notre-Dame. He
+immediately went with four assistants, whom he left on the ground-floor,
+and ascended the staircase to the room where I was about to sit down to
+table with two females. A recruiting sergeant, who was to have made the
+fourth, had not yet arrived. I recognised Jacquard, who never having
+seen me, had not the same advantage, and besides my disguise would have
+bid defiance to any description of my person. Without being at all
+uneasy, I approached, and with a most natural tone I begged him to pass
+into a closet, the glass door of which looked on the banquetroom. "It
+is Vidocq whom you are looking for," said I; "if you will wait for ten
+minutes you will see him. There is his cover, he cannot be long. When he
+enters, I will make you a sign; but if you are alone, I doubt if you can
+seize him, as he is armed, and resolved to defend himself."--"I have my
+gendarmes on the staircase," answered he, "and if he escapes--"--"Take
+care how you place them then," said I with affected haste. "If Vidocq
+should see them he would mistrust some plot, and then farewell to the
+bird."--"But where shall I place them?"--"Oh, why in this closet--mind,
+no noise, that would spoil all; and I have more desire than yourself
+that he should not suspect anything." My commissary was now shut up in
+four walls with his agents. The door, which was very strong, closed
+with a double lock. Then, certain of time for escape, I cried to my
+prisoners, "You are looking for Vidocq--well, it is he who has caged
+you; farewell." And away I went like a dart, leaving the party shouting
+for help, and making desperate efforts to escape from the unlucky
+closet.
+
+Two escapes of the same sort I effected, but at last I was arrested and
+carried back to St. Peter's Tower, where, for greater security, I was
+placed in a dungeon with a man named Calendrin, who was also thus
+punished for two attempts at escape. Calendrin, who had known me during
+my first confinement in the prison, imparted to me a fresh plan of
+escape, which he had devised by means of a hole worked in the wall of
+the dungeon of the galley-slaves, with whom we could communicate. The
+third night of my detention all was managed for our escape, and eight
+of the prisoners who first went out were so fortunate as to avoid being
+detected by the sentinel, who was only a short distance off.
+
+Seven of us still remained, and we drew straws, as is usual in such
+circumstances, to determine which of the seven should first pass. I drew
+the short straw, and undressed myself that I might get with greater ease
+through the hole, which was very narrow, but to the great disappointment
+of all, I stuck fast without the possibility of advancing or receding.
+In vain did my companions endeavour to pull me out by force, I was
+caught as if in a trap, and the pain of my situation was so extreme,
+that not expecting further help from within, I called to the sentry to
+render me assistance. He approached with the precaution of a man who
+fears a surprise, and presenting his bayonet to my breast, forbade me
+to make the slightest movement. At his summons the guard came out, the
+porters ran with torches, and I was dragged from my hole, not without
+leaving behind me a portion of my skin and flesh. Torn and wounded as
+I was, they immediately transferred me to the prison of Petit Hotel,
+when I was put into a dungeon, fettered hand and foot.
+
+Ten days afterwards I was placed amongst the prisoners, through my
+intreaties and promises not to attempt again to escape.
+
+[Here he meets with a fellow named Bruxellois, _the Daring_, of whom
+the following anecdote is related:--]
+
+At the moment of entering a farm with six of his comrades, he thrust his
+left hand through an opening in the shutter to lift the latch, but when
+he was drawing it back, he found that his wrist had been caught in a
+slip knot. Awakened by the noise, the inhabitants of the farm had laid
+this snare, although too weak to go out against a band of robbers which
+report had magnified as to numbers. But the attempt being thus defeated,
+day was fast approaching, and Bruxellois saw his dismayed comrades
+looking at each other with doubt, when the idea occurred to him that to
+avoid discovery they would knock out his brains. With his right hand he
+drew out his clasp knife with a sharp point, which he always had about
+him, and cutting off his wrist at the joint, fled with his comrades
+without being stopped by the excessive pain of his horrid wound.
+This remarkable deed, which has been attributed to a thousand
+different spots, really occurred in the vicinity of Lille, and is well
+authenticated in the northern districts, where many persons yet remember
+to have seen the hero of this tale, who was thence called Manchot,
+(or one-armed,) executed.
+
+[Vidocq at length escapes, quits Lille, and flies to Ostend, where he
+joins a crew of smugglers.]
+
+It was with real repugnance that I went to the house of a man named
+Peters, to whom I was directed, as one deeply engaged in the pursuit,
+and able to introduce me to it. A sea-gull nailed on his door with
+extended wings, like the owls and weasels that we see on barns, guided
+me. I found the worthy in a sort of cellar, which by the ropes, sails,
+oars, hammocks, and barrels which filled it, might have been taken
+for a naval depot. From the midst of a thick atmosphere of smoke which
+surrounded him, he viewed me at first with a contempt which had not
+a good appearance, and my conjectures were soon realized, for I had
+scarcely offered my services than he fell upon me with a shower of
+blows. I could certainly have resisted him effectually, but astonishment
+had in a measure deprived me of the power of defence; and I saw besides,
+in the court-yard, half-a-dozen sailors and an enormous Newfoundland
+dog, which would have been powerful odds. Turned into the street, I
+endeavoured to account for this singular reception, when it occurred to
+me that Peters had mistaken me for a spy, and treated me accordingly.
+
+This idea determined me on returning to a dealer in hollands, who
+had told me of him, and he, laughing at the results of my visit,
+gave me a pass-word that would procure me free access to Peters.--[He
+succeeds.]--I slept at Peters's house with a dozen or fifteen smugglers,
+Dutch, Danish, Swedish, Portuguese, and Russian; there were no
+Englishmen, and only two Frenchmen. The day after my installation, as
+we were all getting into our hammocks, or flock beds, Peters entered
+suddenly into our chamber, which was only a cellar contiguous to his
+own, and so filled with barrels and kegs, that we could scarcely find
+room to sling our hammocks. Peters had put off his usual attire, which
+was that of ship-caulker, or sail-maker, and had on a hairy cap, and a
+long red shirt, closed at the breast with a silver pin, fire-arms in his
+belt, and a pair of thick large, fisherman's boots, which reach the top
+of the thigh, or may be folded down beneath the knee.
+
+"A-hoy! a-hoy!" cried he, at the door, striking the ground with the butt
+end of his carbine! "down with the hammocks, down with the hammocks! We
+will sleep some other day. The Squirrel has made signals for a landing
+this evening, and we must see what she has in her, muslin or tobacco.
+Come, come, turn out, my sea-boys."
+
+In a twinkling every body was ready. They opened an arm-chest, and every
+man took out a carbine or blunderbuss, a brace of pistols, and a cutlass
+or boarding pike, and we set out, after having drunk so many glasses of
+brandy and arrack that the bottles were empty. At this time there were
+not more than twenty of us, but we were joined or met, at one place or
+another, by so many individuals, that on reaching the sea side we were
+forty-seven in number, exclusive of two females and some countrymen from
+the adjacent villages, who brought hired horses, which they concealed in
+a hollow behind some rocks.
+
+It was night, and the wind was shifting, whilst the sea dashed with so
+much force, that I did not understand how any vessels could approach
+without being cast on shore. What confirmed this idea was, that by the
+starlight I saw a small boat rowing backwards and forwards, as if it
+feared to land. They told me afterwards that this was only a manoeuvre
+to ascertain if all was ready for the unloading, and no danger to be
+apprehended. Peters now lighted a reflecting lantern, which one of the
+men had brought, and immediately extinguished it; the Squirrel raised
+a lantern at her mizen, which only shone for a moment, and then
+disappeared like a glow-worm on a summer's night. We then saw it
+approach, and anchor about a gun-shot off from the spot where we were.
+Our troop then divided into three companies, two of which were placed
+five hundred paces in front, to resist the revenue officers if they
+should present themselves. The men of these companies were then placed
+at intervals along the ground, having at the left arm a packthread which
+ran from one to the other: in case of alarm, it was announced by a
+slight pull, and each being ordered to answer this signal by firing his
+gun, a line of firing was thus kept up, which perplexed the revenue
+officers. The third company, of which I was one, remained by the
+sea-side, to cover the landing and the transport of the cargo.
+
+All being thus arranged, the Newfoundland dog already mentioned, and
+who was with us, dashed at a word into the midst of the waves, and
+swam powerfully in the direction of the Squirrel, and in an instant
+afterwards returned with the end of a rope in his mouth. Peters
+instantly seized it, and began to draw it towards him, making us signs
+to assist him, which I obeyed mechanically. After a few tugs, I saw that
+at the end of the cable were a dozen small casks, which floated towards
+us. I then perceived that the vessel thus contrived to keep sufficiently
+far from the shore, not to run a risk of being stranded. In an instant
+the casks, smeared over with something that made them waterproof, were
+unfastened and placed on horses, which immediately dashed off for the
+interior of the country. A second cargo arrived with the same success;
+but as we were landing the third, some reports of fire-arms announced
+that our outposts were attacked. "There is the beginning of the ball,"
+said Peters, calmly; "I must go and see who will dance;" and taking up
+his carbine, he joined the outposts, which had by this time joined each
+other. The firing became rapid, and we had two men killed, and others
+slightly wounded. At the fire of the revenue officers, we soon found
+that they exceeded us in number; but alarmed, and fearing an ambuscade,
+they dared not to approach, and we effected our retreat without any
+attempt on their part to prevent it. From the beginning of the fight
+the Squirrel had weighed anchor and stood out to sea, for fear that the
+noise of the firing should bring down on her the government cruiser.
+I was told that most probably she would unload her cargo in some other
+part of the coast, where the owners had numerous agents.
+
+[Vidocq returns to Lille, where he is taken by two gendarmes, and
+concerts the following stratagem for escape:--]
+
+This escape, however, was not so very easy a matter as may be surmised,
+when I say that our dungeons, seven feet square, had walls six feet
+thick, strengthened with planking crossed and rivetted with iron; a
+window, two feet by one, closed with three iron gratings placed one
+after the other, and the door cased with wrought iron. With such
+precautions, a jailor might depend on the safe keeping of his charge,
+but yet we overcame it all.
+
+I was in a cell on the second floor with Duhamel. For six francs, a
+prisoner, who was also a turnkey, procured us two files, a ripping
+chisel, and two turnscrews. We had pewter spoons, and our jailor was
+probably ignorant of the use which prisoners could make of them. I knew
+the dungeon key; it was the counterpart of all the others on the same
+story; and I cut a model of it from a large carrot; then I made a mould
+with crumb of bread and potatoes. We wanted fire, and we procured it by
+making a lamp with a piece of fat and the rags of a cotton cap. The key
+was at last made of pewter, but it was not yet perfect; and it was only
+after many trials and various alterations that it fitted at last. Thus
+masters of the doors, we were compelled to work a hole in the wall, near
+the barns of the town-hall. Sallambier, who was in the dungeons below,
+found a way to cut the hole, by working through the planking.
+
+
+THE PRISON OF BICETRE AT PARIS.
+
+
+The prison of Bicêtre is a neat quadrangular building, enclosing many
+other structures and many courts, which have each a different name;
+there is the grande cour (great court) where the prisoners walk; the
+cour de cuisine (or kitchen court;) the cour des chiens (or dog's
+court;) the cour de correction (or court of punishment;) and the cour
+des fers (or iron court.) In this last is a new building five stories
+high; each story contains forty cells, capable of holding four
+prisoners. On the platform, which supplies the place of a roof, was
+night and day a dog named Dragon, who passed in the prison for the most
+watchful and incorruptible of his kind; but some prisoners managed at a
+subsequent period to corrupt him through the medium of a roasted leg of
+mutton, which he had the culpable weakness to accept. The Amphytrions
+escaped whilst Dragon was swallowing the mutton; he was beaten and taken
+into the cour des chiens, where, chained up and deprived of the free air
+which he breathed on the platform, he was inconsolable for his fault,
+and perished piecemeal, a victim of remorse at his weakness in yielding
+to a moment of gluttony and error.
+
+Near the erection I speak of is the old building, nearly arranged in
+the same way, and under which were dungeons of safety, in which were
+enclosed the troublesome and condemned prisoners. It was in one of these
+dungeons that for forty-three years lived the accomplice of Cartouche,
+who betrayed him to procure this commutation! To obtain a moment's
+sunshine, he frequently counterfeited death so well, that when he had
+actually breathed his last sigh, two days passed before they took
+off his iron collar. A third part of the building, called La Force,
+comprised various rooms, in which the prisoners were placed who arrived
+from the provinces, and were destined to the chain.
+
+At this period, the prison of Bicêtre, which is only strong from the
+strict guard kept up there, could contain twelve hundred prisoners; but
+they were piled on each other, and the conduct of the jailors in no way
+assuaged the inconvenience of the place.
+
+If any man arrived from the country well clad, who, condemned for a
+first offence, was not as yet initiated into the customs and usages of
+prisons, in a twinkling he was stripped of his clothes, which were sold
+in his presence to the highest bidder. If he had jewels or money, they
+were alike confiscated to the profit of the society, and if he were too
+long in taking out his ear-rings, they snatched them out without the
+sufferer daring to complain. He was previously warned, that if he spoke
+of it, they would hang him in the night to the bars of his cell, and
+afterwards say that he had committed suicide. If a prisoner, out of
+precaution, when going to sleep, placed his clothes under his head, they
+waited until he was in his first sleep, and then they tied to his foot a
+stone, which they balanced at the side of his bed; at the least motion
+the stone fell, and aroused by the noise, the sleeper jumped up, and
+before he could discover what had occurred, his packet hoisted by a
+cord, went through the iron bars to the floor above. I have seen, in
+the depth of winter, these poor devils, having been deprived of their
+property in this way, remain in the court in their shirts until some one
+threw them some rags to cover their nakedness. As long as they remained
+at Bicêtre, by burying themselves, as we may say, in their straw, they
+could defy the rigour of the weather; but at the departure of the chain,
+when they had no other covering than the frock and trousers made of
+packing cloth, they often sunk exhausted and frozen before they reached
+the first resting place.
+
+[As we have said, the present is but a fourth portion of Vidocq's
+exploits; and if the remaining three are of equal interest, the work
+will be one of the most extraordinary of our times. We scarcely remember
+a counterpart, although the Memoirs of James Hardy Vaux are of the same
+stamp. The fate of the latter work was curious enough. The manuscript
+was sent by the author from New South Wales, whither he had been
+transported. It was printed in two small volumes, and published by an
+eminent west-end bookseller, who, for some unexplained motive withdrew
+the edition, which is, we believe, now in the printer's warehouse. The
+Editor of the "Autobiography" has, however, reprinted Vaux's memoirs in
+his series; their style is very superior to that of Vidocq's, (which is
+a translation) and as scores of worse books are printed annually, we
+rejoice at their rescue from oblivion.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE ANECDOTE GALLERY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WHITFIELD.
+
+
+Remarkable instances are related of the manner in which Whitfield
+impressed his hearers. A man at Exeter stood with stones in his
+pocket, and one in his hand, ready to throw at him; but he dropped
+it before the sermon was far advanced, and going up to him after
+the preaching was over, he said, "Sir, I came to hear you with an
+intention to break your head; but God, through your ministry, has
+given me a broken heart." A ship-builder was once asked what he
+thought of him. "Think!" he replied, "I tell you, sir, every Sunday
+that I go to my parish church, I can build a ship from stem to stern
+under the sermon; but, were it to save my soul, under Mr. Whitfield I
+could not lay a single plank." Hume pronounced him the most ingenious
+preacher he had ever heard; and said, it was worth while to go twenty
+miles to hear him. But, perhaps, the greatest proof of his persuasive
+powers was, when he drew from Franklin's pocket the money which that
+clear, cool reasoner had determined not to give; it was for the
+orphan-house at Savannah. "I did not," says the American philosopher,
+"disapprove of the design; but as Georgia was then destitute of
+materials and workmen, and it was proposed to send them from
+Philadelphia at a great expense, I thought it would have been better
+to have built the house at Philadelphia, and brought the children to
+it. This I advised; but he was resolute in his first project, rejected
+my counsel, and I therefore refused to contribute. I happened, soon
+after, to attend one of his sermons, in the course of which I
+perceived he intended to finish with a collection, and I silently
+resolved he should get nothing from me. I had in my pocket a handful
+of copper money, three or four silver dollars, and five pistoles in
+gold. As he proceeded I began to soften, and concluded to give the
+copper; another stroke of his oratory made me ashamed of that, and
+determined me to give the silver; and he finished so admirably, that
+I emptied my pocket wholly into the collector's dish, gold and all.
+
+"At this sermon," continues Franklin, "there was also one of our club,
+who, being of my sentiments respecting the building in Georgia, and
+suspecting a collection might be intended, had, by precaution, emptied
+his pockets before he came from home; towards the conclusion of the
+discourse, however, he felt a strong inclination to give, and applied to
+a neighbour who stood near him, to lend him some money for the purpose.
+The request was fortunately made to perhaps the only man in the company
+who had the firmness not to be affected by the preacher. His answer was,
+'At any other time, friend Hopkinson, I would lend to thee freely; but
+not now, for thee seems to me to be out of thy right senses.'"
+
+One of his flights of oratory, not in the best taste, is related on
+Hume's authority. "After a solemn pause, Mr. Whitfield thus addresses
+his audience:--'The attendant angel is just about to leave the
+threshold, and ascend to heaven; and shall he ascend and not bear with
+him the news of one sinner, among all the multitude, reclaimed from the
+error of his ways!' To give the greater effect to this exclamation, he
+stamped with his foot, lifted up his hands and eyes to heaven, and cried
+aloud, 'Stop, Gabriel! stop, Gabriel! stop, ere you enter the sacred
+portals, and yet carry with you the news of one sinner converted to
+God!'" Hume said this address was accompanied with such animated, yet
+natural action, that it surpassed any thing he ever saw or heard in any
+other preacher.--_Southey_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+SIR RICHARD JEBB.
+
+
+Was very rough and harsh in manner. He said to a patient, to whom
+he had been very rude, "_Sir, it is my way_."--"Then," replied the
+patient, pointing to the door, "I beg you will make _that your way_."
+Sir Richard was not very nice in his mode of expression, and would
+frequently astonish a patient with a volley of oaths. Nothing used to
+make him swear more than the eternal question, "What may I eat? Pray,
+Sir Richard, may I eat a muffin?"--"Yes, Madam, the _best thing_ you
+can take."--"O dear! I am glad of that. But, Sir Richard, you told
+me the other day that it was the _worst_ thing I could eat!"--"What
+would be proper for me to eat to-day?" says another lady.--"Boiled
+turnips."--"Boiled turnips! you forget, Sir Richard, I told you I
+could not bear boiled turnips."--"Then, Madam, you must have
+a--vitiated appetite."
+
+Sir Richard, being called to see a patient who fancied himself very
+ill, told him ingenuously what he thought, and declined prescribing,
+thinking it unnecessary. "Now you are here," said the patient, "I
+shall be obliged to you, Sir Richard, if you will tell me how I must
+live, what I may eat, and what not."--"My directions as to that
+point," replied Sir Richard, "will be few and simple. You must not eat
+the poker, shovel, or tongs, for they are hard of digestion; nor the
+bellows, because they are windy; but any thing else you please!"
+
+He was first cousin to Dr. John Jebb, who had been a dissenting
+minister, well known for his political opinions and writings. His
+Majesty George III. used sometimes to talk to Sir Richard concerning
+his cousin; and once, more particularly, spoke of his restless,
+reforming spirit in the church, in the university, physic, &c. "And
+please your Majesty," replied Sir Richard, "if my cousin were in
+heaven he would be a reformer!"--_Wadd's Memoirs._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE GATHERER.
+
+ "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."
+SHAKESPEARE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+GOOD BYE.
+
+
+ When from the friend we dearly love
+ Fate tells us we must part,
+ By speech we can but feebly prove
+ The anguish of the heart.
+
+ And no soft words, howe'er sincere,
+ Can half so much imply,
+ As that suppress'd, though trembling tear,
+ Which drowns the word--Good bye.
+
+_Warwick._ W.S.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A keen shopkeeper, having in his service a couple of shopmen, who
+in point of intellect, were the very reverse of their master, a wag
+who frequented the shop, for some time puzzled the neighbourhood by
+designating it a "_music-shop_," although the proprietor dealt as
+much in _music_ as in _millstones_. However, being pressed for an
+explanation, he said that the _scale_ was conducted by a _sharp_, a
+_flat_ and a _natural_; and if these did not constitute "music," he
+did not know what did.
