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diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6833f05 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitattributes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +* text=auto +*.txt text +*.md text diff --git a/10331-0.txt b/10331-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..45ef947 --- /dev/null +++ b/10331-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1510 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 10331 *** + +THE MIRROR + +OF + +LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION. + +324.] SATURDAY, JULY 26, 1828. [Price 2_d_. + +Vol. XII + +[Illustration: KINGSTON NEW BRIDGE] + + + + +KINGSTON NEW BRIDGE. + +Through many a bridge the wealthy river roll'd. +SOUTHEY. + +The annexed picturesque engraving represents the new bridge[1] from +Kingston-upon-Thames to Hampton-Wick, in the royal manor of Hampton +Court. It is built of Portland stone, and consists of five elliptical +arches, the centre arch being 60 feet span by 19 in height, and the side +arches 56 and 52 feet span respectively. The abutments are terminated by +towers or bastions, and the whole is surmounted by a cornice and +balustrade, with galleries projecting over the pier; which give a bold +relief to the general elevation. The length of the bridge is 382 feet by +27 feet in width. It is of chaste Grecian architecture, from the design +of Mr. Lapidge, to whose courtesy we are indebted for the original of +our engraving. The building contract was undertaken by Mr. Herbert for +£26,800. and the extra work has not exceeded £100. a very rare, if not +an unprecedented occurrence in either public or private undertakings of +this description. The first stone was laid by the Earl of Liverpool, +November 7, 1825, and the bridge was opened in due form by her royal +highness the Duchess of Clarence, on July 17, 1828. + +Kingston is one of the most picturesque towns on the banks of the +Thames; and its antiquarian attractions are of the highest order. It was +occupied by the Romans, and in aftertimes it was either a royal +residence or a royal demesne, so early as the union of the Saxon +Heptarchy; for there is a record extant of a council held there in 838, +at which Egbert, the first king of all England, and his son Athelwolf +were present; and in this record it is styled _Kyningenstum famosa ilia +locus_. Some of our Saxon kings were also crowned here; and adjoining +the church is a large stone, on which, according to tradition, they were +placed during the ceremony. Many interesting relics have from time to +time been discovered in illustration of these historical facts, and till +the year 1730, the figures of some of the above kings and that of king +John (who chartered the town) were preserved in a chapel adjoining the +above spot. In that year, however, the chapel fell, and with it were +demolished the royal _effigies_.[2] Mr. Lysons, with his usual accuracy, +enumerates nine kings who were crowned here. + +Kingston formerly sent members to parliament, till, by petition, the +inhabitants prayed to be relieved from the burden! + +At Hampton Wick, the village on the opposite bank, resided the witty but +profligate Sir Richard Steele, in a house which he whimsically +denominated "the hovel;" and "from the Hovel at Hampton Wick, April 7, +1711," he dedicated the fourth volume of the _Tatler_ to Charles, Lord +Halifax. This was probably about the time he became surveyor of the +royal stables at Hampton Court, governor of the king's comedians, a +justice of the peace for Middlesex, and a knight. + + * * * * * + + +ARCHBISHOPS OF CANTERBURY. + +The first Archbishop of Canterbury was Austin, appointed by King +Ethelbert, on his conversion to Christianity, about the year 598. Before +the coming of the Saxons into England, the Christian Britons had three +Archbishops, viz. of London, York, and Caerleon, an ancient city of +South Wales. The Britons being driven out of these parts, the +Archbishoprick of London became extinct; and when Pope Gregory the Great +had afterwards sent thither Augustine, and his fellow-labourer to preach +the Gospel to the then heathen Saxons, the Archiepiscopal See was +planted at Canterbury, as being the metropolis of the kingdom of Kent, +where King Ethelbert had received the same St. Augustine, and with his +kingdom was baptized, and embraced the doctrines of Christianity before +the rest of the Heptarchy. The other Archbishoprick of Caerleon was +translated to St. David's in Pembrokeshire, and afterwards wholly to the +See of Canterbury; since which, all England and Wales reckon but two +Archbishops, Canterbury and York. The following Archbishops have died at +Lambeth Palace;--Wittlesey, in 1375; Kemp, 1453; Dean, 1504; all buried +in Canterbury Cathedral: Cardinal Pole, 1558, after lying in state here +40 days was buried at Canterbury; Parker, 1575, buried in Lambeth +Chapel; Whitgift, 1604, buried at Croydon; Bancroft, 1610, buried at +Lambeth; Juxon, 1663, buried in the chapel of St. John's College, +Oxford; Sheldon, 1667, buried at Croydon; Tillotson, 1694, buried in the +church of St. Laurence Jewry, London; Tennison, 1715; and Potter, 1747, +both buried at Croydon; Seeker, 1768; Cornwallis, 1783, and Moore, +1805, all buried at Lambeth. In 1381, the Archbishop, Simon of Sudbury, +fell a victim to Wat Tyler and his crew, when they attacked Lambeth +Palace. + +P. T. W. + + * * * * * + + +DAYS OF FLY FISHING. + +That an ex-president (Sir Humphry Davy) of the Royal Society should +write a book on field sports may at first sight appear rather +_unphilosophical_; although it is not more fanciful than Bishop +Berkeley's volume on tar water, Bishop Watson's improvement in the +manufacture of gunpowder, Sir Walter Scott writing a sermon, or a Scotch +minister inventing a safety gun, and, as we are told, _presenting_ the +same to the King in person. Be this as it may, since our first +acquaintance with the "prince of piscators," the patriarch of anglers, +Isaak Walton, it has seldom been our lot to meet with so pleasant a +volume as _Salmonia, or Days of Fly Fishing_, to whose contents we are +about to introduce our readers. + +In our last number we gave a _flying_ extract, entitled, "Superstitions +on the Weather," being a fair specimen of the very agreeable manner of +the digressions in the above work, which is, perhaps, less practical +than it might have been; but this defect is more than atoned for in the +author's felicitous mode of intermingling with the main subject, some of +the most curious facts and phenomena in natural history and philosophy +so as to familiarize the angler with many causes and effects which +altogether belong to a higher class of reading than that of mere +amusement. All this, too, is done in a simple, graceful, and flowing +style, always amusive, and sometimes humorously illustrative--advantages +which our philosophical writers do not generally exhibit, but which are +more or less evident in every page of Sir Humphry Davy's writings. + +_Salmonia_ consists of a series of conversations between four +characters--Halieus,[3] Poietes, Physicus, Ornither. In the "First Day" +we have an ingenious vindication of fly fishing against the well-known +satire of Johnson[4] and Lord Byron, and the following:-- + +_Halieus._--A noble lady, long distinguished at court for pre-eminent +beauty and grace, and whose mind possesses undying charms, has written +some lines in my copy of Walton, which, if you will allow me, I will +repeat to you:-- + +Albeit, gentle Angler, I + Delight not in thy trade, +Yet in thy pages there doth lie +So much of quaint simplicity, + So much of mind, + Of such good kind. + That none need be afraid, +Caught by thy cunning bait, this book, +To be ensnared on thy hook. + +Gladly from thee, I'm lur'd to bear + With things that seem'd most vile before, +For thou didst on poor subjects rear +Matter the wisest sage might hear. + And with a grace, + That doth efface + More laboured works, thy simple lore +Can teach us that thy skilful _lines_, +More than the scaly brood _confines_. + +Our hearts and senses too, we see, + Rise quickly at thy master hand, +And ready to be caught by thee +Are lured to virtue willingly. + Content and peace, + With health and ease, + Walk by thy side. At thy command +We bid adieu to worldly care. +And joy in gifts that all may share. + +Gladly with thee, I pace along. + And of sweet fancies dream; +Waiting till some inspired song, +Within my memory cherished long, + Comes fairer forth. + With more of worth; + Because that time upon its stream +Feathers and chaff will bear away, +But give to gems a brighter ray. + +And though the charming and intellectual author of this poem is not an +angler herself, yet I can quote the example of her lovely daughters to +vindicate fly fishing from the charge of cruelty, and to prove that the +most delicate and refined minds can take pleasure in this innocent +amusement. + +Gay's passionate love for angling is well known; it was his principal +occupation in the summer at Amesbury; and "the late excellent John +Tobin, author of the _Honey Moon_, was an ardent angler." Among heroes, +Trajan was fond of angling. Nelson was a good fly-fisher, and continued +the pursuit even with his left hand; and, says the author, "I have known +a person who fished with him at Merton, in the Wandle. Dr. Paley was so +much attached to this amusement, that when the Bishop of Durham inquired +of him when one of his most important works would be finished, he said, +with great simplicity and good-humour, 'My lord, I shall work steadily +at it when the fly-fishing season is over.'"--Then we have a poetical +description of river scenery, till two of the party arrive at the +following conclusions:-- + +I have already admitted the danger of analyzing, too closely, the moral +character of any of our field sports; yet I think it cannot be doubted +that the nervous system of fish, and cold-blooded animals in general, is +less sensitive than that of warm-blooded animals. The hook usually is +fixed in the cartilaginous part of the mouth, where there are no nerves; +and a proof that the sufferings of a hooked fish cannot be great is +found in the circumstance, that though a trout has been hooked and +played for some minutes, he will often, after his escape with the +artificial fly in his mouth, take the natural fly, and feed as if +nothing had happened; having apparently learnt only from the experiment, +that the artificial fly is not proper for food. And I have caught pikes +with four or five hooks in their mouths, and tackle which they had +broken only a few minutes before; and the hooks seemed to have had no +other effect than that of serving as a sort of _sauce piquante_, urging +them to seize another morsel of the same kind.--The advocates for a +favourite pursuit never want sophisms to defend it. I have even heard it +asserted, that a hare enjoys being hunted. Yet I will allow that +fly-fishing, after your vindication, appears amongst the least cruel of +field sports. + +We must, however, confine ourselves to a few colloquial extracts from +the _practical_ portion of the volume; as + +_Flies on the Wandle, &c._ + +_Orn._--Surely the May-fly season is not the only season for day-fishing +in this river? [the Wandle.]--_Hal._ Certainly not. There are as many +fish to be taken, perhaps, in the spring fishing; but in this deep river +they are seldom in good season till the May-fly has been on, and a +fortnight hence they will be still better than even now. In September +there may be good fish taken here; but the autumnal flies are less +plentiful in this river than the spring flies--_Phys_, Pray tell me what +are the species of fly which take in these two seasons.--_Hal_. You know +that trout spawn or deposit their ova, &c. in the end of the autumn or +beginning of winter, from the middle of November till the beginning of +January, their maturity depending upon the temperature of the season, +their quantity of food, &c. They are at least six weeks or two months +after they have spawned before they recover their flesh; and the time +when these fish are at the worst, is likewise the worst time for +fly-fishing, both on account of the cold weather, and because there are +fewer flies on the water than at any other season. Even in December and +January there are a few small gnats or water-flies on the water in the +middle of the day, in bright days, or when there is sunshine. These are +generally black, and they escape the influence of the frost by the +effects of light on their black bodies, and probably by the extreme +rapidity of the motions of their fluids, and generally of their organs. +They are found only at the surface of the water, where the temperature +must be above the freezing point. In February a few double-winged +water-flies, which swim down the stream, are usually found in the middle +of the day, such as the willow-fly; and the cow-dung-fly is sometimes +carried on the water by winds. In March there are several flies found on +most rivers. The grannam, or green-tail-fly, with a wing like a moth, +comes on generally morning and evening, from five till eight o'clock, +A.M. in mild weather, in the end of March and through April. Then there +are the blue and the brown, both ephemerae, which come on, the first in +dark days, the second in bright days; these flies, when well imitated, +are very destructive to fish. The first is a small fly, with a palish +yellow body, and slender, beautiful wings, which rest on the back as it +floats down the water. The second, called the cob in Wales, is three or +four times as large, and has brown wings, which likewise protrude from +the back, and its wings are shaded like those of a partridge, brown and +yellow brown. These three kinds of flies lay their eggs in the water, +which produce larvae that remain in the state of worms, feeding and +breathing in the water till they are prepared for their metamorphosis, +and quit the bottoms of the rivers, and the mud and stones, for the +surface, and light and air. The brown fly usually disappears before the +end of April, likewise the grannam; but of the blue dun there is a +succession of different tints, or species, or varieties, which appear in +the middle of the day all the summer and autumn long. These are the +principal flies on the Wandle--the best and clearest stream near London. +In early spring these flies have dark olive bodies; in the end of April +and the beginning of May they are found yellow; and in the summer they +become cinnamon coloured; and again, as the winter approaches, gain a +darker hue. I do not, however, mean to say that they are the same flies, +but more probably successive generations of ephemerae of the same +species. The excess of heat seems equally unfavourable, as the excess of +cold, to the existence of the smaller species of water-insects, which, +during the intensity of sunshine, seldom appear in summer, but rise +morning and evening only. The blue dun has, in June and July, a yellow +body; and there is a water-fly which, in the evening, is generally found +before the moths appear, called the red spinner. Towards the end of +August, the ephemerae appear again in the middle of the day--a very +pale, small ephemera, which is of the same colour as that which is seen +in some rivers in the beginning of July. In September and October this +kind of fly is found with an olive body, and it becomes darker in +October and paler in November. There are two other flies which appear in +the end of September and continue during October, if the weather be +mild; a large yellow fly, with a fleshy body, and wings like a moth; and +a small fly with four wings, with a dark or claret coloured body, that +when it falls on the water has its wings like the great yellow fly, flat +on its back. This, or a claret bodied fly, very similar in character, +may be likewise found in March or April, on some waters. In this river I +have often caught many large trout in April and the beginning of May, +with the blue dun, having the yellow body; and in the upper part of the +stream below St. Albans, and between that and Watford, I have sometimes, +even as early as April, caught fish in good condition; but the _true_ +season for the Colne is the season of the May-fly. The same may be said +of most of the large English rivers containing large trouts, and +abounding in May-fly--such as the Test and the Kennett, the one running +by Stockbridge, the other by Hungerford. But in the Wandle, at +Carshalton and Beddington, the May-fly is not found; and the little +blues are the constant, and, when well imitated, killing flies on this +water; to which may be joined a dark alder-fly, and a red evening fly. +In the Avon, at Ringwood and Fordingbridge, the May-fly is likewise a +killing fly; but as this is a grayling river, the other flies, +particularly the grannam and blue and brown, are good in spring, and the +alder-fly or pale blue later, and the blue dun in September and October, +and even November. In the streams in the mountainous parts of Britain, +the spring and autumnal flies are by far the most killing. The Usk was +formerly a very productive trout-stream, and the fish being well fed by +the worms washed down by the winter floods, were often in good season, +cutting red, in March and the beginning of April: and at this season the +blues and browns, particularly when the water was a little stained after +a small flood, afforded the angler good sport. In Herefordshire and +Derbyshire, where trout and grayling are often found together, the same +periods are generally best for angling; but in the Dove, Lathkill, and +Wye, with the natural May-fly many fish may be taken; and in old times, +in peculiarly windy days, or high and troubled water, even the +artificial May-fly, according to Cotton, was very killing. + +Here we must end, at least _for the present_; but there is so much +anecdotical pleasantry in _Salmonia_ that we might continue our extracts +through many columns, and we are persuaded, to the gratification of the +majority of our readers. Even when we announced the publication of this +work a few weeks since, we were led to anticipate the delight it would +afford many of our esteemed correspondents, especially our friend +_W.H.H._, who has "caught about forty trout in two or three hours" in +the rocky basins of Pot-beck, &c.[5] + +Sir Humphry Davy mentions the Wandle in Surrey, as we have quoted; but +he does not allude to the trout-fishing in the Mole, in the Vale of +Leatherhead in the same county. There are in the course of the work a +few expressions which make humanity shudder, and would drive a +Pythagorean to madness,[6] notwithstanding the ingenuity with which the +author attempts to vindicate his favourite amusement. + + * * * * * + + +SHROPSHIRE AND WELSH GIRLS. + +There are few Londoners who in their suburban strolls have failed to +notice the scores of _female_ fruit-carriers by whose toil the markets +are supplied with some of their choicest delicacies. As an interesting +illustration of the meritorious character of these handmaids to luxury, +I send you the following extract from Sir Richard Phillips's _Walk from +London to Kew_. + +PHILO. + +In the strawberry season, hundreds of women are employed to carry that +delicate fruit to market on their heads; and their industry in +performing this task is as wonderful, as their remuneration is unworthy +of the opulent classes who derive enjoyment from their labour. They +consist, for the most part, of Shropshire and Welsh girls, who walk to +London at this season in droves, to perform this drudgery, just as the +Irish peasantry come to assist in the hay and corn harvests. I learnt +that these women carry upon their heads baskets of strawberries or +raspberries, weighing from forty to fifty pounds, and make two turns in +the day, from Isleworth to market, a distance of thirteen miles each +way; three turns from Brentford, a distance of nine miles; and four +turns from Hammersmith, a distance of six miles. For the most part, they +find some conveyance back; but even then these industrious creatures +carry loads from twenty-four to thirty miles a-day, besides walking back +unladen some part of each turn! Their remuneration for this unparalleled +slavery is from 8_s_. to 9_s_. per day; each turn from the distance of +Isleworth being 4_s_. or 4_s_. 6_d_.; and from that of Hammersmith 2_s_. +or 2_s_. 3_d_. Their diet is coarse and simple, their drink, tea and +small-beer; costing not above 1_s_. or 1_s_. 6_d_. and their back +conveyance about 2_s_. or 2_s_. 6_d_.; so that their net gains are about +5_s_. per day, which, in the strawberry season, of forty days, amounts +to 10_l_. After this period the same women find employment in gathering +and marketing vegetables, at lower wages, for other sixty days, netting +about 5_l_. more. With this poor pittance they return to their native +county, and it adds either to their humble comforts, or creates a small +dowry towards a rustic establishment for life. Can a more interesting +picture be drawn of virtuous exertion? Why have our poets failed to +colour and finish it? More virtue never existed in their favourite +shepherdesses than in these Welsh and Shropshire girls! For beauty, +symmetry, and complexion, they are not inferior to the nymphs of +Arcadia, and they far outvie the pallid specimens of Circassia! Their +morals too are exemplary; and they often perform this labour to support +aged parents, or to keep their own children from the workhouse! In keen +suffering, they endure all that the imagination of a poet could desire; +they live hard, they sleep on straw in hovels and barns, and they often +burst an artery, or drop down dead from the effect of heat and +over-exertion! Yet, such is the state of one portion of our female +population, at a time when we are calling ourselves the most polished +nation on earth. + + * * * * * + + +COLEBROOK-DALE IRON-WORKS--THE REYNOLDS'. + +(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.) + +In the interesting extract you have given in your excellent Miscellany +(No. 321) from Bakewell's Introduction to Geology, when speaking of the +exhausted or impoverished state of the iron-ore and coals in Shropshire, +&c., an allusion is made in a note to that truly excellent man, the late +Mr. Richard Reynolds, and to the final extinction of the furnaces at +Colebrook-Dale, which is not altogether correct. + +I beg leave, therefore, to point out the errors to you, and to add a +fact or two more relating to that distinguished philanthropist and his +family, which, perhaps, will not be unacceptable to many of your +readers. + +Mr. Reynolds was by no means the _original_, nor, I believe, ever the +_sole_ proprietor, of the iron-works in Colebrook-Dale, as stated by Mr. +Bakewell; he derived his right in them from his wife's family the +Darbies; and the firm of "Darby and Company" was the well known mark on +the iron from these works for a very long period; more recently, that of +"Colebrook-Dale Company" was adopted. + +The Darbies were an old and respectable family of the Society of +Friends, and a pair of the elder branches of it were the original "Darby +and Joan," whose names are so well known throughout the whole kingdom. I +had this anecdote from one of the sons of Mr. Reynolds,[7] and have no +doubt of its authenticity. + +It may not be generally known to your readers, perhaps, that the first +iron bridge in England was projected at, and cast from, the furnaces of +Colebrook-Dale, and erected over the Severn, near that place, about the +year 1779; and, considering it to be the _first_ bridge of the kind, I +feel little hesitation in stating it to be, even now, the most beautiful +one. This structure, at that time thought to be a wonderful attempt, was +the entire offspring of Mr. Reynolds' genius; it was planned, cast, and +erected, under his immediate care and superintendance. + +I cannot suppose the reason given by your author for the discontinuance +of the works at Colebrook-Dale to be correct, as there is another large +furnace in the immediate neighbourhood, called "Madeley Wood Furnace" +(also belonging to Mr. Reynolds's family), which was allowed to make, +and, I believe, still makes, the best iron and steel in the United +Kingdom. Mr. Reynolds had also other great iron-works at Ketley, since +carried on by his two sons, William and Joseph, and still in high +reputation, as to the quality of the iron made there; these are not more +distant from Colebrook-Dale than six or seven miles, and between the two +there are the extensive and highly valuable works of "Old Park," &c., +belonging to Mr. Botfield (so that the whole district abounds in the +materials), which not having the advantage of the immediate vicinity of +the Severn for conveyance, would have been more likely to have stopped +from the circumstances stated in your extract; _viz._ the failure in +quality or quantity of iron-stone, coals, or other necessary matter. The +Colebrook-Dale fires must, therefore, I conceive, have ceased to blaze, +and the blast of her furnaces to roar, from some other cause, and from +some private reason of her late proprietors. + +Your constant reader, + +_Shrewsbury._ SALOPIENSIS. + + * * * * * + + +NOTES OF A READER. + +TRAGEDY. + +We do not see any necessary and natural connexion between death and the +end of the third volume of a novel, or the conclusion of the fifth act +of a play,--though that connexion in some modern novels, and in most +English tragedies, seems to be assumed. Nor does it seem to follow, +that, because death is the object of universal dread and aversion, and +because terror is one of the objects of tragedy, death must, therefore, +necessarily be represented; and not only so, but the more deaths the +better. If it be true that familiarity has a tendency to create +indifference, if not contempt, it must be considered prudent to have +recourse to this strong exhibition as to drastic remedies in medicine, +with caution and discrimination, and with a view to the continuance of +its effect. We cannot help wishing that our own Shakspeare, who lays +down such excellent rules for the guidance of actors, and cautions them +so earnestly against "overstepping the modesty of nature," and the +danger of "tearing passion to rags," had remembered, that the poet +himself has certain limits imposed upon him, which he cannot transgress +with impunity. We should not then have observed, in the perusal of some +of his plays, the marginal notice of ["_dies_"] with about as much +emotion as a note of exclamation; nor, when at the actual +representation, we behold the few remaining persons of the drama +scarcely able to cross the stage without stumbling over the bodies of +their fallen companions, should we have felt our thoughts unavoidably +wandering from the higher business and moral effect of the scene, to the +mere physical and repelling images of fleshly mortality.--_Edinburgh +Rev._ + + * * * * * + +The inquiries of the committee appointed to devise means for the +suppression of mendicity, leave us no reason to doubt that in an average +of cases a London beggar made by "his trade" eighteen-pence per day, or +twenty-seven pounds per annum! + + * * * * * + +_One-ninth_ of the whole population of Paris are wholly maintained by +funds which the different bureaux of charity distribute for their +relief; and still a countless horde of mendicants infest her streets, +her quays, and all her public places. + + * * * * * + +Science and literature are "the nourishment of youth, the delight of +age, the ornaments of prosperous life, the refuge and consolation of +adversity, the companions of our weary travels, of our rural solitudes, +of our sleepless nights." + + * * * * * + +The following quotation from _Jamieson's Scottish Dictionary_ points out +the frugal and temperate Scot; and, in illustration, may be contrasted +with the proverbial invitation of the better feeding English, "Will you +come and take your mutton with me?" + +"KAIL, used metonimically for the whole dinner; as constituting among +our temperate ancestors the principal part, _s_. + +"Hence, in giving a friendly invitation to dinner, it is common to say, +'Will you come and tak your _kail_ wi' me?' This, as a learned friend +observes, resembles the French invitation, _Voulez vous venir manger la +soupe chez moi!_" + + * * * * * + +THE RIVER NILE. + +Ledyard, in his _Travels_, speaks thus contemptuously of this celebrated +wonder:--"This is the mighty, the sovereign of rivers--the vast Nile +that has been metamorphosed into one of the wonders of the world! Let me +be careful how I read, and, above all, how I read ancient history. You +have heard, and read too, much of its inundations. If the thousands of +large and small canals from it, and the thousands of men and machines +employed to transfer, by artificial means, the water of the Nile to the +meadows on its banks--if this be the inundation that is meant, it is +true; any other is false; it is not an inundating river." + + * * * * * + +The Jewish children to this day celebrate the fall and death of Haman, +and on that anniversary represent the blows which they would fain deal +on his scull, by striking with envenomed fury on the floor with wooden +hammers. This observance was but very lately forbidden in the Grand +Duchy of Baden. + + * * * * * + +TRAVELLING FOLLIES. + +"Many gentlemen," says an old English author, "coming to their lands +sooner than to their wits, adventure themselves to see the fashion of +other countries; whence they see the world, as Adam had knowledge of +good and evil, with the loss or lessening of their estate in this +English Paradise; and bring home a few smattering terms, flattering +garbs, apish carriages, foppish fancies, foolish guises and disguises, +the vanities of neighbour nations." + + * * * * * + +The Spaniards are infinitely more careful than the French, and other +nations, in planting trees, and in taking care of them; for it rarely +happens, when a Spaniard eats fruit in a wood or in the open country, +that he does not set the stones or the pips; and thus in the whole of +their country an infinite number of fruit-trees of all kinds are found; +whereas, in the French quarters you meet with none--_Labat._ + + * * * * * + +PAINTING. + +It is painful to think how soon the paintings of Raphael, and Titian, +and Correggio, and other illustrious men will perish and pass away. "How +long," said Napoleon to David, "will a picture last?" "About four or +five hundred years!--a fine immortality!" The poet multiplies his works +by means of a cheap material--and Homer, and Virgil, and Dante, and +Tasso, and Moliere, and Milton, and Shakspeare, may bid oblivion +defiance; the sculptor impresses his conceptions on metal or on marble, +and expects to survive the wreck of nations and the wrongs of time; but +the painter commits to perishable cloth or wood the visions of his +fancy, and dies in the certain assurance that the life of his works will +be but short in the land they adorn.--_For. Rev._ + + * * * * * + +A Chinese novelist, in describing his hero, says, "the air of the +mountains and rivers had formed his body; his mind, like a rich piece of +embroidery, was worthy of his handsome face!" Pity he has not been +introduced among our "fashionable novels." + + * * * * * + +PHRENOLOGY. + +In 1805, Dr. Gall, the celebrated phrenologist, visited the prison of +Berlin in the course of his experimental travels to establish his +theories. On April 17, in the presence of many witnesses, he was shown +upwards of two hundred culprits, of whom he had never heard till that +moment, and to whose crimes and dispositions he was a total stranger. +Dr. Gall immediately pointed out, as a general feature in one of the +wards, an extraordinary development in the region of the head where the +organ of theft is situated, and in fact every prisoner there was a +thief. Some children, also detained for theft, were then shown to him; +and in them, too, the same organ was very prominent. In two of them +particularly it was excessively large; and the prison-registers +confirmed his opinion that these two were most incorrigible. In another +room, where the women were kept apart, he distinguished one drest +exactly like the others, occupied like them, and differing in no one +thing but in the form of her head. "For what reason is this woman here," +asked Gall, "for her head announces no propensity to theft?" The answer +was, "She is the inspectress of this room." One prisoner had the organs +of benevolence and of religion as strongly developed as those of theft +and cunning; and his boast was, that he never had committed an act of +violence, and that it was repugnant to his feelings to rob a church. In +a man named Fritze, detained for the murder of his wife, though his +crime was not proved, the organs of cunning and firmness were fully +developed; and it was by these that he had eluded conviction. In +Maschke, he found the organ of the mechanical arts, together with a head +very well organized in many respects; and his crime was coining. In +Troppe he saw the same organ. This man was a shoemaker, who, without +instruction, made clocks and watches, to gain a livelihood in his +confinement. On a nearer inspection, the organ of imitation was found to +be large. "If this man had ever been near a theatre," said Gall, "he +would in all probability have turned actor." Troppe, astonished at the +accuracy of this sentence, confessed that he had joined a company of +strolling players for six months. His crime, too, was having personated +a police-officer, to extort money. The organs of circumspection, +prurience, foresight, were sadly deficient in Heisig, who, in a drunken +fit, had stabbed his best friend. In some prisoners he found the organ +of language, in others of colour, in others of mathematics; and his +opinion in no single instance failed to be confirmed by the known +talents and dispositions of the individual.--_For. Q. Rev._ + + * * * * * + +SAVING HABITS OF THE ENGLISH. + +According to the House of Commons' returns in 1815, there were no fewer +than 925,439 individuals in England and Wales, being about +_one-eleventh_ of the then existing population, members of _Friendly +Societies_, formed for the express purpose of affording protection to +the members during sickness and old age, and enabling them to subsist +without resorting to the parish funds. "No such unquestionable proof of +the prevalence of a spirit of providence and independence can be +exhibited in any other European country." We have to add, that these +must be the happiest people in the social scale. + + * * * * * + +In the year 1300, Giovanni Cimabue +and Giotto, both of Florence, were the +first to assert the natural dignity and originality +of art, and the story of those +illustrious friends is instructive and romantic. +The former was a gentleman +by birth and scholarship, and brought to +his art a knowledge of the poetry and +sculpture of Greece and Rome. The latter +was _a shepherd_; when the inspiration +of art fell upon him, he was watching his +flocks among the hills, and his first attempts +in art were to draw his sheep and +goats upon rocks and stones. It happened +that Cimabue, who was then high +in fame, observed the sketches of the +gifted shepherd; entered into conversation +with him; heard from his own lips his +natural notions of the dignity of art; and +was so much charmed by his compositions +and conversation, that he carried +him to Florence, and became his close +and intimate friend and associate. They +found Italian painting rude in form, and +without spirit and without sentiment; +they let out their own hearts fully in their +compositions, and to this day their works +are highly esteemed for grave dignity of +character, and for originality of conception. +Of these great Florentines, Giotto, the +shepherd, is confessedly the more eminent; +in him we see the dawn, or rather +the sunrise, of the fuller light of Raphael. +--_For. Rev._ + * * * * * + +A REAL HERO. + +In a _recherché_ article in the _Foreign Quarterly Review_ we meet with +the following marvellous story of Sterkodder, a sort of giant-killing +hero of the North, who, having reached his 90th year, became infirm, +blind, and eager to die. To leave the world in a natural way was out of +the question; and to be dispatched to the Hall of Odin by an ignoble +hand was scarcely less to be dreaded. Leaning on two crutches, with a +sword at each side, he waited for some one to give him the mortal +stroke. To tempt the avarice of such a one, he suspended from his neck a +valuable gold chain. He slew a peasant passing, who, rallying him on his +infirm state, had ventured to beg one of his swords, as neither could +any longer be of service to him. At last his good fortune brought him a +worthy executioner in Hather, the son of a prince whom he had slain. The +young hero was hunting, and seeing the old man, he ordered two of his +attendants to tease him. Both lost their lives for their temerity. The +prince then advanced; and the old man, after relating his great actions, +desired the former to kill him. To make the inducement stronger, he +displayed the golden chain, which would be the reward of the deed; and +to excite his rage, as well as avarice, he avowed that it was he who had +slain the late prince, and that revenge was the sacred duty of the son. +Influenced by both considerations, the latter consented to behead him. +Sterkodder exhorted him to strike manfully. The head was accordingly +severed from the body at a single blow; and as it touched the earth, the +teeth fastened themselves furiously in the ground. + + * * * * * + +WORKHOUSES + +Were first erected in England in the year 1723, when they had an instant +and striking effect in reducing the number of poor. Indeed the aversion +of the poor to workhouses was so great, that Sir F.M. Eden mentions that +some proposed, by way of weakening this aversion, "to call workhouses by +some softer and more inoffensive name." Previously to this date, it had +been customary to relieve the able-bodied poor at their own houses. + + * * * * * + +MARRIAGES IN CHINA + +Are effected through the assistance of go-betweens, who enjoy, however, +a very different repute from those of Europe, inasmuch as, among the +former, the employ is of the most honourable character. + + * * * * * + +There are 300 palaces at Rome, of which 65 only are worth seeing, and +these are defined to be houses which have arched gateways into which +carriages can drive. Some of these palaces contain pictures and statues +worth 130 or 160,000_l_., but with scarce a window whose panes are all +whole, or a clean staircase. + + * * * * * + +HORRORS OF THE INQUISITION IN SPAIN. + +Endless was the catalogue of most pious men and eminent scholars who +underwent purification, as it is termed, in this den of superstition and +tyranny. The culprit was not permitted to speak with his attorney, +except in the presence of the inquisitor and a notary, who took notes, +and certified what passed; and so far from the names of the informer or +of the witnesses being supplied, every thing that could facilitate the +explanation of them was expunged from the declarations; and the +prisoners, one and all, in these dungeons might truly exclaim, with Fray +Luis de Leon, "I feel the pain, but see not the hand which inflicts +it." Even in the early days of the inquisition, torture was carried to +such an extent, that Sextus IV., in a brief published Jan. 29, 1482, +could not refrain from deploring the wellknown truth, in lamentations +which were re-echoed from all parts of Christendom. The formula of the +sentence of torture began thus, _Christo nomine invocato_; and it was +therein expressed, that the torture should endure as long as it pleased +the inquisitors; and a protest was added, that, if during the torture +the culprit should die, or be maimed, or if effusion of blood or +mutilation of limb should ensue, the fault should be chargeable to the +culprit, and not to the inquisitors. The culprit was bound by an oath of +secresy, strengthened by fearful penalties, not to divulge any thing +that he had seen, known, or heard, in the dismal precincts of that +unholy tribunal--a secresy illegal and tyrannical, but which constituted +the soul of that monstrous association, and by which its judges were +sheltered against all responsibility.--_For. Rev._ + + * * * * * + +COLONIZATION. + +In the colonization of the West Indies, "when a city was to be founded, +the first form prescribed was, with all solemnity, to erect a gallows, +as the first thing needful; and in laying out the ground, a site was +marked for the prison as well as for the church." + + * * * * * + +"An attempt to handle the English law of evidence, in its former state," +says the _Edinburgh Review_, "was like taking up a hedgehog--all +points!" + + * * * * * + +Man is not quite so manageable in the hands of science as boiling water +or a fixed star. + + * * * * * + +PICTURE OF CONSTANTINOPLE. + +_(From the French of Lebrun.)_ + +Queen of the Morn! Sultana of the East! +City of wonders, on whose sparkling breast, +Fair, slight, and tall, a thousand palaces +Fling their gay shadows over golden seas! +Where towers and domes bestud the gorgeous land, +And countless masts, a mimic forest stand; +Where cypress shades the minaret's snowy hue, +And gleams of gold dissolve in skies of blue, +Daughter of Eastern art, the most divine-- +Lovely, yet faithless bride of Constantine-- +Fair Istamboul, whose tranquil mirror flings +Back with delight thy thousand colourings, +And who no equal in the world dost know, +Save thy own image pictured thus below! + +Dazzled, amazed, our eyes half-blinded, fail, +While sweeps the phantasm past our gliding sail-- +Like as in festive scene, some sudden light +Rises in clouds of stars upon the night. +Struck by a splendour never seen before, +Drunk with the perfumes wafted from the shore, +Approaching near these peopled groves, we deem +That from enchantment rose the gorgeous dream, +Day without voice, and motion without sound, +Silently beautiful! The haunted ground +Is paved with roofs beyond the bounds of sight, +Countless, and coloured, wrapped in golden light. +'Mid groves of cypress, measureless and vast, +In thousand forms of circles--crescents--cast, +Gold glitters, spangling all the wide extent, +And flashes back to heaven the rays it sent. +Gardens and domes, bazaars begem the woods; +Seraglios, harems--peopled solitudes, +Where the veil'd idol kneels; and vistas, through +Barr'd lattices, that give the enamoured view, +Flowers, orange-trees, and waters sparkling near, +And black and lovely eyes,--Alas, that Fear, +At those heaven-gates, dark sentinel should stand, +To scare even Fancy from her promised land! + +_Foreign Quar. Rev._ + + * * * * * + + +THE SKETCH BOOK. + +THE MYSTERIOUS TAILOR. + +_A Romance of High Holborn._ + +_(Concluded from page 46.)_ + + +On recovering from my stupor, I found myself with a physician and two +apothecaries beside me, in bed at the George Inn, Ramsgate. I had been, +it seems, for two whole days delirious, during which pregnant interval I +had lived over again all the horrors of the preceding hours. The wind +sang in my ears, the phantom forms of the unburied flitted pale and +ghastly before my eyes. I fancied that I was still on the sea; that the +massive copper-coloured clouds which hovered scarcely a yard overhead, +were suddenly transformed into uncouth shapes, who glared at me from +between saffron chinks, made by the scudding wrack; that the waters +teemed with life, cold, slimy, preternatural things of life; that their +eyes after assuming a variety of awful expressions, settled down into +that dull frozen character, and their voices into that low, sepulchral, +indefinable tone, which marked the Mysterious Tailor. This wretch was +the Abaddon of my dreamy Pandaemonium. He was ever before me; he lent an +added splendour to the day, and deepened the midnight gloom. On the +heights of Bologne I saw him; far away over the foaming waters he +floated still and lifeless beside me, his eye never once off my face, +his voice never silent in my ear. + +My tale would scarcely have an end, were I to repeat but the one half of +what during two brief days (two centuries in suffering) I experienced +from this derangement of the nervous system. My readers may fancy that I +have exaggerated my state of mind: far from it, I have purposely +softened down the more distressing particulars, apprehensive, if not of +being discredited, at least of incurring ridicule. Towards the close of +the third day my fever began to abate, I became more sobered in my turn +of thought, could contrive to answer questions, and listen with +tolerable composure to my landlord's details of my miraculous +preservation. The storm was slowly rolling off my mind, but the swell +was still left behind it. The fourth day found me so far recovered, that +I was enabled to quit my chamber, sit beside an open window, and derive +amusement from the uncouth appearance of a Dutch crew, whose brig was +lying at anchor in the harbour. From this time forward, every hour +brought fresh accession to my strength, until at the expiration of the +tenth day--so sudden is recovery in cases of violent fever when once the +crisis is passed--I was sufficiently restored to take my place by a +night-coach for London. The first few stages I endured tolerably well, +notwithstanding that I had somewhat rashly ventured upon an outside +place; but as midnight drew on, the wind became so piercingly keen, +accompanied every now and then by a squally shower of sleet, that I was +glad to bargain for an inside berth. By good luck, there was just room +enough left for one, which I instantly appropriated, in spite of sundry +hints _hemmed_ forth by a crusty old gentleman, that the coach was full +already. I took my place in the coach, to the dissatisfaction of those +already seated there. Not a word was spoken for miles: for the +circumstance of its being dark increased the distrust of all, and, in +the firm conviction that I was an adventurer, they had already, I make +no doubt, buttoned up their pockets, and diligently adjusted their +watch-chains. In a short time, this reserve wore away. From this moment +the conversation became general. Each individual had some invalid story +to relate, and I too, so far forgot my usual taciturnity as to indulge +my hearers with a detail of my late indisposition--of its origin in the +Mysterious Tailor--of the wretch's inconceivable persecution--of the +fiendish peculiarities of his appearance--of his astonishing ubiquity, +and lastly, of my conviction that he was either more or less than man. +Scarcely had the very uncourteous laughter that accompanied this +narrative concluded, when a low, intermittent snore, proceeding from a +person close at my elbow, challenged my most serious notice. The sound +was peculiar--original--unearthly--and reminded me of the same music +which had so harrowed my nerves at Bologne. Yet it could not surely be +he--he, the very thoughts of whom now sent a thrill through every vein. +Oh, no! it must be some one else--there were other harmonious +sternutators beside him, he could not be the only nasal nightingale in +the three kingdoms. While I thus argued the matter, silently, yet +suspiciously, a wandering gleam of day, streaming in at the coach +windows, faintly lit up a nose the penultimate peculiarities of which +gave a very ominous turn to my reflections. In due time this light +became more vivid; and beneath its encouraging influence, first, a pair +of eyes--then two sallow, juiceless cheeks, then an upper lip, then a +projecting chin; and lastly, the entire figure of the Mysterious Tailor +himself, whose head, it seems, had hitherto been folded, bird-like, upon +his breast, grew into atrocious distinctness, while from the depths of +the creature's throat came forth the strangely-solemn whisper, "touching +that little account." For this once, indignation got the better of +affright. "Go where I will," I exclaimed, passionately interrupting him, +"I find I cannot avoid you, you have a supernatural gift of +omnipresence, but be you fiend or mortal I will now grapple with you;" +and accordingly snatching at that obnoxious feature which, like the tail +of the rattle-snake, had twice warned me of its master's fatal presence, +I grasped it with such zealous good will, that had it been of mortal +manufacture it must assuredly have come off in my hands. Aroused by the +laughter of my fellow passengers, the coachman--who was just preparing +to mount, after having changed horses at Dartford--abruptly opened the +door, on which I as abruptly jumped out; and after paying my fare the +whole way to town, and casting on the fiend a look of "inextinguishable +hatred," made an instant retreat into the inn. About the middle of the +next day I reached London, and without a moment's pause hurried to the +lodgings of my beforementioned friend C----. Luckily he was at home, but +started at the strange forlorn figure that presented itself. And well +indeed he might. My eye-balls were glazed and bloody, my cheeks white as +a shroud, my mouth a-jar, my lips blue and quivering. "For God's sake, +C----," I began, vouchsafing no further explanation, "lend me--(I +specified the sum)--or I am ruined; that infernal, inconceivable Tailor +has--." C----smilingly interrupted me by an instant compliance with my +demand; on which, without a moment's delay, I bounded off, breathless +and semi-frantic, towards my arch fiend's Pandaemonium at High Holborn. +I cannot--cannot say what I felt as I crossed over from Drury-lane +towards his den, more particularly when, on entering, I beheld the demon +himself behind his counter--calm, moveless, and sepulchral, as if +nothing of moment had occurred; as if he were an every-day dun, or I an +every-day debtor. The instant he espied me, a sardonic smile, together +with that appalling dissyllable, "touching" (which I never to this day +hear, see, or write without a shudder) escaped him; but before he could +close his oration, I had approached, trembling with rage and reverence, +towards him, and, thrusting forth the exact sum, was rushing from his +presence, when he beckoned me back for a receipt. A receipt, and from +him too! It was like taking a receipt for one's soul from Satan!! + +The reader will doubtless conclude that, now at least, having +satisfactorily settled his demands, I had done with my Tormentor for +ever. This inference is in part correct. I followed up my vocation with +an energy strangely contrasted with my recent indifference, was early +and late in the schools, and for three months pursued this course with +such ardour, that my adventures with the Mysterious Tailor, though not +forgotten, were yet gradually losing their once powerful hold on my +imagination. This was precisely the state of my feelings, when early one +autumnal morning, just seven months from the date of my last visit to +High Holborn, I chanced to be turning down Saint Giles's Church, on my +way to--Hospital. I had nothing to render me more than usually pensive; +no new vexations, no sudden pecuniary embarrassment; yet it so happened, +that on this particular morning I felt a weight at my heart, and a cloud +on my brain, for which I could in no way account. As I passed along +Broad Street, I made one or two bold attempts to rally. I stared +inquisitively at the different passers by, endeavouring, by a snatch at +the expression of their faces, to speculate on the turn of their minds, +and the nature of their occupations; I then began to whistle and hum +some lively air, at the same time twirling my glove with affected +unconcern; but nothing would do; every exertion I made to appear +cheerful, not only found no answering sympathy from within, but even +exaggerated by constrast my despondency. In this condition I reached +Saint Giles's Church. A crowd was assembled at the gate opposite its +entrance, and presently the long surly toll of the death-bell--that +solemn and oracular memento--announced that a funeral was on the eve of +taking place. The funeral halted at the entrance gate, where the coffin +was taken from the hearse, and and thence borne into the chancel. This +ceremony concluded, the procession again set forth towards the home +appointed for the departed in a remote quarter of the church-yard. And +now the interest began in reality to deepen. As the necessary +preparations were making for lowering the coffin into earth, the +mourners--even those who had hitherto looked unmoved--pressed gradually +nearer, and with a momentary show of interest, to the grave. Such is the +ennobling character of death. + +The preparations were by this time concluded, and nothing now remained +but the last summons of the sexton. At this juncture, while the coffin +was being lowered into its resting place, my eyes, accidentally, it may +be said, but in reality by some fatal instinct, fell full upon the lid, +on which I instantly recognised a name, long and fearfully known to +me--the name of the Mysterious Tailor of High Holborn. Oh, how many +thrilling recollections did this one name recal? The rencontre in the +streets of London--the scene at the masquerade--the meeting at +Bologne--the storm--the shipwreck--the sinking vessel--the appearance at +that moment of _the man_ himself--the subsequent visions of mingled +fever and insanity: all, all now swept across my mind, as for the last +time I gazed on the remains of him who was powerless henceforth for +ever. In a few minutes one little span of earth would keep down that +strange form which seemed once endowed with ubiquity. That wild +unearthly voice was mute; that wandering glance was fixed; a seal was +set upon those lips which eternity itself could not remove. Yes, my +Tormentor--my mysterious--omnipresent Tormentor was indeed gone; and in +that one word, how much of vengeance was forgotten! I was roused from +this reverie by the hollow sound of the clay as it fell dull and heavy +on the coffin-lid. The poor sleeper beneath could not hear it, it is +true; his slumber, henceforth, was sound; the full tide of human +population pressing fast beside the spot where he lay buried, should +never wake him more: no human sorrow should rack his breast, no dream +disturb his repose; yet cold, changed, and senseless as he was, the +first sound of the falling clods jarred strange and harsh upon my ear, +as if it must perforce awake him. In this feverish state of mind I +quitted the church-yard, and, on my road home, passed by the shop where +I had first met with the deceased. It was altered--strangely altered--to +my mind, revoltingly so. Its quaint antique character, its dingy +spectral look were gone, and there was even a studied air of +cheerfulness about it, as if the present proprietor were anxious to +obliterate every association, however slight, that might possibly remind +him of the past. The former owner had but just passed out, his ashes +were scarcely cold, and already his name was on the wane. Yet this is +human nature. So trifling, in fact, is the gap caused by our absence in +society, that there needs no patriotic Curtius to leap into it; it +closes without a miracle the instant it is made, and none but a +disinterested Undertaker knows or cares for whom tolls our passing bell. + +_Monthly Magazine._ + + * * * * * + +SPIRIT OF THE + ++PUBLIC JOURNALS.+ + + +THE TOUR OF DULNESS. + +From her throne of clouds, as Dulness look'd + On her foggy and favour'd nation, +She sleepily nodded her poppy-crown'd head, +And gently waved her sceptre of lead, + In token of approbation. + +For the north-west wind brought clouds and gloom, + Blue devils on earth, and mists in the air; +Of parliamentary prose some died, +Some perpetrated suicide, + And her empire flourish'd there. + +The Goddess look'd with a gracious eye + On her ministers great and small; +But most she regarded with tenderness +Her darling shrine, the Minerva Press, + In the street of Leadenhall. + +This was her sacred haunt, and here + Her name was most adored, +Her chosen here officiated. +And hence her oracles emanated, + And breathed the Goddess in every word. + +She pass'd from the east to the west, and paused + In New Burlington-street awhile, +To inspire a few puffs for Colburn and Co. +And indite some dozen novels or so + In the fashionable style. + + * * * * * + +Then turning her own Magazine to inspect, + She was rather at fault, as of late +The colour and series both were new; +But the Goddess, with discernment true, + Detected it by the weight. + +She cross'd the Channel next, and peep'd + At Dublin; but the zeal +Of the liberty boys soon put her to flight. +And she dropp'd her mantle in her fright, + Which fell on Orator Shiel. + +Thence sped she to the Land of Cakes, + The land she loves and its possessors; +She loves its Craniologists, +Political Economists, + And all Scotch _mists_ and Scotch Professors. + +And chiefly she on McCulloch smiled, +As a mother smiles on her darling child, + Or a lady on her lover; +Then, bethinking her of Parliament, +She hasten'd South, but ere she went, +She promised if nothing occurr'd to prevent, + To return when the Session was over. + +_Blackwood's Magazine._ + + * * * * * + +CANNIBALISM. + +In great cities, cannibalism takes an infinite variety of shapes. In the +neighbourhood of St. James's-street there are numerous slaughter-houses, +where men are daily consumed by the operation of cards and dice; and +where they are caught by the same bait, at which Quin said he should +have infallibly bitten. A similar process is likewise carried on in +'Change Alley, on a great scale; not to speak of that snare especially +set for widows and children, called a "joint stock speculation." But +your cannibal of cannibals is a parliament patron. Here, a great borough +proprietor swallows a regiment at a single gulp; and there, the younger +son of a lord ruminates over a colony till the very crows cannot find a +dinner in it; and there again, a duke or a minister, himself and his +family, having first "supped full of horrors," casts a diocese to the +side-table, to be mumbled at leisure by his son's tutor. The town is +occasionally very indignant and very noisy against the gouls of +Surgeons' Hall, because they live upon the dead carcasses of their +fellow-creatures; while, strange to say, it takes but little account of +the hordes of wretches who openly, and in the face of day, hunt down +living men in their nefarious dealings as porter brewers, quack doctors, +informers, attorneys, manufacturers of bean flour, alum, and Portland +stone; and torture their subjects like so many barbacued pigs, in the +complicated processes of their cookery.--_New Month. Mag._ + + * * * * * + +SIGNS OF THE TIMES. + +"They say this town is full of cozenage, +As nimble jugglers that deceive the eye, +Disguised cheaters, prating mountebanks, +And many such like libertines of sin." +SHAKSPEARE. + ++Caveat emptor+! This is the age of fraud, imposture, substitution, +transmutation, adulteration, abomination, contamination, and many others +of the same sinister ending, always excepting purification. Every thing +is debased and sophisticated, and "nothing is but what is not." All +things are mixed, lowered, debased, deteriorated, by our cozening +dealers and shopkeepers; and, bad as they are, there is every reason to +fear that they are "mox daturos progeniem vitiosiorem." We wonder at the +increase of bilious and dyspeptic patients, at the number of new books +upon stomach complaints, at the rapid fortunes made by practitioners who +undertake (the very word is ominous) to cure indigestion; but how can it +be otherwise, when Accum, before he took to quoting with his scissors, +assured us there was "poison in the pot;" when a recent writer has +shown that there are still more deleterious ingredients in the +wine-bottle; and when we ourselves have all had dismal intestine +evidence that our bread is partly made of ground bones, alum, plaster of +Paris; our tea, of aloe-leaves; our beer, of injurious drugs; our milk, +of snails and chalk; and that even the water supplied to us by our +companies is any thing rather than the real Simon Pure it professes to +be. Not less earnestly than benevolently do our quack doctors implore us +to beware of spurious articles; Day and Martin exhort us not to take our +polish from counterfeit blacking: every advertiser beseeches the +"pensive public" to be upon its guard against supposititious +articles--all, in short, is knavery, juggling, cheating, and +deception.--_Ibid._ + + * * * * * + +Retrospective Gleanings + +SONNET + +BY HENRY TEONOE, A SEA CHAPLAIN IN THE REIGN OF CHARLES II. + +_Composed October the First, over against the East part of Candia._ + +O! Ginnee was a bony lasse, + Which maks the world to woonder +How ever it should com to passe + That wee did part a sunder. + +The driven snow, the rose so rare, + The glorious sunne above thee, +Can not with my Ginnee compare, + She was so wonderous lovely. + +Her merry lookes, her forhead high, + Her hayre like golden-wyer, +Her hand and foote, her lipe or eye, + Would set a saint on fyre. + +And for to give Giunee her due, + Thers no ill part about her; +The turtle-dove's not half so true; + Then whoe can live without her? + +King Solomon, where ere he lay, + Did nere unbrace a kinder; +O! why should Ginnee gang away, + And I be left behind her? + +Then will I search each place and roome + From London to Virginny, +From Dover-peere to Scanderoone, + But I will finde my Ginny. + +But Ginny's turned back I feare, + When that I did not mind her; +Then back to England will I steare, + To see where I can find her. + +And haveing Ginnee once againe, + If sheed doe her indeavour, +The world shall never make us twaine-- + Weel live and dye together. + + * * * * * + +SONG BY KING CHARLES II. + +_On the Duchess of Portsmouth leaving England._ + +_(For the Mirror.)_ + +Bright was the morning, cool the air, +Serene was all the skies; +When on the waves I left my dear, +The center of my joys; +Heav'n and nature smiling were. +And nothing sad but I. + +Each rosy field their odours spread, +All fragrant was the shore; +Each river God rose from his bed, +And sighing own'd her pow'r; +Curling the waves they deck'd their heads, +As proud of what they bore. + +Glide on ye waves, bear these lines, +And tell her my distress; +Bear all these sighs, ye gentle winds, +And waft them to her breast; +Tell her if e'er she prove unkind, +I never shall have rest. + + * * * * * + +The Anecdote Gallery + +VOLTAIRE. + +_(From various Authorities.)_ + +The Chateau of Ferney, the celebrated residence of Voltaire, six miles +from Geneva, is a place of very little picturesque beauty: its broad +front is turned to the high road, without any regard to the prospect, +and the garden is adorned with cut trees, parapet walls with +flower-pots, jets d'eaux, &c. Voltaire's bed-room is shown in its +pristine state, just as he left it in 1777, when, after a residence of +twenty years, he went to Paris to enjoy a short triumph and die. Time +and travellers have much impaired the furniture of light-blue silk, and +the Austrians, quartered in the house during the late war, have not +improved it; the bed-curtains especially, which for the last forty years +have supplied each traveller with a precious little bit, hastily torn +off, are of course in tatters. The bedstead is of common deal, coarsely +put together; a miserable portrait of Le Kain, in crayons, hangs inside +of the bed, and two others, equally bad, on each side, Frederic and +Voltaire himself. Round the room are bad prints of Washington, Franklin, +Sir Isaac Newton, and several other celebrated personages; the +ante-chamber is decorated with naked figures, in bad taste; each of +these rooms may be 12 feet by 15. + +Such is the narrative of an intelligent traveller, who recently visited +Ferney. "Very few," says he, "remain alive, of those who saw the poet: a +gardener who conducted us about the grounds had that advantage; he +showed us the place where the theatre stood, filling the space on the +left-hand side in entering, between the chateau and the chapel, but the +inscription on the last, _Voltaire à Dieu_, was removed during the reign +of terror. The _old_ gardener spoke favourably of his _old_ master, who +was, he said, _bon homme tout-a-fait, bien charitable,_ and took an +airing every morning in his coach and four." + +In the sitting-room, adjoining the bedroom, which he was accustomed to +occupy, besides some good ancient paintings, is a very singular picture, +which was painted according to Voltaire's direction. The principal +personages are Voltaire, holding in his hand a roll of paper inscribed +La Henriade; next him is a female personification of this favourite +poem, whom he is presenting to Apollo crowned with rays of glory; Louis +XIV. with his queen and court, are observing these chief figures. In +another part, the Muses are crowning the burst of Voltaire with wreaths +of flowers, and proposing to place it with those of other immortal +authors in the Temple of Fame. The bottom of the picture is occupied by +his enemies, who are being torn to pieces by wild beasts, or burning in +flames of fire. + +In the bed-room is a marble cenotaph, on which is an urn that formerly +contained the heart of Voltaire, which was removed several years ago, +and placed in the church of Les Invalides at Paris. In this room also is +an engraving of Voltaire's monument in the church-yard of Ferney. In +this, four figures, representing the four quarters of the world, are +preparing to honour his bust with wreaths of laurel and palms. +Ignorance, meanwhile, with the wings of a fiend, armed with rods, is +driving them away in the midst of their pacific employment, and +extinguishing a lamp which burns above the tomb. It is a singular +circumstance that Voltaire caused the church of Ferney to be built, as +well as several houses in the village, and on an iron vane on the top of +the former is inscribed, "_Deo erexit Voltaire_." + +After his escape from the court of Frederic, Voltaire went first to +Lausanne, were he resided some years, and where he fitted up a private +theatre; his acquaintances there supplied him with performers, of whom +it seems he was proud, and who acted for him Zaire, Alzira, and several +other plays. Some spirited drawings of Huber represent him behind the +scene teaching, scolding, encouraging the actors; you might have thought +you heard his loud _bravo_! The part of Lusignan was frequently filled +by the poet himself, who was so much taken with it as to be seen in the +morning at the door of his house already dressed for the stage. Voltaire +had a hollow wooden voice, and his declamation had more pomp in it than +nature; yet in the part of Trissotin, in the Femmes Savantes, he +performed very well. + +From Lausanne, where he quarrelled with several persons, he went, in +1755, to St. Jean, close to Geneva, and gave to the house he occupied +the name of _Les Dèlices_, which it retains to this day. Ferney, which +he bought soon after, became his permanent residence for twenty years. + +Strangers of distinction made a point of calling on the philosopher of +Ferney, who for some years received their visits very willingly, giving +them _fêtes_ and plays; but he became tired of this, and at last would +only see those who could amuse him while he amused them. A quaker from +Philadelphia, called Claude Gay, travelling in Europe, stayed some time +at Geneva; he was known as the author of some Theological works, and +liked for his good sense, moderation, and simplicity. Voltaire heard of +him, his curiosity was excited, and he desired to see him. The quaker +felt great reluctance, but suffered himself at last to be carried to +Ferney, Voltaire having promised before hand to his friends that he +would say nothing that could give him offence. At first he was delighted +with the tall, straight, handsome quaker, his broad-brimmed hat, and +plain drab suit of clothes; the mild and serene expression of his +countenance; and the dinner promised to go off very well; yet he soon +took notice of the great sobriety of his guest, and made jokes, to which +he received grave and modest answers. The patriarchs, and the first +inhabitants of the earth were next alluded to; by and by he began to +sneer at the historical proofs of Revelation; but Claude was not to be +driven away from his ground, and while examining these proofs, and +arguing upon them rationally, he overlooked the light attacks of his +adversary, when not to the point, appeared insensible to his sarcasms +and wit, and remained always cool and serious. Voltaire's vivacity at +last turned to downright anger; his eyes flashed fire whenever they met +the benign and placid countenance of the quaker, and the dispute went so +far at last, that the latter, getting up, said, "Friend Voltaire! +perhaps thou mayst come to understand these matters rightly; in the +meantime, finding I can do thee no good, I leave thee, and so fare thee +well!" So saying he went away on foot, notwithstanding all entreaties, +back again to Geneva, leaving the whole company in consternation. +Voltaire immediately retired to his own room. M. Huber,[8] who was +present at this scene, made a drawing of the two actors. + +PHILO. + + + + * * * * * + ++THE GATHERER.