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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 11370 ***
+
+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+NO. 329.] SATURDAY, AUGUST 30, 1828. [PRICE 2d.
+
+
+
+
+NEW CHURCH, BUILDING AT STAINES.
+
+[Illustration: NEW CHURCH, BUILDING AT STAINES.]
+
+
+Who has journeyed on the Exeter road without noticing the town of STAINES,
+with its host of antiquarian associations--as the _Stana_ (Saxon) or
+London Stone,[1] its ancient bridge, for the repair of which three oaks
+out of Windsor Forest were granted by the crown in the year 1262, besides
+_pontage_ or temporary tolls previous to the year 1600.--Dr. Stukeley's
+conjectures respecting the _Via Trinobantica_ passing here--and the _old_
+parish church, the situation of which appeared to denote the site of the
+more ancient town of Staines. It is here too, that the tourist begins to
+imagine himself _in rure_, after he has been whirled through the brick and
+mortar avenues of _Kensington_, and _Hammersmith_, and the unsightly
+lane-street of _Brentford_,[2] with all its cockney reminiscences of
+equestrianism and election squabbles; _Hounslow_ and its by-gone days of
+highway notoriety and powder-mill and posting celebrity, and _Bedfont_,
+with its yew trees tortured into peacock shapes, and the date 1704. Then,
+who does not recollect and venerate the convivial celebrity of this route,
+its luxurious inns, and their "thrones of human felicity;" along which
+Quin, Dr. Johnson or Shenstone could scarcely have accomplished a stage a
+day!
+
+In our days, hundreds of London tourists breakfast at the _Bush_, although,
+after sixteen miles' ride, their appetites do not require this stimulant
+any more than do the glories of the _Bush_ cellars after dinner.
+
+But we must pass on to the church. The _old_ building was in the Gothic or
+pointed style, with lancet windows, &c., but much disfigured by
+churchwardens' repairs, although the great Inigo Jones is said to have
+built its square, brick tower. At length, a considerable portion of this
+ancient structure fell in one Sunday morning, during the service, but, as
+the newspapers say, "fortunately no lives were lost." The inhabitants then
+resolved to rebuild nearly the whole, and the design of Mr. J.B. Watson
+was adopted. The foundation stone was laid March 31, in the present year,
+and the building is to be completed by Christmas next. The church is
+intended to contain 1,100 persons. The length of the interior, 65 feet;
+width, 47 feet; height to ceiling, 25 feet. The chancel is to be rebuilt
+at the expense of the impropriators. The lower part of Inigo Jones's tower
+is to remain, and the whole is to be raised 23 feet. These repairs, with
+the enclosure of the churchyard, will not exceed 4,000_l_.; and the
+progress of the undertaking is highly creditable to the taste and
+execution of all the parties concerned.
+
+As one act of public spirit generally leads to another, the erection of a
+new stone bridge is projected at Staines; it is to be nearer the church
+than the present bridge, and will afford a better view of the new
+structure. An elegant stone bridge was erected here in 1796, but two of
+the piers sinking, the bridge was taken down, and an iron one substituted;
+this failed, and has since been supported by wooden piles and frame-work.
+
+
+[1] This is a boundary stone which marks the extent of the jurisdiction
+ possessed by the City of London over the western part of the River
+ Thames. It stands on the margin of the river, in the vicinity of
+ Staines church, and bears the date of 1280. On a moulding round the
+ upper part is inscribed "GOD preserve the City of London, A.D. 1280."
+
+[2] George II. used to say when riding through Brentford, with his heavy
+ guards, "I do like dis place, 'tis so like Yarmany."
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE SPECTRE'S VOYAGE.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+ "There is a part of the river Wye, between the city of Hereford and
+ the town of Moss, which was distinguished and well known for upwards
+ of two centuries, by the appellation of the Spectre's Voyage; across
+ which, so long as it retained that name, neither entreaty nor
+ remuneration could induce any boatman to convey passengers after a
+ certain hour of the night. The superstitious ideas current amongst the
+ lower orders of people were, that on every evening about the hour of
+ eight, a beautiful female figure was seen in a small vessel, sailing
+ from Hereford to Northrigg, (a small village about three miles
+ distant,) with the utmost rapidity, against wind and tide, or even in
+ a dead calm--landed at the little village, returned, and vanished,
+ when arrived at a certain part of the river, where the current is
+ remarkably strong, about half a mile from the city of Hereford."
+
+ --_Neele's Romance of History._ See MIRROR, vol. x, page 352.
+
+
+ Bright shines the silver queen of night,
+ Upon fair Wye's soft stream;
+ Which throws a ray of heavenly light
+ Reflected from her beam.
+ Yet this smooth water, wide and clear,
+ This scene of sweet repose;
+ Erst filled the villagers with fear
+ As ancient story goes.
+
+ 'Tis told us that in dead of night,
+ (In days of yore long past)
+ A skiff was seen compact and light,
+ With sail, and oars, and mast.
+ And in it sat the spectral form,
+ Of a most beauteous maid;
+ Who heeded neither wind nor storm,
+ As she this voyage made.
+
+ Nor heeded she the pelting rain,
+ Nor winter's blinding snows;
+ But to the destin'd spot amain,
+ The scudding vessel goes;
+ Or if so calm, the placid Wye,
+ No wave was on its face,
+ Yet onward did that light bark fly
+ To reach the fated place.
+
+ When on the deck she was espied,
+ Each trembled to behold;
+ As on she sail'd 'gainst wind and tide,
+ ('Tis scarce believ'd when told)
+ Then sail and oar were both applied,
+ And swift the vessel flew;
+ But where the man--who could abide
+ That vessel to pursue?
+
+ Ah! who could dare approach the spot
+ Where Isabel did steer?
+ That mariner existeth not,
+ But did that phantom fear.
+ Or where's the man whose courage bold,
+ Could lend him strength one hour,
+ To gaze upon that form so cold,
+ Or place him in her power.
+
+ And when the spectral sail was spread,
+ That flutter'd to and fro;
+ The hair would bristle on each head,
+ Which awful fear did show.
+ And when the moon-beam seem'd to kiss,
+ That dreaded maiden's brow;
+ Something each knew would go amiss,
+ Nor judg'd such wrong, I trow.
+
+ For tho' the form was wond'rous fair,
+ 'Twas terrible to view;
+ And to avoid it was the care
+ Of every vessel's crew.
+ Full many a dismal tale was told,
+ Of that fam'd spectre ship;
+ And none were ever known so bold
+ To watch this nightly trip.
+
+ Why did that troubled shade proceed
+ Along that watery way?
+ Or what the purpose, or the deed,
+ Which caus'd her thus to stray?
+ For good, or bad, did Isabel,
+ Forsake her dreary grave?
+ Or was't because she lov'd to sail
+ On Wye's pellucid wave?
+
+ The spectre came to meet her dear,
+ Lord Hugh--the young and brave;
+ When dreadful tidings met her ear,
+ "He'd found a traitor's grave."
+ When second Edward rul'd this land,
+ (A wretched prince was he,)
+ Of favourites he'd a numerous band,
+ As worthless as could be.
+
+ Two noblemen amongst this set
+ Were hated above all;
+ And many were the lords who met,
+ To work the Spencer's fall.
+ Success attends these foe-men's strife,
+ Lord Hugh is doom'd to die;
+ And in his happiest hours of life,
+ That precious life did fly.
+
+ His manly form did never more,
+ Bless Isabel's fond eyes;
+ With him--the joys of life were o'er,
+ For him--the maiden dies.
+ Yet still the spirit fondly clings,
+ To what in life has been,
+ Thus Isabel, it nightly brings
+ To this beloved scene.
+
+ But when her feet have touch'd the ground,
+ With silent, noiseless tread;
+ No tender lover there is found,
+ He's number'd with the dead.
+ No more of love the tender strain,
+ Falls on her list'ning ear,
+ In life--her joy, was turn'd to pain,
+ Her hope--gave place to fear.
+
+ 'Tis then, that dread laments they hear,
+ Who pass by night that way;
+ Which the scar'd traveller, so clear,
+ Hears till returning day;
+ When re-embarks sad Isabel,
+ That spectre shade so fair;
+ Then dashing in the water's swell,
+ She vanishes in air.
+
+ No trace remains in Sol's bright ray,
+ Of boat or awful spright;
+ For grief--or guilt conceived by day,
+ Conspicuous is at night.
+ Thus Isabel's unearthly woe,
+ Remain'd for many years;
+ But as our superstitions go,
+ So go unfounded fears
+
+CAROLINE MAXWELL.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+HARVEST HOME.
+
+_(To the Editor of the Mirror.)_
+
+
+Sir,--Wishing to add to your numerous accounts of our local customs, I
+send you a description of the manner of celebrating harvest home in
+Westmoreland.
+
+The farmers of Appleby, Kirby, Thore, and many of the neighbouring and low
+towns thereabout, devote the last day of the harvest to mirth and
+festivity. The men generally endeavour to get the corn all in pretty early
+in the day; and at the last cart-load the horses are decked by the men
+with ears of corn and flowers and ribands; and then the lasses' straw-
+bonnets, who, in return, perform the same compliments on them. Thus they
+move on through the lanes and roads, till they reach the farm-yard,
+shouting, "Harvest Home," and singing songs in their way. When they reach
+the farm-yard, they set up an exulting shout, and ale is distributed to
+them by their master. About nine o'clock, a supper is prepared for them in
+their master's house. A wheat-sheaf is brought, and placed in the middle of
+the room, decorated with ribands and flowers, and corn is hung in various
+parts of the room. The supper mostly consists of some good old English
+dish, (of which there is plenty,) and the jolly farmer presides at the
+head of the table. After the cloth is cleared, liquor in abundance is
+brought forward, and the "president" sings, (not a _Non Nobis Domine_,)
+but a good, true, mirth-stirring song, and then the _fun_ commences;
+singing and dancing alternately occupy the evening, and the bottle
+circulates speedily, and the festival generally breaks up about midnight.
+
+Thus, Mr. Editor, is harvest home spent in that county, and I send you the
+only account I can furnish of the harvest merriments, hoping some of your
+correspondents will add to my little mite.
+
+W.H.H.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+STANZAS TO, AND IN ILLUSTRATION OF, A LANDSCAPE BY CLAUDE.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+ Young land of beauty, and divine repose!
+ Art thou a dream? a vision from on high
+ Unveiling Paradise? uncurt'ning those
+ Supernal glories, Eden doth supply
+ To glad immortals? o'er thee, ev'ning glows,
+ Brilliant, as seraph's blush--pure as his breath--
+ Smiling an antidote to tears and death!
+
+ Young land of beauty! (fancy could not dwell
+ In lovelier, albeit her rainbow wings
+ Fold, but in fairy-spheres) a living well
+ Of sylvan joy art thou, whose thousand springs
+ Gush, sinless, gladness, peace ineffable,
+ And that luxuriousness of being, which
+ Mocks eloquence: warm, holy, ruby, rich.
+
+ Young land of beauty! 'neath thy sun-ting'd shades,
+ Beside thy lake, crystal in roseate light,
+ Enam'ring music breathes: there, raptur'd maids
+ In dances, with adoring youths unite;
+ There, magic voices sigh in song; and glades
+ With birds and blossoms, all but vital, seem
+ Entranc'd, like hermit in divinest dream!
+
+ Young land of beauty! art thou but a ray
+ Of intellect, emerg'd from one? and shrin'd,
+ That thine immortal light may dim the day,
+ Faint struggling thro' some lowlier, cloudier, mind:
+ Dream of the painter-poet! oh! we'll say,
+ Lur'd to ethereal musings by thy thrall,
+ Tho' dream in part, no dream art thou in all!
+
+M.L.B
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+MARCH OF "IMPROVEMENT."
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+An old Subscriber has sent us the following _questions_ on the improvement
+of the metropolis, which we insert as a castle-building _jeu d'esprit_
+rather than as a serious matter. They will, however, serve for the
+_committee of taste_ to crack after dinner, and give a zest for their
+_magna bona_.
+
+Ought not the new palace to have been built in the richest Gothic
+style, so as to have deviated in appearance from every other edifice
+in the metropolis; and to have been erected on the north bank of the
+Serpentine?--And, if the _dome_ of the present erection is not to be
+removed, cannot it be ornamented?--Or could not the pediment, fronting
+the park, be raised another story, so as to hide it (the dome) from
+that side?--Indeed, would not the palace be much improved by such an
+alteration? I think if it be left as it is, when the wings are raised
+to the height of the body of the palace, (though they are a wonderful
+improvement upon those first erected) the whole will have a very flat
+appearance.--Are not the statues of Neptune, &c., much too small, and
+the other ornaments, consisting of representations of warlike implements,
+&c., much too heavy to look well?
+
+Is not the Borough a very improper place for the king's, or any other,
+college?--Is it not the very mart of trade, and consequently ever noisy
+and in confusion?--And what a magnificent improvement would its erection
+near Westminster Abbey be to that ancient and very sumptuous pile. Could
+it not be erected from Tothill Street, and extend towards Storey's
+Gate?--And should it not be built in the Gothic style to correspond with
+the abbey? The seat of learning and wisdom is in that neighbourhood
+(Westminster School, Houses of Parliament, Courts of Justice, &c.);
+therefore it is the place best adapted for the erection of a college.
+Ought not also those disgraceful erections close to the abbey's western
+front, to be instantly removed?--And ought not the house of the dean, &c.
+to be also rebuilt in the Gothic style, and extend from Tothill Street
+towards St. John's church? I never see this abbey (the glory of London)
+without feeling utterly disgusted at the surrounding objects. The great
+tower, also, should be erected in the same style as the other two. But
+should not the council office, and Somerset House, be finished before
+other works are begun?--Should not the interior of the dome of St. Paul's
+be repainted and gilt, and the windows (particularly the three over the
+altar) be of stained glass?--And should not the railing on the top of the
+dome on the outside (which is much decayed) be replaced by railing made of
+the new metal lately invented, which imitates brass, and does not
+tarnish?--Would not the entrance for the public, from Piccadilly into St.
+James's Park, be much better two or three yards from the new royal archway,
+as it will be very likely to be injured by people passing so near it?
+
+Would not a Swiss cottage and a Chinese temple very materially improve the
+appearance of the islands in St. James's Park; and two or three vessels
+upon that water, and the Serpentine in Hyde Park, also add very much to
+the effect?--Would a tower, surrounded by a railing, as the monument, and
+surmounted by a statue of George III. (looking with surprise to see what
+his son had done), or Canning, or Byron, be a proper sort of monument as a
+tribute to their memories; and to be erected in the centre of the Regent's
+Park? Oh! what a prospect would its summit command! Would not
+magnificent baths for males and females, erected on either side of
+Waterloo Place, and to be supplied from the new fountain, be a great
+addition to the beauty and comfort of this great city.
+
+These additions, alterations, and improvements, ought to be made now; and
+I doubt not, in the course of time, all warehouses will be removed from
+the banks of the Thames, above Blackfriars' Bridge, and that streets will
+run by the waterside as at Dublin. Also the time will come when the houses
+round St. Paul's will be pulled down and rebuilt in the Grecian style of
+architecture to correspond with the cathedral (the wonder of England), and
+be re-erected at a much greater distance from it.
+
+I would also ask, "should not the chimney pots upon the palaces in Regent
+Street, &c. be of a slate colour?--Should not all tiles be painted of the
+same colour? (slate.)--Should not the names of streets be more
+particularly attended to?"
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+INTRODUCTION OF SILK INTO EUROPE.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+The frequency of open hostilities between the Emperor of Constantinople
+and the monarchs of Persia, together with the increasing rivalry of their
+subjects in the trade with India, gave rise to an event which produced a
+considerable change in the silk trade. As the use of that article, both in
+dress and furniture, became more general in the court of the Greek
+emperors, who imitated and surpassed the sovereigns of Asia in splendour
+and magnificence; and as China, in which, according to the concurring
+testimony of oriental writers, the culture of silk was originally known,
+_(Herlelot. Biblioth. Orient.)_, still continued to be the only country
+which produced that valuable commodity; the Persians improving the
+advantages which their situation gave them over the merchants from the
+Arabian Gulf, supplanted them in all the marts of India, to which silk was
+brought by sea from the east. Having it likewise in their power to molest
+or to cut off the caravans, which, in order to procure a supply for the
+Greek empire, travelled by land to China through the northern provinces of
+their kingdom, they entirely engrossed that branch of commerce.
+Constantinople was obliged to depend on the rival power for an article
+which luxury reserved and desired as essential to elegance. The Persians,
+with the usual rapacity of monopolists, raised the price of silk to such
+an exorbitant height, that the Emperor Justinian eager, not only to obtain
+a full and certain supply of a commodity which was become of indispensible
+use, but solicitous to deliver the commerce of his subjects from the
+exactions of his enemies, endeavoured, by means of his ally, the christian
+monarch of Abyssinia, to wrest some portion of the silk trade from the
+Persians. In this attempt he failed; but when he least expected it, he, by
+an unforeseen event, attained in some measure (A.D. 55.) the object which
+he had in view. Two Persian monks having been employed as missionaries to
+some christian churches which were established (as we are informed by
+Cosmas) in different parts of India, had penetrated into the country of
+the Seres, or China. There they observed the labours of the silk-worm, and
+became acquainted with all the arts of men in working up its productions
+into such a variety of elegant fabrics. The prospect of gain, or perhaps
+an indignant zeal excited by seeing this lucrative branch of commerce
+engrossed by unbelieving nations, prompted them to repair to
+Constantinople. There they explained to the emperor the origin of silk,
+as well as the various modes of preparing and manufacturing it--mysteries
+hitherto unknown, or very imperfectly understood in Europe, and encouraged
+by his liberal promises, they undertook to bring to the capital a
+sufficient number of those wonderful insects to whose labours man is so
+much indebted. This they accomplished by conveying the eggs of the
+silk-worm in a hollow cane. They were hatched by the heat of a dunghill;
+fed with the leaves of a wild mulberry-tree, and they multiplied and worked
+in the same manner as in those climates where they first became objects of
+human attention and care. Vast numbers of these insects were soon reared
+in different parts of Greece, particularly in the Peloponnesus. Sicily
+afterwards undertook to breed silk-worms with equal success, and was
+imitated from time to time in several towns of Italy. In all these places
+extensive manufactures were established and carried on with silk of
+domestic production. The demand for silk from the East diminished, of
+course. The subjects of the Greek emperors were no longer obliged to have
+recourse to their enemies, the Persians, for a supply of it; and a
+considerable change took place in the nature of the commercial intercourse
+between Europe and India.
+
+Before the introduction of the silk-worm into Europe, and as often as its
+production is mentioned by the Greek and Roman authors, they had not, for
+several centuries after the use of it became common, any certain knowledge
+either of the countries to which they were indebted for this favourite
+article of elegance, or the manner in which it was produced, By some, silk
+was supposed to be a fine down adhering to the leaves of trees or flowers;
+others imagined it to be a delicate species of wool or cotton; and even
+those who had learned that it was the work of an insect, show by their
+description that they had no distinct idea of the manner in which it was
+formed. A circumstance concerning the traffic of silk among the Romans
+merits observation. Contrary to what usually takes place in the operations
+of trade, the more general use of that commodity seems not to have
+increased the quantity imported in such proportion as to answer the
+growing demand for it; and the price of silk was not reduced during the
+course of 250 years from the time of its being first known in Rome. In the
+reign of Aurelian it still continued to be valued at its weight in gold.
+(See Robertson's _History of India_.)
+
+It is a singular circumstance in the history of silk, that, on account of
+its being an exertion of a worm, the Mahomedans consider it as an unclean
+dress, and it has been decided with the unanimous assent of all their
+doctors, that a person wearing a garment made entirely of silk cannot
+lawfully offer up the daily prayers enjoined by the Koran. _(Herbel. Bibl.
+Orient.)_ C.V.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+LADIES' FASHIONS.
+
+_(To the Editor of the Mirror.)_
+
+
+If you think the following observations conformable to the plan of your
+useful and entertaining publication, perhaps you may be induced to give
+them a place, or notice the subject I have in view, in some other way.
+
+Notwithstanding the host of publications periodically issuing from the
+press, independent of the incalculable list of newspapers and reviews; and
+though the rage for periodicals is so great, that a single event will give
+rise to one, yet there does not appear to me to be any thing like those
+works which used to amuse and instruct our great grandfathers. I mean the
+"Spectator," "Tatler," and others, whose influence extends to the present
+day, and which are continually affording pleasure to cultivated minds by
+the soundness of their doctrines, aided by the extensive knowledge of
+human nature that the authors display throughout. But as they are now
+become standard works, they are not so capable of "shooting folly as it
+flies," and being as it were aged in the service, can only have a proper
+effect when folly will stand still to listen to them; but as that is, in
+most instances, out of the question, we want something more active, or in
+other words, something new; and novelty being the order of the day,
+attention is thereby excited, and the follies and extravagances of the
+"age," may possibly have some advantageous pruning.
+
+Caricatures, whether exhibited in pantomimes or print shops, (though often
+got up for any other purpose than instruction) are not sufficient; they
+are too ridiculous, though sometimes not devoid of humour, instance the
+picture of a lady striving ineffectually to make a way through Temple Bar,
+but is prevented by the enormous size of her bonnet, which shows likewise
+that this extravagance in dress is not confined to the west end. But as
+these things are only laughed at, some other means ought to be adopted;
+and I should think myself extremely fortunate if I could be the humble
+means of inducing you, or your correspondents, to take the matter in hand.
+
+Certainly not the least to be deprecated are the "ladies' present dresses;"
+the extravagances of which are not confined to the head, but are exhibited
+also all down the arm (not unaptly likened to series of balloons) and are
+also, in most instances, by some unusual "bustling," equally absurd. I
+wonder what would be said by Mr. Addison, were he to witness the present
+fashions. He would certainly think that all the care he took to keep the
+fair sex in order was in vain; and though enormous head dresses were not
+in vogue in his time, he seems to have anticipated that they would be, by
+his recommending the perusal of his 98th paper of the "Spectator" to his
+female readers by way of prevention, but which, alas! has not been studied
+with the attention it merits. Probably the transcription of one passage
+will not be misapplied here:--
+
+He says, "I would desire the fair sex to consider how impossible it is for
+them to add any thing that can be ornamental to what is already the
+masterpiece of nature. The head has the most beautiful appearance, as well
+as the highest station, in a human figure. Nature has laid out all her art
+in beautifying the face; she has touched it with vermilion, planted in it
+a double row of ivory, made it the seat of smiles and blushes, lighted it
+up and enlivened it with the brightness of the eyes, hung it on each side
+with curious organs of sense, given it airs and graces that cannot be
+described, and surrounded it with such a flowing shade of hair as sets all
+its beauties in the most agreeable light. In short she seems to have
+designed the head as the cupola to the most glorious of her works; and
+when we load it with such a pile of supernumerary ornaments, we destroy
+the symmetry of the human figure, and foolishly contrive to call off the
+eye from great and real beauties to childish gew-gaws, ribbons, and
+bone-lace."
+
+Womankind, Mr. Editor, I do not believe, are naturally vain; but as they
+were made for us and for our comfort, it is natural that they should
+endeavour to gain our esteem; but they carry their endeavours too far; by
+straining to excite attention they overstep the mark, become vain and
+coquetish, one strives to outdo another, others say they must do as other
+women do, and they thus make themselves ridiculous unknowingly. It is
+really painful to see a woman of sense and education become a slave to the
+tyranny of fashion--and injuring both body and mind--and it is, I think,
+an insult to a man of understanding to endeavour to excite his attention
+by any such peculiarities.
+
+Having now generally stated the subject that I should wish to be taken up
+by abler hands than mine, I will conclude by recommending all your
+town-bred, and coquetish ladies to study and restudy a letter signed "Mary
+Home," in No. 254 of the excellent work before alluded to, "The Spectator."
+--H. M--._Great Surrey Street, Aug. 1828_.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+RETROSPECTIVE GLEANINGS
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+HISTORICAL ACCOUNT OF SMITHFIELD.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+Stowe, in his "Survey of London," 1633, says, "Then is Smithfield Pond,
+which of (old time) in records was called Horsepoole, for that men watered
+horses there, and was a great water. In the 6th of Henry V. a new building
+was made in the west part of Smithfield, betwixt the said poole and the
+river of Wels, or Turne-mill-brooke, in a place then called the Elms, for
+that there grew many elme-trees, and this had been the place of execution
+for offenders. Since the which time, the building there hath been so
+increased, that now remaineth not one tree growing. In the yeere 1357, the
+31st of Edward III., great and royall justs were then holden in Smithfield,
+there being present the kings of England, France, and Scotland, with many
+other nobles, and great estates of divers lands. In the yeere 1362, the
+36th of Edward III., on the first five daies of May, in Smithfield, were
+justs holden, the king and queene being present, with the most part of the
+chivalry of England and of France and of other nations; to which came
+Spaniards, Cyprians, and Armenians, knightly requesting ayde of the king
+of England against the Pagans, that invaded their confines. The 48th of
+Edward III., Dame Alice Perrers, or Pierce, (the king's concubine,) as
+lady of the Sunne, rode from the Tower of London through Cheape,
+accompanied of many lords and ladies, every lady leading a lord by his
+horse bridle, till they came into West Smithfield, and then began a great
+just, which endured seven daies after.--In the 14th of Richard II., royal
+justs and turnements were proclaimed to be done in Smithfield, to begin on
+Sunday next, after the feast of Saint Michael; many strangers came forth
+of other countries, namely, Valarian, Earle of St. Paul, that had married
+King Richard's sister, the Lady Maud Courtney; and William, the young
+Earle of Ostervant, son to Albert of Baviere, Earle of Holland and Henault.
+At the day appointed, there issued forth at the Tower, about the third
+houre of the day, 60 coursers, apparelled for the justs, upon every one an
+esquire of honour riding a soft pace; then came forth 60 ladies of honour,
+mounted upon palfraies, riding on the one side, richly apparelled, and
+every lady led a knight with a chain of gold; those knights, being on the
+king's party, had their armour and apparell garnished with white harts,
+and crownes of gold about the harts' neckes; and so they came riding
+through the streets of London to Smithfield, with a great number of
+trumpets, &c. The kinge and the queene, who were lodged in the bishop's
+palace of London, were come from thence, with many great estates, and
+placed in chambers, to see the justs. The ladies that led the knights were
+taken down from their palfraies, and went up to chambers prepared for them.
+Then alighted the esquires of honour from their coursers, and the knights
+in good order mounted upon them; and after their helmets were set on their
+heads, and being ready in all points, proclamation made by the heralds,
+the justs began, and many commendable courses were runne, to the great
+pleasure of the beholders. The justs continued many days with great
+feastings, as ye may reade in _Froisard_," &c. &c.
+
+Smithfield, says Pennant, "was also the spot on which accusations were
+decided by duel, derived from the Kamp-fight ordeal of the Saxons. I will
+only (says Mr. P.) mention an instance. It was when the unfortunate
+armourer entered into the lists, on account of a false accusation of
+treason, brought against him by his apprentice, in the reign of Henry VI.
+The friends of the defendant had so plied him with liquor, that he fell an
+easy conquest to his accuser. Shakspeare has worked this piece of history
+into a scene, in the second part of _Henry VI_., but has made the poor
+armourer confess his treasons in his dying moments; for in the time in
+which this custom prevailed, it never was even suspected but that guilt
+must have been the portion of the vanquished. When people of rank fought
+with sword and lance, plebeian combatants were only allowed a pole, armed
+with a heavy sand-bag, with which they were to decide their guilt or
+innocence. In Smithfield were also held our autos-de-fee; but to the
+credit of our English monarchs, none were ever known to attend the
+ceremony. Even Philip II. of Spain never honoured any, of the many which
+were celebrated by permission of his gentle queen, with his presence,
+notwithstanding he could behold the roasting of his own subjects with
+infinite self-applause and _sang-froid_. The stone marks the spot, in this
+area, on which those cruel exhibitions were executed. Here our martyr
+_Latimer_ preached patience to friar _Forest_, agonizing under the torture
+of a slow fire, for denying the king's supremacy; and to this place our
+martyr _Cranmer_ compelled the amiable _Edward_, by forcing his reluctant
+hand to the warrant, to send _Joan Bocher_, a silly woman, to the stake.
+Yet _Latimer_ never thought of his own conduct in his last moments; nor
+did _Cranmer_ thrust his hand into the fire for a real crime, but for one
+which was venial, through the frailty of human nature. Our gracious
+Elizabeth could likewise burn people for religion. Two Dutchmen,
+Anabaptists, suffered in this place in 1675, and died, as Holinshed sagely
+remarks, with "roring and crieing." But let me say, (says Pennant,) that
+this was the only instance we have of her exerting the blessed prerogative
+of the writ _De Haeretico comburendo_. Her highness preferred the halter;
+her sullen sister faggot and fire. Not that we will deny but Elizabeth
+made a very free use of the terrible act of her 27th year. One hundred and
+sixty-eight suffered in her reign, at London, York, in Lancashire, and
+several other parts of the kingdom, convicted of being priests, of
+harbouring priests, or of becoming converts. But still there is a balance
+of 109 against us in the article persecution, and that by the agonizing
+death of fire; for the smallest number estimated to have suffered under
+the savage Mary, amounts, in her short reign, to 277. The last person who
+suffered at the stake in England was Bartholomew Logatt, who was burnt
+here in 1611, as a blasphemous heretic, according to the sentence
+pronounced by John King, bishop of London. The bishop consigned him to the
+secular of our monarch James, who took care to give the sentence full
+effect. This place, as well as Tybourn, was called _The Elms_, and used
+for the execution of malefactors even before the year 1219. In the year
+1530, there was a most severe and singular punishment inflicted here on
+one John Roose, a cook, who had poisoned 17 persons of the Bishop of
+Rochester's family, two of whom died, and the rest never recovered their
+health. His design was against the pious prelate Fisher, who at that time
+resided at Rochesterplace, Lambeth. The villain was acquainted with the
+cook, and, coming into the bishop's kitchen, took an opportunity, while
+the cook's back was turned to fetch him some drink, to fling a great
+quantity of poison into the gruel, which was prepared for dinner for the
+bishop's family, and the poor of the parish. The good bishop escaped.
+Fortunately, he that day abstained from food. The humility and temperance
+of that good man are strongly marked in this relation, for he partook of
+the same ordinary food with the most wretched pauper. By a retrospective
+law, Roose was sentenced to be boiled to death, which was done accordingly.
+In Smithfield, the arch-rebel, Wat Tyler, met with, in 1381, the reward of
+his treason and insolence."
+
+Smithfield[1] is at present celebrated, and long since, for being the
+great market for cattle of all kinds, and likewise for being the place
+where Bartholomew fair is held, alias the _Cockneys' Saturnalia_, which
+was granted by Henry II. to the neighbouring priory.
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ [1] After the Great Fire, many Londoners resided here in huts.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE ANECDOTE GALLERY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE ANDALUSIAN ASS.
+
+
+A gay lieutenant of the Spanish Royal Guards, known by the name of Alonzo
+Beldia, became violently enamoured of the beautiful Carlotta Pena, the
+eldest daughter of a reputable gunsmith, whose humble habitation adjoined
+the vast cemetery of Valencia, and whom Beldia had casually seen at a
+public entertainment given in that good city.
+
+Alonzo was affable and extremely complaisant, though an egotist and
+somewhat loquacious; but nature had, nevertheless, bestowed upon him a
+prepossessing exterior with an enviable pair of jet black whiskers, and
+the most expressive eyes; he could sing a _tonadilla_ divinely; dance the
+_fandango_ with inimitable grace; and "strike the light guitar" with
+unparalleled mastery. He was, in truth, an accomplished man of pleasure,
+and by his gallantry he subdued the tender hearts of many fair daughters
+of Ferdinand's domains.
+
+On a dark night in the month of December, just as Alonzo had played one of
+his bewitching airs, with his wonted execution, and was engaged, in
+converse sweet, with the enraptured Carlotta, an extraordinary and
+seemingly supernatural noise suddenly proceeded from a distant part of the
+hallowed ground where Alonzo sacrificed at the shrine of love. Jesu Maria!
+exclaimed the terrified damsel, what, in the name of heaven, can it be?
+ere the silvery tones of her sweet voice had reached the ears of the
+petrified Alonzo, the "iron tongue" of the cathedral clock announced the
+hour of midnight, and the solemn intonation of its prodigious bell
+instilled new horrors into the confused minds of the affrighted lovers.
+The brave, the royal Alonzo heard not the voice of his enchanting dulcinea;
+he, poor fellow, with difficulty supported his trembling frame against an
+ancient _memento mori_, which reared its tristful crest within a whisper
+of the lattice of the lovely Carlotta. Large globules of transparent
+liquid adorned his pallid brow, and his convulsed knees sought each other
+with mechanical solicitude. It was a moment pregnant with the gravest
+misery to poor Alonzo; not a star was seen to enliven the murky night, and
+the wind whistled most lugubriously. He was in a state of insensibility,
+and would have fallen to the cold earth, but luckily for the valiant youth,
+the melodious voice of the enchanting girl again breathed the tenderest
+hopes for the safety of her adored Alonzo. He sprang upon his legs and
+drew a pistol from his girdle, which he discharged with unerring aim at
+the dreaded goblin. A horrible groan followed this murderous act, which
+was succeeded by a confused noise, and a solemn silence ensued! "It's
+vanished, Carlotta! I have hurried the intruding demon to the nether
+world!" exclaimed the valorous guardsman. "Heavens be praised," cried the
+superstitious girl, "but hasten, my love--quit this spot directly--my
+father has alarmed his people--away, away!"
+
+The worthy maker of guns approached the scene of carnage, accompanied by
+the inmates of his dwelling, with rueful countenances, illumined by tapers,
+when the cause of their disquietude was soon discovered. No apparition or
+sprite forsooth, but a full grown _donkey_ of the Andalusian breed, lay
+weltering in gore, yet warm with partial life! By timely liberality the
+valorous Alonzo escaped detection, though the heroic deed is still
+remembered in merry Valencia, and often cited as an instance of glorious
+(?) _chivalry_.
+
+GRADIVUS.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+IMPROVED SAFETY LAMP.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+Mr. Dillon has lately introduced to the notice of the scientific world, an
+improvement upon the _Safety Lamp_ of Sir Humphry Davy, which appears to
+us of sufficient interest for illustration in our columns. As the _Davy
+Lamp_ is too well known to need special description here, it will be
+merely necessary to allude to the principle of the invention, in order to
+point out Mr. Dillon's improvement.
+
+He maintains, in opposition to Sir Humphry Davy, that the Davy lamp acts
+by its heat and rarefaction, and not from Sir H. Davy's theory, that flame
+is cooled by a wire-gauze covering. He shows, by a simple experiment, that
+the Davy lamp is not safe in a current of hydrogen or carburetted hydrogen
+gas, and that many lives may have been lost from the confidence of miners
+in its perfect safety. A current of hydrogen or carburetted hydrogen gas
+steadily directed on the flame of the lamp from a bladder and stopcock,
+_by cooling the wire gauze_, brings the flame of the lamp through the
+gauze to the mouth of the stopcock, (even should there be six folds of
+gauze intervening.) He shows also, by immersing the lamp, when cold and
+newly lighted, into a jar of dense hydrogen or carburetted hydrogen gas,
+or an explosive mixture with atmospheric air, that explosion takes place
+inside and outside of the lamp; whereas, when the lamp has burnt
+sufficiently long to heat the wire gauze, no explosion takes place on the
+outside of the lamp. These experiments appear incontrovertible in support
+of his theory, which is, "_that the wire gauze is merely the rapid
+receiver and the retainer of heat, and that it is the caloric in its
+meshes which prevents the flame of the lamp from being fed by the oxygen
+of the atmosphere on the outside_."