+
+ISSACCAR.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+IMMORTALITY.
+
+
+Napoleon being in the gallery of the Louvre one day, attended by Baron
+Denon, turned round suddenly from a fine picture, which he had viewed
+for some time in silence, and said to him, "That is a noble picture,
+Denon."--"Immortal," was Denon's reply. "How long," inquired Napoleon,
+"will this picture last?" Denon answered, that, "with care and in a
+proper situation, it might last, perhaps, five hundred years."--"And
+how long," said Napoleon, "will a statue last?"--"Perhaps," replied
+Denon, "five thousand years."--"And this," returned Napoleon, sharply,
+"this you call immortality!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+LINES TO A LADY, ON HER REFUSING HER CARD.
+
+
+ Let heroes, anxious for their future fame,
+ Obtain of Fortune what they want--a name;
+ The _future_ theirs, the present hour be mine--
+ The only name I ask of fate--is thine;
+ Yet happier still had fate decreed to me
+ The favour'd lot, to give my name to thee.
+
+T.B.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A dull barrister, once obtained the nickname _Necessity_--because
+_Necessity has no law_.
+
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+ <hr class="full" />
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page417" name="page417"></a>[pg 417]</span>
+
+ <h1>THE MIRROR<br />
+ OF<br />
+ LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.</h1>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <table width="100%" summary="Banner">
+ <tr>
+ <td align="left"><b>VOL. XII, NO. 347.]</b></td>
+ <td align="center"><b>SATURDAY, DECEMBER 20, 1828.</b></td>
+ <td align="right"><b>[PRICE 2d.</b></td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+<h3>
+EUROPEAN CITIES.&mdash;NAPLES.
+</h3>
+
+
+<div class="figure" style="width: 100%;">
+<a href="images/347-1.png"><img width="100%" src="images/347-1.png"
+alt="European Cities.--Naples." /></a>
+</div>
+
+
+
+<p>
+In our last volume we commenced the design of illustrating the
+principal <i>Cities of Europe</i>, by a series of picturesque views&mdash;one of
+which is represented in the above engraving. Our miscellaneous duties
+in identifying the pages of the MIRROR with subjects of contemporary
+interest, and anxiety to bring them on our little <i>tapis</i>&mdash;(qy.
+Twopence?)&mdash;will best account for the interval which has elapsed since
+the commencement of our design&mdash;with a View of London; but were all
+travellers as tardy, the Grand Tour of Europe would occupy many years,
+and leave fashion-mongers but little more than rouge, wrinkles, and
+<i>bon-bons</i> to delight their friends at home.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The proximity of Naples to Rome may, perhaps, impair the interest of
+the former city, especially as it presents nothing in architecture,
+sculpture, or painting that can vie with the Imperial Mistress.
+Nevertheless, Naples is one of the most beautiful and most delightful
+cities on the habitable globe. Nothing can possibly be imagined more
+unique than its <i>coup-d'oeil</i>, on whatever side the city is viewed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Naples is situated towards the south and east on the declivity of a
+long range of hills, and encircling a gulf of 16 miles in breadth,
+and as many in length, which forms a basin, called Crater by the
+Neapolitans. The city appears to crown this superb basin. One part
+rises towards the west in the form of an amphitheatre, on the hills
+of Pausilippo, St. Ermo, and Antiguano; the other extends towards the
+east, over a more level territory, in which villas follow each other
+in rapid succession, from the Magdalen Bridge to Portici, where the
+king's palace is situated, and beyond that to Mount Vesuvius. The
+Neapolitans have a saying, <i>Vedi Napoli e po mari</i>, intimating that
+when Naples has been seen, every thing has been seen; and its
+congregated charms of situation, climate, and fertility almost warrant
+this patriotic ebullition.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"On the northern side, Naples is surrounded by hills, which (says
+<i>Vasi</i>, in his '<i>Picture</i>,') form a kind of crown round the <i>Terra di
+Lavoro</i>, the Land of Labour." This consists of a district, in the
+language of ancient Rome,
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> &mdash;&mdash;&mdash;Lecos laeros, et amoena vireta</p>
+ <p> Fortunatorum nemorum, sedesque beatas&mdash;</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p>
+and fertilized by a river, called Sebeto, which descends from the hills
+on the side
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page418" name="page418"></a>[pg 418]</span>
+of Nola, and falls into the sea after having passed under
+Magdalen Bridge, towards the eastern part of Naples.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The ancient history of Naples is involved in much obscurity. According
+to some, says <i>Vasi</i>, Falerna, one of the Argonauts, founded it about
+1,300 years before the Christian era; according to others, Parthenope,
+one of the Syrens, celebrated by Homer in his "Odyssey," being
+shipwrecked on this coast, landed here, and built a town, to which she
+gave her name; others attribute its foundation to Hercules, some to
+Eneas, and others to Ulysses. These are mere freaks of fiction and
+fable; and it is more probable that Naples was founded by some Greek
+colonies; this may be inferred from its own name, <i>Neapolis</i>, and from
+the name of another town contiguous to it, <i>Paleopolis.</i> Strabo speaks
+of these Greek colonies, whence the city derives its origin.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The city of Naples was formerly surrounded by very high walls, about 22
+miles in circumference; but on its enlargement, neither walls nor gates
+were erected. It may be, however, defended by three strong castles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Naples is divided into twelve quarters, or departments, and contains
+about 450,000 inhabitants. It is consequently the most populous city
+in Europe, except London and Paris. The streets are neither broad nor
+regular, and are paved with broad slabs of hard stone, resembling the
+lava of Vesuvius. The houses are, for the most part, uniformly built,
+being about five or six stories high, with balconies and flat roofs,
+in the form of terraces, which are used as a promenade. The churches,
+palaces, and public buildings are magnificent; but they suffer in
+comparison with the other architectural wealth of Italy. Vasi states
+there are about 300 churches; and among the other public buildings he
+mentions 37 conservatories, established for the benefit of poor
+children, and old people, both men and women.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The environs of Naples possess many attractions for the classic tourist,
+as well as for the strange flies of fashion. Among these is Virgil's
+Tomb, which is, indeed, holy ground. The temples, aqueducts, and arches
+of olden time are likewise stupendous records of the sumptuousness of
+the ancient people of this interesting district; and, apart from these
+attractions, the contemplative philosopher may read in the volcanic
+remains, and other phenomena on its shores, many inspiring lessons in
+the broad volume of Nature; as well as amid the neighbouring relics of
+Art, where
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Man marks the earth with ruin.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h2>
+LEICESTER ABBEY.&mdash;DEATH OF CARDINAL WOLSEY.
+</h2>
+
+<p>
+(<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+Few periods of English history are more pregnant with events, or more
+interesting to the antiquary, and general reader, than that which
+comprised the fortunes of Wolsey. The eventful life of the Cardinal,
+checkered as it was by the vicissitudes of fortune, his sudden
+elevation, and finally his more sudden fall and death, display an
+appalling picture of "the instability of human affairs." This prelate
+and statesman, who even aspired to the Papal throne itself, "was an
+honest poore man's sonne in the towne of Ipswiche,"<a id="footnotetag1" name="footnotetag1"></a><a href="#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a> who having
+received a good education, and being endowed with great capacity, soon
+rose to fill the highest offices of the church and state; in 1515 he
+was created Lord High Chancellor, and in three years afterwards was
+appointed legate <i>à latere</i> by the Pope, having previously received
+a Cardinal's cap.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Leicester Abbey was rendered famous as being the last residence of the
+unhappy Wolsey; "within its walls," says Gilpin, "was once exhibited a
+scene more humiliating to human ambition, and more instructive to human
+grandeur than almost any which history hath produced. Here the fallen
+pride of Wolsey retreated from the insults of the world, all his visions
+of ambition were now gone; his pomp and pageantry and crowded levees! On
+this spot he told the listening monks, the sole attendants of his dying
+hour, as they stood around his pallet, that he was come to lay his bones
+among them, and gave a pathetic testimony to the truth and joys of
+religion, which preaches beyond a thousand lectures."<a id="footnotetag2" name="footnotetag2"></a><a href="#footnote2"><sup>2</sup></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On his road to London, whither he had been summoned, from his castle of
+<i>Cawood</i>, by Henry, to take his trial for high treason, he was seized
+with a disorder, which so much increased as to oblige his resting at
+Leicester, where he was met at the Abbey gate by the Abbot and his whole
+convent. The first ejaculation
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page419" name="page419"></a>[pg 419]</span>
+of Wolsey, on meeting these holy persons,
+plainly shows that he was fully aware of his approaching end: "Father
+Abbot," said he, "I am come hither to lay my bones among you;"<a id="footnotetag3" name="footnotetag3"></a><a href="#footnote3"><sup>3</sup></a> and it
+was with great difficulty that they could get him up the stairs, which
+it was fated he was never again to descend alive. A short time previous
+to his death, he thus addressed the Constable of the Tower, who was
+appointed to convey him to the metropolis:&mdash;"Well, well, Master
+Kingstone, I see the matter how it is framed; but if I had serued God as
+diligentlie as I haue done the king, he would not haue giuen me ouer in
+my gray haires;<a id="footnotetag4" name="footnotetag4"></a><a href="#footnote4"><sup>4</sup></a> but this is the iust reward that I must receiue for
+the diligent paines and study yt I haue had to doe him seruice, not
+regarding my seruice to God, but onely to satisfie his pleasure; I praie
+you haue me most humblie commended vnto his royal maiestie, and beseech
+him in my behalfe to call to his princelie remembrance, all matters
+proceeding between him and mee, from the beginning of the worlde, and
+the progress of the same, and most especialle in his weightie matter,
+and then shall his grace's conscience know whether I haue oflended him
+or no."<a id="footnotetag5" name="footnotetag5"></a><a href="#footnote5"><sup>5</sup></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus sunk into the grave a man, who was a victim to tyranny, but
+to a tyranny which he had himself formed; that he was a person far
+enlightened beyond the period in which he lived no one can presume
+to doubt. He tended greatly to promote the arts and learning of his
+country. His personal character displayed as great a variety of opposite
+qualities, as the fortunes to which he had been exposed; his magnanimity
+was oftentimes clouded by the greatest meanness, and with an urbanity of
+manners, he combined an intolerable degree of pride and arrogance; he
+was frank and generous, but his overwhelming ambition greatly tended to
+obscure these nobler qualities of his mind, and as he rose, he became
+haughty and overbearing. His character has been obscured by the envy and
+partiality of his contemporaries, who have generally endeavoured to load
+his memory with reproaches. "This Cardinall," says Holinshed, "was
+of great stomach, for he compted himselfe equall with princes, and by
+craftie suggestion got into his hands innumerable treasure; he forced
+little on simonie, and was not pittiful, and stood affectionate in his
+owne opinion; in open presence he would lie and saie vntruth, and was
+double both in speech and meaning; he would promise much and performe
+little; he was vicious of his bodie, and gaue the clergy euill example;
+he hated sore the Citie of London and feared it. It was told him that
+he should die in the waie toward London, wherefore he feared lest the
+commons of the citie would arise in riotous maner and so slaie him, yet
+for all that he died in the waie toward London, carrieng more with him
+out of the worlde than he brought into it, namellie, a winding sheete,
+besides other necessaries thought meet for a dead man, as a Christian
+comelinesse required."<a id="footnotetag6" name="footnotetag6"></a><a href="#footnote6"><sup>6</sup></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The remains of the Cardinal were interred in the Abbey Church at
+Leicester, after having been viewed by the Mayor and Corporation,
+(for the prevention of false rumours,) and were attended to the grave
+by the Abbot and all the brethren. This last ceremony was performed by
+torchlight, the canons singing dirges, and offering orisons, at between
+four and five o'clock of the morning, on St. Andrew's Day, November the
+30th, 1530.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Leicester Abbey was founded (according to Leland) <a id="footnotetag7" name="footnotetag7"></a><a href="#footnote7"><sup>7</sup></a> in the year 1143,
+in the reign of King Stephen, by Robert Bossue, Earl of Leicester, for
+black canons of the order of St. Augustine, and was dedicated to the
+Virgin Mary. It is situated in a pleasant meadow, to the north of the
+town, watered by the river Soar, whence it acquired the name of <i>St.
+Mary de Pratis</i>, or <i>de la Pré</i>. This monastery was richly endowed
+with lands in thirty-six of the neighbouring parishes, besides various
+possessions in other counties, and enjoyed considerable privileges and
+immunities. Bossue, with the consent of Lady Amicia, his wife, became
+a canon regular in his own foundation, in expiation of his rebellious
+conduct towards his sovereign, and particularly for the injuries which
+he had thereby brought upon the "goodly towne of Leycestre." At the
+dissolution of the monasteries by Henry VIII. the revenues of this house
+were valued according to <i>Speed</i> at £1062. 0s. 4d., <i>Dugdale</i> says £951.
+14s. 5d.; and its site was granted in the 4th of Edward VI. to William,
+Marquess of Northampton.<a id="footnotetag8" name="footnotetag8"></a><a href="#footnote8"><sup>8</sup></a>
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+ S.I.B.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page420" name="page420"></a>[pg 420]</span>
+</p>
+
+
+<h3>
+ ANCIENT OATHS.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+(<i>To the Editor of the Mirror</i>.)
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+It will be recollected, that in a former volume I gave you the form of
+the oath taken by the appellee in the ancient manner of trial by battle.
+The appellee, when appealed of felony, pleads <i>not guilty</i> and throws
+down his glove, and declares he will defend the same by his body; the
+appellant takes up the glove, and replies that he is ready to make good
+the appeal body for body; and thereupon the appellee, taking the book in
+his right hand, makes oath as before mentioned. To which the appellant
+replies, holding the Bible and his antagonist's hand in the same manner
+as the other, "Hear this, O man, whom I hold by the hand, who callest
+thyself <i>Thomas</i> by the name of baptism, that thou art perjured; and
+therefore perjured, because that thou feloniously didst murder my
+father, <i>William</i> by name. So help me God and the Saints, and this I
+will prove against thee by my body, as this court shall award." And then
+the combat proceeds.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is a striking resemblance between this process and that of the
+court of <i>Arcopagus,</i> at Athens, for murder, where the prisoner and
+prosecutor were both sworn in the most solemn manner&mdash;the prosecutor,
+that he was related to the deceased, (for none but near relations were
+permitted to prosecute in that court,) and that the prisoner was the
+cause of his death; the prisoner, that he was innocent of the charge
+against him.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In time I hope to be able to furnish you with other specimens of our
+curious ancient oaths.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+W.H.H.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ SONNET.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+(<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Whose heart is not delighted at the sound</p>
+<p class="i2"> Of rural song, of Nature's melody,</p>
+ <p> When hills and dales with harmony rebound,</p>
+ <p> While Echo spreads the pleasing strains around,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Awak'ning pure and heartfelt sympathy!</p>
+ <p> Perchance on some rude rock the minstrel stands,</p>
+<p class="i2"> While his pleased hearers wait entranced around;</p>
+ <p> Behold him touch the chords with fearless hands,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Creating heav'nly joys from earthly sound.</p>
+ <p> How many voices in the chorus rise,</p>
+<p class="i2"> And artless notes renew the failing strains;</p>
+ <p> The honest boor his vocal talent tries,</p>
+ <p> Approving love beams from his "fair one's eyes,"</p>
+<p class="i2"> While age, in silent joy, forgets its pains.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>
+J.J.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+THE DEATH OF SALADIN.<a id="footnotetag9" name="footnotetag9"></a><a href="#footnote9"><sup>9</sup></a>
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+(<i>For the Mirror.</i>)
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> The angel of death hath too surely prest</p>
+ <p> His fatal sign on the warrior's breast&mdash;</p>
+ <p> Quench'd is the light of the eagle-eye,</p>
+ <p> And the nervous limbs rest languidly&mdash;</p>
+ <p> The eloquent tongue is silent and still,</p>
+ <p> The deep clear voice again may not chill</p>
+ <p> The hearers' hearts with its own deep thrill.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Ah, who can gaze on death, nor inward feel</p>
+ <p> A creeping horror through the bosom steal,</p>
+ <p> Like one who stands upon a precipice,</p>
+ <p> And sees below a mangled sacrifice,</p>
+ <p> Feeling that he himself must ere long fall,</p>
+ <p> With none to save him, none to hear his call,</p>
+ <p> Or wrest him from the agonizing thrall?</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> And yet it is but sleep we look upon!</p>
+ <p> But in that sleep from which the life is gone</p>
+ <p> Sinks the proud Saladin, Egyptia's lord.</p>
+ <p> His faith's firm champion, and his Prophet's sword;</p>
+ <p> Not e'en the red cross knights withstand his pow'r,</p>
+ <p> But, sorrowing, mark the Moslem's triumph hour,</p>
+ <p> And the pale crescent float from Salem's tow'r.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> As the keen arrow, hurl'd with giant-might,</p>
+ <p> Rends the thin air in its impetuous flight,</p>
+ <p> But being spent on earth innoxious lies,</p>
+ <p> E'en its track vanish'd from the yielding skies&mdash;</p>
+ <p> So lies the soldan, stopp'd his bright career,</p>
+ <p> His vanquish'd realms their prostrate heads uprear,</p>
+ <p> And coward kings forget their servile fear.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Ere yet stern Azrael<a id="footnotetag10" name="footnotetag10"></a><a href="#footnote10"><sup>10</sup></a> cut the thread of life,</p>
+ <p> While Death and Nature wag'd unequal strife,</p>
+ <p> Spoke the expiring hero:&mdash;"Hither stand,</p>
+ <p> Receive your dying sovereign's last command.</p>
+ <p> When that the spirit from my frame is riven,</p>
+ <p> (Oh, gracious Alla! be my sins forgiven,</p>
+ <p> And bright-eyed Houris waft my soul to heaven,)</p>
+ <p> Then when you bear me to my last retreat,</p>
+ <p> Let not the mourners howl along the street&mdash;</p>
+ <p> Let not my soldiers in the train be seen,</p>
+ <p> Nor banners float, nor lance or sabre gleam&mdash;</p>
+ <p> Nor yet, to testify a vain regret,</p>
+ <p> O'er my remains let costly shrine be set,</p>
+ <p> Or sculptur'd stone, or gilded minaret;</p>
+ <p> But let a herald go before my bier,</p>
+ <p> Bearing on point of lance the robe I wear.</p>
+ <p> Shouting aloud, 'Behold what now remains</p>
+ <p> Of the proud conqueror of Syria's plains,</p>
+ <p> Who bow'd the Persian, made the Christian feel</p>
+ <p> The deadly sharpness of the Moslem steel;</p>
+ <p> But of his conquests, riches, honours, might,</p>
+ <p> Naught sleeps with him in death's unbroken night,</p>
+ <p> Save this poor robe.'"</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>
+D.A.H.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ BANQUETTING HOUSE, WHITEHALL.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+(<i>For the Mirror.</i>)
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+This splendid pile which is at present under repair, was erected in the
+time of James I. Whitehall being in a most ruinous state, he determined
+to rebuild it in a very princely manner, and worthy of the residence
+of the monarchs of the British empire. He began with pulling
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page421" name="page421"></a>[pg 421]</span>
+down the
+banquetting rooms built by Elizabeth. That which bears the above name at
+present was begun in 1619, from a design of Inigo Jones, in his purest
+style; and executed by Nicholas Stone, master mason and architect to
+the king; it was finished in two years, and cost £17,000. but is only
+a small part of a vast plan, left unexecuted by reason of the unhappy
+times which succeeded. The ceiling of this noble room cannot be
+sufficiently admired; it was painted by Rubens, who had £3,000. for
+his work. The subject is the Apotheosis of James I. forming nine
+compartments; one of the middle represents our pacific monarch on
+his earthly throne, turning with horror from Mars, and other of the
+discordant deities, and as if it were, giving himself up to the amiable
+goddess he always cultivated, and to her attendants, Commerce, and the
+Fine Arts. This fine performance is painted on canvass, and is in high
+preservation; but a few years ago it underwent a repair by Cipriani, who
+had £2,000. for his trouble. Near the entrance is a bust of the royal
+founder.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Little did James think (says Pennant) that he was erecting a pile from
+which his son was to step from the throne to the scaffold. He had been
+brought in the morning of his death, from St. James's across the Park,
+and from thence to Whitehall, where ascending the great staircase, he
+passed through the long gallery to his bed-chamber, the place allotted
+to him to pass the little time before he received the fatal blow. It
+is one of the lesser rooms marked with the letter A in the old plan of
+Whitehall. He was from thence conducted along the galleries and the
+banquetting house, through the wall, in which a passage was broken to
+his last earthly stage. Mr. Walpole tells us that Inigo Jones, surveyor
+of the works done about the king's house, had only 8s. 4d. a day, and
+£46. a year for house-rent, and a clerk and other incidental expenses.