+ + +A snapper up of unconsidered trifles. +SHAKSPEARE. + + +SIR W. JONES AND MR. DAY. + +One day, upon removing some books at the chambers of Sir William Jones, +a large spider dropped upon the floor, upon which Sir William, with some +warmth, said, "Kill that spider, Day, kill that spider!" "No," said Mr. +Day, with that coolness for which he was so conspicuous, "I will not +kill that spider, Jones; I do not know that I have a right to kill that +spider! Suppose when you are going in your coach to Westminster Hall, a +superior being, who, perhaps may have as much power over you as you have +over this insect, should say to his companion, 'Kill that lawyer! kill +that lawyer!' how should you like that, Jones? and I am sure, to most +people, a lawyer is a more noxious animal than a spider." + + * * * * * + +BISHOP + +In Cambridge, this title is not confined to the dignitaries of the +church; but _port_ wine, made _copiously potable_ by being mulled and +burnt, with the _addenda_ of roasted lemons all bristling like angry +hedge-hogs (studded with cloves,) is dignified with the appellation of +_Bishop_: + +Beneath some old oak, come and rest thee, my hearty; + Our foreheads with roses, oh! let us entwine! +And, inviting young Bacchus to be of the party, + We'll drown all our troubles in oceans of wine! + +And perfumed with _Macassar_ or _Otto_ of roses, + We'll pass round the BISHOP, the spice-breathing cup, +And take of that medicine such wit-breeding doses, + We'll knock _down_ the god, or he shall knock us _up_. + + * * * * * + +GAZETTED AND IN THE GAZETTE. + +These terms imply very different things. The son of a nobleman is +_gazetted_, as a cornet in a regiment, and all his friends rejoice. John +Thomson is _in the Gazette_, and all his friends lament. + + * * * * * + +UNFORTUNATE CASE. + +A zealous priest in the north of Ireland missed a constant auditor from +his congregation, in which schism had already made depredations. "What +keeps our friend Farmer B----away from us?" was the anxious question +proposed by the vigilant minister to his assistant, "I have not seen him +among us," continued he, "these three weeks; I hope it is not +Protestantism that keeps him away," "No," was the reply, "it is worse +than that." "Worse than Protestantism? God forbid it should,--Deism?" +"No, worse than that." "Worse than Deism! good heavens, I trust it is +not Atheism." "No, worse than Atheism!" "Impossible, nothing can be +worse than Atheism!" "Yes, it is, your honour--_it is Rheumatism_!" + + * * * * * + +LIQUIDATING CLAIMS. + +During a remarkable wet summer, Joe Vernon, whose vocal taste and humour +contributed for many years to the entertainment of the frequenters of +Vauxhall Gardens, but who was not quite so good a _timist_ in money +matters as in music, meeting an acquaintance who had the misfortune to +hold some of his unhonoured paper, was asked by him, not uninterestedly, +how the gardens were going on? "Oh, _swimmingly_!" answered the jocose +Joe. "Glad to hear it," retorted the creditor, "their _swimming_ state, +I hope, will cause the singers to _liquidate their notes_." + + * * * * * + +Mr. Samuel Deacon, a most respectable Baptist minister, who resided at +Barton in Leicestershire, was not peculiarly happy in his cast of +countenance or general appearance; conscious of the silly ridicule his +unprepossessing _tout ensemble_ occasionally excited, he made the +following good-humoured, quaint remark:-- + +"The carcass that you look at so, +Is not Sam Deacon, you must know, +But 'tis the carriage--the machine, +Which Samuel Deacon rideth in." + + * * * * * + +ADVANTAGES OF LOQUACITY + +A very pretty woman, who was tediously loquacious, complained one day to +Madame de Sevigné, that she was sadly tormented by her lovers. "Oh, +Madame," said Madame de Sevigné to her, with a smile, "it is very easy +to get rid of them: you have only to speak." + + * * * * * + +_Printed and Published by J. LIMBIRD 143, Strand, (near Somerset House,) +London; sold by ERNEST FLEISCHEN, 626, New Market, Leipsic; and by all +Newsman and Booksellers._ + +FOOTNOTES: + +[1] The old bridge was of wood, and 168 yards in length. It was the most +ancient on the River Thames, except that of London, and is mentioned in +a record of the 8th year of Henry III. + +[2] At the time the chapel fell, the sexton, while digging a grave was +buried under the ruins, with another person, and his daughter. The +latter, notwithstanding she lay covered seven hours, survived this +misfortune seventeen years, and was her father's successor. The memory +of this event is preserved by a print of this singular woman, engraved +by M'Ardell. + +[3] The work is dedicated to Dr. Babington, "in remembrance of some +delightful days passed in his society, and in gratitude for an +uninterrupted friendship of a quarter of a century;" and in the preface +the author, after saying that the characters are imaginary, intimates +that "in the portrait of HALIEUS, given in the last dialogue, a +likeness, he thinks, will not fail to be recognised to that of a most +estimable physician, ardently beloved by his friends, and esteemed and +venerated by the public." + +[4] In our last volume, this was erroneously attributed to Swift. + +[5] See page 370, vol. xi. MIRROR. + +[6] As "kill him, crimp him," &c. + +[[7]] The late worthy and scientific Wm. Reynolds, of the Bank, near +Ketley. + +[8] M. Huber was the father of the author of a work on the economy of +bees, and the grandfather of the author of a work on the economy of +ants. The first M. Huber had a very peculiar talent for drawing; with +his scissors he could cut a piece of paper into a representation of +anything, as accurately, and as fast, and with as much spirit, as he +might have delineated with his pencil either figures or landscapes. +Voltaire was his favourite subject; and he is known to have taught his +dog to bite off a piece of crumb of bread, which he held in his hand, so +as to give it as last the appearance of Voltaire. + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, +and Instruction, by Various + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 10331 *** diff --git a/10331-8.txt b/10331-8.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..edb9439 --- /dev/null +++ b/10331-8.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1930 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and +Instruction, by Various + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction + Volume XII., No. 324, July 26, 1828 + +Author: Various + +Release Date: November 29, 2003 [EBook #10331] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MIRROR OF LITERATURE 324 *** + + + + +Produced by Jonathan Ingram, Sjaani and PG Distributed Proofreaders + + + + +THE MIRROR + +OF + +LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION. + +324.] SATURDAY, JULY 26, 1828. [Price 2_d_. + +Vol. XII + +[Illustration: KINGSTON NEW BRIDGE] + + + + +KINGSTON NEW BRIDGE. + +Through many a bridge the wealthy river roll'd. +SOUTHEY. + +The annexed picturesque engraving represents the new bridge[1] from +Kingston-upon-Thames to Hampton-Wick, in the royal manor of Hampton +Court. It is built of Portland stone, and consists of five elliptical +arches, the centre arch being 60 feet span by 19 in height, and the side +arches 56 and 52 feet span respectively. The abutments are terminated by +towers or bastions, and the whole is surmounted by a cornice and +balustrade, with galleries projecting over the pier; which give a bold +relief to the general elevation. The length of the bridge is 382 feet by +27 feet in width. It is of chaste Grecian architecture, from the design +of Mr. Lapidge, to whose courtesy we are indebted for the original of +our engraving. The building contract was undertaken by Mr. Herbert for +£26,800. and the extra work has not exceeded £100. a very rare, if not +an unprecedented occurrence in either public or private undertakings of +this description. The first stone was laid by the Earl of Liverpool, +November 7, 1825, and the bridge was opened in due form by her royal +highness the Duchess of Clarence, on July 17, 1828. + +Kingston is one of the most picturesque towns on the banks of the +Thames; and its antiquarian attractions are of the highest order. It was +occupied by the Romans, and in aftertimes it was either a royal +residence or a royal demesne, so early as the union of the Saxon +Heptarchy; for there is a record extant of a council held there in 838, +at which Egbert, the first king of all England, and his son Athelwolf +were present; and in this record it is styled _Kyningenstum famosa ilia +locus_. Some of our Saxon kings were also crowned here; and adjoining +the church is a large stone, on which, according to tradition, they were +placed during the ceremony. Many interesting relics have from time to +time been discovered in illustration of these historical facts, and till +the year 1730, the figures of some of the above kings and that of king +John (who chartered the town) were preserved in a chapel adjoining the +above spot. In that year, however, the chapel fell, and with it were +demolished the royal _effigies_.[2] Mr. Lysons, with his usual accuracy, +enumerates nine kings who were crowned here. + +Kingston formerly sent members to parliament, till, by petition, the +inhabitants prayed to be relieved from the burden! + +At Hampton Wick, the village on the opposite bank, resided the witty but +profligate Sir Richard Steele, in a house which he whimsically +denominated "the hovel;" and "from the Hovel at Hampton Wick, April 7, +1711," he dedicated the fourth volume of the _Tatler_ to Charles, Lord +Halifax. This was probably about the time he became surveyor of the +royal stables at Hampton Court, governor of the king's comedians, a +justice of the peace for Middlesex, and a knight. + + * * * * * + + +ARCHBISHOPS OF CANTERBURY. + +The first Archbishop of Canterbury was Austin, appointed by King +Ethelbert, on his conversion to Christianity, about the year 598. Before +the coming of the Saxons into England, the Christian Britons had three +Archbishops, viz. of London, York, and Caerleon, an ancient city of +South Wales. The Britons being driven out of these parts, the +Archbishoprick of London became extinct; and when Pope Gregory the Great +had afterwards sent thither Augustine, and his fellow-labourer to preach +the Gospel to the then heathen Saxons, the Archiepiscopal See was +planted at Canterbury, as being the metropolis of the kingdom of Kent, +where King Ethelbert had received the same St. Augustine, and with his +kingdom was baptized, and embraced the doctrines of Christianity before +the rest of the Heptarchy. The other Archbishoprick of Caerleon was +translated to St. David's in Pembrokeshire, and afterwards wholly to the +See of Canterbury; since which, all England and Wales reckon but two +Archbishops, Canterbury and York. The following Archbishops have died at +Lambeth Palace;--Wittlesey, in 1375; Kemp, 1453; Dean, 1504; all buried +in Canterbury Cathedral: Cardinal Pole, 1558, after lying in state here +40 days was buried at Canterbury; Parker, 1575, buried in Lambeth +Chapel; Whitgift, 1604, buried at Croydon; Bancroft, 1610, buried at +Lambeth; Juxon, 1663, buried in the chapel of St. John's College, +Oxford; Sheldon, 1667, buried at Croydon; Tillotson, 1694, buried in the +church of St. Laurence Jewry, London; Tennison, 1715; and Potter, 1747, +both buried at Croydon; Seeker, 1768; Cornwallis, 1783, and Moore, +1805, all buried at Lambeth. In 1381, the Archbishop, Simon of Sudbury, +fell a victim to Wat Tyler and his crew, when they attacked Lambeth +Palace. + +P. T. W. + + * * * * * + + +DAYS OF FLY FISHING. + +That an ex-president (Sir Humphry Davy) of the Royal Society should +write a book on field sports may at first sight appear rather +_unphilosophical_; although it is not more fanciful than Bishop +Berkeley's volume on tar water, Bishop Watson's improvement in the +manufacture of gunpowder, Sir Walter Scott writing a sermon, or a Scotch +minister inventing a safety gun, and, as we are told, _presenting_ the +same to the King in person. Be this as it may, since our first +acquaintance with the "prince of piscators," the patriarch of anglers, +Isaak Walton, it has seldom been our lot to meet with so pleasant a +volume as _Salmonia, or Days of Fly Fishing_, to whose contents we are +about to introduce our readers. + +In our last number we gave a _flying_ extract, entitled, "Superstitions +on the Weather," being a fair specimen of the very agreeable manner of +the digressions in the above work, which is, perhaps, less practical +than it might have been; but this defect is more than atoned for in the +author's felicitous mode of intermingling with the main subject, some of +the most curious facts and phenomena in natural history and philosophy +so as to familiarize the angler with many causes and effects which +altogether belong to a higher class of reading than that of mere +amusement. All this, too, is done in a simple, graceful, and flowing +style, always amusive, and sometimes humorously illustrative--advantages +which our philosophical writers do not generally exhibit, but which are +more or less evident in every page of Sir Humphry Davy's writings. + +_Salmonia_ consists of a series of conversations between four +characters--Halieus,[3] Poietes, Physicus, Ornither. In the "First Day" +we have an ingenious vindication of fly fishing against the well-known +satire of Johnson[4] and Lord Byron, and the following:-- + +_Halieus._--A noble lady, long distinguished at court for pre-eminent +beauty and grace, and whose mind possesses undying charms, has written +some lines in my copy of Walton, which, if you will allow me, I will +repeat to you:-- + +Albeit, gentle Angler, I + Delight not in thy trade, +Yet in thy pages there doth lie +So much of quaint simplicity, + So much of mind, + Of such good kind. + That none need be afraid, +Caught by thy cunning bait, this book, +To be ensnared on thy hook. + +Gladly from thee, I'm lur'd to bear + With things that seem'd most vile before, +For thou didst on poor subjects rear +Matter the wisest sage might hear. + And with a grace, + That doth efface + More laboured works, thy simple lore +Can teach us that thy skilful _lines_, +More than the scaly brood _confines_. + +Our hearts and senses too, we see, + Rise quickly at thy master hand, +And ready to be caught by thee +Are lured to virtue willingly. + Content and peace, + With health and ease, + Walk by thy side. At thy command +We bid adieu to worldly care. +And joy in gifts that all may share. + +Gladly with thee, I pace along. + And of sweet fancies dream; +Waiting till some inspired song, +Within my memory cherished long, + Comes fairer forth. + With more of worth; + Because that time upon its stream +Feathers and chaff will bear away, +But give to gems a brighter ray. + +And though the charming and intellectual author of this poem is not an +angler herself, yet I can quote the example of her lovely daughters to +vindicate fly fishing from the charge of cruelty, and to prove that the +most delicate and refined minds can take pleasure in this innocent +amusement. + +Gay's passionate love for angling is well known; it was his principal +occupation in the summer at Amesbury; and "the late excellent John +Tobin, author of the _Honey Moon_, was an ardent angler." Among heroes, +Trajan was fond of angling. Nelson was a good fly-fisher, and continued +the pursuit even with his left hand; and, says the author, "I have known +a person who fished with him at Merton, in the Wandle. Dr. Paley was so +much attached to this amusement, that when the Bishop of Durham inquired +of him when one of his most important works would be finished, he said, +with great simplicity and good-humour, 'My lord, I shall work steadily +at it when the fly-fishing season is over.'"--Then we have a poetical +description of river scenery, till two of the party arrive at the +following conclusions:-- + +I have already admitted the danger of analyzing, too closely, the moral +character of any of our field sports; yet I think it cannot be doubted +that the nervous system of fish, and cold-blooded animals in general, is +less sensitive than that of warm-blooded animals. The hook usually is +fixed in the cartilaginous part of the mouth, where there are no nerves; +and a proof that the sufferings of a hooked fish cannot be great is +found in the circumstance, that though a trout has been hooked and +played for some minutes, he will often, after his escape with the +artificial fly in his mouth, take the natural fly, and feed as if +nothing had happened; having apparently learnt only from the experiment, +that the artificial fly is not proper for food. And I have caught pikes +with four or five hooks in their mouths, and tackle which they had +broken only a few minutes before; and the hooks seemed to have had no +other effect than that of serving as a sort of _sauce piquante_, urging +them to seize another morsel of the same kind.--The advocates for a +favourite pursuit never want sophisms to defend it. I have even heard it +asserted, that a hare enjoys being hunted. Yet I will allow that +fly-fishing, after your vindication, appears amongst the least cruel of +field sports. + +We must, however, confine ourselves to a few colloquial extracts from +the _practical_ portion of the volume; as + +_Flies on the Wandle, &c._ + +_Orn._--Surely the May-fly season is not the only season for day-fishing +in this river? [the Wandle.]--_Hal._ Certainly not. There are as many +fish to be taken, perhaps, in the spring fishing; but in this deep river +they are seldom in good season till the May-fly has been on, and a +fortnight hence they will be still better than even now. In September +there may be good fish taken here; but the autumnal flies are less +plentiful in this river than the spring flies--_Phys_, Pray tell me what +are the species of fly which take in these two seasons.--_Hal_. You know +that trout spawn or deposit their ova, &c. in the end of the autumn or +beginning of winter, from the middle of November till the beginning of +January, their maturity depending upon the temperature of the season, +their quantity of food, &c. They are at least six weeks or two months +after they have spawned before they recover their flesh; and the time +when these fish are at the worst, is likewise the worst time for +fly-fishing, both on account of the cold weather, and because there are +fewer flies on the water than at any other season. Even in December and +January there are a few small gnats or water-flies on the water in the +middle of the day, in bright days, or when there is sunshine. These are +generally black, and they escape the influence of the frost by the +effects of light on their black bodies, and probably by the extreme +rapidity of the motions of their fluids, and generally of their organs. +They are found only at the surface of the water, where the temperature +must be above the freezing point. In February a few double-winged +water-flies, which swim down the stream, are usually found in the middle +of the day, such as the willow-fly; and the cow-dung-fly is sometimes +carried on the water by winds. In March there are several flies found on +most rivers. The grannam, or green-tail-fly, with a wing like a moth, +comes on generally morning and evening, from five till eight o'clock, +A.M. in mild weather, in the end of March and through April. Then there +are the blue and the brown, both ephemerae, which come on, the first in +dark days, the second in bright days; these flies, when well imitated, +are very destructive to fish. The first is a small fly, with a palish +yellow body, and slender, beautiful wings, which rest on the back as it +floats down the water. The second, called the cob in Wales, is three or +four times as large, and has brown wings, which likewise protrude from +the back, and its wings are shaded like those of a partridge, brown and +yellow brown. These three kinds of flies lay their eggs in the water, +which produce larvae that remain in the state of worms, feeding and +breathing in the water till they are prepared for their metamorphosis, +and quit the bottoms of the rivers, and the mud and stones, for the +surface, and light and air. The brown fly usually disappears before the +end of April, likewise the grannam; but of the blue dun there is a +succession of different tints, or species, or varieties, which appear in +the middle of the day all the summer and autumn long. These are the +principal flies on the Wandle--the best and clearest stream near London. +In early spring these flies have dark olive bodies; in the end of April +and the beginning of May they are found yellow; and in the summer they +become cinnamon coloured; and again, as the winter approaches, gain a +darker hue. I do not, however, mean to say that they are the same flies, +but more probably successive generations of ephemerae of the same +species. The excess of heat seems equally unfavourable, as the excess of +cold, to the existence of the smaller species of water-insects, which, +during the intensity of sunshine, seldom appear in summer, but rise +morning and evening only. The blue dun has, in June and July, a yellow +body; and there is a water-fly which, in the evening, is generally found +before the moths appear, called the red spinner. Towards the end of +August, the ephemerae appear again in the middle of the day--a very +pale, small ephemera, which is of the same colour as that which is seen +in some rivers in the beginning of July. In September and October this +kind of fly is found with an olive body, and it becomes darker in +October and paler in November. There are two other flies which appear in +the end of September and continue during October, if the weather be +mild; a large yellow fly, with a fleshy body, and wings like a moth; and +a small fly with four wings, with a dark or claret coloured body, that +when it falls on the water has its wings like the great yellow fly, flat +on its back. This, or a claret bodied fly, very similar in character, +may be likewise found in March or April, on some waters. In this river I +have often caught many large trout in April and the beginning of May, +with the blue dun, having the yellow body; and in the upper part of the +stream below St. Albans, and between that and Watford, I have sometimes, +even as early as April, caught fish in good condition; but the _true_ +season for the Colne is the season of the May-fly. The same may be said +of most of the large English rivers containing large trouts, and +abounding in May-fly--such as the Test and the Kennett, the one running +by Stockbridge, the other by Hungerford. But in the Wandle, at +Carshalton and Beddington, the May-fly is not found; and the little +blues are the constant, and, when well imitated, killing flies on this +water; to which may be joined a dark alder-fly, and a red evening fly. +In the Avon, at Ringwood and Fordingbridge, the May-fly is likewise a +killing fly; but as this is a grayling river, the other flies, +particularly the grannam and blue and brown, are good in spring, and the +alder-fly or pale blue later, and the blue dun in September and October, +and even November. In the streams in the mountainous parts of Britain, +the spring and autumnal flies are by far the most killing. The Usk was +formerly a very productive trout-stream, and the fish being well fed by +the worms washed down by the winter floods, were often in good season, +cutting red, in March and the beginning of April: and at this season the +blues and browns, particularly when the water was a little stained after +a small flood, afforded the angler good sport. In Herefordshire and +Derbyshire, where trout and grayling are often found together, the same +periods are generally best for angling; but in the Dove, Lathkill, and +Wye, with the natural May-fly many fish may be taken; and in old times, +in peculiarly windy days, or high and troubled water, even the +artificial May-fly, according to Cotton, was very killing. + +Here we must end, at least _for the present_; but there is so much +anecdotical pleasantry in _Salmonia_ that we might continue our extracts +through many columns, and we are persuaded, to the gratification of the +majority of our readers. Even when we announced the publication of this +work a few weeks since, we were led to anticipate the delight it would +afford many of our esteemed correspondents, especially our friend +_W.H.H._, who has "caught about forty trout in two or three hours" in +the rocky basins of Pot-beck, &c.[5] + +Sir Humphry Davy mentions the Wandle in Surrey, as we have quoted; but +he does not allude to the trout-fishing in the Mole, in the Vale of +Leatherhead in the same county. There are in the course of the work a +few expressions which make humanity shudder, and would drive a +Pythagorean to madness,[6] notwithstanding the ingenuity with which the +author attempts to vindicate his favourite amusement. + + * * * * * + + +SHROPSHIRE AND WELSH GIRLS. + +There are few Londoners who in their suburban strolls have failed to +notice the scores of _female_ fruit-carriers by whose toil the markets +are supplied with some of their choicest delicacies. As an interesting +illustration of the meritorious character of these handmaids to luxury, +I send you the following extract from Sir Richard Phillips's _Walk from +London to Kew_. + +PHILO. + +In the strawberry season, hundreds of women are employed to carry that +delicate fruit to market on their heads; and their industry in +performing this task is as wonderful, as their remuneration is unworthy +of the opulent classes who derive enjoyment from their labour. They +consist, for the most part, of Shropshire and Welsh girls, who walk to +London at this season in droves, to perform this drudgery, just as the +Irish peasantry come to assist in the hay and corn harvests. I learnt +that these women carry upon their heads baskets of strawberries or +raspberries, weighing from forty to fifty pounds, and make two turns in +the day, from Isleworth to market, a distance of thirteen miles each +way; three turns from Brentford, a distance of nine miles; and four +turns from Hammersmith, a distance of six miles. For the most part, they +find some conveyance back; but even then these industrious creatures +carry loads from twenty-four to thirty miles a-day, besides walking back +unladen some part of each turn! Their remuneration for this unparalleled +slavery is from 8_s_. to 9_s_. per day; each turn from the distance of +Isleworth being 4_s_. or 4_s_. 6_d_.; and from that of Hammersmith 2_s_. +or 2_s_. 3_d_. Their diet is coarse and simple, their drink, tea and +small-beer; costing not above 1_s_. or 1_s_. 6_d_. and their back +conveyance about 2_s_. or 2_s_. 6_d_.; so that their net gains are about +5_s_. per day, which, in the strawberry season, of forty days, amounts +to 10_l_. After this period the same women find employment in gathering +and marketing vegetables, at lower wages, for other sixty days, netting +about 5_l_. more. With this poor pittance they return to their native +county, and it adds either to their humble comforts, or creates a small +dowry towards a rustic establishment for life. Can a more interesting +picture be drawn of virtuous exertion? Why have our poets failed to +colour and finish it? More virtue never existed in their favourite +shepherdesses than in these Welsh and Shropshire girls! For beauty, +symmetry, and complexion, they are not inferior to the nymphs of +Arcadia, and they far outvie the pallid specimens of Circassia! Their +morals too are exemplary; and they often perform this labour to support +aged parents, or to keep their own children from the workhouse! In keen +suffering, they endure all that the imagination of a poet could desire; +they live hard, they sleep on straw in hovels and barns, and they often +burst an artery, or drop down dead from the effect of heat and +over-exertion! Yet, such is the state of one portion of our female +population, at a time when we are calling ourselves the most polished +nation on earth. + + * * * * * + + +COLEBROOK-DALE IRON-WORKS--THE REYNOLDS'. + +(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.) + +In the interesting extract you have given in your excellent Miscellany +(No. 321) from Bakewell's Introduction to Geology, when speaking of the +exhausted or impoverished state of the iron-ore and coals in Shropshire, +&c., an allusion is made in a note to that truly excellent man, the late +Mr. Richard Reynolds, and to the final extinction of the furnaces at +Colebrook-Dale, which is not altogether correct. + +I beg leave, therefore, to point out the errors to you, and to add a +fact or two more relating to that distinguished philanthropist and his +family, which, perhaps, will not be unacceptable to many of your +readers. + +Mr. Reynolds was by no means the _original_, nor, I believe, ever the +_sole_ proprietor, of the iron-works in Colebrook-Dale, as stated by Mr. +Bakewell; he derived his right in them from his wife's family the +Darbies; and the firm of "Darby and Company" was the well known mark on +the iron from these works for a very long period; more recently, that of +"Colebrook-Dale Company" was adopted. + +The Darbies were an old and respectable family of the Society of +Friends, and a pair of the elder branches of it were the original "Darby +and Joan," whose names are so well known throughout the whole kingdom. I +had this anecdote from one of the sons of Mr. Reynolds,[7] and have no +doubt of its authenticity. + +It may not be generally known to your readers, perhaps, that the first +iron bridge in England was projected at, and cast from, the furnaces of +Colebrook-Dale, and erected over the Severn, near that place, about the +year 1779; and, considering it to be the _first_ bridge of the kind, I +feel little hesitation in stating it to be, even now, the most beautiful +one. This structure, at that time thought to be a wonderful attempt, was +the entire offspring of Mr. Reynolds' genius; it was planned, cast, and +erected, under his immediate care and superintendance. + +I cannot suppose the reason given by your author for the discontinuance +of the works at Colebrook-Dale to be correct, as there is another large +furnace in the immediate neighbourhood, called "Madeley Wood Furnace" +(also belonging to Mr. Reynolds's family), which was allowed to make, +and, I believe, still makes, the best iron and steel in the United +Kingdom. Mr. Reynolds had also other great iron-works at Ketley, since +carried on by his two sons, William and Joseph, and still in high +reputation, as to the quality of the iron made there; these are not more +distant from Colebrook-Dale than six or seven miles, and between the two +there are the extensive and highly valuable works of "Old Park," &c., +belonging to Mr. Botfield (so that the whole district abounds in the +materials), which not having the advantage of the immediate vicinity of +the Severn for conveyance, would have been more likely to have stopped +from the circumstances stated in your extract; _viz._ the failure in +quality or quantity of iron-stone, coals, or other necessary matter. The +Colebrook-Dale fires must, therefore, I conceive, have ceased to blaze, +and the blast of her furnaces to roar, from some other cause, and from +some private reason of her late proprietors. + +Your constant reader, + +_Shrewsbury._ SALOPIENSIS. + + * * * * * + + +NOTES OF A READER. + +TRAGEDY. + +We do not see any necessary and natural connexion between death and the +end of the third volume of a novel, or the conclusion of the fifth act +of a play,--though that connexion in some modern novels, and in most +English tragedies, seems to be assumed. Nor does it seem to follow, +that, because death is the object of universal dread and aversion, and +because terror is one of the objects of tragedy, death must, therefore, +necessarily be represented; and not only so, but the more deaths the +better. If it be true that familiarity has a tendency to create +indifference, if not contempt, it must be considered prudent to have +recourse to this strong exhibition as to drastic remedies in medicine, +with caution and discrimination, and with a view to the continuance of +its effect. We cannot help wishing that our own Shakspeare, who lays +down such excellent rules for the guidance of actors, and cautions them +so earnestly against "overstepping the modesty of nature," and the +danger of "tearing passion to rags," had remembered, that the poet +himself has certain limits imposed upon him, which he cannot transgress +with impunity. We should not then have observed, in the perusal of some +of his plays, the marginal notice of ["_dies_"] with about as much +emotion as a note of exclamation; nor, when at the actual +representation, we behold the few remaining persons of the drama +scarcely able to cross the stage without stumbling over the bodies of +their fallen companions, should we have felt our thoughts unavoidably +wandering from the higher business and moral effect of the scene, to the +mere physical and repelling images of fleshly mortality.--_Edinburgh +Rev._ + + * * * * * + +The inquiries of the committee appointed to devise means for the +suppression of mendicity, leave us no reason to doubt that in an average +of cases a London beggar made by "his trade" eighteen-pence per day, or +twenty-seven pounds per annum! + + * * * * * + +_One-ninth_ of the whole population of Paris are wholly maintained by +funds which the different bureaux of charity distribute for their +relief; and still a countless horde of mendicants infest her streets, +her quays, and all her public places. + + * * * * * + +Science and literature are "the nourishment of youth, the delight of +age, the ornaments of prosperous life, the refuge and consolation of +adversity, the companions of our weary travels, of our rural solitudes, +of our sleepless nights." + + * * * * * + +The following quotation from _Jamieson's Scottish Dictionary_ points out +the frugal and temperate Scot; and, in illustration, may be contrasted +with the proverbial invitation of the better feeding English, "Will you +come and take your mutton with me?" + +"KAIL, used metonimically for the whole dinner; as constituting among +our temperate ancestors the principal part, _s_. + +"Hence, in giving a friendly invitation to dinner, it is common to say, +'Will you come and tak your _kail_ wi' me?' This, as a learned friend +observes, resembles the French invitation, _Voulez vous venir manger la +soupe chez moi!_" + + * * * * * + +THE RIVER NILE. + +Ledyard, in his _Travels_, speaks thus contemptuously of this celebrated +wonder:--"This is the mighty, the sovereign of rivers--the vast Nile +that has been metamorphosed into one of the wonders of the world! Let me +be careful how I read, and, above all, how I read ancient history. You +have heard, and read too, much of its inundations. If the thousands of +large and small canals from it, and the thousands of men and machines +employed to transfer, by artificial means, the water of the Nile to the +meadows on its banks--if this be the inundation that is meant, it is +true; any other is false; it is not an inundating river." + + * * * * * + +The Jewish children to this day celebrate the fall and death of Haman, +and on that anniversary represent the blows which they would fain deal +on his scull, by striking with envenomed fury on the floor with wooden +hammers. This observance was but very lately forbidden in the Grand +Duchy of Baden. + + * * * * * + +TRAVELLING FOLLIES. + +"Many gentlemen," says an old English author, "coming to their lands +sooner than to their wits, adventure themselves to see the fashion of +other countries; whence they see the world, as Adam had knowledge of +good and evil, with the loss or lessening of their estate in this +English Paradise; and bring home a few smattering terms, flattering +garbs, apish carriages, foppish fancies, foolish guises and disguises, +the vanities of neighbour nations." + + * * * * * + +The Spaniards are infinitely more careful than the French, and other +nations, in planting trees, and in taking care of them; for it rarely +happens, when a Spaniard eats fruit in a wood or in the open country, +that he does not set the stones or the pips; and thus in the whole of +their country an infinite number of fruit-trees of all kinds are found; +whereas, in the French quarters you meet with none--_Labat._ + + * * * * * + +PAINTING. + +It is painful to think how soon the paintings of Raphael, and Titian, +and Correggio, and other illustrious men will perish and pass away. "How +long," said Napoleon to David, "will a picture last?" "About four or +five hundred years!--a fine immortality!" The poet multiplies his works +by means of a cheap material--and Homer, and Virgil, and Dante, and +Tasso, and Moliere, and Milton, and Shakspeare, may bid oblivion +defiance; the sculptor impresses his conceptions on metal or on marble, +and expects to survive the wreck of nations and the wrongs of time; but +the painter commits to perishable cloth or wood the visions of his +fancy, and dies in the certain assurance that the life of his works will +be but short in the land they adorn.--_For. Rev._ + + * * * * * + +A Chinese novelist, in describing his hero, says, "the air of the +mountains and rivers had formed his body; his mind, like a rich piece of +embroidery, was worthy of his handsome face!" Pity he has not been +introduced among our "fashionable novels." + + * * * * * + +PHRENOLOGY. + +In 1805, Dr. Gall, the celebrated phrenologist, visited the prison of +Berlin in the course of his experimental travels to establish his +theories. On April 17, in the presence of many witnesses, he was shown +upwards of two hundred culprits, of whom he had never heard till that +moment, and to whose crimes and dispositions he was a total stranger. +Dr. Gall immediately pointed out, as a general feature in one of the +wards, an extraordinary development in the region of the head where the +organ of theft is situated, and in fact every prisoner there was a +thief. Some children, also detained for theft, were then shown to him; +and in them, too, the same organ was very prominent. In two of them +particularly it was excessively large; and the prison-registers +confirmed his opinion that these two were most incorrigible. In another +room, where the women were kept apart, he distinguished one drest +exactly like the others, occupied like them, and differing in no one +thing but in the form of her head. "For what reason is this woman here," +asked Gall, "for her head announces no propensity to theft?" The answer +was, "She is the inspectress of this room." One prisoner had the organs +of benevolence and of religion as strongly developed as those of theft +and cunning; and his boast was, that he never had committed an act of +violence, and that it was repugnant to his feelings to rob a church. In +a man named Fritze, detained for the murder of his wife, though his +crime was not proved, the organs of cunning and firmness were fully +developed; and it was by these that he had eluded conviction. In +Maschke, he found the organ of the mechanical arts, together with a head +very well organized in many respects; and his crime was coining. In +Troppe he saw the same organ. This man was a shoemaker, who, without +instruction, made clocks and watches, to gain a livelihood in his +confinement. On a nearer inspection, the organ of imitation was found to +be large. "If this man had ever been near a theatre," said Gall, "he +would in all probability have turned actor." Troppe, astonished at the +accuracy of this sentence, confessed that he had joined a company of +strolling players for six months. His crime, too, was having personated +a police-officer, to extort money. The organs of circumspection, +prurience, foresight, were sadly deficient in Heisig, who, in a drunken +fit, had stabbed his best friend. In some prisoners he found the organ +of language, in others of colour, in others of mathematics; and his +opinion in no single instance failed to be confirmed by the known +talents and dispositions of the individual.--_For. Q. Rev._ + + * * * * * + +SAVING HABITS OF THE ENGLISH. + +According to the House of Commons' returns in 1815, there were no fewer +than 925,439 individuals in England and Wales, being about +_one-eleventh_ of the then existing population, members of _Friendly +Societies_, formed for the express purpose of affording protection to +the members during sickness and old age, and enabling them to subsist +without resorting to the parish funds. "No such unquestionable proof of +the prevalence of a spirit of providence and independence can be +exhibited in any other European country." We have to add, that these +must be the happiest people in the social scale. + + * * * * * + +In the year 1300, Giovanni Cimabue +and Giotto, both of Florence, were the +first to assert the natural dignity and originality +of art, and the story of those +illustrious friends is instructive and romantic. +The former was a gentleman +by birth and scholarship, and brought to +his art a knowledge of the poetry and +sculpture of Greece and Rome. The latter +was _a shepherd_; when the inspiration +of art fell upon him, he was watching his +flocks among the hills, and his first attempts +in art were to draw his sheep and +goats upon rocks and stones. It happened +that Cimabue, who was then high +in fame, observed the sketches of the +gifted shepherd; entered into conversation +with him; heard from his own lips his +natural notions of the dignity of art; and +was so much charmed by his compositions +and conversation, that he carried +him to Florence, and became his close +and intimate friend and associate. They +found Italian painting rude in form, and +without spirit and without sentiment; +they let out their own hearts fully in their +compositions, and to this day their works +are highly esteemed for grave dignity of +character, and for originality of conception. +Of these great Florentines, Giotto, the +shepherd, is confessedly the more eminent; +in him we see the dawn, or rather +the sunrise, of the fuller light of Raphael. +--_For. Rev._ + * * * * * + +A REAL HERO. + +In a _recherché_ article in the _Foreign Quarterly Review_ we meet with +the following marvellous story of Sterkodder, a sort of giant-killing +hero of the North, who, having reached his 90th year, became infirm, +blind, and eager to die. To leave the world in a natural way was out of +the question; and to be dispatched to the Hall of Odin by an ignoble +hand was scarcely less to be dreaded. Leaning on two crutches, with a +sword at each side, he waited for some one to give him the mortal +stroke. To tempt the avarice of such a one, he suspended from his neck a +valuable gold chain. He slew a peasant passing, who, rallying him on his +infirm state, had ventured to beg one of his swords, as neither could +any longer be of service to him. At last his good fortune brought him a +worthy executioner in Hather, the son of a prince whom he had slain. The +young hero was hunting, and seeing the old man, he ordered two of his +attendants to tease him. Both lost their lives for their temerity. The +prince then advanced; and the old man, after relating his great actions, +desired the former to kill him. To make the inducement stronger, he +displayed the golden chain, which would be the reward of the deed; and +to excite his rage, as well as avarice, he avowed that it was he who had +slain the late prince, and that revenge was the sacred duty of the son. +Influenced by both considerations, the latter consented to behead him. +Sterkodder exhorted him to strike manfully. The head was accordingly +severed from the body at a single blow; and as it touched the earth, the +teeth fastened themselves furiously in the ground. + + * * * * * + +WORKHOUSES + +Were first erected in England in the year 1723, when they had an instant +and striking effect in reducing the number of poor. Indeed the aversion +of the poor to workhouses was so great, that Sir F.M. Eden mentions that +some proposed, by way of weakening this aversion, "to call workhouses by +some softer and more inoffensive name." Previously to this date, it had +been customary to relieve the able-bodied poor at their own houses. + + * * * * * + +MARRIAGES IN CHINA + +Are effected through the assistance of go-betweens, who enjoy, however, +a very different repute from those of Europe, inasmuch as, among the +former, the employ is of the most honourable character. + + * * * * * + +There are 300 palaces at Rome, of which 65 only are worth seeing, and +these are defined to be houses which have arched gateways into which +carriages can drive. Some of these palaces contain pictures and statues +worth 130 or 160,000_l_., but with scarce a window whose panes are all +whole, or a clean staircase. + + * * * * * + +HORRORS OF THE INQUISITION IN SPAIN. + +Endless was the catalogue of most pious men and eminent scholars who +underwent purification, as it is termed, in this den of superstition and +tyranny. The culprit was not permitted to speak with his attorney, +except in the presence of the inquisitor and a notary, who took notes, +and certified what passed; and so far from the names of the informer or +of the witnesses being supplied, every thing that could facilitate the +explanation of them was expunged from the declarations; and the +prisoners, one and all, in these dungeons might truly exclaim, with Fray +Luis de Leon, "I feel the pain, but see not the hand which inflicts +it." Even in the early days of the inquisition, torture was carried to +such an extent, that Sextus IV., in a brief published Jan. 29, 1482, +could not refrain from deploring the wellknown truth, in lamentations +which were re-echoed from all parts of Christendom. The formula of the +sentence of torture began thus, _Christo nomine invocato_; and it was +therein expressed, that the torture should endure as long as it pleased +the inquisitors; and a protest was added, that, if during the torture +the culprit should die, or be maimed, or if effusion of blood or +mutilation of limb should ensue, the fault should be chargeable to the +culprit, and not to the inquisitors. The culprit was bound by an oath of +secresy, strengthened by fearful penalties, not to divulge any thing +that he had seen, known, or heard, in the dismal precincts of that +unholy tribunal--a secresy illegal and tyrannical, but which constituted +the soul of that monstrous association, and by which its judges were +sheltered against all responsibility.--_For. Rev._ + + * * * * * + +COLONIZATION. + +In the colonization of the West Indies, "when a city was to be founded, +the first form prescribed was, with all solemnity, to erect a gallows, +as the first thing needful; and in laying out the ground, a site was +marked for the prison as well as for the church." + + * * * * * + +"An attempt to handle the English law of evidence, in its former state," +says the _Edinburgh Review_, "was like taking up a hedgehog--all +points!" + + * * * * * + +Man is not quite so manageable in the hands of science as boiling water +or a fixed star. + + * * * * * + +PICTURE OF CONSTANTINOPLE. + +_(From the French of Lebrun.)_ + +Queen of the Morn! Sultana of the East! +City of wonders, on whose sparkling breast, +Fair, slight, and tall, a thousand palaces +Fling their gay shadows over golden seas! +Where towers and domes bestud the gorgeous land, +And countless masts, a mimic forest stand; +Where cypress shades the minaret's snowy hue, +And gleams of gold dissolve in skies of blue, +Daughter of Eastern art, the most divine-- +Lovely, yet faithless bride of Constantine-- +Fair Istamboul, whose tranquil mirror flings +Back with delight thy thousand colourings, +And who no equal in the world dost know, +Save thy own image pictured thus below! + +Dazzled, amazed, our eyes half-blinded, fail, +While sweeps the phantasm past our gliding sail-- +Like as in festive scene, some sudden light +Rises in clouds of stars upon the night. +Struck by a splendour never seen before, +Drunk with the perfumes wafted from the shore, +Approaching near these peopled groves, we deem +That from enchantment rose the gorgeous dream, +Day without voice, and motion without sound, +Silently beautiful! The haunted ground +Is paved with roofs beyond the bounds of sight, +Countless, and coloured, wrapped in golden light. +'Mid groves of cypress, measureless and vast, +In thousand forms of circles--crescents--cast, +Gold glitters, spangling all the wide extent, +And flashes back to heaven the rays it sent. +Gardens and domes, bazaars begem the woods; +Seraglios, harems--peopled solitudes, +Where the veil'd idol kneels; and vistas, through +Barr'd lattices, that give the enamoured view, +Flowers, orange-trees, and waters sparkling near, +And black and lovely eyes,--Alas, that Fear, +At those heaven-gates, dark sentinel should stand, +To scare even Fancy from her promised land! + +_Foreign Quar. Rev._ + + * * * * * + + +THE SKETCH BOOK. + +THE MYSTERIOUS TAILOR. + +_A Romance of High Holborn._ + +_(Concluded from page 46.)_ + + +On recovering from my stupor, I found myself with a physician and two +apothecaries beside me, in bed at the George Inn, Ramsgate. I had been, +it seems, for two whole days delirious, during which pregnant interval I +had lived over again all the horrors of the preceding hours. The wind +sang in my ears, the phantom forms of the unburied flitted pale and +ghastly before my eyes. I fancied that I was still on the sea; that the +massive copper-coloured clouds which hovered scarcely a yard overhead, +were suddenly transformed into uncouth shapes, who glared at me from +between saffron chinks, made by the scudding wrack; that the waters +teemed with life, cold, slimy, preternatural things of life; that their +eyes after assuming a variety of awful expressions, settled down into +that dull frozen character, and their voices into that low, sepulchral, +indefinable tone, which marked the Mysterious Tailor. This wretch was +the Abaddon of my dreamy Pandaemonium. He was ever before me; he lent an +added splendour to the day, and deepened the midnight gloom. On the +heights of Bologne I saw him; far away over the foaming waters he +floated still and lifeless beside me, his eye never once off my face, +his voice never silent in my ear. + +My tale would scarcely have an end, were I to repeat but the one half of +what during two brief days (two centuries in suffering) I experienced +from this derangement of the nervous system. My readers may fancy that I +have exaggerated my state of mind: far from it, I have purposely +softened down the more distressing particulars, apprehensive, if not of +being discredited, at least of incurring ridicule. Towards the close of +the third day my fever began to abate, I became more sobered in my turn +of thought, could contrive to answer questions, and listen with +tolerable composure to my landlord's details of my miraculous +preservation. The storm was slowly rolling off my mind, but the swell +was still left behind it. The fourth day found me so far recovered, that +I was enabled to quit my chamber, sit beside an open window, and derive +amusement from the uncouth appearance of a Dutch crew, whose brig was +lying at anchor in the harbour. From this time forward, every hour +brought fresh accession to my strength, until at the expiration of the +tenth day--so sudden is recovery in cases of violent fever when once the +crisis is passed--I was sufficiently restored to take my place by a +night-coach for London. The first few stages I endured tolerably well, +notwithstanding that I had somewhat rashly ventured upon an outside +place; but as midnight drew on, the wind became so piercingly keen, +accompanied every now and then by a squally shower of sleet, that I was +glad to bargain for an inside berth. By good luck, there was just room +enough left for one, which I instantly appropriated, in spite of sundry +hints _hemmed_ forth by a crusty old gentleman, that the coach was full +already. I took my place in the coach, to the dissatisfaction of those +already seated there. Not a word was spoken for miles: for the +circumstance of its being dark increased the distrust of all, and, in +the firm conviction that I was an adventurer, they had already, I make +no doubt, buttoned up their pockets, and diligently adjusted their +watch-chains. In a short time, this reserve wore away. From this moment +the conversation became general. Each individual had some invalid story +to relate, and I too, so far forgot my usual taciturnity as to indulge +my hearers with a detail of my late indisposition--of its origin in the +Mysterious Tailor--of the wretch's inconceivable persecution--of the +fiendish peculiarities of his appearance--of his astonishing ubiquity, +and lastly, of my conviction that he was either more or less than man. +Scarcely had the very uncourteous laughter that accompanied this +narrative concluded, when a low, intermittent snore, proceeding from a +person close at my elbow, challenged my most serious notice. The sound +was peculiar--original--unearthly--and reminded me of the same music +which had so harrowed my nerves at Bologne. Yet it could not surely be +he--he, the very thoughts of whom now sent a thrill through every vein. +Oh, no! it must be some one else--there were other harmonious +sternutators beside him, he could not be the only nasal nightingale in +the three kingdoms. While I thus argued the matter, silently, yet +suspiciously, a wandering gleam of day, streaming in at the coach +windows, faintly lit up a nose the penultimate peculiarities of which +gave a very ominous turn to my reflections. In due time this light +became more vivid; and beneath its encouraging influence, first, a pair +of eyes--then two sallow, juiceless cheeks, then an upper lip, then a +projecting chin; and lastly, the entire figure of the Mysterious Tailor +himself, whose head, it seems, had hitherto been folded, bird-like, upon +his breast, grew into atrocious distinctness, while from the depths of +the creature's throat came forth the strangely-solemn whisper, "touching +that little account." For this once, indignation got the better of +affright. "Go where I will," I exclaimed, passionately interrupting him, +"I find I cannot avoid you, you have a supernatural gift of +omnipresence, but be you fiend or mortal I will now grapple with you;" +and accordingly snatching at that obnoxious feature which, like the tail +of the rattle-snake, had twice warned me of its master's fatal presence, +I grasped it with such zealous good will, that had it been of mortal +manufacture it must assuredly have come off in my hands. Aroused by the +laughter of my fellow passengers, the coachman--who was just preparing +to mount, after having changed horses at Dartford--abruptly opened the +door, on which I as abruptly jumped out; and after paying my fare the +whole way to town, and casting on the fiend a look of "inextinguishable +hatred," made an instant retreat into the inn. About the middle of the +next day I reached London, and without a moment's pause hurried to the +lodgings of my beforementioned friend C----. Luckily he was at home, but +started at the strange forlorn figure that presented itself. And well +indeed he might. My eye-balls were glazed and bloody, my cheeks white as +a shroud, my mouth a-jar, my lips blue and quivering. "For God's sake, +C----," I began, vouchsafing no further explanation, "lend me--(I +specified the sum)--or I am ruined; that infernal, inconceivable Tailor +has--." C----smilingly interrupted me by an instant compliance with my +demand; on which, without a moment's delay, I bounded off, breathless +and semi-frantic, towards my arch fiend's Pandaemonium at High Holborn. +I cannot--cannot say what I felt as I crossed over from Drury-lane +towards his den, more particularly when, on entering, I beheld the demon +himself behind his counter--calm, moveless, and sepulchral, as if +nothing of moment had occurred; as if he were an every-day dun, or I an +every-day debtor. The instant he espied me, a sardonic smile, together +with that appalling dissyllable, "touching" (which I never to this day +hear, see, or write without a shudder) escaped him; but before he could +close his oration, I had approached, trembling with rage and reverence, +towards him, and, thrusting forth the exact sum, was rushing from his +presence, when he beckoned me back for a receipt. A receipt, and from +him too! It was like taking a receipt for one's soul from Satan!! + +The reader will doubtless conclude that, now at least, having +satisfactorily settled his demands, I had done with my Tormentor for +ever. This inference is in part correct. I followed up my vocation with +an energy strangely contrasted with my recent indifference, was early +and late in the schools, and for three months pursued this course with +such ardour, that my adventures with the Mysterious Tailor, though not +forgotten, were yet gradually losing their once powerful hold on my +imagination. This was precisely the state of my feelings, when early one +autumnal morning, just seven months from the date of my last visit to +High Holborn, I chanced to be turning down Saint Giles's Church, on my +way to--Hospital. I had nothing to render me more than usually pensive; +no new vexations, no sudden pecuniary embarrassment; yet it so happened, +that on this particular morning I felt a weight at my heart, and a cloud +on my brain, for which I could in no way account. As I passed along +Broad Street, I made one or two bold attempts to rally. I stared +inquisitively at the different passers by, endeavouring, by a snatch at +the expression of their faces, to speculate on the turn of their minds, +and the nature of their occupations; I then began to whistle and hum +some lively air, at the same time twirling my glove with affected +unconcern; but nothing would do; every exertion I made to appear +cheerful, not only found no answering sympathy from within, but even +exaggerated by constrast my despondency. In this condition I reached +Saint Giles's Church. A crowd was assembled at the gate opposite its +entrance, and presently the long surly toll of the death-bell--that +solemn and oracular memento--announced that a funeral was on the eve of +taking place. The funeral halted at the entrance gate, where the coffin +was taken from the hearse, and and thence borne into the chancel. This +ceremony concluded, the procession again set forth towards the home +appointed for the departed in a remote quarter of the church-yard. And +now the interest began in reality to deepen. As the necessary +preparations were making for lowering the coffin into earth, the +mourners--even those who had hitherto looked unmoved--pressed gradually +nearer, and with a momentary show of interest, to the grave. Such is the +ennobling character of death. + +The preparations were by this time concluded, and nothing now remained +but the last summons of the sexton. At this juncture, while the coffin +was being lowered into its resting place, my eyes, accidentally, it may +be said, but in reality by some fatal instinct, fell full upon the lid, +on which I instantly recognised a name, long and fearfully known to +me--the name of the Mysterious Tailor of High Holborn. Oh, how many +thrilling recollections did this one name recal? The rencontre in the +streets of London--the scene at the masquerade--the meeting at +Bologne--the storm--the shipwreck--the sinking vessel--the appearance at +that moment of _the man_ himself--the subsequent visions of mingled +fever and insanity: all, all now swept across my mind, as for the last +time I gazed on the remains of him who was powerless henceforth for +ever. In a few minutes one little span of earth would keep down that +strange form which seemed once endowed with ubiquity. That wild +unearthly voice was mute; that wandering glance was fixed; a seal was +set upon those lips which eternity itself could not remove. Yes, my +Tormentor--my mysterious--omnipresent Tormentor was indeed gone; and in +that one word, how much of vengeance was forgotten! I was roused from +this reverie by the hollow sound of the clay as it fell dull and heavy +on the coffin-lid. The poor sleeper beneath could not hear it, it is +true; his slumber, henceforth, was sound; the full tide of human +population pressing fast beside the spot where he lay buried, should +never wake him more: no human sorrow should rack his breast, no dream +disturb his repose; yet cold, changed, and senseless as he was, the +first sound of the falling clods jarred strange and harsh upon my ear, +as if it must perforce awake him. In this feverish state of mind I +quitted the church-yard, and, on my road home, passed by the shop where +I had first met with the deceased. It was altered--strangely altered--to +my mind, revoltingly so. Its quaint antique character, its dingy +spectral look were gone, and there was even a studied air of +cheerfulness about it, as if the present proprietor were anxious to +obliterate every association, however slight, that might possibly remind +him of the past. The former owner had but just passed out, his ashes +were scarcely cold, and already his name was on the wane. Yet this is +human nature. So trifling, in fact, is the gap caused by our absence in +society, that there needs no patriotic Curtius to leap into it; it +closes without a miracle the instant it is made, and none but a +disinterested Undertaker knows or cares for whom tolls our passing bell. + +_Monthly Magazine._ + + * * * * * + +SPIRIT OF THE + ++PUBLIC JOURNALS.+ + + +THE TOUR OF DULNESS. + +From her throne of clouds, as Dulness look'd + On her foggy and favour'd nation, +She sleepily nodded her poppy-crown'd head, +And gently waved her sceptre of lead, + In token of approbation. + +For the north-west wind brought clouds and gloom, + Blue devils on earth, and mists in the air; +Of parliamentary prose some died, +Some perpetrated suicide, + And her empire flourish'd there. + +The Goddess look'd with a gracious eye + On her ministers great and small; +But most she regarded with tenderness +Her darling shrine, the Minerva Press, + In the street of Leadenhall. + +This was her sacred haunt, and here + Her name was most adored, +Her chosen here officiated. +And hence her oracles emanated, + And breathed the Goddess in every word. + +She pass'd from the east to the west, and paused + In New Burlington-street awhile, +To inspire a few puffs for Colburn and Co. +And indite some dozen novels or so + In the fashionable style. + + * * * * * + +Then turning her own Magazine to inspect, + She was rather at fault, as of late +The colour and series both were new; +But the Goddess, with discernment true, + Detected it by the weight. + +She cross'd the Channel next, and peep'd + At Dublin; but the zeal +Of the liberty boys soon put her to flight. +And she dropp'd her mantle in her fright, + Which fell on Orator Shiel. + +Thence sped she to the Land of Cakes, + The land she loves and its possessors; +She loves its Craniologists, +Political Economists, + And all Scotch _mists_ and Scotch Professors. + +And chiefly she on McCulloch smiled, +As a mother smiles on her darling child, + Or a lady on her lover; +Then, bethinking her of Parliament, +She hasten'd South, but ere she went, +She promised if nothing occurr'd to prevent, + To return when the Session was over. + +_Blackwood's Magazine._ + + * * * * * + +CANNIBALISM. + +In great cities, cannibalism takes an infinite variety of shapes. In the +neighbourhood of St. James's-street there are numerous slaughter-houses, +where men are daily consumed by the operation of cards and dice; and +where they are caught by the same bait, at which Quin said he should +have infallibly bitten. A similar process is likewise carried on in +'Change Alley, on a great scale; not to speak of that snare especially +set for widows and children, called a "joint stock speculation." But +your cannibal of cannibals is a parliament patron. Here, a great borough +proprietor swallows a regiment at a single gulp; and there, the younger +son of a lord ruminates over a colony till the very crows cannot find a +dinner in it; and there again, a duke or a minister, himself and his +family, having first "supped full of horrors," casts a diocese to the +side-table, to be mumbled at leisure by his son's tutor. The town is +occasionally very indignant and very noisy against the gouls of +Surgeons' Hall, because they live upon the dead carcasses of their +fellow-creatures; while, strange to say, it takes but little account of +the hordes of wretches who openly, and in the face of day, hunt down +living men in their nefarious dealings as porter brewers, quack doctors, +informers, attorneys, manufacturers of bean flour, alum, and Portland +stone; and torture their subjects like so many barbacued pigs, in the +complicated processes of their cookery.--_New Month. Mag._ + + * * * * * + +SIGNS OF THE TIMES. + +"They say this town is full of cozenage, +As nimble jugglers that deceive the eye, +Disguised cheaters, prating mountebanks, +And many such like libertines of sin." +SHAKSPEARE. + ++Caveat emptor+! This is the age of fraud, imposture, substitution, +transmutation, adulteration, abomination, contamination, and many others +of the same sinister ending, always excepting purification. Every thing +is debased and sophisticated, and "nothing is but what is not." All +things are mixed, lowered, debased, deteriorated, by our cozening +dealers and shopkeepers; and, bad as they are, there is every reason to +fear that they are "mox daturos progeniem vitiosiorem." We wonder at the +increase of bilious and dyspeptic patients, at the number of new books +upon stomach complaints, at the rapid fortunes made by practitioners who +undertake (the very word is ominous) to cure indigestion; but how can it +be otherwise, when Accum, before he took to quoting with his scissors, +assured us there was "poison in the pot;" when a recent writer has +shown that there are still more deleterious ingredients in the +wine-bottle; and when we ourselves have all had dismal intestine +evidence that our bread is partly made of ground bones, alum, plaster of +Paris; our tea, of aloe-leaves; our beer, of injurious drugs; our milk, +of snails and chalk; and that even the water supplied to us by our +companies is any thing rather than the real Simon Pure it professes to +be. Not less earnestly than benevolently do our quack doctors implore us +to beware of spurious articles; Day and Martin exhort us not to take our +polish from counterfeit blacking: every advertiser beseeches the +"pensive public" to be upon its guard against supposititious +articles--all, in short, is knavery, juggling, cheating, and +deception.