+
+The experiments of Libri, showing that flame is inflected by metallic rods,
+and that "when two flames are made to approach each other, there is a
+mutual repulsion, although their proximity increases the temperature of
+each, instead of diminishing it," support Mr. Dillon's theory--the
+inflection being occasioned by the rarefaction of the air between the rod
+and the flame, the latter seeking for oxygen to support it in a denser
+medium, the two flames repelling each other for the same reason, and not
+from any mysterious and "repulsive effect of the wires of the gauze
+tissue." Mr. Dillon increases the heat of the lamp, and places on it a
+shield of talc to protect it from a current, and, upon his theory, the
+shafts or workings of iron and coal mines may be lighted with gas with
+perfect safety, protecting the flame with wire gauze and a circular shield
+of talc.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+EPITAPH ON A FRENCH SCOLD.
+
+ Ci git ma femme; ah! qu'il est bien
+ Pour son repos et pour le mien.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE SELECTOR; AND LITERARY NOTICES OF _NEW WORKS_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+PENELOPE, OR LOVE'S LABOUR LOST.
+
+
+This is one of the most deservedly attractive novels of the past season;
+and the good sense with which it abounds, ought to insure it extensive
+circulation. It has none of the affectation or presumptuousness of
+"fashionable" literature; but is at once a rational picture of that order
+of society to which its characters belong, and a just satire on the
+_superior_ vices of the wealthy and the great. The author is evidently no
+servile respecter of either of the latter classes, for which reason, his
+work is the more estimable, and is a picture of _real_ life, whereas
+fashion at best lends but a disguise, or artificial colouring to the
+actions of men, and thus renders them the less important to the world, and
+less to be depended on as scenes and portraitures of human character. The
+former will, however, stand as lasting records of the men and manners of
+the age in which they were drawn, whilst the latter, being in their own
+day but caricatures of life, will, in course of time, fade and lose their
+interest, and at length become levelled with the mere ephemera, or
+day-flies of literature. It is true that novel-writing has, within the last
+sixteen, or eighteen years, attained a much higher rank than it hitherto
+enjoyed; but it should be remembered that this superiority has not been
+grounded in mawkish records of the fashionable follies of high life, such
+as my Lord Duke, or my Lady Bab, might indite below stairs, for the
+amusement of those in the drawing-room; on the contrary, it was founded in
+portraits and pictures of human nature, strengthened by historical, or
+matter-of-fact interest, and stripped of the trickery of fancy and romance;
+whereas, the chronicles of fashion are little better than the vagaries of
+an eccentric few, who bear the same proportion to the general mass of
+society, that the princes, heroes, and statesmen of history do to the
+whole world. This is a fallacy of which thousands of Bath and Cheltenham
+novel-readers are not yet aware, and which the listless _Dangles_ of
+Brighton and Margate have yet to learn, ere they can hope to arrive at a
+correct estimate of human nature; but to such readers we cordially
+recommend _Penelope_ as the best corrective we can prescribe for the bile
+of fashionable prejudice, or the nausea arising from overstrained fiction,
+modified as it is to the romance of real life.
+
+_Penelope_ has, however, one of the failings common to fashionable novels.
+Its plot is weak and meagre--but it is still simple and natural, and has
+not borrowed any of those adventitious aids to which we have alluded above.
+It bears throughout an air of probability, untinctured by romance, and has
+the strong impress of truth and fidelity to nature. Sketchy and vivacious,
+always humorous and sometimes witty; it has many scenes and portraits,
+which in terseness and energy, will compare with any of its predecessors;
+and occasionally there are touches of genuine sentiment which seize on the
+sympathies of the reader with more than common effect. The incidents of
+the narrative do not present many opportunities for these displays of the
+writer's talent, and we cannot refrain from thinking that their more
+frequent introduction would have increased the success of the work--that
+is, if we may be allowed to judge from the specimens with which the author
+has here favoured us.
+
+But we are getting somewhat too critical, and consequently as much out of
+our element as modern aeronauts, who are no sooner in the air than they
+seem to think of their descent. We shall not, however, impair the pleasure
+of the reader by giving him a foretaste of the whole plot of _Penelope_;
+but we shall rather confine ourselves to a few portrait-specimens of
+characters, whose _drawing_ will, we hope, _attract_ the general reader;
+presuming, as we do, that its claims to his attention will be found to
+outweigh dozens of the scandalous chronicles of high fashion. We are not
+told whether the parties ate with silver or steel forks, or burned wax or
+tallow; but those characters must be indeed poorly drawn which do not
+enable the reader to satisfy himself about such trifles, allowing that he
+thinks them worth his study.
+
+An outline of the characters may not be unacceptable. The scene lies
+principally in the villages of Neverden and Smatterton; and between their
+rectors Dr. Greendale and Mr. Darnley, and their families; the Earl of
+Smatterton, of Smatterton Hall; Lord Spoonbill, his son; Sir George
+Aimwell, of Neverden Hall; _Penelope Primrose_, the heroine, who is placed
+by her father under the care of Dr. Greendale, whilst Mr. Primrose seeks
+to repair his fortune in the Indies; and Robert Darnley, Penelope's suitor,
+also for sometime in the Indies, who is thwarted in his views by Lord
+Spoonbill, and a creature named colonel Crop, &c.
+
+In the early part of the narrative, Dr. Greendale dies, and Penelope is
+removed from Smatterton to London, where she is to be brought out as a
+singer, under the patronage of the Countess of Smatterton, and Spoonbill
+is first struck with her charms, and resolves to frustrate his absent
+rival.
+
+The roguery of a postboy named Nick Muggins, who is employed by the noble
+suitor to intercept letters, and the aid of Crop, who acts as a sort of
+go-between, are put in requisition for this purpose; but the villany of the
+latter is finely defeated in his mistaking a silly, forward girl, Miss
+Glossop, for Penelope, and accordingly prevailing on her to elope with him
+to Lord Spoonbill's villa, where the blunder is soon discovered by his
+lordship, who in return is horsewhipped by the father of Miss Glossop;
+and Darnley and Penelope are eventually married.
+
+There are two or three adjuncts, as Peter Kipperson, a "march of intellect"
+man, Erpingham, one of Spoonbill's companions in debauchery, Ellen
+Fitzpatrick, one of his victims, Dr. Greendale's successor, Charles
+Pringle; and Zephaniah Pringle, a literary coxcomb of the first order.
+
+The portrait of Dr. Greendale is of high finish--full of the truth and
+amiability of the Christian character--one who regarded the false
+distinctions of society in their proper light, and knew how to set a right
+value upon the influence of good example, and who was "loved and respected
+for the steadiness and respectability of his character; for the integrity,
+purity, simplicity, and sincerity of his life." At the same time, the
+doctor is finely contrasted with his wife, who possessed the common
+failing of paying homage to her illustrious neighbours to obtain their
+notice and patronage, and who felt flattered by a collateral branch of the
+Smattertons accepting an invitation to her table. Of the _heroine_, we
+quote the author's outline:--
+
+_Penelope Primrose_ exceeded the middle stature, that her dark blue eyes
+were shaded by a deep and graceful fringe, that her complexion was
+somewhat too pale for beauty, but that its paleness was not perceptible as
+a defect whenever a smile illumined her countenance, and developed the
+dimples that lurked in her cheek and underlip. Her features were regular,
+her gait exceedingly graceful, and her voice musical in the highest degree.
+Seldom, indeed, would she indulge in the pleasure of vocal music, but when
+she did, as was sometimes the case to please the Countess of Smatterton,
+her ladyship, who was a most excellent judge, used invariably to pronounce
+Miss Primrose as the finest and purest singer that she had ever heard.
+
+The character of Lord Spoonbill is struck out with singular felicity and
+spirit:--
+
+Lord Spoonbill was not one of those careless young men who lose at the
+university what they have gained at school; one reason was, that he had
+little or nothing to lose; nor was his lordship one of those foolish
+people who go to a university and study hard to acquire languages which
+they never use, and sciences which they never apply in after-life. His
+lordship had sense enough to conclude that, as the nobility do not talk
+Greek, he had no occasion to learn it; and as hereditary legislators have
+nothing to do with the exact sciences, it would be a piece of idle
+impertinence in him to study mathematics. But his lordship had heard that
+hereditary legislators did occasionally indulge in other pursuits, and for
+those pursuits he took especial care to qualify himself. In his lordship's
+cranium, the organ of exclusiveness was strongly developed. We do not mean
+that his head was so constructed internally, as to exclude all useful
+furniture, but that he had a strong sense of the grandeur of nobility and
+the inseparable dignity which attaches itself to the privileged orders.
+The only instances in which he condescended to persons in inferior rank,
+were when he was engaged at the race-course at Newmarket, or when he found
+that condescension might enable him to fleece some play-loving plebeian,
+or when affairs of gallantry were concerned. In these matters no one could
+be more condescending than Lord Spoonbill. We should leave but an
+imperfect impression on the minds of our readers if we should omit to
+speak of his lordship's outward and visible form. This was an essential
+part of himself which he never neglected or forgot; and it should not be
+neglected or forgotten by his historian. He was tall and slender, his face
+was long, pale and thin, his forehead was narrow, his eyes large and dull,
+his nose aquiline, his mouth wide, his teeth beautifully white and well
+formed, and displayed far more liberally than many exhibitions in the
+metropolis which are only "open from ten till dusk." His lips were thin,
+but his whiskers were tremendously thick. Of his person he was naturally
+and justly proud. Who ever possessed such a person and was not proud of it?
+
+_Colonel Crop_ was only Colonel Crop; he enjoyed the rank of colonel, and
+that was all the rank that he could boast; he was tolerated at the castle;
+he dined occasionally with his lordship; and occasionally partook of the
+pleasure of shooting the birds which were cultivated on his lordship's
+estate. In town, he patronised the countess' routs, and in the country he
+was a companion for the earl, when not otherwise engaged. He was proud of
+the earl's acquaintance, though he was not weak enough to suppose that he
+was more than tolerated. The haughtiest of the great do sometimes pick up
+such acquaintances as Colonel Crop, and they cannot easily get rid of them.
+
+We must pass over Peter Kipperson, an excellent whole-length portrait of a
+man who makes a noise in these marching times, and show in _Sir George
+Aimwell_, of Neverden Hall, Bart., who was descended from a long line of
+illustrious ancestry, and was a wholesale poulterer, and one of the great
+unpaid. Not that we mean by this expression to insinuate that the retail
+poulterers did not pay him for what they had: we merely mean to say, that
+the preserve-worshiping, springgun-setting, poacher-committing baronet
+administered justice for nothing; and with reverence be it spoken, that
+was quite as much as it was worth. The worthy baronet was a most active
+magistrate, peculiarly acute in matters of summary conviction; and
+thinking it a great pity that any rogue should escape, or that any accused,
+but honest man, should lose an opportunity of clearing his character by
+means of a jury of his fellow-countrymen, he never failed to commit all
+that were brought before him.
+
+Sir George professed Whig politics; these were hereditary in his family,
+but by no means constitutional in him as an individual. Therefore he
+passed for a very moderate Whig; for one who would not clog the wheels of
+government. In short, he was no more a Whig than a game preserver ought to
+be; and that, as our readers know, is not much. He took especial pains to
+keep the parish clear of vagrants and paupers; and by his great activity
+he kept down the poor-rates to a moderate sum. Sir George, though a
+professed Whig, was not very partial to the education of the lower orders,
+and he always expressed himself well pleased when he met with a country
+booby who could neither read nor write. For this reason Nick Muggins, the
+postboy, was a great favourite with him. Our worthy baronet could not see
+the use of reading, and he thought it a great piece of affectation for
+country gentlemen to have libraries. His own books, for he had a few, were
+huddled together in a light closet, where he kept his guns and sporting
+tackle. There was a Lady Aimwell, wife to Sir George; but this lady was a
+piece of still life, of whom the neighbours knew nothing, and for whom her
+husband cared nothing.
+
+Everybody in the neighbourhood remembers the impressive admonition which
+Sir George gave to an old man who was convicted at the quarter sessions of
+having a bit of string in his pocket, and therefore strongly suspected of
+a design of a malicious nature against the game.
+
+"John Carter," said the worthy baronet, "let me address to you a few
+words on the sin of poaching. Poaching, John Carter--is--is a sin of which
+too many are guilty, owing to the lenity of our most excellent laws. I
+think that if everybody thought, as I think, of the moral heinousness of
+this offence, nobody would be guilty of it. Poaching is not yet made
+felony; but there is no saying how soon it may be made so, if the crime be
+persisted in. It is a moral offence of the greatest enormity, and is one
+of those crying, national sins, which may one day or other bring down the
+vengeance of heaven on our guilty country. Now, John Carter, if you go to
+gaol for six months, I hope the tread-mill and the chaplain will work a
+thorough reformation in your morals."
+
+Of course the contact of Sir George with such a man as Kipperson, affords
+great merriment: _ex. gr._ part of a dinner scene at Neverden Hall:--
+
+Now Peter was a very literary man, who thought there was nothing worth
+living for but science and literature; and having somewhere read that it
+was impossible to take shelter in a shower of rain with such a man as
+Burke, without discovering him to be a man of genius, Peter was desirous
+of continually showing off, and was instant in season and out of season.
+Therefore when sitting at the table of the worthy baronet, he assailed the
+magistrate with various scientific subjects, but all to no purpose; there
+was no response from his worthy host. Endeavouring to adapt himself to the
+moderate talents and circumscribed reading of the baronet, he next started
+the subject of novels and novel reading, taking care to insinuate that,
+though Sir George might not read the trash of circulating libraries, he
+might be acquainted with some of our best novels. To this at last the
+baronet replied--"Oh, yes; I remember many years ago reading a novel
+called Tom Jones, written by a Bow Street officer. I recollect something
+about it--it was very low stuff--I forget the particulars, but it was
+written in the manner of servants."
+
+Hereupon Mr. Peter Kipperson set it down as an indisputable fact that
+baronets and magistrates were the most ignorant creatures on the face of
+the earth, and he congratulated himself that neither he nor Sir Isaac
+Newton were baronets.
+
+A scene between Lord Spoonbill and one of his victims, whom he meets in
+his father's park, has some fine touches of remorse:--
+
+Agitated by distracting thoughts, he stood at the park gate, gazing
+alternately in different directions; and by the intensity of his feelings
+was at last rivetted in an almost unconscious state of mind to the spot on
+which he was standing. Suddenly his pulse beat quicker, and his heart
+seemed to swell within him, when at a little distance he saw the dreaded
+one approaching him. Had he seen her anywhere else his first impulse would
+have been to avoid her; but here his truest and best policy was to submit
+to an interview, however painful. Shall he meet her with kindness?--
+Shall he meet her with reproaches?--Shall he meet her with coldness? These
+were inquiries rapidly passing through his mind as she drew nearer and
+nearer. It was difficult for him to decide between cruelty and hypocrisy;
+but the last was the most natural to him, so far as custom is a second
+nature.
+
+The afflicted one moved slowly with her eyes fixed on the ground, and she
+saw not her enemy till so near to him, that on lifting up her face and
+recognising his well-known features, the sudden shock produced a slight
+hysteric shriek.
+
+Lord Spoonbill was not so lost to all feeling of humanity as to be
+insensible to the anguish of mind which she now suffered, who had once
+regarded him as a friend, and had loved him, "not wisely, but too well."
+He held out his hand to her with an unpremeditated look of kindness and
+affection; and which, being unpremeditated, bore the aspect of sincerity.
+The stranger at first hesitated, and seemed not disposed to accept the
+offered hand; but she looked up in his face, and the blood mounted to her
+cheeks and the tears stood in her eyes, and she gave him her hand, and
+covered her face and wept bitterly.
+
+There are moments in which shameless profligates look foolish and feel
+that they are contemptible. This was such a moment to Lord Spoonbill. He
+was moved, and he was mortified that he was moved; and there was a general
+feeling of confusion and perplexity in his mind. What could he say? or how
+could he act? He began to stammer out something like gentleness, and
+something like reproof. But she who stood before him was as an accusing
+spirit, to whom apology was mockery, and repentance too late.
+
+In the first volume too, there is a successful satire on the changes of
+sixteen years in the condition of the people of England--between Mr.
+Primrose, who had been absent for that period, and the egregious Peter
+Kipperson. It is quite in the _forte_ of the writer, and we regret that we
+have not room to quote it at full length.
+
+Such are the only specimens which our limits enable us to present to the
+reader; but we hope they will be sufficient to induce him to turn to the
+work itself--and we doubt not--for his further gratification. Digressions
+occur too frequently to suit the pioneering taste of a certain class of
+readers; they may serve as resting-places in an intricate plot, but they
+were not, on that account, wanted here. At the same time, they are
+recommended by plain sense, knowledge of the world, shrewdness, and
+harmless satire on the weak sides of our nature, and are therefore
+_useful_; whilst their terseness and vivacity will free them from the
+charge of dulness, or the sin of prosing.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+DIALOGUES ON FLY FISHING.
+
+_By Sir Humphry Davy._
+
+
+We continue our extracts from this "philosophical angler's" delightful
+little book. The present will serve such as are unacquainted with the
+mysteries of fly-fishing, and interest all who are fond of inquiries in
+natural history.
+
+
+_Management of Flies._
+
+_Hal_--Whilst you are preparing I will mention a circumstance which every
+accomplished fly-fisher ought to know. You changed your flies on Saturday
+with the change of weather, putting the dark flies on for the bright
+gleams of the sun, and the gaudy flies when the dark clouds appeared. Now
+I will tell you of another principle which it is as necessary to know as
+the change of flies for change of weather; I allude to the different kinds
+of fly to be used in particular pools, and even for particular parts of
+pools. You have fished in this deep pool; and if you were to change it for
+a shallower one, such as that above, it would be proper to use smaller
+flies of the same colour; and in a pool still deeper, larger flies;
+likewise in the rough rapid at the top, a larger fly may be used than
+below at the tail of the water; and in the Tweed, or Tay, I have often
+changed my fly thrice in the same pool, and sometimes with success--using
+three different flies for the top, middle, and bottom. I remember when I
+first saw Lord Somerville adopt this fashion, I thought there was fancy in
+it; but experience soon proved to me how accomplished a salmon-fisher was
+my excellent and lamented friend, and I adopted the lesson he taught me,
+and with good results, in all bright waters.
+
+
+_Hooks._
+
+_Hal_--I never use any hooks for salmon-fishing, except those which I am
+sure have been made by O'Shaughnessy, of Limerick; for even the hooks made
+in Dublin, though they seldom break, yet they now and then bend; and the
+English hooks made of cast steel in imitation of Irish ones are the worst
+of all. _There_ is a fly nearly of the same colour as that which is
+destroyed; and I can tell you that I saw it made at Limerick by
+O'Shaughnessy himself, and tied on one of his own hooks. Should you catch
+with it a fish even of 30 lbs., I will answer for its strength and temper;
+it will neither break nor bend.--We should have such hooks in England, but
+the object of the fishing-tackle makers is to obtain them cheap, and most
+of their hooks are made to sell, and good hooks cannot be sold but at a
+good price.--The early Fellows of the Royal Society, who attended to all
+the useful and common arts, even improved fish-hooks; and Prince Rupert,
+an active member of that illustrious body, taught the art of tempering
+hooks to a person of the name of Kirby, under whose name, for more than a
+century, very good hooks were sold.
+
+
+_Variety in Trout._
+
+_Phys._--Tell us why they are so different from the river-trout, or why
+there should be two species or varieties in the same water.--_Hal._ Your
+question is a difficult one, and it has already been referred to in a
+former conversation; but I shall repeat what I stated before, that
+qualities occasioned by food, peculiarities of water, &c. are transmitted
+to the offspring, and produce varieties which retain their characters as
+long as they are exposed to the same circumstances, and only slowly lose
+them. Plenty of good food gives a silvery colour and round form to fish,
+and the offspring retain these characters. Feeding on shell-fish thickens
+the stomach, and in many generations, probably, the gillaroo trout becomes
+so distinct a variety, as to render it doubtful if it be not a distinct
+species. Even these smallest salmon trout have green backs, _only_ black
+spots, and silvery bellies; from which it is evident that they are the
+offspring of lake trout, or _lachs forelle_, as it is called by the
+Germans; whilst the river trout, even when 4 or 5 lbs., as we see in one
+of these fish, though in excellent season, have red spots.
+
+
+_Char._
+
+_Phys._ The char[1] is a most beautiful and excellent fish, and is, of
+course, a fish of prey. Is he not an object of sport to the angler?--_Hal.
+_ They generally haunt deep, cool lakes, and are seldom found at the
+surface till late in the autumn. When they are at the surface they will,
+however, take either fly or minnow. I have known some caught in both these
+ways; and have myself taken a char, even in summer, in one of those
+beautiful, small, deep lakes in the Upper Tyrol, near Nazereit; but it was
+where a cool stream entered from the mountain; and the fish did not rise,
+but swallowed the artificial fly under water. I have fished for them in
+many lakes, without success, both in England and Scotland, and also
+amongst the Alps; and I am told the only sure way of taking them is by
+sinking a line with a bullet, and a hook having a live minnow attached to
+it, in the deep water which they usually haunt; and in this way, likewise,
+I have no doubt the _umbla_, or _ombre chevalier_, might be taken.
+
+ [1] _Sabling_ of the Germans.
+
+
+_Naturalization of Fish._
+
+_Hal._ At Lintz, on the Danube, I could have given you a fish dinner of a
+different description, which you might have liked as a variety. The four
+kinds of perch, the _spiegil carpfen_, and the _siluris glanis_; all good
+fish, and which I am sorry we have not in England, where I doubt not they
+might be easily naturalized, and where they would form an admirable
+addition to the table in inland counties. Since England has become
+Protestant, the cultivation of fresh water fish has been much neglected.
+The _burbot_, or _lotte_, which already exists in some of the streams
+tributary to the Trent, and which is a most admirable fish, might be
+diffused without much difficulty; and nothing could be more easy than to
+naturalize the _spiegil carpfen_ and _siluris_; and I see no reason why
+the _perca lucio perca_ and _zingil_ should not succeed in some of our
+clear lakes and ponds, which abound in coarse fish. The new Zoological
+Society, I hope, will attempt something of this kind; and it will be a
+better object than introducing birds and beasts of prey--though I have no
+objection to any sources of rational amusement or philosophical curiosity.
+
+
+_Conveying Fish._
+
+_Phys._--In Austria, the art of carrying and keeping fish is better
+understood than in England. Every inn has a box containing grayling, trout,
+carp, or char, into which water from a spring runs; and no one thinks of
+carrying or sending _dead_ fish for a dinner. A fish-barrel full of cool
+water, which is replenished at every fresh source amongst these mountains,
+is carried on the shoulders of the fisherman. And the fish, when confined
+in wells, are fed with bullock's liver, cut into fine pieces, so that they
+are often in better season in the tank or stew than when they were taken.
+I have seen trout, grayling, and char even, feed voraciously, and take
+their food almost from the hand. These methods of carrying and preserving
+fish have, I believe, been adopted from the monastic establishments. At
+Admondt, in Styria, attached to the magnificent monastery of that name,
+are abundant ponds and reservoirs for every species of fresh water fish;
+and the char, grayling, and trout are preserved in different waters--
+covered, enclosed, and under lock and key.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+PAROCHIAL HISTORIES.
+
+
+We wonder why clergymen do not oftener write accounts of their parishes;
+not mere statistical accounts, though these are most valuable, as witness
+the contributions of the Scottish Clergy to the truly patriotic Sir John
+Sinclair's work; but accounts comprehending every thing interesting to all
+human beings, whatever be their political or religious creed. A
+description of a church that has principally ceased to exist, is in
+general very, very, very dry; inscriptions on tombstones, without comment,
+or moral, are hard reading; an old pan dug up among rubbish proves a sore
+affliction in the hands of the antiquary, and twenty pages quarto, with
+plates, about a rusty spur without a rowel, is, in our humble opinion, an
+abuse of the art of printing. But how easy--how pleasant, to mix up
+together all sorts of information in due proportions into one whole, in
+the shape of an octavo--epitomizing every kind of history belonging to the
+parish, from peer's palace to peasant's hut! What are clergymen
+perpetually about? Not always preaching and praying; or marrying,
+christening, and burying people. They ought to tell us all about it; to
+moralize, to poetize, to philosophize; to paint the manners living as they
+rise, or dead as they fall; to take Time by the forelock, and measure the
+marks of his footsteps; to show us the smoke curling up from embowered
+chimneys; or, since woods must go down, to record the conquests of the
+biting axe; to celebrate the raising of every considerable roof-tree, to
+lament all dilapidations and crumbling away of ivied walls; to inform us
+how many fathoms deep is the lake with its abbeyed island--why the pool
+below the aged bridge gets shallower and shallower every year, so that it
+can no more shelter a salmon--what are the sports, and games, and pastimes
+of the parishioners--what books they read, if any--if the punishment of
+the stocks be obsolete--or the stang--or the jougs--if the bowels of the
+people yearn after strange doctrine--if the parish has produced any good
+or great murderer, incendiary, or other criminal. In short, why might not
+the history of each of the twenty or thirty thousand parishes of Great
+Britain--we speak at random--be each a history of human nature, at once
+entertaining and instructive? How infinitely better such books than
+pamphlets on political economy, for example, now encumbering the whole
+land! Nay, even than single sermons, or bundles of sermons, all like so
+many sticks--strong when tied all together, but when taken separately,
+weak and frush. We have no great opinion of county histories in general,
+though we believe there are some goodish ones, from which we purpose, ere
+long, to construct some superior articles. A county history, to be worth
+much, should run from sixty to six hundred volumes. No library could well
+stand that for many years. But a judicious selection might be made from
+the thirty thousand parish histories--that would afford charming reading
+to the largest family during the longest nights--in the intervals between
+the Scotch Novels. Form the circle round the fire--when winter crimps and
+freezes--or round the open bow-window, now that summer roasts and broils,
+and get her whose voice is like a silver bell to read it up, right on from
+beginning to end, only skipping a few lists of names now and then, and we
+pledge our credit on the prediction, that you will be delighted as on a
+summer ramble, now in sunlight and now in moonlight, over hill and dale,
+adorned with towers, turrets, pinnacles of halls and churches, and the low
+roofs,--blue or brown, slated or strawed.--
+
+ "Of huts where poor men lie!"
+
+_Blackwood's Magazine._
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE GATHERER.
+
+ "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."
+ SHAKSPEARE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+IAMBICS.
+
+
+Iambe was a servant-maid of Metanira, wife of Celeus, king of Eleusis, who
+tried to exhilarate Ceres when she travelled over Attica in quest of her
+daughter Proserpine. From the jokes and stories which she made use of,
+free and satirical verses have been called _iambics_.--_Apollod_, i._c_. 5.
+HALBERT.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+BISHOP AND NEGUS.
+
+
+Two dustmen were lately disputing the difference between _bishop_ and
+_negus_. "Don't you know?" said one of them; "I vonders at your ignorance--
+vy bishop is made all vine vithout no vater vatsomever; vereas negus is
+made with vine and vater mixed--that's the difference, to be sure."
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+POLITE EVIDENCE.
+
+
+At the Wells assizes, the other day, a butcher's wife, in giving her
+evidence, repeatedly turned towards the prisoner at the bar, and
+designated him as "that gentleman!" The judge at last lost all patience,
+and exclaimed, "Old woman, you are become quite offensive." This
+exemplifies Steele's speaking of "sin as a fine gentleman."
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Baron Garrow lately observed at Monmouth, that a respected friend of his,
+in the city of London, would sign his name on the outside of letters, in
+such a way as to defy the skill of every man in the court, even if
+assisted by the greater sagacity of the other sex, in finding out what his
+signature could possibly be meant for. The post-offices indeed, knew that
+a certain number of straight strokes, up and down, meant W. Curtis; but
+probably that was not because they could read the signature, but because
+nothing else at all like it ever came there.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Dr. Solo, on hearing of the glorious victory obtained by Bolivar, was
+determined that every bird and beast that he possessed should get drunk on
+this glorious occasion. For this purpose he gave the horses, cows, pigs,
+and poultry and birds as much juice of the sugar-cane as they could drink;
+and it was very amusing to see the pigs jump about in the most frolicsome
+manner.--_Hutchinson's Travels in Colombia._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+BELL ROCK LIGHT-HOUSE.
+
+In the _Album_ at the Bell Rock Light-House are the following lines by Sir
+Walter Scott:--
+
+
+_Pharos Loquitur._
+
+ Far in the bosom of the deep,
+ O'er these wild shelves my watch I keep;
+ A ruddy gem of changeful light,
+ Bound on the dusky brow of night;
+ The seaman bids my lustre hail,
+ And scorns to strike his timorous sail.
+
+WALTER SCOTT.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+NEWSPAPER WONDERS.
+
+
+Flights of wild ducks and geese, in numbers _sufficiently multitudinous to
+darken the air_, have already migrated to the moors--a circumstance
+scarcely existing in the memory of the oldest inhabitant at this period of
+the year.--_Hereford Journal._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A countryman, who was cutting wood near the falls of Niagara, on the 10th
+of July, was attacked by a rattle-snake; in his terror he leaped across a
+tremendous gulf, sixty-seven feet wide, and escaped unhurt!--_Charleston
+Paper._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+The _Weedsport Advertiser_ (an American Journal) relates an incident which
+had just occurred in the town of Cato, Cross Lake. A young man named
+Stockwell, son of a widow woman of that name, living in the town, after
+repeated threats to kill a favourite cat belonging to the house, in order
+to vex his mother, at length undertook to carry them into execution. In
+the morning he took the cat and started with her into the woods, telling
+his youngest sister that he was going to destroy her. They were absent
+until the afternoon, when the cat came home, _apparently looking_ as
+though she had been in the water. The next morning the young man's clothes
+were seen on the bank of Cross Lake, and in the water was found his body,
+the face and shoulder dreadfully scratched, evidently by the cat in
+struggling, so that little doubt existed that he was drowned in attempting
+to destroy puss. All speculation on the matter, however, was set at rest
+on the body being brought home, for the cat flew at the corpse, and could
+with difficulty be kept off.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+IMPROMPTU ON RELIEVING A BEGGAR.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+ Take this, old man, thy looks bespeak thy need,
+ And pity never questions want and woe;
+ A bright-hair'd angel registers the deed
+ In heaven--the meed of charity below!
+
+H.M.L.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Rosamond's Labyrinth--We shall feel obliged by a call from the gentleman
+who favoured us with the original of this engraving; or, if more
+convenient, by a note enclosing his address.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The Mirror of Literature, Amusement,
+and Instruction, by Various
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+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page129" name="page129"></a>[pg 129]</span>
+
+ <h1>THE MIRROR<br />
+ OF<br />
+ LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.</h1>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <table width="100%" summary="Volume, Number, and Date">
+ <tr>
+ <td align="left"><b>Vol. 12. No. 329.</b></td>
+
+ <td align="center"><b>SATURDAY, AUGUST 30, 1828.</b></td>
+
+ <td align="right"><b>[PRICE 2d.</b></td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>NEW CHURCH, BUILDING AT STAINES.</h2>
+
+ <div class="figure" style="width:100%;">
+ <a href="images/329-001.png"><img width="100%" src="images/329-001.png"
+ alt="NEW CHURCH, BUILDING AT STAINES." /></a>
+ </div>
+ <hr />
+
+ <p>Who has journeyed on the Exeter road without noticing the town of STAINES, with
+ its host of antiquarian associations&mdash;as the <i>Stana</i> (Saxon) or London
+ Stone,<a id="footnotetag1" name="footnotetag1"></a><a
+ href="#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a> its ancient bridge, for the repair of which three
+ oaks out of Windsor Forest were granted by the crown in the year 1262, besides
+ <i>pontage</i> or temporary tolls previous to the year 1600.&mdash;Dr. Stukeley's
+ conjectures respecting the <i>Via Trinobantica</i> passing here&mdash;and the
+ <i>old</i> parish church, the situation of which appeared to denote the site of the
+ more ancient town of Staines. It is here too, that the tourist begins to imagine
+ himself <i>in rure</i>, after he has been whirled through the brick and mortar
+ avenues of <i>Kensington</i>, and <i>Hammersmith</i>, and the unsightly lane-street
+ of <i>Brentford</i>,<a id="footnotetag2" name="footnotetag2"></a><a
+ href="#footnote2"><sup>2</sup></a> with all its cockney reminiscences of
+ equestrianism and election squabbles; <i>Hounslow</i> and its by-gone days of highway
+ notoriety and powder-mill and posting celebrity, and <i>Bedfont</i>, with its yew
+ trees tortured into peacock shapes, and the date 1704. Then, who does not recollect
+ and venerate the convivial celebrity of this route, its luxurious inns, and their
+ "thrones of human felicity;" along which Quin, Dr. Johnson or Shenstone could
+ scarcely have accomplished a stage a day!</p>
+
+ <p>In our days, hundreds of London tourists breakfast at the <i>Bush</i>, although,
+ after sixteen miles' ride, their appetites do not require this stimulant any more
+ than do the glories of the <i>Bush</i> cellars after dinner.</p>
+
+ <p>But we must pass on to the church. The <i>old</i> building was in the Gothic or
+ pointed style, with lancet windows, &amp;c., but much disfigured by churchwardens'
+ repairs, although the great Inigo Jones is said to have built its square, brick
+ tower. At length, a considerable portion of this ancient structure fell in one Sunday
+ morning, during the service, but, as the newspapers say, "fortunately no lives were
+ lost." The inhabitants then resolved to rebuild nearly the whole, and the design of
+ Mr. J.B. Watson was adopted. The foundation stone was laid March 31, in the present
+ year, and the building is to be completed <span class="pagenum"><a id="page130"
+ name="page130"></a>[pg 130]</span> by Christmas next. The church is intended to
+ contain 1,100 persons. The length of the interior, 65 feet; width, 47 feet; height to
+ ceiling, 25 feet. The chancel is to be rebuilt at the expense of the impropriators.