+The present improvements at Whitehall make one exclaim with the poet,
+Pope&mdash;
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> "I see, I see, where two fair cities bend</p>
+ <p> Their ample brow, <i>a new Whitehall ascend.</i>"</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p>
+Again,
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> "You too proceed, make falling arts your care,</p>
+ <p> <i>Erect new wonders, and the old repair;</i></p>
+ <p> <i>Jones</i> and Palladio to themselves <i>restore</i>,</p>
+ <p> And be whate'er Vitruvius was before."</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<h3>
+ P.T.W.
+</h3>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ THE UNIVERSE.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+<i>(For the Mirror.)</i>
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> O light celestial, streaming wide</p>
+<p class="i2"> Through morning'd court of fairy blue&mdash;</p>
+ <p> O tints of beauty, beams of pride,</p>
+<p class="i2"> That break around its varied hue&mdash;</p>
+ <p> Still to thy wonted pathway true,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Thou shinest on serenely free,</p>
+ <p> Best born of <i>Him</i>, whose mercy grew</p>
+<p class="i2"> In every gift, sweet world, to thee.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> O countless stars, that, lost in light,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Still gem the proud sun's glory bed,</p>
+ <p> And o'er the saddening brow of night</p>
+<p class="i2"> A softer, holier influence shed&mdash;</p>
+ <p> How well your radiant march hath sped.</p>
+<p class="i2"> Unfailing vestals of the sky,</p>
+ <p> As smiling thus ye weed from dread</p>
+<p class="i2"> The soul ye court to muse on high.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> O flowers that breathe of beauty's reign,</p>
+<p class="i2"> In many a tint o'er lawn and lea,</p>
+ <p> That give the cold heart once again</p>
+<p class="i2"> A dream of happier infancy;</p>
+ <p> And even on the grave can be</p>
+<p class="i2"> A spell to weed affection's pain&mdash;</p>
+ <p> Children of Eden, who could see.</p>
+<p class="i2"> Nor own <i>His</i> bounty in your reign?</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> O winds, that seem to waft from far</p>
+<p class="i2"> A mystic murmur o'er the soul,</p>
+ <p> As ye had power to pass the bar</p>
+<p class="i2"> Of nature in your vast control,</p>
+ <p> Hail to your everlasting roll&mdash;</p>
+<p class="i2"> Obedient still ye wander dim,</p>
+ <p> And softly breathe, or loudly toll,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Through earth and sky the name of <i>Him</i>.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> O world of waters, o'er whose bed</p>
+<p class="i2"> The chainless winds unceasing swell,</p>
+ <p> That claim'st a kindred over head,</p>
+<p class="i2"> As 'twixt the skies thou seem'st to dwell;</p>
+ <p> And e'en on earth art but a spell,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Amid their realms to wander free&mdash;</p>
+ <p> Thy task of pride hath speeded well,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Thou deep, eternal, boundless sea.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> O storms of night and darkness, flung</p>
+<p class="i2"> In blackening chaos o'er the world,</p>
+ <p> When thunderpeals are dreadly rung,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Mid clouds in sightless fury hurl'd,</p>
+ <p> Types of a mightier power, impearl'd</p>
+<p class="i2"> With mercy's soft, redeeming ray,</p>
+ <p> Still at His voice your wings are furl'd,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Ye wake to own and to obey.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> O thou blest whole of light and love,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Thou glorious realm of earth and sky,</p>
+ <p> That breath'st of blissful hope above,</p>
+<p class="i2"> When all of thine hath wander'd by,</p>
+ <p> Throughout thy range, nor tear nor sigh</p>
+<p class="i2"> But breathes of bliss, of beauty's reign,</p>
+ <p> And concord, such as in the sky</p>
+<p class="i2"> The soul is taught to meet again.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> O man, who veil'd in deepest night</p>
+<p class="i2"> This beauty-breathing world of thine,</p>
+ <p> And taught the serpent's deadly blight</p>
+<p class="i2"> Amid its sweetest flowers to twine,</p>
+ <p> Thou, thou alone hast dared repine,</p>
+<p class="i2"> And turn'd aside from duty's call,</p>
+ <p> Thou who hast broken nature's shrine,</p>
+<p class="i2"> And wilder'd hope and darken'd all.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>
+ANNETTE TURNER.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<p>
+A half-pint of wine for young men in perfect health is enough, and you
+will be able to take your exercise better, and feel better for this
+abstinence.&mdash;<i>Dr. Babington.</i>
+</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page422" name="page422"></a>[pg 422]</span>
+</p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>
+ THE SKETCH BOOK.
+</h2>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ COLLEGE LOVE.
+</h3>
+
+
+<p>
+We had gone into Devonshire, for the purpose of being more retired, that
+we might study more attentively, and with less chance of interruption,
+than in a town. We chose, accordingly, for our residence, one of the
+most beautiful and retired cottages we ever saw. It was situated very
+near the sea; and, oh! what thoughts used to steal over us, of romance
+and true love, as we gazed upon that quiet ocean, from the vine-covered
+window of our quiet, sweet, secluded home! Day after day, we wandered
+among the woods in the neighbourhood, and rejoiced, at each successive
+visit, to find out new beauties. This continued for some time; till at
+last, on returning one day, we saw an unusual bustle in the room we
+occupied. On entering, we found our landlady hurrying out in great
+confusion, and, along with her, a beautiful, blushing girl, so perfectly
+ladylike in her appearance, that we wondered by what means our venerable
+hostess could have become acquainted with so interesting a visiter. She
+soon explained the mystery; this lady, who seemed more bewitching every
+moment that we gazed on her, was the daughter of a 'squire in whose
+family our worthy landlady had been nurse. She had come, without knowing
+that any lodger was in the house, and was to stay a week. Oh! that week!
+the happiest of our life. We soon became intimate; our books lay fast
+locked up at the bottom of our trunk: we walked together, saw the sun
+set together in the calm ocean, and then walked happily and contentedly
+home in the twilight; and long before the week was at an end, we had
+vowed eternal vows, and sworn everlasting constancy. We had not, to
+be sure, discovered any great powers of mind in our enslaver; but how
+interesting is even ignorance, when it comes from such a beautiful
+and smiling mouth! We had already formed happy plans of moulding her
+unformed opinions, and directing and sharing all her studies. The little
+slips which were observable in her grammar, we attributed to want of
+care; and the accent, which was very powerful, was rendered musical to
+our ear, at the same time as dear to our heart, by the whiteness of the
+little arm that lay so quietly and lovingly within our own. And then,
+her taste in poetry was not the most delicate or refined; but she was so
+enthusiastically fond of it, that we imagined a little training would
+lead her to prefer many of Mr. Moore's ballads, to the pathos of Giles
+Scroggins; and that in time, the "Shining River" might occupy a superior
+place, in her estimation, to a song from which she repeated, with tears
+in her eyes&mdash;,
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> "But like the star what lighted</p>
+ <p> Pale billion to its fated doom,</p>
+ <p> Our nuptial song is blighted,</p>
+ <p> And its rose quench'd in its bloom."</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p>
+And then, she seemed so fond of flowers, and knew so much about their
+treatment, that we fancied how lovely she must look while engaged in that
+fascinating study; and often, in our dreaming moods, did we mutter about
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p class="i6"> "Fair Proserpine</p>
+ <p> Within the vale of Enna gathering flowers,</p>
+ <p> Herself the fairest flower."&mdash;</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+
+<p>
+But why should we repeat what every one can imagine so well for himself?
+At last, the hour of parting came; and, week after week, her stay at the
+cottage had been prolonged, till our departure took place before hers.
+And on that day she looked, as all men's sweethearts do at leaving them,
+more touchingly beautiful than ever we had seen her before; and after we
+had torn ourself away, we looked back, and there we saw her standing in
+the same spot we had left her, a statue of misery and despair,&mdash;"like
+Niobe all tears."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Astonishment occupied the minds of all our friends on our return to
+college. The change which took place on our feelings and conduct was
+indeed amazing; our mornings were devoted to gazing on a lock of
+our&mdash;she was rather unfortunate in a name&mdash;our Grizel's hair, and to
+lonely hours of musing in the meadow on all the adventures of our
+sojourn in Devonshire. No longer we stood listlessly in the quadrangle,
+joining the knots of idlers, of whom we used to be one of the chief;
+no longer had even Castles' Havannahs any charms for our lips; and our
+whole heart was wrapt up in the expectation of a letter. This we were
+not to receive for three long weeks; and by that time she was to have
+returned home, consulted her father on the subject of our attachment,
+and return us a definitive reply. We wrote in the meantime&mdash;such a
+letter! We are assured it must have been written on a sheet of asbestos,
+or it must infallibly have taken fire. It began, "Lovely and most
+beautiful Grizel!" and ended, "Your adorer." At last the letter that was
+to conclude all our hopes was put into our hands. We had some men that
+morning to breakfast; we received it just as they were beginning the
+third pie. How heartily we prayed they would he off and leave us
+alone! But no&mdash;on they kept swallowing pigeon
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page423" name="page423"></a>[pg 423]</span>
+after pigeon, and seemed
+to consider themselves as completely fixtures as the grate or the
+chimney-piece. We wished devoutly to see a bone sticking in the throat
+of our most intimate friend, and, by way of getting quit of them, had
+thoughts of setting fire to the room. At last, however, they departed.
+Immediately as the skirt of the last one's coat disappeared, we
+carefully locked and bolted our door, and, with hands trembling with
+joy, we took out the letter. Not very clean was its appearance, and not
+over correct or well-spelt was its address; and, above all, a yellow,
+dingy wafer filled up the place of the green wax we had expected, and
+the true lover's motto, "Though lost to sight, to memory dear," was
+supplied by the impression of a thimble. We opened it. Horror and
+amazement! never was such penmanship beheld. The lines were complete
+exemplifications of the line of beauty, so far as their waving, and
+twisting, and twining was concerned; and the orthography it was past
+all human comprehension to understand.
+</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+"My deerest deere, dear sur,"&mdash;this was the letter,&mdash;"i kim him more nor
+a wic agon, butt i cuddunt right yu afore ass i av bin with muther an
+asnt seed father till 2 day. he sais as my fortin is 3 hundurd pouns,
+he sais as he recomminds me tu take mi hold lover Mister Tomas the
+gaurdnar, he sais as yu caunt mary no boddi, accause you must be a
+batseller three ears. if thiss be troo i am candied enuff to tell you
+ass i caunt wate so long my deerast deer, o yu ave brock mi art! wy did
+yu sai al ass yu sad iff yu cud unt mary nor none of the scolards at
+hocksfoot Kolidge. father sais as ther iss sum misstake praps yu did unt
+no ass mother is not marid 2 father butt is marrid to the catchmun and
+father is marad to a veri gud ladi ass gove me a gud edocasion. mi
+deerest deere it brakes my art all from yu for tu part, i rot them lines
+this marnin. mister tomas sais as i gov im mi prumass befor i cum to ave
+the apiness of see yu. butt i dant thinc i giv mor promass to him. nor
+2 manni uthers. mi deerest deer and troo luv cuppid! i feer our nutshell
+song is blitid and its ros kwencht in its blum. them was plesent ours
+when the carnashuns and tullups was all in blo, wasunt them mi deer luv.
+mister tomas sais ass he can mari me in a munth and father sais i hot tu
+take im. iff so be as yu caun't du it beefor i thinc i shal take im ass
+father sais there is sum mistake, mi deerest deere mi art is brock butt
+i thinc i shall take im iff so bee as I dant ear frum yu. gud nite my
+troo luv i shal kip your lockat for a kipsic an yu ma kiss my luck off
+air for the sack of your brockan arted
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote>
+"GRIZEL."
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>
+It is astonishing how the perusal of this cured us of our affection.
+At the first line we recollected that she had a tendency to squint,
+and long before we came to the conclusion, we remembered that her
+ancles were rather thick, and her feet by no means of diminutive size.
+Thus ended our love adventures at the University. Our heroine we have
+never heard of since, and we have resisted the most tempting offers
+from the loveliest of her sex; and in spite of sighing heiresses and
+compassionate old maids, we are still a bachelor; and a bachelor,
+in defiance of all their machinations, we are firmly determined to
+remain.&mdash;<i>Blackwood's Magazine.</i>
+</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+
+<h2>
+ MANNERS AND CUSTOMS OF ALL NATIONS.
+</h2>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ CHRISTMAS CUSTOMS IN THE NETHERLANDS.
+</h3>
+
+<p>
+(<i>For the Mirror</i>.)
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+Many singular customs are observed in the Netherlands at Christmas, and
+as they materially differ from those known in England, a brief notice of
+<i>one</i> of them may probably prove acceptable to the readers of the
+MIRROR.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In almost every Dutch town, and in every considerable village, the
+following custom prevails:&mdash;At a little after two o'clock in the morning
+of Christmas-day, a number of young men assemble in the market-place,
+and sing some verses suited to the occasion. One of the young men bears
+an <i>artificial star,</i> which is fixed to a pole, and elevated above the
+heads of the people; it is very large, and is rendered beautifully
+transparent when a light is placed in the inside. This artificial
+luminary is intended to represent the star of the east, which directed
+the wise men to Bethlehem, the birthplace of Christ. At a little
+distance, the appearance is exceedingly brilliant, for there is no other
+light among the populace to diminish its lustre, and the whole scene
+is singularly picturesque. The resplendent light issuing from the star
+strikes powerfully upon the countenances of the principal actors, while
+those more remote receive only a faint and subdued gleam. The silvery
+effulgence of the moon, the sombre and deserted look of the buildings
+around, and the general stillness that pervades every object, save the
+scene of action, might inspire the mind of a Rembrandt, or introduce
+to the mere casual beholder feelings at once new and poetical.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After parading through the town, the youths repair in a body to the
+residence
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page424" name="page424"></a>[pg 424]</span>
+of some opulent inhabitant, where their arrival is welcomed
+with shouts and clapping of hands, and where they are entertained with
+a plentiful repast.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+G.W.N.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ THE JEWS.
+</h3>
+
+
+<p>
+Their present actual numbers may, perhaps, not exceed six
+millions&mdash;numbers, however, probably greater than those over which
+Solomon reigned; and of these six millions there may be resident in the
+contiguous countries of Moravia, Ancient Poland, the Crimea, Moldavia,
+and Wallachia, above three millions. Except within the countries which
+formed Poland before its partitions, their population contained in any
+one European kingdom, cannot, therefore, be great. Yet so essentially
+are they one people, we might almost say one family; and so disposable
+is their wealth, as mainly vested in money transactions, that they must
+be considered as an aggregate, and not in their individual portions.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Jews in France are perhaps from thirty to forty thousand; they
+abound chiefly at Metz, along the Rhine, and at Marseilles and Bordeaux.
+In Bonaparte's time they were imagined to amount to at least twice that
+number.&mdash;They are relieved from civil restraints and disabilities in
+France, and in the Netherlands also. The Jews in Holland, of both German
+and Portuguese origin, are numerous; the latter are said to have taken
+refuge there when the United Provinces asserted their independence of
+Spain; they have a splendid synagogue at Amsterdam. Infidelity is
+supposed to have made more progress amongst them than amongst the German
+Jews in Holland. The Italian Jews are chiefly at Leghorn and Genoa; and
+there are four thousand of them at Rome. In speaking of the religion of
+the Jews, it is not necessary to particularize those who assumed the
+mask of Christianity under terror of the Inquisition, although much has
+been said of their wealth and numbers, and of the high offices they have
+filled in Spain, and especially in Portugal. But it is curious to see,
+in a very distant quarter, a like simulation produced amongst them
+by like causes. There are at Salonica thirty synagogues, and about
+twenty-five thousand professed Jews; and a body of Israelites have been
+lately discovered there, who, really adhering to the faith of their
+fathers, have externally embraced Mahomedanism.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Barbary Jews are a very fine people; but the handsomest Jews are
+said to be those of Mesopotamia. That province may also boast of an Arab
+chief who bears the name of the Patriarch Job, is rich in sheep, and
+camels, and oxen, and asses, abounds in hospitality, and believes that
+he descends from him; he is also famed for his justice. The Jews at
+Constantinople, forty thousand in number, and in the parts of European
+Turkey on and near the Mediterranean, speak Spanish, and appear to
+descend from Israelites driven from Spain by persecution. The Bible
+Society are now printing at Corfu the New Testament, in Jewish-Spanish,
+for their benefit.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In truth, little appears to be known of the state of the Jews during
+some hundreds of years after the destruction of Jerusalem. The first
+body of learned Jews which drew attention after that disastrous event
+was that settled in Spain; and from it all Jewish learning descends.
+As in accomplishment of the prophecy, the Jew is found over the whole
+surface of the globe; he has been long established in China, which
+abhors the foreigner; and in Abyssinia, which it is almost as difficult
+to reach as to quit. The early Judaism of that country, and in later
+days the history of the powerful colony of Jews established in its
+heart, which at one time actually reigned over the kingdom, are matters
+so curious, that we regret that we can do no more than advert to them;
+we must say the same as to the evidence existing of Jewish rites having
+extended themselves very far southward along the eastern coast of
+Africa; the numerous Jews of Barbary; and the black and white Jews, who
+have been established for ages, more or less remote, on the Malabar
+coast. It may be here observed, that all the Israelites hitherto
+discovered appear to be descendants of those who held the kingdom of
+Judah.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Jews in Great Britain and Ireland are not supposed to be more than
+from ten to twelve thousand, very many of whom are foreigners, and
+migratory.&mdash;<i>Quarterly Rev.</i>
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ EGYPTIAN RATIONS.
+</h3>
+
+
+<p>
+The rations of the Egyptian soldiers were, according to Herodotus, five
+pounds of baked bread, two pounds of beef, and half a pint of wine
+daily.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>
+In the barbarous ages it was usual for persons who could not write, to
+make the sign of the cross in confirmation of a written paper. Several
+charters still remain in which kings and persons of great eminence
+affix "signum crucis pro ignoratione literarum," the sign of the cross,
+because of their ignorance of letters. From this is derived the phrase
+of signing instead of subscribing a paper.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p>
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page425" name="page425"></a>[pg 425]</span>
+</p>
+
+
+
+<h3>
+ COLUMN IN BLENHEIM PARK
+</h3>
+
+
+<div class="figure" style="width: 50%; float: left;">
+<a href="images/347-2.png"><img width="100%" src="images/347-2.png"
+alt="Column in Blenheim Park." /></a>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>
+(<i>To the Editor of the Mirror</i>.)
+</p>
+
+
+<p>
+You have lately directed the attention of the readers of the MIRROR to
+the park of Blenheim, in Oxfordshire, one of the most beautiful England
+can boast of, and likewise, according to Camden, the first park that
+was made in this country. I can bear witness to the correctness of
+your delineation and description of Rosamond's Well, which you gave
+in a recent number; but there is no trace whatever of the bower or
+labyrinth, the site of which is only pointed out by tradition. The
+park of Blenheim, besides the interest which attaches to it from the
+circumstance of its having been the residence of the early kings of
+England, and the scene of "Rosamond's" life, has in more modern times
+acquired additional interest from having been bestowed by the country
+upon the Duke of Marlborough, in testimony of the gratitude of the
+nation for the brilliant services he had rendered his country,
+particularly at the battle of Blenheim.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was a reward at once worthy of the English nation and of the
+illustrious hero on whom it was bestowed; and as it is at least
+pleasing, and perhaps useful, to recall to the mind the epochs of
+England's greatness amongst nations, I have sent a sketch of one of the
+most prominent objects in the park of Blenheim, which our forefathers
+deemed (in the language of the inscription) would "stand as long as the
+British name and language last, illustrious monuments of Marlborough's
+glory and of Britain's gratitude." This is an elegant column, 130 feet
+in height, and surmounted by a statue of the warrior in an antique
+habit. On three sides of the building there are nearly complete copies
+of the several Acts of Parliament by which the park and manor of
+Woodstock were granted to the Duke of Marlborough and his heirs; and on
+the fourth side is a very long inscription, said to have been penned by
+Lord Bolingbroke, which concludes thus:&mdash;
+</p>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> These are the actions of the Duke of Marlborough,</p>
+ <p> Performed in the compass of a few years,</p>
+ <p> Sufficient to adorn the annals of ages.</p>
+ <p> The admiration of other nations</p>
+ <p> Will be conveyed to the latest posterity,</p>
+ <p> In the histories even of the enemies of Britain.</p>
+ <p> The sense which the British nation had</p>
+ <p> Of his transcendant merit</p>
+ <p> Was expressed</p>
+ <p> In the most solemn, most effectual, most durable manner.</p>
+ <p> The Acts of Parliament inscribed on the pillar</p>
+ <p> Shall stand as long as the British name and language last,</p>
+ <p> Illustrious monuments</p>
+ <p> Of Marlborough's glory and</p>
+ <p> Of Britain's gratitude.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>
+G.W.