--_Ibid._ + + * * * * * + +Retrospective Gleanings + +SONNET + +BY HENRY TEONOE, A SEA CHAPLAIN IN THE REIGN OF CHARLES II. + +_Composed October the First, over against the East part of Candia._ + +O! Ginnee was a bony lasse, + Which maks the world to woonder +How ever it should com to passe + That wee did part a sunder. + +The driven snow, the rose so rare, + The glorious sunne above thee, +Can not with my Ginnee compare, + She was so wonderous lovely. + +Her merry lookes, her forhead high, + Her hayre like golden-wyer, +Her hand and foote, her lipe or eye, + Would set a saint on fyre. + +And for to give Giunee her due, + Thers no ill part about her; +The turtle-dove's not half so true; + Then whoe can live without her? + +King Solomon, where ere he lay, + Did nere unbrace a kinder; +O! why should Ginnee gang away, + And I be left behind her? + +Then will I search each place and roome + From London to Virginny, +From Dover-peere to Scanderoone, + But I will finde my Ginny. + +But Ginny's turned back I feare, + When that I did not mind her; +Then back to England will I steare, + To see where I can find her. + +And haveing Ginnee once againe, + If sheed doe her indeavour, +The world shall never make us twaine-- + Weel live and dye together. + + * * * * * + +SONG BY KING CHARLES II. + +_On the Duchess of Portsmouth leaving England._ + +_(For the Mirror.)_ + +Bright was the morning, cool the air, +Serene was all the skies; +When on the waves I left my dear, +The center of my joys; +Heav'n and nature smiling were. +And nothing sad but I. + +Each rosy field their odours spread, +All fragrant was the shore; +Each river God rose from his bed, +And sighing own'd her pow'r; +Curling the waves they deck'd their heads, +As proud of what they bore. + +Glide on ye waves, bear these lines, +And tell her my distress; +Bear all these sighs, ye gentle winds, +And waft them to her breast; +Tell her if e'er she prove unkind, +I never shall have rest. + + * * * * * + +The Anecdote Gallery + +VOLTAIRE. + +_(From various Authorities.)_ + +The Chateau of Ferney, the celebrated residence of Voltaire, six miles +from Geneva, is a place of very little picturesque beauty: its broad +front is turned to the high road, without any regard to the prospect, +and the garden is adorned with cut trees, parapet walls with +flower-pots, jets d'eaux, &c. Voltaire's bed-room is shown in its +pristine state, just as he left it in 1777, when, after a residence of +twenty years, he went to Paris to enjoy a short triumph and die. Time +and travellers have much impaired the furniture of light-blue silk, and +the Austrians, quartered in the house during the late war, have not +improved it; the bed-curtains especially, which for the last forty years +have supplied each traveller with a precious little bit, hastily torn +off, are of course in tatters. The bedstead is of common deal, coarsely +put together; a miserable portrait of Le Kain, in crayons, hangs inside +of the bed, and two others, equally bad, on each side, Frederic and +Voltaire himself. Round the room are bad prints of Washington, Franklin, +Sir Isaac Newton, and several other celebrated personages; the +ante-chamber is decorated with naked figures, in bad taste; each of +these rooms may be 12 feet by 15. + +Such is the narrative of an intelligent traveller, who recently visited +Ferney. "Very few," says he, "remain alive, of those who saw the poet: a +gardener who conducted us about the grounds had that advantage; he +showed us the place where the theatre stood, filling the space on the +left-hand side in entering, between the chateau and the chapel, but the +inscription on the last, _Voltaire à Dieu_, was removed during the reign +of terror. The _old_ gardener spoke favourably of his _old_ master, who +was, he said, _bon homme tout-a-fait, bien charitable,_ and took an +airing every morning in his coach and four." + +In the sitting-room, adjoining the bedroom, which he was accustomed to +occupy, besides some good ancient paintings, is a very singular picture, +which was painted according to Voltaire's direction. The principal +personages are Voltaire, holding in his hand a roll of paper inscribed +La Henriade; next him is a female personification of this favourite +poem, whom he is presenting to Apollo crowned with rays of glory; Louis +XIV. with his queen and court, are observing these chief figures. In +another part, the Muses are crowning the burst of Voltaire with wreaths +of flowers, and proposing to place it with those of other immortal +authors in the Temple of Fame. The bottom of the picture is occupied by +his enemies, who are being torn to pieces by wild beasts, or burning in +flames of fire. + +In the bed-room is a marble cenotaph, on which is an urn that formerly +contained the heart of Voltaire, which was removed several years ago, +and placed in the church of Les Invalides at Paris. In this room also is +an engraving of Voltaire's monument in the church-yard of Ferney. In +this, four figures, representing the four quarters of the world, are +preparing to honour his bust with wreaths of laurel and palms. +Ignorance, meanwhile, with the wings of a fiend, armed with rods, is +driving them away in the midst of their pacific employment, and +extinguishing a lamp which burns above the tomb. It is a singular +circumstance that Voltaire caused the church of Ferney to be built, as +well as several houses in the village, and on an iron vane on the top of +the former is inscribed, "_Deo erexit Voltaire_." + +After his escape from the court of Frederic, Voltaire went first to +Lausanne, were he resided some years, and where he fitted up a private +theatre; his acquaintances there supplied him with performers, of whom +it seems he was proud, and who acted for him Zaire, Alzira, and several +other plays. Some spirited drawings of Huber represent him behind the +scene teaching, scolding, encouraging the actors; you might have thought +you heard his loud _bravo_! The part of Lusignan was frequently filled +by the poet himself, who was so much taken with it as to be seen in the +morning at the door of his house already dressed for the stage. Voltaire +had a hollow wooden voice, and his declamation had more pomp in it than +nature; yet in the part of Trissotin, in the Femmes Savantes, he +performed very well. + +From Lausanne, where he quarrelled with several persons, he went, in +1755, to St. Jean, close to Geneva, and gave to the house he occupied +the name of _Les Dèlices_, which it retains to this day. Ferney, which +he bought soon after, became his permanent residence for twenty years. + +Strangers of distinction made a point of calling on the philosopher of +Ferney, who for some years received their visits very willingly, giving +them _fêtes_ and plays; but he became tired of this, and at last would +only see those who could amuse him while he amused them. A quaker from +Philadelphia, called Claude Gay, travelling in Europe, stayed some time +at Geneva; he was known as the author of some Theological works, and +liked for his good sense, moderation, and simplicity. Voltaire heard of +him, his curiosity was excited, and he desired to see him. The quaker +felt great reluctance, but suffered himself at last to be carried to +Ferney, Voltaire having promised before hand to his friends that he +would say nothing that could give him offence. At first he was delighted +with the tall, straight, handsome quaker, his broad-brimmed hat, and +plain drab suit of clothes; the mild and serene expression of his +countenance; and the dinner promised to go off very well; yet he soon +took notice of the great sobriety of his guest, and made jokes, to which +he received grave and modest answers. The patriarchs, and the first +inhabitants of the earth were next alluded to; by and by he began to +sneer at the historical proofs of Revelation; but Claude was not to be +driven away from his ground, and while examining these proofs, and +arguing upon them rationally, he overlooked the light attacks of his +adversary, when not to the point, appeared insensible to his sarcasms +and wit, and remained always cool and serious. Voltaire's vivacity at +last turned to downright anger; his eyes flashed fire whenever they met +the benign and placid countenance of the quaker, and the dispute went so +far at last, that the latter, getting up, said, "Friend Voltaire! +perhaps thou mayst come to understand these matters rightly; in the +meantime, finding I can do thee no good, I leave thee, and so fare thee +well!" So saying he went away on foot, notwithstanding all entreaties, +back again to Geneva, leaving the whole company in consternation. +Voltaire immediately retired to his own room. M. Huber,[8] who was +present at this scene, made a drawing of the two actors. + +PHILO. + + + + * * * * * + ++THE GATHERER.+ + +A snapper up of unconsidered trifles. +SHAKSPEARE. + + +SIR W. JONES AND MR. DAY. + +One day, upon removing some books at the chambers of Sir William Jones, +a large spider dropped upon the floor, upon which Sir William, with some +warmth, said, "Kill that spider, Day, kill that spider!" "No," said Mr. +Day, with that coolness for which he was so conspicuous, "I will not +kill that spider, Jones; I do not know that I have a right to kill that +spider! Suppose when you are going in your coach to Westminster Hall, a +superior being, who, perhaps may have as much power over you as you have +over this insect, should say to his companion, 'Kill that lawyer! kill +that lawyer!' how should you like that, Jones? and I am sure, to most +people, a lawyer is a more noxious animal than a spider." + + * * * * * + +BISHOP + +In Cambridge, this title is not confined to the dignitaries of the +church; but _port_ wine, made _copiously potable_ by being mulled and +burnt, with the _addenda_ of roasted lemons all bristling like angry +hedge-hogs (studded with cloves,) is dignified with the appellation of +_Bishop_: + +Beneath some old oak, come and rest thee, my hearty; + Our foreheads with roses, oh! let us entwine! +And, inviting young Bacchus to be of the party, + We'll drown all our troubles in oceans of wine! + +And perfumed with _Macassar_ or _Otto_ of roses, + We'll pass round the BISHOP, the spice-breathing cup, +And take of that medicine such wit-breeding doses, + We'll knock _down_ the god, or he shall knock us _up_. + + * * * * * + +GAZETTED AND IN THE GAZETTE. + +These terms imply very different things. The son of a nobleman is +_gazetted_, as a cornet in a regiment, and all his friends rejoice. John +Thomson is _in the Gazette_, and all his friends lament. + + * * * * * + +UNFORTUNATE CASE. + +A zealous priest in the north of Ireland missed a constant auditor from +his congregation, in which schism had already made depredations. "What +keeps our friend Farmer B----away from us?" was the anxious question +proposed by the vigilant minister to his assistant, "I have not seen him +among us," continued he, "these three weeks; I hope it is not +Protestantism that keeps him away," "No," was the reply, "it is worse +than that." "Worse than Protestantism? God forbid it should,--Deism?" +"No, worse than that." "Worse than Deism! good heavens, I trust it is +not Atheism." "No, worse than Atheism!" "Impossible, nothing can be +worse than Atheism!" "Yes, it is, your honour--_it is Rheumatism_!" + + * * * * * + +LIQUIDATING CLAIMS. + +During a remarkable wet summer, Joe Vernon, whose vocal taste and humour +contributed for many years to the entertainment of the frequenters of +Vauxhall Gardens, but who was not quite so good a _timist_ in money +matters as in music, meeting an acquaintance who had the misfortune to +hold some of his unhonoured paper, was asked by him, not uninterestedly, +how the gardens were going on? "Oh, _swimmingly_!" answered the jocose +Joe. "Glad to hear it," retorted the creditor, "their _swimming_ state, +I hope, will cause the singers to _liquidate their notes_." + + * * * * * + +Mr. Samuel Deacon, a most respectable Baptist minister, who resided at +Barton in Leicestershire, was not peculiarly happy in his cast of +countenance or general appearance; conscious of the silly ridicule his +unprepossessing _tout ensemble_ occasionally excited, he made the +following good-humoured, quaint remark:-- + +"The carcass that you look at so, +Is not Sam Deacon, you must know, +But 'tis the carriage--the machine, +Which Samuel Deacon rideth in." + + * * * * * + +ADVANTAGES OF LOQUACITY + +A very pretty woman, who was tediously loquacious, complained one day to +Madame de Sevigné, that she was sadly tormented by her lovers. "Oh, +Madame," said Madame de Sevigné to her, with a smile, "it is very easy +to get rid of them: you have only to speak." + + * * * * * + +_Printed and Published by J. LIMBIRD 143, Strand, (near Somerset House,) +London; sold by ERNEST FLEISCHEN, 626, New Market, Leipsic; and by all +Newsman and Booksellers._ + +FOOTNOTES: + +[1] The old bridge was of wood, and 168 yards in length. It was the most +ancient on the River Thames, except that of London, and is mentioned in +a record of the 8th year of Henry III. + +[2] At the time the chapel fell, the sexton, while digging a grave was +buried under the ruins, with another person, and his daughter. The +latter, notwithstanding she lay covered seven hours, survived this +misfortune seventeen years, and was her father's successor. The memory +of this event is preserved by a print of this singular woman, engraved +by M'Ardell. + +[3] The work is dedicated to Dr. Babington, "in remembrance of some +delightful days passed in his society, and in gratitude for an +uninterrupted friendship of a quarter of a century;" and in the preface +the author, after saying that the characters are imaginary, intimates +that "in the portrait of HALIEUS, given in the last dialogue, a +likeness, he thinks, will not fail to be recognised to that of a most +estimable physician, ardently beloved by his friends, and esteemed and +venerated by the public." + +[4] In our last volume, this was erroneously attributed to Swift. + +[5] See page 370, vol. xi. MIRROR. + +[6] As "kill him, crimp him," &c. + +[[7]] The late worthy and scientific Wm. Reynolds, of the Bank, near +Ketley. + +[8] M. Huber was the father of the author of a work on the economy of +bees, and the grandfather of the author of a work on the economy of +ants. The first M. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction + Volume XII., No. 324, July 26, 1828 + +Author: Various + +Release Date: November 29, 2003 [EBook #10331] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MIRROR OF LITERATURE 324 *** + + + + +Produced by Jonathan Ingram, Sjaani and PG Distributed Proofreaders + + + + + +</pre> + +<table width="80%" border="0" align="center"> + <tr> + <td> + <h1 align="center">The Mirror</h1> + <h3 align="center">OF</h3> + <h2 align="center">LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.</h2> + <h3 align="center">324.] SATURDAY, JULY 26, 1828. [Price 2<em>d</em>.</h3> + <h3 align="center">Vol. XII</h3> + + <p><img src="imgone.jpg" alt="Kingston New Bridge" /></p> + + + +<br /><hr style="width: 35%;" /><br /> +<h2 align="center">KINGSTON NEW BRIDGE.</h2> + +<p>Through many a bridge the wealthy river roll'd.<br /> +SOUTHEY.</p> + +<p>The annexed picturesque engraving represents the new bridge<a name="ret1" id="ret1"></a>[1] from +Kingston-upon-Thames to Hampton-Wick, in the royal manor of Hampton +Court. It is built of Portland stone, and consists of five elliptical +arches, the centre arch being 60 feet span by 19 in height, and the side +arches 56 and 52 feet span respectively. The abutments are terminated by +towers or bastions, and the whole is surmounted by a cornice and +balustrade, with galleries projecting over the pier; which give a bold +relief to the general elevation. The length of the bridge is 382 feet by +27 feet in width. It is of chaste Grecian architecture, from the design +of Mr. Lapidge, to whose courtesy we are indebted for the original of +our engraving. The building contract was undertaken by Mr. Herbert for +£26,800. and the extra work has not exceeded £100. a very rare, if not +an unprecedented occurrence in either public or private undertakings of +this description. The first stone was laid by the Earl of Liverpool, +November 7, 1825, and the bridge was opened in due form by her royal +highness the Duchess of Clarence, on July 17, 1828.</p> + +<p>Kingston is one of the most picturesque towns on the banks of the +Thames; and its antiquarian attractions are of the highest order. It was +occupied by the Romans, and in aftertimes it was either a royal +residence or a royal demesne, so early as the union of the Saxon +Heptarchy; for there is a record extant of a council held there in 838, +at which Egbert, the first king of all England, and his son Athelwolf +were present; and in this record it is styled <em>Kyningenstum famosa ilia +locus</em>. Some of our Saxon kings were also crowned here; and adjoining +the church is a large stone, on which, according to tradition, they were +placed during the ceremony. Many interesting relics have from time to +time been discovered in illustration of these historical facts, and till +the year 1730, the figures of some of the above kings and that of king +John (who chartered the town) were preserved in a chapel adjoining the +above spot. In that year, however, the chapel fell, and with it were +demolished the royal <em>effigies</em>.<a name="ret2" id="ret2"></a>[2] Mr. Lysons, with his usual accuracy, +enumerates nine kings who were crowned here. + +Kingston formerly sent members to parliament, till, by petition, the +inhabitants prayed to be relieved from the burden!</p> + +<p>At Hampton Wick, the village on the opposite bank, resided the witty but +profligate Sir Richard Steele, in a house which he whimsically +denominated "the hovel;" and "from the Hovel at Hampton Wick, April 7, +1711," he dedicated the fourth volume of the <em>Tatler</em> to Charles, Lord +Halifax. This was probably about the time he became surveyor of the +royal stables at Hampton Court, governor of the king's comedians, a +justice of the peace for Middlesex, and a knight.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> +<br /> + +<h2 align="center">ARCHBISHOPS OF CANTERBURY.</h2> + +<p>The first Archbishop of Canterbury was Austin, appointed by King +Ethelbert, on his conversion to Christianity, about the year 598. Before +the coming of the Saxons into England, the Christian Britons had three +Archbishops, viz. of London, York, and Caerleon, an ancient city of +South Wales. The Britons being driven out of these parts, the +Archbishoprick of London became extinct; and when Pope Gregory the Great +had afterwards sent thither Augustine, and his fellow-labourer to preach +the Gospel to the then heathen Saxons, the Archiepiscopal See was +planted at Canterbury, as being the metropolis of the kingdom of Kent, +where King Ethelbert had received the same St. Augustine, and with his +kingdom was baptized, and embraced the doctrines of Christianity before +the rest of the Heptarchy. The other Archbishoprick of Caerleon was +translated to St. David's in Pembrokeshire, and afterwards wholly to the +See of Canterbury; since which, all England and Wales reckon but two +Archbishops, Canterbury and York. The following Archbishops have died at +Lambeth Palace;—Wittlesey, in 1375; Kemp, 1453; Dean, 1504; all buried +in Canterbury Cathedral: Cardinal Pole, 1558, after lying in state here +40 days was buried at Canterbury; Parker, 1575, buried in Lambeth +Chapel; Whitgift, 1604, buried at Croydon; Bancroft, 1610, buried at +Lambeth; Juxon, 1663, buried in the chapel of St. John's College, +Oxford; Sheldon, 1667, buried at Croydon; Tillotson, 1694, buried in the +church of St. Laurence Jewry, London; Tennison, 1715; and Potter, 1747, +both buried at Croydon; Seeker, 1768; Cornwallis, 1783, and Moore, +1805, all buried at Lambeth. In 1381, the Archbishop, Simon of Sudbury, +fell a victim to Wat Tyler and his crew, when they attacked Lambeth +Palace.</p> + +<p>P. T. W.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> +<br /> + +<h2 align="center">DAYS OF FLY FISHING.</h2> + +<p>That an ex-president (Sir Humphry Davy) of the Royal Society should +write a book on field sports may at first sight appear rather +<em>unphilosophical</em>; although it is not more fanciful than Bishop +Berkeley's volume on tar water, Bishop Watson's improvement in the +manufacture of gunpowder, Sir Walter Scott writing a sermon, or a Scotch +minister inventing a safety gun, and, as we are told, <em>presenting</em> the +same to the King in person. Be this as it may, since our first +acquaintance with the "prince of piscators," the patriarch of anglers, +Isaak Walton, it has seldom been our lot to meet with so pleasant a +volume as <em>Salmonia, or Days of Fly Fishing</em>, to whose contents we are +about to introduce our readers.</p> + +<p>In our last number we gave a <em>flying</em> extract, entitled, "Superstitions +on the Weather," being a fair specimen of the very agreeable manner of +the digressions in the above work, which is, perhaps, less practical +than it might have been; but this defect is more than atoned for in the +author's felicitous mode of intermingling with the main subject, some of +the most curious facts and phenomena in natural history and philosophy +so as to familiarize the angler with many causes and effects which +altogether belong to a higher class of reading than that of mere +amusement. All this, too, is done in a simple, graceful, and flowing +style, always amusive, and sometimes humorously illustrative—advantages +which our philosophical writers do not generally exhibit, but which are +more or less evident in every page of Sir Humphry Davy's writings.</p> + +<p><em>Salmonia</em> consists of a series of conversations between four +characters—Halieus,<a name="ret3" id="ret3"></a>[3] Poietes, Physicus, Ornither. In the "First Day" +we have an ingenious vindication of fly fishing against the well-known +satire of Johnson<a name="ret4" id="ret4"></a>[4] and Lord Byron, and the following:—</p> + +<p><em>Halieus.</em>—A noble lady, long distinguished at court for pre-eminent +beauty and grace, and whose mind possesses undying charms, has written +some lines in my copy of Walton, which, if you will allow me, I will +repeat to you:—</p> + +<p>Albeit, gentle Angler, I<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Delight not in thy trade,</span><br /> +Yet in thy pages there doth lie<br /> +So much of quaint simplicity,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">So much of mind,</span><br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">Of such good kind.</span><br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">That none need be afraid,</span><br /> +Caught by thy cunning bait, this book,<br /> +To be ensnared on thy hook.</p> + +<p>Gladly from thee, I'm lur'd to bear<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">With things that seem'd most vile before,</span><br /> +For thou didst on poor subjects rear<br /> +Matter the wisest sage might hear.<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">And with a grace,</span><br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">That doth efface</span><br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">More laboured works, thy simple lore</span><br /> +Can teach us that thy skilful <em>lines</em>,<br /> +More than the scaly brood <em>confines</em>.</p> + +<p>Our hearts and senses too, we see,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Rise quickly at thy master hand,</span><br /> +And ready to be caught by thee<br /> +Are lured to virtue willingly.<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">Content and peace,</span><br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">With health and ease,</span><br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Walk by thy side. At thy command</span><br /> +We bid adieu to worldly care.<br /> +And joy in gifts that all may share.</p> + +<p>Gladly with thee, I pace along.<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">And of sweet fancies dream;</span><br /> +Waiting till some inspired song,<br /> +Within my memory cherished long,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">Comes fairer forth.</span><br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">With more of worth;</span><br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Because that time upon its stream</span><br /> +Feathers and chaff will bear away,<br /> +But give to gems a brighter ray.</p> + +<p>And though the charming and intellectual author of this poem is not an +angler herself, yet I can quote the example of her lovely daughters to +vindicate fly fishing from the charge of cruelty, and to prove that the +most delicate and refined minds can take pleasure in this innocent +amusement.</p> + +<p>Gay's passionate love for angling is well known; it was his principal +occupation in the summer at Amesbury; and "the late excellent John +Tobin, author of the <em>Honey Moon</em>, was an ardent angler." Among heroes, +Trajan was fond of angling. Nelson was a good fly-fisher, and continued +the pursuit even with his left hand; and, says the author, "I have known +a person who fished with him at Merton, in the Wandle. Dr. Paley was so +much attached to this amusement, that when the Bishop of Durham inquired +of him when one of his most important works would be finished, he said, +with great simplicity and good-humour, 'My lord, I shall work steadily +at it when the fly-fishing season is over.'"—Then we have a poetical +description of river scenery, till two of the party arrive at the +following conclusions:—</p> + +<p>I have already admitted the danger of analyzing, too closely, the moral +character of any of our field sports; yet I think it cannot be doubted +that the nervous system of fish, and cold-blooded animals in general, is +less sensitive than that of warm-blooded animals. The hook usually is +fixed in the cartilaginous part of the mouth, where there are no nerves; +and a proof that the sufferings of a hooked fish cannot be great is +found in the circumstance, that though a trout has been hooked and +played for some minutes, he will often, after his escape with the +artificial fly in his mouth, take the natural fly, and feed as if +nothing had happened; having apparently learnt only from the experiment, +that the artificial fly is not proper for food. And I have caught pikes +with four or five hooks in their mouths, and tackle which they had +broken only a few minutes before; and the hooks seemed to have had no +other effect than that of serving as a sort of <em>sauce piquante</em>, urging +them to seize another morsel of the same kind.—The advocates for a +favourite pursuit never want sophisms to defend it. I have even heard it +asserted, that a hare enjoys being hunted. Yet I will allow that +fly-fishing, after your vindication, appears amongst the least cruel of +field sports.</p> + +<p>We must, however, confine ourselves to a few colloquial extracts from +the <em>practical</em> portion of the volume; as</p> + +<p><em>Flies on the Wandle, &c.</em></p> + +<p><em>Orn.</em>—Surely the May-fly season is not the only season for day-fishing +in this river? [the Wandle.]—<em>Hal.</em> Certainly not. There are as many +fish to be taken, perhaps, in the spring fishing; but in this deep river +they are seldom in good season till the May-fly has been on, and a +fortnight hence they will be still better than even now. In September +there may be good fish taken here; but the autumnal flies are less +plentiful in this river than the spring flies—<em>Phys</em>, Pray tell me what +are the species of fly which take in these two seasons.—<em>Hal</em>. You know +that trout spawn or deposit their ova, &c. in the end of the autumn or +beginning of winter, from the middle of November till the beginning of +January, their maturity depending upon the temperature of the season, +their quantity of food, &c. They are at least six weeks or two months +after they have spawned before they recover their flesh; and the time +when these fish are at the worst, is likewise the worst time for +fly-fishing, both on account of the cold weather, and because there are +fewer flies on the water than at any other season. Even in December and +January there are a few small gnats or water-flies on the water in the +middle of the day, in bright days, or when there is sunshine. These are +generally black, and they escape the influence of the frost by the +effects of light on their black bodies, and probably by the extreme +rapidity of the motions of their fluids, and generally of their organs. +They are found only at the surface of the water, where the temperature +must be above the freezing point. In February a few double-winged +water-flies, which swim down the stream, are usually found in the middle +of the day, such as the willow-fly; and the cow-dung-fly is sometimes +carried on the water by winds. In March there are several flies found on +most rivers. The grannam, or green-tail-fly, with a wing like a moth, +comes on generally morning and evening, from five till eight o'clock, +A.M. in mild weather, in the end of March and through April. Then there +are the blue and the brown, both ephemerae, which come on, the first in +dark days, the second in bright days; these flies, when well imitated, +are very destructive to fish. The first is a small fly, with a palish +yellow body, and slender, beautiful wings, which rest on the back as it +floats down the water. The second, called the cob in Wales, is three or +four times as large, and has brown wings, which likewise protrude from +the back, and its wings are shaded like those of a partridge, brown and +yellow brown. These three kinds of flies lay their eggs in the water, +which produce larvae that remain in the state of worms, feeding and +breathing in the water till they are prepared for their metamorphosis, +and quit the bottoms of the rivers, and the mud and stones, for the +surface, and light and air. The brown fly usually disappears before the +end of April, likewise the grannam; but of the blue dun there is a +succession of different tints, or species, or varieties, which appear in +the middle of the day all the summer and autumn long. These are the +principal flies on the Wandle—the best and clearest stream near London. +In early spring these flies have dark olive bodies; in the end of April +and the beginning of May they are found yellow; and in the summer they +become cinnamon coloured; and again, as the winter approaches, gain a +darker hue. I do not, however, mean to say that they are the same flies, +but more probably successive generations of ephemerae of the same +species. The excess of heat seems equally unfavourable, as the excess of +cold, to the existence of the smaller species of water-insects, which, +during the intensity of sunshine, seldom appear in summer, but rise +morning and evening only. The blue dun has, in June and July, a yellow +body; and there is a water-fly which, in the evening, is generally found +before the moths appear, called the red spinner. Towards the end of +August, the ephemerae appear again in the middle of the day—a very +pale, small ephemera, which is of the same colour as that which is seen +in some rivers in the beginning of July. In September and October this +kind of fly is found with an olive body, and it becomes darker in +October and paler in November. There are two other flies which appear in +the end of September and continue during October, if the weather be +mild; a large yellow fly, with a fleshy body, and wings like a moth; and +a small fly with four wings, with a dark or claret coloured body, that +when it falls on the water has its wings like the great yellow fly, flat +on its back. This, or a claret bodied fly, very similar in character, +may be likewise found in March or April, on some waters. In this river I +have often caught many large trout in April and the beginning of May, +with the blue dun, having the yellow body; and in the upper part of the +stream below St. Albans, and between that and Watford, I have sometimes, +even as early as April, caught fish in good condition; but the <em>true</em> +season for the Colne is the season of the May-fly. The same may be said +of most of the large English rivers containing large trouts, and +abounding in May-fly—such as the Test and the Kennett, the one running +by Stockbridge, the other by Hungerford. But in the Wandle, at +Carshalton and Beddington, the May-fly is not found; and the little +blues are the constant, and, when well imitated, killing flies on this +water; to which may be joined a dark alder-fly, and a red evening fly. +In the Avon, at Ringwood and Fordingbridge, the May-fly is likewise a +killing fly; but as this is a grayling river, the other flies, +particularly the grannam and blue and brown, are good in spring, and the +alder-fly or pale blue later, and the blue dun in September and October, +and even November. In the streams in the mountainous parts of Britain, +the spring and autumnal flies are by far the most killing. The Usk was +formerly a very productive trout-stream, and the fish being well fed by +the worms washed down by the winter floods, were often in good season, +cutting red, in March and the beginning of April: and at this season the +blues and browns, particularly when the water was a little stained after +a small flood, afforded the angler good sport. In Herefordshire and +Derbyshire, where trout and grayling are often found together, the same +periods are generally best for angling; but in the Dove, Lathkill, and +Wye, with the natural May-fly many fish may be taken; and in old times, +in peculiarly windy days, or high and troubled water, even the +artificial May-fly, according to Cotton, was very killing.</p> + +<p>Here we must end, at least <em>for the present</em>; but there is so much +anecdotical pleasantry in <em>Salmonia</em> that we might continue our extracts +through many columns, and we are persuaded, to the gratification of the +majority of our readers. Even when we announced the publication of this +work a few weeks since, we were led to anticipate the delight it would +afford many of our esteemed correspondents, especially our friend +<em>W.H.H.</em>, who has "caught about forty trout in two or three hours" in +the rocky basins of Pot-beck, &c.<a name="ret5" id="ret5"></a>[5] + +Sir Humphry Davy mentions the Wandle in Surrey, as we have quoted; but +he does not allude to the trout-fishing in the Mole, in the Vale of +Leatherhead in the same county. There are in the course of the work a +few expressions which make humanity shudder, and would drive a +Pythagorean to madness,<a name="ret6" id="ret6"></a>[6] notwithstanding the ingenuity with which the +author attempts to vindicate his favourite amusement. + +<br /></p><hr style="width: 35%;" /><br /> +<br /> + +<h2 align="center">SHROPSHIRE AND WELSH GIRLS.</h2> + +<p>There are few Londoners who in their suburban strolls have failed to +notice the scores of <em>female</em> fruit-carriers by whose toil the markets +are supplied with some of their choicest delicacies. As an interesting +illustration of the meritorious character of these handmaids to luxury, +I send you the following extract from Sir Richard Phillips's <em>Walk from +London to Kew</em>.</p> + +<p>PHILO.</p> + +<p>In the strawberry season, hundreds of women are employed to carry that +delicate fruit to market on their heads; and their industry in +performing this task is as wonderful, as their remuneration is unworthy +of the opulent classes who derive enjoyment from their labour. They +consist, for the most part, of Shropshire and Welsh girls, who walk to +London at this season in droves, to perform this drudgery, just as the +Irish peasantry come to assist in the hay and corn harvests. I learnt +that these women carry upon their heads baskets of strawberries or +raspberries, weighing from forty to fifty pounds, and make two turns in +the day, from Isleworth to market, a distance of thirteen miles each +way; three turns from Brentford, a distance of nine miles; and four +turns from Hammersmith, a distance of six miles. For the most part, they +find some conveyance back; but even then these industrious creatures +carry loads from twenty-four to thirty miles a-day, besides walking back +unladen some part of each turn! Their remuneration for this unparalleled +slavery is from 8<em>s</em>. to 9<em>s</em>. per day; each turn from the distance of +Isleworth being 4<em>s</em>. or 4<em>s</em>. 6<em>d</em>.; and from that of Hammersmith 2<em>s</em>. +or 2<em>s</em>. 3<em>d</em>. Their diet is coarse and simple, their drink, tea and +small-beer; costing not above 1<em>s</em>. or 1<em>s</em>. 6<em>d</em>. and their back +conveyance about 2<em>s</em>. or 2<em>s</em>. 6<em>d</em>.; so that their net gains are about +5<em>s</em>. per day, which, in the strawberry season, of forty days, amounts +to 10<em>l</em>. After this period the same women find employment in gathering +and marketing vegetables, at lower wages, for other sixty days, netting +about 5<em>l</em>. more. With this poor pittance they return to their native +county, and it adds either to their humble comforts, or creates a small +dowry towards a rustic establishment for life. Can a more interesting +picture be drawn of virtuous exertion? Why have our poets failed to +colour and finish it? More virtue never existed in their favourite +shepherdesses than in these Welsh and Shropshire girls! For beauty, +symmetry, and complexion, they are not inferior to the nymphs of +Arcadia, and they far outvie the pallid specimens of Circassia! Their +morals too are exemplary; and they often perform this labour to support +aged parents, or to keep their own children from the workhouse! In keen +suffering, they endure all that the imagination of a poet could desire; +they live hard, they sleep on straw in hovels and barns, and they often +burst an artery, or drop down dead from the effect of heat and +over-exertion! Yet, such is the state of one portion of our female +population, at a time when we are calling ourselves the most polished +nation on earth.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> +<br /> + +<h2 align="center">COLEBROOK-DALE IRON-WORKS—THE REYNOLDS'.</h2> + +<p>(<em>To the Editor of the Mirror</em>.)</p> + +<p>In the interesting extract you have given in your excellent Miscellany +(No. 321) from Bakewell's Introduction to Geology, when speaking of the +exhausted or impoverished state of the iron-ore and coals in Shropshire, +&c., an allusion is made in a note to that truly excellent man, the late +Mr. Richard Reynolds, and to the final extinction of the furnaces at +Colebrook-Dale, which is not altogether correct.</p> + +<p>I beg leave, therefore, to point out the errors to you, and to add a +fact or two more relating to that distinguished philanthropist and his +family, which, perhaps, will not be unacceptable to many of your +readers.</p> + +<p>Mr. Reynolds was by no means the <em>original</em>, nor, I believe, ever the +<em>sole</em> proprietor, of the iron-works in Colebrook-Dale, as stated by Mr. +Bakewell; he derived his right in them from his wife's family the +Darbies; and the firm of "Darby and Company" was the well known mark on +the iron from these works for a very long period; more recently, that of +"Colebrook-Dale Company" was adopted.</p> + +<p>The Darbies were an old and respectable family of the Society of +Friends, and a pair of the elder branches of it were the original "Darby +and Joan," whose names are so well known throughout the whole kingdom. I +had this anecdote from one of the sons of Mr. Reynolds,<a name="ret7" id="ret7"></a>[7] and have no +doubt of its authenticity.</p> + +<p>It may not be generally known to your readers, perhaps, that the first +iron bridge in England was projected at, and cast from, the furnaces of +Colebrook-Dale, and erected over the Severn, near that place, about the +year 1779; and, considering it to be the <em>first</em> bridge of the kind, I +feel little hesitation in stating it to be, even now, the most beautiful +one. This structure, at that time thought to be a wonderful attempt, was +the entire offspring of Mr. Reynolds' genius; it was planned, cast, and +erected, under his immediate care and superintendance.</p> + +<p>I cannot suppose the reason given by your author for the discontinuance +of the works at Colebrook-Dale to be correct, as there is another large +furnace in the immediate neighbourhood, called "Madeley Wood Furnace" +(also belonging to Mr. Reynolds's family), which was allowed to make, +and, I believe, still makes, the best iron and steel in the United +Kingdom. Mr. Reynolds had also other great iron-works at Ketley, since +carried on by his two sons, William and Joseph, and still in high +reputation, as to the quality of the iron made there; these are not more +distant from Colebrook-Dale than six or seven miles, and between the two +there are the extensive and highly valuable works of "Old Park," &c., +belonging to Mr. Botfield (so that the whole district abounds in the +materials), which not having the advantage of the immediate vicinity of +the Severn for conveyance, would have been more likely to have stopped +from the circumstances stated in your extract; <em>viz.</em> the failure in +quality or quantity of iron-stone, coals, or other necessary matter. The +Colebrook-Dale fires must, therefore, I conceive, have ceased to blaze, +and the blast of her furnaces to roar, from some other cause, and from +some private reason of her late proprietors.</p> + +<p>Your constant reader,</p> + +<p><em>Shrewsbury.</em> SALOPIENSIS.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> +<br /> + +<h2 align="center">NOTES OF A READER.</h2> + +<p><strong>TRAGEDY</strong>.</p> + +<p>We do not see any necessary and natural connexion between death and the +end of the third volume of a novel, or the conclusion of the fifth act +of a play,—though that connexion in some modern novels, and in most +English tragedies, seems to be assumed. Nor does it seem to follow, +that, because death is the object of universal dread and aversion, and +because terror is one of the objects of tragedy, death must, therefore, +necessarily be represented; and not only so, but the more deaths the +better. If it be true that familiarity has a tendency to create +indifference, if not contempt, it must be considered prudent to have +recourse to this strong exhibition as to drastic remedies in medicine, +with caution and discrimination, and with a view to the continuance of +its effect. We cannot help wishing that our own Shakspeare, who lays +down such excellent rules for the guidance of actors, and cautions them +so earnestly against "overstepping the modesty of nature," and the +danger of "tearing passion to rags," had remembered, that the poet +himself has certain limits imposed upon him, which he cannot transgress +with impunity. We should not then have observed, in the perusal of some +of his plays, the marginal notice of ["<em>dies</em>"] with about as much +emotion as a note of exclamation; nor, when at the actual +representation, we behold the few remaining persons of the drama +scarcely able to cross the stage without stumbling over the bodies of +their fallen companions, should we have felt our thoughts unavoidably +wandering from the higher business and moral effect of the scene, to the +mere physical and repelling images of fleshly mortality.—<em>Edinburgh +Rev.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>The inquiries of the committee appointed to devise means for the +suppression of mendicity, leave us no reason to doubt that in an average +of cases a London beggar made by "his trade" eighteen-pence per day, or +twenty-seven pounds per annum!</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><em>One-ninth</em> of the whole population of Paris are wholly maintained by +funds which the different bureaux of charity distribute for their +relief; and still a countless horde of mendicants infest her streets, +her quays, and all her public places.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>Science and literature are "the nourishment of youth, the delight of +age, the ornaments of prosperous life, the refuge and consolation of +adversity, the companions of our weary travels, of our rural solitudes, +of our sleepless nights."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>The following quotation from <em>Jamieson's Scottish Dictionary</em> points out +the frugal and temperate Scot; and, in illustration, may be contrasted +with the proverbial invitation of the better feeding English, "Will you +come and take your mutton with me?"</p> + +<p>"KAIL, used metonimically for the whole dinner; as constituting among +our temperate ancestors the principal part, <em>s</em>.</p> + +<p>"Hence, in giving a friendly invitation to dinner, it is common to say, +'Will you come and tak your <em>kail</em> wi' me?' This, as a learned friend +observes, resembles the French invitation, <em>Voulez vous venir manger la +soupe chez moi!</em>"</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>THE RIVER NILE</strong>.</p> + +<p>Ledyard, in his <em>Travels</em>, speaks thus contemptuously of this celebrated +wonder:—"This is the mighty, the sovereign of rivers—the vast Nile +that has been metamorphosed into one of the wonders of the world! Let me +be careful how I read, and, above all, how I read ancient history. You +have heard, and read too, much of its inundations. If the thousands of +large and small canals from it, and the thousands of men and machines +employed to transfer, by artificial means, the water of the Nile to the +meadows on its banks—if this be the inundation that is meant, it is +true; any other is false; it is not an inundating river."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>The Jewish children to this day celebrate the fall and death of Haman, +and on that anniversary represent the blows which they would fain deal +on his scull, by striking with envenomed fury on the floor with wooden +hammers. This observance was but very lately forbidden in the Grand +Duchy of Baden.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>TRAVELLING FOLLIES</strong>.</p> + +<p>"Many gentlemen," says an old English author, "coming to their lands +sooner than to their wits, adventure themselves to see the fashion of +other countries; whence they see the world, as Adam had knowledge of +good and evil, with the loss or lessening of their estate in this +English Paradise; and bring home a few smattering terms, flattering +garbs, apish carriages, foppish fancies, foolish guises and disguises, +the vanities of neighbour nations."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>The Spaniards are infinitely more careful than the French, and other +nations, in planting trees, and in taking care of them; for it rarely +happens, when a Spaniard eats fruit in a wood or in the open country, +that he does not set the stones or the pips; and thus in the whole of +their country an infinite number of fruit-trees of all kinds are found; +whereas, in the French quarters you meet with none—<em>Labat.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>PAINTING</strong>.</p> + +<p>It is painful to think how soon the paintings of Raphael, and Titian, +and Correggio, and other illustrious men will perish and pass away. "How +long," said Napoleon to David, "will a picture last?" "About four or +five hundred years!—a fine immortality!" The poet multiplies his works +by means of a cheap material—and Homer, and Virgil, and Dante, and +Tasso, and Moliere, and Milton, and Shakspeare, may bid oblivion +defiance; the sculptor impresses his conceptions on metal or on marble, +and expects to survive the wreck of nations and the wrongs of time; but +the painter commits to perishable cloth or wood the visions of his +fancy, and dies in the certain assurance that the life of his works will +be but short in the land they adorn.—<em>For. Rev.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>A Chinese novelist, in describing his hero, says, "the air of the +mountains and rivers had formed his body; his mind, like a rich piece of +embroidery, was worthy of his handsome face!" Pity he has not been +introduced among our "fashionable novels."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>PHRENOLOGY</strong>.</p> + +<p>In 1805, Dr. Gall, the celebrated phrenologist, visited the prison of +Berlin in the course of his experimental travels to establish his +theories. On April 17, in the presence of many witnesses, he was shown +upwards of two hundred culprits, of whom he had never heard till that +moment, and to whose crimes and dispositions he was a total stranger. +Dr. Gall immediately pointed out, as a general feature in one of the +wards, an extraordinary development in the region of the head where the +organ of theft is situated, and in fact every prisoner there was a +thief. Some children, also detained for theft, were then shown to him; +and in them, too, the same organ was very prominent. In two of them +particularly it was excessively large; and the prison-registers +confirmed his opinion that these two were most incorrigible. In another +room, where the women were kept apart, he distinguished one drest +exactly like the others, occupied like them, and differing in no one +thing but in the form of her head. "For what reason is this woman here," +asked Gall, "for her head announces no propensity to theft?" The answer +was, "She is the inspectress of this room." One prisoner had the organs +of benevolence and of religion as strongly developed as those of theft +and cunning; and his boast was, that he never had committed an act of +violence, and that it was repugnant to his feelings to rob a church. In +a man named Fritze, detained for the murder of his wife, though his +crime was not proved, the organs of cunning and firmness were fully +developed; and it was by these that he had eluded conviction. In +Maschke, he found the organ of the mechanical arts, together with a head +very well organized in many respects; and his crime was coining. In +Troppe he saw the same organ. This man was a shoemaker, who, without +instruction, made clocks and watches, to gain a livelihood in his +confinement. On a nearer inspection, the organ of imitation was found to +be large. "If this man had ever been near a theatre," said Gall, "he +would in all probability have turned actor." Troppe, astonished at the +accuracy of this sentence, confessed that he had joined a company of +strolling players for six months. His crime, too, was having personated +a police-officer, to extort money. The organs of circumspection, +prurience, foresight, were sadly deficient in Heisig, who, in a drunken +fit, had stabbed his best friend. In some prisoners he found the organ +of language, in others of colour, in others of mathematics; and his +opinion in no single instance failed to be confirmed by the known +talents and dispositions of the individual.—<em>For. Q. Rev.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>SAVING HABITS OF THE ENGLISH</strong>.</p> + +<p>According to the House of Commons' returns in 1815, there were no fewer +than 925,439 individuals in England and Wales, being about +<em>one-eleventh</em> of the then existing population, members of <em>Friendly +Societies</em>, formed for the express purpose of affording protection to +the members during sickness and old age, and enabling them to subsist +without resorting to the parish funds. "No such unquestionable proof of +the prevalence of a spirit of providence and independence can be +exhibited in any other European country." We have to add, that these +must be the happiest people in the social scale.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>In the year 1300, Giovanni Cimabue +and Giotto, both of Florence, were the +first to assert the natural dignity and originality +of art, and the story of those +illustrious friends is instructive and romantic. +The former was a gentleman +by birth and scholarship, and brought to +his art a knowledge of the poetry and +sculpture of Greece and Rome. The latter +was <em>a shepherd</em>; when the inspiration +of art fell upon him, he was watching his +flocks among the hills, and his first attempts +in art were to draw his sheep and +goats upon rocks and stones. It happened +that Cimabue, who was then high +in fame, observed the sketches of the +gifted shepherd; entered into conversation +with him; heard from his own lips his +natural notions of the dignity of art; and +was so much charmed by his compositions +and conversation, that he carried +him to Florence, and became his close +and intimate friend and associate. They +found Italian painting rude in form, and +without spirit and without sentiment; +they let out their own hearts fully in their +compositions, and to this day their works +are highly esteemed for grave dignity of +character, and for originality of conception. +Of these great Florentines, Giotto, the +shepherd, is confessedly the more eminent; +in him we see the dawn, or rather +the sunrise, of the fuller light of Raphael. +—<em>For. Rev.</em> +<br /></p><hr style="width: 35%;" /><br /> + +<p><strong>A REAL HERO</strong>.</p> + +<p>In a <em>recherché</em> article in the <em>Foreign Quarterly Review</em> we meet with +the following marvellous story of Sterkodder, a sort of giant-killing +hero of the North, who, having reached his 90th year, became infirm, +blind, and eager to die. To leave the world in a natural way was out of +the question; and to be dispatched to the Hall of Odin by an ignoble +hand was scarcely less to be dreaded. Leaning on two crutches, with a +sword at each side, he waited for some one to give him the mortal +stroke. To tempt the avarice of such a one, he suspended from his neck a +valuable gold chain. He slew a peasant passing, who, rallying him on his +infirm state, had ventured to beg one of his swords, as neither could +any longer be of service to him. At last his good fortune brought him a +worthy executioner in Hather, the son of a prince whom he had slain. The +young hero was hunting, and seeing the old man, he ordered two of his +attendants to tease him. Both lost their lives for their temerity. The +prince then advanced; and the old man, after relating his great actions, +desired the former to kill him. To make the inducement stronger, he +displayed the golden chain, which would be the reward of the deed; and +to excite his rage, as well as avarice, he avowed that it was he who had +slain the late prince, and that revenge was the sacred duty of the son. +Influenced by both considerations, the latter consented to behead him. +Sterkodder exhorted him to strike manfully. The head was accordingly +severed from the body at a single blow; and as it touched the earth, the +teeth fastened themselves furiously in the ground.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>WORKHOUSES</strong></p> + +<p>Were first erected in England in the year 1723, when they had an instant +and striking effect in reducing the number of poor. Indeed the aversion +of the poor to workhouses was so great, that Sir F.M. Eden mentions that +some proposed, by way of weakening this aversion, "to call workhouses by +some softer and more inoffensive name." Previously to this date, it had +been customary to relieve the able-bodied poor at their own houses.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>MARRIAGES IN CHINA</strong></p> + +<p>Are effected through the assistance of go-betweens, who enjoy, however, +a very different repute from those of Europe, inasmuch as, among the +former, the employ is of the most honourable character.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>There are 300 palaces at Rome, of which 65 only are worth seeing, and +these are defined to be houses which have arched gateways into which +carriages can drive. Some of these palaces contain pictures and statues +worth 130 or 160,000<em>l</em>., but with scarce a window whose panes are all +whole, or a clean staircase.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>HORRORS OF THE INQUISITION IN SPAIN</strong>.</p> + +<p>Endless was the catalogue of most pious men and eminent scholars who +underwent purification, as it is termed, in this den of superstition and +tyranny. The culprit was not permitted to speak with his attorney, +except in the presence of the inquisitor and a notary, who took notes, +and certified what passed; and so far from the names of the informer or +of the witnesses being supplied, every thing that could facilitate the +explanation of them was expunged from the declarations; and the +prisoners, one and all, in these dungeons might truly exclaim, with Fray +Luis de Leon, "I feel the pain, but see not the hand which inflicts +it." Even in the early days of the inquisition, torture was carried to +such an extent, that Sextus IV., in a brief published Jan. 29, 1482, +could not refrain from deploring the wellknown truth, in lamentations +which were re-echoed from all parts of Christendom. The formula of the +sentence of torture began thus, <em>Christo nomine invocato</em>; and it was +therein expressed, that the torture should endure as long as it pleased +the inquisitors; and a protest was added, that, if during the torture +the culprit should die, or be maimed, or if effusion of blood or +mutilation of limb should ensue, the fault should be chargeable to the +culprit, and not to the inquisitors. The culprit was bound by an oath of +secresy, strengthened by fearful penalties, not to divulge any thing +that he had seen, known, or heard, in the dismal precincts of that +unholy tribunal—a secresy illegal and tyrannical, but which constituted +the soul of that monstrous association, and by which its judges were +sheltered against all responsibility.—<em>For. Rev.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>COLONIZATION</strong>.</p> + +<p>In the colonization of the West Indies, "when a city was to be founded, +the first form prescribed was, with all solemnity, to erect a gallows, +as the first thing needful; and in laying out the ground, a site was +marked for the prison as well as for the church."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>"An attempt to handle the English law of evidence, in its former state," +says the <em>Edinburgh Review</em>, "was like taking up a hedgehog—all +points!"</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>Man is not quite so manageable in the hands of science as boiling water +or a fixed star.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>PICTURE OF CONSTANTINOPLE</strong>.</p> + +<p><em>(From the French of Lebrun.)</em></p> + +<p>Queen of the Morn! Sultana of the East!<br /> +City of wonders, on whose sparkling breast,<br /> +Fair, slight, and tall, a thousand palaces<br /> +Fling their gay shadows over golden seas!<br /> +Where towers and domes bestud the gorgeous land,<br /> +And countless masts, a mimic forest stand;<br /> +Where cypress shades the minaret's snowy hue,<br /> +And gleams of gold dissolve in skies of blue,<br /> +Daughter of Eastern art, the most divine—<br /> +Lovely, yet faithless bride of Constantine—<br /> +Fair Istamboul, whose tranquil mirror flings<br /> +Back with delight thy thousand colourings,<br /> +And who no equal in the world dost know,<br /> +Save thy own image pictured thus below!</p> + +<p>Dazzled, amazed, our eyes half-blinded, fail,<br /> +While sweeps the phantasm past our gliding sail—<br /> +Like as in festive scene, some sudden light<br /> +Rises in clouds of stars upon the night.<br /> +Struck by a splendour never seen before,<br /> +Drunk with the perfumes wafted from the shore,<br /> +Approaching near these peopled groves, we deem<br /> +That from enchantment rose the gorgeous dream,<br /> +Day without voice, and motion without sound,<br /> +Silently beautiful! The haunted ground<br /> +Is paved with roofs beyond the bounds of sight,<br /> +Countless, and coloured, wrapped in golden light.<br /> +'Mid groves of cypress, measureless and vast,<br /> +In thousand forms of circles—crescents—cast,<br /> +Gold glitters, spangling all the wide extent,<br /> +And flashes back to heaven the rays it sent.<br /> +Gardens and domes, bazaars begem the woods;<br /> +Seraglios, harems—peopled solitudes,<br /> +Where the veil'd idol kneels; and vistas, through<br /> +Barr'd lattices, that give the enamoured view,<br /> +Flowers, orange-trees, and waters sparkling near,<br /> +And black and lovely eyes,—Alas, that Fear,<br /> +At those heaven-gates, dark sentinel should stand,<br /> +To scare even Fancy from her promised land!</p> + +<p><em>Foreign Quar. Rev.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> +<br /> + +<h2 align="center">THE SKETCH BOOK.</h2> + +<p><strong>THE MYSTERIOUS TAILOR</strong>.</p> + +<p><em>A Romance of High Holborn.</em></p> + +<p><em>(Concluded from page 46.)</em></p> +<br /> + +<p>On recovering from my stupor, I found myself with a physician and two +apothecaries beside me, in bed at the George Inn, Ramsgate. I had been, +it seems, for two whole days delirious, during which pregnant interval I +had lived over again all the horrors of the preceding hours. The wind +sang in my ears, the phantom forms of the unburied flitted pale and +ghastly before my eyes. I fancied that I was still on the sea; that the +massive copper-coloured clouds which hovered scarcely a yard overhead, +were suddenly transformed into uncouth shapes, who glared at me from +between saffron chinks, made by the scudding wrack; that the waters +teemed with life, cold, slimy, preternatural things of life; that their +eyes after assuming a variety of awful expressions, settled down into +that dull frozen character, and their voices into that low, sepulchral, +indefinable tone, which marked the Mysterious Tailor. This wretch was +the Abaddon of my dreamy Pandaemonium. He was ever before me; he lent an +added splendour to the day, and deepened the midnight gloom. On the +heights of Bologne I saw him; far away over the foaming waters he +floated still and lifeless beside me, his eye never once off my face, +his voice never silent in my ear.</p> + +<p>My tale would scarcely have an end, were I to repeat but the one half of +what during two brief days (two centuries in suffering) I experienced +from this derangement of the nervous system. My readers may fancy that I +have exaggerated my state of mind: far from it, I have purposely +softened down the more distressing particulars, apprehensive, if not of +being discredited, at least of incurring ridicule. Towards the close of +the third day my fever began to abate, I became more sobered in my turn +of thought, could contrive to answer questions, and listen with +tolerable composure to my landlord's details of my miraculous +preservation. The storm was slowly rolling off my mind, but the swell +was still left behind it. The fourth day found me so far recovered, that +I was enabled to quit my chamber, sit beside an open window, and derive +amusement from the uncouth appearance of a Dutch crew, whose brig was +lying at anchor in the harbour. From this time forward, every hour +brought fresh accession to my strength, until at the expiration of the +tenth day—so sudden is recovery in cases of violent fever when once the +crisis is passed—I was sufficiently restored to take my place by a +night-coach for London. The first few stages I endured tolerably well, +notwithstanding that I had somewhat rashly ventured upon an outside +place; but as midnight drew on, the wind became so piercingly keen, +accompanied every now and then by a squally shower of sleet, that I was +glad to bargain for an inside berth. By good luck, there was just room +enough left for one, which I instantly appropriated, in spite of sundry +hints <em>hemmed</em> forth by a crusty old gentleman, that the coach was full +already. I took my place in the coach, to the dissatisfaction of those +already seated there. Not a word was spoken for miles: for the +circumstance of its being dark increased the distrust of all, and, in +the firm conviction that I was an adventurer, they had already, I make +no doubt, buttoned up their pockets, and diligently adjusted their +watch-chains. In a short time, this reserve wore away. From this moment +the conversation became general. Each individual had some invalid story +to relate, and I too, so far forgot my usual taciturnity as to indulge +my hearers with a detail of my late indisposition—of its origin in the +Mysterious Tailor—of the wretch's inconceivable persecution—of the +fiendish peculiarities of his appearance—of his astonishing ubiquity, +and lastly, of my conviction that he was either more or less than man. +Scarcely had the very uncourteous laughter that accompanied this +narrative concluded, when a low, intermittent snore, proceeding from a +person close at my elbow, challenged my most serious notice. The sound +was peculiar—original—unearthly—and reminded me of the same music +which had so harrowed my nerves at Bologne. Yet it could not surely be +he—he, the very thoughts of whom now sent a thrill through every vein. +Oh, no! it must be some one else—there were other harmonious +sternutators beside him, he could not be the only nasal nightingale in +the three kingdoms. While I thus argued the matter, silently, yet +suspiciously, a wandering gleam of day, streaming in at the coach +windows, faintly lit up a nose the penultimate peculiarities of which +gave a very ominous turn to my reflections. In due time this light +became more vivid; and beneath its encouraging influence, first, a pair +of eyes—then two sallow, juiceless cheeks, then an upper lip, then a +projecting chin; and lastly, the entire figure of the Mysterious Tailor +himself, whose head, it seems, had hitherto been folded, bird-like, upon +his breast, grew into atrocious distinctness, while from the depths of +the creature's throat came forth the strangely-solemn whisper, "touching +that little account." For this once, indignation got the better of +affright. "Go where I will," I exclaimed, passionately interrupting him, +"I find I cannot avoid you, you have a supernatural gift of +omnipresence, but be you fiend or mortal I will now grapple with you;" +and accordingly snatching at that obnoxious feature which, like the tail +of the rattle-snake, had twice warned me of its master's fatal presence, +I grasped it with such zealous good will, that had it been of mortal +manufacture it must assuredly have come off in my hands. Aroused by the +laughter of my fellow passengers, the coachman—who was just preparing +to mount, after having changed horses at Dartford—abruptly opened the +door, on which I as abruptly jumped out; and after paying my fare the +whole way to town, and casting on the fiend a look of "inextinguishable +hatred," made an instant retreat into the inn. About the middle of the +next day I reached London, and without a moment's pause hurried to the +lodgings of my beforementioned friend C----. Luckily he was at home, but +started at the strange forlorn figure that presented itself. And well +indeed he might. My eye-balls were glazed and bloody, my cheeks white as +a shroud, my mouth a-jar, my lips blue and quivering. "For God's sake, +C----," I began, vouchsafing no further explanation, "lend me—(I +specified the sum)—or I am ruined; that infernal, inconceivable Tailor +has—." C----smilingly interrupted me by an instant compliance with my +demand; on which, without a moment's delay, I bounded off, breathless +and semi-frantic, towards my arch fiend's Pandaemonium at High Holborn. +I cannot—cannot say what I felt as I crossed over from Drury-lane +towards his den, more particularly when, on entering, I beheld the demon +himself behind his counter—calm, moveless, and sepulchral, as if +nothing of moment had occurred; as if he were an every-day dun, or I an +every-day debtor. The instant he espied me, a sardonic smile, together +with that appalling dissyllable, "touching" (which I never to this day +hear, see, or write without a shudder) escaped him; but before he could +close his oration, I had approached, trembling with rage and reverence, +towards him, and, thrusting forth the exact sum, was rushing from his +presence, when he beckoned me back for a receipt. A receipt, and from +him too! It was like taking a receipt for one's soul from Satan!!