+ The lower part of Inigo Jones's tower is to remain, and the whole is to be raised 23
+ feet. These repairs, with the enclosure of the churchyard, will not exceed
+ 4,000<i>l</i>.; and the progress of the undertaking is highly creditable to the taste
+ and execution of all the parties concerned.</p>
+
+ <p>As one act of public spirit generally leads to another, the erection of a new
+ stone bridge is projected at Staines; it is to be nearer the church than the present
+ bridge, and will afford a better view of the new structure. An elegant stone bridge
+ was erected here in 1796, but two of the piers sinking, the bridge was taken down,
+ and an iron one substituted; this failed, and has since been supported by wooden
+ piles and frame-work.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>THE SPECTRE'S VOYAGE.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <p>"There is a part of the river Wye, between the city of Hereford and the town of
+ Moss, which was distinguished and well known for upwards of two centuries, by the
+ appellation of the Spectre's Voyage; across which, so long as it retained that name,
+ neither entreaty nor remuneration could induce any boatman to convey passengers after
+ a certain hour of the night. The superstitious ideas current amongst the lower orders
+ of people were, that on every evening about the hour of eight, a beautiful female
+ figure was seen in a small vessel, sailing from Hereford to Northrigg, (a small
+ village about three miles distant,) with the utmost rapidity, against wind and tide,
+ or even in a dead calm&mdash;landed at the little village, returned, and vanished,
+ when arrived at a certain part of the river, where the current is remarkably strong,
+ about half a mile from the city of Hereford."</p>
+
+ <p>&mdash;<i>Neele's Romance of History.</i> See MIRROR, vol. x, page 352.</p>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Bright shines the silver queen of night,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Upon fair Wye's soft stream;</p>
+
+ <p>Which throws a ray of heavenly light</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Reflected from her beam.</p>
+
+ <p>Yet this smooth water, wide and clear,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">This scene of sweet repose;</p>
+
+ <p>Erst filled the villagers with fear</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">As ancient story goes.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>'Tis told us that in dead of night,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">(In days of yore long past)</p>
+
+ <p>A skiff was seen compact and light,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">With sail, and oars, and mast.</p>
+
+ <p>And in it sat the spectral form,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Of a most beauteous maid;</p>
+
+ <p>Who heeded neither wind nor storm,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">As she this voyage made.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Nor heeded she the pelting rain,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Nor winter's blinding snows;</p>
+
+ <p>But to the destin'd spot amain,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">The scudding vessel goes;</p>
+
+ <p>Or if so calm, the placid Wye,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">No wave was on its face,</p>
+
+ <p>Yet onward did that light bark fly</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">To reach the fated place.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>When on the deck she was espied,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Each trembled to behold;</p>
+
+ <p>As on she sail'd 'gainst wind and tide,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">('Tis scarce believ'd when told)</p>
+
+ <p>Then sail and oar were both applied,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">And swift the vessel flew;</p>
+
+ <p>But where the man&mdash;who could abide</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">That vessel to pursue?</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Ah! who could dare approach the spot</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Where Isabel did steer?</p>
+
+ <p>That mariner existeth not,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">But did that phantom fear.</p>
+
+ <p>Or where's the man whose courage bold,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Could lend him strength one hour,</p>
+
+ <p>To gaze upon that form so cold,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Or place him in her power.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>And when the spectral sail was spread,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">That flutter'd to and fro;</p>
+
+ <p>The hair would bristle on each head,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Which awful fear did show.</p>
+
+ <p>And when the moon-beam seem'd to kiss,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">That dreaded maiden's brow;</p>
+
+ <p>Something each knew would go amiss,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Nor judg'd such wrong, I trow.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>For tho' the form was wond'rous fair,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">'Twas terrible to view;</p>
+
+ <p>And to avoid it was the care</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Of every vessel's crew.</p>
+
+ <p>Full many a dismal tale was told,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Of that fam'd spectre ship;</p>
+
+ <p>And none were ever known so bold</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">To watch this nightly trip.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Why did that troubled shade proceed</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Along that watery way?</p>
+
+ <p>Or what the purpose, or the deed,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Which caus'd her thus to stray?</p>
+
+ <p>For good, or bad, did Isabel,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Forsake her dreary grave?</p>
+
+ <p>Or was't because she lov'd to sail</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">On Wye's pellucid wave?</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>The spectre came to meet her dear,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Lord Hugh&mdash;the young and brave;</p>
+
+ <p>When dreadful tidings met her ear,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">"He'd found a traitor's grave."</p>
+
+ <p>When second Edward rul'd this land,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">(A wretched prince was he,)</p>
+
+ <p>Of favourites he'd a numerous band,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">As worthless as could be.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Two noblemen amongst this set</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Were hated above all;</p>
+
+ <p>And many were the lords who met,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">To work the Spencer's fall.</p>
+
+ <p>Success attends these foe-men's strife,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Lord Hugh is doom'd to die;</p>
+
+ <p>And in his happiest hours of life,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">That precious life did fly.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>His manly form did never more,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Bless Isabel's fond eyes;</p>
+
+ <p>With him&mdash;the joys of life were o'er,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">For him&mdash;the maiden dies.</p>
+
+ <p>Yet still the spirit fondly clings,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">To what in life has been,</p>
+
+ <p>Thus Isabel, it nightly brings</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">To this beloved scene.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page131" name="page131"></a>[pg 131]</span>
+
+ <p>But when her feet have touch'd the ground,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">With silent, noiseless tread;</p>
+
+ <p>No tender lover there is found,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">He's number'd with the dead.</p>
+
+ <p>No more of love the tender strain,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Falls on her list'ning ear,</p>
+
+ <p>In life&mdash;her joy, was turn'd to pain,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Her hope&mdash;gave place to fear.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>'Tis then, that dread laments they hear,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Who pass by night that way;</p>
+
+ <p>Which the scar'd traveller, so clear,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Hears till returning day;</p>
+
+ <p>When re-embarks sad Isabel,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">That spectre shade so fair;</p>
+
+ <p>Then dashing in the water's swell,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">She vanishes in air.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>No trace remains in Sol's bright ray,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Of boat or awful spright;</p>
+
+ <p>For grief&mdash;or guilt conceived by day,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Conspicuous is at night.</p>
+
+ <p>Thus Isabel's unearthly woe,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Remain'd for many years;</p>
+
+ <p>But as our superstitions go,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">So go unfounded fears</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <p>CAROLINE MAXWELL.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>HARVEST HOME.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(To the Editor of the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <p>Sir,&mdash;Wishing to add to your numerous accounts of our local customs, I send
+ you a description of the manner of celebrating harvest home in Westmoreland.</p>
+
+ <p>The farmers of Appleby, Kirby, Thore, and many of the neighbouring and low towns
+ thereabout, devote the last day of the harvest to mirth and festivity. The men
+ generally endeavour to get the corn all in pretty early in the day; and at the last
+ cart-load the horses are decked by the men with ears of corn and flowers and ribands;
+ and then the lasses' straw- bonnets, who, in return, perform the same compliments on
+ them. Thus they move on through the lanes and roads, till they reach the farm-yard,
+ shouting, "Harvest Home," and singing songs in their way. When they reach the
+ farm-yard, they set up an exulting shout, and ale is distributed to them by their
+ master. About nine o'clock, a supper is prepared for them in their master's house. A
+ wheat-sheaf is brought, and placed in the middle of the room, decorated with ribands
+ and flowers, and corn is hung in various parts of the room. The supper mostly
+ consists of some good old English dish, (of which there is plenty,) and the jolly
+ farmer presides at the head of the table. After the cloth is cleared, liquor in
+ abundance is brought forward, and the "president" sings, (not a <i>Non Nobis
+ Domine</i>,) but a good, true, mirth-stirring song, and then the <i>fun</i>
+ commences; singing and dancing alternately occupy the evening, and the bottle
+ circulates speedily, and the festival generally breaks up about midnight.</p>
+
+ <p>Thus, Mr. Editor, is harvest home spent in that county, and I send you the only
+ account I can furnish of the harvest merriments, hoping some of your correspondents
+ will add to my little mite.</p>
+
+ <p>W.H.H.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>STANZAS TO, AND IN ILLUSTRATION OF, A LANDSCAPE BY CLAUDE.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Young land of beauty, and divine repose!</p>
+
+ <p>Art thou a dream? a vision from on high</p>
+
+ <p>Unveiling Paradise? uncurt'ning those</p>
+
+ <p>Supernal glories, Eden doth supply</p>
+
+ <p>To glad immortals? o'er thee, ev'ning glows,</p>
+
+ <p>Brilliant, as seraph's blush&mdash;pure as his breath&mdash;</p>
+
+ <p>Smiling an antidote to tears and death!</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Young land of beauty! (fancy could not dwell</p>
+
+ <p>In lovelier, albeit her rainbow wings</p>
+
+ <p>Fold, but in fairy-spheres) a living well</p>
+
+ <p>Of sylvan joy art thou, whose thousand springs</p>
+
+ <p>Gush, sinless, gladness, peace ineffable,</p>
+
+ <p>And that luxuriousness of being, which</p>
+
+ <p>Mocks eloquence: warm, holy, ruby, rich.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Young land of beauty! 'neath thy sun-ting'd shades,</p>
+
+ <p>Beside thy lake, crystal in roseate light,</p>
+
+ <p>Enam'ring music breathes: there, raptur'd maids</p>
+
+ <p>In dances, with adoring youths unite;</p>
+
+ <p>There, magic voices sigh in song; and glades</p>
+
+ <p>With birds and blossoms, all but vital, seem</p>
+
+ <p>Entranc'd, like hermit in divinest dream!</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Young land of beauty! art thou but a ray</p>
+
+ <p>Of intellect, emerg'd from one? and shrin'd,</p>
+
+ <p>That thine immortal light may dim the day,</p>
+
+ <p>Faint struggling thro' some lowlier, cloudier, mind:</p>
+
+ <p>Dream of the painter-poet! oh! we'll say,</p>
+
+ <p>Lur'd to ethereal musings by thy thrall,</p>
+
+ <p>Tho' dream in part, no dream art thou in all!</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <p>M.L.B</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>MARCH OF "IMPROVEMENT."</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <p>An old Subscriber has sent us the following <i>questions</i> on the improvement of
+ the metropolis, which we insert as a castle-building <i>jeu d'esprit</i> rather than
+ as a serious matter. They will, however, serve for the <i>committee of taste</i> to
+ crack after dinner, and give a zest for their <i>magna bona</i>.</p>
+
+ <p>Ought not the new palace to have been built in the richest Gothic style, so as to
+ have deviated in appearance from every other edifice in the metropolis; and to have
+ been erected on the north bank of the Serpentine?&mdash;And, if the <i>dome</i> of
+ the present erection is not to be removed, cannot it be ornamented?&mdash;Or could
+ not the pediment, fronting the park, be raised another story, so as to hide it (the
+ dome) <span class="pagenum"><a id="page132" name="page132"></a>[pg 132]</span> from
+ that side?&mdash;Indeed, would not the palace be much improved by such an alteration?
+ I think if it be left as it is, when the wings are raised to the height of the body
+ of the palace, (though they are a wonderful improvement upon those first erected) the
+ whole will have a very flat appearance.&mdash;Are not the statues of Neptune,
+ &amp;c., much too small, and the other ornaments, consisting of representations of
+ warlike implements, &amp;c., much too heavy to look well?</p>
+
+ <p>Is not the Borough a very improper place for the king's, or any other,
+ college?&mdash;Is it not the very mart of trade, and consequently ever noisy and in
+ confusion?&mdash;And what a magnificent improvement would its erection near
+ Westminster Abbey be to that ancient and very sumptuous pile. Could it not be erected
+ from Tothill Street, and extend towards Storey's Gate?&mdash;And should it not be
+ built in the Gothic style to correspond with the abbey? The seat of learning and
+ wisdom is in that neighbourhood (Westminster School, Houses of Parliament, Courts of
+ Justice, &amp;c.); therefore it is the place best adapted for the erection of a
+ college. Ought not also those disgraceful erections close to the abbey's western
+ front, to be instantly removed?&mdash;And ought not the house of the dean, &amp;c. to
+ be also rebuilt in the Gothic style, and extend from Tothill Street towards St.
+ John's church? I never see this abbey (the glory of London) without feeling utterly
+ disgusted at the surrounding objects. The great tower, also, should be erected in the
+ same style as the other two. But should not the council office, and Somerset House,
+ be finished before other works are begun?&mdash;Should not the interior of the dome
+ of St. Paul's be repainted and gilt, and the windows (particularly the three over the
+ altar) be of stained glass?&mdash;And should not the railing on the top of the dome
+ on the outside (which is much decayed) be replaced by railing made of the new metal
+ lately invented, which imitates brass, and does not tarnish?&mdash;Would not the
+ entrance for the public, from Piccadilly into St. James's Park, be much better two or
+ three yards from the new royal archway, as it will be very likely to be injured by
+ people passing so near it?</p>
+
+ <p>Would not a Swiss cottage and a Chinese temple very materially improve the
+ appearance of the islands in St. James's Park; and two or three vessels upon that
+ water, and the Serpentine in Hyde Park, also add very much to the effect?&mdash;Would
+ a tower, surrounded by a railing, as the monument, and surmounted by a statue of
+ George III. (looking with surprise to see what his son had done), or Canning, or
+ Byron, be a proper sort of monument as a tribute to their memories; and to be erected
+ in the centre of the Regent's Park? Oh! what a prospect would its summit command!
+ Would not magnificent baths for males and females, erected on either side of Waterloo
+ Place, and to be supplied from the new fountain, be a great addition to the beauty
+ and comfort of this great city.</p>
+
+ <p>These additions, alterations, and improvements, ought to be made now; and I doubt
+ not, in the course of time, all warehouses will be removed from the banks of the
+ Thames, above Blackfriars' Bridge, and that streets will run by the waterside as at
+ Dublin. Also the time will come when the houses round St. Paul's will be pulled down
+ and rebuilt in the Grecian style of architecture to correspond with the cathedral
+ (the wonder of England), and be re-erected at a much greater distance from it.</p>
+
+ <p>I would also ask, "should not the chimney pots upon the palaces in Regent Street,
+ &amp;c. be of a slate colour?&mdash;Should not all tiles be painted of the same
+ colour? (slate.)&mdash;Should not the names of streets be more particularly attended
+ to?"</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>INTRODUCTION OF SILK INTO EUROPE.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <p>The frequency of open hostilities between the Emperor of Constantinople and the
+ monarchs of Persia, together with the increasing rivalry of their subjects in the
+ trade with India, gave rise to an event which produced a considerable change in the
+ silk trade. As the use of that article, both in dress and furniture, became more
+ general in the court of the Greek emperors, who imitated and surpassed the sovereigns
+ of Asia in splendour and magnificence; and as China, in which, according to the
+ concurring testimony of oriental writers, the culture of silk was originally known,
+ <i>(Herlelot. Biblioth. Orient.)</i>, still continued to be the only country which
+ produced that valuable commodity; the Persians improving the advantages which their
+ situation gave them over the merchants from the Arabian Gulf, supplanted them in all
+ the marts of India, to which silk was brought by sea from the east. Having it
+ likewise in their power to molest or to cut off the caravans, which, in order to
+ procure a supply for the Greek empire, travelled by land to China through the
+ northern provinces of their kingdom, they entirely engrossed that branch of commerce.
+ Constantinople was obliged to depend on the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page133"
+ name="page133"></a>[pg 133]</span> rival power for an article which luxury reserved
+ and desired as essential to elegance. The Persians, with the usual rapacity of
+ monopolists, raised the price of silk to such an exorbitant height, that the Emperor
+ Justinian eager, not only to obtain a full and certain supply of a commodity which
+ was become of indispensible use, but solicitous to deliver the commerce of his
+ subjects from the exactions of his enemies, endeavoured, by means of his ally, the
+ christian monarch of Abyssinia, to wrest some portion of the silk trade from the
+ Persians. In this attempt he failed; but when he least expected it, he, by an
+ unforeseen event, attained in some measure (A.D. 55.) the object which he had in
+ view. Two Persian monks having been employed as missionaries to some christian
+ churches which were established (as we are informed by Cosmas) in different parts of
+ India, had penetrated into the country of the Seres, or China. There they observed
+ the labours of the silk-worm, and became acquainted with all the arts of men in
+ working up its productions into such a variety of elegant fabrics. The prospect of
+ gain, or perhaps an indignant zeal excited by seeing this lucrative branch of
+ commerce engrossed by unbelieving nations, prompted them to repair to Constantinople.
+ There they explained to the emperor the origin of silk, as well as the various modes
+ of preparing and manufacturing it&mdash;mysteries hitherto unknown, or very
+ imperfectly understood in Europe, and encouraged by his liberal promises, they
+ undertook to bring to the capital a sufficient number of those wonderful insects to
+ whose labours man is so much indebted. This they accomplished by conveying the eggs
+ of the silk-worm in a hollow cane. They were hatched by the heat of a dunghill; fed
+ with the leaves of a wild mulberry-tree, and they multiplied and worked in the same
+ manner as in those climates where they first became objects of human attention and
+ care. Vast numbers of these insects were soon reared in different parts of Greece,
+ particularly in the Peloponnesus. Sicily afterwards undertook to breed silk-worms
+ with equal success, and was imitated from time to time in several towns of Italy. In
+ all these places extensive manufactures were established and carried on with silk of
+ domestic production. The demand for silk from the East diminished, of course. The
+ subjects of the Greek emperors were no longer obliged to have recourse to their
+ enemies, the Persians, for a supply of it; and a considerable change took place in
+ the nature of the commercial intercourse between Europe and India.</p>
+
+ <p>Before the introduction of the silk-worm into Europe, and as often as its
+ production is mentioned by the Greek and Roman authors, they had not, for several
+ centuries after the use of it became common, any certain knowledge either of the
+ countries to which they were indebted for this favourite article of elegance, or the
+ manner in which it was produced, By some, silk was supposed to be a fine down
+ adhering to the leaves of trees or flowers; others imagined it to be a delicate
+ species of wool or cotton; and even those who had learned that it was the work of an
+ insect, show by their description that they had no distinct idea of the manner in
+ which it was formed. A circumstance concerning the traffic of silk among the Romans
+ merits observation. Contrary to what usually takes place in the operations of trade,
+ the more general use of that commodity seems not to have increased the quantity
+ imported in such proportion as to answer the growing demand for it; and the price of
+ silk was not reduced during the course of 250 years from the time of its being first
+ known in Rome. In the reign of Aurelian it still continued to be valued at its weight
+ in gold. (See Robertson's <i>History of India</i>.)</p>
+
+ <p>It is a singular circumstance in the history of silk, that, on account of its
+ being an exertion of a worm, the Mahomedans consider it as an unclean dress, and it
+ has been decided with the unanimous assent of all their doctors, that a person
+ wearing a garment made entirely of silk cannot lawfully offer up the daily prayers
+ enjoined by the Koran. <i>(Herbel. Bibl. Orient.)</i> C.V.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>LADIES' FASHIONS.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(To the Editor of the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <p>If you think the following observations conformable to the plan of your useful and
+ entertaining publication, perhaps you may be induced to give them a place, or notice
+ the subject I have in view, in some other way.</p>
+
+ <p>Notwithstanding the host of publications periodically issuing from the press,
+ independent of the incalculable list of newspapers and reviews; and though the rage
+ for periodicals is so great, that a single event will give rise to one, yet there
+ does not appear to me to be any thing like those works which used to amuse and
+ instruct our great grandfathers. I mean the "Spectator," "Tatler," and others, whose
+ influence extends to the present day, and which are continually affording pleasure to
+ cultivated minds by the soundness of their doctrines, <span class="pagenum"><a
+ id="page134" name="page134"></a>[pg 134]</span> aided by the extensive knowledge of
+ human nature that the authors display throughout. But as they are now become standard
+ works, they are not so capable of "shooting folly as it flies," and being as it were
+ aged in the service, can only have a proper effect when folly will stand still to
+ listen to them; but as that is, in most instances, out of the question, we want
+ something more active, or in other words, something new; and novelty being the order
+ of the day, attention is thereby excited, and the follies and extravagances of the
+ "age," may possibly have some advantageous pruning.</p>
+
+ <p>Caricatures, whether exhibited in pantomimes or print shops, (though often got up
+ for any other purpose than instruction) are not sufficient; they are too ridiculous,
+ though sometimes not devoid of humour, instance the picture of a lady striving
+ ineffectually to make a way through Temple Bar, but is prevented by the enormous size
+ of her bonnet, which shows likewise that this extravagance in dress is not confined
+ to the west end. But as these things are only laughed at, some other means ought to
+ be adopted; and I should think myself extremely fortunate if I could be the humble
+ means of inducing you, or your correspondents, to take the matter in hand.</p>
+
+ <p>Certainly not the least to be deprecated are the "ladies' present dresses;" the
+ extravagances of which are not confined to the head, but are exhibited also all down
+ the arm (not unaptly likened to series of balloons) and are also, in most instances,
+ by some unusual "bustling," equally absurd. I wonder what would be said by Mr.
+ Addison, were he to witness the present fashions. He would certainly think that all
+ the care he took to keep the fair sex in order was in vain; and though enormous head
+ dresses were not in vogue in his time, he seems to have anticipated that they would
+ be, by his recommending the perusal of his 98th paper of the "Spectator" to his
+ female readers by way of prevention, but which, alas! has not been studied with the
+ attention it merits. Probably the transcription of one passage will not be misapplied
+ here:&mdash;</p>
+
+ <p>He says, "I would desire the fair sex to consider how impossible it is for them to
+ add any thing that can be ornamental to what is already the masterpiece of nature.
+ The head has the most beautiful appearance, as well as the highest station, in a
+ human figure. Nature has laid out all her art in beautifying the face; she has
+ touched it with vermilion, planted in it a double row of ivory, made it the seat of
+ smiles and blushes, lighted it up and enlivened it with the brightness of the eyes,
+ hung it on each side with curious organs of sense, given it airs and graces that
+ cannot be described, and surrounded it with such a flowing shade of hair as sets all
+ its beauties in the most agreeable light. In short she seems to have designed the
+ head as the cupola to the most glorious of her works; and when we load it with such a
+ pile of supernumerary ornaments, we destroy the symmetry of the human figure, and
+ foolishly contrive to call off the eye from great and real beauties to childish
+ gew-gaws, ribbons, and bone-lace."</p>
+
+ <p>Womankind, Mr. Editor, I do not believe, are naturally vain; but as they were made
+ for us and for our comfort, it is natural that they should endeavour to gain our
+ esteem; but they carry their endeavours too far; by straining to excite attention
+ they overstep the mark, become vain and coquetish, one strives to outdo another,
+ others say they must do as other women do, and they thus make themselves ridiculous
+ unknowingly. It is really painful to see a woman of sense and education become a
+ slave to the tyranny of fashion&mdash;and injuring both body and mind&mdash;and it
+ is, I think, an insult to a man of understanding to endeavour to excite his attention
+ by any such peculiarities.</p>
+
+ <p>Having now generally stated the subject that I should wish to be taken up by abler
+ hands than mine, I will conclude by recommending all your town-bred, and coquetish
+ ladies to study and restudy a letter signed "Mary Home," in No. 254 of the excellent
+ work before alluded to, "The Spectator." &mdash;H.M&mdash;. <i>Great Surrey Street,
+ Aug. 1828</i>.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>RETROSPECTIVE GLEANINGS</h2>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>HISTORICAL ACCOUNT OF SMITHFIELD.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <p>Stowe, in his "Survey of London," 1633, says, "Then is Smithfield Pond, which of
+ (old time) in records was called Horsepoole, for that men watered horses there, and
+ was a great water. In the 6th of Henry V. a new building was made in the west part of
+ Smithfield, betwixt the said poole and the river of Wels, or Turne-mill-brooke, in a
+ place then called the Elms, for that there grew many elme-trees, and this had been
+ the place of execution for offenders. Since the which time, the building there hath
+ been so increased, that now remaineth not one tree growing. In the yeere 1357, the
+ 31st of <span class="pagenum"><a id="page135" name="page135"></a>[pg 135]</span>
+ Edward III., great and royall justs were then holden in Smithfield, there being
+ present the kings of England, France, and Scotland, with many other nobles, and great
+ estates of divers lands. In the yeere 1362, the 36th of Edward III., on the first
+ five daies of May, in Smithfield, were justs holden, the king and queene being
+ present, with the most part of the chivalry of England and of France and of other
+ nations; to which came Spaniards, Cyprians, and Armenians, knightly requesting ayde
+ of the king of England against the Pagans, that invaded their confines. The 48th of
+ Edward III., Dame Alice Perrers, or Pierce, (the king's concubine,) as lady of the
+ Sunne, rode from the Tower of London through Cheape, accompanied of many lords and
+ ladies, every lady leading a lord by his horse bridle, till they came into West
+ Smithfield, and then began a great just, which endured seven daies after.&mdash;In
+ the 14th of Richard II., royal justs and turnements were proclaimed to be done in
+ Smithfield, to begin on Sunday next, after the feast of Saint Michael; many strangers
+ came forth of other countries, namely, Valarian, Earle of St. Paul, that had married
+ King Richard's sister, the Lady Maud Courtney; and William, the young Earle of
+ Ostervant, son to Albert of Baviere, Earle of Holland and Henault. At the day
+ appointed, there issued forth at the Tower, about the third houre of the day, 60
+ coursers, apparelled for the justs, upon every one an esquire of honour riding a soft
+ pace; then came forth 60 ladies of honour, mounted upon palfraies, riding on the one
+ side, richly apparelled, and every lady led a knight with a chain of gold; those
+ knights, being on the king's party, had their armour and apparell garnished with
+ white harts, and crownes of gold about the harts' neckes; and so they came riding
+ through the streets of London to Smithfield, with a great number of trumpets, &amp;c.
+ The kinge and the queene, who were lodged in the bishop's palace of London, were come
+ from thence, with many great estates, and placed in chambers, to see the justs. The
+ ladies that led the knights were taken down from their palfraies, and went up to
+ chambers prepared for them. Then alighted the esquires of honour from their coursers,
+ and the knights in good order mounted upon them; and after their helmets were set on
+ their heads, and being ready in all points, proclamation made by the heralds, the
+ justs began, and many commendable courses were runne, to the great pleasure of the
+ beholders. The justs continued many days with great feastings, as ye may reade in
+ <i>Froisard</i>," &amp;c. &amp;c.</p>
+
+ <p>Smithfield, says Pennant, "was also the spot on which accusations were decided by
+ duel, derived from the Kamp-fight ordeal of the Saxons. I will only (says Mr. P.)
+ mention an instance. It was when the unfortunate armourer entered into the lists, on
+ account of a false accusation of treason, brought against him by his apprentice, in
+ the reign of Henry VI. The friends of the defendant had so plied him with liquor,
+ that he fell an easy conquest to his accuser. Shakspeare has worked this piece of
+ history into a scene, in the second part of <i>Henry VI</i>., but has made the poor
+ armourer confess his treasons in his dying moments; for in the time in which this
+ custom prevailed, it never was even suspected but that guilt must have been the
+ portion of the vanquished. When people of rank fought with sword and lance, plebeian
+ combatants were only allowed a pole, armed with a heavy sand-bag, with which they
+ were to decide their guilt or innocence. In Smithfield were also held our
+ autos-de-fee; but to the credit of our English monarchs, none were ever known to
+ attend the ceremony. Even Philip II. of Spain never honoured any, of the many which
+ were celebrated by permission of his gentle queen, with his presence, notwithstanding
+ he could behold the roasting of his own subjects with infinite self-applause and
+ <i>sang-froid</i>. The stone marks the spot, in this area, on which those cruel
+ exhibitions were executed. Here our martyr <i>Latimer</i> preached patience to friar
+ <i>Forest</i>, agonizing under the torture of a slow fire, for denying the king's
+ supremacy; and to this place our martyr <i>Cranmer</i> compelled the amiable
+ <i>Edward</i>, by forcing his reluctant hand to the warrant, to send <i>Joan
+ Bocher</i>, a silly woman, to the stake. Yet <i>Latimer</i> never thought of his own
+ conduct in his last moments; nor did <i>Cranmer</i> thrust his hand into the fire for
+ a real crime, but for one which was venial, through the frailty of human nature. Our
+ gracious Elizabeth could likewise burn people for religion. Two Dutchmen,
+ Anabaptists, suffered in this place in 1675, and died, as Holinshed sagely remarks,
+ with "roring and crieing." But let me say, (says Pennant,) that this was the only
+ instance we have of her exerting the blessed prerogative of the writ <i>De Haeretico
+ comburendo</i>. Her highness preferred the halter; her sullen sister faggot and fire.
+ Not that we will deny but Elizabeth made a very free use of the terrible act of her
+ 27th year. One hundred and sixty-eight suffered in her reign, at London, York, in
+ Lancashire, and several other parts of the kingdom, convicted of being priests, <span
+ class="pagenum"><a id="page136" name="page136"></a>[pg 136]</span> of harbouring
+ priests, or of becoming converts. But still there is a balance of 109 against us in
+ the article persecution, and that by the agonizing death of fire; for the smallest
+ number estimated to have suffered under the savage Mary, amounts, in her short reign,
+ to 277. The last person who suffered at the stake in England was Bartholomew Logatt,
+ who was burnt here in 1611, as a blasphemous heretic, according to the sentence
+ pronounced by John King, bishop of London. The bishop consigned him to the secular of
+ our monarch James, who took care to give the sentence full effect. This place, as
+ well as Tybourn, was called <i>The Elms</i>, and used for the execution of
+ malefactors even before the year 1219. In the year 1530, there was a most severe and
+ singular punishment inflicted here on one John Roose, a cook, who had poisoned 17
+ persons of the Bishop of Rochester's family, two of whom died, and the rest never
+ recovered their health. His design was against the pious prelate Fisher, who at that
+ time resided at Rochesterplace, Lambeth. The villain was acquainted with the cook,
+ and, coming into the bishop's kitchen, took an opportunity, while the cook's back was
+ turned to fetch him some drink, to fling a great quantity of poison into the gruel,
+ which was prepared for dinner for the bishop's family, and the poor of the parish.
+ The good bishop escaped. Fortunately, he that day abstained from food. The humility
+ and temperance of that good man are strongly marked in this relation, for he partook
+ of the same ordinary food with the most wretched pauper. By a retrospective law,
+ Roose was sentenced to be boiled to death, which was done accordingly. In Smithfield,
+ the arch-rebel, Wat Tyler, met with, in 1381, the reward of his treason and
+ insolence."</p>
+
+ <p>Smithfield<a id="footnotetag3" name="footnotetag3"></a><a
+ href="#footnote3"><sup>3</sup></a> is at present celebrated, and long since, for
+ being the great market for cattle of all kinds, and likewise for being the place
+ where Bartholomew fair is held, alias the <i>Cockneys' Saturnalia</i>, which was
+ granted by Henry II. to the neighbouring priory.</p>
+
+ <p>P.T.W.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>THE ANECDOTE GALLERY.</h2>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>THE ANDALUSIAN ASS.</h3>
+
+ <p>A gay lieutenant of the Spanish Royal Guards, known by the name of Alonzo Beldia,
+ became violently enamoured of the beautiful Carlotta Pena, the eldest daughter of a
+ reputable gunsmith, whose humble habitation adjoined the vast cemetery of Valencia,
+ and whom Beldia had casually seen at a public entertainment given in that good
+ city.</p>
+
+ <p>Alonzo was affable and extremely complaisant, though an egotist and somewhat
+ loquacious; but nature had, nevertheless, bestowed upon him a prepossessing exterior
+ with an enviable pair of jet black whiskers, and the most expressive eyes; he could
+ sing a <i>tonadilla</i> divinely; dance the <i>fandango</i> with inimitable grace;
+ and "strike the light guitar" with unparalleled mastery. He was, in truth, an
+ accomplished man of pleasure, and by his gallantry he subdued the tender hearts of
+ many fair daughters of Ferdinand's domains.</p>
+
+ <p>On a dark night in the month of December, just as Alonzo had played one of his
+ bewitching airs, with his wonted execution, and was engaged, in converse sweet, with
+ the enraptured Carlotta, an extraordinary and seemingly supernatural noise suddenly
+ proceeded from a distant part of the hallowed ground where Alonzo sacrificed at the
+ shrine of love. Jesu Maria! exclaimed the terrified damsel, what, in the name of
+ heaven, can it be? ere the silvery tones of her sweet voice had reached the ears of
+ the petrified Alonzo, the "iron tongue" of the cathedral clock announced the hour of
+ midnight, and the solemn intonation of its prodigious bell instilled new horrors into
+ the confused minds of the affrighted lovers. The brave, the royal Alonzo heard not
+ the voice of his enchanting dulcinea; he, poor fellow, with difficulty supported his
+ trembling frame against an ancient <i>memento mori</i>, which reared its tristful
+ crest within a whisper of the lattice of the lovely Carlotta. Large globules of
+ transparent liquid adorned his pallid brow, and his convulsed knees sought each other
+ with mechanical solicitude. It was a moment pregnant with the gravest misery to poor
+ Alonzo; not a star was seen to enliven the murky night, and the wind whistled most
+ lugubriously. He was in a state of insensibility, and would have fallen to the cold
+ earth, but luckily for the valiant youth, the melodious voice of the enchanting girl
+ again breathed the tenderest hopes for the safety of her adored Alonzo. He sprang
+ upon his legs and drew a pistol from his girdle, which he discharged with unerring
+ aim at the dreaded goblin. A horrible groan followed this murderous act, which was
+ succeeded by a confused noise, and a solemn silence ensued! "It's vanished, Carlotta!