+</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+
+<h2>
+ THE SELECTOR AND LITERARY NOTICES OF <i>NEW WORKS</i>
+</h2>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ MEMOIRS OF VIDOCQ.
+</h3>
+
+<center>
+<i>The French Thief-taker</i>
+</center>
+
+
+<p>
+This is as full-charged a portrait of human depravity as the gloomiest
+misanthrope could wish for. But it has much wider claims on public
+attention than the gratification of the misanthropic few who mope in
+corners or stalk up and down leafless and almost solitary walks during
+this hanging and drowning season. Nevertheless, all men are more or less
+misanthropes, or they affect to be so; for only skim off the bile of a
+true critic, or the minds of the hundred thousand who read newspapers,
+and look first for the bankrupts and deaths. Sugar and wormwood and
+wormwood and sugar are the standing dishes, but as we read the other
+day, "there is a certain hankering for the gloomy side of nature, whence
+the trials and convictions of vice become so much more attractive than
+the brightest successes
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page426" name="page426"></a>[pg 426]</span>
+of virtue." People with <i>macadamized minds</i>,
+and their histories (scarce as the originals are) are mere nonentities,
+and food for the trunk-maker; whereas a book of hair-breadth escapes,
+thrilling with horror and romantic narrative will tempt people to sit up
+reading in their beds, till like Rousseau, they are reminded of morning
+by the stone-chatters at their window. To the last class belong the
+<i>Memoirs of Vidocq</i>, an analysis of which would be "utterly impossible,
+so powerful are the descriptions, and so continuous the thread of
+their history." The original work was published a short time since in
+Paris, and republished here; but, we believe the present is the first
+translation that has appeared in England. The newspapers have, from time
+to time, translated a few extracts, when their Old Bailey news was at a
+stand, so that the name of Vidocq must be somewhat familiar to many of
+our readers.<a id="footnotetag11" name="footnotetag11"></a><a href="#footnote11"><sup>11</sup></a>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Eugene Francois Vidocq is a native of Arras, where his father was
+a baker; and from early associations he fell into courses of excess
+which led to the necessity of his flying from the parental roof. After
+various, rapid, and unexampled events in the romance of real life, in
+which he was everything by turns and nothing long, he was liberated from
+prison, and became the principal and most active agent of police. He was
+made Chief of the Police de Surete under Messrs. Delavau and Franchet,
+and continued in that capacity from the year 1810 till 1827, during
+which period he extirpated the most formidable of those ruffians and
+villains to whom the excesses of the revolution and subsequent events
+had given full scope for the perpetration of the most daring robberies
+and inquitous excesses. Removed from employment, in which he had
+accumulated a handsome independence, he could not determine on leading a
+life of ease, for which his career of perpetual vigilance and adventure
+had unfitted him, and he built a paper manufactory at St. Mandeé, about
+two leagues from Paris, where he employs from forty to fifty persons,
+principally, it is asserted, liberated convicts, who having passed
+through the term of their sentence, are cast upon society without home,
+shelter, or character, and would be compelled to resort to dishonest
+practices did not this asylum offer them its protection and afford them
+opportunity of earning an honest living by industrious labour. One
+additional point of interest in the present volume is, that the author
+is still living.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+[We cannot follow Vidocq through his career of crime, neither would
+it be altogether profitable to our readers; but the <i>links</i> may be
+recapitulated in a few words. He must have been born a thief, and
+perhaps stole the spoon with which he was fed; but the <i>penchant</i>
+runs in the family, for Vidocq and his brother rob the same till of
+a fencing-room, but his brother is first detected, and sent off "in a
+hurry," to a baker at Lille. Of course Vidocq soon gets partners in sin,
+and on the same day that he has been detected by the <i>living</i> evidence
+of two fowls which he had stolen, he sweeps from the dinner table ten
+forks and as many spoons, pawns them for 150 francs, spends the money
+in a few hours, and is imprisoned four days. He is then released;
+one of his pals gives a false alarm to Vidocq's mother, and during her
+temporary absence, Vidocq enters his home with a false key, steals
+2,000 francs from a strong chest, with which he escapes to Ostend,
+(intending to embark for America,) where he is decoyed by a <i>soi-disant</i>
+ship-broker, and loses all his ill-gotten wealth. He then resolves to
+betroth the sea, though not after the Venetian fashion, by giving her
+a dowry; the "sound of a trumpet" disturbs his attention, as it would
+of any other hero. But this proves to be the note of Paillasse, a
+merry-andrew. The "director," as the opera bills would say, was
+Cotte-Comus, belonging to a troop of rope-dancers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He next joins a player of Punch, to whose wife he enacts Romeo with
+better grace, and during one of the representations, the married people
+break each others heads, and Vidocq runs off during the affray. He then
+becomes assistant to a quack doctor, and the favoured swain of an
+actress; gets into the Bourbon regiment, where he is nicknamed Reckless,
+and kills two men, and fights fifteen duels in six months. His other
+exploits are as a corporal of grenadiers, of course, a deserter, and
+a prisoner of the revolution. He then marries, but does not reform.
+Of course a wife is but a temporary incumbrance to a man of Vidocq's
+dexterity. In chapter iii, we find him at Brussels, where he joins a set
+of nefarious gamblers at the <i>Cafes</i>, and has a most romantic adventure
+with a woman named Rosine. But we can follow him no further, except to
+add that his other comrades in Vol. I, are gipsies, smugglers, players,
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page427" name="page427"></a>[pg 427]</span>
+galley-slaves, drovers, Dutch sailors, and highwaymen.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We must, therefore, confine ourselves to a few detached extracts from
+the most interesting portion of the volume. At Lille, Vidocq meets with
+a <i>chere amie</i>, Francine; he suspects her fidelity, thrashes his rival,
+gets imprisoned, and is betrayed as an accomplice in a forgery. His
+"reflections" during his imprisonment in St. Peter's Tower, bring on
+a severe illness.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I was scarcely convalescent, when, unable to support the state of
+incertitude in which I found my affairs, I resolved on escaping, and
+to escape by the door, although that may appear a difficult step. Some
+particular observations made me choose this method in preference to any
+other. The wicket-keeper at St. Peter's Tower was a galley-slave from
+the Bagne (place of confinement) at Brest, sentenced for life. In
+a word, I relied on passing by him under the disguise of a superior
+officer, charged with visiting St. Peter's Tower, which was used as
+a military prison, twice a week.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Francine, whom I saw daily, got me the requisite clothing, which she
+brought me in her muff. I immediately tried them on, and they suited me
+exactly. Some of the prisoners who saw me thus attired assured me that
+it was impossible to detect me. I was the same height as the officer
+whose character I was about to assume, and I made myself appear
+twenty-five years of age. At the end of a few days, he made his usual
+round, and whilst one of my friends occupied his attention, under
+pretext of examining his food, I disguised myself hastily, and presented
+myself at the door, which the gaolkeeper, taking off his cap, opened,
+and I went out into the street. I ran to a friend of Francine's, as
+agreed on in case I should succeed, and she soon joined me there.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I was there perfectly safe, if I could resolve on keeping concealed; but
+how could I submit to a slavery almost as severe as that of St. Peter's
+Tower. As for three months I had been enclosed within four walls, I was
+now desirous to exercise the activity so long repressed. I announced my
+intention of going out; and, as with me an inflexible determination was
+always the auxiliary of the most capricious fancy, I did go. My first
+excursion was safely performed, but the next morning, as I was crossing
+the Rue Ecremoise, a sergeant named Louis, who had seen me during my
+imprisonment, met me, and asked if I was free. He was a severe practical
+man, and by a motion of his hand could summon twenty persons. I said
+that I would follow him; and begging him to allow me to bid adieu to my
+mistress, who was in a house of Rue de l'Hôpital, he consented, and we
+really met Francine, who was much surprised to see me in such company;
+and when I told her that having reflected, that my escape might injure
+me in the estimation of my judges, I had decided on returning to St.
+Peter's Tower, to wait the result of the process.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Francine did not at first comprehend why I had expended three hundred
+francs, to return at the end of four months to prison. A sign put her
+on her guard, and I found an opportunity of desiring her to put some
+cinders in my pocket whilst Louis and I took a glass of rum, and then
+set out for the prison. Having reached a deserted street, I blinded my
+guide with a handful of cinders, and regained my asylum with all speed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Louis having made his declaration, the gendarmes and police-officers
+were on the full cry after me; and there was one Jacquard amongst them
+who undertook to secure me if I were in the city. I was not unacquainted
+with these particulars, and instead of being more circumspect in my
+behaviour, I affected a ridiculous bravado. It might have been said
+that I ought to have had a portion of the premium promised for my
+apprehension. I was certainly hotly pursued, as may be judged from
+the following incident:&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jacquard learnt one day that I was going to dine in Rue Notre-Dame. He
+immediately went with four assistants, whom he left on the ground-floor,
+and ascended the staircase to the room where I was about to sit down to
+table with two females. A recruiting sergeant, who was to have made the
+fourth, had not yet arrived. I recognised Jacquard, who never having
+seen me, had not the same advantage, and besides my disguise would have
+bid defiance to any description of my person. Without being at all
+uneasy, I approached, and with a most natural tone I begged him to pass
+into a closet, the glass door of which looked on the banquetroom. "It
+is Vidocq whom you are looking for," said I; "if you will wait for ten
+minutes you will see him. There is his cover, he cannot be long. When he
+enters, I will make you a sign; but if you are alone, I doubt if you can
+seize him, as he is armed, and resolved to defend himself."&mdash;"I have my
+gendarmes on the staircase," answered he, "and if he escapes&mdash;"&mdash;"Take
+care how you place them then," said I with affected haste. "If Vidocq
+should see them he would mistrust some plot, and then farewell to the
+bird."&mdash;"But where shall I place them?"&mdash;"Oh, why in this closet&mdash;mind,
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page428" name="page428"></a>[pg 428]</span>
+no noise, that would spoil all; and I have more desire than yourself
+that he should not suspect anything." My commissary was now shut up in
+four walls with his agents. The door, which was very strong, closed
+with a double lock. Then, certain of time for escape, I cried to my
+prisoners, "You are looking for Vidocq&mdash;well, it is he who has caged
+you; farewell." And away I went like a dart, leaving the party shouting
+for help, and making desperate efforts to escape from the unlucky
+closet.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Two escapes of the same sort I effected, but at last I was arrested and
+carried back to St. Peter's Tower, where, for greater security, I was
+placed in a dungeon with a man named Calendrin, who was also thus
+punished for two attempts at escape. Calendrin, who had known me during
+my first confinement in the prison, imparted to me a fresh plan of
+escape, which he had devised by means of a hole worked in the wall of
+the dungeon of the galley-slaves, with whom we could communicate. The
+third night of my detention all was managed for our escape, and eight
+of the prisoners who first went out were so fortunate as to avoid being
+detected by the sentinel, who was only a short distance off.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Seven of us still remained, and we drew straws, as is usual in such
+circumstances, to determine which of the seven should first pass. I drew
+the short straw, and undressed myself that I might get with greater ease
+through the hole, which was very narrow, but to the great disappointment
+of all, I stuck fast without the possibility of advancing or receding.
+In vain did my companions endeavour to pull me out by force, I was
+caught as if in a trap, and the pain of my situation was so extreme,
+that not expecting further help from within, I called to the sentry to
+render me assistance. He approached with the precaution of a man who
+fears a surprise, and presenting his bayonet to my breast, forbade me
+to make the slightest movement. At his summons the guard came out, the
+porters ran with torches, and I was dragged from my hole, not without
+leaving behind me a portion of my skin and flesh. Torn and wounded as
+I was, they immediately transferred me to the prison of Petit Hotel,
+when I was put into a dungeon, fettered hand and foot.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Ten days afterwards I was placed amongst the prisoners, through my
+intreaties and promises not to attempt again to escape.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+[Here he meets with a fellow named Bruxellois, <i>the Daring</i>, of whom
+the following anecdote is related:&mdash;]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the moment of entering a farm with six of his comrades, he thrust his
+left hand through an opening in the shutter to lift the latch, but when
+he was drawing it back, he found that his wrist had been caught in a
+slip knot. Awakened by the noise, the inhabitants of the farm had laid
+this snare, although too weak to go out against a band of robbers which
+report had magnified as to numbers. But the attempt being thus defeated,
+day was fast approaching, and Bruxellois saw his dismayed comrades
+looking at each other with doubt, when the idea occurred to him that to
+avoid discovery they would knock out his brains. With his right hand he
+drew out his clasp knife with a sharp point, which he always had about
+him, and cutting off his wrist at the joint, fled with his comrades
+without being stopped by the excessive pain of his horrid wound.
+This remarkable deed, which has been attributed to a thousand
+different spots, really occurred in the vicinity of Lille, and is well
+authenticated in the northern districts, where many persons yet remember
+to have seen the hero of this tale, who was thence called Manchot,
+(or one-armed,) executed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+[Vidocq at length escapes, quits Lille, and flies to Ostend, where he
+joins a crew of smugglers.]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was with real repugnance that I went to the house of a man named
+Peters, to whom I was directed, as one deeply engaged in the pursuit,
+and able to introduce me to it. A sea-gull nailed on his door with
+extended wings, like the owls and weasels that we see on barns, guided
+me. I found the worthy in a sort of cellar, which by the ropes, sails,
+oars, hammocks, and barrels which filled it, might have been taken
+for a naval depot. From the midst of a thick atmosphere of smoke which
+surrounded him, he viewed me at first with a contempt which had not
+a good appearance, and my conjectures were soon realized, for I had
+scarcely offered my services than he fell upon me with a shower of
+blows. I could certainly have resisted him effectually, but astonishment
+had in a measure deprived me of the power of defence; and I saw besides,
+in the court-yard, half-a-dozen sailors and an enormous Newfoundland
+dog, which would have been powerful odds. Turned into the street, I
+endeavoured to account for this singular reception, when it occurred to
+me that Peters had mistaken me for a spy, and treated me accordingly.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This idea determined me on returning to a dealer in hollands, who
+had told me of him, and he, laughing at the results of my visit,
+gave me a pass-word that would procure me free access to Peters.&mdash;[He
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page429" name="page429"></a>[pg 429]</span>
+succeeds.]&mdash;I slept at Peters's house with a dozen or fifteen smugglers,
+Dutch, Danish, Swedish, Portuguese, and Russian; there were no
+Englishmen, and only two Frenchmen. The day after my installation, as
+we were all getting into our hammocks, or flock beds, Peters entered
+suddenly into our chamber, which was only a cellar contiguous to his
+own, and so filled with barrels and kegs, that we could scarcely find
+room to sling our hammocks. Peters had put off his usual attire, which
+was that of ship-caulker, or sail-maker, and had on a hairy cap, and a
+long red shirt, closed at the breast with a silver pin, fire-arms in his
+belt, and a pair of thick large, fisherman's boots, which reach the top
+of the thigh, or may be folded down beneath the knee.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"A-hoy! a-hoy!" cried he, at the door, striking the ground with the butt
+end of his carbine! "down with the hammocks, down with the hammocks! We
+will sleep some other day. The Squirrel has made signals for a landing
+this evening, and we must see what she has in her, muslin or tobacco.
+Come, come, turn out, my sea-boys."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In a twinkling every body was ready. They opened an arm-chest, and every
+man took out a carbine or blunderbuss, a brace of pistols, and a cutlass
+or boarding pike, and we set out, after having drunk so many glasses of
+brandy and arrack that the bottles were empty. At this time there were
+not more than twenty of us, but we were joined or met, at one place or
+another, by so many individuals, that on reaching the sea side we were
+forty-seven in number, exclusive of two females and some countrymen from
+the adjacent villages, who brought hired horses, which they concealed in
+a hollow behind some rocks.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was night, and the wind was shifting, whilst the sea dashed with so
+much force, that I did not understand how any vessels could approach
+without being cast on shore. What confirmed this idea was, that by the
+starlight I saw a small boat rowing backwards and forwards, as if it
+feared to land. They told me afterwards that this was only a manoeuvre
+to ascertain if all was ready for the unloading, and no danger to be
+apprehended. Peters now lighted a reflecting lantern, which one of the
+men had brought, and immediately extinguished it; the Squirrel raised
+a lantern at her mizen, which only shone for a moment, and then
+disappeared like a glow-worm on a summer's night. We then saw it
+approach, and anchor about a gun-shot off from the spot where we were.
+Our troop then divided into three companies, two of which were placed
+five hundred paces in front, to resist the revenue officers if they
+should present themselves. The men of these companies were then placed
+at intervals along the ground, having at the left arm a packthread which
+ran from one to the other: in case of alarm, it was announced by a
+slight pull, and each being ordered to answer this signal by firing his
+gun, a line of firing was thus kept up, which perplexed the revenue
+officers. The third company, of which I was one, remained by the
+sea-side, to cover the landing and the transport of the cargo.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All being thus arranged, the Newfoundland dog already mentioned, and
+who was with us, dashed at a word into the midst of the waves, and
+swam powerfully in the direction of the Squirrel, and in an instant
+afterwards returned with the end of a rope in his mouth. Peters
+instantly seized it, and began to draw it towards him, making us signs
+to assist him, which I obeyed mechanically. After a few tugs, I saw that
+at the end of the cable were a dozen small casks, which floated towards
+us. I then perceived that the vessel thus contrived to keep sufficiently
+far from the shore, not to run a risk of being stranded. In an instant
+the casks, smeared over with something that made them waterproof, were
+unfastened and placed on horses, which immediately dashed off for the
+interior of the country. A second cargo arrived with the same success;
+but as we were landing the third, some reports of fire-arms announced
+that our outposts were attacked. "There is the beginning of the ball,"
+said Peters, calmly; "I must go and see who will dance;" and taking up
+his carbine, he joined the outposts, which had by this time joined each
+other. The firing became rapid, and we had two men killed, and others
+slightly wounded. At the fire of the revenue officers, we soon found
+that they exceeded us in number; but alarmed, and fearing an ambuscade,
+they dared not to approach, and we effected our retreat without any
+attempt on their part to prevent it. From the beginning of the fight
+the Squirrel had weighed anchor and stood out to sea, for fear that the
+noise of the firing should bring down on her the government cruiser.
+I was told that most probably she would unload her cargo in some other
+part of the coast, where the owners had numerous agents.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+[Vidocq returns to Lille, where he is taken by two gendarmes, and
+concerts the following stratagem for escape:&mdash;]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This escape, however, was not so very easy a matter as may be surmised,
+when I say that our dungeons, seven feet square, had walls six feet
+thick, strengthened
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page430" name="page430"></a>[pg 430]</span>
+with planking crossed and rivetted with iron; a
+window, two feet by one, closed with three iron gratings placed one
+after the other, and the door cased with wrought iron. With such
+precautions, a jailor might depend on the safe keeping of his charge,
+but yet we overcame it all.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I was in a cell on the second floor with Duhamel. For six francs, a
+prisoner, who was also a turnkey, procured us two files, a ripping
+chisel, and two turnscrews. We had pewter spoons, and our jailor was
+probably ignorant of the use which prisoners could make of them. I knew
+the dungeon key; it was the counterpart of all the others on the same
+story; and I cut a model of it from a large carrot; then I made a mould
+with crumb of bread and potatoes. We wanted fire, and we procured it by
+making a lamp with a piece of fat and the rags of a cotton cap. The key
+was at last made of pewter, but it was not yet perfect; and it was only
+after many trials and various alterations that it fitted at last. Thus
+masters of the doors, we were compelled to work a hole in the wall, near
+the barns of the town-hall. Sallambier, who was in the dungeons below,
+found a way to cut the hole, by working through the planking.
+</p>
+
+
+<center>
+ THE PRISON OF BICETRE AT PARIS.