</p> + +<p>The reader will doubtless conclude that, now at least, having +satisfactorily settled his demands, I had done with my Tormentor for +ever. This inference is in part correct. I followed up my vocation with +an energy strangely contrasted with my recent indifference, was early +and late in the schools, and for three months pursued this course with +such ardour, that my adventures with the Mysterious Tailor, though not +forgotten, were yet gradually losing their once powerful hold on my +imagination. This was precisely the state of my feelings, when early one +autumnal morning, just seven months from the date of my last visit to +High Holborn, I chanced to be turning down Saint Giles's Church, on my +way to—Hospital. I had nothing to render me more than usually pensive; +no new vexations, no sudden pecuniary embarrassment; yet it so happened, +that on this particular morning I felt a weight at my heart, and a cloud +on my brain, for which I could in no way account. As I passed along +Broad Street, I made one or two bold attempts to rally. I stared +inquisitively at the different passers by, endeavouring, by a snatch at +the expression of their faces, to speculate on the turn of their minds, +and the nature of their occupations; I then began to whistle and hum +some lively air, at the same time twirling my glove with affected +unconcern; but nothing would do; every exertion I made to appear +cheerful, not only found no answering sympathy from within, but even +exaggerated by constrast my despondency. In this condition I reached +Saint Giles's Church. A crowd was assembled at the gate opposite its +entrance, and presently the long surly toll of the death-bell—that +solemn and oracular memento—announced that a funeral was on the eve of +taking place. The funeral halted at the entrance gate, where the coffin +was taken from the hearse, and and thence borne into the chancel. This +ceremony concluded, the procession again set forth towards the home +appointed for the departed in a remote quarter of the church-yard. And +now the interest began in reality to deepen. As the necessary +preparations were making for lowering the coffin into earth, the +mourners—even those who had hitherto looked unmoved—pressed gradually +nearer, and with a momentary show of interest, to the grave. Such is the +ennobling character of death.</p> + +<p>The preparations were by this time concluded, and nothing now remained +but the last summons of the sexton. At this juncture, while the coffin +was being lowered into its resting place, my eyes, accidentally, it may +be said, but in reality by some fatal instinct, fell full upon the lid, +on which I instantly recognised a name, long and fearfully known to +me—the name of the Mysterious Tailor of High Holborn. Oh, how many +thrilling recollections did this one name recal? The rencontre in the +streets of London—the scene at the masquerade—the meeting at +Bologne—the storm—the shipwreck—the sinking vessel—the appearance at +that moment of <em>the man</em> himself—the subsequent visions of mingled +fever and insanity: all, all now swept across my mind, as for the last +time I gazed on the remains of him who was powerless henceforth for +ever. In a few minutes one little span of earth would keep down that +strange form which seemed once endowed with ubiquity. That wild +unearthly voice was mute; that wandering glance was fixed; a seal was +set upon those lips which eternity itself could not remove. Yes, my +Tormentor—my mysterious—omnipresent Tormentor was indeed gone; and in +that one word, how much of vengeance was forgotten! I was roused from +this reverie by the hollow sound of the clay as it fell dull and heavy +on the coffin-lid. The poor sleeper beneath could not hear it, it is +true; his slumber, henceforth, was sound; the full tide of human +population pressing fast beside the spot where he lay buried, should +never wake him more: no human sorrow should rack his breast, no dream +disturb his repose; yet cold, changed, and senseless as he was, the +first sound of the falling clods jarred strange and harsh upon my ear, +as if it must perforce awake him. In this feverish state of mind I +quitted the church-yard, and, on my road home, passed by the shop where +I had first met with the deceased. It was altered—strangely altered—to +my mind, revoltingly so. Its quaint antique character, its dingy +spectral look were gone, and there was even a studied air of +cheerfulness about it, as if the present proprietor were anxious to +obliterate every association, however slight, that might possibly remind +him of the past. The former owner had but just passed out, his ashes +were scarcely cold, and already his name was on the wane. Yet this is +human nature. So trifling, in fact, is the gap caused by our absence in +society, that there needs no patriotic Curtius to leap into it; it +closes without a miracle the instant it is made, and none but a +disinterested Undertaker knows or cares for whom tolls our passing bell.</p> + +<p><em>Monthly Magazine.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<h2 align="center">SPIRIT OF THE</h2> + +<h2 align="center">PUBLIC JOURNALS.</h2> +<br /> + +<p><strong>THE TOUR OF DULNESS</strong>.</p> + +<p>From her throne of clouds, as Dulness look'd<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">On her foggy and favour'd nation,</span><br /><br /> +She sleepily nodded her poppy-crown'd head,<br /> +And gently waved her sceptre of lead,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">In token of approbation.</span><br /><br /> +<br /> +</p><p>For the north-west wind brought clouds and gloom,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Blue devils on earth, and mists in the air;</span><br /><br /> +Of parliamentary prose some died,<br /> +Some perpetrated suicide,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">And her empire flourish'd there.</span><br /><br /> +<br /> +</p><p>The Goddess look'd with a gracious eye<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">On her ministers great and small;</span><br /><br /> +But most she regarded with tenderness<br /> +Her darling shrine, the Minerva Press,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">In the street of Leadenhall.</span><br /><br /> +<br /> +</p><p>This was her sacred haunt, and here<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Her name was most adored,</span><br /><br /> +Her chosen here officiated.<br /> +And hence her oracles emanated,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">And breathed the Goddess in every word.</span><br /><br /> +<br /> +</p><p>She pass'd from the east to the west, and paused<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">In New Burlington-street awhile,</span><br /><br /> +To inspire a few puffs for Colburn and Co.<br /> +And indite some dozen novels or so<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">In the fashionable style.</span><br /> + +<br /></p><hr style="width: 35%;" /><br /> + +<p>Then turning her own Magazine to inspect,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">She was rather at fault, as of late</span><br /> +The colour and series both were new;<br /> +But the Goddess, with discernment true,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Detected it by the weight.</span><br /> + +</p><p>She cross'd the Channel next, and peep'd<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">At Dublin; but the zeal</span><br /> +Of the liberty boys soon put her to flight.<br /> +And she dropp'd her mantle in her fright,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Which fell on Orator Shiel.</span><br /> + +</p><p>Thence sped she to the Land of Cakes,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">The land she loves and its possessors;</span><br /> +She loves its Craniologists,<br /> +Political Economists,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">And all Scotch <em>mists</em> and Scotch Professors.</span><br /> + +</p><p>And chiefly she on McCulloch smiled,<br /> +As a mother smiles on her darling child,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Or a lady on her lover;</span><br /> +Then, bethinking her of Parliament,<br /> +She hasten'd South, but ere she went,<br /> +She promised if nothing occurr'd to prevent,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">To return when the Session was over.</span><br /> + +</p><p><em>Blackwood's Magazine.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>CANNIBALISM.</p> + +<p>In great cities, cannibalism takes an infinite variety of shapes. In the +neighbourhood of St. James's-street there are numerous slaughter-houses, +where men are daily consumed by the operation of cards and dice; and +where they are caught by the same bait, at which Quin said he should +have infallibly bitten. A similar process is likewise carried on in +'Change Alley, on a great scale; not to speak of that snare especially +set for widows and children, called a "joint stock speculation." But +your cannibal of cannibals is a parliament patron. Here, a great borough +proprietor swallows a regiment at a single gulp; and there, the younger +son of a lord ruminates over a colony till the very crows cannot find a +dinner in it; and there again, a duke or a minister, himself and his +family, having first "supped full of horrors," casts a diocese to the +side-table, to be mumbled at leisure by his son's tutor. The town is +occasionally very indignant and very noisy against the gouls of +Surgeons' Hall, because they live upon the dead carcasses of their +fellow-creatures; while, strange to say, it takes but little account of +the hordes of wretches who openly, and in the face of day, hunt down +living men in their nefarious dealings as porter brewers, quack doctors, +informers, attorneys, manufacturers of bean flour, alum, and Portland +stone; and torture their subjects like so many barbacued pigs, in the +complicated processes of their cookery.—<em>New Month. Mag.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>SIGNS OF THE TIMES</strong>.</p> + +<p>"They say this town is full of cozenage,<br /> +As nimble jugglers that deceive the eye,<br /> +Disguised cheaters, prating mountebanks,<br /> +And many such like libertines of sin."<br /> +SHAKSPEARE.</p> + +<p><strong>Caveat emptor</strong>! This is the age of fraud, imposture, substitution, +transmutation, adulteration, abomination, contamination, and many others +of the same sinister ending, always excepting purification. Every thing +is debased and sophisticated, and "nothing is but what is not." All +things are mixed, lowered, debased, deteriorated, by our cozening +dealers and shopkeepers; and, bad as they are, there is every reason to +fear that they are "mox daturos progeniem vitiosiorem." We wonder at the +increase of bilious and dyspeptic patients, at the number of new books +upon stomach complaints, at the rapid fortunes made by practitioners who +undertake (the very word is ominous) to cure indigestion; but how can it +be otherwise, when Accum, before he took to quoting with his scissors, +assured us there was "poison in the pot;" when a recent writer has +shown that there are still more deleterious ingredients in the +wine-bottle; and when we ourselves have all had dismal intestine +evidence that our bread is partly made of ground bones, alum, plaster of +Paris; our tea, of aloe-leaves; our beer, of injurious drugs; our milk, +of snails and chalk; and that even the water supplied to us by our +companies is any thing rather than the real Simon Pure it professes to +be. Not less earnestly than benevolently do our quack doctors implore us +to beware of spurious articles; Day and Martin exhort us not to take our +polish from counterfeit blacking: every advertiser beseeches the +"pensive public" to be upon its guard against supposititious +articles—all, in short, is knavery, juggling, cheating, and +deception.—<em>Ibid.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<h2 align="center">Retrospective Gleanings</h2> + +<p><strong>SONNET</strong></p> + +<p>BY HENRY TEONOE, A SEA CHAPLAIN IN THE REIGN OF CHARLES II.</p> + +<p><em>Composed October the First, over against the East part of Candia.</em></p> + +<p>O! Ginnee was a bony lasse,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Which maks the world to woonder</span><br /> +How ever it should com to passe<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">That wee did part a sunder.</span><br /> + +</p><p>The driven snow, the rose so rare,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">The glorious sunne above thee,</span><br /> +Can not with my Ginnee compare,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">She was so wonderous lovely.</span><br /> + +</p><p>Her merry lookes, her forhead high,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Her hayre like golden-wyer,</span><br /> +Her hand and foote, her lipe or eye,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Would set a saint on fyre.</span><br /> + +</p><p>And for to give Giunee her due,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Thers no ill part about her;</span><br /> +The turtle-dove's not half so true;<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Then whoe can live without her?</span><br /> + +</p><p>King Solomon, where ere he lay,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Did nere unbrace a kinder;</span><br /> +O! why should Ginnee gang away,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">And I be left behind her?</span><br /> + +</p><p>Then will I search each place and roome<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">From London to Virginny,</span><br /> +From Dover-peere to Scanderoone,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">But I will finde my Ginny.</span><br /> + +</p><p>But Ginny's turned back I feare,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">When that I did not mind her;</span><br /> +Then back to England will I steare,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">To see where I can find her.</span><br /> + +</p><p>And haveing Ginnee once againe,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">If sheed doe her indeavour,</span><br /> +The world shall never make us twaine—<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Weel live and dye together.</span></p> +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>SONG BY KING CHARLES II</strong>.</p> + +<p><em>On the Duchess of Portsmouth leaving England.</em></p> + +<p><em>(For the Mirror.)</em></p> + +<p>Bright was the morning, cool the air,<br /> +Serene was all the skies;<br /> +When on the waves I left my dear,<br /> +The center of my joys;<br /> +Heav'n and nature smiling were.<br /> +And nothing sad but I.</p> + +<p>Each rosy field their odours spread,<br /> +All fragrant was the shore;<br /> +Each river God rose from his bed,<br /> +And sighing own'd her pow'r;<br /> +Curling the waves they deck'd their heads,<br /> +As proud of what they bore.</p> + +<p>Glide on ye waves, bear these lines,<br /> +And tell her my distress;<br /> +Bear all these sighs, ye gentle winds,<br /> +And waft them to her breast;<br /> +Tell her if e'er she prove unkind,<br /> +I never shall have rest.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<h2 align="center">The Anecdote Gallery</h2> + +<p><strong>VOLTAIRE</strong>.</p> + +<p><em>(From various Authorities.)</em></p> + +<p>The Chateau of Ferney, the celebrated residence of Voltaire, six miles +from Geneva, is a place of very little picturesque beauty: its broad +front is turned to the high road, without any regard to the prospect, +and the garden is adorned with cut trees, parapet walls with +flower-pots, jets d'eaux, &c. Voltaire's bed-room is shown in its +pristine state, just as he left it in 1777, when, after a residence of +twenty years, he went to Paris to enjoy a short triumph and die. Time +and travellers have much impaired the furniture of light-blue silk, and +the Austrians, quartered in the house during the late war, have not +improved it; the bed-curtains especially, which for the last forty years +have supplied each traveller with a precious little bit, hastily torn +off, are of course in tatters. The bedstead is of common deal, coarsely +put together; a miserable portrait of Le Kain, in crayons, hangs inside +of the bed, and two others, equally bad, on each side, Frederic and +Voltaire himself. Round the room are bad prints of Washington, Franklin, +Sir Isaac Newton, and several other celebrated personages; the +ante-chamber is decorated with naked figures, in bad taste; each of +these rooms may be 12 feet by 15.</p> + +<p>Such is the narrative of an intelligent traveller, who recently visited +Ferney. "Very few," says he, "remain alive, of those who saw the poet: a +gardener who conducted us about the grounds had that advantage; he +showed us the place where the theatre stood, filling the space on the +left-hand side in entering, between the chateau and the chapel, but the +inscription on the last, <em>Voltaire à Dieu</em>, was removed during the reign +of terror. The <em>old</em> gardener spoke favourably of his <em>old</em> master, who +was, he said, <em>bon homme tout-a-fait, bien charitable,</em> and took an +airing every morning in his coach and four."</p> + +<p>In the sitting-room, adjoining the bedroom, which he was accustomed to +occupy, besides some good ancient paintings, is a very singular picture, +which was painted according to Voltaire's direction. The principal +personages are Voltaire, holding in his hand a roll of paper inscribed +La Henriade; next him is a female personification of this favourite +poem, whom he is presenting to Apollo crowned with rays of glory; Louis +XIV. with his queen and court, are observing these chief figures. In +another part, the Muses are crowning the burst of Voltaire with wreaths +of flowers, and proposing to place it with those of other immortal +authors in the Temple of Fame. The bottom of the picture is occupied by +his enemies, who are being torn to pieces by wild beasts, or burning in +flames of fire.</p> + +<p>In the bed-room is a marble cenotaph, on which is an urn that formerly +contained the heart of Voltaire, which was removed several years ago, +and placed in the church of Les Invalides at Paris. In this room also is +an engraving of Voltaire's monument in the church-yard of Ferney. In +this, four figures, representing the four quarters of the world, are +preparing to honour his bust with wreaths of laurel and palms. +Ignorance, meanwhile, with the wings of a fiend, armed with rods, is +driving them away in the midst of their pacific employment, and +extinguishing a lamp which burns above the tomb. It is a singular +circumstance that Voltaire caused the church of Ferney to be built, as +well as several houses in the village, and on an iron vane on the top of +the former is inscribed, "<em>Deo erexit Voltaire</em>."</p> + +<p>After his escape from the court of Frederic, Voltaire went first to +Lausanne, were he resided some years, and where he fitted up a private +theatre; his acquaintances there supplied him with performers, of whom +it seems he was proud, and who acted for him Zaire, Alzira, and several +other plays. Some spirited drawings of Huber represent him behind the +scene teaching, scolding, encouraging the actors; you might have thought +you heard his loud <em>bravo</em>! The part of Lusignan was frequently filled +by the poet himself, who was so much taken with it as to be seen in the +morning at the door of his house already dressed for the stage. Voltaire +had a hollow wooden voice, and his declamation had more pomp in it than +nature; yet in the part of Trissotin, in the Femmes Savantes, he +performed very well.</p> + +<p>From Lausanne, where he quarrelled with several persons, he went, in +1755, to St. Jean, close to Geneva, and gave to the house he occupied +the name of <em>Les Dèlices</em>, which it retains to this day. Ferney, which +he bought soon after, became his permanent residence for twenty years.</p> + +<p>Strangers of distinction made a point of calling on the philosopher of +Ferney, who for some years received their visits very willingly, giving +them <em>fêtes</em> and plays; but he became tired of this, and at last would +only see those who could amuse him while he amused them. A quaker from +Philadelphia, called Claude Gay, travelling in Europe, stayed some time +at Geneva; he was known as the author of some Theological works, and +liked for his good sense, moderation, and simplicity. Voltaire heard of +him, his curiosity was excited, and he desired to see him. The quaker +felt great reluctance, but suffered himself at last to be carried to +Ferney, Voltaire having promised before hand to his friends that he +would say nothing that could give him offence. At first he was delighted +with the tall, straight, handsome quaker, his broad-brimmed hat, and +plain drab suit of clothes; the mild and serene expression of his +countenance; and the dinner promised to go off very well; yet he soon +took notice of the great sobriety of his guest, and made jokes, to which +he received grave and modest answers. The patriarchs, and the first +inhabitants of the earth were next alluded to; by and by he began to +sneer at the historical proofs of Revelation; but Claude was not to be +driven away from his ground, and while examining these proofs, and +arguing upon them rationally, he overlooked the light attacks of his +adversary, when not to the point, appeared insensible to his sarcasms +and wit, and remained always cool and serious. Voltaire's vivacity at +last turned to downright anger; his eyes flashed fire whenever they met +the benign and placid countenance of the quaker, and the dispute went so +far at last, that the latter, getting up, said, "Friend Voltaire! +perhaps thou mayst come to understand these matters rightly; in the +meantime, finding I can do thee no good, I leave thee, and so fare thee +well!" So saying he went away on foot, notwithstanding all entreaties, +back again to Geneva, leaving the whole company in consternation. +Voltaire immediately retired to his own room. M. Huber,<a name="ret8" id="ret8"></a>[8] who was +present at this scene, made a drawing of the two actors. + +PHILO.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<h2 align="center">THE GATHERER.</h2> + +<p>A snapper up of unconsidered trifles. +SHAKSPEARE.</p> +<br /> + +<p><strong>SIR W. JONES AND MR. DAY</strong>.</p> + +<p>One day, upon removing some books at the chambers of Sir William Jones, +a large spider dropped upon the floor, upon which Sir William, with some +warmth, said, "Kill that spider, Day, kill that spider!" "No," said Mr. +Day, with that coolness for which he was so conspicuous, "I will not +kill that spider, Jones; I do not know that I have a right to kill that +spider! Suppose when you are going in your coach to Westminster Hall, a +superior being, who, perhaps may have as much power over you as you have +over this insect, should say to his companion, 'Kill that lawyer! kill +that lawyer!' how should you like that, Jones? and I am sure, to most +people, a lawyer is a more noxious animal than a spider."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>BISHOP</strong></p> + +<p>In Cambridge, this title is not confined to the dignitaries of the +church; but <em>port</em> wine, made <em>copiously potable</em> by being mulled and +burnt, with the <em>addenda</em> of roasted lemons all bristling like angry +hedge-hogs (studded with cloves,) is dignified with the appellation of +<em>Bishop</em>:</p> + +<p>Beneath some old oak, come and rest thee, my hearty; +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Our foreheads with roses, oh! let us entwine!</span><br /> +And, inviting young Bacchus to be of the party, +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">We'll drown all our troubles in oceans of wine!</span><br /> + +</p><p>And perfumed with <em>Macassar</em> or <em>Otto</em> of roses, +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">We'll pass round the BISHOP, the spice-breathing cup,</span><br /> +And take of that medicine such wit-breeding doses, +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">We'll knock <em>down</em> the god, or he shall knock us <em>up</em>.</span><br /> + +<br /></p><hr style="width: 35%;" /><br /> + +<p><strong>GAZETTED AND IN THE GAZETTE</strong>.</p> + +<p>These terms imply very different things. The son of a nobleman is +<em>gazetted</em>, as a cornet in a regiment, and all his friends rejoice. John +Thomson is <em>in the Gazette</em>, and all his friends lament.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>UNFORTUNATE CASE</strong>.</p> + +<p>A zealous priest in the north of Ireland missed a constant auditor from +his congregation, in which schism had already made depredations. "What +keeps our friend Farmer B----away from us?" was the anxious question +proposed by the vigilant minister to his assistant, "I have not seen him +among us," continued he, "these three weeks; I hope it is not +Protestantism that keeps him away," "No," was the reply, "it is worse +than that." "Worse than Protestantism? God forbid it should,—Deism?" +"No, worse than that." "Worse than Deism! good heavens, I trust it is +not Atheism." "No, worse than Atheism!" "Impossible, nothing can be +worse than Atheism!" "Yes, it is, your honour—<em>it is Rheumatism</em>!"</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>LIQUIDATING CLAIMS</strong>.</p> + +<p>During a remarkable wet summer, Joe Vernon, whose vocal taste and humour +contributed for many years to the entertainment of the frequenters of +Vauxhall Gardens, but who was not quite so good a <em>timist</em> in money +matters as in music, meeting an acquaintance who had the misfortune to +hold some of his unhonoured paper, was asked by him, not uninterestedly, +how the gardens were going on? "Oh, <em>swimmingly</em>!" answered the jocose +Joe. "Glad to hear it," retorted the creditor, "their <em>swimming</em> state, +I hope, will cause the singers to <em>liquidate their notes</em>."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>Mr. Samuel Deacon, a most respectable Baptist minister, who resided at +Barton in Leicestershire, was not peculiarly happy in his cast of +countenance or general appearance; conscious of the silly ridicule his +unprepossessing <em>tout ensemble</em> occasionally excited, he made the +following good-humoured, quaint remark:—</p> + +<p>"The carcass that you look at so,<br /> +Is not Sam Deacon, you must know,<br /> +But 'tis the carriage—the machine,<br /> +Which Samuel Deacon rideth in."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>ADVANTAGES OF LOQUACITY</strong></p> + +<p>A very pretty woman, who was tediously loquacious, complained one day to +Madame de Sevigné, that she was sadly tormented by her lovers. "Oh, +Madame," said Madame de Sevigné to her, with a smile, "it is very easy +to get rid of them: you have only to speak."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><em>Printed and Published by J. LIMBIRD 143, Strand, (near Somerset House,) +London; sold by ERNEST FLEISCHEN, 626, New Market, Leipsic; and by all +Newsman and Booksellers.</em></p> + +<p>FOOTNOTES:</p> + +<p><a name="ft1" id="ft1"></a>[1] The old bridge was of wood, and 168 yards in length. It was the most +ancient on the River Thames, except that of London, and is mentioned in +a record of the 8th year of Henry III.</p> + +<p><a name="ft2" id="ft2"></a>[2] At the time the chapel fell, the sexton, while digging a grave was +buried under the ruins, with another person, and his daughter. The +latter, notwithstanding she lay covered seven hours, survived this +misfortune seventeen years, and was her father's successor. The memory +of this event is preserved by a print of this singular woman, engraved +by M'Ardell.</p> + +<p><a name="ft3" id="ft3"></a>[3] The work is dedicated to Dr. Babington, "in remembrance of some +delightful days passed in his society, and in gratitude for an +uninterrupted friendship of a quarter of a century;" and in the preface +the author, after saying that the characters are imaginary, intimates +that "in the portrait of HALIEUS, given in the last dialogue, a +likeness, he thinks, will not fail to be recognised to that of a most +estimable physician, ardently beloved by his friends, and esteemed and +venerated by the public."</p> + +<p><a name="ft4" id="ft4"></a>[4] In our last volume, this was erroneously attributed to Swift.</p> + +<p><a name="ft" id="ft5"></a>[5] See page 370, vol. xi. MIRROR.</p> + + <p><a name="ft6" id="ft6"></a>[6] As "kill him, crimp him," &c.</p> + +<p><a name="ft7" id="ft7"></a>[7] The late worthy and scientific Wm. Reynolds, of the Bank, near Ketley.</p> +<p><a name="ft8" id="ft8"></a>[8] M. Huber was the father of the author of a work on the economy of +bees, and the grandfather of the author of a work on the economy of +ants. The first M. Huber had a very peculiar talent for drawing; with +his scissors he could cut a piece of paper into a representation of +anything, as accurately, and as fast, and with as much spirit, as he +might have delineated with his pencil either figures or landscapes. +Voltaire was his favourite subject; and he is known to have taught his +dog to bite off a piece of crumb of bread, which he held in his hand, so +as to give it as last the appearance of Voltaire.</p> +</td> + </tr> +</table> + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, +and Instruction, by Various + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MIRROR OF LITERATURE 324 *** + +***** This file should be named 10331-h.htm or 10331-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + https://www.gutenberg.org/1/0/3/3/10331/ + +Produced by Jonathan Ingram, Sjaani and PG Distributed Proofreaders + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction + Volume XII., No. 324, July 26, 1828 + +Author: Various + +Release Date: November 29, 2003 [EBook #10331] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MIRROR OF LITERATURE 324 *** + + + + +Produced by Jonathan Ingram, Sjaani and PG Distributed Proofreaders + + + + +THE MIRROR + +OF + +LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION. + +324.] SATURDAY, JULY 26, 1828. [Price 2_d_. + +Vol. XII + +[Illustration: KINGSTON NEW BRIDGE] + + + + +KINGSTON NEW BRIDGE. + +Through many a bridge the wealthy river roll'd. +SOUTHEY. + +The annexed picturesque engraving represents the new bridge[1] from +Kingston-upon-Thames to Hampton-Wick, in the royal manor of Hampton +Court. It is built of Portland stone, and consists of five elliptical +arches, the centre arch being 60 feet span by 19 in height, and the side +arches 56 and 52 feet span respectively. The abutments are terminated by +towers or bastions, and the whole is surmounted by a cornice and +balustrade, with galleries projecting over the pier; which give a bold +relief to the general elevation. The length of the bridge is 382 feet by +27 feet in width. It is of chaste Grecian architecture, from the design +of Mr. Lapidge, to whose courtesy we are indebted for the original of +our engraving. The building contract was undertaken by Mr. Herbert for +L26,800. and the extra work has not exceeded L100. a very rare, if not +an unprecedented occurrence in either public or private undertakings of +this description. The first stone was laid by the Earl of Liverpool, +November 7, 1825, and the bridge was opened in due form by her royal +highness the Duchess of Clarence, on July 17, 1828. + +Kingston is one of the most picturesque towns on the banks of the +Thames; and its antiquarian attractions are of the highest order. It was +occupied by the Romans, and in aftertimes it was either a royal +residence or a royal demesne, so early as the union of the Saxon +Heptarchy; for there is a record extant of a council held there in 838, +at which Egbert, the first king of all England, and his son Athelwolf +were present; and in this record it is styled _Kyningenstum famosa ilia +locus_. Some of our Saxon kings were also crowned here; and adjoining +the church is a large stone, on which, according to tradition, they were +placed during the ceremony. Many interesting relics have from time to +time been discovered in illustration of these historical facts, and till +the year 1730, the figures of some of the above kings and that of king +John (who chartered the town) were preserved in a chapel adjoining the +above spot. In that year, however, the chapel fell, and with it were +demolished the royal _effigies_.[2] Mr. Lysons, with his usual accuracy, +enumerates nine kings who were crowned here. + +Kingston formerly sent members to parliament, till, by petition, the +inhabitants prayed to be relieved from the burden! + +At Hampton Wick, the village on the opposite bank, resided the witty but +profligate Sir Richard Steele, in a house which he whimsically +denominated "the hovel;" and "from the Hovel at Hampton Wick, April 7, +1711," he dedicated the fourth volume of the _Tatler_ to Charles, Lord +Halifax. This was probably about the time he became surveyor of the +royal stables at Hampton Court, governor of the king's comedians, a +justice of the peace for Middlesex, and a knight. + + * * * * * + + +ARCHBISHOPS OF CANTERBURY. + +The first Archbishop of Canterbury was Austin, appointed by King +Ethelbert, on his conversion to Christianity, about the year 598. Before +the coming of the Saxons into England, the Christian Britons had three +Archbishops, viz. of London, York, and Caerleon, an ancient city of +South Wales. The Britons being driven out of these parts, the +Archbishoprick of London became extinct; and when Pope Gregory the Great +had afterwards sent thither Augustine, and his fellow-labourer to preach +the Gospel to the then heathen Saxons, the Archiepiscopal See was +planted at Canterbury, as being the metropolis of the kingdom of Kent, +where King Ethelbert had received the same St. Augustine, and with his +kingdom was baptized, and embraced the doctrines of Christianity before +the rest of the Heptarchy. The other Archbishoprick of Caerleon was +translated to St. David's in Pembrokeshire, and afterwards wholly to the +See of Canterbury; since which, all England and Wales reckon but two +Archbishops, Canterbury and York. The following Archbishops have died at +Lambeth Palace;--Wittlesey, in 1375; Kemp, 1453; Dean, 1504; all buried +in Canterbury Cathedral: Cardinal Pole, 1558, after lying in state here +40 days was buried at Canterbury; Parker, 1575, buried in Lambeth +Chapel; Whitgift, 1604, buried at Croydon; Bancroft, 1610, buried at +Lambeth; Juxon, 1663, buried in the chapel of St. John's College, +Oxford; Sheldon, 1667, buried at Croydon; Tillotson, 1694, buried in the +church of St. Laurence Jewry, London; Tennison, 1715; and Potter, 1747, +both buried at Croydon; Seeker, 1768; Cornwallis, 1783, and Moore, +1805, all buried at Lambeth. In 1381, the Archbishop, Simon of Sudbury, +fell a victim to Wat Tyler and his crew, when they attacked Lambeth +Palace. + +P. T. W. + + * * * * * + + +DAYS OF FLY FISHING. + +That an ex-president (Sir Humphry Davy) of the Royal Society should +write a book on field sports may at first sight appear rather +_unphilosophical_; although it is not more fanciful than Bishop +Berkeley's volume on tar water, Bishop Watson's improvement in the +manufacture of gunpowder, Sir Walter Scott writing a sermon, or a Scotch +minister inventing a safety gun, and, as we are told, _presenting_ the +same to the King in person. Be this as it may, since our first +acquaintance with the "prince of piscators," the patriarch of anglers, +Isaak Walton, it has seldom been our lot to meet with so pleasant a +volume as _Salmonia, or Days of Fly Fishing_, to whose contents we are +about to introduce our readers. + +In our last number we gave a _flying_ extract, entitled, "Superstitions +on the Weather," being a fair specimen of the very agreeable manner of +the digressions in the above work, which is, perhaps, less practical +than it might have been; but this defect is more than atoned for in the +author's felicitous mode of intermingling with the main subject, some of +the most curious facts and phenomena in natural history and philosophy +so as to familiarize the angler with many causes and effects which +altogether belong to a higher class of reading than that of mere +amusement. All this, too, is done in a simple, graceful, and flowing +style, always amusive, and sometimes humorously illustrative--advantages +which our philosophical writers do not generally exhibit, but which are +more or less evident in every page of Sir Humphry Davy's writings. + +_Salmonia_ consists of a series of conversations between four +characters--Halieus,[3] Poietes, Physicus, Ornither. In the "First Day" +we have an ingenious vindication of fly fishing against the well-known +satire of Johnson[4] and Lord Byron, and the following:-- + +_Halieus._--A noble lady, long distinguished at court for pre-eminent +beauty and grace, and whose mind possesses undying charms, has written +some lines in my copy of Walton, which, if you will allow me, I will +repeat to you:-- + +Albeit, gentle Angler, I + Delight not in thy trade, +Yet in thy pages there doth lie +So much of quaint simplicity, + So much of mind, + Of such good kind. + That none need be afraid, +Caught by thy cunning bait, this book, +To be ensnared on thy hook. + +Gladly from thee, I'm lur'd to bear + With things that seem'd most vile before, +For thou didst on poor subjects rear +Matter the wisest sage might hear. + And with a grace, + That doth efface + More laboured works, thy simple lore +Can teach us that thy skilful _lines_, +More than the scaly brood _confines_. + +Our hearts and senses too, we see, + Rise quickly at thy master hand, +And ready to be caught by thee +Are lured to virtue willingly. + Content and peace, + With health and ease, + Walk by thy side. At thy command +We bid adieu to worldly care. +And joy in gifts that all may share. + +Gladly with thee, I pace along. + And of sweet fancies dream; +Waiting till some inspired song, +Within my memory cherished long, + Comes fairer forth. + With more of worth; + Because that time upon its stream +Feathers and chaff will bear away, +But give to gems a brighter ray. + +And though the charming and intellectual author of this poem is not an +angler herself, yet I can quote the example of her lovely daughters to +vindicate fly fishing from the charge of cruelty, and to prove that the +most delicate and refined minds can take pleasure in this innocent +amusement. + +Gay's passionate love for angling is well known; it was his principal +occupation in the summer at Amesbury; and "the late excellent John +Tobin, author of the _Honey Moon_, was an ardent angler." Among heroes, +Trajan was fond of angling. Nelson was a good fly-fisher, and continued +the pursuit even with his left hand; and, says the author, "I have known +a person who fished with him at Merton, in the Wandle. Dr. Paley was so +much attached to this amusement, that when the Bishop of Durham inquired +of him when one of his most important works would be finished, he said, +with great simplicity and good-humour, 'My lord, I shall work steadily +at it when the fly-fishing season is over.'"--Then we have a poetical +description of river scenery, till two of the party arrive at the +following conclusions:-- + +I have already admitted the danger of analyzing, too closely, the moral +character of any of our field sports; yet I think it cannot be doubted +that the nervous system of fish, and cold-blooded animals in general, is +less sensitive than that of warm-blooded animals. The hook usually is +fixed in the cartilaginous part of the mouth, where there are no nerves; +and a proof that the sufferings of a hooked fish cannot be great is +found in the circumstance, that though a trout has been hooked and +played for some minutes, he will often, after his escape with the +artificial fly in his mouth, take the natural fly, and feed as if +nothing had happened; having apparently learnt only from the experiment, +that the artificial fly is not proper for food. And I have caught pikes +with four or five hooks in their mouths, and tackle which they had +broken only a few minutes before; and the hooks seemed to have had no +other effect than that of serving as a sort of _sauce piquante_, urging +them to seize another morsel of the same kind.--The advocates for a +favourite pursuit never want sophisms to defend it. I have even heard it +asserted, that a hare enjoys being hunted. Yet I will allow that +fly-fishing, after your vindication, appears amongst the least cruel of +field sports. + +We must, however, confine ourselves to a few colloquial extracts from +the _practical_ portion of the volume; as + +_Flies on the Wandle, &c._ + +_Orn._--Surely the May-fly season is not the only season for day-fishing +in this river? [the Wandle.]--_Hal._ Certainly not. There are as many +fish to be taken, perhaps, in the spring fishing; but in this deep river +they are seldom in good season till the May-fly has been on, and a +fortnight hence they will be still better than even now. In September +there may be good fish taken here; but the autumnal flies are less +plentiful in this river than the spring flies--_Phys_, Pray tell me what +are the species of fly which take in these two seasons.--_Hal_. You know +that trout spawn or deposit their ova, &c. in the end of the autumn or +beginning of winter, from the middle of November till the beginning of +January, their maturity depending upon the temperature of the season, +their quantity of food, &c. They are at least six weeks or two months +after they have spawned before they recover their flesh; and the time +when these fish are at the worst, is likewise the worst time for +fly-fishing, both on account of the cold weather, and because there are +fewer flies on the water than at any other season. Even in December and +January there are a few small gnats or water-flies on the water in the +middle of the day, in bright days, or when there is sunshine. These are +generally black, and they escape the influence of the frost by the +effects of light on their black bodies, and probably by the extreme +rapidity of the motions of their fluids, and generally of their organs. +They are found only at the surface of the water, where the temperature +must be above the freezing point. In February a few double-winged +water-flies, which swim down the stream, are usually found in the middle +of the day, such as the willow-fly; and the cow-dung-fly is sometimes +carried on the water by winds. In March there are several flies found on +most rivers. The grannam, or green-tail-fly, with a wing like a moth, +comes on generally morning and evening, from five till eight o'clock, +A.M. in mild weather, in the end of March and through April. Then there +are the blue and the brown, both ephemerae, which come on, the first in +dark days, the second in bright days; these flies, when well imitated, +are very destructive to fish. The first is a small fly, with a palish +yellow body, and slender, beautiful wings, which rest on the back as it +floats down the water. The second, called the cob in Wales, is three or +four times as large, and has brown wings, which likewise protrude from +the back, and its wings are shaded like those of a partridge, brown and +yellow brown. These three kinds of flies lay their eggs in the water, +which produce larvae that remain in the state of worms, feeding and +breathing in the water till they are prepared for their metamorphosis, +and quit the bottoms of the rivers, and the mud and stones, for the +surface, and light and air. The brown fly usually disappears before the +end of April, likewise the grannam; but of the blue dun there is a +succession of different tints, or species, or varieties, which appear in +the middle of the day all the summer and autumn long. These are the +principal flies on the Wandle--the best and clearest stream near London. +In early spring these flies have dark olive bodies; in the end of April +and the beginning of May they are found yellow; and in the summer they +become cinnamon coloured; and again, as the winter approaches, gain a +darker hue. I do not, however, mean to say that they are the same flies, +but more probably successive generations of ephemerae of the same +species. The excess of heat seems equally unfavourable, as the excess of +cold, to the existence of the smaller species of water-insects, which, +during the intensity of sunshine, seldom appear in summer, but rise +morning and evening only. The blue dun has, in June and July, a yellow +body; and there is a water-fly which, in the evening, is generally found +before the moths appear, called the red spinner. Towards the end of +August, the ephemerae appear again in the middle of the day--a very +pale, small ephemera, which is of the same colour as that which is seen +in some rivers in the beginning of July. In September and October this +kind of fly is found with an olive body, and it becomes darker in +October and paler in November. There are two other flies which appear in +the end of September and continue during October, if the weather be +mild; a large yellow fly, with a fleshy body, and wings like a moth; and +a small fly with four wings, with a dark or claret coloured body, that +when it falls on the water has its wings like the great yellow fly, flat +on its back. This, or a claret bodied fly, very similar in character, +may be likewise found in March or April, on some waters. In this river I +have often caught many large trout in April and the beginning of May, +with the blue dun, having the yellow body; and in the upper part of the +stream below St. Albans, and between that and Watford, I have sometimes, +even as early as April, caught fish in good condition; but the _true_ +season for the Colne is the season of the May-fly. The same may be said +of most of the large English rivers containing large trouts, and +abounding in May-fly--such as the Test and the Kennett, the one running +by Stockbridge, the other by Hungerford. But in the Wandle, at +Carshalton and Beddington, the May-fly is not found; and the little +blues are the constant, and, when well imitated, killing flies on this +water; to which may be joined a dark alder-fly, and a red evening fly. +In the Avon, at Ringwood and Fordingbridge, the May-fly is likewise a +killing fly; but as this is a grayling river, the other flies, +particularly the grannam and blue and brown, are good in spring, and the +alder-fly or pale blue later, and the blue dun in September and October, +and even November. In the streams in the mountainous parts of Britain, +the spring and autumnal flies are by far the most killing. The Usk was +formerly a very productive trout-stream, and the fish being well fed by +the worms washed down by the winter floods, were often in good season, +cutting red, in March and the beginning of April: and at this season the +blues and browns, particularly when the water was a little stained after +a small flood, afforded the angler good sport. In Herefordshire and +Derbyshire, where trout and grayling are often found together, the same +periods are generally best for angling; but in the Dove, Lathkill, and +Wye, with the natural May-fly many fish may be taken; and in old times, +in peculiarly windy days, or high and troubled water, even the +artificial May-fly, according to Cotton, was very killing. + +Here we must end, at least _for the present_; but there is so much +anecdotical pleasantry in _Salmonia_ that we might continue our extracts +through many columns, and we are persuaded, to the gratification of the +majority of our readers. Even when we announced the publication of this +work a few weeks since, we were led to anticipate the delight it would +afford many of our esteemed correspondents, especially our friend +_W.H.H._, who has "caught about forty trout in two or three hours" in +the rocky basins of Pot-beck, &c.[5] + +Sir Humphry Davy mentions the Wandle in Surrey, as we have quoted; but +he does not allude to the trout-fishing in the Mole, in the Vale of +Leatherhead in the same county. There are in the course of the work a +few expressions which make humanity shudder, and would drive a +Pythagorean to madness,[6] notwithstanding the ingenuity with which the +author attempts to vindicate his favourite amusement. + + * * * * * + + +SHROPSHIRE AND WELSH GIRLS. + +There are few Londoners who in their suburban strolls have failed to +notice the scores of _female_ fruit-carriers by whose toil the markets +are supplied with some of their choicest delicacies. As an interesting +illustration of the meritorious character of these handmaids to luxury, +I send you the following extract from Sir Richard Phillips's _Walk from +London to Kew_. + +PHILO. + +In the strawberry season, hundreds of women are employed to carry that +delicate fruit to market on their heads; and their industry in +performing this task is as wonderful, as their remuneration is unworthy +of the opulent classes who derive enjoyment from their labour. They +consist, for the most part, of Shropshire and Welsh girls, who walk to +London at this season in droves, to perform this drudgery, just as the +Irish peasantry come to assist in the hay and corn harvests. I learnt +that these women carry upon their heads baskets of strawberries or +raspberries, weighing from forty to fifty pounds, and make two turns in +the day, from Isleworth to market, a distance of thirteen miles each +way; three turns from Brentford, a distance of nine miles; and four +turns from Hammersmith, a distance of six miles. For the most part, they +find some conveyance back; but even then these industrious creatures +carry loads from twenty-four to thirty miles a-day, besides walking back +unladen some part of each turn! Their remuneration for this unparalleled +slavery is from 8_s_. to 9_s_. per day; each turn from the distance of +Isleworth being 4_s_. or 4_s_. 6_d_.; and from that of Hammersmith 2_s_. +or 2_s_. 3_d_. Their diet is coarse and simple, their drink, tea and +small-beer; costing not above 1_s_. or 1_s_. 6_d_. and their back +conveyance about 2_s_. or 2_s_. 6_d_.; so that their net gains are about +5_s_. per day, which, in the strawberry season, of forty days, amounts +to 10_l_. After this period the same women find employment in gathering +and marketing vegetables, at lower wages, for other sixty days, netting +about 5_l_. more. With this poor pittance they return to their native +county, and it adds either to their humble comforts, or creates a small +dowry towards a rustic establishment for life. Can a more interesting +picture be drawn of virtuous exertion? Why have our poets failed to +colour and finish it? More virtue never existed in their favourite +shepherdesses than in these Welsh and Shropshire girls! For beauty, +symmetry, and complexion, they are not inferior to the nymphs of +Arcadia, and they far outvie the pallid specimens of Circassia! Their +morals too are exemplary; and they often perform this labour to support +aged parents, or to keep their own children from the workhouse! In keen +suffering, they endure all that the imagination of a poet could desire; +they live hard, they sleep on straw in hovels and barns, and they often +burst an artery, or drop down dead from the effect of heat and +over-exertion! Yet, such is the state of one portion of our female +population, at a time when we are calling ourselves the most polished +nation on earth. + + * * * * * + + +COLEBROOK-DALE IRON-WORKS--THE REYNOLDS'. + +(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.) + +In the interesting extract you have given in your excellent Miscellany +(No. 321) from Bakewell's Introduction to Geology, when speaking of the +exhausted or impoverished state of the iron-ore and coals in Shropshire, +&c., an allusion is made in a note to that truly excellent man, the late +Mr. Richard Reynolds, and to the final extinction of the furnaces at +Colebrook-Dale, which is not altogether correct. + +I beg leave, therefore, to point out the errors to you, and to add a +fact or two more relating to that distinguished philanthropist and his +family, which, perhaps, will not be unacceptable to many of your +readers. + +Mr. Reynolds was by no means the _original_, nor, I believe, ever the +_sole_ proprietor, of the iron-works in Colebrook-Dale, as stated by Mr. +Bakewell; he derived his right in them from his wife's family the +Darbies; and the firm of "Darby and Company" was the well known mark on +the iron from these works for a very long period; more recently, that of +"Colebrook-Dale Company" was adopted. + +The Darbies were an old and respectable family of the Society of +Friends, and a pair of the elder branches of it were the original "Darby +and Joan," whose names are so well known throughout the whole kingdom. I +had this anecdote from one of the sons of Mr. Reynolds,[7] and have no +doubt of its authenticity. + +It may not be generally known to your readers, perhaps, that the first +iron bridge in England was projected at, and cast from, the furnaces of +Colebrook-Dale, and erected over the Severn, near that place, about the +year 1779; and, considering it to be the _first_ bridge of the kind, I +feel little hesitation in stating it to be, even now, the most beautiful +one. This structure, at that time thought to be a wonderful attempt, was +the entire offspring of Mr. Reynolds' genius; it was planned, cast, and +erected, under his immediate care and superintendance. + +I cannot suppose the reason given by your author for the discontinuance +of the works at Colebrook-Dale to be correct, as there is another large +furnace in the immediate neighbourhood, called "Madeley Wood Furnace" +(also belonging to Mr. Reynolds's family), which was allowed to make, +and, I believe, still makes, the best iron and steel in the United +Kingdom. Mr. Reynolds had also other great iron-works at Ketley, since +carried on by his two sons, William and Joseph, and still in high +reputation, as to the quality of the iron made there; these are not more +distant from Colebrook-Dale than six or seven miles, and between the two +there are the extensive and highly valuable works of "Old Park," &c., +belonging to Mr. Botfield (so that the whole district abounds in the +materials), which not having the advantage of the immediate vicinity of +the Severn for conveyance, would have been more likely to have stopped +from the circumstances stated in your extract; _viz._ the failure in +quality or quantity of iron-stone, coals, or other necessary matter. The +Colebrook-Dale fires must, therefore, I conceive, have ceased to blaze, +and the blast of her furnaces to roar, from some other cause, and from +some private reason of her late proprietors. + +Your constant reader, + +_Shrewsbury._ SALOPIENSIS. + + * * * * * + + +NOTES OF A READER. + +TRAGEDY. + +We do not see any necessary and natural connexion between death and the +end of the third volume of a novel, or the conclusion of the fifth act +of a play,--though that connexion in some modern novels, and in most +English tragedies, seems to be assumed. Nor does it seem to follow, +that, because death is the object of universal dread and aversion, and +because terror is one of the objects of tragedy, death must, therefore, +necessarily be represented; and not only so, but the more deaths the +better. If it be true that familiarity has a tendency to create +indifference, if not contempt, it must be considered prudent to have +recourse to this strong exhibition as to drastic remedies in medicine, +with caution and discrimination, and with a view to the continuance of +its effect. We cannot help wishing that our own Shakspeare, who lays +down such excellent rules for the guidance of actors, and cautions them +so earnestly against "overstepping the modesty of nature," and the +danger of "tearing passion to rags," had remembered, that the poet +himself has certain limits imposed upon him, which he cannot transgress +with impunity. We should not then have observed, in the perusal of some +of his plays, the marginal notice of ["_dies_"] with about as much +emotion as a note of exclamation; nor, when at the actual +representation, we behold the few remaining persons of the drama +scarcely able to cross the stage without stumbling over the bodies of +their fallen companions, should we have felt our thoughts unavoidably +wandering from the higher business and moral effect of the scene, to the +mere physical and repelling images of fleshly mortality.--_Edinburgh +Rev._ + + * * * * * + +The inquiries of the committee appointed to devise means for the +suppression of mendicity, leave us no reason to doubt that in an average +of cases a London beggar made by "his trade" eighteen-pence per day, or +twenty-seven pounds per annum! + + * * * * * + +_One-ninth_ of the whole population of Paris are wholly maintained by +funds which the different bureaux of charity distribute for their +relief; and still a countless horde of mendicants infest her streets, +her quays, and all her public places. + + * * * * * + +Science and literature are "the nourishment of youth, the delight of +age, the ornaments of prosperous life, the refuge and consolation of +adversity, the companions of our weary travels, of our rural solitudes, +of our sleepless nights." + + * * * * * + +The following quotation from _Jamieson's Scottish Dictionary_ points out +the frugal and temperate Scot; and, in illustration, may be contrasted +with the proverbial invitation of the better feeding English, "Will you +come and take your mutton with me?" + +"KAIL, used metonimically for the whole dinner; as constituting among +our temperate ancestors the principal part, _s_. + +"Hence, in giving a friendly invitation to dinner, it is common to say, +'Will you come and tak your _kail_ wi' me?' This, as a learned friend +observes, resembles the French invitation, _Voulez vous venir manger la +soupe chez moi!_" + + * * * * * + +THE RIVER NILE. + +Ledyard, in his _Travels_, speaks thus contemptuously of this celebrated +wonder:--"This is the mighty, the sovereign of rivers--the vast Nile +that has been metamorphosed into one of the wonders of the world! Let me +be careful how I read, and, above all, how I read ancient history. You +have heard, and read too, much of its inundations. If the thousands of +large and small canals from it, and the thousands of men and machines +employed to transfer, by artificial means, the water of the Nile to the +meadows on its banks--if this be the inundation that is meant, it is +true; any other is false; it is not an inundating river." + + * * * * * + +The Jewish children to this day celebrate the fall and death of Haman, +and on that anniversary represent the blows which they would fain deal +on his scull, by striking with envenomed fury on the floor with wooden +hammers. This observance was but very lately forbidden in the Grand +Duchy of Baden. + + * * * * * + +TRAVELLING FOLLIES. + +"Many gentlemen," says an old English author, "coming to their lands +sooner than to their wits, adventure themselves to see the fashion of +other countries; whence they see the world, as Adam had knowledge of +good and evil, with the loss or lessening of their estate in this +English Paradise; and bring home a few smattering terms, flattering +garbs, apish carriages, foppish fancies, foolish guises and disguises, +the vanities of neighbour nations." + + * * * * * + +The Spaniards are infinitely more careful than the French, and other +nations, in planting trees, and in taking care of them; for it rarely +happens, when a Spaniard eats fruit in a wood or in the open country, +that he does not set the stones or the pips; and thus in the whole of +their country an infinite number of fruit-trees of all kinds are found; +whereas, in the French quarters you meet with none--_Labat._ + + * * * * * + +PAINTING. + +It is painful to think how soon the paintings of Raphael, and Titian, +and Correggio, and other illustrious men will perish and pass away. "How +long," said Napoleon to David, "will a picture last?" "About four or +five hundred years!--a fine immortality!" The poet multiplies his works +by means of a cheap material--and Homer, and Virgil, and Dante, and +Tasso, and Moliere, and Milton, and Shakspeare, may bid oblivion +defiance; the sculptor impresses his conceptions on metal or on marble, +and expects to survive the wreck of nations and the wrongs of time; but +the painter commits to perishable cloth or wood the visions of his +fancy, and dies in the certain assurance that the life of his works will +be but short in the land they adorn.--_For. Rev._ + + * * * * * + +A Chinese novelist, in describing his hero, says, "the air of the +mountains and rivers had formed his body; his mind, like a rich piece of +embroidery, was worthy of his handsome face!" Pity he has not been +introduced among our "fashionable novels." + + * * * * * + +PHRENOLOGY. + +In 1805, Dr. Gall, the celebrated phrenologist, visited the prison of +Berlin in the course of his experimental travels to establish his +theories. On April 17, in the presence of many witnesses, he was shown +upwards of two hundred culprits, of whom he had never heard till that +moment, and to whose crimes and dispositions he was a total stranger. +Dr. Gall immediately pointed out, as a general feature in one of the +wards, an extraordinary development in the region of the head where the +organ of theft is situated, and in fact every prisoner there was a +thief. Some children, also detained for theft, were then shown to him; +and in them, too, the same organ was very prominent. In two of them +particularly it was excessively large; and the prison-registers +confirmed his opinion that these two were most incorrigible. In another +room, where the women were kept apart, he distinguished one drest +exactly like the others, occupied like them, and differing in no one +thing but in the form of her head. "For what reason is this woman here," +asked Gall, "for her head announces no propensity to theft?" The answer +was, "She is the inspectress of this room." One prisoner had the organs +of benevolence and of religion as strongly developed as those of theft +and cunning; and his boast was, that he never had committed an act of +violence, and that it was repugnant to his feelings to rob a church. In +a man named Fritze, detained for the murder of his wife, though his +crime was not proved, the organs of cunning and firmness were fully +developed; and it was by these that he had eluded conviction. In +Maschke, he found the organ of the mechanical arts, together with a head +very well organized in many respects; and his crime was coining. In +Troppe he saw the same organ. This man was a shoemaker, who, without +instruction, made clocks and watches, to gain a livelihood in his +confinement. On a nearer inspection, the organ of imitation was found to +be large. "If this man had ever been near a theatre," said Gall, "he +would in all probability have turned actor." Troppe, astonished at the +accuracy of this sentence, confessed that he had joined a company of +strolling players for six months. His crime, too, was having personated +a police-officer, to extort money. The organs of circumspection, +prurience, foresight, were sadly deficient in Heisig, who, in a drunken +fit, had stabbed his best friend. In some prisoners he found the organ +of language, in others of colour, in others of mathematics; and his +opinion in no single instance failed to be confirmed by the known +talents and dispositions of the individual.