+ I have hurried the intruding demon to the nether world!" exclaimed the valorous
+ guardsman. "Heavens be praised," cried the superstitious girl, <span
+ class="pagenum"><a id="page137" name="page137"></a>[pg 137]</span> "but hasten, my
+ love&mdash;quit this spot directly&mdash;my father has alarmed his people&mdash;away,
+ away!"</p>
+
+ <p>The worthy maker of guns approached the scene of carnage, accompanied by the
+ inmates of his dwelling, with rueful countenances, illumined by tapers, when the
+ cause of their disquietude was soon discovered. No apparition or sprite forsooth, but
+ a full grown <i>donkey</i> of the Andalusian breed, lay weltering in gore, yet warm
+ with partial life! By timely liberality the valorous Alonzo escaped detection, though
+ the heroic deed is still remembered in merry Valencia, and often cited as an instance
+ of glorious (?) <i>chivalry</i>.</p>
+
+ <p>GRADIVUS.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY.</h2>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>IMPROVED SAFETY LAMP.</h3>
+
+ <div class="figure" style="width:50%;">
+ <a href="images/329-009.png"><img width="50%" src="images/329-009.png"
+ alt="IMPROVED SAFETY LAMP." /></a>
+ </div>
+
+ <p>Mr. Dillon has lately introduced to the notice of the scientific world, an
+ improvement upon the <i>Safety Lamp</i> of Sir Humphry Davy, which appears to us of
+ sufficient interest for illustration in our columns. As the <i>Davy Lamp</i> is too
+ well known to need special description here, it will be merely necessary to allude to
+ the principle of the invention, in order to point out Mr. Dillon's improvement.</p>
+
+ <p>He maintains, in opposition to Sir Humphry Davy, that the Davy lamp acts by its
+ heat and rarefaction, and not from Sir H. Davy's theory, that flame is cooled by a
+ wire-gauze covering. He shows, by a simple experiment, that the Davy lamp is not safe
+ in a current of hydrogen or carburetted hydrogen gas, and that many lives may have
+ been lost from the confidence of miners in its perfect safety. A current of hydrogen
+ or carburetted hydrogen gas steadily directed on the flame of the lamp from a bladder
+ and stopcock, <i>by cooling the wire gauze</i>, brings the flame of the lamp through
+ the gauze to the mouth of the stopcock, (even should there be six folds of gauze
+ intervening.) He shows also, by immersing the lamp, when cold and newly lighted, into
+ a jar of dense hydrogen or carburetted hydrogen gas, or an explosive mixture with
+ atmospheric air, that explosion takes place inside and outside of the lamp; whereas,
+ when the lamp has burnt sufficiently long to heat the wire gauze, no explosion takes
+ place on the outside of the lamp. These experiments appear incontrovertible in
+ support of his theory, which is, "<i>that the wire gauze is merely the rapid receiver
+ and the retainer of heat, and that it is the caloric in its meshes which prevents the
+ flame of the lamp from being fed by the oxygen of the atmosphere on the
+ outside</i>."</p>
+
+ <p>The experiments of Libri, showing that flame is inflected by metallic rods, and
+ that "when two flames are made to approach each other, there is a mutual repulsion,
+ although their proximity increases the temperature of each, instead of diminishing
+ it," support Mr. Dillon's theory&mdash;the inflection being occasioned by the
+ rarefaction of the air between the rod and the flame, the latter seeking for oxygen
+ to support it in a denser medium, the two flames repelling each other for the same
+ reason, and not from any mysterious and "repulsive effect of the wires of the gauze
+ tissue." Mr. Dillon increases the heat of the lamp, and places on it a shield of talc
+ to protect it from a current, and, upon his theory, the shafts or workings of iron
+ and coal mines may be lighted with gas with perfect safety, protecting the flame with
+ wire gauze and a circular shield of talc.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>EPITAPH ON A FRENCH SCOLD.</h3>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Ci git ma femme; ah! qu'il est bien</p>
+
+ <p>Pour son repos et pour le mien.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page138" name="page138"></a>[pg 138]</span>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>THE SELECTOR; AND LITERARY NOTICES OF <i>NEW WORKS</i>.</h2>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h4>PENELOPE, OR LOVE'S LABOUR LOST.</h4>
+
+ <p>This is one of the most deservedly attractive novels of the past season; and the
+ good sense with which it abounds, ought to insure it extensive circulation. It has
+ none of the affectation or presumptuousness of "fashionable" literature; but is at
+ once a rational picture of that order of society to which its characters belong, and
+ a just satire on the <i>superior</i> vices of the wealthy and the great. The author
+ is evidently no servile respecter of either of the latter classes, for which reason,
+ his work is the more estimable, and is a picture of <i>real</i> life, whereas fashion
+ at best lends but a disguise, or artificial colouring to the actions of men, and thus
+ renders them the less important to the world, and less to be depended on as scenes
+ and portraitures of human character. The former will, however, stand as lasting
+ records of the men and manners of the age in which they were drawn, whilst the
+ latter, being in their own day but caricatures of life, will, in course of time, fade
+ and lose their interest, and at length become levelled with the mere ephemera, or
+ day-flies of literature. It is true that novel-writing has, within the last sixteen,
+ or eighteen years, attained a much higher rank than it hitherto enjoyed; but it
+ should be remembered that this superiority has not been grounded in mawkish records
+ of the fashionable follies of high life, such as my Lord Duke, or my Lady Bab, might
+ indite below stairs, for the amusement of those in the drawing-room; on the contrary,
+ it was founded in portraits and pictures of human nature, strengthened by historical,
+ or matter-of-fact interest, and stripped of the trickery of fancy and romance;
+ whereas, the chronicles of fashion are little better than the vagaries of an
+ eccentric few, who bear the same proportion to the general mass of society, that the
+ princes, heroes, and statesmen of history do to the whole world. This is a fallacy of
+ which thousands of Bath and Cheltenham novel-readers are not yet aware, and which the
+ listless <i>Dangles</i> of Brighton and Margate have yet to learn, ere they can hope
+ to arrive at a correct estimate of human nature; but to such readers we cordially
+ recommend <i>Penelope</i> as the best corrective we can prescribe for the bile of
+ fashionable prejudice, or the nausea arising from overstrained fiction, modified as
+ it is to the romance of real life.</p>
+
+ <p><i>Penelope</i> has, however, one of the failings common to fashionable novels.
+ Its plot is weak and meagre&mdash;but it is still simple and natural, and has not
+ borrowed any of those adventitious aids to which we have alluded above. It bears
+ throughout an air of probability, untinctured by romance, and has the strong impress
+ of truth and fidelity to nature. Sketchy and vivacious, always humorous and sometimes
+ witty; it has many scenes and portraits, which in terseness and energy, will compare
+ with any of its predecessors; and occasionally there are touches of genuine sentiment
+ which seize on the sympathies of the reader with more than common effect. The
+ incidents of the narrative do not present many opportunities for these displays of
+ the writer's talent, and we cannot refrain from thinking that their more frequent
+ introduction would have increased the success of the work&mdash;that is, if we may be
+ allowed to judge from the specimens with which the author has here favoured us.</p>
+
+ <p>But we are getting somewhat too critical, and consequently as much out of our
+ element as modern aeronauts, who are no sooner in the air than they seem to think of
+ their descent. We shall not, however, impair the pleasure of the reader by giving him
+ a foretaste of the whole plot of <i>Penelope</i>; but we shall rather confine
+ ourselves to a few portrait-specimens of characters, whose <i>drawing</i> will, we
+ hope, <i>attract</i> the general reader; presuming, as we do, that its claims to his
+ attention will be found to outweigh dozens of the scandalous chronicles of high
+ fashion. We are not told whether the parties ate with silver or steel forks, or
+ burned wax or tallow; but those characters must be indeed poorly drawn which do not
+ enable the reader to satisfy himself about such trifles, allowing that he thinks them
+ worth his study.</p>
+
+ <p>An outline of the characters may not be unacceptable. The scene lies principally
+ in the villages of Neverden and Smatterton; and between their rectors Dr. Greendale
+ and Mr. Darnley, and their families; the Earl of Smatterton, of Smatterton Hall; Lord
+ Spoonbill, his son; Sir George Aimwell, of Neverden Hall; <i>Penelope Primrose</i>,
+ the heroine, who is placed by her father under the care of Dr. Greendale, whilst Mr.
+ Primrose seeks to repair his fortune in the Indies; and Robert Darnley, Penelope's
+ suitor, also for sometime in the Indies, who is thwarted in his views by Lord
+ Spoonbill, and a creature named colonel Crop, &amp;c.</p>
+
+ <p>In the early part of the narrative, Dr. <span class="pagenum"><a id="page139"
+ name="page139"></a>[pg 139]</span> Greendale dies, and Penelope is removed from
+ Smatterton to London, where she is to be brought out as a singer, under the patronage
+ of the Countess of Smatterton, and Spoonbill is first struck with her charms, and
+ resolves to frustrate his absent rival.</p>
+
+ <p>The roguery of a postboy named Nick Muggins, who is employed by the noble suitor
+ to intercept letters, and the aid of Crop, who acts as a sort of go-between, are put
+ in requisition for this purpose; but the villany of the latter is finely defeated in
+ his mistaking a silly, forward girl, Miss Glossop, for Penelope, and accordingly
+ prevailing on her to elope with him to Lord Spoonbill's villa, where the blunder is
+ soon discovered by his lordship, who in return is horsewhipped by the father of Miss
+ Glossop; and Darnley and Penelope are eventually married.</p>
+
+ <p>There are two or three adjuncts, as Peter Kipperson, a "march of intellect" man,
+ Erpingham, one of Spoonbill's companions in debauchery, Ellen Fitzpatrick, one of his
+ victims, Dr. Greendale's successor, Charles Pringle; and Zephaniah Pringle, a
+ literary coxcomb of the first order.</p>
+
+ <p>The portrait of Dr. Greendale is of high finish&mdash;full of the truth and
+ amiability of the Christian character&mdash;one who regarded the false distinctions
+ of society in their proper light, and knew how to set a right value upon the
+ influence of good example, and who was "loved and respected for the steadiness and
+ respectability of his character; for the integrity, purity, simplicity, and sincerity
+ of his life." At the same time, the doctor is finely contrasted with his wife, who
+ possessed the common failing of paying homage to her illustrious neighbours to obtain
+ their notice and patronage, and who felt flattered by a collateral branch of the
+ Smattertons accepting an invitation to her table. Of the <i>heroine</i>, we quote the
+ author's outline:&mdash;</p>
+
+ <p><i>Penelope Primrose</i> exceeded the middle stature, that her dark blue eyes were
+ shaded by a deep and graceful fringe, that her complexion was somewhat too pale for
+ beauty, but that its paleness was not perceptible as a defect whenever a smile
+ illumined her countenance, and developed the dimples that lurked in her cheek and
+ underlip. Her features were regular, her gait exceedingly graceful, and her voice
+ musical in the highest degree. Seldom, indeed, would she indulge in the pleasure of
+ vocal music, but when she did, as was sometimes the case to please the Countess of
+ Smatterton, her ladyship, who was a most excellent judge, used invariably to
+ pronounce Miss Primrose as the finest and purest singer that she had ever heard.</p>
+
+ <p>The character of Lord Spoonbill is struck out with singular felicity and
+ spirit:&mdash;</p>
+
+ <p>Lord Spoonbill was not one of those careless young men who lose at the university
+ what they have gained at school; one reason was, that he had little or nothing to
+ lose; nor was his lordship one of those foolish people who go to a university and
+ study hard to acquire languages which they never use, and sciences which they never
+ apply in after-life. His lordship had sense enough to conclude that, as the nobility
+ do not talk Greek, he had no occasion to learn it; and as hereditary legislators have
+ nothing to do with the exact sciences, it would be a piece of idle impertinence in
+ him to study mathematics. But his lordship had heard that hereditary legislators did
+ occasionally indulge in other pursuits, and for those pursuits he took especial care
+ to qualify himself. In his lordship's cranium, the organ of exclusiveness was
+ strongly developed. We do not mean that his head was so constructed internally, as to
+ exclude all useful furniture, but that he had a strong sense of the grandeur of
+ nobility and the inseparable dignity which attaches itself to the privileged orders.
+ The only instances in which he condescended to persons in inferior rank, were when he
+ was engaged at the race-course at Newmarket, or when he found that condescension
+ might enable him to fleece some play-loving plebeian, or when affairs of gallantry
+ were concerned. In these matters no one could be more condescending than Lord
+ Spoonbill. We should leave but an imperfect impression on the minds of our readers if
+ we should omit to speak of his lordship's outward and visible form. This was an
+ essential part of himself which he never neglected or forgot; and it should not be
+ neglected or forgotten by his historian. He was tall and slender, his face was long,
+ pale and thin, his forehead was narrow, his eyes large and dull, his nose aquiline,
+ his mouth wide, his teeth beautifully white and well formed, and displayed far more
+ liberally than many exhibitions in the metropolis which are only "open from ten till
+ dusk." His lips were thin, but his whiskers were tremendously thick. Of his person he
+ was naturally and justly proud. Who ever possessed such a person and was not proud of
+ it?</p>
+
+ <p><i>Colonel Crop</i> was only Colonel Crop; he enjoyed the rank of colonel, and
+ that was all the rank that he could boast; he was tolerated at the castle; he dined
+ occasionally with his lordship; and occasionally <span class="pagenum"><a
+ id="page140" name="page140"></a>[pg 140]</span> partook of the pleasure of shooting
+ the birds which were cultivated on his lordship's estate. In town, he patronised the
+ countess' routs, and in the country he was a companion for the earl, when not
+ otherwise engaged. He was proud of the earl's acquaintance, though he was not weak
+ enough to suppose that he was more than tolerated. The haughtiest of the great do
+ sometimes pick up such acquaintances as Colonel Crop, and they cannot easily get rid
+ of them.</p>
+
+ <p>We must pass over Peter Kipperson, an excellent whole-length portrait of a man who
+ makes a noise in these marching times, and show in <i>Sir George Aimwell</i>, of
+ Neverden Hall, Bart., who was descended from a long line of illustrious ancestry, and
+ was a wholesale poulterer, and one of the great unpaid. Not that we mean by this
+ expression to insinuate that the retail poulterers did not pay him for what they had:
+ we merely mean to say, that the preserve-worshiping, springgun-setting,
+ poacher-committing baronet administered justice for nothing; and with reverence be it
+ spoken, that was quite as much as it was worth. The worthy baronet was a most active
+ magistrate, peculiarly acute in matters of summary conviction; and thinking it a
+ great pity that any rogue should escape, or that any accused, but honest man, should
+ lose an opportunity of clearing his character by means of a jury of his
+ fellow-countrymen, he never failed to commit all that were brought before him.</p>
+
+ <p>Sir George professed Whig politics; these were hereditary in his family, but by no
+ means constitutional in him as an individual. Therefore he passed for a very moderate
+ Whig; for one who would not clog the wheels of government. In short, he was no more a
+ Whig than a game preserver ought to be; and that, as our readers know, is not much.
+ He took especial pains to keep the parish clear of vagrants and paupers; and by his
+ great activity he kept down the poor-rates to a moderate sum. Sir George, though a
+ professed Whig, was not very partial to the education of the lower orders, and he
+ always expressed himself well pleased when he met with a country booby who could
+ neither read nor write. For this reason Nick Muggins, the postboy, was a great
+ favourite with him. Our worthy baronet could not see the use of reading, and he
+ thought it a great piece of affectation for country gentlemen to have libraries. His
+ own books, for he had a few, were huddled together in a light closet, where he kept
+ his guns and sporting tackle. There was a Lady Aimwell, wife to Sir George; but this
+ lady was a piece of still life, of whom the neighbours knew nothing, and for whom her
+ husband cared nothing.</p>
+
+ <p>Everybody in the neighbourhood remembers the impressive admonition which Sir
+ George gave to an old man who was convicted at the quarter sessions of having a bit
+ of string in his pocket, and therefore strongly suspected of a design of a malicious
+ nature against the game.</p>
+
+ <p>"John Carter," said the worthy baronet, "let me address to you a few words on the
+ sin of poaching. Poaching, John Carter&mdash;is&mdash;is a sin of which too many are
+ guilty, owing to the lenity of our most excellent laws. I think that if everybody
+ thought, as I think, of the moral heinousness of this offence, nobody would be guilty
+ of it. Poaching is not yet made felony; but there is no saying how soon it may be
+ made so, if the crime be persisted in. It is a moral offence of the greatest
+ enormity, and is one of those crying, national sins, which may one day or other bring
+ down the vengeance of heaven on our guilty country. Now, John Carter, if you go to
+ gaol for six months, I hope the tread-mill and the chaplain will work a thorough
+ reformation in your morals."</p>
+
+ <p>Of course the contact of Sir George with such a man as Kipperson, affords great
+ merriment: <i>ex. gr.</i> part of a dinner scene at Neverden Hall:&mdash;</p>
+
+ <p>Now Peter was a very literary man, who thought there was nothing worth living for
+ but science and literature; and having somewhere read that it was impossible to take
+ shelter in a shower of rain with such a man as Burke, without discovering him to be a
+ man of genius, Peter was desirous of continually showing off, and was instant in
+ season and out of season. Therefore when sitting at the table of the worthy baronet,
+ he assailed the magistrate with various scientific subjects, but all to no purpose;
+ there was no response from his worthy host. Endeavouring to adapt himself to the
+ moderate talents and circumscribed reading of the baronet, he next started the
+ subject of novels and novel reading, taking care to insinuate that, though Sir George
+ might not read the trash of circulating libraries, he might be acquainted with some
+ of our best novels. To this at last the baronet replied&mdash;"Oh, yes; I remember
+ many years ago reading a novel called Tom Jones, written by a Bow Street officer. I
+ recollect something about it&mdash;it was very low stuff&mdash;I forget the
+ particulars, but it was written in the manner of servants."</p>
+
+ <p>Hereupon Mr. Peter Kipperson set it down as an indisputable fact that baronets and
+ magistrates were the most ignorant creatures on the face of the earth, and he <span
+ class="pagenum"><a id="page141" name="page141"></a>[pg 141]</span> congratulated
+ himself that neither he nor Sir Isaac Newton were baronets.</p>
+
+ <p>A scene between Lord Spoonbill and one of his victims, whom he meets in his
+ father's park, has some fine touches of remorse:&mdash;</p>
+
+ <p>Agitated by distracting thoughts, he stood at the park gate, gazing alternately in
+ different directions; and by the intensity of his feelings was at last rivetted in an
+ almost unconscious state of mind to the spot on which he was standing. Suddenly his
+ pulse beat quicker, and his heart seemed to swell within him, when at a little
+ distance he saw the dreaded one approaching him. Had he seen her anywhere else his
+ first impulse would have been to avoid her; but here his truest and best policy was
+ to submit to an interview, however painful. Shall he meet her with kindness?&mdash;
+ Shall he meet her with reproaches?&mdash;Shall he meet her with coldness? These were
+ inquiries rapidly passing through his mind as she drew nearer and nearer. It was
+ difficult for him to decide between cruelty and hypocrisy; but the last was the most
+ natural to him, so far as custom is a second nature.</p>
+
+ <p>The afflicted one moved slowly with her eyes fixed on the ground, and she saw not
+ her enemy till so near to him, that on lifting up her face and recognising his
+ well-known features, the sudden shock produced a slight hysteric shriek.</p>
+
+ <p>Lord Spoonbill was not so lost to all feeling of humanity as to be insensible to
+ the anguish of mind which she now suffered, who had once regarded him as a friend,
+ and had loved him, "not wisely, but too well." He held out his hand to her with an
+ unpremeditated look of kindness and affection; and which, being unpremeditated, bore
+ the aspect of sincerity. The stranger at first hesitated, and seemed not disposed to
+ accept the offered hand; but she looked up in his face, and the blood mounted to her
+ cheeks and the tears stood in her eyes, and she gave him her hand, and covered her
+ face and wept bitterly.</p>
+
+ <p>There are moments in which shameless profligates look foolish and feel that they
+ are contemptible. This was such a moment to Lord Spoonbill. He was moved, and he was
+ mortified that he was moved; and there was a general feeling of confusion and
+ perplexity in his mind. What could he say? or how could he act? He began to stammer
+ out something like gentleness, and something like reproof. But she who stood before
+ him was as an accusing spirit, to whom apology was mockery, and repentance too
+ late.</p>
+
+ <p>In the first volume too, there is a successful satire on the changes of sixteen
+ years in the condition of the people of England&mdash;between Mr. Primrose, who had
+ been absent for that period, and the egregious Peter Kipperson. It is quite in the
+ <i>forte</i> of the writer, and we regret that we have not room to quote it at full
+ length.</p>
+
+ <p>Such are the only specimens which our limits enable us to present to the reader;
+ but we hope they will be sufficient to induce him to turn to the work
+ itself&mdash;and we doubt not&mdash;for his further gratification. Digressions occur
+ too frequently to suit the pioneering taste of a certain class of readers; they may
+ serve as resting-places in an intricate plot, but they were not, on that account,
+ wanted here. At the same time, they are recommended by plain sense, knowledge of the
+ world, shrewdness, and harmless satire on the weak sides of our nature, and are
+ therefore <i>useful</i>; whilst their terseness and vivacity will free them from the
+ charge of dulness, or the sin of prosing.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>DIALOGUES ON FLY FISHING.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>By Sir Humphry Davy.</i></h4>
+
+ <p>We continue our extracts from this "philosophical angler's" delightful little
+ book. The present will serve such as are unacquainted with the mysteries of
+ fly-fishing, and interest all who are fond of inquiries in natural history.</p>
+
+ <h4><i>Management of Flies.</i></h4>
+
+ <p><i>Hal</i>&mdash;Whilst you are preparing I will mention a circumstance which
+ every accomplished fly-fisher ought to know. You changed your flies on Saturday with
+ the change of weather, putting the dark flies on for the bright gleams of the sun,
+ and the gaudy flies when the dark clouds appeared. Now I will tell you of another
+ principle which it is as necessary to know as the change of flies for change of
+ weather; I allude to the different kinds of fly to be used in particular pools, and
+ even for particular parts of pools. You have fished in this deep pool; and if you
+ were to change it for a shallower one, such as that above, it would be proper to use
+ smaller flies of the same colour; and in a pool still deeper, larger flies; likewise
+ in the rough rapid at the top, a larger fly may be used than below at the tail of the
+ water; and in the Tweed, or Tay, I have often changed my fly thrice in the same pool,
+ and sometimes with success&mdash;using three different flies for the top, middle, and
+ bottom. I remember when I first saw Lord Somerville adopt this fashion, I thought
+ there was fancy in it; but experience <span class="pagenum"><a id="page142"
+ name="page142"></a>[pg 142]</span> soon proved to me how accomplished a salmon-fisher
+ was my excellent and lamented friend, and I adopted the lesson he taught me, and with
+ good results, in all bright waters.</p>
+
+ <h4><i>Hooks.</i></h4>
+
+ <p><i>Hal</i>&mdash;I never use any hooks for salmon-fishing, except those which I am
+ sure have been made by O'Shaughnessy, of Limerick; for even the hooks made in Dublin,
+ though they seldom break, yet they now and then bend; and the English hooks made of
+ cast steel in imitation of Irish ones are the worst of all. <i>There</i> is a fly
+ nearly of the same colour as that which is destroyed; and I can tell you that I saw
+ it made at Limerick by O'Shaughnessy himself, and tied on one of his own hooks.
+ Should you catch with it a fish even of 30 lbs., I will answer for its strength and
+ temper; it will neither break nor bend.&mdash;We should have such hooks in England,
+ but the object of the fishing-tackle makers is to obtain them cheap, and most of
+ their hooks are made to sell, and good hooks cannot be sold but at a good
+ price.&mdash;The early Fellows of the Royal Society, who attended to all the useful
+ and common arts, even improved fish-hooks; and Prince Rupert, an active member of
+ that illustrious body, taught the art of tempering hooks to a person of the name of
+ Kirby, under whose name, for more than a century, very good hooks were sold.</p>
+
+ <h4><i>Variety in Trout.</i></h4>
+
+ <p><i>Phys.</i>&mdash;Tell us why they are so different from the river-trout, or why
+ there should be two species or varieties in the same water.&mdash;<i>Hal.</i> Your
+ question is a difficult one, and it has already been referred to in a former
+ conversation; but I shall repeat what I stated before, that qualities occasioned by
+ food, peculiarities of water, &amp;c. are transmitted to the offspring, and produce
+ varieties which retain their characters as long as they are exposed to the same
+ circumstances, and only slowly lose them. Plenty of good food gives a silvery colour
+ and round form to fish, and the offspring retain these characters. Feeding on
+ shell-fish thickens the stomach, and in many generations, probably, the gillaroo
+ trout becomes so distinct a variety, as to render it doubtful if it be not a distinct
+ species. Even these smallest salmon trout have green backs, <i>only</i> black spots,
+ and silvery bellies; from which it is evident that they are the offspring of lake
+ trout, or <i>lachs forelle</i>, as it is called by the Germans; whilst the river
+ trout, even when 4 or 5 lbs., as we see in one of these fish, though in excellent
+ season, have red spots.</p>
+
+ <h4><i>Char.</i></h4>
+
+ <p><i>Phys.</i> The char<a id="footnotetag4" name="footnotetag4"></a><a
+ href="#footnote4"><sup>4</sup></a> is a most beautiful and excellent fish, and is, of
+ course, a fish of prey. Is he not an object of sport to the angler?&mdash;<i>Hal.</i>
+ They generally haunt deep, cool lakes, and are seldom found at the surface till late
+ in the autumn. When they are at the surface they will, however, take either fly or
+ minnow. I have known some caught in both these ways; and have myself taken a char,
+ even in summer, in one of those beautiful, small, deep lakes in the Upper Tyrol, near
+ Nazereit; but it was where a cool stream entered from the mountain; and the fish did
+ not rise, but swallowed the artificial fly under water. I have fished for them in
+ many lakes, without success, both in England and Scotland, and also amongst the Alps;
+ and I am told the only sure way of taking them is by sinking a line with a bullet,
+ and a hook having a live minnow attached to it, in the deep water which they usually
+ haunt; and in this way, likewise, I have no doubt the <i>umbla</i>, or <i>ombre
+ chevalier</i>, might be taken.</p>
+
+ <h4><i>Naturalization of Fish.</i></h4>
+
+ <p><i>Hal.</i> At Lintz, on the Danube, I could have given you a fish dinner of a
+ different description, which you might have liked as a variety. The four kinds of
+ perch, the <i>spiegil carpfen</i>, and the <i>siluris glanis</i>; all good fish, and
+ which I am sorry we have not in England, where I doubt not they might be easily
+ naturalized, and where they would form an admirable addition to the table in inland
+ counties. Since England has become Protestant, the cultivation of fresh water fish
+ has been much neglected. The <i>burbot</i>, or <i>lotte</i>, which already exists in
+ some of the streams tributary to the Trent, and which is a most admirable fish, might
+ be diffused without much difficulty; and nothing could be more easy than to
+ naturalize the <i>spiegil carpfen</i> and <i>siluris</i>; and I see no reason why the
+ <i>perca lucio perca</i> and <i>zingil</i> should not succeed in some of our clear
+ lakes and ponds, which abound in coarse fish. The new Zoological Society, I hope,
+ will attempt something of this kind; and it will be a better object than introducing
+ birds and beasts of prey&mdash;though I have no objection to any sources of rational
+ amusement or philosophical curiosity.</p>
+
+ <h4><i>Conveying Fish.</i></h4>
+
+ <p><i>Phys.</i>&mdash;In Austria, the art of carrying and keeping fish is better
+ understood than in England. Every inn has a box containing grayling, trout, carp, or
+ char, into which water from a spring runs; and no <span class="pagenum"><a
+ id="page143" name="page143"></a>[pg 143]</span> one thinks of carrying or sending
+ <i>dead</i> fish for a dinner. A fish-barrel full of cool water, which is replenished
+ at every fresh source amongst these mountains, is carried on the shoulders of the
+ fisherman. And the fish, when confined in wells, are fed with bullock's liver, cut
+ into fine pieces, so that they are often in better season in the tank or stew than
+ when they were taken. I have seen trout, grayling, and char even, feed voraciously,
+ and take their food almost from the hand. These methods of carrying and preserving
+ fish have, I believe, been adopted from the monastic establishments. At Admondt, in
+ Styria, attached to the magnificent monastery of that name, are abundant ponds and
+ reservoirs for every species of fresh water fish; and the char, grayling, and trout
+ are preserved in different waters&mdash; covered, enclosed, and under lock and
+ key.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.</h2>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>PAROCHIAL HISTORIES.</h3>
+
+ <p>We wonder why clergymen do not oftener write accounts of their parishes; not mere
+ statistical accounts, though these are most valuable, as witness the contributions of
+ the Scottish Clergy to the truly patriotic Sir John Sinclair's work; but accounts
+ comprehending every thing interesting to all human beings, whatever be their
+ political or religious creed. A description of a church that has principally ceased
+ to exist, is in general very, very, very dry; inscriptions on tombstones, without
+ comment, or moral, are hard reading; an old pan dug up among rubbish proves a sore
+ affliction in the hands of the antiquary, and twenty pages quarto, with plates, about
+ a rusty spur without a rowel, is, in our humble opinion, an abuse of the art of
+ printing. But how easy&mdash;how pleasant, to mix up together all sorts of
+ information in due proportions into one whole, in the shape of an
+ octavo&mdash;epitomizing every kind of history belonging to the parish, from peer's
+ palace to peasant's hut! What are clergymen perpetually about? Not always preaching
+ and praying; or marrying, christening, and burying people. They ought to tell us all
+ about it; to moralize, to poetize, to philosophize; to paint the manners living as
+ they rise, or dead as they fall; to take Time by the forelock, and measure the marks
+ of his footsteps; to show us the smoke curling up from embowered chimneys; or, since
+ woods must go down, to record the conquests of the biting axe; to celebrate the
+ raising of every considerable roof-tree, to lament all dilapidations and crumbling
+ away of ivied walls; to inform us how many fathoms deep is the lake with its abbeyed
+ island&mdash;why the pool below the aged bridge gets shallower and shallower every
+ year, so that it can no more shelter a salmon&mdash;what are the sports, and games,
+ and pastimes of the parishioners&mdash;what books they read, if any&mdash;if the
+ punishment of the stocks be obsolete&mdash;or the stang&mdash;or the jougs&mdash;if
+ the bowels of the people yearn after strange doctrine&mdash;if the parish has
+ produced any good or great murderer, incendiary, or other criminal. In short, why
+ might not the history of each of the twenty or thirty thousand parishes of Great
+ Britain&mdash;we speak at random&mdash;be each a history of human nature, at once
+ entertaining and instructive? How infinitely better such books than pamphlets on
+ political economy, for example, now encumbering the whole land! Nay, even than single
+ sermons, or bundles of sermons, all like so many sticks&mdash;strong when tied all
+ together, but when taken separately, weak and frush. We have no great opinion of
+ county histories in general, though we believe there are some goodish ones, from
+ which we purpose, ere long, to construct some superior articles. A county history, to
+ be worth much, should run from sixty to six hundred volumes. No library could well
+ stand that for many years. But a judicious selection might be made from the thirty
+ thousand parish histories&mdash;that would afford charming reading to the largest
+ family during the longest nights&mdash;in the intervals between the Scotch Novels.
+ Form the circle round the fire&mdash;when winter crimps and freezes&mdash;or round
+ the open bow-window, now that summer roasts and broils, and get her whose voice is
+ like a silver bell to read it up, right on from beginning to end, only skipping a few
+ lists of names now and then, and we pledge our credit on the prediction, that you
+ will be delighted as on a summer ramble, now in sunlight and now in moonlight, over
+ hill and dale, adorned with towers, turrets, pinnacles of halls and churches, and the
+ low roofs,&mdash;blue or brown, slated or strawed.&mdash;</p>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"Of huts where poor men lie!"</p>
+
+ <p class="i10"><i>Blackwood's Magazine.</i></p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>THE GATHERER.</h2>
+
+ <center>
+ "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."
+ </center>
+
+ <center>
+ SHAKSPEARE.
+ </center>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>IAMBICS.</h3>
+ Iambe was a servant-maid of Metanira, wife of Celeus, king of Eleusis, who tried to
+ exhilarate Ceres when she travelled over Attica in quest of her daughter <span
+ class="pagenum"><a id="page144" name="page144"></a>[pg 144]</span> Proserpine. From
+ the jokes and stories which she made use of, free and satirical verses have been
+ called <i>iambics</i>.&mdash;<i>Apollod</i>, i.<i>c</i>. 5. HALBERT.<br />
+ <br />
+
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>BISHOP AND NEGUS.</h3>
+
+ <p>Two dustmen were lately disputing the difference between <i>bishop</i> and
+ <i>negus</i>. "Don't you know?" said one of them; "I vonders at your ignorance&mdash;
+ vy bishop is made all vine vithout no vater vatsomever; vereas negus is made with
+ vine and vater mixed&mdash;that's the difference, to be sure."</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>POLITE EVIDENCE.</h3>
+
+ <p>At the Wells assizes, the other day, a butcher's wife, in giving her evidence,
+ repeatedly turned towards the prisoner at the bar, and designated him as "that
+ gentleman!" The judge at last lost all patience, and exclaimed, "Old woman, you are
+ become quite offensive." This exemplifies Steele's speaking of "sin as a fine
+ gentleman."</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <p>Baron Garrow lately observed at Monmouth, that a respected friend of his, in the
+ city of London, would sign his name on the outside of letters, in such a way as to
+ defy the skill of every man in the court, even if assisted by the greater sagacity of
+ the other sex, in finding out what his signature could possibly be meant for. The
+ post-offices indeed, knew that a certain number of straight strokes, up and down,
+ meant W. Curtis; but probably that was not because they could read the signature, but
+ because nothing else at all like it ever came there.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <p>Dr. Solo, on hearing of the glorious victory obtained by Bolivar, was determined
+ that every bird and beast that he possessed should get drunk on this glorious
+ occasion. For this purpose he gave the horses, cows, pigs, and poultry and birds as
+ much juice of the sugar-cane as they could drink; and it was very amusing to see the
+ pigs jump about in the most frolicsome manner.&mdash;<i>Hutchinson's Travels in
+ Colombia.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>BELL ROCK LIGHT-HOUSE.</h3>
+
+ <p>In the <i>Album</i> at the Bell Rock Light-House are the following lines by Sir
+ Walter Scott:&mdash;</p>
+
+ <h4><i>Pharos Loquitur.</i></h4>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Far in the bosom of the deep,</p>
+
+ <p>O'er these wild shelves my watch I keep;</p>
+
+ <p>A ruddy gem of changeful light,</p>
+
+ <p>Bound on the dusky brow of night;</p>
+
+ <p>The seaman bids my lustre hail,</p>
+
+ <p>And scorns to strike his timorous sail.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <p>WALTER SCOTT.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>NEWSPAPER WONDERS.</h3>
+
+ <p>Flights of wild ducks and geese, in numbers <i>sufficiently multitudinous to
+ darken the air</i>, have already migrated to the moors&mdash;a circumstance scarcely
+ existing in the memory of the oldest inhabitant at this period of the
+ year.&mdash;<i>Hereford Journal.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <p>A countryman, who was cutting wood near the falls of Niagara, on the 10th of July,
+ was attacked by a rattle-snake; in his terror he leaped across a tremendous gulf,
+ sixty-seven feet wide, and escaped unhurt!&mdash;<i>Charleston Paper.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <p>The <i>Weedsport Advertiser</i> (an American Journal) relates an incident which
+ had just occurred in the town of Cato, Cross Lake. A young man named Stockwell, son
+ of a widow woman of that name, living in the town, after repeated threats to kill a
+ favourite cat belonging to the house, in order to vex his mother, at length undertook
+ to carry them into execution. In the morning he took the cat and started with her
+ into the woods, telling his youngest sister that he was going to destroy her. They
+ were absent until the afternoon, when the cat came home, <i>apparently looking</i> as
+ though she had been in the water. The next morning the young man's clothes were seen
+ on the bank of Cross Lake, and in the water was found his body, the face and shoulder
+ dreadfully scratched, evidently by the cat in struggling, so that little doubt
+ existed that he was drowned in attempting to destroy puss. All speculation on the
+ matter, however, was set at rest on the body being brought home, for the cat flew at
+ the corpse, and could with difficulty be kept off.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>IMPROMPTU ON RELIEVING A BEGGAR.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Take this, old man, thy looks bespeak thy need,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">And pity never questions want and woe;</p>
+ A bright-hair'd angel registers the deed<br />
+ <br />
+
+ <p class="i2">In heaven&mdash;the meed of charity below!</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <p>H.M.L.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <p>Rosamond's Labyrinth&mdash;We shall feel obliged by a call from the gentleman who
+ favoured us with the original of this engraving; or, if more convenient, by a note
+ enclosing his address.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote1" name="footnote1"></a><b>Footnote 1</b>: <a
+ href="#footnotetag1">(return)</a><br />
+ This is a boundary stone which marks the extent of the jurisdiction possessed by
+ the City of London over the western part of the River Thames. It stands on the
+ margin of the river, in the vicinity of Staines church, and bears the date of 1280.
+ On a moulding round the upper part is inscribed "GOD preserve the City of London,
+ A.D. 1280."
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote2" name="footnote2"></a><b>Footnote 2</b>: <a
+ href="#footnotetag2">(return)</a><br />
+ George II. used to say when riding through Brentford, with his heavy guards, "I do
+ like dis place, 'tis so like Yarmany."
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote3" name="footnote3"></a><b>Footnote 3</b>: <a
+ href="#footnotetag3">(return)</a><br />
+ After the Great Fire, many Londoners resided here in huts.
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote4" name="footnote4"></a><b>Footnote 4</b>: <a
+ href="#footnotetag4">(return)</a><br />
+ <i>Sabling</i> of the Germans.