+</center>
+
+
+<p>
+The prison of Bicêtre is a neat quadrangular building, enclosing many
+other structures and many courts, which have each a different name;
+there is the grande cour (great court) where the prisoners walk; the
+cour de cuisine (or kitchen court;) the cour des chiens (or dog's
+court;) the cour de correction (or court of punishment;) and the cour
+des fers (or iron court.) In this last is a new building five stories
+high; each story contains forty cells, capable of holding four
+prisoners. On the platform, which supplies the place of a roof, was
+night and day a dog named Dragon, who passed in the prison for the most
+watchful and incorruptible of his kind; but some prisoners managed at a
+subsequent period to corrupt him through the medium of a roasted leg of
+mutton, which he had the culpable weakness to accept. The Amphytrions
+escaped whilst Dragon was swallowing the mutton; he was beaten and taken
+into the cour des chiens, where, chained up and deprived of the free air
+which he breathed on the platform, he was inconsolable for his fault,
+and perished piecemeal, a victim of remorse at his weakness in yielding
+to a moment of gluttony and error.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Near the erection I speak of is the old building, nearly arranged in
+the same way, and under which were dungeons of safety, in which were
+enclosed the troublesome and condemned prisoners. It was in one of these
+dungeons that for forty-three years lived the accomplice of Cartouche,
+who betrayed him to procure this commutation! To obtain a moment's
+sunshine, he frequently counterfeited death so well, that when he had
+actually breathed his last sigh, two days passed before they took
+off his iron collar. A third part of the building, called La Force,
+comprised various rooms, in which the prisoners were placed who arrived
+from the provinces, and were destined to the chain.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At this period, the prison of Bicêtre, which is only strong from the
+strict guard kept up there, could contain twelve hundred prisoners; but
+they were piled on each other, and the conduct of the jailors in no way
+assuaged the inconvenience of the place.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+If any man arrived from the country well clad, who, condemned for a
+first offence, was not as yet initiated into the customs and usages of
+prisons, in a twinkling he was stripped of his clothes, which were sold
+in his presence to the highest bidder. If he had jewels or money, they
+were alike confiscated to the profit of the society, and if he were too
+long in taking out his ear-rings, they snatched them out without the
+sufferer daring to complain. He was previously warned, that if he spoke
+of it, they would hang him in the night to the bars of his cell, and
+afterwards say that he had committed suicide. If a prisoner, out of
+precaution, when going to sleep, placed his clothes under his head, they
+waited until he was in his first sleep, and then they tied to his foot a
+stone, which they balanced at the side of his bed; at the least motion
+the stone fell, and aroused by the noise, the sleeper jumped up, and
+before he could discover what had occurred, his packet hoisted by a
+cord, went through the iron bars to the floor above. I have seen, in
+the depth of winter, these poor devils, having been deprived of their
+property in this way, remain in the court in their shirts until some one
+threw them some rags to cover their nakedness. As long as they remained
+at Bicêtre, by burying themselves, as we may say, in their straw, they
+could defy the rigour of the weather; but at the departure of the chain,
+when they had no other covering than the frock and trousers made of
+packing cloth, they often sunk exhausted and frozen before they reached
+the first resting place.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+[As we have said, the present is but a fourth portion of Vidocq's
+exploits; and if the remaining three are of equal interest,
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page431" name="page431"></a>[pg 431]</span>
+the work
+will be one of the most extraordinary of our times. We scarcely remember
+a counterpart, although the Memoirs of James Hardy Vaux are of the same
+stamp. The fate of the latter work was curious enough. The manuscript
+was sent by the author from New South Wales, whither he had been
+transported. It was printed in two small volumes, and published by an
+eminent west-end bookseller, who, for some unexplained motive withdrew
+the edition, which is, we believe, now in the printer's warehouse. The
+Editor of the "Autobiography" has, however, reprinted Vaux's memoirs in
+his series; their style is very superior to that of Vidocq's, (which is
+a translation) and as scores of worse books are printed annually, we
+rejoice at their rescue from oblivion.]
+</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+
+<h2>
+ THE ANECDOTE GALLERY.
+</h2>
+
+
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ WHITFIELD.
+</h3>
+
+
+<p>
+Remarkable instances are related of the manner in which Whitfield
+impressed his hearers. A man at Exeter stood with stones in his
+pocket, and one in his hand, ready to throw at him; but he dropped
+it before the sermon was far advanced, and going up to him after
+the preaching was over, he said, "Sir, I came to hear you with an
+intention to break your head; but God, through your ministry, has
+given me a broken heart." A ship-builder was once asked what he
+thought of him. "Think!" he replied, "I tell you, sir, every Sunday
+that I go to my parish church, I can build a ship from stem to stern
+under the sermon; but, were it to save my soul, under Mr. Whitfield I
+could not lay a single plank." Hume pronounced him the most ingenious
+preacher he had ever heard; and said, it was worth while to go twenty
+miles to hear him. But, perhaps, the greatest proof of his persuasive
+powers was, when he drew from Franklin's pocket the money which that
+clear, cool reasoner had determined not to give; it was for the
+orphan-house at Savannah. "I did not," says the American philosopher,
+"disapprove of the design; but as Georgia was then destitute of
+materials and workmen, and it was proposed to send them from
+Philadelphia at a great expense, I thought it would have been better
+to have built the house at Philadelphia, and brought the children to
+it. This I advised; but he was resolute in his first project, rejected
+my counsel, and I therefore refused to contribute. I happened, soon
+after, to attend one of his sermons, in the course of which I
+perceived he intended to finish with a collection, and I silently
+resolved he should get nothing from me. I had in my pocket a handful
+of copper money, three or four silver dollars, and five pistoles in
+gold. As he proceeded I began to soften, and concluded to give the
+copper; another stroke of his oratory made me ashamed of that, and
+determined me to give the silver; and he finished so admirably, that
+I emptied my pocket wholly into the collector's dish, gold and all.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+"At this sermon," continues Franklin, "there was also one of our club,
+who, being of my sentiments respecting the building in Georgia, and
+suspecting a collection might be intended, had, by precaution, emptied
+his pockets before he came from home; towards the conclusion of the
+discourse, however, he felt a strong inclination to give, and applied to
+a neighbour who stood near him, to lend him some money for the purpose.
+The request was fortunately made to perhaps the only man in the company
+who had the firmness not to be affected by the preacher. His answer was,
+'At any other time, friend Hopkinson, I would lend to thee freely; but
+not now, for thee seems to me to be out of thy right senses.'"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One of his flights of oratory, not in the best taste, is related on
+Hume's authority. "After a solemn pause, Mr. Whitfield thus addresses
+his audience:&mdash;'The attendant angel is just about to leave the
+threshold, and ascend to heaven; and shall he ascend and not bear with
+him the news of one sinner, among all the multitude, reclaimed from the
+error of his ways!' To give the greater effect to this exclamation, he
+stamped with his foot, lifted up his hands and eyes to heaven, and cried
+aloud, 'Stop, Gabriel! stop, Gabriel! stop, ere you enter the sacred
+portals, and yet carry with you the news of one sinner converted to
+God!'" Hume said this address was accompanied with such animated, yet
+natural action, that it surpassed any thing he ever saw or heard in any
+other preacher.&mdash;<i>Southey</i>.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ SIR RICHARD JEBB.
+</h3>
+
+
+<p>
+Was very rough and harsh in manner. He said to a patient, to whom
+he had been very rude, "<i>Sir, it is my way</i>."&mdash;"Then," replied the
+patient, pointing to the door, "I beg you will make <i>that your way</i>."
+Sir Richard was not very nice in his mode of expression, and would
+frequently astonish a patient with a volley of oaths. Nothing used to
+make him swear more than the eternal question, "What may I eat? Pray,
+Sir Richard, may I eat a muffin?"&mdash;"Yes, Madam, the <i>best thing</i> you
+can take."&mdash;"O dear! I am glad of that. But, Sir Richard,
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page432" name="page432"></a>[pg 432]</span>
+you told me
+the other day that it was the <i>worst</i> thing I could eat!"&mdash;"What
+would be proper for me to eat to-day?" says another lady.&mdash;"Boiled
+turnips."&mdash;"Boiled turnips! you forget, Sir Richard, I told you I
+could not bear boiled turnips."&mdash;"Then, Madam, you must have
+a&mdash;vitiated appetite."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sir Richard, being called to see a patient who fancied himself very
+ill, told him ingenuously what he thought, and declined prescribing,
+thinking it unnecessary. "Now you are here," said the patient, "I
+shall be obliged to you, Sir Richard, if you will tell me how I must
+live, what I may eat, and what not."&mdash;"My directions as to that
+point," replied Sir Richard, "will be few and simple. You must not eat
+the poker, shovel, or tongs, for they are hard of digestion; nor the
+bellows, because they are windy; but any thing else you please!"
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He was first cousin to Dr. John Jebb, who had been a dissenting
+minister, well known for his political opinions and writings. His
+Majesty George III. used sometimes to talk to Sir Richard concerning
+his cousin; and once, more particularly, spoke of his restless,
+reforming spirit in the church, in the university, physic, &amp;c. "And
+please your Majesty," replied Sir Richard, "if my cousin were in
+heaven he would be a reformer!"&mdash;<i>Wadd's Memoirs.</i>
+</p>
+
+<hr class="full" />
+
+
+
+
+<h2>
+ THE GATHERER.
+</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."</p>
+<p>SHAKESPEARE.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ GOOD BYE.
+</h3>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> When from the friend we dearly love</p>
+<p class="i2"> Fate tells us we must part,</p>
+ <p> By speech we can but feebly prove</p>
+<p class="i2"> The anguish of the heart.</p>
+</div><div class="stanza">
+ <p> And no soft words, howe'er sincere,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Can half so much imply,</p>
+ <p> As that suppress'd, though trembling tear,</p>
+<p class="i2"> Which drowns the word&mdash;Good bye.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>
+<i>Warwick.</i> W.S.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<p>
+A keen shopkeeper, having in his service a couple of shopmen, who
+in point of intellect, were the very reverse of their master, a wag
+who frequented the shop, for some time puzzled the neighbourhood by
+designating it a "<i>music-shop</i>," although the proprietor dealt as
+much in <i>music</i> as in <i>millstones</i>. However, being pressed for an
+explanation, he said that the <i>scale</i> was conducted by a <i>sharp</i>, a
+<i>flat</i> and a <i>natural</i>; and if these did not constitute "music," he
+did not know what did.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ISSACCAR.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ IMMORTALITY.
+</h3>
+
+
+<p>
+Napoleon being in the gallery of the Louvre one day, attended by Baron
+Denon, turned round suddenly from a fine picture, which he had viewed
+for some time in silence, and said to him, "That is a noble picture,
+Denon."&mdash;"Immortal," was Denon's reply. "How long," inquired Napoleon,
+"will this picture last?" Denon answered, that, "with care and in a
+proper situation, it might last, perhaps, five hundred years."&mdash;"And
+how long," said Napoleon, "will a statue last?"&mdash;"Perhaps," replied
+Denon, "five thousand years."&mdash;"And this," returned Napoleon, sharply,
+"this you call immortality!"
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<h3>
+ LINES TO A LADY, ON HER REFUSING HER CARD.
+</h3>
+
+
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+ <p> Let heroes, anxious for their future fame,</p>
+ <p> Obtain of Fortune what they want&mdash;a name;</p>
+ <p> The <i>future</i> theirs, the present hour be mine&mdash;</p>
+ <p> The only name I ask of fate&mdash;is thine;</p>
+ <p> Yet happier still had fate decreed to me</p>
+ <p> The favour'd lot, to give my name to thee.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+
+<p>
+T.B.
+</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+
+<p>
+A dull barrister, once obtained the nickname <i>Necessity</i>&mdash;because
+<i>Necessity has no law</i>.
+</p>
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+<a id="footnote1" name="footnote1"></a>
+<b>Footnote 1</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag1">(return)</a>
+<p>Cavendish's Life of Wolsey, p. 1. edit. 1641. Most of his
+biographers affirm that he was the son of a butcher.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote2" name="footnote2"></a>
+<b>Footnote 2</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag2">(return)</a>
+<p>"Northern Tour." The same author observes, that "the death of
+ Wolsey would make a fine moral picture, if the hand of any master
+ could give the pallid features of the dying statesman, that
+ chagrin, that remorse, those pangs of anguish, which, in the last
+ bitter moments of his life, possessed him. The point might be
+ taken when the monks are administering the comforts of religion,
+ which the despairing prelate cannot feel. The subject requires a
+ gloomy apartment, which a ray through a Gothic window might just
+ enlighten, throwing its force chiefly on the principal figure,
+ and dying away on the rest. The appendages of the piece need only
+ be few and simple; little more than the crozier and red hat to
+ mark the cardinal and tell the story."</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote3" name="footnote3"></a>
+<b>Footnote 3</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag3">(return)</a>
+<p>Stow's "Annals," p. 557, edit. 1615.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote4" name="footnote4"></a>
+<b>Footnote 4</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag4">(return)</a>
+<p>Shakspeare introduces this memorable saying of the cardinal into
+his play of "Henry the Eighth:"&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<p> &mdash;"O Cromwell, Cromwell,</p>
+<p> Had I but serv'd my God with half the zeal</p>
+<p> I serv'd my king, he would not in mine age</p>
+<p> Have left me naked to mine enemies."</p>
+</div></div>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote5" name="footnote5"></a>
+<b>Footnote 5</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag5">(return)</a>
+<p>Stow's "Annals."</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote6" name="footnote6"></a>
+<b>Footnote 6</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag6">(return)</a>
+<p>Holinshed's "Chronicle," vol. iii. p. 765, edit. 1808.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote7" name="footnote7"></a>
+<b>Footnote 7</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag7">(return)</a>
+<p>"Collectanea," vol i. p. 70.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote8" name="footnote8"></a>
+<b>Footnote 8</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag8">(return)</a>
+<p>Tanner.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote9" name="footnote9"></a>
+<b>Footnote 9</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag9">(return)</a>
+<p>For the particulars of which, see Knolle's "history of the Turks."</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote10" name="footnote10"></a>
+<b>Footnote 10</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag10">(return)</a>
+<p>Azrael, in the Mahometan creed, the angel of death.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote class="footnote">
+<a id="footnote11" name="footnote11"></a>
+<b>Footnote 11</b>:
+<a href="#footnotetag11">(return)</a>
+<p>
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and
+Instruction., by Various
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction.
+ Volume XII, No. 347, Saturday, December 20, 1828.
+
+Author: Various
+
+Release Date: March 1, 2004 [EBook #11386]
+
+Language: English
+
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MIRROR OF LITERATURE, NO. 347 ***
+
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+Produced by Jonathan Ingram, David Gil, David Garcia and the Online
+Distributed Proofreading Team.
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+
+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+VOL. XII, NO. 347.] SATURDAY, DECEMBER 20, 1828. [PRICE 2d.
+
+
+
+EUROPEAN CITIES.--NAPLES.
+
+
+[Illustration: European Cities.--Naples.]
+
+
+In our last volume we commenced the design of illustrating the
+principal _Cities of Europe_, by a series of picturesque views--one of
+which is represented in the above engraving. Our miscellaneous duties
+in identifying the pages of the MIRROR with subjects of contemporary
+interest, and anxiety to bring them on our little _tapis_--(qy.
+Twopence?)--will best account for the interval which has elapsed since
+the commencement of our design--with a View of London; but were all
+travellers as tardy, the Grand Tour of Europe would occupy many years,
+and leave fashion-mongers but little more than rouge, wrinkles, and
+_bon-bons_ to delight their friends at home.
+
+The proximity of Naples to Rome may, perhaps, impair the interest of
+the former city, especially as it presents nothing in architecture,
+sculpture, or painting that can vie with the Imperial Mistress.
+Nevertheless, Naples is one of the most beautiful and most delightful
+cities on the habitable globe. Nothing can possibly be imagined more
+unique than its _coup-d'oeil_, on whatever side the city is viewed.
+
+Naples is situated towards the south and east on the declivity of a
+long range of hills, and encircling a gulf of 16 miles in breadth,
+and as many in length, which forms a basin, called Crater by the
+Neapolitans. The city appears to crown this superb basin. One part
+rises towards the west in the form of an amphitheatre, on the hills
+of Pausilippo, St. Ermo, and Antiguano; the other extends towards the
+east, over a more level territory, in which villas follow each other
+in rapid succession, from the Magdalen Bridge to Portici, where the
+king's palace is situated, and beyond that to Mount Vesuvius. The
+Neapolitans have a saying, _Vedi Napoli e po mari_, intimating that
+when Naples has been seen, every thing has been seen; and its
+congregated charms of situation, climate, and fertility almost warrant
+this patriotic ebullition.
+
+"On the northern side, Naples is surrounded by hills, which (says
+_Vasi_, in his '_Picture_,') form a kind of crown round the _Terra di
+Lavoro_, the Land of Labour." This consists of a district, in the
+language of ancient Rome,
+
+
+ ------Lecos laeros, et amoena vireta
+ Fortunatorum nemorum, sedesque beatas--
+
+
+and fertilized by a river, called Sebeto, which descends from the hills
+on the side of Nola, and falls into the sea after having passed under
+Magdalen Bridge, towards the eastern part of Naples.
+
+The ancient history of Naples is involved in much obscurity. According
+to some, says _Vasi_, Falerna, one of the Argonauts, founded it about
+1,300 years before the Christian era; according to others, Parthenope,
+one of the Syrens, celebrated by Homer in his "Odyssey," being
+shipwrecked on this coast, landed here, and built a town, to which she
+gave her name; others attribute its foundation to Hercules, some to
+Eneas, and others to Ulysses. These are mere freaks of fiction and
+fable; and it is more probable that Naples was founded by some Greek
+colonies; this may be inferred from its own name, _Neapolis_, and from
+the name of another town contiguous to it, _Paleopolis._ Strabo speaks
+of these Greek colonies, whence the city derives its origin.
+
+The city of Naples was formerly surrounded by very high walls, about 22
+miles in circumference; but on its enlargement, neither walls nor gates
+were erected. It may be, however, defended by three strong castles.
+
+Naples is divided into twelve quarters, or departments, and contains
+about 450,000 inhabitants. It is consequently the most populous city
+in Europe, except London and Paris. The streets are neither broad nor
+regular, and are paved with broad slabs of hard stone, resembling the
+lava of Vesuvius. The houses are, for the most part, uniformly built,
+being about five or six stories high, with balconies and flat roofs,
+in the form of terraces, which are used as a promenade. The churches,
+palaces, and public buildings are magnificent; but they suffer in
+comparison with the other architectural wealth of Italy. Vasi states
+there are about 300 churches; and among the other public buildings he
+mentions 37 conservatories, established for the benefit of poor
+children, and old people, both men and women.
+
+The environs of Naples possess many attractions for the classic tourist,
+as well as for the strange flies of fashion. Among these is Virgil's
+Tomb, which is, indeed, holy ground. The temples, aqueducts, and arches
+of olden time are likewise stupendous records of the sumptuousness of
+the ancient people of this interesting district; and, apart from these
+attractions, the contemplative philosopher may read in the volcanic
+remains, and other phenomena on its shores, many inspiring lessons in
+the broad volume of Nature; as well as amid the neighbouring relics of
+Art, where
+
+
+ Man marks the earth with ruin.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+LEICESTER ABBEY.--DEATH OF CARDINAL WOLSEY.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+Few periods of English history are more pregnant with events, or more
+interesting to the antiquary, and general reader, than that which
+comprised the fortunes of Wolsey. The eventful life of the Cardinal,
+checkered as it was by the vicissitudes of fortune, his sudden
+elevation, and finally his more sudden fall and death, display an
+appalling picture of "the instability of human affairs." This prelate
+and statesman, who even aspired to the Papal throne itself, "was an
+honest poore man's sonne in the towne of Ipswiche,"[1] who having
+received a good education, and being endowed with great capacity, soon
+rose to fill the highest offices of the church and state; in 1515 he
+was created Lord High Chancellor, and in three years afterwards was
+appointed legate _a latere_ by the Pope, having previously received
+a Cardinal's cap.