--_For. Q. Rev._ + + * * * * * + +SAVING HABITS OF THE ENGLISH. + +According to the House of Commons' returns in 1815, there were no fewer +than 925,439 individuals in England and Wales, being about +_one-eleventh_ of the then existing population, members of _Friendly +Societies_, formed for the express purpose of affording protection to +the members during sickness and old age, and enabling them to subsist +without resorting to the parish funds. "No such unquestionable proof of +the prevalence of a spirit of providence and independence can be +exhibited in any other European country." We have to add, that these +must be the happiest people in the social scale. + + * * * * * + +In the year 1300, Giovanni Cimabue +and Giotto, both of Florence, were the +first to assert the natural dignity and originality +of art, and the story of those +illustrious friends is instructive and romantic. +The former was a gentleman +by birth and scholarship, and brought to +his art a knowledge of the poetry and +sculpture of Greece and Rome. The latter +was _a shepherd_; when the inspiration +of art fell upon him, he was watching his +flocks among the hills, and his first attempts +in art were to draw his sheep and +goats upon rocks and stones. It happened +that Cimabue, who was then high +in fame, observed the sketches of the +gifted shepherd; entered into conversation +with him; heard from his own lips his +natural notions of the dignity of art; and +was so much charmed by his compositions +and conversation, that he carried +him to Florence, and became his close +and intimate friend and associate. They +found Italian painting rude in form, and +without spirit and without sentiment; +they let out their own hearts fully in their +compositions, and to this day their works +are highly esteemed for grave dignity of +character, and for originality of conception. +Of these great Florentines, Giotto, the +shepherd, is confessedly the more eminent; +in him we see the dawn, or rather +the sunrise, of the fuller light of Raphael. +--_For. Rev._ + * * * * * + +A REAL HERO. + +In a _recherche_ article in the _Foreign Quarterly Review_ we meet with +the following marvellous story of Sterkodder, a sort of giant-killing +hero of the North, who, having reached his 90th year, became infirm, +blind, and eager to die. To leave the world in a natural way was out of +the question; and to be dispatched to the Hall of Odin by an ignoble +hand was scarcely less to be dreaded. Leaning on two crutches, with a +sword at each side, he waited for some one to give him the mortal +stroke. To tempt the avarice of such a one, he suspended from his neck a +valuable gold chain. He slew a peasant passing, who, rallying him on his +infirm state, had ventured to beg one of his swords, as neither could +any longer be of service to him. At last his good fortune brought him a +worthy executioner in Hather, the son of a prince whom he had slain. The +young hero was hunting, and seeing the old man, he ordered two of his +attendants to tease him. Both lost their lives for their temerity. The +prince then advanced; and the old man, after relating his great actions, +desired the former to kill him. To make the inducement stronger, he +displayed the golden chain, which would be the reward of the deed; and +to excite his rage, as well as avarice, he avowed that it was he who had +slain the late prince, and that revenge was the sacred duty of the son. +Influenced by both considerations, the latter consented to behead him. +Sterkodder exhorted him to strike manfully. The head was accordingly +severed from the body at a single blow; and as it touched the earth, the +teeth fastened themselves furiously in the ground. + + * * * * * + +WORKHOUSES + +Were first erected in England in the year 1723, when they had an instant +and striking effect in reducing the number of poor. Indeed the aversion +of the poor to workhouses was so great, that Sir F.M. Eden mentions that +some proposed, by way of weakening this aversion, "to call workhouses by +some softer and more inoffensive name." Previously to this date, it had +been customary to relieve the able-bodied poor at their own houses. + + * * * * * + +MARRIAGES IN CHINA + +Are effected through the assistance of go-betweens, who enjoy, however, +a very different repute from those of Europe, inasmuch as, among the +former, the employ is of the most honourable character. + + * * * * * + +There are 300 palaces at Rome, of which 65 only are worth seeing, and +these are defined to be houses which have arched gateways into which +carriages can drive. Some of these palaces contain pictures and statues +worth 130 or 160,000_l_., but with scarce a window whose panes are all +whole, or a clean staircase. + + * * * * * + +HORRORS OF THE INQUISITION IN SPAIN. + +Endless was the catalogue of most pious men and eminent scholars who +underwent purification, as it is termed, in this den of superstition and +tyranny. The culprit was not permitted to speak with his attorney, +except in the presence of the inquisitor and a notary, who took notes, +and certified what passed; and so far from the names of the informer or +of the witnesses being supplied, every thing that could facilitate the +explanation of them was expunged from the declarations; and the +prisoners, one and all, in these dungeons might truly exclaim, with Fray +Luis de Leon, "I feel the pain, but see not the hand which inflicts +it." Even in the early days of the inquisition, torture was carried to +such an extent, that Sextus IV., in a brief published Jan. 29, 1482, +could not refrain from deploring the wellknown truth, in lamentations +which were re-echoed from all parts of Christendom. The formula of the +sentence of torture began thus, _Christo nomine invocato_; and it was +therein expressed, that the torture should endure as long as it pleased +the inquisitors; and a protest was added, that, if during the torture +the culprit should die, or be maimed, or if effusion of blood or +mutilation of limb should ensue, the fault should be chargeable to the +culprit, and not to the inquisitors. The culprit was bound by an oath of +secresy, strengthened by fearful penalties, not to divulge any thing +that he had seen, known, or heard, in the dismal precincts of that +unholy tribunal--a secresy illegal and tyrannical, but which constituted +the soul of that monstrous association, and by which its judges were +sheltered against all responsibility.--_For. Rev._ + + * * * * * + +COLONIZATION. + +In the colonization of the West Indies, "when a city was to be founded, +the first form prescribed was, with all solemnity, to erect a gallows, +as the first thing needful; and in laying out the ground, a site was +marked for the prison as well as for the church." + + * * * * * + +"An attempt to handle the English law of evidence, in its former state," +says the _Edinburgh Review_, "was like taking up a hedgehog--all +points!" + + * * * * * + +Man is not quite so manageable in the hands of science as boiling water +or a fixed star. + + * * * * * + +PICTURE OF CONSTANTINOPLE. + +_(From the French of Lebrun.)_ + +Queen of the Morn! Sultana of the East! +City of wonders, on whose sparkling breast, +Fair, slight, and tall, a thousand palaces +Fling their gay shadows over golden seas! +Where towers and domes bestud the gorgeous land, +And countless masts, a mimic forest stand; +Where cypress shades the minaret's snowy hue, +And gleams of gold dissolve in skies of blue, +Daughter of Eastern art, the most divine-- +Lovely, yet faithless bride of Constantine-- +Fair Istamboul, whose tranquil mirror flings +Back with delight thy thousand colourings, +And who no equal in the world dost know, +Save thy own image pictured thus below! + +Dazzled, amazed, our eyes half-blinded, fail, +While sweeps the phantasm past our gliding sail-- +Like as in festive scene, some sudden light +Rises in clouds of stars upon the night. +Struck by a splendour never seen before, +Drunk with the perfumes wafted from the shore, +Approaching near these peopled groves, we deem +That from enchantment rose the gorgeous dream, +Day without voice, and motion without sound, +Silently beautiful! The haunted ground +Is paved with roofs beyond the bounds of sight, +Countless, and coloured, wrapped in golden light. +'Mid groves of cypress, measureless and vast, +In thousand forms of circles--crescents--cast, +Gold glitters, spangling all the wide extent, +And flashes back to heaven the rays it sent. +Gardens and domes, bazaars begem the woods; +Seraglios, harems--peopled solitudes, +Where the veil'd idol kneels; and vistas, through +Barr'd lattices, that give the enamoured view, +Flowers, orange-trees, and waters sparkling near, +And black and lovely eyes,--Alas, that Fear, +At those heaven-gates, dark sentinel should stand, +To scare even Fancy from her promised land! + +_Foreign Quar. Rev._ + + * * * * * + + +THE SKETCH BOOK. + +THE MYSTERIOUS TAILOR. + +_A Romance of High Holborn._ + +_(Concluded from page 46.)_ + + +On recovering from my stupor, I found myself with a physician and two +apothecaries beside me, in bed at the George Inn, Ramsgate. I had been, +it seems, for two whole days delirious, during which pregnant interval I +had lived over again all the horrors of the preceding hours. The wind +sang in my ears, the phantom forms of the unburied flitted pale and +ghastly before my eyes. I fancied that I was still on the sea; that the +massive copper-coloured clouds which hovered scarcely a yard overhead, +were suddenly transformed into uncouth shapes, who glared at me from +between saffron chinks, made by the scudding wrack; that the waters +teemed with life, cold, slimy, preternatural things of life; that their +eyes after assuming a variety of awful expressions, settled down into +that dull frozen character, and their voices into that low, sepulchral, +indefinable tone, which marked the Mysterious Tailor. This wretch was +the Abaddon of my dreamy Pandaemonium. He was ever before me; he lent an +added splendour to the day, and deepened the midnight gloom. On the +heights of Bologne I saw him; far away over the foaming waters he +floated still and lifeless beside me, his eye never once off my face, +his voice never silent in my ear. + +My tale would scarcely have an end, were I to repeat but the one half of +what during two brief days (two centuries in suffering) I experienced +from this derangement of the nervous system. My readers may fancy that I +have exaggerated my state of mind: far from it, I have purposely +softened down the more distressing particulars, apprehensive, if not of +being discredited, at least of incurring ridicule. Towards the close of +the third day my fever began to abate, I became more sobered in my turn +of thought, could contrive to answer questions, and listen with +tolerable composure to my landlord's details of my miraculous +preservation. The storm was slowly rolling off my mind, but the swell +was still left behind it. The fourth day found me so far recovered, that +I was enabled to quit my chamber, sit beside an open window, and derive +amusement from the uncouth appearance of a Dutch crew, whose brig was +lying at anchor in the harbour. From this time forward, every hour +brought fresh accession to my strength, until at the expiration of the +tenth day--so sudden is recovery in cases of violent fever when once the +crisis is passed--I was sufficiently restored to take my place by a +night-coach for London. The first few stages I endured tolerably well, +notwithstanding that I had somewhat rashly ventured upon an outside +place; but as midnight drew on, the wind became so piercingly keen, +accompanied every now and then by a squally shower of sleet, that I was +glad to bargain for an inside berth. By good luck, there was just room +enough left for one, which I instantly appropriated, in spite of sundry +hints _hemmed_ forth by a crusty old gentleman, that the coach was full +already. I took my place in the coach, to the dissatisfaction of those +already seated there. Not a word was spoken for miles: for the +circumstance of its being dark increased the distrust of all, and, in +the firm conviction that I was an adventurer, they had already, I make +no doubt, buttoned up their pockets, and diligently adjusted their +watch-chains. In a short time, this reserve wore away. From this moment +the conversation became general. Each individual had some invalid story +to relate, and I too, so far forgot my usual taciturnity as to indulge +my hearers with a detail of my late indisposition--of its origin in the +Mysterious Tailor--of the wretch's inconceivable persecution--of the +fiendish peculiarities of his appearance--of his astonishing ubiquity, +and lastly, of my conviction that he was either more or less than man. +Scarcely had the very uncourteous laughter that accompanied this +narrative concluded, when a low, intermittent snore, proceeding from a +person close at my elbow, challenged my most serious notice. The sound +was peculiar--original--unearthly--and reminded me of the same music +which had so harrowed my nerves at Bologne. Yet it could not surely be +he--he, the very thoughts of whom now sent a thrill through every vein. +Oh, no! it must be some one else--there were other harmonious +sternutators beside him, he could not be the only nasal nightingale in +the three kingdoms. While I thus argued the matter, silently, yet +suspiciously, a wandering gleam of day, streaming in at the coach +windows, faintly lit up a nose the penultimate peculiarities of which +gave a very ominous turn to my reflections. In due time this light +became more vivid; and beneath its encouraging influence, first, a pair +of eyes--then two sallow, juiceless cheeks, then an upper lip, then a +projecting chin; and lastly, the entire figure of the Mysterious Tailor +himself, whose head, it seems, had hitherto been folded, bird-like, upon +his breast, grew into atrocious distinctness, while from the depths of +the creature's throat came forth the strangely-solemn whisper, "touching +that little account." For this once, indignation got the better of +affright. "Go where I will," I exclaimed, passionately interrupting him, +"I find I cannot avoid you, you have a supernatural gift of +omnipresence, but be you fiend or mortal I will now grapple with you;" +and accordingly snatching at that obnoxious feature which, like the tail +of the rattle-snake, had twice warned me of its master's fatal presence, +I grasped it with such zealous good will, that had it been of mortal +manufacture it must assuredly have come off in my hands. Aroused by the +laughter of my fellow passengers, the coachman--who was just preparing +to mount, after having changed horses at Dartford--abruptly opened the +door, on which I as abruptly jumped out; and after paying my fare the +whole way to town, and casting on the fiend a look of "inextinguishable +hatred," made an instant retreat into the inn. About the middle of the +next day I reached London, and without a moment's pause hurried to the +lodgings of my beforementioned friend C----. Luckily he was at home, but +started at the strange forlorn figure that presented itself. And well +indeed he might. My eye-balls were glazed and bloody, my cheeks white as +a shroud, my mouth a-jar, my lips blue and quivering. "For God's sake, +C----," I began, vouchsafing no further explanation, "lend me--(I +specified the sum)--or I am ruined; that infernal, inconceivable Tailor +has--." C----smilingly interrupted me by an instant compliance with my +demand; on which, without a moment's delay, I bounded off, breathless +and semi-frantic, towards my arch fiend's Pandaemonium at High Holborn. +I cannot--cannot say what I felt as I crossed over from Drury-lane +towards his den, more particularly when, on entering, I beheld the demon +himself behind his counter--calm, moveless, and sepulchral, as if +nothing of moment had occurred; as if he were an every-day dun, or I an +every-day debtor. The instant he espied me, a sardonic smile, together +with that appalling dissyllable, "touching" (which I never to this day +hear, see, or write without a shudder) escaped him; but before he could +close his oration, I had approached, trembling with rage and reverence, +towards him, and, thrusting forth the exact sum, was rushing from his +presence, when he beckoned me back for a receipt. A receipt, and from +him too! It was like taking a receipt for one's soul from Satan!! + +The reader will doubtless conclude that, now at least, having +satisfactorily settled his demands, I had done with my Tormentor for +ever. This inference is in part correct. I followed up my vocation with +an energy strangely contrasted with my recent indifference, was early +and late in the schools, and for three months pursued this course with +such ardour, that my adventures with the Mysterious Tailor, though not +forgotten, were yet gradually losing their once powerful hold on my +imagination. This was precisely the state of my feelings, when early one +autumnal morning, just seven months from the date of my last visit to +High Holborn, I chanced to be turning down Saint Giles's Church, on my +way to--Hospital. I had nothing to render me more than usually pensive; +no new vexations, no sudden pecuniary embarrassment; yet it so happened, +that on this particular morning I felt a weight at my heart, and a cloud +on my brain, for which I could in no way account. As I passed along +Broad Street, I made one or two bold attempts to rally. I stared +inquisitively at the different passers by, endeavouring, by a snatch at +the expression of their faces, to speculate on the turn of their minds, +and the nature of their occupations; I then began to whistle and hum +some lively air, at the same time twirling my glove with affected +unconcern; but nothing would do; every exertion I made to appear +cheerful, not only found no answering sympathy from within, but even +exaggerated by constrast my despondency. In this condition I reached +Saint Giles's Church. A crowd was assembled at the gate opposite its +entrance, and presently the long surly toll of the death-bell--that +solemn and oracular memento--announced that a funeral was on the eve of +taking place. The funeral halted at the entrance gate, where the coffin +was taken from the hearse, and and thence borne into the chancel. This +ceremony concluded, the procession again set forth towards the home +appointed for the departed in a remote quarter of the church-yard. And +now the interest began in reality to deepen. As the necessary +preparations were making for lowering the coffin into earth, the +mourners--even those who had hitherto looked unmoved--pressed gradually +nearer, and with a momentary show of interest, to the grave. Such is the +ennobling character of death. + +The preparations were by this time concluded, and nothing now remained +but the last summons of the sexton. At this juncture, while the coffin +was being lowered into its resting place, my eyes, accidentally, it may +be said, but in reality by some fatal instinct, fell full upon the lid, +on which I instantly recognised a name, long and fearfully known to +me--the name of the Mysterious Tailor of High Holborn. Oh, how many +thrilling recollections did this one name recal? The rencontre in the +streets of London--the scene at the masquerade--the meeting at +Bologne--the storm--the shipwreck--the sinking vessel--the appearance at +that moment of _the man_ himself--the subsequent visions of mingled +fever and insanity: all, all now swept across my mind, as for the last +time I gazed on the remains of him who was powerless henceforth for +ever. In a few minutes one little span of earth would keep down that +strange form which seemed once endowed with ubiquity. That wild +unearthly voice was mute; that wandering glance was fixed; a seal was +set upon those lips which eternity itself could not remove. Yes, my +Tormentor--my mysterious--omnipresent Tormentor was indeed gone; and in +that one word, how much of vengeance was forgotten! I was roused from +this reverie by the hollow sound of the clay as it fell dull and heavy +on the coffin-lid. The poor sleeper beneath could not hear it, it is +true; his slumber, henceforth, was sound; the full tide of human +population pressing fast beside the spot where he lay buried, should +never wake him more: no human sorrow should rack his breast, no dream +disturb his repose; yet cold, changed, and senseless as he was, the +first sound of the falling clods jarred strange and harsh upon my ear, +as if it must perforce awake him. In this feverish state of mind I +quitted the church-yard, and, on my road home, passed by the shop where +I had first met with the deceased. It was altered--strangely altered--to +my mind, revoltingly so. Its quaint antique character, its dingy +spectral look were gone, and there was even a studied air of +cheerfulness about it, as if the present proprietor were anxious to +obliterate every association, however slight, that might possibly remind +him of the past. The former owner had but just passed out, his ashes +were scarcely cold, and already his name was on the wane. Yet this is +human nature. So trifling, in fact, is the gap caused by our absence in +society, that there needs no patriotic Curtius to leap into it; it +closes without a miracle the instant it is made, and none but a +disinterested Undertaker knows or cares for whom tolls our passing bell. + +_Monthly Magazine._ + + * * * * * + +SPIRIT OF THE + ++PUBLIC JOURNALS.+ + + +THE TOUR OF DULNESS. + +From her throne of clouds, as Dulness look'd + On her foggy and favour'd nation, +She sleepily nodded her poppy-crown'd head, +And gently waved her sceptre of lead, + In token of approbation. + +For the north-west wind brought clouds and gloom, + Blue devils on earth, and mists in the air; +Of parliamentary prose some died, +Some perpetrated suicide, + And her empire flourish'd there. + +The Goddess look'd with a gracious eye + On her ministers great and small; +But most she regarded with tenderness +Her darling shrine, the Minerva Press, + In the street of Leadenhall. + +This was her sacred haunt, and here + Her name was most adored, +Her chosen here officiated. +And hence her oracles emanated, + And breathed the Goddess in every word. + +She pass'd from the east to the west, and paused + In New Burlington-street awhile, +To inspire a few puffs for Colburn and Co. +And indite some dozen novels or so + In the fashionable style. + + * * * * * + +Then turning her own Magazine to inspect, + She was rather at fault, as of late +The colour and series both were new; +But the Goddess, with discernment true, + Detected it by the weight. + +She cross'd the Channel next, and peep'd + At Dublin; but the zeal +Of the liberty boys soon put her to flight. +And she dropp'd her mantle in her fright, + Which fell on Orator Shiel. + +Thence sped she to the Land of Cakes, + The land she loves and its possessors; +She loves its Craniologists, +Political Economists, + And all Scotch _mists_ and Scotch Professors. + +And chiefly she on McCulloch smiled, +As a mother smiles on her darling child, + Or a lady on her lover; +Then, bethinking her of Parliament, +She hasten'd South, but ere she went, +She promised if nothing occurr'd to prevent, + To return when the Session was over. + +_Blackwood's Magazine._ + + * * * * * + +CANNIBALISM. + +In great cities, cannibalism takes an infinite variety of shapes. In the +neighbourhood of St. James's-street there are numerous slaughter-houses, +where men are daily consumed by the operation of cards and dice; and +where they are caught by the same bait, at which Quin said he should +have infallibly bitten. A similar process is likewise carried on in +'Change Alley, on a great scale; not to speak of that snare especially +set for widows and children, called a "joint stock speculation." But +your cannibal of cannibals is a parliament patron. Here, a great borough +proprietor swallows a regiment at a single gulp; and there, the younger +son of a lord ruminates over a colony till the very crows cannot find a +dinner in it; and there again, a duke or a minister, himself and his +family, having first "supped full of horrors," casts a diocese to the +side-table, to be mumbled at leisure by his son's tutor. The town is +occasionally very indignant and very noisy against the gouls of +Surgeons' Hall, because they live upon the dead carcasses of their +fellow-creatures; while, strange to say, it takes but little account of +the hordes of wretches who openly, and in the face of day, hunt down +living men in their nefarious dealings as porter brewers, quack doctors, +informers, attorneys, manufacturers of bean flour, alum, and Portland +stone; and torture their subjects like so many barbacued pigs, in the +complicated processes of their cookery.--_New Month. Mag._ + + * * * * * + +SIGNS OF THE TIMES. + +"They say this town is full of cozenage, +As nimble jugglers that deceive the eye, +Disguised cheaters, prating mountebanks, +And many such like libertines of sin." +SHAKSPEARE. + ++Caveat emptor+! This is the age of fraud, imposture, substitution, +transmutation, adulteration, abomination, contamination, and many others +of the same sinister ending, always excepting purification. Every thing +is debased and sophisticated, and "nothing is but what is not." All +things are mixed, lowered, debased, deteriorated, by our cozening +dealers and shopkeepers; and, bad as they are, there is every reason to +fear that they are "mox daturos progeniem vitiosiorem." We wonder at the +increase of bilious and dyspeptic patients, at the number of new books +upon stomach complaints, at the rapid fortunes made by practitioners who +undertake (the very word is ominous) to cure indigestion; but how can it +be otherwise, when Accum, before he took to quoting with his scissors, +assured us there was "poison in the pot;" when a recent writer has +shown that there are still more deleterious ingredients in the +wine-bottle; and when we ourselves have all had dismal intestine +evidence that our bread is partly made of ground bones, alum, plaster of +Paris; our tea, of aloe-leaves; our beer, of injurious drugs; our milk, +of snails and chalk; and that even the water supplied to us by our +companies is any thing rather than the real Simon Pure it professes to +be. Not less earnestly than benevolently do our quack doctors implore us +to beware of spurious articles; Day and Martin exhort us not to take our +polish from counterfeit blacking: every advertiser beseeches the +"pensive public" to be upon its guard against supposititious +articles--all, in short, is knavery, juggling, cheating, and +deception.--_Ibid._ + + * * * * * + +Retrospective Gleanings + +SONNET + +BY HENRY TEONOE, A SEA CHAPLAIN IN THE REIGN OF CHARLES II. + +_Composed October the First, over against the East part of Candia._ + +O! Ginnee was a bony lasse, + Which maks the world to woonder +How ever it should com to passe + That wee did part a sunder. + +The driven snow, the rose so rare, + The glorious sunne above thee, +Can not with my Ginnee compare, + She was so wonderous lovely. + +Her merry lookes, her forhead high, + Her hayre like golden-wyer, +Her hand and foote, her lipe or eye, + Would set a saint on fyre. + +And for to give Giunee her due, + Thers no ill part about her; +The turtle-dove's not half so true; + Then whoe can live without her? + +King Solomon, where ere he lay, + Did nere unbrace a kinder; +O! why should Ginnee gang away, + And I be left behind her? + +Then will I search each place and roome + From London to Virginny, +From Dover-peere to Scanderoone, + But I will finde my Ginny. + +But Ginny's turned back I feare, + When that I did not mind her; +Then back to England will I steare, + To see where I can find her. + +And haveing Ginnee once againe, + If sheed doe her indeavour, +The world shall never make us twaine-- + Weel live and dye together. + + * * * * * + +SONG BY KING CHARLES II. + +_On the Duchess of Portsmouth leaving England._ + +_(For the Mirror.)_ + +Bright was the morning, cool the air, +Serene was all the skies; +When on the waves I left my dear, +The center of my joys; +Heav'n and nature smiling were. +And nothing sad but I. + +Each rosy field their odours spread, +All fragrant was the shore; +Each river God rose from his bed, +And sighing own'd her pow'r; +Curling the waves they deck'd their heads, +As proud of what they bore. + +Glide on ye waves, bear these lines, +And tell her my distress; +Bear all these sighs, ye gentle winds, +And waft them to her breast; +Tell her if e'er she prove unkind, +I never shall have rest. + + * * * * * + +The Anecdote Gallery + +VOLTAIRE. + +_(From various Authorities.)_ + +The Chateau of Ferney, the celebrated residence of Voltaire, six miles +from Geneva, is a place of very little picturesque beauty: its broad +front is turned to the high road, without any regard to the prospect, +and the garden is adorned with cut trees, parapet walls with +flower-pots, jets d'eaux, &c. Voltaire's bed-room is shown in its +pristine state, just as he left it in 1777, when, after a residence of +twenty years, he went to Paris to enjoy a short triumph and die. Time +and travellers have much impaired the furniture of light-blue silk, and +the Austrians, quartered in the house during the late war, have not +improved it; the bed-curtains especially, which for the last forty years +have supplied each traveller with a precious little bit, hastily torn +off, are of course in tatters. The bedstead is of common deal, coarsely +put together; a miserable portrait of Le Kain, in crayons, hangs inside +of the bed, and two others, equally bad, on each side, Frederic and +Voltaire himself. Round the room are bad prints of Washington, Franklin, +Sir Isaac Newton, and several other celebrated personages; the +ante-chamber is decorated with naked figures, in bad taste; each of +these rooms may be 12 feet by 15. + +Such is the narrative of an intelligent traveller, who recently visited +Ferney. "Very few," says he, "remain alive, of those who saw the poet: a +gardener who conducted us about the grounds had that advantage; he +showed us the place where the theatre stood, filling the space on the +left-hand side in entering, between the chateau and the chapel, but the +inscription on the last, _Voltaire a Dieu_, was removed during the reign +of terror. The _old_ gardener spoke favourably of his _old_ master, who +was, he said, _bon homme tout-a-fait, bien charitable,_ and took an +airing every morning in his coach and four." + +In the sitting-room, adjoining the bedroom, which he was accustomed to +occupy, besides some good ancient paintings, is a very singular picture, +which was painted according to Voltaire's direction. The principal +personages are Voltaire, holding in his hand a roll of paper inscribed +La Henriade; next him is a female personification of this favourite +poem, whom he is presenting to Apollo crowned with rays of glory; Louis +XIV. with his queen and court, are observing these chief figures. In +another part, the Muses are crowning the burst of Voltaire with wreaths +of flowers, and proposing to place it with those of other immortal +authors in the Temple of Fame. The bottom of the picture is occupied by +his enemies, who are being torn to pieces by wild beasts, or burning in +flames of fire. + +In the bed-room is a marble cenotaph, on which is an urn that formerly +contained the heart of Voltaire, which was removed several years ago, +and placed in the church of Les Invalides at Paris. In this room also is +an engraving of Voltaire's monument in the church-yard of Ferney. In +this, four figures, representing the four quarters of the world, are +preparing to honour his bust with wreaths of laurel and palms. +Ignorance, meanwhile, with the wings of a fiend, armed with rods, is +driving them away in the midst of their pacific employment, and +extinguishing a lamp which burns above the tomb. It is a singular +circumstance that Voltaire caused the church of Ferney to be built, as +well as several houses in the village, and on an iron vane on the top of +the former is inscribed, "_Deo erexit Voltaire_." + +After his escape from the court of Frederic, Voltaire went first to +Lausanne, were he resided some years, and where he fitted up a private +theatre; his acquaintances there supplied him with performers, of whom +it seems he was proud, and who acted for him Zaire, Alzira, and several +other plays. Some spirited drawings of Huber represent him behind the +scene teaching, scolding, encouraging the actors; you might have thought +you heard his loud _bravo_! The part of Lusignan was frequently filled +by the poet himself, who was so much taken with it as to be seen in the +morning at the door of his house already dressed for the stage. Voltaire +had a hollow wooden voice, and his declamation had more pomp in it than +nature; yet in the part of Trissotin, in the Femmes Savantes, he +performed very well. + +From Lausanne, where he quarrelled with several persons, he went, in +1755, to St. Jean, close to Geneva, and gave to the house he occupied +the name of _Les Delices_, which it retains to this day. Ferney, which +he bought soon after, became his permanent residence for twenty years. + +Strangers of distinction made a point of calling on the philosopher of +Ferney, who for some years received their visits very willingly, giving +them _fetes_ and plays; but he became tired of this, and at last would +only see those who could amuse him while he amused them. A quaker from +Philadelphia, called Claude Gay, travelling in Europe, stayed some time +at Geneva; he was known as the author of some Theological works, and +liked for his good sense, moderation, and simplicity. Voltaire heard of +him, his curiosity was excited, and he desired to see him. The quaker +felt great reluctance, but suffered himself at last to be carried to +Ferney, Voltaire having promised before hand to his friends that he +would say nothing that could give him offence. At first he was delighted +with the tall, straight, handsome quaker, his broad-brimmed hat, and +plain drab suit of clothes; the mild and serene expression of his +countenance; and the dinner promised to go off very well; yet he soon +took notice of the great sobriety of his guest, and made jokes, to which +he received grave and modest answers. The patriarchs, and the first +inhabitants of the earth were next alluded to; by and by he began to +sneer at the historical proofs of Revelation; but Claude was not to be +driven away from his ground, and while examining these proofs, and +arguing upon them rationally, he overlooked the light attacks of his +adversary, when not to the point, appeared insensible to his sarcasms +and wit, and remained always cool and serious. Voltaire's vivacity at +last turned to downright anger; his eyes flashed fire whenever they met +the benign and placid countenance of the quaker, and the dispute went so +far at last, that the latter, getting up, said, "Friend Voltaire! +perhaps thou mayst come to understand these matters rightly; in the +meantime, finding I can do thee no good, I leave thee, and so fare thee +well!" So saying he went away on foot, notwithstanding all entreaties, +back again to Geneva, leaving the whole company in consternation. +Voltaire immediately retired to his own room. M. Huber,[8] who was +present at this scene, made a drawing of the two actors. + +PHILO. + + + + * * * * * + ++THE GATHERER.+ + +A snapper up of unconsidered trifles. +SHAKSPEARE. + + +SIR W. JONES AND MR. DAY. + +One day, upon removing some books at the chambers of Sir William Jones, +a large spider dropped upon the floor, upon which Sir William, with some +warmth, said, "Kill that spider, Day, kill that spider!" "No," said Mr. +Day, with that coolness for which he was so conspicuous, "I will not +kill that spider, Jones; I do not know that I have a right to kill that +spider! Suppose when you are going in your coach to Westminster Hall, a +superior being, who, perhaps may have as much power over you as you have +over this insect, should say to his companion, 'Kill that lawyer! kill +that lawyer!' how should you like that, Jones? and I am sure, to most +people, a lawyer is a more noxious animal than a spider." + + * * * * * + +BISHOP + +In Cambridge, this title is not confined to the dignitaries of the +church; but _port_ wine, made _copiously potable_ by being mulled and +burnt, with the _addenda_ of roasted lemons all bristling like angry +hedge-hogs (studded with cloves,) is dignified with the appellation of +_Bishop_: + +Beneath some old oak, come and rest thee, my hearty; + Our foreheads with roses, oh! let us entwine! +And, inviting young Bacchus to be of the party, + We'll drown all our troubles in oceans of wine! + +And perfumed with _Macassar_ or _Otto_ of roses, + We'll pass round the BISHOP, the spice-breathing cup, +And take of that medicine such wit-breeding doses, + We'll knock _down_ the god, or he shall knock us _up_. + + * * * * * + +GAZETTED AND IN THE GAZETTE. + +These terms imply very different things. The son of a nobleman is +_gazetted_, as a cornet in a regiment, and all his friends rejoice. John +Thomson is _in the Gazette_, and all his friends lament. + + * * * * * + +UNFORTUNATE CASE. + +A zealous priest in the north of Ireland missed a constant auditor from +his congregation, in which schism had already made depredations. "What +keeps our friend Farmer B----away from us?" was the anxious question +proposed by the vigilant minister to his assistant, "I have not seen him +among us," continued he, "these three weeks; I hope it is not +Protestantism that keeps him away," "No," was the reply, "it is worse +than that." "Worse than Protestantism? God forbid it should,--Deism?" +"No, worse than that." "Worse than Deism! good heavens, I trust it is +not Atheism." "No, worse than Atheism!" "Impossible, nothing can be +worse than Atheism!" "Yes, it is, your honour--_it is Rheumatism_!" + + * * * * * + +LIQUIDATING CLAIMS. + +During a remarkable wet summer, Joe Vernon, whose vocal taste and humour +contributed for many years to the entertainment of the frequenters of +Vauxhall Gardens, but who was not quite so good a _timist_ in money +matters as in music, meeting an acquaintance who had the misfortune to +hold some of his unhonoured paper, was asked by him, not uninterestedly, +how the gardens were going on? "Oh, _swimmingly_!" answered the jocose +Joe. "Glad to hear it," retorted the creditor, "their _swimming_ state, +I hope, will cause the singers to _liquidate their notes_." + + * * * * * + +Mr. Samuel Deacon, a most respectable Baptist minister, who resided at +Barton in Leicestershire, was not peculiarly happy in his cast of +countenance or general appearance; conscious of the silly ridicule his +unprepossessing _tout ensemble_ occasionally excited, he made the +following good-humoured, quaint remark:-- + +"The carcass that you look at so, +Is not Sam Deacon, you must know, +But 'tis the carriage--the machine, +Which Samuel Deacon rideth in." + + * * * * * + +ADVANTAGES OF LOQUACITY + +A very pretty woman, who was tediously loquacious, complained one day to +Madame de Sevigne, that she was sadly tormented by her lovers. "Oh, +Madame," said Madame de Sevigne to her, with a smile, "it is very easy +to get rid of them: you have only to speak." + + * * * * * + +_Printed and Published by J. LIMBIRD 143, Strand, (near Somerset House,) +London; sold by ERNEST FLEISCHEN, 626, New Market, Leipsic; and by all +Newsman and Booksellers._ + +FOOTNOTES: + +[1] The old bridge was of wood, and 168 yards in length. It was the most +ancient on the River Thames, except that of London, and is mentioned in +a record of the 8th year of Henry III. + +[2] At the time the chapel fell, the sexton, while digging a grave was +buried under the ruins, with another person, and his daughter. The +latter, notwithstanding she lay covered seven hours, survived this +misfortune seventeen years, and was her father's successor. The memory +of this event is preserved by a print of this singular woman, engraved +by M'Ardell. + +[3] The work is dedicated to Dr. Babington, "in remembrance of some +delightful days passed in his society, and in gratitude for an +uninterrupted friendship of a quarter of a century;" and in the preface +the author, after saying that the characters are imaginary, intimates +that "in the portrait of HALIEUS, given in the last dialogue, a +likeness, he thinks, will not fail to be recognised to that of a most +estimable physician, ardently beloved by his friends, and esteemed and +venerated by the public." + +[4] In our last volume, this was erroneously attributed to Swift. + +[5] See page 370, vol. xi. MIRROR. + +[6] As "kill him, crimp him," &c. + +[[7]] The late worthy and scientific Wm. Reynolds, of the Bank, near +Ketley. + +[8] M. Huber was the father of the author of a work on the economy of +bees, and the grandfather of the author of a work on the economy of +ants. The first M. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction + Volume XII., No. 324, July 26, 1828 + +Author: Various + +Release Date: November 29, 2003 [EBook #10331] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MIRROR OF LITERATURE 324 *** + + + + +Produced by Jonathan Ingram, Sjaani and PG Distributed Proofreaders + + + + +THE MIRROR + +OF + +LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION. + +324.] SATURDAY, JULY 26, 1828. [Price 2_d_. + +Vol. XII + +[Illustration: KINGSTON NEW BRIDGE] + + + + +KINGSTON NEW BRIDGE. + +Through many a bridge the wealthy river roll'd. +SOUTHEY. + +The annexed picturesque engraving represents the new bridge[1] from +Kingston-upon-Thames to Hampton-Wick, in the royal manor of Hampton +Court. It is built of Portland stone, and consists of five elliptical +arches, the centre arch being 60 feet span by 19 in height, and the side +arches 56 and 52 feet span respectively. The abutments are terminated by +towers or bastions, and the whole is surmounted by a cornice and +balustrade, with galleries projecting over the pier; which give a bold +relief to the general elevation. The length of the bridge is 382 feet by +27 feet in width. It is of chaste Grecian architecture, from the design +of Mr. Lapidge, to whose courtesy we are indebted for the original of +our engraving. The building contract was undertaken by Mr. Herbert for +£26,800. and the extra work has not exceeded £100. a very rare, if not +an unprecedented occurrence in either public or private undertakings of +this description. The first stone was laid by the Earl of Liverpool, +November 7, 1825, and the bridge was opened in due form by her royal +highness the Duchess of Clarence, on July 17, 1828. + +Kingston is one of the most picturesque towns on the banks of the +Thames; and its antiquarian attractions are of the highest order. It was +occupied by the Romans, and in aftertimes it was either a royal +residence or a royal demesne, so early as the union of the Saxon +Heptarchy; for there is a record extant of a council held there in 838, +at which Egbert, the first king of all England, and his son Athelwolf +were present; and in this record it is styled _Kyningenstum famosa ilia +locus_. Some of our Saxon kings were also crowned here; and adjoining +the church is a large stone, on which, according to tradition, they were +placed during the ceremony. Many interesting relics have from time to +time been discovered in illustration of these historical facts, and till +the year 1730, the figures of some of the above kings and that of king +John (who chartered the town) were preserved in a chapel adjoining the +above spot. In that year, however, the chapel fell, and with it were +demolished the royal _effigies_.[2] Mr. Lysons, with his usual accuracy, +enumerates nine kings who were crowned here. + +Kingston formerly sent members to parliament, till, by petition, the +inhabitants prayed to be relieved from the burden! + +At Hampton Wick, the village on the opposite bank, resided the witty but +profligate Sir Richard Steele, in a house which he whimsically +denominated "the hovel;" and "from the Hovel at Hampton Wick, April 7, +1711," he dedicated the fourth volume of the _Tatler_ to Charles, Lord +Halifax. This was probably about the time he became surveyor of the +royal stables at Hampton Court, governor of the king's comedians, a +justice of the peace for Middlesex, and a knight. + + * * * * * + + +ARCHBISHOPS OF CANTERBURY. + +The first Archbishop of Canterbury was Austin, appointed by King +Ethelbert, on his conversion to Christianity, about the year 598. Before +the coming of the Saxons into England, the Christian Britons had three +Archbishops, viz. of London, York, and Caerleon, an ancient city of +South Wales. The Britons being driven out of these parts, the +Archbishoprick of London became extinct; and when Pope Gregory the Great +had afterwards sent thither Augustine, and his fellow-labourer to preach +the Gospel to the then heathen Saxons, the Archiepiscopal See was +planted at Canterbury, as being the metropolis of the kingdom of Kent, +where King Ethelbert had received the same St. Augustine, and with his +kingdom was baptized, and embraced the doctrines of Christianity before +the rest of the Heptarchy. The other Archbishoprick of Caerleon was +translated to St. David's in Pembrokeshire, and afterwards wholly to the +See of Canterbury; since which, all England and Wales reckon but two +Archbishops, Canterbury and York. The following Archbishops have died at +Lambeth Palace;--Wittlesey, in 1375; Kemp, 1453; Dean, 1504; all buried +in Canterbury Cathedral: Cardinal Pole, 1558, after lying in state here +40 days was buried at Canterbury; Parker, 1575, buried in Lambeth +Chapel; Whitgift, 1604, buried at Croydon; Bancroft, 1610, buried at +Lambeth; Juxon, 1663, buried in the chapel of St. John's College, +Oxford; Sheldon, 1667, buried at Croydon; Tillotson, 1694, buried in the +church of St. Laurence Jewry, London; Tennison, 1715; and Potter, 1747, +both buried at Croydon; Seeker, 1768; Cornwallis, 1783, and Moore, +1805, all buried at Lambeth. In 1381, the Archbishop, Simon of Sudbury, +fell a victim to Wat Tyler and his crew, when they attacked Lambeth +Palace. + +P. T. W. + + * * * * * + + +DAYS OF FLY FISHING. + +That an ex-president (Sir Humphry Davy) of the Royal Society should +write a book on field sports may at first sight appear rather +_unphilosophical_; although it is not more fanciful than Bishop +Berkeley's volume on tar water, Bishop Watson's improvement in the +manufacture of gunpowder, Sir Walter Scott writing a sermon, or a Scotch +minister inventing a safety gun, and, as we are told, _presenting_ the +same to the King in person. Be this as it may, since our first +acquaintance with the "prince of piscators," the patriarch of anglers, +Isaak Walton, it has seldom been our lot to meet with so pleasant a +volume as _Salmonia, or Days of Fly Fishing_, to whose contents we are +about to introduce our readers. + +In our last number we gave a _flying_ extract, entitled, "Superstitions +on the Weather," being a fair specimen of the very agreeable manner of +the digressions in the above work, which is, perhaps, less practical +than it might have been; but this defect is more than atoned for in the +author's felicitous mode of intermingling with the main subject, some of +the most curious facts and phenomena in natural history and philosophy +so as to familiarize the angler with many causes and effects which +altogether belong to a higher class of reading than that of mere +amusement. All this, too, is done in a simple, graceful, and flowing +style, always amusive, and sometimes humorously illustrative--advantages +which our philosophical writers do not generally exhibit, but which are +more or less evident in every page of Sir Humphry Davy's writings. + +_Salmonia_ consists of a series of conversations between four +characters--Halieus,[3] Poietes, Physicus, Ornither. In the "First Day" +we have an ingenious vindication of fly fishing against the well-known +satire of Johnson[4] and Lord Byron, and the following:-- + +_Halieus._--A noble lady, long distinguished at court for pre-eminent +beauty and grace, and whose mind possesses undying charms, has written +some lines in my copy of Walton, which, if you will allow me, I will +repeat to you:-- + +Albeit, gentle Angler, I + Delight not in thy trade, +Yet in thy pages there doth lie +So much of quaint simplicity, + So much of mind, + Of such good kind. + That none need be afraid, +Caught by thy cunning bait, this book, +To be ensnared on thy hook. + +Gladly from thee, I'm lur'd to bear + With things that seem'd most vile before, +For thou didst on poor subjects rear +Matter the wisest sage might hear. + And with a grace, + That doth efface + More laboured works, thy simple lore +Can teach us that thy skilful _lines_, +More than the scaly brood _confines_. + +Our hearts and senses too, we see, + Rise quickly at thy master hand, +And ready to be caught by thee +Are lured to virtue willingly. + Content and peace, + With health and ease, + Walk by thy side. At thy command +We bid adieu to worldly care. +And joy in gifts that all may share. + +Gladly with thee, I pace along. + And of sweet fancies dream; +Waiting till some inspired song, +Within my memory cherished long, + Comes fairer forth. + With more of worth; + Because that time upon its stream +Feathers and chaff will bear away, +But give to gems a brighter ray. + +And though the charming and intellectual author of this poem is not an +angler herself, yet I can quote the example of her lovely daughters to +vindicate fly fishing from the charge of cruelty, and to prove that the +most delicate and refined minds can take pleasure in this innocent +amusement. + +Gay's passionate love for angling is well known; it was his principal +occupation in the summer at Amesbury; and "the late excellent John +Tobin, author of the _Honey Moon_, was an ardent angler." Among heroes, +Trajan was fond of angling. Nelson was a good fly-fisher, and continued +the pursuit even with his left hand; and, says the author, "I have known +a person who fished with him at Merton, in the Wandle. Dr. Paley was so +much attached to this amusement, that when the Bishop of Durham inquired +of him when one of his most important works would be finished, he said, +with great simplicity and good-humour, 'My lord, I shall work steadily +at it when the fly-fishing season is over.'"--Then we have a poetical +description of river scenery, till two of the party arrive at the +following conclusions:-- + +I have already admitted the danger of analyzing, too closely, the moral +character of any of our field sports; yet I think it cannot be doubted +that the nervous system of fish, and cold-blooded animals in general, is +less sensitive than that of warm-blooded animals. The hook usually is +fixed in the cartilaginous part of the mouth, where there are no nerves; +and a proof that the sufferings of a hooked fish cannot be great is +found in the circumstance, that though a trout has been hooked and +played for some minutes, he will often, after his escape with the +artificial fly in his mouth, take the natural fly, and feed as if +nothing had happened; having apparently learnt only from the experiment, +that the artificial fly is not proper for food. And I have caught pikes +with four or five hooks in their mouths, and tackle which they had +broken only a few minutes before; and the hooks seemed to have had no +other effect than that of serving as a sort of _sauce piquante_, urging +them to seize another morsel of the same kind.--The advocates for a +favourite pursuit never want sophisms to defend it. I have even heard it +asserted, that a hare enjoys being hunted. Yet I will allow that +fly-fishing, after your vindication, appears amongst the least cruel of +field sports. + +We must, however, confine ourselves to a few colloquial extracts from +the _practical_ portion of the volume; as + +_Flies on the Wandle, &c._ + +_Orn._--Surely the May-fly season is not the only season for day-fishing +in this river? [the Wandle.]--_Hal._ Certainly not. There are as many +fish to be taken, perhaps, in the spring fishing; but in this deep river +they are seldom in good season till the May-fly has been on, and a +fortnight hence they will be still better than even now. In September +there may be good fish taken here; but the autumnal flies are less +plentiful in this river than the spring flies--_Phys_, Pray tell me what +are the species of fly which take in these two seasons.--_Hal_. You know +that trout spawn or deposit their ova, &c. in the end of the autumn or +beginning of winter, from the middle of November till the beginning of +January, their maturity depending upon the temperature of the season, +their quantity of food, &c. They are at least six weeks or two months +after they have spawned before they recover their flesh; and the time +when these fish are at the worst, is likewise the worst time for +fly-fishing, both on account of the cold weather, and because there are +fewer flies on the water than at any other season. Even in December and +January there are a few small gnats or water-flies on the water in the +middle of the day, in bright days, or when there is sunshine. These are +generally black, and they escape the influence of the frost by the +effects of light on their black bodies, and probably by the extreme +rapidity of the motions of their fluids, and generally of their organs. +They are found only at the surface of the water, where the temperature +must be above the freezing point. In February a few double-winged +water-flies, which swim down the stream, are usually found in the middle +of the day, such as the willow-fly; and the cow-dung-fly is sometimes +carried on the water by winds. In March there are several flies found on +most rivers. The grannam, or green-tail-fly, with a wing like a moth, +comes on generally morning and evening, from five till eight o'clock, +A.M. in mild weather, in the end of March and through April. Then there +are the blue and the brown, both ephemerae, which come on, the first in +dark days, the second in bright days; these flies, when well imitated, +are very destructive to fish. The first is a small fly, with a palish +yellow body, and slender, beautiful wings, which rest on the back as it +floats down the water. The second, called the cob in Wales, is three or +four times as large, and has brown wings, which likewise protrude from +the back, and its wings are shaded like those of a partridge, brown and +yellow brown. These three kinds of flies lay their eggs in the water, +which produce larvae that remain in the state of worms, feeding and +breathing in the water till they are prepared for their metamorphosis, +and quit the bottoms of the rivers, and the mud and stones, for the +surface, and light and air. The brown fly usually disappears before the +end of April, likewise the grannam; but of the blue dun there is a +succession of different tints, or species, or varieties, which appear in +the middle of the day all the summer and autumn long. These are the +principal flies on the Wandle--the best and clearest stream near London. +In early spring these flies have dark olive bodies; in the end of April +and the beginning of May they are found yellow; and in the summer they +become cinnamon coloured; and again, as the winter approaches, gain a +darker hue. I do not, however, mean to say that they are the same flies, +but more probably successive generations of ephemerae of the same +species. The excess of heat seems equally unfavourable, as the excess of +cold, to the existence of the smaller species of water-insects, which, +during the intensity of sunshine, seldom appear in summer, but rise +morning and evening only. The blue dun has, in June and July, a yellow +body; and there is a water-fly which, in the evening, is generally found +before the moths appear, called the red spinner. Towards the end of +August, the ephemerae appear again in the middle of the day--a very +pale, small ephemera, which is of the same colour as that which is seen +in some rivers in the beginning of July. In September and October this +kind of fly is found with an olive body, and it becomes darker in +October and paler in November. There are two other flies which appear in +the end of September and continue during October, if the weather be +mild; a large yellow fly, with a fleshy body, and wings like a moth; and +a small fly with four wings, with a dark or claret coloured body, that +when it falls on the water has its wings like the great yellow fly, flat +on its back. This, or a claret bodied fly, very similar in character, +may be likewise found in March or April, on some waters. In this river I +have often caught many large trout in April and the beginning of May, +with the blue dun, having the yellow body; and in the upper part of the +stream below St. Albans, and between that and Watford, I have sometimes, +even as early as April, caught fish in good condition; but the _true_ +season for the Colne is the season of the May-fly. The same may be said +of most of the large English rivers containing large trouts, and +abounding in May-fly--such as the Test and the Kennett, the one running +by Stockbridge, the other by Hungerford. But in the Wandle, at +Carshalton and Beddington, the May-fly is not found; and the little +blues are the constant, and, when well imitated, killing flies on this +water; to which may be joined a dark alder-fly, and a red evening fly. +In the Avon, at Ringwood and Fordingbridge, the May-fly is likewise a +killing fly; but as this is a grayling river, the other flies, +particularly the grannam and blue and brown, are good in spring, and the +alder-fly or pale blue later, and the blue dun in September and October, +and even November. In the streams in the mountainous parts of Britain, +the spring and autumnal flies are by far the most killing. The Usk was +formerly a very productive trout-stream, and the fish being well fed by +the worms washed down by the winter floods, were often in good season, +cutting red, in March and the beginning of April: and at this season the +blues and browns, particularly when the water was a little stained after +a small flood, afforded the angler good sport. In Herefordshire and +Derbyshire, where trout and grayling are often found together, the same +periods are generally best for angling; but in the Dove, Lathkill, and +Wye, with the natural May-fly many fish may be taken; and in old times, +in peculiarly windy days, or high and troubled water, even the +artificial May-fly, according to Cotton, was very killing. + +Here we must end, at least _for the present_; but there is so much +anecdotical pleasantry in _Salmonia_ that we might continue our extracts +through many columns, and we are persuaded, to the gratification of the +majority of our readers. Even when we announced the publication of this +work a few weeks since, we were led to anticipate the delight it would +afford many of our esteemed correspondents, especially our friend +_W.H.H._, who has "caught about forty trout in two or three hours" in +the rocky basins of Pot-beck, &c.[5] + +Sir Humphry Davy mentions the Wandle in Surrey, as we have quoted; but +he does not allude to the trout-fishing in the Mole, in the Vale of +Leatherhead in the same county. There are in the course of the work a +few expressions which make humanity shudder, and would drive a +Pythagorean to madness,[6] notwithstanding the ingenuity with which the +author attempts to vindicate his favourite amusement. + + * * * * * + + +SHROPSHIRE AND WELSH GIRLS. + +There are few Londoners who in their suburban strolls have failed to +notice the scores of _female_ fruit-carriers by whose toil the markets +are supplied with some of their choicest delicacies. As an interesting +illustration of the meritorious character of these handmaids to luxury, +I send you the following extract from Sir Richard Phillips's _Walk from +London to Kew_. + +PHILO. + +In the strawberry season, hundreds of women are employed to carry that +delicate fruit to market on their heads; and their industry in +performing this task is as wonderful, as their remuneration is unworthy +of the opulent classes who derive enjoyment from their labour. They +consist, for the most part, of Shropshire and Welsh girls, who walk to +London at this season in droves, to perform this drudgery, just as the +Irish peasantry come to assist in the hay and corn harvests. I learnt +that these women carry upon their heads baskets of strawberries or +raspberries, weighing from forty to fifty pounds, and make two turns in +the day, from Isleworth to market, a distance of thirteen miles each +way; three turns from Brentford, a distance of nine miles; and four +turns from Hammersmith, a distance of six miles. For the most part, they +find some conveyance back; but even then these industrious creatures +carry loads from twenty-four to thirty miles a-day, besides walking back +unladen some part of each turn! Their remuneration for this unparalleled +slavery is from 8_s_. to 9_s_. per day; each turn from the distance of +Isleworth being 4_s_. or 4_s_. 6_d_.; and from that of Hammersmith 2_s_. +or 2_s_. 3_d_. Their diet is coarse and simple, their drink, tea and +small-beer; costing not above 1_s_. or 1_s_. 6_d_. and their back +conveyance about 2_s_. or 2_s_. 6_d_.; so that their net gains are about +5_s_. per day, which, in the strawberry season, of forty days, amounts +to 10_l_. After this period the same women find employment in gathering +and marketing vegetables, at lower wages, for other sixty days, netting +about 5_l_. more. With this poor pittance they return to their native +county, and it adds either to their humble comforts, or creates a small +dowry towards a rustic establishment for life. Can a more interesting +picture be drawn of virtuous exertion? Why have our poets failed to +colour and finish it? More virtue never existed in their favourite +shepherdesses than in these Welsh and Shropshire girls! For beauty, +symmetry, and complexion, they are not inferior to the nymphs of +Arcadia, and they far outvie the pallid specimens of Circassia! Their +morals too are exemplary; and they often perform this labour to support +aged parents, or to keep their own children from the workhouse! In keen +suffering, they endure all that the imagination of a poet could desire; +they live hard, they sleep on straw in hovels and barns, and they often +burst an artery, or drop down dead from the effect of heat and +over-exertion! Yet, such is the state of one portion of our female +population, at a time when we are calling ourselves the most polished +nation on earth. + + * * * * * + + +COLEBROOK-DALE IRON-WORKS--THE REYNOLDS'. + +(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.) + +In the interesting extract you have given in your excellent Miscellany +(No. 321) from Bakewell's Introduction to Geology, when speaking of the +exhausted or impoverished state of the iron-ore and coals in Shropshire, +&c., an allusion is made in a note to that truly excellent man, the late +Mr. Richard Reynolds, and to the final extinction of the furnaces at +Colebrook-Dale, which is not altogether correct. + +I beg leave, therefore, to point out the errors to you, and to add a +fact or two more relating to that distinguished philanthropist and his +family, which, perhaps, will not be unacceptable to many of your +readers. + +Mr. Reynolds was by no means the _original_, nor, I believe, ever the +_sole_ proprietor, of the iron-works in Colebrook-Dale, as stated by Mr. +Bakewell; he derived his right in them from his wife's family the +Darbies; and the firm of "Darby and Company" was the well known mark on +the iron from these works for a very long period; more recently, that of +"Colebrook-Dale Company" was adopted. + +The Darbies were an old and respectable family of the Society of +Friends, and a pair of the elder branches of it were the original "Darby +and Joan," whose names are so well known throughout the whole kingdom. I +had this anecdote from one of the sons of Mr. Reynolds,[7] and have no +doubt of its authenticity. + +It may not be generally known to your readers, perhaps, that the first +iron bridge in England was projected at, and cast from, the furnaces of +Colebrook-Dale, and erected over the Severn, near that place, about the +year 1779; and, considering it to be the _first_ bridge of the kind, I +feel little hesitation in stating it to be, even now, the most beautiful +one. This structure, at that time thought to be a wonderful attempt, was +the entire offspring of Mr. Reynolds' genius; it was planned, cast, and +erected, under his immediate care and superintendance. + +I cannot suppose the reason given by your author for the discontinuance +of the works at Colebrook-Dale to be correct, as there is another large +furnace in the immediate neighbourhood, called "Madeley Wood Furnace" +(also belonging to Mr. Reynolds's family), which was allowed to make, +and, I believe, still makes, the best iron and steel in the United +Kingdom. Mr. Reynolds had also other great iron-works at Ketley, since +carried on by his two sons, William and Joseph, and still in high +reputation, as to the quality of the iron made there; these are not more +distant from Colebrook-Dale than six or seven miles, and between the two +there are the extensive and highly valuable works of "Old Park," &c., +belonging to Mr. Botfield (so that the whole district abounds in the +materials), which not having the advantage of the immediate vicinity of +the Severn for conveyance, would have been more likely to have stopped +from the circumstances stated in your extract; _viz._ the failure in +quality or quantity of iron-stone, coals, or other necessary matter. The +Colebrook-Dale fires must, therefore, I conceive, have ceased to blaze, +and the blast of her furnaces to roar, from some other cause, and from +some private reason of her late proprietors. + +Your constant reader, + +_Shrewsbury._ SALOPIENSIS. + + * * * * * + + +NOTES OF A READER. + +TRAGEDY. + +We do not see any necessary and natural connexion between death and the +end of the third volume of a novel, or the conclusion of the fifth act +of a play,--though that connexion in some modern novels, and in most +English tragedies, seems to be assumed. Nor does it seem to follow, +that, because death is the object of universal dread and aversion, and +because terror is one of the objects of tragedy, death must, therefore, +necessarily be represented; and not only so, but the more deaths the +better. If it be true that familiarity has a tendency to create +indifference, if not contempt, it must be considered prudent to have +recourse to this strong exhibition as to drastic remedies in medicine, +with caution and discrimination, and with a view to the continuance of +its effect. We cannot help wishing that our own Shakspeare, who lays +down such excellent rules for the guidance of actors, and cautions them +so earnestly against "overstepping the modesty of nature," and the +danger of "tearing passion to rags," had remembered, that the poet +himself has certain limits imposed upon him, which he cannot transgress +with impunity. We should not then have observed, in the perusal of some +of his plays, the marginal notice of ["_dies_"] with about as much +emotion as a note of exclamation; nor, when at the actual +representation, we behold the few remaining persons of the drama +scarcely able to cross the stage without stumbling over the bodies of +their fallen companions, should we have felt our thoughts unavoidably +wandering from the higher business and moral effect of the scene, to the +mere physical and repelling images of fleshly mortality.--_Edinburgh +Rev._ + + * * * * * + +The inquiries of the committee appointed to devise means for the +suppression of mendicity, leave us no reason to doubt that in an average +of cases a London beggar made by "his trade" eighteen-pence per day, or +twenty-seven pounds per annum! + + * * * * * + +_One-ninth_ of the whole population of Paris are wholly maintained by +funds which the different bureaux of charity distribute for their +relief; and still a countless horde of mendicants infest her streets, +her quays, and all her public places. + + * * * * * + +Science and literature are "the nourishment of youth, the delight of +age, the ornaments of prosperous life, the refuge and consolation of +adversity, the companions of our weary travels, of our rural solitudes, +of our sleepless nights." + + * * * * * + +The following quotation from _Jamieson's Scottish Dictionary_ points out +the frugal and temperate Scot; and, in illustration, may be contrasted +with the proverbial invitation of the better feeding English, "Will you +come and take your mutton with me?" + +"KAIL, used metonimically for the whole dinner; as constituting among +our temperate ancestors the principal part, _s_. + +"Hence, in giving a friendly invitation to dinner, it is common to say, +'Will you come and tak your _kail_ wi' me?' This, as a learned friend +observes, resembles the French invitation, _Voulez vous venir manger la +soupe chez moi!_" + + * * * * * + +THE RIVER NILE. + +Ledyard, in his _Travels_, speaks thus contemptuously of this celebrated +wonder:--"This is the mighty, the sovereign of rivers--the vast Nile +that has been metamorphosed into one of the wonders of the world! Let me +be careful how I read, and, above all, how I read ancient history. You +have heard, and read too, much of its inundations. If the thousands of +large and small canals from it, and the thousands of men and machines +employed to transfer, by artificial means, the water of the Nile to the +meadows on its banks--if this be the inundation that is meant, it is +true; any other is false; it is not an inundating river." + + * * * * * + +The Jewish children to this day celebrate the fall and death of Haman, +and on that anniversary represent the blows which they would fain deal +on his scull, by striking with envenomed fury on the floor with wooden +hammers. This observance was but very lately forbidden in the Grand +Duchy of Baden. + + * * * * * + +TRAVELLING FOLLIES. + +"Many gentlemen," says an old English author, "coming to their lands +sooner than to their wits, adventure themselves to see the fashion of +other countries; whence they see the world, as Adam had knowledge of +good and evil, with the loss or lessening of their estate in this +English Paradise; and bring home a few smattering terms, flattering +garbs, apish carriages, foppish fancies, foolish guises and disguises, +the vanities of neighbour nations." + + * * * * * + +The Spaniards are infinitely more careful than the French, and other +nations, in planting trees, and in taking care of them; for it rarely +happens, when a Spaniard eats fruit in a wood or in the open country, +that he does not set the stones or the pips; and thus in the whole of +their country an infinite number of fruit-trees of all kinds are found; +whereas, in the French quarters you meet with none--_Labat._ + + * * * * * + +PAINTING. + +It is painful to think how soon the paintings of Raphael, and Titian, +and Correggio, and other illustrious men will perish and pass away. "How +long," said Napoleon to David, "will a picture last?" "About four or +five hundred years!