+ </blockquote>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
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+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page129" name="page129"></a>[pg 129]</span>
+
+ <h1>THE MIRROR<br />
+ OF<br />
+ LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.</h1>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <table width="100%" summary="Volume, Number, and Date">
+ <tr>
+ <td align="left"><b>Vol. 12. No. 329.</b></td>
+
+ <td align="center"><b>SATURDAY, AUGUST 30, 1828.</b></td>
+
+ <td align="right"><b>[PRICE 2d.</b></td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>NEW CHURCH, BUILDING AT STAINES.</h2>
+
+ <div class="figure" style="width:100%;">
+ <a href="images/329-001.png"><img width="100%" src="images/329-001.png"
+ alt="NEW CHURCH, BUILDING AT STAINES." /></a>
+ </div>
+ <hr />
+
+ <p>Who has journeyed on the Exeter road without noticing the town of STAINES, with
+ its host of antiquarian associations&mdash;as the <i>Stana</i> (Saxon) or London
+ Stone,<a id="footnotetag1" name="footnotetag1"></a><a
+ href="#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a> its ancient bridge, for the repair of which three
+ oaks out of Windsor Forest were granted by the crown in the year 1262, besides
+ <i>pontage</i> or temporary tolls previous to the year 1600.&mdash;Dr. Stukeley's
+ conjectures respecting the <i>Via Trinobantica</i> passing here&mdash;and the
+ <i>old</i> parish church, the situation of which appeared to denote the site of the
+ more ancient town of Staines. It is here too, that the tourist begins to imagine
+ himself <i>in rure</i>, after he has been whirled through the brick and mortar
+ avenues of <i>Kensington</i>, and <i>Hammersmith</i>, and the unsightly lane-street
+ of <i>Brentford</i>,<a id="footnotetag2" name="footnotetag2"></a><a
+ href="#footnote2"><sup>2</sup></a> with all its cockney reminiscences of
+ equestrianism and election squabbles; <i>Hounslow</i> and its by-gone days of highway
+ notoriety and powder-mill and posting celebrity, and <i>Bedfont</i>, with its yew
+ trees tortured into peacock shapes, and the date 1704. Then, who does not recollect
+ and venerate the convivial celebrity of this route, its luxurious inns, and their
+ "thrones of human felicity;" along which Quin, Dr. Johnson or Shenstone could
+ scarcely have accomplished a stage a day!</p>
+
+ <p>In our days, hundreds of London tourists breakfast at the <i>Bush</i>, although,
+ after sixteen miles' ride, their appetites do not require this stimulant any more
+ than do the glories of the <i>Bush</i> cellars after dinner.</p>
+
+ <p>But we must pass on to the church. The <i>old</i> building was in the Gothic or
+ pointed style, with lancet windows, &amp;c., but much disfigured by churchwardens'
+ repairs, although the great Inigo Jones is said to have built its square, brick
+ tower. At length, a considerable portion of this ancient structure fell in one Sunday
+ morning, during the service, but, as the newspapers say, "fortunately no lives were
+ lost." The inhabitants then resolved to rebuild nearly the whole, and the design of
+ Mr. J.B. Watson was adopted. The foundation stone was laid March 31, in the present
+ year, and the building is to be completed <span class="pagenum"><a id="page130"
+ name="page130"></a>[pg 130]</span> by Christmas next. The church is intended to
+ contain 1,100 persons. The length of the interior, 65 feet; width, 47 feet; height to
+ ceiling, 25 feet. The chancel is to be rebuilt at the expense of the impropriators.
+ The lower part of Inigo Jones's tower is to remain, and the whole is to be raised 23
+ feet. These repairs, with the enclosure of the churchyard, will not exceed
+ 4,000<i>l</i>.; and the progress of the undertaking is highly creditable to the taste
+ and execution of all the parties concerned.</p>
+
+ <p>As one act of public spirit generally leads to another, the erection of a new
+ stone bridge is projected at Staines; it is to be nearer the church than the present
+ bridge, and will afford a better view of the new structure. An elegant stone bridge
+ was erected here in 1796, but two of the piers sinking, the bridge was taken down,
+ and an iron one substituted; this failed, and has since been supported by wooden
+ piles and frame-work.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>THE SPECTRE'S VOYAGE.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <p>"There is a part of the river Wye, between the city of Hereford and the town of
+ Moss, which was distinguished and well known for upwards of two centuries, by the
+ appellation of the Spectre's Voyage; across which, so long as it retained that name,
+ neither entreaty nor remuneration could induce any boatman to convey passengers after
+ a certain hour of the night. The superstitious ideas current amongst the lower orders
+ of people were, that on every evening about the hour of eight, a beautiful female
+ figure was seen in a small vessel, sailing from Hereford to Northrigg, (a small
+ village about three miles distant,) with the utmost rapidity, against wind and tide,
+ or even in a dead calm&mdash;landed at the little village, returned, and vanished,
+ when arrived at a certain part of the river, where the current is remarkably strong,
+ about half a mile from the city of Hereford."</p>
+
+ <p>&mdash;<i>Neele's Romance of History.</i> See MIRROR, vol. x, page 352.</p>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Bright shines the silver queen of night,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Upon fair Wye's soft stream;</p>
+
+ <p>Which throws a ray of heavenly light</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Reflected from her beam.</p>
+
+ <p>Yet this smooth water, wide and clear,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">This scene of sweet repose;</p>
+
+ <p>Erst filled the villagers with fear</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">As ancient story goes.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>'Tis told us that in dead of night,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">(In days of yore long past)</p>
+
+ <p>A skiff was seen compact and light,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">With sail, and oars, and mast.</p>
+
+ <p>And in it sat the spectral form,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Of a most beauteous maid;</p>
+
+ <p>Who heeded neither wind nor storm,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">As she this voyage made.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Nor heeded she the pelting rain,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Nor winter's blinding snows;</p>
+
+ <p>But to the destin'd spot amain,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">The scudding vessel goes;</p>
+
+ <p>Or if so calm, the placid Wye,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">No wave was on its face,</p>
+
+ <p>Yet onward did that light bark fly</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">To reach the fated place.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>When on the deck she was espied,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Each trembled to behold;</p>
+
+ <p>As on she sail'd 'gainst wind and tide,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">('Tis scarce believ'd when told)</p>
+
+ <p>Then sail and oar were both applied,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">And swift the vessel flew;</p>
+
+ <p>But where the man&mdash;who could abide</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">That vessel to pursue?</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Ah! who could dare approach the spot</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Where Isabel did steer?</p>
+
+ <p>That mariner existeth not,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">But did that phantom fear.</p>
+
+ <p>Or where's the man whose courage bold,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Could lend him strength one hour,</p>
+
+ <p>To gaze upon that form so cold,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Or place him in her power.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>And when the spectral sail was spread,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">That flutter'd to and fro;</p>
+
+ <p>The hair would bristle on each head,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Which awful fear did show.</p>
+
+ <p>And when the moon-beam seem'd to kiss,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">That dreaded maiden's brow;</p>
+
+ <p>Something each knew would go amiss,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Nor judg'd such wrong, I trow.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>For tho' the form was wond'rous fair,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">'Twas terrible to view;</p>
+
+ <p>And to avoid it was the care</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Of every vessel's crew.</p>
+
+ <p>Full many a dismal tale was told,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Of that fam'd spectre ship;</p>
+
+ <p>And none were ever known so bold</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">To watch this nightly trip.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Why did that troubled shade proceed</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Along that watery way?</p>
+
+ <p>Or what the purpose, or the deed,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Which caus'd her thus to stray?</p>
+
+ <p>For good, or bad, did Isabel,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Forsake her dreary grave?</p>
+
+ <p>Or was't because she lov'd to sail</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">On Wye's pellucid wave?</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>The spectre came to meet her dear,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Lord Hugh&mdash;the young and brave;</p>
+
+ <p>When dreadful tidings met her ear,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">"He'd found a traitor's grave."</p>
+
+ <p>When second Edward rul'd this land,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">(A wretched prince was he,)</p>
+
+ <p>Of favourites he'd a numerous band,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">As worthless as could be.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Two noblemen amongst this set</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Were hated above all;</p>
+
+ <p>And many were the lords who met,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">To work the Spencer's fall.</p>
+
+ <p>Success attends these foe-men's strife,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Lord Hugh is doom'd to die;</p>
+
+ <p>And in his happiest hours of life,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">That precious life did fly.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>His manly form did never more,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Bless Isabel's fond eyes;</p>
+
+ <p>With him&mdash;the joys of life were o'er,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">For him&mdash;the maiden dies.</p>
+
+ <p>Yet still the spirit fondly clings,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">To what in life has been,</p>
+
+ <p>Thus Isabel, it nightly brings</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">To this beloved scene.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page131" name="page131"></a>[pg 131]</span>
+
+ <p>But when her feet have touch'd the ground,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">With silent, noiseless tread;</p>
+
+ <p>No tender lover there is found,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">He's number'd with the dead.</p>
+
+ <p>No more of love the tender strain,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Falls on her list'ning ear,</p>
+
+ <p>In life&mdash;her joy, was turn'd to pain,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Her hope&mdash;gave place to fear.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>'Tis then, that dread laments they hear,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Who pass by night that way;</p>
+
+ <p>Which the scar'd traveller, so clear,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Hears till returning day;</p>
+
+ <p>When re-embarks sad Isabel,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">That spectre shade so fair;</p>
+
+ <p>Then dashing in the water's swell,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">She vanishes in air.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>No trace remains in Sol's bright ray,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Of boat or awful spright;</p>
+
+ <p>For grief&mdash;or guilt conceived by day,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Conspicuous is at night.</p>
+
+ <p>Thus Isabel's unearthly woe,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">Remain'd for many years;</p>
+
+ <p>But as our superstitions go,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">So go unfounded fears</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <p>CAROLINE MAXWELL.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>HARVEST HOME.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(To the Editor of the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <p>Sir,&mdash;Wishing to add to your numerous accounts of our local customs, I send
+ you a description of the manner of celebrating harvest home in Westmoreland.</p>
+
+ <p>The farmers of Appleby, Kirby, Thore, and many of the neighbouring and low towns
+ thereabout, devote the last day of the harvest to mirth and festivity. The men
+ generally endeavour to get the corn all in pretty early in the day; and at the last
+ cart-load the horses are decked by the men with ears of corn and flowers and ribands;
+ and then the lasses' straw- bonnets, who, in return, perform the same compliments on
+ them. Thus they move on through the lanes and roads, till they reach the farm-yard,
+ shouting, "Harvest Home," and singing songs in their way. When they reach the
+ farm-yard, they set up an exulting shout, and ale is distributed to them by their
+ master. About nine o'clock, a supper is prepared for them in their master's house. A
+ wheat-sheaf is brought, and placed in the middle of the room, decorated with ribands
+ and flowers, and corn is hung in various parts of the room. The supper mostly
+ consists of some good old English dish, (of which there is plenty,) and the jolly
+ farmer presides at the head of the table. After the cloth is cleared, liquor in
+ abundance is brought forward, and the "president" sings, (not a <i>Non Nobis
+ Domine</i>,) but a good, true, mirth-stirring song, and then the <i>fun</i>
+ commences; singing and dancing alternately occupy the evening, and the bottle
+ circulates speedily, and the festival generally breaks up about midnight.</p>
+
+ <p>Thus, Mr. Editor, is harvest home spent in that county, and I send you the only
+ account I can furnish of the harvest merriments, hoping some of your correspondents
+ will add to my little mite.</p>
+
+ <p>W.H.H.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>STANZAS TO, AND IN ILLUSTRATION OF, A LANDSCAPE BY CLAUDE.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Young land of beauty, and divine repose!</p>
+
+ <p>Art thou a dream? a vision from on high</p>
+
+ <p>Unveiling Paradise? uncurt'ning those</p>
+
+ <p>Supernal glories, Eden doth supply</p>
+
+ <p>To glad immortals? o'er thee, ev'ning glows,</p>
+
+ <p>Brilliant, as seraph's blush&mdash;pure as his breath&mdash;</p>
+
+ <p>Smiling an antidote to tears and death!</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Young land of beauty! (fancy could not dwell</p>
+
+ <p>In lovelier, albeit her rainbow wings</p>
+
+ <p>Fold, but in fairy-spheres) a living well</p>
+
+ <p>Of sylvan joy art thou, whose thousand springs</p>
+
+ <p>Gush, sinless, gladness, peace ineffable,</p>
+
+ <p>And that luxuriousness of being, which</p>
+
+ <p>Mocks eloquence: warm, holy, ruby, rich.</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Young land of beauty! 'neath thy sun-ting'd shades,</p>
+
+ <p>Beside thy lake, crystal in roseate light,</p>
+
+ <p>Enam'ring music breathes: there, raptur'd maids</p>
+
+ <p>In dances, with adoring youths unite;</p>
+
+ <p>There, magic voices sigh in song; and glades</p>
+
+ <p>With birds and blossoms, all but vital, seem</p>
+
+ <p>Entranc'd, like hermit in divinest dream!</p>
+ </div>
+
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Young land of beauty! art thou but a ray</p>
+
+ <p>Of intellect, emerg'd from one? and shrin'd,</p>
+
+ <p>That thine immortal light may dim the day,</p>
+
+ <p>Faint struggling thro' some lowlier, cloudier, mind:</p>
+
+ <p>Dream of the painter-poet! oh! we'll say,</p>
+
+ <p>Lur'd to ethereal musings by thy thrall,</p>
+
+ <p>Tho' dream in part, no dream art thou in all!</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <p>M.L.B</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>MARCH OF "IMPROVEMENT."</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <p>An old Subscriber has sent us the following <i>questions</i> on the improvement of
+ the metropolis, which we insert as a castle-building <i>jeu d'esprit</i> rather than
+ as a serious matter. They will, however, serve for the <i>committee of taste</i> to
+ crack after dinner, and give a zest for their <i>magna bona</i>.</p>
+
+ <p>Ought not the new palace to have been built in the richest Gothic style, so as to
+ have deviated in appearance from every other edifice in the metropolis; and to have
+ been erected on the north bank of the Serpentine?&mdash;And, if the <i>dome</i> of
+ the present erection is not to be removed, cannot it be ornamented?&mdash;Or could
+ not the pediment, fronting the park, be raised another story, so as to hide it (the
+ dome) <span class="pagenum"><a id="page132" name="page132"></a>[pg 132]</span> from
+ that side?&mdash;Indeed, would not the palace be much improved by such an alteration?
+ I think if it be left as it is, when the wings are raised to the height of the body
+ of the palace, (though they are a wonderful improvement upon those first erected) the
+ whole will have a very flat appearance.&mdash;Are not the statues of Neptune,
+ &amp;c., much too small, and the other ornaments, consisting of representations of
+ warlike implements, &amp;c., much too heavy to look well?</p>
+
+ <p>Is not the Borough a very improper place for the king's, or any other,
+ college?&mdash;Is it not the very mart of trade, and consequently ever noisy and in
+ confusion?&mdash;And what a magnificent improvement would its erection near
+ Westminster Abbey be to that ancient and very sumptuous pile. Could it not be erected
+ from Tothill Street, and extend towards Storey's Gate?&mdash;And should it not be
+ built in the Gothic style to correspond with the abbey? The seat of learning and
+ wisdom is in that neighbourhood (Westminster School, Houses of Parliament, Courts of
+ Justice, &amp;c.); therefore it is the place best adapted for the erection of a
+ college. Ought not also those disgraceful erections close to the abbey's western
+ front, to be instantly removed?&mdash;And ought not the house of the dean, &amp;c. to
+ be also rebuilt in the Gothic style, and extend from Tothill Street towards St.
+ John's church? I never see this abbey (the glory of London) without feeling utterly
+ disgusted at the surrounding objects. The great tower, also, should be erected in the
+ same style as the other two. But should not the council office, and Somerset House,
+ be finished before other works are begun?&mdash;Should not the interior of the dome
+ of St. Paul's be repainted and gilt, and the windows (particularly the three over the
+ altar) be of stained glass?&mdash;And should not the railing on the top of the dome
+ on the outside (which is much decayed) be replaced by railing made of the new metal
+ lately invented, which imitates brass, and does not tarnish?&mdash;Would not the
+ entrance for the public, from Piccadilly into St. James's Park, be much better two or
+ three yards from the new royal archway, as it will be very likely to be injured by
+ people passing so near it?</p>
+
+ <p>Would not a Swiss cottage and a Chinese temple very materially improve the
+ appearance of the islands in St. James's Park; and two or three vessels upon that
+ water, and the Serpentine in Hyde Park, also add very much to the effect?&mdash;Would
+ a tower, surrounded by a railing, as the monument, and surmounted by a statue of
+ George III. (looking with surprise to see what his son had done), or Canning, or
+ Byron, be a proper sort of monument as a tribute to their memories; and to be erected
+ in the centre of the Regent's Park? Oh! what a prospect would its summit command!
+ Would not magnificent baths for males and females, erected on either side of Waterloo
+ Place, and to be supplied from the new fountain, be a great addition to the beauty
+ and comfort of this great city.</p>
+
+ <p>These additions, alterations, and improvements, ought to be made now; and I doubt
+ not, in the course of time, all warehouses will be removed from the banks of the
+ Thames, above Blackfriars' Bridge, and that streets will run by the waterside as at
+ Dublin. Also the time will come when the houses round St. Paul's will be pulled down
+ and rebuilt in the Grecian style of architecture to correspond with the cathedral
+ (the wonder of England), and be re-erected at a much greater distance from it.</p>
+
+ <p>I would also ask, "should not the chimney pots upon the palaces in Regent Street,
+ &amp;c. be of a slate colour?&mdash;Should not all tiles be painted of the same
+ colour? (slate.)&mdash;Should not the names of streets be more particularly attended
+ to?"</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>INTRODUCTION OF SILK INTO EUROPE.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <p>The frequency of open hostilities between the Emperor of Constantinople and the
+ monarchs of Persia, together with the increasing rivalry of their subjects in the
+ trade with India, gave rise to an event which produced a considerable change in the
+ silk trade. As the use of that article, both in dress and furniture, became more
+ general in the court of the Greek emperors, who imitated and surpassed the sovereigns
+ of Asia in splendour and magnificence; and as China, in which, according to the
+ concurring testimony of oriental writers, the culture of silk was originally known,
+ <i>(Herlelot. Biblioth. Orient.)</i>, still continued to be the only country which
+ produced that valuable commodity; the Persians improving the advantages which their
+ situation gave them over the merchants from the Arabian Gulf, supplanted them in all
+ the marts of India, to which silk was brought by sea from the east. Having it
+ likewise in their power to molest or to cut off the caravans, which, in order to
+ procure a supply for the Greek empire, travelled by land to China through the
+ northern provinces of their kingdom, they entirely engrossed that branch of commerce.
+ Constantinople was obliged to depend on the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page133"
+ name="page133"></a>[pg 133]</span> rival power for an article which luxury reserved
+ and desired as essential to elegance. The Persians, with the usual rapacity of
+ monopolists, raised the price of silk to such an exorbitant height, that the Emperor
+ Justinian eager, not only to obtain a full and certain supply of a commodity which
+ was become of indispensible use, but solicitous to deliver the commerce of his
+ subjects from the exactions of his enemies, endeavoured, by means of his ally, the
+ christian monarch of Abyssinia, to wrest some portion of the silk trade from the
+ Persians. In this attempt he failed; but when he least expected it, he, by an
+ unforeseen event, attained in some measure (A.D. 55.) the object which he had in
+ view. Two Persian monks having been employed as missionaries to some christian
+ churches which were established (as we are informed by Cosmas) in different parts of
+ India, had penetrated into the country of the Seres, or China. There they observed
+ the labours of the silk-worm, and became acquainted with all the arts of men in
+ working up its productions into such a variety of elegant fabrics. The prospect of
+ gain, or perhaps an indignant zeal excited by seeing this lucrative branch of
+ commerce engrossed by unbelieving nations, prompted them to repair to Constantinople.
+ There they explained to the emperor the origin of silk, as well as the various modes
+ of preparing and manufacturing it&mdash;mysteries hitherto unknown, or very
+ imperfectly understood in Europe, and encouraged by his liberal promises, they
+ undertook to bring to the capital a sufficient number of those wonderful insects to
+ whose labours man is so much indebted. This they accomplished by conveying the eggs
+ of the silk-worm in a hollow cane. They were hatched by the heat of a dunghill; fed
+ with the leaves of a wild mulberry-tree, and they multiplied and worked in the same
+ manner as in those climates where they first became objects of human attention and
+ care. Vast numbers of these insects were soon reared in different parts of Greece,
+ particularly in the Peloponnesus. Sicily afterwards undertook to breed silk-worms
+ with equal success, and was imitated from time to time in several towns of Italy. In
+ all these places extensive manufactures were established and carried on with silk of
+ domestic production. The demand for silk from the East diminished, of course. The
+ subjects of the Greek emperors were no longer obliged to have recourse to their
+ enemies, the Persians, for a supply of it; and a considerable change took place in
+ the nature of the commercial intercourse between Europe and India.</p>
+
+ <p>Before the introduction of the silk-worm into Europe, and as often as its
+ production is mentioned by the Greek and Roman authors, they had not, for several
+ centuries after the use of it became common, any certain knowledge either of the
+ countries to which they were indebted for this favourite article of elegance, or the
+ manner in which it was produced, By some, silk was supposed to be a fine down
+ adhering to the leaves of trees or flowers; others imagined it to be a delicate
+ species of wool or cotton; and even those who had learned that it was the work of an
+ insect, show by their description that they had no distinct idea of the manner in
+ which it was formed. A circumstance concerning the traffic of silk among the Romans
+ merits observation. Contrary to what usually takes place in the operations of trade,
+ the more general use of that commodity seems not to have increased the quantity
+ imported in such proportion as to answer the growing demand for it; and the price of
+ silk was not reduced during the course of 250 years from the time of its being first
+ known in Rome. In the reign of Aurelian it still continued to be valued at its weight
+ in gold. (See Robertson's <i>History of India</i>.)</p>
+
+ <p>It is a singular circumstance in the history of silk, that, on account of its
+ being an exertion of a worm, the Mahomedans consider it as an unclean dress, and it
+ has been decided with the unanimous assent of all their doctors, that a person
+ wearing a garment made entirely of silk cannot lawfully offer up the daily prayers
+ enjoined by the Koran. <i>(Herbel. Bibl. Orient.)</i> C.V.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>LADIES' FASHIONS.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(To the Editor of the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <p>If you think the following observations conformable to the plan of your useful and
+ entertaining publication, perhaps you may be induced to give them a place, or notice
+ the subject I have in view, in some other way.</p>
+
+ <p>Notwithstanding the host of publications periodically issuing from the press,
+ independent of the incalculable list of newspapers and reviews; and though the rage
+ for periodicals is so great, that a single event will give rise to one, yet there
+ does not appear to me to be any thing like those works which used to amuse and
+ instruct our great grandfathers. I mean the "Spectator," "Tatler," and others, whose
+ influence extends to the present day, and which are continually affording pleasure to
+ cultivated minds by the soundness of their doctrines, <span class="pagenum"><a
+ id="page134" name="page134"></a>[pg 134]</span> aided by the extensive knowledge of
+ human nature that the authors display throughout. But as they are now become standard
+ works, they are not so capable of "shooting folly as it flies," and being as it were
+ aged in the service, can only have a proper effect when folly will stand still to
+ listen to them; but as that is, in most instances, out of the question, we want
+ something more active, or in other words, something new; and novelty being the order
+ of the day, attention is thereby excited, and the follies and extravagances of the
+ "age," may possibly have some advantageous pruning.</p>
+
+ <p>Caricatures, whether exhibited in pantomimes or print shops, (though often got up
+ for any other purpose than instruction) are not sufficient; they are too ridiculous,
+ though sometimes not devoid of humour, instance the picture of a lady striving
+ ineffectually to make a way through Temple Bar, but is prevented by the enormous size
+ of her bonnet, which shows likewise that this extravagance in dress is not confined
+ to the west end. But as these things are only laughed at, some other means ought to
+ be adopted; and I should think myself extremely fortunate if I could be the humble
+ means of inducing you, or your correspondents, to take the matter in hand.</p>
+
+ <p>Certainly not the least to be deprecated are the "ladies' present dresses;" the
+ extravagances of which are not confined to the head, but are exhibited also all down
+ the arm (not unaptly likened to series of balloons) and are also, in most instances,
+ by some unusual "bustling," equally absurd. I wonder what would be said by Mr.
+ Addison, were he to witness the present fashions. He would certainly think that all
+ the care he took to keep the fair sex in order was in vain; and though enormous head
+ dresses were not in vogue in his time, he seems to have anticipated that they would
+ be, by his recommending the perusal of his 98th paper of the "Spectator" to his
+ female readers by way of prevention, but which, alas! has not been studied with the
+ attention it merits. Probably the transcription of one passage will not be misapplied
+ here:&mdash;</p>
+
+ <p>He says, "I would desire the fair sex to consider how impossible it is for them to
+ add any thing that can be ornamental to what is already the masterpiece of nature.
+ The head has the most beautiful appearance, as well as the highest station, in a
+ human figure. Nature has laid out all her art in beautifying the face; she has
+ touched it with vermilion, planted in it a double row of ivory, made it the seat of
+ smiles and blushes, lighted it up and enlivened it with the brightness of the eyes,
+ hung it on each side with curious organs of sense, given it airs and graces that
+ cannot be described, and surrounded it with such a flowing shade of hair as sets all
+ its beauties in the most agreeable light. In short she seems to have designed the
+ head as the cupola to the most glorious of her works; and when we load it with such a
+ pile of supernumerary ornaments, we destroy the symmetry of the human figure, and
+ foolishly contrive to call off the eye from great and real beauties to childish
+ gew-gaws, ribbons, and bone-lace."</p>
+
+ <p>Womankind, Mr. Editor, I do not believe, are naturally vain; but as they were made
+ for us and for our comfort, it is natural that they should endeavour to gain our
+ esteem; but they carry their endeavours too far; by straining to excite attention
+ they overstep the mark, become vain and coquetish, one strives to outdo another,
+ others say they must do as other women do, and they thus make themselves ridiculous
+ unknowingly. It is really painful to see a woman of sense and education become a
+ slave to the tyranny of fashion&mdash;and injuring both body and mind&mdash;and it
+ is, I think, an insult to a man of understanding to endeavour to excite his attention
+ by any such peculiarities.</p>
+
+ <p>Having now generally stated the subject that I should wish to be taken up by abler
+ hands than mine, I will conclude by recommending all your town-bred, and coquetish
+ ladies to study and restudy a letter signed "Mary Home," in No. 254 of the excellent
+ work before alluded to, "The Spectator." &mdash;H.M&mdash;. <i>Great Surrey Street,
+ Aug. 1828</i>.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>RETROSPECTIVE GLEANINGS</h2>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>HISTORICAL ACCOUNT OF SMITHFIELD.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <p>Stowe, in his "Survey of London," 1633, says, "Then is Smithfield Pond, which of
+ (old time) in records was called Horsepoole, for that men watered horses there, and
+ was a great water. In the 6th of Henry V. a new building was made in the west part of
+ Smithfield, betwixt the said poole and the river of Wels, or Turne-mill-brooke, in a
+ place then called the Elms, for that there grew many elme-trees, and this had been
+ the place of execution for offenders. Since the which time, the building there hath
+ been so increased, that now remaineth not one tree growing. In the yeere 1357, the
+ 31st of <span class="pagenum"><a id="page135" name="page135"></a>[pg 135]</span>
+ Edward III., great and royall justs were then holden in Smithfield, there being
+ present the kings of England, France, and Scotland, with many other nobles, and great
+ estates of divers lands. In the yeere 1362, the 36th of Edward III., on the first
+ five daies of May, in Smithfield, were justs holden, the king and queene being
+ present, with the most part of the chivalry of England and of France and of other
+ nations; to which came Spaniards, Cyprians, and Armenians, knightly requesting ayde
+ of the king of England against the Pagans, that invaded their confines. The 48th of
+ Edward III., Dame Alice Perrers, or Pierce, (the king's concubine,) as lady of the
+ Sunne, rode from the Tower of London through Cheape, accompanied of many lords and
+ ladies, every lady leading a lord by his horse bridle, till they came into West
+ Smithfield, and then began a great just, which endured seven daies after.&mdash;In
+ the 14th of Richard II., royal justs and turnements were proclaimed to be done in
+ Smithfield, to begin on Sunday next, after the feast of Saint Michael; many strangers
+ came forth of other countries, namely, Valarian, Earle of St. Paul, that had married
+ King Richard's sister, the Lady Maud Courtney; and William, the young Earle of
+ Ostervant, son to Albert of Baviere, Earle of Holland and Henault. At the day
+ appointed, there issued forth at the Tower, about the third houre of the day, 60
+ coursers, apparelled for the justs, upon every one an esquire of honour riding a soft
+ pace; then came forth 60 ladies of honour, mounted upon palfraies, riding on the one
+ side, richly apparelled, and every lady led a knight with a chain of gold; those
+ knights, being on the king's party, had their armour and apparell garnished with
+ white harts, and crownes of gold about the harts' neckes; and so they came riding
+ through the streets of London to Smithfield, with a great number of trumpets, &amp;c.
+ The kinge and the queene, who were lodged in the bishop's palace of London, were come
+ from thence, with many great estates, and placed in chambers, to see the justs. The
+ ladies that led the knights were taken down from their palfraies, and went up to
+ chambers prepared for them. Then alighted the esquires of honour from their coursers,
+ and the knights in good order mounted upon them; and after their helmets were set on
+ their heads, and being ready in all points, proclamation made by the heralds, the
+ justs began, and many commendable courses were runne, to the great pleasure of the
+ beholders. The justs continued many days with great feastings, as ye may reade in
+ <i>Froisard</i>," &amp;c. &amp;c.</p>
+
+ <p>Smithfield, says Pennant, "was also the spot on which accusations were decided by
+ duel, derived from the Kamp-fight ordeal of the Saxons. I will only (says Mr. P.)
+ mention an instance. It was when the unfortunate armourer entered into the lists, on
+ account of a false accusation of treason, brought against him by his apprentice, in
+ the reign of Henry VI. The friends of the defendant had so plied him with liquor,
+ that he fell an easy conquest to his accuser. Shakspeare has worked this piece of
+ history into a scene, in the second part of <i>Henry VI</i>., but has made the poor
+ armourer confess his treasons in his dying moments; for in the time in which this
+ custom prevailed, it never was even suspected but that guilt must have been the
+ portion of the vanquished. When people of rank fought with sword and lance, plebeian
+ combatants were only allowed a pole, armed with a heavy sand-bag, with which they
+ were to decide their guilt or innocence. In Smithfield were also held our
+ autos-de-fee; but to the credit of our English monarchs, none were ever known to
+ attend the ceremony. Even Philip II. of Spain never honoured any, of the many which
+ were celebrated by permission of his gentle queen, with his presence, notwithstanding
+ he could behold the roasting of his own subjects with infinite self-applause and
+ <i>sang-froid</i>. The stone marks the spot, in this area, on which those cruel
+ exhibitions were executed. Here our martyr <i>Latimer</i> preached patience to friar
+ <i>Forest</i>, agonizing under the torture of a slow fire, for denying the king's
+ supremacy; and to this place our martyr <i>Cranmer</i> compelled the amiable
+ <i>Edward</i>, by forcing his reluctant hand to the warrant, to send <i>Joan
+ Bocher</i>, a silly woman, to the stake. Yet <i>Latimer</i> never thought of his own
+ conduct in his last moments; nor did <i>Cranmer</i> thrust his hand into the fire for
+ a real crime, but for one which was venial, through the frailty of human nature. Our
+ gracious Elizabeth could likewise burn people for religion. Two Dutchmen,
+ Anabaptists, suffered in this place in 1675, and died, as Holinshed sagely remarks,
+ with "roring and crieing." But let me say, (says Pennant,) that this was the only
+ instance we have of her exerting the blessed prerogative of the writ <i>De Haeretico
+ comburendo</i>. Her highness preferred the halter; her sullen sister faggot and fire.
+ Not that we will deny but Elizabeth made a very free use of the terrible act of her
+ 27th year. One hundred and sixty-eight suffered in her reign, at London, York, in
+ Lancashire, and several other parts of the kingdom, convicted of being priests, <span
+ class="pagenum"><a id="page136" name="page136"></a>[pg 136]</span> of harbouring
+ priests, or of becoming converts. But still there is a balance of 109 against us in
+ the article persecution, and that by the agonizing death of fire; for the smallest
+ number estimated to have suffered under the savage Mary, amounts, in her short reign,
+ to 277. The last person who suffered at the stake in England was Bartholomew Logatt,
+ who was burnt here in 1611, as a blasphemous heretic, according to the sentence
+ pronounced by John King, bishop of London. The bishop consigned him to the secular of
+ our monarch James, who took care to give the sentence full effect. This place, as
+ well as Tybourn, was called <i>The Elms</i>, and used for the execution of
+ malefactors even before the year 1219. In the year 1530, there was a most severe and
+ singular punishment inflicted here on one John Roose, a cook, who had poisoned 17
+ persons of the Bishop of Rochester's family, two of whom died, and the rest never
+ recovered their health. His design was against the pious prelate Fisher, who at that
+ time resided at Rochesterplace, Lambeth. The villain was acquainted with the cook,
+ and, coming into the bishop's kitchen, took an opportunity, while the cook's back was
+ turned to fetch him some drink, to fling a great quantity of poison into the gruel,
+ which was prepared for dinner for the bishop's family, and the poor of the parish.
+ The good bishop escaped. Fortunately, he that day abstained from food. The humility
+ and temperance of that good man are strongly marked in this relation, for he partook
+ of the same ordinary food with the most wretched pauper. By a retrospective law,
+ Roose was sentenced to be boiled to death, which was done accordingly. In Smithfield,
+ the arch-rebel, Wat Tyler, met with, in 1381, the reward of his treason and
+ insolence."</p>
+
+ <p>Smithfield<a id="footnotetag3" name="footnotetag3"></a><a
+ href="#footnote3"><sup>3</sup></a> is at present celebrated, and long since, for
+ being the great market for cattle of all kinds, and likewise for being the place
+ where Bartholomew fair is held, alias the <i>Cockneys' Saturnalia</i>, which was
+ granted by Henry II. to the neighbouring priory.</p>
+
+ <p>P.T.W.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>THE ANECDOTE GALLERY.</h2>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>THE ANDALUSIAN ASS.</h3>
+
+ <p>A gay lieutenant of the Spanish Royal Guards, known by the name of Alonzo Beldia,
+ became violently enamoured of the beautiful Carlotta Pena, the eldest daughter of a
+ reputable gunsmith, whose humble habitation adjoined the vast cemetery of Valencia,
+ and whom Beldia had casually seen at a public entertainment given in that good
+ city.</p>
+
+ <p>Alonzo was affable and extremely complaisant, though an egotist and somewhat
+ loquacious; but nature had, nevertheless, bestowed upon him a prepossessing exterior
+ with an enviable pair of jet black whiskers, and the most expressive eyes; he could
+ sing a <i>tonadilla</i> divinely; dance the <i>fandango</i> with inimitable grace;
+ and "strike the light guitar" with unparalleled mastery. He was, in truth, an
+ accomplished man of pleasure, and by his gallantry he subdued the tender hearts of
+ many fair daughters of Ferdinand's domains.</p>
+
+ <p>On a dark night in the month of December, just as Alonzo had played one of his
+ bewitching airs, with his wonted execution, and was engaged, in converse sweet, with
+ the enraptured Carlotta, an extraordinary and seemingly supernatural noise suddenly
+ proceeded from a distant part of the hallowed ground where Alonzo sacrificed at the
+ shrine of love. Jesu Maria! exclaimed the terrified damsel, what, in the name of
+ heaven, can it be? ere the silvery tones of her sweet voice had reached the ears of
+ the petrified Alonzo, the "iron tongue" of the cathedral clock announced the hour of
+ midnight, and the solemn intonation of its prodigious bell instilled new horrors into
+ the confused minds of the affrighted lovers. The brave, the royal Alonzo heard not
+ the voice of his enchanting dulcinea; he, poor fellow, with difficulty supported his
+ trembling frame against an ancient <i>memento mori</i>, which reared its tristful
+ crest within a whisper of the lattice of the lovely Carlotta. Large globules of
+ transparent liquid adorned his pallid brow, and his convulsed knees sought each other
+ with mechanical solicitude. It was a moment pregnant with the gravest misery to poor
+ Alonzo; not a star was seen to enliven the murky night, and the wind whistled most
+ lugubriously. He was in a state of insensibility, and would have fallen to the cold
+ earth, but luckily for the valiant youth, the melodious voice of the enchanting girl
+ again breathed the tenderest hopes for the safety of her adored Alonzo. He sprang
+ upon his legs and drew a pistol from his girdle, which he discharged with unerring
+ aim at the dreaded goblin. A horrible groan followed this murderous act, which was
+ succeeded by a confused noise, and a solemn silence ensued! "It's vanished, Carlotta!