+
+Leicester Abbey was rendered famous as being the last residence of the
+unhappy Wolsey; "within its walls," says Gilpin, "was once exhibited a
+scene more humiliating to human ambition, and more instructive to human
+grandeur than almost any which history hath produced. Here the fallen
+pride of Wolsey retreated from the insults of the world, all his visions
+of ambition were now gone; his pomp and pageantry and crowded levees! On
+this spot he told the listening monks, the sole attendants of his dying
+hour, as they stood around his pallet, that he was come to lay his bones
+among them, and gave a pathetic testimony to the truth and joys of
+religion, which preaches beyond a thousand lectures."[2]
+
+On his road to London, whither he had been summoned, from his castle of
+_Cawood_, by Henry, to take his trial for high treason, he was seized
+with a disorder, which so much increased as to oblige his resting at
+Leicester, where he was met at the Abbey gate by the Abbot and his whole
+convent. The first ejaculation of Wolsey, on meeting these holy persons,
+plainly shows that he was fully aware of his approaching end: "Father
+Abbot," said he, "I am come hither to lay my bones among you;"[3] and it
+was with great difficulty that they could get him up the stairs, which
+it was fated he was never again to descend alive. A short time previous
+to his death, he thus addressed the Constable of the Tower, who was
+appointed to convey him to the metropolis:--"Well, well, Master
+Kingstone, I see the matter how it is framed; but if I had serued God as
+diligentlie as I haue done the king, he would not haue giuen me ouer in
+my gray haires;[4] but this is the iust reward that I must receiue for
+the diligent paines and study yt I haue had to doe him seruice, not
+regarding my seruice to God, but onely to satisfie his pleasure; I praie
+you haue me most humblie commended vnto his royal maiestie, and beseech
+him in my behalfe to call to his princelie remembrance, all matters
+proceeding between him and mee, from the beginning of the worlde, and
+the progress of the same, and most especialle in his weightie matter,
+and then shall his grace's conscience know whether I haue oflended him
+or no."[5]
+
+Thus sunk into the grave a man, who was a victim to tyranny, but
+to a tyranny which he had himself formed; that he was a person far
+enlightened beyond the period in which he lived no one can presume
+to doubt. He tended greatly to promote the arts and learning of his
+country. His personal character displayed as great a variety of opposite
+qualities, as the fortunes to which he had been exposed; his magnanimity
+was oftentimes clouded by the greatest meanness, and with an urbanity of
+manners, he combined an intolerable degree of pride and arrogance; he
+was frank and generous, but his overwhelming ambition greatly tended to
+obscure these nobler qualities of his mind, and as he rose, he became
+haughty and overbearing. His character has been obscured by the envy and
+partiality of his contemporaries, who have generally endeavoured to load
+his memory with reproaches. "This Cardinall," says Holinshed, "was
+of great stomach, for he compted himselfe equall with princes, and by
+craftie suggestion got into his hands innumerable treasure; he forced
+little on simonie, and was not pittiful, and stood affectionate in his
+owne opinion; in open presence he would lie and saie vntruth, and was
+double both in speech and meaning; he would promise much and performe
+little; he was vicious of his bodie, and gaue the clergy euill example;
+he hated sore the Citie of London and feared it. It was told him that
+he should die in the waie toward London, wherefore he feared lest the
+commons of the citie would arise in riotous maner and so slaie him, yet
+for all that he died in the waie toward London, carrieng more with him
+out of the worlde than he brought into it, namellie, a winding sheete,
+besides other necessaries thought meet for a dead man, as a Christian
+comelinesse required."[6]
+
+The remains of the Cardinal were interred in the Abbey Church at
+Leicester, after having been viewed by the Mayor and Corporation,
+(for the prevention of false rumours,) and were attended to the grave
+by the Abbot and all the brethren. This last ceremony was performed by
+torchlight, the canons singing dirges, and offering orisons, at between
+four and five o'clock of the morning, on St. Andrew's Day, November the
+30th, 1530.
+
+Leicester Abbey was founded (according to Leland) [7] in the year 1143,
+in the reign of King Stephen, by Robert Bossue, Earl of Leicester, for
+black canons of the order of St. Augustine, and was dedicated to the
+Virgin Mary. It is situated in a pleasant meadow, to the north of the
+town, watered by the river Soar, whence it acquired the name of _St.
+Mary de Pratis_, or _de la Pre_. This monastery was richly endowed
+with lands in thirty-six of the neighbouring parishes, besides various
+possessions in other counties, and enjoyed considerable privileges and
+immunities. Bossue, with the consent of Lady Amicia, his wife, became
+a canon regular in his own foundation, in expiation of his rebellious
+conduct towards his sovereign, and particularly for the injuries which
+he had thereby brought upon the "goodly towne of Leycestre." At the
+dissolution of the monasteries by Henry VIII. the revenues of this house
+were valued according to _Speed_ at L1062. 0s. 4d., _Dugdale_ says L951.
+14s. 5d.; and its site was granted in the 4th of Edward VI. to William,
+Marquess of Northampton.[8]
+
+ [1] Cavendish's Life of Wolsey, p. 1. edit. 1641. Most of his
+ biographers affirm that he was the son of a butcher.
+
+ [2] "Northern Tour." The same author observes, that "the death of
+ Wolsey would make a fine moral picture, if the hand of any master
+ could give the pallid features of the dying statesman, that
+ chagrin, that remorse, those pangs of anguish, which, in the last
+ bitter moments of his life, possessed him. The point might be
+ taken when the monks are administering the comforts of religion,
+ which the despairing prelate cannot feel. The subject requires a
+ gloomy apartment, which a ray through a Gothic window might just
+ enlighten, throwing its force chiefly on the principal figure,
+ and dying away on the rest. The appendages of the piece need only
+ be few and simple; little more than the crozier and red hat to
+ mark the cardinal and tell the story."
+
+ [3] Stow's "Annals," p. 557, edit. 1615.
+
+ [4] Shakspeare introduces this memorable saying of the cardinal into
+ his play of "Henry the Eighth:"--
+
+ --"O Cromwell, Cromwell,
+ Had I but serv'd my God with half the zeal
+ I serv'd my king, he would not in mine age
+ Have left me naked to mine enemies."
+
+ [5] Stow's "Annals."
+
+ [6] Holinshed's "Chronicle," vol. iii. p. 765, edit. 1808.
+
+ [7] "Collectanea," vol i. p. 70.
+
+ [8] Tanner.
+
+
+S.I.B.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+ANCIENT OATHS.
+
+(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.)
+
+
+It will be recollected, that in a former volume I gave you the form of
+the oath taken by the appellee in the ancient manner of trial by battle.
+The appellee, when appealed of felony, pleads _not guilty_ and throws
+down his glove, and declares he will defend the same by his body; the
+appellant takes up the glove, and replies that he is ready to make good
+the appeal body for body; and thereupon the appellee, taking the book in
+his right hand, makes oath as before mentioned. To which the appellant
+replies, holding the Bible and his antagonist's hand in the same manner
+as the other, "Hear this, O man, whom I hold by the hand, who callest
+thyself _Thomas_ by the name of baptism, that thou art perjured; and
+therefore perjured, because that thou feloniously didst murder my
+father, _William_ by name. So help me God and the Saints, and this I
+will prove against thee by my body, as this court shall award." And then
+the combat proceeds.
+
+There is a striking resemblance between this process and that of the
+court of _Arcopagus,_ at Athens, for murder, where the prisoner and
+prosecutor were both sworn in the most solemn manner--the prosecutor,
+that he was related to the deceased, (for none but near relations were
+permitted to prosecute in that court,) and that the prisoner was the
+cause of his death; the prisoner, that he was innocent of the charge
+against him.
+
+In time I hope to be able to furnish you with other specimens of our
+curious ancient oaths.
+
+W.H.H.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+SONNET.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+ Whose heart is not delighted at the sound
+ Of rural song, of Nature's melody,
+ When hills and dales with harmony rebound,
+ While Echo spreads the pleasing strains around,
+ Awak'ning pure and heartfelt sympathy!
+ Perchance on some rude rock the minstrel stands,
+ While his pleased hearers wait entranced around;
+ Behold him touch the chords with fearless hands,
+ Creating heav'nly joys from earthly sound.
+ How many voices in the chorus rise,
+ And artless notes renew the failing strains;
+ The honest boor his vocal talent tries,
+ Approving love beams from his "fair one's eyes,"
+ While age, in silent joy, forgets its pains.
+
+J.J.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE DEATH OF SALADIN.[9]
+
+ [9] For the particulars of which, see Knolle's "history of the Turks."
+
+(_For the Mirror._)
+
+
+ The angel of death hath too surely prest
+ His fatal sign on the warrior's breast--
+ Quench'd is the light of the eagle-eye,
+ And the nervous limbs rest languidly--
+ The eloquent tongue is silent and still,
+ The deep clear voice again may not chill
+ The hearers' hearts with its own deep thrill.
+
+ Ah, who can gaze on death, nor inward feel
+ A creeping horror through the bosom steal,
+ Like one who stands upon a precipice,
+ And sees below a mangled sacrifice,
+ Feeling that he himself must ere long fall,
+ With none to save him, none to hear his call,
+ Or wrest him from the agonizing thrall?
+
+ And yet it is but sleep we look upon!
+ But in that sleep from which the life is gone
+ Sinks the proud Saladin, Egyptia's lord.
+ His faith's firm champion, and his Prophet's sword;
+ Not e'en the red cross knights withstand his pow'r,
+ But, sorrowing, mark the Moslem's triumph hour,
+ And the pale crescent float from Salem's tow'r.
+
+ As the keen arrow, hurl'd with giant-might,
+ Rends the thin air in its impetuous flight,
+ But being spent on earth innoxious lies,
+ E'en its track vanish'd from the yielding skies--
+ So lies the soldan, stopp'd his bright career,
+ His vanquish'd realms their prostrate heads uprear,
+ And coward kings forget their servile fear.
+
+ Ere yet stern Azrael[10] cut the thread of life,
+ While Death and Nature wag'd unequal strife,
+ Spoke the expiring hero:--"Hither stand,
+ Receive your dying sovereign's last command.
+ When that the spirit from my frame is riven,
+ (Oh, gracious Alla! be my sins forgiven,
+ And bright-eyed Houris waft my soul to heaven,)
+ Then when you bear me to my last retreat,
+ Let not the mourners howl along the street--
+ Let not my soldiers in the train be seen,
+ Nor banners float, nor lance or sabre gleam--
+ Nor yet, to testify a vain regret,
+ O'er my remains let costly shrine be set,
+ Or sculptur'd stone, or gilded minaret;
+ But let a herald go before my bier,
+ Bearing on point of lance the robe I wear.
+ Shouting aloud, 'Behold what now remains
+ Of the proud conqueror of Syria's plains,
+ Who bow'd the Persian, made the Christian feel
+ The deadly sharpness of the Moslem steel;
+ But of his conquests, riches, honours, might,
+ Naught sleeps with him in death's unbroken night,
+ Save this poor robe.'"
+
+ [10] Azrael, in the Mahometan creed, the angel of death.
+
+D.A.H.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+BANQUETTING HOUSE, WHITEHALL.
+
+(_For the Mirror._)
+
+
+This splendid pile which is at present under repair, was erected in the
+time of James I. Whitehall being in a most ruinous state, he determined
+to rebuild it in a very princely manner, and worthy of the residence
+of the monarchs of the British empire. He began with pulling down the
+banquetting rooms built by Elizabeth. That which bears the above name at
+present was begun in 1619, from a design of Inigo Jones, in his purest
+style; and executed by Nicholas Stone, master mason and architect to
+the king; it was finished in two years, and cost L17,000. but is only
+a small part of a vast plan, left unexecuted by reason of the unhappy
+times which succeeded. The ceiling of this noble room cannot be
+sufficiently admired; it was painted by Rubens, who had L3,000. for
+his work. The subject is the Apotheosis of James I. forming nine
+compartments; one of the middle represents our pacific monarch on
+his earthly throne, turning with horror from Mars, and other of the
+discordant deities, and as if it were, giving himself up to the amiable
+goddess he always cultivated, and to her attendants, Commerce, and the
+Fine Arts. This fine performance is painted on canvass, and is in high
+preservation; but a few years ago it underwent a repair by Cipriani, who
+had L2,000. for his trouble. Near the entrance is a bust of the royal
+founder.
+
+Little did James think (says Pennant) that he was erecting a pile from
+which his son was to step from the throne to the scaffold. He had been
+brought in the morning of his death, from St. James's across the Park,
+and from thence to Whitehall, where ascending the great staircase, he
+passed through the long gallery to his bed-chamber, the place allotted
+to him to pass the little time before he received the fatal blow. It
+is one of the lesser rooms marked with the letter A in the old plan of
+Whitehall. He was from thence conducted along the galleries and the
+banquetting house, through the wall, in which a passage was broken to
+his last earthly stage. Mr. Walpole tells us that Inigo Jones, surveyor
+of the works done about the king's house, had only 8s. 4d. a day, and
+L46. a year for house-rent, and a clerk and other incidental expenses.
+The present improvements at Whitehall make one exclaim with the poet,
+Pope--
+
+
+ "I see, I see, where two fair cities bend
+ Their ample brow, _a new Whitehall ascend._"
+
+
+Again,
+
+
+ "You too proceed, make falling arts your care,
+ _Erect new wonders, and the old repair;_
+ _Jones_ and Palladio to themselves _restore_,
+ And be whate'er Vitruvius was before."
+
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE UNIVERSE.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+ O light celestial, streaming wide
+ Through morning'd court of fairy blue--
+ O tints of beauty, beams of pride,
+ That break around its varied hue--
+ Still to thy wonted pathway true,
+ Thou shinest on serenely free,
+ Best born of _Him_, whose mercy grew
+ In every gift, sweet world, to thee.
+
+ O countless stars, that, lost in light,
+ Still gem the proud sun's glory bed,
+ And o'er the saddening brow of night
+ A softer, holier influence shed--
+ How well your radiant march hath sped.
+ Unfailing vestals of the sky,
+ As smiling thus ye weed from dread
+ The soul ye court to muse on high.
+
+ O flowers that breathe of beauty's reign,
+ In many a tint o'er lawn and lea,
+ That give the cold heart once again
+ A dream of happier infancy;
+ And even on the grave can be
+ A spell to weed affection's pain--
+ Children of Eden, who could see.
+ Nor own _His_ bounty in your reign?
+
+ O winds, that seem to waft from far
+ A mystic murmur o'er the soul,
+ As ye had power to pass the bar
+ Of nature in your vast control,
+ Hail to your everlasting roll--
+ Obedient still ye wander dim,
+ And softly breathe, or loudly toll,
+ Through earth and sky the name of _Him_.
+
+ O world of waters, o'er whose bed
+ The chainless winds unceasing swell,
+ That claim'st a kindred over head,
+ As 'twixt the skies thou seem'st to dwell;
+ And e'en on earth art but a spell,
+ Amid their realms to wander free--
+ Thy task of pride hath speeded well,
+ Thou deep, eternal, boundless sea.
+
+ O storms of night and darkness, flung
+ In blackening chaos o'er the world,
+ When thunderpeals are dreadly rung,
+ Mid clouds in sightless fury hurl'd,
+ Types of a mightier power, impearl'd
+ With mercy's soft, redeeming ray,
+ Still at His voice your wings are furl'd,
+ Ye wake to own and to obey.
+
+ O thou blest whole of light and love,
+ Thou glorious realm of earth and sky,
+ That breath'st of blissful hope above,
+ When all of thine hath wander'd by,
+ Throughout thy range, nor tear nor sigh
+ But breathes of bliss, of beauty's reign,
+ And concord, such as in the sky
+ The soul is taught to meet again.
+
+ O man, who veil'd in deepest night
+ This beauty-breathing world of thine,
+ And taught the serpent's deadly blight
+ Amid its sweetest flowers to twine,
+ Thou, thou alone hast dared repine,
+ And turn'd aside from duty's call,
+ Thou who hast broken nature's shrine,
+ And wilder'd hope and darken'd all.
+
+ANNETTE TURNER.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A half-pint of wine for young men in perfect health is enough, and you
+will be able to take your exercise better, and feel better for this
+abstinence.--_Dr. Babington._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE SKETCH BOOK.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+COLLEGE LOVE.
+
+
+We had gone into Devonshire, for the purpose of being more retired, that
+we might study more attentively, and with less chance of interruption,
+than in a town. We chose, accordingly, for our residence, one of the
+most beautiful and retired cottages we ever saw. It was situated very
+near the sea; and, oh! what thoughts used to steal over us, of romance
+and true love, as we gazed upon that quiet ocean, from the vine-covered
+window of our quiet, sweet, secluded home! Day after day, we wandered
+among the woods in the neighbourhood, and rejoiced, at each successive
+visit, to find out new beauties. This continued for some time; till at
+last, on returning one day, we saw an unusual bustle in the room we
+occupied. On entering, we found our landlady hurrying out in great
+confusion, and, along with her, a beautiful, blushing girl, so perfectly
+ladylike in her appearance, that we wondered by what means our venerable
+hostess could have become acquainted with so interesting a visiter. She
+soon explained the mystery; this lady, who seemed more bewitching every
+moment that we gazed on her, was the daughter of a 'squire in whose
+family our worthy landlady had been nurse. She had come, without knowing
+that any lodger was in the house, and was to stay a week. Oh! that week!
+the happiest of our life. We soon became intimate; our books lay fast
+locked up at the bottom of our trunk: we walked together, saw the sun
+set together in the calm ocean, and then walked happily and contentedly
+home in the twilight; and long before the week was at an end, we had
+vowed eternal vows, and sworn everlasting constancy. We had not, to
+be sure, discovered any great powers of mind in our enslaver; but how
+interesting is even ignorance, when it comes from such a beautiful
+and smiling mouth! We had already formed happy plans of moulding her
+unformed opinions, and directing and sharing all her studies. The little
+slips which were observable in her grammar, we attributed to want of
+care; and the accent, which was very powerful, was rendered musical to
+our ear, at the same time as dear to our heart, by the whiteness of the
+little arm that lay so quietly and lovingly within our own. And then,
+her taste in poetry was not the most delicate or refined; but she was so
+enthusiastically fond of it, that we imagined a little training would
+lead her to prefer many of Mr. Moore's ballads, to the pathos of Giles
+Scroggins; and that in time, the "Shining River" might occupy a superior
+place, in her estimation, to a song from which she repeated, with tears
+in her eyes--,
+
+
+ "But like the star what lighted
+ Pale billion to its fated doom,
+ Our nuptial song is blighted,
+ And its rose quench'd in its bloom."
+
+
+And then, she seemed so fond of flowers, and knew so much about their
+treatment, that we fancied how lovely she must look while engaged in that
+fascinating study; and often, in our dreaming moods, did we mutter about
+
+
+ "Fair Proserpine
+ Within the vale of Enna gathering flowers,
+ Herself the fairest flower."--
+
+
+But why should we repeat what every one can imagine so well for himself?
+At last, the hour of parting came; and, week after week, her stay at the
+cottage had been prolonged, till our departure took place before hers.
+And on that day she looked, as all men's sweethearts do at leaving them,
+more touchingly beautiful than ever we had seen her before; and after we
+had torn ourself away, we looked back, and there we saw her standing in
+the same spot we had left her, a statue of misery and despair,--"like
+Niobe all tears."
+
+Astonishment occupied the minds of all our friends on our return to
+college. The change which took place on our feelings and conduct was
+indeed amazing; our mornings were devoted to gazing on a lock of
+our--she was rather unfortunate in a name--our Grizel's hair, and to
+lonely hours of musing in the meadow on all the adventures of our
+sojourn in Devonshire. No longer we stood listlessly in the quadrangle,
+joining the knots of idlers, of whom we used to be one of the chief;
+no longer had even Castles' Havannahs any charms for our lips; and our
+whole heart was wrapt up in the expectation of a letter. This we were
+not to receive for three long weeks; and by that time she was to have
+returned home, consulted her father on the subject of our attachment,
+and return us a definitive reply. We wrote in the meantime--such a
+letter! We are assured it must have been written on a sheet of asbestos,
+or it must infallibly have taken fire. It began, "Lovely and most
+beautiful Grizel!" and ended, "Your adorer." At last the letter that was
+to conclude all our hopes was put into our hands. We had some men that
+morning to breakfast; we received it just as they were beginning the
+third pie. How heartily we prayed they would he off and leave us
+alone! But no--on they kept swallowing pigeon after pigeon, and seemed
+to consider themselves as completely fixtures as the grate or the
+chimney-piece. We wished devoutly to see a bone sticking in the throat
+of our most intimate friend, and, by way of getting quit of them, had
+thoughts of setting fire to the room. At last, however, they departed.