--a fine immortality!" The poet multiplies his works +by means of a cheap material--and Homer, and Virgil, and Dante, and +Tasso, and Moliere, and Milton, and Shakspeare, may bid oblivion +defiance; the sculptor impresses his conceptions on metal or on marble, +and expects to survive the wreck of nations and the wrongs of time; but +the painter commits to perishable cloth or wood the visions of his +fancy, and dies in the certain assurance that the life of his works will +be but short in the land they adorn.--_For. Rev._ + + * * * * * + +A Chinese novelist, in describing his hero, says, "the air of the +mountains and rivers had formed his body; his mind, like a rich piece of +embroidery, was worthy of his handsome face!" Pity he has not been +introduced among our "fashionable novels." + + * * * * * + +PHRENOLOGY. + +In 1805, Dr. Gall, the celebrated phrenologist, visited the prison of +Berlin in the course of his experimental travels to establish his +theories. On April 17, in the presence of many witnesses, he was shown +upwards of two hundred culprits, of whom he had never heard till that +moment, and to whose crimes and dispositions he was a total stranger. +Dr. Gall immediately pointed out, as a general feature in one of the +wards, an extraordinary development in the region of the head where the +organ of theft is situated, and in fact every prisoner there was a +thief. Some children, also detained for theft, were then shown to him; +and in them, too, the same organ was very prominent. In two of them +particularly it was excessively large; and the prison-registers +confirmed his opinion that these two were most incorrigible. In another +room, where the women were kept apart, he distinguished one drest +exactly like the others, occupied like them, and differing in no one +thing but in the form of her head. "For what reason is this woman here," +asked Gall, "for her head announces no propensity to theft?" The answer +was, "She is the inspectress of this room." One prisoner had the organs +of benevolence and of religion as strongly developed as those of theft +and cunning; and his boast was, that he never had committed an act of +violence, and that it was repugnant to his feelings to rob a church. In +a man named Fritze, detained for the murder of his wife, though his +crime was not proved, the organs of cunning and firmness were fully +developed; and it was by these that he had eluded conviction. In +Maschke, he found the organ of the mechanical arts, together with a head +very well organized in many respects; and his crime was coining. In +Troppe he saw the same organ. This man was a shoemaker, who, without +instruction, made clocks and watches, to gain a livelihood in his +confinement. On a nearer inspection, the organ of imitation was found to +be large. "If this man had ever been near a theatre," said Gall, "he +would in all probability have turned actor." Troppe, astonished at the +accuracy of this sentence, confessed that he had joined a company of +strolling players for six months. His crime, too, was having personated +a police-officer, to extort money. The organs of circumspection, +prurience, foresight, were sadly deficient in Heisig, who, in a drunken +fit, had stabbed his best friend. In some prisoners he found the organ +of language, in others of colour, in others of mathematics; and his +opinion in no single instance failed to be confirmed by the known +talents and dispositions of the individual.--_For. Q. Rev._ + + * * * * * + +SAVING HABITS OF THE ENGLISH. + +According to the House of Commons' returns in 1815, there were no fewer +than 925,439 individuals in England and Wales, being about +_one-eleventh_ of the then existing population, members of _Friendly +Societies_, formed for the express purpose of affording protection to +the members during sickness and old age, and enabling them to subsist +without resorting to the parish funds. "No such unquestionable proof of +the prevalence of a spirit of providence and independence can be +exhibited in any other European country." We have to add, that these +must be the happiest people in the social scale. + + * * * * * + +In the year 1300, Giovanni Cimabue +and Giotto, both of Florence, were the +first to assert the natural dignity and originality +of art, and the story of those +illustrious friends is instructive and romantic. +The former was a gentleman +by birth and scholarship, and brought to +his art a knowledge of the poetry and +sculpture of Greece and Rome. The latter +was _a shepherd_; when the inspiration +of art fell upon him, he was watching his +flocks among the hills, and his first attempts +in art were to draw his sheep and +goats upon rocks and stones. It happened +that Cimabue, who was then high +in fame, observed the sketches of the +gifted shepherd; entered into conversation +with him; heard from his own lips his +natural notions of the dignity of art; and +was so much charmed by his compositions +and conversation, that he carried +him to Florence, and became his close +and intimate friend and associate. They +found Italian painting rude in form, and +without spirit and without sentiment; +they let out their own hearts fully in their +compositions, and to this day their works +are highly esteemed for grave dignity of +character, and for originality of conception. +Of these great Florentines, Giotto, the +shepherd, is confessedly the more eminent; +in him we see the dawn, or rather +the sunrise, of the fuller light of Raphael. +--_For. Rev._ + * * * * * + +A REAL HERO. + +In a _recherché_ article in the _Foreign Quarterly Review_ we meet with +the following marvellous story of Sterkodder, a sort of giant-killing +hero of the North, who, having reached his 90th year, became infirm, +blind, and eager to die. To leave the world in a natural way was out of +the question; and to be dispatched to the Hall of Odin by an ignoble +hand was scarcely less to be dreaded. Leaning on two crutches, with a +sword at each side, he waited for some one to give him the mortal +stroke. To tempt the avarice of such a one, he suspended from his neck a +valuable gold chain. He slew a peasant passing, who, rallying him on his +infirm state, had ventured to beg one of his swords, as neither could +any longer be of service to him. At last his good fortune brought him a +worthy executioner in Hather, the son of a prince whom he had slain. The +young hero was hunting, and seeing the old man, he ordered two of his +attendants to tease him. Both lost their lives for their temerity. The +prince then advanced; and the old man, after relating his great actions, +desired the former to kill him. To make the inducement stronger, he +displayed the golden chain, which would be the reward of the deed; and +to excite his rage, as well as avarice, he avowed that it was he who had +slain the late prince, and that revenge was the sacred duty of the son. +Influenced by both considerations, the latter consented to behead him. +Sterkodder exhorted him to strike manfully. The head was accordingly +severed from the body at a single blow; and as it touched the earth, the +teeth fastened themselves furiously in the ground. + + * * * * * + +WORKHOUSES + +Were first erected in England in the year 1723, when they had an instant +and striking effect in reducing the number of poor. Indeed the aversion +of the poor to workhouses was so great, that Sir F.M. Eden mentions that +some proposed, by way of weakening this aversion, "to call workhouses by +some softer and more inoffensive name." Previously to this date, it had +been customary to relieve the able-bodied poor at their own houses. + + * * * * * + +MARRIAGES IN CHINA + +Are effected through the assistance of go-betweens, who enjoy, however, +a very different repute from those of Europe, inasmuch as, among the +former, the employ is of the most honourable character. + + * * * * * + +There are 300 palaces at Rome, of which 65 only are worth seeing, and +these are defined to be houses which have arched gateways into which +carriages can drive. Some of these palaces contain pictures and statues +worth 130 or 160,000_l_., but with scarce a window whose panes are all +whole, or a clean staircase. + + * * * * * + +HORRORS OF THE INQUISITION IN SPAIN. + +Endless was the catalogue of most pious men and eminent scholars who +underwent purification, as it is termed, in this den of superstition and +tyranny. The culprit was not permitted to speak with his attorney, +except in the presence of the inquisitor and a notary, who took notes, +and certified what passed; and so far from the names of the informer or +of the witnesses being supplied, every thing that could facilitate the +explanation of them was expunged from the declarations; and the +prisoners, one and all, in these dungeons might truly exclaim, with Fray +Luis de Leon, "I feel the pain, but see not the hand which inflicts +it." Even in the early days of the inquisition, torture was carried to +such an extent, that Sextus IV., in a brief published Jan. 29, 1482, +could not refrain from deploring the wellknown truth, in lamentations +which were re-echoed from all parts of Christendom. The formula of the +sentence of torture began thus, _Christo nomine invocato_; and it was +therein expressed, that the torture should endure as long as it pleased +the inquisitors; and a protest was added, that, if during the torture +the culprit should die, or be maimed, or if effusion of blood or +mutilation of limb should ensue, the fault should be chargeable to the +culprit, and not to the inquisitors. The culprit was bound by an oath of +secresy, strengthened by fearful penalties, not to divulge any thing +that he had seen, known, or heard, in the dismal precincts of that +unholy tribunal--a secresy illegal and tyrannical, but which constituted +the soul of that monstrous association, and by which its judges were +sheltered against all responsibility.--_For. Rev._ + + * * * * * + +COLONIZATION. + +In the colonization of the West Indies, "when a city was to be founded, +the first form prescribed was, with all solemnity, to erect a gallows, +as the first thing needful; and in laying out the ground, a site was +marked for the prison as well as for the church." + + * * * * * + +"An attempt to handle the English law of evidence, in its former state," +says the _Edinburgh Review_, "was like taking up a hedgehog--all +points!" + + * * * * * + +Man is not quite so manageable in the hands of science as boiling water +or a fixed star. + + * * * * * + +PICTURE OF CONSTANTINOPLE. + +_(From the French of Lebrun.)_ + +Queen of the Morn! Sultana of the East! +City of wonders, on whose sparkling breast, +Fair, slight, and tall, a thousand palaces +Fling their gay shadows over golden seas! +Where towers and domes bestud the gorgeous land, +And countless masts, a mimic forest stand; +Where cypress shades the minaret's snowy hue, +And gleams of gold dissolve in skies of blue, +Daughter of Eastern art, the most divine-- +Lovely, yet faithless bride of Constantine-- +Fair Istamboul, whose tranquil mirror flings +Back with delight thy thousand colourings, +And who no equal in the world dost know, +Save thy own image pictured thus below! + +Dazzled, amazed, our eyes half-blinded, fail, +While sweeps the phantasm past our gliding sail-- +Like as in festive scene, some sudden light +Rises in clouds of stars upon the night. +Struck by a splendour never seen before, +Drunk with the perfumes wafted from the shore, +Approaching near these peopled groves, we deem +That from enchantment rose the gorgeous dream, +Day without voice, and motion without sound, +Silently beautiful! The haunted ground +Is paved with roofs beyond the bounds of sight, +Countless, and coloured, wrapped in golden light. +'Mid groves of cypress, measureless and vast, +In thousand forms of circles--crescents--cast, +Gold glitters, spangling all the wide extent, +And flashes back to heaven the rays it sent. +Gardens and domes, bazaars begem the woods; +Seraglios, harems--peopled solitudes, +Where the veil'd idol kneels; and vistas, through +Barr'd lattices, that give the enamoured view, +Flowers, orange-trees, and waters sparkling near, +And black and lovely eyes,--Alas, that Fear, +At those heaven-gates, dark sentinel should stand, +To scare even Fancy from her promised land! + +_Foreign Quar. Rev._ + + * * * * * + + +THE SKETCH BOOK. + +THE MYSTERIOUS TAILOR. + +_A Romance of High Holborn._ + +_(Concluded from page 46.)_ + + +On recovering from my stupor, I found myself with a physician and two +apothecaries beside me, in bed at the George Inn, Ramsgate. I had been, +it seems, for two whole days delirious, during which pregnant interval I +had lived over again all the horrors of the preceding hours. The wind +sang in my ears, the phantom forms of the unburied flitted pale and +ghastly before my eyes. I fancied that I was still on the sea; that the +massive copper-coloured clouds which hovered scarcely a yard overhead, +were suddenly transformed into uncouth shapes, who glared at me from +between saffron chinks, made by the scudding wrack; that the waters +teemed with life, cold, slimy, preternatural things of life; that their +eyes after assuming a variety of awful expressions, settled down into +that dull frozen character, and their voices into that low, sepulchral, +indefinable tone, which marked the Mysterious Tailor. This wretch was +the Abaddon of my dreamy Pandaemonium. He was ever before me; he lent an +added splendour to the day, and deepened the midnight gloom. On the +heights of Bologne I saw him; far away over the foaming waters he +floated still and lifeless beside me, his eye never once off my face, +his voice never silent in my ear. + +My tale would scarcely have an end, were I to repeat but the one half of +what during two brief days (two centuries in suffering) I experienced +from this derangement of the nervous system. My readers may fancy that I +have exaggerated my state of mind: far from it, I have purposely +softened down the more distressing particulars, apprehensive, if not of +being discredited, at least of incurring ridicule. Towards the close of +the third day my fever began to abate, I became more sobered in my turn +of thought, could contrive to answer questions, and listen with +tolerable composure to my landlord's details of my miraculous +preservation. The storm was slowly rolling off my mind, but the swell +was still left behind it. The fourth day found me so far recovered, that +I was enabled to quit my chamber, sit beside an open window, and derive +amusement from the uncouth appearance of a Dutch crew, whose brig was +lying at anchor in the harbour. From this time forward, every hour +brought fresh accession to my strength, until at the expiration of the +tenth day--so sudden is recovery in cases of violent fever when once the +crisis is passed--I was sufficiently restored to take my place by a +night-coach for London. The first few stages I endured tolerably well, +notwithstanding that I had somewhat rashly ventured upon an outside +place; but as midnight drew on, the wind became so piercingly keen, +accompanied every now and then by a squally shower of sleet, that I was +glad to bargain for an inside berth. By good luck, there was just room +enough left for one, which I instantly appropriated, in spite of sundry +hints _hemmed_ forth by a crusty old gentleman, that the coach was full +already. I took my place in the coach, to the dissatisfaction of those +already seated there. Not a word was spoken for miles: for the +circumstance of its being dark increased the distrust of all, and, in +the firm conviction that I was an adventurer, they had already, I make +no doubt, buttoned up their pockets, and diligently adjusted their +watch-chains. In a short time, this reserve wore away. From this moment +the conversation became general. Each individual had some invalid story +to relate, and I too, so far forgot my usual taciturnity as to indulge +my hearers with a detail of my late indisposition--of its origin in the +Mysterious Tailor--of the wretch's inconceivable persecution--of the +fiendish peculiarities of his appearance--of his astonishing ubiquity, +and lastly, of my conviction that he was either more or less than man. +Scarcely had the very uncourteous laughter that accompanied this +narrative concluded, when a low, intermittent snore, proceeding from a +person close at my elbow, challenged my most serious notice. The sound +was peculiar--original--unearthly--and reminded me of the same music +which had so harrowed my nerves at Bologne. Yet it could not surely be +he--he, the very thoughts of whom now sent a thrill through every vein. +Oh, no! it must be some one else--there were other harmonious +sternutators beside him, he could not be the only nasal nightingale in +the three kingdoms. While I thus argued the matter, silently, yet +suspiciously, a wandering gleam of day, streaming in at the coach +windows, faintly lit up a nose the penultimate peculiarities of which +gave a very ominous turn to my reflections. In due time this light +became more vivid; and beneath its encouraging influence, first, a pair +of eyes--then two sallow, juiceless cheeks, then an upper lip, then a +projecting chin; and lastly, the entire figure of the Mysterious Tailor +himself, whose head, it seems, had hitherto been folded, bird-like, upon +his breast, grew into atrocious distinctness, while from the depths of +the creature's throat came forth the strangely-solemn whisper, "touching +that little account." For this once, indignation got the better of +affright. "Go where I will," I exclaimed, passionately interrupting him, +"I find I cannot avoid you, you have a supernatural gift of +omnipresence, but be you fiend or mortal I will now grapple with you;" +and accordingly snatching at that obnoxious feature which, like the tail +of the rattle-snake, had twice warned me of its master's fatal presence, +I grasped it with such zealous good will, that had it been of mortal +manufacture it must assuredly have come off in my hands. Aroused by the +laughter of my fellow passengers, the coachman--who was just preparing +to mount, after having changed horses at Dartford--abruptly opened the +door, on which I as abruptly jumped out; and after paying my fare the +whole way to town, and casting on the fiend a look of "inextinguishable +hatred," made an instant retreat into the inn. About the middle of the +next day I reached London, and without a moment's pause hurried to the +lodgings of my beforementioned friend C----. Luckily he was at home, but +started at the strange forlorn figure that presented itself. And well +indeed he might. My eye-balls were glazed and bloody, my cheeks white as +a shroud, my mouth a-jar, my lips blue and quivering. "For God's sake, +C----," I began, vouchsafing no further explanation, "lend me--(I +specified the sum)--or I am ruined; that infernal, inconceivable Tailor +has--." C----smilingly interrupted me by an instant compliance with my +demand; on which, without a moment's delay, I bounded off, breathless +and semi-frantic, towards my arch fiend's Pandaemonium at High Holborn. +I cannot--cannot say what I felt as I crossed over from Drury-lane +towards his den, more particularly when, on entering, I beheld the demon +himself behind his counter--calm, moveless, and sepulchral, as if +nothing of moment had occurred; as if he were an every-day dun, or I an +every-day debtor. The instant he espied me, a sardonic smile, together +with that appalling dissyllable, "touching" (which I never to this day +hear, see, or write without a shudder) escaped him; but before he could +close his oration, I had approached, trembling with rage and reverence, +towards him, and, thrusting forth the exact sum, was rushing from his +presence, when he beckoned me back for a receipt. A receipt, and from +him too! It was like taking a receipt for one's soul from Satan!! + +The reader will doubtless conclude that, now at least, having +satisfactorily settled his demands, I had done with my Tormentor for +ever. This inference is in part correct. I followed up my vocation with +an energy strangely contrasted with my recent indifference, was early +and late in the schools, and for three months pursued this course with +such ardour, that my adventures with the Mysterious Tailor, though not +forgotten, were yet gradually losing their once powerful hold on my +imagination. This was precisely the state of my feelings, when early one +autumnal morning, just seven months from the date of my last visit to +High Holborn, I chanced to be turning down Saint Giles's Church, on my +way to--Hospital. I had nothing to render me more than usually pensive; +no new vexations, no sudden pecuniary embarrassment; yet it so happened, +that on this particular morning I felt a weight at my heart, and a cloud +on my brain, for which I could in no way account. As I passed along +Broad Street, I made one or two bold attempts to rally. I stared +inquisitively at the different passers by, endeavouring, by a snatch at +the expression of their faces, to speculate on the turn of their minds, +and the nature of their occupations; I then began to whistle and hum +some lively air, at the same time twirling my glove with affected +unconcern; but nothing would do; every exertion I made to appear +cheerful, not only found no answering sympathy from within, but even +exaggerated by constrast my despondency. In this condition I reached +Saint Giles's Church. A crowd was assembled at the gate opposite its +entrance, and presently the long surly toll of the death-bell--that +solemn and oracular memento--announced that a funeral was on the eve of +taking place. The funeral halted at the entrance gate, where the coffin +was taken from the hearse, and and thence borne into the chancel. This +ceremony concluded, the procession again set forth towards the home +appointed for the departed in a remote quarter of the church-yard. And +now the interest began in reality to deepen. As the necessary +preparations were making for lowering the coffin into earth, the +mourners--even those who had hitherto looked unmoved--pressed gradually +nearer, and with a momentary show of interest, to the grave. Such is the +ennobling character of death. + +The preparations were by this time concluded, and nothing now remained +but the last summons of the sexton. At this juncture, while the coffin +was being lowered into its resting place, my eyes, accidentally, it may +be said, but in reality by some fatal instinct, fell full upon the lid, +on which I instantly recognised a name, long and fearfully known to +me--the name of the Mysterious Tailor of High Holborn. Oh, how many +thrilling recollections did this one name recal? The rencontre in the +streets of London--the scene at the masquerade--the meeting at +Bologne--the storm--the shipwreck--the sinking vessel--the appearance at +that moment of _the man_ himself--the subsequent visions of mingled +fever and insanity: all, all now swept across my mind, as for the last +time I gazed on the remains of him who was powerless henceforth for +ever. In a few minutes one little span of earth would keep down that +strange form which seemed once endowed with ubiquity. That wild +unearthly voice was mute; that wandering glance was fixed; a seal was +set upon those lips which eternity itself could not remove. Yes, my +Tormentor--my mysterious--omnipresent Tormentor was indeed gone; and in +that one word, how much of vengeance was forgotten! I was roused from +this reverie by the hollow sound of the clay as it fell dull and heavy +on the coffin-lid. The poor sleeper beneath could not hear it, it is +true; his slumber, henceforth, was sound; the full tide of human +population pressing fast beside the spot where he lay buried, should +never wake him more: no human sorrow should rack his breast, no dream +disturb his repose; yet cold, changed, and senseless as he was, the +first sound of the falling clods jarred strange and harsh upon my ear, +as if it must perforce awake him. In this feverish state of mind I +quitted the church-yard, and, on my road home, passed by the shop where +I had first met with the deceased. It was altered--strangely altered--to +my mind, revoltingly so. Its quaint antique character, its dingy +spectral look were gone, and there was even a studied air of +cheerfulness about it, as if the present proprietor were anxious to +obliterate every association, however slight, that might possibly remind +him of the past. The former owner had but just passed out, his ashes +were scarcely cold, and already his name was on the wane. Yet this is +human nature. So trifling, in fact, is the gap caused by our absence in +society, that there needs no patriotic Curtius to leap into it; it +closes without a miracle the instant it is made, and none but a +disinterested Undertaker knows or cares for whom tolls our passing bell. + +_Monthly Magazine._ + + * * * * * + +SPIRIT OF THE + ++PUBLIC JOURNALS.+ + + +THE TOUR OF DULNESS. + +From her throne of clouds, as Dulness look'd + On her foggy and favour'd nation, +She sleepily nodded her poppy-crown'd head, +And gently waved her sceptre of lead, + In token of approbation. + +For the north-west wind brought clouds and gloom, + Blue devils on earth, and mists in the air; +Of parliamentary prose some died, +Some perpetrated suicide, + And her empire flourish'd there. + +The Goddess look'd with a gracious eye + On her ministers great and small; +But most she regarded with tenderness +Her darling shrine, the Minerva Press, + In the street of Leadenhall. + +This was her sacred haunt, and here + Her name was most adored, +Her chosen here officiated. +And hence her oracles emanated, + And breathed the Goddess in every word. + +She pass'd from the east to the west, and paused + In New Burlington-street awhile, +To inspire a few puffs for Colburn and Co. +And indite some dozen novels or so + In the fashionable style. + + * * * * * + +Then turning her own Magazine to inspect, + She was rather at fault, as of late +The colour and series both were new; +But the Goddess, with discernment true, + Detected it by the weight. + +She cross'd the Channel next, and peep'd + At Dublin; but the zeal +Of the liberty boys soon put her to flight. +And she dropp'd her mantle in her fright, + Which fell on Orator Shiel. + +Thence sped she to the Land of Cakes, + The land she loves and its possessors; +She loves its Craniologists, +Political Economists, + And all Scotch _mists_ and Scotch Professors. + +And chiefly she on McCulloch smiled, +As a mother smiles on her darling child, + Or a lady on her lover; +Then, bethinking her of Parliament, +She hasten'd South, but ere she went, +She promised if nothing occurr'd to prevent, + To return when the Session was over. + +_Blackwood's Magazine._ + + * * * * * + +CANNIBALISM. + +In great cities, cannibalism takes an infinite variety of shapes. In the +neighbourhood of St. James's-street there are numerous slaughter-houses, +where men are daily consumed by the operation of cards and dice; and +where they are caught by the same bait, at which Quin said he should +have infallibly bitten. A similar process is likewise carried on in +'Change Alley, on a great scale; not to speak of that snare especially +set for widows and children, called a "joint stock speculation." But +your cannibal of cannibals is a parliament patron. Here, a great borough +proprietor swallows a regiment at a single gulp; and there, the younger +son of a lord ruminates over a colony till the very crows cannot find a +dinner in it; and there again, a duke or a minister, himself and his +family, having first "supped full of horrors," casts a diocese to the +side-table, to be mumbled at leisure by his son's tutor. The town is +occasionally very indignant and very noisy against the gouls of +Surgeons' Hall, because they live upon the dead carcasses of their +fellow-creatures; while, strange to say, it takes but little account of +the hordes of wretches who openly, and in the face of day, hunt down +living men in their nefarious dealings as porter brewers, quack doctors, +informers, attorneys, manufacturers of bean flour, alum, and Portland +stone; and torture their subjects like so many barbacued pigs, in the +complicated processes of their cookery.--_New Month. Mag._ + + * * * * * + +SIGNS OF THE TIMES. + +"They say this town is full of cozenage, +As nimble jugglers that deceive the eye, +Disguised cheaters, prating mountebanks, +And many such like libertines of sin." +SHAKSPEARE. + ++Caveat emptor+! This is the age of fraud, imposture, substitution, +transmutation, adulteration, abomination, contamination, and many others +of the same sinister ending, always excepting purification. Every thing +is debased and sophisticated, and "nothing is but what is not." All +things are mixed, lowered, debased, deteriorated, by our cozening +dealers and shopkeepers; and, bad as they are, there is every reason to +fear that they are "mox daturos progeniem vitiosiorem." We wonder at the +increase of bilious and dyspeptic patients, at the number of new books +upon stomach complaints, at the rapid fortunes made by practitioners who +undertake (the very word is ominous) to cure indigestion; but how can it +be otherwise, when Accum, before he took to quoting with his scissors, +assured us there was "poison in the pot;" when a recent writer has +shown that there are still more deleterious ingredients in the +wine-bottle; and when we ourselves have all had dismal intestine +evidence that our bread is partly made of ground bones, alum, plaster of +Paris; our tea, of aloe-leaves; our beer, of injurious drugs; our milk, +of snails and chalk; and that even the water supplied to us by our +companies is any thing rather than the real Simon Pure it professes to +be. Not less earnestly than benevolently do our quack doctors implore us +to beware of spurious articles; Day and Martin exhort us not to take our +polish from counterfeit blacking: every advertiser beseeches the +"pensive public" to be upon its guard against supposititious +articles--all, in short, is knavery, juggling, cheating, and +deception.--_Ibid._ + + * * * * * + +Retrospective Gleanings + +SONNET + +BY HENRY TEONOE, A SEA CHAPLAIN IN THE REIGN OF CHARLES II. + +_Composed October the First, over against the East part of Candia._ + +O! Ginnee was a bony lasse, + Which maks the world to woonder +How ever it should com to passe + That wee did part a sunder. + +The driven snow, the rose so rare, + The glorious sunne above thee, +Can not with my Ginnee compare, + She was so wonderous lovely. + +Her merry lookes, her forhead high, + Her hayre like golden-wyer, +Her hand and foote, her lipe or eye, + Would set a saint on fyre. + +And for to give Giunee her due, + Thers no ill part about her; +The turtle-dove's not half so true; + Then whoe can live without her? + +King Solomon, where ere he lay, + Did nere unbrace a kinder; +O! why should Ginnee gang away, + And I be left behind her? + +Then will I search each place and roome + From London to Virginny, +From Dover-peere to Scanderoone, + But I will finde my Ginny. + +But Ginny's turned back I feare, + When that I did not mind her; +Then back to England will I steare, + To see where I can find her. + +And haveing Ginnee once againe, + If sheed doe her indeavour, +The world shall never make us twaine-- + Weel live and dye together. + + * * * * * + +SONG BY KING CHARLES II. + +_On the Duchess of Portsmouth leaving England._ + +_(For the Mirror.)_ + +Bright was the morning, cool the air, +Serene was all the skies; +When on the waves I left my dear, +The center of my joys; +Heav'n and nature smiling were. +And nothing sad but I. + +Each rosy field their odours spread, +All fragrant was the shore; +Each river God rose from his bed, +And sighing own'd her pow'r; +Curling the waves they deck'd their heads, +As proud of what they bore. + +Glide on ye waves, bear these lines, +And tell her my distress; +Bear all these sighs, ye gentle winds, +And waft them to her breast; +Tell her if e'er she prove unkind, +I never shall have rest. + + * * * * * + +The Anecdote Gallery + +VOLTAIRE. + +_(From various Authorities.)_ + +The Chateau of Ferney, the celebrated residence of Voltaire, six miles +from Geneva, is a place of very little picturesque beauty: its broad +front is turned to the high road, without any regard to the prospect, +and the garden is adorned with cut trees, parapet walls with +flower-pots, jets d'eaux, &c. Voltaire's bed-room is shown in its +pristine state, just as he left it in 1777, when, after a residence of +twenty years, he went to Paris to enjoy a short triumph and die. Time +and travellers have much impaired the furniture of light-blue silk, and +the Austrians, quartered in the house during the late war, have not +improved it; the bed-curtains especially, which for the last forty years +have supplied each traveller with a precious little bit, hastily torn +off, are of course in tatters. The bedstead is of common deal, coarsely +put together; a miserable portrait of Le Kain, in crayons, hangs inside +of the bed, and two others, equally bad, on each side, Frederic and +Voltaire himself. Round the room are bad prints of Washington, Franklin, +Sir Isaac Newton, and several other celebrated personages; the +ante-chamber is decorated with naked figures, in bad taste; each of +these rooms may be 12 feet by 15. + +Such is the narrative of an intelligent traveller, who recently visited +Ferney. "Very few," says he, "remain alive, of those who saw the poet: a +gardener who conducted us about the grounds had that advantage; he +showed us the place where the theatre stood, filling the space on the +left-hand side in entering, between the chateau and the chapel, but the +inscription on the last, _Voltaire à Dieu_, was removed during the reign +of terror. The _old_ gardener spoke favourably of his _old_ master, who +was, he said, _bon homme tout-a-fait, bien charitable,_ and took an +airing every morning in his coach and four." + +In the sitting-room, adjoining the bedroom, which he was accustomed to +occupy, besides some good ancient paintings, is a very singular picture, +which was painted according to Voltaire's direction. The principal +personages are Voltaire, holding in his hand a roll of paper inscribed +La Henriade; next him is a female personification of this favourite +poem, whom he is presenting to Apollo crowned with rays of glory; Louis +XIV. with his queen and court, are observing these chief figures. In +another part, the Muses are crowning the burst of Voltaire with wreaths +of flowers, and proposing to place it with those of other immortal +authors in the Temple of Fame. The bottom of the picture is occupied by +his enemies, who are being torn to pieces by wild beasts, or burning in +flames of fire. + +In the bed-room is a marble cenotaph, on which is an urn that formerly +contained the heart of Voltaire, which was removed several years ago, +and placed in the church of Les Invalides at Paris. In this room also is +an engraving of Voltaire's monument in the church-yard of Ferney. In +this, four figures, representing the four quarters of the world, are +preparing to honour his bust with wreaths of laurel and palms. +Ignorance, meanwhile, with the wings of a fiend, armed with rods, is +driving them away in the midst of their pacific employment, and +extinguishing a lamp which burns above the tomb. It is a singular +circumstance that Voltaire caused the church of Ferney to be built, as +well as several houses in the village, and on an iron vane on the top of +the former is inscribed, "_Deo erexit Voltaire_." + +After his escape from the court of Frederic, Voltaire went first to +Lausanne, were he resided some years, and where he fitted up a private +theatre; his acquaintances there supplied him with performers, of whom +it seems he was proud, and who acted for him Zaire, Alzira, and several +other plays. Some spirited drawings of Huber represent him behind the +scene teaching, scolding, encouraging the actors; you might have thought +you heard his loud _bravo_! The part of Lusignan was frequently filled +by the poet himself, who was so much taken with it as to be seen in the +morning at the door of his house already dressed for the stage. Voltaire +had a hollow wooden voice, and his declamation had more pomp in it than +nature; yet in the part of Trissotin, in the Femmes Savantes, he +performed very well. + +From Lausanne, where he quarrelled with several persons, he went, in +1755, to St. Jean, close to Geneva, and gave to the house he occupied +the name of _Les Dèlices_, which it retains to this day. Ferney, which +he bought soon after, became his permanent residence for twenty years. + +Strangers of distinction made a point of calling on the philosopher of +Ferney, who for some years received their visits very willingly, giving +them _fêtes_ and plays; but he became tired of this, and at last would +only see those who could amuse him while he amused them. A quaker from +Philadelphia, called Claude Gay, travelling in Europe, stayed some time +at Geneva; he was known as the author of some Theological works, and +liked for his good sense, moderation, and simplicity. Voltaire heard of +him, his curiosity was excited, and he desired to see him. The quaker +felt great reluctance, but suffered himself at last to be carried to +Ferney, Voltaire having promised before hand to his friends that he +would say nothing that could give him offence. At first he was delighted +with the tall, straight, handsome quaker, his broad-brimmed hat, and +plain drab suit of clothes; the mild and serene expression of his +countenance; and the dinner promised to go off very well; yet he soon +took notice of the great sobriety of his guest, and made jokes, to which +he received grave and modest answers. The patriarchs, and the first +inhabitants of the earth were next alluded to; by and by he began to +sneer at the historical proofs of Revelation; but Claude was not to be +driven away from his ground, and while examining these proofs, and +arguing upon them rationally, he overlooked the light attacks of his +adversary, when not to the point, appeared insensible to his sarcasms +and wit, and remained always cool and serious. Voltaire's vivacity at +last turned to downright anger; his eyes flashed fire whenever they met +the benign and placid countenance of the quaker, and the dispute went so +far at last, that the latter, getting up, said, "Friend Voltaire! +perhaps thou mayst come to understand these matters rightly; in the +meantime, finding I can do thee no good, I leave thee, and so fare thee +well!" So saying he went away on foot, notwithstanding all entreaties, +back again to Geneva, leaving the whole company in consternation. +Voltaire immediately retired to his own room. M. Huber,[8] who was +present at this scene, made a drawing of the two actors. + +PHILO. + + + + * * * * * + ++THE GATHERER.+ + +A snapper up of unconsidered trifles. +SHAKSPEARE. + + +SIR W. JONES AND MR. DAY. + +One day, upon removing some books at the chambers of Sir William Jones, +a large spider dropped upon the floor, upon which Sir William, with some +warmth, said, "Kill that spider, Day, kill that spider!" "No," said Mr. +Day, with that coolness for which he was so conspicuous, "I will not +kill that spider, Jones; I do not know that I have a right to kill that +spider! Suppose when you are going in your coach to Westminster Hall, a +superior being, who, perhaps may have as much power over you as you have +over this insect, should say to his companion, 'Kill that lawyer! kill +that lawyer!' how should you like that, Jones? and I am sure, to most +people, a lawyer is a more noxious animal than a spider." + + * * * * * + +BISHOP + +In Cambridge, this title is not confined to the dignitaries of the +church; but _port_ wine, made _copiously potable_ by being mulled and +burnt, with the _addenda_ of roasted lemons all bristling like angry +hedge-hogs (studded with cloves,) is dignified with the appellation of +_Bishop_: + +Beneath some old oak, come and rest thee, my hearty; + Our foreheads with roses, oh! let us entwine! +And, inviting young Bacchus to be of the party, + We'll drown all our troubles in oceans of wine! + +And perfumed with _Macassar_ or _Otto_ of roses, + We'll pass round the BISHOP, the spice-breathing cup, +And take of that medicine such wit-breeding doses, + We'll knock _down_ the god, or he shall knock us _up_. + + * * * * * + +GAZETTED AND IN THE GAZETTE. + +These terms imply very different things. The son of a nobleman is +_gazetted_, as a cornet in a regiment, and all his friends rejoice. John +Thomson is _in the Gazette_, and all his friends lament. + + * * * * * + +UNFORTUNATE CASE. + +A zealous priest in the north of Ireland missed a constant auditor from +his congregation, in which schism had already made depredations. "What +keeps our friend Farmer B----away from us?" was the anxious question +proposed by the vigilant minister to his assistant, "I have not seen him +among us," continued he, "these three weeks; I hope it is not +Protestantism that keeps him away," "No," was the reply, "it is worse +than that." "Worse than Protestantism? God forbid it should,--Deism?" +"No, worse than that." "Worse than Deism! good heavens, I trust it is +not Atheism." "No, worse than Atheism!" "Impossible, nothing can be +worse than Atheism!" "Yes, it is, your honour--_it is Rheumatism_!" + + * * * * * + +LIQUIDATING CLAIMS. + +During a remarkable wet summer, Joe Vernon, whose vocal taste and humour +contributed for many years to the entertainment of the frequenters of +Vauxhall Gardens, but who was not quite so good a _timist_ in money +matters as in music, meeting an acquaintance who had the misfortune to +hold some of his unhonoured paper, was asked by him, not uninterestedly, +how the gardens were going on? "Oh, _swimmingly_!" answered the jocose +Joe. "Glad to hear it," retorted the creditor, "their _swimming_ state, +I hope, will cause the singers to _liquidate their notes_." + + * * * * * + +Mr. Samuel Deacon, a most respectable Baptist minister, who resided at +Barton in Leicestershire, was not peculiarly happy in his cast of +countenance or general appearance; conscious of the silly ridicule his +unprepossessing _tout ensemble_ occasionally excited, he made the +following good-humoured, quaint remark:-- + +"The carcass that you look at so, +Is not Sam Deacon, you must know, +But 'tis the carriage--the machine, +Which Samuel Deacon rideth in." + + * * * * * + +ADVANTAGES OF LOQUACITY + +A very pretty woman, who was tediously loquacious, complained one day to +Madame de Sevigné, that she was sadly tormented by her lovers. "Oh, +Madame," said Madame de Sevigné to her, with a smile, "it is very easy +to get rid of them: you have only to speak." + + * * * * * + +_Printed and Published by J. LIMBIRD 143, Strand, (near Somerset House,) +London; sold by ERNEST FLEISCHEN, 626, New Market, Leipsic; and by all +Newsman and Booksellers._ + +FOOTNOTES: + +[1] The old bridge was of wood, and 168 yards in length. It was the most +ancient on the River Thames, except that of London, and is mentioned in +a record of the 8th year of Henry III. + +[2] At the time the chapel fell, the sexton, while digging a grave was +buried under the ruins, with another person, and his daughter. The +latter, notwithstanding she lay covered seven hours, survived this +misfortune seventeen years, and was her father's successor. The memory +of this event is preserved by a print of this singular woman, engraved +by M'Ardell. + +[3] The work is dedicated to Dr. Babington, "in remembrance of some +delightful days passed in his society, and in gratitude for an +uninterrupted friendship of a quarter of a century;" and in the preface +the author, after saying that the characters are imaginary, intimates +that "in the portrait of HALIEUS, given in the last dialogue, a +likeness, he thinks, will not fail to be recognised to that of a most +estimable physician, ardently beloved by his friends, and esteemed and +venerated by the public." + +[4] In our last volume, this was erroneously attributed to Swift. + +[5] See page 370, vol. xi. MIRROR. + +[6] As "kill him, crimp him," &c. + +[[7]] The late worthy and scientific Wm. Reynolds, of the Bank, near +Ketley. + +[8] M. Huber was the father of the author of a work on the economy of +bees, and the grandfather of the author of a work on the economy of +ants. The first M. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction + Volume XII., No. 324, July 26, 1828 + +Author: Various + +Release Date: November 29, 2003 [EBook #10331] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MIRROR OF LITERATURE 324 *** + + + + +Produced by Jonathan Ingram, Sjaani and PG Distributed Proofreaders + + + + + +</pre> + +<table width="80%" border="0" align="center"> + <tr> + <td> + <h1 align="center">The Mirror</h1> + <h3 align="center">OF</h3> + <h2 align="center">LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.</h2> + <h3 align="center">324.] SATURDAY, JULY 26, 1828. [Price 2<em>d</em>.</h3> + <h3 align="center">Vol. XII</h3> + + <p><img src="imgone.jpg" alt="Kingston New Bridge" /></p> + + + +<br /><hr style="width: 35%;" /><br /> +<h2 align="center">KINGSTON NEW BRIDGE.</h2> + +<p>Through many a bridge the wealthy river roll'd.<br /> +SOUTHEY.</p> + +<p>The annexed picturesque engraving represents the new bridge<a name="ret1" id="ret1"></a>[1] from +Kingston-upon-Thames to Hampton-Wick, in the royal manor of Hampton +Court. It is built of Portland stone, and consists of five elliptical +arches, the centre arch being 60 feet span by 19 in height, and the side +arches 56 and 52 feet span respectively. The abutments are terminated by +towers or bastions, and the whole is surmounted by a cornice and +balustrade, with galleries projecting over the pier; which give a bold +relief to the general elevation. The length of the bridge is 382 feet by +27 feet in width. It is of chaste Grecian architecture, from the design +of Mr. Lapidge, to whose courtesy we are indebted for the original of +our engraving. The building contract was undertaken by Mr. Herbert for +£26,800. and the extra work has not exceeded £100. a very rare, if not +an unprecedented occurrence in either public or private undertakings of +this description. The first stone was laid by the Earl of Liverpool, +November 7, 1825, and the bridge was opened in due form by her royal +highness the Duchess of Clarence, on July 17, 1828.</p> + +<p>Kingston is one of the most picturesque towns on the banks of the +Thames; and its antiquarian attractions are of the highest order. It was +occupied by the Romans, and in aftertimes it was either a royal +residence or a royal demesne, so early as the union of the Saxon +Heptarchy; for there is a record extant of a council held there in 838, +at which Egbert, the first king of all England, and his son Athelwolf +were present; and in this record it is styled <em>Kyningenstum famosa ilia +locus</em>. Some of our Saxon kings were also crowned here; and adjoining +the church is a large stone, on which, according to tradition, they were +placed during the ceremony. Many interesting relics have from time to +time been discovered in illustration of these historical facts, and till +the year 1730, the figures of some of the above kings and that of king +John (who chartered the town) were preserved in a chapel adjoining the +above spot. In that year, however, the chapel fell, and with it were +demolished the royal <em>effigies</em>.<a name="ret2" id="ret2"></a>[2] Mr. Lysons, with his usual accuracy, +enumerates nine kings who were crowned here. + +Kingston formerly sent members to parliament, till, by petition, the +inhabitants prayed to be relieved from the burden!</p> + +<p>At Hampton Wick, the village on the opposite bank, resided the witty but +profligate Sir Richard Steele, in a house which he whimsically +denominated "the hovel;" and "from the Hovel at Hampton Wick, April 7, +1711," he dedicated the fourth volume of the <em>Tatler</em> to Charles, Lord +Halifax. This was probably about the time he became surveyor of the +royal stables at Hampton Court, governor of the king's comedians, a +justice of the peace for Middlesex, and a knight.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> +<br /> + +<h2 align="center">ARCHBISHOPS OF CANTERBURY.</h2> + +<p>The first Archbishop of Canterbury was Austin, appointed by King +Ethelbert, on his conversion to Christianity, about the year 598. Before +the coming of the Saxons into England, the Christian Britons had three +Archbishops, viz. of London, York, and Caerleon, an ancient city of +South Wales. The Britons being driven out of these parts, the +Archbishoprick of London became extinct; and when Pope Gregory the Great +had afterwards sent thither Augustine, and his fellow-labourer to preach +the Gospel to the then heathen Saxons, the Archiepiscopal See was +planted at Canterbury, as being the metropolis of the kingdom of Kent, +where King Ethelbert had received the same St. Augustine, and with his +kingdom was baptized, and embraced the doctrines of Christianity before +the rest of the Heptarchy. The other Archbishoprick of Caerleon was +translated to St. David's in Pembrokeshire, and afterwards wholly to the +See of Canterbury; since which, all England and Wales reckon but two +Archbishops, Canterbury and York. The following Archbishops have died at +Lambeth Palace;—Wittlesey, in 1375; Kemp, 1453; Dean, 1504; all buried +in Canterbury Cathedral: Cardinal Pole, 1558, after lying in state here +40 days was buried at Canterbury; Parker, 1575, buried in Lambeth +Chapel; Whitgift, 1604, buried at Croydon; Bancroft, 1610, buried at +Lambeth; Juxon, 1663, buried in the chapel of St. John's College, +Oxford; Sheldon, 1667, buried at Croydon; Tillotson, 1694, buried in the +church of St. Laurence Jewry, London; Tennison, 1715; and Potter, 1747, +both buried at Croydon; Seeker, 1768; Cornwallis, 1783, and Moore, +1805, all buried at Lambeth. In 1381, the Archbishop, Simon of Sudbury, +fell a victim to Wat Tyler and his crew, when they attacked Lambeth +Palace.</p> + +<p>P. T. W.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> +<br /> + +<h2 align="center">DAYS OF FLY FISHING.</h2> + +<p>That an ex-president (Sir Humphry Davy) of the Royal Society should +write a book on field sports may at first sight appear rather +<em>unphilosophical</em>; although it is not more fanciful than Bishop +Berkeley's volume on tar water, Bishop Watson's improvement in the +manufacture of gunpowder, Sir Walter Scott writing a sermon, or a Scotch +minister inventing a safety gun, and, as we are told, <em>presenting</em> the +same to the King in person. Be this as it may, since our first +acquaintance with the "prince of piscators," the patriarch of anglers, +Isaak Walton, it has seldom been our lot to meet with so pleasant a +volume as <em>Salmonia, or Days of Fly Fishing</em>, to whose contents we are +about to introduce our readers.</p> + +<p>In our last number we gave a <em>flying</em> extract, entitled, "Superstitions +on the Weather," being a fair specimen of the very agreeable manner of +the digressions in the above work, which is, perhaps, less practical +than it might have been; but this defect is more than atoned for in the +author's felicitous mode of intermingling with the main subject, some of +the most curious facts and phenomena in natural history and philosophy +so as to familiarize the angler with many causes and effects which +altogether belong to a higher class of reading than that of mere +amusement. All this, too, is done in a simple, graceful, and flowing +style, always amusive, and sometimes humorously illustrative—advantages +which our philosophical writers do not generally exhibit, but which are +more or less evident in every page of Sir Humphry Davy's writings.</p> + +<p><em>Salmonia</em> consists of a series of conversations between four +characters—Halieus,<a name="ret3" id="ret3"></a>[3] Poietes, Physicus, Ornither. In the "First Day" +we have an ingenious vindication of fly fishing against the well-known +satire of Johnson<a name="ret4" id="ret4"></a>[4] and Lord Byron, and the following:—</p> + +<p><em>Halieus.</em>—A noble lady, long distinguished at court for pre-eminent +beauty and grace, and whose mind possesses undying charms, has written +some lines in my copy of Walton, which, if you will allow me, I will +repeat to you:—</p> + +<p>Albeit, gentle Angler, I<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Delight not in thy trade,</span><br /> +Yet in thy pages there doth lie<br /> +So much of quaint simplicity,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">So much of mind,</span><br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">Of such good kind.</span><br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">That none need be afraid,</span><br /> +Caught by thy cunning bait, this book,<br /> +To be ensnared on thy hook.</p> + +<p>Gladly from thee, I'm lur'd to bear<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">With things that seem'd most vile before,</span><br /> +For thou didst on poor subjects rear<br /> +Matter the wisest sage might hear.<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">And with a grace,</span><br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">That doth efface</span><br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">More laboured works, thy simple lore</span><br /> +Can teach us that thy skilful <em>lines</em>,<br /> +More than the scaly brood <em>confines</em>.</p> + +<p>Our hearts and senses too, we see,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Rise quickly at thy master hand,</span><br /> +And ready to be caught by thee<br /> +Are lured to virtue willingly.<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">Content and peace,</span><br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">With health and ease,</span><br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Walk by thy side. At thy command</span><br /> +We bid adieu to worldly care.<br /> +And joy in gifts that all may share.</p> + +<p>Gladly with thee, I pace along.<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">And of sweet fancies dream;</span><br /> +Waiting till some inspired song,<br /> +Within my memory cherished long,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">Comes fairer forth.</span><br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 1em;">With more of worth;</span><br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Because that time upon its stream</span><br /> +Feathers and chaff will bear away,<br /> +But give to gems a brighter ray.</p> + +<p>And though the charming and intellectual author of this poem is not an +angler herself, yet I can quote the example of her lovely daughters to +vindicate fly fishing from the charge of cruelty, and to prove that the +most delicate and refined minds can take pleasure in this innocent +amusement.</p> + +<p>Gay's passionate love for angling is well known; it was his principal +occupation in the summer at Amesbury; and "the late excellent John +Tobin, author of the <em>Honey Moon</em>, was an ardent angler." Among heroes, +Trajan was fond of angling. Nelson was a good fly-fisher, and continued +the pursuit even with his left hand; and, says the author, "I have known +a person who fished with him at Merton, in the Wandle. Dr. Paley was so +much attached to this amusement, that when the Bishop of Durham inquired +of him when one of his most important works would be finished, he said, +with great simplicity and good-humour, 'My lord, I shall work steadily +at it when the fly-fishing season is over.'"—Then we have a poetical +description of river scenery, till two of the party arrive at the +following conclusions:—</p> + +<p>I have already admitted the danger of analyzing, too closely, the moral +character of any of our field sports; yet I think it cannot be doubted +that the nervous system of fish, and cold-blooded animals in general, is +less sensitive than that of warm-blooded animals. The hook usually is +fixed in the cartilaginous part of the mouth, where there are no nerves; +and a proof that the sufferings of a hooked fish cannot be great is +found in the circumstance, that though a trout has been hooked and +played for some minutes, he will often, after his escape with the +artificial fly in his mouth, take the natural fly, and feed as if +nothing had happened; having apparently learnt only from the experiment, +that the artificial fly is not proper for food. And I have caught pikes +with four or five hooks in their mouths, and tackle which they had +broken only a few minutes before; and the hooks seemed to have had no +other effect than that of serving as a sort of <em>sauce piquante</em>, urging +them to seize another morsel of the same kind.—The advocates for a +favourite pursuit never want sophisms to defend it. I have even heard it +asserted, that a hare enjoys being hunted. Yet I will allow that +fly-fishing, after your vindication, appears amongst the least cruel of +field sports.</p> + +<p>We must, however, confine ourselves to a few colloquial extracts from +the <em>practical</em> portion of the volume; as</p> + +<p><em>Flies on the Wandle, &c.</em></p> + +<p><em>Orn.</em>—Surely the May-fly season is not the only season for day-fishing +in this river? [the Wandle.]—<em>Hal.</em> Certainly not. There are as many +fish to be taken, perhaps, in the spring fishing; but in this deep river +they are seldom in good season till the May-fly has been on, and a +fortnight hence they will be still better than even now. In September +there may be good fish taken here; but the autumnal flies are less +plentiful in this river than the spring flies—<em>Phys</em>, Pray tell me what +are the species of fly which take in these two seasons.—<em>Hal</em>. You know +that trout spawn or deposit their ova, &c. in the end of the autumn or +beginning of winter, from the middle of November till the beginning of +January, their maturity depending upon the temperature of the season, +their quantity of food, &c. They are at least six weeks or two months +after they have spawned before they recover their flesh; and the time +when these fish are at the worst, is likewise the worst time for +fly-fishing, both on account of the cold weather, and because there are +fewer flies on the water than at any other season. Even in December and +January there are a few small gnats or water-flies on the water in the +middle of the day, in bright days, or when there is sunshine. These are +generally black, and they escape the influence of the frost by the +effects of light on their black bodies, and probably by the extreme +rapidity of the motions of their fluids, and generally of their organs. +They are found only at the surface of the water, where the temperature +must be above the freezing point. In February a few double-winged +water-flies, which swim down the stream, are usually found in the middle +of the day, such as the willow-fly; and the cow-dung-fly is sometimes +carried on the water by winds. In March there are several flies found on +most rivers. The grannam, or green-tail-fly, with a wing like a moth, +comes on generally morning and evening, from five till eight o'clock, +A.M. in mild weather, in the end of March and through April. Then there +are the blue and the brown, both ephemerae, which come on, the first in +dark days, the second in bright days; these flies, when well imitated, +are very destructive to fish. The first is a small fly, with a palish +yellow body, and slender, beautiful wings, which rest on the back as it +floats down the water. The second, called the cob in Wales, is three or +four times as large, and has brown wings, which likewise protrude from +the back, and its wings are shaded like those of a partridge, brown and +yellow brown. These three kinds of flies lay their eggs in the water, +which produce larvae that remain in the state of worms, feeding and +breathing in the water till they are prepared for their metamorphosis, +and quit the bottoms of the rivers, and the mud and stones, for the +surface, and light and air. The brown fly usually disappears before the +end of April, likewise the grannam; but of the blue dun there is a +succession of different tints, or species, or varieties, which appear in +the middle of the day all the summer and autumn long. These are the +principal flies on the Wandle—the best and clearest stream near London. +In early spring these flies have dark olive bodies; in the end of April +and the beginning of May they are found yellow; and in the summer they +become cinnamon coloured; and again, as the winter approaches, gain a +darker hue. I do not, however, mean to say that they are the same flies, +but more probably successive generations of ephemerae of the same +species. The excess of heat seems equally unfavourable, as the excess of +cold, to the existence of the smaller species of water-insects, which, +during the intensity of sunshine, seldom appear in summer, but rise +morning and evening only. The blue dun has, in June and July, a yellow +body; and there is a water-fly which, in the evening, is generally found +before the moths appear, called the red spinner. Towards the end of +August, the ephemerae appear again in the middle of the day—a very +pale, small ephemera, which is of the same colour as that which is seen +in some rivers in the beginning of July. In September and October this +kind of fly is found with an olive body, and it becomes darker in +October and paler in November. There are two other flies which appear in +the end of September and continue during October, if the weather be +mild; a large yellow fly, with a fleshy body, and wings like a moth; and +a small fly with four wings, with a dark or claret coloured body, that +when it falls on the water has its wings like the great yellow fly, flat +on its back. This, or a claret bodied fly, very similar in character, +may be likewise found in March or April, on some waters. In this river I +have often caught many large trout in April and the beginning of May, +with the blue dun, having the yellow body; and in the upper part of the +stream below St. Albans, and between that and Watford, I have sometimes, +even as early as April, caught fish in good condition; but the <em>true</em> +season for the Colne is the season of the May-fly. The same may be said +of most of the large English rivers containing large trouts, and +abounding in May-fly—such as the Test and the Kennett, the one running +by Stockbridge, the other by Hungerford. But in the Wandle, at +Carshalton and Beddington, the May-fly is not found; and the little +blues are the constant, and, when well imitated, killing flies on this +water; to which may be joined a dark alder-fly, and a red evening fly. +In the Avon, at Ringwood and Fordingbridge, the May-fly is likewise a +killing fly; but as this is a grayling river, the other flies, +particularly the grannam and blue and brown, are good in spring, and the +alder-fly or pale blue later, and the blue dun in September and October, +and even November. In the streams in the mountainous parts of Britain, +the spring and autumnal flies are by far the most killing. The Usk was +formerly a very productive trout-stream, and the fish being well fed by +the worms washed down by the winter floods, were often in good season, +cutting red, in March and the beginning of April: and at this season the +blues and browns, particularly when the water was a little stained after +a small flood, afforded the angler good sport. In Herefordshire and +Derbyshire, where trout and grayling are often found together, the same +periods are generally best for angling; but in the Dove, Lathkill, and +Wye, with the natural May-fly many fish may be taken; and in old times, +in peculiarly windy days, or high and troubled water, even the +artificial May-fly, according to Cotton, was very killing.</p> + +<p>Here we must end, at least <em>for the present</em>; but there is so much +anecdotical pleasantry in <em>Salmonia</em> that we might continue our extracts +through many columns, and we are persuaded, to the gratification of the +majority of our readers. Even when we announced the publication of this +work a few weeks since, we were led to anticipate the delight it would +afford many of our esteemed correspondents, especially our friend +<em>W.H.H.</em>, who has "caught about forty trout in two or three hours" in +the rocky basins of Pot-beck, &c.<a name="ret5" id="ret5"></a>[5] + +Sir Humphry Davy mentions the Wandle in Surrey, as we have quoted; but +he does not allude to the trout-fishing in the Mole, in the Vale of +Leatherhead in the same county. There are in the course of the work a +few expressions which make humanity shudder, and would drive a +Pythagorean to madness,<a name="ret6" id="ret6"></a>[6] notwithstanding the ingenuity with which the +author attempts to vindicate his favourite amusement. + +<br /></p><hr style="width: 35%;" /><br /> +<br /> + +<h2 align="center">SHROPSHIRE AND WELSH GIRLS.</h2> + +<p>There are few Londoners who in their suburban strolls have failed to +notice the scores of <em>female</em> fruit-carriers by whose toil the markets +are supplied with some of their choicest delicacies. As an interesting +illustration of the meritorious character of these handmaids to luxury, +I send you the following extract from Sir Richard Phillips's <em>Walk from +London to Kew</em>.</p> + +<p>PHILO.</p> + +<p>In the strawberry season, hundreds of women are employed to carry that +delicate fruit to market on their heads; and their industry in +performing this task is as wonderful, as their remuneration is unworthy +of the opulent classes who derive enjoyment from their labour. They +consist, for the most part, of Shropshire and Welsh girls, who walk to +London at this season in droves, to perform this drudgery, just as the +Irish peasantry come to assist in the hay and corn harvests. I learnt +that these women carry upon their heads baskets of strawberries or +raspberries, weighing from forty to fifty pounds, and make two turns in +the day, from Isleworth to market, a distance of thirteen miles each +way; three turns from Brentford, a distance of nine miles; and four +turns from Hammersmith, a distance of six miles. For the most part, they +find some conveyance back; but even then these industrious creatures +carry loads from twenty-four to thirty miles a-day, besides walking back +unladen some part of each turn! Their remuneration for this unparalleled +slavery is from 8<em>s</em>. to 9<em>s</em>. per day; each turn from the distance of +Isleworth being 4<em>s</em>. or 4<em>s</em>. 6<em>d</em>.; and from that of Hammersmith 2<em>s</em>. +or 2<em>s</em>. 3<em>d</em>. Their diet is coarse and simple, their drink, tea and +small-beer; costing not above 1<em>s</em>. or 1<em>s</em>. 6<em>d</em>. and their back +conveyance about 2<em>s</em>. or 2<em>s</em>. 