+ I have hurried the intruding demon to the nether world!" exclaimed the valorous
+ guardsman. "Heavens be praised," cried the superstitious girl, <span
+ class="pagenum"><a id="page137" name="page137"></a>[pg 137]</span> "but hasten, my
+ love&mdash;quit this spot directly&mdash;my father has alarmed his people&mdash;away,
+ away!"</p>
+
+ <p>The worthy maker of guns approached the scene of carnage, accompanied by the
+ inmates of his dwelling, with rueful countenances, illumined by tapers, when the
+ cause of their disquietude was soon discovered. No apparition or sprite forsooth, but
+ a full grown <i>donkey</i> of the Andalusian breed, lay weltering in gore, yet warm
+ with partial life! By timely liberality the valorous Alonzo escaped detection, though
+ the heroic deed is still remembered in merry Valencia, and often cited as an instance
+ of glorious (?) <i>chivalry</i>.</p>
+
+ <p>GRADIVUS.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY.</h2>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>IMPROVED SAFETY LAMP.</h3>
+
+ <div class="figure" style="width:50%;">
+ <a href="images/329-009.png"><img width="50%" src="images/329-009.png"
+ alt="IMPROVED SAFETY LAMP." /></a>
+ </div>
+
+ <p>Mr. Dillon has lately introduced to the notice of the scientific world, an
+ improvement upon the <i>Safety Lamp</i> of Sir Humphry Davy, which appears to us of
+ sufficient interest for illustration in our columns. As the <i>Davy Lamp</i> is too
+ well known to need special description here, it will be merely necessary to allude to
+ the principle of the invention, in order to point out Mr. Dillon's improvement.</p>
+
+ <p>He maintains, in opposition to Sir Humphry Davy, that the Davy lamp acts by its
+ heat and rarefaction, and not from Sir H. Davy's theory, that flame is cooled by a
+ wire-gauze covering. He shows, by a simple experiment, that the Davy lamp is not safe
+ in a current of hydrogen or carburetted hydrogen gas, and that many lives may have
+ been lost from the confidence of miners in its perfect safety. A current of hydrogen
+ or carburetted hydrogen gas steadily directed on the flame of the lamp from a bladder
+ and stopcock, <i>by cooling the wire gauze</i>, brings the flame of the lamp through
+ the gauze to the mouth of the stopcock, (even should there be six folds of gauze
+ intervening.) He shows also, by immersing the lamp, when cold and newly lighted, into
+ a jar of dense hydrogen or carburetted hydrogen gas, or an explosive mixture with
+ atmospheric air, that explosion takes place inside and outside of the lamp; whereas,
+ when the lamp has burnt sufficiently long to heat the wire gauze, no explosion takes
+ place on the outside of the lamp. These experiments appear incontrovertible in
+ support of his theory, which is, "<i>that the wire gauze is merely the rapid receiver
+ and the retainer of heat, and that it is the caloric in its meshes which prevents the
+ flame of the lamp from being fed by the oxygen of the atmosphere on the
+ outside</i>."</p>
+
+ <p>The experiments of Libri, showing that flame is inflected by metallic rods, and
+ that "when two flames are made to approach each other, there is a mutual repulsion,
+ although their proximity increases the temperature of each, instead of diminishing
+ it," support Mr. Dillon's theory&mdash;the inflection being occasioned by the
+ rarefaction of the air between the rod and the flame, the latter seeking for oxygen
+ to support it in a denser medium, the two flames repelling each other for the same
+ reason, and not from any mysterious and "repulsive effect of the wires of the gauze
+ tissue." Mr. Dillon increases the heat of the lamp, and places on it a shield of talc
+ to protect it from a current, and, upon his theory, the shafts or workings of iron
+ and coal mines may be lighted with gas with perfect safety, protecting the flame with
+ wire gauze and a circular shield of talc.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>EPITAPH ON A FRENCH SCOLD.</h3>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Ci git ma femme; ah! qu'il est bien</p>
+
+ <p>Pour son repos et pour le mien.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <span class="pagenum"><a id="page138" name="page138"></a>[pg 138]</span>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>THE SELECTOR; AND LITERARY NOTICES OF <i>NEW WORKS</i>.</h2>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h4>PENELOPE, OR LOVE'S LABOUR LOST.</h4>
+
+ <p>This is one of the most deservedly attractive novels of the past season; and the
+ good sense with which it abounds, ought to insure it extensive circulation. It has
+ none of the affectation or presumptuousness of "fashionable" literature; but is at
+ once a rational picture of that order of society to which its characters belong, and
+ a just satire on the <i>superior</i> vices of the wealthy and the great. The author
+ is evidently no servile respecter of either of the latter classes, for which reason,
+ his work is the more estimable, and is a picture of <i>real</i> life, whereas fashion
+ at best lends but a disguise, or artificial colouring to the actions of men, and thus
+ renders them the less important to the world, and less to be depended on as scenes
+ and portraitures of human character. The former will, however, stand as lasting
+ records of the men and manners of the age in which they were drawn, whilst the
+ latter, being in their own day but caricatures of life, will, in course of time, fade
+ and lose their interest, and at length become levelled with the mere ephemera, or
+ day-flies of literature. It is true that novel-writing has, within the last sixteen,
+ or eighteen years, attained a much higher rank than it hitherto enjoyed; but it
+ should be remembered that this superiority has not been grounded in mawkish records
+ of the fashionable follies of high life, such as my Lord Duke, or my Lady Bab, might
+ indite below stairs, for the amusement of those in the drawing-room; on the contrary,
+ it was founded in portraits and pictures of human nature, strengthened by historical,
+ or matter-of-fact interest, and stripped of the trickery of fancy and romance;
+ whereas, the chronicles of fashion are little better than the vagaries of an
+ eccentric few, who bear the same proportion to the general mass of society, that the
+ princes, heroes, and statesmen of history do to the whole world. This is a fallacy of
+ which thousands of Bath and Cheltenham novel-readers are not yet aware, and which the
+ listless <i>Dangles</i> of Brighton and Margate have yet to learn, ere they can hope
+ to arrive at a correct estimate of human nature; but to such readers we cordially
+ recommend <i>Penelope</i> as the best corrective we can prescribe for the bile of
+ fashionable prejudice, or the nausea arising from overstrained fiction, modified as
+ it is to the romance of real life.</p>
+
+ <p><i>Penelope</i> has, however, one of the failings common to fashionable novels.
+ Its plot is weak and meagre&mdash;but it is still simple and natural, and has not
+ borrowed any of those adventitious aids to which we have alluded above. It bears
+ throughout an air of probability, untinctured by romance, and has the strong impress
+ of truth and fidelity to nature. Sketchy and vivacious, always humorous and sometimes
+ witty; it has many scenes and portraits, which in terseness and energy, will compare
+ with any of its predecessors; and occasionally there are touches of genuine sentiment
+ which seize on the sympathies of the reader with more than common effect. The
+ incidents of the narrative do not present many opportunities for these displays of
+ the writer's talent, and we cannot refrain from thinking that their more frequent
+ introduction would have increased the success of the work&mdash;that is, if we may be
+ allowed to judge from the specimens with which the author has here favoured us.</p>
+
+ <p>But we are getting somewhat too critical, and consequently as much out of our
+ element as modern aeronauts, who are no sooner in the air than they seem to think of
+ their descent. We shall not, however, impair the pleasure of the reader by giving him
+ a foretaste of the whole plot of <i>Penelope</i>; but we shall rather confine
+ ourselves to a few portrait-specimens of characters, whose <i>drawing</i> will, we
+ hope, <i>attract</i> the general reader; presuming, as we do, that its claims to his
+ attention will be found to outweigh dozens of the scandalous chronicles of high
+ fashion. We are not told whether the parties ate with silver or steel forks, or
+ burned wax or tallow; but those characters must be indeed poorly drawn which do not
+ enable the reader to satisfy himself about such trifles, allowing that he thinks them
+ worth his study.</p>
+
+ <p>An outline of the characters may not be unacceptable. The scene lies principally
+ in the villages of Neverden and Smatterton; and between their rectors Dr. Greendale
+ and Mr. Darnley, and their families; the Earl of Smatterton, of Smatterton Hall; Lord
+ Spoonbill, his son; Sir George Aimwell, of Neverden Hall; <i>Penelope Primrose</i>,
+ the heroine, who is placed by her father under the care of Dr. Greendale, whilst Mr.
+ Primrose seeks to repair his fortune in the Indies; and Robert Darnley, Penelope's
+ suitor, also for sometime in the Indies, who is thwarted in his views by Lord
+ Spoonbill, and a creature named colonel Crop, &amp;c.</p>
+
+ <p>In the early part of the narrative, Dr. <span class="pagenum"><a id="page139"
+ name="page139"></a>[pg 139]</span> Greendale dies, and Penelope is removed from
+ Smatterton to London, where she is to be brought out as a singer, under the patronage
+ of the Countess of Smatterton, and Spoonbill is first struck with her charms, and
+ resolves to frustrate his absent rival.</p>
+
+ <p>The roguery of a postboy named Nick Muggins, who is employed by the noble suitor
+ to intercept letters, and the aid of Crop, who acts as a sort of go-between, are put
+ in requisition for this purpose; but the villany of the latter is finely defeated in
+ his mistaking a silly, forward girl, Miss Glossop, for Penelope, and accordingly
+ prevailing on her to elope with him to Lord Spoonbill's villa, where the blunder is
+ soon discovered by his lordship, who in return is horsewhipped by the father of Miss
+ Glossop; and Darnley and Penelope are eventually married.</p>
+
+ <p>There are two or three adjuncts, as Peter Kipperson, a "march of intellect" man,
+ Erpingham, one of Spoonbill's companions in debauchery, Ellen Fitzpatrick, one of his
+ victims, Dr. Greendale's successor, Charles Pringle; and Zephaniah Pringle, a
+ literary coxcomb of the first order.</p>
+
+ <p>The portrait of Dr. Greendale is of high finish&mdash;full of the truth and
+ amiability of the Christian character&mdash;one who regarded the false distinctions
+ of society in their proper light, and knew how to set a right value upon the
+ influence of good example, and who was "loved and respected for the steadiness and
+ respectability of his character; for the integrity, purity, simplicity, and sincerity
+ of his life." At the same time, the doctor is finely contrasted with his wife, who
+ possessed the common failing of paying homage to her illustrious neighbours to obtain
+ their notice and patronage, and who felt flattered by a collateral branch of the
+ Smattertons accepting an invitation to her table. Of the <i>heroine</i>, we quote the
+ author's outline:&mdash;</p>
+
+ <p><i>Penelope Primrose</i> exceeded the middle stature, that her dark blue eyes were
+ shaded by a deep and graceful fringe, that her complexion was somewhat too pale for
+ beauty, but that its paleness was not perceptible as a defect whenever a smile
+ illumined her countenance, and developed the dimples that lurked in her cheek and
+ underlip. Her features were regular, her gait exceedingly graceful, and her voice
+ musical in the highest degree. Seldom, indeed, would she indulge in the pleasure of
+ vocal music, but when she did, as was sometimes the case to please the Countess of
+ Smatterton, her ladyship, who was a most excellent judge, used invariably to
+ pronounce Miss Primrose as the finest and purest singer that she had ever heard.</p>
+
+ <p>The character of Lord Spoonbill is struck out with singular felicity and
+ spirit:&mdash;</p>
+
+ <p>Lord Spoonbill was not one of those careless young men who lose at the university
+ what they have gained at school; one reason was, that he had little or nothing to
+ lose; nor was his lordship one of those foolish people who go to a university and
+ study hard to acquire languages which they never use, and sciences which they never
+ apply in after-life. His lordship had sense enough to conclude that, as the nobility
+ do not talk Greek, he had no occasion to learn it; and as hereditary legislators have
+ nothing to do with the exact sciences, it would be a piece of idle impertinence in
+ him to study mathematics. But his lordship had heard that hereditary legislators did
+ occasionally indulge in other pursuits, and for those pursuits he took especial care
+ to qualify himself. In his lordship's cranium, the organ of exclusiveness was
+ strongly developed. We do not mean that his head was so constructed internally, as to
+ exclude all useful furniture, but that he had a strong sense of the grandeur of
+ nobility and the inseparable dignity which attaches itself to the privileged orders.
+ The only instances in which he condescended to persons in inferior rank, were when he
+ was engaged at the race-course at Newmarket, or when he found that condescension
+ might enable him to fleece some play-loving plebeian, or when affairs of gallantry
+ were concerned. In these matters no one could be more condescending than Lord
+ Spoonbill. We should leave but an imperfect impression on the minds of our readers if
+ we should omit to speak of his lordship's outward and visible form. This was an
+ essential part of himself which he never neglected or forgot; and it should not be
+ neglected or forgotten by his historian. He was tall and slender, his face was long,
+ pale and thin, his forehead was narrow, his eyes large and dull, his nose aquiline,
+ his mouth wide, his teeth beautifully white and well formed, and displayed far more
+ liberally than many exhibitions in the metropolis which are only "open from ten till
+ dusk." His lips were thin, but his whiskers were tremendously thick. Of his person he
+ was naturally and justly proud. Who ever possessed such a person and was not proud of
+ it?</p>
+
+ <p><i>Colonel Crop</i> was only Colonel Crop; he enjoyed the rank of colonel, and
+ that was all the rank that he could boast; he was tolerated at the castle; he dined
+ occasionally with his lordship; and occasionally <span class="pagenum"><a
+ id="page140" name="page140"></a>[pg 140]</span> partook of the pleasure of shooting
+ the birds which were cultivated on his lordship's estate. In town, he patronised the
+ countess' routs, and in the country he was a companion for the earl, when not
+ otherwise engaged. He was proud of the earl's acquaintance, though he was not weak
+ enough to suppose that he was more than tolerated. The haughtiest of the great do
+ sometimes pick up such acquaintances as Colonel Crop, and they cannot easily get rid
+ of them.</p>
+
+ <p>We must pass over Peter Kipperson, an excellent whole-length portrait of a man who
+ makes a noise in these marching times, and show in <i>Sir George Aimwell</i>, of
+ Neverden Hall, Bart., who was descended from a long line of illustrious ancestry, and
+ was a wholesale poulterer, and one of the great unpaid. Not that we mean by this
+ expression to insinuate that the retail poulterers did not pay him for what they had:
+ we merely mean to say, that the preserve-worshiping, springgun-setting,
+ poacher-committing baronet administered justice for nothing; and with reverence be it
+ spoken, that was quite as much as it was worth. The worthy baronet was a most active
+ magistrate, peculiarly acute in matters of summary conviction; and thinking it a
+ great pity that any rogue should escape, or that any accused, but honest man, should
+ lose an opportunity of clearing his character by means of a jury of his
+ fellow-countrymen, he never failed to commit all that were brought before him.</p>
+
+ <p>Sir George professed Whig politics; these were hereditary in his family, but by no
+ means constitutional in him as an individual. Therefore he passed for a very moderate
+ Whig; for one who would not clog the wheels of government. In short, he was no more a
+ Whig than a game preserver ought to be; and that, as our readers know, is not much.
+ He took especial pains to keep the parish clear of vagrants and paupers; and by his
+ great activity he kept down the poor-rates to a moderate sum. Sir George, though a
+ professed Whig, was not very partial to the education of the lower orders, and he
+ always expressed himself well pleased when he met with a country booby who could
+ neither read nor write. For this reason Nick Muggins, the postboy, was a great
+ favourite with him. Our worthy baronet could not see the use of reading, and he
+ thought it a great piece of affectation for country gentlemen to have libraries. His
+ own books, for he had a few, were huddled together in a light closet, where he kept
+ his guns and sporting tackle. There was a Lady Aimwell, wife to Sir George; but this
+ lady was a piece of still life, of whom the neighbours knew nothing, and for whom her
+ husband cared nothing.</p>
+
+ <p>Everybody in the neighbourhood remembers the impressive admonition which Sir
+ George gave to an old man who was convicted at the quarter sessions of having a bit
+ of string in his pocket, and therefore strongly suspected of a design of a malicious
+ nature against the game.</p>
+
+ <p>"John Carter," said the worthy baronet, "let me address to you a few words on the
+ sin of poaching. Poaching, John Carter&mdash;is&mdash;is a sin of which too many are
+ guilty, owing to the lenity of our most excellent laws. I think that if everybody
+ thought, as I think, of the moral heinousness of this offence, nobody would be guilty
+ of it. Poaching is not yet made felony; but there is no saying how soon it may be
+ made so, if the crime be persisted in. It is a moral offence of the greatest
+ enormity, and is one of those crying, national sins, which may one day or other bring
+ down the vengeance of heaven on our guilty country. Now, John Carter, if you go to
+ gaol for six months, I hope the tread-mill and the chaplain will work a thorough
+ reformation in your morals."</p>
+
+ <p>Of course the contact of Sir George with such a man as Kipperson, affords great
+ merriment: <i>ex. gr.</i> part of a dinner scene at Neverden Hall:&mdash;</p>
+
+ <p>Now Peter was a very literary man, who thought there was nothing worth living for
+ but science and literature; and having somewhere read that it was impossible to take
+ shelter in a shower of rain with such a man as Burke, without discovering him to be a
+ man of genius, Peter was desirous of continually showing off, and was instant in
+ season and out of season. Therefore when sitting at the table of the worthy baronet,
+ he assailed the magistrate with various scientific subjects, but all to no purpose;
+ there was no response from his worthy host. Endeavouring to adapt himself to the
+ moderate talents and circumscribed reading of the baronet, he next started the
+ subject of novels and novel reading, taking care to insinuate that, though Sir George
+ might not read the trash of circulating libraries, he might be acquainted with some
+ of our best novels. To this at last the baronet replied&mdash;"Oh, yes; I remember
+ many years ago reading a novel called Tom Jones, written by a Bow Street officer. I
+ recollect something about it&mdash;it was very low stuff&mdash;I forget the
+ particulars, but it was written in the manner of servants."</p>
+
+ <p>Hereupon Mr. Peter Kipperson set it down as an indisputable fact that baronets and
+ magistrates were the most ignorant creatures on the face of the earth, and he <span
+ class="pagenum"><a id="page141" name="page141"></a>[pg 141]</span> congratulated
+ himself that neither he nor Sir Isaac Newton were baronets.</p>
+
+ <p>A scene between Lord Spoonbill and one of his victims, whom he meets in his
+ father's park, has some fine touches of remorse:&mdash;</p>
+
+ <p>Agitated by distracting thoughts, he stood at the park gate, gazing alternately in
+ different directions; and by the intensity of his feelings was at last rivetted in an
+ almost unconscious state of mind to the spot on which he was standing. Suddenly his
+ pulse beat quicker, and his heart seemed to swell within him, when at a little
+ distance he saw the dreaded one approaching him. Had he seen her anywhere else his
+ first impulse would have been to avoid her; but here his truest and best policy was
+ to submit to an interview, however painful. Shall he meet her with kindness?&mdash;
+ Shall he meet her with reproaches?&mdash;Shall he meet her with coldness? These were
+ inquiries rapidly passing through his mind as she drew nearer and nearer. It was
+ difficult for him to decide between cruelty and hypocrisy; but the last was the most
+ natural to him, so far as custom is a second nature.</p>
+
+ <p>The afflicted one moved slowly with her eyes fixed on the ground, and she saw not
+ her enemy till so near to him, that on lifting up her face and recognising his
+ well-known features, the sudden shock produced a slight hysteric shriek.</p>
+
+ <p>Lord Spoonbill was not so lost to all feeling of humanity as to be insensible to
+ the anguish of mind which she now suffered, who had once regarded him as a friend,
+ and had loved him, "not wisely, but too well." He held out his hand to her with an
+ unpremeditated look of kindness and affection; and which, being unpremeditated, bore
+ the aspect of sincerity. The stranger at first hesitated, and seemed not disposed to
+ accept the offered hand; but she looked up in his face, and the blood mounted to her
+ cheeks and the tears stood in her eyes, and she gave him her hand, and covered her
+ face and wept bitterly.</p>
+
+ <p>There are moments in which shameless profligates look foolish and feel that they
+ are contemptible. This was such a moment to Lord Spoonbill. He was moved, and he was
+ mortified that he was moved; and there was a general feeling of confusion and
+ perplexity in his mind. What could he say? or how could he act? He began to stammer
+ out something like gentleness, and something like reproof. But she who stood before
+ him was as an accusing spirit, to whom apology was mockery, and repentance too
+ late.</p>
+
+ <p>In the first volume too, there is a successful satire on the changes of sixteen
+ years in the condition of the people of England&mdash;between Mr. Primrose, who had
+ been absent for that period, and the egregious Peter Kipperson. It is quite in the
+ <i>forte</i> of the writer, and we regret that we have not room to quote it at full
+ length.</p>
+
+ <p>Such are the only specimens which our limits enable us to present to the reader;
+ but we hope they will be sufficient to induce him to turn to the work
+ itself&mdash;and we doubt not&mdash;for his further gratification. Digressions occur
+ too frequently to suit the pioneering taste of a certain class of readers; they may
+ serve as resting-places in an intricate plot, but they were not, on that account,
+ wanted here. At the same time, they are recommended by plain sense, knowledge of the
+ world, shrewdness, and harmless satire on the weak sides of our nature, and are
+ therefore <i>useful</i>; whilst their terseness and vivacity will free them from the
+ charge of dulness, or the sin of prosing.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>DIALOGUES ON FLY FISHING.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>By Sir Humphry Davy.</i></h4>
+
+ <p>We continue our extracts from this "philosophical angler's" delightful little
+ book. The present will serve such as are unacquainted with the mysteries of
+ fly-fishing, and interest all who are fond of inquiries in natural history.</p>
+
+ <h4><i>Management of Flies.</i></h4>
+
+ <p><i>Hal</i>&mdash;Whilst you are preparing I will mention a circumstance which
+ every accomplished fly-fisher ought to know. You changed your flies on Saturday with
+ the change of weather, putting the dark flies on for the bright gleams of the sun,
+ and the gaudy flies when the dark clouds appeared. Now I will tell you of another
+ principle which it is as necessary to know as the change of flies for change of
+ weather; I allude to the different kinds of fly to be used in particular pools, and
+ even for particular parts of pools. You have fished in this deep pool; and if you
+ were to change it for a shallower one, such as that above, it would be proper to use
+ smaller flies of the same colour; and in a pool still deeper, larger flies; likewise
+ in the rough rapid at the top, a larger fly may be used than below at the tail of the
+ water; and in the Tweed, or Tay, I have often changed my fly thrice in the same pool,
+ and sometimes with success&mdash;using three different flies for the top, middle, and
+ bottom. I remember when I first saw Lord Somerville adopt this fashion, I thought
+ there was fancy in it; but experience <span class="pagenum"><a id="page142"
+ name="page142"></a>[pg 142]</span> soon proved to me how accomplished a salmon-fisher
+ was my excellent and lamented friend, and I adopted the lesson he taught me, and with
+ good results, in all bright waters.</p>
+
+ <h4><i>Hooks.</i></h4>
+
+ <p><i>Hal</i>&mdash;I never use any hooks for salmon-fishing, except those which I am
+ sure have been made by O'Shaughnessy, of Limerick; for even the hooks made in Dublin,
+ though they seldom break, yet they now and then bend; and the English hooks made of
+ cast steel in imitation of Irish ones are the worst of all. <i>There</i> is a fly
+ nearly of the same colour as that which is destroyed; and I can tell you that I saw
+ it made at Limerick by O'Shaughnessy himself, and tied on one of his own hooks.
+ Should you catch with it a fish even of 30 lbs., I will answer for its strength and
+ temper; it will neither break nor bend.&mdash;We should have such hooks in England,
+ but the object of the fishing-tackle makers is to obtain them cheap, and most of
+ their hooks are made to sell, and good hooks cannot be sold but at a good
+ price.&mdash;The early Fellows of the Royal Society, who attended to all the useful
+ and common arts, even improved fish-hooks; and Prince Rupert, an active member of
+ that illustrious body, taught the art of tempering hooks to a person of the name of
+ Kirby, under whose name, for more than a century, very good hooks were sold.</p>
+
+ <h4><i>Variety in Trout.</i></h4>
+
+ <p><i>Phys.</i>&mdash;Tell us why they are so different from the river-trout, or why
+ there should be two species or varieties in the same water.&mdash;<i>Hal.</i> Your
+ question is a difficult one, and it has already been referred to in a former
+ conversation; but I shall repeat what I stated before, that qualities occasioned by
+ food, peculiarities of water, &amp;c. are transmitted to the offspring, and produce
+ varieties which retain their characters as long as they are exposed to the same
+ circumstances, and only slowly lose them. Plenty of good food gives a silvery colour
+ and round form to fish, and the offspring retain these characters. Feeding on
+ shell-fish thickens the stomach, and in many generations, probably, the gillaroo
+ trout becomes so distinct a variety, as to render it doubtful if it be not a distinct
+ species. Even these smallest salmon trout have green backs, <i>only</i> black spots,
+ and silvery bellies; from which it is evident that they are the offspring of lake
+ trout, or <i>lachs forelle</i>, as it is called by the Germans; whilst the river
+ trout, even when 4 or 5 lbs., as we see in one of these fish, though in excellent
+ season, have red spots.</p>
+
+ <h4><i>Char.</i></h4>
+
+ <p><i>Phys.</i> The char<a id="footnotetag4" name="footnotetag4"></a><a
+ href="#footnote4"><sup>4</sup></a> is a most beautiful and excellent fish, and is, of
+ course, a fish of prey. Is he not an object of sport to the angler?&mdash;<i>Hal.</i>
+ They generally haunt deep, cool lakes, and are seldom found at the surface till late
+ in the autumn. When they are at the surface they will, however, take either fly or
+ minnow. I have known some caught in both these ways; and have myself taken a char,
+ even in summer, in one of those beautiful, small, deep lakes in the Upper Tyrol, near
+ Nazereit; but it was where a cool stream entered from the mountain; and the fish did
+ not rise, but swallowed the artificial fly under water. I have fished for them in
+ many lakes, without success, both in England and Scotland, and also amongst the Alps;
+ and I am told the only sure way of taking them is by sinking a line with a bullet,
+ and a hook having a live minnow attached to it, in the deep water which they usually
+ haunt; and in this way, likewise, I have no doubt the <i>umbla</i>, or <i>ombre
+ chevalier</i>, might be taken.</p>
+
+ <h4><i>Naturalization of Fish.</i></h4>
+
+ <p><i>Hal.</i> At Lintz, on the Danube, I could have given you a fish dinner of a
+ different description, which you might have liked as a variety. The four kinds of
+ perch, the <i>spiegil carpfen</i>, and the <i>siluris glanis</i>; all good fish, and
+ which I am sorry we have not in England, where I doubt not they might be easily
+ naturalized, and where they would form an admirable addition to the table in inland
+ counties. Since England has become Protestant, the cultivation of fresh water fish
+ has been much neglected. The <i>burbot</i>, or <i>lotte</i>, which already exists in
+ some of the streams tributary to the Trent, and which is a most admirable fish, might
+ be diffused without much difficulty; and nothing could be more easy than to
+ naturalize the <i>spiegil carpfen</i> and <i>siluris</i>; and I see no reason why the
+ <i>perca lucio perca</i> and <i>zingil</i> should not succeed in some of our clear
+ lakes and ponds, which abound in coarse fish. The new Zoological Society, I hope,
+ will attempt something of this kind; and it will be a better object than introducing
+ birds and beasts of prey&mdash;though I have no objection to any sources of rational
+ amusement or philosophical curiosity.</p>
+
+ <h4><i>Conveying Fish.</i></h4>
+
+ <p><i>Phys.</i>&mdash;In Austria, the art of carrying and keeping fish is better
+ understood than in England. Every inn has a box containing grayling, trout, carp, or
+ char, into which water from a spring runs; and no <span class="pagenum"><a
+ id="page143" name="page143"></a>[pg 143]</span> one thinks of carrying or sending
+ <i>dead</i> fish for a dinner. A fish-barrel full of cool water, which is replenished
+ at every fresh source amongst these mountains, is carried on the shoulders of the
+ fisherman. And the fish, when confined in wells, are fed with bullock's liver, cut
+ into fine pieces, so that they are often in better season in the tank or stew than
+ when they were taken. I have seen trout, grayling, and char even, feed voraciously,
+ and take their food almost from the hand. These methods of carrying and preserving
+ fish have, I believe, been adopted from the monastic establishments. At Admondt, in
+ Styria, attached to the magnificent monastery of that name, are abundant ponds and
+ reservoirs for every species of fresh water fish; and the char, grayling, and trout
+ are preserved in different waters&mdash; covered, enclosed, and under lock and
+ key.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.</h2>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>PAROCHIAL HISTORIES.</h3>
+
+ <p>We wonder why clergymen do not oftener write accounts of their parishes; not mere
+ statistical accounts, though these are most valuable, as witness the contributions of
+ the Scottish Clergy to the truly patriotic Sir John Sinclair's work; but accounts
+ comprehending every thing interesting to all human beings, whatever be their
+ political or religious creed. A description of a church that has principally ceased
+ to exist, is in general very, very, very dry; inscriptions on tombstones, without
+ comment, or moral, are hard reading; an old pan dug up among rubbish proves a sore
+ affliction in the hands of the antiquary, and twenty pages quarto, with plates, about
+ a rusty spur without a rowel, is, in our humble opinion, an abuse of the art of
+ printing. But how easy&mdash;how pleasant, to mix up together all sorts of
+ information in due proportions into one whole, in the shape of an
+ octavo&mdash;epitomizing every kind of history belonging to the parish, from peer's
+ palace to peasant's hut! What are clergymen perpetually about? Not always preaching
+ and praying; or marrying, christening, and burying people. They ought to tell us all
+ about it; to moralize, to poetize, to philosophize; to paint the manners living as
+ they rise, or dead as they fall; to take Time by the forelock, and measure the marks
+ of his footsteps; to show us the smoke curling up from embowered chimneys; or, since
+ woods must go down, to record the conquests of the biting axe; to celebrate the
+ raising of every considerable roof-tree, to lament all dilapidations and crumbling
+ away of ivied walls; to inform us how many fathoms deep is the lake with its abbeyed
+ island&mdash;why the pool below the aged bridge gets shallower and shallower every
+ year, so that it can no more shelter a salmon&mdash;what are the sports, and games,
+ and pastimes of the parishioners&mdash;what books they read, if any&mdash;if the
+ punishment of the stocks be obsolete&mdash;or the stang&mdash;or the jougs&mdash;if
+ the bowels of the people yearn after strange doctrine&mdash;if the parish has
+ produced any good or great murderer, incendiary, or other criminal. In short, why
+ might not the history of each of the twenty or thirty thousand parishes of Great
+ Britain&mdash;we speak at random&mdash;be each a history of human nature, at once
+ entertaining and instructive? How infinitely better such books than pamphlets on
+ political economy, for example, now encumbering the whole land! Nay, even than single
+ sermons, or bundles of sermons, all like so many sticks&mdash;strong when tied all
+ together, but when taken separately, weak and frush. We have no great opinion of
+ county histories in general, though we believe there are some goodish ones, from
+ which we purpose, ere long, to construct some superior articles. A county history, to
+ be worth much, should run from sixty to six hundred volumes. No library could well
+ stand that for many years. But a judicious selection might be made from the thirty
+ thousand parish histories&mdash;that would afford charming reading to the largest
+ family during the longest nights&mdash;in the intervals between the Scotch Novels.
+ Form the circle round the fire&mdash;when winter crimps and freezes&mdash;or round
+ the open bow-window, now that summer roasts and broils, and get her whose voice is
+ like a silver bell to read it up, right on from beginning to end, only skipping a few
+ lists of names now and then, and we pledge our credit on the prediction, that you
+ will be delighted as on a summer ramble, now in sunlight and now in moonlight, over
+ hill and dale, adorned with towers, turrets, pinnacles of halls and churches, and the
+ low roofs,&mdash;blue or brown, slated or strawed.&mdash;</p>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>"Of huts where poor men lie!"</p>
+
+ <p class="i10"><i>Blackwood's Magazine.</i></p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <h2>THE GATHERER.</h2>
+
+ <center>
+ "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."
+ </center>
+
+ <center>
+ SHAKSPEARE.