+Immediately as the skirt of the last one's coat disappeared, we
+carefully locked and bolted our door, and, with hands trembling with
+joy, we took out the letter. Not very clean was its appearance, and not
+over correct or well-spelt was its address; and, above all, a yellow,
+dingy wafer filled up the place of the green wax we had expected, and
+the true lover's motto, "Though lost to sight, to memory dear," was
+supplied by the impression of a thimble. We opened it. Horror and
+amazement! never was such penmanship beheld. The lines were complete
+exemplifications of the line of beauty, so far as their waving, and
+twisting, and twining was concerned; and the orthography it was past
+all human comprehension to understand.
+
+"My deerest deere, dear sur,"--this was the letter,--"i kim him more nor
+a wic agon, butt i cuddunt right yu afore ass i av bin with muther an
+asnt seed father till 2 day. he sais as my fortin is 3 hundurd pouns,
+he sais as he recomminds me tu take mi hold lover Mister Tomas the
+gaurdnar, he sais as yu caunt mary no boddi, accause you must be a
+batseller three ears. if thiss be troo i am candied enuff to tell you
+ass i caunt wate so long my deerast deer, o yu ave brock mi art! wy did
+yu sai al ass yu sad iff yu cud unt mary nor none of the scolards at
+hocksfoot Kolidge. father sais as ther iss sum misstake praps yu did unt
+no ass mother is not marid 2 father butt is marrid to the catchmun and
+father is marad to a veri gud ladi ass gove me a gud edocasion. mi
+deerest deere it brakes my art all from yu for tu part, i rot them lines
+this marnin. mister tomas sais as i gov im mi prumass befor i cum to ave
+the apiness of see yu. butt i dant thinc i giv mor promass to him. nor
+2 manni uthers. mi deerest deer and troo luv cuppid! i feer our nutshell
+song is blitid and its ros kwencht in its blum. them was plesent ours
+when the carnashuns and tullups was all in blo, wasunt them mi deer luv.
+mister tomas sais ass he can mari me in a munth and father sais i hot tu
+take im. iff so be as yu caun't du it beefor i thinc i shal take im ass
+father sais there is sum mistake, mi deerest deere mi art is brock butt
+i thinc i shall take im iff so bee as I dant ear frum yu. gud nite my
+troo luv i shal kip your lockat for a kipsic an yu ma kiss my luck off
+air for the sack of your brockan arted
+
+"GRIZEL."
+
+It is astonishing how the perusal of this cured us of our affection.
+At the first line we recollected that she had a tendency to squint,
+and long before we came to the conclusion, we remembered that her
+ancles were rather thick, and her feet by no means of diminutive size.
+Thus ended our love adventures at the University. Our heroine we have
+never heard of since, and we have resisted the most tempting offers
+from the loveliest of her sex; and in spite of sighing heiresses and
+compassionate old maids, we are still a bachelor; and a bachelor,
+in defiance of all their machinations, we are firmly determined to
+remain.--_Blackwood's Magazine._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+MANNERS AND CUSTOMS OF ALL NATIONS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CHRISTMAS CUSTOMS IN THE NETHERLANDS.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+Many singular customs are observed in the Netherlands at Christmas, and
+as they materially differ from those known in England, a brief notice of
+_one_ of them may probably prove acceptable to the readers of the
+MIRROR.
+
+In almost every Dutch town, and in every considerable village, the
+following custom prevails:--At a little after two o'clock in the morning
+of Christmas-day, a number of young men assemble in the market-place,
+and sing some verses suited to the occasion. One of the young men bears
+an _artificial star,_ which is fixed to a pole, and elevated above the
+heads of the people; it is very large, and is rendered beautifully
+transparent when a light is placed in the inside. This artificial
+luminary is intended to represent the star of the east, which directed
+the wise men to Bethlehem, the birthplace of Christ. At a little
+distance, the appearance is exceedingly brilliant, for there is no other
+light among the populace to diminish its lustre, and the whole scene
+is singularly picturesque. The resplendent light issuing from the star
+strikes powerfully upon the countenances of the principal actors, while
+those more remote receive only a faint and subdued gleam. The silvery
+effulgence of the moon, the sombre and deserted look of the buildings
+around, and the general stillness that pervades every object, save the
+scene of action, might inspire the mind of a Rembrandt, or introduce
+to the mere casual beholder feelings at once new and poetical.
+
+After parading through the town, the youths repair in a body to the
+residence of some opulent inhabitant, where their arrival is welcomed
+with shouts and clapping of hands, and where they are entertained with
+a plentiful repast.
+
+G.W.N.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE JEWS.
+
+
+Their present actual numbers may, perhaps, not exceed six
+millions--numbers, however, probably greater than those over which
+Solomon reigned; and of these six millions there may be resident in the
+contiguous countries of Moravia, Ancient Poland, the Crimea, Moldavia,
+and Wallachia, above three millions. Except within the countries which
+formed Poland before its partitions, their population contained in any
+one European kingdom, cannot, therefore, be great. Yet so essentially
+are they one people, we might almost say one family; and so disposable
+is their wealth, as mainly vested in money transactions, that they must
+be considered as an aggregate, and not in their individual portions.
+
+The Jews in France are perhaps from thirty to forty thousand; they
+abound chiefly at Metz, along the Rhine, and at Marseilles and Bordeaux.
+In Bonaparte's time they were imagined to amount to at least twice that
+number.--They are relieved from civil restraints and disabilities in
+France, and in the Netherlands also. The Jews in Holland, of both German
+and Portuguese origin, are numerous; the latter are said to have taken
+refuge there when the United Provinces asserted their independence of
+Spain; they have a splendid synagogue at Amsterdam. Infidelity is
+supposed to have made more progress amongst them than amongst the German
+Jews in Holland. The Italian Jews are chiefly at Leghorn and Genoa; and
+there are four thousand of them at Rome. In speaking of the religion of
+the Jews, it is not necessary to particularize those who assumed the
+mask of Christianity under terror of the Inquisition, although much has
+been said of their wealth and numbers, and of the high offices they have
+filled in Spain, and especially in Portugal. But it is curious to see,
+in a very distant quarter, a like simulation produced amongst them
+by like causes. There are at Salonica thirty synagogues, and about
+twenty-five thousand professed Jews; and a body of Israelites have been
+lately discovered there, who, really adhering to the faith of their
+fathers, have externally embraced Mahomedanism.
+
+The Barbary Jews are a very fine people; but the handsomest Jews are
+said to be those of Mesopotamia. That province may also boast of an Arab
+chief who bears the name of the Patriarch Job, is rich in sheep, and
+camels, and oxen, and asses, abounds in hospitality, and believes that
+he descends from him; he is also famed for his justice. The Jews at
+Constantinople, forty thousand in number, and in the parts of European
+Turkey on and near the Mediterranean, speak Spanish, and appear to
+descend from Israelites driven from Spain by persecution. The Bible
+Society are now printing at Corfu the New Testament, in Jewish-Spanish,
+for their benefit.
+
+In truth, little appears to be known of the state of the Jews during
+some hundreds of years after the destruction of Jerusalem. The first
+body of learned Jews which drew attention after that disastrous event
+was that settled in Spain; and from it all Jewish learning descends.
+As in accomplishment of the prophecy, the Jew is found over the whole
+surface of the globe; he has been long established in China, which
+abhors the foreigner; and in Abyssinia, which it is almost as difficult
+to reach as to quit. The early Judaism of that country, and in later
+days the history of the powerful colony of Jews established in its
+heart, which at one time actually reigned over the kingdom, are matters
+so curious, that we regret that we can do no more than advert to them;
+we must say the same as to the evidence existing of Jewish rites having
+extended themselves very far southward along the eastern coast of
+Africa; the numerous Jews of Barbary; and the black and white Jews, who
+have been established for ages, more or less remote, on the Malabar
+coast. It may be here observed, that all the Israelites hitherto
+discovered appear to be descendants of those who held the kingdom of
+Judah.
+
+The Jews in Great Britain and Ireland are not supposed to be more than
+from ten to twelve thousand, very many of whom are foreigners, and
+migratory.--_Quarterly Rev._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+EGYPTIAN RATIONS.
+
+
+The rations of the Egyptian soldiers were, according to Herodotus, five
+pounds of baked bread, two pounds of beef, and half a pint of wine
+daily.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In the barbarous ages it was usual for persons who could not write, to
+make the sign of the cross in confirmation of a written paper. Several
+charters still remain in which kings and persons of great eminence
+affix "signum crucis pro ignoratione literarum," the sign of the cross,
+because of their ignorance of letters. From this is derived the phrase
+of signing instead of subscribing a paper.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+COLUMN IN BLENHEIM PARK
+
+
+[Illustration: Column in Blenheim Park.]
+
+(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.)
+
+
+You have lately directed the attention of the readers of the MIRROR to
+the park of Blenheim, in Oxfordshire, one of the most beautiful England
+can boast of, and likewise, according to Camden, the first park that
+was made in this country. I can bear witness to the correctness of
+your delineation and description of Rosamond's Well, which you gave
+in a recent number; but there is no trace whatever of the bower or
+labyrinth, the site of which is only pointed out by tradition. The
+park of Blenheim, besides the interest which attaches to it from the
+circumstance of its having been the residence of the early kings of
+England, and the scene of "Rosamond's" life, has in more modern times
+acquired additional interest from having been bestowed by the country
+upon the Duke of Marlborough, in testimony of the gratitude of the
+nation for the brilliant services he had rendered his country,
+particularly at the battle of Blenheim.
+
+It was a reward at once worthy of the English nation and of the
+illustrious hero on whom it was bestowed; and as it is at least
+pleasing, and perhaps useful, to recall to the mind the epochs of
+England's greatness amongst nations, I have sent a sketch of one of the
+most prominent objects in the park of Blenheim, which our forefathers
+deemed (in the language of the inscription) would "stand as long as the
+British name and language last, illustrious monuments of Marlborough's
+glory and of Britain's gratitude." This is an elegant column, 130 feet
+in height, and surmounted by a statue of the warrior in an antique
+habit. On three sides of the building there are nearly complete copies
+of the several Acts of Parliament by which the park and manor of
+Woodstock were granted to the Duke of Marlborough and his heirs; and on
+the fourth side is a very long inscription, said to have been penned by
+Lord Bolingbroke, which concludes thus:--
+
+
+ These are the actions of the Duke of Marlborough,
+ Performed in the compass of a few years,
+ Sufficient to adorn the annals of ages.
+ The admiration of other nations
+ Will be conveyed to the latest posterity,
+ In the histories even of the enemies of Britain.
+ The sense which the British nation had
+ Of his transcendant merit
+ Was expressed
+ In the most solemn, most effectual, most durable manner.
+ The Acts of Parliament inscribed on the pillar
+ Shall stand as long as the British name and language last,
+ Illustrious monuments
+ Of Marlborough's glory and
+ Of Britain's gratitude.
+
+G.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE SELECTOR AND LITERARY NOTICES OF _NEW WORKS_
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+MEMOIRS OF VIDOCQ.
+
+_The French Thief-taker_
+
+
+This is as full-charged a portrait of human depravity as the gloomiest
+misanthrope could wish for. But it has much wider claims on public
+attention than the gratification of the misanthropic few who mope in
+corners or stalk up and down leafless and almost solitary walks during
+this hanging and drowning season. Nevertheless, all men are more or less
+misanthropes, or they affect to be so; for only skim off the bile of a
+true critic, or the minds of the hundred thousand who read newspapers,
+and look first for the bankrupts and deaths. Sugar and wormwood and
+wormwood and sugar are the standing dishes, but as we read the other
+day, "there is a certain hankering for the gloomy side of nature, whence
+the trials and convictions of vice become so much more attractive than
+the brightest successes of virtue." People with _macadamized minds_,
+and their histories (scarce as the originals are) are mere nonentities,
+and food for the trunk-maker; whereas a book of hair-breadth escapes,
+thrilling with horror and romantic narrative will tempt people to sit up
+reading in their beds, till like Rousseau, they are reminded of morning
+by the stone-chatters at their window. To the last class belong the
+_Memoirs of Vidocq_, an analysis of which would be "utterly impossible,
+so powerful are the descriptions, and so continuous the thread of
+their history." The original work was published a short time since in
+Paris, and republished here; but, we believe the present is the first
+translation that has appeared in England. The newspapers have, from time
+to time, translated a few extracts, when their Old Bailey news was at a
+stand, so that the name of Vidocq must be somewhat familiar to many of
+our readers.[11]
+
+ [11] The present portion is only the first volume. The Memoirs are
+ to be completed in four volumes, to form part of the series of
+ _Autobiographical Memoirs_, published by Messrs. Hunt and Clarke,
+ and decidedly one of the most attractive works that that has
+ lately issued from the press. As we intend to notice this
+ collection at some future time, we can only, for the present,
+ spare room for this direction of the reader's attention--for
+ the design deserves well of the public; and if the success be
+ proportioned fro its merits, it will be great indeed.
+
+Eugene Francois Vidocq is a native of Arras, where his father was
+a baker; and from early associations he fell into courses of excess
+which led to the necessity of his flying from the parental roof. After
+various, rapid, and unexampled events in the romance of real life, in
+which he was everything by turns and nothing long, he was liberated from
+prison, and became the principal and most active agent of police. He was
+made Chief of the Police de Surete under Messrs. Delavau and Franchet,
+and continued in that capacity from the year 1810 till 1827, during
+which period he extirpated the most formidable of those ruffians and
+villains to whom the excesses of the revolution and subsequent events
+had given full scope for the perpetration of the most daring robberies
+and inquitous excesses. Removed from employment, in which he had
+accumulated a handsome independence, he could not determine on leading a
+life of ease, for which his career of perpetual vigilance and adventure
+had unfitted him, and he built a paper manufactory at St. Mandee, about
+two leagues from Paris, where he employs from forty to fifty persons,
+principally, it is asserted, liberated convicts, who having passed
+through the term of their sentence, are cast upon society without home,
+shelter, or character, and would be compelled to resort to dishonest
+practices did not this asylum offer them its protection and afford them
+opportunity of earning an honest living by industrious labour. One
+additional point of interest in the present volume is, that the author
+is still living.
+
+[We cannot follow Vidocq through his career of crime, neither would
+it be altogether profitable to our readers; but the _links_ may be
+recapitulated in a few words. He must have been born a thief, and
+perhaps stole the spoon with which he was fed; but the _penchant_
+runs in the family, for Vidocq and his brother rob the same till of
+a fencing-room, but his brother is first detected, and sent off "in a
+hurry," to a baker at Lille. Of course Vidocq soon gets partners in sin,
+and on the same day that he has been detected by the _living_ evidence
+of two fowls which he had stolen, he sweeps from the dinner table ten
+forks and as many spoons, pawns them for 150 francs, spends the money
+in a few hours, and is imprisoned four days. He is then released;
+one of his pals gives a false alarm to Vidocq's mother, and during her
+temporary absence, Vidocq enters his home with a false key, steals
+2,000 francs from a strong chest, with which he escapes to Ostend,
+(intending to embark for America,) where he is decoyed by a _soi-disant_
+ship-broker, and loses all his ill-gotten wealth. He then resolves to
+betroth the sea, though not after the Venetian fashion, by giving her
+a dowry; the "sound of a trumpet" disturbs his attention, as it would
+of any other hero. But this proves to be the note of Paillasse, a
+merry-andrew. The "director," as the opera bills would say, was
+Cotte-Comus, belonging to a troop of rope-dancers.
+
+He next joins a player of Punch, to whose wife he enacts Romeo with
+better grace, and during one of the representations, the married people
+break each others heads, and Vidocq runs off during the affray. He then
+becomes assistant to a quack doctor, and the favoured swain of an
+actress; gets into the Bourbon regiment, where he is nicknamed Reckless,
+and kills two men, and fights fifteen duels in six months. His other
+exploits are as a corporal of grenadiers, of course, a deserter, and
+a prisoner of the revolution. He then marries, but does not reform.
+Of course a wife is but a temporary incumbrance to a man of Vidocq's
+dexterity. In chapter iii, we find him at Brussels, where he joins a set
+of nefarious gamblers at the _Cafes_, and has a most romantic adventure
+with a woman named Rosine. But we can follow him no further, except to
+add that his other comrades in Vol. I, are gipsies, smugglers, players,
+galley-slaves, drovers, Dutch sailors, and highwaymen.
+
+We must, therefore, confine ourselves to a few detached extracts from
+the most interesting portion of the volume. At Lille, Vidocq meets with
+a _chere amie_, Francine; he suspects her fidelity, thrashes his rival,
+gets imprisoned, and is betrayed as an accomplice in a forgery. His
+"reflections" during his imprisonment in St. Peter's Tower, bring on
+a severe illness.]
+
+I was scarcely convalescent, when, unable to support the state of
+incertitude in which I found my affairs, I resolved on escaping, and
+to escape by the door, although that may appear a difficult step. Some
+particular observations made me choose this method in preference to any
+other. The wicket-keeper at St. Peter's Tower was a galley-slave from
+the Bagne (place of confinement) at Brest, sentenced for life. In
+a word, I relied on passing by him under the disguise of a superior
+officer, charged with visiting St. Peter's Tower, which was used as
+a military prison, twice a week.
+
+Francine, whom I saw daily, got me the requisite clothing, which she
+brought me in her muff. I immediately tried them on, and they suited me
+exactly. Some of the prisoners who saw me thus attired assured me that
+it was impossible to detect me. I was the same height as the officer
+whose character I was about to assume, and I made myself appear
+twenty-five years of age. At the end of a few days, he made his usual
+round, and whilst one of my friends occupied his attention, under
+pretext of examining his food, I disguised myself hastily, and presented
+myself at the door, which the gaolkeeper, taking off his cap, opened,
+and I went out into the street. I ran to a friend of Francine's, as
+agreed on in case I should succeed, and she soon joined me there.
+
+I was there perfectly safe, if I could resolve on keeping concealed; but
+how could I submit to a slavery almost as severe as that of St. Peter's
+Tower. As for three months I had been enclosed within four walls, I was
+now desirous to exercise the activity so long repressed. I announced my
+intention of going out; and, as with me an inflexible determination was
+always the auxiliary of the most capricious fancy, I did go. My first
+excursion was safely performed, but the next morning, as I was crossing
+the Rue Ecremoise, a sergeant named Louis, who had seen me during my
+imprisonment, met me, and asked if I was free. He was a severe practical
+man, and by a motion of his hand could summon twenty persons. I said
+that I would follow him; and begging him to allow me to bid adieu to my
+mistress, who was in a house of Rue de l'Hopital, he consented, and we
+really met Francine, who was much surprised to see me in such company;
+and when I told her that having reflected, that my escape might injure
+me in the estimation of my judges, I had decided on returning to St.
+Peter's Tower, to wait the result of the process.
+
+Francine did not at first comprehend why I had expended three hundred
+francs, to return at the end of four months to prison. A sign put her
+on her guard, and I found an opportunity of desiring her to put some
+cinders in my pocket whilst Louis and I took a glass of rum, and then
+set out for the prison. Having reached a deserted street, I blinded my
+guide with a handful of cinders, and regained my asylum with all speed.
+
+Louis having made his declaration, the gendarmes and police-officers
+were on the full cry after me; and there was one Jacquard amongst them
+who undertook to secure me if I were in the city. I was not unacquainted
+with these particulars, and instead of being more circumspect in my
+behaviour, I affected a ridiculous bravado. It might have been said
+that I ought to have had a portion of the premium promised for my
+apprehension. I was certainly hotly pursued, as may be judged from
+the following incident:--
+
+Jacquard learnt one day that I was going to dine in Rue Notre-Dame. He
+immediately went with four assistants, whom he left on the ground-floor,
+and ascended the staircase to the room where I was about to sit down to
+table with two females. A recruiting sergeant, who was to have made the
+fourth, had not yet arrived. I recognised Jacquard, who never having
+seen me, had not the same advantage, and besides my disguise would have
+bid defiance to any description of my person. Without being at all
+uneasy, I approached, and with a most natural tone I begged him to pass
+into a closet, the glass door of which looked on the banquetroom. "It
+is Vidocq whom you are looking for," said I; "if you will wait for ten
+minutes you will see him. There is his cover, he cannot be long. When he
+enters, I will make you a sign; but if you are alone, I doubt if you can
+seize him, as he is armed, and resolved to defend himself."--"I have my
+gendarmes on the staircase," answered he, "and if he escapes--"--"Take
+care how you place them then," said I with affected haste. "If Vidocq
+should see them he would mistrust some plot, and then farewell to the
+bird."--"But where shall I place them?"--"Oh, why in this closet--mind,
+no noise, that would spoil all; and I have more desire than yourself
+that he should not suspect anything." My commissary was now shut up in
+four walls with his agents. The door, which was very strong, closed
+with a double lock. Then, certain of time for escape, I cried to my
+prisoners, "You are looking for Vidocq--well, it is he who has caged
+you; farewell." And away I went like a dart, leaving the party shouting
+for help, and making desperate efforts to escape from the unlucky
+closet.