6<em>d</em>.; so that their net gains are about +5<em>s</em>. per day, which, in the strawberry season, of forty days, amounts +to 10<em>l</em>. After this period the same women find employment in gathering +and marketing vegetables, at lower wages, for other sixty days, netting +about 5<em>l</em>. more. With this poor pittance they return to their native +county, and it adds either to their humble comforts, or creates a small +dowry towards a rustic establishment for life. Can a more interesting +picture be drawn of virtuous exertion? Why have our poets failed to +colour and finish it? More virtue never existed in their favourite +shepherdesses than in these Welsh and Shropshire girls! For beauty, +symmetry, and complexion, they are not inferior to the nymphs of +Arcadia, and they far outvie the pallid specimens of Circassia! Their +morals too are exemplary; and they often perform this labour to support +aged parents, or to keep their own children from the workhouse! In keen +suffering, they endure all that the imagination of a poet could desire; +they live hard, they sleep on straw in hovels and barns, and they often +burst an artery, or drop down dead from the effect of heat and +over-exertion! Yet, such is the state of one portion of our female +population, at a time when we are calling ourselves the most polished +nation on earth.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> +<br /> + +<h2 align="center">COLEBROOK-DALE IRON-WORKS—THE REYNOLDS'.</h2> + +<p>(<em>To the Editor of the Mirror</em>.)</p> + +<p>In the interesting extract you have given in your excellent Miscellany +(No. 321) from Bakewell's Introduction to Geology, when speaking of the +exhausted or impoverished state of the iron-ore and coals in Shropshire, +&c., an allusion is made in a note to that truly excellent man, the late +Mr. Richard Reynolds, and to the final extinction of the furnaces at +Colebrook-Dale, which is not altogether correct.</p> + +<p>I beg leave, therefore, to point out the errors to you, and to add a +fact or two more relating to that distinguished philanthropist and his +family, which, perhaps, will not be unacceptable to many of your +readers.</p> + +<p>Mr. Reynolds was by no means the <em>original</em>, nor, I believe, ever the +<em>sole</em> proprietor, of the iron-works in Colebrook-Dale, as stated by Mr. +Bakewell; he derived his right in them from his wife's family the +Darbies; and the firm of "Darby and Company" was the well known mark on +the iron from these works for a very long period; more recently, that of +"Colebrook-Dale Company" was adopted.</p> + +<p>The Darbies were an old and respectable family of the Society of +Friends, and a pair of the elder branches of it were the original "Darby +and Joan," whose names are so well known throughout the whole kingdom. I +had this anecdote from one of the sons of Mr. Reynolds,<a name="ret7" id="ret7"></a>[7] and have no +doubt of its authenticity.</p> + +<p>It may not be generally known to your readers, perhaps, that the first +iron bridge in England was projected at, and cast from, the furnaces of +Colebrook-Dale, and erected over the Severn, near that place, about the +year 1779; and, considering it to be the <em>first</em> bridge of the kind, I +feel little hesitation in stating it to be, even now, the most beautiful +one. This structure, at that time thought to be a wonderful attempt, was +the entire offspring of Mr. Reynolds' genius; it was planned, cast, and +erected, under his immediate care and superintendance.</p> + +<p>I cannot suppose the reason given by your author for the discontinuance +of the works at Colebrook-Dale to be correct, as there is another large +furnace in the immediate neighbourhood, called "Madeley Wood Furnace" +(also belonging to Mr. Reynolds's family), which was allowed to make, +and, I believe, still makes, the best iron and steel in the United +Kingdom. Mr. Reynolds had also other great iron-works at Ketley, since +carried on by his two sons, William and Joseph, and still in high +reputation, as to the quality of the iron made there; these are not more +distant from Colebrook-Dale than six or seven miles, and between the two +there are the extensive and highly valuable works of "Old Park," &c., +belonging to Mr. Botfield (so that the whole district abounds in the +materials), which not having the advantage of the immediate vicinity of +the Severn for conveyance, would have been more likely to have stopped +from the circumstances stated in your extract; <em>viz.</em> the failure in +quality or quantity of iron-stone, coals, or other necessary matter. The +Colebrook-Dale fires must, therefore, I conceive, have ceased to blaze, +and the blast of her furnaces to roar, from some other cause, and from +some private reason of her late proprietors.</p> + +<p>Your constant reader,</p> + +<p><em>Shrewsbury.</em> SALOPIENSIS.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> +<br /> + +<h2 align="center">NOTES OF A READER.</h2> + +<p><strong>TRAGEDY</strong>.</p> + +<p>We do not see any necessary and natural connexion between death and the +end of the third volume of a novel, or the conclusion of the fifth act +of a play,—though that connexion in some modern novels, and in most +English tragedies, seems to be assumed. Nor does it seem to follow, +that, because death is the object of universal dread and aversion, and +because terror is one of the objects of tragedy, death must, therefore, +necessarily be represented; and not only so, but the more deaths the +better. If it be true that familiarity has a tendency to create +indifference, if not contempt, it must be considered prudent to have +recourse to this strong exhibition as to drastic remedies in medicine, +with caution and discrimination, and with a view to the continuance of +its effect. We cannot help wishing that our own Shakspeare, who lays +down such excellent rules for the guidance of actors, and cautions them +so earnestly against "overstepping the modesty of nature," and the +danger of "tearing passion to rags," had remembered, that the poet +himself has certain limits imposed upon him, which he cannot transgress +with impunity. We should not then have observed, in the perusal of some +of his plays, the marginal notice of ["<em>dies</em>"] with about as much +emotion as a note of exclamation; nor, when at the actual +representation, we behold the few remaining persons of the drama +scarcely able to cross the stage without stumbling over the bodies of +their fallen companions, should we have felt our thoughts unavoidably +wandering from the higher business and moral effect of the scene, to the +mere physical and repelling images of fleshly mortality.—<em>Edinburgh +Rev.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>The inquiries of the committee appointed to devise means for the +suppression of mendicity, leave us no reason to doubt that in an average +of cases a London beggar made by "his trade" eighteen-pence per day, or +twenty-seven pounds per annum!</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><em>One-ninth</em> of the whole population of Paris are wholly maintained by +funds which the different bureaux of charity distribute for their +relief; and still a countless horde of mendicants infest her streets, +her quays, and all her public places.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>Science and literature are "the nourishment of youth, the delight of +age, the ornaments of prosperous life, the refuge and consolation of +adversity, the companions of our weary travels, of our rural solitudes, +of our sleepless nights."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>The following quotation from <em>Jamieson's Scottish Dictionary</em> points out +the frugal and temperate Scot; and, in illustration, may be contrasted +with the proverbial invitation of the better feeding English, "Will you +come and take your mutton with me?"</p> + +<p>"KAIL, used metonimically for the whole dinner; as constituting among +our temperate ancestors the principal part, <em>s</em>.</p> + +<p>"Hence, in giving a friendly invitation to dinner, it is common to say, +'Will you come and tak your <em>kail</em> wi' me?' This, as a learned friend +observes, resembles the French invitation, <em>Voulez vous venir manger la +soupe chez moi!</em>"</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>THE RIVER NILE</strong>.</p> + +<p>Ledyard, in his <em>Travels</em>, speaks thus contemptuously of this celebrated +wonder:—"This is the mighty, the sovereign of rivers—the vast Nile +that has been metamorphosed into one of the wonders of the world! Let me +be careful how I read, and, above all, how I read ancient history. You +have heard, and read too, much of its inundations. If the thousands of +large and small canals from it, and the thousands of men and machines +employed to transfer, by artificial means, the water of the Nile to the +meadows on its banks—if this be the inundation that is meant, it is +true; any other is false; it is not an inundating river."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>The Jewish children to this day celebrate the fall and death of Haman, +and on that anniversary represent the blows which they would fain deal +on his scull, by striking with envenomed fury on the floor with wooden +hammers. This observance was but very lately forbidden in the Grand +Duchy of Baden.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>TRAVELLING FOLLIES</strong>.</p> + +<p>"Many gentlemen," says an old English author, "coming to their lands +sooner than to their wits, adventure themselves to see the fashion of +other countries; whence they see the world, as Adam had knowledge of +good and evil, with the loss or lessening of their estate in this +English Paradise; and bring home a few smattering terms, flattering +garbs, apish carriages, foppish fancies, foolish guises and disguises, +the vanities of neighbour nations."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>The Spaniards are infinitely more careful than the French, and other +nations, in planting trees, and in taking care of them; for it rarely +happens, when a Spaniard eats fruit in a wood or in the open country, +that he does not set the stones or the pips; and thus in the whole of +their country an infinite number of fruit-trees of all kinds are found; +whereas, in the French quarters you meet with none—<em>Labat.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>PAINTING</strong>.</p> + +<p>It is painful to think how soon the paintings of Raphael, and Titian, +and Correggio, and other illustrious men will perish and pass away. "How +long," said Napoleon to David, "will a picture last?" "About four or +five hundred years!—a fine immortality!" The poet multiplies his works +by means of a cheap material—and Homer, and Virgil, and Dante, and +Tasso, and Moliere, and Milton, and Shakspeare, may bid oblivion +defiance; the sculptor impresses his conceptions on metal or on marble, +and expects to survive the wreck of nations and the wrongs of time; but +the painter commits to perishable cloth or wood the visions of his +fancy, and dies in the certain assurance that the life of his works will +be but short in the land they adorn.—<em>For. Rev.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>A Chinese novelist, in describing his hero, says, "the air of the +mountains and rivers had formed his body; his mind, like a rich piece of +embroidery, was worthy of his handsome face!" Pity he has not been +introduced among our "fashionable novels."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>PHRENOLOGY</strong>.</p> + +<p>In 1805, Dr. Gall, the celebrated phrenologist, visited the prison of +Berlin in the course of his experimental travels to establish his +theories. On April 17, in the presence of many witnesses, he was shown +upwards of two hundred culprits, of whom he had never heard till that +moment, and to whose crimes and dispositions he was a total stranger. +Dr. Gall immediately pointed out, as a general feature in one of the +wards, an extraordinary development in the region of the head where the +organ of theft is situated, and in fact every prisoner there was a +thief. Some children, also detained for theft, were then shown to him; +and in them, too, the same organ was very prominent. In two of them +particularly it was excessively large; and the prison-registers +confirmed his opinion that these two were most incorrigible. In another +room, where the women were kept apart, he distinguished one drest +exactly like the others, occupied like them, and differing in no one +thing but in the form of her head. "For what reason is this woman here," +asked Gall, "for her head announces no propensity to theft?" The answer +was, "She is the inspectress of this room." One prisoner had the organs +of benevolence and of religion as strongly developed as those of theft +and cunning; and his boast was, that he never had committed an act of +violence, and that it was repugnant to his feelings to rob a church. In +a man named Fritze, detained for the murder of his wife, though his +crime was not proved, the organs of cunning and firmness were fully +developed; and it was by these that he had eluded conviction. In +Maschke, he found the organ of the mechanical arts, together with a head +very well organized in many respects; and his crime was coining. In +Troppe he saw the same organ. This man was a shoemaker, who, without +instruction, made clocks and watches, to gain a livelihood in his +confinement. On a nearer inspection, the organ of imitation was found to +be large. "If this man had ever been near a theatre," said Gall, "he +would in all probability have turned actor." Troppe, astonished at the +accuracy of this sentence, confessed that he had joined a company of +strolling players for six months. His crime, too, was having personated +a police-officer, to extort money. The organs of circumspection, +prurience, foresight, were sadly deficient in Heisig, who, in a drunken +fit, had stabbed his best friend. In some prisoners he found the organ +of language, in others of colour, in others of mathematics; and his +opinion in no single instance failed to be confirmed by the known +talents and dispositions of the individual.—<em>For. Q. Rev.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>SAVING HABITS OF THE ENGLISH</strong>.</p> + +<p>According to the House of Commons' returns in 1815, there were no fewer +than 925,439 individuals in England and Wales, being about +<em>one-eleventh</em> of the then existing population, members of <em>Friendly +Societies</em>, formed for the express purpose of affording protection to +the members during sickness and old age, and enabling them to subsist +without resorting to the parish funds. "No such unquestionable proof of +the prevalence of a spirit of providence and independence can be +exhibited in any other European country." We have to add, that these +must be the happiest people in the social scale.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>In the year 1300, Giovanni Cimabue +and Giotto, both of Florence, were the +first to assert the natural dignity and originality +of art, and the story of those +illustrious friends is instructive and romantic. +The former was a gentleman +by birth and scholarship, and brought to +his art a knowledge of the poetry and +sculpture of Greece and Rome. The latter +was <em>a shepherd</em>; when the inspiration +of art fell upon him, he was watching his +flocks among the hills, and his first attempts +in art were to draw his sheep and +goats upon rocks and stones. It happened +that Cimabue, who was then high +in fame, observed the sketches of the +gifted shepherd; entered into conversation +with him; heard from his own lips his +natural notions of the dignity of art; and +was so much charmed by his compositions +and conversation, that he carried +him to Florence, and became his close +and intimate friend and associate. They +found Italian painting rude in form, and +without spirit and without sentiment; +they let out their own hearts fully in their +compositions, and to this day their works +are highly esteemed for grave dignity of +character, and for originality of conception. +Of these great Florentines, Giotto, the +shepherd, is confessedly the more eminent; +in him we see the dawn, or rather +the sunrise, of the fuller light of Raphael. +—<em>For. Rev.</em> +<br /></p><hr style="width: 35%;" /><br /> + +<p><strong>A REAL HERO</strong>.</p> + +<p>In a <em>recherché</em> article in the <em>Foreign Quarterly Review</em> we meet with +the following marvellous story of Sterkodder, a sort of giant-killing +hero of the North, who, having reached his 90th year, became infirm, +blind, and eager to die. To leave the world in a natural way was out of +the question; and to be dispatched to the Hall of Odin by an ignoble +hand was scarcely less to be dreaded. Leaning on two crutches, with a +sword at each side, he waited for some one to give him the mortal +stroke. To tempt the avarice of such a one, he suspended from his neck a +valuable gold chain. He slew a peasant passing, who, rallying him on his +infirm state, had ventured to beg one of his swords, as neither could +any longer be of service to him. At last his good fortune brought him a +worthy executioner in Hather, the son of a prince whom he had slain. The +young hero was hunting, and seeing the old man, he ordered two of his +attendants to tease him. Both lost their lives for their temerity. The +prince then advanced; and the old man, after relating his great actions, +desired the former to kill him. To make the inducement stronger, he +displayed the golden chain, which would be the reward of the deed; and +to excite his rage, as well as avarice, he avowed that it was he who had +slain the late prince, and that revenge was the sacred duty of the son. +Influenced by both considerations, the latter consented to behead him. +Sterkodder exhorted him to strike manfully. The head was accordingly +severed from the body at a single blow; and as it touched the earth, the +teeth fastened themselves furiously in the ground.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>WORKHOUSES</strong></p> + +<p>Were first erected in England in the year 1723, when they had an instant +and striking effect in reducing the number of poor. Indeed the aversion +of the poor to workhouses was so great, that Sir F.M. Eden mentions that +some proposed, by way of weakening this aversion, "to call workhouses by +some softer and more inoffensive name." Previously to this date, it had +been customary to relieve the able-bodied poor at their own houses.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>MARRIAGES IN CHINA</strong></p> + +<p>Are effected through the assistance of go-betweens, who enjoy, however, +a very different repute from those of Europe, inasmuch as, among the +former, the employ is of the most honourable character.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>There are 300 palaces at Rome, of which 65 only are worth seeing, and +these are defined to be houses which have arched gateways into which +carriages can drive. Some of these palaces contain pictures and statues +worth 130 or 160,000<em>l</em>., but with scarce a window whose panes are all +whole, or a clean staircase.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>HORRORS OF THE INQUISITION IN SPAIN</strong>.</p> + +<p>Endless was the catalogue of most pious men and eminent scholars who +underwent purification, as it is termed, in this den of superstition and +tyranny. The culprit was not permitted to speak with his attorney, +except in the presence of the inquisitor and a notary, who took notes, +and certified what passed; and so far from the names of the informer or +of the witnesses being supplied, every thing that could facilitate the +explanation of them was expunged from the declarations; and the +prisoners, one and all, in these dungeons might truly exclaim, with Fray +Luis de Leon, "I feel the pain, but see not the hand which inflicts +it." Even in the early days of the inquisition, torture was carried to +such an extent, that Sextus IV., in a brief published Jan. 29, 1482, +could not refrain from deploring the wellknown truth, in lamentations +which were re-echoed from all parts of Christendom. The formula of the +sentence of torture began thus, <em>Christo nomine invocato</em>; and it was +therein expressed, that the torture should endure as long as it pleased +the inquisitors; and a protest was added, that, if during the torture +the culprit should die, or be maimed, or if effusion of blood or +mutilation of limb should ensue, the fault should be chargeable to the +culprit, and not to the inquisitors. The culprit was bound by an oath of +secresy, strengthened by fearful penalties, not to divulge any thing +that he had seen, known, or heard, in the dismal precincts of that +unholy tribunal—a secresy illegal and tyrannical, but which constituted +the soul of that monstrous association, and by which its judges were +sheltered against all responsibility.—<em>For. Rev.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>COLONIZATION</strong>.</p> + +<p>In the colonization of the West Indies, "when a city was to be founded, +the first form prescribed was, with all solemnity, to erect a gallows, +as the first thing needful; and in laying out the ground, a site was +marked for the prison as well as for the church."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>"An attempt to handle the English law of evidence, in its former state," +says the <em>Edinburgh Review</em>, "was like taking up a hedgehog—all +points!"</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>Man is not quite so manageable in the hands of science as boiling water +or a fixed star.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>PICTURE OF CONSTANTINOPLE</strong>.</p> + +<p><em>(From the French of Lebrun.)</em></p> + +<p>Queen of the Morn! Sultana of the East!<br /> +City of wonders, on whose sparkling breast,<br /> +Fair, slight, and tall, a thousand palaces<br /> +Fling their gay shadows over golden seas!<br /> +Where towers and domes bestud the gorgeous land,<br /> +And countless masts, a mimic forest stand;<br /> +Where cypress shades the minaret's snowy hue,<br /> +And gleams of gold dissolve in skies of blue,<br /> +Daughter of Eastern art, the most divine—<br /> +Lovely, yet faithless bride of Constantine—<br /> +Fair Istamboul, whose tranquil mirror flings<br /> +Back with delight thy thousand colourings,<br /> +And who no equal in the world dost know,<br /> +Save thy own image pictured thus below!</p> + +<p>Dazzled, amazed, our eyes half-blinded, fail,<br /> +While sweeps the phantasm past our gliding sail—<br /> +Like as in festive scene, some sudden light<br /> +Rises in clouds of stars upon the night.<br /> +Struck by a splendour never seen before,<br /> +Drunk with the perfumes wafted from the shore,<br /> +Approaching near these peopled groves, we deem<br /> +That from enchantment rose the gorgeous dream,<br /> +Day without voice, and motion without sound,<br /> +Silently beautiful! The haunted ground<br /> +Is paved with roofs beyond the bounds of sight,<br /> +Countless, and coloured, wrapped in golden light.<br /> +'Mid groves of cypress, measureless and vast,<br /> +In thousand forms of circles—crescents—cast,<br /> +Gold glitters, spangling all the wide extent,<br /> +And flashes back to heaven the rays it sent.<br /> +Gardens and domes, bazaars begem the woods;<br /> +Seraglios, harems—peopled solitudes,<br /> +Where the veil'd idol kneels; and vistas, through<br /> +Barr'd lattices, that give the enamoured view,<br /> +Flowers, orange-trees, and waters sparkling near,<br /> +And black and lovely eyes,—Alas, that Fear,<br /> +At those heaven-gates, dark sentinel should stand,<br /> +To scare even Fancy from her promised land!</p> + +<p><em>Foreign Quar. Rev.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> +<br /> + +<h2 align="center">THE SKETCH BOOK.</h2> + +<p><strong>THE MYSTERIOUS TAILOR</strong>.</p> + +<p><em>A Romance of High Holborn.</em></p> + +<p><em>(Concluded from page 46.)</em></p> +<br /> + +<p>On recovering from my stupor, I found myself with a physician and two +apothecaries beside me, in bed at the George Inn, Ramsgate. I had been, +it seems, for two whole days delirious, during which pregnant interval I +had lived over again all the horrors of the preceding hours. The wind +sang in my ears, the phantom forms of the unburied flitted pale and +ghastly before my eyes. I fancied that I was still on the sea; that the +massive copper-coloured clouds which hovered scarcely a yard overhead, +were suddenly transformed into uncouth shapes, who glared at me from +between saffron chinks, made by the scudding wrack; that the waters +teemed with life, cold, slimy, preternatural things of life; that their +eyes after assuming a variety of awful expressions, settled down into +that dull frozen character, and their voices into that low, sepulchral, +indefinable tone, which marked the Mysterious Tailor. This wretch was +the Abaddon of my dreamy Pandaemonium. He was ever before me; he lent an +added splendour to the day, and deepened the midnight gloom. On the +heights of Bologne I saw him; far away over the foaming waters he +floated still and lifeless beside me, his eye never once off my face, +his voice never silent in my ear.</p> + +<p>My tale would scarcely have an end, were I to repeat but the one half of +what during two brief days (two centuries in suffering) I experienced +from this derangement of the nervous system. My readers may fancy that I +have exaggerated my state of mind: far from it, I have purposely +softened down the more distressing particulars, apprehensive, if not of +being discredited, at least of incurring ridicule. Towards the close of +the third day my fever began to abate, I became more sobered in my turn +of thought, could contrive to answer questions, and listen with +tolerable composure to my landlord's details of my miraculous +preservation. The storm was slowly rolling off my mind, but the swell +was still left behind it. The fourth day found me so far recovered, that +I was enabled to quit my chamber, sit beside an open window, and derive +amusement from the uncouth appearance of a Dutch crew, whose brig was +lying at anchor in the harbour. From this time forward, every hour +brought fresh accession to my strength, until at the expiration of the +tenth day—so sudden is recovery in cases of violent fever when once the +crisis is passed—I was sufficiently restored to take my place by a +night-coach for London. The first few stages I endured tolerably well, +notwithstanding that I had somewhat rashly ventured upon an outside +place; but as midnight drew on, the wind became so piercingly keen, +accompanied every now and then by a squally shower of sleet, that I was +glad to bargain for an inside berth. By good luck, there was just room +enough left for one, which I instantly appropriated, in spite of sundry +hints <em>hemmed</em> forth by a crusty old gentleman, that the coach was full +already. I took my place in the coach, to the dissatisfaction of those +already seated there. Not a word was spoken for miles: for the +circumstance of its being dark increased the distrust of all, and, in +the firm conviction that I was an adventurer, they had already, I make +no doubt, buttoned up their pockets, and diligently adjusted their +watch-chains. In a short time, this reserve wore away. From this moment +the conversation became general. Each individual had some invalid story +to relate, and I too, so far forgot my usual taciturnity as to indulge +my hearers with a detail of my late indisposition—of its origin in the +Mysterious Tailor—of the wretch's inconceivable persecution—of the +fiendish peculiarities of his appearance—of his astonishing ubiquity, +and lastly, of my conviction that he was either more or less than man. +Scarcely had the very uncourteous laughter that accompanied this +narrative concluded, when a low, intermittent snore, proceeding from a +person close at my elbow, challenged my most serious notice. The sound +was peculiar—original—unearthly—and reminded me of the same music +which had so harrowed my nerves at Bologne. Yet it could not surely be +he—he, the very thoughts of whom now sent a thrill through every vein. +Oh, no! it must be some one else—there were other harmonious +sternutators beside him, he could not be the only nasal nightingale in +the three kingdoms. While I thus argued the matter, silently, yet +suspiciously, a wandering gleam of day, streaming in at the coach +windows, faintly lit up a nose the penultimate peculiarities of which +gave a very ominous turn to my reflections. In due time this light +became more vivid; and beneath its encouraging influence, first, a pair +of eyes—then two sallow, juiceless cheeks, then an upper lip, then a +projecting chin; and lastly, the entire figure of the Mysterious Tailor +himself, whose head, it seems, had hitherto been folded, bird-like, upon +his breast, grew into atrocious distinctness, while from the depths of +the creature's throat came forth the strangely-solemn whisper, "touching +that little account." For this once, indignation got the better of +affright. "Go where I will," I exclaimed, passionately interrupting him, +"I find I cannot avoid you, you have a supernatural gift of +omnipresence, but be you fiend or mortal I will now grapple with you;" +and accordingly snatching at that obnoxious feature which, like the tail +of the rattle-snake, had twice warned me of its master's fatal presence, +I grasped it with such zealous good will, that had it been of mortal +manufacture it must assuredly have come off in my hands. Aroused by the +laughter of my fellow passengers, the coachman—who was just preparing +to mount, after having changed horses at Dartford—abruptly opened the +door, on which I as abruptly jumped out; and after paying my fare the +whole way to town, and casting on the fiend a look of "inextinguishable +hatred," made an instant retreat into the inn. About the middle of the +next day I reached London, and without a moment's pause hurried to the +lodgings of my beforementioned friend C----. Luckily he was at home, but +started at the strange forlorn figure that presented itself. And well +indeed he might. My eye-balls were glazed and bloody, my cheeks white as +a shroud, my mouth a-jar, my lips blue and quivering. "For God's sake, +C----," I began, vouchsafing no further explanation, "lend me—(I +specified the sum)—or I am ruined; that infernal, inconceivable Tailor +has—." C----smilingly interrupted me by an instant compliance with my +demand; on which, without a moment's delay, I bounded off, breathless +and semi-frantic, towards my arch fiend's Pandaemonium at High Holborn. +I cannot—cannot say what I felt as I crossed over from Drury-lane +towards his den, more particularly when, on entering, I beheld the demon +himself behind his counter—calm, moveless, and sepulchral, as if +nothing of moment had occurred; as if he were an every-day dun, or I an +every-day debtor. The instant he espied me, a sardonic smile, together +with that appalling dissyllable, "touching" (which I never to this day +hear, see, or write without a shudder) escaped him; but before he could +close his oration, I had approached, trembling with rage and reverence, +towards him, and, thrusting forth the exact sum, was rushing from his +presence, when he beckoned me back for a receipt. A receipt, and from +him too! It was like taking a receipt for one's soul from Satan!!</p> + +<p>The reader will doubtless conclude that, now at least, having +satisfactorily settled his demands, I had done with my Tormentor for +ever. This inference is in part correct. I followed up my vocation with +an energy strangely contrasted with my recent indifference, was early +and late in the schools, and for three months pursued this course with +such ardour, that my adventures with the Mysterious Tailor, though not +forgotten, were yet gradually losing their once powerful hold on my +imagination. This was precisely the state of my feelings, when early one +autumnal morning, just seven months from the date of my last visit to +High Holborn, I chanced to be turning down Saint Giles's Church, on my +way to—Hospital. I had nothing to render me more than usually pensive; +no new vexations, no sudden pecuniary embarrassment; yet it so happened, +that on this particular morning I felt a weight at my heart, and a cloud +on my brain, for which I could in no way account. As I passed along +Broad Street, I made one or two bold attempts to rally. I stared +inquisitively at the different passers by, endeavouring, by a snatch at +the expression of their faces, to speculate on the turn of their minds, +and the nature of their occupations; I then began to whistle and hum +some lively air, at the same time twirling my glove with affected +unconcern; but nothing would do; every exertion I made to appear +cheerful, not only found no answering sympathy from within, but even +exaggerated by constrast my despondency. In this condition I reached +Saint Giles's Church. A crowd was assembled at the gate opposite its +entrance, and presently the long surly toll of the death-bell—that +solemn and oracular memento—announced that a funeral was on the eve of +taking place. The funeral halted at the entrance gate, where the coffin +was taken from the hearse, and and thence borne into the chancel. This +ceremony concluded, the procession again set forth towards the home +appointed for the departed in a remote quarter of the church-yard. And +now the interest began in reality to deepen. As the necessary +preparations were making for lowering the coffin into earth, the +mourners—even those who had hitherto looked unmoved—pressed gradually +nearer, and with a momentary show of interest, to the grave. Such is the +ennobling character of death.</p> + +<p>The preparations were by this time concluded, and nothing now remained +but the last summons of the sexton. At this juncture, while the coffin +was being lowered into its resting place, my eyes, accidentally, it may +be said, but in reality by some fatal instinct, fell full upon the lid, +on which I instantly recognised a name, long and fearfully known to +me—the name of the Mysterious Tailor of High Holborn. Oh, how many +thrilling recollections did this one name recal? The rencontre in the +streets of London—the scene at the masquerade—the meeting at +Bologne—the storm—the shipwreck—the sinking vessel—the appearance at +that moment of <em>the man</em> himself—the subsequent visions of mingled +fever and insanity: all, all now swept across my mind, as for the last +time I gazed on the remains of him who was powerless henceforth for +ever. In a few minutes one little span of earth would keep down that +strange form which seemed once endowed with ubiquity. That wild +unearthly voice was mute; that wandering glance was fixed; a seal was +set upon those lips which eternity itself could not remove. Yes, my +Tormentor—my mysterious—omnipresent Tormentor was indeed gone; and in +that one word, how much of vengeance was forgotten! I was roused from +this reverie by the hollow sound of the clay as it fell dull and heavy +on the coffin-lid. The poor sleeper beneath could not hear it, it is +true; his slumber, henceforth, was sound; the full tide of human +population pressing fast beside the spot where he lay buried, should +never wake him more: no human sorrow should rack his breast, no dream +disturb his repose; yet cold, changed, and senseless as he was, the +first sound of the falling clods jarred strange and harsh upon my ear, +as if it must perforce awake him. In this feverish state of mind I +quitted the church-yard, and, on my road home, passed by the shop where +I had first met with the deceased. It was altered—strangely altered—to +my mind, revoltingly so. Its quaint antique character, its dingy +spectral look were gone, and there was even a studied air of +cheerfulness about it, as if the present proprietor were anxious to +obliterate every association, however slight, that might possibly remind +him of the past. The former owner had but just passed out, his ashes +were scarcely cold, and already his name was on the wane. Yet this is +human nature. So trifling, in fact, is the gap caused by our absence in +society, that there needs no patriotic Curtius to leap into it; it +closes without a miracle the instant it is made, and none but a +disinterested Undertaker knows or cares for whom tolls our passing bell.</p> + +<p><em>Monthly Magazine.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<h2 align="center">SPIRIT OF THE</h2> + +<h2 align="center">PUBLIC JOURNALS.</h2> +<br /> + +<p><strong>THE TOUR OF DULNESS</strong>.</p> + +<p>From her throne of clouds, as Dulness look'd<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">On her foggy and favour'd nation,</span><br /><br /> +She sleepily nodded her poppy-crown'd head,<br /> +And gently waved her sceptre of lead,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">In token of approbation.</span><br /><br /> +<br /> +</p><p>For the north-west wind brought clouds and gloom,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Blue devils on earth, and mists in the air;</span><br /><br /> +Of parliamentary prose some died,<br /> +Some perpetrated suicide,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">And her empire flourish'd there.</span><br /><br /> +<br /> +</p><p>The Goddess look'd with a gracious eye<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">On her ministers great and small;</span><br /><br /> +But most she regarded with tenderness<br /> +Her darling shrine, the Minerva Press,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">In the street of Leadenhall.</span><br /><br /> +<br /> +</p><p>This was her sacred haunt, and here<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Her name was most adored,</span><br /><br /> +Her chosen here officiated.<br /> +And hence her oracles emanated,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">And breathed the Goddess in every word.</span><br /><br /> +<br /> +</p><p>She pass'd from the east to the west, and paused<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">In New Burlington-street awhile,</span><br /><br /> +To inspire a few puffs for Colburn and Co.<br /> +And indite some dozen novels or so<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">In the fashionable style.</span><br /> + +<br /></p><hr style="width: 35%;" /><br /> + +<p>Then turning her own Magazine to inspect,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">She was rather at fault, as of late</span><br /> +The colour and series both were new;<br /> +But the Goddess, with discernment true,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Detected it by the weight.</span><br /> + +</p><p>She cross'd the Channel next, and peep'd<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">At Dublin; but the zeal</span><br /> +Of the liberty boys soon put her to flight.<br /> +And she dropp'd her mantle in her fright,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Which fell on Orator Shiel.</span><br /> + +</p><p>Thence sped she to the Land of Cakes,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">The land she loves and its possessors;</span><br /> +She loves its Craniologists,<br /> +Political Economists,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">And all Scotch <em>mists</em> and Scotch Professors.</span><br /> + +</p><p>And chiefly she on McCulloch smiled,<br /> +As a mother smiles on her darling child,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Or a lady on her lover;</span><br /> +Then, bethinking her of Parliament,<br /> +She hasten'd South, but ere she went,<br /> +She promised if nothing occurr'd to prevent,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">To return when the Session was over.</span><br /> + +</p><p><em>Blackwood's Magazine.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>CANNIBALISM.</p> + +<p>In great cities, cannibalism takes an infinite variety of shapes. In the +neighbourhood of St. James's-street there are numerous slaughter-houses, +where men are daily consumed by the operation of cards and dice; and +where they are caught by the same bait, at which Quin said he should +have infallibly bitten. A similar process is likewise carried on in +'Change Alley, on a great scale; not to speak of that snare especially +set for widows and children, called a "joint stock speculation." But +your cannibal of cannibals is a parliament patron. Here, a great borough +proprietor swallows a regiment at a single gulp; and there, the younger +son of a lord ruminates over a colony till the very crows cannot find a +dinner in it; and there again, a duke or a minister, himself and his +family, having first "supped full of horrors," casts a diocese to the +side-table, to be mumbled at leisure by his son's tutor. The town is +occasionally very indignant and very noisy against the gouls of +Surgeons' Hall, because they live upon the dead carcasses of their +fellow-creatures; while, strange to say, it takes but little account of +the hordes of wretches who openly, and in the face of day, hunt down +living men in their nefarious dealings as porter brewers, quack doctors, +informers, attorneys, manufacturers of bean flour, alum, and Portland +stone; and torture their subjects like so many barbacued pigs, in the +complicated processes of their cookery.—<em>New Month. Mag.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>SIGNS OF THE TIMES</strong>.</p> + +<p>"They say this town is full of cozenage,<br /> +As nimble jugglers that deceive the eye,<br /> +Disguised cheaters, prating mountebanks,<br /> +And many such like libertines of sin."<br /> +SHAKSPEARE.</p> + +<p><strong>Caveat emptor</strong>! This is the age of fraud, imposture, substitution, +transmutation, adulteration, abomination, contamination, and many others +of the same sinister ending, always excepting purification. Every thing +is debased and sophisticated, and "nothing is but what is not." All +things are mixed, lowered, debased, deteriorated, by our cozening +dealers and shopkeepers; and, bad as they are, there is every reason to +fear that they are "mox daturos progeniem vitiosiorem." We wonder at the +increase of bilious and dyspeptic patients, at the number of new books +upon stomach complaints, at the rapid fortunes made by practitioners who +undertake (the very word is ominous) to cure indigestion; but how can it +be otherwise, when Accum, before he took to quoting with his scissors, +assured us there was "poison in the pot;" when a recent writer has +shown that there are still more deleterious ingredients in the +wine-bottle; and when we ourselves have all had dismal intestine +evidence that our bread is partly made of ground bones, alum, plaster of +Paris; our tea, of aloe-leaves; our beer, of injurious drugs; our milk, +of snails and chalk; and that even the water supplied to us by our +companies is any thing rather than the real Simon Pure it professes to +be. Not less earnestly than benevolently do our quack doctors implore us +to beware of spurious articles; Day and Martin exhort us not to take our +polish from counterfeit blacking: every advertiser beseeches the +"pensive public" to be upon its guard against supposititious +articles—all, in short, is knavery, juggling, cheating, and +deception.—<em>Ibid.</em></p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<h2 align="center">Retrospective Gleanings</h2> + +<p><strong>SONNET</strong></p> + +<p>BY HENRY TEONOE, A SEA CHAPLAIN IN THE REIGN OF CHARLES II.</p> + +<p><em>Composed October the First, over against the East part of Candia.</em></p> + +<p>O! Ginnee was a bony lasse,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Which maks the world to woonder</span><br /> +How ever it should com to passe<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">That wee did part a sunder.</span><br /> + +</p><p>The driven snow, the rose so rare,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">The glorious sunne above thee,</span><br /> +Can not with my Ginnee compare,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">She was so wonderous lovely.</span><br /> + +</p><p>Her merry lookes, her forhead high,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Her hayre like golden-wyer,</span><br /> +Her hand and foote, her lipe or eye,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Would set a saint on fyre.</span><br /> + +</p><p>And for to give Giunee her due,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Thers no ill part about her;</span><br /> +The turtle-dove's not half so true;<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Then whoe can live without her?</span><br /> + +</p><p>King Solomon, where ere he lay,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Did nere unbrace a kinder;</span><br /> +O! why should Ginnee gang away,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">And I be left behind her?</span><br /> + +</p><p>Then will I search each place and roome<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">From London to Virginny,</span><br /> +From Dover-peere to Scanderoone,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">But I will finde my Ginny.</span><br /> + +</p><p>But Ginny's turned back I feare,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">When that I did not mind her;</span><br /> +Then back to England will I steare,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">To see where I can find her.</span><br /> + +</p><p>And haveing Ginnee once againe,<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">If sheed doe her indeavour,</span><br /> +The world shall never make us twaine—<br /> +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Weel live and dye together.</span></p> +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>SONG BY KING CHARLES II</strong>.</p> + +<p><em>On the Duchess of Portsmouth leaving England.</em></p> + +<p><em>(For the Mirror.)</em></p> + +<p>Bright was the morning, cool the air,<br /> +Serene was all the skies;<br /> +When on the waves I left my dear,<br /> +The center of my joys;<br /> +Heav'n and nature smiling were.<br /> +And nothing sad but I.</p> + +<p>Each rosy field their odours spread,<br /> +All fragrant was the shore;<br /> +Each river God rose from his bed,<br /> +And sighing own'd her pow'r;<br /> +Curling the waves they deck'd their heads,<br /> +As proud of what they bore.</p> + +<p>Glide on ye waves, bear these lines,<br /> +And tell her my distress;<br /> +Bear all these sighs, ye gentle winds,<br /> +And waft them to her breast;<br /> +Tell her if e'er she prove unkind,<br /> +I never shall have rest.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<h2 align="center">The Anecdote Gallery</h2> + +<p><strong>VOLTAIRE</strong>.</p> + +<p><em>(From various Authorities.)</em></p> + +<p>The Chateau of Ferney, the celebrated residence of Voltaire, six miles +from Geneva, is a place of very little picturesque beauty: its broad +front is turned to the high road, without any regard to the prospect, +and the garden is adorned with cut trees, parapet walls with +flower-pots, jets d'eaux, &c. Voltaire's bed-room is shown in its +pristine state, just as he left it in 1777, when, after a residence of +twenty years, he went to Paris to enjoy a short triumph and die. Time +and travellers have much impaired the furniture of light-blue silk, and +the Austrians, quartered in the house during the late war, have not +improved it; the bed-curtains especially, which for the last forty years +have supplied each traveller with a precious little bit, hastily torn +off, are of course in tatters. The bedstead is of common deal, coarsely +put together; a miserable portrait of Le Kain, in crayons, hangs inside +of the bed, and two others, equally bad, on each side, Frederic and +Voltaire himself. Round the room are bad prints of Washington, Franklin, +Sir Isaac Newton, and several other celebrated personages; the +ante-chamber is decorated with naked figures, in bad taste; each of +these rooms may be 12 feet by 15.</p> + +<p>Such is the narrative of an intelligent traveller, who recently visited +Ferney. "Very few," says he, "remain alive, of those who saw the poet: a +gardener who conducted us about the grounds had that advantage; he +showed us the place where the theatre stood, filling the space on the +left-hand side in entering, between the chateau and the chapel, but the +inscription on the last, <em>Voltaire à Dieu</em>, was removed during the reign +of terror. The <em>old</em> gardener spoke favourably of his <em>old</em> master, who +was, he said, <em>bon homme tout-a-fait, bien charitable,</em> and took an +airing every morning in his coach and four."</p> + +<p>In the sitting-room, adjoining the bedroom, which he was accustomed to +occupy, besides some good ancient paintings, is a very singular picture, +which was painted according to Voltaire's direction. The principal +personages are Voltaire, holding in his hand a roll of paper inscribed +La Henriade; next him is a female personification of this favourite +poem, whom he is presenting to Apollo crowned with rays of glory; Louis +XIV. with his queen and court, are observing these chief figures. In +another part, the Muses are crowning the burst of Voltaire with wreaths +of flowers, and proposing to place it with those of other immortal +authors in the Temple of Fame. The bottom of the picture is occupied by +his enemies, who are being torn to pieces by wild beasts, or burning in +flames of fire.</p> + +<p>In the bed-room is a marble cenotaph, on which is an urn that formerly +contained the heart of Voltaire, which was removed several years ago, +and placed in the church of Les Invalides at Paris. In this room also is +an engraving of Voltaire's monument in the church-yard of Ferney. In +this, four figures, representing the four quarters of the world, are +preparing to honour his bust with wreaths of laurel and palms. +Ignorance, meanwhile, with the wings of a fiend, armed with rods, is +driving them away in the midst of their pacific employment, and +extinguishing a lamp which burns above the tomb. It is a singular +circumstance that Voltaire caused the church of Ferney to be built, as +well as several houses in the village, and on an iron vane on the top of +the former is inscribed, "<em>Deo erexit Voltaire</em>."</p> + +<p>After his escape from the court of Frederic, Voltaire went first to +Lausanne, were he resided some years, and where he fitted up a private +theatre; his acquaintances there supplied him with performers, of whom +it seems he was proud, and who acted for him Zaire, Alzira, and several +other plays. Some spirited drawings of Huber represent him behind the +scene teaching, scolding, encouraging the actors; you might have thought +you heard his loud <em>bravo</em>! The part of Lusignan was frequently filled +by the poet himself, who was so much taken with it as to be seen in the +morning at the door of his house already dressed for the stage. Voltaire +had a hollow wooden voice, and his declamation had more pomp in it than +nature; yet in the part of Trissotin, in the Femmes Savantes, he +performed very well.</p> + +<p>From Lausanne, where he quarrelled with several persons, he went, in +1755, to St. Jean, close to Geneva, and gave to the house he occupied +the name of <em>Les Dèlices</em>, which it retains to this day. Ferney, which +he bought soon after, became his permanent residence for twenty years.</p> + +<p>Strangers of distinction made a point of calling on the philosopher of +Ferney, who for some years received their visits very willingly, giving +them <em>fêtes</em> and plays; but he became tired of this, and at last would +only see those who could amuse him while he amused them. A quaker from +Philadelphia, called Claude Gay, travelling in Europe, stayed some time +at Geneva; he was known as the author of some Theological works, and +liked for his good sense, moderation, and simplicity. Voltaire heard of +him, his curiosity was excited, and he desired to see him. The quaker +felt great reluctance, but suffered himself at last to be carried to +Ferney, Voltaire having promised before hand to his friends that he +would say nothing that could give him offence. At first he was delighted +with the tall, straight, handsome quaker, his broad-brimmed hat, and +plain drab suit of clothes; the mild and serene expression of his +countenance; and the dinner promised to go off very well; yet he soon +took notice of the great sobriety of his guest, and made jokes, to which +he received grave and modest answers. The patriarchs, and the first +inhabitants of the earth were next alluded to; by and by he began to +sneer at the historical proofs of Revelation; but Claude was not to be +driven away from his ground, and while examining these proofs, and +arguing upon them rationally, he overlooked the light attacks of his +adversary, when not to the point, appeared insensible to his sarcasms +and wit, and remained always cool and serious. Voltaire's vivacity at +last turned to downright anger; his eyes flashed fire whenever they met +the benign and placid countenance of the quaker, and the dispute went so +far at last, that the latter, getting up, said, "Friend Voltaire! +perhaps thou mayst come to understand these matters rightly; in the +meantime, finding I can do thee no good, I leave thee, and so fare thee +well!" So saying he went away on foot, notwithstanding all entreaties, +back again to Geneva, leaving the whole company in consternation. +Voltaire immediately retired to his own room. M. Huber,<a name="ret8" id="ret8"></a>[8] who was +present at this scene, made a drawing of the two actors. + +PHILO.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<h2 align="center">THE GATHERER.</h2> + +<p>A snapper up of unconsidered trifles. +SHAKSPEARE.</p> +<br /> + +<p><strong>SIR W. JONES AND MR. DAY</strong>.</p> + +<p>One day, upon removing some books at the chambers of Sir William Jones, +a large spider dropped upon the floor, upon which Sir William, with some +warmth, said, "Kill that spider, Day, kill that spider!" "No," said Mr. +Day, with that coolness for which he was so conspicuous, "I will not +kill that spider, Jones; I do not know that I have a right to kill that +spider! Suppose when you are going in your coach to Westminster Hall, a +superior being, who, perhaps may have as much power over you as you have +over this insect, should say to his companion, 'Kill that lawyer! kill +that lawyer!' how should you like that, Jones? and I am sure, to most +people, a lawyer is a more noxious animal than a spider."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>BISHOP</strong></p> + +<p>In Cambridge, this title is not confined to the dignitaries of the +church; but <em>port</em> wine, made <em>copiously potable</em> by being mulled and +burnt, with the <em>addenda</em> of roasted lemons all bristling like angry +hedge-hogs (studded with cloves,) is dignified with the appellation of +<em>Bishop</em>:</p> + +<p>Beneath some old oak, come and rest thee, my hearty; +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">Our foreheads with roses, oh! let us entwine!</span><br /> +And, inviting young Bacchus to be of the party, +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">We'll drown all our troubles in oceans of wine!</span><br /> + +</p><p>And perfumed with <em>Macassar</em> or <em>Otto</em> of roses, +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">We'll pass round the BISHOP, the spice-breathing cup,</span><br /> +And take of that medicine such wit-breeding doses, +<span style="layout-flow: horizontal; margin-left: 0.5em;">We'll knock <em>down</em> the god, or he shall knock us <em>up</em>.</span><br /> + +<br /></p><hr style="width: 35%;" /><br /> + +<p><strong>GAZETTED AND IN THE GAZETTE</strong>.</p> + +<p>These terms imply very different things. The son of a nobleman is +<em>gazetted</em>, as a cornet in a regiment, and all his friends rejoice. John +Thomson is <em>in the Gazette</em>, and all his friends lament.</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>UNFORTUNATE CASE</strong>.</p> + +<p>A zealous priest in the north of Ireland missed a constant auditor from +his congregation, in which schism had already made depredations. "What +keeps our friend Farmer B----away from us?" was the anxious question +proposed by the vigilant minister to his assistant, "I have not seen him +among us," continued he, "these three weeks; I hope it is not +Protestantism that keeps him away," "No," was the reply, "it is worse +than that." "Worse than Protestantism? God forbid it should,—Deism?" +"No, worse than that." "Worse than Deism! good heavens, I trust it is +not Atheism." "No, worse than Atheism!" "Impossible, nothing can be +worse than Atheism!" "Yes, it is, your honour—<em>it is Rheumatism</em>!"</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>LIQUIDATING CLAIMS</strong>.</p> + +<p>During a remarkable wet summer, Joe Vernon, whose vocal taste and humour +contributed for many years to the entertainment of the frequenters of +Vauxhall Gardens, but who was not quite so good a <em>timist</em> in money +matters as in music, meeting an acquaintance who had the misfortune to +hold some of his unhonoured paper, was asked by him, not uninterestedly, +how the gardens were going on? "Oh, <em>swimmingly</em>!" answered the jocose +Joe. "Glad to hear it," retorted the creditor, "their <em>swimming</em> state, +I hope, will cause the singers to <em>liquidate their notes</em>."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p>Mr. Samuel Deacon, a most respectable Baptist minister, who resided at +Barton in Leicestershire, was not peculiarly happy in his cast of +countenance or general appearance; conscious of the silly ridicule his +unprepossessing <em>tout ensemble</em> occasionally excited, he made the +following good-humoured, quaint remark:—</p> + +<p>"The carcass that you look at so,<br /> +Is not Sam Deacon, you must know,<br /> +But 'tis the carriage—the machine,<br /> +Which Samuel Deacon rideth in."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><strong>ADVANTAGES OF LOQUACITY</strong></p> + +<p>A very pretty woman, who was tediously loquacious, complained one day to +Madame de Sevigné, that she was sadly tormented by her lovers. "Oh, +Madame," said Madame de Sevigné to her, with a smile, "it is very easy +to get rid of them: you have only to speak."</p> + +<hr style="width: 35%;" /> + +<p><em>Printed and Published by J. LIMBIRD 143, Strand, (near Somerset House,) +London; sold by ERNEST FLEISCHEN, 626, New Market, Leipsic; and by all +Newsman and Booksellers.</em></p> + +<p>FOOTNOTES:</p> + +<p><a name="ft1" id="ft1"></a>[1] The old bridge was of wood, and 168 yards in length. It was the most +ancient on the River Thames, except that of London, and is mentioned in +a record of the 8th year of Henry III.</p> + +<p><a name="ft2" id="ft2"></a>[2] At the time the chapel fell, the sexton, while digging a grave was +buried under the ruins, with another person, and his daughter. The +latter, notwithstanding she lay covered seven hours, survived this +misfortune seventeen years, and was her father's successor. The memory +of this event is preserved by a print of this singular woman, engraved +by M'Ardell.</p> + +<p><a name="ft3" id="ft3"></a>[3] The work is dedicated to Dr. Babington, "in remembrance of some +delightful days passed in his society, and in gratitude for an +uninterrupted friendship of a quarter of a century;" and in the preface +the author, after saying that the characters are imaginary, intimates +that "in the portrait of HALIEUS, given in the last dialogue, a +likeness, he thinks, will not fail to be recognised to that of a most +estimable physician, ardently beloved by his friends, and esteemed and +venerated by the public."</p> + +<p><a name="ft4" id="ft4"></a>[4] In our last volume, this was erroneously attributed to Swift.</p> + +<p><a name="ft" id="ft5"></a>[5] See page 370, vol. xi. MIRROR.</p> + + <p><a name="ft6" id="ft6"></a>[6] As "kill him, crimp him," &c.</p> + +<p><a name="ft7" id="ft7"></a>[7] The late worthy and scientific Wm. Reynolds, of the Bank, near Ketley.</p> +<p><a name="ft8" id="ft8"></a>[8] M. Huber was the father of the author of a work on the economy of +bees, and the grandfather of the author of a work on the economy of +ants. The first M. Huber had a very peculiar talent for drawing; with +his scissors he could cut a piece of paper into a representation of +anything, as accurately, and as fast, and with as much spirit, as he +might have delineated with his pencil either figures or landscapes. +Voltaire was his favourite subject; and he is known to have taught his +dog to bite off a piece of crumb of bread, which he held in his hand, so +as to give it as last the appearance of Voltaire.</p> +</td> + </tr> +</table> + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, +and Instruction, by Various + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MIRROR OF LITERATURE 324 *** + +***** This file should be named 10331-h.htm or 10331-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + https://www.gutenberg.org/1/0/3/3/10331/ + +Produced by Jonathan Ingram, Sjaani and PG Distributed Proofreaders + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction + Volume XII., No. 324, July 26, 1828 + +Author: Various + +Release Date: November 29, 2003 [EBook #10331] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MIRROR OF LITERATURE 324 *** + + + + +Produced by Jonathan Ingram, Sjaani and PG Distributed Proofreaders + + + + +THE MIRROR + +OF + +LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION. + +324.] SATURDAY, JULY 26, 1828. [Price 2_d_. + +Vol. XII + +[Illustration: KINGSTON NEW BRIDGE] + + + + +KINGSTON NEW BRIDGE. + +Through many a bridge the wealthy river roll'd. +SOUTHEY. + +The annexed picturesque engraving represents the new bridge[1] from +Kingston-upon-Thames to Hampton-Wick, in the royal manor of Hampton +Court. It is built of Portland stone, and consists of five elliptical +arches, the centre arch being 60 feet span by 19 in height, and the side +arches 56 and 52 feet span respectively. The abutments are terminated by +towers or bastions, and the whole is surmounted by a cornice and +balustrade, with galleries projecting over the pier; which give a bold +relief to the general elevation. The length of the bridge is 382 feet by +27 feet in width. It is of chaste Grecian architecture, from the design +of Mr. Lapidge, to whose courtesy we are indebted for the original of +our engraving. The building contract was undertaken by Mr. Herbert for +L26,800. and the extra work has not exceeded L100. a very rare, if not +an unprecedented occurrence in either public or private undertakings of +this description. The first stone was laid by the Earl of Liverpool, +November 7, 1825, and the bridge was opened in due form by her royal +highness the Duchess of Clarence, on July 17, 1828. + +Kingston is one of the most picturesque towns on the banks of the +Thames; and its antiquarian attractions are of the highest order. It was +occupied by the Romans, and in aftertimes it was either a royal +residence or a royal demesne, so early as the union of the Saxon +Heptarchy; for there is a record extant of a council held there in 838, +at which Egbert, the first king of all England, and his son Athelwolf +were present; and in this record it is styled _Kyningenstum famosa ilia +locus_. Some of our Saxon kings were also crowned here; and adjoining +the church is a large stone, on which, according to tradition, they were +placed during the ceremony. Many interesting relics have from time to +time been discovered in illustration of these historical facts, and till +the year 1730, the figures of some of the above kings and that of king +John (who chartered the town) were preserved in a chapel adjoining the +above spot. In that year, however, the chapel fell, and with it were +demolished the royal _effigies_.[2] Mr. Lysons, with his usual accuracy, +enumerates nine kings who were crowned here. + +Kingston formerly sent members to parliament, till, by petition, the +inhabitants prayed to be relieved from the burden! + +At Hampton Wick, the village on the opposite bank, resided the witty but +profligate Sir Richard Steele, in a house which he whimsically +denominated "the hovel;" and "from the Hovel at Hampton Wick, April 7, +1711," he dedicated the fourth volume of the _Tatler_ to Charles, Lord +Halifax. This was probably about the time he became surveyor of the +royal stables at Hampton Court, governor of the king's comedians, a +justice of the peace for Middlesex, and a knight. + + * * * * * + + +ARCHBISHOPS OF CANTERBURY. + +The first Archbishop of Canterbury was Austin, appointed by King +Ethelbert, on his conversion to Christianity, about the year 598. Before +the coming of the Saxons into England, the Christian Britons had three +Archbishops, viz. of London, York, and Caerleon, an ancient city of +South Wales. The Britons being driven out of these parts, the +Archbishoprick of London became extinct; and when Pope Gregory the Great +had afterwards sent thither Augustine, and his fellow-labourer to preach +the Gospel to the then heathen Saxons, the Archiepiscopal See was +planted at Canterbury, as being the metropolis of the kingdom of Kent, +where King Ethelbert had received the same St. Augustine, and with his +kingdom was baptized, and embraced the doctrines of Christianity before +the rest of the Heptarchy. The other Archbishoprick of Caerleon was +translated to St. David's in Pembrokeshire, and afterwards wholly to the +See of Canterbury; since which, all England and Wales reckon but two +Archbishops, Canterbury and York. The following Archbishops have died at +Lambeth Palace;--Wittlesey, in 1375; Kemp, 1453; Dean, 1504; all buried +in Canterbury Cathedral: Cardinal Pole, 1558, after lying in state here +40 days was buried at Canterbury; Parker, 1575, buried in Lambeth +Chapel; Whitgift, 1604, buried at Croydon; Bancroft, 1610, buried at +Lambeth; Juxon, 1663, buried in the chapel of St. John's College, +Oxford; Sheldon, 1667, buried at Croydon; Tillotson, 1694, buried in the +church of St. Laurence Jewry, London; Tennison, 1715; and Potter, 1747, +both buried at Croydon; Seeker, 1768; Cornwallis, 1783, and Moore, +1805, all buried at Lambeth. In 1381, the Archbishop, Simon of Sudbury, +fell a victim to Wat Tyler and his crew, when they attacked Lambeth +Palace. + +P. T. W. + + * * * * * + + +DAYS OF FLY FISHING. + +That an ex-president (Sir Humphry Davy) of the Royal Society should +write a book on field sports may at first sight appear rather +_unphilosophical_; although it is not more fanciful than Bishop +Berkeley's volume on tar water, Bishop Watson's improvement in the +manufacture of gunpowder, Sir Walter Scott writing a sermon, or a Scotch +minister inventing a safety gun, and, as we are told, _presenting_ the +same to the King in person. Be this as it may, since our first +acquaintance with the "prince of piscators," the patriarch of anglers, +Isaak Walton, it has seldom been our lot to meet with so pleasant a +volume as _Salmonia, or Days of Fly Fishing_, to whose contents we are +about to introduce our readers. + +In our last number we gave a _flying_ extract, entitled, "Superstitions +on the Weather," being a fair specimen of the very agreeable manner of +the digressions in the above work, which is, perhaps, less practical +than it might have been; but this defect is more than atoned for in the +author's felicitous mode of intermingling with the main subject, some of +the most curious facts and phenomena in natural history and philosophy +so as to familiarize the angler with many causes and effects which +altogether belong to a higher class of reading than that of mere +amusement. All this, too, is done in a simple, graceful, and flowing +style, always amusive, and sometimes humorously illustrative--advantages +which our philosophical writers do not generally exhibit, but which are +more or less evident in every page of Sir Humphry Davy's writings. + +_Salmonia_ consists of a series of conversations between four +characters--Halieus,[3] Poietes, Physicus, Ornither. In the "First Day" +we have an ingenious vindication of fly fishing against the well-known +satire of Johnson[4] and Lord Byron, and the following:-- + +_Halieus._--A noble lady, long distinguished at court for pre-eminent +beauty and grace, and whose mind possesses undying charms, has written +some lines in my copy of Walton, which, if you will allow me, I will +repeat to you:-- + +Albeit, gentle Angler, I + Delight not in thy trade, +Yet in thy pages there doth lie +So much of quaint simplicity, + So much of mind, + Of such good kind. + That none need be afraid, +Caught by thy cunning bait, this book, +To be ensnared on thy hook. + +Gladly from thee, I'm lur'd to bear + With things that seem'd most vile before, +For thou didst on poor subjects rear +Matter the wisest sage might hear. + And with a grace, + That doth efface + More laboured works, thy simple lore +Can teach us that thy skilful _lines_, +More than the scaly brood _confines_. + +Our hearts and senses too, we see, + Rise quickly at thy master hand, +And ready to be caught by thee +Are lured to virtue willingly. + Content and peace, + With health and ease, + Walk by thy side. At thy command +We bid adieu to worldly care. +And joy in gifts that all may share. + +Gladly with thee, I pace along. + And of sweet fancies dream; +Waiting till some inspired song, +Within my memory cherished long, + Comes fairer forth. + With more of worth; + Because that time upon its stream +Feathers and chaff will bear away, +But give to gems a brighter ray. + +And though the charming and intellectual author of this poem is not an +angler herself, yet I can quote the example of her lovely daughters to +vindicate fly fishing from the charge of cruelty, and to prove that the +most delicate and refined minds can take pleasure in this innocent +amusement. + +Gay's passionate love for angling is well known; it was his principal +occupation in the summer at Amesbury; and "the late excellent John +Tobin, author of the _Honey Moon_, was an ardent angler." Among heroes, +Trajan was fond of angling. Nelson was a good fly-fisher, and continued +the pursuit even with his left hand; and, says the author, "I have known +a person who fished with him at Merton, in the Wandle. Dr. Paley was so +much attached to this amusement, that when the Bishop of Durham inquired +of him when one of his most important works would be finished, he said, +with great simplicity and good-humour, 'My lord, I shall work steadily +at it when the fly-fishing season is over.'"