+ </center>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>IAMBICS.</h3>
+ Iambe was a servant-maid of Metanira, wife of Celeus, king of Eleusis, who tried to
+ exhilarate Ceres when she travelled over Attica in quest of her daughter <span
+ class="pagenum"><a id="page144" name="page144"></a>[pg 144]</span> Proserpine. From
+ the jokes and stories which she made use of, free and satirical verses have been
+ called <i>iambics</i>.&mdash;<i>Apollod</i>, i.<i>c</i>. 5. HALBERT.<br />
+ <br />
+
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>BISHOP AND NEGUS.</h3>
+
+ <p>Two dustmen were lately disputing the difference between <i>bishop</i> and
+ <i>negus</i>. "Don't you know?" said one of them; "I vonders at your ignorance&mdash;
+ vy bishop is made all vine vithout no vater vatsomever; vereas negus is made with
+ vine and vater mixed&mdash;that's the difference, to be sure."</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>POLITE EVIDENCE.</h3>
+
+ <p>At the Wells assizes, the other day, a butcher's wife, in giving her evidence,
+ repeatedly turned towards the prisoner at the bar, and designated him as "that
+ gentleman!" The judge at last lost all patience, and exclaimed, "Old woman, you are
+ become quite offensive." This exemplifies Steele's speaking of "sin as a fine
+ gentleman."</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <p>Baron Garrow lately observed at Monmouth, that a respected friend of his, in the
+ city of London, would sign his name on the outside of letters, in such a way as to
+ defy the skill of every man in the court, even if assisted by the greater sagacity of
+ the other sex, in finding out what his signature could possibly be meant for. The
+ post-offices indeed, knew that a certain number of straight strokes, up and down,
+ meant W. Curtis; but probably that was not because they could read the signature, but
+ because nothing else at all like it ever came there.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <p>Dr. Solo, on hearing of the glorious victory obtained by Bolivar, was determined
+ that every bird and beast that he possessed should get drunk on this glorious
+ occasion. For this purpose he gave the horses, cows, pigs, and poultry and birds as
+ much juice of the sugar-cane as they could drink; and it was very amusing to see the
+ pigs jump about in the most frolicsome manner.&mdash;<i>Hutchinson's Travels in
+ Colombia.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>BELL ROCK LIGHT-HOUSE.</h3>
+
+ <p>In the <i>Album</i> at the Bell Rock Light-House are the following lines by Sir
+ Walter Scott:&mdash;</p>
+
+ <h4><i>Pharos Loquitur.</i></h4>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Far in the bosom of the deep,</p>
+
+ <p>O'er these wild shelves my watch I keep;</p>
+
+ <p>A ruddy gem of changeful light,</p>
+
+ <p>Bound on the dusky brow of night;</p>
+
+ <p>The seaman bids my lustre hail,</p>
+
+ <p>And scorns to strike his timorous sail.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <p>WALTER SCOTT.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>NEWSPAPER WONDERS.</h3>
+
+ <p>Flights of wild ducks and geese, in numbers <i>sufficiently multitudinous to
+ darken the air</i>, have already migrated to the moors&mdash;a circumstance scarcely
+ existing in the memory of the oldest inhabitant at this period of the
+ year.&mdash;<i>Hereford Journal.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <p>A countryman, who was cutting wood near the falls of Niagara, on the 10th of July,
+ was attacked by a rattle-snake; in his terror he leaped across a tremendous gulf,
+ sixty-seven feet wide, and escaped unhurt!&mdash;<i>Charleston Paper.</i></p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <p>The <i>Weedsport Advertiser</i> (an American Journal) relates an incident which
+ had just occurred in the town of Cato, Cross Lake. A young man named Stockwell, son
+ of a widow woman of that name, living in the town, after repeated threats to kill a
+ favourite cat belonging to the house, in order to vex his mother, at length undertook
+ to carry them into execution. In the morning he took the cat and started with her
+ into the woods, telling his youngest sister that he was going to destroy her. They
+ were absent until the afternoon, when the cat came home, <i>apparently looking</i> as
+ though she had been in the water. The next morning the young man's clothes were seen
+ on the bank of Cross Lake, and in the water was found his body, the face and shoulder
+ dreadfully scratched, evidently by the cat in struggling, so that little doubt
+ existed that he was drowned in attempting to destroy puss. All speculation on the
+ matter, however, was set at rest on the body being brought home, for the cat flew at
+ the corpse, and could with difficulty be kept off.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <h3>IMPROMPTU ON RELIEVING A BEGGAR.</h3>
+
+ <h4><i>(For the Mirror.)</i></h4>
+
+ <div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <p>Take this, old man, thy looks bespeak thy need,</p>
+
+ <p class="i2">And pity never questions want and woe;</p>
+ A bright-hair'd angel registers the deed<br />
+ <br />
+
+ <p class="i2">In heaven&mdash;the meed of charity below!</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+
+ <p>H.M.L.</p>
+ <hr />
+
+ <p>Rosamond's Labyrinth&mdash;We shall feel obliged by a call from the gentleman who
+ favoured us with the original of this engraving; or, if more convenient, by a note
+ enclosing his address.</p>
+ <hr class="full" />
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote1" name="footnote1"></a><b>Footnote 1</b>: <a
+ href="#footnotetag1">(return)</a><br />
+ This is a boundary stone which marks the extent of the jurisdiction possessed by
+ the City of London over the western part of the River Thames. It stands on the
+ margin of the river, in the vicinity of Staines church, and bears the date of 1280.
+ On a moulding round the upper part is inscribed "GOD preserve the City of London,
+ A.D. 1280."
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote2" name="footnote2"></a><b>Footnote 2</b>: <a
+ href="#footnotetag2">(return)</a><br />
+ George II. used to say when riding through Brentford, with his heavy guards, "I do
+ like dis place, 'tis so like Yarmany."
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote3" name="footnote3"></a><b>Footnote 3</b>: <a
+ href="#footnotetag3">(return)</a><br />
+ After the Great Fire, many Londoners resided here in huts.
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <blockquote class="footnote">
+ <a id="footnote4" name="footnote4"></a><b>Footnote 4</b>: <a
+ href="#footnotetag4">(return)</a><br />
+ <i>Sabling</i> of the Germans.
+ </blockquote>
+ <hr class="full" />
+
+ <p><i>Printed and Published by J. LIMBIRD, 143, Strand, (near Somerset-House). London:
+ Sold by ERNEST FLEISCHER, 626, New Market, Leipsic; and by all Newsmen and
+ Booksellers.</i></p>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and
+Instruction, by Various
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction,
+ Volume 12, No. 329, Saturday, August 30, 1828
+
+Author: Various
+
+Release Date: February 29, 2004 [EBook #11370]
+
+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MIRROR OF LITERATURE, NO. 329 ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Jonathan Ingram, Allen Siddle and the Online Distributed
+Proofreading Team.
+
+
+
+
+
+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+NO. 329.] SATURDAY, AUGUST 30, 1828. [PRICE 2d.
+
+
+
+
+NEW CHURCH, BUILDING AT STAINES.
+
+[Illustration: NEW CHURCH, BUILDING AT STAINES.]
+
+
+Who has journeyed on the Exeter road without noticing the town of STAINES,
+with its host of antiquarian associations--as the _Stana_ (Saxon) or
+London Stone,[1] its ancient bridge, for the repair of which three oaks
+out of Windsor Forest were granted by the crown in the year 1262, besides
+_pontage_ or temporary tolls previous to the year 1600.--Dr. Stukeley's
+conjectures respecting the _Via Trinobantica_ passing here--and the _old_
+parish church, the situation of which appeared to denote the site of the
+more ancient town of Staines. It is here too, that the tourist begins to
+imagine himself _in rure_, after he has been whirled through the brick and
+mortar avenues of _Kensington_, and _Hammersmith_, and the unsightly
+lane-street of _Brentford_,[2] with all its cockney reminiscences of
+equestrianism and election squabbles; _Hounslow_ and its by-gone days of
+highway notoriety and powder-mill and posting celebrity, and _Bedfont_,
+with its yew trees tortured into peacock shapes, and the date 1704. Then,
+who does not recollect and venerate the convivial celebrity of this route,
+its luxurious inns, and their "thrones of human felicity;" along which
+Quin, Dr. Johnson or Shenstone could scarcely have accomplished a stage a
+day!
+
+In our days, hundreds of London tourists breakfast at the _Bush_, although,
+after sixteen miles' ride, their appetites do not require this stimulant
+any more than do the glories of the _Bush_ cellars after dinner.
+
+But we must pass on to the church. The _old_ building was in the Gothic or
+pointed style, with lancet windows, &c., but much disfigured by
+churchwardens' repairs, although the great Inigo Jones is said to have
+built its square, brick tower. At length, a considerable portion of this
+ancient structure fell in one Sunday morning, during the service, but, as
+the newspapers say, "fortunately no lives were lost." The inhabitants then
+resolved to rebuild nearly the whole, and the design of Mr. J.B. Watson
+was adopted. The foundation stone was laid March 31, in the present year,
+and the building is to be completed by Christmas next. The church is
+intended to contain 1,100 persons. The length of the interior, 65 feet;
+width, 47 feet; height to ceiling, 25 feet. The chancel is to be rebuilt
+at the expense of the impropriators. The lower part of Inigo Jones's tower
+is to remain, and the whole is to be raised 23 feet. These repairs, with
+the enclosure of the churchyard, will not exceed 4,000_l_.; and the
+progress of the undertaking is highly creditable to the taste and
+execution of all the parties concerned.
+
+As one act of public spirit generally leads to another, the erection of a
+new stone bridge is projected at Staines; it is to be nearer the church
+than the present bridge, and will afford a better view of the new
+structure. An elegant stone bridge was erected here in 1796, but two of
+the piers sinking, the bridge was taken down, and an iron one substituted;
+this failed, and has since been supported by wooden piles and frame-work.
+
+
+[1] This is a boundary stone which marks the extent of the jurisdiction
+ possessed by the City of London over the western part of the River
+ Thames. It stands on the margin of the river, in the vicinity of
+ Staines church, and bears the date of 1280. On a moulding round the
+ upper part is inscribed "GOD preserve the City of London, A.D. 1280."
+
+[2] George II. used to say when riding through Brentford, with his heavy
+ guards, "I do like dis place, 'tis so like Yarmany."
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE SPECTRE'S VOYAGE.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+ "There is a part of the river Wye, between the city of Hereford and
+ the town of Moss, which was distinguished and well known for upwards
+ of two centuries, by the appellation of the Spectre's Voyage; across
+ which, so long as it retained that name, neither entreaty nor
+ remuneration could induce any boatman to convey passengers after a
+ certain hour of the night. The superstitious ideas current amongst the
+ lower orders of people were, that on every evening about the hour of
+ eight, a beautiful female figure was seen in a small vessel, sailing
+ from Hereford to Northrigg, (a small village about three miles
+ distant,) with the utmost rapidity, against wind and tide, or even in
+ a dead calm--landed at the little village, returned, and vanished,
+ when arrived at a certain part of the river, where the current is
+ remarkably strong, about half a mile from the city of Hereford."
+
+ --_Neele's Romance of History._ See MIRROR, vol. x, page 352.
+
+
+ Bright shines the silver queen of night,
+ Upon fair Wye's soft stream;
+ Which throws a ray of heavenly light
+ Reflected from her beam.
+ Yet this smooth water, wide and clear,
+ This scene of sweet repose;
+ Erst filled the villagers with fear
+ As ancient story goes.
+
+ 'Tis told us that in dead of night,
+ (In days of yore long past)
+ A skiff was seen compact and light,
+ With sail, and oars, and mast.
+ And in it sat the spectral form,
+ Of a most beauteous maid;
+ Who heeded neither wind nor storm,
+ As she this voyage made.
+
+ Nor heeded she the pelting rain,
+ Nor winter's blinding snows;
+ But to the destin'd spot amain,
+ The scudding vessel goes;
+ Or if so calm, the placid Wye,
+ No wave was on its face,
+ Yet onward did that light bark fly
+ To reach the fated place.
+
+ When on the deck she was espied,
+ Each trembled to behold;
+ As on she sail'd 'gainst wind and tide,
+ ('Tis scarce believ'd when told)
+ Then sail and oar were both applied,
+ And swift the vessel flew;
+ But where the man--who could abide
+ That vessel to pursue?
+
+ Ah! who could dare approach the spot
+ Where Isabel did steer?
+ That mariner existeth not,
+ But did that phantom fear.
+ Or where's the man whose courage bold,
+ Could lend him strength one hour,
+ To gaze upon that form so cold,
+ Or place him in her power.
+
+ And when the spectral sail was spread,
+ That flutter'd to and fro;
+ The hair would bristle on each head,
+ Which awful fear did show.
+ And when the moon-beam seem'd to kiss,
+ That dreaded maiden's brow;
+ Something each knew would go amiss,
+ Nor judg'd such wrong, I trow.
+
+ For tho' the form was wond'rous fair,
+ 'Twas terrible to view;
+ And to avoid it was the care
+ Of every vessel's crew.
+ Full many a dismal tale was told,
+ Of that fam'd spectre ship;
+ And none were ever known so bold
+ To watch this nightly trip.
+
+ Why did that troubled shade proceed
+ Along that watery way?
+ Or what the purpose, or the deed,
+ Which caus'd her thus to stray?
+ For good, or bad, did Isabel,
+ Forsake her dreary grave?
+ Or was't because she lov'd to sail
+ On Wye's pellucid wave?
+
+ The spectre came to meet her dear,
+ Lord Hugh--the young and brave;
+ When dreadful tidings met her ear,
+ "He'd found a traitor's grave."
+ When second Edward rul'd this land,
+ (A wretched prince was he,)
+ Of favourites he'd a numerous band,
+ As worthless as could be.
+
+ Two noblemen amongst this set
+ Were hated above all;
+ And many were the lords who met,
+ To work the Spencer's fall.
+ Success attends these foe-men's strife,
+ Lord Hugh is doom'd to die;
+ And in his happiest hours of life,
+ That precious life did fly.
+
+ His manly form did never more,
+ Bless Isabel's fond eyes;
+ With him--the joys of life were o'er,
+ For him--the maiden dies.
+ Yet still the spirit fondly clings,
+ To what in life has been,
+ Thus Isabel, it nightly brings
+ To this beloved scene.
+
+ But when her feet have touch'd the ground,
+ With silent, noiseless tread;
+ No tender lover there is found,
+ He's number'd with the dead.
+ No more of love the tender strain,
+ Falls on her list'ning ear,
+ In life--her joy, was turn'd to pain,
+ Her hope--gave place to fear.
+
+ 'Tis then, that dread laments they hear,
+ Who pass by night that way;
+ Which the scar'd traveller, so clear,
+ Hears till returning day;
+ When re-embarks sad Isabel,
+ That spectre shade so fair;
+ Then dashing in the water's swell,
+ She vanishes in air.
+
+ No trace remains in Sol's bright ray,
+ Of boat or awful spright;
+ For grief--or guilt conceived by day,
+ Conspicuous is at night.
+ Thus Isabel's unearthly woe,
+ Remain'd for many years;
+ But as our superstitions go,
+ So go unfounded fears
+
+CAROLINE MAXWELL.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+HARVEST HOME.
+
+_(To the Editor of the Mirror.)_
+
+
+Sir,--Wishing to add to your numerous accounts of our local customs, I
+send you a description of the manner of celebrating harvest home in
+Westmoreland.
+
+The farmers of Appleby, Kirby, Thore, and many of the neighbouring and low
+towns thereabout, devote the last day of the harvest to mirth and
+festivity. The men generally endeavour to get the corn all in pretty early
+in the day; and at the last cart-load the horses are decked by the men
+with ears of corn and flowers and ribands; and then the lasses' straw-
+bonnets, who, in return, perform the same compliments on them. Thus they
+move on through the lanes and roads, till they reach the farm-yard,
+shouting, "Harvest Home," and singing songs in their way. When they reach
+the farm-yard, they set up an exulting shout, and ale is distributed to
+them by their master. About nine o'clock, a supper is prepared for them in
+their master's house. A wheat-sheaf is brought, and placed in the middle of
+the room, decorated with ribands and flowers, and corn is hung in various
+parts of the room. The supper mostly consists of some good old English
+dish, (of which there is plenty,) and the jolly farmer presides at the
+head of the table. After the cloth is cleared, liquor in abundance is
+brought forward, and the "president" sings, (not a _Non Nobis Domine_,)
+but a good, true, mirth-stirring song, and then the _fun_ commences;
+singing and dancing alternately occupy the evening, and the bottle
+circulates speedily, and the festival generally breaks up about midnight.
+
+Thus, Mr. Editor, is harvest home spent in that county, and I send you the
+only account I can furnish of the harvest merriments, hoping some of your
+correspondents will add to my little mite.
+
+W.H.H.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+STANZAS TO, AND IN ILLUSTRATION OF, A LANDSCAPE BY CLAUDE.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+ Young land of beauty, and divine repose!
+ Art thou a dream? a vision from on high
+ Unveiling Paradise? uncurt'ning those
+ Supernal glories, Eden doth supply
+ To glad immortals? o'er thee, ev'ning glows,
+ Brilliant, as seraph's blush--pure as his breath--
+ Smiling an antidote to tears and death!
+
+ Young land of beauty! (fancy could not dwell
+ In lovelier, albeit her rainbow wings
+ Fold, but in fairy-spheres) a living well
+ Of sylvan joy art thou, whose thousand springs
+ Gush, sinless, gladness, peace ineffable,
+ And that luxuriousness of being, which
+ Mocks eloquence: warm, holy, ruby, rich.
+
+ Young land of beauty! 'neath thy sun-ting'd shades,
+ Beside thy lake, crystal in roseate light,
+ Enam'ring music breathes: there, raptur'd maids
+ In dances, with adoring youths unite;
+ There, magic voices sigh in song; and glades
+ With birds and blossoms, all but vital, seem
+ Entranc'd, like hermit in divinest dream!
+
+ Young land of beauty! art thou but a ray
+ Of intellect, emerg'd from one? and shrin'd,
+ That thine immortal light may dim the day,
+ Faint struggling thro' some lowlier, cloudier, mind:
+ Dream of the painter-poet! oh! we'll say,
+ Lur'd to ethereal musings by thy thrall,
+ Tho' dream in part, no dream art thou in all!
+
+M.L.B
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+MARCH OF "IMPROVEMENT."
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+An old Subscriber has sent us the following _questions_ on the improvement
+of the metropolis, which we insert as a castle-building _jeu d'esprit_
+rather than as a serious matter. They will, however, serve for the
+_committee of taste_ to crack after dinner, and give a zest for their
+_magna bona_.
+
+Ought not the new palace to have been built in the richest Gothic
+style, so as to have deviated in appearance from every other edifice
+in the metropolis; and to have been erected on the north bank of the
+Serpentine?--And, if the _dome_ of the present erection is not to be
+removed, cannot it be ornamented?--Or could not the pediment, fronting
+the park, be raised another story, so as to hide it (the dome) from
+that side?--Indeed, would not the palace be much improved by such an
+alteration? I think if it be left as it is, when the wings are raised
+to the height of the body of the palace, (though they are a wonderful
+improvement upon those first erected) the whole will have a very flat
+appearance.--Are not the statues of Neptune, &c., much too small, and
+the other ornaments, consisting of representations of warlike implements,
+&c., much too heavy to look well?
+
+Is not the Borough a very improper place for the king's, or any other,
+college?--Is it not the very mart of trade, and consequently ever noisy
+and in confusion?--And what a magnificent improvement would its erection
+near Westminster Abbey be to that ancient and very sumptuous pile. Could
+it not be erected from Tothill Street, and extend towards Storey's
+Gate?--And should it not be built in the Gothic style to correspond with
+the abbey? The seat of learning and wisdom is in that neighbourhood
+(Westminster School, Houses of Parliament, Courts of Justice, &c.);
+therefore it is the place best adapted for the erection of a college.
+Ought not also those disgraceful erections close to the abbey's western
+front, to be instantly removed?--And ought not the house of the dean, &c.
+to be also rebuilt in the Gothic style, and extend from Tothill Street
+towards St. John's church? I never see this abbey (the glory of London)
+without feeling utterly disgusted at the surrounding objects. The great
+tower, also, should be erected in the same style as the other two. But
+should not the council office, and Somerset House, be finished before
+other works are begun?--Should not the interior of the dome of St. Paul's
+be repainted and gilt, and the windows (particularly the three over the
+altar) be of stained glass?--And should not the railing on the top of the
+dome on the outside (which is much decayed) be replaced by railing made of
+the new metal lately invented, which imitates brass, and does not
+tarnish?--Would not the entrance for the public, from Piccadilly into St.
+James's Park, be much better two or three yards from the new royal archway,
+as it will be very likely to be injured by people passing so near it?
+
+Would not a Swiss cottage and a Chinese temple very materially improve the
+appearance of the islands in St. James's Park; and two or three vessels
+upon that water, and the Serpentine in Hyde Park, also add very much to
+the effect?--Would a tower, surrounded by a railing, as the monument, and
+surmounted by a statue of George III. (looking with surprise to see what
+his son had done), or Canning, or Byron, be a proper sort of monument as a
+tribute to their memories; and to be erected in the centre of the Regent's
+Park? Oh! what a prospect would its summit command! Would not
+magnificent baths for males and females, erected on either side of
+Waterloo Place, and to be supplied from the new fountain, be a great
+addition to the beauty and comfort of this great city.
+
+These additions, alterations, and improvements, ought to be made now; and
+I doubt not, in the course of time, all warehouses will be removed from
+the banks of the Thames, above Blackfriars' Bridge, and that streets will
+run by the waterside as at Dublin. Also the time will come when the houses
+round St. Paul's will be pulled down and rebuilt in the Grecian style of
+architecture to correspond with the cathedral (the wonder of England), and
+be re-erected at a much greater distance from it.
+
+I would also ask, "should not the chimney pots upon the palaces in Regent
+Street, &c. be of a slate colour?--Should not all tiles be painted of the
+same colour? (slate.)--Should not the names of streets be more
+particularly attended to?"
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+INTRODUCTION OF SILK INTO EUROPE.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+The frequency of open hostilities between the Emperor of Constantinople
+and the monarchs of Persia, together with the increasing rivalry of their
+subjects in the trade with India, gave rise to an event which produced a
+considerable change in the silk trade. As the use of that article, both in
+dress and furniture, became more general in the court of the Greek
+emperors, who imitated and surpassed the sovereigns of Asia in splendour
+and magnificence; and as China, in which, according to the concurring
+testimony of oriental writers, the culture of silk was originally known,
+_(Herlelot. Biblioth. Orient.)_, still continued to be the only country
+which produced that valuable commodity; the Persians improving the
+advantages which their situation gave them over the merchants from the
+Arabian Gulf, supplanted them in all the marts of India, to which silk was
+brought by sea from the east. Having it likewise in their power to molest
+or to cut off the caravans, which, in order to procure a supply for the
+Greek empire, travelled by land to China through the northern provinces of
+their kingdom, they entirely engrossed that branch of commerce.
+Constantinople was obliged to depend on the rival power for an article
+which luxury reserved and desired as essential to elegance. The Persians,
+with the usual rapacity of monopolists, raised the price of silk to such
+an exorbitant height, that the Emperor Justinian eager, not only to obtain
+a full and certain supply of a commodity which was become of indispensible
+use, but solicitous to deliver the commerce of his subjects from the
+exactions of his enemies, endeavoured, by means of his ally, the christian
+monarch of Abyssinia, to wrest some portion of the silk trade from the
+Persians. In this attempt he failed; but when he least expected it, he, by
+an unforeseen event, attained in some measure (A.D. 55.) the object which
+he had in view. Two Persian monks having been employed as missionaries to
+some christian churches which were established (as we are informed by
+Cosmas) in different parts of India, had penetrated into the country of
+the Seres, or China. There they observed the labours of the silk-worm, and
+became acquainted with all the arts of men in working up its productions
+into such a variety of elegant fabrics. The prospect of gain, or perhaps
+an indignant zeal excited by seeing this lucrative branch of commerce
+engrossed by unbelieving nations, prompted them to repair to
+Constantinople. There they explained to the emperor the origin of silk,
+as well as the various modes of preparing and manufacturing it--mysteries
+hitherto unknown, or very imperfectly understood in Europe, and encouraged
+by his liberal promises, they undertook to bring to the capital a
+sufficient number of those wonderful insects to whose labours man is so
+much indebted. This they accomplished by conveying the eggs of the
+silk-worm in a hollow cane. They were hatched by the heat of a dunghill;
+fed with the leaves of a wild mulberry-tree, and they multiplied and worked
+in the same manner as in those climates where they first became objects of
+human attention and care. Vast numbers of these insects were soon reared
+in different parts of Greece, particularly in the Peloponnesus. Sicily
+afterwards undertook to breed silk-worms with equal success, and was
+imitated from time to time in several towns of Italy. In all these places
+extensive manufactures were established and carried on with silk of
+domestic production. The demand for silk from the East diminished, of
+course. The subjects of the Greek emperors were no longer obliged to have
+recourse to their enemies, the Persians, for a supply of it; and a
+considerable change took place in the nature of the commercial intercourse
+between Europe and India.
+
+Before the introduction of the silk-worm into Europe, and as often as its
+production is mentioned by the Greek and Roman authors, they had not, for
+several centuries after the use of it became common, any certain knowledge
+either of the countries to which they were indebted for this favourite
+article of elegance, or the manner in which it was produced, By some, silk
+was supposed to be a fine down adhering to the leaves of trees or flowers;
+others imagined it to be a delicate species of wool or cotton; and even
+those who had learned that it was the work of an insect, show by their
+description that they had no distinct idea of the manner in which it was
+formed. A circumstance concerning the traffic of silk among the Romans
+merits observation. Contrary to what usually takes place in the operations
+of trade, the more general use of that commodity seems not to have
+increased the quantity imported in such proportion as to answer the
+growing demand for it; and the price of silk was not reduced during the
+course of 250 years from the time of its being first known in Rome. In the
+reign of Aurelian it still continued to be valued at its weight in gold.
+(See Robertson's _History of India_.)
+
+It is a singular circumstance in the history of silk, that, on account of
+its being an exertion of a worm, the Mahomedans consider it as an unclean
+dress, and it has been decided with the unanimous assent of all their
+doctors, that a person wearing a garment made entirely of silk cannot
+lawfully offer up the daily prayers enjoined by the Koran. _(Herbel. Bibl.
+Orient.)_ C.V.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+LADIES' FASHIONS.
+
+_(To the Editor of the Mirror.)_
+
+
+If you think the following observations conformable to the plan of your
+useful and entertaining publication, perhaps you may be induced to give
+them a place, or notice the subject I have in view, in some other way.
+
+Notwithstanding the host of publications periodically issuing from the
+press, independent of the incalculable list of newspapers and reviews; and
+though the rage for periodicals is so great, that a single event will give
+rise to one, yet there does not appear to me to be any thing like those
+works which used to amuse and instruct our great grandfathers. I mean the
+"Spectator," "Tatler," and others, whose influence extends to the present
+day, and which are continually affording pleasure to cultivated minds by
+the soundness of their doctrines, aided by the extensive knowledge of
+human nature that the authors display throughout. But as they are now
+become standard works, they are not so capable of "shooting folly as it
+flies," and being as it were aged in the service, can only have a proper
+effect when folly will stand still to listen to them; but as that is, in
+most instances, out of the question, we want something more active, or in
+other words, something new; and novelty being the order of the day,
+attention is thereby excited, and the follies and extravagances of the
+"age," may possibly have some advantageous pruning.
+
+Caricatures, whether exhibited in pantomimes or print shops, (though often
+got up for any other purpose than instruction) are not sufficient; they
+are too ridiculous, though sometimes not devoid of humour, instance the
+picture of a lady striving ineffectually to make a way through Temple Bar,
+but is prevented by the enormous size of her bonnet, which shows likewise
+that this extravagance in dress is not confined to the west end. But as
+these things are only laughed at, some other means ought to be adopted;
+and I should think myself extremely fortunate if I could be the humble
+means of inducing you, or your correspondents, to take the matter in hand.
+
+Certainly not the least to be deprecated are the "ladies' present dresses;"
+the extravagances of which are not confined to the head, but are exhibited
+also all down the arm (not unaptly likened to series of balloons) and are
+also, in most instances, by some unusual "bustling," equally absurd. I
+wonder what would be said by Mr. Addison, were he to witness the present
+fashions. He would certainly think that all the care he took to keep the
+fair sex in order was in vain; and though enormous head dresses were not
+in vogue in his time, he seems to have anticipated that they would be, by
+his recommending the perusal of his 98th paper of the "Spectator" to his
+female readers by way of prevention, but which, alas! has not been studied
+with the attention it merits. Probably the transcription of one passage
+will not be misapplied here:--
+
+He says, "I would desire the fair sex to consider how impossible it is for
+them to add any thing that can be ornamental to what is already the
+masterpiece of nature. The head has the most beautiful appearance, as well
+as the highest station, in a human figure. Nature has laid out all her art
+in beautifying the face; she has touched it with vermilion, planted in it
+a double row of ivory, made it the seat of smiles and blushes, lighted it
+up and enlivened it with the brightness of the eyes, hung it on each side
+with curious organs of sense, given it airs and graces that cannot be
+described, and surrounded it with such a flowing shade of hair as sets all
+its beauties in the most agreeable light. In short she seems to have
+designed the head as the cupola to the most glorious of her works; and
+when we load it with such a pile of supernumerary ornaments, we destroy
+the symmetry of the human figure, and foolishly contrive to call off the
+eye from great and real beauties to childish gew-gaws, ribbons, and
+bone-lace."
+
+Womankind, Mr. Editor, I do not believe, are naturally vain; but as they
+were made for us and for our comfort, it is natural that they should
+endeavour to gain our esteem; but they carry their endeavours too far; by
+straining to excite attention they overstep the mark, become vain and
+coquetish, one strives to outdo another, others say they must do as other
+women do, and they thus make themselves ridiculous unknowingly. It is
+really painful to see a woman of sense and education become a slave to the
+tyranny of fashion--and injuring both body and mind--and it is, I think,
+an insult to a man of understanding to endeavour to excite his attention
+by any such peculiarities.
+
+Having now generally stated the subject that I should wish to be taken up
+by abler hands than mine, I will conclude by recommending all your
+town-bred, and coquetish ladies to study and restudy a letter signed "Mary
+Home," in No. 254 of the excellent work before alluded to, "The Spectator."
+--H. M--._Great Surrey Street, Aug. 1828_.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+RETROSPECTIVE GLEANINGS
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+HISTORICAL ACCOUNT OF SMITHFIELD.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+Stowe, in his "Survey of London," 1633, says, "Then is Smithfield Pond,
+which of (old time) in records was called Horsepoole, for that men watered
+horses there, and was a great water. In the 6th of Henry V. a new building
+was made in the west part of Smithfield, betwixt the said poole and the
+river of Wels, or Turne-mill-brooke, in a place then called the Elms, for
+that there grew many elme-trees, and this had been the place of execution
+for offenders. Since the which time, the building there hath been so
+increased, that now remaineth not one tree growing. In the yeere 1357, the
+31st of Edward III., great and royall justs were then holden in Smithfield,
+there being present the kings of England, France, and Scotland, with many
+other nobles, and great estates of divers lands. In the yeere 1362, the
+36th of Edward III., on the first five daies of May, in Smithfield, were
+justs holden, the king and queene being present, with the most part of the
+chivalry of England and of France and of other nations; to which came
+Spaniards, Cyprians, and Armenians, knightly requesting ayde of the king
+of England against the Pagans, that invaded their confines. The 48th of
+Edward III., Dame Alice Perrers, or Pierce, (the king's concubine,) as
+lady of the Sunne, rode from the Tower of London through Cheape,
+accompanied of many lords and ladies, every lady leading a lord by his
+horse bridle, till they came into West Smithfield, and then began a great
+just, which endured seven daies after.--In the 14th of Richard II., royal
+justs and turnements were proclaimed to be done in Smithfield, to begin on
+Sunday next, after the feast of Saint Michael; many strangers came forth
+of other countries, namely, Valarian, Earle of St. Paul, that had married
+King Richard's sister, the Lady Maud Courtney; and William, the young
+Earle of Ostervant, son to Albert of Baviere, Earle of Holland and Henault.
+At the day appointed, there issued forth at the Tower, about the third
+houre of the day, 60 coursers, apparelled for the justs, upon every one an
+esquire of honour riding a soft pace; then came forth 60 ladies of honour,
+mounted upon palfraies, riding on the one side, richly apparelled, and
+every lady led a knight with a chain of gold; those knights, being on the
+king's party, had their armour and apparell garnished with white harts,
+and crownes of gold about the harts' neckes; and so they came riding
+through the streets of London to Smithfield, with a great number of
+trumpets, &c. The kinge and the queene, who were lodged in the bishop's
+palace of London, were come from thence, with many great estates, and
+placed in chambers, to see the justs. The ladies that led the knights were
+taken down from their palfraies, and went up to chambers prepared for them.
+Then alighted the esquires of honour from their coursers, and the knights
+in good order mounted upon them; and after their helmets were set on their
+heads, and being ready in all points, proclamation made by the heralds,
+the justs began, and many commendable courses were runne, to the great
+pleasure of the beholders. The justs continued many days with great
+feastings, as ye may reade in _Froisard_," &c. &c.
+
+Smithfield, says Pennant, "was also the spot on which accusations were
+decided by duel, derived from the Kamp-fight ordeal of the Saxons. I will
+only (says Mr. P.) mention an instance. It was when the unfortunate
+armourer entered into the lists, on account of a false accusation of
+treason, brought against him by his apprentice, in the reign of Henry VI.
+The friends of the defendant had so plied him with liquor, that he fell an
+easy conquest to his accuser. Shakspeare has worked this piece of history
+into a scene, in the second part of _Henry VI_., but has made the poor
+armourer confess his treasons in his dying moments; for in the time in
+which this custom prevailed, it never was even suspected but that guilt
+must have been the portion of the vanquished. When people of rank fought
+with sword and lance, plebeian combatants were only allowed a pole, armed
+with a heavy sand-bag, with which they were to decide their guilt or
+innocence. In Smithfield were also held our autos-de-fee; but to the
+credit of our English monarchs, none were ever known to attend the
+ceremony. Even Philip II. of Spain never honoured any, of the many which
+were celebrated by permission of his gentle queen, with his presence,
+notwithstanding he could behold the roasting of his own subjects with
+infinite self-applause and _sang-froid_. The stone marks the spot, in this
+area, on which those cruel exhibitions were executed. Here our martyr
+_Latimer_ preached patience to friar _Forest_, agonizing under the torture
+of a slow fire, for denying the king's supremacy; and to this place our
+martyr _Cranmer_ compelled the amiable _Edward_, by forcing his reluctant
+hand to the warrant, to send _Joan Bocher_, a silly woman, to the stake.
+Yet _Latimer_ never thought of his own conduct in his last moments; nor
+did _Cranmer_ thrust his hand into the fire for a real crime, but for one
+which was venial, through the frailty of human nature. Our gracious
+Elizabeth could likewise burn people for religion. Two Dutchmen,
+Anabaptists, suffered in this place in 1675, and died, as Holinshed sagely
+remarks, with "roring and crieing." But let me say, (says Pennant,) that
+this was the only instance we have of her exerting the blessed prerogative
+of the writ _De Haeretico comburendo_. Her highness preferred the halter;
+her sullen sister faggot and fire. Not that we will deny but Elizabeth
+made a very free use of the terrible act of her 27th year. One hundred and
+sixty-eight suffered in her reign, at London, York, in Lancashire, and
+several other parts of the kingdom, convicted of being priests, of
+harbouring priests, or of becoming converts. But still there is a balance
+of 109 against us in the article persecution, and that by the agonizing
+death of fire; for the smallest number estimated to have suffered under
+the savage Mary, amounts, in her short reign, to 277. The last person who
+suffered at the stake in England was Bartholomew Logatt, who was burnt
+here in 1611, as a blasphemous heretic, according to the sentence
+pronounced by John King, bishop of London. The bishop consigned him to the
+secular of our monarch James, who took care to give the sentence full
+effect. This place, as well as Tybourn, was called _The Elms_, and used
+for the execution of malefactors even before the year 1219. In the year
+1530, there was a most severe and singular punishment inflicted here on
+one John Roose, a cook, who had poisoned 17 persons of the Bishop of
+Rochester's family, two of whom died, and the rest never recovered their
+health. His design was against the pious prelate Fisher, who at that time
+resided at Rochesterplace, Lambeth. The villain was acquainted with the
+cook, and, coming into the bishop's kitchen, took an opportunity, while
+the cook's back was turned to fetch him some drink, to fling a great
+quantity of poison into the gruel, which was prepared for dinner for the
+bishop's family, and the poor of the parish. The good bishop escaped.
+Fortunately, he that day abstained from food. The humility and temperance
+of that good man are strongly marked in this relation, for he partook of
+the same ordinary food with the most wretched pauper. By a retrospective
+law, Roose was sentenced to be boiled to death, which was done accordingly.
+In Smithfield, the arch-rebel, Wat Tyler, met with, in 1381, the reward of
+his treason and insolence."
+
+Smithfield[1] is at present celebrated, and long since, for being the
+great market for cattle of all kinds, and likewise for being the place
+where Bartholomew fair is held, alias the _Cockneys' Saturnalia_, which
+was granted by Henry II. to the neighbouring priory.
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ [1] After the Great Fire, many Londoners resided here in huts.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE ANECDOTE GALLERY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+THE ANDALUSIAN ASS.