+
+Two escapes of the same sort I effected, but at last I was arrested and
+carried back to St. Peter's Tower, where, for greater security, I was
+placed in a dungeon with a man named Calendrin, who was also thus
+punished for two attempts at escape. Calendrin, who had known me during
+my first confinement in the prison, imparted to me a fresh plan of
+escape, which he had devised by means of a hole worked in the wall of
+the dungeon of the galley-slaves, with whom we could communicate. The
+third night of my detention all was managed for our escape, and eight
+of the prisoners who first went out were so fortunate as to avoid being
+detected by the sentinel, who was only a short distance off.
+
+Seven of us still remained, and we drew straws, as is usual in such
+circumstances, to determine which of the seven should first pass. I drew
+the short straw, and undressed myself that I might get with greater ease
+through the hole, which was very narrow, but to the great disappointment
+of all, I stuck fast without the possibility of advancing or receding.
+In vain did my companions endeavour to pull me out by force, I was
+caught as if in a trap, and the pain of my situation was so extreme,
+that not expecting further help from within, I called to the sentry to
+render me assistance. He approached with the precaution of a man who
+fears a surprise, and presenting his bayonet to my breast, forbade me
+to make the slightest movement. At his summons the guard came out, the
+porters ran with torches, and I was dragged from my hole, not without
+leaving behind me a portion of my skin and flesh. Torn and wounded as
+I was, they immediately transferred me to the prison of Petit Hotel,
+when I was put into a dungeon, fettered hand and foot.
+
+Ten days afterwards I was placed amongst the prisoners, through my
+intreaties and promises not to attempt again to escape.
+
+[Here he meets with a fellow named Bruxellois, _the Daring_, of whom
+the following anecdote is related:--]
+
+At the moment of entering a farm with six of his comrades, he thrust his
+left hand through an opening in the shutter to lift the latch, but when
+he was drawing it back, he found that his wrist had been caught in a
+slip knot. Awakened by the noise, the inhabitants of the farm had laid
+this snare, although too weak to go out against a band of robbers which
+report had magnified as to numbers. But the attempt being thus defeated,
+day was fast approaching, and Bruxellois saw his dismayed comrades
+looking at each other with doubt, when the idea occurred to him that to
+avoid discovery they would knock out his brains. With his right hand he
+drew out his clasp knife with a sharp point, which he always had about
+him, and cutting off his wrist at the joint, fled with his comrades
+without being stopped by the excessive pain of his horrid wound.
+This remarkable deed, which has been attributed to a thousand
+different spots, really occurred in the vicinity of Lille, and is well
+authenticated in the northern districts, where many persons yet remember
+to have seen the hero of this tale, who was thence called Manchot,
+(or one-armed,) executed.
+
+[Vidocq at length escapes, quits Lille, and flies to Ostend, where he
+joins a crew of smugglers.]
+
+It was with real repugnance that I went to the house of a man named
+Peters, to whom I was directed, as one deeply engaged in the pursuit,
+and able to introduce me to it. A sea-gull nailed on his door with
+extended wings, like the owls and weasels that we see on barns, guided
+me. I found the worthy in a sort of cellar, which by the ropes, sails,
+oars, hammocks, and barrels which filled it, might have been taken
+for a naval depot. From the midst of a thick atmosphere of smoke which
+surrounded him, he viewed me at first with a contempt which had not
+a good appearance, and my conjectures were soon realized, for I had
+scarcely offered my services than he fell upon me with a shower of
+blows. I could certainly have resisted him effectually, but astonishment
+had in a measure deprived me of the power of defence; and I saw besides,
+in the court-yard, half-a-dozen sailors and an enormous Newfoundland
+dog, which would have been powerful odds. Turned into the street, I
+endeavoured to account for this singular reception, when it occurred to
+me that Peters had mistaken me for a spy, and treated me accordingly.
+
+This idea determined me on returning to a dealer in hollands, who
+had told me of him, and he, laughing at the results of my visit,
+gave me a pass-word that would procure me free access to Peters.--[He
+succeeds.]--I slept at Peters's house with a dozen or fifteen smugglers,
+Dutch, Danish, Swedish, Portuguese, and Russian; there were no
+Englishmen, and only two Frenchmen. The day after my installation, as
+we were all getting into our hammocks, or flock beds, Peters entered
+suddenly into our chamber, which was only a cellar contiguous to his
+own, and so filled with barrels and kegs, that we could scarcely find
+room to sling our hammocks. Peters had put off his usual attire, which
+was that of ship-caulker, or sail-maker, and had on a hairy cap, and a
+long red shirt, closed at the breast with a silver pin, fire-arms in his
+belt, and a pair of thick large, fisherman's boots, which reach the top
+of the thigh, or may be folded down beneath the knee.
+
+"A-hoy! a-hoy!" cried he, at the door, striking the ground with the butt
+end of his carbine! "down with the hammocks, down with the hammocks! We
+will sleep some other day. The Squirrel has made signals for a landing
+this evening, and we must see what she has in her, muslin or tobacco.
+Come, come, turn out, my sea-boys."
+
+In a twinkling every body was ready. They opened an arm-chest, and every
+man took out a carbine or blunderbuss, a brace of pistols, and a cutlass
+or boarding pike, and we set out, after having drunk so many glasses of
+brandy and arrack that the bottles were empty. At this time there were
+not more than twenty of us, but we were joined or met, at one place or
+another, by so many individuals, that on reaching the sea side we were
+forty-seven in number, exclusive of two females and some countrymen from
+the adjacent villages, who brought hired horses, which they concealed in
+a hollow behind some rocks.
+
+It was night, and the wind was shifting, whilst the sea dashed with so
+much force, that I did not understand how any vessels could approach
+without being cast on shore. What confirmed this idea was, that by the
+starlight I saw a small boat rowing backwards and forwards, as if it
+feared to land. They told me afterwards that this was only a manoeuvre
+to ascertain if all was ready for the unloading, and no danger to be
+apprehended. Peters now lighted a reflecting lantern, which one of the
+men had brought, and immediately extinguished it; the Squirrel raised
+a lantern at her mizen, which only shone for a moment, and then
+disappeared like a glow-worm on a summer's night. We then saw it
+approach, and anchor about a gun-shot off from the spot where we were.
+Our troop then divided into three companies, two of which were placed
+five hundred paces in front, to resist the revenue officers if they
+should present themselves. The men of these companies were then placed
+at intervals along the ground, having at the left arm a packthread which
+ran from one to the other: in case of alarm, it was announced by a
+slight pull, and each being ordered to answer this signal by firing his
+gun, a line of firing was thus kept up, which perplexed the revenue
+officers. The third company, of which I was one, remained by the
+sea-side, to cover the landing and the transport of the cargo.
+
+All being thus arranged, the Newfoundland dog already mentioned, and
+who was with us, dashed at a word into the midst of the waves, and
+swam powerfully in the direction of the Squirrel, and in an instant
+afterwards returned with the end of a rope in his mouth. Peters
+instantly seized it, and began to draw it towards him, making us signs
+to assist him, which I obeyed mechanically. After a few tugs, I saw that
+at the end of the cable were a dozen small casks, which floated towards
+us. I then perceived that the vessel thus contrived to keep sufficiently
+far from the shore, not to run a risk of being stranded. In an instant
+the casks, smeared over with something that made them waterproof, were
+unfastened and placed on horses, which immediately dashed off for the
+interior of the country. A second cargo arrived with the same success;
+but as we were landing the third, some reports of fire-arms announced
+that our outposts were attacked. "There is the beginning of the ball,"
+said Peters, calmly; "I must go and see who will dance;" and taking up
+his carbine, he joined the outposts, which had by this time joined each
+other. The firing became rapid, and we had two men killed, and others
+slightly wounded. At the fire of the revenue officers, we soon found
+that they exceeded us in number; but alarmed, and fearing an ambuscade,
+they dared not to approach, and we effected our retreat without any
+attempt on their part to prevent it. From the beginning of the fight
+the Squirrel had weighed anchor and stood out to sea, for fear that the
+noise of the firing should bring down on her the government cruiser.
+I was told that most probably she would unload her cargo in some other
+part of the coast, where the owners had numerous agents.
+
+[Vidocq returns to Lille, where he is taken by two gendarmes, and
+concerts the following stratagem for escape:--]
+
+This escape, however, was not so very easy a matter as may be surmised,
+when I say that our dungeons, seven feet square, had walls six feet
+thick, strengthened with planking crossed and rivetted with iron; a
+window, two feet by one, closed with three iron gratings placed one
+after the other, and the door cased with wrought iron. With such
+precautions, a jailor might depend on the safe keeping of his charge,
+but yet we overcame it all.
+
+I was in a cell on the second floor with Duhamel. For six francs, a
+prisoner, who was also a turnkey, procured us two files, a ripping
+chisel, and two turnscrews. We had pewter spoons, and our jailor was
+probably ignorant of the use which prisoners could make of them. I knew
+the dungeon key; it was the counterpart of all the others on the same
+story; and I cut a model of it from a large carrot; then I made a mould
+with crumb of bread and potatoes. We wanted fire, and we procured it by
+making a lamp with a piece of fat and the rags of a cotton cap. The key
+was at last made of pewter, but it was not yet perfect; and it was only
+after many trials and various alterations that it fitted at last. Thus
+masters of the doors, we were compelled to work a hole in the wall, near
+the barns of the town-hall. Sallambier, who was in the dungeons below,
+found a way to cut the hole, by working through the planking.
+
+
+THE PRISON OF BICETRE AT PARIS.
+
+
+The prison of Bicetre is a neat quadrangular building, enclosing many
+other structures and many courts, which have each a different name;
+there is the grande cour (great court) where the prisoners walk; the
+cour de cuisine (or kitchen court;) the cour des chiens (or dog's
+court;) the cour de correction (or court of punishment;) and the cour
+des fers (or iron court.) In this last is a new building five stories
+high; each story contains forty cells, capable of holding four
+prisoners. On the platform, which supplies the place of a roof, was
+night and day a dog named Dragon, who passed in the prison for the most
+watchful and incorruptible of his kind; but some prisoners managed at a
+subsequent period to corrupt him through the medium of a roasted leg of
+mutton, which he had the culpable weakness to accept. The Amphytrions
+escaped whilst Dragon was swallowing the mutton; he was beaten and taken
+into the cour des chiens, where, chained up and deprived of the free air
+which he breathed on the platform, he was inconsolable for his fault,
+and perished piecemeal, a victim of remorse at his weakness in yielding
+to a moment of gluttony and error.
+
+Near the erection I speak of is the old building, nearly arranged in
+the same way, and under which were dungeons of safety, in which were
+enclosed the troublesome and condemned prisoners. It was in one of these
+dungeons that for forty-three years lived the accomplice of Cartouche,
+who betrayed him to procure this commutation! To obtain a moment's
+sunshine, he frequently counterfeited death so well, that when he had
+actually breathed his last sigh, two days passed before they took
+off his iron collar. A third part of the building, called La Force,
+comprised various rooms, in which the prisoners were placed who arrived
+from the provinces, and were destined to the chain.
+
+At this period, the prison of Bicetre, which is only strong from the
+strict guard kept up there, could contain twelve hundred prisoners; but
+they were piled on each other, and the conduct of the jailors in no way
+assuaged the inconvenience of the place.
+
+If any man arrived from the country well clad, who, condemned for a
+first offence, was not as yet initiated into the customs and usages of
+prisons, in a twinkling he was stripped of his clothes, which were sold
+in his presence to the highest bidder. If he had jewels or money, they
+were alike confiscated to the profit of the society, and if he were too
+long in taking out his ear-rings, they snatched them out without the
+sufferer daring to complain. He was previously warned, that if he spoke
+of it, they would hang him in the night to the bars of his cell, and
+afterwards say that he had committed suicide. If a prisoner, out of
+precaution, when going to sleep, placed his clothes under his head, they
+waited until he was in his first sleep, and then they tied to his foot a
+stone, which they balanced at the side of his bed; at the least motion
+the stone fell, and aroused by the noise, the sleeper jumped up, and
+before he could discover what had occurred, his packet hoisted by a
+cord, went through the iron bars to the floor above. I have seen, in
+the depth of winter, these poor devils, having been deprived of their
+property in this way, remain in the court in their shirts until some one
+threw them some rags to cover their nakedness. As long as they remained
+at Bicetre, by burying themselves, as we may say, in their straw, they
+could defy the rigour of the weather; but at the departure of the chain,
+when they had no other covering than the frock and trousers made of
+packing cloth, they often sunk exhausted and frozen before they reached
+the first resting place.
+
+[As we have said, the present is but a fourth portion of Vidocq's
+exploits; and if the remaining three are of equal interest, the work
+will be one of the most extraordinary of our times. We scarcely remember
+a counterpart, although the Memoirs of James Hardy Vaux are of the same
+stamp. The fate of the latter work was curious enough. The manuscript
+was sent by the author from New South Wales, whither he had been
+transported. It was printed in two small volumes, and published by an
+eminent west-end bookseller, who, for some unexplained motive withdrew
+the edition, which is, we believe, now in the printer's warehouse. The
+Editor of the "Autobiography" has, however, reprinted Vaux's memoirs in
+his series; their style is very superior to that of Vidocq's, (which is
+a translation) and as scores of worse books are printed annually, we
+rejoice at their rescue from oblivion.]
+
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+
+
+THE ANECDOTE GALLERY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WHITFIELD.
+
+
+Remarkable instances are related of the manner in which Whitfield
+impressed his hearers. A man at Exeter stood with stones in his
+pocket, and one in his hand, ready to throw at him; but he dropped
+it before the sermon was far advanced, and going up to him after
+the preaching was over, he said, "Sir, I came to hear you with an
+intention to break your head; but God, through your ministry, has
+given me a broken heart." A ship-builder was once asked what he
+thought of him. "Think!" he replied, "I tell you, sir, every Sunday
+that I go to my parish church, I can build a ship from stem to stern
+under the sermon; but, were it to save my soul, under Mr. Whitfield I
+could not lay a single plank." Hume pronounced him the most ingenious
+preacher he had ever heard; and said, it was worth while to go twenty
+miles to hear him. But, perhaps, the greatest proof of his persuasive
+powers was, when he drew from Franklin's pocket the money which that
+clear, cool reasoner had determined not to give; it was for the
+orphan-house at Savannah. "I did not," says the American philosopher,
+"disapprove of the design; but as Georgia was then destitute of
+materials and workmen, and it was proposed to send them from
+Philadelphia at a great expense, I thought it would have been better
+to have built the house at Philadelphia, and brought the children to
+it. This I advised; but he was resolute in his first project, rejected
+my counsel, and I therefore refused to contribute. I happened, soon
+after, to attend one of his sermons, in the course of which I
+perceived he intended to finish with a collection, and I silently
+resolved he should get nothing from me. I had in my pocket a handful
+of copper money, three or four silver dollars, and five pistoles in
+gold. As he proceeded I began to soften, and concluded to give the
+copper; another stroke of his oratory made me ashamed of that, and
+determined me to give the silver; and he finished so admirably, that
+I emptied my pocket wholly into the collector's dish, gold and all.
+
+"At this sermon," continues Franklin, "there was also one of our club,
+who, being of my sentiments respecting the building in Georgia, and
+suspecting a collection might be intended, had, by precaution, emptied
+his pockets before he came from home; towards the conclusion of the
+discourse, however, he felt a strong inclination to give, and applied to
+a neighbour who stood near him, to lend him some money for the purpose.
+The request was fortunately made to perhaps the only man in the company
+who had the firmness not to be affected by the preacher. His answer was,
+'At any other time, friend Hopkinson, I would lend to thee freely; but
+not now, for thee seems to me to be out of thy right senses.'"
+
+One of his flights of oratory, not in the best taste, is related on
+Hume's authority. "After a solemn pause, Mr. Whitfield thus addresses
+his audience:--'The attendant angel is just about to leave the
+threshold, and ascend to heaven; and shall he ascend and not bear with
+him the news of one sinner, among all the multitude, reclaimed from the
+error of his ways!' To give the greater effect to this exclamation, he
+stamped with his foot, lifted up his hands and eyes to heaven, and cried
+aloud, 'Stop, Gabriel! stop, Gabriel! stop, ere you enter the sacred
+portals, and yet carry with you the news of one sinner converted to
+God!'" Hume said this address was accompanied with such animated, yet
+natural action, that it surpassed any thing he ever saw or heard in any
+other preacher.--_Southey_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+SIR RICHARD JEBB.
+
+
+Was very rough and harsh in manner. He said to a patient, to whom
+he had been very rude, "_Sir, it is my way_."--"Then," replied the
+patient, pointing to the door, "I beg you will make _that your way_."
+Sir Richard was not very nice in his mode of expression, and would
+frequently astonish a patient with a volley of oaths. Nothing used to
+make him swear more than the eternal question, "What may I eat? Pray,
+Sir Richard, may I eat a muffin?"--"Yes, Madam, the _best thing_ you
+can take."--"O dear! I am glad of that. But, Sir Richard, you told
+me the other day that it was the _worst_ thing I could eat!"--"What
+would be proper for me to eat to-day?" says another lady.--"Boiled
+turnips."--"Boiled turnips! you forget, Sir Richard, I told you I
+could not bear boiled turnips."--"Then, Madam, you must have
+a--vitiated appetite."
+
+Sir Richard, being called to see a patient who fancied himself very
+ill, told him ingenuously what he thought, and declined prescribing,
+thinking it unnecessary. "Now you are here," said the patient, "I
+shall be obliged to you, Sir Richard, if you will tell me how I must
+live, what I may eat, and what not."--"My directions as to that
+point," replied Sir Richard, "will be few and simple. You must not eat
+the poker, shovel, or tongs, for they are hard of digestion; nor the
+bellows, because they are windy; but any thing else you please!"
+
+He was first cousin to Dr. John Jebb, who had been a dissenting
+minister, well known for his political opinions and writings. His
+Majesty George III. used sometimes to talk to Sir Richard concerning
+his cousin; and once, more particularly, spoke of his restless,
+reforming spirit in the church, in the university, physic, &c. "And
+please your Majesty," replied Sir Richard, "if my cousin were in
+heaven he would be a reformer!"--_Wadd's Memoirs._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE GATHERER.
+
+ "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."
+SHAKESPEARE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+GOOD BYE.
+
+
+ When from the friend we dearly love
+ Fate tells us we must part,
+ By speech we can but feebly prove
+ The anguish of the heart.
+
+ And no soft words, howe'er sincere,
+ Can half so much imply,
+ As that suppress'd, though trembling tear,
+ Which drowns the word--Good bye.
+
+_Warwick._ W.S.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A keen shopkeeper, having in his service a couple of shopmen, who
+in point of intellect, were the very reverse of their master, a wag
+who frequented the shop, for some time puzzled the neighbourhood by
+designating it a "_music-shop_," although the proprietor dealt as
+much in _music_ as in _millstones_. However, being pressed for an
+explanation, he said that the _scale_ was conducted by a _sharp_, a
+_flat_ and a _natural_; and if these did not constitute "music," he
+did not know what did.
+
+ISSACCAR.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+IMMORTALITY.
+
+
+Napoleon being in the gallery of the Louvre one day, attended by Baron
+Denon, turned round suddenly from a fine picture, which he had viewed
+for some time in silence, and said to him, "That is a noble picture,
+Denon."--"Immortal," was Denon's reply. "How long," inquired Napoleon,
+"will this picture last?" Denon answered, that, "with care and in a
+proper situation, it might last, perhaps, five hundred years."--"And
+how long," said Napoleon, "will a statue last?"--"Perhaps," replied
+Denon, "five thousand years."--"And this," returned Napoleon, sharply,
+"this you call immortality!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+LINES TO A LADY, ON HER REFUSING HER CARD.
+
+
+ Let heroes, anxious for their future fame,
+ Obtain of Fortune what they want--a name;
+ The _future_ theirs, the present hour be mine--
+ The only name I ask of fate--is thine;
+ Yet happier still had fate decreed to me
+ The favour'd lot, to give my name to thee.
+
+T.B.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A dull barrister, once obtained the nickname _Necessity_--because
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+
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