--Then we have a poetical +description of river scenery, till two of the party arrive at the +following conclusions:-- + +I have already admitted the danger of analyzing, too closely, the moral +character of any of our field sports; yet I think it cannot be doubted +that the nervous system of fish, and cold-blooded animals in general, is +less sensitive than that of warm-blooded animals. The hook usually is +fixed in the cartilaginous part of the mouth, where there are no nerves; +and a proof that the sufferings of a hooked fish cannot be great is +found in the circumstance, that though a trout has been hooked and +played for some minutes, he will often, after his escape with the +artificial fly in his mouth, take the natural fly, and feed as if +nothing had happened; having apparently learnt only from the experiment, +that the artificial fly is not proper for food. And I have caught pikes +with four or five hooks in their mouths, and tackle which they had +broken only a few minutes before; and the hooks seemed to have had no +other effect than that of serving as a sort of _sauce piquante_, urging +them to seize another morsel of the same kind.--The advocates for a +favourite pursuit never want sophisms to defend it. I have even heard it +asserted, that a hare enjoys being hunted. Yet I will allow that +fly-fishing, after your vindication, appears amongst the least cruel of +field sports. + +We must, however, confine ourselves to a few colloquial extracts from +the _practical_ portion of the volume; as + +_Flies on the Wandle, &c._ + +_Orn._--Surely the May-fly season is not the only season for day-fishing +in this river? [the Wandle.]--_Hal._ Certainly not. There are as many +fish to be taken, perhaps, in the spring fishing; but in this deep river +they are seldom in good season till the May-fly has been on, and a +fortnight hence they will be still better than even now. In September +there may be good fish taken here; but the autumnal flies are less +plentiful in this river than the spring flies--_Phys_, Pray tell me what +are the species of fly which take in these two seasons.--_Hal_. You know +that trout spawn or deposit their ova, &c. in the end of the autumn or +beginning of winter, from the middle of November till the beginning of +January, their maturity depending upon the temperature of the season, +their quantity of food, &c. They are at least six weeks or two months +after they have spawned before they recover their flesh; and the time +when these fish are at the worst, is likewise the worst time for +fly-fishing, both on account of the cold weather, and because there are +fewer flies on the water than at any other season. Even in December and +January there are a few small gnats or water-flies on the water in the +middle of the day, in bright days, or when there is sunshine. These are +generally black, and they escape the influence of the frost by the +effects of light on their black bodies, and probably by the extreme +rapidity of the motions of their fluids, and generally of their organs. +They are found only at the surface of the water, where the temperature +must be above the freezing point. In February a few double-winged +water-flies, which swim down the stream, are usually found in the middle +of the day, such as the willow-fly; and the cow-dung-fly is sometimes +carried on the water by winds. In March there are several flies found on +most rivers. The grannam, or green-tail-fly, with a wing like a moth, +comes on generally morning and evening, from five till eight o'clock, +A.M. in mild weather, in the end of March and through April. Then there +are the blue and the brown, both ephemerae, which come on, the first in +dark days, the second in bright days; these flies, when well imitated, +are very destructive to fish. The first is a small fly, with a palish +yellow body, and slender, beautiful wings, which rest on the back as it +floats down the water. The second, called the cob in Wales, is three or +four times as large, and has brown wings, which likewise protrude from +the back, and its wings are shaded like those of a partridge, brown and +yellow brown. These three kinds of flies lay their eggs in the water, +which produce larvae that remain in the state of worms, feeding and +breathing in the water till they are prepared for their metamorphosis, +and quit the bottoms of the rivers, and the mud and stones, for the +surface, and light and air. The brown fly usually disappears before the +end of April, likewise the grannam; but of the blue dun there is a +succession of different tints, or species, or varieties, which appear in +the middle of the day all the summer and autumn long. These are the +principal flies on the Wandle--the best and clearest stream near London. +In early spring these flies have dark olive bodies; in the end of April +and the beginning of May they are found yellow; and in the summer they +become cinnamon coloured; and again, as the winter approaches, gain a +darker hue. I do not, however, mean to say that they are the same flies, +but more probably successive generations of ephemerae of the same +species. The excess of heat seems equally unfavourable, as the excess of +cold, to the existence of the smaller species of water-insects, which, +during the intensity of sunshine, seldom appear in summer, but rise +morning and evening only. The blue dun has, in June and July, a yellow +body; and there is a water-fly which, in the evening, is generally found +before the moths appear, called the red spinner. Towards the end of +August, the ephemerae appear again in the middle of the day--a very +pale, small ephemera, which is of the same colour as that which is seen +in some rivers in the beginning of July. In September and October this +kind of fly is found with an olive body, and it becomes darker in +October and paler in November. There are two other flies which appear in +the end of September and continue during October, if the weather be +mild; a large yellow fly, with a fleshy body, and wings like a moth; and +a small fly with four wings, with a dark or claret coloured body, that +when it falls on the water has its wings like the great yellow fly, flat +on its back. This, or a claret bodied fly, very similar in character, +may be likewise found in March or April, on some waters. In this river I +have often caught many large trout in April and the beginning of May, +with the blue dun, having the yellow body; and in the upper part of the +stream below St. Albans, and between that and Watford, I have sometimes, +even as early as April, caught fish in good condition; but the _true_ +season for the Colne is the season of the May-fly. The same may be said +of most of the large English rivers containing large trouts, and +abounding in May-fly--such as the Test and the Kennett, the one running +by Stockbridge, the other by Hungerford. But in the Wandle, at +Carshalton and Beddington, the May-fly is not found; and the little +blues are the constant, and, when well imitated, killing flies on this +water; to which may be joined a dark alder-fly, and a red evening fly. +In the Avon, at Ringwood and Fordingbridge, the May-fly is likewise a +killing fly; but as this is a grayling river, the other flies, +particularly the grannam and blue and brown, are good in spring, and the +alder-fly or pale blue later, and the blue dun in September and October, +and even November. In the streams in the mountainous parts of Britain, +the spring and autumnal flies are by far the most killing. The Usk was +formerly a very productive trout-stream, and the fish being well fed by +the worms washed down by the winter floods, were often in good season, +cutting red, in March and the beginning of April: and at this season the +blues and browns, particularly when the water was a little stained after +a small flood, afforded the angler good sport. In Herefordshire and +Derbyshire, where trout and grayling are often found together, the same +periods are generally best for angling; but in the Dove, Lathkill, and +Wye, with the natural May-fly many fish may be taken; and in old times, +in peculiarly windy days, or high and troubled water, even the +artificial May-fly, according to Cotton, was very killing. + +Here we must end, at least _for the present_; but there is so much +anecdotical pleasantry in _Salmonia_ that we might continue our extracts +through many columns, and we are persuaded, to the gratification of the +majority of our readers. Even when we announced the publication of this +work a few weeks since, we were led to anticipate the delight it would +afford many of our esteemed correspondents, especially our friend +_W.H.H._, who has "caught about forty trout in two or three hours" in +the rocky basins of Pot-beck, &c.[5] + +Sir Humphry Davy mentions the Wandle in Surrey, as we have quoted; but +he does not allude to the trout-fishing in the Mole, in the Vale of +Leatherhead in the same county. There are in the course of the work a +few expressions which make humanity shudder, and would drive a +Pythagorean to madness,[6] notwithstanding the ingenuity with which the +author attempts to vindicate his favourite amusement. + + * * * * * + + +SHROPSHIRE AND WELSH GIRLS. + +There are few Londoners who in their suburban strolls have failed to +notice the scores of _female_ fruit-carriers by whose toil the markets +are supplied with some of their choicest delicacies. As an interesting +illustration of the meritorious character of these handmaids to luxury, +I send you the following extract from Sir Richard Phillips's _Walk from +London to Kew_. + +PHILO. + +In the strawberry season, hundreds of women are employed to carry that +delicate fruit to market on their heads; and their industry in +performing this task is as wonderful, as their remuneration is unworthy +of the opulent classes who derive enjoyment from their labour. They +consist, for the most part, of Shropshire and Welsh girls, who walk to +London at this season in droves, to perform this drudgery, just as the +Irish peasantry come to assist in the hay and corn harvests. I learnt +that these women carry upon their heads baskets of strawberries or +raspberries, weighing from forty to fifty pounds, and make two turns in +the day, from Isleworth to market, a distance of thirteen miles each +way; three turns from Brentford, a distance of nine miles; and four +turns from Hammersmith, a distance of six miles. For the most part, they +find some conveyance back; but even then these industrious creatures +carry loads from twenty-four to thirty miles a-day, besides walking back +unladen some part of each turn! Their remuneration for this unparalleled +slavery is from 8_s_. to 9_s_. per day; each turn from the distance of +Isleworth being 4_s_. or 4_s_. 6_d_.; and from that of Hammersmith 2_s_. +or 2_s_. 3_d_. Their diet is coarse and simple, their drink, tea and +small-beer; costing not above 1_s_. or 1_s_. 6_d_. and their back +conveyance about 2_s_. or 2_s_. 6_d_.; so that their net gains are about +5_s_. per day, which, in the strawberry season, of forty days, amounts +to 10_l_. After this period the same women find employment in gathering +and marketing vegetables, at lower wages, for other sixty days, netting +about 5_l_. more. With this poor pittance they return to their native +county, and it adds either to their humble comforts, or creates a small +dowry towards a rustic establishment for life. Can a more interesting +picture be drawn of virtuous exertion? Why have our poets failed to +colour and finish it? More virtue never existed in their favourite +shepherdesses than in these Welsh and Shropshire girls! For beauty, +symmetry, and complexion, they are not inferior to the nymphs of +Arcadia, and they far outvie the pallid specimens of Circassia! Their +morals too are exemplary; and they often perform this labour to support +aged parents, or to keep their own children from the workhouse! In keen +suffering, they endure all that the imagination of a poet could desire; +they live hard, they sleep on straw in hovels and barns, and they often +burst an artery, or drop down dead from the effect of heat and +over-exertion! Yet, such is the state of one portion of our female +population, at a time when we are calling ourselves the most polished +nation on earth. + + * * * * * + + +COLEBROOK-DALE IRON-WORKS--THE REYNOLDS'. + +(_To the Editor of the Mirror_.) + +In the interesting extract you have given in your excellent Miscellany +(No. 321) from Bakewell's Introduction to Geology, when speaking of the +exhausted or impoverished state of the iron-ore and coals in Shropshire, +&c., an allusion is made in a note to that truly excellent man, the late +Mr. Richard Reynolds, and to the final extinction of the furnaces at +Colebrook-Dale, which is not altogether correct. + +I beg leave, therefore, to point out the errors to you, and to add a +fact or two more relating to that distinguished philanthropist and his +family, which, perhaps, will not be unacceptable to many of your +readers. + +Mr. Reynolds was by no means the _original_, nor, I believe, ever the +_sole_ proprietor, of the iron-works in Colebrook-Dale, as stated by Mr. +Bakewell; he derived his right in them from his wife's family the +Darbies; and the firm of "Darby and Company" was the well known mark on +the iron from these works for a very long period; more recently, that of +"Colebrook-Dale Company" was adopted. + +The Darbies were an old and respectable family of the Society of +Friends, and a pair of the elder branches of it were the original "Darby +and Joan," whose names are so well known throughout the whole kingdom. I +had this anecdote from one of the sons of Mr. Reynolds,[7] and have no +doubt of its authenticity. + +It may not be generally known to your readers, perhaps, that the first +iron bridge in England was projected at, and cast from, the furnaces of +Colebrook-Dale, and erected over the Severn, near that place, about the +year 1779; and, considering it to be the _first_ bridge of the kind, I +feel little hesitation in stating it to be, even now, the most beautiful +one. This structure, at that time thought to be a wonderful attempt, was +the entire offspring of Mr. Reynolds' genius; it was planned, cast, and +erected, under his immediate care and superintendance. + +I cannot suppose the reason given by your author for the discontinuance +of the works at Colebrook-Dale to be correct, as there is another large +furnace in the immediate neighbourhood, called "Madeley Wood Furnace" +(also belonging to Mr. Reynolds's family), which was allowed to make, +and, I believe, still makes, the best iron and steel in the United +Kingdom. Mr. Reynolds had also other great iron-works at Ketley, since +carried on by his two sons, William and Joseph, and still in high +reputation, as to the quality of the iron made there; these are not more +distant from Colebrook-Dale than six or seven miles, and between the two +there are the extensive and highly valuable works of "Old Park," &c., +belonging to Mr. Botfield (so that the whole district abounds in the +materials), which not having the advantage of the immediate vicinity of +the Severn for conveyance, would have been more likely to have stopped +from the circumstances stated in your extract; _viz._ the failure in +quality or quantity of iron-stone, coals, or other necessary matter. The +Colebrook-Dale fires must, therefore, I conceive, have ceased to blaze, +and the blast of her furnaces to roar, from some other cause, and from +some private reason of her late proprietors. + +Your constant reader, + +_Shrewsbury._ SALOPIENSIS. + + * * * * * + + +NOTES OF A READER. + +TRAGEDY. + +We do not see any necessary and natural connexion between death and the +end of the third volume of a novel, or the conclusion of the fifth act +of a play,--though that connexion in some modern novels, and in most +English tragedies, seems to be assumed. Nor does it seem to follow, +that, because death is the object of universal dread and aversion, and +because terror is one of the objects of tragedy, death must, therefore, +necessarily be represented; and not only so, but the more deaths the +better. If it be true that familiarity has a tendency to create +indifference, if not contempt, it must be considered prudent to have +recourse to this strong exhibition as to drastic remedies in medicine, +with caution and discrimination, and with a view to the continuance of +its effect. We cannot help wishing that our own Shakspeare, who lays +down such excellent rules for the guidance of actors, and cautions them +so earnestly against "overstepping the modesty of nature," and the +danger of "tearing passion to rags," had remembered, that the poet +himself has certain limits imposed upon him, which he cannot transgress +with impunity. We should not then have observed, in the perusal of some +of his plays, the marginal notice of ["_dies_"] with about as much +emotion as a note of exclamation; nor, when at the actual +representation, we behold the few remaining persons of the drama +scarcely able to cross the stage without stumbling over the bodies of +their fallen companions, should we have felt our thoughts unavoidably +wandering from the higher business and moral effect of the scene, to the +mere physical and repelling images of fleshly mortality.--_Edinburgh +Rev._ + + * * * * * + +The inquiries of the committee appointed to devise means for the +suppression of mendicity, leave us no reason to doubt that in an average +of cases a London beggar made by "his trade" eighteen-pence per day, or +twenty-seven pounds per annum! + + * * * * * + +_One-ninth_ of the whole population of Paris are wholly maintained by +funds which the different bureaux of charity distribute for their +relief; and still a countless horde of mendicants infest her streets, +her quays, and all her public places. + + * * * * * + +Science and literature are "the nourishment of youth, the delight of +age, the ornaments of prosperous life, the refuge and consolation of +adversity, the companions of our weary travels, of our rural solitudes, +of our sleepless nights." + + * * * * * + +The following quotation from _Jamieson's Scottish Dictionary_ points out +the frugal and temperate Scot; and, in illustration, may be contrasted +with the proverbial invitation of the better feeding English, "Will you +come and take your mutton with me?" + +"KAIL, used metonimically for the whole dinner; as constituting among +our temperate ancestors the principal part, _s_. + +"Hence, in giving a friendly invitation to dinner, it is common to say, +'Will you come and tak your _kail_ wi' me?' This, as a learned friend +observes, resembles the French invitation, _Voulez vous venir manger la +soupe chez moi!_" + + * * * * * + +THE RIVER NILE. + +Ledyard, in his _Travels_, speaks thus contemptuously of this celebrated +wonder:--"This is the mighty, the sovereign of rivers--the vast Nile +that has been metamorphosed into one of the wonders of the world! Let me +be careful how I read, and, above all, how I read ancient history. You +have heard, and read too, much of its inundations. If the thousands of +large and small canals from it, and the thousands of men and machines +employed to transfer, by artificial means, the water of the Nile to the +meadows on its banks--if this be the inundation that is meant, it is +true; any other is false; it is not an inundating river." + + * * * * * + +The Jewish children to this day celebrate the fall and death of Haman, +and on that anniversary represent the blows which they would fain deal +on his scull, by striking with envenomed fury on the floor with wooden +hammers. This observance was but very lately forbidden in the Grand +Duchy of Baden. + + * * * * * + +TRAVELLING FOLLIES. + +"Many gentlemen," says an old English author, "coming to their lands +sooner than to their wits, adventure themselves to see the fashion of +other countries; whence they see the world, as Adam had knowledge of +good and evil, with the loss or lessening of their estate in this +English Paradise; and bring home a few smattering terms, flattering +garbs, apish carriages, foppish fancies, foolish guises and disguises, +the vanities of neighbour nations." + + * * * * * + +The Spaniards are infinitely more careful than the French, and other +nations, in planting trees, and in taking care of them; for it rarely +happens, when a Spaniard eats fruit in a wood or in the open country, +that he does not set the stones or the pips; and thus in the whole of +their country an infinite number of fruit-trees of all kinds are found; +whereas, in the French quarters you meet with none--_Labat._ + + * * * * * + +PAINTING. + +It is painful to think how soon the paintings of Raphael, and Titian, +and Correggio, and other illustrious men will perish and pass away. "How +long," said Napoleon to David, "will a picture last?" "About four or +five hundred years!--a fine immortality!" The poet multiplies his works +by means of a cheap material--and Homer, and Virgil, and Dante, and +Tasso, and Moliere, and Milton, and Shakspeare, may bid oblivion +defiance; the sculptor impresses his conceptions on metal or on marble, +and expects to survive the wreck of nations and the wrongs of time; but +the painter commits to perishable cloth or wood the visions of his +fancy, and dies in the certain assurance that the life of his works will +be but short in the land they adorn.--_For. Rev._ + + * * * * * + +A Chinese novelist, in describing his hero, says, "the air of the +mountains and rivers had formed his body; his mind, like a rich piece of +embroidery, was worthy of his handsome face!" Pity he has not been +introduced among our "fashionable novels." + + * * * * * + +PHRENOLOGY. + +In 1805, Dr. Gall, the celebrated phrenologist, visited the prison of +Berlin in the course of his experimental travels to establish his +theories. On April 17, in the presence of many witnesses, he was shown +upwards of two hundred culprits, of whom he had never heard till that +moment, and to whose crimes and dispositions he was a total stranger. +Dr. Gall immediately pointed out, as a general feature in one of the +wards, an extraordinary development in the region of the head where the +organ of theft is situated, and in fact every prisoner there was a +thief. Some children, also detained for theft, were then shown to him; +and in them, too, the same organ was very prominent. In two of them +particularly it was excessively large; and the prison-registers +confirmed his opinion that these two were most incorrigible. In another +room, where the women were kept apart, he distinguished one drest +exactly like the others, occupied like them, and differing in no one +thing but in the form of her head. "For what reason is this woman here," +asked Gall, "for her head announces no propensity to theft?" The answer +was, "She is the inspectress of this room." One prisoner had the organs +of benevolence and of religion as strongly developed as those of theft +and cunning; and his boast was, that he never had committed an act of +violence, and that it was repugnant to his feelings to rob a church. In +a man named Fritze, detained for the murder of his wife, though his +crime was not proved, the organs of cunning and firmness were fully +developed; and it was by these that he had eluded conviction. In +Maschke, he found the organ of the mechanical arts, together with a head +very well organized in many respects; and his crime was coining. In +Troppe he saw the same organ. This man was a shoemaker, who, without +instruction, made clocks and watches, to gain a livelihood in his +confinement. On a nearer inspection, the organ of imitation was found to +be large. "If this man had ever been near a theatre," said Gall, "he +would in all probability have turned actor." Troppe, astonished at the +accuracy of this sentence, confessed that he had joined a company of +strolling players for six months. His crime, too, was having personated +a police-officer, to extort money. The organs of circumspection, +prurience, foresight, were sadly deficient in Heisig, who, in a drunken +fit, had stabbed his best friend. In some prisoners he found the organ +of language, in others of colour, in others of mathematics; and his +opinion in no single instance failed to be confirmed by the known +talents and dispositions of the individual.--_For. Q. Rev._ + + * * * * * + +SAVING HABITS OF THE ENGLISH. + +According to the House of Commons' returns in 1815, there were no fewer +than 925,439 individuals in England and Wales, being about +_one-eleventh_ of the then existing population, members of _Friendly +Societies_, formed for the express purpose of affording protection to +the members during sickness and old age, and enabling them to subsist +without resorting to the parish funds. "No such unquestionable proof of +the prevalence of a spirit of providence and independence can be +exhibited in any other European country." We have to add, that these +must be the happiest people in the social scale. + + * * * * * + +In the year 1300, Giovanni Cimabue +and Giotto, both of Florence, were the +first to assert the natural dignity and originality +of art, and the story of those +illustrious friends is instructive and romantic. +The former was a gentleman +by birth and scholarship, and brought to +his art a knowledge of the poetry and +sculpture of Greece and Rome. The latter +was _a shepherd_; when the inspiration +of art fell upon him, he was watching his +flocks among the hills, and his first attempts +in art were to draw his sheep and +goats upon rocks and stones. It happened +that Cimabue, who was then high +in fame, observed the sketches of the +gifted shepherd; entered into conversation +with him; heard from his own lips his +natural notions of the dignity of art; and +was so much charmed by his compositions +and conversation, that he carried +him to Florence, and became his close +and intimate friend and associate. They +found Italian painting rude in form, and +without spirit and without sentiment; +they let out their own hearts fully in their +compositions, and to this day their works +are highly esteemed for grave dignity of +character, and for originality of conception. +Of these great Florentines, Giotto, the +shepherd, is confessedly the more eminent; +in him we see the dawn, or rather +the sunrise, of the fuller light of Raphael. +--_For. Rev._ + * * * * * + +A REAL HERO. + +In a _recherche_ article in the _Foreign Quarterly Review_ we meet with +the following marvellous story of Sterkodder, a sort of giant-killing +hero of the North, who, having reached his 90th year, became infirm, +blind, and eager to die. To leave the world in a natural way was out of +the question; and to be dispatched to the Hall of Odin by an ignoble +hand was scarcely less to be dreaded. Leaning on two crutches, with a +sword at each side, he waited for some one to give him the mortal +stroke. To tempt the avarice of such a one, he suspended from his neck a +valuable gold chain. He slew a peasant passing, who, rallying him on his +infirm state, had ventured to beg one of his swords, as neither could +any longer be of service to him. At last his good fortune brought him a +worthy executioner in Hather, the son of a prince whom he had slain. The +young hero was hunting, and seeing the old man, he ordered two of his +attendants to tease him. Both lost their lives for their temerity. The +prince then advanced; and the old man, after relating his great actions, +desired the former to kill him. To make the inducement stronger, he +displayed the golden chain, which would be the reward of the deed; and +to excite his rage, as well as avarice, he avowed that it was he who had +slain the late prince, and that revenge was the sacred duty of the son. +Influenced by both considerations, the latter consented to behead him. +Sterkodder exhorted him to strike manfully. The head was accordingly +severed from the body at a single blow; and as it touched the earth, the +teeth fastened themselves furiously in the ground. + + * * * * * + +WORKHOUSES + +Were first erected in England in the year 1723, when they had an instant +and striking effect in reducing the number of poor. Indeed the aversion +of the poor to workhouses was so great, that Sir F.M. Eden mentions that +some proposed, by way of weakening this aversion, "to call workhouses by +some softer and more inoffensive name." Previously to this date, it had +been customary to relieve the able-bodied poor at their own houses. + + * * * * * + +MARRIAGES IN CHINA + +Are effected through the assistance of go-betweens, who enjoy, however, +a very different repute from those of Europe, inasmuch as, among the +former, the employ is of the most honourable character. + + * * * * * + +There are 300 palaces at Rome, of which 65 only are worth seeing, and +these are defined to be houses which have arched gateways into which +carriages can drive. Some of these palaces contain pictures and statues +worth 130 or 160,000_l_., but with scarce a window whose panes are all +whole, or a clean staircase. + + * * * * * + +HORRORS OF THE INQUISITION IN SPAIN. + +Endless was the catalogue of most pious men and eminent scholars who +underwent purification, as it is termed, in this den of superstition and +tyranny. The culprit was not permitted to speak with his attorney, +except in the presence of the inquisitor and a notary, who took notes, +and certified what passed; and so far from the names of the informer or +of the witnesses being supplied, every thing that could facilitate the +explanation of them was expunged from the declarations; and the +prisoners, one and all, in these dungeons might truly exclaim, with Fray +Luis de Leon, "I feel the pain, but see not the hand which inflicts +it." Even in the early days of the inquisition, torture was carried to +such an extent, that Sextus IV., in a brief published Jan. 29, 1482, +could not refrain from deploring the wellknown truth, in lamentations +which were re-echoed from all parts of Christendom. The formula of the +sentence of torture began thus, _Christo nomine invocato_; and it was +therein expressed, that the torture should endure as long as it pleased +the inquisitors; and a protest was added, that, if during the torture +the culprit should die, or be maimed, or if effusion of blood or +mutilation of limb should ensue, the fault should be chargeable to the +culprit, and not to the inquisitors. The culprit was bound by an oath of +secresy, strengthened by fearful penalties, not to divulge any thing +that he had seen, known, or heard, in the dismal precincts of that +unholy tribunal--a secresy illegal and tyrannical, but which constituted +the soul of that monstrous association, and by which its judges were +sheltered against all responsibility.--_For. Rev._ + + * * * * * + +COLONIZATION. + +In the colonization of the West Indies, "when a city was to be founded, +the first form prescribed was, with all solemnity, to erect a gallows, +as the first thing needful; and in laying out the ground, a site was +marked for the prison as well as for the church." + + * * * * * + +"An attempt to handle the English law of evidence, in its former state," +says the _Edinburgh Review_, "was like taking up a hedgehog--all +points!" + + * * * * * + +Man is not quite so manageable in the hands of science as boiling water +or a fixed star. + + * * * * * + +PICTURE OF CONSTANTINOPLE. + +_(From the French of Lebrun.)_ + +Queen of the Morn! Sultana of the East! +City of wonders, on whose sparkling breast, +Fair, slight, and tall, a thousand palaces +Fling their gay shadows over golden seas! +Where towers and domes bestud the gorgeous land, +And countless masts, a mimic forest stand; +Where cypress shades the minaret's snowy hue, +And gleams of gold dissolve in skies of blue, +Daughter of Eastern art, the most divine-- +Lovely, yet faithless bride of Constantine-- +Fair Istamboul, whose tranquil mirror flings +Back with delight thy thousand colourings, +And who no equal in the world dost know, +Save thy own image pictured thus below! + +Dazzled, amazed, our eyes half-blinded, fail, +While sweeps the phantasm past our gliding sail-- +Like as in festive scene, some sudden light +Rises in clouds of stars upon the night. +Struck by a splendour never seen before, +Drunk with the perfumes wafted from the shore, +Approaching near these peopled groves, we deem +That from enchantment rose the gorgeous dream, +Day without voice, and motion without sound, +Silently beautiful! The haunted ground +Is paved with roofs beyond the bounds of sight, +Countless, and coloured, wrapped in golden light. +'Mid groves of cypress, measureless and vast, +In thousand forms of circles--crescents--cast, +Gold glitters, spangling all the wide extent, +And flashes back to heaven the rays it sent. +Gardens and domes, bazaars begem the woods; +Seraglios, harems--peopled solitudes, +Where the veil'd idol kneels; and vistas, through +Barr'd lattices, that give the enamoured view, +Flowers, orange-trees, and waters sparkling near, +And black and lovely eyes,--Alas, that Fear, +At those heaven-gates, dark sentinel should stand, +To scare even Fancy from her promised land! + +_Foreign Quar. Rev._ + + * * * * * + + +THE SKETCH BOOK. + +THE MYSTERIOUS TAILOR. + +_A Romance of High Holborn._ + +_(Concluded from page 46.)_ + + +On recovering from my stupor, I found myself with a physician and two +apothecaries beside me, in bed at the George Inn, Ramsgate. I had been, +it seems, for two whole days delirious, during which pregnant interval I +had lived over again all the horrors of the preceding hours. The wind +sang in my ears, the phantom forms of the unburied flitted pale and +ghastly before my eyes. I fancied that I was still on the sea; that the +massive copper-coloured clouds which hovered scarcely a yard overhead, +were suddenly transformed into uncouth shapes, who glared at me from +between saffron chinks, made by the scudding wrack; that the waters +teemed with life, cold, slimy, preternatural things of life; that their +eyes after assuming a variety of awful expressions, settled down into +that dull frozen character, and their voices into that low, sepulchral, +indefinable tone, which marked the Mysterious Tailor. This wretch was +the Abaddon of my dreamy Pandaemonium. He was ever before me; he lent an +added splendour to the day, and deepened the midnight gloom. On the +heights of Bologne I saw him; far away over the foaming waters he +floated still and lifeless beside me, his eye never once off my face, +his voice never silent in my ear. + +My tale would scarcely have an end, were I to repeat but the one half of +what during two brief days (two centuries in suffering) I experienced +from this derangement of the nervous system. My readers may fancy that I +have exaggerated my state of mind: far from it, I have purposely +softened down the more distressing particulars, apprehensive, if not of +being discredited, at least of incurring ridicule. Towards the close of +the third day my fever began to abate, I became more sobered in my turn +of thought, could contrive to answer questions, and listen with +tolerable composure to my landlord's details of my miraculous +preservation. The storm was slowly rolling off my mind, but the swell +was still left behind it. The fourth day found me so far recovered, that +I was enabled to quit my chamber, sit beside an open window, and derive +amusement from the uncouth appearance of a Dutch crew, whose brig was +lying at anchor in the harbour. From this time forward, every hour +brought fresh accession to my strength, until at the expiration of the +tenth day--so sudden is recovery in cases of violent fever when once the +crisis is passed--I was sufficiently restored to take my place by a +night-coach for London. The first few stages I endured tolerably well, +notwithstanding that I had somewhat rashly ventured upon an outside +place; but as midnight drew on, the wind became so piercingly keen, +accompanied every now and then by a squally shower of sleet, that I was +glad to bargain for an inside berth. By good luck, there was just room +enough left for one, which I instantly appropriated, in spite of sundry +hints _hemmed_ forth by a crusty old gentleman, that the coach was full +already. I took my place in the coach, to the dissatisfaction of those +already seated there. Not a word was spoken for miles: for the +circumstance of its being dark increased the distrust of all, and, in +the firm conviction that I was an adventurer, they had already, I make +no doubt, buttoned up their pockets, and diligently adjusted their +watch-chains. In a short time, this reserve wore away. From this moment +the conversation became general. Each individual had some invalid story +to relate, and I too, so far forgot my usual taciturnity as to indulge +my hearers with a detail of my late indisposition--of its origin in the +Mysterious Tailor--of the wretch's inconceivable persecution--of the +fiendish peculiarities of his appearance--of his astonishing ubiquity, +and lastly, of my conviction that he was either more or less than man. +Scarcely had the very uncourteous laughter that accompanied this +narrative concluded, when a low, intermittent snore, proceeding from a +person close at my elbow, challenged my most serious notice. The sound +was peculiar--original--unearthly--and reminded me of the same music +which had so harrowed my nerves at Bologne. Yet it could not surely be +he--he, the very thoughts of whom now sent a thrill through every vein. +Oh, no! it must be some one else--there were other harmonious +sternutators beside him, he could not be the only nasal nightingale in +the three kingdoms. While I thus argued the matter, silently, yet +suspiciously, a wandering gleam of day, streaming in at the coach +windows, faintly lit up a nose the penultimate peculiarities of which +gave a very ominous turn to my reflections. In due time this light +became more vivid; and beneath its encouraging influence, first, a pair +of eyes--then two sallow, juiceless cheeks, then an upper lip, then a +projecting chin; and lastly, the entire figure of the Mysterious Tailor +himself, whose head, it seems, had hitherto been folded, bird-like, upon +his breast, grew into atrocious distinctness, while from the depths of +the creature's throat came forth the strangely-solemn whisper, "touching +that little account." For this once, indignation got the better of +affright. "Go where I will," I exclaimed, passionately interrupting him, +"I find I cannot avoid you, you have a supernatural gift of +omnipresence, but be you fiend or mortal I will now grapple with you;" +and accordingly snatching at that obnoxious feature which, like the tail +of the rattle-snake, had twice warned me of its master's fatal presence, +I grasped it with such zealous good will, that had it been of mortal +manufacture it must assuredly have come off in my hands. Aroused by the +laughter of my fellow passengers, the coachman--who was just preparing +to mount, after having changed horses at Dartford--abruptly opened the +door, on which I as abruptly jumped out; and after paying my fare the +whole way to town, and casting on the fiend a look of "inextinguishable +hatred," made an instant retreat into the inn. About the middle of the +next day I reached London, and without a moment's pause hurried to the +lodgings of my beforementioned friend C----. Luckily he was at home, but +started at the strange forlorn figure that presented itself. And well +indeed he might. My eye-balls were glazed and bloody, my cheeks white as +a shroud, my mouth a-jar, my lips blue and quivering. "For God's sake, +C----," I began, vouchsafing no further explanation, "lend me--(I +specified the sum)--or I am ruined; that infernal, inconceivable Tailor +has--." C----smilingly interrupted me by an instant compliance with my +demand; on which, without a moment's delay, I bounded off, breathless +and semi-frantic, towards my arch fiend's Pandaemonium at High Holborn. +I cannot--cannot say what I felt as I crossed over from Drury-lane +towards his den, more particularly when, on entering, I beheld the demon +himself behind his counter--calm, moveless, and sepulchral, as if +nothing of moment had occurred; as if he were an every-day dun, or I an +every-day debtor. The instant he espied me, a sardonic smile, together +with that appalling dissyllable, "touching" (which I never to this day +hear, see, or write without a shudder) escaped him; but before he could +close his oration, I had approached, trembling with rage and reverence, +towards him, and, thrusting forth the exact sum, was rushing from his +presence, when he beckoned me back for a receipt. A receipt, and from +him too! It was like taking a receipt for one's soul from Satan!! + +The reader will doubtless conclude that, now at least, having +satisfactorily settled his demands, I had done with my Tormentor for +ever. This inference is in part correct. I followed up my vocation with +an energy strangely contrasted with my recent indifference, was early +and late in the schools, and for three months pursued this course with +such ardour, that my adventures with the Mysterious Tailor, though not +forgotten, were yet gradually losing their once powerful hold on my +imagination. This was precisely the state of my feelings, when early one +autumnal morning, just seven months from the date of my last visit to +High Holborn, I chanced to be turning down Saint Giles's Church, on my +way to--Hospital. I had nothing to render me more than usually pensive; +no new vexations, no sudden pecuniary embarrassment; yet it so happened, +that on this particular morning I felt a weight at my heart, and a cloud +on my brain, for which I could in no way account. As I passed along +Broad Street, I made one or two bold attempts to rally. I stared +inquisitively at the different passers by, endeavouring, by a snatch at +the expression of their faces, to speculate on the turn of their minds, +and the nature of their occupations; I then began to whistle and hum +some lively air, at the same time twirling my glove with affected +unconcern; but nothing would do; every exertion I made to appear +cheerful, not only found no answering sympathy from within, but even +exaggerated by constrast my despondency. In this condition I reached +Saint Giles's Church. A crowd was assembled at the gate opposite its +entrance, and presently the long surly toll of the death-bell--that +solemn and oracular memento--announced that a funeral was on the eve of +taking place. The funeral halted at the entrance gate, where the coffin +was taken from the hearse, and and thence borne into the chancel. This +ceremony concluded, the procession again set forth towards the home +appointed for the departed in a remote quarter of the church-yard. And +now the interest began in reality to deepen. As the necessary +preparations were making for lowering the coffin into earth, the +mourners--even those who had hitherto looked unmoved--pressed gradually +nearer, and with a momentary show of interest, to the grave. Such is the +ennobling character of death. + +The preparations were by this time concluded, and nothing now remained +but the last summons of the sexton. At this juncture, while the coffin +was being lowered into its resting place, my eyes, accidentally, it may +be said, but in reality by some fatal instinct, fell full upon the lid, +on which I instantly recognised a name, long and fearfully known to +me--the name of the Mysterious Tailor of High Holborn. Oh, how many +thrilling recollections did this one name recal? The rencontre in the +streets of London--the scene at the masquerade--the meeting at +Bologne--the storm--the shipwreck--the sinking vessel--the appearance at +that moment of _the man_ himself--the subsequent visions of mingled +fever and insanity: all, all now swept across my mind, as for the last +time I gazed on the remains of him who was powerless henceforth for +ever. In a few minutes one little span of earth would keep down that +strange form which seemed once endowed with ubiquity. That wild +unearthly voice was mute; that wandering glance was fixed; a seal was +set upon those lips which eternity itself could not remove. Yes, my +Tormentor--my mysterious--omnipresent Tormentor was indeed gone; and in +that one word, how much of vengeance was forgotten! I was roused from +this reverie by the hollow sound of the clay as it fell dull and heavy +on the coffin-lid. The poor sleeper beneath could not hear it, it is +true; his slumber, henceforth, was sound; the full tide of human +population pressing fast beside the spot where he lay buried, should +never wake him more: no human sorrow should rack his breast, no dream +disturb his repose; yet cold, changed, and senseless as he was, the +first sound of the falling clods jarred strange and harsh upon my ear, +as if it must perforce awake him. In this feverish state of mind I +quitted the church-yard, and, on my road home, passed by the shop where +I had first met with the deceased. It was altered--strangely altered--to +my mind, revoltingly so. Its quaint antique character, its dingy +spectral look were gone, and there was even a studied air of +cheerfulness about it, as if the present proprietor were anxious to +obliterate every association, however slight, that might possibly remind +him of the past. The former owner had but just passed out, his ashes +were scarcely cold, and already his name was on the wane. Yet this is +human nature. So trifling, in fact, is the gap caused by our absence in +society, that there needs no patriotic Curtius to leap into it; it +closes without a miracle the instant it is made, and none but a +disinterested Undertaker knows or cares for whom tolls our passing bell. + +_Monthly Magazine._ + + * * * * * + +SPIRIT OF THE + ++PUBLIC JOURNALS.+ + + +THE TOUR OF DULNESS. + +From her throne of clouds, as Dulness look'd + On her foggy and favour'd nation, +She sleepily nodded her poppy-crown'd head, +And gently waved her sceptre of lead, + In token of approbation. + +For the north-west wind brought clouds and gloom, + Blue devils on earth, and mists in the air; +Of parliamentary prose some died, +Some perpetrated suicide, + And her empire flourish'd there. + +The Goddess look'd with a gracious eye + On her ministers great and small; +But most she regarded with tenderness +Her darling shrine, the Minerva Press, + In the street of Leadenhall. + +This was her sacred haunt, and here + Her name was most adored, +Her chosen here officiated. +And hence her oracles emanated, + And breathed the Goddess in every word. + +She pass'd from the east to the west, and paused + In New Burlington-street awhile, +To inspire a few puffs for Colburn and Co. +And indite some dozen novels or so + In the fashionable style. + + * * * * * + +Then turning her own Magazine to inspect, + She was rather at fault, as of late +The colour and series both were new; +But the Goddess, with discernment true, + Detected it by the weight. + +She cross'd the Channel next, and peep'd + At Dublin; but the zeal +Of the liberty boys soon put her to flight. +And she dropp'd her mantle in her fright, + Which fell on Orator Shiel. + +Thence sped she to the Land of Cakes, + The land she loves and its possessors; +She loves its Craniologists, +Political Economists, + And all Scotch _mists_ and Scotch Professors. + +And chiefly she on McCulloch smiled, +As a mother smiles on her darling child, + Or a lady on her lover; +Then, bethinking her of Parliament, +She hasten'd South, but ere she went, +She promised if nothing occurr'd to prevent, + To return when the Session was over. + +_Blackwood's Magazine._ + + * * * * * + +CANNIBALISM. + +In great cities, cannibalism takes an infinite variety of shapes. In the +neighbourhood of St. James's-street there are numerous slaughter-houses, +where men are daily consumed by the operation of cards and dice; and +where they are caught by the same bait, at which Quin said he should +have infallibly bitten. A similar process is likewise carried on in +'Change Alley, on a great scale; not to speak of that snare especially +set for widows and children, called a "joint stock speculation." But +your cannibal of cannibals is a parliament patron. Here, a great borough +proprietor swallows a regiment at a single gulp; and there, the younger +son of a lord ruminates over a colony till the very crows cannot find a +dinner in it; and there again, a duke or a minister, himself and his +family, having first "supped full of horrors," casts a diocese to the +side-table, to be mumbled at leisure by his son's tutor. The town is +occasionally very indignant and very noisy against the gouls of +Surgeons' Hall, because they live upon the dead carcasses of their +fellow-creatures; while, strange to say, it takes but little account of +the hordes of wretches who openly, and in the face of day, hunt down +living men in their nefarious dealings as porter brewers, quack doctors, +informers, attorneys, manufacturers of bean flour, alum, and Portland +stone; and torture their subjects like so many barbacued pigs, in the +complicated processes of their cookery.--_New Month. Mag._ + + * * * * * + +SIGNS OF THE TIMES. + +"They say this town is full of cozenage, +As nimble jugglers that deceive the eye, +Disguised cheaters, prating mountebanks, +And many such like libertines of sin." +SHAKSPEARE. + ++Caveat emptor+! This is the age of fraud, imposture, substitution, +transmutation, adulteration, abomination, contamination, and many others +of the same sinister ending, always excepting purification. Every thing +is debased and sophisticated, and "nothing is but what is not." All +things are mixed, lowered, debased, deteriorated, by our cozening +dealers and shopkeepers; and, bad as they are, there is every reason to +fear that they are "mox daturos progeniem vitiosiorem." We wonder at the +increase of bilious and dyspeptic patients, at the number of new books +upon stomach complaints, at the rapid fortunes made by practitioners who +undertake (the very word is ominous) to cure indigestion; but how can it +be otherwise, when Accum, before he took to quoting with his scissors, +assured us there was "poison in the pot;" when a recent writer has +shown that there are still more deleterious ingredients in the +wine-bottle; and when we ourselves have all had dismal intestine +evidence that our bread is partly made of ground bones, alum, plaster of +Paris; our tea, of aloe-leaves; our beer, of injurious drugs; our milk, +of snails and chalk; and that even the water supplied to us by our +companies is any thing rather than the real Simon Pure it professes to +be. Not less earnestly than benevolently do our quack doctors implore us +to beware of spurious articles; Day and Martin exhort us not to take our +polish from counterfeit blacking: every advertiser beseeches the +"pensive public" to be upon its guard against supposititious +articles--all, in short, is knavery, juggling, cheating, and +deception.--_Ibid._ + + * * * * * + +Retrospective Gleanings + +SONNET + +BY HENRY TEONOE, A SEA CHAPLAIN IN THE REIGN OF CHARLES II. + +_Composed October the First, over against the East part of Candia._ + +O! Ginnee was a bony lasse, + Which maks the world to woonder +How ever it should com to passe + That wee did part a sunder. + +The driven snow, the rose so rare, + The glorious sunne above thee, +Can not with my Ginnee compare, + She was so wonderous lovely. + +Her merry lookes, her forhead high, + Her hayre like golden-wyer, +Her hand and foote, her lipe or eye, + Would set a saint on fyre. + +And for to give Giunee her due, + Thers no ill part about her; +The turtle-dove's not half so true; + Then whoe can live without her? + +King Solomon, where ere he lay, + Did nere unbrace a kinder; +O! why should Ginnee gang away, + And I be left behind her? + +Then will I search each place and roome + From London to Virginny, +From Dover-peere to Scanderoone, + But I will finde my Ginny. + +But Ginny's turned back I feare, + When that I did not mind her; +Then back to England will I steare, + To see where I can find her. + +And haveing Ginnee once againe, + If sheed doe her indeavour, +The world shall never make us twaine-- + Weel live and dye together. + + * * * * * + +SONG BY KING CHARLES II. + +_On the Duchess of Portsmouth leaving England._ + +_(For the Mirror.)_ + +Bright was the morning, cool the air, +Serene was all the skies; +When on the waves I left my dear, +The center of my joys; +Heav'n and nature smiling were. +And nothing sad but I. + +Each rosy field their odours spread, +All fragrant was the shore; +Each river God rose from his bed, +And sighing own'd her pow'r; +Curling the waves they deck'd their heads, +As proud of what they bore. + +Glide on ye waves, bear these lines, +And tell her my distress; +Bear all these sighs, ye gentle winds, +And waft them to her breast; +Tell her if e'er she prove unkind, +I never shall have rest. + + * * * * * + +The Anecdote Gallery + +VOLTAIRE. + +_(From various Authorities.)_ + +The Chateau of Ferney, the celebrated residence of Voltaire, six miles +from Geneva, is a place of very little picturesque beauty: its broad +front is turned to the high road, without any regard to the prospect, +and the garden is adorned with cut trees, parapet walls with +flower-pots, jets d'eaux, &c. Voltaire's bed-room is shown in its +pristine state, just as he left it in 1777, when, after a residence of +twenty years, he went to Paris to enjoy a short triumph and die. Time +and travellers have much impaired the furniture of light-blue silk, and +the Austrians, quartered in the house during the late war, have not +improved it; the bed-curtains especially, which for the last forty years +have supplied each traveller with a precious little bit, hastily torn +off, are of course in tatters. The bedstead is of common deal, coarsely +put together; a miserable portrait of Le Kain, in crayons, hangs inside +of the bed, and two others, equally bad, on each side, Frederic and +Voltaire himself. Round the room are bad prints of Washington, Franklin, +Sir Isaac Newton, and several other celebrated personages; the +ante-chamber is decorated with naked figures, in bad taste; each of +these rooms may be 12 feet by 15. + +Such is the narrative of an intelligent traveller, who recently visited +Ferney. "Very few," says he, "remain alive, of those who saw the poet: a +gardener who conducted us about the grounds had that advantage; he +showed us the place where the theatre stood, filling the space on the +left-hand side in entering, between the chateau and the chapel, but the +inscription on the last, _Voltaire a Dieu_, was removed during the reign +of terror. The _old_ gardener spoke favourably of his _old_ master, who +was, he said, _bon homme tout-a-fait, bien charitable,_ and took an +airing every morning in his coach and four." + +In the sitting-room, adjoining the bedroom, which he was accustomed to +occupy, besides some good ancient paintings, is a very singular picture, +which was painted according to Voltaire's direction. The principal +personages are Voltaire, holding in his hand a roll of paper inscribed +La Henriade; next him is a female personification of this favourite +poem, whom he is presenting to Apollo crowned with rays of glory; Louis +XIV. with his queen and court, are observing these chief figures. In +another part, the Muses are crowning the burst of Voltaire with wreaths +of flowers, and proposing to place it with those of other immortal +authors in the Temple of Fame. The bottom of the picture is occupied by +his enemies, who are being torn to pieces by wild beasts, or burning in +flames of fire. + +In the bed-room is a marble cenotaph, on which is an urn that formerly +contained the heart of Voltaire, which was removed several years ago, +and placed in the church of Les Invalides at Paris. In this room also is +an engraving of Voltaire's monument in the church-yard of Ferney. In +this, four figures, representing the four quarters of the world, are +preparing to honour his bust with wreaths of laurel and palms. +Ignorance, meanwhile, with the wings of a fiend, armed with rods, is +driving them away in the midst of their pacific employment, and +extinguishing a lamp which burns above the tomb. It is a singular +circumstance that Voltaire caused the church of Ferney to be built, as +well as several houses in the village, and on an iron vane on the top of +the former is inscribed, "_Deo erexit Voltaire_." + +After his escape from the court of Frederic, Voltaire went first to +Lausanne, were he resided some years, and where he fitted up a private +theatre; his acquaintances there supplied him with performers, of whom +it seems he was proud, and who acted for him Zaire, Alzira, and several +other plays. Some spirited drawings of Huber represent him behind the +scene teaching, scolding, encouraging the actors; you might have thought +you heard his loud _bravo_! The part of Lusignan was frequently filled +by the poet himself, who was so much taken with it as to be seen in the +morning at the door of his house already dressed for the stage. Voltaire +had a hollow wooden voice, and his declamation had more pomp in it than +nature; yet in the part of Trissotin, in the Femmes Savantes, he +performed very well. + +From Lausanne, where he quarrelled with several persons, he went, in +1755, to St. Jean, close to Geneva, and gave to the house he occupied +the name of _Les Delices_, which it retains to this day. Ferney, which +he bought soon after, became his permanent residence for twenty years. + +Strangers of distinction made a point of calling on the philosopher of +Ferney, who for some years received their visits very willingly, giving +them _fetes_ and plays; but he became tired of this, and at last would +only see those who could amuse him while he amused them. A quaker from +Philadelphia, called Claude Gay, travelling in Europe, stayed some time +at Geneva; he was known as the author of some Theological works, and +liked for his good sense, moderation, and simplicity. Voltaire heard of +him, his curiosity was excited, and he desired to see him. The quaker +felt great reluctance, but suffered himself at last to be carried to +Ferney, Voltaire having promised before hand to his friends that he +would say nothing that could give him offence. At first he was delighted +with the tall, straight, handsome quaker, his broad-brimmed hat, and +plain drab suit of clothes; the mild and serene expression of his +countenance; and the dinner promised to go off very well; yet he soon +took notice of the great sobriety of his guest, and made jokes, to which +he received grave and modest answers. The patriarchs, and the first +inhabitants of the earth were next alluded to; by and by he began to +sneer at the historical proofs of Revelation; but Claude was not to be +driven away from his ground, and while examining these proofs, and +arguing upon them rationally, he overlooked the light attacks of his +adversary, when not to the point, appeared insensible to his sarcasms +and wit, and remained always cool and serious. Voltaire's vivacity at +last turned to downright anger; his eyes flashed fire whenever they met +the benign and placid countenance of the quaker, and the dispute went so +far at last, that the latter, getting up, said, "Friend Voltaire! +perhaps thou mayst come to understand these matters rightly; in the +meantime, finding I can do thee no good, I leave thee, and so fare thee +well!" So saying he went away on foot, notwithstanding all entreaties, +back again to Geneva, leaving the whole company in consternation. +Voltaire immediately retired to his own room. M. Huber,[8] who was +present at this scene, made a drawing of the two actors. + +PHILO. + + + + * * * * * + ++THE GATHERER.+ + +A snapper up of unconsidered trifles. +SHAKSPEARE. + + +SIR W. JONES AND MR. DAY. + +One day, upon removing some books at the chambers of Sir William Jones, +a large spider dropped upon the floor, upon which Sir William, with some +warmth, said, "Kill that spider, Day, kill that spider!" "No," said Mr. +Day, with that coolness for which he was so conspicuous, "I will not +kill that spider, Jones; I do not know that I have a right to kill that +spider! Suppose when you are going in your coach to Westminster Hall, a +superior being, who, perhaps may have as much power over you as you have +over this insect, should say to his companion, 'Kill that lawyer! kill +that lawyer!' how should you like that, Jones? and I am sure, to most +people, a lawyer is a more noxious animal than a spider." + + * * * * * + +BISHOP + +In Cambridge, this title is not confined to the dignitaries of the +church; but _port_ wine, made _copiously potable_ by being mulled and +burnt, with the _addenda_ of roasted lemons all bristling like angry +hedge-hogs (studded with cloves,) is dignified with the appellation of +_Bishop_: + +Beneath some old oak, come and rest thee, my hearty; + Our foreheads with roses, oh! let us entwine! +And, inviting young Bacchus to be of the party, + We'll drown all our troubles in oceans of wine! + +And perfumed with _Macassar_ or _Otto_ of roses, + We'll pass round the BISHOP, the spice-breathing cup, +And take of that medicine such wit-breeding doses, + We'll knock _down_ the god, or he shall knock us _up_. + + * * * * * + +GAZETTED AND IN THE GAZETTE. + +These terms imply very different things. The son of a nobleman is +_gazetted_, as a cornet in a regiment, and all his friends rejoice. John +Thomson is _in the Gazette_, and all his friends lament. + + * * * * * + +UNFORTUNATE CASE. + +A zealous priest in the north of Ireland missed a constant auditor from +his congregation, in which schism had already made depredations. "What +keeps our friend Farmer B----away from us?" was the anxious question +proposed by the vigilant minister to his assistant, "I have not seen him +among us," continued he, "these three weeks; I hope it is not +Protestantism that keeps him away," "No," was the reply, "it is worse +than that." "Worse than Protestantism? God forbid it should,--Deism?" +"No, worse than that." "Worse than Deism! good heavens, I trust it is +not Atheism." "No, worse than Atheism!" "Impossible, nothing can be +worse than Atheism!" "Yes, it is, your honour--_it is Rheumatism_!" + + * * * * * + +LIQUIDATING CLAIMS. + +During a remarkable wet summer, Joe Vernon, whose vocal taste and humour +contributed for many years to the entertainment of the frequenters of +Vauxhall Gardens, but who was not quite so good a _timist_ in money +matters as in music, meeting an acquaintance who had the misfortune to +hold some of his unhonoured paper, was asked by him, not uninterestedly, +how the gardens were going on? "Oh, _swimmingly_!" answered the jocose +Joe. "Glad to hear it," retorted the creditor, "their _swimming_ state, +I hope, will cause the singers to _liquidate their notes_." + + * * * * * + +Mr. Samuel Deacon, a most respectable Baptist minister, who resided at +Barton in Leicestershire, was not peculiarly happy in his cast of +countenance or general appearance; conscious of the silly ridicule his +unprepossessing _tout ensemble_ occasionally excited, he made the +following good-humoured, quaint remark:-- + +"The carcass that you look at so, +Is not Sam Deacon, you must know, +But 'tis the carriage--the machine, +Which Samuel Deacon rideth in." + + * * * * * + +ADVANTAGES OF LOQUACITY + +A very pretty woman, who was tediously loquacious, complained one day to +Madame de Sevigne, that she was sadly tormented by her lovers. "Oh, +Madame," said Madame de Sevigne to her, with a smile, "it is very easy +to get rid of them: you have only to speak." + + * * * * * + +_Printed and Published by J. LIMBIRD 143, Strand, (near Somerset House,) +London; sold by ERNEST FLEISCHEN, 626, New Market, Leipsic; and by all +Newsman and Booksellers._ + +FOOTNOTES: + +[1] The old bridge was of wood, and 168 yards in length. It was the most +ancient on the River Thames, except that of London, and is mentioned in +a record of the 8th year of Henry III. + +[2] At the time the chapel fell, the sexton, while digging a grave was +buried under the ruins, with another person, and his daughter. The +latter, notwithstanding she lay covered seven hours, survived this +misfortune seventeen years, and was her father's successor. The memory +of this event is preserved by a print of this singular woman, engraved +by M'Ardell. + +[3] The work is dedicated to Dr. Babington, "in remembrance of some +delightful days passed in his society, and in gratitude for an +uninterrupted friendship of a quarter of a century;" and in the preface +the author, after saying that the characters are imaginary, intimates +that "in the portrait of HALIEUS, given in the last dialogue, a +likeness, he thinks, will not fail to be recognised to that of a most +estimable physician, ardently beloved by his friends, and esteemed and +venerated by the public." + +[4] In our last volume, this was erroneously attributed to Swift. + +[5] See page 370, vol. xi. MIRROR. + +[6] As "kill him, crimp him," &c. + +[[7]] The late worthy and scientific Wm. Reynolds, of the Bank, near +Ketley. + +[8] M. Huber was the father of the author of a work on the economy of +bees, and the grandfather of the author of a work on the economy of +ants. The first M. 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