+
+
+A gay lieutenant of the Spanish Royal Guards, known by the name of Alonzo
+Beldia, became violently enamoured of the beautiful Carlotta Pena, the
+eldest daughter of a reputable gunsmith, whose humble habitation adjoined
+the vast cemetery of Valencia, and whom Beldia had casually seen at a
+public entertainment given in that good city.
+
+Alonzo was affable and extremely complaisant, though an egotist and
+somewhat loquacious; but nature had, nevertheless, bestowed upon him a
+prepossessing exterior with an enviable pair of jet black whiskers, and
+the most expressive eyes; he could sing a _tonadilla_ divinely; dance the
+_fandango_ with inimitable grace; and "strike the light guitar" with
+unparalleled mastery. He was, in truth, an accomplished man of pleasure,
+and by his gallantry he subdued the tender hearts of many fair daughters
+of Ferdinand's domains.
+
+On a dark night in the month of December, just as Alonzo had played one of
+his bewitching airs, with his wonted execution, and was engaged, in
+converse sweet, with the enraptured Carlotta, an extraordinary and
+seemingly supernatural noise suddenly proceeded from a distant part of the
+hallowed ground where Alonzo sacrificed at the shrine of love. Jesu Maria!
+exclaimed the terrified damsel, what, in the name of heaven, can it be?
+ere the silvery tones of her sweet voice had reached the ears of the
+petrified Alonzo, the "iron tongue" of the cathedral clock announced the
+hour of midnight, and the solemn intonation of its prodigious bell
+instilled new horrors into the confused minds of the affrighted lovers.
+The brave, the royal Alonzo heard not the voice of his enchanting dulcinea;
+he, poor fellow, with difficulty supported his trembling frame against an
+ancient _memento mori_, which reared its tristful crest within a whisper
+of the lattice of the lovely Carlotta. Large globules of transparent
+liquid adorned his pallid brow, and his convulsed knees sought each other
+with mechanical solicitude. It was a moment pregnant with the gravest
+misery to poor Alonzo; not a star was seen to enliven the murky night, and
+the wind whistled most lugubriously. He was in a state of insensibility,
+and would have fallen to the cold earth, but luckily for the valiant youth,
+the melodious voice of the enchanting girl again breathed the tenderest
+hopes for the safety of her adored Alonzo. He sprang upon his legs and
+drew a pistol from his girdle, which he discharged with unerring aim at
+the dreaded goblin. A horrible groan followed this murderous act, which
+was succeeded by a confused noise, and a solemn silence ensued! "It's
+vanished, Carlotta! I have hurried the intruding demon to the nether
+world!" exclaimed the valorous guardsman. "Heavens be praised," cried the
+superstitious girl, "but hasten, my love--quit this spot directly--my
+father has alarmed his people--away, away!"
+
+The worthy maker of guns approached the scene of carnage, accompanied by
+the inmates of his dwelling, with rueful countenances, illumined by tapers,
+when the cause of their disquietude was soon discovered. No apparition or
+sprite forsooth, but a full grown _donkey_ of the Andalusian breed, lay
+weltering in gore, yet warm with partial life! By timely liberality the
+valorous Alonzo escaped detection, though the heroic deed is still
+remembered in merry Valencia, and often cited as an instance of glorious
+(?) _chivalry_.
+
+GRADIVUS.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+IMPROVED SAFETY LAMP.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+Mr. Dillon has lately introduced to the notice of the scientific world, an
+improvement upon the _Safety Lamp_ of Sir Humphry Davy, which appears to
+us of sufficient interest for illustration in our columns. As the _Davy
+Lamp_ is too well known to need special description here, it will be
+merely necessary to allude to the principle of the invention, in order to
+point out Mr. Dillon's improvement.
+
+He maintains, in opposition to Sir Humphry Davy, that the Davy lamp acts
+by its heat and rarefaction, and not from Sir H. Davy's theory, that flame
+is cooled by a wire-gauze covering. He shows, by a simple experiment, that
+the Davy lamp is not safe in a current of hydrogen or carburetted hydrogen
+gas, and that many lives may have been lost from the confidence of miners
+in its perfect safety. A current of hydrogen or carburetted hydrogen gas
+steadily directed on the flame of the lamp from a bladder and stopcock,
+_by cooling the wire gauze_, brings the flame of the lamp through the
+gauze to the mouth of the stopcock, (even should there be six folds of
+gauze intervening.) He shows also, by immersing the lamp, when cold and
+newly lighted, into a jar of dense hydrogen or carburetted hydrogen gas,
+or an explosive mixture with atmospheric air, that explosion takes place
+inside and outside of the lamp; whereas, when the lamp has burnt
+sufficiently long to heat the wire gauze, no explosion takes place on the
+outside of the lamp. These experiments appear incontrovertible in support
+of his theory, which is, "_that the wire gauze is merely the rapid
+receiver and the retainer of heat, and that it is the caloric in its
+meshes which prevents the flame of the lamp from being fed by the oxygen
+of the atmosphere on the outside_."
+
+The experiments of Libri, showing that flame is inflected by metallic rods,
+and that "when two flames are made to approach each other, there is a
+mutual repulsion, although their proximity increases the temperature of
+each, instead of diminishing it," support Mr. Dillon's theory--the
+inflection being occasioned by the rarefaction of the air between the rod
+and the flame, the latter seeking for oxygen to support it in a denser
+medium, the two flames repelling each other for the same reason, and not
+from any mysterious and "repulsive effect of the wires of the gauze
+tissue." Mr. Dillon increases the heat of the lamp, and places on it a
+shield of talc to protect it from a current, and, upon his theory, the
+shafts or workings of iron and coal mines may be lighted with gas with
+perfect safety, protecting the flame with wire gauze and a circular shield
+of talc.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+EPITAPH ON A FRENCH SCOLD.
+
+ Ci git ma femme; ah! qu'il est bien
+ Pour son repos et pour le mien.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE SELECTOR; AND LITERARY NOTICES OF _NEW WORKS_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+PENELOPE, OR LOVE'S LABOUR LOST.
+
+
+This is one of the most deservedly attractive novels of the past season;
+and the good sense with which it abounds, ought to insure it extensive
+circulation. It has none of the affectation or presumptuousness of
+"fashionable" literature; but is at once a rational picture of that order
+of society to which its characters belong, and a just satire on the
+_superior_ vices of the wealthy and the great. The author is evidently no
+servile respecter of either of the latter classes, for which reason, his
+work is the more estimable, and is a picture of _real_ life, whereas
+fashion at best lends but a disguise, or artificial colouring to the
+actions of men, and thus renders them the less important to the world, and
+less to be depended on as scenes and portraitures of human character. The
+former will, however, stand as lasting records of the men and manners of
+the age in which they were drawn, whilst the latter, being in their own
+day but caricatures of life, will, in course of time, fade and lose their
+interest, and at length become levelled with the mere ephemera, or
+day-flies of literature. It is true that novel-writing has, within the last
+sixteen, or eighteen years, attained a much higher rank than it hitherto
+enjoyed; but it should be remembered that this superiority has not been
+grounded in mawkish records of the fashionable follies of high life, such
+as my Lord Duke, or my Lady Bab, might indite below stairs, for the
+amusement of those in the drawing-room; on the contrary, it was founded in
+portraits and pictures of human nature, strengthened by historical, or
+matter-of-fact interest, and stripped of the trickery of fancy and romance;
+whereas, the chronicles of fashion are little better than the vagaries of
+an eccentric few, who bear the same proportion to the general mass of
+society, that the princes, heroes, and statesmen of history do to the
+whole world. This is a fallacy of which thousands of Bath and Cheltenham
+novel-readers are not yet aware, and which the listless _Dangles_ of
+Brighton and Margate have yet to learn, ere they can hope to arrive at a
+correct estimate of human nature; but to such readers we cordially
+recommend _Penelope_ as the best corrective we can prescribe for the bile
+of fashionable prejudice, or the nausea arising from overstrained fiction,
+modified as it is to the romance of real life.
+
+_Penelope_ has, however, one of the failings common to fashionable novels.
+Its plot is weak and meagre--but it is still simple and natural, and has
+not borrowed any of those adventitious aids to which we have alluded above.
+It bears throughout an air of probability, untinctured by romance, and has
+the strong impress of truth and fidelity to nature. Sketchy and vivacious,
+always humorous and sometimes witty; it has many scenes and portraits,
+which in terseness and energy, will compare with any of its predecessors;
+and occasionally there are touches of genuine sentiment which seize on the
+sympathies of the reader with more than common effect. The incidents of
+the narrative do not present many opportunities for these displays of the
+writer's talent, and we cannot refrain from thinking that their more
+frequent introduction would have increased the success of the work--that
+is, if we may be allowed to judge from the specimens with which the author
+has here favoured us.
+
+But we are getting somewhat too critical, and consequently as much out of
+our element as modern aeronauts, who are no sooner in the air than they
+seem to think of their descent. We shall not, however, impair the pleasure
+of the reader by giving him a foretaste of the whole plot of _Penelope_;
+but we shall rather confine ourselves to a few portrait-specimens of
+characters, whose _drawing_ will, we hope, _attract_ the general reader;
+presuming, as we do, that its claims to his attention will be found to
+outweigh dozens of the scandalous chronicles of high fashion. We are not
+told whether the parties ate with silver or steel forks, or burned wax or
+tallow; but those characters must be indeed poorly drawn which do not
+enable the reader to satisfy himself about such trifles, allowing that he
+thinks them worth his study.
+
+An outline of the characters may not be unacceptable. The scene lies
+principally in the villages of Neverden and Smatterton; and between their
+rectors Dr. Greendale and Mr. Darnley, and their families; the Earl of
+Smatterton, of Smatterton Hall; Lord Spoonbill, his son; Sir George
+Aimwell, of Neverden Hall; _Penelope Primrose_, the heroine, who is placed
+by her father under the care of Dr. Greendale, whilst Mr. Primrose seeks
+to repair his fortune in the Indies; and Robert Darnley, Penelope's suitor,
+also for sometime in the Indies, who is thwarted in his views by Lord
+Spoonbill, and a creature named colonel Crop, &c.
+
+In the early part of the narrative, Dr. Greendale dies, and Penelope is
+removed from Smatterton to London, where she is to be brought out as a
+singer, under the patronage of the Countess of Smatterton, and Spoonbill
+is first struck with her charms, and resolves to frustrate his absent
+rival.
+
+The roguery of a postboy named Nick Muggins, who is employed by the noble
+suitor to intercept letters, and the aid of Crop, who acts as a sort of
+go-between, are put in requisition for this purpose; but the villany of the
+latter is finely defeated in his mistaking a silly, forward girl, Miss
+Glossop, for Penelope, and accordingly prevailing on her to elope with him
+to Lord Spoonbill's villa, where the blunder is soon discovered by his
+lordship, who in return is horsewhipped by the father of Miss Glossop;
+and Darnley and Penelope are eventually married.
+
+There are two or three adjuncts, as Peter Kipperson, a "march of intellect"
+man, Erpingham, one of Spoonbill's companions in debauchery, Ellen
+Fitzpatrick, one of his victims, Dr. Greendale's successor, Charles
+Pringle; and Zephaniah Pringle, a literary coxcomb of the first order.
+
+The portrait of Dr. Greendale is of high finish--full of the truth and
+amiability of the Christian character--one who regarded the false
+distinctions of society in their proper light, and knew how to set a right
+value upon the influence of good example, and who was "loved and respected
+for the steadiness and respectability of his character; for the integrity,
+purity, simplicity, and sincerity of his life." At the same time, the
+doctor is finely contrasted with his wife, who possessed the common
+failing of paying homage to her illustrious neighbours to obtain their
+notice and patronage, and who felt flattered by a collateral branch of the
+Smattertons accepting an invitation to her table. Of the _heroine_, we
+quote the author's outline:--
+
+_Penelope Primrose_ exceeded the middle stature, that her dark blue eyes
+were shaded by a deep and graceful fringe, that her complexion was
+somewhat too pale for beauty, but that its paleness was not perceptible as
+a defect whenever a smile illumined her countenance, and developed the
+dimples that lurked in her cheek and underlip. Her features were regular,
+her gait exceedingly graceful, and her voice musical in the highest degree.
+Seldom, indeed, would she indulge in the pleasure of vocal music, but when
+she did, as was sometimes the case to please the Countess of Smatterton,
+her ladyship, who was a most excellent judge, used invariably to pronounce
+Miss Primrose as the finest and purest singer that she had ever heard.
+
+The character of Lord Spoonbill is struck out with singular felicity and
+spirit:--
+
+Lord Spoonbill was not one of those careless young men who lose at the
+university what they have gained at school; one reason was, that he had
+little or nothing to lose; nor was his lordship one of those foolish
+people who go to a university and study hard to acquire languages which
+they never use, and sciences which they never apply in after-life. His
+lordship had sense enough to conclude that, as the nobility do not talk
+Greek, he had no occasion to learn it; and as hereditary legislators have
+nothing to do with the exact sciences, it would be a piece of idle
+impertinence in him to study mathematics. But his lordship had heard that
+hereditary legislators did occasionally indulge in other pursuits, and for
+those pursuits he took especial care to qualify himself. In his lordship's
+cranium, the organ of exclusiveness was strongly developed. We do not mean
+that his head was so constructed internally, as to exclude all useful
+furniture, but that he had a strong sense of the grandeur of nobility and
+the inseparable dignity which attaches itself to the privileged orders.
+The only instances in which he condescended to persons in inferior rank,
+were when he was engaged at the race-course at Newmarket, or when he found
+that condescension might enable him to fleece some play-loving plebeian,
+or when affairs of gallantry were concerned. In these matters no one could
+be more condescending than Lord Spoonbill. We should leave but an
+imperfect impression on the minds of our readers if we should omit to
+speak of his lordship's outward and visible form. This was an essential
+part of himself which he never neglected or forgot; and it should not be
+neglected or forgotten by his historian. He was tall and slender, his face
+was long, pale and thin, his forehead was narrow, his eyes large and dull,
+his nose aquiline, his mouth wide, his teeth beautifully white and well
+formed, and displayed far more liberally than many exhibitions in the
+metropolis which are only "open from ten till dusk." His lips were thin,
+but his whiskers were tremendously thick. Of his person he was naturally
+and justly proud. Who ever possessed such a person and was not proud of it?
+
+_Colonel Crop_ was only Colonel Crop; he enjoyed the rank of colonel, and
+that was all the rank that he could boast; he was tolerated at the castle;
+he dined occasionally with his lordship; and occasionally partook of the
+pleasure of shooting the birds which were cultivated on his lordship's
+estate. In town, he patronised the countess' routs, and in the country he
+was a companion for the earl, when not otherwise engaged. He was proud of
+the earl's acquaintance, though he was not weak enough to suppose that he
+was more than tolerated. The haughtiest of the great do sometimes pick up
+such acquaintances as Colonel Crop, and they cannot easily get rid of them.
+
+We must pass over Peter Kipperson, an excellent whole-length portrait of a
+man who makes a noise in these marching times, and show in _Sir George
+Aimwell_, of Neverden Hall, Bart., who was descended from a long line of
+illustrious ancestry, and was a wholesale poulterer, and one of the great
+unpaid. Not that we mean by this expression to insinuate that the retail
+poulterers did not pay him for what they had: we merely mean to say, that
+the preserve-worshiping, springgun-setting, poacher-committing baronet
+administered justice for nothing; and with reverence be it spoken, that
+was quite as much as it was worth. The worthy baronet was a most active
+magistrate, peculiarly acute in matters of summary conviction; and
+thinking it a great pity that any rogue should escape, or that any accused,
+but honest man, should lose an opportunity of clearing his character by
+means of a jury of his fellow-countrymen, he never failed to commit all
+that were brought before him.
+
+Sir George professed Whig politics; these were hereditary in his family,
+but by no means constitutional in him as an individual. Therefore he
+passed for a very moderate Whig; for one who would not clog the wheels of
+government. In short, he was no more a Whig than a game preserver ought to
+be; and that, as our readers know, is not much. He took especial pains to
+keep the parish clear of vagrants and paupers; and by his great activity
+he kept down the poor-rates to a moderate sum. Sir George, though a
+professed Whig, was not very partial to the education of the lower orders,
+and he always expressed himself well pleased when he met with a country
+booby who could neither read nor write. For this reason Nick Muggins, the
+postboy, was a great favourite with him. Our worthy baronet could not see
+the use of reading, and he thought it a great piece of affectation for
+country gentlemen to have libraries. His own books, for he had a few, were
+huddled together in a light closet, where he kept his guns and sporting
+tackle. There was a Lady Aimwell, wife to Sir George; but this lady was a
+piece of still life, of whom the neighbours knew nothing, and for whom her
+husband cared nothing.
+
+Everybody in the neighbourhood remembers the impressive admonition which
+Sir George gave to an old man who was convicted at the quarter sessions of
+having a bit of string in his pocket, and therefore strongly suspected of
+a design of a malicious nature against the game.
+
+"John Carter," said the worthy baronet, "let me address to you a few
+words on the sin of poaching. Poaching, John Carter--is--is a sin of which
+too many are guilty, owing to the lenity of our most excellent laws. I
+think that if everybody thought, as I think, of the moral heinousness of
+this offence, nobody would be guilty of it. Poaching is not yet made
+felony; but there is no saying how soon it may be made so, if the crime be
+persisted in. It is a moral offence of the greatest enormity, and is one
+of those crying, national sins, which may one day or other bring down the
+vengeance of heaven on our guilty country. Now, John Carter, if you go to
+gaol for six months, I hope the tread-mill and the chaplain will work a
+thorough reformation in your morals."
+
+Of course the contact of Sir George with such a man as Kipperson, affords
+great merriment: _ex. gr._ part of a dinner scene at Neverden Hall:--
+
+Now Peter was a very literary man, who thought there was nothing worth
+living for but science and literature; and having somewhere read that it
+was impossible to take shelter in a shower of rain with such a man as
+Burke, without discovering him to be a man of genius, Peter was desirous
+of continually showing off, and was instant in season and out of season.
+Therefore when sitting at the table of the worthy baronet, he assailed the
+magistrate with various scientific subjects, but all to no purpose; there
+was no response from his worthy host. Endeavouring to adapt himself to the
+moderate talents and circumscribed reading of the baronet, he next started
+the subject of novels and novel reading, taking care to insinuate that,
+though Sir George might not read the trash of circulating libraries, he
+might be acquainted with some of our best novels. To this at last the
+baronet replied--"Oh, yes; I remember many years ago reading a novel
+called Tom Jones, written by a Bow Street officer. I recollect something
+about it--it was very low stuff--I forget the particulars, but it was
+written in the manner of servants."
+
+Hereupon Mr. Peter Kipperson set it down as an indisputable fact that
+baronets and magistrates were the most ignorant creatures on the face of
+the earth, and he congratulated himself that neither he nor Sir Isaac
+Newton were baronets.
+
+A scene between Lord Spoonbill and one of his victims, whom he meets in
+his father's park, has some fine touches of remorse:--
+
+Agitated by distracting thoughts, he stood at the park gate, gazing
+alternately in different directions; and by the intensity of his feelings
+was at last rivetted in an almost unconscious state of mind to the spot on
+which he was standing. Suddenly his pulse beat quicker, and his heart
+seemed to swell within him, when at a little distance he saw the dreaded
+one approaching him. Had he seen her anywhere else his first impulse would
+have been to avoid her; but here his truest and best policy was to submit
+to an interview, however painful. Shall he meet her with kindness?--
+Shall he meet her with reproaches?--Shall he meet her with coldness? These
+were inquiries rapidly passing through his mind as she drew nearer and
+nearer. It was difficult for him to decide between cruelty and hypocrisy;
+but the last was the most natural to him, so far as custom is a second
+nature.
+
+The afflicted one moved slowly with her eyes fixed on the ground, and she
+saw not her enemy till so near to him, that on lifting up her face and
+recognising his well-known features, the sudden shock produced a slight
+hysteric shriek.
+
+Lord Spoonbill was not so lost to all feeling of humanity as to be
+insensible to the anguish of mind which she now suffered, who had once
+regarded him as a friend, and had loved him, "not wisely, but too well."
+He held out his hand to her with an unpremeditated look of kindness and
+affection; and which, being unpremeditated, bore the aspect of sincerity.
+The stranger at first hesitated, and seemed not disposed to accept the
+offered hand; but she looked up in his face, and the blood mounted to her
+cheeks and the tears stood in her eyes, and she gave him her hand, and
+covered her face and wept bitterly.
+
+There are moments in which shameless profligates look foolish and feel
+that they are contemptible. This was such a moment to Lord Spoonbill. He
+was moved, and he was mortified that he was moved; and there was a general
+feeling of confusion and perplexity in his mind. What could he say? or how
+could he act? He began to stammer out something like gentleness, and
+something like reproof. But she who stood before him was as an accusing
+spirit, to whom apology was mockery, and repentance too late.
+
+In the first volume too, there is a successful satire on the changes of
+sixteen years in the condition of the people of England--between Mr.
+Primrose, who had been absent for that period, and the egregious Peter
+Kipperson. It is quite in the _forte_ of the writer, and we regret that we
+have not room to quote it at full length.
+
+Such are the only specimens which our limits enable us to present to the
+reader; but we hope they will be sufficient to induce him to turn to the
+work itself--and we doubt not--for his further gratification. Digressions
+occur too frequently to suit the pioneering taste of a certain class of
+readers; they may serve as resting-places in an intricate plot, but they
+were not, on that account, wanted here. At the same time, they are
+recommended by plain sense, knowledge of the world, shrewdness, and
+harmless satire on the weak sides of our nature, and are therefore
+_useful_; whilst their terseness and vivacity will free them from the
+charge of dulness, or the sin of prosing.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+DIALOGUES ON FLY FISHING.
+
+_By Sir Humphry Davy._
+
+
+We continue our extracts from this "philosophical angler's" delightful
+little book. The present will serve such as are unacquainted with the
+mysteries of fly-fishing, and interest all who are fond of inquiries in
+natural history.
+
+
+_Management of Flies._
+
+_Hal_--Whilst you are preparing I will mention a circumstance which every
+accomplished fly-fisher ought to know. You changed your flies on Saturday
+with the change of weather, putting the dark flies on for the bright
+gleams of the sun, and the gaudy flies when the dark clouds appeared. Now
+I will tell you of another principle which it is as necessary to know as
+the change of flies for change of weather; I allude to the different kinds
+of fly to be used in particular pools, and even for particular parts of
+pools. You have fished in this deep pool; and if you were to change it for
+a shallower one, such as that above, it would be proper to use smaller
+flies of the same colour; and in a pool still deeper, larger flies;
+likewise in the rough rapid at the top, a larger fly may be used than
+below at the tail of the water; and in the Tweed, or Tay, I have often
+changed my fly thrice in the same pool, and sometimes with success--using
+three different flies for the top, middle, and bottom. I remember when I
+first saw Lord Somerville adopt this fashion, I thought there was fancy in
+it; but experience soon proved to me how accomplished a salmon-fisher was
+my excellent and lamented friend, and I adopted the lesson he taught me,
+and with good results, in all bright waters.
+
+
+_Hooks._
+
+_Hal_--I never use any hooks for salmon-fishing, except those which I am
+sure have been made by O'Shaughnessy, of Limerick; for even the hooks made
+in Dublin, though they seldom break, yet they now and then bend; and the
+English hooks made of cast steel in imitation of Irish ones are the worst
+of all. _There_ is a fly nearly of the same colour as that which is
+destroyed; and I can tell you that I saw it made at Limerick by
+O'Shaughnessy himself, and tied on one of his own hooks. Should you catch
+with it a fish even of 30 lbs., I will answer for its strength and temper;
+it will neither break nor bend.--We should have such hooks in England, but
+the object of the fishing-tackle makers is to obtain them cheap, and most
+of their hooks are made to sell, and good hooks cannot be sold but at a
+good price.--The early Fellows of the Royal Society, who attended to all
+the useful and common arts, even improved fish-hooks; and Prince Rupert,
+an active member of that illustrious body, taught the art of tempering
+hooks to a person of the name of Kirby, under whose name, for more than a
+century, very good hooks were sold.
+
+
+_Variety in Trout._
+
+_Phys._--Tell us why they are so different from the river-trout, or why
+there should be two species or varieties in the same water.--_Hal._ Your
+question is a difficult one, and it has already been referred to in a
+former conversation; but I shall repeat what I stated before, that
+qualities occasioned by food, peculiarities of water, &c. are transmitted
+to the offspring, and produce varieties which retain their characters as
+long as they are exposed to the same circumstances, and only slowly lose
+them. Plenty of good food gives a silvery colour and round form to fish,
+and the offspring retain these characters. Feeding on shell-fish thickens
+the stomach, and in many generations, probably, the gillaroo trout becomes
+so distinct a variety, as to render it doubtful if it be not a distinct
+species. Even these smallest salmon trout have green backs, _only_ black
+spots, and silvery bellies; from which it is evident that they are the
+offspring of lake trout, or _lachs forelle_, as it is called by the
+Germans; whilst the river trout, even when 4 or 5 lbs., as we see in one
+of these fish, though in excellent season, have red spots.
+
+
+_Char._
+
+_Phys._ The char[1] is a most beautiful and excellent fish, and is, of
+course, a fish of prey. Is he not an object of sport to the angler?--_Hal.
+_ They generally haunt deep, cool lakes, and are seldom found at the
+surface till late in the autumn. When they are at the surface they will,
+however, take either fly or minnow. I have known some caught in both these
+ways; and have myself taken a char, even in summer, in one of those
+beautiful, small, deep lakes in the Upper Tyrol, near Nazereit; but it was
+where a cool stream entered from the mountain; and the fish did not rise,
+but swallowed the artificial fly under water. I have fished for them in
+many lakes, without success, both in England and Scotland, and also
+amongst the Alps; and I am told the only sure way of taking them is by
+sinking a line with a bullet, and a hook having a live minnow attached to
+it, in the deep water which they usually haunt; and in this way, likewise,
+I have no doubt the _umbla_, or _ombre chevalier_, might be taken.
+
+ [1] _Sabling_ of the Germans.
+
+
+_Naturalization of Fish._
+
+_Hal._ At Lintz, on the Danube, I could have given you a fish dinner of a
+different description, which you might have liked as a variety. The four
+kinds of perch, the _spiegil carpfen_, and the _siluris glanis_; all good
+fish, and which I am sorry we have not in England, where I doubt not they
+might be easily naturalized, and where they would form an admirable
+addition to the table in inland counties. Since England has become
+Protestant, the cultivation of fresh water fish has been much neglected.
+The _burbot_, or _lotte_, which already exists in some of the streams
+tributary to the Trent, and which is a most admirable fish, might be
+diffused without much difficulty; and nothing could be more easy than to
+naturalize the _spiegil carpfen_ and _siluris_; and I see no reason why
+the _perca lucio perca_ and _zingil_ should not succeed in some of our
+clear lakes and ponds, which abound in coarse fish. The new Zoological
+Society, I hope, will attempt something of this kind; and it will be a
+better object than introducing birds and beasts of prey--though I have no
+objection to any sources of rational amusement or philosophical curiosity.
+
+
+_Conveying Fish._
+
+_Phys._--In Austria, the art of carrying and keeping fish is better
+understood than in England. Every inn has a box containing grayling, trout,
+carp, or char, into which water from a spring runs; and no one thinks of
+carrying or sending _dead_ fish for a dinner. A fish-barrel full of cool
+water, which is replenished at every fresh source amongst these mountains,
+is carried on the shoulders of the fisherman. And the fish, when confined
+in wells, are fed with bullock's liver, cut into fine pieces, so that they
+are often in better season in the tank or stew than when they were taken.
+I have seen trout, grayling, and char even, feed voraciously, and take
+their food almost from the hand. These methods of carrying and preserving
+fish have, I believe, been adopted from the monastic establishments. At
+Admondt, in Styria, attached to the magnificent monastery of that name,
+are abundant ponds and reservoirs for every species of fresh water fish;
+and the char, grayling, and trout are preserved in different waters--
+covered, enclosed, and under lock and key.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+PAROCHIAL HISTORIES.
+
+
+We wonder why clergymen do not oftener write accounts of their parishes;
+not mere statistical accounts, though these are most valuable, as witness
+the contributions of the Scottish Clergy to the truly patriotic Sir John
+Sinclair's work; but accounts comprehending every thing interesting to all
+human beings, whatever be their political or religious creed. A
+description of a church that has principally ceased to exist, is in
+general very, very, very dry; inscriptions on tombstones, without comment,
+or moral, are hard reading; an old pan dug up among rubbish proves a sore
+affliction in the hands of the antiquary, and twenty pages quarto, with
+plates, about a rusty spur without a rowel, is, in our humble opinion, an
+abuse of the art of printing. But how easy--how pleasant, to mix up
+together all sorts of information in due proportions into one whole, in
+the shape of an octavo--epitomizing every kind of history belonging to the
+parish, from peer's palace to peasant's hut! What are clergymen
+perpetually about? Not always preaching and praying; or marrying,
+christening, and burying people. They ought to tell us all about it; to
+moralize, to poetize, to philosophize; to paint the manners living as they
+rise, or dead as they fall; to take Time by the forelock, and measure the
+marks of his footsteps; to show us the smoke curling up from embowered
+chimneys; or, since woods must go down, to record the conquests of the
+biting axe; to celebrate the raising of every considerable roof-tree, to
+lament all dilapidations and crumbling away of ivied walls; to inform us
+how many fathoms deep is the lake with its abbeyed island--why the pool
+below the aged bridge gets shallower and shallower every year, so that it
+can no more shelter a salmon--what are the sports, and games, and pastimes
+of the parishioners--what books they read, if any--if the punishment of
+the stocks be obsolete--or the stang--or the jougs--if the bowels of the
+people yearn after strange doctrine--if the parish has produced any good
+or great murderer, incendiary, or other criminal. In short, why might not
+the history of each of the twenty or thirty thousand parishes of Great
+Britain--we speak at random--be each a history of human nature, at once
+entertaining and instructive? How infinitely better such books than
+pamphlets on political economy, for example, now encumbering the whole
+land! Nay, even than single sermons, or bundles of sermons, all like so
+many sticks--strong when tied all together, but when taken separately,
+weak and frush. We have no great opinion of county histories in general,
+though we believe there are some goodish ones, from which we purpose, ere
+long, to construct some superior articles. A county history, to be worth
+much, should run from sixty to six hundred volumes. No library could well
+stand that for many years. But a judicious selection might be made from
+the thirty thousand parish histories--that would afford charming reading
+to the largest family during the longest nights--in the intervals between
+the Scotch Novels. Form the circle round the fire--when winter crimps and
+freezes--or round the open bow-window, now that summer roasts and broils,
+and get her whose voice is like a silver bell to read it up, right on from
+beginning to end, only skipping a few lists of names now and then, and we
+pledge our credit on the prediction, that you will be delighted as on a
+summer ramble, now in sunlight and now in moonlight, over hill and dale,
+adorned with towers, turrets, pinnacles of halls and churches, and the low
+roofs,--blue or brown, slated or strawed.--
+
+ "Of huts where poor men lie!"
+
+_Blackwood's Magazine._
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE GATHERER.
+
+ "A snapper-up of unconsidered trifles."
+ SHAKSPEARE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+IAMBICS.
+
+
+Iambe was a servant-maid of Metanira, wife of Celeus, king of Eleusis, who
+tried to exhilarate Ceres when she travelled over Attica in quest of her
+daughter Proserpine. From the jokes and stories which she made use of,
+free and satirical verses have been called _iambics_.--_Apollod_, i._c_. 5.
+HALBERT.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+BISHOP AND NEGUS.
+
+
+Two dustmen were lately disputing the difference between _bishop_ and
+_negus_. "Don't you know?" said one of them; "I vonders at your ignorance--
+vy bishop is made all vine vithout no vater vatsomever; vereas negus is
+made with vine and vater mixed--that's the difference, to be sure."
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+POLITE EVIDENCE.
+
+
+At the Wells assizes, the other day, a butcher's wife, in giving her
+evidence, repeatedly turned towards the prisoner at the bar, and
+designated him as "that gentleman!" The judge at last lost all patience,
+and exclaimed, "Old woman, you are become quite offensive." This
+exemplifies Steele's speaking of "sin as a fine gentleman."
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Baron Garrow lately observed at Monmouth, that a respected friend of his,
+in the city of London, would sign his name on the outside of letters, in
+such a way as to defy the skill of every man in the court, even if
+assisted by the greater sagacity of the other sex, in finding out what his
+signature could possibly be meant for. The post-offices indeed, knew that
+a certain number of straight strokes, up and down, meant W. Curtis; but
+probably that was not because they could read the signature, but because
+nothing else at all like it ever came there.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Dr. Solo, on hearing of the glorious victory obtained by Bolivar, was
+determined that every bird and beast that he possessed should get drunk on
+this glorious occasion. For this purpose he gave the horses, cows, pigs,
+and poultry and birds as much juice of the sugar-cane as they could drink;
+and it was very amusing to see the pigs jump about in the most frolicsome
+manner.--_Hutchinson's Travels in Colombia._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+BELL ROCK LIGHT-HOUSE.
+
+In the _Album_ at the Bell Rock Light-House are the following lines by Sir
+Walter Scott:--
+
+
+_Pharos Loquitur._
+
+ Far in the bosom of the deep,
+ O'er these wild shelves my watch I keep;
+ A ruddy gem of changeful light,
+ Bound on the dusky brow of night;
+ The seaman bids my lustre hail,
+ And scorns to strike his timorous sail.
+
+WALTER SCOTT.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+NEWSPAPER WONDERS.
+
+
+Flights of wild ducks and geese, in numbers _sufficiently multitudinous to
+darken the air_, have already migrated to the moors--a circumstance
+scarcely existing in the memory of the oldest inhabitant at this period of
+the year.--_Hereford Journal._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A countryman, who was cutting wood near the falls of Niagara, on the 10th
+of July, was attacked by a rattle-snake; in his terror he leaped across a
+tremendous gulf, sixty-seven feet wide, and escaped unhurt!--_Charleston
+Paper._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+The _Weedsport Advertiser_ (an American Journal) relates an incident which
+had just occurred in the town of Cato, Cross Lake. A young man named
+Stockwell, son of a widow woman of that name, living in the town, after
+repeated threats to kill a favourite cat belonging to the house, in order
+to vex his mother, at length undertook to carry them into execution. In
+the morning he took the cat and started with her into the woods, telling
+his youngest sister that he was going to destroy her. They were absent
+until the afternoon, when the cat came home, _apparently looking_ as
+though she had been in the water. The next morning the young man's clothes
+were seen on the bank of Cross Lake, and in the water was found his body,
+the face and shoulder dreadfully scratched, evidently by the cat in
+struggling, so that little doubt existed that he was drowned in attempting
+to destroy puss. All speculation on the matter, however, was set at rest
+on the body being brought home, for the cat flew at the corpse, and could
+with difficulty be kept off.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+IMPROMPTU ON RELIEVING A BEGGAR.
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+ Take this, old man, thy looks bespeak thy need,
+ And pity never questions want and woe;
+ A bright-hair'd angel registers the deed
+ In heaven--the meed of charity below!
+
+H.M.L.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Rosamond's Labyrinth--We shall feel obliged by a call from the gentleman
+who favoured us with the original of this engraving; or, if more
+convenient, by a note enclosing his address.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
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